The SGWA
Jul 5, 2011 17:10:21 GMT -5
Post by Sportsguy on Jul 5, 2011 17:10:21 GMT -5
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Cut to the OOWF's own Matt Folz standing in front of an adoring crowd at Curly's Pub in the Lambeau Field Atrium.
MF: My friends, I don't think I'm surprising any of you when I say that the current state of wrestling is, quite frankly, a fucking joke. The current WWE "champions" know about 5 moves combined between them, and two of those are a chinlock and the shittiest STF in wrestling history. TNA has plenty of impressive young talent, but they're mostly pushed aside so Eric Bischoff can keep pretending Hulk Hogan is still relevant in this industry. Even the greatest wrestling company in the world, The OOWF, has inexplicably put a retarded 19 year old girl in charge. It's time for us as wrestling fans to jump up and scream "I'm Mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore". Something needs to be done. That's why I've taken it upon myself to create the wrestling company that you fans DESERVE. Welcome to the Simply Great Wrestling Alliance
It's very simple, the SGWA is going to deliver just what the name implies. I've brought in the very best talent in the history of this industry, from all over the world, with only one goal in mind: to give you, the wrestling fan, the very best matchups possible. This coming Monday we'll hold the very first show right here at historic Lambeau Field. Now, due to OOWF commitments, I won't be able to handle the day to day operations here, so I'll turn things over to our commisioner... the legendary Stu Hart.
SH: I'd like to thank you Mr Folz, for giving me the trememdous opportunity to be commisioner of the SGWA. And I'd like to assure all the fans watching this that you will not be disapointed. We'll announce the rest of the card later, but I'm proud to announce the main event of our very first show. For the SGWA heavyweight championship: Mr Eddie Guerrero vs probably the most talented out of all my sons, Owen Hart.
Cut to the OOWF's own Matt Folz standing in front of an adoring crowd at Curly's Pub in the Lambeau Field Atrium.
MF: My friends, I don't think I'm surprising any of you when I say that the current state of wrestling is, quite frankly, a fucking joke. The current WWE "champions" know about 5 moves combined between them, and two of those are a chinlock and the shittiest STF in wrestling history. TNA has plenty of impressive young talent, but they're mostly pushed aside so Eric Bischoff can keep pretending Hulk Hogan is still relevant in this industry. Even the greatest wrestling company in the world, The OOWF, has inexplicably put a retarded 19 year old girl in charge. It's time for us as wrestling fans to jump up and scream "I'm Mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore". Something needs to be done. That's why I've taken it upon myself to create the wrestling company that you fans DESERVE. Welcome to the Simply Great Wrestling Alliance
It's very simple, the SGWA is going to deliver just what the name implies. I've brought in the very best talent in the history of this industry, from all over the world, with only one goal in mind: to give you, the wrestling fan, the very best matchups possible. This coming Monday we'll hold the very first show right here at historic Lambeau Field. Now, due to OOWF commitments, I won't be able to handle the day to day operations here, so I'll turn things over to our commisioner... the legendary Stu Hart.
SH: I'd like to thank you Mr Folz, for giving me the trememdous opportunity to be commisioner of the SGWA. And I'd like to assure all the fans watching this that you will not be disapointed. We'll announce the rest of the card later, but I'm proud to announce the main event of our very first show. For the SGWA heavyweight championship: Mr Eddie Guerrero vs probably the most talented out of all my sons, Owen Hart.