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Krydor
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Worst Written Sex Scene Award Dec 1, 2006 1:23:09 GMT -5

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Post by Krydor on Dec 1, 2006 1:23:09 GMT -5

USA Today

"everything is pure white as we're lost in a commotion of grunts and squeaks, flashing unconnected images and explosions of a million little particles.

At this point, after reading the article, I want a custom member status that says "Like Zorro".

Courtney
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Worst Written Sex Scene Award Dec 1, 2006 1:32:16 GMT -5

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Post by Courtney on Dec 1, 2006 1:32:16 GMT -5

I feel like this guy must have a surveillance camera hidden in my bedroom, and he's been watching me and my lady. I can't help my performance...I have old football injuries.

Uh-huh. It's not the injuries, buddy.

When it comes to sex you can always count on the British to be the worst.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Last Edit: Dec 1, 2006 1:33:52 GMT -5 by Courtney

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The Jewish Cunthead Administrator Posts: 21,522 Online: May 5, 2024 23:11:38 GMT -5	Worst Written Sex Scene Award Dec 1, 2006 1:38:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Dec 1, 2006 1:38:52 GMT -5 Reminds me of when I saw that high class British porn
	"You were part Canadian as soon as your dick took up permanent residence in Moosejaw." - Hoodge "and 29 Fingers, what the fuck is that shit? Who wrote a song about your anal world record set at the Stuckeys just outside of San Diego?" - Moose "But yeah, I'd rather stick my dick in a dead guys asshole then watch Anchorman again." - Creeps

Deleted	Worst Written Sex Scene Award Dec 1, 2006 10:43:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2006 10:43:22 GMT -5 So, court. You a grunter? Or a squeaker? :-*

The Jewish Cunthead Administrator Posts: 21,522 Online: May 5, 2024 23:11:38 GMT -5	Worst Written Sex Scene Award Dec 1, 2006 10:47:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Dec 1, 2006 10:47:00 GMT -5 You mean with herself, right?
	"You were part Canadian as soon as your dick took up permanent residence in Moosejaw." - Hoodge "and 29 Fingers, what the fuck is that shit? Who wrote a song about your anal world record set at the Stuckeys just outside of San Diego?" - Moose "But yeah, I'd rather stick my dick in a dead guys asshole then watch Anchorman again." - Creeps

Courtney Transitional Champion 84% evil, 10% no pics Dazed and Confused Posts: 2,422 Online: Oct 24, 2010 16:59:13 GMT -5	Worst Written Sex Scene Award Dec 1, 2006 16:53:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Courtney on Dec 1, 2006 16:53:33 GMT -5 Eh, it's better if I let you imagine whatever you want at this point.
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