[Mikey]

It's a trap! Those are obviously Debra's cookies and should not be eaten unless you have multiple bottles of Maalox handy.

[Lucky]

Oh, AA's just the sort of bastard who would make me cookies and then after I ate a whole bunch tell me the special ingredient is peanut oil. I don't fall for none of that mysterious ingredient pastry stuff anymore!

[Lucky]

If Grover misses his clock he automatically drafts Alexei Ramirez (SS - CHW).

[Army Dice Clay]

Oh, we're waiting on Grover? NO FUCKING WAY!!! THAT'S SURPRISING!

He's probably trying to trade his 2026 3rd round minor league pick or something. He's waiting on Lucky's future son to get back to him.

[Attitude Adjuster]

I've been negotiating with Grover for the last eight hours. We almost have a trade, but it all hinges on whether he'll give me his fourth round Minor League draft pick for 2018. Don't be ridiculous, Army. I won't be alive in 2026.

[Army Dice Clay]

The advances in science that we will see in the next 16 years will be astounding. At the very least your reanimated corpse will be there to follow through on the grueling 23 hour negotiation with Grover over a stellar dealing involving your 2026 32nd round pick (MLB rosters will be up to 63 in 2026 so we needed to raise our rosters and rounds to make up for that), 2031 Lower A Minor League Pick, and 2042 12th round Alien Supplemental draft pick for Grover's 2007 8th round draft pick (time travel at the time allows you to pick whoever you want from whatever year, its awesome!) and the cast of Lunar Idol. It will be a challenging negotiation, but either your live self or your zombie self will take part in it in 2026, fear not my friend, fear not.

[Attitude Adjuster]

So my corpse will be beating Lucky in the playoffs in 2026? Sweet!

Tell me this: Will Solly's zombie still make crappy picks, or does zombie intelligence improve fantasy baseball knowledge?

[Grover]

Actually, I've been here the whole time, just wanted to run out the clock....

133. Kurt Suzuki, C, A's

[Attitude Adjuster]

You bastard! That was my pick! Now I have to sleep on mine tonight.

[Attitude Adjuster]

OK, maybe not.

134. Placido Polanco, 2B, Phil

[DevSop]

135. Ryan Doumit - C - Pit

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Mar 4, 2010 0:02:19 GMT -5 Attitude Adjuster said:

Tell me this: Will Solly's zombie still make crappy picks, or does zombie intelligence improve fantasy baseball knowledge?

You're making that joke about the defending champ? Really? This league was initially named in my honor, old timer.

[Pun]

MKid's pick via e-mail....

136. Jorge Posada (C - NYY)

[Lucky]

Sorry for the delay. No excuse. I just blanked on the draft today.

137. Kevin Slowey (SP - MIN)

138. TarheelMike
139. ArmyofOne
140. ThePunisher [from fsolomon75]

Round 14
141. Mooseheadjack [from fsolomon75]
142. ArmyofOne
143. TarheelMike
144. LuckyLopez
145. Metallikid
146. DevilSoprano
147. DevilSoprano [from AttitudeAdjuster]
148. SuperGrover
149. Mooseheadjack
150. ThePunisher
151. Lou
--- Keeper: Troy Tulowitzki (SS - COL) - Gimmickman

[Mikey]

I've got two guys in mind, both whom i think are gone when it snakes back to me. I haven't done my VORP analysis with the others guys at their positions, so gimme 45 minutes or so to get the kiddos home from school and i'll pick then.

[Mikey]

Let's try it this way...

138. George Sherrill (RP-LAD)

[Army Dice Clay]

139. Michael Bourn, CF, HOU

[Mikey]

Via text, Pun takes:

140. J.D. Drew (OF-BOS)

[Mikey]

Wait, we're waiting for Moose?? Mister Pick Pick Pick himself? What the hell?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Wait an hour - his Ambien should kick in and he'll probably draft Von Hayes or some shit.

[Lucky]

I WAS discussing a trade with him 2 hours or so ago and then he just disappeared.

[Sparty]

From now until Monday, if I'm up, can someone text me? I'm in Indianapolis for the Big Ten Tournament and won't be checking in here too often.

Thx.

[DevSop]

***TRADE***

Moose trades picks 141, 155, 177 and 225 to DevSop
DevSop trades pick 154, his 2011 13th round pick, and the 1st rd MiL pick previously acquired from Moose

[Moosehead Jack]

confirmed

sorry about the delay, got caught on the phone for 2 hours. You may proceed

[DevSop]

141. Mike Gonzalez - RP - Bal