[The Canadian Content]

The Rules

• 8-hour clock, no overnight stoppage. Leave a list if you won't be around. If someone's clock runs out, the next person is on the clock, and the person who missed their clock can pick at any time (but a missed pick is a missed pick. If I take a guy you wanted after your clock ran out, you're SOL).
  
  
• As much as I hate clock penalties, people seem to consistently let their clocks run out, so I'm going with a three strikes rule: you miss 3 8-hour clocks, you're on a 4-hour clock. Miss 3 of those, and you're on auto-skip for the rest of the draft.
  
  
• If someone makes an ineligible pick, it's as if their clock ran out. The next person is up, and the guy who made the ineligible pick can repick at any time.
  
  
• 40 roster spots. All wrestlers -- no managers/valets, announcers, refs, special enforcers, etc.
  
  
• All rosters must consist of 34 men and 6 women.
  
  
• Only singles picks. No tag-team picks. If you're worried about someone snaking half a team, trade up.
  
  
• Draft the person, not the gimmick. If a wrestler portrayed multiple characters, you can draft him as any of those characters. If two wrestlers portrayed the same character, either one or both may portray the character, and you must make clear which you are drafting.
  
  
• The Tito Ortiz Rule: You can draft anyone who has participated in wrestling as a wrestler. Mike Tyson? No. The titular Tito Ortiz? No.
  
  
• The Randy "The Ram" Rule: Anyone who has wrestled is eligible regardless of career, but they must have wrestled for a REAL wrestling promotion, program, or event. Which flows into...
  
  
• The Chickenshit Heels Rule: The drafted wrestler must actually exist as a real person, even if they are a fictional character. So no OOWF characters, no inanimate objects, no pets, and absolutely no "God" just because Vince is insane.
  
  
• The Bunny Rule: Professional wrestlers from recognized feds only. No backyard wrestlers, no dudes who held a match in a mall parking lot and got paid in JC Penney gift cards. And no amateur/Olympic wrestlers.
  
  
• The Gator Rule: Abraham Lincoln is not eligible to be selected in this draft.
  
  
• The "AA's An Asshole" Rule: If you have multiple picks in a row you do NOT get the sum total of the clocks. You get 8 hours to make all consecutive picks. Also, once you post one pick, your clock is out, and the next guy is free to pick. In other words, you can't post one pick five minutes into your clock and the next 6 hours later.
  
  
• 24-hour add/drop will start at noon ET the day after the final pick is made.

The Card

WarGames (10)
2/3 Tag Match (4) -- Tag Team Titles
I Quit Match (2)
Women's Elimination Chamber Match (6) -- Women's Title
TLC Tag Match (4)
Pure Wrestling Match (2) -- Intercontinental Title
Survivor Series Elimination Tag Match (10)
Hell in the Cell Iron Man Match (2) -- Heavyweight Title



The Draft Order

Round 1
1. Gator (from Doug) - Ric Flair
2. Creepy - Shawn Michaels
3. Mikey - Steve Austin
4. Hodgey - Randy Savage
5. Sportsguy - Arn Anderson
6. Dashbee - Kurt Angle
7. Solly - The Rock
8. Sop - Chris Jericho
9. Byrnie - Raven
10. Doug (from Gator) - Samoa Joe
11. Eric - Chris Benoit
12. Jobber - Ricky Steamboat

Round 2
13. Jobber - Eddie Guerrero
14. Eric - Brock Lesnar
15. Gator - Bret Hart
16. Byrnie - Mick Foley
17. Sop - Edge
18. Solly - Triple H
19. Dashbee - AJ Styles
20. Sportsguy - Tully Blanchard
21. Hodgey - The Undertaker
22. Mikey - Hulk Hogan
23. Creepy - CM Punk
24. Doug - Alex Shelley

Round 3
25. Doug - Chris Sabin
26. Creepy - Rob Van Dam
27. Mikey - John Cena
28. Hodgey - Curt Hennig
29. Sportsguy - Dusty Rhodes
30. Dashbee - Daniel Bryan Danielson
31. Solly - Hawk
32. Sop - Christian
33. Byrnie - Brian Pillman
34. Gator - Owen Hart
35. Eric - Sting
36. Jobber - Rick Rude

Round 4
37. Jobber - The Great Muta
38. Eric - Vader
39. Gator - Lou Thesz
40. Byrnie - Jushin Thunder Liger
41. Sop - James Storm
42. Solly - Bubba Ray Dudley
43. Dashbee - Shelton Benjamin
44. Sportsguy - Dynamite Kid
45. Hodgey - Andre the Giant
46. Mikey - Terry Funk
47. Creepy - Jeff Hardy
48. Doug - Taz

Round 5
49. Doug - Christopher Daniels
50. Creepy - John Morrison
51. Mikey - Booker T
52. Hodgey - Big Boss Man
53. Sportsguy - Davey Boy Smith
54. Dashbee - Rey Mysterio
55. Solly - Ted DiBiase
56. Sop - Desmond Wolfe/Nigel McGuinness
57. Byrnie - Ultimo Dragon
58. Jobber (from Gator) - Randy Orton
59. Eric - Scott Steiner
60. Jobber - Tito Santana

Round 6
61. Jobber - Rick Martel
62. Eric - Goldberg
63. Jobber (from Gator) - William Regal
64. Byrnie - Homicide
65. Sop - Lance Storm
66. Solly - Roddy Piper
67. Dashbee - The Miz
68. Sportsguy - Matt Morgan
69. Hodgey - Kane
70. Mikey - Kevin Nash
71. Creepy - Tajiri
72. Doug - Dean Malenko

Round 7
73. Doug - Low Ki
74. Creepy - Mike Awesome
75. Mikey - Scott Hall
76. Hodgey - Sheamus
77. Sportsguy - Stan Lane
78. Sportsguy (from Dashbee) - Bobby Eaton
79. Solly - The Big Show
80. Sop - Paul London
81. Byrnie - Sabu
82. Gator - Trish Stratus
83. Eric - Jay Briscoe
84. Jobber - Nick Jackson/Jeremy Buck

Round 8
85. Jobber - Steve Williams
86. Eric - Batista
87. Gator - Jake Roberts
88. Byrnie - Perry Saturn
89. Sop - Diamond Dallas Page
90. Solly - Jesse Ventura
91. Dashbee - Jack Swagger
92. Dashbee (from) Sportsguy - Austin Aries
93. Hodgey - Rhyno
94. Mikey - Sid Vicious
95. Creepy - Bam Bam Bigelow
96. Doug - Petey Williams

Round 9
97. Doug - Ron Simmons
98. Creepy - Kanyon
99. Mikey - Jeff Jarrett
100. Hodgey - Billy Gunn
101. Dashbee (from) Sportsguy - Davey Richards
102. Dashbee - Ken Shamrock
103. Solly - Paul Orndorff
104. Sop - Mickie James
105. Byrnie - Lacey
106. Gator - Masahiro Chono
107. Eric - Hayabusa
108. Jobber - Matt Jackson/Max Buck

Round 10
109. Jobber - Terry Gordy
110. Eric - Awesome Kong
111. Byrnie (from Gator) - Tommy Dreamer
112. Byrnie - Shane Douglas
113. Sop - Elijah Burke/D'Angelo Dinero
114. Solly - Big John Studd
115. Dashbee - Wade Barrett
116. Sportsguy - Magnum TA
117. Hodgey - Ax
118. Mikey - Lex Luger
119. Creepy - Doug Williams
120. Doug - JBL

[The Canadian Content]

Round 11
121. Doug - Shannon Moore
122. Creepy - Bruiser Brody
123. Mikey - Bad News Brown
124. Hodgey - Stevie Richards
125. Sportsguy - Barry Windham
126. Sportsguy (from Dashbee) - Mitsuharu Misawa
127. Solly - New Jack
128. Sop - Cheerleader Melissa
129. Gator (from Byrnie) - Jinsei Shinzaki/Hakushi
130. Gator - Robert Roode
131. Eric - Michael P.S. Hayes
132. Gator (from Jobber) - Masato Tanaka

Round 12
133. Jobber - Alberto Del Rio
134. Eric - Hernandez
135. Gator - Sean O'Haire
136. Gator (from Byrnie) - Mark Jindrak
137. Sop - Matt Hardy
138. Solly - Yokozuna
139. Dashbee - Dolph Ziggler
140. Sportsguy - Nikita Koloff
141. Gator (from Hodgey) - Iron Sheik
142. Mikey - Ultimate Warrior
143. Creepy - Sandman
144. Doug - Jamal

Round 13
145. Doug - Rosey
146. Creepy - Ken Anderson/Kennedy
147. Mikey - Ricky Morton
148. Hodgey - Lita
149. Sportsguy - Tommy Rogers
150. Dashbee - Kofi Kingston
151. Solly - Animal
152. Sop - "Wildcat" Chris Harris
153. Byrnie - Sara Del Rey
154. Byrnie (from Gator) - Gail Kim
155. Eric - Sgt. Slaughter
156. Jobber - Ron Killings/R-Truth

Round 14
157. Jobber - Chris Hero
158. Gator (from Eric) - Test
159. Gator - Albert
160. Byrnie - Vampiro
161. Sop - Drew McIntyre
162. Solly - Finlay
163. Dashbee - Frankie Kazarian
164. Sportsguy - Dustin Rhodes
165. Hodgey - One Man Gang/Akeem
166. Mikey - X-Pac
167. Creepy - Abdullah the Butcher
168. Doug - Tyler Black

Round 15
169. Doug - Jimmy Jacobs
170. Creepy - Chris Candido
171. Mikey - Kerry Von Erich
172. Hodgey - Kamala
173. Sportsguy - Harley Race
174. Dashbee - Roderick Strong
175. Solly - D-Von Dudley
176. Doug (from Sop) - Jay Lethal
177. Byrnie - Mikey Whipwreck
178. Gator - Psycosis
179. Gator (from Eric) - Juventud Guerrera
180. Jobber - Bobby Lashley

Round 16
181. Jobber - Carlito
182. Eric - Eddie Gilbert
183. Eric (from Gator) - Great Sasuke
184. Byrnie - Sinn Bowdee
185. Sop - Charlie Haas
186. Solly - Barbarian
187. Dashbee - Cody Rhodes
188. Sportsguy - Wahoo McDaniel
189. Hodgey - Road Dogg
190. Mikey - Papa Shango
191. Creepy - Paul Burchill
192. Doug - D-Lo Brown

Round 17
193. Doug - Ivory
194. Creepy - Mike Knox
195. Mikey - Crush
196. Hodgey - Smash
197. Sportsguy - Mike Rotunda/IRS
198. Dashbee - Justin Gabriel
199. Solly - Warlord
200. Sop - Chris Adams
201. Byrnie - Kevin Thorne
202. Gator - Chavo Guerrero Jr.
203. Gator (from Eric) - La Parka
204. Jobber - Claudio Castagnoli

Round 18
205. Jobber - Colt Cabana
206. Eric - Rick Steiner
207. Eric (from Gator) - Mark Briscoe
208. Byrnie - Gary Wolfe/Pitbull #1
209. Sop - Brian Kendrick
210. Solly - Billy Graham
211. Dashbee - Mistico/Sin Cara
212. Sportsguy - Super Crazy
213. Hodgey - Rikishi
214. Mikey - Buff Bagwell
215. Creepy - Jamie Noble
216. Doug - Afa

Round 19
217. Doug - Sika
218. Creepy - Angelina Love
219. Mikey - The Patriot
220. Hodgey - Al Snow
221. Sportsguy - Junkyard Dog
222. Dashbee - Jerry Lawler
223. Solly - Bruno Sammartino
224. Sop - Kevin Steen
225. Byrnie - Madison Rayne
226. Gator - Scott Norton
227. Gator (from Eric) - Luther Reigns
228. Jobber - Evan Bourne

Round 20
229. Jobber - Doug Furnas
230. Eric - Tiger Mask
231. Eric (from Gator) - Jim Duggan
232. Byrnie - Velvet Sky
233. Sop - El Generico
234. Solly - Earthquake
235. Dashbee - Ezekiel Jackson
236. Sportsguy - Katie Lea Burchill/Winter
237. Hodgey - Molly Holly
238. Mikey - Billy Kidman
239. Creepy - Luna Vachon
240. Doug - Naruki Doi

[The Canadian Content]

Round 21
241. Doug - Masato Yoshino
242. Creepy - Crash Holly
243. Mikey - Scotty Too Hotty
244. Hodgey - Boogeyman
245. Sportsguy - Natalya Neidhart
246. Dashbee - Ted DiBiase, Jr.
247. Solly - Jacques Rougeau
248. Sop - Shane Helms
249. Byrnie - John Kronus
250. Gator - Vince McMahon
251. Gator (from Eric) - Shane McMahon
252. Jobber - Phil Lafon

Round 22
253. Jobber - MVP
254. Eric - Muhammad Hassan
255. Eric (from Gator) - Shawn Daivari
256. Byrnie - Necro Butcher
257. Sop - Tyson Kidd
258. Solly - King Kong Bundy
259. Dashbee - Chyna
260. Sportsguy - Dan Spivey/Waylon Mercy
261. Hodgey - George Steele
262. Mikey - Grandmaster Sexay
263. Creepy - Bob Holly
264. Doug - Sherri Martel

Round 23
265. Doug - Elix Skipper
266. Creepy - Haku/Meng
267. Mikey - Ahmed Johnson
268. Hodgey - Mosh/Chaz/Beaver Cleavage
269. Sportsguy - Toshiaki Kowada
270. Dashbee - Consequences Creed
271. Solly - Ivan Putski
272. Sop - Gino Hernandez
273. Byrnie - 2 Cold Scorpio
274. Gator - Yuji Nagata
275. Gator (from Eric) - The Great Kabuki
276. Jobber - Victoria

Round 24
277. Jobber - Beth Phoenix
278. Eric - Jack Evans
279. Eric (from Gator) - Teddy Hart
280. Byrnie - Tyson Tomko
281. Sop - Sarah Stock/Sarita
282. Solly - Honky Tonk Man
283. Creepy (from Dashbee)
284. Sportsguy - Taka Michinoku
285. Hodgey - Jimmy Snuka
286. Mikey - Jimmy Del Ray
287. Creepy - Stacey Kiebler
288. Doug - Mark Henry

Round 25
289. Doug - Daisy Haze
290. Creepy - Torrie Wilson
291. Mikey - Mr. T
292. Hodgey - Jazz
293. Sportsguy - Shinjiro Ohtani
294. Dashbee - Taylor Wilde
295. Solly - Andy Kaufman
296. Sop - Kenta
297. Byrnie - Ruckus
298. Gator - Brooklyn Brawler
299. Gator (from Eric) - Funaki
300. Jobber - Eric Young

Round 26
301. Jobber - Daffney
302. Eric - Roxxi Laveau
303. Eric (from Gator) - Payton Banks/Rain
304. Byrnie - Ariel/Salinas/Shelly Martinez
305. Sop - MsChif
306. Solly - Bob Backlund
307. Dashbee - Heath Slater
308. Sportsguy - DH Smith
309. Hodgey - Abyss
310. Mikey - Stevie Ray
311. Creepy - Balls Mahoney
312. Doug - Orlando Jordan

Round 27
313. Doug - Hamada
314. Creepy - Kevin Sullivan
315. Mikey - David Von Erich
316. Hodgey - Spike Dudley
317. Sportsguy - Joe Hennig
318. Dashbee - Eddie Edwards
319. Solly - Santino Marella
320. Sop - Ultimo Guerrero
321. Byrnie - Johnny Grunge
322. Gator - Eric Bischoff
323. Gator (from Eric) - Barry Horowitz
324. Jobber - Steve Corino

Round 28
325. Jobber - Dragon Kid
326. Eric - Vladimir Kozlov
327. Eric (from Gator) - Nikolai Volkoff
328. Byrnie - Rocco Rock
329. Sop - Joey Mercury
330. Solly - Gorilla Monsoon
331. Dashbee - Greg Valentine
332. Sportsguy - Bobby Fulton
333. Hodgey - Don Muraco
334. Mikey - Adam Bomb/Bryan Clarke/Wrath
335. Creepy - SoCal Val
336. Doug - Jesse Neal

Round 29
337. Doug - Jackie Moore
338. Creepy - Kelly Kelly
339. Mikey - Jack Brisco
340. Hodgey - Missing Link
341. Sportsguy - Matt Cappotelli
342. Dashbee - Husky Harris
343. Solly - Freddie Blassie
344. Sop - Jey Uso
345. Byrnie - Pitbull #2/Anthony Durante
346. Gator - Vince Russo
347. Gator (from Eric) - Iron Mike Sharpe
348. Jobber - Tony Atlas

Round 30
349. Jobber - Becky Bayless/Cookie
350. Eric - Pat Patterson
351. Eric (from Gator) - Alex Koslov
352. Byrnie - Gangrel
353. Sop - Kenta Kobashi
354. Solly - Adrian Adonis
355. Dashbee - Skip Sheffield
356. Sportsguy - FLOATING PICK
357. Hodgey - Tori
358. Mikey - Robert Gibson
359. Creepy - Hugh Morris
360. Doug - Jerrelle Clark

[The Canadian Content]

Round 31
361. Doug - Wesna
362. Creepy - Brian Lee
363. Mikey - Nick Bockwinkel
364. Hodgey - Hillbilly Jim
365. Sportsguy - Johnny Jeter
366. Dashbee - Michael Tarver
367. Solly - Ken Patera
368. Sop - Rebecca Knox
369. Byrnie - Sabian
370. Gator - Jerry Flynn
371. Gator (from Eric) - JJ Dillon
372. Jobber - Killer Kowalski

Round 32
373. Jobber - Jerry Lynn
374. Eric - Jimmy Garvin
375. Eric (from Gator) - Rocky Johnson
376. Byrnie - Blitzkrieg
377. Sop - Rey Bucanero
378. Solly - The Genius
379. Dashbee - Zack Ryder
380. Sportsguy - Ronnie Garvin
381. Hodgey - Blue Meanie
382. Mikey - Tom Prichard
383. Creepy - Konnan
384. Doug - Razor Ramon Hard Gay

Round 33
385. Doug - Rico
386. Creepy - Droz
387. Mikey - Heidenreich
388. Hodgey - Jackie Gayda
389. Sportsguy - Nick Dinsmore
390. Dashbee - Mercedes Martinez
391. Solly - Ray Rougeau
392. Sop - Johnny Gargano
393. Byrnie - Milano Collection AT
394. Gator - Stu Hart
395. Gator (from Eric) - Antonio Inoki
396. Jobber - Michelle McCool

Round 34
397. Jobber - Cima
398. Eric - Koko B. Ware
399. Sop (from Eric from Gator) - Christian York
400. Byrnie - Amazing Red
401. Sop - Val Venis
402. Solly - Nathan Jones
403. Dashbee - David Otunga
404. Sportsguy - Terry Taylor
405. Creepy (from Hodgey) - Steve Blackman
406. Mikey - Zeus
407. Creepy - Dino Bravo
408. Doug - Lenny

Round 35
409. Doug - Lodi
410. Creepy - Earnest Miller
411. Mikey - Alundra Blayze/Madusa
412. Hodgey - Hercules Hernandez
413. Sportsguy - Art Barr
414. Dashbee - Darren Young
415. Solly - Fabulous Moolah
416. Sop - Kevin Von Erich
417. Byrnie - Sonjay Dutt
418. Doug (from Gator) - Ophidian
419. Eric - Brad Armstrong
420. Jobber - Mae Young

Round 36
421. Jobber - Mike Quackenbush
422. Eric - Maven
423. Doug (from Gator) - Amasis
424. Byrnie - The Sheik
425. Sop - Kid Kash
426. Solly - President Ramu
427. Dashbee - Bill Dundee
428. Sportsguy - Ivan Koloff
429. Hodgey - Mideon
430. Mikey - Wendi Richter
431. Creepy - Iceman Parsons
432. Doug - Soldier Ant

Round 37
433. Doug - Fire Ant
434. Creepy - Dirty Dick Slater
435. Mikey - Akira Hokutu
436. Hodgey - Brutus Beefcake
437. Sportsguy - Bull Nakano
438. Dashbee - Eve Torres
439. Solly - Nicole Bass
440. Sop - Marty Jannetty
441. Byrnie - Jimmy Rave
442. Doug (from Gator) - Green Ant
443. Eric - Jimmy Uso
444. Jobber - BxB Hulk

Round 38
445. Jobber - Kota Ibushi
446. Eric - Isis the Amazon
447. Gator - ODB
448. Byrnie - Louie Spicoli
449. Sop - Jimmy Wang Yang
450. Solly - Sable
451. Dashbee - Aja Kong
452. Sportsguy - Beulah McGillicutty
453. Hodgey - Paul Roma
454. Mikey - Noriyo Tateno
455. Creepy - Dirty Dick Murdoch
456. Gator (from Doug) - Lelaini Kai

Round 39
457. Gator (from Doug) - Melina
458. Creepy - Axl Rotten
459. Mikey - Itsuki Yamazaki
460. Hodgey - Samu
461. Sportsguy - Jennifer Blake
462. Dashbee - Austin Idol
463. Solly - Maria Kanellis
464. Sop - Christopher Nowinski
465. Byrnie - Genki Horiguchi
466. Gator - Maryse
467. Eric - Mickie Knuckles
468. Jobber - Shingo

Round 40
469. Jobber - Matt Cross
470. Eric - Jetta
471. Gator - Bertha Faye
472. Byrnie - Delerious
473. Sop - Portia Perez
474. Solly - Stephanie McMahon
475. Dashbee - Tommy Rich
476. Sportsguy - Allison Danger
477. Hodgey - Thrasher
478. Mikey - Francine
479. Creepy - Angelina Pivarnick
480. Gator (from Doug) - Christy Hemme

[The Canadian Content]

Doug's on the clock starting at noon ET tomorrow, but he can pick any time he wants as of now.

[Doug]

I have no clue whom I want to take, so if someone is interested in taking the first spot, make me an offer, If no one has by 4pm est, I will make my pick.

[Deleted]

PM sent, Doug.

[Deleted]

TRADE!!!

Doug gets: 10, 418, 423, 442


Gator gets: 1, 456, 457, 480

[Doug]

Confirmed, enjoy the number one spot Gator.

[Deleted]

I could easily put this guy in about 4 or 5 of these matches, so I'm deciding to go with versatility here.

1. Ric Flair

[Mikey]

Holy shit, I actually get an early pick in a wrestling draft. This has never happened.

Also, love the Starrcade '95 bladejob there, Gator. Great picture.

[Mikey]

Since we have time to kill before the next pick, let's talk about bladejobs. In particular, those like the one featured above, which came about from one of the weakest megaphone shots ever. Is there any instance of a bigger mess on shot so bad? At least when Bret bled everywhere against Bulldog, he whacked the ringsteps pretty good.

And yeah, I namedropped...

[Deleted]

[The Canadian Content]

Because Gator keeps asking questions via AIM trying to bend the rules, let me just get this out there:

The Women's Elimination Chamber match must be made up of six women. The other seven matches on your card must be populated entirely with men.

Failure to abide by this agonizingly simple rule will result in disqualification of your card.

[creepy]

Taking offers if anyone wants to trade up.

[creepy]

Screw it. 2. Shawn Michaels

[Mikey]

I didn't have Michaels on my board. I had this guy and two other guys. Thanks for not making the decision any easier, Creeps.



3. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

[creepy]

Shoulda went with Stunning Steve because I don't see an interview segment.

[The Canadian Content]

Don't love my spot here. This might seem like a reach, but he's about the only guy left that I loved as a kid but haven't been able to draft yet.

4. "Macho Man" Randy Savage

[Sportsguy]

You made my choice for me Hodgey, it was either Savage or this guy. Meet the first member of my War Games:

5. "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson

[Mr. Dashbee]

Meet my world champ...

6. Kurt Angle
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Are we even worrying about MK boards? I don't think we need to if no one's available to do all that work.

[The Canadian Content]

Mar 7, 2011 19:45:12 GMT -5 Mr. Dashbee said:

Meet my world champ...

6. Kurt Angle

I almost took him at 4. Nice pick.

Are we even worrying about MK boards? I don't think we need to if no one's available to do all that work.

As I mentioned earlier, I have neither the time nor the skill to do MK boards, but if anyone else feels up to it, feel free to drop them into a new thread.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Uhhhh, this guy.

7. The Rock

[DevSop]

I know one person who will love me for this pic.

8. Chris Jericho

[Eric O'Mac]

Mar 7, 2011 11:59:11 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

You can draft anyone who has participated in wrestling as a wrestler. Mike Tyson? No.

This is false. Mike Tyson HAS participated in a wrestling match. He teamed with Chris Jericho to fight DX last year on Raw.