[Fire-Babe]

Okay, so every day I get up at 6am to walk the Boy. (Really, Gus, a 4 year old schnauzer, but we call him the Boy.) Then we get back about 20 minutes later, I sit on the couch and veg for a bit. I often watch WWE 24/7. I also often fall asleep.

This past month, I kept trying to watch the Roddy Piper/Mr. T. boxing match from WM2...and kept falling asleep. Four days in a row I would hit play. Four days in a row I would blink, and suddenly be at the screen that essentially says, "Well, you did it again, you fell asleep. Dumbass."

The problem is ... I have NO idea who won. And now it is GONE.

So, I have two questions. The first is the obvious one of WHO THE FUCK WON? The second is that Joe Frazier is wearing a shirt that matches Mr. T's team outfits, but he's also wearing long-ish shorts that match Piper's tartan, which the rest of Piper's team is also wearing. What's up with that? Was he helping Piper and then he turned? Was he helping both of them?

It's not like I'm losing any sleep over it (obviously) but I freakin' wanna know!!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

If memory serves, T won by disqualification when Piper bodyslammed him.

[The Canadian Content]

That's how I remember it, too.

[Mikey]

And then there was a HUGE scrum int he middle of the ring to close it out. That was the main event of what, the Chicago portion of the show?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Nassau I thought. Wasn't the Battle Royal the main event in Chicago?

[Mikey]

I thought it was the other way around, but thinking back... the Fridge being in the battle royal, yeah, your way was right.

It was WrestleMania II. It sucked, so who gives a shit?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Hey if you can't enjoy a Wrestlemania with Elvira doing color commentary, you're not really trying.

[gooker]

I remember the last time I saw that match (who knows how long ago that was) and thinking how boring it was. No wonder you keep dozing off during it, Firewoman!