[The Canadian Content]

Simmons
Luke Skywalker: Chris Pine
Han Solo: Bradley Cooper
Princess Leia Organa: Jennifer Garner
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Paul Newman
Lando Calrissian: Dwayne Johnson
Chewbacca: Sid Eudy
Yoda: Harry Shearer
C-3PO: Kelsey Grammer
Uncle Owen: Robert DeNiro
Aunt Beru: Diane Lane
Darth Vader: Isaac Hayes
Emperor Palpatine: Terry O'Quinn
Grand Moff Tarkin: Timothy Olyphant

Sop
Luke Skywalker: Zachary Levi
Han Solo: Nathan Fillion
Princess Leia Organa: Kristen Bell
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Sean Connery
Lando Calrissian: Eddie Murphy
Chewbacca: Brock Lesnar
Yoda: Seth Green
C-3PO: John Barrowman
Uncle Owen: William H. Macy
Aunt Beru: Felicity Huffman
Darth Vader: Mickey Rourke
Emperor Palpatine: Kevin Spacey
Grand Moff Tarkin: Alexander Skarsgard

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Dev here, in a quite easy vote.

[Stu]

Dev.

[Sportsguy]

Myself

[creepy]

Simmons. I guess. Ugh.

[Deadly]

Dev.

[DevSop]

Nov 1, 2010 18:48:06 GMT -5 creepy said:

Simmons. I guess. Ugh.

I'm probably setting myself up for an argument, but what do you have against our casts?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Probably?

[creepy]

No argument. These are just two of my least favorite casts for this. I vote on if I were wanting to see it or not. Let's break 'em down:

Sporty:

I've seen that Pine guy in the Star Trek movie thing, and he was good, I guess. But he doesn't sell this movie for me. Cooper's ok, too, but he doesn't do much for me in one of the leads. Don't care for Garner. Never seen her in anything I've given a remote shit about. Newman works, as does The Rock. Chewie is pretty much irrelevant in this to me, but whatever (Why didn't anyone draft Paul Wight as Chewie? Figured he'd be one of the big names for that role for sure). Shearer as Yoda? OK, I guess. Grammer as C-3PO does nothing for me. The DeNiro pairing with Lane seems weird to me, but it really doesn't matter as these parts are pretty throwaway from my recollection. Nice to have a name, I guess, for them. Hayes does nothing for me, as does O'Quinn (he might have at some point, but now it seems, to me at least, that the Lost crowd has just overvalued him for anything other than smaller roles. Might be totally wrong on that if something bigger comes along and he shines to it). I like Olyphant, but ehhhh. Not as Tarkin. Maybe as someone else (Han?).

Dev:

I'm not being a dick here at all. Seriously, I'm not. I just think your cast fits in with people who know some of these people from TV shows that I don't watch. Never seen Chuck, and I'm sure I'm wrong, but that show seems like Jim Halpert got suckered into a spyring from the ads I've seen (=Not Interested) Fillion's ok, but wasn't he in the Serenity movie that everyone says is a Star Wars kinda thing? Might be a been there'done that sorta thing). Of course Bell is there, I just don't see Leia being a blonde hottie like that. Connery as Obi-Wan is good. I've gotten to the point that I can't stand Eddie Murphy. Again, Chewie is irrelevant. Seth Green as Yoda sounds like stunt casting to me. Don't know who Barrowman is, or Alexander Skarsgard, either. Macy/Huffman, I get it, just don't particularly care. Rourke as Vader? Don't like that at all. Spacey might make a good Tarkin, but for the Emperor? No.



Just a whole lot of meh. If either of these casts were rumored to be the new cast in a relaunch of the series? I wouldn't think twice about passing on them. Sporty's is better, but ehhhh.