[The Canadian Content]

Sop
Statham
Damon
Ledger
Garner
Kilmer
Lee
Glau
Kane
Chiklis
Mack

Gator
Eastwood
Jolie
Thurman
Beckinsale
Heston
Freeman
Morita
Anderson
Hayek
Moretz

[Mikey]

One of these doesn't have Angelina Jolie.

One of these has Val Kilmer in his prime.

[Deleted]

I also have a 12yo girl. That may make Dev vote against himself, here.

[The Canadian Content]

I'd gladly pay to watch Statham/Damon/Ledger.

[Deleted]

"Ladies & Not So Gentle Men" (or "Old Dicks & Perky Tits")

When the largest ever bounty is placed on a Russian magistrate, two elite squads of executioners take to the task.

The Ladies (aka Perky Tits)

Angelina Jolie as "Twizzler"


Uma Thurman as "Gobstopper"


Kate Beckinsaleas "Skittle"


Salma Hayek as "Jolly Rancher"


Chloe Moretz as "Junior Mint"





The Not So Gentle Men (aka Old Dicks)

Clint Eastwood as "Tad Polanski"


Charlton Heston as "Hal Steele"


Morgan Freeman as "Aeneas Cox"


Pat Morita as "Kamikaze Pete"


Richard Dean Anderson as "The Technician"

[Habs]

Sop wins it here. Heston I can't stand anymore. I can't seem to make the difference between the actor and the real douche he was. (personal opinion here, don't want to start anything)

[Angle]

Statham, Ledger, Damon, Chiklis, Lee.

Dev's cast is just way too stacked for Gator to go up against.

[Sportsguy]

Since Sop is (rightfully) way ahead,I'll give a pity vote to Gator.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Wait, I thought we were only supposed to have one dummy team...

[Deadly]

Sept 15, 2010 13:37:08 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

I'd gladly pay to watch Statham/Damon/Ledger.

Same here. Sorry Gator.

[Angle]

Sept 15, 2010 19:38:13 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Wait, I thought we were only supposed to have one dummy team...

[creepy]

I don't know 1/3 of Dev cast. Mack? Kane? Glau? Who are these people? I don't like another 1/3 of Dev's cast. Horseface, if Chiklis isn't in Mackey Mode, and never saw enough of Lee to care one way or the other (Either gay face paint movies or generic action flicks). I like Statham/Damon/Ledger/Kilmer (although Ledger might not fit perfectly in an Ensemble like this).


If you take away the gay names and MacGuyver, Heston and Morita, I think Gator's movie could be fun. I hate Jolie, but she's versatile enough for an action role, she's proved she belongs in most genres. Hayek could work, as could Thurman.


Freeman and Eastwood almost give this to Gator, but I'm going with Dev, as the people I'm not familiar with could work while Gator has too many meh's. Also, I'm assuming we get kick ass Chiklis.

[Deleted]

You are all clearly not fans of an 11-year-old weapon-wielding girl calling a group of thugs "cunts".

[Habs]

clearly

[Batman]

Sop has some amazing guys, but some really meh ones. Gator has a cool concept well executed. I think it's a shame he's going down with so little fight.

[Deleted]

If there's one thing I've learned around here, it's that once people's minds have been made up, there's very little chance to sway them otherwise.

Garner, Kane, Chiklis, and Mack are, indeed, horrible picks, though.

[DevSop]

Your face is horrible.

The fact that you can say anything is a horrible pick in ANY draft is one of the funniest things ever.

But the fact you do it in this one with Morita, Anderson, and Hayek is even funner.