[BTR]

Raise your hand if the two quarterbacks on your roster were named Peyton Manning and David Garrard.


Now raise your hand if you replaced them with guys named McNabb and Collins.

Now raise your hand if you want someone to murder you and put you out of your misery.

[Attitude Adjuster]

Alex Smith is available. So is Rex Grossman.

[Sportsguy]

17.5 points started last night

37.5 points left on my bench

And so it begins....

[The Jewish Cunthead]

You started both RBs from the same team...

[Eric O'Mac]

I ropped Hartley and picked up John Kasey. The problem? I forgot to start Kasey, meaning I had to drop someone else and pick up another kicker to play today.

Ugh. That's 10 points left on the board.

[The Canadian Content]

My #2 WR went for 6.1 points on Thursday, which wouldn't be so bad if he hadn't also broken his collarbone.

[The Canadian Content]

Talking football in chat for those interested.

[DevSop]

I'm gonna gripe out about the scoring yet again.

We need to make receptions worth something. Whether it's .5 PPR or even .33 PPR. And 50 yards for 1 point for QBs is still way too high. At most it should be 25 yards.

[Sparty]

Losing the kicker you took in the 10th round for the season on the opening kickoff.

[The Canadian Content]

Drafting a kicker in the 10th round.

[BTR]

Sept 11, 2011 15:33:34 GMT -5 DevSop said:

I'm gonna gripe out about the scoring yet again.

We need to make receptions worth something. Whether it's .5 PPR or even .33 PPR. And 50 yards for 1 point for QBs is still way too high. At most it should be 25 yards.

I get PPR in terms of having more fun with strategy and sometimes leveling the scoring, but I really hate the concept about it. I can't wrap my head around rewarding a 1-yard dump off with the equivalent (if we were doing .5 PPR) of a six yard rush.

Agreed on QB, though. 8 points for a 400 yard passing game? Lame.

[DevSop]

Worst case, I'd even be okay with .25PPR but that's the low-end. I'd be much happier with .5 or .33

And yes, the QB scoring is way too low.

[Attitude Adjuster]

For those bitching about QB points, here's an idea: Draft a QB who throws touchdowns.

[DevSop]

That's not the point. The point is 400 yards passing should be worth more than 8 points. Period.

300 yards passing = 100 yards rushing = 100 yards receiving. Those have always been the benchmarks, and yet in our league, you need to throw for 500 yards to get the same amount of points as 100 yards rushing. It's obscenely out of whack.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

The level is 500? That's insane. We need to scale that back next year.

[Sparty]

So I was just looking through my schedule for this season and I saw I don't play Mike.

Is the commish ducking me? Or did I miss a memo on the schedule?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

The way he's been been ducking you for years is a disgrace. If he ain't no coward, why don't he play you then?

[Sportsguy]

Don't give this Sucka no commishionership, give him some guts

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Why are all FGs the same amount of pts? There's no way a 55-yarder should be the same as a chip shot.

[Attitude Adjuster]

TRADE TRADE TRADE!!!!!!

Dev trades Jordy Nelson, WR, GB, to AA for 2012 7th and 12th round picks. If AA wins the 2011 C&B title, the picks change to a single 6th round pick.

[DevSop]

Confirm

[BTR]

I just want to let everyone know that I believe in league integrity. Half of my already shitty team is on a bye or injured, but I maneuvered my roster so that I can lose to AA by only 41 instead of 57.

I really wish I would have paid attention to the trading deadline. This one was two weeks earlier than all of my other leagues.

Whoops.

/RickPerry

[The Canadian Content]

I'd be in favour of moving the trade deadline back a few weeks going forward. Like maybe Week 10 or 11? Seems unreasonably early right now.

[Attitude Adjuster]

Nov 20, 2011 12:47:50 GMT -5 BTR said:

I just want to let everyone know that I believe in league integrity. Half of my already shitty team is on a bye or injured, but I maneuvered my roster so that I can lose to AA by only 41 instead of 57.

I really wish I would have paid attention to the trading deadline. This one was two weeks earlier than all of my other leagues.

Whoops.

/RickPerry

FU Kevin Smith and Nate Washington. That is all.