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vs.

[Deadly]

I like both characters, and I'm actually voting for the one I didn't nominate.

[Angle]

"This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch that it'd be confiscated; taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. And then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

[creepy]

Koons wasn't really supposed to be funny. I mean, it is sorta funny, but it's also real sad.

Silky, yo.

[Sportsguy]

The 2 time Playa Hater of the year.