[Mr. Dashbee]

www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/71037/Jeff-Hardy//s-House-Burns-Down.htm

Ripped off from 411, who ripped it off from the Observer.

Coincidence? Or downward spiral? Hopefully Jeff gets things in order and can return to being a great entertainer.

[karmic]

Look: When you build a damned volcano next to your house, don't be suprised when you house burns down.

[Jack Quinn]

I feel really bad for the dog

[Lucky]

Just a glorified rat anyway.

Meth lab, clearly.


The Meltzer article I read says that Matt saw the smoke and rushed over only to be too late. That suggest that (a) Jeff wasn't around and (b) Matt and Jeff live oddly close to each other.

[Andy]

I saw an interview with them. They have a giant property in NC with several houses on it.

[Riot Act]

luckylopez said:

Meth lab, clearly.

Is it wrong that that was my first thought?

[Byrntrigan]

I thought the same thing. 'Cause Lord knows when you fuck up majorly, you usually don't just stop there.

The most shocking part of that story is that Jeff has a girlfriend?!?!?!

What's up with that?

[Pun]

figureforeskin said:

I saw an interview with them. They have a giant property in NC with several houses on it.

Yeah, I think Shannon Moore lives in one of them as well.

[Angle]

karmic said:

Look: When you build a damned volcano next to your house, don't be suprised when you house burns down.

Exalted.

Right now though, if I were Matt I'd seriously keep an eye on him. He's already had drug problems in the past and something like this could easily send his life back into a downward spiral.

[Lucky]

Ahem.

weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/wrestling/blog/2008/03/more_devastating_news_for_jeff_hardy.html

More devastating news for Jeff Hardy

In the same week in which he was suspended 60 days for his second violation of WWE’s drug policy, Jeff Hardy was dealt another stunning blow when his house in Cameron, N.C., burned down, wrestlingobserver.com reported.

The report stated that Hardy and his girlfriend were not home at the time of the fire, but he lost virtually all of his belongings as well as his pet dog. The cause of the fire has not been determined by fire officials. Hardy lived in a double-wide trailer.

It’s hard to imagine one person having to deal with personal and professional problems of such a large magnitude all at once.

The blog entry regarding Hardy’s suspension that was posted on Tuesday has generated more comments by far than any posting since I began the blog last May. Most of the comments have been from Hardy fans who were concerned about him and vowed to continue supporting him.

Hardy will need that support even more now.

[Lucky]

Ahem 2.

From TMZ

Hardy House Fire Ruled "Undetermined"

TMZ just spoke to Captain Bruner of the Cameron Fire Department -- and he told us the Moore County Fire Department has ruled the cause of the fire that claimed wrestler Jeff Hardy's home as "undetermined."

Bruner said around 11:30 PM the blaze was "paged out as a wildfire" -- because the citizens that made the call only saw the fire through some woods. Three minutes later another call was made -- this time specifically naming the Hardy residence as the location of the fire.

When firemen arrived at the scene, Hardy's home was "fully engulfed." Because the home was "burnt so bad," the Moore County Fire officials investigating the blaze ruled it "undetermined."

Foul play on the part of Jeff Hardy is not being investigated -- because Jeff Hardy told Captain Bruner that he didn't have insurance on his home.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

He didn't have insurance? Are you kidding me?

[Lucky]

JEFF HARDY IS XTREME!

How fucking hilarious is it to imagine Hardy having a volcano set up next to a double wide and thinking insurance was just a luxury that a guy pulling down 6 or 7 figures a year doesn't need?

I'm guessing the double wide is either not true or he had a double wide on the property next to his house. But still. Its funny to imagine a dirty bike course with a volcano built around an uninsured double wide.

Having it parked in Matt's driveway would certainly explain his close proximity to the fire.

[bdbdbd]

Jeff Hardy is NOT a role model. He is not paid to be a role model. He is paid to wreak havoc on his body. Just because he flips off a ladder, doesn't mean he should raise your kids.

[Lucky]

OH GOD! I'm such an idiot!

He's a trendy drug user!

He owned a trailer!

He had a fire!

He did not have insurance on it!

The double wide WAS the meth lab! Duh!

[raw announce table]

Feel sorry for him losing a dog. That sucks...and a glorified rat is a mouse.

[Lucky]

Eh. They're all the same to me. Can be trained? Can possess basic emotion? 4 legged mammal with a tail and fur? Carry disease? Roam wild even in urban environments? Don't eat or wear because of societal traditions?

Both caused the Black Plague.

[raw announce table]

......cynic

[eoghann]

He lives in a double wide? And he didn't even have insurance on it? Is he trying to be the fuck up's fuck up?

[bdoriginal]

The double wide sounds believable either way. Meth lab? Keeps it out of his basement and can be moved away and swapped out with another double wide easily. Place of residence? Well, he's fucked and his brother only trusts him to live in his driveway so he can keep an eye on him without him stealing shit out of his (Matt's) house.

Either way, love him, hate him, indifferent to him, it still sucks to be out of a home. It wouldn't surprise me if Jeff's girlfriend is a drug addicted former infomercial host, child star, or prostitute with a heart of gold and a false tooth full of coke.

[nOOb]

I just hope he's learning a lesson out of all this, otherwise that $20,000 that just miraculously showed up in my bank account was all for nothing.

[Jack Quinn]

I think it was the fleas that lived on the rats that caused the plague

[Lucky]

I've seen theories that suggest it wasn't rats at all, but I've always been led to believe that fleas on people and dogs carried it just as well as rats.

Point is, dogs are dirty creatures that eat their shit and are infested with parasites. If you like to domesticate one, give it a name, spend years forcing hygiene on it that it would never naturally do, feed it so it doesn't fall back on its basic feral and predatory instincts, punish it repeatedly when it does something bad until the point that it stops doing that for basic fear of its safety, and then bask in the "love" it gives you after its been convinced that your are its only chance at survival after all of this caging and punishment... God bless. Have fun. But you can do that just as easily with rats and people do.

And I've heard very little about people cutting off a dog's nuts, ripping out its claws, or trimming its tail or ears in truly cruel and tortuous acts. Or applying electro shock collars to their necks. Unless its an experiment that can help save human lives.


RATS WILL CURE CANCER! DOGS JUST HELP SOME OLD PEOPLE CROSS THE STREET!



EDIT: But I digress. So Jeff Hardy ran a meth lab out of his double wide and it killed his dog? Fucking monster!

[Jack Quinn]

luckylopez said:

If you like to domesticate one, give it a name, spend years forcing hygiene on it that it would never naturally do, feed it so it doesn't fall back on its basic feral and predatory instincts, punish it repeatedly when it does something bad until the point that it stops doing that for basic fear of its safety,

Isn't that what happened with people?

[Lucky]

But could dogs make beautiful art like Helloween?

Rats = Dogs = People!


EDIT: Wait, we ate our own shit?