Rd 1: Captain Morgan vs. Sub-Zero

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The Jewish Cunthead Administrator Posts: 21,553 Online: Now	Rd 1: Captain Morgan vs. Sub-Zero Aug 30, 2010 8:43:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Aug 30, 2010 8:43:38 GMT -5 I thought it was the guy from The Running Man...
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Habs Showdown Master Mallard-dramatic What the fuck does this do? Posts: 6,570 Online: Sept 7, 2018 7:45:50 GMT -5	Rd 1: Captain Morgan vs. Sub-Zero Aug 30, 2010 9:09:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Habs on Aug 30, 2010 9:09:11 GMT -5 Now THIS is a showdown. I'm going with my liver here and voting Cap. Morgan!

Sportsguy Moderator Saul Taker The Champ Is Here. Posts: 8,717 Online: Jun 16, 2024 9:44:18 GMT -5	Rd 1: Captain Morgan vs. Sub-Zero Aug 30, 2010 9:16:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Sportsguy on Aug 30, 2010 9:16:04 GMT -5 I Don't drink, and I loved Mortal Kombat when I was growing up, SubZero easilly
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Angle Transitional Champion Posts: 2,543 Online: Sept 4, 2022 15:19:24 GMT -5	Rd 1: Captain Morgan vs. Sub-Zero Aug 30, 2010 9:57:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Angle on Aug 30, 2010 9:57:29 GMT -5 While he would put up a good fight, Morgan would ultimately get his spine ripped out by Sub-Zero, who would be drinking Jack Daniels at the same time.
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Tommy Draft Maverick Blue Slushies are for Winners QUICK CUT TO COUGHLIN! Posts: 3,531 Online: Oct 31, 2013 11:35:06 GMT -5	Rd 1: Captain Morgan vs. Sub-Zero Aug 30, 2010 15:46:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Tommy on Aug 30, 2010 15:46:20 GMT -5 The Captain should be dominating here.

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Rd 1: Captain Morgan vs. Sub-Zero Aug 30, 2010 18:30:35 GMT -5

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Post by Beer Baron on Aug 30, 2010 18:30:35 GMT -5

Sub Zero couldn't even get close enough for normal kick-punch fisticuffs cause the alcohol breath emanating from Morgan would be enough to knock out a rhino. And if Sub Zero tried the freeze blast, Morgan would just use that ice for his booze. Sub Zero is good, but Captain Morgan makes it happen.

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creepy Showdown Master Eminently Smitable Why am I a Soul Taker? Posts: 6,358 Online: Feb 5, 2021 4:44:21 GMT -5	Rd 1: Captain Morgan vs. Sub-Zero Aug 30, 2010 19:54:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by creepy on Aug 30, 2010 19:54:09 GMT -5 Capt. Morgan was real. So we're voting for rum. Hmmm. And Habs, wouldn't your liver want you to stay away from anything alcohol?
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Habs Showdown Master Mallard-dramatic What the fuck does this do? Posts: 6,570 Online: Sept 7, 2018 7:45:50 GMT -5	Rd 1: Captain Morgan vs. Sub-Zero Aug 30, 2010 20:20:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Habs on Aug 30, 2010 20:20:52 GMT -5 Hey Creeps, the liver takes after me, he has no clue! plus he's like Frank the Tanks, once it touches his lips he loses control. True story I once saw my liver running naked in the street! MTA cause I can't spell lose
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creepy Showdown Master Eminently Smitable Why am I a Soul Taker? Posts: 6,358 Online: Feb 5, 2021 4:44:21 GMT -5	Rd 1: Captain Morgan vs. Sub-Zero Aug 30, 2010 20:28:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by creepy on Aug 30, 2010 20:28:43 GMT -5 Looses!
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Jack Quinn Administrator Trust Me Posts: 9,749 Online: Feb 21, 2024 20:56:30 GMT -5	Rd 1: Captain Morgan vs. Sub-Zero Aug 30, 2010 20:36:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Jack Quinn on Aug 30, 2010 20:36:58 GMT -5 the Captain, easy
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Deadly Global Moderator That Guy Posts: 7,583 Online: Oct 21, 2023 14:56:03 GMT -5	Rd 1: Captain Morgan vs. Sub-Zero Aug 31, 2010 11:06:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deadly on Aug 31, 2010 11:06:14 GMT -5 Sub Zero. Awesome videogame character > sub-par booze.

Habs Showdown Master Mallard-dramatic What the fuck does this do? Posts: 6,570 Online: Sept 7, 2018 7:45:50 GMT -5	Rd 1: Captain Morgan vs. Sub-Zero Aug 31, 2010 14:29:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Habs on Aug 31, 2010 14:29:24 GMT -5 But the Captain has this amazing power, he can make ordinary girls look like playboy playmates, fat girls like healthy girls, old woman like hot cougars.

creepy Showdown Master Eminently Smitable Why am I a Soul Taker? Posts: 6,358 Online: Feb 5, 2021 4:44:21 GMT -5	Rd 1: Captain Morgan vs. Sub-Zero Aug 31, 2010 14:41:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by creepy on Aug 31, 2010 14:41:28 GMT -5 Nice to see how Habs gets ass.
	Is it so hard to imagine? Is it so hard to believe? Something so outrageous, something so far-fetched, well how 'bout Adam and Eve?

Habs Showdown Master Mallard-dramatic What the fuck does this do? Posts: 6,570 Online: Sept 7, 2018 7:45:50 GMT -5	Rd 1: Captain Morgan vs. Sub-Zero Aug 31, 2010 14:51:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Habs on Aug 31, 2010 14:51:47 GMT -5 Those commercial are really a great inspiration! and I never said that it got me laid, fortunately, not every one uses the Captain's powers and I'm not always under his power.

Jack Quinn Administrator Trust Me Posts: 9,749 Online: Feb 21, 2024 20:56:30 GMT -5	Rd 1: Captain Morgan vs. Sub-Zero Aug 31, 2010 16:43:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Jack Quinn on Aug 31, 2010 16:43:49 GMT -5 good booze >>> lame video game character
	The Phillies are everything I hoped the Mets would be - a team that plays their fucking asses off for all 27 outs. They're never out of a game. Solly 10/20/09

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