[Krydor]

Whereas firing missiles at Japan and Hawaii and testing nukes are just wacky fun technology 100%, sanctions for doing that are acts of war. They have balls

North Korea, in its first formal statement since Monday's claimed atomic bomb test, hailed the blast as a success and said attempts by the outside world to penalize North Korea with sanctions would be considered an act of war.

Further pressure will be countered with "physical retaliation," the North's Foreign Ministry warned in a statement carried by the official Korean Central News Agency.

Naturally, any physical retaliation will involve eating bark off trees and dying of starvation.

Just like to add that I made a whole new topic, even though there is a shockingly similar topic just below.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Along the razor-wired no-man's-land separating the divided Koreas, North Korean were said to be more boldly trying to provoke their southern counterparts: spitting across the demarcation line, making throat-slashing hand gestures and flashing their middle finger, according to a U.S. army spokesman.

I blame Bugs Bunny, Benoit and Austin.

[Krydor]

I'm at a loss as to how making hand gestures is in any way "bold". Do the dudes in the south hulk up?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

We need Rocky to fight a North Korean to end this Cold War just like he did with Drago 20 years ago.

[Krydor]

No, we need Rambo to use exploding arrows on all kinds of stuff. Rambo is known for killing Asians and Communists, therefore he is perfect for the job.