OOWF DDT Ironman Heavy Metal Championship
Jan 20, 2017 1:06:58 GMT -5
Post by DrMcAwesome on Jan 20, 2017 1:06:58 GMT -5
*an INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA finds SHIZURU-MUNE MANGYUNIKU outside the SAINTS OF SINNERS locker room where he stumbles upon MOOSEHEAD JACK, who is passed out beside the door. At this point, SHIZURU-MUNE gets an idea and covers MOOSE as an OOWF OFFICIAL emerges from out of nowhere*
1 … 2 … 3. YOUR WINNER AND NEW DDT IRONMAN HEAVY METAL CHAMPION, SHIZURU-MUNE MANGYUNIKU!
*While MOOSE is still completely out, SHIZURU-MUNE runs off in an unknown direction as the feed changes to another INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA outside of the SPIN HANSEN Memorial Training Center just as “SILVER EAGLE” JACK BULLET walks out while speaking to an unknown person on his cellphone*
JACK: “Hey, let me call you back. I see trouble on the horizon.”
*SHIZURU-MUNE sprints toward JACK and runs into him, causing both to fall down. SHIZURU-MUNE rolls onto his back while still tangled with JACK as an OOWF OFFICIAL appears*
1 … 2 … 3. YOUR WINNER AND NEW DDT IRONMAN HEAVY METAL CHAMPION, JACK BULLET!
*both JACK and SHIZURU-MUNE slowly make it to their feet as the OFFICIAL hands JACK the DDT Ironman Heavy Metal Championship*
JB: “Now, what in the heck just happened?”
SHIZURU-MUNE: “Sizzlechest make great American great champion.”
JB: “And what is this championship, exactly?”
OFFICIAL: “It’s the DDT Ironman Heavy Metal Championship. It’s your ticket to a few sleepless nights until Moosehead Jack inevitably claims it from you.”
JB: “I see. And why did you willingly lose this title to me, Sizzlechest?”
SM: “Make great American great champion like Sizzlechest. Sizzlechest win DDT championship four times. Jack win once.”
JB: “But I didn’t win it in a sporting manner.” *JACK tries to hand the DDT Ironman Heavy Metal Championship to the OFFICIAL* “Here, give this back to Sizzlechest. He’s the one who earned it, not me.”
O: “No can do. This thing is yours until it isn’t.”
JB: “OK. Well …”
*JACK stops cold as an enraged MOOSE tears down the hallway with HAPPY DETH BAT III in hand. MOOSE barrels past JACK and gives chase to SHIZURU-MUNE, completely unaware that SHIZURU-MUNE no longer holds the title*
JB: “So, should someone tell him that Sizzlechest doesn’t have this championship?”
O: “Won’t be me. I’ll be your shadow. Let that kid worry about Moosehead Jack for a bit. Might beat some brains into him while beating his brains out.”
JB: “Maybe Moose will make Sizzlechest a greater wrestler.”
O: “Doubtful. But he’ll give Medical something to do over the weekend.”
*while JACK and the OFFICIAL laugh, SHIZURU-MUNE’s screams can be heard over a loud series of clangs and thuds as the scene fades*
1 … 2 … 3. YOUR WINNER AND NEW DDT IRONMAN HEAVY METAL CHAMPION, SHIZURU-MUNE MANGYUNIKU!
*While MOOSE is still completely out, SHIZURU-MUNE runs off in an unknown direction as the feed changes to another INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA outside of the SPIN HANSEN Memorial Training Center just as “SILVER EAGLE” JACK BULLET walks out while speaking to an unknown person on his cellphone*
JACK: “Hey, let me call you back. I see trouble on the horizon.”
*SHIZURU-MUNE sprints toward JACK and runs into him, causing both to fall down. SHIZURU-MUNE rolls onto his back while still tangled with JACK as an OOWF OFFICIAL appears*
1 … 2 … 3. YOUR WINNER AND NEW DDT IRONMAN HEAVY METAL CHAMPION, JACK BULLET!
*both JACK and SHIZURU-MUNE slowly make it to their feet as the OFFICIAL hands JACK the DDT Ironman Heavy Metal Championship*
JB: “Now, what in the heck just happened?”
SHIZURU-MUNE: “Sizzlechest make great American great champion.”
JB: “And what is this championship, exactly?”
OFFICIAL: “It’s the DDT Ironman Heavy Metal Championship. It’s your ticket to a few sleepless nights until Moosehead Jack inevitably claims it from you.”
JB: “I see. And why did you willingly lose this title to me, Sizzlechest?”
SM: “Make great American great champion like Sizzlechest. Sizzlechest win DDT championship four times. Jack win once.”
JB: “But I didn’t win it in a sporting manner.” *JACK tries to hand the DDT Ironman Heavy Metal Championship to the OFFICIAL* “Here, give this back to Sizzlechest. He’s the one who earned it, not me.”
O: “No can do. This thing is yours until it isn’t.”
JB: “OK. Well …”
*JACK stops cold as an enraged MOOSE tears down the hallway with HAPPY DETH BAT III in hand. MOOSE barrels past JACK and gives chase to SHIZURU-MUNE, completely unaware that SHIZURU-MUNE no longer holds the title*
JB: “So, should someone tell him that Sizzlechest doesn’t have this championship?”
O: “Won’t be me. I’ll be your shadow. Let that kid worry about Moosehead Jack for a bit. Might beat some brains into him while beating his brains out.”
JB: “Maybe Moose will make Sizzlechest a greater wrestler.”
O: “Doubtful. But he’ll give Medical something to do over the weekend.”
*while JACK and the OFFICIAL laugh, SHIZURU-MUNE’s screams can be heard over a loud series of clangs and thuds as the scene fades*