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[The Canadian Content]

Teeth are more effective than a bill. Pig in a close one.

[Doug]

The Duck Billed Platypus has a poisnonus stinger. It is just one more piece of the what the fuck is this thing puzzle that it represents. Pig gets a poison poke and dies a slow agonizing death.

[Habs]

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

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