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LUCHA de la MUERTE (LdlM) Proudly Presents:

Dia de los Condenados!!!

Location: The newly renovated COLISEUM in Rome!


Presided over by Vincent J. McMahon!



Your announce team: Gorilla Monsoon & Gary Coleman!






Main Event! Ladder Match for the "Campeon de los Muertos" Title!
Chris Benoit vs. Owen Hart
vs.





McDonald's Championship! (350lbs. minimum)

Andre The Giant vs. Yokozuna
vs.




Elimination WarGames!
Competitors are eliminated from the Hell-In-A-Cell cage via pinfall or submission. Team with the last man standing is the victor!
The Old Skill: Ed "The Strangler" Lewis, Killer Kowalski, "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers, Frank Gotch, & George Hackenschmidt
vs.
Neo-Power: Umaga, Hercules Hernandez, Dino Bravo, The Wall, & Ludvig Borga

vs.





Flaming Barbed-Wire Scaffold Taipei Death Match!
Kanyon vs. The Original Sheik
vs.




International Legends Triple Threat!
Lou Thesz vs. Rikidozan vs. El Santo
vs. vs.




Pin + Submit Match!
Victor is the first man to win 2 falls, 1 via pin and 1 via submission!
Stu Hart vs. Fritz Von Erich
vs.




8-Team Torneo de Locos! For the Tag Titles!

Public Enemy: Rocco Rock & Johnny Grunge


The Negro Coalition: SD Jones & Ernie Ladd


Team Fat Ass: Giant Haystacks & Haystacks Calhoun


Bobo Baba: Bobo Brazil & Giant Baba


The Super Dicks: Dick The Bruiser & Big Dick Dudley


The Moondogs: Moondog King & Moondog Spot


The Bronko Rocca Connection: Bronko Nagurski & Antonino Rocca


Kamikaze Blitzkrieg: Professor Toru Tanaka & Waldo Von Erich

[Beer Baron]

Negro Coalition, Team Fat Ass, and The Super Dicks all got some pretty loud laughs when I saw them.

[Demko]

I'm actually a big fan of the team name Bobo Baba. LOL

[The Canadian Content]

Love the ME and the 2-falls match.

[Jack Quinn]

Bobo Baba is awesome. Looks like a great card Gator

[Deadly]

Yeah Gator, you've put together a pretty compelling card. Well done.

[Deleted]

Gracias, senors!

[Chris Eco]

I cannot believe that Rikidozan v. El Santo v. Lou Thesz is now a REPEAT MATCH in the Pun's House draft. Nice job.

[Deleted]

Is it really? (I assume it was yours, before.) I honestly didn't intend that.

My original plan early on was to do Thesz vs. Benoit in an Iron Man match (and it may still happen in Round 2), and then do El Santo vs. Rikidozan vs. Andre. But I nabbed Owen in the trade early on and couldn't resist the Benoit/Owen ladder match idea.

[Road Warrior Shark]

Love Andre/Yoko and Stu/Fritz. Seriously. Enough to get an auto-vote against nearly anyone else.

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LUCHA de la MUERTE (LdlM) Proudly Presents:

Las Puertas del Cielo y el Infierno!!!

Location: St. Peter's Square in the Vatican!


Presided over by Vincent J. McMahon!



Your announce team: Gorilla Monsoon & Gary Coleman!






Main Event! Iron Man Match for the "Campeon de los Muertos" Title!
Chris Benoit (champion) vs. Lou Thesz
vs.





McDonald's Championship! (350lbs. minimum)

Andre The Giant (champion) vs. Giant Haystacks vs. Haystacks Calhoun
vs.vs.




For the LdlM Tag Titles!
Owen Hart & Stu Hart vs. Yokozuna & Rikidozan

vs.





For the LdlM 6-Man Tag Titles!
Umaga, El Santo, & The Original Sheik vs. Fritz Von Erich, Waldo Von Erich, & Ludvig Borga

vs.




For the LdlM 8-Man Tag Titles!
Bobo Baba & The Super Dicks (Bobo Brazil, Giant Baba, Dick The Bruiser, Big Dick Dudley) vs. Public Enemy & The Moondogs (Rocco Rock, Johnny Grunge, Moondog King, Moondog Spot)

vs.





Pin + Submit Match!
Victor is the first man to win 2 falls, 1 via pin and 1 via submission!
Frank Gotch vs. "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
vs.




Hardcore Title!
Kanyon vs. The Wall
vs.




I Quit Match!
Ed "The Strangler Lewis vs. Killer Kowalski
With Special Ref: SD Jones!
vs.
Special Ref:




Physique Triathlon!
Rd 1: Bench Press Competition!
Rd 2: Round Robin Tests of Strength!
Rd 3: Bearhugs Only Submission Match! (can only be won by getting one of the other competitors to submit to a bearhug!)
Hercules Hernandez vs. Dino Bravo vs. George Hackenschmidt
vs.vs.




Tornado Tag Match!
Ernie Ladd & Bronko Nagurski vs. Professor Tanaka & Antonino Rocca

vs.

[Road Warrior Shark]

No results from the first round? Shame Shame Shame

[Road Warrior Shark]

And how did a team not in the tag tourney become champions? WE WANT RESULTS

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I could give quick results, but nothing even resembling play-by-play.

• Clearly Benoit won the ladder match for the Campeon de los Muertos title.
  
  
• And Andre won the McDonald's Championship.
  
  
• Elimination Wargames cane down to The Strangler & Killer Kowalski taking out Umaga with a combination Crossface & Boston Crab. (Each man then arrogantly claimed the victory for himself, setting up their "I Quit!" match at the next PPV.)
  
  
• Last minute addition to the Flaming Barbed-Wire Scaffold Taipei Death Match were lions & tigers & bears surrounding the ring on the Coliseum floor. Kanyon nearly escaped with his life after taking a 720degree bump off the scaffolding.
  
  
• Thesz handled Rikidozan & El Santo.
  
  
• Stu took the first draw with the Sharpshooter. Fritz took the next draw with the Claw. Stu took the third draw after the 5 Moves of Death.
  
  
• Tag tourney came down to Bobo Baba vs. The Negro Coalition. Double countout. Still no title holders. Set up Owen & Stu vs. Yokozuna & Rikidozan for the titles at the next card.

[Road Warrior Shark]

Aug 10, 2010 13:53:24 GMT -5 @gatorbait said:

. Kanyon nearly escaped with his life

Why does that line in a fed of dead people make me laugh?

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HAH! Whoops! I actually meant to say he "barely" escaped with his life.

And yeah, I hadn't thought about that part, but it is quite a fun addition.

[Deleted]

And for those of you too lazy to use Google Translate, the second card title translates to "The Gates of Heaven and Hell."