[Moosehead Jack]

All you need to know is that you can always trust Moosehead Jack

[DrMcAwesome]

Jun 30, 2016 13:44:28 GMT -5 Moosehead Jack said:

All you need to know is that you can always trust Moosehead Jack

With a name like Moosehead Jack, how could I go wrong in trusting you?

[DrMcAwesome]

Jun 30, 2016 13:28:13 GMT -5 wyattcox said:

Jun 30, 2016 12:14:48 GMT -5 DrMcAwesome said:

Be gentle, ma'am. I'm new here and don't want to cause any trouble. 

Thank your lucky stars that Edra is otherwise...occupied at the moment...

Lucky Stars? Is that the store brand version of Lucky Charms? Do I really have to thank cereal? 

[Moosehead Jack]

Jun 30, 2016 13:54:06 GMT -5 DrMcAwesome said:

Jun 30, 2016 13:44:28 GMT -5 Moosehead Jack said:

All you need to know is that you can always trust Moosehead Jack

With a name like Moosehead Jack, how could I go wrong in trusting you?

You absolutely cannot go wrong in trusting Moose, or the Saints of Sinners. We are a great bunch of guys. Not the slightest bit violent. Nope, not us!

[DrMcAwesome]

Jun 30, 2016 14:01:33 GMT -5 Moosehead Jack said:

Jun 30, 2016 13:54:06 GMT -5 DrMcAwesome said:

With a name like Moosehead Jack, how could I go wrong in trusting you?

You absolutely cannot go wrong in trusting Moose, or the Saints of Sinners. We are a great bunch of guys. Not the slightest bit violent. Nope, not us!

*writes in notebook "Invite Moose and Saints of Sinners to house for pizza and NHL '94. All seem like cool guys. Moose even said so."*

[Moosehead Jack]

dibs on Gretzky's team

[wyattcox]

Jun 30, 2016 13:56:34 GMT -5 DrMcAwesome said:

Jun 30, 2016 13:28:13 GMT -5 wyattcox said:

Thank your lucky stars that Edra is otherwise...occupied at the moment...

Lucky Stars? Is that the store brand version of Lucky Charms? Do I really have to thank cereal? 

Better to thanks cereal than to have to thank her and ask for another....

[DrMcAwesome]

Jun 30, 2016 14:19:53 GMT -5 wyattcox said:

Jun 30, 2016 13:56:34 GMT -5 DrMcAwesome said:

Lucky Stars? Is that the store brand version of Lucky Charms? Do I really have to thank cereal? 

Better to thanks cereal than to have to thank her and ask for another....

You make a valid point ... A valid and possibly painful point. 

[wyattcox]

Jun 30, 2016 14:21:32 GMT -5 DrMcAwesome said:

Jun 30, 2016 14:19:53 GMT -5 wyattcox said:

Better to thanks cereal than to have to thank her and ask for another....

You make a valid point ... A valid and possibly painful point. 

...and what's worse is that she would make you like it...

[madjack]

Annnnd welcome to the insanity.

Just avoid anything Awesome Bill drinks.

[DrMcAwesome]

Jun 30, 2016 14:25:55 GMT -5 wyattcox said:

Jun 30, 2016 14:21:32 GMT -5 DrMcAwesome said:

You make a valid point ... A valid and possibly painful point. 

...and what's worse is that she would make you like it...

I don't know what passes for initiation around here, but I'm struggling to find what wyattcox is describing in the OOWF employee's manual. 

[DrMcAwesome]

Jun 30, 2016 14:35:22 GMT -5 madjack said:

Annnnd welcome to the insanity.

Just avoid anything Awesome Bill drinks.

Zed has already warned me about PCPL. 

[Moosehead Jack]

hell son they hain't nothin' wrong with some PCPL! Pine cone party likker! Hell yeah son! That right there is better than fried possum pecker dipped in three day old fatback grease! Son come on over to the Nowhere Bar, Grille and PCPL Repository and let ol Arctic McBearington make you a PCPL colada. It'll put hair on your chest, whether you want it or not!

[Fire-Babe]

Jun 30, 2016 14:40:26 GMT -5 DrMcAwesome said:

I don't know what passes for initiation around here, but I'm struggling to find what wyattcox is describing in the OOWF employee's manual. 

Check Firewoman's profile

[Sportsguy]

Welcome new guy.

[Fire-Babe]

Also Smackdown chat.

[Zed]

Jun 30, 2016 16:19:07 GMT -5 Fire-Babe said:

Jun 30, 2016 14:40:26 GMT -5 DrMcAwesome said:

I don't know what passes for initiation around here, but I'm struggling to find what wyattcox is describing in the OOWF employee's manual. 

Check Firewoman's profile

DO NOT CHECK

[madjack]

Wilder on the other hand, will be happy to share some of his favorite beverages with you.

[wyattcox]

Jun 30, 2016 17:42:39 GMT -5 Zed said:

Jun 30, 2016 16:19:07 GMT -5 Fire-Babe said:

Check Firewoman's profile

DO NOT CHECK

Let's just say that the sisters known as S&M are pussycats compared to the artist known as Firewoman.....

[fasteddiek]

Sorry to be late to the welcome comitee but welcome to the new guy. And just remember those That are the Chosen spread. Nothing but lies.

[DrMcAwesome]

*OOC: Thus, my first crack at a comedy wrestler commences*

Name: Shizuru-mune Mangyūniku (translated to English: Sizzlechest Manbeef)
Height: 5-11
Weight: 165
Face/Heel/Neutral: Face.
Build: Slender with no real tone.
Physical Description: “Sizzlechest” has black hair, straight from any typical anime show with a clean-shaven face.
Attire: A red jumpsuit and visor when out of the ring and the skimpiest thong allowed by Nate and the good folks running standards and practices at OOWF TV while in the ring. Shizuru-mune completes both ensembles with red boots and white kickpads.
Entrance Music: “Party Boy Song” from Jackass.
Finisher and Description of Finisher: “Dreammaker” - a roundhouse kick to the temple.
Style(old school, technician, brawler, etc.): Shizuru-mune is a high-flyer most of the time, but has enough of a mixed-martial arts background to steal a win or two with a flash submission.
Background: Simply put, Shizuru-mune has been a fan of OOWF since it became available in Japan, taking an immediate liking to Junichiro “Ecosystem” Muyo. Those looking for a contemporary comparison should imagine him as a cross between Magnum TOKYO, Joey Ryan and Danshoku Dino. Turned to about 20 with the doting incompetence of Santino Marella thrown in for good measure. His obsession to meet Junichiro has led him to OOWF, where he hopes to one day impress the Owner enough to be his flunky. Before taking a swing at wrestling, Shizuru-mune tried his hand at becoming a viral sensation through YouTube, finally having his dreams take off when he replicated the act of Chris Pontius from the show “Jackass.” His limited English is likely to get him into lots of trouble until OOWF budgets him a translator.

[Chris Eco]

WELP here we go

[snelson66]

I heard this OOWF is a thing so I thought I'd take a look at it... see if I have any ability for it...


Name: Nicolas "Nick" Fleming
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 241 lbs.
Face/Heel/Neutral: Heel
Build: classic good looks, think Greek god
Physical Description: blonde, blue eyed All-American white man. Probably was the high school QB.
Entrance Music: Verdi: Requiem, Dies irae
Finisher and Description of Finisher: Piledriver (No special name, true wrestlers don't have to name their moves).
Style: old school/in-ring tactician

Based on the AWA's Nick Bockwinkle, Fleming is a well-spoken, well-dressed American man. Not overly muscled, he's an intellectual tactician. He'll out wrestle his opponent on the mat, and poke him in the eye when the referee isn't looking. Sometimes even if he is. Slow to anger, but when he's finally taken enough can get very violent. A master at talking down to his opponent while talking over his head. Will use large words even if smaller ones will do.

[Sportsguy]

Well well well, Look who's back in town. Welcome back Snels

[kimmieg1231]

Seriously considering this. Trying to decide what type of character I want.