[Deadly]

sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp10/news/story?id=5433551

God, I hope it sticks this time.

[Habs]

Mike as to be SUPER disappointed!

[Mikey]

Let's say you're a fireman. You have to be CPR certified and all that jazz, right? Well, you have to re-up that certification annually. (Or whatever the time period.) How many firemen do you think say to themselves, "Ya know, I've been doing this CPR thing 20 years, I'm tired of doing that certification bullshit - I'm retiring?" Then, after a month of the rest of the team working and training and doing firemen things, this guy shows up at the big fire next month and drags the pretty girl out of the bedroom and save the day. Gets his face all over the front of the paper and on TV and all that.


















Then, about four months later, when faced with the biggest fire of the year, dude says "fuck it" and knocks out the last standing support beams of the building and kills 45 of his fellow firefighters in the process.








Then says, "Aw shucks, I'm goin back to Mississippi to wear my Wranglers and play in the mud."

[Habs]

Nicely done Mike, YOU don't disappoint!

[Sportsguy]

Call me a cynic, but I still think Benedict Redneck will be back.

[Demko]

Steve Mariucci: Favre not done yet!

blogs.nfl.com/2010/08/03/mariucci-favre-has-never-said-im-done/

[Deadly]

Apparently the Vikes have offered him an extra $3 million in guarantees and another $4 million in potential incentives to play another season. So he could potentially make $20 million for one year if he comes back.

I really, really hope he doesn't come back.

[Mikey]

Of course the Vikings have offered him a gazillion bucks! He waited seven months to announce his retirement - so rather than making a deal for Donovan McNabb or anyone else, they are looking at potentially Tavaris Jackson under center. I might hate Favre, but a broken down gunslinger is a better option than T-Jax.

Favre's a douchebag of the first order, but I have no sympathy for the Vikes when they got in bed with this asshole in the first place. He's played them like a fiddle, pretty much like he did with the Packers and Jets. At least the Pack eventually had the balls to tell him to screw himself.

[Mikey]

24 hours.

Is that a new record?

And, of note, I don't blame Favre for this one at all, rather the dumbfuck media who enables, reports, and facilitates this garbage.

[Deadly]

Wow. Fuck that guy.