[derfsucks]

So over the last few weeks, I've noticed that when I've got RAW on, the volume is substantially quieter than it is for any other show on the network. I always feel like a dope when I've got my TV volume cranked to hear JR and The King (why I would do that voluntarily, I have no idea) ... And then, of course, I happen to be in the kitchen or something right as RAW goes off the air, and the next thing I know I feel my living room floor vibrating with the '*dun*dun*' of Law and Order. Has anyone else noticed anything like this?

[Sparty]

It's because you touch yourself at night.

[derfsucks]

gimmickman said:

It's because you touch yourself at night.

No, no - I thought the fact that I have a unibrow was because I touch myself at night.

God, I'm so confused.

[salmonjunkie]

derfsucks said:

So over the last few weeks, I've noticed that when I've got RAW on, the volume is substantially quieter than it is for any other show on the network. I always feel like a dope when I've got my TV volume cranked to hear JR and The King (why I would do that voluntarily, I have no idea) ... And then, of course, I happen to be in the kitchen or something right as RAW goes off the air, and the next thing I know I feel my living room floor vibrating with the '*dun*dun*' of Law and Order. Has anyone else noticed anything like this?

I wouldn't know. I was busy staring at Ashley's tits.

[derfsucks]

salmonjunkie said:

I wouldn't know. I was busy staring at Ashley's tits.

For the first time EVAR I was more enamored with her ass and thighs - looks like she remembered how to eat during this last stint away from TV.

[DevSop]

She looked like she was 15 pounds...are you both fucking kidding me?

She looked like more of an anorexic crack whore than ever before, but it's good to see her back on TV while Mickie James wallows in Heat misery. That's what the WWE needs, more matches with Maria, Candace and Ashley.

[derfsucks]

devilsoprano said:

She looked like more of an anorexic crack whore than ever before, but it's good to see her back on TV while Mickie James wallows in Heat misery.

Oh, believe me, I'd much rather have been staring at Victoria or Mickey while watching either one of them actually, you know, wrestle. However, since Ashley was there, I caught myself thinking that she didn't look quite as much like her usual 'walking stick' self.

Then again, maybe she did look the same and I just have to admit to never having really paid any attention to her to notice a change. I dunno.

[Deadly]

devilsoprano said:

She looked like she was 15 pounds...are you both fucking kidding me?

She looked like more of an anorexic crack whore than ever before, but it's good to see her back on TV while Mickie James wallows in Heat misery. That's what the WWE needs, more matches with Maria, Candace and Ashley.

I can't believe I'm continuing to agree with Dev. What the hell is going on here?

[Sparty]

I thought Dev was used to girls weighing like 70-80 pounds.

[DevSop]

Don't you have Women's hockey to go cover or something?

[salmonjunkie]

devilsoprano said:

She looked like she was 15 pounds...are you both fucking kidding me?

She looked like more of an anorexic crack whore than ever before, but it's good to see her back on TV while Mickie James wallows in Heat misery. That's what the WWE needs, more matches with Maria, Candace and Ashley.

Her tits look like they're 15 pounds.

In all seriousness though, I'm not even a breast guy. I'm more of a legs and ass guy, a department she appears to be terribly lacking in now. And did she raid Christy Hemme's closet for that outfit? And doesn't Hemme look way hotter in that style than Ashley?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Hey ASSMAN, can you post pics from last night?

[salmonjunkie]

You mean pics of you and Moose spooning? No, I ain't got those pictures, man.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

JERK~!

[Mr Tom]

Urgh Ashley, she looks like Skeletor's and Posh Spice's lovechild.

[Pun]

gimmickman said:

I thought Dev was used to girls weighing like 70-80 pounds.

And that's how you get an EXALT!

[Attitude Adjuster]

Can someone recap RAW so I don't have to watch it? I miss OO.

[bdbdbd]

Your Q'n'D Raw Recap:

WrestleMania is this Sunday. Big Show will be facing Floyd "Money" Mayweather. Also, John Cena, HHH, and Randy Orton will be closing the show. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it.

[The Bad Guy]

derfsucks said:

So over the last few weeks, I've noticed that when I've got RAW on, the volume is substantially quieter than it is for any other show on the network. I always feel like a dope when I've got my TV volume cranked to hear JR and The King (why I would do that voluntarily, I have no idea) ... And then, of course, I happen to be in the kitchen or something right as RAW goes off the air, and the next thing I know I feel my living room floor vibrating with the '*dun*dun*' of Law and Order. Has anyone else noticed anything like this?

I haven't, but I usually turn the set off when the show ends and L&O starts. I do flip around the dial during commercials and useless segments, though, and I don't notice any more of a volume difference than normal with other channels during the time Raw is on. My guess is something's up with your cable/sat. provider, though it seems odd it would only affect one show.

[denverpunk]

It's part of WWE's theory that hi-def and overloud volume will fool people into believing that RAW hasn't sucked for the past two years.

[derfsucks]

denverpunk said:

It's part of WWE's theory that hi-def and overloud volume will fool people into believing that RAW hasn't sucked for the past two years.

EXALTed for truth.

[The Bad Guy]

Except, he's complaining that the volume is UNDERloud, not overloud. So it it just part of a massive OMG SWERVE or what?

[denverpunk]

Ah. Well, the underloud volume is part of WWE's theory that the apathy from seeing Orton and Cena fight each other for the billionth time and beat the WHOLE RAW ROSTER TOGETHER is just because your TV isn't hi-tech enough. The crowd really loves it! We swear!

BUY HI-DEF HI-DEF HI-DEF!!! It'll make wrestlemania that much better! OMG SWERVE -- the secret is to watch it on an old Zenith black and white TV, where the static and tinny sound equals audience response.