Post by Jack Quinn on Jul 11, 2010 19:24:09 GMT -5
<we open to the beautiful Smoky Mountains, in the distance, slowly getting louder, we hear strange music playing
From the mists of the mountains, several horse drawn wagons appear and enter a clearing. They stop, and what appears to be a young girl sitting on one of the horses looks around surveying the area. She slowly nods, and the wagons empty. The music builds to a crescendo, we get a close up of the young girl, she smiles a wicked smile, and we fade to black>
Last Edit: Jul 11, 2010 19:28:14 GMT -5 by Jack Quinn
The Phillies are everything I hoped the Mets would be - a team that plays their fucking asses off for all 27 outs. They're never out of a game. Solly 10/20/09
Post by Jack Quinn on Jul 12, 2010 14:49:02 GMT -5
<Voice Over Guy That Sounds A Lot Like the TNA Guy But Isn’t Because I Didn’t Draft Him> From the mists of time rides the Dark Carnival, led by President Ramu, the sadistic daughter of the Undertaker. She has led her band of freaks to the mountains of Western North Carolina, their purpose is unclear, their intentions, no doubt sinister.
<we see the wagons have emptied and a camp of sorts has been set up. There are freaks of every kind milling about tents and removing things from the wagons. The main activity seems to be taking place around a large bonfire. There we see President Ramu standing before the flames. Everyone stops what they are doing and gathers around the flames, a gathering of freaks that has never been seen before. The Super P Heavyweight Champion of the World Vampiro appears and walks before Ramu. He drops to one knee and offers Ramu the title. Ramu looks at him for a moment then takes the title. Vampiro falls to the earth and Ramu crosses his arms and covers a referee appears from nowhere…..
ONE, TWO, THREE! Winner and NEW Super P Heavyweight Champion of the World – President Ramu!
……the referee disappears as fast as he appeared and Ramu holds up the title and the freaks go crazy! Music starts up again and there is a celebration around the flames. The celebration is short lived however, when three men ride out of the woods on horseback. We see Lord William Regal, Lord Alfred Hayes and Lord Littlebrook, naturally Lord Littlebrook is riding on a pony.>
LAH: I am not sure what you…..people……think you are doing here, but this is OUR land, and you can just pack up your things and leave…….IMMEDIATELY!
<This draws laughs from the crowd of freaks>
LWR: Something funny? Who leads this miserable band of rabble?
<President Ramu steps forward, Regal looks at her with shock and amusement>
LWR: You? You lead this band of miscreants? Some miserable little toerag guttersnipe has led a band of…….whatever this is onto my land? Listen you little street urchin, pack your things, and remove yourself from my land before we remove you.
<President Ramu stares at Regal for a moment, then turns to walk away when Regal snaps at her>
LWR: LISTEN UP SUNSHINE, IF YOU ARE NOT OFF THIS LAND BY TOMORROW, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY! YOU UNDERSTANE ME YOU MISERABLE LITTLE…….
<Ramu turns back around, dropping the Super P Heavyweight Title to the ground, rage blazing in her eyes. She holds her hand out before her, and Regal grabs his throat, and a look of shock comes across his face. Ramu raises her arm and SLAMS it down, and Regal lifts into the air and gets CHOKESLAMMED off of his horse! The action spooks the hell out of his horse and Lord Alfred Hayes horse, and Lord Littlebrook’s pony. They buck up throwing the riders to the ground.
Ramu motions to Boogeyman and he runs to Regal’s side, reaches into a drawstring bag and pulls out a handful of worms and JAMS them into Regal’s mouth! Regal scurries away, spitting out worms as he gets to his feet. Now Regal is red with rage, Hayes and Littlebrook hold him back from charging, Regal is livid>
LWR: You horrible little freak, you will regret this! NO ONE does that to Lord William Regal! NO ONE! I will be back, sunshine, and when I come back, I am bringing hell with me!
<Hayes and Littlebrook lead Regal back to his horse and they mount up and ride away. Ramu watches them go, then turns back to her band of freaks. She raises her arms, and the party starts again.>
The Phillies are everything I hoped the Mets would be - a team that plays their fucking asses off for all 27 outs. They're never out of a game. Solly 10/20/09
Is this going to turn into a big battle kind of like in the ending of Blazing Saddles? But instead of Cowboys and gay dancers it's freaks and Indians? I'm glad I didn't want any freaks or Indians.
Regal would've been nice.
Is it so hard to imagine? Is it so hard to believe? Something so outrageous, something so far-fetched, well how 'bout Adam and Eve?
<we cut back to the clearing where the Dark Carnival has set up their camp. As directed by the song, we focus on the center stage, where the Dark Carnival’s Circus Diabolique is about to begin. In the center President Ramu stands, while Vampiro, Papa Shango, Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, The Great Kabuki, The Missing Link, The Boogeyman, REllik, Doink, Killer Clown, Psycho Clown, Zombie Clown, Puppet, Leatherface, Damien Demento, Jason the Terrible, Ebessan, Necrosis and Crazy White Sean all gather around her.
Ramu calls Vampiro to her side and hands him the Super P Heavyweight Title. Vampiro takes it, then takes his spot back in the circle before her. Next she calls up the Great Kabuki and he hands over his two Katana blades. Then he heads back to his spot in the circle as well. Finally, she calls Crazy White Sean up. He comes before her and stands in a crucifix pose, arms out stretched. Ramu stares at him, and a slight smile crosses her lips. She raises one of the katana blades……..but she is interrupted by a single gunshot.
Everyone turns to see Lord William Regal holding a shot gun, pointed at the sky. On either side of him are Lord Alfred Hayes and Lord Littlebrook. Regal gets off his horse and steps forward as seven other men ride into the clearing>
LWR: I warned you freaks. I told you to get off my land, or there would be hell to pay. NO ONE does what you did to me and gets away with it. Since you didn’t want to listen to me, I brought along the Young Guns to help you change your mind sunshine. Let me introduce to you, Blackjack Mulligan, Blackjack Lanza, Bobby Duncum Jr., Bobby Duncum Sr., Outlaw Ron Bass, Cowboy Bill Watts and Cowboy Bob Orton.
Now, you sideshow lunatics have five minutes to pack your things and be gone, or I promise you, I will unleash HELL on you!
<Ramu glars at Regal, then looks at Crazy White Sean and nods. Crazy White Sean gets to his feet and charges at Regal, but Regal is ready for him, he catches him with a kick to the gut, then pulls him up and slams him in the face with a headbutt. Crazy White Sean’s nose explodes across his face. Regal goes to whip Crazy White Sean, then pulls him back, wraps his arm around his neck and DROPS him to the ground with a NECKBREAKER! Crazy White Sean writhes in pain on the ground, bleeding profusely>
LWR: I see you want to do this the hard way. Well alright you miserable cretin. Gentlemen, remove this scum
<with that the Young Guns dismount and charge at the freaks. A great battle ensues between the two sides. The whole time President Ramu stands motionless in the middle of the circle, none of the Young Guns or the Lords are able to touch her. Blood is spilled and bones are broken, but due to the overwhelming numbers, the Young Guns and the Lords are forced to retreat. Before they ride away, a livid Regal calls out his warning>
LWR: YOU THINK THIS IS OVER? NOT BY A LONGSHOT! YOU VILE RAGAMUFFIN I WILL BE BACK! And when I do come back, I am going to spill YOUR blood all over this field!
<with that The Lords and The Young Guns ride off to lick their wounds. Things settle a bit, and the circle around President Ramu forms again. She beckons Crazy White Sean to face her. He staggers forward, still bleeding terribly. He falls to his knees before her. Ramu stares at him, and in a voice that sounds otherworldly, like it is coming from everywhere and nowhere all at once Ramu speaks>
PR: You failed me
<with that, she reaches out, and Crazy White Sean grabs his throat and gets to his feet, Ramu raises her arm and SLAMS it down, Crazy White Sean leaps in the air, and is DRIVEN to the ground by an invisible force. Ramu looks at the rest and nods, and they are immediately on Crazy White Sean. They string him up using a tree so his arms are spread wide. Once he is secure, each member of the Dark Carnival takes turns whipping his back with a cat o’nine tails. They celebrate and rejoice in the torture. Crazy White Sean howls in pain, but as the camera pans in on his bloody face, it is hard to tell whether it is a look of extreme pain…….or extreme pleasure>
The Phillies are everything I hoped the Mets would be - a team that plays their fucking asses off for all 27 outs. They're never out of a game. Solly 10/20/09
Post by Jack Quinn on Aug 10, 2010 13:16:46 GMT -5
<once again we cut back to the clearing in the woods in the mountains of Western North Carolina where President Ramu is presiding over her Dark Carnival Circus Diabolique. The freaks are wrestling, juggling, laughing doing all sorts of things that carnies do. Ramu appears to be enjoying herself when she stops and a dark look comes over her face. She looks toward the ridge and whispers…>
Ramu: They’re coming
<within seconds, we see Lord William Regal, Lord Alfred Hayes and Lord Littlebrook top the ridge and ride into the opening. They are flanked on one side by the Young Guns, and on the other side are ten more riders. Regal notices Ramu looking at them>
LWR: That’s right sunshine, last time, my boys weren’t quite able to get the job done <Regal looks at them and snarls a little> So I brought some reinforcements from the Red Man Nations
<a few of the Indians look at Regal and shake their heads>
LWR: I have brought with me savages that live off the land, that hunt and kill with their bare hands. What are you, and your freaks going to do to stop “War Eagle” Chris Chavis, “Chief” Wahoo McDaniel, “Chief” Jay Strongbow, Jules Strongbow, Mark, Jay and Chris Youngblood, Billy White Wolf, Navajo Warrior, and Little Beaver? Along with the Young Guns, you freaks are DEAD
<All the freaks stop what they are doing and gather around Ramu with weapons in hand. Ten Little Indians, the Lords and Young Guns start to approach, and the Freaks start toward them when we hear a booming gunshot. Everyone turns to look and we see the Sheriff and his men, all well armed sitting on horseback>
Sheriff: I think I have had just about enough of this
LWR: Good, then get those beasts OFF MY LAND!
Sheriff: Well Regal, you see, its not that easy. This clearing is not exactly yours
LWR: <Looking exasperated> WHAT! Alfred signed the papers and…..
Sheriff: Not exactly
<Regal looks at Hayes with a look of death in his eyes, Hayes looks away>
Sheriff: By law, they have the right to be here. If you want them gone……well it looks like you have some strapping fellows there, and the……..unique folks over there look ready for a fight. Tell ya what, we haven’t had a good fight around here in a bit, how bout we settle things at the Cherokee Fairgrounds. Have some wrestling. Winners take all. Whaddya say? It’s either that, or I run all of you in
<Regal is fuming but agrees>
LWR: This is fine, but let me tell you one thing, the blood of these…….these FREAKS is on YOUR hands!
Sheriff: That’s fine Regal. What about you? You agree?
<Ramu looks at the sheriff and a smile passes across her lips and she slowly nods>
Sheriff: Ok then, Regal, you take your men and head back over the ridge. If I hear there’s any more trouble here, there will be hell to pay, do I make myself clear?
<Regal just snarls and turns his horses around and heads back over the ridge followed by Young Guns and Ten Little Indians>
The Phillies are everything I hoped the Mets would be - a team that plays their fucking asses off for all 27 outs. They're never out of a game. Solly 10/20/09