[Loki]

And under an assumed name!

Nude Couple's Feud Ends at Waffle House

NASHVILLE, Tenn. - No shirt, no service? What about no clothes at all? A couple that began squabbling in a motel room Friday morning carried their dispute over to an adjacent Waffle House restaurant in the nude, police said.

The woman, who was not identified, told officers she was staying in a room with Larry Boyd when he took a hit of cocaine, started trashing their room and choked her.

She ran in the buff to the nearby restaurant and locked herself in the bathroom. Boyd, also naked, followed her into the restaurant and then fled in a car.

He was arrested - still naked - after a short chase by police and was charged with driving under the influence and felony evading arrest, among other charges. It was not immediately clear whether he had an attorney.

[Batman]

What are you saying, that Sol doesn't like clothes?

Or that he likes coke?

Speaking of which, if someone with admin powers ('cause mod powers aren't sufficient for this, dammit) wants to take pity on me and change my lame custom status, "Addicted to (Diet) Coke" would be a good one.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Naked dude conceals weapon up his ass... or what Loki calls "Friday night"

EL CERRITO, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

"When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Horgan said.

It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer.

[Loki]

This block of words "....after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said. The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path...." is unreal. Outside of a really really disturbing porn video owned by FFC, where would you ever expect to run across that?

[Courtney]

Another glowing review of my "great" state.

[salmonjunkie]

"Larry Boyd" is how orthodox jews say "Larry Bird"

[The Jewish Cunthead]

You can kindly go make my shoes, sir.

[chrisisadad4308]

I thought this kind of thing was only supposed to happen in Ohio?

[Loki]

Dude, you're from ARKANSAS. Go back to pegging your sister, or making moonshine, or hunting feral pigs, or whatever the hell it is you do down there. ;D

[Jack Quinn]

Chris when you go huntin for hogs, snag me one. I want some wild pork chops