[creepy]

I love John Morrison. I don't know why he doesn't get more credit.

"CM Punk has nothing but a couple of cheap tattoos and a straight edge hardcore lifestyle, which I don't get. What does that mean? Does that mean he listens to Hootie and the Blowfish and not hang out with chicks?"

ECW might be the best wrestling show not called Impact on TV right now. And the Miz has been thoroughly impressing me lately. He still seems like a douche, but a douche who can wrestle. And Elijah Burke is fucking awesome.

Joey and Taz >>>Cole and JBL>>>>>>>>>>>>JR and King>>>>>>Tenay and West.

Nice to see Paul Heyman in ECW again. Only if it was just Tammy's costume*.

I still would like to never see Khali, Mark Henry and Big Daddy V again, though.





*That's Tommy Dreamer. With an O.

[Jack Quinn]

I thought it was really lame that they pretended they couldn't figure out who it was. Just stupid.

I missed most of the rest of the show though

[Lucky]

In fairness they were clearly doing it tongue in cheek and had a couple of comments hinting they knew. But yeah, it was silly and stupid.

Whole show was kinda silly and stupid. Not offensive, boring, or draining like RAW so often is. Not as "WTF are they thinking?!" as Impact can sometimes be. Not as formulaic and forgettable as SD can get. Amusing enough. 2 decent wrestling matches. But nothing worth writing home about and absolutely nothing that will make a difference. Like Heat or Velocity. Like ECW's been for awhile.

[Lucky]

Why did Morrison invoke Hootie and chicks with sXe? I don't get it. I think that's why he doesn't get credit. He says random shit that doesn't make a lot of sense and delivers it with an unconvincing and wooden demeanor.

[Pun]

They should have gotten a hold of one of these for Tommy's costume.

[DevSop]

Joey and Taz are fucking horrible. I'm pretty sure that they've both labotomy's at some point because neither one has said anything interesting or intelligent in a year. It depresses me knowing what both are capable of. It depresses me even more to realize they're still the second best announce team on television. JBL alone is better than anyone else and even Cole's suckitude powers can't knock them from the top. Then Joey and Taz, then Tenay and West, then Anne Frank and the ds chick from Facts of Life, then Benoit and Daniel, then King and JR.

Yea, I wish death upon king and jr.