GCW: Gotham City Wrestling
Jul 7, 2011 12:33:35 GMT -5
Post by Deadly on Jul 7, 2011 12:33:35 GMT -5
The camera pans down from the top of a lit-up Madison Square Garden...
...to reveal Matt Striker standing in front of the building.
Striker: Ladies and gentlemen, let me be the first to introduce you to a new era of wrestling here in the heart of New York City. As the General Manager of Gotham City Wrestling it is my pleasure to usher in a new generation, a new attitude, a new breed of…
As if on queue upon hearing the word "attitude", Stone Cold Steve Austin pulls up in a beat-to-hell pickup truck.
Austin: Thanks for the intro there, Matt..
Striker: But I didn't…
Austin: Lemme tell you two things Stone Cold knows. One: This city is full of tough, hard-nosed sonsofbitches. Two: Stone Cold himself just so happens to be a certified tough sonofabitch. Here in GCW I'm gonna do what I do best, and that's stomping mudholes in people's assess and walking them dry. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
Austin motions for a beer, and the moment the can hits his hand a limo pulls up. Out steps Randy Orton.
Orton: Stone Cold…you almost…had that right. New York City is…the place to be. You see, it's the place to be…because it's a city for winners. I am a third generation superstar. I am…a winner.
Stone Cold glances sideways at Orton, but instead of speaking he just calls for another beer.
Orton: Not a bad idea, Steve. Let's toast to this…monumental…occasion.
Orton lifts up a beer to toast, and it just so happens to be a Corona with lime. Seeing this, Austin finally loses it.
Austin: Listen here you mumbly-mouthed sonofabitch. You come in here and interrupt Stone Cold, you tell ol' Stone Cold he's wrong. Seeing how I'm in such a good mood, I let it slide. But then you try to toast Stone Cold with that? You done crossed the line there, son.
Orton: Listen…here…Steve…
Austin: Aww, the hell with this!
Stone Cold charges at Orton and takes him to the ground. The two trade punches before they are pulled apart by security.
Striker: Well, that makes my job easier. I'd like to announce the first match for Gotham City Wrestling's debut pay-per-view, Defiance. I give you Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Randy Orton!
The camera fades to black...
...to reveal Matt Striker standing in front of the building.
Striker: Ladies and gentlemen, let me be the first to introduce you to a new era of wrestling here in the heart of New York City. As the General Manager of Gotham City Wrestling it is my pleasure to usher in a new generation, a new attitude, a new breed of…
As if on queue upon hearing the word "attitude", Stone Cold Steve Austin pulls up in a beat-to-hell pickup truck.
Austin: Thanks for the intro there, Matt..
Striker: But I didn't…
Austin: Lemme tell you two things Stone Cold knows. One: This city is full of tough, hard-nosed sonsofbitches. Two: Stone Cold himself just so happens to be a certified tough sonofabitch. Here in GCW I'm gonna do what I do best, and that's stomping mudholes in people's assess and walking them dry. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
Austin motions for a beer, and the moment the can hits his hand a limo pulls up. Out steps Randy Orton.
Orton: Stone Cold…you almost…had that right. New York City is…the place to be. You see, it's the place to be…because it's a city for winners. I am a third generation superstar. I am…a winner.
Stone Cold glances sideways at Orton, but instead of speaking he just calls for another beer.
Orton: Not a bad idea, Steve. Let's toast to this…monumental…occasion.
Orton lifts up a beer to toast, and it just so happens to be a Corona with lime. Seeing this, Austin finally loses it.
Austin: Listen here you mumbly-mouthed sonofabitch. You come in here and interrupt Stone Cold, you tell ol' Stone Cold he's wrong. Seeing how I'm in such a good mood, I let it slide. But then you try to toast Stone Cold with that? You done crossed the line there, son.
Orton: Listen…here…Steve…
Austin: Aww, the hell with this!
Stone Cold charges at Orton and takes him to the ground. The two trade punches before they are pulled apart by security.
Striker: Well, that makes my job easier. I'd like to announce the first match for Gotham City Wrestling's debut pay-per-view, Defiance. I give you Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Randy Orton!
The camera fades to black...