[dkmurphy]

SFJ 47 approaches, and DK Murphy walks away from the bar*

DKM: Mai Muyo, I gave you a chance to apologize. Now, it is personal.

[Carter]

You see Christian Carter walking out of Ronald Regan National Airport in Washington DC. A limo pus up and Carter immediately gets in as the driverr comes around opens the door and wispers something in hs ear. His assistant Felicity gets in with him as she gets a shocking discovery. A mans sillouette is seen sitting in front of her but the lighting is so dark you cant tell who it is.

Man: "So I hear you've been busy stirring up trouble in the LBCW and OOWF? Not to mention a skirmish at Mania?

Carter looks at the man and has a grin on his race.

Carter: Unlike all the shit you've been pulling recently right?

The man flicks on the light and to Felicity's belief WWE superstar CM Punk is sitting there. He has something in his hand.

When you called me and asked for a favor I was thinking you wanted me to get you a tryout or something not information on this person. Funny thing is...Vince was very curious as to why i wanted to k ow some things but the boss was all too happy to let me know. I think it sparked his interest into trying to ask her to come in. Anyways...heres the inf you requsted on her...all that I coukd get. What you should do is talk to Moose being that their siblings.

He hands Carter the file and looks at Felicity and gives her a wink...

Phil...you are a genius...thank you man...

Punk: Ryan you are one of my closest friends but you are a crazy mother fucker...I mean you almost kill your own brother...also I heard you went easy on her hubby? That doesnt sound like the Carter I know.

Carter: Well I just wanted to give her the message...but after the incident earlier...I think I should have.

Punk laughs at his comment...

Punk: Anyways have business to handle...so I'll be heading out.Take it easy Ryan...

Carter: Thanks again Phil. I do appreciate it.

They shake hands and Punk lets himself out all the while having his eye on Felicity who looks as if she's beside herself.

Felicity: How do you know Phillip Brooks?

Carter smirks...

Carter: We are Chicagoians...We're almost like family. And family never betrays family...or so you think.

Felicity: Guess Jason didnt get that memo.

Carter: Oh he did...he just ignored it...I may have to remind him just who briught him in...but first we have to worry about tomorrow...Lisa and Jose are no joke and with the movie star being quiet...it looks I may be on my own.

All this time the limo leaves the airport on the way to the hotel.

[Chris Eco]

Apr 9, 2013 21:43:43 GMT -5 dkmurphy said:

SFJ 47 approaches, and DK Murphy walks away from the bar*

DKM: Mai Muyo, I gave you a chance to apologize. Now, it is personal.

Mai walks up to DK Murphy with two tapes in hand. Stone cold silence.

Mai: I haven't been responding to any of your threats, or even your attack on Stan, because I wanted to give you a lot of latitude to see justice through for your family.

But let's be clear what you're accusing me of.

Tape 1: Dance of Death 8. February 1st. The New Guard does their worst to Outback Jack.

Tape 2: Mayhem. March 14th. Over a month later. Only THEN do I join the New Guard, and only after my brother is also put on the shelf in a fiery, brutal way.

So if you're accusing me of doing direct wrong by your family, your facts are just wrong. But if you want to play guilt by association...I..I guess it's within your rights...but I can't apologize for trying to find friends when I was lost, even if I'm not proud of every choice I made.

I now turn my back to you. Do what thou wilt.

Mai walks off.

FADE

[Sportsguy]

ooc: heading to work now, longer promo coming later


IC: We see Mai Muyo checking her text messages, seeing one from Jaime McAllister.

JM: Congrats, Ms IC champ. Never had a doubt you could do it, you kick ass girl.

[Chris Eco]

Mai Muyo smiles and texts back.

"Thanks J. I know Matt's not as warm toward me, but if I win this week, he's got a match whenever he wants, as far as I'm concerned."

A sexy female journalist enters at this point.



SFJ: Hello Ms. Muyo, I'm here for the pre-show interview.

MM: Um, aren't you...

SFJ: What?

MM: Never mind. I do read too many comic books. Anyway, go ahead with your questions.

SFJ: Well, Mai Muyo, you had clearly been looking forward to your first Intercontinental title defense against the former champion, DK Murphy. Now, it seems as though you two have suddenly plunged into a very personal feud--

MM: Nope.

SFJ: Nope?

MM: Feuds are mutual. DK and Danielle have a grudge against me.

SFJ: Well, based on your last remarks to DK, you must at least resent that you're being associated with an attack that you never participated--

MM: Nope. What good does it do me to resent?

Look, people ask me all the time what's special about being a Christian. What distinguishes living a good Christian life from just being a decent person. If we understood how radical Christ's teachings were, we wouldn't have to ask that question. We talk about turning the other cheek, but when we repeat the phrase, we're thinking about the guy who cut us in line, the person who insulted us at the office, the friend who broke our hair dryer and lied about it--all the slights we should be forgetting instantly anyway.

But we're called to forgive monsters and mortals alike--rapists, sadists, murderers as well as trivial offenders. Given that spectrum, I'd be a pretty little hypocrite if I held a grudge toward the Murphys for working out their grief however they need to work it out. That said, I don't think they're setting a good example for the young fans by escalating this fight, and I think in their hearts, they know that.

With great publicity comes great responsibility. It's time this company had a champion that accepts the obligation to be a role model. It's time this entire industry put away its obsession with being transgressive, dark, and cynical.

It's Mai Time.

FADE

[madjack]

Wilder is watching Mai's promo...

With great publicity comes great responsibility. It's time this company had a champion that accepts the obligation to be a role model. It's time this entire industry put away its obsession with being transgressive, dark, and cynical.

It's Mai Time.


TW: Amen, Chica.

[DevSop]

OOWF Midwek Mayhem
Live from Fed Ex Field in Washington D.C.
Wednesday, April 10th 2013

Jason Allen vs. Clint Bilton[/i]

“Diary of Jane” blasts over the PA system as “The Original Joker’s Wild” Jason Allen makes his way down to the ring with Madison Clark in tow. He slaps hands on his way in, as Clint Bilton is already waiting in the ring…Allen extends a hand to Bilton, but Bilton just SLAPS the debuting Allen, drawing an “ooh” that quickly turns to cheers as Allen unloads on Bilton, knocking him back into the corner…the referee eventually forces a break, and Allen backs up and charges—Pele kick!...Bilton stumbles out and falls as Allen leaps to the top—JOKER’S WILD corkscrew! Allen is thinking about a pinfall, but he sees a fan’s sign with a 10-J-Q-K-A prominently featured. Allen smiles, points to the sign, hooks Bilton up—ROYAL FLUSH! The cover is academic.

Winner in 2:22…Jason Allen!

Allen has his arm raised in ring by Clark and the referee before going out to celebrate with the fans, as the announcers put over Allen’s agility and speed of victory.


Zane Myers vs. Rabbit Mask[/i]

Rabbit mask makes his way to the ring first to a chorus of boos. He seems oblivious to the crowd as he rolls into the ring and lounges in his corner. The crowd surges to it’s feet and roars as Zane Myers comes down the aisle. The big man climbs between the ropes and Rabbit meets him in the center of the ring. Referee Junior Hale gives them their instructions and calls for the bell.

As soon as the bell rings, Rabbit Mask snaps off a kick to Zane’s temple. Zane stumbles back a step, and Rabbit follows up with a back kick to the stomach and springs off the middle rope to drive an elbow into the back of his head. Rabbit grabs Zane in a front facelock and delivers a series of knees to the face. He stands the big man up with a European uppercut, and then grabs his head and runs up the turnbuckles into the Sliced Bread #2. Zane pushes Rabbit off mid flip, catches him on his shoulder, and drives him to the mat with a power slam. He hooks the leg, but Rabbit rolls a shoulder at two.

Zane hauls Rabbit to his feet and sends him to the ropes. He hits a clothesline that sends Rabbit into a full 360 before he hits the mat. Zane pulls him up for a suplex, but Rabbit drops to his knees to block. Rabbit delivers a head butt to the “lower abdomen” and rolls him up, but Zane powers out at one. Rabbit rolls to his feet and immediately drives a leg drop into Zane’s throat. He goes to the corner and hops to the top rope. Zane gets up, and Rabbit nails him with a missile dropkick. He scrambles into a cover and hooks the leg, but Zane kicks out at two.

Rabbit is up first and throws a kick as Zane gets up, but Zane catches it yanks him off balance, tossing him across the ring with a leg-trap suplex. Zane goes to the ropes and nails Rabbit with a running forearm as he gets up, knocking him into the corner. Zane delivers a series of shoulders to the midsection, and then backs off and gets a running start to crush him in the corner with a clothesline. Rabbit stumbles out of the corner and Zane drives a knee into his midsection. Zane picks him up - Border Toss! Zane makes the cover and Junior slides into place to count One…Two…Three!

WINNER, in 7:42, Zane Myers.


Salvation (Stan Fulton & Ecosystem) vs. Banned From Everywhere (Awesome Bill & Justin Sane)[/i]

Full intros and away we go. Ecosystem and Justin Sane get us started off. Collar and elbow tie up, and Justin snags a headlock. Eco goes to shoot him into the ropes, but Justin holds on and takes Eco down with an awkward looking bulldog. Justin pops up and looks to the crowd, so Eco sweeps him legs and slaps on an arm bar. Justin works his way to his feet, and whips Eco into the ropes, catching him in a sleeper! Justin's eyes go wide as Eco slumps to his knees. The referee raises one of Eco's arms to check his consciousness, and Eco grabs a three-quarter face lock on Justin, springs to his feet, runs up the turnbuckles, and hits Sliced Bread #2! Awesome Bill comes barreling into the ring and levels Eco, which draws in Stan Fulton and we get a few moments of chaos before Eco and Stan clear the ring. Ellie Mae regroups her crew as Salvation poses on the turnbuckles.

The referee regains control and calls Bill and Stan into the ring. They go to lock up, and Fulton tosses Bill into the corner and follows him in and pancakes him on the turnbuckles. Bill stumbles out and get hit with a judo thrust, then a kick that puts the awesome one on the mat. Stan drops an elbow and covers for a 2 count. Bill kicks out and rolls to his corner to tag in Justin. Justin comes rushing in the ring, lowers his head and runs right into Stan, bouncing back and landing on his ass. Justin pops right up and runs at Stan again. Stan power slams Justin and then drops 3..4..5..6 quick elbows on him before Sane rolls out of the way and crawls back tag in Bill.

Stan tags Eco in and they both run in and clothesline each other. Eco is up first and swings wild. Bill catches him and delivers a big Atomic Drop. Eco gets scooped up and slammed, and Bill hits a fist drop. Eco blocks a suplex and hoists Bill up for one of his own. Bill slides off behind him and chop blocks Eco's knee. Eco goes down in a heap and is holding that knee. Bill grabs a single-leg Boston Crab and sits down on it, really torqueing Eco's limb. Bill reaches out and tags in Justin. Justin climbs the turnbuckles and screams out DOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!

The lights go out we hear a cowbell and what sounds like gunshots. The lights come back on and We see Fulton in the middle of the ring, Eco in a tree of woe in the corner, Bill apparently asleep on the announce table, and Justin standing on the top turnbuckle, wearing a grass skirt, fishnet thigh high stockings, a coconut bra and a SpongeBob Squarepants mask, spinning a hula hoop around his hips. He leaps off the ropes at Stan, who catches him and hits a huge SPINEBUSTER! Stan untangles Eco, who drops the the floor and limps around. Stan turns back to Justin, whips him into the ropes for s BACK CUT SLAM! This one is over! 1...2...3!

Winners, in 10:42, Salvation


Jeremy Punswick vs. Daniella Murphy[/i]

The Dirty Glass brings Daniella Murphy to the ring. The tall woman is all business as Budgie's I Turned to Stone plays and Jeremy Punswick steps out of the back accompanied by his New Age of the Dawn colleague Carpenter Black. They walk down to the ring and appear to talk strategy about Punswick's opponent. The Canadian Nightmare climbs into the ring while Black takes a seat at ringside. The referee steps to the apron and warns Black not to get involved. Like that would ever happen.

Punswick looks up at the somewhat taller woman and locks up with her in the center of the ring. Punswick is easily able to push her back into the ropes but that appears to be a trap as Murphy rolls Punswick into the corner. Murphy drives a shoulder into Punswicks midsection and then goes to throw him across the ring but Punswick reverses and sends Murphy into the corner and follows up with an amazing Yakuza kick that sends Murphy to the mat. Not wanting to waste any time the Canadian Nightmare picks up Murphy for a delay Suplex and rolls into a cover, but Murphy's able to get one of her long legs over the rope and the referee calls for a break. Punswick doesn't let up quickly, but drives fists into the forehead of Murphy until the count of four. Murphy rolls out of the ring to try to shake out the cobwebs and while Punswick argues with the referee Carpenter Black sneaks up behind Murphy and runs her into the ringpost, then rolls her back into the ring.

Punswick looks to try to end this one and hits an Exploder Suplex and goes for the cover with an handful of tights but Murphy is able to power our at two. Punswick is incensed and gets in the referee's face, then turns to the tall woman who is just getting to her feet and throws a couple of solid forearms to back her into the ropes. He throws her across the ring but she reverses and pulls out a POWERSLAM! Murphy covers but only gets a one count and she snaps to her feet and begins laying the boots into Punswick, then picks him up and throws him into the ropes hitting a huge clothesline, then follows up with a big legdrop across Punswick's throat and covers but only gets a one count. Black has jumped to his feet at ringside and is screaming. Murphy picks up Punswick and throws him into the ropes...SLEEPER! Murphy appears to have the leverage advantage and that brings Black to the apron to complain to the referee, but that also gets Murphy to release the hold and to step over to jaw jack with Black...and she grabs his head and snaps it over the ring ropes and he goes tumbling off the apron. Murphy turns around and walks into a kick to the midsection from Punswick and he locks her head, picks her up...EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT! Punswick hooks both legs and the end is here.

WINNER in 12:25 – Jeremy Punswick

Black climbs into the ring and raises Punswick's hand, then looks at Murphy, still prone on the mat, turns to his partner, they nod, and begin laying the boots to Murphy. Like a shot her brother DK Murphy comes flying down the ramp and the New Age of the Dawn slide out of the ring and head up the ramp toward the back. DK checks on his sister, still a little woozy, and accompanies her to the back.


Firewoman & Amazing Jos vs. Christian Carter & Chris Evans[/i]

The heels (not to be confused with THE Heels of Chickenshit fame) come out to separate entrances, pacing around the ring with a cursory conference on strategy and who will start the match. Amazing Jos is too amazing to come out with his partner, so he gets his own entrance which is fine by Firewoman tonight cause she is all business, as her music blasts through the speakers and the crowd goes nuts with praise.

Fire runs past Jos on her way down the ramp. She slides in under the bottom rope and ATTACKS Christian Carter! The ref takes a sec to think about it, shrugs his shoulders, and calls for the bell. I guess we're underway!

Evans thinks about interjecting himself in Fire's assault, but Jos doesn't give him time to decide, as he hops up to the top rope and flies off with a HURRICANRANA onto to Evans which sends him through the ropes and out of the ring! The ref then insists Jos exit to his corner as Firewoman continues her flurry against Christian Carter!

Carter pushes Firewoman a step back then GOOZLES her for an attempt at a CHOKESLAM, but Fire kicks Carter in the gut, then SLAPS the TASTE out of the big man's mouth! An audible reaction from the crowd at the sound of hand smacking cheek and Carter recoils, holding his face in stinging pain! He turns with murder in his eyes, rushes in for a clothesline, but Firewoman ducks underneath, turns, and BITCHSLAPS Carter's face again to the delight of the crowd!

Carter is LIVID! He ROARS as he rushes Firewoman and gets hit with a CODEBREAKER for his trouble! Firewoman covers, but Evans breaks up the count with a kick to the back of her head! The ref pushes Evans back to his corner as Fire rolls over to hers and tags in Jos!

Amazing Jos hops over the top rope, runs, and slides between the legs of a rising Christian Carter, putting Jos in perfect position for a LUNGBLOWER on the big man for TWO! Jos punches and kicks at Carter as the big man scrambles to his feet. Jos hits Carter with a FALCON RUSH! He then climbs through the ropes, turns and goes for a Slingshot Leg Drop from the apron, but MISSES as Carter rolls out the way and tags in Evans!

Chris Evans begins his assault on Jos with an OLYMPIC STRIKE! Evans knee may have cracked Jos's mask with that move. Evans covers for TWO! He then pulls Jos up by his hair. Irish whip is reversed, Evans rebounds and Jos leapfrogs over without turning around. Evans rebounds off the opposite ropes coming up behind Jos who tries a reverse leapfrog, but gets caught in POSEIDON'S RAGE (Japanese Ocean Cyclone Suplex)! Firewoman breaks up the count with a kick that grazes Evan's exposed ribs and is escorted back to her corner.

Evans rolls over onto his knees and points at Firewoman, encouraging the ref to do his job mockingly. Evans stomps away at Jos and drags the masked man to his corner where he tags in Christian Carter.

Carter pulls Jos up by his hair and rocks him with several forearms to his face, drawing blood from Jos's nose! Irish whip, Jos ducks under a clothesline, rebounds, and gets caught with a BIG BOOT from Christian Carter! It's Carter's world now as he pulls Jos up onto his shoulders and drops him with a FACEBUSTER! He then stands over Jos's back and goes for the submission with CATTLE MUTILATION!

Fire runs over to break that up, but is cut off by Chris Evans! Amazing Jos screams in agony, but refuses to give up! Fire reverses an Irish whip and dropkicks Evans over the top rope, freeing her up to break up the submission attempt on Amazing Jos! Carter, annoyed, rises to his feet and catches a charging Firewoman with a back elbow! He then whips Firewoman hard into the corner and follows with powerful clothesline that crumples Firewoman in the corner! Carter turns his attention back to Amazing Jos who catches the big man with a 713 Til I D-I-E!

Carter collapses to the mat after the spinning calf kick and Jos wastes no time going for the cover, but Evans is back in to break up the count at TWO and 3/4! Evans whips Jos to the ropes and on the rebound whiffs on an ICARUS STRIKE as Jos ducks underneath! Evans hops up to his feet and is surprised by a CRUCIFIX DRIVER from a charging Firewoman!

Evans rolls out the ring and the ref is playing loose with the rules, as he allows Fire and Jos to then double team Christian Carter with several big moves ending with a BFE from Firewoman, followed by a SPIRAL BOMB by Amazing Jos who immediately covers, but Evans plays spoiler once again, grabbing Carter by his leg and pulling him out of the ring to avoid the pinfall!

The crowd boos the nearfall, as the heels try to regroup! They're not given much time though, as Jos makes a legal tag to Firewoman before running the ropes and hitting the heels on the outside with an amazing NO HANDS PLANCHA! Inspired, Firewoman runs the ropes and hits the same move!

The faces celebrate as the crowd goes wild and eggs them on! Jos throws Carter in under the bottom rope as Fire slides in after. Everyone gets back to their corners as Firewoman tries for a CURBSTOMP, but Carter reverses by muscling his way to his feet and dropping her to the mat with a KILLSWITCH!

Carter slowly crawls over to his corner and tags in Evans just a Fire barely makes it to her corner to tag in Amazing Jos! The crowd goes CRAZY as Jos ducks under a clothesline attempt, spins around and NAILS Chris Evans with a ZOMBIE VAGINAL DISCHARGE (sounds disgusting, but looks AMAZING!) Chris struggles in the Dragon Sleeper and Carter enters the ring to break up the submission. Fire tries to intercept, but Carter sidesteps and gives Firewoman the FINAL TESTIMONY!

Carter roars and pounds his chest as he turns back to the matter at hand right into an OH EM GEE! from Amazing Jos! Jos celebrates and turns to finish off Chris Evans only to discover THE WAY OF THE FUTURE! Chris Evans covers and gets the THREE COUNT and the WIN!

Your winners in 16:03, Chris Evans and Christian Carter!


Ghosthead vs. Alexis Darling vs. Matt Folz vs. Danny Taylor[/i]

Everyone is introduced and makes their way to the ring and heads to their own corner. The bell rings and Alexis and Folz meet in the middle of the ring and start chopping the shit out of one another. Danny joins the fray, and the three of them leave bloody welts with chop after chop. All the while, Ghost remains in the corner watching the action with a blank stare on his face. Folz catches Danny with an elbow to the forehead that staggers the big man, then Folz kicks Alexis and grabs her in a bearhug and takes her over with a belly to belly suplex. He covers, but doesn’t even get a one count before Danny grabs him and pulls him to his feet and shoves him into the corner and repeatedly hits him with elbows to the side of the head. Danny lets Folz stagger out of the corner and he walks right into a stiff kick to the face from Alexis that sends him to the mat, then the floor.

Lexie turns to high five Danny, but before Danny can, Lexie slips behind him and rolls him up for a two count. Danny powers out, but Lexie holds onto his legs and quickly flips him over in the MONEY CLIP! Folz charges in and tries to clothesline Lexie, but she ducks it and releases the hold, when Folz rebounds, she POPS him with a SUPERKICK to the jaw that sends him right back to the floor. Danny is on his feet now, and Lexie catches him with kicks to the legs that drops him to one knee, then bounds off the ropes and BLASTS him with a SHINING WIZARD! Lexie covers again, but this time Ghost walks out of the corner and grabs her by the hair and pulls her off Taylor.

Ghost turns her around, goozles her and hits a CHOKESLAM! Before Ghost can do anything else, Folz slides into the ring and nails him with a forearm to the back of the head, lifts Ghost and hits an OLYMPIC SLAM! Danny Taylor is getting to his feet, Folz grabs him from behind and hits HIM with an OLYMPIC SLAM as well! Ghost and Danny roll to the floor and Folz waits for Lexie to get to her feet.

As she does, Folz grabs her around the waist for a German suplex, but Lexie goes low and blocks it. She tries to grab Folz’s foot, but he keeps a wide stance and tries to lift her again. Lexie tries to hit a couple elbows, but Folz avoids them, so Lexie just slams her head backward right into Folz face!1 Folz howls in pain as blood runs from his nose. He staggers toward the corner, and Lexie charges in and hits him with a high knee to the face, then whips him to the ropes and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor, knocking Danny and Ghost to the floor as well. Lexie waits for the three to stand up, then races across the ring and dives over the top rope and sends all four to the floor!

The match continues at a frenetic pace for another fifteen minutes with everyone kicking out of various finishers. Ghost has Lexie up for the PHANTASMAGORA but she escapes only to get planted with the DYNAMITE DROP! Folz grabs Danny from behind and tries another OLYMPIC SLAM, but Danny slips off his shoulders, as he does, he accidentally clips the referee sending him to the mat. Danny tries to revive the ref, and as he stands, Ghost SPEARS him between the ropes, and they both fall hard to the floor! Folz gets to his feet and pulls Lexie up and locks her up for a DRAGON SUPLEX, but Lexie slips free, spins Folz around and STUNS him with a spinning back fist. Lexie lifts Folz for a DARLING DRIVER, but he slips off her shoulders.

Just then, Chris Evans slides into the ring and tries to SUPERKICK Folz, but Matt ducks it and Lexie catches it right on the jaw! Lexie drops like she has been shot, Folz grabs Evans and launches him out of the ring, then grabs Lexie’s ankle and traps her in the ANKLE LOCK! Lexie tries to make it to the ropes, but Folz falls to the mat and grapevines the leg. Lexie holds on as long as she can, but just before Danny and Ghost can make the save, she has no choice and taps out.

WINNER in 25:11 – Matt Folz


Intercontinental Title Match
Mai Muyo © vs. DK Murphy[/i]

The challenger and former champion, DK Murphy, is out first, and the fans are still very much with Murphy after his conflicts with Mai across this past week. He slaps a couple hands, but he’s all business as he enters the ring. “Hero” plays in the Intercontinental Champion, who walks down the aisle with the title held aloft, stopping to put a friendship bracelet on the wrist of a five-year-old girl before entering the ring.

No handshakes but no overt disrespect to start, as the two lock up and DK immediately overpowers Mai, grounding her and forcing her down into a chinlock…Mai snapmares him off and lets loose with kicks, but DK turns around and catches one, dropping Mai with a short-arm suplex and bringing her down with a tilt-a-whirl slam for a two-count, but Mai kicks out…DK has control of the match with the power game for a bit, but he takes a moment too long off an early powerbomb attempt, and Mai reverses into a hurricarana, followed by a series of armdrags as Mai uses her agility to regain momentum.

After dropping Murphy with a spinning heel kick, Mai climbs to the top rope, looking to get a victory off the Savior Splash—but DK pops up and hits the ropes, crotching Mai up top! That’s not as incapacitating as it might be for a dude, but Murphy takes full advantage, throwing Mai from the top and dropping an elbow as she slams to the ground…after a bit more beatdown, DK Murphy goes for the STF! The crowd is buzzing, but by the time it’s locked in, Mai has maneuvered herself just close enough to the ropes that one push forward gets her the rope break!

Murphy finally releases at 4, but he steps back, stalking Mai…Mai leaps over an attempted spear, and as DK turns around, he catches some sweet chin music off Mai’s boot! Mai pulls the stumbling DK down, right into the Trinitarian Choke! But DK is a big tough son of a gun, and manages to break the hold, instead pulling Mai up for another powerbomb attempt—but Mai drops out the back! Dragon Sleeper position, ENDGAME! Mai hits her brother’s move right across the recently-choked throat of DK hooks both legs: 1-2-3! DK breaks the pin a moment too late!

Winner in 9:33…and STILL Intercontinental Champion…Mai Muyo!

Mai slides out of the ring, foregoing any hand-raising, and takes her Intercontinental Championship from the timekeeper’s table. She looks hard at DK in ring, before climbing over the barrier and into the fans, keeping her championship held high as she exits.


Saints of Sinners vs. Kai & 2 Mystery Partners[/i]

It’s time for the regime of LJ Bennett and the Saints of Sinners to begin to take shape and it will be in full effect during this next match as the entirety of the Saints of Sinners; Moosehead Jack, the current World Champion and LD Williams & Stank, the current Tag Team Champions are set to take on current #1 contender for the World Championship, Kai and 2 partners he’s had to basically pick up off the street. Kai’s allies were not allowed to participate based on a non-double compete clause instituted by Bennett for this match. And for that, the crowd starts raining boos as Dethklok’s “Laser Cannon Deth Sentence” starts to play and the Saints enter the arena. After last week’s near riots, security is on full alert. The Sinners get into the ring and raise their titles high over heard as the boos continue to cascade and they last until “Gal A Bubble” by Konshen begins to play and Kai and A’isha step out to a massive pop. Kai makes his way down to ringside as Stank & Moose are trash talking that he has no partners while LD is eyeing the arena making sure there is no surprise. Moose grabs a microphone…

Can’t find any friends of the Hawaiian nation can you, Kai?

Kai motions that he doesn’t need anyone when he notices A’isha taking off her professional attire and revealing her ring attire underneath. Kai’s shaking his head no and A’isha just shrugs as she slides into the ring next to Kai and hops onto the turnbuckle. Moose brings the microphone back up to his mouth…

Just you two…you’re joking right. Well, it’s your funerals.

A’isha bows her head and raises her arms before slamming them down, Kane-style and the lights go out. BONG….BONG, ”Mausam & Escape” and the crowd blows the roof off the building as the spotlight hits the stage and we see a figure rising from beneath the entrance. Bloody towel and everything, but that figure is a lot smaller than who everyone expects. The figure removes the towel and former General Manager Selena is standing there and with a smirk, she waves towards the ring. The lights come all the way back up and A’isha’s back on the apron laughing like mad as Kai is now starting to smile and the Saints are wondering what the fuck is going on…A’isha points behind and as the Saints turn around they see POE and ALEXANDER DARLING are back and they’re together. Poe shoots right at Jack, Alex goes right after Stank and as LD looks to get involved he’s spun around by Kai and we have a pier-12 brawl because it’s twice as crazy.

The ref calls for the bell and it looks like he’s going to allow some latitude here as the six men throw everything in their arsenals at on another. Selena has joined A’isha at ringside and if Poe & Alex being on the same page wasn’t scary enough, one can only wonder what A’isha and Selena can get up to if their working together. Alex and Stank have tumbled to the floor and are whipping each other into every hard surface in the ringside area. Jack and Poe have made their way to the floor as well and are throwing fists like two epic prize-fighters. Inside the ring, LD and Kai are actually having something resembling a legit wrestling match. LD’s mat-based technique against Kai’s more high-flying and high-paced offense are actually meshing well and we see both hit their spots. Finally a few more officials come down to ring and separate the teams into their respective corners.

We get a legitimate six-man tag for a while as we get some tags back-and-forth and we do notice a few things; Alex still has a slight limp and is a maybe a half-second off on some of his offense while it’s clear Poe has some ring rust but his emotion and heated passion are balancing that. We also notice that OOWF heels aren’t chickenshits and that Moose is not avoiding any battles with Kai or Poe and is giving as good as he gets. The other two things much more obvious is that the Saints are working much better as a cohesive team by just knowing each other so well and being able to predict certain moves, but the most surprising observation to be made is just how focused and on top of his game Kai is right now. He’s hitting all of his vintage stuff, while busting out some creative new stuff as well and is hanging with 3 of the absolute best in OOWF history.

But that observation is meaningless at the moment as Stank distracts the ref and allows LD Williams and Moosehead Jack to hit a double chop-block on Alex and we get our face-in-peril situation. The SoS do their best to wear down and put a bigger hurt on the injured Darling and they’re doing a fine job but as all three have learned in the past, it takes a lot to put down Alex. LD looks to take care of that as he calls back on his Canadian heritage and looks to step through for a sharpshooter, but he plays to the crowd too much and Alex rolls him up into a small package…

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No, LD is way too good to get caught like that as he drags Alex up and whips him hard into the corner. Darling fires out with a clothesline and starts crawling to his corner, but as he gets there, Stank is in to distract the ref and Moose drags Alex back away so the ref misses the hot tag to Kai. As the ref is pushing Kai back out of the ring, we get the typical heel 3-on-1 beatdown. We play up all the tag team tropes over the next few minutes as the heels stay in control as Darling gets a few hope spots but is always spoiled at the last second. Stank’s in the ring and is almost toying with Alex as he whips him from corner to corner and follows him in with vicious clotheslines. As Alex stumbles out of another corner, Stank lifts him up, but you can’t powerbomb Alexander Darling, or at least you can’t tonight as Alex flips over behind Stank…LUNGBLOWER and both men are down.

Finally, just as Stank makes the tag to MHJ, Alex is able to get one last burst and jumps over and tags in Poe. And we have a brawl on her hands. Poe with vicious punches as Moose fires back with forearms and elbows. Both stagger before coming back and firing their strikes even harder. Moose is able to finally avoid a punch as he grabs Poe by the arm and plants a nasty HEARTPUNCH. Poe staggers back but as he hits the ropes he explodes off them with a YAKUZA KICK that damn near takes Moose’s head off but doesn’t knock him down as he staggers into the ropes and LD makes the blind tag. Moose comes off the ropes and he looks to lift Poe up into a torture rack position, but Poe slips out and pushes MHJ into Williams. Poe backs up a few steps and gets a running start…HIEROGLYPH, Williams ducks under and the kick sends Moose flying over the top rope.

As Poe is about to head out and go after Moose, LDW spins him around and starts lighting him up. He spins Poe around and pushes him face-first into the corner and nails a step-up enzuiguri that wobbles Poe. As Poe’s about to fall, LD grabs him by the legs…WHEELBARROW SUPLEX and LD holds onto the legs as he looks to roll over but before he can get back to his feet…Darling is back in and nails a SHINING WIZARD right to LD’s face. Alex looks to follow up and goes to lift LD onto his shoulders but before he can, Stank grabs him and lifts him…STANK-U. And it doesn’t look like Stank is done as he lifts Alex to his feet again, but before he can do further damage…SUPERKICK from Kai and it lands flush. As Stank is dazed, Kai steps up…REEF BOTTOM and Kai doesn’t look finished either and climbs the ropes, looks like he’s going for something high risk but as he jumps, Moose gets in the way and catches him in mid-air and in super fluid motion nails a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER. And all 6 are own for a moment or two before two men rise to their feet and one of OOWF’s great wars meet in the ring for the first time in a while…Alexander Darling and Moosehead Jack are standing toe-to-toe and they both kinda do their laugh before they start slugging it out. The strikes are vicious and they bloody each other before Alex slides under and hits the ropes behind Moose and hits a chop-block on his own before quickly lifting Moose up, BRAINBUSTA. And Darling looks to continue to combination as he locks Moose’s legs and flips him over but before he finishes Alex gets SPEARED to hell by LD Williams.

But Poe is back into the mix and he notices a prone Moose and picks up where Alex left off…CURBSTOMP, not once, not twice, but he stomps Moose to the mat three times and looks like he would continue, but Stank nails a DISCUS ELBOW right to Poe’s temple and he staggers back at the same time that Kai gets back to his feet on the apron and makes the tag before leaping to the top rope…MISSILE DROPKICK takes Stank off his feet and he rolls to the floor and joins Poe, Moose, and Alex on the floor once again and we are back full-circle as the brawls pick up on the floor once again and Kai an LD Williams are the legal men. They go back and forth trading the edge every few seconds…LD with a German Suplex and Kai snaps back to his feet and nails LD with the BOARD BREAKER. Kai gets back up and looks to go for the PIPELINE, but LD steps to the side and grabs Kai to hit a ZIG ZAG.

Back and forth, both inside and out and this is just a massive encounter between some of the best in this company. Jack gets whipped hard into the apron on the floor and crumbles, but as he falls, he reaches under the ring and HDB3 comes out to play and it lands right in Alexander’s gut. They’re both down on one side of the ring as Stank and Poe trade the edge on the other side and they get the steps and ringpost involved. They both fall and we’re down to just LD & Kai left standing. LD looks to have the edge as nails a SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE and holds on as he lifts Kai back to his feet for the DDT…aka the Jake Roberts special. LD hooks the leg…

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No, Kai’s able to kick out. LD, being such a veteran doesn’t get frustrated and drags Kai back up and he’s calling for the CANADIAN DESTROYER but as he jumps Kai reaches out and grabs the ropes and stop it mid-move and he grabs LD around the neck…AIR-RAID NECKBREAKER. And LD falls into the corner and Kai quickly rushes in…FACE-WASH KICK. He lifts Williams up to his feet and looks to go for HAOLE HAMMER, but LD fires some knees to get out. LD looks to make a stand and hits the ropes to get a running start but as Kai turns around, Kai lifts him up and tosses him in the air and grabs him in a perfect SAMOAN DROP. Kai doesn’t hesitate as he jumps to the top rope…SHOOTING KAI PRESS and it’s a beauty. He hooks the leg.

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Your winners in 21:14, the team of Poe, Alexander Darling and The Kai.

And as the brawls continue on the outside, Kai joins the fray with a SPRINGBOARD 450 plancha that wipes everyone out. Before everyone can get back up, OOWF security swarms the area and pushes the heels back up onto the stage as Kai helps Poe and Alex back into the ring and the fans cheer thunderously.


Onslaught Title Match – No Time Limit
Chad Madison © vs. Tommy Wilder[/i]

“Bloodstains” by Agent Orange plays and Tommy Wilder enters the arena first, running down the aisle and slapping hands with the crowd. He circles the ring and greets the fans before sliding into the ring. Wilder climbs the turnbuckles and drinks in the cheers, and then runs the ropes to warm up. The crowd’s reaction gets even louder as the OOWF Onslaught Champion, accompanied by Zane Myers, steps onto the stage. Chad climbs into the ring and poses on the turnbuckles, and then meets Wilder in the middle of the ring. Unlike their previous matchup, this match has been made without a time limit, so this match will end with a decisive winner. Referee Davis Hightower gives them their instructions, displays the belt to the crowd, and calls for the bell.

The two men shake hands to start. Tommy tries to go for a double-leg takedown, but Chad sidesteps. Chad throws a kick as Tommy straightens up, but Tommy ducks it and steps behind him, grabbing a waistlock. He hits a German suplex, but Chad reverses it in in the air and lands on his feet. Tommy turns and Chad sends him into the corner. Tommy runs up the ropes into a backflip. Chad puts on the brakes so that Tommy lands in front of him, and pegs him with a dropkick that sends him into the turnbuckles. Chad rolls him up and gets one before Wilder rolls through and gets one himself. Chad kicks out, and both men get into a defensive position as the crowd cheers.

Wilder launches himself at the champion, who snaps him over with an arm drag. Tommy rolls to his feet and Chad tries for another one, but Tommy blocks and winds his arm. He adds a second rotation and flips Chad to the mat. Wilder hangs onto the arm and drives a knee into Chad’s shoulder. Tommy jumps over the ropes and hits The Bungee Bounce. Wilder jumps back onto the apron, and is looking for a springboard forearm, but Chad sidesteps Wilder and takes Wilder over with a deep arm drag. Wilder rolls to his feet and walks into a dropkick. Chad grabs him before he falls and sends him into the corner. This time, Wilder hits the corner hard, and Chad is a step behind win with a Stinger Splash. Wilder staggers out, and Chad hits a pendulum backbreaker. Chad springs to the top rope and leaps, but Wilder rolls out of the way of a kneedrop. Chad hits the mat hard, and Wilder comes off the ropes with a dropkick to the face. He covers, but Chad kicks out at two.

Wilder grabs the champion as he gets up and sends him hard into the corner, following him in with the Caffeine Rush. Wilder winds Chad’s arm and springs over the top rope for another Bungie Bounce, but counters this time. Wilder lands on the ropes back first and bounces off to the floor. Chad takes a moment to clear his head, and when Wilder starts to get up he goes to the opposite ropes and sprints across the ring. Chad dives over the top with a Tope Con Hilo, taking Wilder to the ground while Chad remains on his feet.

Hightower starts to count, and reaches four before Wilder gets back to his feet. Chad is up first and throws a super kick, but Wilder grabs the leg and counters with a Dragon Screw leg whip. Wilder grabs a headlock, but Chad shoves him off. Wilder rolls to his feet and hits the ropes. Chad ducks a clothesline and catches Wilder with an Arn Anderson-esque spine buster. Madison runs to the ropes to his the Lionsault, which Wilder narrowly avoids, but Chad anticipated this, and landed on his feet.

Chad stands Wilder up and stuns him with a hard elbow to the jaw. He hits a dropkick, followed by a second as Wilder falls, and a third delivered as Tommy tries to get up. Chad hauls Wilder to his feet and bundles him into the corner. The champion delivers a series of machinegun chops, and lifts Wilder onto the top rope. Chad climbs up as well and sets up a superplex, but Wilder battles back. The struggle continues, and they end up balanced on the top rope. Wilder gets the advantage and hits an especially solid forearm that sends Chad crashing to the mat . Tommy jumps into the air, and STOMPS THE LANDING. Wilder goes for the cover. 1..2….and Chad barely kicks out at 2.75.

Wilder looks shocked for a moment, and then shakes his head and gets to his feet. He goes to the corner and vaults to the top rope. He signals for the Airwalk, but Chad runs up the ropes and launches Tommy with a belly-to-belly suplex off the top rope.

Both men are down, but Wilder somehow makes it to his feet first, and goes for a running clothesline. Chad dodges, and Wilder blasts past him and springs off the ropes, nailing Chad with a flying forearm. Wilder pulls the champion to his feet and shoves him face-first into the corner. Chad bounces off, and Wilder hits the Crash and Burn, slamming Chad into the opposite turnbuckles. He hops to the top rope and tries to hit the AirWalk, but Chad rolls out of the way at the last instant. Wilder lands hard, and Chad lies in wait until Tommy gets to his feet, and nearly takes Wilder’s head off with a super kick to the jaw. Chad stars to go for the cover, but decides that he should make sure that Wilder is down for good. Madison climbs to the top rope and hits a perfectly-executed Macho Man Elbow Drop. He covers, and Hightower counts One…Two…Th - Wilder kicks out!

Chad sends Wilder into the corner. Chad lights the challenger up with alternating punches and chops, then pulls him out of the corner and sends him to the ropes. Chad runs after him, but Wilder ducks and returns with a Rolling Liger Kick. He covers, and gets another long two count. Wilder rolls to his feet and heads to the corner. He climbs to the top and waits for Chad to get up. He leaps for a flying forearm, and this time it hits its mark. Wilder catches Chad with a dropkick that knocks him into the ropes. Wilder sends Chad across the ring, but Chad counters the Irish Whip, and drills him with a German suplex. He covers, but only gets two. Chad pulls Wilder up, hauls him onto his shoulders, and hits a Samoan Drop. Chad grabs Tommy, and shows tribute to the late Eddie Guerrero by locking in a Lasso from El Paso. Tommy somehow is able to make it towards the ropes.

**Tommy Wilder has used his first rope break.**

Chad drags Wilder to his feet, sends him to the ropes, and nails him with a dropkick. He steps out to the apron and waits for him to get up. Chad springs to the top rope and levels Wilder with a flying forearm of his own. He makes a cover, but Wilder kicks out yet again. Chad ducks a forearm and steps behind Wilder, planting him with a German suplex. Both men roll to their feet and Chad snaps off a kick. Wilder catches it and flips the Chad to the mat. He tries to roll the champion into a Boston crab, lock, but Chad kicks free. Wilder goes with the momentum and hits the ropes, nailing Chad with a low dropkick. He pulls Chad up and sends him to the corner, but the Champion reverses. Wilder runs up the turnbuckle and does a backflip over Chad, and locks in the BUZZKILL. Chad is flailing for the ropes, and is somehow able to reach them.

**Chad Madison has used his first rope break.**

Wilder pulls Chad up and shoves him into the corner. He springs off the second rope and nails him with a dropkick. Chad stumbles out of the corner and Wilder snaps him over with a suplex. Wilder goes to the top rope, but Chad rolls to his feet before he can leap. Chad rushes the corner and nails Wilder with a forearm. Chad climbs the turnbuckles as well and tries to set up a superplex. Wilder blocks it, but Chad unleashes a flurry of punches to Wilder, and follows with a headbutt that sends Wilder to the mat. Chad appears to be ready to finish things with the top-rope lariat, but Wilder runs up and hits the FACE PLANT. Chad is knocked loopy, but is still on the top rope. Wilder climbs to the top rope, lifts up Chad, and hits the BASE JUMP! Wilder goes for the cover. 1…2…and 3! We have a new Onslaught Champion!

Winner, in 25:46, and new OOWF Onslaught Champion, Tommy Wilder




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