Why? You didn't give us the Kodos or neither option.

James Enright is fatter than MY bloated ass

I'm so glad I email in to WTNY all the time. I mean, that level of effort makes it all worth it.

Stu's Lesnar promo was all kinds of awesome.

Check out Monday Night Flaw 31 and Male Bag 14 on iTunes, Stitcher or www.flawedcast.net/mondaynightflaw then come back here and vote for the world email champion of the world.

Austin Sanders
AFC, Austins fried C​hicken.​

So this actually HAS to be Nate Corbitch because of stupid
cunty roommates not paying for what they need to be paying for. In this
case, the internet.
I have a mobile hotspot and it might go out quickly so if this isn't to
my usually standerd of emails, I'm not really upset. It's not like I'm
the intercontinental or world heavyweight champ this week. That would blow
if I was a champ and I could barley celebrate it.

I do have to address some things. First of, Vin Notes....I mean Cliff
Tanner...Fuck it, it's Snotes. I want to say this with the absolute best
wonka smile I can.

"Oh, I'm unoriginal?
Tell me how funny you've been the last month!"

Insult my writing style will you. Well I can prove I'm not as "raw" as you
think I am. There are these two buttons called "Ctrl" and "F". Combine
those together and you have one of the Internets best tools. You can type
in a word and it shows you how many times it was said on that page. Good
thing you can go to PUNSHOUSE.COM to see all the emails and verify all of
this. Let me first say that I'm dissopointed by the lack of "cunt" and
"rape" in last weeks emails. GOOD JOB GOOD EFFORT!

Lets see, the word fag was used 4 times. twice by me and twice by BJ Drag
Queen.
"Shit" was used 14 times, 5 by me, 1 by Demko, twice by BJ, And a whooping
6 by James.
MMMMMMM I guess SO FAR I haven't gotten number one in any word yet...
"Twat" was only used by James and Cam
"Gay" was only used once by James again.
And finally "fuck" was used 25 times. I have 3, 1 by Demko, 3 by Stu, 1
by Dustin (surprisingly) 2 by Snotes, 6 by BJ and a fucking 9 by James!
You see Mr.Fake faker, It's clearly James who have a tarnished Golden
mouth. Not I. But since you REALLY want me to be "RAW", I guess I can give
it to you.
*****The fallowing is very raw, listener descristion is advised*****

Vin, You are worst than the Holocaust. At least 6 million of those innocent
people would never get to see how pathetic you are. I wish you were in
Pearl Harbor and were fucked plane first and no one would help you. The
other sailors would just kinda look on and acknowledged that Satans pimple
on Gods green earth was getting tortured and no one would even care. Much
less bother to throw you a life preserver tube. Also, Cam was there for
some reason, which makes any situation immensely worse.

If I can put you as a victim in any movie, it would be Straw Dogs.

I hope you're order is wrong at McDonald and they just give you a huge
peice of shit. Your dumbass would think its delicious and dig in like the
fucking fat fuck with diabetes you are.

No one loves you.
You have no friends.
Your Dad touched you as a child.
Depsops watches you in your sleep, and you get up wondering why your mouth
is so difficult to get open due to a glue like substance on your lips. Vin,
it's cum. It's Depsops cum. You were mouth fucked by depsop. It happened
and there's nothing you can do about it.
Fuck you faggot.

WELL that's about all this week. you can tweet me at TheTallOne93 on
twitter. Oh and Cam....Gay people for life. No hard feeling buddy. High
Five!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
TheTallOne
PS. My sister used to work at Chick Fil A. So you guys were close.
PSS. Holocaust, Pearl Harbor and Straw dogs were all terrible. I wish all
those things never happened.
PSSS. Except to Vin.
PSSSS. I'm Champion arn't I?

James Enright
THAT DON'T MAKE NO S​ENSE!​

James Ryan - Do your parents know you're gay?

WHAMMY!

Nicole Crawford
GOATFACE!!!!​



Jon Drouin

Hello Chris and Andy,



A few weeks ago, I struck up a conversation with Dustin Faber at Church. In the middle of our chat, he said under his breath "It's Clobberin' Time" and I was pleasantly surprised to learn that he is a wrestling fan, and a big CM Punk fan! Punk is one of my favorites too!



Dustin recommended that I give your podcast a listen. He talked about the great hosts Chris and Andy, and he mentioned how much he enjoyed some of the "regulars" like Stu and JB King. But Dustin never mentioned that he's a contributor. It just shows Dustin's level of humility and graciousness.




So I finally got around to giving your show a try this weekend, and imagine my surprise, that not only was Dustin a contributor, but he's the star of the show!



I also wanted to mention how much I enjoyed listening to Cam Gullet as the guest host on Monday Night Flaw. Is this a regular thing? I think you should consider having Cam on your show more often. He sounds like a great, knowledgeable guy, and would make a wonderful permanent host.


I just had a few wrestling comments to make.

Going back to Raw 1000, I enjoyed seeing Bad Ass Billy Gunn in the ring with DX. However, I was disappointed that they didn't play his theme song. Do you guys remember how that one went?


I'm excited for the Dolph Ziggler push, but I wish he wasn't dealing with Jericho. I'm not a fan.


I'm a little bit hesitant about the overall direction of WWE right now, mostly because I'm not sure about the potential face/heel realignment going on. CM Punk and Chris Jericho seem to have at least moved to a tweener role if they haven't already switched completely. And Daniel Bryan's alignment is certainly up in the air with AJ as the GM. Meanwhile, Dolph Ziggler, Randy Orton, and even Brock Lesnar also have great potential for switching sides at any moment, as Ziggler and Lesnar have been drawing cheers, and Orton has voiced his opinion plenty of times that he prefers being a heel. Any thoughts on these changes all potentially happening at once?

Thank you for reading my email. I'll keep listening, and I hope you guys will allow me to return and contribute the occasional e-mail.


Best Regards,

Jon Drouin (pronounced Drew-Inn)

Demko
My experience in the​ Male Bag...​

Altar Boy and Great Big Mouth (I just feel so dirty putting those two
things together),

I have spent a week in the Bag, and I've learned one thing: I'm not the
right person to be involved with these people.

Life has taken a strange turn for me lately, with my mom passing away,
taking on a second job, and now getting this awesome opportunity to host a
show (tune in to TV For Vendetta episode 4, dropping next week!) in and
amongst people who once disliked me. It's definitely been a strange few
months. So last week, I was inspired to sit and watch RAW, because of the
allure of the 1000th show. I wrote an e-mail in to MNF, and I waited. I
listened to myself, and the people I shared the air with.

I listened to the apparently angry homophobe, Austin Sanders. Did he pick
his nom de plume by combining two wrestlers (Austin Aries and Mike
Sanders)? Who knows? But one thing I got from his e-mail was pure hatred.
For someone who really doesn't know anything about the people he's spewing
forth such vitriol against, he certainly had a lot of it to spew. I'm
honestly concerned he might have some sort of literary form of Tourette's
syndrome.

I heard the brief announcement from (former?) Flawed GM, Vin Tanner. His
hate seemed to be focused at one person in particular. That's better than
Sanders, I suppose, but it was still hate, nonetheless.

I was presented with the supposed comedy stylings of everyone's favorite
sexually questionable country bumpkin, Cam Gullett. He kept it short and
sweet, and actually stayed somewhat focused on the show at hand, only
straying once or twice to lash out at people who might potentially listen
to his show. It seems like a poor marketing choice to me, but to each his
own.

I got to hear James Ryan, the supposed Golden Voice of the Flawedcast
Network, and the reigning e-mail champion. I kept thinking to myself last
week, as I wrote my e-mail, that it seemed rather long. Boy was *I* ever
wrong. James seemed to have something to say about every single thing that
happened on RAW. I was curious as to whether he thought we'd be interested
in his constant ramblings about EVERYTHING. The closing statement of Mr.
Ryan's own personal Odyssey was ironic in and of itself, since he stated "I
am not a fan of having 3 hour RAWs every week. Too much filler and not
enough matches." Really, Mr. Ryan? Did you really think those thoughts
after having written a full 1,640 words about the episode he'd just seen?

I was given the opportunity to listen to the 10 time world champion, Stuart
"Tiny Mouse" Little AND his epic intro. I heard desperation in his e-mail.
I'd never heard anyone verbally submit before I heard Mr. Little's e-mail.
Thank you for the chance to hear that moment when someone just gives up.
Sad to think that you tapped out to a web programmer, but at least you knew
you were beat, and just threw in the towel.

After all the grammatical hate I heard thrown JB King's way, I heard a man
rise above the hate, and provide an e-mail that was technically correct,
and sounded like a person who was vaguely fluent in the English language.
Congratulations... you've come a long way, Mr. King, and I think firing all
of those monkeys who were taking dictation in your e-mails was a big step.
And a special congrats to you for winning the Intercontinental title last
week.

And finally, I listened to the epic conclusion to the Faber vs. Snotes
battle. It looks like Faber decided to keep it Nate Corbitt and sweet,
which in the long run, was brilliant. You showed genius in your command of
the human condition. You pulled at the heartstrings of us all. Cliff
didn't. God have mercy on his soul. That's really enough about that.

So where did I wind up with all of this? I'm not the hero you're all
looking for. Mr. Faber seems to have that covered. I'm not the class clown,
like Mr. Ryan. I'm not the veteran - Mr. Little is. I'm not the hate
machine, that's Mr. Sanders' priviledge. Where I once might have been the
punching bag, Mr. Gullett seems to have taken up my banner for me. I really
don't have a place here in the Male Bag. So I'll just do what I've always
done and soldier on. I'll go on co-hosting TV For Vendetta with DevSop, and
persevere. I may have an observation or a question for Chris and Andy every
once in awhile, but I don't think I have anything to contribute on a
long-term basis to Monday Night Flaw. Thank you for the opportunity to be
involved in your playground. I've had fun while I was here. For now, I'll
be content to just watch from the stands. Thanks for all the free funny on
a weekly basis.

Signing off,
Michael Demko
The self-proclaimed Platinum Voice of the Flawedcast Network

Michael Hodge
WWE PPVs

Hey Chrandy,

I have a theory that WWE is shooting itself in the foot by having a PPV every month. They're shooting themselves in the foot with terrible writing and poor booking too, but that's not what this is about.

Would they not be better served by going to 4-6 PPVs a year? It would give them ample time to build storylines, and it would make the PPVs seem like big events again.

I know it'll never happen because people are dumb enough to buy the PPVs every month, but I think it would make the product stronger overall.

Thoughts? Opinions? Unrelated jokes about Nate's height?

Have fun. Play safe.

Your pal,

~Hodgey

Cam Gullett

Lit?

It was a lot of fun filling in for my ginger colleague Andy Gaston on this
week's recap show. I am positive that I am probably the only emailer who
feels that way, but who gives a shit what the rest of the emailers think
because those assholes probably eat at Chik-Fil-A.

Lit.

Finally Dustin "The Catholic Curbstomper" Faber is sitting atop our great
mountain of men. A position that I am certain makes him the envy of
Catholic Priests and Austin Sanders alike.

Lit?

This week we saw Aj Lee doing her best Stephanie McMahon impersonation,
minus the annoyingly grating voice and the enormous tits. We also got to
see a ton of creative's devotion to the "internet darlings" in CM Punk and
Daniel Bryan. Their evolution as characters is really getting good and I
really wouldn't hate them forming a new dynamic duo.

Lit.

What's George Lincoln and Tsunami doing in the impact zone, Taz? Seriously,
who the fuck thought it was a good idea to let AW have a live mic and to
let Tensai tout out his insane racism? Is JB King the new PR and marketing
director for the WWE?

Lit?

I assume that Austin Sanders showed up to his local Chik-Fil-A with a sign
reading "Fuck you faggot" only to be given the American History X treatment
by some flaming bear types, yes?

Lit. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

PS, A big happy birthday goes out to Tom Roper. I hope he got my Damien
Sandow gift bag that I sent him, complete with Sandow's ring-worn
extra-extra-large jockstrap. i can't tell you how many dicks I had to suck
to get that.

As always,

"Dashing" Cam Gullett. Cohost of wildly popular and returning this week,
Army of Dorkness!!

CliffsNotes
Concession Speech?​

WELCOME TO FLAW IS CLIFFSNOTES!!!



Andy and Chris,



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YOU CAN'T KEEP ME DOWN



CLIFFS NOTES!!!!!!


Stu Little
Classic Lineup Again​?​

Hey Chris and Andy, or whoever's actually hostling Male Bag this week.
First Chris was tardy (no offence, JB King) last week, and now this week, Andy is completely absent. Maybe next week we the audience should take the week off. But in all seriousness, it was a good show, and Cam wasn't a completely worthless sack of shit for once. Good job! Now get back to making the next Army of Dorkness. My thoughts on Ryan Reynolds being the new Highlander need to be known, dammit!
Which reminds me...one reason I am glad you're back Andy is maybe you can keep your co-host in line with some of the outrageous views he was spouting in your absence. Chris, how *dare* you compare Drew MacIntyre to Randy.............................................................Orton. I take massive offence to you likening a countryman to that underachiever in douchebaggery. A scotsman would never stoop to shitting in someone's bag as revenge. At MINIMUM, we'd shit in your bag, set it on fire, and throw it at your head. Why do you think so many of Tom Roper's matches end in DQ? Get your facts straight, if you intend to continue to call yourself a broadcaster.

Anyway, some thoughts on WWE happenings this week:
-Michael Cole claimed "no one can stop the growth of Ryback". Has anyone tried his pharmacist? Just a thought.
-Sheamus vs. Del Rio AGAIN? Now, I don't mind Del Rio as much as some do, but I am sick to death of this match. At this point, I'd welcome Sheamus vs. Jinder Mahal. My "you stole my brother's Tech Support Job" angle is still up for grabs if they want it.
-Is it just me, or does "Tout It Out" sound like some sort of sexual act? Maybe you should check by asking Cam how much he charges for that.
-FINALLY! Someone grievously harmed Little Jimmy! I only hope that next week, Truth is shown pushing an empty wheelchair around. This also led to the skits where Daniel Bryan is interviewed by a mental health professional. It's a shame he was cleared as sane, because I wouldn't have minded at least one week of seeing him in a mental ward, along with other insane WWE Alumni such as Stevie Richards, The Boogeyman, and in a nod to Ric Flair's WCW stay in a mental hospital, Scott Hall just hanging around in the background without being acknowledged. Alternatively, WWE Films could get to making "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's YES!" starring Bryan. SPOILERS: It ends with Tatanka smothering him with a pillow.
-I am loving Miz's whole new thing, but the way he fondles the Intercontinental Championship just creeps me out. If they took it any further, he'd start making out with it in front of Christian to piss him off.
-So WWE felt they had to apologise for AW's joke about Kobe Bryant, but Jerry Lawler still got away with "The first time Tensai beat him, Sakamoto changed his name to Sum Ting Wong"?
-Despite pushing them way too heelish towards the end, I enjoyed Punk's time on commentary as usual, and I just loved his smartass remarks, like acknowledging the "Cena Sucks" chants with "This crowd's on fire tonight" or when the Big Show clotheslined Cena in the corner and yelled at him "What're you gonna do against that?" and he just replied "I think I'd just get out of the way".

Finally, what do you guys think of the new Raw theme? While I'm glad to be rid of the Nickelback, this new one is so forgettable I literally can't remember anything after the first three words "Tonight's The Night". Though I suppose it's less weird than the one they chose for SmackDown, if you pay attention to the the lyrics "Insurgency Will Rise, When The Blood's Been Sacricificed". So...does that make SmackDown the Middle East of the WWE Universe? It is the brand which is home to Jinder Mahal, The Great Khali and Damien Sandow, after all. It is a place where loyal men and women are sent for extended periods which they'd rather not serve out, and its "regime" has been pretty unstable with so many different people in charge over the years, and the new GM they'll be announced this week doesn't seem any more or less crazy than Gaddafi. Even if NXT's GM Dusty Rhodes does have more of that "melting face" syndrome that Gaddafi had.

Anyway, that's all for this week guys. Take care.

Stu

P.S. Thank you very much indeed to Dustin Faber for finally bringing an end to Cliff's abortion of a gimmick. You've earned your Flawie(tm) Lifetime Achievement Award just off that alone man.


Dustin Faber
Cliff's Notes is van​quished​

You're welcome.

Obligatory wrestling question: What age did wrestling cease to be genuine
to you? What I mean is that even though I knew it was staged, it was so
easy to suspend disbelief in high school. After a stopped watching for a
few years and came back in 2004, that ability to suspend disbelief got much
harder. What age did it finally get too tough for you to do on a consistent
basis?

Everyone supported me. Everyone believed in me. Thanks to the Flawedcast
community, I can continue emailing as myself instead of under the guise of
Dandy Warhol. So a big thank you to everyone!

Cam Gullett. If I was you, I would have already snapped. You take more
abuse than the microphone used to record The Creepshow. Yet you have good
spirits and can take a joke with the best of them. I admire your
resiliency, and can honestly say that when I look at your photo, a single
tear rolls down my cheek, as you represent everything I cannot be.

Atom Dan. The biggest flaw in my Sirius XM subscription is that you are not
a DJ. Dandora Radio is amazing. A true testimony to your ability to melt my
speakers with your voice, which oozes with style, class, and a sexual
quality that makes me feel like I'm reading 50 shades of gray in 3D. The
sooner you get a syndicated radio show playing the hits, the better our
country will be. You make Casey Casum sound like a ball of yarn.

James Ryan. Or should I say Michael Buffer. Good grief, Andy was not
kidding when he called you the golden voice of Flawedcast.net. You should
be calling heavyweight UFC title bouts or recording Dr. Seuss audio books.
You could read the phone book and it'd be like we were hearing a symphony.
I don't think I ever want to speak again, because hearing my own voice is a
reminder that compared to you, I am a complete failure in every avenue of
life.

Austin Sanders. You say you want to be the next me? This must be how a
father feels when his kid loses a tooth. I am so proud of you right now,
that my heart is bursting with pent up admiration for every vowel you type.
I've voted for you the last few weeks, and to see you with that
intercontinental title, well, I almost want to trade my daughter in for the
right to call you my son.

Stu Little. Nearly last place the last few weeks straight? That's bunk. We
voters should be ashamed of ourselves for letting your intellectual genius
go unnoticed. You live in Scotland, yet find a way to be relevant in modern
American culture. Think about it: You transcend international water.
Someday, all of us will die. But you'll live forever. When your bones rot
away, and future cultures unearth our audio sensations, they'll read you
and erect a statue, worshipping the god that you have become in our lives.

JB King. I tried recording a podcast with you once and failed miserably. It
wasn't because of the grammar, it was because I couldn't comprehend just
how amazing you are. In your honor, I will type your compliments in your
native written world. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing
elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore.

Demko. Michael Demko. You're the reason Waldo hides. You are a gem of a
find on Facebook. Knowing that I can message you on Facebook at the drop of
a hat is one of life's greatest assurances. Knowing you exist in the world
makes all the bad stuff go away. Somebody got murdered in Kalamazoo,
Michigan? Who cares, I know Michael Demko!

Andy. Without you, I wouldn't be emailing the show. There wouldn't be a
show. And as far as I can tell, the internet would be a sad, empty place
without you. A toast to our fuhrer and a great friend to have.

Chris. Why wait until Follow Friday to tell the world how great you are?
The fact that people are calling for your resignation shows how sad we are
as a society. Fire Chris Alt? No, that is the most ridiculous thing in the
world. Firing him is as ridiculous as boycotting a fast food restaurant or
cheering for the Big Show.

And you, Cliff's Notes. You may be gone, but you were my greatest challenge
aside from puberty. Although you were a tool and reached Dick Cheney-like
levels of heelishness, I humbly extend my hand in love and forgiveness. I
welcome your friendship and embrace the idea of burying the hatchet. Or
blow it out your ass, I don't care.

Your only straight-edge emailer, six-minute show host and two-time champion.
Dustin Faber.


JB King
Now with less RAW re​caps.​

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome JB KING’s new personal ring announcer
for the week, El Serpiente Maricon!

Hooooolaaaaaaaaaa

(Play Alberto Del Rio’s Music during introduction)

Señoras y señores, en su camino hacia el anillo. Hecho en Oxnard California
y miembro de BRAZZERS.COM. Él es un dos veces campeón Intercontinental. El
tres veces Chris Alt escupir tener campeón. El primer "CLAP LENTO" Campeón.
Y un ex campeón del mundo. El asesino de la costa oeste. El thriller de
señora gorda. Él es el número uno en mi corazón y en mi culo.

EL ES…

Juanitooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Bel Reyyyyyyyyyyy-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!



Gracias Fag now let’s move on. Well it looks like I get another fucking
silver medal. I can’t say that I’m too upset about it. Dustin deserved the
gold this week for putting Y2Jackoff out of his misery. I was seriously
laughing for a good minute. Excellent work Dustin.

Now, who the fuck decided to give my belt to Austin “tourretts” Sanders? I
guess this is the thanks I get for giving him the rub last week. I’m
starting to wonder what I have to say to get that belt back. Should I
pander to Andy with sports humor? Hey Andy, since Austin is from Cincinnati
let’s do a Reds joke. What happens when you combine 40 Reds baseball
players and 40 lesbians? You get 80 people that don’t do dick.

No? Ok well then how about one of those stupid “more like” name jokes. Austin
Sanders? More like Ned Flanders! Am I okaley-dokaley right-a-roonie? Good
job good effort? Christ I can’t believe I did one of those jokes. These
jokes remind me of Adam Dan. Not funny, irrelevant and should have died out
years ago.

I’m pretty sure Austin is doing his usual bit and is probably going after
James Ryan by mocking his hashtag gimmick by placing a (and I use this term
loosely) clever twist on it by calling them fagtags. Please try not to get
the term ‘fagtag’ mixed up with one of the multiple tattoos on Cam Gullets
lower back or asshole. You know what, fuck that belt I’m moving on.

I have some observations for Raw that I needed to say before we get to the
questions. The first of which is how hilarious would it had been if WWE
blamed the Raw Pyro fire on Little Jimmy? R-Truth doesn’t seem to be the
best parental supervisor or whatever the hell he is supposed to be. And it
would have been a bigger mind fuck knowing that and imaginary character
Little Jimmy has another imaginary voice in his own head telling him to
burn things. But no, they blamed it on the incompetent Mexican roadie
staff. B-A-Star. If there is one good thing that came from Little Jimmy
this week, it was when Daniel Bryan played the role of Kyle in the “Kick
the baby” South Park tribute. Awesome.

Now Trending Worldwide…FAGTAG

BONER! BONER! BONER! I say this for a few reasons, one I’m trying to get a
pop out of Cam Gullet. Second, if Andy is reading this then I just wanted
to see if Nichole would yell “boner” back. Hi Nichole. And three, it
explains the actions of Josh Matthews and Alberto Del Rio. You see Chris,
when you play 16 FUCKING RECAPS on raw, most of which are showing Brock
Lesnars face, how could that not give Josh Matthews a fear boner? He may
have had the notion that it was a trap and was going to get beat up again.
As for Alberto Del Rio, apparently it takes him about 7 minutes to work up
a murder boner. His cross-armbreaker is insufficient unless he uses his
hard-on for extra pressure on the elbow. Hope this helps. P.S. If Chris
can no longer watch an ADR match without thinking of him getting a murder
boner during his finisher, then my work here is done.

#1 Trend Worldwide… FAGTAG

Lastly, stop admiring General Lee. I get it, she has an adorable smile and
everything but stop acting like her wearing a pantsuit is really ruining
her “figure”. Yes, when I think of AJ “now Asian again” Lee I think of her
big ass and titties. My god ‘dem curves Chris. Such a voluptuous body.
Please back me up on this Andy. I think Chris has become delusional about
‘what is sexy?’ He probably got it from hanging out with Bryan for too
long on TV for Vendetta. Maybe you should take this time to go after her
with your absurdist humor. It’s not like there are many Divas left to use
it on anyway. Here, I will help. AJ Lee has a massive bush! She looks like
a clean 13 year old, but under those shorts is a giant thick course-like
birdsnest of pubic hair that could suffocate a horse. There. Run with it.

Well I’ve disturbed enough people so let’s move on to the questions shall
we?

Question One: If you could do a comedy “Roast” to anyone in professional
wrestling who would it be? I’m sure there are a lot of Russo or Hogan
options in there but I would go with the big man in charge, Vince McMahon.
As much as I appreciate him for some of the stuff he has done in the past,
there is a lot of shit that I have despised him for. I can see comedians
giving him shit for a lot of things. Such as…

Vince McMahon has had more failed business ventures than a Buddhist pimp.

The XFL was more unwatchable than the Octomom sex tape. The football was so
terrible, the players are the only black guys Lisa Lampinelli refuses to
have sex with.

Vince is a ladies man, he has broken more “Harts” than a pissed scaffold
worker in May of 1999.

I'm not saying Vince McMahon is out of touch with reality, but when someone
asked him what he thought of 'The Hunger Games', he said he's given tens of
thousands of dollars to Sally Struthers to fix it.

Vince McMahon is more responsible for Samoan deaths than the tsunami of
2009.

And so on. Just wanted your thoughts on who you’d like to see roasted and
what you’d like to hear.



Question Two: AW is going to be fine. From what I gathered from Chris and
“poochie” the other day, we need to stop trying to make a big deal out of
what AW said. By the way, I am 60% sure Vince fed him that line. I for one
did laugh. This guy has already made white, black and taco bell jokes.
Although I would have suggested not to make fun of Colorado, a state which
is going through enough shit already (p.s. I am aware of the irony from
last week). This won’t be his last incident though I assure you. Which
brings me to the question of, what do you think AW will say that WILL get
him fired. Imagine he has the live mic and says something horrible again.
Here are some ideas that I think he could say that would initially send him
to TNA or worse CZW.

-Kingston, All World is a like a brain tumor and you're Sheryl Crow: we're
inside your head, but there ain't no removing us!

-Truth, your victory party's gonna be a Von Erich Family Reunion: quiet and
empty!

-Those tag belts are gonna be in our hands quicker than pills in Randy
Orton's bag!

-Someone grab a bible and see if the dogs are by the pool area, this boy's
done!

Like I said, what do you think will initially get AW fired?



Well that’s it for this week. It’s time for us contributors to start our
training for the KOTR. I know I will be training extra hard to do my best
and earn this victory. I know Nate Corbitt is busy thinking of some awesome
jokes before he burrows back into the midget sanctuary also known as AJ
Lee’s bush where it is safe from poachers and ghouls. I know Dustin Faber
is trying to decide which four letter word he will unleash on some poor
fool. Which will he choose? COCK? CUNT? MEECROB? SCIENCE? I’m sure Stu is
feeling exiled as of late and is conjuring up a wonderful email in his
dungeon. With a Phantom of the Opera like mask and all. I’m not sure what
Cliff is up to but I’m sure it is something stupid like smiling and using
less words than Terri Shiavo as his gimmick now.

But enough. I am tired of being Mr. Second place. I am going to win KOTR.
Whatever it takes I will make it happen. No, this is not JB KING making a
silly off color tangent. This is John fucking Bellfield promising a hell of
a run and eternal glory when all is said and done. Good luck gentlemen, for
I’m bringing it.

Love Peace and Penis Grease

Johnny



James Ryan
Shut It Down.

"James does realize you guys do a show on Mondays that recaps Raw,
right? And there's no need to have an entire email dedicated to
rehashing everything segment by segment? Can we strip his 2nd title
run for having one of the worst defenses imaginable?" -Lord of the
Internet

In the words of the Mr. Book of Dark City, "Shut it down! Shut it
down forever!"

Well, guys, I'm sorry to say, but as deemed by the Lord of the
Internet, I just possibly can't write an entire email rehashing RAW
segment by segment because the Hosts of Monday Night Flaw, Sir Andy
and Lady Christopher, do that on their own show. I sincerely
apologize to the Tag Team Champions of MNF and to Mr. Stuart Little
who, unbeknownst to me, had that as his previous gimmick. And here I
was, just trying to be clever and write an email in which everyone
would laugh, chuckle, and maybe illicit chortle. I have failed ye,
MNFers. Granted my title defense was not up to even my standards, but
like I wrote, I can only write the funny with the RAW material in
which I'm given. Yes, I write the email live. I don't go back and
plot it out for a multi week build up only for it to never deliver! 4
Horsemen of the Apocalypse, indeed. He's too busy jacking his weenus
to 13 year old gymnasts to finish a storyline! Olympics2012!

I even admitted that my title defense wasn't up to snuff on that
email. However, why don't you step to the plate and deliver a home
run email? That's a challenge to you. Lord of the Internet, indeed.
How dare you step to me, I'm Ra, Helios, Louis XIV (14th, for you
mortals), and the Aztec sun god Tonatiuh all rolled into one. I will
do what I want, when I want, and do it on whatever show I want. I am
the fucking Golden God of the Flawedcast Network! And you have
incurred my wrath, pedo!


And Demko, you may be calling yourself "The Platinum Voice", but check
the market today! Gold trumps Platinum $1591.00 to 1382.00, per
mutha-fuckin ounce, negro! GoldStandard.gov!

RAW happened. Blah, blah,blah. How's that for a minute by minute
recap, you fat dork?



James Ryan, The Golden God of the Flawedcast Network.

Eat a dick.

I apolgize if my emails aren't up to your precious standards.

Good thing I voted!

Check out Monday Night Flaw 28 and Male Bag 11 on iTunes, Stitcher and www.flawedcast.net/mondaynightflaw then come back here and cast your votes. You get TWO votes!!!

Austin Sanders
The email is Ama- "w​ait for it...."​

"I'm typing this email early do to having a life."

Hello Chirs and Andy. Though I'm writing this very early, I'm just going to
assume I'm your NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! If I'm not, then congrats to
the new Ryan "Brooklyn brawler" Dangerfeild as this would be his first (and
more than likely only) championship in his carrer. But for the rest of this
email, I'm just going to assume you both did the right thing and award me
this coveted belt.

If I did win, then I'm not sure if I really DESERVE it. Cam is a huge
seamen filled punching bag as it is. Anyone could have taken a money shot
at him. Beside he probably uses this sticky belt for autoerotic asphyxia,
which is frowned apond by the gay community. I'm done with you because I
know you cried. I don't deal with criers. I was surprised too, because I
thought a man with you're "fifty shades of gay" experience, you would have
had a tougher tear duct. I'm done with you now.
Fuck you faggot.

Jesus, that Dustin adio clip was intense. Andy, did you edit that clip or
did Dustin? Cause I was really impressed. It also sounded like Dustin
wasn't acting like a bad voice actor, but rather from the soul. Or
more accurately, Gods soul. I'm on team Dustin. Anything for getting rid of
that loser Cliffs notes. Cliffs notes? More like Cliff-DARSH!

Cliff, you only had only one positive effect on me. I remember how you told
us current listeners to not be afraid to email in. Cliff, I was one of
your decipels, and was the only one to emerge from your cry. But just
because you had a influence on me dosn't mean you're getting my vote. You
just became too mean sprited. Everything was everyone else's fault, or at
least in you're eyes. You gone mad with praise as Chis and Andy added fuel
to you're ego fire. You started to become slowly from a savior, to a
monster. Dustin, I wish I had a hand in this fight. I wish I could throw my
name in the hat and jump in. But I understand Honor and how you must fight
alone. Most good people do. Most EVIL people only understand pride. Cliff
will not be fighting for us the emailers or listeners , but for his own
pride. I wish you all the best Dustin. Oh and Cliff, If you're going to
respond back to me, dont bother. Whenever I hear "RAW. IS. CL-" I
fast forward the podcast 30 minutes just to make sure I skip you're cum
filled dribble.
Fuck you faggot.

INTERMISSION!

TOM ROPER? More like TOM is Cam Gullets best friend. I'm sure that's a
insult, I'm sure of it.

Well on to the questions I suppose, Andy loves them. Rather leave the funny
stuff to JB King, or if he can even Spell "funny". I wonder if he ever won
a spelling bee out of sheer pity durrrrrrrrrrrrr. Question 1!

I remember that there was a time that I use to watch TNA and WWE with
harmony. At one point, I would only watch TNA because of the fast paced
action and combination of rookies and legends. And while I don't watch
anymore, I hope TNA cleans up their act and start being what it use to be
in 2005-2008. However, there was one storyline that compleltey brought me
over the edge in terms of ever watching again. No not because of bad
storylines. No not because of the wrestling. And no, not because of Hogan.
It was out of sheer destruction of childhoods being destroyed on free TV.

A few years ago, Angle was divorced by his wife Karren. While Karren moved
on to Jeff Jarett, they decided to make a storyline out of it. Now I'm fine
with adults using their conflicts for the sake of entertainment, but Jesus
Christ leave the kids out of it. I remember watching segments where these
young children, who can't comprehend on whats going on btw, had their lives
been made mockery of. They put them in these segments where they were told
to disrespect Dixie and their own father in there household. I know, I
might be the only one who over reacted to this, but it was enough to
justify throwing a bomb in the DerpDerp Zone. So my first question is, was
there every anything on WWE or TNA Tv that completely made you say
"no....just no..."

Question 2. I know this one is kinda generic, as I hate asking generic
questions. I also hate "What-if" questions as they are what they are. Just
what-ifs. But IF you were going to make a logical TNA invasion storyline,
how would you do it. I thought it would have been perfect if Christen acted
as if he left his TRUE home in TNA at Slamaversery and they would have
carried over to the next night on RAW with facial expressions. it would
slowly make him want to go back to TNA and lead the charge of a hostile
take over.

And finally question 3. (And don't worry Andy. It's a REAL question this
time. YOU'RE FAVORITE!) If the Miami crowd has thought us anything, it's
that WWE fans have a voice not on the internet, But at big live events like
PPV's and RAW. If you could rally up a crowd in your city and ask them to
chant one thing, what would it be? Mine would be "My
names...............................Randy (clap clap clapclapclap)with the
entire arena being silent in the middle of it. Or something that
might benefit a superstar.

Thats all this week.You can send your emails to
Mondaynightflaw@flawedcast.net, Send you're tweets to our twitter we always
use, and Cam Gullet is a shit stain.
-Zing.
((read subject title for that to make sense))

XOXOXOXO your true intercontinental champion, TheTallOne.
PS. Also, fuck that "XOXO" Crap Austin. You Gay asshole.


Michael Hodge
What the Fuck Happen​ed to That Guy?​

Hey Chrandy,

I know this is the wrong show for this game, but what the fuck happened to Tito Santana? He doesn't get trotted out as one of the legends. There's no Tito Santana retrospective DVD. Pretty sure he's not dead. Did he just retire and go away, or is he behind the scenes somewhere?

Have fun. Play safe.

Your pal,

~Hodgey


James Ryan
I Pity All Fools​

Greetings and salutations, Monday Night Trollz! Before I get to the
tete a tete-ing (huh?) Let's talk about Monday Night Raw! I don't
usually write emails to you guys like the other kids, so welcome back
me! Allow myself to introduce myself, I am James Ryan, "The Golden
Voice" of the Flawedcast Network! Now that I got that out of the way,
this is a special West Coast RAW live-emailing...

Was that not the most hilarious opening segment, albeit predictable,
3Way with Punk, D-Bryan, and AJ in a long time? One proposal? Two
proposals!?! #BONERALERT

With regards to AJ's happy entrance song, is it mostly gay that I just
want to download her..., ahem, theme to be my ringtone? #NOHOMO or
maybe #GAY4PAY, right Adam Dan??

Though, every time I do hear her "LIGHT IT UP!" theme, I can't help
but think she should be sharing that song with Smokey McBongWater. No?
Fuck you, then! I was going to go with a Cheech and Chong reference,
but I realized that only one of you would understand it. Seeing how
Chris has basically lived in a cave with his eyes closed and his
fingers in his ears since his hair migrated North for the 6th grade
winter. Damn you. I seriously just want to Chris Alt Delete your face.

Yet, thanks to last week's episode of Male Bag, located at the
ChuckleHut, it was revealed to the audience that Chris just absolutely
adores Gallagher! MidWesternHumor.com!

Not to be confused with Adam Dan's website, JacksonvilleTumor.org!

Or Nate's homepage, GoTinyCubs.Small! Punhouse Dot, oh wait, AM I
DOIN THIZ RITE????

Meanwhile back to RAW, John Cena just about said that he guarantees
that he's going to win the Money in the Bank match at the pay per
view! Way to alienate your remaining paying customers in that
valuable 18-35 demographic!!! Isn't his stupid catchphrase, "RISE
AGAINST HATE"??? This Boston Fag (no, not Cam Gullett, I'll touch on
him later, or maybe I'll just touch him), this Boston Fag has turned
into the biggest hater in the entire WWE since Big Show's heel turn!
In the words of the internet kids, "Stop being a Hater!!!"

This is one time I will hand it to TNA for actually putting the
championship belt on Austin Aries, one of their most popular wrestlers
at this time.

But other than fat mexican tweens, rednecks, other white people, and a
bunch of Make-A-Wish mutants, no normal person wants John Cena within
1000 yards near the title belt again. Wow. ironically enough, I
basically just described your core audience: Lucky Lopez, Cam Gullett,
Stuart Little, and Adam Dan! Mazel tov!

Let's talk about my broadcast colleague Cam Gullett for a moment, his
long lost father just made his triumphant return to RAW!! Bob Fuckin'
Backlund!!! Congrats Cam, too bad Backlund didn't pass on his
prodigious and robust vocabulary to you.

Cross-Faced Chicken Wing 4 life! Sit down Alt, they don't serve those
at Buffalo Wild Wings! CloggedArteries.NateCorbitt!

And speaking of Nate, congratulations on just being revealed as the
Anonymous RAW General Manager! You did a bang up job for the past two
years, tough guy! And to think, we gave you a ton of shit for sounding
stiff on the microphone on the Wait Till Next Year episodes. We
seriously had no clue that you were living a secret double life, RAW
GM and Lawn Gnome! Those are two stressful careers!

God Bless your Tiny Damaged Heart.

PS: Can you hook me up with some Travelocity discounts? Travelocity.com!

Now if we can just get an answer of who was behind G-TV, I can die a
happy man! A happy, lonely man. Brazzers.com!

Back to Live RAW: I'd like to penetrate Eve Torres in her Oompa Loompa
butt vagina. #YES!

Tag Match over. The Syracuse Orange mascot gets pinned by Tiny Vagina
AJ. Calm down, Dev, she's 25. And speaking of which, this week he'll
be counting down to 4 weeks until his local middle school returns from
summer vay-cay. #Stay100YardsAway!

Well, RAW is OVER now. The show started off with a bang, but ended in
a whimper and 2 AJ slaps. I won't lie, I do dig the whole
Punk/DBryan/AJ menois a trois storyline, though at first I really did
think this was one big set up for D-Bryan to get a title back. But
now I feel this could go any way. Maybe AJ will end up the champ! Is
Vince Russo still employed at this federation?? The rest? As long as
Cena doesn't win the briefcase, I'd be happy. Bottom line, I don't
email often to your little show, and I don't have a pre-set feud with
one of your followers, as yet. And as for the titles, they sound
nice. Thom is the current IC champ? No slam here. I love the Zartan
and the Dreadnoks, and those are YOUR people in animated form.

With that, I'm out. I gotta get back to editing out Cam's "Umms",
"Errs", and "Yeahs." and all of Alt's video game button sounds while
he plays "Bubblegum Chainsaw Pedophile" out of my show, THE ARMY OF
DORKNESS! Found exclusively on the Flawedcast Network!

Be well,

James Ryan, The Golden Voice of the Flawedcast Network


Cam Gullett

Is Cliff funny again yet? Don't worry I'll wait.

So Cliff thinks that Andy and I are not on a high enough level for him to
feud with eh? Sounds like code for Cliff being an unfunny twat who has no
good jokes about the Fuhrer and/or the "Dashing" one. #TeamFaber

Need a top 5 list of things that would be more entertaining than listening
to The Creepshow? No? Well we didn't NEED a 6 1/2 long podcast but that
fucking assclown gave us one so here goes:

5. Watching me do my "job" on a friday night.

4. Watching all 3 Transformers movie back-to-back-to-back.

3. Watching the Kansas City Royals play the Houston Astros.

2. Reading this stupid fucking list.

1. Watching a 60 minute Iron Man match between the Great Khali and Michael
Cole.

Tom Roper, more like Tom jerks off to midget porn while hanging from a
Rope-r.

Has anyone else noticed that Damien Sandow looks a lot like the Kryptonian,
Non, from Superman II?

Is Cliff funny again yet? I'll keep waiting.

When JB King sent in his Bingo game last week I assume he misspelled shit
like B9, yes?

Is it a coincedence that pedophilia, err Catholic supporter Dustin Faber
now resides in Pennsylvania?

In the battle of who can be douchier between Kenny King and TNA, who ya got?

Stu becoming a ten time champion is a great milestone in the MNF
heavyweight championship lore. I look forward to Stu using this stature to
end up fucking one of your daughters someday and then eventually running
Monday Night Flaw.

I really can't wait to hear the epic battle this week between Cliff "I
stopped being funny weeks ago" Snotes and Dustin "The Catholic
Curb-Stomper" Faber. This should easily be the best action that we have
ever heard on Monday Night Flaw, but only until I edit together my new
audiobook, "Confessions of a truckstop whore."

Word is that Rey Mysterio Jr is returning this tuesday at the Smackdown
taping which may actually bode well for Alberto Del Rio's chances at
beating Sheamus this Sunday as there is no way that Rey will be a heel and
he will most certainly be immediately in the title picture.

What do you guys think the chances are of getting an AJ wedding on the 1000
Raw are?

Finally, mercifully, I leave you with the hope that Tom Roper can get a
tryout match in TNA to finally realize my dreams of him getting his neck
snapped by Zema Ion.

As always,

"Dashing" Cam Gullett, cohost of Army of Dorkness, even though we rarely
record anymore because James is too busy making 6 1/2 hour long podcasts
that nobody wants.


Adam Dan
RAW

So I actually watched RAW this week, and all I have to say is that holy
Jesus FUCK does AJ have some amazing thighs.

-Adam

P.S. Tom Roper? More like TAINT RIPPER!!!


Vin Tanner
You're welcome for t​he $12 asshole​



From the Desk of Flawedcast GM Vin Tanner

Dear Andy and Chris,

Sorry for being an absentee GM for a week. Now you know how
Andy's illegitimate kids feel. It was a holiday weekend and I needed to
pay respect to our country. So now I'll have to do some extra ads this
week to make up for my investment.

$19.99 shouldn't be too much of
a REACH for you Nate. Get going.

One more...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iLTfG75s6g What you didn't know
is that 70% of those 70% got their herpes from Cam. I hear he pops these
things like tic tacs after all the different strains of herpes he's
acquired. He's actually patient zero for 7 different kinds of STDs and 3
kinds of ass fungus. Cam's Patient Zero? More like Truck Stop Tranny
Hero. Am I right?

I tried to listen to all of the podcast last week, but I didn't get through
it all. Just a few quick notes for anyone that continues to think I'm
Cliff's Notes. Fuck you. Hey Cliff. How has no one pointed out the irony
that you named your self about the industry standard for shortening and
abridging literature and you can't seem to right an email shorter the Nate
Corbet. PUNSHOUSE.COM!!! And I mean real irony, not the kind that Alanis
Morrisette taught JB King. Hey King, I have a special ad for you this
week. There you go buddy. You
can be just like Marky Mark. Say hello to your mother for me. Alright?

Alter boy, we have no new female listeners. You can stop with the Cosmo's
and Virginia Slims. That and I'm not sure you're even old enough. Let me
get this straight. You're taking Algebra, you play video games, watch
wrestling and all the movies on the list you hadn't seen from last week
were the rated R ones. Are we sure your balls have even dropped yet? Why
am I asking you?? Hey, Cam. I don't need to know details, but can you
give us the low down on Chris' junk? We know you've been down there
before.

Andy, there was still no Europen Belt last week for Scottish Color Me Bad.
Please get on that this week.

Ok, off to check on my other investment.

Your GM,
Vin Tanner.


Stu Little
Ten

Awright guys,

Ten times World Champion, eh? Ah've only got wan thing tae say tae that:
AYE!
AYE!
AYE!
AYE!
AYE!
AYE!
AYE!
AYE!
Don't worry, ah'm no daein' a JB King tribute wae the spellin' here. Ye may recall that I said that when this day came, ah'd celebrate by daein' a whole e-mail in phonetic scottish. Well here it is. Ah hope Andy is readin' this, cos ah doubt very much Chris could cope wae it, no' tae mention ah reckon his scottish accent is shite compared tae the Great Big Mooth. Just a disclaimer though, lads, naebody really speaks like ah'm aboot tae, because while ah'm using real stuff we say in Glasgow, ah'm also throwin' in stuff they say in Edinburgh and fae 50 year auld scottish comic strips Oor Wullie and The Broons. Ah'm perpetuating horrible stereotypes, so much so ah'm just short ae wearing a kilt and eatin' a tin ae shortbread...which despite the name isnae whit Nate Corbitt's sandwiches are made usin'. PUNSHOOSE.COM!
Special thanks tae Andy and Chris by the way fur daein' this show. It's a great laugh writing fur it, and despite aw the jokes ah make aboot Chris' pronunciation and editing, you two gie up your time fur it and all the other stuff ye both dae fur the network. JB was asking last week aboot whit oor favourite moments were fae the show's history, and just hearing Chris laugh is hilarious, and no' just because he sounds like's chokin' tae death. It's just so infectious. The stuff wae your daughter is adorable an' aw, Chris. Ah also loved the joke aboot the saxophone music and weird lighting that follows Aksana aroon' being cos she's part ae the Undertaker family and the music comes fae opening an urn wae Val Venis' ashes inside. Andy...ah loved when ye did the the Impact Recap in Terrance and Phillip voice, because e-mails are always funnier when ye read them oot in a ridiculous accent. At least ah think so, fur some reason. But whit dae ah ken? Ah'm just a talkin' moose. That's MOOSE, no' moose. The kind ye find in the skirting board ae yer hoose. Or under the floorboards...because they're loose.

Congratulations tae ma fellow countryman Tom Roper fur winning the Intercontinental Title. Ye've proved ye've got some mic skills, now all you need is tae actualy work on, y'know, winning matches if ye ever expect tae capture a non-virtual belt.

Dustin Faber? Mair like...Dustin' ma Caber aff so's ah can chuck it at Cliff's Notes. Am ah right? #TeamFaber.

Ah'd like tae alter ma theory aboot Brian VanAlstyne's countdown. It's no' for the removal ae his ankle bracelet. He's just lowering the maximum age ae his victims every week. Must be some sort ae mid-life crisis.

Anyway, on tae SmackDown, where throughoot the show, Teddy Long wis huvin' a barbeque, and serving up stuff like hot dogs and burgers. Speaking ae burgers, dae ye ken whit they call a quarter pounder wae cheese in Glasgow? Health food! Deep fry that bastard in batter and then we'll talk. Otherwise, don't waste ma time. Anyway, Teddy had a bit ae trouble lighting the grill up, so Kane hud tae use his magic powers tae get it goin'. Ah dunno why he disnae use that mair, and why the WWE disnae exploit it. Ah mean he could guest star on Mad Men as Sterling Cooper's new ad executive, and use it to light a chick's cigarette all suave-like. Or here's a thought...he could just set his opponents on fire! He'll break Zack Ryder's back, but no' light him up? Remember that time he used a lightning bolt to set someone one fire when him and Undertaker were showin' aff their powers? Noo, he comes oo tae the ring wearing a second protective mask because he's scared ae whit? Sparks? Dammit Kane, ye used tae be cool.

Secondly, ah'm so, so sorry. On a previous show ah said they should repackage Hornswoggle as a devious mastermind...but ah didnae mean by making him the anonymous Raw GM! Ma occassional powers ae prophecy have been twisted fur dark purposes, and fur that, ah apologise. And giving his mannerisms when he was revealed and how he didnae say a word, can we assume he's back tae being a mute hyperactive leprechaun wae the personality ae a 6 year auld? #FuckTreatingDwarvesLikeRealPeople?
Still, it was good tae see Bob Backlund on the show, however briefly. He's apparently no' quite auld enough tae main event TNA, so it was nice ae WWE tae throw him a bone.

Finally, ah wanted tae ask what ye think ae how WWE writes oot (or disnae write oot) people who leave the company? Ah personally like a bit ae closure and continuity wae wrestling characters, so when they actually go tae the trouble ae acknowledging someone leaving or lead up tae it, ah think it's cool, and it's annoying when they just let it go by withoot comment. As an example, when John Morrison left, they actually wrote an injury intae his last appearance, and then used it a week later tae get some heat fur Laurinaitis when he announced he'd future endeavoured Morrison. That was a neat and logical way ae daein' it. They also had the mair humorous way of "killing" him on the Z! True Long Island Stories at the same time, which they've continued tae reference. Compare it tae how wan week Mr. Kennedy had shown up back on Raw, telling Randy Orton he's gonnae be the next champion, then the next, released with absolutely nae mention ae it on tv. If WWE really don't want tae gift wrap their people fur the competition, would it no' make mair sense to send them away in a storyline that puts the idea in the audience's minds that they're only in TNA or wherever because they had tae leave the "big leagues"? Whit's your thoughts, and are there any exit storylines and sendoffs ye remember liking?

Speaking of endings...ah guess ah should make mah big announcement. Now that ah've gotten ten wins, ah think ah don't have to prove mahself any mair, so today, I, Stuart William Little, am formally announcing mah retirement.


Fae Rap.

Ah know this is going tae be a devastating blow tae a lot ae the listeners, who nae doubt wish that Scott Land could just keep dropping the rhymes indefinitely, but...ah have tae recognise when mah best days are behind me, and pack it in. Ah will not rule out the occasional return, however. This is really mair ae a Jay-Z style retirement, but nothing's in the works for the forseeable future. Ah may have a producer role on Nate Corbitt aka MC Busta Kneecap's new LP though, titled "Foot High Supafly". PUNSHIZOOSE.COM! Ah hope ye all understand. Goodnight and God bless. Peace oot.

Stu


Dustin Faber
The idiocy of the WW​E​

After seeing what the WWE did on Monday night, well, I have to wonder. Do
they think I'm stupid or something? Hornswaggle as the Anonymous RAW GM was
the dumbest reveal in any TV show I've ever watched. The villains in Scooby
Doo made more sense than this. There's absolutely no way WWE had
Hornswaggle in mind when they created this gimmick. They probably did it at
the last minute thinking they'd get a laugh. But at 10:45 p.m. ET, who is
the target audience? Who in their right mind wanted Hornswaggle to be the
RAW GM? John Laurinitus, from a story-line perspective, would have been the
perfect payoff. It would make complete sense for him to be the guy who
tormented all of us for years. I'm hoping that the anonymous RAW GM will
chime in next week and say that Hornswaggle hijacked his computer. That's
the only way this can be salvaged.

Other topics.

- There's a rumor going around that Tim Tebow could train for MMA. I find
it laughable, as he already has a full-time NFL job. But it got me
thinking, what pro athletes would make good WWE athletes, no matter how
unrealistic it may be for them to take the job? I think Rajon Rondo would
make a great tag-team partner for Kofi Kingston (similar size and
athleticism), Lebron James, for his athleticism, size and charisma, and Ron
Artest, because he's just a crazy nutjob.

- I have watched my WWE Ladder Match DVD a million times. Not including
pay-per-views, what WWE DVD recommendations do you have?

- Finally, there is a man that needs to be addressed. His name is Cliffs
Notes. Gun to my head, I doubt he accepts my challenge for Male Bag 12.
Maybe he will, but given his heel mindset, I'm going to assume he is too
scared to go one on one with me. It angers me to no end: Just a simple
challenge, yet he doesn't have the guts to live up to the greatness he
built up in his mind.

But we all know I'm Mr. Catholic, and Jesus said to pray for your enemies.
So I'd like to take this opportunity to close out my email in thoughtful
prayer for Cliff's Notes.

In the name of the Father, Son, Holy Spirit or insert deity you believe in
here,

Love you God, and sorry for the bad stuff I've done. Thank you God for the
trees, cherry preserves, bubble baths and Guam. Please be with our soldiers
fighting overseas, the professional wrestlers who put all their bodies on
the line night in and night out, and that ugly bastard Cliff's Notes.

God, I know you can take away the pain that Cliff's Notes bring us on a
weekly basis. I ask you give me the ability to defeat him in Male Bag 12,
13 or whenever he grows a twig and berries and faces me like the man he
purports to be. God you know me. I didn't ask for a feud. I just liked
hearing my emails get answered each week. But now that you put this
overbearing chore of a disease in my life, I ask that you give me the
strength to pull an Atom Dan and defeat this cancer to our great show.

Lord, I humbly pray that you don't let any of Cliff's Note's Dreams come
true, and that he dies the way he came into the world. Cold, alone, blind
and helpless. OK, that last part was a little much God, but if you could
have him stub his toe, get a parking ticket or lose the tv remote, that'd
be great.

Your only Undefeated Champion and Straight-edge emailer
Dustin Faber


CliffsNotes
FLAW IS CLIFFSNOTES

WELCOME




TO:



FOURTEEN PAGES



IS



CLIFFSNOTES!!!

Well Andy, you asked for this. I don't know what the hell happened this past week. You’re calling me unfunny, and Chris is suddenly going out of his way to show me respect.



So Andy has aligned himself with Dustin alongside Cam. A tall long-haired stoner from California, a guy who fiercely lives by his rules and religion and wants everyone to observe them, and the annoying lap-dog guy that just wants to fit in. I'm now feuding with #TeamLebowski. OVER THE LINE! Mark it Donny!



My feud with Dustin Faber will not be taking place in a wrestling ring; it will be in the bowling alley parking lot. Give us the money Lebowski!



Andy you’ll need to excuse yourself from your hosting duties for the fight, and get James Ryan to appear as “The Stranger” and provide the voice over. Nobody else on this network can come close to Sam Elliott’s voice.



And I suppose this means that Brian Van Alstyne will be aligning with me against #TeamLebowski as “The Jesus”. What’s a pederast? Shut the fuck up Donny.





Before I get to Dustin, a few other things need to be discussed.



First, I’d like to address the brother of “The Dude” Andy Gaston. Mister Aaron Gaston. Sir, thank you for all of your hard work on this network. However, I think you are a bit mistaken on the amount of originality around here. We are constantly forced to create and develop new ideas. To help you get caught up to how the Male Bag works here's a brief overview - or the "Cliffs Notes" version" - of the cycle for originality around here



Week One: an original clever idea introduced in a Male Bag. Author receives many compliments and votes.



Week Two: a clever twist on the original idea introduced, often by someone else.



Week Three: about four riffs on the original idea, ranging in quality from excellent down to a "Good job! Good effort!" earned by Adam Dan.



Week Four: Andy declares that this idea has now raped the shark.



See? Four Weeks. That’s the life cycle of an original idea before it is murdered. That’s not bad. There is another variation on originality, though. It usually goes like this:

Day One: a random nonsensical humorous meme mocking a specific wrestler is introduced, usually by Chris Alt on MNF.


Days Two through Thirty: about half the emails on Male Bag smoothly work this wrestler and reference into their notes.


Day Thirty-one: Wrestler is future-endeavored.



Day Thirthy-Two: Just about every email acknowledges that the wrestler will be missed in their own unique way.


Day Thirty-Five: Chris Alt is not funny and that meme makes no sense and Chris is a jerk for not having seen the original Evil Dead, according to a bitter email from Cam Gullet. Shut the fuck up, Donny.







So... the anonymous Raw GM shows up on Raw the same week Vin Tanner goes missing from Flaw. Coincidence? I think not. But it would fit the narrative here on Monday Night Flaw that Vin Tanner is really Nate Corbitt.



Oh wait... you still think I am Vin Tanner? Sure. You're right. You caught me. I might as well come clean. I have an addiction. I'm addicted to Gimmicks. Not only am I Cliffs Notes the new emailer guy, Serpienete Enmascarada, and CliffsNotes the heel Jericho guy; not only am I Vin Tanner, but I am also many other characters on this network.



I am Austin Sanders!



I am also Future Star and Shean Walsh!



But my masterpiece is that I am JB King!!! And let me tell you, pretending to screw up my punctuation and grammar and spelling that much is a chore.



But that's not all. I am really none of those people. I am Scott Taylor! Now Cue My Music!!! No. Not Really. Please don't play Scott Taylor's music.





So last week, JB King suggested that we commemorate the significant achievement of the 1,000th Raw by recalling our favorite... Wait what? We are celebrating the 10th Male Bag? Is ten episodes an accomplishment on this network? Another example of the low standards around here. I can't wait for the tenth episodes of other shows on this network:


Gamer and Proud 10.0 will be Jon's final episode, as he spends the entire episode arguing with Chris about his RIGHTS to play video games WITHOUT agreeing to any of the Terms And Conditions required to play games released by a CORPORATION.

Alcoholocaust Ten will feature Chris Alt drunk on Lime-a-rita's. His co-host is a homeless Dustin Faber, who broke into a nearby church to steal wine for his appearance.

Army of Dorkness X. This is the third episode without Cam. James Ryan is just using a Cam Gullett soundboard for a few random stupid comments. Ratings have increased eight-fold since the change.

The tenth episode of Flawmentary will be Tyler Houston, Chris Alt, and Aaron Gaston drinking scotch and smoking cigars as they provide the Andy Gaston Roast while watching the video of his burial. They play poker to divide up his network and scotch.

TV For Vendetta episode 10 will arrive in 2016, as Chris and Brian discuss the end of NBC, CBS, and ABC. They will review the new season of shows on Netflix, YouTube, Google, and Amazon. Also, this will be Brian's first show from prison.


Sixth Year Seniors 10th episode will focus on the latest Bobby Petrino sex scandal. He once again found a whore in Arkansas.... this time at a Waffle House.







So back to JB King. He wants us to celebrate the 10th Male Bag. OK. I'll play along. Congratulations Chris and Andy, it's an honor to be writing to you guys on this, the tenth Male Bag, and I hope you...wait... this is Male Bag 11? We are celebrating the 10th Male Bag in Male Bag 11? Well, there's JB King Math for you. King, do you exchange Christmas presents in January, too?



Alright. I’ll help commemorate the first ten episodes of Male Bag. But I’ll do it in my own way. I re-listened to some of the last 10 episodes this week. Here’s some thoughts and memories:



Male Bag 3 was really, really good and still holds up a few months later. I was thoroughly entertained listening to it again. Serpiente won the title that week, but everyone else had a great turn, too. In fact, I'll go as far as saying that JB turned in one of his top three emails, and Stu and I have won the weekly title with much weaker efforts. However, the other emailers also brought tremendous talent, and absolutely had their moments too. Any new listeners out there should check that show out.



Also in Male Bag 3, Andy curiously said this: "Dustin you will never in a million years have a shot at emailer of the week". And now, you want to put this guy in a headline feud. Great talent scouting Andy. Were you embarrassingly wrong then? Or are you wrong now?





Andy and Chris: Even though you have both been a thorn in my side recently, I will compliment both of you. I’ve thoroughly enjoyed your voices and imitations over these shows.

But because you have both been a thorn in my side recently, I'm going to make you work during my email. That's right. I'm turning the tables. I’m not here to entertain you. You are here to entertain me. I'm putting you guys on the spot and making you use your voices, starting NOW.

The Scene: Mr McMahon is seated at a desk in a room with cheap wood paneling and blue curtains hung from a wall with no windows. A poster of The Marine 3 is on the left, and a SummerSlam poster of Brock Lesnar's face is on the right.

A pounding knock is heard at the door.

MR MCMAHON (Chris): WHO IS IT!!!

Randy Orton (Chris): My name........... Is Randy...

MR MCMAHON: YES. SIT DOWN RANDY.

Randy Orton: .....Orton!

MR MCMAHON: UMM RIGHT. ANYWAYS RANDY, WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE. STEPHANIE WANTS TO FIRE YOUR ASS BUT HUNTER DOESN'T. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Randy Orton: I think........ That I can strike....

MR MCMAHON: YOU'RE GOING ON STRIKE?

Randy Orton: ... At any......time.

MR MCMAHON: YOU ARE A GIANT DOUCHEBAG. WE ARE MAKING SOME CHANGES. FIRST, WE ARE DROPPING YOU TO THE MIDCARD. HEY QUIT SHITTING ON THAT PLANT. ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION? CAN I CONTINUE?

Randy Orton: CUNT.... In you?

MR MCMAHON: GODDAMMIT ORTON ARE YOU NINE??? SITDOWN AND SHUT UP!!!. WE ARE ALSO CHANGING YOUR GIMMICK. TRIPLE H HAS HIS SLEDGEHAMMER. BUT HIS LAZY ASS IS RETIRED. SO I WANT YOU TO START USING IT. BUT THERES A TWIST. WATCH THIS VHS TAPE...

Gallagher (Andy): It slices! It dices! It smashes!! It gashes!! And don’t you wanna know how it works??? It’s the Sledge-o-matic! You want juice? Watch me smash these grapefruits!!!!

MR MCMAHON: HE SAID GRAPEFRUITS! HAHAHAHAHA! ORTON, I TRUST YOU CAN HANDLE THAT?

Randy Orton: You shouldn't .... Trust me...

MR MCMAHON: SHUT UP. ALSO YOUR NEXT FEUD IS GOING TO BE WITH A NEW GUY. HE'S MEXICAN AND GAY! GET IN HERE SERPIENTE MARICON!

Serpiente Maricon (Chris): ooh la la! Ola Señor Oily Orton! Hey!!! Dos sexy serpientes! <insert kissing sounds>. Yo soy un fan de la chin-locks! Sexo anal en fuego!!! No me gusta señoritas. Señor Orton molestero Serpiente Maricon!

Randy Orton: I don't…… Speak ......Mexican....



MR MCMAHON: DOESN’T MATTER. YOU’RE ALSO GETTING A NEW MANAGER. AND HERE HE IS!!! STEINER GET IN HERE.



Serpiente Maricon: Ohhhhh! Big Poppa Pump! Grande Papi de la Bomba! Papi Bomba Maricon! Si! Si! Si! Tres Hombre's!!! Por Favor!!! Muy Muscles!!! Trio Homosexual!!



Scott Steiner (Andy): You see Randy before I came along, you were just one man, so you only had a fifty percent chance of winning a match. But Nowwwwwww, since I’m here, we are now Twooooo men, so we have doubled your odds, so you have a hundred percent chance of winning a match.

MR MCMAHON: THERE YOU GO ORTON YOU PEASANT. YOU WORK FOR ME. YOU WILL DO WHAT I SAY.

Randy Orton: No…. I don't..... Think...

MR MCMAHON: OBVIOUSLY

Randy Orton: ....so.... Meet my... New agent.

A knock on the door

MR MCMAHON: WHO IS THIS GUY?

John Merediethethith (Andy): You see Mr McMahon, your CORPORATION is dragging down my client with all your RULES and your CONTRACTS. And you’re making my client work as an INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR but forcing gall these EMPLOYMENT RULES on him! And now your wife is trying to run for a seat with the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT where you can dictate more rules through the MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX. You’re just using the POLITICAL ARENA and the LIBERAL MEDIA to attack my client. I'm not going to allow you and your COPORATE PARTNERS continue this CONSPIRACY against my client to hurt his freedoms!



MR MCMAHON: OHH CHRIST. STEINER, I’M TIRED OF LISTENING TO THIS. GET RID OF THAT GUY.



Scott Steiner (Andy): I’m Big Poppa Pump! Let’s go Spanish!



MR MCMAHON: NO NOT THE QUEER MEXICAN. THE OTHER ONE. YOU KNOW WHICH ONE, RIGHT?



Scott Steiner: He’s FAT!



And…. Scene!



For the 20 th Male Bag celebration (which will occur during Male Bag 23), I’ll add in a rap from SCOT LAND, and I’ll have Chris recite an entire Family Guy episode.



But we’re not done yet. Andy, you wanted 14 pages, we are almost there!



Speaking of SCOT LAND, hey Stu! Welcome Back to the top of the mountain. Two in a row. You and I, sir. You and I know that feeling. But I will be back.



Hey Roper. Congrats on the Monday Night Flaw Intercontinental Title. This is the most prestigious title you’ve held, isn’t it? By the way, did you notice that the highest vote total for one of your emails was from when you were dead? Is that a big enough hint?



Thank You WWE for the confusing Raw Money In The Bank match. Cena, Jericho, Show, and Kane. Who the hell is the Face?







And now, it is time.



Time for what you’ve all been waiting for. The stage is set. Here I sit, in the center of a red-carpeted squared-circle. There’s a nice table and podium and a clipboard. And a single shiny pen! That’s right, it’s the most exciting Sports Entertainment Segment possible! The Contract Signing!







Dustin Faber.



Dustin, Dustin, Dustin.



You’ve called me out. You sent in not an email, but your own unedited, unfiltered, quivering and spooky voice with absolutely no sound effects present whatsoever.



The passion in your voice was clear.



Dustin has had enough.



Dustin is going to shepherd in a new era, and rid the land of the scourge known as CliffsNotes. Dustin is rounding up his sheep with his #TeamFaber t-shirts. He’s been calling his friends and they are drinking punch in the church basement and drawing up their colorful #DustiNation posters.



Dustin. Be careful what you wish for.



You want a piece of me?



Heh. Heh. Your ambition is so cute.



Dustin, you have again forgotten. I am here to Save Us all from Mediocrity.



And I will give you a tiny amount of credit. You have juuuuuuuuust barely pulled yourself up over the edge and ever so slightly, you have risen above Mediocrity. Congratulations on your one, single title. And last week, you got a few votes to reach second place. But now, you think your feelings and your emotions and your opinions matter? No, son. Don’t get ahead of yourself.



You are not worth my time, and you are not worth a title feud, and I will not be the instrument that banishes you from this show.



THE ANSWER IS NO.



Right now you’re at the back of the line. Keep working on your writing skills. Take a few classes. Open a book that wasn’t written two thousand years ago, so you might stir up some relevant and current opinions for this show. And maybe in a few years, when you win your second or third title, we can see if you are worth my time.



I AM CLIFFSNOTES.



Aaron Gaston

3 weeks and counting.
All I'm asking for is one original idea.

Yet again you all let me down. More like ... Damn it.

Cliff - Eat three dicks. Make it Four. Your letter this week was an exaggerated version of my letter last week. Cliff equation - If it's funny in passing... why not palgerise the whole fucking letter? You might as well ask Andy to read in a goofy accent.

Spit venom in interviews, speakin on reunions?
Move units, then talk shit and we can do this
Until then - I ain't even speakin your name
Just keep my name outta yo' mouth and we can keep it the same.
(dr Dre)

You are a scab, a pawn, another underage target for Brian Van-I'll-Rape-That-Kid, a lowly LISTENER. Know your roll and shut your mouth! I've taken more popular shit's than you. mmaHole has been downloaded on a petabyte scale from the mighty Flawedcast empire, you have written two love notes and a "how to" guide to sucking ass at life. My voice is loved by trillions, you're own mother couldn't pick you out of a lineup. Do you even know who your dad is? Of course you don't! You were born in a dumpster. I was born in a golden crib, adorned in diamonds and pussy and weed.

This must be what it's like having a special needs child (no offense to Cletus' Parents). You still see the beauty in their deep sad eyes, you can ignore the arm growing out of their forehead, you want them to do well, yet you can't trust them to brush their own teeth without them causing permanent brain trauma.

We need a hero. A patriot. An ambassador of the Flawedcast name. Someone who isn't afraid to take his ideas and dreams and make them a reality. I haven't yet seen that from your degenerate listeners.

They are complacent, lazy and repetitive. Same act, different week. We need someone brave and noble like that Kemper Arena rigging assistant hired in '99 to, among other things, "Ensure the longevity of the WWF brand". (A task he was triumphantly successful in performing) In fact I wear a blue blazer every May 23 to honor that visionary genius.

I say again to you good gentlemen, cease and desist!

I will be watching...
Spidey

JB King
Back to the jokes

Hey guys, when are you going to put up the “Team Faber” shirts up on your
Flawedcast store? Also, put me down for two rape whistles. I’m going to the
ESPYs tonight and I’m sure these will come in handy when my “N” word
tourrets kick in. Thanks.

Holy shit, Easy E Gaston is contributing now? I’m glad the talented Wayne’s
brother of this network is finally on here. Anyway, a word to you Easy E.
I’m glad you are asking these mouth breathers to step up and be funny again
but you need to threaten them better than just a simple virus. Cam Gullet
has AIDs, do you think another virus is going to shape him up? Hell, Cam
doesn’t even have a computer. No need to send something to Chris’ laptop.
And Cliff has 37 different email accounts. Good luck picking the right one.
And I doubt it will scare Adam Dan. If you really want to scare the shit
out of him, email him a job application. If he got a job, he would be more
disappointed than when his resume was declined for the paraplegic Olympics,
because apparently missing half a brain doesn’t qualify you for such events.


Stu, congratulations. I admire your work and hope you keep bringing the
heat. I’m giving you the heads up though. I will take that title again
someday. Because I take what I want! And after I’m done with Thom and Cliff
I WANT DA GOLD SUCKA! STU LITTLE! WE COMING FOR YOU NIGGA! By the way, I’ve
dated enough coloreds, so I can say that.
(JOHNNYHASONLYDATEDMINORITES.SHOCKING) That’s right, I’m reaching for that
belt like Nate Corbitt reaches for his heart medication stuck in his kid’s
old high chair. Anyway, onto Thom.

The last time Thom Roper did something funny he shot himself in the head.
Which he still milks to this day. Suck it up you dingo fucking pussy. How
long does it take for a brain injury to heal? Perhaps that explains the
half assed failed jokes you give on MNF. Thom Roper’s jokes are as potent
as Adam Dan’s sperm. But I will be the gentleman here and end this Thom
Bomb with a poem. Roses are red, violets are blue, eat a bag of dicks and
die already.

Speaking of people that eat a lot, what is the 411 on getting Nikki Bella
on this show? Apparently she sucked the fat out of her stomach and put it
in her funbags. See yourself.

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Back to wrestling. I’m looking forward to the PPV but I have to say I’m
mildly confused. What happened to the Primetime players? Weren’t they
supposed to get a title shot? Did I miss an episode of Superstars or
something? I figured the match already happened so I checked youtube. I
typed in “Black on black violence” and while I found some amazingly
entertaining videos, I still couldn’t find the match. Oh well, might as
well forget about it already since creative did. Let’s just get to the
questions.

Question one: Holy shit, what the hell was up with that Hornswaggle GM
bullshit? He makes WWE miserable for a year and a half and the best
punishment they could think of was Jerry Lawler putting him over his knee
and spanking him? (Or as DevSop calls it, foreplay) It’s times like this
that REALLY make me miss JBL throwing Hornswaggle into a cage. Maybe they
could have ended this better by having a Scooby Doo angle. Santino could
have had Hornswaggle tied up and unmasked him to reveal him to be the mini
boogeyman, unmask him again and show Max Mini, unmask him again to reveal
Vince McMahon screaming “IT’S ME AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALLLLLL ALONG AUSTIN!”
Despite all this, at least it had closure. I guess what I’m asking is, what
other storylines would you have liked to see completed before they were
forgotten into obscurity?

Question Two: Sin Cara is going to win MITB. Why you ask? Because only Sin
Cara can pull off the emotion of the epic finger point. Instead of
threating wrestlers with well thought out promos and backstage threats, he
can just pop up in random places to spook the World Heavyweight Champion by
pointing at him or the belt and then vanish into thin air. WWE can even
have the subtext of “SOON” underneath Sin Cara every time he does it. He
may get the finger point more over than when Hogan did it all those years
ago. Now that I think of it, if he pointed at his opponent like Hogan did
and the audience yelled out “TUUUUUU!” I would mark out like when Texas did
the “Cabron” chant to Del Rio two weeks ago. I don’t know where this is
going. Thoughts?

Question Three: Lastly, the big story of the summer, where is it? We’ve had
the summer of Punk last year. The Nexus takeover the year before, and SES
Punk vs drugged up Jeff Hardy the year prior. Most of them come out of
nowhere and I haven’t seen anything too astonishing. So I just wanted to
know what your guys’ guess is for the big summer angle.

Well that’s it for this week. I just wanted to say a final farewell to that
special someone out there, and that’s you Cliff. I’m intimidated by you?
Let’s cut the shit Jon. You want to say that I pander to this network yet
you are the one that gives Andy $12? You want to go off and say I bring
nothing to the show now? Just last week I caused Chris and Andy to fight
and break up. Scream at one another. Reveal Andy’s dark abortion past.
Reveal Chris’ lack of movie knowledge. Watched them get back together. And
helped influence two ideas for new shows. All within 3 sentences. Meanwhile
your weird babble just makes Andy and Chris bored to death. You are a shell
of your former self.

I hope Dustin Faber (who was apparently voiced by Nick Nolte last week)
destroys you with the most carrying, kind and uplifting email he can
possibly muster. So now you have to think and figure out a way to compete
with him. How you ask? I’m sure it’s the same way you plan your other
emails. And by that, I mean you sit at your kid’s tea set and talk with
several stuffed animals. Kind of like what Cartman from South Park did. One
is a Ken doll in a suit named “Vin Tanner”, one is a Barbie doll with its
hair ripped out and has a pencil drawn beard named “Chrissy” who is his
only encouragement left. And the other two are wrestling figures. One is
Chis Jericho and the other is Rey Mysterio representing El Serpiente.

((((Have andy and chris switch off, i.e. have one be cliff and the other be
the dolls)))

(cliff)Would you like some more tea Serpiente?

(serpiente) “SI! SI! SI!”

(cliff) There you go little buddy, and for you miss Chrissy?

(Chrissy: high pitched girl voice) “Oh Cliff, you are so funny and coooooo”


(cliff) “Why thank you Chrissy! What do you think little Jericho?”

(Jericho)“ABORTIONS FOR ALL LIBERALS! THE GOVERNMENT TOOK MY BABY! OBAMA?
MORE LIKE NOBAMA!”

(cliff) “That’s a good idea Jericho! That sounds so funny! I’m sure it will
go over soooo well!”
(Vintanner) I wish daddy was still alive...
(cliff) GET OUTTA MY HEAD !!!
…

Three hours later and “tada” you get an e-mail from him. That’s his “magic”
he brings to the table. Fuck that guy. Go team Faber.

Love, peace and penis grease

Johnny


Aaron Gaston
How's This?

Dear Johnny,

I will drive to your house and mouth-fuck your children on the burning carcasses of your kin and everything you own.

Threat delivered,
Spidey

Dustin Faber's evil preacher gimmick might be my favorite thing ever.

Hey Andy no spoilers asshole. Haha

Picture of Chris filming the new Male Bag

Yeah, I probably fucked JB King there. And I also no-sold several of his drop requests. If I let you have all of them, you'll turn into Army of Dorkness. I did that for your own good, Jibbles.

mondaynightflaw@gmail.com if anyone wants to participate. We're gonna record another podcast tonight that no one gets to hear yet.

Gator, you have figured out my secret. I am Chris Lopez in disguise.

However, I encourage you to Google "Serpiente Enmascarada" and explore the second link...

Male Bag 3 was fantastic. Or, as it will be known, the last time we had only one Spanish email. I am certain that we're gonna end up with, like, 12 Serpientes.

No idea.

I think I really like these new posters.





Except Cam. He's still a dick.

It's the first ever MNF Male Bag on iTunes!

itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monday-night-flaw/id514415327?ign-mpt=uo%3D4

ITUNES!!!

itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monday-night-flaw/id514415327?ign-mpt=uo%3D4

Excitement and enthusiasm isn't a gimmick.

I'm gonna blow you guys away one week just so I can have "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" preface my next email.

No. It hasn't. That's the problem with relying on one person who also sometimes has to go build a house. Eventually our goal is that have that thing streamlined so that we can all just upload our stuff directly onto it ourselves.

No, JB actually makes his own stuff, I think.