[Road Warrior Shark]

Reminder: You May Not Vote For Your Own Card!

Doug/Shark:

New Age vs. Old School Volume I

From the DuBurns Arena, Baltimore Maryland

Commentators & Authority Figures
Jim Cornette & Kevin Kelly

Double Main Events:
Dusty Rhodes vs. Nigel McGuiness

Samoa Joe vs. Superstar Billy Graham

Ladder Match
The Young Bucks vs. The Rock & Roll Express

Kevin Von Erich vs. Chris Sabin

C & C Wrestling Factory (Caprice Coleman & Cedric Alexander) vs. The Dynamic Duo (Tully Blanchard & Gino Hernandez) w/ Baby Doll

Hardcore Elimination Match
Bruiser Brody, Stan Hansen, Wahoo McDaniel, Dick Murdoch & Ivan Koloff vs. Tomasso Ciampa, Mike Bennett w/ Maria Kanellis, Necro Butcher, Matt Bentley & Jimmy Jacobs

Danny Hodge & Georg Hackenschmidt vs. Jimmy Wang Yang & Brian Kendrick

Kenny Omega vs. Jerry Lawler

Sonjay Dutt, Grizzly Redwood & M Dogg 20 vs. Pedro Morales, Dory Funk Jr. & Iceman King Parsons

==============================================

Creepy:

CWF Show at the Sportatorium in Dallas

-Commentated by Joey Styles and New Jack!

-Dean Malenko vs AJ Styles

-The Orient Express vs The American Males which (Buff Bagwell & Scotty Riggs.)

-Mike Knox vs Jimmy Rave vs JYD

-Test and Albert vs The Booger (Arn Anderson, The Bastion Booger and Gillberg)

-Chris Harris vs The Great Khali.

-Arn Anderson vs Misawa w/ Mr Fuji

-Jerry Lynn vs Tiger Mask

-Tajiri vs Elijah Burke

Gay Dude Battle Royal!

Kwee Wee
Disco Inferno
Orlando Jordan
Lodi
Lenny Lane
Danshoku Dino
Angel
Rico
Romeo Roseli
Antonio Thomas
Peredyse
Vince Russo
Shawn Stasiak

Main Event The Big Bossman vs Lodi

[Sportsguy]

I really wish Creepy had kept this serious, if he didn't have the battle royal and Bossman/Lodi, the rest of the card would have got my vote. Doug/Shark by default

[The Canadian Content]

Like DougShark's concept a lot, and some of the matches turned out really well. I don't know everyone on the card, but I like those I do know well enough.

Also, not a fan of the "gay dude" battle royal.

DougShark.

[Road Warrior Shark]

I will publicly apologize to Creepy. He sent me his card in summary/storytelling style, as if someone was reporting on the happenings. I had to sift through the paragraphs to post the card. If somethings not right he can correct it.

but Creps, you've sent me normal cards in the past. PLEASE don't do that again.

[Matte]

SharkHawk easy.

[creepy]

Some guy in Dallas went to the CWF Show at the Sportatorium in Dallas last weekend and this is what he had to say in bullet point form:

-Hey! Just saw the CWF show that was commentated by Joey Styles and New Jack!

-The first match of the night was Dean Malenko versus AJ Styles. It was the greatest match of all-time! This 30 minute classic made Steamboat-Ric Flair look like Tugboat-David Flair. Back and forth, in the ring and outside the ring, 34 near falls, it had it all! AJ won with his second Styles Clash at the 31:23 minute mark out of nowhere. It ruled!

-Next up, Mr. Fuji comes out to the ring with his Japanese Posse that includes Tajiri, Mitsuharu Misawa, Tiger Mask, and the Orient Express Team of Pat Tanaka and Akio Sato. They talk shit in bad English about white people and mostly leave.

-The Orient Express stay in the ring for the next match and face The American Males which consist of Buff Bagwell and Scotty Riggs. They beat the shit out of The American Males and then Paul Diamond comes out and wants to reform Bad Company with Pat Tanaka but Tanaka beats the shit out of him. It was mmmmm'kay.

-Next up Mike Knox comes out for his match with Jimmy Rave and Junkyard Dog. They actually put up a great 12 minute slobberknocker where Rave gets the shit kicked out of him and JYD eventually wins somehow and then does his Grab Them Cakes thing. Phenom.

-Test and Albert, errrrrrrrr, T&A comes out and challenges anyone to beat them. They'll even fight 2 on 3. The Booger clan of Arn Anderson, The Bastion Booger and Gillberg come out and accept. Arn looks digusted and disinterested. He walks out 4 minutes into the match. T&A beats up Gillberg and The Booger. Boring.

-Chris Harris faced The Great Khali. No one gave a fuck.

-Arn Anderson comes back out and rips a great promo about how his spot ain't with Gillberg and the Bastion Booger. YaddaYadda. He challenges anybody to fight in a killer match and Mr. Fuji comes out with Misawa. Misawa and Arn fight in a 20 minute classic and it ends with the rest of the Japanese Posse beating the shit out of Arn. Ehhhhhh............

-Jerry Lynn fights Tiger Mask in an awesome match. 4 stars. The Jap wins.

-Tajiri beats Elijah Burke in another 20 minute classic. The crowd went wild again.

-Now, it's the unadvertised Gay Dude Battle Royal!
It includes:

Kwee Wee
Disco Inferno
Orlando Jordan
Lodi
Lenny Lane
Danshoku Dino
Angel
Rico
Romeo Roseli
Antonio Thomas
Peredyse
Vince Russo
Shawn Stasiak

Perez Hilton is out to scout the clout of dude snout in a bout of hot trout, ain't no doubt this rout will be won by a stout lout and the losers will pout!

Winner gets to take on The Big Bossman in the Main Event for the CWF Title. Lodi wins beacuse he's My Idol. Also, gay stuff happens to the dismay of the Texas Rednecks in the crowd because only rednecks live in Texas, didntyahear!??!?!?!?!?!?!!? They want to kill the twinks. Spewing vitriol and mayhem upon the queers, they are about to riot.

Main Event see The Big Bossman beating up Lodi and winning and then the rest of the gay dudes come out and convince the Big Bossman that gayness is cool so The Big Bossman starts making out with some of the dudes and then the rednecks in the crowd start making out with each other, too because if The Big Bossman can do, then goddamnit, it must be ok!

Massive orgy with performers and crowd alike ends the show.





See ya next year!

[Chris Eco]

Jul 5, 2012 23:25:37 GMT -5 creepy said:

-The first match of the night was Dean Malenko versus AJ Styles. It was the greatest match of all-time!

Well fuck, if it was the greatest match of all time...

Main Event see The Big Bossman beating up Lodi and winning and then the rest of the gay dudes come out and convince the Big Bossman that gayness is cool so The Big Bossman starts making out with some of the dudes and then the rednecks in the crowd start making out with each other, too because if The Big Bossman can do, then goddamnit, it must be ok!

Massive orgy with performers and crowd alike ends the show.

This is the kind of shit I always want to book and Eric always says no to.

[creepy]

I think the reporter was a 15 year old, hence the over exaggeration. Plus, I bet he giggled during the gay stuff.

[Deadly]

DougShark.

[Road Warrior Shark]

Jul 5, 2012 23:25:37 GMT -5 creepy said:

See ya next year!

You do realize this is a round robin and you should have 2 more cards, don't you?

[creepy]

Dammit.