Hello there, and welcome to Consolidated Troubleshooting, where we specialize in any and all situational needs that you might have. My name is Templeton Peck and I’m here to introduce you to our core message. Our helpful consultants will sit down with you; decide the best option for you and your needs. Once your team of troubleshooters is selected, they will work tirelessly for you, until whatever task you’ve set forth for us is finished. Let’s go ahead and take a tour, and see what works best for you.
Monster Hunters Legion:
Our crack team of monster hunters have both specialized and generalized knowledge, to take care of those pesky other worldly miscreants for you. If you have a problem with zombies, demons, vampires, or ancient artifacts driving your town to blood thirsty murder, this is your team. We’re even equipped to handle things from beyond the stars, not just other dimensions. Teamed with some of the best supernatural minds the world has to offer, they are the best in the business. Let’s meet the team:
Have an artifact that belongs in a museum? Is a group of mercenaries harassing your village? Do you have ancient puzzles and traps that need to be investigated? This is the team for you then. They have thousands of both field and research hours between them, and the brains and brawn to outwit any devilish trap that might be set before them.
Espionage is a craft that requires skills beyond some others. You might need to find out secrets, ferret out hidden spies, locate sensitive, missing government information, or perhaps need help planning a coup in your country. If that’s the case the men and women of Sector 9 are for you. They’re so secret; even I don’t know what they’re doing most days. Equipped with the best information broker and quartermaster, they have the knowledge, know-how, and equipment to get the job done.
Sometimes, even we have to admit, you just need a lot of assholes killed. It’s unavoidable at times. So whether you need an entire planet of alien invaders wiped out in big, noisy explosions, a large gang slain in a bloody, sliced up mess, or even just a quiet, clean assassination of a CEO that the law can’t touch, this is the squad for you.