MNF 52/Male Bag 35
Dec 30, 2012 0:08:48 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Dec 30, 2012 0:08:48 GMT -5
Check out Monday Night Flaw 52 and Male Bag 35 on iTunes, Stitcher or www.flawedcast.net/mondaynightflaw then get your stupid asses back here and VOTE!!!
AND HEY!!!
Don't forget to vote for the winner of the CAAAAAAAGE MAAAAAATCH!!!
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Jon Drouin
The Holidays
Hey guys.
Sorry I haven't written much lately. I can usually write more when I'm at the office, but I'm stuck home with my family over the holidays, and it's hard to get time to write emails. My wife wants me to do chores, or change diapers or do laundry or put batteries in toys. I wish I could just drive an hour away from home somewhere and get a motel room with nobody around or able to reach me for a night and be all by myself. If only I could be so lucky.
So anyways, on to the Intercontinental Belt! I was unsuccessful last week, but this time I'm ready. Austin Hawes? More like Fat Hardly Boy 2.0.
Merry Christmas to you guys (unless that offends you Andy, because I think you are an Atheist, so in that case, does Happy Holidays work? or is that too offensive too? How about Happy New Year?)
Jon Drouin
Papa Shango
Did I do that?
Merry Christmas Chris Alt! Hope you enjoyed the pile of shit I left you!!!
I told you that you don't mess with the voodoo!
Austin Sanders
As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time. So now it was to be Gullet the gaywad, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless greeding bulldog. But suddenly I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use, like, inspiration and what Bog sends. For now it was lovely racism that came to my aid. There was a window open with the stereo playing DMX, on and I viddied right at once what to do. *Throws Gullet in a river and slices his ding dong willy snap stick*
WELCOME TO THE MALEBAG! Where the points don't matter and neither does my
life..... ( ._.)
I. AM. YOUR. INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!
*Smiles at the title*
.................
*Throws it to the ground with a face of disappointment.*
*Long stare into the crowd.*
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Some random kid: YOU SUCK.
An Old man: You give us whites a bad name.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Smirks at the crowd. Get's outta the ring with the belt laying in the
middle. Walking slowly back up the ramp with no music. Stops....and races
back to the ring. Grabs the belt and gives it a superplex.*
Andy: What the fuck is he doing....
Chris: Idk my BFF Jill.
Andy:....Now what the fuck are YOU doing?
Chris: It's a commercial thing. Shut up, stuff is happening.
*Gets up a few moments after the superplex and gives it
a European uppercut. Grabs a chair and slowly raises it to damage the
belt.....stops. Slowly puts the chair under the belt and grabs another
chair. Delivers a conchairto.* A quick cut to the Malebagers in the back.
They watch on and don't know what to think of this.*
*Gets out of the ring and grabs a table. Sets it in the ring. Goes outside
again. Gets gasoline. Sets the table on fire.
Black guy on the sidelines: Of course he gots a lighter. Fucking cracker
ass honky.
*Goes out AGAIN. Grabs a 20 foot ladder. Takes the title and climbs up top.
All of a sudden Dustin Faber runs out and pleads with Austin to come
down....
Austin jumps. Driving the title AND himself through the table. Doctors prep
him for the stretcher. Fade to black*
XOXOXOXOXO
Austin.
PS. Don't know where THIS bit is going do ya cum-dumpsters.
JB King
Return of the King
Hey guys I…
Wait….
What’s today? Hold on…
Really? We are recording now? Well that’s fine. Because I’ve always wanted
to do this.
LIVE FROM NEW YORK-uhh I mean… SOME RANDOM RED STATES! IT’S SATURDAY
NIIIIIGGHHHTTT!!!!
*SNL Opening Theme*
It’s Saturday Night Flaw!
Starring Andy Gaston!
Chris Alt!
James Ryan!
Chris Farley!
Cinnamon Gullet!
Stu Little!
Papa Shango!
Cam Gullet!
Jon Drouin!
Chevy Chase!
Austin Sanders!
Musical performance by Jim Johnston!
And now, your special returning guest…John Bellfield!
(bows) thank you!
Hello again to Andy and Chris Uso. You guys can decide on who’s the fat one.
It’s good to be back after a nice vacation. Sorry for the bad news Chris
but it seems the picture of Donald Duck and I doing the Prime Time Player’s
dance at Disneyland has been lost. My girlfriend got a new phone for
Christmas, and while she was able to keep most of her data the pics were
erased. Thanks AT&T. But no worries, I still have a nice picture to show
you for the holidays.
Now hold on. Don't sandbag this email just yet, it gets worse. A message
for Andy. What a horrible NFL season for our teams huh? Well it looks like
the Raiders and Chargers play a final time. And it just so happens that
Honey BooBoo is coming back January 6th. What do you say sir? One last bet?
P.S. we do not have to recap it until Chris actually does his episode first.
To Austin Sanders, shame on you for calling Ezekiel Jackson such a horrible
name last week. You should show more respect to Ahmed Johnson than that.
You see, Farooq may be black but there is no reason to categorize D’Lo
Brown like that. I know we try to come up with new catchphrases here, but
I’m pretty sure Andy and Chris disapprove of you mocking Mark Henry like
that. Sure you could have mocked Shelton Benjamin’s huge forehead or lack
of charisma, but don’t just make fun of Slick for his race like that bro,
not cool. Who knows, you may even learn to enjoy KoKo B Ware after a few
weeks. Oh by the way, here is a picture to make you feel better.
Onto Dustin Faber. I was in a good mood last week, and was willing to get
you a present for Christmas thinking you were getting an XBOX 360. Even
though you wished me dead for the holiday season. Because apparently anyone
known as ‘King’ is a lousy piece of shit. Nice undertone message for your
king of kings this holiday season you jerk. You made baby Jesus cry.
Anyway, that didn’t happen because you went with a Mac, gross. You broke my
heart sir. And now that Christmas is over you will not be getting any
gifts. Instead, I will use the money to buy a ticket so I can fly over to
your home and beat you to a pulp. Afterwards I will look at your hopeless
body. Force your mouth open with a rib spreader, squat myself over you.
Pull my cheeks apart, and drop a massive brick of hatred and corn into your
god fearing esophagus.
(notices Dustin Faber wants to be friends on Facebook)
Ok never mind all that. Thanks buddy.
Onto this so called Cage match. These two? Really? Jesus Christ this will
be fun. The Celibate Samurai and The Golden guy that phones it in. I think
you guys need a reminder of who you have to choose between.
We have this drunken clod. Between the hooker-like Leopard printed outfit,
the chapped lips and giant red beard, your head looks like the equivalent
of Cinnamon Gullet’s snatch. Have fun voting for this Yukon Cornelius
looking asshole. By the way, how he got in a picture with Big E Langston
I'll never know.
Oh but don’t think Stu is any better. Because January is right around the
corner, and it just so happens that I have an early copy of this online.
Fuck you both and Happy New Year.
King, out.
El Serpiente Enmascarada
Ola!
Feliz Navidad Señor Andy!
Feliz Nuevo A ño, S eñor Chris!
Gracias por el "Flawscar" nominación a "Best Foreign Language E-mail"
La predicción Mayan del fin del mundo? Los Mayans son estúpidos grandes en México. Estúpido como Minnesota, como Jim Enright.
¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!
JB King es un tramposo. Su nuevo nombre es "El Asterisk"
¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!
Hodgey es de Canadá y come poutine des nudo!
¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!
Buenos Noches,
El Serpiente Enmascarada!
Stu Little
More like QUEER Baron, amirite?
Hi guys! Chris, glad you're okay after all that drama you went through this week. Now let's show these fools why they can't walk all over The Counts Of Monte Chris-Stu AKA Team Handsome!
*Bella Twins Theme*
Annnnd- Hot Tag To Chris. Sorry, bro. I've got to stay fresh for my Main Event ELECTRIFIED!! BARBED WIRE!! HELL IN A CELL!! match. I know you've got it though.
So, James Ryan. Or should I say, James *bleep*. There's only one Ryan around here that matters, and that's Ryan Dangerfield, former pro wrestler, current...sort of...pro gambler?
I would be lying if I said I came to this without some trepidation. You're a rising star, The Golden Voice, and a guy I really can't match when it comes to offensive jokes, even when I try
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But try I must! So, yeah...you're a Marvel guy, James, so just let me say a couple of things...
I'll begin with a SPOILER from Amazing Spider-man #700. James, your acting career is like Peter Parker: Dead.
Your 14 Minute "Spiritual Meditations" piece is like Avengers vs. X-Men: Overlong, overhyped and overpriced. And yes, I do know you did it for free.
Your penis is like Wolverine: short, hairy, overexposed, and the victim of excessive beatings.
Oh, and by the way, I really appreciate having to wait almost a whole month for the new Army of Dorkness, only for you to forgo the e-mails in favour of your co-host's rambling about the movies he's seen.
Actually, I take back what I said about your acting career. I think if you can show that sort of enthusiasm on cue, you'd be great as one of the "after" guys in pharmaceutical ads.
And on that note, I'm done. Even if I say so myself, I don't think I did too bad, especially considering I don't even lift. Well, not weights, anyway.
Later,
Stu
James Ryan
Greetings MNFlerbs! It is I, The Golden Vocal Chords, James Ryan!
Coming live and direct to you from my Golden Palace!!! Andrew, good
morgan to you. Ladies and gentlemen, let's all welcome back,
“Superstar” Chris Alt to the MNF show! So nice of you to grace us
with your Godly Presence! Cocaine is a hell of a drug, eh? JK!
Actually, I think your recent “Week of Hell” was brought on by your
apparent lack of respect for the Man-Deity known as Papa Shango. You
stepped into the “Dark Circle”, and apparently showed the Voodoo Man
disrespect, and your ass got saaaacked!
In all seriousness, your “gripping” “life updates” on Facebook have
all made us realize the trials and tribulations you have gone through
during this holiday season. We're glad and relieved you survived.
You’re like a real life “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles”. Though,
your journey probably had zero laughs and 100% of you putting your
hands in between other men’s butt cheeks. #THOSEARENTPILLOWS!!!
Calm down Steve Martin and John Candy!
What’s this? It appears we’ve been entered into a Winner Take All
Virtual Death Match of some sorts! Anything goes! High Stakes! Calm
down James Enright! #LunchBoner
Thunder Dome Rules!: Children Half Off after 5pm! No Shirt, No Shoes,
No Service! No wait, those aren't the rules! These are the rules! 2
Men Enter, 2 Men Leave!
Which also seems to be the Rules for Cam’s Anus. ButtHouse.com!
Question of the Night #1: AMIDOINTHISRITE?!?
Answer: No.
A steel cage match! With barbed wire on top! Electric eels as the
ring ropes! Viet Cong screaming out “DI DI MAU!” while holding guns
to our heads! What manner of beast is this?!? This is madness!!!
No! This…is…MALE BAG!!!
Look at this fat asshole I have to defeat. Who does this piece of
shit think he is?
Oh fuck, I’m looking in a mirror. God Dammit.
Note to Self: Have all mirrors destroyed at the Golden Palace. And
make sure that filthy Hispanic, JayBee King is given the job to break
all of the mirrors so he gets all the years of bad luck. You know,
just in case that shit is real, son.
JB King, if it wasn’t for bad luck, you’d have no luck at all! HAHA!
Scratch that, I think you’d still have your hairy teeth, pants crusted
with semen from constantly jacking off when you can’t find a rape
victim in your town, (calm down Justin Creepy Drew) and an overall
body odor combination of onion, anise, Ben Gay, and Gay Ben. Speaking
of Austin Sanders...
Stuart “Stu” “Stew” Little, well, well, well. It's Optimus Prime vs
Megatron! Vader vs Luke! Astronaut vs Cosmonaut! Donnie vs Marie!
Steve Wiebe vs Billy Mitchell! Jesus vs Santa Claus!
I face the leader of the sWo, The Scotch World Order. And in this
Take No Prisoners Match, he is being escorted down to the ring by sWo
members, The Glens! Glen Fiddich, Glen Livet, Glen Morangie, and
Glengarry Glen Ross. All there to support their leader!
"Vintage Stu Little!" -Michael Cole
Well, sports fans, the sWo has me obviously outnumbered. This Golden
God will not go down without a fight.
But before we start this epic battle, I gotta ask you one thing Stu:
AND HEY!!!
Don't forget to vote for the winner of the CAAAAAAAGE MAAAAAATCH!!!
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Jon Drouin
The Holidays
Hey guys.
Sorry I haven't written much lately. I can usually write more when I'm at the office, but I'm stuck home with my family over the holidays, and it's hard to get time to write emails. My wife wants me to do chores, or change diapers or do laundry or put batteries in toys. I wish I could just drive an hour away from home somewhere and get a motel room with nobody around or able to reach me for a night and be all by myself. If only I could be so lucky.
So anyways, on to the Intercontinental Belt! I was unsuccessful last week, but this time I'm ready. Austin Hawes? More like Fat Hardly Boy 2.0.
Merry Christmas to you guys (unless that offends you Andy, because I think you are an Atheist, so in that case, does Happy Holidays work? or is that too offensive too? How about Happy New Year?)
Jon Drouin
Papa Shango
Did I do that?
Merry Christmas Chris Alt! Hope you enjoyed the pile of shit I left you!!!
I told you that you don't mess with the voodoo!
Austin Sanders
As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time. So now it was to be Gullet the gaywad, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless greeding bulldog. But suddenly I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use, like, inspiration and what Bog sends. For now it was lovely racism that came to my aid. There was a window open with the stereo playing DMX, on and I viddied right at once what to do. *Throws Gullet in a river and slices his ding dong willy snap stick*
WELCOME TO THE MALEBAG! Where the points don't matter and neither does my
life..... ( ._.)
I. AM. YOUR. INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!
*Smiles at the title*
.................
*Throws it to the ground with a face of disappointment.*
*Long stare into the crowd.*
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Some random kid: YOU SUCK.
An Old man: You give us whites a bad name.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Smirks at the crowd. Get's outta the ring with the belt laying in the
middle. Walking slowly back up the ramp with no music. Stops....and races
back to the ring. Grabs the belt and gives it a superplex.*
Andy: What the fuck is he doing....
Chris: Idk my BFF Jill.
Andy:....Now what the fuck are YOU doing?
Chris: It's a commercial thing. Shut up, stuff is happening.
*Gets up a few moments after the superplex and gives it
a European uppercut. Grabs a chair and slowly raises it to damage the
belt.....stops. Slowly puts the chair under the belt and grabs another
chair. Delivers a conchairto.* A quick cut to the Malebagers in the back.
They watch on and don't know what to think of this.*
*Gets out of the ring and grabs a table. Sets it in the ring. Goes outside
again. Gets gasoline. Sets the table on fire.
Black guy on the sidelines: Of course he gots a lighter. Fucking cracker
ass honky.
*Goes out AGAIN. Grabs a 20 foot ladder. Takes the title and climbs up top.
All of a sudden Dustin Faber runs out and pleads with Austin to come
down....
Austin jumps. Driving the title AND himself through the table. Doctors prep
him for the stretcher. Fade to black*
XOXOXOXOXO
Austin.
PS. Don't know where THIS bit is going do ya cum-dumpsters.
JB King
Return of the King
Hey guys I…
Wait….
What’s today? Hold on…
Really? We are recording now? Well that’s fine. Because I’ve always wanted
to do this.
LIVE FROM NEW YORK-uhh I mean… SOME RANDOM RED STATES! IT’S SATURDAY
NIIIIIGGHHHTTT!!!!
*SNL Opening Theme*
It’s Saturday Night Flaw!
Starring Andy Gaston!
Chris Alt!
James Ryan!
Chris Farley!
Cinnamon Gullet!
Stu Little!
Papa Shango!
Cam Gullet!
Jon Drouin!
Chevy Chase!
Austin Sanders!
Musical performance by Jim Johnston!
And now, your special returning guest…John Bellfield!
(bows) thank you!
Hello again to Andy and Chris Uso. You guys can decide on who’s the fat one.
It’s good to be back after a nice vacation. Sorry for the bad news Chris
but it seems the picture of Donald Duck and I doing the Prime Time Player’s
dance at Disneyland has been lost. My girlfriend got a new phone for
Christmas, and while she was able to keep most of her data the pics were
erased. Thanks AT&T. But no worries, I still have a nice picture to show
you for the holidays.
Now hold on. Don't sandbag this email just yet, it gets worse. A message
for Andy. What a horrible NFL season for our teams huh? Well it looks like
the Raiders and Chargers play a final time. And it just so happens that
Honey BooBoo is coming back January 6th. What do you say sir? One last bet?
P.S. we do not have to recap it until Chris actually does his episode first.
To Austin Sanders, shame on you for calling Ezekiel Jackson such a horrible
name last week. You should show more respect to Ahmed Johnson than that.
You see, Farooq may be black but there is no reason to categorize D’Lo
Brown like that. I know we try to come up with new catchphrases here, but
I’m pretty sure Andy and Chris disapprove of you mocking Mark Henry like
that. Sure you could have mocked Shelton Benjamin’s huge forehead or lack
of charisma, but don’t just make fun of Slick for his race like that bro,
not cool. Who knows, you may even learn to enjoy KoKo B Ware after a few
weeks. Oh by the way, here is a picture to make you feel better.
Onto Dustin Faber. I was in a good mood last week, and was willing to get
you a present for Christmas thinking you were getting an XBOX 360. Even
though you wished me dead for the holiday season. Because apparently anyone
known as ‘King’ is a lousy piece of shit. Nice undertone message for your
king of kings this holiday season you jerk. You made baby Jesus cry.
Anyway, that didn’t happen because you went with a Mac, gross. You broke my
heart sir. And now that Christmas is over you will not be getting any
gifts. Instead, I will use the money to buy a ticket so I can fly over to
your home and beat you to a pulp. Afterwards I will look at your hopeless
body. Force your mouth open with a rib spreader, squat myself over you.
Pull my cheeks apart, and drop a massive brick of hatred and corn into your
god fearing esophagus.
(notices Dustin Faber wants to be friends on Facebook)
Ok never mind all that. Thanks buddy.
Onto this so called Cage match. These two? Really? Jesus Christ this will
be fun. The Celibate Samurai and The Golden guy that phones it in. I think
you guys need a reminder of who you have to choose between.
We have this drunken clod. Between the hooker-like Leopard printed outfit,
the chapped lips and giant red beard, your head looks like the equivalent
of Cinnamon Gullet’s snatch. Have fun voting for this Yukon Cornelius
looking asshole. By the way, how he got in a picture with Big E Langston
I'll never know.
Oh but don’t think Stu is any better. Because January is right around the
corner, and it just so happens that I have an early copy of this online.
Fuck you both and Happy New Year.
King, out.
El Serpiente Enmascarada
Ola!
Feliz Navidad Señor Andy!
Feliz Nuevo A ño, S eñor Chris!
Gracias por el "Flawscar" nominación a "Best Foreign Language E-mail"
La predicción Mayan del fin del mundo? Los Mayans son estúpidos grandes en México. Estúpido como Minnesota, como Jim Enright.
¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!
JB King es un tramposo. Su nuevo nombre es "El Asterisk"
¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!
Hodgey es de Canadá y come poutine des nudo!
¡Sí! ¡Sí! ¡Sí!
Buenos Noches,
El Serpiente Enmascarada!
Stu Little
More like QUEER Baron, amirite?
Hi guys! Chris, glad you're okay after all that drama you went through this week. Now let's show these fools why they can't walk all over The Counts Of Monte Chris-Stu AKA Team Handsome!
*Bella Twins Theme*
Annnnd- Hot Tag To Chris. Sorry, bro. I've got to stay fresh for my Main Event ELECTRIFIED!! BARBED WIRE!! HELL IN A CELL!! match. I know you've got it though.
So, James Ryan. Or should I say, James *bleep*. There's only one Ryan around here that matters, and that's Ryan Dangerfield, former pro wrestler, current...sort of...pro gambler?
I would be lying if I said I came to this without some trepidation. You're a rising star, The Golden Voice, and a guy I really can't match when it comes to offensive jokes, even when I try
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But try I must! So, yeah...you're a Marvel guy, James, so just let me say a couple of things...
I'll begin with a SPOILER from Amazing Spider-man #700. James, your acting career is like Peter Parker: Dead.
Your 14 Minute "Spiritual Meditations" piece is like Avengers vs. X-Men: Overlong, overhyped and overpriced. And yes, I do know you did it for free.
Your penis is like Wolverine: short, hairy, overexposed, and the victim of excessive beatings.
Oh, and by the way, I really appreciate having to wait almost a whole month for the new Army of Dorkness, only for you to forgo the e-mails in favour of your co-host's rambling about the movies he's seen.
Actually, I take back what I said about your acting career. I think if you can show that sort of enthusiasm on cue, you'd be great as one of the "after" guys in pharmaceutical ads.
And on that note, I'm done. Even if I say so myself, I don't think I did too bad, especially considering I don't even lift. Well, not weights, anyway.
Later,
Stu
James Ryan
Greetings MNFlerbs! It is I, The Golden Vocal Chords, James Ryan!
Coming live and direct to you from my Golden Palace!!! Andrew, good
morgan to you. Ladies and gentlemen, let's all welcome back,
“Superstar” Chris Alt to the MNF show! So nice of you to grace us
with your Godly Presence! Cocaine is a hell of a drug, eh? JK!
Actually, I think your recent “Week of Hell” was brought on by your
apparent lack of respect for the Man-Deity known as Papa Shango. You
stepped into the “Dark Circle”, and apparently showed the Voodoo Man
disrespect, and your ass got saaaacked!
In all seriousness, your “gripping” “life updates” on Facebook have
all made us realize the trials and tribulations you have gone through
during this holiday season. We're glad and relieved you survived.
You’re like a real life “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles”. Though,
your journey probably had zero laughs and 100% of you putting your
hands in between other men’s butt cheeks. #THOSEARENTPILLOWS!!!
Calm down Steve Martin and John Candy!
What’s this? It appears we’ve been entered into a Winner Take All
Virtual Death Match of some sorts! Anything goes! High Stakes! Calm
down James Enright! #LunchBoner
Thunder Dome Rules!: Children Half Off after 5pm! No Shirt, No Shoes,
No Service! No wait, those aren't the rules! These are the rules! 2
Men Enter, 2 Men Leave!
Which also seems to be the Rules for Cam’s Anus. ButtHouse.com!
Question of the Night #1: AMIDOINTHISRITE?!?
Answer: No.
A steel cage match! With barbed wire on top! Electric eels as the
ring ropes! Viet Cong screaming out “DI DI MAU!” while holding guns
to our heads! What manner of beast is this?!? This is madness!!!
No! This…is…MALE BAG!!!
Look at this fat asshole I have to defeat. Who does this piece of
shit think he is?
Oh fuck, I’m looking in a mirror. God Dammit.
Note to Self: Have all mirrors destroyed at the Golden Palace. And
make sure that filthy Hispanic, JayBee King is given the job to break
all of the mirrors so he gets all the years of bad luck. You know,
just in case that shit is real, son.
JB King, if it wasn’t for bad luck, you’d have no luck at all! HAHA!
Scratch that, I think you’d still have your hairy teeth, pants crusted
with semen from constantly jacking off when you can’t find a rape
victim in your town, (calm down Justin Creepy Drew) and an overall
body odor combination of onion, anise, Ben Gay, and Gay Ben. Speaking
of Austin Sanders...
Stuart “Stu” “Stew” Little, well, well, well. It's Optimus Prime vs
Megatron! Vader vs Luke! Astronaut vs Cosmonaut! Donnie vs Marie!
Steve Wiebe vs Billy Mitchell! Jesus vs Santa Claus!
I face the leader of the sWo, The Scotch World Order. And in this
Take No Prisoners Match, he is being escorted down to the ring by sWo
members, The Glens! Glen Fiddich, Glen Livet, Glen Morangie, and
Glengarry Glen Ross. All there to support their leader!
"Vintage Stu Little!" -Michael Cole
Well, sports fans, the sWo has me obviously outnumbered. This Golden
God will not go down without a fight.
But before we start this epic battle, I gotta ask you one thing Stu:
