[Andy]

I doubt that there's anyone here that I haven't personally accosted to try to make them listen to my podcast, but in case there's not...

FLAWEDCAST!!!
Sports Comedy Podcast

Starring ME!!! (and Tyler)

flawedcast.podomatic.com

Or

FLAWEDCAST on iTunes.

Email us at [e-mail] and we'll read on the show!











FLAWEDCAST!!!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Definitely worth the download

[creepy]

*****.
Man, I haven't typed wheezy giggling this much since Morton Downey jr died. That's not really a good thing.

[Andy]

Yeah? Is your podcast better? Oh, you don't do one, you say. It's a lot easier to just sit back and be a snarky piece of shit who makes fun of things other people do that you're too much of a pussy to ever attempt yourself. Go fuck yourself in the mouth with a hammer, you fucking worthless pile of nothing.

[creepy]

I'm not going to do that because I think that would hurt. And I love how you critique my critique of your critiquing with the tried and true "Don't lambast mine if you don't have one!" I guess the opinion of anybody who likes the Flawedcast doesn't matter either if they don't have one and as far as I know, no one here does. So.........what's the point?

[Andy]

You've said the same bullshit about it over and over. You don't like my laugh. That's fine. Don't listen. But, it's awfully easy for you to be a dick about something I created when you have nothing you've created that can be critiqued. I'm not saying you aren't allowed to have an opinion, but I'm allowed to have one as well. My opinion is that you're the type of person who would find fault in anything just to be an asshole because you aren't someone who is capable or brave enough to put something out there to be judged yourself. You won't even write your inflammatory asshole stuff under your own name. I'm calling you a coward and an asshole. That being said, you are funny sometimes so I can't kill you.

[creepy]

Correct on all points. Except I don't find faults in everything, and I give the occasional props.

And the reason I don't use my last name on there is, unlike some others, I don't want to be friends with co-workers or old friends. I either see them enough already where I don't want to interact with them on my own time or, in the case of high school or past friends, I've moved on. Less clutter with people I don't care about not caring about me. It's bad enough that some people found me through my family or wife. And contrary to what you might think, I don't feel like being an asshole and declining their friend invitation. The only person I've denied is my 12 year old niece, and I think I'm doing her a favor.

And by the way, I think the Flawed Cast is funny, and I think you know that, so take a joke, cutie.

[Andy]

If I were you, here's where I'd make a joke about sexually assaulting your niece. When you open yourself up, there's a vulnerability. You don't do that usually. But, you take full advantage of what other people put out there. You exploit other people's vulnerabilities while keeping yourself completely guarded. I realize that, by putting stuff out there, you open yourself up, so maybe letting you in wasn't a smart idea on my part.

[Andy]

But you're right: the Flawedcast is fuckin' hilarious.

[creepy]

I don't joke with people who I don't think could take it. I guess I was wrong about one of them. You're going all 2009 Demko here. Lighten up. I'll never make another wheezy giggle joke or reference again and if you took the dog farting scenario personally, than I apologize and I'll never make a crude comment towards you and yours again.

But Andy Johnson's right about Justin Johnson's thinking that the FlawedCast is funny.

[Andy]

Feel free to bash me. I invite that shit upon myself. But don't get sand in your vagina if I punch back.

[creepy]

Wait. Re-read the thread and tell me who overreacted.

[Andy]

Your face did.

[Lou]

I read this thread and thought, "huh, flawedcast. I guess I'll check it out". I'd say I'm the one who overreacted.

[Andy]

So, this isn't the best way to advertise my show?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Oct 8, 2011 10:31:11 GMT -5 Andy said:

So, this isn't the best way to advertise my show?

You would have thought the 12-yr-old niece would have gotten more traffic but nooooooooooooooooo.

[Andy]

God, I hope 12-year-old girls don't listen to my show.

[Deleted]

Might get Dev's attention if they did, though...

[Deleted]

"Speaking of Down's Syndrome, the Buccaneers and the 49ers..."

[creepy]

On seeing a picture of Jay Cutler tonight, my wife said "He looks like a retarded Baldwin Brother. A little Downy."

[Deleted]

Just a warning that next week's show should be at least 3.2% more cancer-riffic.

[Andy]

Oct 10, 2011 9:09:34 GMT -5 @gatorbait said:

"Speaking of Down's Syndrome, the Buccaneers and the 49ers..."

Tyler's transitions kill me. Starting with "speaking of child rape..." in episode 1.