Rd 1: Vulture vs. Walrus

Deleted	Rd 1: Vulture vs. Walrus May 5, 2011 6:42:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 5, 2011 6:42:48 GMT -5 vs.

Doug Transitional Champion heisdoug Posts: 2,426 Online: Sept 4, 2019 19:20:24 GMT -5	Rd 1: Vulture vs. Walrus May 5, 2011 6:45:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Doug on May 5, 2011 6:45:48 GMT -5 Vulture wins this one by hovering in the air and waiting for the Walrus to die of natural causes. It's kinda like getting a countout victory, it's lame, but it's still a win in the record books.
	"Obama then drops the chair, looks out at the crowd, Sting lowers a mic and Obama can say "FINALLY BARACK has come BACK to the Presidential debates. Throw up the Presidential eyebrow, fade to black." Moose describing how the Vice Presidential debates should have ended.

Habs Showdown Master Mallard-dramatic What the fuck does this do? Posts: 6,570 Online: Sept 7, 2018 7:45:50 GMT -5	Rd 1: Vulture vs. Walrus May 5, 2011 7:49:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Habs on May 5, 2011 7:49:21 GMT -5 Life expectancy of Vulture is 20 to 25 years, walrus is 40 years.... Following Dougs logic, I say the Walrus wins.

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Doug Transitional Champion heisdoug Posts: 2,426 Online: Sept 4, 2019 19:20:24 GMT -5	Rd 1: Vulture vs. Walrus May 5, 2011 8:57:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Doug on May 5, 2011 8:57:03 GMT -5 Fine, I will default to my back up argument. Fuck the Oceans and everything that lives in em.
	"Obama then drops the chair, looks out at the crowd, Sting lowers a mic and Obama can say "FINALLY BARACK has come BACK to the Presidential debates. Throw up the Presidential eyebrow, fade to black." Moose describing how the Vice Presidential debates should have ended.

Deleted	Rd 1: Vulture vs. Walrus May 5, 2011 9:04:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 5, 2011 9:04:38 GMT -5 The walrus doesn't live IN the ocean, though. Just by it.

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Rd 1: Vulture vs. Walrus May 5, 2011 19:14:48 GMT -5

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Post by Doug on May 5, 2011 19:14:48 GMT -5

Fine then the Vulture stays just out of reach encouraging the retarded walrus to follow it away from the beach. Bye the time the fat fuck realises it is too far from the water, it's too late and the mother fucker dehydrates, Vulture then takes it's eyes reminding everyone that if you don't have legs, you ain't worth shit.

"Obama then drops the chair, looks out at the crowd, Sting lowers a mic and Obama can say "FINALLY BARACK has come BACK to the Presidential debates. Throw up the Presidential eyebrow, fade to black."

Moose describing how the Vice Presidential debates should have ended.

Habs Showdown Master Mallard-dramatic What the fuck does this do? Posts: 6,570 Online: Sept 7, 2018 7:45:50 GMT -5	Rd 1: Vulture vs. Walrus May 6, 2011 7:35:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Habs on May 6, 2011 7:35:56 GMT -5 Wow, Doug sure likes his vultures!

Doug Transitional Champion heisdoug Posts: 2,426 Online: Sept 4, 2019 19:20:24 GMT -5	Rd 1: Vulture vs. Walrus May 6, 2011 8:06:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Doug on May 6, 2011 8:06:23 GMT -5 Or really hates Walrus's, still not sure which.
	"Obama then drops the chair, looks out at the crowd, Sting lowers a mic and Obama can say "FINALLY BARACK has come BACK to the Presidential debates. Throw up the Presidential eyebrow, fade to black." Moose describing how the Vice Presidential debates should have ended.

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