[creepy]

So, I don't know if it's me going back to school or me being a dipshit loser, but I decided to take notes tonight during RAW. (I watched it a day late). So here is some random ponderings and notes:

-Dear God do I hate Stephanie McMahon. Nice pull back on the slap, Turd.

-The first few segments felt kinda like a horror movie. Most of the guys that were going to be written out were showing up and I just knew their time was coming up. Just had to see how.

-Umaga lost by falling off of the ropes? What the holy crap? He didn't even get tangled up in the ropes, he just fell off of them unawkardly onto his back. Nice..............

-Way to make me hate another late 90's favorite WWE. Add Ron Simmons to the list of Bob Holly, Big Show, HHH, etc.....

-Marella still cracks me up. Shut uppa yo face.

-I didn't even realize that the Sandman hasn't been on TV for the last 2 weeks. 3 weeks? Whatever.

-That Beth Phoenix girl reminds me of Luna. Until she talks.

-John Cena's dad looks like an alcoholic.

-Carlito looks like a Peurto Rican Globetrotter with his new haircut. I have no idea why, that was just the thought that kept popping into my head.

-Why give Randy Orton a day off? To protect him? And why did Cena attack Regal? Because he gave Orton a night off?

-I know it might sound kinda gay, but I liked Ortons shirt.

-Liked the #1 contenders match, but I somehow felt kinda cheated. Best match on a shitty card.

-So, Vince says that a good defense is a great offense? And then he fired some laywer douche for suggesting that Vince make a settlement because it woulda been a "great defensive strategy"? Nice judicial system here in the states. Admitting to banging countless women whilst married in front of millions of people every week is pretty much the worst offense/defense. Although, that might be a special teams move: It could only be reasonable to a fucking retard.

-Why was everyone so amazed that Umaga kept taking chair shot after chair shot and shaking them off? Don't they now that he takes steroids?

-Speaking of steroids, why won't VKM let everyone use his and HHH's pusher? One more reason that Jack Tunney was the man. He woulda protected the company by not outsourcing the juice.

-I like Kennedy. I know I might be in the minority, and I know Lucky seems to hate him, but Lucky loves the Yankees. So I win this round.

-Was it a good idea to show that footage of Vince all 'roided up looking in the middle of this steroid brouhaha? Seems like those images should be put in the Benoit vault.

-Didn't Vince actually admit to cheating on Linda once and only once in real life? Didn't he say that it was the best sex that he ever had? What is the slut in the parking lot in Boston he admitted about a few weeks ago? Or the truck driver chick? Or Carlito's sister? I can't wait to find out............... The E never fails to disappoint or astonish us. Wait.....

[Lucky]

On the other hand if I like the Yankees and you like the Astros at least I like... winners.

I don't hate Kennedy. I hate his schtick and I hate his fans. "KEEENNNNEEDY!" is fucking moronic and his fans who insist on repeating it over and over again are fucking idiots. Then again I think every fucking joke since the beginning of time that has been 100% purely about repetition has been absurdly stupid. I don't even think that's a matter of subjective tastes. If you think something is funny PURELY because its been said a bunch of times to the point that its become absurdly annoying you have absolutely nothing resembling a sense of humor.


KENNNEDY!

DAMN!

WHASSUP!


I almost just compared it to "If You Know What the Rock is cooking!" Because fuck that became an annoying catchphrase. But then I stopped and thought about it. That was a punchline and that's it. For much of Rock's prime he cut an engaging and entertaining promo that was actually original and merely interspersed and capped with his sing-a-long catchphrases. The phrases may have become annoying but he was doing stuff in between them. He didn't become unbearable until his promos became a by the numbers routine of "Finally the Rock has come back to..." to "it doesn't matter" to "poon tang pie" to "turn that sumbitch sideways" to "brahma bull" to "know your role and shut your mouth" to "if you smell." Then they were completely shallow and empty and you'd have to be ODing on nostalgia or on the biggest high of your life to find it amusing.

Even then there was more content to the average Kennedy promo. Average Kennedy promo:

Ring Announcer: Introducing, Mr. Kennedy!
Kennedy comes to the ring and makes his exagerrated reach for the microphone.
Kennedy: Misterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... KEEEEEENNNEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
...
Retards cheer with anticipation.
...
KEEEEEEENNNEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Retards scream in approval that their high school educations could actually understand the promo and anticipate the line. They haven't been this happy since they beat a faggot behind the bar.

-The End-

On the occasion that Kennedy actually says SOMETHING? He's a charismatic fella and if he ever evolves past that fucking name I could really like him. On Smackdown he was evolving past that when he was teaming with MVP and I was starting to become a real fan. So they moved him to RAW and he de-evolved to a catchphrase and insanely boring routine like everyone does when they get to that show. RAW: "We don't need announcers who can put our workers over or time to get a reaction in the ring or a promo that has an ounce of originality or content! The people who come to our show are too stupid or drunk to give a fuck!"

Fuck, now that I think about it... The Rock's catchphrases only emerged after he was already cutting quality promos. He was doing a good and original promo week after week and slowly but surely the more popular things he said got repeated and became popular catchphrases. WWE over did them like they always do and Rock got lazy and uninspired but they actually developed. Where as Kennedy started with his annoying and uninspired catchphrase and I'm sitting here waiting for him to start cutting some consistently good promos.

[Stu]

It's actually "If you SMELL what the Rock is cooking".
I'm waiting for the day when they reveal "Ken" is short for "Kennedy", thus making his full name "Kennedy Kennedy" not just a stupid catchphrase. Then he can turn Kelley Kelley into his Valet.

[creepy]

Geez, Lucky. I agree with you. I like how his ring entrance starts with Kennedy! but that's it. It announces his presense unlike most of the rest of the roster. But then he over does it. And it gets lame.


And isn't his 'rasslin' name actually Kennedy Kennedy? I thought it was.