[Mr. Dashbee]

Scene: UWC Press conference in Las Vegas, NV. Dana White is at the podium discussing the fact that he is now into TWO wrestling projects: new start-up The National Fighting Alliance and the well-established Ultimate Wrestling Championship. Dana has been answering questions for a while now, and he obviously wants to leave. Dashbee sits at the table after having spoken himself. Many UWC talents are have spoken as well, including World Champion Edge.



Sexy female journalist: You're now into two wrestling promotions. Do you plan to merge them like the UFC and WEC, or keep them separate like the UFC and Strikeforce.

Dana White: Well, everyone knows that once Strikeforce's contract is up with Showtime we're merging and putting UFC events on Showtime, so it's not like they'll stay separate for [expletive] ever. Hell, we said we'd keep the WEC separate, didn't we?

SFJ: So you definitely see a merger in the future?

Dana White: Yeah, it's only natural. We create this NFA as a front to build some new champs, realign with the UWC, and Boom! We have dream matches to sell on PPV. No brainer.

In a bit of a surprise, Dashbee stands up and walks up to the podium, looking angry at Dana.

Dashbee: A front? Dream matches? Listen, we can create that with the UWC. It's what we've build from the start. What the hell is this NFA all about.

Dana White: It's about change. The UWC is a pro wrestling company--we said that from the beginning. We'll make everyone think the NFA is something completely different, then we'll smash them together. That'll be a revolution.

Dashbee: A...what?

Dana White: A revolution. That's what wrestling needs. A revolution.

Dashbee: A revolution?

Dana White: Yes. Why the [expletive] do you keep asking that?

Dashbee: You want a revolution? Okay. I'll give you one. [Dashbee rips the UWC logo off of the podium.] You can take this UWC and shove it straight up your ass, Dana!

Dana White: Greg, what the hell is this? Why the hell are you doing that?

Dashbee: Why? WHY?! Because go fuck yourself, that's why!

As the camera pans out, we see that Edge is standing behind Dana, repeatedly pulling his hair down over his ears. He's obviously ready for something.



Dashbee: Be careful what you ask for. You want a revolution? Oh you got yourself a revolution, Dana. You got yourself one!

Dashbee points behind Dana, who turns around to eat a SPEAR! from Edge through the podium! Edge quickly gets back up raises his World Championship high.

Dashbee: You want a revolution, Dana, you got one! The Revolution is back, baby! Edge, you're no longer the UWC World Champion. [Edge lays the UWC belt over Dana.] You are now the new world champion...of the OLD SCHOOL REVOLUTION!

Dashbee hands Edge the OSR World Championship--as if he planned this all along...

Dashbee: THE REVOLUTION IS BACK!

All of the wrestlers celebrate on the tiny stage with Dashbee and Edge, as press conference staff pull Dana off of the stage and camera flash bulbs are going off like crazy.

[Mr. Dashbee]

Scene: A post pres-conference reception, with access only provided to the wrestlers, and of course a ninja-cam or three. Dashbee is addressing the assembly of wrestlers. Everyone is jovial and happy, except for Ken Shamrock, who is fuming by himself.

Dashbee: I told all of you...stick with me. Thanks to Edge for making that spear on Dana so perfect. [Dashbee looks into the ninja-cam.] Adam...you can have Dana White. We don't need him, he was just holding me back last year! This is right.

Paul Heyman: I'm so glad you got rid of him, what he's doing to MMA is insane. It's over-saturation!

Batista: You can't argue with success.

Jim Cornette: And you can't argue with the success of the OSR, either. As long as we forget about what happened in the OODraft...

[Dashbee shoots Cornette an evil grin.]

Dashbee: Watch it Cornette! I just might need to change my booking plans...

Jim Cornette: ...

Dashbee: Now, enjoy this time we have together. Because remember, it's not show-friends, it's show business. What the hell--

["The Pope" Elijah Burke enters the room, with what seems to be an entire strip club full of women.]

Pope: Pope is pimpin', and the pimpin' is good!

Dashbee: Nice of you to join us, Pope. Glad you brought some eye candy to liven up the party!

Pope: Pope had some bidness to tend to. [Immediately turns to Mickie James.] What's up--oh my God, Pope is frozen in his grand footsteps. Look at the booty on this woman. Baby, have I got the job for yo--

[Pope is cut off when Mickie slaps him in the face, then storms out of the room.]

Dashbee: Great, she's the only woman on the roster, and you've pissed her off. Now, we only have this room for so long, so let's get this done and get down to business.

Edge: I just want to say two things. First off, that spear to Dana...totally reeked of AWESOMENESS! [Everyone in the room raises their glasses and offers a cheer.] Second off, take a good look at this title. [Edge holds up the OSR World Championship.] This is mine. I welcome a challenge from any of you, in fact, I'd like to present an open challenge myself. But this belt? It stays with me.

[Just as Edge finishes, you can see Rick Rude coming up behind him with a chair, being directed by Paul Heyman! But before Rude can waffle Edge with that chair, Beer Money chop block Edge's knees! Edge goes down ad Beer Money start laying the boots, only to have security rush in and break things up. Of course a melee ensues, and the room is destroyed. Ken Shamrock is hitting anything that moves, seemingly on a mission. He stops in front of Batista, and both men start jaw jacking with each other. Heyman and Rude duck out, and Heyman tells Beer Money to follow.

The ninja-cam catches them in the hallway.]

Paul Heyman: I don't know where you two came off doing that, but it was fantastic! Now I'm building something here, something big. In fact, whoever is typing this is going to need to stop calling me Heyman. Paul E. Dangerously is back, and so is the Dangerous Alliance!

[Rick Rude proudly stands tall behind Dangerously.]

Paul E. Dangerously: And we can't do this alone. Join us. Join the Dangerous Alliance, and let's bring a true revolution to this company!

Robert Roode: With all due respect Mr. Heyman, we have to decline. Thanks, but no thanks.

James Storm: Yeah, we have our efforts focused elsewhere, and that's getting some gold around our waists.

Robert Roode: That's right. We've got our mind on our money...

James Storm: ...and our money on our beer!

[Beer Money walks out of the screen until James Storm ducks back into view, looking at HeymanDangerously.]

James Storm: Oh, one more thing. Sorry...'bout your damn luck!

[Mr. Dashbee]

Scene: Dashbee has called a press conference to make some announcements for the reborn Old School Revolution. Batista is with him.

Dashbee: Welcome everyone. I want to get right down to business, as the next few weeks will prove to be very busy for the Old School Revolution. First off, I’m pleased to announce that we are officially sponsored by The Greg DeMarco Show, presented by 411Mania.com. So definitely check them out, it’s a great show!

Audience: ...

Dashbee: Anyway. Due to the actions of “The Pope” D’Angelo Dinero, Mickie James demanded a trade. I was able to work that out and meet her demand. Of course, to make that trade happen, I had to send Dinero to the same promotion, but she didn’t specify my not sending him as part of her demand, so it was done. Best of luck to both of them in their future endeavors with E! TWA, assuming Eco doesn’t trade them away like he always does.

Dashbee: For more exciting news, we’ve completed our investigation on the attack on Edge by Beer Money, and concluded that Paul E. Dangerously and Rick Rude had nothing to do with the attack. Not is it related to their recent demand to face Edge for the OSR World Championship at our first pay-per-view event. I’m taking that challenge under advisement.

Dashbee: I do have a match to announce for that first pay-per-view. Mr. Roode and Mr. Storm stated their attack was to get noticed, as they want a shot at tag team gold here in the OSR. This is as good of a time as any to announce that we now have TWO tag team championships in the OSR. The Midnight Express currently hold the OSR World Tag Team Championships, and I have a tournament booked in Rio de Janeiro to crown our new United States Tag Team Champions. We’ll report the winners—and winners only—once that “tournament” is “completed.”

Dashbee: I didn’t want to reward Beer Money’s actions with a title shot, but the manager of The Midnight Express, Jim Cornette, has stepped up and requested the match himself! So I can officially announce that at our first pay-per-view you will see Beer Money challenge The Midnight Express for the OSR World Tag Team Championships! This is a must see dream match, and I can’t wait for it!

Dashbee: Earlier I shared our sponsorship deal with The Greg DeMarco Show, presented by 411Mania.com. By the way, definitely check them out, it’s a great show! As I am a draftable commodity, I cannot in good conscience keep myself at the forefront of the promotion, as I do not know if I will even be able to appear on camera at our events. I could draft myself today to make that a reality, but I’m not going to waste a pick on that guy!

Dashbee: Therefore, I am pleased to announce that I have tapped a member of our roster that appears to not have a prior agenda, yet does have prior experience dealing with the red tape of the Pun’s Wrestling Alliance. I present your new commissioner, Mr. Dave Batista!

Batista enters the frame and takes the podium.



Batista: Well let me first say that I am pleased to take on this role, and I’d like to thank Mr. Dashbee for making it happen. And let me make one thing clear. I won’t abuse my power. I full yplan to wait until at least the second pay-per-view to give myself a world title shot! [Batista laughs along with the audience.]

Batista: And a message to all of the wrestlers in the company. If you want to get something, you have to go out there and take it! That’s what I’ve done during my entire career, and I expect our talent to do that. If you can’t? Well, then this isn’t the place for you.

Dashbee: I will make one point. The decision about Rude’s challenge to Edge is still my call. But—

[Dashbee is interrupted by the familiar music of Alberto Del Rio, who is driving a freaking Rolls Royce right into the press conference! Del Rio exits the vehicle, and somehow has a mic?]



Alberto Del Rio: My name...my name is ALBERTO DEL RIO! But you already know dat. I am here because of the smartest trade Mister Dashbee ever made. Da Pope? Da Pope? That man isn’t a real pope. And Mickie James? Please…in my country she’s not even beautiful enough to bake my tortillas! But that’s not why I am here. I am so inspired by you David. Your words, they are like a instruction manual for success. And someone like you should know all about that. How many years did you spend in developmental? [Puts his hand up.] No, don’t answer that, I don’t want you to embarrass yourself. You see, I was in FCW for a mere few months before making my debut. And I didn’t spend my first WrestleMania in a handicap match with two semi-retired wrestlers on the smaller team. No, I spent my first WrestleMania challenging for the World Heavyweight Championship! And while being the World Champion is my destiny, I am here in front of you to, how you say? Come and take it!

Batista: What the hell is this—

Alberto Del Rio: I’ll tell you exactly what it is. I want your...job! Mr. Dashbee, look at me, I am a king amongst men. Compared to me, David is merely a servant. He shouldn’t be in a position of power, I should be.

Batista: Well the last I checked, it was my job. So exactly what do you plan to do about it?

Alberto Del Rio: David, I officially challenge you to defend your position against me at the first pay-per-view! Put your position where your mouth is, David. If you’re so big and bad, it shouldn’t matter.

[At this time, the feed fades out before we get an answer.]

[Mr. Dashbee]

Scene: Non-descript house show where Cody Rhodes interrupts the announcer's open remarks, with Ken Doane, Kenny Omega & Skip Sheffield in tow.

Cody, in a full suit, addresses the crowd as the other four stand in a line behind him.



Cody Rhodes: I look out into this crowd, and what I see makes me completely sick. I have been drafted by a company that appeals to the lowest of the working class. In Shakespearian times, you would be down on the ground, as low as the dirt, watching these performances. I would be high above, sitting with the royalty who rules over you.

Cody Rhodes: And these gentlemen--I misspoke. These men you see before me are just as poor and retched as each one of you. Each one of them, pitiful in their own way.

Cody walks in front of Ken Doane.

Cody Rhodes: Here we have Ken Doene, or as most of you remember him: Kenny. Of the Spirit Squad. The amazing levels of success achieved by this man is rivaled only by, well most everyone in the wrestling business, and most of these disgusting people here. Kenny, please put your head down, no one wants to see your face.

Cody walks in front of Kenny Omega.

Cody Rhodes: Kenny Omega. Hadouken! This man has no comprehension of the fact that we are not in a video game. This is real life, Kenny, and this is America. No one cares about what you've accomplished in Japan. And no one cares for your silly antics. You're an amazing athlete. But you've proven nothing. Kenny, please put your head down, no one wants to see your face.

Cody walks in front of Skip Sheffield.

Cody Rhodes: One of the luckiest men in all of wrestling, Skip Sheffield. Your performance on NXT was deplorable. The cornfed meathead? Your insistance on glorifying your stupidity and simple eating habits is disturbing at the very least. And your abilities were completely wasted on trying to get a catchphrase over. "Yip Yip Yip, What it do." That's the most nonsensical thing ever spoken. You're the worst of this bunch, and THAT is an accomplishment. Skip, please put your head down, no one wants to see your face.

Cody Rhodes: These men are in need of serious repair, and I am just the person to provide them with the motivation and tough love necessary to improve. This is their improvement, and I will lead it. This...is the Rhodes Improvement.

Cody Rhodes: Men, please remove yourselves from the ring and remain at ringside, facing me, and observe the remainder of this promotional opportunity.

All four leave the ring, stand on the floor with their backs to the hard camera, watching Cody's promo.

Cody Rhodes: Now to a more immediate problem. And I will keep this easy. I am the son of a supposed legend in Dusty Rhodes. I am the brother of one of the supposed most charismatic and controversial characters in Dustin Rhodes, who played Goldust. What the world needs to realize is that I am more charismatic than Dustin and better than Dusty. My legend will be greater than either of theirs, or both of theirs combined. Now, since the incompetent leadership of this organization couldn't meet my wishes and obtain my father or my brother as a future opponent, I am forced to take on a different legend. I am not laying down a challenge, I am demanding that Mr. Dashbee, Batista or whoever is in charge around here give me the opportunity to make an example out of someone at the first pay-per-view. i know you're too simple minded to see that I should be in the main event, so I will spare you that demand. But I will set an example, and I demand to set that example against a man who is a glorified legend, forever living on the coat-tails and booking power of his father. Something I purposely shied away from. I demand the opportunity to make an example out of Kevin Von Erich.

[Road Warrior Shark]

Cody/ Kevin gets my approval

[Mr. Dashbee]

Scene: Batista is walking down the hallway at the above mentioned non-descript house show. He happens by Alberto Del Rio, flanked Cibernetico, Shocker and Extreme Tiger.

Alberto Del Rio: David! You have no idea who happy I am to see you. You see, it is my destiny to be the World Champion. now, I challenged you to a match at the first pay-per-view--

Batista: But I already know that?

Alberto Del Rio: Ah, you are a smart one, David! Since my request has not been answered, I'd like you to book me into a championship match for the first pay-per-view. I'd like a shot at Edge's World Championship.

Batista: You just wrestled Edge for a world championship in April. Why would I do that again.

Alberto Del Rio: [Angry] BECAUSE IT IS MY DESTINY DAVID!

Batista: I didn't get the memo. [Batista laughs.] What's witht he cronies.

Alberto Del Rio: Cronies?

Shocker whispers something into Alberto's ear, he nods to indicate he gets it.

Alberto Del Rio: Once again, very clever, David. These are my friends, my fellow Leyendas del Ring! Legends of the Ring!

Batista: Oh, has a nice ring to it. Anyway, I guess you didn't get the memo either. You already got your wish. Me and you on pay-per-view. My job is on the line.

Batista immediately turns around and stares a hole into each Leyandas member.

Batista: I'm adding a stipulation. If any of you so called legends gets any funny ideas before our match, none of you will wrestle on it.

Batista: Oh, and this is as good of a time as any. Shocker & Cibernetico, you'll be competing in one of two top contender tag team three way elimination matches. They'll go a long way in determining the top contenders to the tag team titles. Two of Cody's guys will be in your match, too. And for you Tiger, I have a great announcement. You'll be a part of our first ever Cruiserweight Grand Prix. There will be a North American Block and a Global Block, double elimination style. The winner will be the first ever Old School Revolution Cruiserweight Champion.

Batista: [Looks at Del Rio] I bet you didn't already know that, huh?

Del Rio gives his trademark wink to "David" as they depart peacefully.

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Card so far:

OSR Commissionership Match
Batista (commissioner) vs. Alberto Del Rio

Legend vs. Future Legend
Kevin Von Erich vs. Cody Rhodes

Triple Threat Elimination Match
Leyendas del Ring members Shocker & Cibernetico vs. Rhodes Improvement members vs. ???

Cruiserweight Grand Prix, Global Block Opening Round Match
Extreme Tiger (Mexico) vs. ???

[Mr. Dashbee]

Results of OSR 1: Edge vs. Rude

Rhodes Improvement members Ken Doane & Skip Sheffield vs. Doug Furnas & Phil Lafon vs. Leyendas del Ring members Cibernetico & Shocker
Result: Cibernetico and Shocker go over in the end. Furnas & Lafon eliminate Doane & Sheffield, then the Leyendas cheat to win.

Cruiserweight Grand Prix First Round, Global Block
Alex Koslov (Russia) vs. Kaz Hayashi (Japan)
Result: Koslov goes over clean to advance to the next round.

Cruiserweight Grand Prix First Round, North American Block
Kid Kash (US) vs. Extreme Tiger (Mexico)
Result: Extreme Tiger goes over clean to advance to the next round.

Tag Team Elimination Match
Jimmy & Jey Uso vs. Nation of Domination members Rodney Mack & Bob Sapp vs. Red Sky members Ryan Sakoda & Takeshi Morishima
Result: The Uso’s go over both teams (Nation first, then Sakoda/Morishima)

Cruiserweight Grand Prix First Round, Global Block
Mikey Nichols w/Jessie McKay & Shane Haste (Australia) vs. CIMA (Japan)
Result: CIMA goes over clean to advance to the next round.

Cruiserweight Grand Prix First Round, North American Block
Human Tornado (US) vs. Kenny Omega (Canada)
Result: Tornado goes over Omega clean to advance to the next round.

Gunner vs. Brodus Clay
Result: Gunner shows promise early, but Brodus goes over strong.

Kevin Von Erich vs. Cody Rhodes
Backstory: This one I had time to promote.
Result: Interference from Rhodes Improvement members backfires, and Von Erich gets the pinfall with an Iron Claw. Rhodes isn’t happy with his charges. The announcers put over that KVE is moving towards a future title shot, and “reclaiming that Von Erich glory.”

OSR Commissionership
Batista (commissioner) vs. Alberto Del Rio
Backstory: One of the matches I had time to promote, so you know the story. Batista is the commissioner, Del Rio wants that spot so he can fulfill his destiny of being world champ.
Result: Batista, being commissioner, sends the members of Leyendas del Ring to the back, and beats Del Rio clean after a good match.

OSR United States Championship
Ken Shamrock (champion) vs. MVP w/The Nation of Domination
Backstory: Shamrock is a fighting champion. MVP has hooked up with Human Tornado, Rodney Mack and Bob Sapp to form a new Nation of Domination.
Result: Shamrock wins by submission, MVP denies verbally submitting (which is true, since he tapped). After the complaining dies down, Shamrock offers a handshake to MVP, who isn’t sure. The Nation says no, but he does anyway. He raises Shamrock’s hand and hands him his belt, and Shamrock goes to celebrate on the top turnbuckle. Sapp hands MVP his IWGP Intercontinental Championship, and he nails an unsuspecting Shamrock to stand tall.

OSR World Tag Team Championship
The Midnight Express of Bobby Eaton & Stan Lane (champions) w/Jim Cornette vs. Beer Money of Robert Roode & James Storm
Backstory: Dream match that has a very respectful build to it, although Cornette is concerned that Beer Money will join Dangerously. Dangerously had been courting Beer Money, but they repeatedly decline his offers...this makes Cornette think they’re being worked.
Result: They’re not being worked, Cornette is. Dangerously comes out during the match, but Beer Money continually ignores him. Ref bump (I know, sorry) allows Cornette come in and give the tennis racket to Bobby Eaton. He looks at a groggy Storm, then turns back to Cornette and WAFFLES Jim with the racket! Dangerously then gives his brick phone to Lane, who uses it on Storm to get the win. Dangerously and The Midnights celebrate in the ring as Cornette is helped to the back.

OSR World Championship
Edge (champion) vs. “Ravishing” Rick Rude w/Paul E. Dangerously & Brodus Clay
Backstory: You know about the attacks on Edge by Beer Money, leading to Paul E. recruiting Beer Money (we all know how that turned out). But basically, this was just the main event put together as both these guys were drafted for that reason. Storyline wise, Edge has a beef with Paul e, thinking he was behind the attack. Paul E. uses it to get Rude the shot. It doesn’t need a huge reason, although you know Rude would play things up as an awesome heel here.
Result: Hate to do it two matches in a row, but this is the first card... Ref bump, Midnights attack, followed by Brodus Clay. Batista comes out for the same, causing the heels to inexplicably retreat (since they have a 4-2 advantage even with Batista). Batista helps Edge up, and SPEAR! to Edge from Batista. Batista Bomb follows, and Dave gets the ref while Rude hits an unnecessary Rude awakening. A slow three count later (the ref is still groggy) and Rick Rude is the OSR World Champion! Post match, Dangerously cuts a promo putting over The Dangerous Alliance of World Champ Rick Rude, Tag Champs The Midnight Express, commissioner Batista and Brodus Clay as an unstoppable stable. Dangerously also takes some contractual liberties (claiming his prior contract with Dashbee) and calls OSR 2 Living Dangerously.

[Mr. Dashbee]

The Cruiserweight World Grand Prix
This is double elimination, works just like the College World Series.


GLOBAL BLOCK

Results:
A. First Round - Alex Koslov (Russia) over Kaz Hayashi (Japan)
B. First Round - CIMA (Japan) over Mikey Nichols (Australia)

Future:
E. A winner vs. B winner - Alex Koslov (Russia) vs. CIMA (Japan) at OSR 2
G. A loser vs. B loser - Kaz Hayashi (Japan) vs. Mikey Nichols (Australia) in an elimination match on a card before OSR 2
I. E loser vs. G winner in an elimination match on a card before OSR 3
K. E winner vs. I winner at OSR 3, E winner needs to score one fall to win, I winner needs to score 2 falls to win (since it's double elimination and E winner has no losses and I winner already has one), winner goes to the finals to represent Global Block, loser is eliminated


NORTH AMERICAN BLOCK

Results:
C. First Round - Extreme Tiger (Mexico) over Kid Kash (US)
D. First Round - Human Tornado (US) over Kenny Omega (Canada)

Future:
F. C winner vs. D winner - Extreme Tiger (Mexico) vs. Human Tornado (US)
H. A loser vs. B loser - Kid Kash (US) vs. Kenny Omega (Canada) in an elimination match on a card before OSR 2
J. F loser vs. H winner in an eliminatio match on a card before OSR3
L. F winner vs. J winner at OSR 3, F winner needs to score one fall to win, J winner needs to score 2 falls to win (since it's double elimination and F winner has no losses and J winner already has one), winner goes to the finals to represent North American Block, loser is eliminated



Cruiserweight World Grand Prix Finals at OSR 4[/u]
2 Out Of 3 Falls - Global Block winner vs. North American Block winner

[Mr. Dashbee]

Live TV Broadcast the week before OSR 2: Living Dangerously


Cruiserweight World Grand Prix North American Block Elimination Match
Kid Kash (US) over Kenny Omega (Canada) - Omega eliminated

Promo:
Cody Rhodes calls out Kenny Omega for losing, calls him a loser in front of all of the fans, as well as Ken Doane and Skip Sheffield. Doane & Sheffield try to defend Omega, but Rhodes will have none of it. He berates the entire Rhodes Improvement Plan group, and books Cody Rhodes vs. Kenny Omega in a No-DQ match for OSR 2. Doane and Sheffield walk-out, refusing to be a part of Cody's antics, so Cody announces that Doane & Sheffield will be forced to sit ringside and watch. During this promo, Cody also revealed that he controls the RIP's contracts and bookings.

IWGP Intercontinental Championship Match
MVP defeats Gunner to retain

Promo:
MVP (w/The Nation of Domination) claims his IWGP Intercontinental Championship is more valuable than Ken Shamrock's US Championship. Shamrock responds by telling MVP to put the belt up in a double title match. Batista appears on the stage to inform both men that the double title match is on for OSR 2, and it will be a Ladder Match!

Cruiserweight World Grand Prix Global Block Elimination Match
Kaz Hayashi (Japan) over Mikey Nichols (Australia) - Nichols eliminated

Promo:
Edge demands a rematch with Rick Rude, which brings out Commissioner Batista. Edge says everyone knows that since Batista's part of The Dangerous Alliance, he'll protect Rude. Batista asks Edge "Will I protect Rude, or will I take his title?" Batista books Rude defending vs. Edge vs. Batista himself in a one-fall triple threat match at OSR 2.

Kevin Von Erich defeats Cibernetico in a good match with the Von Erich Iron Claw

Promo:
Alberto Del Rio confronts Von Erich, talking about destiny and heritage. Von Erich announces that he already signed a contract to face Del Rio at OSR 2, and that it's for a world title shot at OSR 3.

Beer Money defeats Doug Furnas & Phil Lafon in a great 25-minute TV match

Promo:
Jim Cornette publicly offers his managerial services to Beer Money in preparation for their cage match with The Midnight Express at OSR 2, but Beer Money declines. Cornette then announces that he'll be in the broadcast booth at OSR 2, searching for talent to replace his Midnight Express.

Live TV Main Event:
Rick Rude (OSR World Champion) defeats CIMA to retain
(This was originally a non-title match, but Batista makes it a title match, much to the surprise of Rude and Dangerously).

Post match:
Edge attacks Rude, leading to the entrance of The Midnight Express into the fray, followed by Beer Money and Batista & Brodus Clay, then Gunner and The Australians to help run the heels off.