[Lou]

At least Nate and Solly didn't say that Miggy was a better defensive 3B than Beltre. Damn you, Offensive Foul. I really need to go back to not listening to these things.

[creepy]

Jul 8, 2012 16:15:42 GMT -5 Andy said:

I believe my direct quote was "fucked you up." And you proved it by sending me a thousand text messages whining and bitching about Nate.

Again: Re-Read. It was about the "fucked you up" comme






I see what you're doing.

[Pun]

Christ man! Take a fucking joke! We bitch about everyone and call everyone out. Hell, I've said worse about you before. And you know what? It's funny! It's a fucking bit! Everyone gets their balls busted on all the Flawedcast shows, but as soon as someone says something about you, you get all pissy.

But that's not what this is about apparently. You're getting your panties in a wad because I didn't play your stuff? You pulled the same shit with Aaron. Only this time you went to Andy like some petulant little child whose brother just took his favorite toy! "WAHHH!! ANDY! NATE DIDN'T PLAY MY STUFF! MAKE HIM PLAY MY STUFF!" Fuck! And you say I'm the one who's whining? It's FUCKING KARAOKE.....and horrible karaoke at that.

Get over yourself.

[Lou]

Yeah! And Adrian Beltre is the best defensive 3B in baseball!

[Andy]

Here's the endless text message hissy fit that Creepy sent me. Seriously, never let him get your phone number.



Creep- I heard Nate flipped the whiny little bitch switch on WTNY.

Me- No, he legitimately fucked you up. It was beautiful

Creep- How did he "fuck me up"? He acted like a little pussy and refused to play my contributions that I take time out of my busy week for what he told me he thought were great ideas.  He acted like a little bitch, but I guess that means something manly to you. Wow.

Me- Way I see it, you're the one bitching right now. Wash the sand out of your vagina, sweetheart. It's just a podcast.

Creep- And it sounds like I fucked HIM up because he took my laughing at him for a few weeks and then when he could laugh at me he just acted like someone who just got owned and then took his ball home because he "didn't want to play anymore".    What a little bitch. And I don't give a fuck about it but for you to say he "fucked me up", I'm just wondering why you think that.

Me- He's right. You rub Astros shit in everyone's face and then dismiss it when they get their ass kicked.

Creep- It's funny because he cares so much about the goddamned Cubs that I guess he was seriously offended by my taunts but then when I no-sold it he got ultrapissed. Thats the whole shtick. I don't care anymore about baseball but for some reason he took my lighthearted jabs personally, I guess.

Me- You're talking him calling you a cunt and not playing your shitty song personally. I thought it was really funny.

Creep-  I'm not taking it personally. I think it's funny I got under HIS skin. Bad mouth me on your show, I can't retaliate. Not till next week. He doesn't play my stuff? Shows how much of a butthurt faggot he's being. What made me talk all of this is when you said he fucked me up. Sounds like I fucked him up and he just flaked the fuck out.

Me- Waaaaaaaaah! I drunkenly rambled over a karaoke song and Nate didn't play it! Waaaaaaaaaah! Queer.

Creep- I just think it's funny that he got that offended when it's obvious that I dont know shit anymore about MLB. And don't play my stuff, I don't give a shit. Just wondering why you thought it was anything other than a whiny bitch move by Nate. But whatever.  Different strokes, I guess.

Me- You clearly give a shit. You've been ranting for a half an hour.

Creep-  I did something silly, it went over surprisingly well, people wanted it to continue (including you), it only gets made fun of now, Bitty "held it up" as retaliation when I got under his skin. I really don't care.

Me- Right. I love them because they're terrible. You went all bitch fit when Aaron didn't play your song as well.

Creep- Also, since I only had the Rolling Stones one and the Bitty and the Jew one, it gets me out another few weeks to do one. But I don't have to waste an hour or so a song to just get made fun of. But I don't care if I get made fun of. But when I get bored of it and it becomes a chore (and it started to. Did you notice I haven't done one except Give it Away in over a month?) then I'll quit. I didn't care when Aaron didn't play it I was just kind of bummed I wasted an hour when I was already doing something I was digging. If you and I knew he was editing it, I'm pretty sure we would have known he wasn't going to use it. Ehhh, whatever. If that's how bitty got me back then jokes on him. I thought it was funny and I told Solly that. Ooooooh, don't screw me over by letting me wait to do more songs now that I'm getting bored of them.

Me- Yeah, you made your awful songs. Everyone got a laugh at your expense. Now you are free to focus on making a terrible podcast.

Me- Well, it's out of my hands now. Nate's his own editor. If you want to pollute his show, it has to go through him.

Creep- Honestly, and then I'll go, the only reason we had this convo was because you thought he got one over on me and "fucked me up". Found that to be simply just not true.   And if he wants stuff I'll give him stuff, but if he's going to start ....... Yu know what? Fuck him. He also didn't use one of my Moose voicemails. Ehhhhhh. Whatever.

Me- He clearly fucked you up. You're still writhing around on the mat bleeding from the face.

Creep- Yup. He got me. Now you're getting me. Yup. It was never about him not playing my stuff. I thought that was funny. It was that somehow the thought that he bested me by doing that was legit. It wasn't. It just proved he was a little whiny bitch.

Me- And yet, you're the one bitching and whining. He said two sentences. You've gone on all night.

Creep- Bringing it back. Re-read, college grad. It was never about my stuff being played or not. If you can't read simple English then I'm not sure what to tell you.

Me- Man, the Asperger's must really be getting out of hand.

Creep- Only when I have to repeat myself over and over and over.........

Me- You don't. I got it. It's gotta be tough to think of new things to say when you're foaming at the mouth.

Creep- Not foaming.    How cone when I asked Solly about it he said "yeah, he was acting like an asshole all night" but you say " he so totally owned you!". My conversation with Freddy lasted 3 exchanges. With you? A wee bit longer.  What Nate did was basically "I'm taking my ball and goof home"

Me- Because I'm egging you on.

Creep- I know. And I hate you for it but I fall for it every time.

Me- Do you ever

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jul 8, 2012 17:27:26 GMT -5 Lou said:

Yeah! And Adrian Beltre is the best defensive 3B in baseball!

Not named Chase Headley.

We're throwing around the idea of having a guest for the opening segment every week. Might be a good way to shake things up.

[Pun]

The sad thing is, I do like the Strasburg Report. If he had just rolled with the joke, we wouldn't even be having this argument right now, and his stuff would have been played on the next show.

[Lou]

Jul 8, 2012 17:29:44 GMT -5 Andy said:

Creep-Yu know what?

Current Ranger great.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jul 8, 2012 17:36:44 GMT -5 Pun said:

The sad thing is, I do like the Strasburg Report. If he had just rolled with the joke, we wouldn't even be having this argument right now, and his stuff would have been played on the next show.

I might be the only one but I like the songs too.

[creepy]

I do them for Solly. And Andy seems to like them in a "theyre really bad" kind of way. Don't really care what anyone else thinks.


But for the sixteenth goddamn time it wasn't about the songs and Report. Idiots the both of you (Bitty and Our Harvard Law Professor Overlord).

[Andy]

Sure. In the same way that you like Stallone movies, right?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jul 8, 2012 17:49:38 GMT -5 Andy said:

Sure. In the same way that you like Stallone movies, right?

Both wind up with me jerking off, so I GUESS.

[creepy]

What does Stallone have to do with anything? You're dumb.

[Lou]

If I were to ever guest on this thing, I'd have to stay away from DH talk. I get drawn offsides pretty easy.

[Andy]

Jul 8, 2012 18:00:20 GMT -5 creepy said:

What does Stallone have to do with anything? You're dumb.

I hate you. Please commit suicide.