I would like to start doing a chat again when Mayhem is posted. I would like to start it at 8pm for however long people want to stay, talk about ideas, what you like or don't like, or just general OOWF stuff (some of us are great historians if some of you new folks have questions about the past)

We used to have a chatroom here, but it no longer works, so I would like to do it on facebook messenger. If you would like to participate, friend me on FB (John Roberts, Bryson City NC) and I will add you to the group

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#854)
Live! From Bismark, North Dakota
April 4, 2018

STANK vs. SHIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU COX

Both men are introduced and the referee calls for the bell. Stank offers Sizzle a free shot and Sizzle responds with a hard right hand. Stank nods and smirks, but the smirk quickly goes away as Sizzle kicks him in the knee. Sizzle follows up with with hard kicks that back Stank up. Sizzle charges, but Stank cuts him off by absolutely planting him with a spinebuster. Stank's not smiling now as he picks Sizzle up and drops him throat first across the top rope. He picks Sizzle up and hits a Stank U. 3 seconds later this one is over.

Winner (Pinfall, :45) Stank

Russ: Stank sure not working by the hour tonight.
Razz: Like he said last week, he's reminding everyone what a threat the Saints still are.

JACK BULLET vs. DEMON SMOKE

Mike Elevenbee stands in the center of the ring with a general crowd hum behind him.

ME: Our next contest will be under Onslaught Rules and therefore have a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, at a weight of 227 pounds, Demon Smoke.
“Until It Breaks” by Linkin Park plays as the entrance stage is engulfed in black smoke. Demon Smoke emerges and heads to the ring.

Russ: Typically only Onslaught Title matches are under Onslaught Rules, but I’ve been told that Danny Taylor is strongly considering giving the winner of this match an Onslaught Title match in the near future.

ME: And his opponent from Des Moines, Iowa, at a weight of 215 pounds; “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

Russ: While neither of these men have ever held that title they have come close in the past and could certainly capture it under the right circumstances.
Razz: To recap for those at home, because you’re all stupid, Onslaught Rules is a 15-minute time limit with only three ropes breaks and three referee warnings allowed. If you go outside the ring you have a 20 count, instead of the usual 10, to get back into the ring.
Russ: It’s also typical to start the bout with a handshake, which we see these two men now doing. We saw earlier in the week how Jack Bullet laid some tough love on Demon Smoke. It was pretty much ‘get better or stop whining about trying.’
Razz: I don’t usually side with Jack Bullet on much, but I have to agree with him on this one. Smoke needs to stop patting himself on the back for getting close. Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell. The two men lockup and Bullet comes out of it with a hammerlock. Smoke drops to his knees and flips Bullet over his head to a seated position. He scores a chinlock. Bullet quickly gets his legs underneath him and pushes up. He turns into the hold and fires three elbows into Smoke’s midsection. Bullet goes into the ropes, hoping to surprise his stunned opponent. But, Smoke recovers quick and meets Jack with a knee to the gut that flips him back over to a seated position on the mat once again. Smoke drops with a double axe handle to the back and rehooks the chinlock.

Russ: Both men here have an old school, mat based style and are close in height and weight.
Razz: However, Smoke is the younger and that gives him the advantage in speed and agility.

And while I would just call him old, I know Russ would point out that Bullet is the much more experienced grappler and that can be a huge advantage over the less experienced Demon Smoke.
Russ: Not to mention Smoke’s confidence issues Bullet has pointed out. You have to believe you can win and I don’t know if Smoke truly thinks that here.

Bullet powers up again, but Smoke breaks off before he can take any punishment from Jack. The two circle each other and lock up again. Bullet pushes Smoke into the near corner. He breaks off before the referee can issue a warning. Jack gives Smoke a tap of the chest. Smoke seems to take exception to that and shoves Bullet hard. Jack falls backwards, but rolls and lands on his feet in a crouch.

Russ: That looked like a friendly tap by Bullet to say ‘hey, I’m giving the clean break here,’ but Smoke didn’t like it too much.
Razz: Good, get mean. It’s what he needs. He shouldn’t allow Jack to be nice to keep him in this. Bullet wants him to stand on his own two feet. There you go.

Bullet nods toward Smoke as he stands. They circle each other again and Bullet extends his hand for a test of strength. Smoke obliges and then they hook up on the other side. The two men press into each other and jockey for leverage.

Russ: As I just mentioned these two men stack up pretty evenly physically, it will be interesting to see who wins out.

Smoke pushes Jack back a little and starts to twist him to the side. He sticks out his leg to trip Jack, who falls backwards over Smoke’s knee.

Razz: I’ve heard of bending over backwards to put a guy over, but this is ridiculous.
Russ: This is very unique. Smoke is driving his knee into Jack’s lower back while he’s got the Silver Eagle standing on his head and his hands pressed to the mat. That’s the agility of Smoke I mentioned too so this works.

Smoke jumps into the air and swings over Bullet, looking to drive his knees into the man’s gut. However, Bullet get his legs up, catches Smoke in the stomach and flips him over to his back. The double knucklelock is held and Bullet flips over to land on top of Smoke in a pinning predicament. Hale counts two before Smoke rolls to his side. The men break off and stand.
Demon Smoke nods this time as they circle each other again. They go to lock up, but Smoke drops and leg sweeps Bullet. He goes down on his face. Smoke leaps on Bullet’s back and controls the action with a hammerlock. Bullet pushes up to his feet and reverses the hammerlock. Smoke reverses back and lets go. He segues into a headlock and Bullet walks them into the ropes. He pushes Smoke off to break the headlock. He goes into the far ropes. Bullet tries a standing dropkick, but Smoke baseball slides under. Bullet splats to the mat. He stands and turns into a dropkick from Smoke.

Jack rolls and stands. Smoke is there to meet him and presses him into the near ropes before whipping him off. Bullet reverses. Smoke hits the opposite strands and races back to duck a clothesline. Bullet turns and meets a flying Demon Smoke for a Thesz Press. Smoke rains down the punches. Hale warns him about the closed fists. Smoke breaks off and stands. Bullet follows.
Russ: Really even so far. Neither man cheating, neither man using any rope breaks. Action in the center of the ring. This is wrestling as it should be.

Razz: Don’t worry folks, I’m sure Moosehead Jack will hit somebody with a chair after the break.

Bullet runs into the ropes. Smoke leapfrogs him. He turns as Bullet comes off the opposite ropes. He leapfrogs Jack. Bullet comes back with a flying crossbody. Smoke rolls through and on top for a lateral press. Bullet kicks out at two. They stand and Jack surprises with a standing dropkick. He goes into the ropes and comes off with a helicopter leg drop. He covers for two.
Bullet pulls Smoke up by the head and pushes him into the near corner. Bullet whips Smoke out. He goes into the opposite corner chest first, but catches himself and leaps up for a mule kick. Bullet ducks under the outstretched legs and takes them on his shoulders. He spins out of the corner and drops Smoke face first with a modified wheelbarrow slam. Bullet rolls Smoke over and covers for a two count.

As they stand, Bullet tries a hip toss, but Smoke blocks and goes behind into a full nelson. Smoke steps over Bullet’s leg and turns it into a full nelson leg sweep. Smoke rolls Bullet over and covers for two. Smoke brings Bullet up into a headlock, but Jack lifts Smoke up and into a side slam. Bullet pulls Smoke up and gets a slingshot suplex. Bullet covers for two.
He pulls Smoke up and slingshots him into the ropes. He telegraphs a backdrop and Smoke rolls over for a sunset flip. It gets a two count. They race up and trade a series of arm drags back and forth. Smoke slides out of the ring to break it off. His breather is short lived as Bullet slingshots out and over on top of Smoke. Hale just starts his count as Bullet shovels Smoke back into the ring. Bullet takes the apron and slingshots back into the ring with a clothesline as Smoke stands. He falls on top for a two count.

Russ: Several near falls by Jack Bullet, but Smoke is hanging on. He’s not giving up here.

Bullet pulls Smoke up with a double underhook for the Silver Bullet. Smoke pushes Bullet back into the corner. He drives two shoulders into Bullet’s midsection. He goes to whip him out of the corner, but Bullet reverses and sends Smoke chest first into the opposite corner hard. Smoke stumbles backwards and right into a neckbreaker by Jack. He covers for two. Bullet pulls Smoke up with a double underhook again. Smoke drops to drive a knee into Bullet’s foot. Jack steps back into the near corner. Smoke charges into an outstretched boot. He turns and bends over from the blow. Bullet skips up to the second turnbuckle and comes off to catch Smoke for a bulldog. That gets another two count.

Bullet pulls Smoke up by the double underhook again, but surprises him by not going for the Silver Bullet, but rather turns it into a package piledriver. That has finally knocked the starch out of Smoke and Bullet is able to hit the Silver Bullet for real and get the one…two…three.
ME: Your winner at 11:15, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

Russ: Demon Smoke hung in there, took everything the veteran Silver Eagle could throw at him and kept coming.
Razz: But eventually, enough is enough. We’ll see what positive reinforcement Smoke can spin out of this non-win.
Russ: And we’ll also see if Jack Bullet will become a force in the Onslaught Division.
The scene fades as Hale raises Bullet’s hand in victory and the fans cheer

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. BEER MONEY

Beer Money is out first to a chorus of boos. Skurge ignores it, SYB has a conniption fit and grabs Russ’s headphones

SYB: ARE THESE PEOPLE BOOING ME?
Razz: Yes
SYB: HOW DARE THEY DO THAT! WHY I OUGHTA…….

Before he can finish Skurge grabs him and pushes him into the ring. SYB is certainly belligerent tonight, he argues a bit with Skurge, who orders him out of the ring, while the “Insane in the Brain” plays and BFE makes their way to the ring. The crowd pops huge for them. They climb into the ring and the bell rings. Justin and Skurge lock up and take us through some wrestling moves, Skurge gets the better of it when he drops Justin throat first on the top rope. He tags in SYB who comes in and chokes Justin on the bottom rope. SYB works over Justin a bit then challenges him to a test of strength, which SYB immediately loses. He manages to free himself and land a low blow to Justin. SYB scurries to tag Skurge back in, while Justin crawls across the mat and tags in Bill. The crowd pops with the hot tag and Bill comes in and drops Skurge with a BIONIC ELBOW! Bill slingshots SYB back into the ring and drops him with another BIONIC ELBOW, then FLIP, FLOP and FLY AND ANOTHER BIONIC ELBOW to Skurge! The crowd goes nuts! The teams continue back and forth for over twenty minutes with both sides getting near falls. At one point Skurge tries a plancha over the top rope but appears to land badly on his back. Skurge is not moving, the ref and EMT’s rush to check on him. While the ref is outside the ring SYB attacks Justin and goes for the JERSEY TURNPIKE, he grabs Justin in a headlock and heads for the corner, but Justin slips free, while pulling a roll of quarters from SYB’s tights! SYB slams into the corner and staggers backward, Justin is about to throw a punch, SYB stops and covers his face, but Justin takes the roll of quarters and empties them on the mat! Ellie May calls for the ref to get back in, inside the ring SYB is frantically scooping up the quarters, Justin rolls him up from behind, the referee slides into the ring, one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 23:11 – Banned From Everywhere

SYB loses his mind and heads up the ramp, following his partner, who is being wheeled up on a gurney.

Russ – Folks we’ll give you an update on Skurge’s condition as soon as we hear something

MATT FOLZ vs. FIREWOMAN – Best of Seven Series, Match 6; Fire leads 3-2

irewoman enters first, looking to clinch this best of seven ahead of schedule as she springs up to the ring and begins to stretch herself out against the ropes. “Battle Without Honor or Humanity” plays in Matt Folz, who radiates intensity (or maybe we just have a problem with our lighting). No jawing with the fans for Matt today, as he climbs into the ring without fanfare, and gestures for a quick start up. Folz and Firewoman lock up tight—side headlock by Folz, taking Firewoman down, Firewoman reverses into a headscissors, the two continue to trade holds on the mat for a couple minutes. The two don’t exchange a single strike until Matt Folz has Firewoman in a full nelson (MASTERLOCK~!), and when Firewoman can’t get to the ropes, she leans forward—and then throws a HEADBUTT back into Matt’s jaw!

Fire begins throwing elbows into Matt’s jaw, pushing him back into the corner, and tries to stomp a mudhole—but Folz grabs the ankle and switches into an ankle lock! Fire is surprised, but rolls herself to the ropes. Folz yanks Firewoman off the ropes, going for a German suplex—Fire tries to headbutt again, but she doesn’t get all of it, but Folz gets it off and bridges into a cover: 1—2—no! Fire kicks out! Folz tries to rotate hips, Fire spins herself around in the grip, couple knees to the gut of Folz, PERFECT-PLEX! Only good for two, as Matt Folz kicks out with authority. Now Fire and Folz go back to chain wrestling—after a couple violent weeks, the two have really focused on just besting each other with the basics. Matt Folz pulls Firewoman up into an abdominal stretch, of all things—jamming the elbows into her side (I didn’t say they were playing nice), but as he does so, he loses the leverage base and Firewoman manages to toss him with an armdrag. Firewoman floats over, CROSSFACE! She hooks the arm with her legs to go full on LeBell-Lock . . . Matt doesn’t want to lose it all on a tapout, but what choice does he have with his arm nowhere near the ropes . . .

. . . his choice is brute strength, as he slips the knees under his chest and forces his way up with Firewoman on his back—Fire transitions her hold into a dragon sleeper, but Folz reverses into a SHOULDER BREAKER! Good old Rocky Maivia’s finisher, whatever happened to him? Now Folz is on Fire’s neck with a TAZMISSION! He’s choking her out in the middle of the ring, insistent on getting a passout if not a tapout . . . Fire is fading, but manages to push up and ram Folz backward into the turnbuckle posts! Fire stumbles away groggy but goes for a charge a little quick—Folz comes FLYING out, taking advantage of the grogginess for a STIFF running knee. Firewoman collapses to her knees; Folz grabs her from behind, and gets off one more sweet German—he holds her tight, and while she wobbles, she’s too out-of-sorts to get leverage: 1—2—3!

Winner in 15:22 . . . Matt Folz!

Matt Folz celebrates his win (by which we mean, he immediately grabs his hurt neck and falls to his knees) as Firewoman rolls out of the ring, getting checked by the paramedics on sight. She is not showing much damage on the outside, but seems to keep stumbling and not being able to hold her balance for a couple minutes, until she breaks free from those trying to help her out and slowly stumbles out under her own power. A real bell-ringing situation going into the last of seven.

THE CIRCLE vs. TEXPRESS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

Both teams make their way to the ring and the referee calls for the bell. Ghost and Zane start out with some big man power moves, but quickly work into some actual mat wrestling. Zane gets the initial advantage and he and Chad use quick tags to keep the big man on the mat. The momentum shifts when Zane misses a drop kick, when Ghost holds onto the top rope. He tags in Shannon and now they cut the ring in half and work over Zane. Finally Zane makes the tag to Chad and he comes in and cleans house. He puts Shannon on the mat with a slingshot suplex, and covers, but Shannon kicks out at two. Chad grabs her legs and traps her in a figure four, but Shannon refuses to quit, finally working her way to the ropes to force the break. Chad pulls her to her feet and tries an atomic knee drop, but Shannon flips over his shoulders and falls back to make the tag to Ghost.

Ghost comes in and he and Chad brawl around the ring for a bit. Ghost tries for a piledriver, but Chad blocks it and back drops Ghost, then POPS him in the face with a superkick! Chad pulls Ghost to his feet and whips him into the corner and follows, but Ghost explodes out of the corner and catches Chad with a RUNNING BOOT to the face! Chad goes down in a heap and looks dazed, Ghost tags Shannon in, she grabs Chad and hits the ENIGMA BUSTER! Ghost keeps Zane from making the save, and Shannon gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 29:18 and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions – The Circle

BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

“Hero” drums out Zed, with BRICK~! in tow. As Zed mocks any fan within a convenient mocking distance, BRICK~! eschews his normal bombastic segment to hoist the nightstick from Monday’s attack on Bridget O’Malley, who wastes little time in reciprocating the favor, attacking Zed from behind and sending him into the barricade outside the ring.

Bridget then turns her attention toward BRICK~! and tries to wrest the nightstick away only Zed to drill her with an axehandle strike to her head. Zed goes to work on the Page Falkinburg Memorial taped ribs while OOWF official Angelo Barros pulls the two apart long enough to get them in the ring. Bridget, feeling the effects of the recent attack is slumped in a corner as Zed stalks over and begins working her over with knees to the torso. After each knee, Zed snaps the doubled-over Bridget hard into the corner to repeat the process. After a series of rapid-fire knees sends Bridget to the mat, Zed scoops her up and ties her to the Tree of Woe before a double stomp on her stomach leaves the champion gasping for air and coughing violently.

Russ: “Goes without saying that those taped ribs were not going to be ignored by Zed.”
Razz: “Maybe she should have stayed on the trainer’s table and forfeited this one. You know … For her safety.”

Zed grabs Bridget by the hair and delivers a forearm to the neck to send her back down. A stomp to the back leads to an elbow drop and then a knee. Zed then pulls the youngster to her feet and locks in an abdominal stretch, pulling back as far as he can while Bridget refuses to acknowledge Barros’ inquiry about a submission. While Barros is checking on Bridget, BRICK~! extends the nightstick into the ring for Zed to grab onto for added leverage. This goes on for 30 seconds before Barros catches the two in the act. Zed holds until 4 on Barros’ count before releasing the hold.

With Bridget writhing on the mat, Zed cockily makes his way toward her. While Zed reaches down, Bridget pulls his arm and surprises the North Carolinian with a try at a triangle choke. Zed, having pulled out a few wins at house shows with his Research Triangle Choke is able to escape from the weakened Bridget with ease. Zed takes a quick trip to the outside as he catches his air. Bridget returns to a standing base and urges Zed to make his return.

Zed teases a few reentries before Bridget knocks him off the apron and takes the fight to the outside. The two exchange blows, each time with Zed aiming for the ribs and getting blocked. A few elbows to the chin stagger Zed enough for Bridget to shove him back inside. As Zed stands up, he’s met with a slingshot forearm that gets 1 as Bridget’s ribs provide too much discomfort for her to maintain the cover. Bridget keeps the advantage, but cannot take things too far due to the injury. With Bridget running the ropes with the idea of a running leg drop, BRICK~! interjects himself by butting Bridget with the nightstick, crumpling her immediately. Zed slowly stands and sees the downed Bridget, picking her up in position for a GTH. As Zed tucks Bridget’s legs, Mac Flasher dashes down to ringside and wallops BRICK~! with his OOWF Championship, prompting Zed to drop Bridget and shout a few unpleasantries toward his rival. With Zed leaning over the top rope, Bridget is able to scoop Zed into a schoolboy rollup, keeping him down just long enough for Barros to snap off 3.

Your winner (pinfall, 10:15) and STILL OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, Bridget O’Malley!

Zed doesn’t even acknowledge the loss as he rolls out of the ring to get into Mac’s face. Just as the two appear ready to brawl, OOWF Security pulls the two apart, with Zed and BRICK~! taking the hint to walk back up the ramp. As Mac rolls into the ring to celebrate and check on Bridget, he receives a shove from the indignant winner as she can be heard yelling “I DON’T NEED YOUR HELP TO WIN MATCHES” as she storms off, leaving the ring and perplexing Mac in the process.

Russ: we’ve just received word from the back and it appears Skurge suffered a stinger. At the moment he has movement in all his extremities and can walk, but he will be taken to the Bismark medical center for further tests and evaluation.
Razz: Russ, I’ve had stingers like that, it’s scary as hell. You don’t know what’s goin’ on, you don’t know if it’s a stinger or something has gone horribly wrong. My thoughts go to Skurge tonight, let’s hope it’s nothing serious.
Russ: I may not like what Skurge does in the ring, but I would never wish ill on the man, best wishes to Skurge

MAC FLASHER vs. MAI MUYO – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

“Hero” sounds as Mai Muyo enters to a mixed reaction. Mai doesn’t change her expression or really do anything beyond stare toward the ring until entering it and waiting for Mac Flasher to come out. As “I Get Wet” fades in, Mac walks out with his OOWF World Championship sporting a fresh dent from earlier in the evening. Mac strides to the ring, glad-handing a few fans along the aisle before entering the ring and climbing the turnbuckles to salute fans in the corner. That salute doesn’t last long as Mai dropkicks Mac from behind to send him over the top and tumbling to the apron. A stiff roundhouse kick drops him to the outside as Mai feigns innocence when confronted by Mel Creech.

Mac steadies himself before the reentry and dodges a dropkick try from Mai as she crashes in the corner. Creech shrugs and calls for the bell as Mac waits for Mai to stand herself up. Mac and Mai fight over a wristlock to start with the height and strength of the champion proving to be too much. Mac powers Mai down, but misses a wristlock knee drop as Mai swivels out of the way of the falling knees, but not out of Mac’s grip. This process repeats itself, ending with Mai getting knees into Mac’s stomach on the third try. As Mai escapes Mac’s grip, she opens things up with a series of kicks to the kneeling champion; knocking him silly with a boot to the jaw. A quick cover gets 1 as Mac instinctively kicks out. Mai tries to keep the pressure on the Pennsylvanian with a running senton, getting nothing but canvas as Mac rolls away. Mac is up first and tears through Mai with a lariat. And again. And a third time. Mai nearly spins out of her boots on the third lariat as Mac’s cover gets 2.

Razz: “Mac Flasher’s power game isn’t usually what we know him for, but this matchup favors his power more than his speed.”
Russ: “Maybe Tommy Wilder could match speed with Mai Muyo, but that’s about it for anyone in OOWF in my recent memory. Mac has to overpower Mai to get this win. Matching speed is suicidal.”

With Mai regaining her bearings, Mac slips behind and attempts a Clemente Bridge Suplex, but YOU CAN’T CLEMENTE BRIDGE SUPLEX MAI MUYO as she flips out of Mac’s grip and hits him with the heels of her boots on the way down. A spinning neckbreaker gets 2. Mai follows that with a successful running senton and a running double knee strike in the corner as Mac tried to create distance. Mai stands up Mac and tries End-is-Here, getting thwarted as Mac stands his ground and pulls Mai in a running power slam that gets 1.5.

Mac tries to further the offense, but Mai rolls out of the ring. As Mac attempts to follow, Creech cuts him off while instructing Mac to keep it in the ring. As a confused Mac argues with Creech, a red-faced Mai rolls into the and clocks Mac from behind with a chair as Creech calls for the bell.

Your winner (disqualification, 7:39), and STILL OOWF WORLD CHAMPION, Mac Flasher!

As Mac lay stunned, Mai continues to whale on the champ with Bridget O’Malley rushing to ringside. Just as Bridget hits the apron, Zed spears her off as he ran in from the crowd. With BRICK~! shouting orders to Zed to further the beating on Bridget, Mai pummels Mac with the chair. Hitting a Savior Splash on the chair, which was placed on Mac’s chest. Zed rolls Bridget into the ring, pauses to smile at Mai before lifting Bridget into position for the GTH. Zed drops Bridget headfirst on the chair as the Mai watches. Zed gets in a few stomps on Mac with Mai getting her licks on Bridget.

Zed and Mai stand tall as OOWF Security and OOWF Medical rush to the ring to tend to Mac and Bridget as the feed fades out.

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem: Post PPV Lazy Booking Invitational III (#853)
Live! From Pierre, South Dakota
Wednesday, March 28, 2018

<thank you to Eco for the work on the six person three way. I didn’t have time to write that much, so summaries it is! Back to normal next week>

Team 1: Mac Flasher, Jack Bullet, Bridget O'Malley, Shizuruu-mume Maguniku-Cox, Justin Sane & Awesome Bill From Dawsonville
Team 2: Stank, Matt Folz, Zed, Mai Muyo, SYB & Skurge
Team 3:: Firewoman, Demon Smoke, Shannon, Ghosthead, Chad Madison, Zane Myers

JACK BULLET, SHIIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU COX & JUSTIN SANE vs. SYB, ZED & MAI MUYO vs, SHANNON, GHOSTHEAD & FIREWOMAN - Six Man Three Way Dance - Winners Advance to Final Match

Obviously, given the number of people in the ring, and the overall level of professionalism, everyone basically keeps to their corners and evenly lets three fight at once . . . just kidding, this turns into a Tornado Tag almost immediately when Ghost, Mai, and Sizzle start and SYB immediately runs in and drills Ghosthead with a forearm to the back of the head, looking for revenge from the prior night (too much consistency for the Lazy Booking Invitational!). Mai takes the opportunity to superkick Sizzlechest in the face as Shannon yanks SYB off, throwing him with a German. Justin Sane quickly breaks up Mai's attempted pin on Shizzle, while Fire and Bullet meet in the middle and begin grappling there. Firewoman breaks Bullet's side headlock with a stiff knee to the face . . . but while Jack Bullet might not strike a woman back, Ghosthead sure will, as he DROPS Firewoman with a backfist from out of nowhere. Meanwhile, Zed sauntered himself in after Shannon's second release German on SYB, in no rush to help his own partner avoid suffering--but rushes Shannon with a running knee to drop her and send her out of the ring. Zed turns his attention back across the ring as Mai and Justin are brawling away from the now-rising Sizzlechest . . . Zed runs in with a RISE UP to the face of Sizzle! Sizzle goes down, but as Zed reaches down to grab him from worse, Jack Bullet is right behind, spinning him around--EXPLODER SUPLEX into Ghosthead and Firewoman!

Bullet tries to help Sizzle regain his bearings, but as he helps him up, SYB gives a DOUBLE JERSEY TURNPIKE to both! Oh the humanity! SYB's partner Mai Muyo is on the outside and leaps, double flying stomp to the keeled-over Bullet and Sizzle! As Mai stands up and faces SYB, proud of themselves, Justin Sane and Firewoman are now behind them both--double German suplex! Now Justin tosses SYB from the ring as Mai and Firewoman are brawling--but Zed and Shannon are back in it, and Shannon clotheslines Mai out of the ring just as Zed nails Firewoman with a RISE UP! Bullet is back now and tackles Zed down, and the two roll out of the ring fighting. Inside the ring, Sizzlechest is finally stumbling to his feet after taking half the roster's finishers . . . and is caught by Ghosthead, EIDOLON! Ghosthead into the cover, he is the legal man: 1--2--3!

Winners in 12:12 . . . Ghosthead, Shannon Mann, and Firewoman



MAC FLASHER & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. STANK & MATT FOLZ vs. CHAD MADISON & DEMON SMOKE - Tag Team Three Way Dance - Winners Advance to Final Match

Instant classic right here, seriously you can already re-watch it on the Network (Only $6.66 per month!) on Instant OOWF Classics. All three teams work together well, surprisingly so with Mac and Bridget and Chad and Smoke. The crowd is eating this up, booing the Saints and cheering for everyone else, though at points in the match everyone gets cheered. After nearly 45 minutes the end comes when Stank makes a blind tag on Chad Madison as he hits the ropes, on the rebound, Smoke catches him with a SPINEBUSTER, then pulls Chad to the corner and sets him on the top rope and hits a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Chad is OUT! Before Smoke moves Stank lands on him hitting the THE BEST STANKSAULT EVER! Folz comes back into the ring to stop Mac and Bridget, but they were arguing something outside the ring and don’t realize the pin is happening until it is too late.
WINNERS in 44:31- Stank & Matt Folz

AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE vs. SKURGE vs. ZANE MYERS - Singles Three Way Dance - Winners Advance to Final Match

Tonight we get three competitors who are usually in tag competition. Zane and Bill shake hands and each offer a hand to Skurge and he just looks at them and laughs. The bell rings and Zane and Bill proceed to beat the snot out of Skurge and send him out of the ring, much to the delight of the crowd. Bill and Zane go at it for a few minutes with the crowd cheering for both men. Skurge low bridges Zane, sending him crashing to the floor. Skurge slides into the ring and avoids a clothesline from Bill, then nearly takes his head off on the rebound with a SUPERKICK. Skurge gets several near falls on Bill before Zane makes it back into the ring. Zane and Skurge lock up and trade the advantage several times, Bill rejoins the match and we get a fury of pin attempts and lots of finishers that are broken up just before three. The end comes when Zane has Skurge on his shoulders and Bill climbs to the top rope, he’s going for the MASON DIXON LINE, but as he leaps, Skurge rolls forward into a VICTORY ROLL! Bill crashes and burns, Skurge cinches in the roll, one…..two……THREE!
WINNER in 21:07 - Skurge


SKURGE vs. STANK vs. MATT FOLZ vs. GHOSTHEAD vs. FIREWOMAN vs. SHANNON - Final Match Six Way Dance Between Match Winners - Winner Recieves $50,000

The crowd is pumped for the finals, who will walk home with the $50,000? Fire and Folz start things off and tear into one another. They trade moves and score close falls and ignore anyone who wants to tag in. After almost ten minutes, Ghost tags himself in, Fire is not pleased. She leaves the ring and Folz and Ghost lock up, Ghost gets the better of Folz and has him pinned in the corner lighting him up with chops, then whips him to the opposite corner and charges in with a boot to the face. Ghost covers, but Folz kicks out at two. Ghost tags in Shannon, she grabs Folz and hits a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX and covers, but Folz kicks out just in time. Folz rakes the eyes and dives to the corner, Skurge avoids the tag and instead Stank tags in. Stank pulls Shannon to her feet and sends her to the ropes, she leapfrogs over Stank, then tries a THESZ PRESS, but Stank catches her and DRIVES her to the mat with a SITOUT STANK BOMB! Stank covers, but Fire runs into the ring and breaks it up, which leads to a little argument between Stank and Fire. Before they can come to blows, Folz darts across the ring and SPEARS Fire between the ropes to the floor where they brawl wildly. Ghost, Shannon and Stank go at it while Skurge remains on the apron avoiding all contact. Finally Ghost notices, grabs Skurge by the throat and brings him into the ring with a CHOKESLAM! Ghost has to leave and Stank grabs Skurge and pulls him to his feet and whips him into the corner and tries an avalanche, but Skurge moves out of the way and drops Stank with a HANGMAN NECKBREAKER! Skurge covers, Stank kicks out, and now Skurge takes over. He gets several near falls on the other three, Folz and Fire remain outside the ring fighting. The end comes when Skurge grabs Stank for a CANADIAN DESTROYER, but Stank reverses it into a ALABAMA SLAM! Stank blasts Ghost and Shannon, knocking them to the floor, then pounces on Skurge and locks him in the CATCH-22! Skurge struggles, but he can’t break free and he is forced to tap!
WINNER in 55:18 – Stank!

Stank holds the check high in the air, the crowd applauds the effort but still boos Stank, Stank grabs the mic and looks out over the crowd

Just a little reminder that the Saints are still in control around here.

Stank holds up the check to a chorus of boos as we fade to black.

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OOWF MADNESS 14 (#852)
Live! From Lincoln, Nebraska
March 25, 2018

DEMON SMOKE vs. SHIZUIRU-MUME MAGUNIKU-COX – Final Review Match

Back and forth match, and very cleanly wrestled between these two, except for the pinfalls, we get several falls early on and each one is reviewed and overturned for not being clean, mostly going against Sizzle. Smoke starts to show his frustration, and after another overturned illegal pin from Sizzle, Smoke catches Sizzle with a STIFF superkick, then picks him up, grabs him and hits the SCREECHING BULLDOG! Smoke pulls a barely conscious Sizzle up, rolls him into the ring and gets the very clean 1, 2, 3.
WINNER in 21:11 – Demon Smoke

TEXPRESS vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE

Both teams are out and both teams get huge ovations. The four exchange handshakes and the match begins. These two teams put on a wrestling CLINIC, and the fans are loving every second of it. Banned From Everywhere shows they are growing as a team and improving with each match, and Texpress shows why they are the measuring sticks in the tag division. We don’t even get a near fall until almost forty minutes into the match. The time keeper announces that there is a one hour time limit on this match, and we have ten minutes remaining. The crowd roars as the two teams kick it into overdrive. As the crowd counts down, we get a bit of a scrum in the ring. Zane clotheslines Bill over the top rope while Chad PLANTS Justin with a snap suplex, Zane darts across the ring and hits a flying elbow on Justin, then pulls him to his feet and gets him on his shoulders. Chad runs to one corner and we see Bill climbing the other corner. Chad leaps and hits Justin with a dropkick, sending him flying to the mat, but at the same time Bill leaps and KILLS Zane with the MASON DIXON LINE! Justin and Chad, the legal men, are both down, their partners return to their corners and stomp and cheer for them, and the crowd is also cheering for both men, Justin and Zane both struggle to their feet and each dive to the corner JUST AS THE BELL RINGS!
WINNER – 60:00 time limit draw

The crowd is NOT happy, but it’s clear the four participants gave it all. Chad and Bill help their partners to their feet and once again the four share handshakes and hugs, which the crowd DEVOURS. They raise one anothers arms in victory, which draws an amazing pop, and they all head to the back.

MATT FOLZ vs. FIREWOMAN – Best of Seven Series Match 5: Series tied 2-2

This match is being held under Onslaught title rules, which means the two meet in the center of the ring and shake hands, all while giving one another the stink eye. The bell rings and the match begins with an amazing amount of wrestling, counters, counters to that, near falls, roll ups back slides, you name it. After this lengthy sequence both slam the mat and show a bit of frustration and they really lay into one another. In no time both have shot through their three referee warnings and border on disqualification. Folz and Fire regroup in opposite corners and go back to the wrestling we had earlier. As both work to win, they also go through all their rope breaks, so now we are left with a match with no escapes and no warnings. The end finally comes when Folz lifts Fire for the ANGLE SLAM, but is too close to the ropes, Fire slides off his shoulders and lands on the apron and KILLS Folz with a spinning kick right to the side of the head, Folz falls to the mat, Fire quickly climbs to the top rope and hits the BEST FIRESAULT EVER, covers, and gets the three count when Folz kicks out a fraction of a second too late.
WINNER in 29:14 – Firewoman – Fire leads the best of seven series 3-2

Fire rolls out of the ring and falls to her knees on the floor, holding her ever injured ribs. Inside the ring, Folz is leaning on one elbow holding the side of his head and jaw. Folz now has to win two straight to keep his Onslaught championship.

JACK BULLET vs. CHRISTIAN CARTER – Barbed Wire Death Match

Mike Elevenbee stands in the center of the ring with a general crowd hum behind him.

ME: Our next bout for Madness is a barbed wire death match. The ring ropes for this contest has been replaced with barbed wire. The loser is the man who following a pinfall is unable to answer a 20 count to standup. Introducing first, at a weight of 265 pounds from Chicago, Illinois, Christian Carter.

Carter stalks to the ring, steps to the apron and then steps over the barbed wire into the ring as he would the normal ropes without any hesitance.

ME: And his opponent, weighing 210 pounds from Des Moines, Iowa. This is “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

Bullet walks down the aisle wearing the western clothes he was seen having on in his latest promo. He’s wearing jeans, boots, a denim shirt and a denim jacket. He puts his 10-gallon hat on a young boy at ringside before gingerly sliding under the barbed wire into the ring.
Russ: Jack Bullet vs. Christian Carter is one of the most violent feuds we’ve seen in the OOWF in sometime. These two men have crazily battled before, during and after matches and have interfered in bouts they’ve had with others. I don’t know if this will be the finale for these two, but I kind of hope it is.

Razz: It should be noted that Christian Carter is wearing his usual wrestling gear. This is just another match to him. “Denim Destroyer” Jack Bullet is clothed from head to toe in thick denim. He knows what that barbed wire can do, and he’s scared of it.

Angelo Barros calls for the bell. Jack Bullet drops to his knees and Carter is slightly surprised.

Razz: He’s praying for mercy. I don’t think he’s going to get it.
Russ: Jack Bullet the past could of weeks has been practicing meditation and trying to find his center, away from the violence Carter has brought out in him. But, maybe this isn’t the right time for that.

Carter puts his hands up high in a double axe handle. As he starts to come down, Bullet springs up and fires out a kick to the knee. Carter goes down to one knee. Bullet follows with a step up enzuigiri. The fans pop. Bullet pulls Carter up by the arm and tries to whip him into the barbed wire ropes. Carter reverses into a short arm clothesline and Bullet flips in the air before landing on the canvas.

Carter picks Bullet up by his jacket and throws him into the barbed wire ropes. They rattle as Jack hits them and falls to the mat. He sits up with his back to the ropes. Christian charges, Bullet rolls out of the way. Carter stops himself before hitting the barbed wire and points to his head.

Razz: Fool Christian Carter once, shame on you. Fool him twice and you’re probably going to die.

However, Carter is too busy gloating to notice Bullet quickly back to his feet. He flies into Carter’s back with a high knee. Carter falls into the barbed wire. The crowd is a mix of gasps and cheers. Bullet takes off his denim jacket and throws it over Carter’s head as he turns around. Christian is blinded and Bullet uses the advantage to rain down on Carter with a series of punches, elbowes, kicks and knee strikes.

Carter wanders around the ring blinded, lashing out at Bullet but not striking him. Carter is on his hands and knees near the ropes. Bullet backs up a bit and then comes in hard and fast with a seated dropkick that sends Carter through the barbed wire ropes to the floor. Carter stands and is finally able to remove the jacket.

Russ: Bullet has used that jacket in a sound strategy. Carter is a little beat up and a little humiliated.
Razz: And a whole lot pissed.

Carter slides under the ropes and pops to his feet. Bullet tries to catch him as he comes up, but Carter bull rushes him and sends Bullet into the barbed wire ropes. Jack looks to spill to the floor, but he’s caught up in the ropes. Carter charges with a knee that sends Bullet to the floor. He steps over the barbed wire and drops to the floor. He picks Bullet up and whips him hard into the outside ring post. Bullet takes it in the back and goes to his knees. Carter pulls Jack up and rips his shirt off him. He then picks Bullet up and throws him bare back first into the barbed wire ropes. The fans audibly wince as Bullet is caught up in the barbed wire.

Razz: So much for brains against brute force.
Russ: Christian Carter is really turning it on now and Jack Bullet will certainly pay the price.

Carter slides into the ring. He pulls Bullet in over the ropes, the barbs tearing into his flesh. Carter puts Bullet over his shoulder and turns into the ring for a powerslam. He covers for a three count. Carter stands with his arm in the air as if he’s won.

Russ: Now we have to see if Jack can answer the 20 count and I bet he can.
Razz: If he was really smart, he’d stay down.

Jack Bullet is up on his feet at eight. Carter comes rushing in with a big boot to put Bullet back down. He follows with an elbow drop and covers for another three. Barros gets to 10 this time before Jack makes his feet. Carter rushes in again with a big boot. Jack side steps him this time and Carter gets hung up in the barbed wire. Bullet sweeps the stationary leg and Carter falls backwards with his legs caught up in the barbed wire. Jack leaps and comes down with a leg drop over Carter’s face and chest. Bullet stomps on Christian until he can get his legs out of the wire and falls to the mat. Carter woozily tries to stand, but Bullet catches him with a double underhook.

Russ: Is it the Silver Bullet…no!

Carter pushes forward and forces Jack into the barbed wire wrapped near corner. Bullet howls as he takes the strands in his back. Carter yanks Jack out of the corner, hits him with a side slam and pins again for three.

Russ: There’s really no sense in kicking out of the pin attempts here when you have a 20 count to stand up before losing.
Razz: Yeah, but Bullet isn’t taking full advantage of it. He’s more stubborn than he is smart, but he’s a little slower each time.

Jack is up at 12. He stumbles forward into a bear hug. Carter lifts him off the mat and ragdolls Bullet. He then throws him into the barbed wire. Bullet yells and falls to the canvas. Carter picks him up by the head and lifts him for a suplex, but instead of falling back, he just leaves Jack out to dry on the barbed wire top rope. Jack hangs there for a second then falls forward onto the canvas. Carter struts around the ring. Then drops and puts one hand on Bullet’s chest. Barros counts three. Carter stands back and waits for Bullet to stand up.
Razz: I think Carter is figuring out this game and is just going to enjoy it. Keep beating up Bullet until he can’t stand up. However, instead of standing, Bullet rolls to the floor and up to his feet, breaking the count. Jack finds his jacket. He slides back into the ring and up to his feet. He throws the jacket at Carter, who bats it away easily, but…BANG!

Russ: What has Jack Bullet just hit Christian Carter with? It’s the wire cutters he used in the earlier vignette. They were in the pocket of the jacket.
Razz: That’s illegal right?
Russ: I would say no, in a match like this, everything is legal.

Bullet strikes Carter several times in the chest with the wire cutters. He falls to his knees. Bullet then stands over Carter and drives the cutters into his forehead. Barros tells Bullet to back off, but really can’t force him. Bullet holds the wire cutters up and the fans cheer. He then goes over and snips the wire from where it’s hooked at the ring post. Bullet rolls the wire cutters down the wire. The cutters are wrapped in a ball of wire. Carter comes up with blood gushing from his forehead. Bullet turns and hits Christian with the ball of barbed wire. He grinds the barbed wire into Carter’s head. Carter fall to the mat and rolls onto his face. Bullet grinds Christian’s face into the canvas.

Russ: Maybe Jack Bullet has found his center by finding his true violent self.
Razz: Then that might be bad news Christian Carter and the whole OOWF roster.

Bullet pulls Carter up by a double underhook and falls back with the Silver Bullet. But he doesn’t go for the cover. He pulls Carter up for a second Silver Bullet and snaps it off. He then covers Carter, covered in blood and barbed wire. Barros counts three. The fans count along as Barros does the 20 count.

One…two…three…four…

Carter starts to slightly stir from the mat.
Five…six…seven…eight…

Carter gets to one knee and immediately goes back down.

Nine…ten…eleven…twelve…

He starts up again, his face a crimson mask, barbed wire hanging of his head and chest.
Thirteen…fourteen…fifteen…sixteen…

Carter lurches to the right and falls through the barbed wire ropes to splat on the floor.
Eighteen…nineteen…twenty.

ME: Your winner at 20:12, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

Russ: Pulling out all the stops, Jack Bullet has vanquished Christian Carter in a lake of blood and barbs.
Razz: He had to use a weapon to do it. That is so cheating.
Russ: What is Christian Carter had used the wire cutters instead?
Razz: I’m not answering that.
Barros lifts Bullet’s arm in the air in victory as the scene fades.

THE CIRCLE vs. BEER MONEY – OOWF World Tag Team Title Hell in the Cell

The challengers enter the Devil’s Favorite Structure (too much?) first, all bravado and bluster, shaking the sides of the cell before entering in and hitting the ropes. They learned from the first cage loss about coming in with a hint of fear—even if the Circle’ entrance encourages nothing but fear, as they raise from the ground in smoke and fog before slowly walking toward the cage, championships at their side. Suddenly as they enter, SYB and Skurge leap the ropes onto the champions—Shannon catches SYB and fights him to the ground, whereas Skurge manages to knock Ghosthead into the steel and begins fighting him there. We lock the cage and here we go.

It’s the story of two matches to start, with Skurge brawling Ghosthead to the other side, as Shannon tries to keep SYB down, but he keeps getting up and pulling her back, like a fierce little Chihuahua (somehow, despite being a little bigger than Shannon). At one point, she backfists him down, and she seems to think he’s out—but as she begins to walk away, SYB pulls her back by her hair and slams her head down into the steel steps! That’s why they don’t call him SYNiceGuy, folks. Solly runs around the corner and charges Ghosthead with a running dropkick, sending him against the steel at just the moment he had the advantage. Beer Money quickly “picks the bones,” stomping Ghosthead against the steel before Skurge rolls him back into the ring. SYB grabs a chair and slides it in the ring, and Skurge places it over Ghosthead’s head, as SYB goes to the top rope . . .

. . . but Shannon is up and shakes the ropes, crotching SYB up top! Shannon hops onto the top rope, just as Skurge picks up the steel chair—Shannon manages to leap over Skurge trying to swat her out of the sky. Skurge spins around, Shannon throws a spinning heel kick—but now Skurge ducks, and then NAILS Shannon in the back with the steel chair! Skurge slams the steel chair twice more onto the back of Shannon as the crowd boos . . .

. . . but now Ghosthead ducks between Skurge’s legs, and picks him up, both falling back—ELECTRIC CHAIR! Skurge gets slammed to the ground by Ghosthead—but before Ghosthead gets up, the crotched SYB is back up on the top rope with his sea legs under him, and leaps MACHOMANOHYEAH style with a flying elbow right across the chest of Ghosthead! 1—2—NO! Ghosthead kicks out, but grabbing his chest in pain. Skurge and SYB grab Ghosthead for a double suplex—but now Shannon is up with the steel chair, and slams it into the back of Skurge three times, bringing the big man down. SYB leaps on Shannon and pulls her into a Dragon Sleeper—but now Ghosthead pulls him off with a tight waist grasp, German Suplex! Ghosthead holds on, and now Shannon throws her chair to the ground after another couple shots to Skurge—Ghosthead with the German Suplex ONTO the chair! Ghosthead bridges into the cover on instinct, despite having possibly concussed himself—Skurge is back up, Shannon throws herself at him to stop him from breaking up the cover, Skurge grabs and LAUNCHES her over the ropes and out of the ring—but he’s too late! 1-2-3!

Winners in 30:32 . . . and STILL OOWF Tag Team Champions . . . The Circle!

The referee immediately goes to the outside to check on Shannon, who took a very hard landing sacrificing herself. Skurge stands over the fallen Ghosthead and SYB, both stunned . . .

. . . suddenly, Skurge grabs SYB up by the throat! The fans gasp in shock . . .

. . . just kidding, Skurge smiles, lets his buddy go, and then STOMPS on the injured chest of Ghosthead, before tossing him outside the ring to his wife. Beer Money leaves, the losers on this night but the two left standing.

BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. MAI MUYO vs. STANK – OOWF Intercontinental Title Triple Threat Elimination Match

Mai Muyo enters first as “Hero” blares through the arena. As Mai pauses to collect herself before entering the ring, “Skin” interrupts to bring out Stank, who makes his way to the squared circle with a nod and a wry smile to Mai as he climbs through the ropes. Mai pays little mind to Stank’s gesture, but enters the ring and stretches in her corner as “Crown on the Ground” plays out OOWF Intercontinental Champion Bridget O’Malley, who holds her championship over her left shoulder while jogging to the ring. Bridget enters and lifts her title in the air as that act draws cheers from Lincoln’s OOWF fanbase.

Bridget hands off the championship to Angelo Barros, who shows it to Mai and then Stank before lifting it over his head. An explanation to the combatants that this match is under elimination rules and not a triple-threat follows with a signal for the bell. Bridget immediately takes the fight to Stank with Mai following to pull Bridget off Stank and open a brawl with her. Bridget obliges and holds her own until Stank interjects himself into the situation, bludgeoning Bridget with forearms to the forehead as Mai delivers a series of hamstring kicks. As Bridget falls, Stank looks for a high-five from Mai, only to eat a jumping knee to the chest, knocking the wind out of the big man in the process.

Bridget recovers to surprise Mai with a rollup, getting 1 before Mai squirts out. Stank gets to his feet as all three stand off. Mai pairs off with Bridget as Stank wisely stays out of the way this time until Bridget attempts a standing hip toss that is halted by a big boot by Stank. Stank tries a quick cover on Bridget, but cannot even get 1 before Mai connects on a sliding dropkick. Bridget rolls out of the ring with Mai following to further her attack. Stank eventually makes his way outside, whipping Mai into the barricade with Bridget following. Stank’s try at a Stinger Splash on both Mai and Bridget is met with just barricade and a tumble into the seating area as both women move out of the way as Stank left his feet.

Bridget and Mai reenter the ring while Stank lay on the ground. Mai and Bridget hammer away at each other with chops, fists, forearms and in Bridget’s case, a roundhouse kick that stuns Mai. Bridget yells “SUPLEX PARTY” to great approval as the champion opens with a belly-to-belly suplex, follows with an exploder suplex and closes with Bridge to Nowhere, getting 2 off the bridging suplex try. An attempt at a German suplex is halted as Mai blocks the throw with an elbow to Bridget’s temple. Stank rolls in and bumps both women down with a running hip attack.

Russ: “Stank showing that he can adapt his game to match the women in the ring.”
Razz: “Which is frightening when you consider that his ass knocked down both women.”
Russ: “I’d rather not picture that ever again.”

Stank grabs Mai by the hair and drops her to the mat with a shoulder breaker. That gets 2 before Stank’s lax cover allows Bridget to latch on a rear naked choke to the kneeling Stank. With Stank fighting the effects of the choke, Bridget wraps her legs around Stank in an effort to prevent an escape; but all it does is give Stank the ability to stand up and hold Bridget’s ankles together as he runs backward to the corner and squashes Bridget against the turnbuckles. As Stank catches his air, Mai hits a step-up Shining Wizard kick on Stank before grabbing the downed Bridget. Mai connects the dots to lock in her Trinitarian choke, catching the already winded Bridget in a bad spot. While Bridget tries to kick her legs to the nearest ropes, Mai lays back to add more pressure to the windpipe, but leaves herself as easy prey to Stankonia 2.0. Stank makes the cover and Barros counts off the 3.

Mai Muyo (pinfall, 10:18) has been eliminated.

Stank stands himself up as Barros untangles Mai and Bridget as the choke has all but knocked Bridget out.

Russ: “I’m pretty sure that Stank is roughly a few seconds away from an easy pin and another title reign.”
Razz: “I’m pretty sure that I saw Bridget tap while Stank was pinning May Muyo. In my opinion, Stank is already the Intercontinental Champion.”
Russ: “You saw nothing.”

Stank picks Bridget up off the canvas and sets her up for a Stankbomb, but YOU CANNOT POWERBOMB … Wait. Mai was already eliminated. Nevertheless, Bridget fights her way out of the predicament and immediately crumbles to the mat when earning her release. Stank checks his nose before dropping an elbow on the canvas as Bridget rolls away. Bridget quickly springs up and hits a running senton that gets 1.5 as Stank launches the Pennsylvanian into the rafters on his kickout. Bridget lands hard on her shoulder, while Stank collects himself. With Bridget grabbing her affected shoulder, Stank immediately tries a shoulder breaker that gets 2 on the stunned Bridget.

Stank pulls Bridget up by her ponytail, pulling her hair out of it in the process. A tree bomb using Bridget’s hair gets 2. Bridget tries to climb to her feet, using Stank as support, which only works for so long as Stank grabs Bridget’s hair and hits a standing spinebuster. Bridget only escapes defeat at 2.75 when Barros sees Bridget’s foot across the bottom rope. Stank, confident and calm, stands up and reaches down toward Bridget only for the youngster to grab the arm and cinch in an cross armbreaker. While Stank is caught by surprise, he has the wherewithal to push his weight onto Bridget to get 2 before she releases the submission. With Stank also possessing an injured shoulder, Bridget pops up and hits a codebreaker on the affected limb before attacking it with a series of knees and a stomp for good measure. A lean-back armbreaker follows as Stank expends a fair amount of energy to pull himself to the ropes and earn a break.

Stank rolls outside and falls on the mats while Bridget eyes an aerial attack. Channeling Mac Flasher, Bridget tries a tope con hilo to the outside, only to get caught by Stank, who calmly carries her to the ringside steps before tossing her face first onto the steel steps.

Russ: “An uncharacteristic risk by Bridget O’Malley and she’ll pay dearly for it.”
Razz: “It’s about time that she finds out what happens when she can’t stay within her boundaries.”
Russ: “I feel like this has nothing to do with this match.”
Razz: “Still Team Kylie over here.”

The woozy and now bleeding Bridget is stood up and shoved into the ring by Stank. Shitfaced gets 2.75 as Bridget basically spasms her shoulder off the mat. Stank, with a grin, stands Bridget up and whips her into the corner. A running splash is nixed when Bridget steps away as Stank connects with nothing but turnbuckles. Bridget delivers O’Mallet to the back of Stanks head and tries to hit Bridge to Nowhere, but in giving up 189 pounds, Bridget’s try is unsuccessful as Stank stands his ground. Bridget regroups and sends a few elbows to Stank’s head. With Stank staggering, Bridget bounces off the ropes and bounces off Stank while trying a spear. It did put Stank on one knee, though. Bridget steps back and steps into a knee to Stank’s head. That gets 2.

Bridget stands up and gives a yell, riling up the fans in Lincoln. As Stank plus himself to a knee, Bridget delivers a running knee to the temple, which gets 2.5. Bridget pounds the mat in frustration. Another knee to the temple of a prone Stank gets 2.5. Barros leans in to check on Stank as Bridget leans in and gets a boot to the stomach.

Stank slowly gets to his feet and batters Bridget with a running forearm attack. A belly-to-belly suplex flattens Bridget but only gets 2. Stank sensing that the end is near, hits a World’s Strongest Slam near the corner. Stank heads to the second rope and tries a pump splash, getting nothing but canvas as he lands awkwardly on his shoulder. Bridget quickly dives on and puts the bulk of her weight on the injured arm, almost miraculously keeping Stank down for 3.

Your winner (pinfall, 22:49) and STILL OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, Bridget O’Malley.

Bridget rolls off and eyeballs Stank the whole time until Barros hands her the OOWF Intercontinental championship. Bridget rolls out of the ring and holds the title in Razz’s face, to Russ’ delight before slowly making her way up the ramp to the cheers of the fans in attendance.

MAC FLASHER vs. ZED – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

“Hero” by Nickelback announces the arrival of Zed and BRICK~! as they stroll the ring. BRICK~! has a microphone in hand, but waits until the duo makes its way into the ring before signaling for the volume to go down on Zed’s entrance ditty. While Zed stands in a corner, BRICK~! waits for silence that never arrives before just going into it anyway.

B~!: “Tonight, Zed hits the reset button on OOWF while pulling the plug on Fraudulent Mac Flasher. You see, the last true role model in this company is the man to my right. Not Mac, who you will certainly cheer out of habit, because the machine at OOWF has fed you this line that he’s a virtuous person. That we should all aspire to be Mac Flasher. Why would anyone aspire to be the man that is about to lose his championship, not even a month into his reign, to the rightful holder? But it won’t end there. Mac will go home to Pennsylvania and cry about how the odds were stacked too high. Mac will cry about Zed being too mean. And no one will hear your cries, because Zed will expose you as a loser and a fraud. Tonight, Mac Flasher’s 15 minutes of fame will expire and he’ll be another also-ran in the long line of wrestlers that Zed has conquered. Lincoln, Nebraska. You’re about to see the burial of a once-promising career, cut down before it could truly blossom. All because Fraudulent Mac Flasher couldn’t keep up the lie that he has been telling all of you since Day 1. Besides, we will be doing Mac a favor. I'm sure he misses Kylie … ”

“I Get Wet” interrupts and plays out OOWF World Champion Mac Flasher, who sprints down to the ring and tries to assault BRICK~! with the championship in his hand before Zed cuts him off with a tackle and mounted punches. Mac fends off BRICK~! and takes a wild swing with the championship, almost clipping Davis Hightower, who was in the scrum to break it up.

Hightower admonishes Mac and takes his championship from him as Zed tries to catch Mac from behind. Hightower halts Zed before formally starting the match. The two lock up before Mac shoves off Zed into the corner, rushing in with strikes to the face and upper body. A closed fist draws Hightower’s attention, giving BRICK~! the opening to grab Mac’s ankle during the admonishment. When Mac tries to pull away, Zed is there with a forearm smash and a few elbows until Mac falls. Zed then hits a side headlock while Mac is on the ground, shouting his opinions to fans in the ringside seats while grinding the hold on Mac. Zed then transitions to a few handstand knees to Mac’s chest, getting 1 on a pinfall try. Mac kips up and starts trading blows with Zed, neither man giving an inch until Hightower dashes in to break up the fisticuffs and warn both men about the fists. Zed’s try at an eye rake is caught by Mac, who twists Zed’s arm behind him and delivers a hammerlock bodyslam to the challenger, who rolls out of the ring to discuss strategy with BRICK~!.

Zed rolls in, but quickly takes a powder as Mac advances. The process repeats itself until BRICK~! distracts Mac long enough for Zed to come in with an axehandle to the top of Mac’s head. Zed tries to maneuver Mac into position for a Moment of Zed, but Mac is able to kick Zed away and gain his feet again. Zed charges back and into an overhead suplex that sends Zed skidding across the canvas and through the ropes. Zed and BRICK~! again discuss strategy, but they forgot that Kennywood’s Open as Mac’s tope con hilo wipes out both men, although Mac is feeling the effects of hitting BRICK~! more so than contacting Zed. Nevertheless, Mac controls Zed with a front face lock as he tries to connect on a Flash Drive, only for BRICK~! to catch Mac’s attention while brandishing a chair. As BRICK~! raises the chair, Hightower reaches over and snags the chair before dropping to the outside and discussing a matter with ring announcer Mike Elevenbee.

ME: “Ladies and gentlemen. Referee Davis Hightower has informed me that due to BRICK~!’s actions, he must either vacate the ringside area or be handcuffed to the timekeeper’s table for the remainder of the match.”

BRICK~! is apoplectic while Zed is nonplussed. Mac and the fans in Lincoln taunt BRICK~! as he opts to be handcuffed to the timekeeper’s table. OOWF Security perform the quick procedure as BRICK~! tugs at the table to try a quick escape, but to no avail. Hightower invites both men back into the ring as Mac promptly rolls in while Zed continues to violently protest by rearranging the furniture around the ringside area. Eventually, as Hightower’s count gets to 6, Zed reenters and is greeted by Mac’s flying forearm. From there, Mac opens up his offense with a series of fast strikes to daze and down Zed. A running splash gets 1 as Zed kicks out and stems the tide in his favor with a jab to the throat. With Mac rolling on the mat, Zed tries a jumping elbow drop, but catches canvas. Mac rolls to his feet and greets Zed with a running tackle and a few mounted punches before Zed is able to escape and start a stand-off.

Russ: “These men hate each other and that means that the fans in Lincoln love this.”
Razz: “They’d love anything that means that Zed is getting his comeuppance. The fact that it’s Mac Flasher is just a bonus.”

The nuclear heat dissipates a little bit as Zed escapes the ring when Mac calls for a test of strength. Zed consults BRICK~!, but gets a dropkick from behind from Mac as a reward for the strategy session. Mac gets Zed and BRICK~! into a noggin-knocker, almost knocking Zed out while barely fazing BRICK~!. Mac escorts Zed back into the ring and twists him in position for a Duquesne Incline, but gets backdropped as Zed desperately escapes. Zed staggers over the Mac and attempts a GTH Package DDT, but can’t get Mac’s feet off the ground, settling instead for a swinging neck breaker that gets 2. Zed rolls back into a chinlock, grinding his left arm over the bridge of Mac’s nose, while squeezing Mac’s windpipe when Hightower isn’t closely inspecting the hold. As Mac falls to his side, Zed uses the nearby ropes for added leverage, eventually getting caught by Hightower. Zed points to BRICK~! and smiles as Brick in the Wall is applied, drawing grunts and painful groans from Mac. As Zed elevates the pressure, Hightower checks for a submission from Mac, who refuses while trying to snake his way to the ropes. Mac is within an arm’s reach before Zed calmly walks Mac back to the center of the ring.

Razz: “THIS IS IT! Mac has nowhere to go. He’s going to slap the mat!”
Russ: “Mac has only submitted twice in OOWF, it’ll take a bit more than this to get that hand on the mat.”

Mac endures the hold for about 30 more seconds before crawling his way back to the ropes, this time grabbing them to earn a break. Zed releases at 4.5, getting into a jawing match with Hightower, stopping short of shoving him to get the disqualification. Zed instead turns his aggression to Mac, and a knee to Mac’s back before locking him a camel clutch. Mac powers up and tries to crawl to the ropes before Zed stands up and drops down on Mac’s back. Zed rolls Mac onto his back and gets 2. This time, Zed’s attempt at Moment of Zed is successful and gets 2.5. Zed patiently waits Mac’s slow return to an upright base before landing a superkick that stops Mac cold. That gets 2.5. Zed, smelling blood in the water, looks to the corner and climbs the turnbuckles.

Razz: “We don’t see it often, but we just might see The Answer.”
Russ: “That’s not the Zed we’ve seen in 11 months, but it’s the Zed that just might win him back the OOWF World Championship.”

Mac moves himself out of position, but is still wounded. Zed descends without an attempt at an attack, instead choosing to dump Mac to the outside with eyes toward the timekeeper’s table. BRICK~!, recognizing the plan, begins to dump equipment onto the floor as Zed slams Mac onto the table. As BRICK~! holds Mac’s hands down, Zed jumps to the apron and climbs the ropes. With a thumb across his throat, Zed leaps off to attempt a Shooting Star Press, but Mac is able to spin BRICK~! onto the table, knocking Zed almost cold as he impacts on BRICK~!. Mac, who also took some of the impact, rolls away and collects his thoughts while standing himself up. He drags Zed toward the ring and lifts him to the apron. The motionless challenger slumps downward as Mac sits him up on the apron.

Russ: “What is Mac doing? He can end this match right now.”
Razz: “He doesn’t just want to end this match.”

Mac heaves Zed into a vertical suplex position, using almost everything he had left to hit a Flash Drive onto the steps. Mac then pulls Zed into the ring and falls on top of Zed, getting 3 as neither man is much for moving.

Your winner (pinfall, 26:35) and STILL OOWF WORLD CHAMPION, Mac Flasher!

Mac rolls off Zed as Hightower leans down to raise Mac’s arm and hand him the OOWF World Title. As Mac is starting to come to …


Before anyone can move, “Scarecrow” plays and Moose races to the ring, slides under the bottom rope and hands the briefcase to the referee.

[/i]Russ: He’s suspended! What is he even doing in the building?!
Razz: Well, the briefcase says he can cash in at ANY time!
Russ: NOT WHEN YOU’RE SUSPENDED! NOT LIKE THIS![/i]

The referee calls for the bell and Moose is about to fall on Mac for the pin, but just then a man in a very expensive suite, wearing a mask that looks like…….the man in the Iron Mask? Anyway he jumps into the ring and NAILS Moose right on the back of the head with a pair of brass knucks! Right in front of the referee! The ref immediately calls for the bell!
WINNER by disqualification in :08, Moosehead Jack!

The Masked Man slides out of the ring and heads into the crowd, Zed and Mac both bail and head to the back. Moose slowly gets to his hands and knees and tries to clear his head.

Russ: Wait, what just happened here?
Razz: I don’t………the match is over?
Russ: Wait……does this mean……
Razz: That masked guy just cost Jack his world title shot!

Moose gets to his feet holding the back of his head and looks around the ring, the referee – from the outside – explains what happened and Moose EXPLODES with rage, he looks up into the crowd and we see the Masked Man standing there staring back, he points to his head and disappears onto the concourse. Moose snarls and swears revenge, Zed is halfway up the ramp glaring at Mac, who is at the top of the ramp, and along with Bridget, holding their titles high in the air as we fade

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#851)
Live! From Topeka, Kansas
March 21, 2018

TEXPRESS & JACK BULLET vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE &ELLIE MAY FROM ELIJAY

Texpress and Jack start strong, using quick tags to keep the less experienced Elli May in their corner. The crowd chants for Ellie and she makes her comeback on Chad, landing several chops to the chest, but Chad cuts her off and sends her to the ropes. On the rebound Chad puts his head down and Ellie May catches him in a small package, Chad kicks out and quickly spins to his feet and Ellie May crawls between his legs and makes the tag to Bill.

The crowd erupts when Bill comes in, he lands an Atomic Elbow to Chad, then one to Zane, then hits Jack, does the flip flop and fly on Jack, sending him to join Zane on the floor, Bill whips Chad into the corner and hits a high knee to the jaw that drops Chad to a sitting position in the corner, Bill heads back to the opposite corner and hits the CANNONBALL, then drags Chad out of the corner and covers, but Chad kicks out at two.

Bill drops several elbows onto Chad, then drags him into the BFE corner and tags in Justin. Bill pulls Chad up and drops him across his knee and holds him there, Justin comes off the top rope and drops a leg across Chad and covers, but Chad again kicks out. Chad struggles to his feet and staggers a bit and Justin POPS him with a SUPERKICK! Justin covers again, but Zane runs in and makes the cover.

The match continues on, the advantage going back and forth. The crowd is eating up every single minute of it. The end finally comes when Jack grabs Justin around the waist and Chad comes off the top rope with a dropkick to Justin’s jaw, Jack then drops him in a BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX, Justin kicks out just a second too late!
WINNERS in 33:18 – Texpress & Jack Bullet

The crowd gives them all a standing ovation for a great match, they all shake hands and BFE raises Chad, Zane and Jack’s hands in victory, which gets an even bigger pop.

ZED vs. DEMON SMOKE vs. SHIZURU-MUME MANGUNIKU-COX

The bell rings after the three men all enter the ring and prepare themselves. Instantly, Sizzle and Smoke turn side to side to face Zed, who prepares himself for a beatdown. But Sizzle turns and hits Smoke with a sucker punch to the face! Smoke falls down to the mat and Sizzle gets on top of Smoke and starts laying into the Outlier. The two brawl for a couple minutes, as Zed just sits back and enjoys the fight happening in front of his eyes. Sizzle gets the upperhand temporarily and rolls Smoke out of the ring towards the barricade. Zed goes right after Sizzle, who in turn fall out through the ropes on the other side. Smoke is able to gain his composure and returns to the ring to see Zed and Sizzle fighting on the outside. Smoke rebounds off the ropes and dives over the opposite side's top rope onto both Sizzle and Zed! All three men are down for a bit as Zed and Smoke are the first two to recover from the move. They both throw Sizzle in simultaneously. Zed goes for the cover but Smoke interrupts it with a springboard elbow drop. Smoke and Zed go back and forth until Sizzle breaks everything up with a big boot on Smoke. Smoke's down on the canvas as Zed goes for a roll up. 1.... 2.... 3!
Winner in 8:03 - Zed!

The replay shows on the big screen and we see why Sizzle wasn't able to escape the roll up! Smoke had hold of Sizzle's feet on the other side of the roll-up, stopping Sizzle from even having a chance of kicking out.

FIREWOMAN vs. MATT FOLZ – Best of Seven Series Match 4 – Fire Leads 2-1

Fire and Matt lock up tight to start--Matt grabs a side headlock, Fire immediately goes to jabbing Matt in the ribs with stiff elbows rather than even trying to slip out, Matt then grabs the arm and forces her down into an armbar and begins cranking. Fire grabs Matt's head and we almost expect an eye rake, but she instead pops him in the nose a couple times en route to getting a break. Back and forth we go, with the two of them "really laying their shit in snug" as Stone Cold might say. At one point, Firewoman gets some distance when she swings a high knee to the face of Matt, causing him to stumble back--Firewoman goes to the outside, and gives Matt a West Coast POP outta nowhere--but Matt catches her, and apparently, you CAN powerbomb Firewoman! Firewoman lands ugly off a release powerbomb, and rolls out of the ring grabbing her left shoulder, though still at a standing base. Matt smells blood and bounds off the opposite ropes, flying through the ropes and gives Firewoman a running tackle through the ropes that sends her into the barricade. As Firewoman goes down, Matt picks himself up and begins stomping Firewoman against the barricade, aiming toward the shoulders . . .

. . . but Firewoman grabs the ankle off a kick, and twists Matt down into an Ankle Lock! Borrowing a page from Matt's book, though on the outside where she won't get a submission. As she wrenches it in, she finally notices the referee getting his (slow, generous) count up to eight, and she quickly rolls back into the ring, favoring the shoulder still. As Matt hobbles up and pulls himself up to the ropes, Firewoman charges with a NASTY running knee to the face of Matt! He hangs over the ropes, she pulls him in--hangman DDT! Firewoman eschews a cover and goes up to the top rope--BEST MOONSAULT EVAR~!~NO! Matt gets the knees up, and Fire eats it on her shoulders again. Matt quickly glides over into a cover: 1--2--no! Firewoman gets out this time! Matt quickly goes back to the cranking armbar from earlier, showing no mercy--now Firewoman is in a lot more pain, and has to think about whether to preserve her shoulder for the next match . . .

. . . but she clearly was thinking much more about the bottom rope, which she finally grabs. Matt gives the clean break for the shortest possible amount of time, and then immediately stomps Fire with the good foot--but she kicks out the bad foot that took the ankle lock earlier and Matt goes down to a knee. Fire grabs a front facelock and tries to hit a DDT--but Matt is easily able to break the weakened grip, gets a hammerlock, Firewoman reverses with a STUNNER! Matt stumbles back into the turnbuckles, Firewoman hits the opposite ropes and looks to charge with a knee--but Matt scouts it, elevates her, and drops her, shoulder and chest first, on the turnbuckle post! Fire collapses back off the hard smack, and Matt rolls her up tight, pushing down on the good shoulder more: 1--2--3! Fire couldn't force it up!

Winner (tying series 2-2) . . . Matt Folz!

Folz rolls out of the ring, very pleased with himself as Fire bursts up in anger. Fire yells something about him getting lucky, Matt yells something about her being lucky he didn't do more--but it doesn't explode past words for the moment, with Fire grabbing her shoulder and Matt hobbling backward up the ramp.

THE CIRCLE vs. BEER MONEY – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

Beer Money make their way to the ring……..in street clothes. They stand in the middle of the ring while the Circle is announced to a rousing ovation. Ghost and Shannon step into the ring, eyeing the two wearily. SYB grabs a mic

I KNOW YOU TWO WERE BEHIND IT! NO ONE TARS AND FEATHERS ME WITHOUT PAYING ME! AND YOU TWO WILL PAY!

Skurge takes the mic from SYB

What my partner <crowd giggles> means, is you two were behind humiliating us. We know you gave those idiots in Banned From Everywhere the idea to tar and feather us. We know you tried to clue Texpress in, but since we were in Oklahoma, they weren’t going to do anything facey <somewhere Kayfabe’s head explodes>. But we see how things work around here, everyone is against us. So you tell me this, why should we face you when we know there are two other teams back there stupid enough to do your bidding? So, what we suggest is this……to make up for humiliating us, just hand us those titles and we will head to the back like the gentlemen we are.

The crowd has a good laugh at this. Shannon rolls her eyes and waits in the corner. Ghost takes the mic and takes a minute before speaking.

I have three things to say to that. One, we do not ask ANYONE to do our bidding, we are the world tag team champions, and we did that without help from anyone <crowd pop>. Two, I understand your concerns about interference, as groundless as they are, so I propose this, at MADNESS, the Circle versus Beer Money, in a HELL IN A CELL MATCH! <huge crowd pop>

SYB: And three?

Ghost: Three, we kick the shit out of you TONIGHT!

With that Ghost and Shannon attack and the fight rages all around ringside, into the crowd, and finally up the ramp toward the back. Before things can get completely out of hand, wrestlers and officials flood the stage to separate the two teams. As things are cooling down, GM the Danny and Vic come out. Danny looks at Beer Money, then at The Circle and nods. Vic pulls a mic from his jacket…..

Vic: The match is made, The Circle versus Beer Money in a Hell in the Cell for the OOWF World tag team titles at MADNESS!

The crowd erupts, SYB and Skurge go batshit insane, and the Circle look pleased with the development.

BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. STANK – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Bridget starts out fast, using her speed to keep Stank off balance. Every time Stank moves in Bridget hits him with a few quick jabs to the stomach and then moves out of range. Bridget charges ducks under a Stank clothesline attempt and nails him with a flying forearm that sends the big man down to one knee. Bridget quickly follows up with a series of Daniel Bryan style kicks and covers for 2. Side Russian Leg Sweep gets another 2 count. Bridget shows impressive strength by getting Stank up and nailing him with a belly to back suplex that gets another 2. After the kick out Stank rolls out of the ring and catches his breath to try and regroup. He rolls back in at 8.

Bridget charges again but this time runs into a big boot from Stank. Stank with a leg drop and then he whips Bridget into a corner, charges and hits a big splash. He quickly picks the Champion up and hits her with a running powerslam that gets 2. Belly to Belly suplex gets 2. Stank picks her up again, extends his arms all the way up in a Gorilla Press and then just drops Bridget 7+ feet throat first onto the top rope. He drags her back to the center of the ring and gets a VERY close 2 count. Stank shoots a glare at the referee but goes right back on the attack hitting Bridget with a spinebuster. Oklahoma Slam gets 2. Stank sets up for the Stankbomb, but Bridget reverses it to a hurricanrana. 1...2...Stank just kicks out! Both get back to their feet and Stank obliterates his opponent with a lariat. Stank sets up for the Stank U but Bridget elbows her way out of it. Bridget with a standing drop kick that sends the big man flying over the top rope.

Bridget builds up momentum and flies over the top rope with a plancha. Both are down as the referee begins to count. Neither wrestler seems to notice as they begin to brawl outside the ring. Bridget with a hard forearm shot and a swinging neckbreaker on the floor. She tries to get back into the ring but the referee calls for the bell.

Double Countout (11:12) Bridget O'Malley retains her OOWF Intercontinental Championship

MAC FLASHER vs. MAI MUYO vs. CHRISTIAN CARTER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Triple Threat Match

“Blow Me Away” plays out Christian Carter, who soaks in the jeers from the majority of Topeka’s OOWF fanbase on his way toward the ring. While “Junior” Hale inspects Christian for any international objects “Hero” by Skillet draws out Mai Muyo to a decidedly mixed reaction, though her supporters keep their noise going longer. Mai stares down Christian the whole way down to the ring before “I Get Wet” trumpets in OOWF World Champion Mac Flasher. Mac strides to the ring with the title held high as Mai and Christian are already brawling. Hale calls for the bell as Mac sprints ringward to get a piece of the action, but is immediately ejected from the fight by Mai and Christian as their pier-six donnybrook has torn out of the ring and in front of the announce table. Hale tries to mediate but is knocked on his backside while Mac takes a seat on the top turnbuckle and waits out the brawling challengers.

Hale gets the tangle back into the ring long enough for Mac to jump down and try to insert himself into the kerfuffle again, Mai slaps Mac and Christian grabs him and tosses him outside through the ropes as Mai and Christian continue to exchange haymakers.

Russ: “Normally I’d claim that this is Mai Muyo’s new attitude taking over, but that is Christian Carter on the receiving end of those rights and lefts.”
Razz: “Christian has that way to turn anyone into a killing machine. Either to fight with him, or against him.”

Mac reenters the ring and splits up the fisticuffs with a forearm smash to Christian before delivering the same to Mai. Mac begins to work on Christian as Mai halts any progress by the champion with a spinning heel kick as Mac had Christian up for a fallaway slam. Mai tries to cover Christian and gets 1 before Mac drops an elbow on Mai to break up the pinning attempt. Mai springs up and stares down Mac, distracting him long enough to allow Christian to attack Mac from behind with a lungblower that gets 1.5 as Mai stops that count. Mai and Christian alternate between arguing and mutually stomping down Mac before their animosity becomes too much for their short amounts of cooperation to withstand. Mac recovers to drill Mai with a lariat and back drop Christian over the top and into the barrier.

Mac dumps Mai to the outside, almost on Christian before sprinting to the opposite ropes and running back with a Kennywood’s Open (tope con hilo) on both challengers as all three lay in a heap as the feed cuts to an advertisement for an OOWF replay of Home Sweet Hell ’17 to be broadcast after MidWeek Mayhem.

The feed rejoins the action as Mai and Mac are chain wrestling with neither gaining too much of an edge until Mai’s jab to the throat downs Mac. While Mai is genuinely upset at herself, she doesn’t hesitate to try rolling Mac up and getting 1 before Mac crawls out of the schoolboy. Christian reemerges to hit German suplexes on both opponents, focusing on Mai to hit a pumphandle slam that gets 2. Mac recovers enough to spear Christian into the corner and set up Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley (Ho Train), getting intercepted with a lightning-quick dropkick from Mai about two steps away from Christian. As Mac lay dazed on the apron, Mai connects on End-is-Here to get 2.5 on Christian, who drapes his leg across a nearby rope … Or as a replay shows, getting an assist from Mac, who was out of range to touch up Mai in time.

Razz: “Mac Flasher with the first thing that he’s done in months that I agree with! A sneaky move to retain his title.”
Russ: “It’s all in the name of preserving his championship. I’m sure he’ll feel just enough guilt for it, though.”

As Mai debates Hale’s counting speed, Mac slingshots himself onto Mai in a crossbody that gets 2.5 as Mai desperately shoots a shoulder off the canvas. Mac ducks a clothesline attempt from Christian that hits Mai before booting Christian and setting up for a Flash Drive. It is unsuccessful as Mac receives Eat Defeat from Mai as Christian tumbles on top of him for an accidental pin attempt that gets 2. Mai peels Christian off and batters him with strong-style kicks, just before Mac locks her in a Clemente Bridge Suplex that gets 2. Christian pulls Mac up and tosses him away from the action as his focus turns to Mai. Christian grabs Mai by the hair and hits Angel’s Wings while Mac is tangled in the ropes. Hale, instinctively, heads to the ropes to assist Mac, turning his back to the action as “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet slides into the ring and clocks Christian with a pair of brass knuckles before sliding out. As Mac is untangled, he sees an unconscious Christian and makes a cover, none the wiser of Jack’s actions which were blocked by Hale as he was untangling Mac.

Mai’s rollover to break up the pin is a bit too late.

Your winner (pinfall, 15:33) and STILL OOWF WORLD CHAMPION, Mac Flasher!

Mac rolls out of the ring, still none the wiser of Jack’s interference as Mai alternates glares to the downed Christian and the celebrant Mac. Mac holds his title high as the feed cuts out.

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
March 14, 2018

BEER MONEY vs. TEXPRESS vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE – Winner Gets a Tag Team Title Shot

Nothing too fancy to start off this Tornado Tag environment (or as Texpress might call it, a Clusterbomb . . . in Oklahoma, no less). SYB squares off with Justin, Skurge with Zane, Chad with Awesome Bill, in some size-proportionate brawling. Chad and Awesome Bill end up going to the outside quickly, as Chad puts Bill over the ropes—Bill hangs on, regains his footing on the apron, but Chad spears him through the ropes to take them both down. SYB gets Justin down, whips him into the ropes, looking for a back body drop (or a Jersey Turnpike with his head, who knows), but Justin catches SYB with a stiff high knee! Justin begins striking away at SYB FAST, like he’s picked up some moves—and with a nasty (in both senses of the word) exclamation point, as Justin responds to SYB stumbling away by kicking him HARD in the back of the head! SYB rolls out of the ring as Justin turns to face Zane, stomping a mudhole on Skurge in the corner—Justin rushes Zane with a Zayn-like running boot to the back of the head!

Now Justin sees Chad with the advantage on Bill outside—and he’s quickly off to help his friend, flying over the top rope with a Molly-go-round of sorts—but Chad catches him, spins, POWERBOMB off the announce table! The fans boo the (in this town only) hated Chad, who jaws back at them—and walks right into a MASON-DIXON LINE from the rising Awesome Bill! Bill rolls Chad into the ring, looking for a pin—but he’s met with a BIG shoulderblock from a charging Skurge! Bill goes down, Skurge into the cover on Chad—Zane pulls him off, and now the two big men are back to blows—but Zane gives him the ol’ Greco Roman Eye Poke (BOOOO) and Zane bounces off the opposite rope, clothesline to send Skurge to the outside! Now Bill is back up winding up the Mason Dixon Line—but Chad is back up, spins him around, SUPERKICK! Now Chad rushes to the top as Zane hooks Bill up—the crowd is booing hard now—but here’s Justin back, and he pushes Chad off the top rope! Zane, angry, lets go off Bill, and shoulderblocks Justin off the ropes to the floor . . . but then Bill is back up and clotheslines Zane over!

. . . but as the referee watches Zane fall, SYB is behind Bill, JERSEY TURNPIKE! Roll up off the low blow! 1—2—3!

Your winners (pinfall, 10:22) . . . Beer Money!

Skurge is back in the ring celebrating with SYB off their cheap win . . . but as the crowd boos, they turn to cheers as Justin is back in the ring, handing a bucket to the hunched over Bill before charging with his own bucket—HOT TAR! Presumably not that hot because their flesh doesn’t melt, but SYB and Skurge give it a good sell job before Bill comes in with the feathers! We’ve got an Oklahoma tarring and feathering to send the crowd home happy!

BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. MAI MUYO vs. STANK – Non-Title Triple Threat

Mai goes right at Bridget to start, with the two throwing fast elbows so quickly Stank just hangs back and watches for a minute. Bridget pushes Mai off to get separation, spin kick to the face to send Mai down (YAY!) but then Stank comes in with a big shoulder block to send Bridget out of the ring (BOO!). Stank then tries to put the hurt on Mai, backing her into a corner, but he goes for the charge too soon and Mai gets the knees up. Stank stumbles out, Mai hops to the top, corkscrew back elbow to take Stank down! Mai into the cover, but Bridget is back in to pull her off. The two go back to brawling, but this time Mai gets the advantage, with a MAI TIME German Suplex into the cover—but Stank drops a running elbow to break it up.

Stank gives Mai a mean headbutt, and then throws Mai out of the ring this time before stomping on Bridget and laying in some more punishment. Stank finally pulls the Intercontinental Champion up for a STANK-BOMB . . . he holds on, and pulls her up for two—it connects . . . but Mai is up faster than you can say “How did Mai Muyo get up there so fast” and she springboards off the top rope with a flying forearm to Stank! It knocks Stank back toward the ropes—Mai charges, Stank catches her, back body drop—but Mai holds on to the top rope. Stank doesn’t notice as he charges toward a fallen Bridget with a running knee—but Bridget manages to reverse with a drop toehold, and puts Stank into a crossface! Stank is stuck grasping for the ropes, and finally gets it. Bridget gets up and scouts Stank—but Mai yells out as she’s springboarding off the ropes, SUPERMAN PUNCH to Bridget!

Bridget goes down hard, and not in a wacky Ziggler fashion, but crumples like she’s knocked the fuck out. Mai goes for the cover on Bridget—but Stank pulls her off! Mai and Stank begin throwing blows with each other—Stank swings wildly, misses, Mai catches him, goes for the End-Is-Here cutter, Stank pulls her up and reverses – Big Ending! Not something Stank uses in his arsenal too often—Stank into the cover on Mai, 1, 2, no! Mai kicks out at 2.5 . . .

. . . but then Stank sees that Bridget is still down. Stank goes into the cover, Mai still partly down from the Big Ending, can’t get there in time: 1—2—3!

Your winner (pinfall, 11:32) Stank!

Mai is pissed off, rolling out of the ring in anger, without even really noticing the medics who rush down to check out Bridget . . . there are a couple tense moments, as Stank hangs around to keep an eye on it, just instinctively . . . finally Bridget sits up to applause, as the referee gives her back her Intercontinental Championship.

THE CIRCLE vs. DEMON SMOKE & SHIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU-COX – Non-Title Match

The Circle get the win after miscommunication between Smoke and Sizzle, match TBAL

MATT FOLZ vs. FIREWOMAN – Best of Seven Series, Match 3 – Series Tied 1-1

"I am the Fire" plays and Firewoman makes her way to the ring. She stands in the ring and glares up the ramp as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays Matt Folz down. Fire charges forward and knocks Matt off the apron before he can even get in the ring. She whips Matt chest first into the guard rail and slams him down onto the concrete. Fire with hard kicks and stomps to Matt's ribs.

Russ: Fire, uh, Fire does not look in a good mood folks.

Razz: She might be trying to live up to her promise to end Matt's career tonight.

Fire with a brainbuster that bounces Matt's head off the concrete floor. She rolls Matt into the ring and demands that the referee call for the bell. The bell rings and Fire covers a barely moving Matt. 1....2... Matt just barely rolls his shoulder. Fire with a short clothesline and then a belly to back suplex. Fire heads up top and Matt is just aware enough to roll out of the ring. Fire readjusts her position on the turnbuckle and as Matt stumbles to his feet Fire leaps and nails him with a flying clothesline. Fire with a snap suplex on the floor and then whips Matt hard into the steps. Fire rolls in to break the count and then rolls back out to continue her attack. Fire backs up to build momentum and then charges forward, but Matt moves at the last second and Fire bangs her leg hard into the steps.

Matt catches his breath and then rolls Fire into the ring. Matt slides back in and for the next few minutes focuses his attack solely on Fire's leg. Matt locks in a figure four and it looks like Fire might tap before she struggles and barely makes the ropes. The referee begins to count and Matt releases the hold at 4.999999. The crowd starts to boo as Eco comes out to cheer on Fire. Matt glares at Eco but doesn't get distracted, keeping up his attack on Fire with a powerbomb before locking in a Texas Cloverleaf. Eco slaps the mat urging on Fire as she struggles and again just makes the ropes. Matt again keeps the hold on until just before 5.

Eco now gets on the apron, Matt runs over and knocks him off with a right hand. Fire grabs Matt from behind and rolls him up 1.....2....Matt rolls his shoulder. Matt's quicker up to his feet and he pulls Fire into a head and arm Folzplex. Matt sets up for an Angle Slam but Fire escapes and shoves him into the turnbuckle. Fire pulls a page out of her opponent's playbook by hitting Matt with a bridging German Suplex for 2. Fire tries another brainbuster but Matt thumbs her in the eye to escape. Matt picks up a blinded Fire and hits a slingshot suplex. Matt then sets Fire on the top turnbuckle. Matt hooks her up for a Superplex but Fire elbows her way out of it. Matt tries again and Fire again with elbows until Matt falls off the ropes and hits his head hard on the canvas. Fire grimaces as she turns around and leaps off with a BFE. A dazed Matt gets his knees up just like last week, but this time Fire shows great agility by twisting OVER Matt and landing on her feet. Fire wrenches her knee doing so, but still manages to pick Matt up and hit a DDT. One Firestomp later and this one is over.

Winner (Pinfall, 12:29) and now up 2-1 in the best of 7 Firewoman

CHRISTIAN CARTER & ZED vs. MAC FLASHER & JACK BULLET – Steel Cage Match

The cage lowers around the ring as Mac Flasher and “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet discuss last-second strategy while not taking their eyes off of Zed and Christian Carter while BRICK~! patrols the outside of the structure spitting insults at both of his former clients. OOWF referee Davis Hightower waves the teams inward and explains the night’s rules. The teams pay no attention to Hightower as the four men stare each other down. As Hightower breaks the sermon, Jack and Mac start to walk away only to get jumped by Zed and Christian. Zed pairs off with Jack while Mac takes a few boots from Christian.

As Hightower is trying to introduce order to the proceedings, Mac ducks a right hand from Christian before a deadlift hip toss into the cage shifts the numbers advantage in favor of Mac and Jack, who whip Zed into the ropes and greet him with stereo axe bombers, forcing Zed to bail to the outside.

Jack stays in the ring while Zed opts to continue for his team.

Russ: “These four men already showing that this cage may not be able to withstand their fury.”
Razz: “All four men have a beef of some sort. If this cage survives, it might be the only thing that lives to tell the tale of this match.”

Jack keeps on the advantage with an arm-wringer and a springboard arm drag that slides Zed to his corner. Christian reaches down to tag in, immediately charges Jack and eats a stiff forearm as a result. As Christian examines his dental work, Jack mounts Christian Lou Thesz style and unfurls a series of forearms and fists until Christian covers up. As Hightower pulls Jack off Christian, a boot to Jack’s little bullets - just out of the sight of Hightower - allows Christian to open his assault with a mounted series of punches that only gets snapped when Mac jumps in to clothesline Christian off Jack. As those two brawl, Zed tries to pick the bones on Jack, only to get pulled into a Sole Food jawbreaker. The brawls continue on as Hightower breaks up the Mac-Christian brawl, giving Christian a shot at a 2-on-1 attack on Jack as Mac tears in to even the numbers.

Hightower works like a fiend to break the four up and get the match to just two at a time, much to the chagrin of the bloodthirstier fans in Oklahoma City.

Razz: “Just let them go, Davis! The fans want to see four men destroy each other!”
Russ: “Are you sure that you’re just not speaking for yourself?”
Razz: “I can neither confirm, nor deny these allegations.”
Russ: “I thought so.”

Mac and Christian resume the bout, with Mac waving for Zed to tag in. Zed laughs at Mac as Christian throttles Mac with a running knee attack followed by a running toss into the cage. Mac crumbles back into the ring as Zed now opts to tag in. Zed drills Mac with a boot to the face before a Northern Lights suplex gets 2. Mac tries to get to his corner, only for Zed to drag him back towards the opposite corner. Christian tags himself in as both men stomp Mac silly, all while BRICK~! is barking orders like a drill sergeant. Christian hooks Mac into a Tree of Woe as both men take liberties on a defenseless Mac until Jack deftly runs across the top rope and spears both men away from Mac while Hightower unhooks Mac’s legs. As all four men lay on the mat, the feed cuts to an advertisement for future OOWF live events and a spot for OOWF.tv.

The feed comes back to the ring as Mac and Jack have isolated Zed with a few slick double-team moves, completing the sequence with a double electric chair drop that gets 2 as Christian breaks up Mac’s cover. Jack spears Christian through the ropes and into the cage as they open up a brawl on the outside of the ring. Mac signals for a Flash Drive, picking Zed up just as BRICK~! starts to climb up the cage. Mac tosses Zed to the mat only to watch Bridget O’Malley sprint from the back to detach BRICK~! from the cage. As Mac watches BRICK~! eat a superkick, Zed hits a superkick on Mac, dropping him to the mat. Zed then shouts to gain Bridget’s attention with Mac in position for the GTH. Jack dives under the ropes to halt that maneuver, freeing Mac before locking Zed in a Talon in the middle of the ring. BRICK~!, through the chaos, crawls to the opposite side of the ring to hand Christian a set of brass knuckles. Christian coolly rolls into the ring and decks Jack to break the hold on Zed. Mac charges in and also tastes brass. Christian picks Jack up and spikes him with a neck breaker drop, soaking in the jeers before hitting Angel’s Wings on Jack. Christian covers as Mac tries to break up the pin, only to get tripped up by Zed.

Your winners (pinfall, 13:43), Zed and Christian Carter!

Zed and Christian celebrate for a second before resuming a beatdown on both of their opponents, only before the cage door opens with Bridget charging into the ring to break up the assault. Zed laughs at Bridget while Christian smirks and exits the ring without further incident. Bridget tends to Mac as Zed teases a sneak attack before mocking Mac and exiting.

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#849)
Live! From Austin, TX
March 7, 2018

<Cut to the back where we see Mai talking to Juni>

M: Did you take your meds today?
J: No
M: WHAT?
J: I face Jack tonight, didn’t figure there was any need for them
M: Don’t you get it? That’s what Jack wants, he wants in your head. Beside, you said it would be a clean match
J: That was sarcasm
M: What would annoy Jack more, an all out brawl, or a clean match where you completely out wrestle him?
J: <sighing and taking his pills> you’re right

ZED vs. TBA

Zed comes to the ring first – and alone – and waits for his opponent to be announced. After a long pause, the glass breaks and it’s STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN! Austin storms to the ring and attacks Zed with punches and kicks, backs him into the corner and stomps a mudhole in him. Zed wisely bails out to the floor while Austin storms around the ring and salutes the fans to a massive pop! While Austin is on the middle turnbuckle, Zed slides into the ring and pulls Austin off the middle rope and lands a knee to the gut, then whips Austin to the ropes, but on the rebound Austin hits a THESZ PRESS and hammers Zed some more. Austin gets to his feet and yells for Zed to get to his feet, when he does, Austin kicks him in the gut, then goes to grab him by the head, but Zed counters it momentarily into the ZZZZZ, then releases it, pulls Austin in, kicks him in the gut, then hits the GTH! Zed snarls and covers Austin……one…….two……three. The crowd is totally deflated.
WINNER in 4:11 – Zed

Zed is not done yet though, he pulls Austin up and hits a SIT OUT PILEDRIVER (the very same one Owen hit to break his neck) the crowd gasps and starts booing the shit out of Zed, Zed pulls Austin up and throws him out of the ring. Medics race to ringside and Zed calls for a mic:

THIS? This is what you cretins in the back give me? Some ex-McMahonland joke twenty years past his prime? THIS is how you treat the next OOWF world champion, and the best wrestler in the world today? THIS is how you treat the absolute JEWEL of this organization? Perhaps next week you will have me facing another washed up nobody like Razz or Nash. Let me remind you of this all you suits in the back, I am what keeps people watching. I am the reason people come to the shows. I am the breadwinner around here, not Mac, not Juni, not Mai, not Bullet, not even the Saints, ME. My talents are valuable, and let me just remind you that the OOWF is not the only place to earn a payday, you are extraordinarily lucky that the OOWF world title is the greatest prize in wrestling, a prize most suitable for a generational talent such as ZED

Zed drops the mic and heads to the back.

DEMON SMOKE vs. SHIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU-COX

“The Outlier” Demon Smoke is the first one to come out this time. “Until It Breaks” by Linkin Park fills the arena as Smoke makes his way down to the ring and waits. Shizuru-mune Mangyūniku enters to “Party Boy Song” and the two have a mini-stare down in the ring. It’s friendly, but not too friendly. The bell rings and Smoke immediately gets the upper hand in a lock-up. He is starting off a bit more intense than he did in their previous bout a week ago. The aggressive lock-up turns into an aggressive waistlock, which gets turned into a drop toe hold. Smoke drops an elbow on Sizzle’s back.

Smoke continues to work Sizzle for about thirty seconds until he trips Smoke and drops him to the ground. Sizzle gets to work with some strikes of his own. Smoke gets beat up to the point where he needs to catch a breather outside the ring for a bit. Sizzle notices this vulnerability and leaps over the top rope onto Smoke who’s out ringside! The two rest on the floor, exhausted, as the ref begins the count. Sizzle stirs first at 6, throws Smoke in before 8, and steps up onto the apron. As Smoke stands up he gets met with a Springboard Clothesline from Sizzle to knock him right back on his ass.

The two slowly get up. Smoke sloppily gets Sizzle in position for The Crit, but as he pulls Sizzle’s head downwards, he manages to somehow maneuver it into a backflip. Astonished at the counter, Smoke stands idle just long enough for Sizzle to spin around completely and aim a Dreammaker at his head. Almost instinctively, Smoke ducks the kick that would’ve ended it and reverses it into a roll-up pin. And…. That’s three! Smoke rolls out of the ring for an adrenaline-fueled celebration while the replay is shown on the big screen. Yup. That’s a handful of tights.
WINNER in 7:27 – ‘The Outlier’ Demon Smoke

Sizzle takes a look at the screen and alerts the ref. The referee calls for Smoke to re-enter the ring. The match is getting restarted!

The bell rings as Sizzle immediately questions Smoke, who justifies his actions by saying that the same thing happened to him last week. In the middle of his explanation, Smoke gets hold of Sizzle’s head and legs and traps him in a Small Package. Kick out at 2. They both return to their feet and Sizzle gives Smoke a sucker punch to the face and goes for a Small Package of his own. The entire arena gasps as Smoke barely gets out of it before the three count. The two bicker in the ring for a little while longer before it breaks down into a bit of a slobber knocker. There’s punches left and right from both sides as the referee tries to keep control of everything. Smoke delivers a messy Suplex, gets right back up and deadlifts Sizzle for a German Suplex and bridges it. Kick out at 2. Smoke slams the mat in frustration. Sizzle and Smoke stand up at the same time once again exchange blows. They go back and forth until Smoke blocks a left hook from Sizzle. He kicks Sizzle in the chest and sets him up. Sunset Flip Powerbomb! Smoke holds on for the pin. 1…. 2….. 3!
WINNER in 5:12 – ‘The Outlier’ Demon Smoke

Smoke opts to stay in the ring this time and helps Sizzle to his feet. Sizzle reluctantly shakes Smoke’s hand and points to the big screen as the replay shows that Sizzle’s left foot was laying on the middle rope the entire time. The ref misses it and raises Smoke’s arm. Before Sizzle leaves the ring, he gives Smoke the “I’m watching you” gesture with his fingers. And then he smiles and extends his arm with his thumb pointing upwards.

TEXPRESS vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE

Feeling out process from at the bell, as Chad and Bill lock up. Bill takes the early advantage with a bulldog and a spinebuster. Chad blocks a back elbow and delivers a Pele Kick. Tag to Zane, who barrles in and tackles Bill to the mat. Bill makes his way to his feet and delivers a Russian Leg Sweep. Road Dogg Knee Drop nets Bill an 1 count. Justin tags in and they set up a Hart Attack, but Chad blind tags himself in and cuts Justin off. Zane clotheslines Bill to the floor and hits the ropes himself TOPE SUICIDA!

Razz: Look out! It's Super Tex!
Russ: A 325 man should not be able to jump like that!
Razz: Honestly, most of these guys do things they shouldn't be able too.

The Super Tex dive over the ropes flattens Bill and both big men crash hard on the ramp. Back inside the ring, Chad scoops Justin up and sits him on the turnbuckle. Chad starts to climb up, thinking Superplex, but Justin pushes him to the mat! Chad staggers to his feet and Justin stands tall on the top rope… Diving Sunset Flip! 1….. 2….. No! Justin cannot believe it! Justin pounds the mat, and Chad beats him to his feet. He nails a dropkick and covers 1….. 2….. and Justin grabs the bottom rope! Chad pulls himself up in the corner and turns around INTO A HELLUVA KICK! Chad folds into the corner. Justin pulls him up for a BRAINBUSTAA! Nailed it! Justin goes for the cover, but Chad had rolled under the ropes and falls heavy to the floor.

Zane and Bill have pulled themselves to their feet by this time and Chad lands at Bill’s feet. He grabs him and bulldogs him into the floor! Justin scrambles to the top turnbuckle and flies off with MOONSAULT at Zane… who catches him and powerslams him to the floor! Bill and Zane square up, but the referee is down between them quickly to restore order. He gets the two powerhouses to their corners and starts a count 1….. 2….. 3…. 4…. 5…. Chad pulls himself up on the apron. 6…. 7…. Justin follows suit, and the crowd cheers as he and Chad both scramble under the ropes at 9.5!

Both crawl to their corners for simultaneous tags. Bill charges in and tries a lariat on the incoming Zane. Zane ducks it and hits the opposite rope, connecting with a SPEAR that cuts Bill in half! Cover, 1…. 2…. No! Zane pulls him up and tries to set him for the Torture Rack, but Bill slides off from behind and runs Zane into the ropes. Rollup 1…. 2…. No! Another kickout!

Russ: How many near falls have we had the last few minutes!
Razz: I’ve lost count!

They square back up and trade blows in the center of the ring. Bill backs Zane into the corner and Chop! Wooooo! Over and over! Zane staggers out and Bill whips him hard into the opposite turnbuckles! Bill backs up.. STINGER SPLASH CONNECTS! Zane staggers out and Bill grabs him with a waist lock. German Suplex! Bill rolls it and hoists Zane for a second German. He bridges…. 1….. 2….. Zane rolls a shoulder.. 3!

Russ: Was that three? I thought I saw a shoulder up!
Razz: I don’t think so! I think Bill got him!

The referee confers with Mike Elevenbee, who makes the announcement.

Your Winners (Pinfall 12:33) Texpress!

Razz: What?!
Russ: Look at the replay folks!

And sure enough, Bill’s bridge put his own shoulders on the mat as well. Zane rolled his at 2, and Bill’s stay on the mat through the 3 count.

Russ: Shades of Race and Flair in 1983!
Razz: What a shame!
Russ: They say in baseball a bloop single can start a hitting streak. This might be the kind of win that jump starts the Texpress’ fortunes.
Razz: Or, this could be the type of loss that kills Banned From Everywhere’s momentum.
Russ: We will have to wait and see!

MOOSEHEADJACK vs. ECOSYSTEM

Moose is announced first, and nearly gets booed out of the building. He rolls into the ring and slumps in the corner. Eco is announced next, and he gets a nice face pop from the crowd. Eco gets to the ring and glares at Jack, who just smirks. Eco takes a deep breath and steps between the ropes and grabs a mic.

Jack, no one around here may think it anymore, but I still have some pull in MY company. So tonight, I will face you and I will beat you – on my terms. This match will be fought under ONSLAUGHT RULES.

Eco walks to the middle of the ring and extends his hand for the pre match handshake (as is often forgotten custom in Onslaught matches). Moose smirks again and pulls himself to his feet then looks at Juni. Moose slowly starts walking toward Eco and asks the referee for the mic.

Juni……after careful consideration, my answer is on the OOTron

Eco turns for just a second to look at the blank OOTron, when he turns back to Moose, Jack unleashes a FIREBALL RIGHT IN HIS FACE! Eco goes down screaming in pain and grabbing his face. The referee immediately grabs a water bottle and a towel and tries to cover Eco’s face. Mai, along with other OOWF officials and medical race to the ring and Mai goes right after Jack, but Moose bails out of the ring and escapes up the ramp.

ONE CAME JUNI! ONE! NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU JUNI! Now, I know I am not the first Quinn to set you on fire, but get used to it Juni, I am going to fucking END you! IT’s ON!

Officials angrily storm up the ramp and get a laughing Moose surrounded and into the back of the arena while medics help Juni to the back.

CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. JACK BULLET – Falls Count Anywhere Match

The combantants make their entrance it is not long before the fists are flying. It is also not long before both men are busted wide open, and they're inside the ring at least as much time as they're out of it. One of these times, Carter takes the lead and tosses Zed around the outside, swinging him first into the barricade, then into the ring, then barricade, the ring post...NEARLY the whole 360 until Jack gets his bearings enough to dodge and Carter hits the ring post with his shoulder. He capitalizes with an atomic drop. While recovering, Jack goes up to the apron and flies into a double axe handle. Carter is down and Jack applies the boots, then goes for a pin because he doesn't have to get into the ring. Alas, they are somewhat close to a barricade, and Carter uses the leverage there somehow to kick out. He follows through with Greco Roman Eyerake that drives Jack back to recover. Carter gets to his feet and starts to go after Jack, who is still recovering, so he beats feet around the ring and up the ramp, with Carter following close behind, and then the referee trying to keep up.

Backstage, Bullet rounds a corner, Carter following when suddenly *WHAT* Ellsworth the Eagle swoops down and distracts Carter. Carter swats at Ellsworth who expertly flies out of reach. Carter gets turned around and ends up tangling up with Coat Rack Steven Richards. It takes way more time than it should to disentangle from CR Steven Richards, for humorous intent. Finally Carter tosses CR Steven Richards to the side and rushes Bullet, who catches him with a slingshot suplex to the floor. One, two..NOOOOO....Carter kicks out, and grabs CR Steven Richards and uses him an International Object, despite being made in Philadelphia. He spears Bullet with CR Steven Richards, doubling him over, hooks the arms and tries the....FALL FROM GRACE right on the cement floor in the back, but Bullet slips free, lifts Carter into the air and hits a GERMAN SUPLEX THAT SLAMS CARTER’S HEAD ON THE EDGE OF THE TABLE! Bullet covers the unconscious Carter one...two...THREE~!
WINNER in 28:17 – Jack Bullet

MATT FOLZ vs. FIREWOMAN – Best of Seven Series, Match 2 (Fire leads 1-0)

“Battle Without Honor or Humanity” plays in Matt Folz, accompanied by the lovely Jaime McAllister-Folz. Any negative reaction that would usually accompany Matt to the ring is blunted tonight by the enthusiasm of the crowd for what should be a clinic of a match. Matt doesn’t notice the temperature of the crowd, however, as he enters the ring with a purpose, looking to avenge match one. “Light ‘Em Up” then plays in Firewoman, who—maybe overcompensating for the damage her knee took in the prior match—runs straight down to the ring and gets right up in Folz’s face with a smile.

The bell rings and the two lock up, with a bit of standing chain wrestling to start. Firewoman gets a little separation, attempts an armdrag on Folz—he holds his ground and reverses into an abdominal stretch (that’ll put asses in seats, brother brother), but Firewoman shifts her weight and gets the armdrag off regardless. Fire hobbles briefly on her left knee as Folz hits the mat, and that’s all the opening he needs, as he charges almost right off of impact with a chopblock to take Firewoman to the mat. After some wrangling, Folz works himself into a one-legged Boston Crab—Fire uses leverage to twist herself out, but Matt promptly drops an elbow across the knee a couple times, before twisting her back into the Boston Crab. Firewoman can’t get the leverage to get out, so she finally stretches and grabs the bottom rope. Matt finally breaks the hold at 4.9, giving distance after some berating from the referee . . .

. . . and then all of a sudden, Ecosystem hops the guardrail! He’s carrying a “2-0 Firewoman!” posterboard on a big 2 x 4. Matt scrunches his face at Eco, but then goes to grab Fire up—but suddenly Fire is, well, fired up, throwing stiff and FAST forearms/elbows into the face of Matt Folz. Firewoman is clearly pissed at Matt’s 4.9-break bullshit and targeting of the knee, and she gives her good leg some practice in the corner, stomping a mudhole in Matt until the referee forces her to break. Firewoman gives the break—for a moment, and then charges right in with a VICIOUS knee to the face of Matt Folz! Firewoman then begins driving her good knee into the face of Matt, with the referee finally forcing a real break with serious distance off a yank.

While Firewoman and the referee argue, the camera pans over to Folz, now busted open—and now Ecosystem is slipping around to Matt Folz. But the sign isn’t on the 2x4 any more, and Eco is winding up as Folz tries to pull himself up—but then the 2x4 gets pulled out of Ecosystem’s hands! Eco spins around, expecting Jaime got around to him . . . but Mai Muyo is in the audience, now holding the 2x4! Eco leaps into the crowd, chasing after his sister to obtain his weapon.

Meanwhile, Firewoman makes her way back over to the busted open Folz, yankinghim out of the ropes and tossing him with a German suplex! She holds on, rolling the hips, another one! She holds on—Folz throws a back elbow, and Fire reacts by shoving him hard, chest first, into the corner! Fire follows closely and NAILS Folz with an elbow to the back of the head. Folz slumps down on the ropes, with Jaime yelling for him to get back in it. Firewoman throws him off to the mat (perhaps with a harsh word), before climbing up to the top turnbuckle—somewhat gingerly—and flips with a BEST FIRESAULT EVAR~!—but Matt gets the knees up! Firewoman buckles on impact, and Matt Folz locks in a tight small package, hooking the bad knee tight—Firewoman is shaking, but can’t get the shoulders up! 1—2—3!

WINNER of Match Two by pinfall (12:22) . . . Matt Folz!

Matt Folz rolls out of the ring in pain, stumbling and eventually sitting with Jaime tending to his head wound. Firewoman, by contrast, stands up strong (if limping slightly), kicking the ropes and glaring at Folz . . . but not taking anything out on him or Jaime as she walks her way up the ramp.

THE CIRCLE vs. BEER MONEY – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

Beer Money is out first and they get a mild reaction until SYB mentions something about steers and queers, then the crowd would like to lynch them. They wait in the ring and the champs, The Circle make their way out. As they step between the ropes Beer Money attacks! SYB hammers Shannon while Skurge backs Ghost into the corner and unleashes a barrage of chops. SYB gets Shannon in the corner and they try a double whip to the corner but Shannon and Ghost reverse it! SYB and Skurge are a well oiled team though and Skurge goes under SYB’S legs and SPEARS Shannon back into the corner! Meanwhile SYB continues his charge and Ghost nearly DECAPITATES him with a boot to the face! Skurge sees his partner nearly die and tries to make the save but Shannon grabs his leg and holds him while the Circle covers for the one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 2:47 – The Circle

After the match, Shannon and Ghost receive their titles in the middle of the ring, Skurge and SYB slip out of the ring and grab chairs, they climb back in, SYB spins Shannon around and SLAMS the chair down on top of her head! Shannon crumples to the ground. Skurge slams the chair across Ghost’s back, then as he staggers and turns around, he drops him with a chair shot to the top of the head! They’re not done though, Skurge lifts Shannon for a piledriver and SYB climbs to the top rope, PILSNERDRIVER ON THE CHAIR! The grab Ghost and hit another one, the champs are laid out! Once again, officials make their way to the ring (they are getting a good workout tonight) and get Beer Money away so the medics can check on the Circle

BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. MAI MUYO – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Both women come to the ring and stand in their respective corners as Mike Elevenbee starts the big match introductions.


ME: This is the co main event of the evening and it is for the OOWF Intercontinental Championship. Introducing first in the corner to my right: Hailing from Nayoga Japan, standing 5'9 and weighing 180 pounds. A former Grand Slam Champion Mai Muyo!!

And in the corner to my left: Hailing from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, standing 6'0 and weighing in at 145 pounds. The reigning and defending OOWF Intercontinental Champion Bridget O'Malley!!!

As soon as the bell rings Mai explodes forward like she was shot out of a cannon, taking a shocked Bridget down with a Lou Thez press. Mai starts hammering the champ with huge punches. The referee calls for a clean break and Mai obliges, then boots Bridget in the stomach and throws her through the ropes to the floor. Mai slides out and whips Bridget into the railing and then grabs her and slams her head into the post. Mai rolls Bridget back into the ring and then whips her into the corner, quickly following with a clothesline. Mai with an Irish Whip and then a drop kick that gets 2. Brainbuster bounces Bridget's head off the canvas and Mai covers for another 2 count. Belly to Back suplex and then when Bridget tries to sit up Mai drop kicks her in the back of the head. Mai with a drop toe hold and than an elbow to the back of Bridget's neck.

Russ: This is as aggressive as we've seen Mai in a long time. The Intercontinental Champion hasn't gotten a move in since the bell rang

Mai whips Bridget into the corner and starts hammering away with chops. Bridget finally shows some signs of life by responding in kind, backing Mai up a bit. Bridget explodes out of the corner with a lariat that sends Mai down. Bridget picks Mai up and hits a Stun Gun for 2. Side Russian leg sweep gets 2. Swinging neckbreaker and another cover but Mai gets her foot on the ropes. Bridget keeps up the attack with a back body drop that gets 2. Bridget tries an Irish Whip, Mai reverses and sends Bridget into the corner inadvertently crushing the referee between the turnbuckle and Bridget.

Mai with the End Is Here and covers but there's no referee. Mai slaps the mat in frustration then drags Bridget to the middle of the ring. Mai digs into her tights and pulls out the brass knuckles that Matt gave her last night as the crowd boos. Mai heads to the top rope and slowly measures Bridget for a top rope brass knuckle aided fist drop. Mai takes a deep breath and hesitates for a bit, and that costs her as Bridget gets to her feet and crotches Mai on the top turnbuckle. Bridget climbs up and grabs Mai, TOP ROPE SUPERPLEX! Bridget rolls over into a cover, 1...2....3.

Winner (Pinfall, 10:34) and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion Bridget O'Malley

Mai slams the mat in frustration. The referee hands Bridget her title and Mai gets to her feet, spots the brass knucks, puts them on and BLASTS Bridget right on the back of the head! Bridget goes down, Mai stands over her for a second, then walks to the back to the near silence of a stunned crowd.

MAC FLASHER vs. STANK – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

“Skin” draws out Stank, who is looking incredibly upset given the events of a week before. The former OOWF Champion makes his way to the ring in a hurry, but not without taking time to jaw with the more vocal ringside fans. While Stank has his supporters, they are grossly outnumbered in Austin. With Stank standing in his assigned corner, “I Get Wet” trumpets the arrival of Mac Flasher, who soaks in the adoration and holds his OOWF World Championship high for everyone to see before jogging to the ring. He is denied entry by Stank, who rushes him with a spear that sends Mac from the apron to the floor.

Stank follows and begins pummeling Mac with hamhock-like forearms and a lariat that turns the champion inside-out. Stank charges a just-standing Mac, inly to get a matador sidestep into the ring barricade. Mac mounts Stank and begins a ground-and-pound assault that is broken up by OOWF official Davis Hightower, who tells both men to take it inside so that the match can actually start.

Mac and Stank each enter the ring and begin pummeling each other as Hightower signals for the bell and immediately breaks up the fisticuffs, chiding both men for the closed fists. Mac obliges, Stank drills Mac in the eye with a heavy right hand and opens the offensive with more strikes and an Irish whip that leads to a shoulder tackle. Stank stomps away at the downed Mac for a few seconds until Mac grabs Stank’s boot and trips him down into a heel hook that Stank can easily escape by dragging Mac to the ropes. Mac gives a clean break for a split second before pulling Stank into an STF with a forearm grinding the challenger’s nose almost to its breaking point. Stank finds his way out of the submission by raking Mac’s eyes.

Russ: “Not exactly allowed in the rulebook, but effective nonetheless.”
Razz: “When you’re trying to prove that the guy you’re facing is a fluke champion, you take a few shortcuts now and again.”
Russ: “It is Stank, why is anyone surprised?”

Stank pulls Mac up and gets an eyerake of his own, with Mac working Stank toward the corner, where a mounted 10-punch barrage follows along with a try at a monkey flip that Stank shoves off. Stank hops up to the second rope and hits a pump splash that gets 2. As Mac gasps for air, Stank grabs his head and taunts the Austin fanbase before Mac possums him into the biggest small package ever to get 1. Stank, with a bit more urgency in his game now, hits a series of suplexes on Mac, finishing with a butterfly underhook suplex that gets 2. Stank whips Mac into the corner and charges with a running splash that misses as Mac hops over before draping Stank’s throat across the top rope. A Blockbuster from the top follows and gets 2 with Mac starting to feel the momentum on his side. A running knee to the side of Stank’s head also gets 2 as Mac heats up the Austin fans with a signal for a Flash Drive.

That plan was a bit premature as Stank easily fights out of the front face lock and hits a one-step lariat to ground Mac. The champ pops up within a beat and asks for another. Stank obliges and gets the same result. Mac kips up and eats the sole of Stank’s boot to flatten him. Stankonia 2.0 follows, getting 2.5.

Stank drops an elbow across Mac’s sternum. Then Stank hits that same spot with his knee. Air Atlanta (a standing big splash) gets 2 with Mac coughing up a fit. Hightower waves off Stank to check on Mac, who refuses the attention and motions for Stank to being more, despite the champ sitting on his wallet. Stank picks Mac up by his hair and hits a swinging neckbreaker that gets 2. A scoop slam followed by an elbow drop gets nothing as Mac rolled out of the way of the elbow. With Stank seated and holding his arm, Mac locks in Sleep Mode which pops open Stank’s eyes before they start ti get heavy. Mac squeezes with all his might as Stank starts to fade while rolled onto his stomach. Hightower opts for the traditional route of lifting Stank’s arm thrice before calling the match. One drop … Two drops … The third … Well, Stank finds just enough to roll his weight on top of Mac and get a fast 2 before Mac releases the hold and gets a shoulder up.

Stank rolls to the outside to regain his air as Mac follows with Kennywood’s Open (tope con hilo) to send both tumbling into the announce table.

Razz: “MAC DAMN NEAR KILLED STANK, HIMSELF AND PROBABLY RUSS!”
Russ: “That impact happened in front of you, Razz. I’m sure you’d have gotten the worst of it.”
Razz: “And I think I’d have pulled you in front of me had I been in real danger.”
Russ: “I love you too, Razz.”

With both men staggering to their feet, Stank helps Mac into the rung before trying to slingshot himself into a charging Mac with a spear. Mac hits a sloppy DDT to stun Stank, looking again for a Flash Drive. Stank gets out of harm’s way with a jab to Mac’s throat followed by Shitfaced. Stank grins at the downed champion and hoists him up for a Stank Bomb. He completes the series before going for second round.

Russ: “Six powerbombs, delivered by that man in that quick of a timespan. We might see the end of Mac Flasher’s title reign tonight.”
Razz: “… Maybe his career, too. Stank is about to taste the gold again.”

Stank hits the first two clean, but Mac wiggles his way into locking Stank into a triangle choke before he is lifted into a third powerbomb. Stank tries to lock his hands so Mac can’t pull Stank’s throat across his leg, but the hold is still enough to weaken Stank and put him on one knee. As the crowd urges Stank to tap, Mac is able to straighten the arm and thread it through. Stank fights wildly to escape, but falls onto his second knee. With Stank’s eyes getting glassy, Mac pulls with all his might, sensing a tap or a nap. Stank, with his last bit of energy, surges up and powerbombs Mac to force him to let go as both men lay on the mat.

Russ: “That’s twice that Stank has nearly gone to sleep in this match. Eventually that’s going to haunt him.”
Razz: “Mac isn’t exactly looking fresh after taking that one-armed powerbomb.”

Stank stumbles to his feet, taking a knee after the first step but finding a way up. Mac is a bit slower to rise, earning a chance to survive a leg drop that gets 2. Stank pulls Mac up and calls for the Stank U. Mac replies with a boot to the gut and twists Stank into position for the Duquesne Incline. That gets 2 with Mac eyeing something bigger. Mac stands Stank up, peppers him with a few rights and hoists him into position for a Flash Drive. Mac connects, taking everything that Mac had left in the tank to make it happen. Stank lay on the mat for approximately 10 seconds, but only 2 of them with Mac making a cover. Mac points to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top, hitting a Savage Elbow on Stank to get 2.5. Stank sits up and winds up eating a Bom-ba-ye knee. Mac hooks both legs and hangs on for dear life. It’s barely enough to keep Stank down.

Your winner (pinfall, 21:37) and STILL OOWF WORLD CHAMPION, MAC FLASHER.

An exhausted Mac rolls off as Stank lay on the mat with his head in his hands. Hightower hands Mac his championship as Zed charges the ring and stands over Mac. Zed peers down at Mac, who immediately scrambles to his feet ready to fight. Zed laughs, shakes his head and departs the ring without so much as saying one word to Mac, who stares down Zed while holding the OOWF championship over his head as the feed cuts away.

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#848)
Live! From Baton Rouge, Louisiana
February 28, 2018

DEMON SMOKE vs. SHIZURU-MUME MANGUNIKU-COX

Shizuru-mune Mangyūniku comes out to "Party Boy Song" looking confident and strong. He points up the sky in a tribute...aw. "Until It Breaks" by Linkin Park plays and Demon Smoke entires as well. Both men are needing to prove something, tonight and at the ringing of the bell, they set out to do just that. it's a strong back and forth for a good long while, about 10 minutes or so. Smoke hits an enziguiri, and follows up with a swinging vertical suplex for a 2-count. They both get to their feet, and Mangyūniku drives Smoke back with a series of Muay Thai kicks. He grabs Smoke in a three-quarter facelock, and runs up the turnbuckle for a Shiranui~! Not content with that, Mangyūniku climbs up top, poses for a bit, points heavenward, and flies with a shooting star press~! He has to land on his feet, because all the posing gave Smoke time to compose himself and roll out of the way. Mangyūniku resets, and tries for the Dreammaker, but Smoke ducks it, transitioning in the the CRIT-CRAIG~! He rolls Mangyūniku up and one, two, NO! Somehow Sizzle kicks out! Smoke turns and argues with the referee for a moment, while he is arguing Sizzle grabs him from behind and rolls him up, it almost looks like Sizzle grabs a handful of tights, then lets go JUST as he gets the three!
WINNER in 11:19 – Shizuru-Mume MAnguniku-Cox

Sizzle celebrates after his hand is raised, and then in a show of sportsmanship, helps Smoke to his feet, and the two shakes hands, but Smoke gives Sizzle an odd look, does Sizzle even realize he cheated?

TEXPRESS vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE

BFE is out first, this time with Ellie May From Elijay with them. The crowd pops big for the trio and they slap hands as they walk to the ring. Texpress is introduced next and they also get a nice pop from the crowd. The teams meet in the middle of the ring and shake hands, the referee calls for the bell and we are underway.

As with last week, we see BFE has shown tremendous improvement as a team. Justin continues to be slippery, slipping free of holds, and seemingly having no bones to speak of. Bill comes in and fights off Chad and Zane, but Texpress, being the more experienced tag team isolate Bill and wear him down. While Zane has Bill on the mat, the crowd starts to stomp and Bill fights to his feet and frees himself. The two stare at one another for a moment then lock up in a test of strength, when Zane gets the upper hand, the crowd chants “LET’S GO BILL!” When Bill gets the upper hand, the crowd roars “LET’S GO ZANE” The two big bulls finally call it a stalemate and both tag in their partners.

The match continues back and forth, and the crowd is HOT for this. The end comes when Bill catches Chad with the MASON DIXON LINE, then tags in Justin, Justin climbs to the top rope and they hit the ROCKET LAUNCHER! Justin covers, Bill keeps Zane from breaking things up, one……two…….THREE! BFE WITH THE UPSET!
WINNERS in 19:48 – Banned From Everywhere

JACK BULLET vs. CHRISTIAN CARTER – Strap Match

The camera comes up on Mike Elevenbee as he prepares to announce the next match. A general crowd hum can be heard in the background.
ME: Our next match is scheduled for one fall to a finish and is a strap match. The two combatants will be tethered together by a leather strap with the winner achieving victory through pinfall or submission.

Razz: Because four corners rules are for housewives and little girls.

ME: Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, at a weight of 265 pounds, Christian Carter.

Carter lumbers with a confident stride to the ring as the fans boo.

Russ: Despite Carter declaring a truce between himself and Jack Bullet last week, he still interfered in the match with Eco and cost Bullet an advancement in the title tournament.
Razz: Carter never declared a truce. He just said it was smart not to brawl with Bullet before his IC Title match. He didn’t do that. And let’s not forget that Bullet then cost Carter that IC Title match against Mai Muyo.

ME: And his opponent, at 212 pounds from Des Moines, Iowa, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.
Bullet slaps hands as he trots to the ring and the fans cheer.

Russ: Because of the bad blood between these two it has been decided to put them together in a strap match. If OOWF executives can’t keep these two from fighting, maybe they can at least contain them.
Razz: I don’t think that’s going to happen.

Referee Junior Hale nervously secures the brown leather strap to Carter’s wrist. He then goes to apply it to Bullet’s wrist, but before he can, Carter comes in over top of Hale and clobbers Jack right in the head. Bullet goes down to the mat as the fans jeer. Carter drops a knee to Jack’s gut and then chokes him on the mat with the leather strap.

Russ: Even in a match designed to be a brawl, Carter can’t avoid taking a shortcut.
Razz: He had the strap on his wrist. He was ready to go. Not his fault, Hale was slow to hook up Bullet.

Carter covers Bullet, but Hale won’t count, because Jack isn’t hooked to the strap. Carter barks at Hale to attach the strap. He does and drops for a cover. Bullet kicks out at two. Carter pulls Bullet up by the head and throws him into the ropes. Carter stretches the strap tight and lifts it up to clothesline Bullet with it as he rushes across the ring. Bullet flips in the air and lays on the canvas. He rubs his throat in pain. Carter crouches down on Jack’s back and chokes him with the strap.

Russ: This is inhuman. There’s no reason for Carter to act like this.
Razz: What the hell are you talking about? It’s a strap match. You’re supposed to use the strap. He’s well within the rules. You nor Hale can do anything about it.

Carter wraps the strap around Jack’s knee and ties it to his free wrist. He then picks up Jack and drops him for a kneebreaker. Carter drops to the canvas and applies a knee bar with the strap wrapped around Jack’s knee.

Russ: That strap is applying more pressure and making moves like the knee breaker and knee bar more painful than they would normally be.

Razz: Bullet has made the ropes, but that won’t lead to a break in a match like this.
Carter releases the knee bar and stands. He pulls Bullet up and wraps the strap around his neck. He then slings Bullet over the ropes to dangle inches from the floor. He sputters red faced as he struggles with the strap around his throat.
Russ: Even you Razz can’t condone this type of sheer brutality.
Razz: Uh…yeah…I think I can.

Bullet kicks his feet and manages to make the floor. He unwraps the strap from his throat as he rushes toward the guardrail. Carter is caught off guard and is pulled over the ropes to the floor, bumping the ring apron on his way down. Bullet takes a breather against the guardrail. Carter staggers up and charges for a clothesline. Bullet dodges and Carter collides with the barricade. He lays slumped against the guardrail. Bullet wraps the strap around his arm and charges with a clothesline.

Russ: That rough leather will rub your skin raw when used like that.
Razz: I don’t want to know how you know that.

Bullet grabs Carter by the arm and whips him into the metal ring post. The leather strap unravels between them as Carter clangs back first into the post. Bullet runs and jumps with a double axe handle, Carter steps out from the post and catches Bullet around the waist. He slings Bullet over his head and he crashes to the floor mat. Bullet wraps the leather strap around Carter’s legs and yanks. Carter is tripped and falls on his face. Bullet then ties Carter’s wrists behind his back and has him hogtied on the floor.

Russ: Ha Ha…a little of Bullet’s rural upbringing in Iowa shows through.
Razz: Yeah, well he can’t pin or submit him like that on the outside.

The fans laugh and Carter yells at Bullet. Jack leaps to the apron and comes off with a leg drop to the back of Carter’s head. He unties him and pulls Carter. Jack nails a rising uppercut to snap Carter’s head back. He bends over on the rebound and Bullet holds him in place by the strap. He drags Carter over to the ring stairs and tries to toss him into them, but Carter blocks. He then lifts Bullet up and drops him tailbone first onto the steps with a loud clang.

Carter looks around and barks for the timekeeper to move. He grabs the folding chair he was sitting on and readies it to hit Bullet. Jack recovers and dropkicks the chair into Carter’s face. Carter goes down. Jack slides the chair into the ring and follows. Jack sits on the canvas, balls up the strap around his hands and gives it a good tug. Carter is brought into the ring apron. He backs up and Bullet pulls again. Carter backs up and Bullet doesn’t it again. Carter is smarting from being rammed into the apron three times and finally just rolls back into the ring. Bullet kicks Carter to double him over as he tries to stand.

Russ: Jack Bullet is going for the Silver Bullet on the steel chair…no, Carter backdrops out.
Carter picks Bullet up while wrapping the strap around his neck. He slings Jack over his back and strangles him with a hangman’s backbreaker like Hawk used. Carter jumps up and down to really crank the hold.
Razz: Carter is using that strap like a maestro. Christian Carter might be the new master of the strap match.

Carter then flips Jack back over his head and down to the mat. Carter leaps for a double leg drop, but Bullet rolls out of the way and Christian splats the mat. Bullet stands and follows with a sliding dropick to put Carter on his back. Jack follows with a knee drop and covers for two. The two men stand. They try to pull each other near with the strap and get into a tug of war. Bullet gives up and allows Carter to sling him forward. Jack runs to the side of Christian, springs off the opposite ropes and comes back for a crossbody as Carter turns. Bullet lands on top for a two count.

Jack wraps the strap around his fist and punches Carter as they stand. He pushes Carter into the near ropes and shoots him off. Carter reverses the whip. He bends over for a backdrop. Bullet goes for a sunset flip. Carter blocks, pulls Bullet up by both hands on his neck showing great power and then turns for a spinning double choke slam. That gets one…two…thr…

Russ: That was a close one. I’m not sure what Carter needs to do.
Razz: Well, that chair is still in the ring.

As if he’s hearing Razz, Carter picks up the chair. He swings it high over his head. Bullet kicks Carter in the knee. He drops the chair. Bullet jumps up to collar Carter with the strap around his head and fires back on a leaping DDT. He cover for one…two…thr…Carter kicks out.

Bullet points to the top rope and the fans scream. Bullet climbs to the top rope. He’s perched to jump off. Carter sits up on the mat and pulls the strap hard. Bullet loses his balance and crotches himself on the top turnbuckle. Carter climbs the corner and hooks Bullet up for a superplex. Bullet blocks with his foot tucked under the top rope. He pushes Christian off and he falls to the mat. Bullet resets and jumps as Carter stands. Christian catches Jack across his chest and hits a Razor Ramon-style rolling fall away slam. Both met stand. Bullet runs into the ropes and flies off for a cross body. Carter gets his foot under the chair and kicks it up into his hands. Bullet crashes into it and goes down. Carter then smacks Bullet twice in the back with it.

Russ: He’s got the strap, does he need to use the chair?
Razz: Yes, yes he does.

Carter rolls Bullet onto his back. He uses the strap to tie the chair to Bullet’s torso. He then flips Bullet up and around and then face first on the chair into the mat.
Russ: Fall From Grace with the chair tied onto Bullet. That’s inhuman.
The impact of the move amplified by the chair tied to Jack has him out and Hale counts for one…two…three.

ME: Your winner at 11:17, Christian Carter.

Carter takes the strap off himself and shakes Junior Hale off as he tries to raise his hand. Bullet lays on the mat with the chair still tied to him. Carter picks Bullet up and throws him into the air by one leg for a pancake slam. The fans boo and Hale admonishes Carter, threatening to reverse his decision.

“Do it,” Carter bellows and Hale stumbles back. Carter smirks down at the out Bullet and decides to leave the ring under his own power. Jack Bullet, however, will need help and Hale calls for aide from the back as we fade.

MATT FOLZ vs. FIREWOMAN – Best of Seven Series – Match 1

Fire starts out fast. She charges forward and when Matt tries to turn it into a spinebuster, she elbows him in the back of the head. Fire pulls Matt to his feet and hooks him and hits a snap suplex, then gets to her feet and drops a knee across Matt’s face, then grabs his head and hammers him with straight rights, opening a gash on his face. Fire shoots Matt off the ropes and nails him with a beautiful spinning heel kick. Matt quickly rolls out of the ring to try and catch his breath but Fire nails him with a baseball slide. Fire slams Matt down on the concrete floor and heads to the ring apron. She tries a moonsault but Matt moves out of the way and Fire slams down hard on her knee.

Matt rolls into the ring to break the count and then rolls back out and nails Fire with a head and arm Folzplex on the outside. He breaks the count again then drapes Fire's leg over the guard rail and slams the back of her knee down hard onto the steel. Matt rolls Fire back in and drags her to the center of the ring. Matt drops repeated elbows on Fire's knee before dragging her over to the corner. Matt slides out of the ring and slams Fire's knee into the post before applying a ringpost figure four. The referee starts a count and Matt releases just before 5 but the damage is done. Matt slides back into the ring and hits an overhead belly to belly suplex before applying a Texas Cloverleaf. Fire's face is a mask of pain and the referee is right in her face asking if she wants to submit but Fire refuses. Fire struggles and just barely makes it to the ropes, and again Matt keeps the hold on until 4.99999. Matt releases the hold and drags Fire back to the center of the ring. Matt grabs Fire's leg and starts applying a Figure Four, but Fire grabs Matt and rolls him into an inside cradle. The referee gets down in position, 1...2...3. Matt kicks out just a millisecond too late.

Winner (Pinfall, 17:42) and up 1-0 in the best of 7 series, Firewoman

After the match Matt is right in the referee's face, claiming he kicked out. A replay shows us that he did not. Matt turns and sees Fire limping to her feet and you can tell that he's thinking about clipping her from behind. Instead he turns her around and they share a tense, brief handshake. Matt nods and says "you still need 3 more" before sliding out and leaving Fire to her celebration.

ZED vs. ECOSYSTEM – OOWF Invitational Finals

“Hero” plays and Zed and BRICK~! make their way to the ring, and the crowd tries to boo them out of the building. Zed just smirks and steps between the ropes and poses, which only draws more boos from the crowd. Before the crowd can riot “Immortal” plays and Ecosystem makes his way to the ring. The crowd is apparently really into the whole underdog thing as Juni gets a nice pop from the crowd. He looks a little surprised at first, then embraces it and climbs to the middle turnbuckle and poses. While he is on the middle rope, Zed tries to attack from behind, but Juni steps up and does a backflip off the top rope and lands on his feet in the middle of the ring. Zed stops before he hits the turnbuckle and turns and charges at Eco, Eco catches him with a drop toe hold taking him to the mat, then tries to trap Zed in the ANACONDA VICE, but Zed worms his way to the ropes forcing a break. Eco releases the hold and Zed slithers out of the ring to the floor where BRICK~! tries to calm him down.

As BRICK~! and Zed talk on the outside, Eco runs to the corner and leaps to the top, then hits a dropkick to the back of Zed’s head, which slams him into BRICK~! Zed falls to the floor holding his face while BRICK~! teeters, wobbles and then finally falls down! Eco pulls Zed to his feet and scoops him up and slams him on BRICK~! then shoots Zed into the ring and covers, but Zed kicks out at two.

Eco works on Zed’s back for a bit, but Zed turns the tables when he reverses a whip and BRICK~!, who is finally back on his feet, low bridges him and Eco tumbles over the top rope to the floor. Zed distracts the referee and BRICK~! grabs the ringside bell and SLAMS it into Eco’s throat! Eco falls to the floor holding his throat, gasping for air. Zed comes out and rolls Eco back into the ring and covers, but Eco gets his foot on the bottom rope just before the three count. Zed thinks he won, but the referee lowers his arm and tries to explain that it was just a two. BRICK~! climbs to the apron and argues with the referee, while the ref’s back is turned, Zed drops a knee right on Eco’s throat and chokes him. Eco nearly passes out before the referee throws BRICK~! out of the match, ordering him back to the back. BRICK~! and Zed both blow a gasket and argue with the referee. While that is going on, Eco struggles to his feet, before he can do anything though, Zed turns around and nearly DECAPITATES him with a clothesline. BRICK~! makes his way to the back while Zed covers, but once again Eco kicks out.

Zed spends the next several minutes working over Eco, but he cannot keep him down. Zed connects with a SUPERKICK right to Eco’s throat that drops Eco to his knees, Zed traps him in a DRAGON SLEEPER! Eco is in a world of trouble right now. Eco manages to get to his feet and he moves to the corner and scales the turnbuckles flipping over Zed’s back. When Zed turns around, Eco grabs him and PLANTS him with a belly to belly suplex. Eco covers, but Zed kicks out at two.

Eco moves to the corner, still holding his throat, and starts to climb the ropes. Zed gets to his feet and charges into the corner and scales the ropes and the two fight it out. Eco manages to catch Zed with a knee to the face, sending Zed falling off the ropes, colliding with the referee as he falls. Eco also loses his balance and falls off the top rope to the floor.

Everyone is down for a moment, there is no count. Zed starts to stir a bit in the ring, and he checks on the referee. As Eco slowly gets to his feet, the crowd starts to boo loudly, it’s…….it’s MOOSEHEAD JACK, and he’s SPRINTING to the ring? What the hell? Moose BLINDSIDES Eco with a shot to the back of the head, then spins him around and PLANTS him with a DDT on the floor! Eco is OUT! Moose pulls him up and rolls him under the bottom rope, Zed pushes the referee aside and makes the cover, one…..two……THREE!
WINNER of the OOWF Invitational, in 29:07 – Zed! – Zed gets a title world heavyweight title shot at the next PPV!

Zed celebrates for a moment, then bails out of the ring and heads to the back. On the way he passes Moose, and the two of them eye one another for a moment, then Zed heads to the back and Moose rolls into the ring with a mic and stands over Eco

How ya doin’ Juni? You’re probably wondering how I got out here so fast, well, I wasn’t quite as injured as I made myself out to be. Turns out, the knee is 100%. Now, I know right now you may not be able to hear me, but you can always watch the replay to find out what the fuck just happened to you. You see Juni, a few weeks ago I said you had a whole lot of unpaid receipts coming your way. And, say what you will about me, but I have a long, long, LONG fucking memory. This is just step one. Junichiro Muyo, remember one thing, the Saints giveth and the Saints taketh away. I am going to make your life a living hell. Trust me.

BEER MONEY vs. THE CIRCLE – OOWF World Tag Team Title Steel Cage Match

The Circle enters first in all their ominous glory, with their smoke and stone faces complementing the uncompromising steel structure before them. The champions, SYB and Skurge, enter next, approaching the ring with more than a little trepidation. Just as they slowly enter the ring—they suddenly speed up and charge their opponents! SYB takes Shannon down and Skurge takes Ghosthead down, but the surprise doesn’t last too long, as both Shannon and Ghosthead fight up to a vertical base and are brawling. Ghost and Skurge get into a corner together, both swinging and trying to grab a hold, while Shannon is jabbing SYB until he gets her down into a front facelock—SYB gets a snap suplex off, into a cover, good for only one—SYB gets himself up , but Shannon jabs him in the gut a couple times, and then gives him a standing back body drop backfirst into the steel cage!

SYB slumps down between the ropes and the cage, as Shannon charges toward Skurge as he stomps Ghosthead in the corner—Shannon leaps on the larger Skurge and begins to choke him out, Skurge stumbles back and manages to throw Shannon off—but he then eats a SPEAR from Ghosthead! Skurge fights off Ghosthead after a close pin attempt, but then Shannon is back on him for a double team! Following a double suplex, Ghosthead pulls Skurge up slowly as to lift him for a powerbomb as Shannon goes to the top rope—but here’s SYB, superkick to the back of Ghosthead’s head! Ghosthead goes down to his knees as Shannon is surprised—SYB leaps off the back of Ghosthead keeled over, and dropkicks the top rope, causing Shannon to fall and crotch herself! SYB recovers quick and runs up to the top rope, as the fans buzz with this surprising showing of fast action from SYB, who seems quite motivated to make the save for his long time friend—Ghosthead manages to get under SYB before he can get the Superplex off however—will he powerbomb him . . .

. . . he does, but SYB TAKES SHANNON WITH HIM! Tower of Doom! Shannon rolls off to the side in pain . . . Ghosthead slowly grabs a cover on SYB: 1 . . . 2 . . . Skurge is up and yanks him off, GERMAN SUPLEX! Skurge doesn’t even take the time to try for a cover, rolls him over again! Skurge gets off another German, but on the third, Ghosthead tries to elbow Skurge off—he does so successfully, but SYB is back up, SUPERKICK to the face of Ghosthead (instead of the back of the head this time), Ghosthead stumbles back into Skurge, THIRD German, into the bridge! Page of Their Good Friend Mai Muyo—1-2-no! Shannon breaks it up with a running elbow.

SYB starts to rain blows on Shannon in retaliation, but she shoves him for separation and then catches him with a backfist to send him into the ropes loopy. Skurge is on Shannon now though, and the two start trading hard shots—as Skurge yells at SYB to get up! SYB does . . . and immediately starts climbing the side of the cage! Skurge picks Shannon up and SMASHES her head first into the cage, but then she somehow hands on and pulls him into a Dragon Sleeper! SYB looks down, but then looks back up, thinking he can climb out before Skurge taps . . . Skurge is flailing, but shoves her into the corner to fight out—meanwhile, Ghosthead is back up! As SYB is climbing, Ghosthead intercepts him, and SLAMS his head against the cage, causing him to fall back to the mat HARD! Skurge is shocked by the collision, but takes his eyes off Shannon for a moment out of concern—Shannon headbutts him in the jaw, SUPERKICK! Skurge goes down as Ghosthead leaps from halfway up the cage—SPECTRE’S FALL! Ghosthead into the pin off the five-stag frog splash: 1—2—3! New champs!

Your winners (11:22, pinfall) . . . and NEWWWW World Tag Team Champions . . . The Circle!

MAI MUYO vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

“Crown on the Ground” pierces through a calmly confined Bridget O’Malley enters the ringside area. The challenger climbed through the ropes and goes through her normal stretching routine before “Hero” interrupts and plays out the wildly popular Mai Muyo. Mai takes the Intercontinental Championship off her waist and holds it high with her right arm as she walks down the aisle before rolling under the bottom rope and kipping up. Mai nods at Bridget before handing her title off to “Junior” Hale. Hale shows the championship to Bridget before hoisting it above his head and handing it off to a ringside attendant before signaling for the bell.

Bridget and Mai stare each other down, Bridget holds a four-inch height advantage, but Mai stretches herself upward to get a true eye-to-eye staredown. Without prompting, Bridget offers a fist for Mai to bump. Mai obliges before the two lock up with Bridget working Mai toward a corner. A swung elbow catches the top turnbuckle as Mai rolls under the potential strike. Mai peppers Bridget’s legs with a series of kicks, dropping her to a knee before a crucifix pin barely gets 1. Bridget springs up and eats a kick to the jaw for her troubles. Bridget rolls away from a cover attempt, opting for the safety of the outside mats as she examines any potential dental issues.

Bridget climbs back into the ring and ducks a forearm shot, before sending a shoulder to the gut of Mai. Bridget throws a knee to the forehead of the doubled-over Mai that gets 1 before Mai drapes a boot over the ropes. Bridget peels off and allows Mai to stand before a forearm shiver staggers Mai back toward the ropes. Bridget’s leaping clothesline sends her flying out of the ring on contact, but Mai manages to absorb the blow and skin the cat back into the ring before spinning around to see Bridget post crash-and-burn on the outside. Mai rolls under the ropes and tries to usher Bridget back into the ring, but takes a shot to the jaw, triggering a bit of a fistfight between the two as Hale’s count gets to 7. Bridget and Mai reenter the ring with Bridget able to take advantage of Mai being in a second later as a knee drop to Mai’s shoulder gives the Pennsylvanian a weak point to focus her efforts.

Russ: “And that is where Bridget shines. Make your own opening and try to work a submission through that new weak spot.”
Razz: “She’s opportunistic, I’ll give her that. Whether in the ring or out of it, she’ll wait for her chance and take it to the fullest of her advantage.”
Russ: “You’re still not letting that Kylie thing go, are you?”
Razz: “Team Kylie, all the way!”

A kneeling armbar draws screams from Mai, but nothing resembling a submission as the champion is able to swing her legs around a clip Bridget’s face to get a quick breather. Bridget quickly resumes her work with a stomp to the shoulder, grinding her heel over the impact point. A series of knee drops on the shoulder comes before Bridget ties Mai in a hammerlock and rolls her into a pinning combination that gets a fast 2 before Mai slides out. Bridget keeps the offensive on Mai’s shoulder with an elbow drop on the affected area before clamping on a nerve hold. Mai only takes that hold for a few seconds before sending a boot to Bridget’s face, bloodying her nose in the process. Mai takes the few seconds that Bridget uses to check on her condition to deliver a kick to the gut and then a belly-to-belly suplex that gets 2. A try at a body slam is nixed when Bridget sends a hammer fist to the back of Mai’s head. That knockdown doesn’t even get 1 as Bridget’s cover is promptly countered with a try at the Trinitarian Choke that Bridget quickly bails away from.

Razz: “Bridget was seconds away from seeing her championship dreams evaporate. Somehow she was smart enough to recognize what was coming and get the hell out.”
Russ: “Somehow? She has an MMA background. That’s not the first time that someone tried to put a triangle choke on her.”
Razz: “But if Mai locks that on her, we’ve got some time to kill before the main event while we wait for Bridget to wake up.”
Russ: “If you insist.”

Bridget tightens up her ponytail and waits for Mai to stand. That was a mistake. Mai charges with a shoulder block and then locks Bridget in position for End-Is-Here, but cannot connect as Bridget extends her legs to the outside. Mai lets go and opts to send Bridget to the outside with a leaping knee to the chest. A sliding dropkick sends Bridget from the apron to the barricade and Mai’s leaping tornado DDT to Bridget sends the challenger to a potential concussion. Mai helps the groggy Bridget to her feet and helps her back to the ground with a standing lariat. Mai repeats the act, drawing a few jeers from the pro-Bridget section of the crowd. Mai really isn’t that concerned with a few boos as she rolls Bridget into the ring and attempts a cover that gets 2.

Bridget, showing the Krispy Kreme eyes thanks to an extreme close-up, struggles to a kneeling position and right into a lightning DDT that gets 2. Mai stands Bridget up and locks her into a dragon sleeper, weakening her to set up End-Is-Here, but again, Bridget has the wherewithal to use her surroundings to avoid the maneuver as she feels around for the turnbuckles with her feet and scales her way into a flip escape with a shove into the corner for Mai. Mai spins around and right into a desperation crescent kick from Bridget to send both champ and challenger to the mat in a heap. Hale administers the count that finds its way to 5 before Mai grabs onto a rope and pulls herself up. At 7, Bridget starts to stir and has to promptly roll away as Mai is atop the turnbuckles signaling for the Savior Splash. Mai stalks Bridget, who is still on her back, though trying to slide to the corner. Mai reaches down and is stunned with Sole Food from Bridget.

As Mai now lay on the mat, Bridget pulls herself upright and sends a kick to Mai’s temple. Bridget, starting to regain strength, pulls Mai up and suplexes her to a draped position over the top rope. Bridget then delivers a running boot to Mai as she falls into the ring. Bridget’s cover gets 2 as Mai kicks out simply through instinct and desperation. Bridget stands Mai up and delivers O’Mallet for another 2. Mai, feeling a surge of adrenaline as Bridget feels an equal surge of frustration stand at almost the same time and start exchanging punches and chops with a few slaps in there as well with neither combatant gaining the edge. Mai finally staggers Bridget with a backfist-dropkick combination. An Irish whip into the turnbuckles prompts Mai into trying a Stinger Splash that catches nothing but her shoulder on the top turnbuckle as Bridget stepped away. As Mai grabs her shoulder, Bridget puts Mai in a vertical suplex position. Screams “FOR US!” and delivers a Flash Drive on Mai.

That gets 2.8 as Bridget is apoplectic.

Razz: “For whom, exactly? Mac usually finishes with the Flash Drive.”
Russ: “And that is not Mac Flasher. Bridget’s lack of raw power led to a lack of success.”
Razz: “Maybe she should worry about her own moveset.”

Bridget pulls Mai up by her hair and stands the champ up. A wild haymaker misses and allows Mai to spin Bridget into End-Is-Here, dropping the challenger on her head, but torquing the injured shoulder in the process. With Mai focusing on her shoulder and not a cover, Bridget comes to just enough to surprise Mai with a La Magistral cradle. Mai kicks out at 3.01.

Your winner (pinfall, 21:21), and NEW OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, Bridget O’Malley.

Bridget sits beside a downed Mai in stunned silence as Hale hands her the championship. With Mai the first to her feet, the former champion takes the championship and waits for Bridget to stand. As Bridget stands and looks at Mai with the title, Mai pulls Bridget into a hug and then straps the title around Bridget’s waist. The two hug again with Bridget holding Mai extra tight, but when they break, Mai looks clearly unhappy with the result of the match


STANK vs. MAC FLASHER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title 2 out of 3 Falls Match

The challenger, Mac Flasher, enters first to a big pop that drowns out the tune of “I Get Wet.” No matter—the cheers serve this entrance better than any upbeat punk tune, as Mac enters the ring for what could be his final chance at the World Championship, in front of a crowd that wants this very badly for him. Mac stretches himself against the ropes, trying almost to stretch the nerves out of his body, until he finally walks to the corner and waits . . . and waits . . .

. . . until Nonpoint’s “Skin” finally revs up, heralding the arrival of our OOWF World Champion, Stank. The big man has never been without fans and tonight is no different, as the crowd gives him a loud but respectful reaction, fans in the front row giving him the exaggerated bow. Stank takes the belt off his ample waist, slaps it onto his shoulder, and takes his time entering the ring before handing the World Championship off to the referee. Stank points at the belt in front of Mac, mouthing something like “I’ll be getting that back so fast,” and Mac just storms up to him. The two are nose to nose as the ring announcer begins to announce the match—but before he can even finish “one fall,” Stank shoves Mac backward, Mac meets him back with a fist, and the bell rings!

Some old fashioned brawling starts us off here, with Mac giving as good as he gets despite being clearly outsized in this one . . . on the other hand, Mac is giving up experience as well as strength to Stank, so maybe it’s wise to keep it to the unscientific strikes . . . perhaps sensing this, Stank pulls Mac in for the side headlock—Mac pushes him into the ropes, off the ropes, Stank comes back at Mac and knocks him down with a shoulderblock. Stank comes off another set of ropes, maybe looking for another one—Mac drops him with a drop toehold and leaps on with a front facelock! Stank quickly drives him into the corner, sharp shoulders into the gut. Stank pulls Mac out of the corner, looking for a Muscle Buster—but Mac flips out the back and lands on his feet. Stank turns around, and Mac catches him with a jawjacker! Stank stumbles back to the corner as Mac runs to the opposite—Mac runs in with a flying clothesline to Stank in the corner! Stank stumbles out and falls to his knees, as Mac scrambles to the top rope, sizing Stank up, and leaps with a crossbody . . .

. . . and Stank catches him in the air! Stank stumbles back but maintains his foothold, flips Mac onto his back, STANK-U! And just like that, we’re going to have a first fall!

1 . . .

2 . . .

. . . no! Mac kicks out! Stank looks surprised but immediately begins stomping away at Mac, until the referee breaks them up on account of Mac being halfway between the ropes. Stank backs up . . . until he charges again with a running boot across the face of Mac! Stank drags Mac into the middle of the ring, into the pin: 1 . . . 2 . . . kickout again! Mac, don’t use all your gas up too early! Stank shakes his head, but pulls Mac up for a Stank-bomb, and SLAMS him down . . . Stank pulls him up for the second of the three . . .

. . . and Mac somehow, in pain, flips around atop Stank’s shoulders and rolls him into a Victory Roll! Stank is shocked and wriggling, but Mac locks him up with both legs hooked—1-2-3!

Winner of the First Fall . . . Mac Flasher!

Mac learning some real skills from ol’ Paul Smackage, there! Stank kicks out just past the three, and is clearly enraged. Stank immediately climbs on top of the dazed Mac and begins to pound his head into the ground, and starts punching away, until the referee pulls Stank off for the closed fists (a rule ordinarily honored in the breach)—but Stank immediately pushes the referee off (can you lose the belt by disqualification in a two-out-of-three?) and immediately begins to punch Mac again, finally dragging him up and launching him into the corner, before giving him the Stinger Splash! Mac falls out of the corner and rolls out of the ring, and we see that he has been busted open. Mac is crawling on the floor as Stank grabs him and launches him into the steel steps, which Mac catches on his shoulder with a big thud.

Stank grabs Mac up by his hair, showing his bloody face off to the booing audience, before slamming him face-first down on the floor. Stank then takes off the top of the steel steps, and hooks Mac up for another powerbomb with bad intentions . . . but Mac suddenly reverses, BACK BODY DROP! Stank eats the steel with his back and drops off in agony. Mac crawls in the ring to get separation . . . the referee begins a count on Stank, and Stank finally gets in by the five count. Mac leaps on Stank for a SLEEP MODE! Mac is trying to choke Stank out—but he just doesn’t have the grip strength, as Stank charges backward and squashes Mac in the corner. Stank grabs Mac’s head and SHITFACES him against his knee, over and over and over, busting him open further before pulling him between the legs for a third try—STANK-BOMB connects . . . lift again, STANK-BOMB . . . one third time, the crowd gasps for a reversal . . .

. . . it doesn’t come. Slam.

1 . . .

2 . . .

. . . 3.

Winner of the Second Fall . . . Stank!

After the referee gives a brief pause, Stank is like a shark smelling blood in the water now (or maybe a Stank seeing blood on a Mac). Stank pulls Mac Flasher up on his back, looking to wrap this with a Stank-U—Mac reverses into a quick DDT! Both are down, but the crowd is now booming for Mac . . . but naturally, Stank gets up first, and continues to stomp down on Mac’s back before throwing him into the corner. Stank begins stomping Mac away in the corner before setting him up on the top rope with bad intentions . . . Stank climbs up to the second rope, looking for some kind of superplex—when Mac suddenly swings across with a couple stiff forearms that cause Stank to stumble back down . . . Stank shakes it off and hurries back up, giving Mac a HARD shot to the face—Mac is reeling, but suddenly swings his bloody head into the gut of Stank! Mac wraps his arm around Stank’s neck as they struggle at the top—FLASH DRIVE! FLASH DRIVE! Mac hits the ugliest Flash Driver ever from the top rope, but it LANDS ugly too, and Stank gets dropped FLAT on his head! Mac pulls a completely limp Stank up from behind, and with a fast spin, adds the perfect Yinzer exclamation point, DUQUESNE INCLINE! Mac Flasher into the cover!

1 . . . no way . . .

2 . . . can he do it . . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

. . . he did. 3.

Winner of the third fall . . . and the NEWWWWWWW Online Onslaught Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Champion . . . MAC FLASHER!

Mac Flasher falls flat on his back with exhaustion as the crowd explodes. Stank rolls out of the ring holding his neck and head, glassy-eyed and not all there.

Russ: He did it! Mac finally did it! The boyhood dream has come true!
Razz: Mac may be looking at the lights tonight, but this time, he’ll be seeing some gold there too!

And just as Razz says that, the referee holds the championship above Mac’s head—and finally, Mac leaps up and grabs the championship, stumbling over to the ropes and then holding himself up with those ropes, as he lifts it aloft to a roar! Even as the blood obscures parts of his face, it can’t hide the broadening grin, even as Mac falls to his knees and medical professionals begin to tend to him and Stank. Bridget O’Malley runs down to the ring with her newly won Intercontinental title, and breaks through the professionals to hug Mac (and getting a big bloodstain on her shoulder). She helps him up, and the two hold their championships aloft to another roar as we fade . . .

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#847)
Live! From Little Rock, Arkansas
February 21, 2018

TEXPRESS vs. THE DARLINGS

Texpress makes their way to the ring first and the crowd explodes. Chad and Zane slap hands on their way to the ring and slide into the ring and head to the middle turnbuckles to pop the crowd even more. Mike Elevenbee announced the Darlings next, but no one comes. He announces them a second time and still nothing. A stage hand races to the ring and talks to Elevenbee for a moment.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it appears that the whereabouts of the Darlings is unknown, therefore, they will be replaced in this match by BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE!

BFE comes to the ring to a loud pop, they shake hands with Chad and Zane and the match is underway! BEF show off some impressive teamwork to start the match, it is obvious they have been training. Gone is most of the silliness, replaced with actual working. At one point Chad and Zane are on the outside of the ring, Bill gets on all fours and Justin hits a TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT to the outside! The crowd pops big for this. Another highlight comes when Bill and Zane are throwing punches like it’s the 1970’s again. Bill goes into full on Dream mode and hits the FLIP, FLOP and FLY! He covers for a two count, but Zane kicks out.

The end of the match comes when Zane makes a blind tag on Chad, Chad POPS Justin with a superkick that sends him to the mat, as he stands up, dazed, Zane – the legal man- comes off the top with a flying clothesline and covers, Chad keeps Bill at bay and Texpress gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 21:11 – Texpress

After the match, Chad and Zane help Justin up and the four shake hands and exchange manly hugs of manly manliness. Bill and Justin raise Chad and Zane’s arms and the crowd pops loudly once again

STANK, FIREWOMAN & MATT FOLZ vs. DEMON SMOKE, SHIGURU-MUME MANGUNIKU-COX & MAC FLASHER

The faces come out all together to Mac Flasher's theme "I Get Wet". They look united as they warm up and await their opponents. "Laser Cannon Deth Sentence" brings out Stank, Matt and Fire.

Russ: Boy, Fire does not look happy to be coming out to the Saints theme.

Razz: I'm guessing that's another not so subtle jab from Matt Folz.

Fire makes it VERY clear that she's starting for her team. Sizzle bravely but naively volunteers to start for his side. The bell rings and Sizzle charges forward right into a spinebuster from Fire. Fire picks Sizzle up and whips him off the ropes and nearly decapitates him with a lariat. She whips Sizzle into the corner and starts unloading on him with chops that start turning his chest red. Fire roughly escorts Sizzle out of the corner with an overhead belly to belly suplex and then heads up to hit a Best Firesault Ever. Instead of covering Fire glares at Matt, who smirks at her, and then locks in the Folzmission. Mac and Smoke try and come in to break it up but are knocked out of the ring by Stank and Matt. Sizzle struggles but can't make it to the ropes and taps.

Winners (Submission :45) OOWF World Champion Stank, OOWF Onslaught Champion Matt Folz and Firewoman

As Fire and Stank make their way up the ramp (to Fire's music this time), Matt stomps on an unconscious Sizzle for fun and then demands a microphone.

Matt: That was truly fun to watch. Not just because it's always fun to watch Sizzle get his ass kicked, but because that's the type of intensity everyone wants to see from you Fire. Fire, you and I have been doing this off and on since I sent you a letter back on August 19th. It's time to put an end to this one way or the other, I challenge you to a best of 7 series. You win? I'll strap this Onslaught Championship on you myself. I'll even sweeten the pot... I'll put it in the contract that I get no more Onslaught Championship matches for as long as you are the Champion. Now if I win? You join the Saints. That's it, simple. No negotiations, no additional stipulations. You take your time thinking it over, I'm not anticipating a response tonight but I do look forward to hearing from you soon.

[uOOWF Invitational Semi-Finals

ZED vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY

The crowd is firmly behind Bridget and cheers her wildly the entire time. Zed tries a sneak attack at the bell, but Bridget spins and catches Zed with a kick to the stomach. She sends him to the ropes and tries the O’MALLET but Zed ducks and bails out of the ring. Bridget follows and hammers Zed with punches and chops before throwing him back into the ring. Bridget follows and Zed begs off, when Bridget looks to the crowd though, Zed strikes and hits a leaping European uppercut that drops Bridget to the mat.

Zed takes over and works Bridget’s back and knees, keeping her grounded for long periods of time before trapping her in a submission, but Bridget will not quit. The crowd rallies behind her and Bridget fights back, rocking Zed with chops, then nearly taking his head off with a short clothesline! Bridget whips Zed into the turnbuckle and charges after him, Zed catches Bridget with a boot to the face, as she staggers backward she clips the referee sending him to the mat. From the outside BRICK~! is yelling directions at Zed, Zed removes the top turnbuckle pad and pulls Bridget up by the hair. He is about to run her into the turnbuckle when Bridget grabs Zed and hits a BACKDROP DRIVER! On the outside BRICK~! is going crazy! Bridget calls for the THE END! She waits for Zed to stand, then grabs him from behind in a REAR NAKED CHOKE! She tries to pull Zed to the mat, but Zed grabs the top rope, there is no referee to call for the bell though! Bridget climbs onto Zed’s back and tries to pull him to the mat, Zed turns and falls into the corner, slamming the back of Bridget’s head into the exposed turnbuckle! Bridget is OUT COLD! Zed grabs the referee and drags him over to Bridget, he covers, one……two……..three. The crowd is NOT happy about this.
WINNER in 25:21 – Zed

JACK BULLET vs. ECOSYSTEM

The two promised each other a clean match, and to everyone's surprise, that's exactly what we get--a few traded hammerlocks turns into some catch wrestling on the mats. Eco is a little rustier - particularly given Jack's practice of not using strikes against women, he's become a real master - but Eco manages to wrestle Jack into a KIMURA LOCK out of nowhere! Jack reaches like he might tap--and then finally uses the free arm to give Eco a swift strike in the back of the head. Eco loosens and Jack takes over--eventually getting Eco into his own DRAGON SLEEPER! Eco tries to wriggle out, but Jack transitions to Eco's own ENDGAME--but Jack grabs his elbow in pain afterward, feeling the Kimura's effects! Into the cover just a couple seconds slow, and Eco kicks out right at two-point-nine.

Jack keeps the pressure on Eco, transitioning to a couple suplexes--he winds up to the third of three amigos, but Eco euro-uppercuts himself out! Eco starts throwing Flair chops at Bullet, backing him into a corner--Eco hits the other corner, then runs with the flying dropkick--Jack dodges, nobody home, Eco crashes and BURNS! Eco grabs his neck and rolls out of the ring, whereupon the referee goes and checks on him - but as Jack gets his breath in the ring, CHRISTIAN CARTER comes in and SMASHES Jack Bullet with a steel chair! Carter immediately high tails as Bullet tries to ascertain where he is . . . as Eco and the referee re-enter, Eco still holding his neck, Jack is finally half-up and leaning on the ropes--Eco charges, pulls him off, ENDGAME! Eco in the cover, unknowingly picking the bones: 1--2--3!
WINNER (pinfall, 9:32) - Ecosystem!

Eco bails quickly, and Bullet slowly gets to his feet, once he clears his head, he snarls and slides out of the ring and heads to the back.

BEER MONEY vs. THE CIRCLE – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

The Champs are announced first and make their way to the ring, but the Circle jumps them from behind and the two teams brawl all over the arena. After five minutes all four are a bloody mess. SYB climbs onto a stack of pallets looking for a flying leg drop, or whatever he does, but Ghost catches him from behind and CHOKESLAMS HIM OFF THE PALLETS STRAIGHT ONTO THE FLOOR! While this is going on, Skurge pulls Shannon off the floor and hits a PILEDRIVER on the concrete! Ghost sees this and dives off the pallets and he and Skurge crash to the floor and brawl while medics check on Shannon and SYB.

Skurge and Ghost brawl around the arena some more and finally make it out to the main stage. They fight to the top of the OOTron. Once at the top the two duke it out, Ghost goozles Skurge for a chokeslam, but Skurge hits a low blow! They both lose their balance and fall from the OOTron and crash through the tables and equipment below! OH MY GOD THEY’RE DEAD! The referee quickly waives off the match and calls for medical to check on the two of them.
WINNERS – No Contest

Russ: Folks, we will bring you an update on all four competitors as we are updated
Razz: That was a SLOBBERKNOCKER! My god! They may all be dead
Nash: You think THAT was bad? Let me set the stage for you. Pakistan, 1972, I’m over there fighting Makkhan Singh in an exploding ring, barbed wire I quit match. I have the guy down on the mat, and I am just about to lock him in the cattle mutilation, when the crowd storms the ring, I fight off a couple hundred of them, but then the crowd gets me and takes me to the top of the roof, and they pitch me over the side, I fell three stories, and I’m fine.
Russ: It would take a an entire pay per view to explain all the things wrong with that statement

MAI MUYO vs. CHRISTIAN CARTER – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Carter grabs the mic before the match officially starts and gives Mai the opportunity to just lay the title down in the middle of the ring and avoid a beating. Mai takes the title from around her waist and holds it in front of her looking longingly at it. She walks up to Carter and drops the belt in front of him, Carter smirks but as he bends down to pick it up, Mai PLANTS him on the title with a DDT! The referee calls for the bell and Mai covers, but somehow Carter kicks out at two. Carter bails out of the ring and storms around the ring, while wiping a trickle of blood from his face. Carter tries to get Mai to come to the outside, but Mai holds her ground in the middle of the ring.

Finally Carter slides into the ring and they lock up, Mai slips behind him and takes him down with a German suplex. As Carter stands he stumbles against the ropes and Mai charges for a clothesline, but Carter BACKDROPS her over the top rope to the floor! Mai hits hard and immediately grabs her back in pain. Carter slides out of the ring and pulls Mai to her feet and runs her back first into the ring post, then slams her on the floor. Carter rolls her into the ring and works over her back, trapping her in several submissions, but Mai won’t quit.

The end comes when Carter traps Mai in the LOCKDOWN (full nelson camel clutch) Carter sits down hard on Mai’s back. Just when it looks like Mai is going to tap, Jack Bullet hits the ring and SLAMS a chair across the back of Carter’s head! The referee immediately calls for the bell.
WINNER via disqualification in 28:11 – Christian Carter

Bullet throws Carter out of the ring and they brawl around ringside and to the back before they are eventually broken up by security. The camera cuts back to the ring and we see Mai slowly getting to her feet, holding her back in pain. She grits her teeth and raised the belt above her head and the crowd erupts as we fade to black

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#845)
Live! From Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
February 14. 2018

CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. ALEXIS DARLING

Bloody fight that goes back and forth. Carter nails Lexie with a sledgehammer then hits the FINAL TESTIMONY and gets the win
WINNER in 16:47

After the match Carter hits SECOND final testimony, then grabs a couple of chairs and slides one around her neck, HE’S GOING TO PILLMANIZE HER NECK! Before he can do it Alex races down the ramp, Carter slips out of the ring and escapes before Alex can get him. Carter stops and smirks at Alex, then disappears. Darling snarls at Carter then turns and checks on his sister.

OOWF Invitational Second Round

FIREWOMAN vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY – Mama Willians Bracket Finals

The bell rings and these two go at it. Fire throws everything at Bridget, but Bridget either counters or escapes. Fire ends all that when she catches Bridget going for a moonsault and shoves her off the top rope. From there Fire destroys Bridget outside the ring. Fire rolls Bridget into the ring and lifts her for the MOOSEKILLER, Bridget slips free and rolls Fire up from behind…..one, two three!

ZED vs. SHIZURU-MUME MANGUNIKU-COX – Edra Cox Bracket Finals

Zed attacks Sizzle before the bell rings and just PUNISHES him. The crowd is solidly behind Sizzle, and they start a MAN BEEF, MAN BEEF chant. Sizzle hulks up and fights back and getting the upper hand on Zed. Sizzle nails Zed with a BRAINBUSTAAA! Zed falls to the floor and the crowd ERUPTS. Oh my god it’s SHIZURUMUMEMANIA. Sizzle’s comeback is short lived, Zed lands a low blow on Sizzle then hits the GTH and gets the three count.
WINNER in 8:01 - Zed

JACK BULLET vs. ALEXANDER DARLING – Chloe Cox Bracket Finals

The camera comes up on Mike Elevenbee as he prepares to announce the next match. A general crowd hum can be heard in the background.

ME: Our next match is scheduled for one fall to a finish with a 15 minute time limit. It is part of the Chloe Cox bracket of the OOWF Invitational Tournament. Introducing first at 220 pounds from West Palm Beach, Florida, Alexander Darling.

Russ: Darling defeated Awesome Bill from Dawsonville last week to advance against “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet, who beat new rival Christian Carter.

Razz: Darling hates both of these sons of a bitches, so either he lays waste to both of them here at the start, or just chills in the back watching them whomp on each other while sipping on a Mai Tai.

ME: And his opponent, from Des Moines, Iowa, at a weight of 212 pounds, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

Russ: This is only the second singles match between Bullet and Darling. The other was in the fall as the Darling Twins were preparing to face the makeshift team of Bullet and Zed in the OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament.

Razz: These two are pretty evenly matched, but I’m going to give the nod to Darling who will do whatever it takes to win. However, I’m seeing that more in Bullet as Carter brings out a side in him we haven’t seen before.

The bell rings and referee Angelo Barros signal for the two men to start. They lock up and give credence to the evenly matched statement as they jockey back and forth for several second with neither gaining an advantage. Darling then spins out of the lockup while grabbing Bullet’s left arm and going into a hammerlock. Bullet drops to his knees and twists to break the hold. He upends Darling with an ankle pick and comes up with an ankle lock. Darling makes the ropes for the break. The two back off and look at each other with some respect peeking through on both sides.

They lock up again. Bullet gets the better of it and pushes Darling into the near corner. Barros calls for the break and Bullet gives it with his arms high in the air. Darling fires out a big boot past Barros and catches Jack in the stomach. He doubles over. Darling leapfrogs over him and goes into the far ropes. Bullet recovers and turns to find Darling hurtling at him with a flying crossbody. They go to the mat with Alexander on top. Jack presses him off at two.

Russ: Razz, your words proved prophetic as the two started out even steven, but Darling used an under handed tactic to take the advantage.

Razz: The proper term is Darling used a sound strategy.

As they come up, Bullet hits an arm drag and works an armbar on the mat. Darling turns into it and powers up. He pushes Bullet in the back and sends him into the far ropes. Alexander bends over for a backdrop, but Bullet skips over him and scores a sunset flip. Barros counts to two before Darling claps his feet together on Jack’s head for the break. This time Darling hits the arm drag as they come up into the arm bar. Bullet turns into it and powers up, then sends Darling into the ropes very much as Alexander did to him. Bullet bends over for a backdrop. Darling goes for a sunset flip, but Bullet blocks and drops down on top of Alexander for a two count before he can roll Jack off.

Russ: How about that for sound strategy. Bullet worked the same sequence of events, but knew the sunset flip was coming so he was able to easily counter it.

Razz: No, when Jack Bullet does it, it’s just blind luck.

Darling is faster and grabs Bullet as they stand for a whip into the ropes. He nails Jack coming off with a knee lift to the gut. Alexander collars Bullet as he bends over and snaps off a crisp DDT. Alexander twists Bullets legs as he stands and locks in a sharpshooter. They’re in the center of the ring, but Bullet shows off his upper body conditioning by pushing himself up and crawling for the ropes. Barros counts to five before Darling gives the break at the last second.

Darling pulls Bullet by his legs back into the center of the ring and tries for the sharpshooter again, but Jack kicks him off into the ropes. Jack rolls forward and to his feet as Alexander bounces off the ropes and catches with a forearm to the face. As they crumple to the mat, Bullet gets a head scissors. He works that for a minute or two, before Darling is able to flip over and into a crouching position over Bullet. As he gets his head loose, Darling pulls Jack’s legs up and goes back into the sharpshooter.

Russ: Even I will admit this is some sound strategy by Darling. He’s uses his technical prowess to counter Bullet’s equally strong mat abilities while keeping him grounded.

Bullet isn’t as strong this time, but they’re closer to the ropes and he’s able to make them still for the break. Again, Darling takes all of the disqualification count before letting go. Bullet pulls himself up by the ropes and Darling goes low for a knee clip. He pulls Bullet out to the center of the ring and locks in a Texas Cloverleaf this time.

Razz: There’s the Darling Money Clip. Alex has broken many a bone with this maneuver. Is Jack Bullet next?

Russ: This move is a little harder to crawl out of than the sharpshooter. Bullet seemingly has nowhere to go.
Darling cranks back hard on the Cloverleaf, almost sitting on Bullet’s head. Barros asks Bullet if he wants to submit, but he refuses. Darling cranks back harder and Bullet still refuses. A frustrated Alex breaks the hold on his volition. He picks Bullet up off the mat and hoists him face up on his shoulders.

Russ: Alexander is looking for instant satisfaction with the Darling Driver.

Bullet struggles out and slips behind Darling while locking arms. Bullet scores a backslide for a flash two count. He can’t hold Alex, who flips out to his feet. Darling tries to surprise Bullet with a hooking clothesline as he stands, but Bullet stays low and grabs Darling around the waist for an inverted atomic drop. Bullet keeps the waistlock, drives Darling hard into the corner and on the bounce out stands and flips Alexander for a Northern Lights Suplex. It gets a two count. Bullet double underhooks the arms to bring Darling up and hit a butterfly suplex. He floats over for another two count.

Bullet pulls Darling up by the hand and whips him into the ropes. Jack drops to the mat and Darling skips over him going to the opposite set of ropes. Bullet stands, Alexander tries a crossbody, but Jack catches him and delivers a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for another two count. Bullet pulls Darling up again in a double underhook, looking for the Silver Bullet this time.

Alexander fights out of it and throws Bullet into the ropes. Darling goes for a standing dropkick, but Bullet slides under him and pops to his feet on the other side. A surprised Alexander gets up awkwardly and falls right into the double underhook for the Silver Bullet DDT. One…two…three.

ME: Your winner at 10:12 to advance in the OOWF Invitational Tournament is “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

Russ: Hell of a match from the two mat technicians, but Bullet just being a little more ring aware got him the win in the end.

Razz: Still blind luck, I say!

The scene fades as Barros raises Bullet’s arm in victory and the fans cheer.

MAC FLASHER vs. ECOSYSTEM – Spin Hansen Bracket Finals

Classic back and forth match to start, with Eco doing a surprising amount of technical wrestling. The crowd eventually starts cheering everything both men do. Mac goes for the FLASH DRIVE, but Eco slips free and lands behind him and hits the ENDGAME! Eco covers Mac hooking both legs and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 22:17 - Ecosystem

BEER MONEY vs. THE CIRCLE – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

Shannon starts and levels SYB. SYB crawls over to the ropes and pulls himself up to his feet. Shannon comes up from behind and snaps off an ARM DRAG, tossing SYB across the ring. Shannon connects with several STIFF kicks and pummels SYB into the corner. The ref calls for a break and Shannon makes it at four. Shannon tags in Ghost, who delivers a nasty FOREARM to the face that sends SYB to the mat in a heap! SYB crawls towards Skurge, but Ghosthead drags him back and SCOOP SLAMS him to the mat! Ghost runs the ropes and comes back with a KNEE DROP SYB's head which is followed quickly by Ghost pulling him to his feet and flipping him over into a HORROR DRIVER! Ghost opts not to go for the pin instead The Death Knell hits a GERMAN SUPLEX followed by a run to the ropes and coming back with a LEGDROP on the back of SYB’s head. A cover gets TWO!, and a broken SYB is crawling weakly towards his corner again.

Ghosthead drags him back by the ankle and tags Shannon back in. The Circle set up the beginnings of a double team move, but Skurge has seen enough and charges in, knocking Ghosthead to the floor! While the ref restrains Skurge the distraction allows Shannon to pound away on SYB’s face trying to bust him open. She stands SYB up and attempts a BACKDROP, but SYB lands on his feet and LEAPS towards his corner… Skurge gets the tag! Shannon charges Skurge, and is leveled with a MEAT-HOOK CLOTHESLINE her trouble! Shannon staggers to her feet and Skurge hits a DROP TOE HOLD and locks Shannon in a CAMEL CLUTCH! Shannon wriggles free however and Skurge, frustrated, whips her into the ropes for a TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM! Shannon struggles to her feet and is greeted by a KNEE-LIFT, but the momentum carries her to her corner where she tags in her husband.

Ghosthead carefully enters the ring and circles Skurge, looking for the chance to pounce. They lock up in a test of strength. Skurge is just starting to get the advantage when he gets kicked in the gut! Ghosthead drives a HAMMER FIST down on the back of Skurge’s head, and then DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEXES the Canadian across the ring! Skurge scrambles up and charges in and gets dropped by a SPINNING HEEL KICK. Skurge is slow to get up and when he does, he just barely ducks a wild swing from Ghost, before locking in a WRISTLOCK and backing Ghost into his corner for a tag to SYB. SYB climbs to the top and leaps off with a pointy ELBOW to Ghosthead’s head. SYB re-cinches the wristlock and looks pretty pleased with himself. Suddenly Ghosthead reverses it and NAILS SYB to the mat with a flash DDT!

Ghosthead jumps to his feet, snarls, and kicks SYB a few times, then drags him to his feet and sets him up for the VEX VICE, but SYB squirms free, ducks behind Ghost and NAILS the bigger man with the JERSEY TURNPIKE… in FULL view of the ref… who immediately calls for the bell as Ghost lies on the mat cupping his jewels and writhing on the mat! SYB simply runs the around the ring yelling “HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!”

WINNERS (Disqualification, 9:29) - The Circle!

MAI MUYO vs. ZANE MYERS vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

All 3 competitors come to the ring and then stnd in neutral corners while Mike Elevenbee makes the official introductions.

ME: This is one of the featured bouts of the evening and it is for the OOWF Intercontinental Championship. Introducing first, standing 6'9 and weighing 320 pounds. from San Antonio Texas Zane Meyers!

Introducing Second, the current OOWF Onslaught Champion. Standing 6'5 and weighing 225 pounds. From Green Bay Wisconsin Matt Folz!

And lastly, the reigning and tonight defending OOWF Intercontinental Champion. 5'9 and weighing 180 pounds. From Nayoga Japan, Mai Muyo!

Mai hands her Championship to the referee, the bell rings and this one is underway.

Matt backs away at first, seemingly content to watch his opponents go at it. Mai and Zane circle, but when they go to lock up, Mai ducks under and lays in with some kicks. Zane spins a backhand at her, but again Mai oustpeeds him and then snaps off a standing dropkick that causes the big man to step back. Mai presses the attack looking to keep him rocked. When she bounces off the ropes for a crossbody, Zane catches her and plants her with a powerslam. Zane looks at Matt in the corner who just shrugs. Zane turns back to Mai who's gotten back to her feet and nails him with an enziguri. Zane is staggered, and Mai presses the attack with several forearm shots. Mai sets up for the End is Here, but Zane powers out of it and drives Mai hard into the corner.

Zane with a running powerslam followed by a border toss and a Mafia Kick. Zane heads up top and hits a knee drop. He picks Mai up and starts Suplex School, he hits the Delayed Vertical Suplex but before he can hit the Gordbuster Matt finally gets involved and clips Zane in the knee. Matt helps Mai up and says something to her. Mai nods and they send Zane off the ropes and hit a double clothesline.

The former MJM Inc show that they still have a bit of chemistry deep down. Matt sends Zane off the ropes and hits a drop toe hold while Mai times it perfectly and hits a knee drop to the back of Zane's head. Matt picks Zane up and holds him as Mai goes up and hits him with a double axe handle. They pick Zane up, send him off the ropes and hit a double drop kick. Matt with a head and arm Folzplex on Zane and then he motions Mai to head up top. Matt holds Zane in place as Mai leaps with a Savior Splash.

Russ: Maybe Matt's turning a new leaf. This reminds me when he and Mai were one of the best teams in this sport.

The rotation is perfect, Mai's right on line..... until Matt smirks and pulls Zane out of the way. Mai goes crashing down hard to the canvas.

Russ: Then again, maybe not.

Matt stomps on Mai and then covers Zane for 2. Matt picks Zane up and propels him over the top rope, causing him to land awkwardly on the back of his head. Matt with a head and arm Folzplex on Mai. Followed by a belly to back suplex, brainbuster, snap suplex and a slingshot suplex for 2. Matt tries an Angle Slam but Mai slips off his shoulders and shoves him into the turnbuckles. Mai catches her breath and catches Matt coming in with a spinning heel kick. Mai hits an enziguri and then grabs Matt's legs and bridges for 2. Matt gets back up, Mai nails him with a chop and gets a small package for 2. Mai picks Matt up and hits the END IS HERE! Mai covers, 1...2...Broken up by Zane.

Zane stuns Mai with a pair of European uppercuts, then scoops her up and slams her to the mat. He blasts Mai with a running knee as she tries to get up. Mai staggers to her feet and Zane hits the ropes behind her and plants her with a bulldog that gets 2. He picks Mai up but Mai reverses an Irish Whip and attempts a flying forearm. Zane ducks and the referee unfortunately gets nailed instead. Mai ducks a lariat from Zane, kicks him in the gut and hits the End is Here. As Mai tries to revive the referee, Matt comes up behind her and hits an Angle Slam. Matt then picks Zane up and plants him with an Angle Slam as well.

Matt sees that the referee is still down and slides out of the ring. He shoves the timekeeper down and grabs the bell. Matt smiles but doesn't see Firewoman coming from behind him to grab the bell away from him. Fire throws the bell down as Matt turns to confront her. The two start jawing at each other and that quickly turns to them exchanging punches. Fire gets the better of that and whips Matt hard into the steps. Fire with a DDT on the concrete and then a Firestomp before walking away smiling. Matt isn't moving at all as back in the ring the referee, Mai and Zane are all stirring at the same time. Zane attempts a powerbomb but as well all know....YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB MAI MUYO! Mai reverses it to a hurricanrana and grabs Zane's legs. 1...2....3.

Winner (Pinfall, 14:21) and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion Mai Muyo

STANK vs. DEMON SMOKE – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

Demon does a good job of keeping Stank off balance, using his speed advantage to counter Stank’s weight advantage. Smoke lands several kicks to the sides of Stank’s knees, the last one drops the champ to one knee, Smoke comes off the ropes and hits a running knee to the face putting the champ on his back, Smoke covers, but Stank is out at two. Smoke keeps Stank on the mat working over his knees, even trapping the big man in an Indian deathlock. Stank manages to drag himself to the ropes and force the break. Eventually Stank fights back and reverses a clothesline attempt and nearly decapitates Smoke with a clothesline. Stank now takes over and pummels Smoke with a variety of power moves, but to his credit, Smoke kicks out of every pin attempt. The end comes when Smoke reverses a whip to the corner. Stank slams into the turnbuckle and Smoke charges in, but Stank catches him with a URINAGE! Stank looks at a prone Smoke and climbs to the second rope, but Smoke gets to his feet and hits a leaping kick to the side of Stank’s head! The champ lands seated on the top turnbuckle, Smoke takes a moment to gather himself, staggering around the ring a bit, he then charges into the corner, scales the turnbuckle and goes for a TOP ROPE FRANKENSTEINER! But Stank holds on, catches Smoke and turns it into a middle rope SIT OUT STANKBOMB! Stank covers, one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 39:11 - Stank

MidWeek Mayhem (#845)
OOWF Invitational Round 1
Live! From Montgomery, Alabama
February 7, 2018

MATT FOLZ & STANK vs. BEER MONEY – Non Title Match

This one never fully makes it to the ring, as Folz and Stank are making their way to the ring, the OOWF World tag team champions jump them from behind and the brawl is ON! They head back UP the ramp and beat one another senseless along the way. SYB and Skurge both grab chairs and nail Stank and Folz, but before they can do any more damage, the Circle comes out with baseball bats and lays out Beer Money! The referee has seen enough and waives off the match.
WINNERS – No contest

OOWF INVITATIONAL ROUND 1

Mama Williams Bracket

FIREWOMAN vs. ALEXIS DARLING

Fire is out first, then before her music even hits, Alexis storms the ring and attacks Fire from behind. Lexie lands several hard punches to the back of Fire’s head, dropping her to her knees. Lexie finishes Fire with a stiff kick to the back of the head, then pulls her up and throws her over the top rope to the floor. Lexie follows her screaming at her the whole time “YOU HAD IT ALL AND THREW IT AWAY!” As Fire stands, Lexie tries a clothesline, but Fire falls to the ground and drop toe holds her, sending Lexie face first into the stairs! Fire grabs her by the hair and pulls her head back and we see she’s been busted wide open. Fire lands a few crossfaces for good measure, then pulls Lexie up and sends her into the ring.

Fire pulls Lexie up in the corner and lights her up with chops to the chest, then repeatedly drops an elbow to the bridge of Lexie’s nose. Fire sends Lexie into the ropes and goes for the SUPERKICK, but Lexie drops low and chop blocks her plant foot rolling her knee to the mat. Fire howls in pain and rolls out of the ring to the floor. Lexie follows and lands several kicks to Fire’s knee, then rummages under the ring and comes out with Fire’s CLANGY POLE. Lexie sneers and stands over Fire and raises it up for a shot to the knee, but Fire uses her good leg to kick Lexie in the gut, doubling her over then dropping her to her knees. Fire slowly gets up and grabs Lexie and plants her on the floor with a short DDT!

Fire slides into the ring to break the count, then slips back to the floor and uses the clangy pole to choke Lexie, then grabs her arms and hits a FIRESTOMP on the floor! Lexie is OUT! Fire gets to her feet and slides Lexie into the ring, covers and gets the three count! Fire advances!
WINNER in 9:42 - Firewoman

SHANNON MANN vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY

In this opening round of the Invitational, we have Shannon Mann and Bridget O'Malley. Shannon is in her intimidating Circle best, but Bridget is not so easily intimidated. They lock up and Shannon is totally out maneuvering Bridget, and completely dominating the match. Shannon's strong-style leanings are matched by Bridget's shooty brawling, and even though Shannon is able to place Bridget where she wants her through holds, locks, and rope work series, but Bridget powers out every time. Shannon primal-screams her frustrations, and Bridget gives her a golf-clap before they lock up again. Bridget quickly can hits a snap suplex and tries to bridge for the pin but that doesn't even get close to a one-count. On their feet again, Shannon kicks Bridget to the midsection, and gets her into position for a Comatose Bomb, but can't get it locked in and Bridget pushes her off. Shannon bounces off the ropes and into a quick superkick by Bridget. Shannon doesn't go down, but does hold her jaw as she ducks under the top rope. The referee tries to get between them but Bridget beats him to the punch and drags Shannon back into the ring but Shannon was playing a little possum. The referee has his back turned when Shannon spits green mist and temporarily blinds Bridget. Bridget staggers, well, blindly around the ring, flailing her arms to try and see if she can grab a rope or ringpost to get her bearings. Shannon blasts her with facebuster. She dives for the pin, but Bridget kicks out a two. Still blinded, Bridget struggles to her feet and doesn't see Shannon coming. Shannon grabs her around the neck to set up the Asai DDT. Unfortunately, Bridget's temporary blindness has gotten her fired up, and she grabs Shannon back and smoothly transitions in short order to a REAR NAKED CHOKE~! Bridget has no idea where they are in the ring so locks on tight as Shannon tries to reach the ropes, but they're dead center. Shannon decides to tap out rather than pass out.
WINNER in 15:27 – Bridget O’Malley

After the match, as Shannon gets to her feet, Skurge comes through the crowd, hops the barricade and slides into the ring, he has a chair and he slams it on the back of Shannon’s head, then pulls her up and hits a HIGH ANGLE GERMAN SUPLEX dropping Shannon right on the chair! Skurge gets up and quickly disappears before officials can get to the ring

Edra Cox Bracket

ZED vs. CHAD MADISON

Both men are introduced and the bell rings. Back and forth action for the first several minutes, with Zed targeting Chad’s shoulder. Chad fights through it the best he can and works over Zed’s knee, catching him with several kicks to the back of the knee and hamstring. Zed counters with arm bars and arm locks, and slams Chad into the turnbuckle shoulder first numerous times. The two go back and forth for nearly twenty minutes with both scoring near falls. The end comes when Chad heads to the top rope and tries a flying dropkick, but Zed moves out of the way at the las minute and Chad lands HARD on his injured shoulder! Zed immediately pounces and traps Chad in a CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING! Chad struggles to reach the ropes, but he can’t! He has no choice and eventually taps out!
WINNER in 19:04 - Zed

GHOSTHEAD vs. SHIZURU-MUME MANGUNIKU-COX

This is not a pretty match for Sizzle. Once the bell rings, Ghost essentially decimates him, beating him from one side of the ring to the other. Sizzle tries some offense, but it has little effect on Ghost. Sizzle goes to the eyes and heads to the top rope, but Ghost catches him and lands a huge CHOKESLAM FROM THE TOP ROPE! Sizzle is dead. Ghost calls for the Phantasmagoria, but while the referee is checking on Sizzle, SYB races to the ring and NAILS Ghost with a punch to the table, Ghost drops like he’s been shot, and we soon see why. The roll of quarters in SYB’s hand bursts open. SYB frantically gathers the coins then slides out of the ring and crawls under the apron. Sizzle slowly gets to his feet, barely able to stand, his eyes roll up into his head and he falls back on Ghost! One……..Two………THREE! WHAT AN UPSET!
WINNER in 10:54 – Shizuru-Mume Manguniki-Cox

]Chloe Cox Bracket

CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. JACK BULLET

The camera comes up on Mike Elevenbee as he prepares to announce the next match. A general crowd hum can be heard in the background.

ME: Our next match is scheduled for one fall to a finish with a 15 minute time limit. It is part of the Chloe Cox bracket of the OOWF Invitational Tournament. Introducing first…

But before Elevenbee can announce that name Christian Carter and “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet appear from the back on the entrance stage already brawling.

Russ: It looks like there are going to be no formal introductions here. Christian Carter and Jack Bullet have been going at each other like wild animals since Carter returned to the OOWF.

Razz: Carter is not a guy you want to fight with, but at the same time you need to be smart enough to get off the tracks when the Bullet Train of Pain is coming through.

Carl Sack leans into frame and hands Razz a $100 bill.

Bullet and Carter brawl down the aisle and to ringside. Carter whips Jack into the outside ring post back first. Carter charges, but Bullet dodges and Christian posts his shoulder. Bullet leaps up to the apron and comes off to grab Carter’s head with one hand and take him to the floor with a bulldog. Bullet rolls into the ring and referee Angelo Barros rings the bell to start the match.

Razz: Bullet is a coward and he’ll take the easy count out win here if he can.
Carl Sack leans back into frame with a $100 bill.

Razz: Bullet Train of Pain!!!

Carter makes it to his feet and rolls into the ring at nine. He stands up. Bullet moves toward him. Carter fires out his tree trunk like leg and doubles Jack over with a big boot. Christian comes down across Jack’s back with a clubbing blow and he goes down to the mat. Carter hooks Bullet by the waist and flips him against his chest as Carter brings him up. Christian walks over to the ropes and throws Jack to the floor with a release power bomb. Barros starts a ring out count.

Razz: Taking the count out win. Smart move by Carter.

Bullet crawls back into the ring at nine. Carter leans deeply back into the ropes and comes off with another big boot. Bullet slides under it, pops up to his feet behind Carter and gives him a backstabber. Carter is on the mat on all fours. Bullet goes into the ropes and comes off with a baseball slide style dropkick to the side. Carter rolls over to his back. Bullet makes a high standing leap and comes down with a double leg drop. He covers for two.

Russ: Bullet might have speed and agility on his side, so if he can keep his wits about him and use those advantages, he could squeak out a win here.

Bullet hooks Carter for a suplex as they rise. Carter reverses and holds Bullet up high in the air for what feels like forever. He finally falls back on the delay suplex and floats over with some agility of his own, especially for a man his size, to make the cover. Bullet gets a shoulder up at two.

Razz: Bullet slowed down and got too close to Carter. That could cost him.

Carter double hooks the arms looking for the Fall From Grace. Bullet drops hard to his knees to break the hold. He grabs Carter’s ankles and upends him. Bullet comes up with an ankle lock with a grapevine on the right leg. Carter rolls the pair over several times and they spill to the floor.

Razz: Double count out that’s…not helpful for anybody and screws up the tournament the bracket.

Both men get up. Carter grabs Bullet and puts him over his shoulder, looking for a Snake Eyes on the guardrail. Bullet slides off Carter’s back and pushes him into the guardrail. Carter slumps down. Bullet rolls back into the ring to break the count and goes right back out. Jack rushes in with a knee lift, but Carter pulls back and Bullet’s knee clangs the metal guardrail. Carter grabs Bullet and gives him a knee breaker. He throws Jack back into the ring and follows. Carter gives another knee breaker and Bullet scuffles off to the near corner.

Carter stalks in, but Jack gets his other leg up and catches Christian in the jaw. He skips up to the second turnbuckle and comes off with a double axe handle. Carter catches Bullet around the waist and delivers a belly to belly suplex. He pulls him up, looking for the Fall From Grace again. He gets Jack up against his chest this time, but Bullet claps his feet together around Carter’s head to get the break. Christian drops Bullet, who rolls backwards and to his feet. He goes into the ropes and comes off with a spear. He covers, but Carter presses Bullet off at two. Jack catches Christian as he comes up and nails a series of arm drags.

A woozy Carter stands dizzily in the center of the ring. Bullet hits an Eagle Dive flying crossbody. He covers for two. As they stand Carter tries to surprise Bullet with a wild swinging clothesline. Bullet ducks, goes behind Carter and gets a roll up for two. Bullet goes into the ropes and Carter bends over for a backdrop. Bullet rolls over Carter’s back and tries a sunset flip. Carter blocks and drops down with a massive right hand. Bullet slides out of the way and Carter strikes the mat. Bullet goes into the ropes again. Carter turns around and Bullet hits a step-up enzuigiri. Carter goes down hard and Bullet covers for two.

Jack goes to the near corner and climbs up top. He comes off with an Eagle Drop flying crossbody. Carter catches Jack, but the momentum sends them both back and Bullet falls on top for the one…two…three.

ME: Your winner at 7:23 to advance in the OOWF Invitational Tournament, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

Razz: That was a flash pinfall. That shouldn’t count.

Russ: Well, it does and Jack Bullet has received some minor redemption against Carter, but this fight is far from over.

Carter is back to his feet fast and attacks Bullet from behind as Barros tries to raise his hand in victory. Bullet falls forward and through the ropes to the floor. Carter follows. The two brawl up the aisle just like how they came in as the camera fades.

AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE vs. ALEXANDER DARLING

The camera comes up on Mike Elevenbee as he prepares to announce the next match. A general crowd hum can be heard in the background.

ME: Our next match is scheduled for one fall to a finish with a 15 minute time limit. It is part of the Chloe Cox bracket of the OOWF Invitational Tournament. Introducing first at 220 pounds from West Palm Beach, Florida, Alexander Darling.

Darling walks to the ring not giving any notice to the fans.

ME: And his opponent at 280 pounds is Awesome Bill from Dawsonville.

Bill comes down to the ring, slapping hands and enjoying the crowd support.

Russ: These two men are known for their tag team work, but are going solo tonight in the tournament.

Razz: Alexander Darling is on the cusp of great things. Ever since he put Moosehead Jack in his place, he’s been on the rise.

Russ: On the contrary, I think Alexander has maybe become complacent. If he doesn’t take Bill seriously, we could see a major upset.

Referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell. Darling moves in for a lock up and Bill obliges. Bill uses his 60 pound weight advantage to push Darling into the near corner. Barros calls for the clean break and Bill gives it. Darling fires out a kick while Bill has his hands up. Bill doubles over and Alexander scores a headlock. He gets a headlock takedown and moves into a chinlock. Bill turns into the move and powers up. He sends Darling into the ropes and hits a shoulder block. Bill drops an elbow, but Darling rolls out of the way. Alexander kicks Bill over and drops to lock in a cross armbreaker.

Russ: Bill does have some mat prowess, but he prefers a fight and Darling is by far the more technical master.

Razz: Bill does have the power advantage, but Darling is more of the mat general. He’s going to make Bill wrestle his style of match and that means wrestling.

Darling cranks on the armbreaker, but Bill is able to make the ropes. Barros counts to four before Alexander gives the break. Bill gets up favoring his left arm. Alexander pulls Bill off the ropes by the bad arm, hits an arm wringer and goes into a hammerlock. Bill drops to his knees and flips Darling over his back. Bill gets a chinlock and leans into Darling.

Russ: Bill proves me right with a textbook break on the hammerlock into a chinlock. And he’s using that weight advantage to bear down on Darling and wear him out even more.

Darling gets his legs underneath him and pushes up to semi-standing position. He leans back to grab Bill by the head and scores a jaw breaker. Bill goes down to the mat. Darling tries for the cross armbreaker again, but Bill grabs the bottom rope and pulls himself to the apron. He stands up as Darling argues with Barros to get Bill back into the ring. Darling is kind of unaware of how close he is to Bill, so he socks him right in the jaw. He stumbles back. Bill slingshots into the ring with a flying shoulder block.

Bill looks to be going for an elbow drop again and Darling rolls out of the way again. However, Bill doesn’t drop the elbow so he can surprise Darling with a bionic elbow. Darling is rocked. Bill whips him into the ropes and floors him with the Mason Dixon Line. Bill follows with a leg drop and covers for two.

Russ: Bill is surprising Darling. He’s outsmarting him, out wrestling him and out powering him.

Razz: Even a blind squirrel finds a nut some days.

Russ: You’re calling Alexander Darling a nut?

Razz: Yes…no…wow, look at that.

Darling sits up as Bill comes off the ropes with the Elijay Express running knee strike. Darling goes back down and Bill covers for two more. Bill pulls Darling up as he stands, puts his arm around his head, turns him upside down as he lifts him and drives him into the mat hard with an Omega Driver.

Russ: That’s the Dirty Bird and that’s also the one…two…thre…No, Darling gets a shoulder up.

Bill points to the top rope and the fans pop. He climbs up top.

Russ: Could we see the Freebird…no, Darling is up.

Alexander stumbles into the ropes to make Bill crotch himself. Darling climbs up the corner to grab Bill and hook him up for a suplex. Bill wraps his foot around the second rope to block. Darling tries again. No luck. He exerts more force on a third try. Still no luck. Bill pushes Darling off. He splats to the mat. Bill stands tall in the corner and drops for the Freebird diving headbutt. Darling puts his knees up and Bill crashes head first into him.

Razz: That will ring your bell and that could be all for Bill, but a hell of a fight.

Russ: It’s not over yet.

Darling pulls Bill up and hits a standing spinebuster. He then drops to the mat and locks in the Anaconda Vice. Bill struggles some, but he’s still coldcocked from missing the Freebird and is forced to tap out.

Razz: Okay, now it’s over.

ME: Your winner at 8:44 and advancing in the Invitational Tournament, Alexander Darling.

Barros tries to raise Darling’s arm in victory, but he shakes him off and slides to the floor. The fans boo furiously as the camera fades to break.

Spin Hansen Bracket

MAC FLASHER vs. DEMON SMOKE

Mac Flasher and Demon Smoke circle the ring as Davis Hightower calls for the bell. Mac catches Smoke with a quick jab to the jaw before opening up a series of strikes, dropping Smoke to his knees before delivering a knee to the temple that gets 2 before Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox pulls Mac off Smoke from the outside. Mac stares down Shizuru-Mune as Smoke capitalizes with a forearm shiver into a Ripcord Knee that gets 2.

Mac rolls away from a further attack, though right into the path of Shizuru-Mune, who distracts Mac long enough for Smoke to drop an axehandle from the apron. A clothesline keeps Mac on the defensive as Shizuru-Mune grabs Mac’s ankle as he tries to beat Hightower’s count. Mac breaks free and gets in at 9, though he rolls in under an elbow drop by Smoke that gets 2.

Mac, again, rolls outside and drives an elbow to Shizuru-Mune’s temple before confronting Smoke and triggering a brawl that is broken up when Shizuru-Mune grabs Mac to draw Hightower to the floor to argue with the newfound Japanese buddy of Smoke. Mac takes advantage of this distraction to run Smoke into the post, only for Smoke to run up the fixture and drill Mac with a flip kick, sending him into the post.

Smoke rolls Mac in and gets 2, as Mac grabs the bottom rope. A low-flying dropkick keeps Smoke in control as he tries to grind Mac down with a chinlock. Smoke stand Mac up and tries a Swinging Vertical Suplex, but has it blocked as Mac’s small package try gets 1. Mac, now feeling a momentum surge, hammers away at Smoke and corners him with a palm strike. A mounted 10-punch barrage puts Mac in control, until Shizuru-Mune shoves Mac off Smoke just out of Hightower’s view.

Smoke tries a rope-aided pin, but gets caught by Hightower, giving Shizuru-Mune a chance to put more on Mac, but a dropkick from the top turnbuckle misses Mac and clips Smoke’s knee as he’s arguing with Hightower. Mac quickly covers Smoke and escapes with a 3.

Your winner (pinfall, 6:01), Mac Flasher.

Mac nods at Shizuru-Mune while Smoke looks at Mac and Shizuru-Mune in disbelief.

ZANE MYERS vs. ECOSYSTEM

We’re joined just as the bell rings as Junichiro “Ecosystem” Muyo and Zane Meyers lock up in the center of the ring with Zane easily overpowering Ecosystem and shoving him away. Ecosystem pops up and tries to deliver a right hand, but gets that fist caught in Zane’s big mitt. Zane squeezes to draw a scream from Ecosystem as he scrambles to get himself to the ropes. As Ecosystem drapes his leg between the ropes, “Junior” Hale calls for a break that Zane quickly grants as Ecosystem cocks a fist but thinks better of. Ecosystem, however, does charge the Texan and drills him with a knee that sends him stumbling into the corner.

Once Ecosystem reaches Zane in the corner, he delivers a series of chops and has Zane reeling until Hale asks for a break. Ecosystem steps away as Zane braces for a cheapest, but gets nothing.

Ecosystem then calls for a test of strength that Zane takes by surprise as Ecosystem plays it straight and doesn’t take any sort of liberties, though Zane backs away from a feared boot to the stomach. Zane easily overpowers Ecosystem and wears him down with a series of forearms and a scoop slam that gets 2. Zane keeps the pressure on Ecosystem with Suplex School, calling out each suplex variant as he keeps Ecosystem reeling. The Slingshot Suplex gets 2 before Ecosystem drapes a foot over the bottom rope. Zane keeps the power game rolling with a press slam. A try at a shoulder breaker proves to be Zane’s undoing as Ecosystem scrambles down behind Zane and secures a schoolboy rollup that gets a stunning 3.

Your winner (pinfall, 4:38), Ecosystem.

Ecosystem falls out of the ring as a shocked Zane checks his jeans to see that they weren’t pulled at all. Ecosystem alternates between smiles and catching his air as Zane asks Hale about any potential wrongdoing. Hale shrugs as Zane kicks the bottom rope in frustration.

MAI MUYO vs. JUSTIN SANE – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Mai and Justin are introduced and make their way to the ring. The bell rings and Mai walks to the middle of the ring and extends her hand which Justin gladly shakes. They lock up and Mai takes Justin to the mat and grabs a side headlock, but Justin slips free, grabs Mai from behind and runs her into the ropes and rolls her up for a two count. Mai kicks out with enough force to send Justin into the turnbuckles, as he turns and staggers out, Mai connects with a kick right to the face, which drops Justin to the mat. Mai covers, but somehow Justin kicks out at two.

The match continues on, with Justin kicking out of everything that Mai throws at him. Mai shows a little bit of frustration, but keeps her emotions mostly in check. The end comes when Justin charges into the corner and Mai moves, Justin scales the turnbuckles and tries a cross body block, but Mai catches him and drives him to the mat with a MAI K-O! Mai rolls Justin up and gets the three count.
WINNER in 14:11 – Mai Muyo

After the match Mai helps Justin to his feet, Justin raises her arm and the two hug as the cameras fade to black.

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#844)
Live! From Tallahassee, Florida
January 31, 2018

TEXPRESS vs. THE CIRCLE

Texpress come to the ring, but Chad’s arm is still in a sling, so masked PHWF newcomer LoneStar fills in for him. Zane and LoneStar put up a hell of a fight, but the chemistry just isn’t quite there and LoneStar eats the Phantasmagoria and The Circle gets the win.

ZED & CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. JACK BULLET & MAC FLASHER

With Zed and Christian Carter standing in the ring, “Fly Like an Eagle” plays out “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet, who is still being pushed in a wheelchair by Mac Flasher. Mac pauses his push as Christian is there to meet the convoy. While Mac and Christian stare each other down, Christian moves to kick Jack’s wheelchair down only to have Jack spring up and waylay Christian with a series of punches and a few driving forearms while using one of the rear wheels to choke Christian as Angelo Barros runs down to stop the melee. Inside, Mac and Zed begin brawling with Zed gaining a temporary upper hand before Mac throws a roaring elbow and hip tosses Zed out of the ring. Barros, and a few of Tallahassee’s Finest, manage to pull Christian and Jack apart and guide them to the ring where Barros signals for the match to begin as the four resume their brawling again with Mac and Zed managing to stay in the ring while Jack and Christian give each other a tour of the ringside fixtures with Christian blocking a DDT attempt on the stairs and flipping that into a suplex on the concrete.

Russ: “Whomever thought it was a good idea to put these four in the same ring obviously didn’t do their homework.”
Razz: “But this is amazing extra credit!”

Zed somehow subdues Mac to fluster him with chain wrestling before tagging in Christian, who unloads on Mac with a series of rights and a chokebreaker that gets 1 before Jack crawls in to break up the count. Barros focuses on getting Jack back to the corner as Zed and Christian whale on Mac in their corner. Mac fights his way out of the corner, only for Christian to yank him down by the collar of his t-shirt before delivering boots and a leaping elbow drop. Christian and Zed keep on the quick tags, hammering away on Mac on their half as BRICK~! shouts insults and taunts to Mac the whole time. This strategy proves most effective when Mac escapes a chinlock from Zed and tries to attack BRICK~! instead of making his way to Jack. Zed is able to confront Mac, only to eat a haymaker as Mac makes the desperation dive to Jack just as Zed tagged in Christian. Jack mows through Christian with a series of shoulder blocks and a tope con hilo to the outside when Christian tried to get himself a breather. Both men brawl outside, but beat Barros’ count at 9. Jack gains the upper-hand with an uppercut that reels Christian to Mac, who tags himself in as Jack and Mac hit a few slick double-team moves including a tandem slingshot suplex that gets 2. An Irish Whip by Mac allows Zed to blind tag as a back body drop sends Christian to a waiting Jack, who decks Christian to send him tumbling to the outside. Jack greets Christian on the floor while Zed is met by a surprise boot by Mac and a hoist into position for a Flash Drive. With Zed upside-down, BRICK~! hops onto the apron, distracting Mac. Mac puts Zed down and approaches BRICK~!, who grabs his chin and blows a beige mist into Mac’s face to cause immediate agony as Zed maintains Barros’ attention. Zed grabs the blinded Mac and hits a lighting-quick GTH to get the academic 3 as Mac is more concerned about his eyes than the fight.

Your winners (pinfall, 9:45), Zed and Christian Carter.

As Jack disposes of Christian over the barricade and rushes in to check on Mac, BRICK~! opens his suit coat to reveal an empty can of cream of mushroom soup.

Russ: “THAT SON OF A BITCH! HE USED MAC’S ALLERGY AGAINST HIM! THAT’S ATTEMPTED MURDER!”
Razz: “Easy. It’ll only cause irritation, plus he didn’t ingest it. This reaction was probably psychosomatic at worst.”

Jack wipes the soup off Mac’s face as the feed cuts to Zed and BRICK~! walking past Christian to celebrate.

MATT FOLZ & FIREWOMAN vs. DEMON SMOKE & SHIZURU-MUME MANGUNIKU-COX

"Party Boy Anthem" plays as Sizzlechest and Demon Smoke make their way to the ring. They warm up and discuss strategy as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and Firewoman and OOWF Onslaught Champion Matt Folz make their way down. Fire does NOT look happy to be coming out to her partner's theme. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway.Fi

Fire and Sizzle start out and Fire shoots in and gets a double leg takedown. Both get back to their feet and lock up. Fire slips behind him and takes him down, then ges a half nelson cradle for 2. Matt looks amused on the apron as Fire hits a release German Suplex and then a quick snap suplex. Fire with a slingshot suplex and Matt reaches out and blind tags himself in. Fire doesn't look amused but steps out of the ring. Matt comes in and hits a Voodoo Drop, A Crucifix Driver, a Firestorm and then a Moosekiller. Before Matt can make a cover, Fire makes a blind tag of her own.

Russ: Fire didn't want Matt to get the pin with HER move.

Razz: It's as if they're playing 'can you top this?' with one another's movesets

Fire covers but Sizzle kicks out barely at two. Then as if to prove Razz's theory Fire looks at Matt and then picks up Sizzle and hits a head and arm Folzplex, Brainbuster, Belly to Back Suplex and then a Northern Lights Suplex for two. Fire with a gutwrench suplex and then puts Sizzle in the Folzmission. Matt shakes his head on the apron and tells the camera "She's got that put on all wrong" before reaching out and making another blind tag. Fire releases the hold and gets nose to nose with her partner. As Matt lectures Fire on the finer points of his finishing hold, neither one notices Sizzle slowly trying to crawl across the ring. Matt realizes it too late and dives across the ring trying to cut off the tag. But he's too late as Sizzle reaches up and tags in Demon Smoke.

A really fired up Smoke leaps over the ropes and uses his one good arm to hammer Matt with big right hands. Matt staggers back and then Smoke charges forward and turns him inside out with a lariat. Smoke heads to the top rope and buries an big elbow right in Matt's chest. That gets a 2 count. Smoke goes to pick up Matt but Matt thumbs him in the eye and then propels him shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Fire screams for a tag but Matt shakes his head and says "I got this." Matt pulls Smoke to the middle of the ring and hits a Curbstomp. Matt with a shoulderbreaker and then he heads up top. Matt leaps off with a Best....Firesault...EVAR! But unfortunately Matt is not Fire and this is not the best moonsault ever as Smoke moves out of the way and Matt misses everything. Matt crashes down hard to the canvas and Smoke rolls over and puts a shoulder on him. 1...2...Fire tries to make the save but is cut off by Sizzle...3.

Winners (Pinfall, 6:12) Shizuru-mume Mannguniku-Cox & Demon Smoke

Post match we stay in the ring and see Fire shove Matt. Then Matt shove Fire. The two get nose to nose and look like they're about to go at it when Moose and Stank come to the ring and try to make peace. Moose talks to Matt as Stank tries to calm his fiancee down. Matt extends his hand and Fire shakes it.

Russ: An uneasy peace between them, but I wonder for how long?

BEER MONEEY vs. THE DARLINGS– Non-Title Match

Back and forth match, Beer Money keeps their momentum going when SYB rolls Lexie up and grabs a handful of tights.

MAI MUYO vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

"Crown on the Ground" plays and Bridget enter ready to go. "Hero" also plays and the preliminaries for the title shot are observed.

The two circle each other for a bit, and engage in some light sparring, just trying to get a edge over the other. Finally they start circling around in earnest, and lock-up. Bridget quickly suplexes Mai over and into a headlock, which Mai counters into a head-scissors. Bridget pushes off, and both women get to their feet and Mai returns the favor with a suplex into a headlock. Bridget tries to do her own head-scissors but Mai pushes her off before she gets close. Lock up again and Bridget applies a wrist lock. Mai flips over to reduce the pressure once, twice, three times, breaking free of the hold. She attacks Bridget with spinning back fists, both of which Bridget avoids....that is, until she hits the ropes and Mai connects with a spinning back elbow. Bridget takes refuge by leaning under the top rope, and the referee pushes Mai back. Bridget recovers. The two women circle each other for a show of strength, but Mai counters instead into her own wristlock. Eventually Bridget rotates out of it and around to an armdrag. Mai gets to her feet and Bridget starts a'brawling, getting Mai back on her heels. She tries to capitalize with a Yinzerbomb but YOU CAN'T ... uh ... YINZER BOMB MAI MUYO~! Mai wriggles free over Bridget's back, and in three short moves, expertly maneuvers Bridget into the TRINITARIAN~! Bridget tries to reach the ropes, but just can't make it, and has no choice but to tap.
WINNER in 12:07 – Mai Muyo

STANK vs. ECOSYSTEM – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

Eco is out first in his finest Armani suit. The crowd boos him loudly, Eco stops pacing around the ring and stops and glares at the crowd. Stank’s music plays and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion makes his way to the ring. Stank steps between the ropes and eyes Juni as he hands his title to the attendant. Juni grabs a mic, which draws more boos from the crowd.

Let’s set the record straight here Lucas. Despite what the Saints might think I am the greatest wrestler in OOWF history, not LD Williams, not Matt Folz ME! (Stank looks amused) I am also the greatest catch phrase creator in the universe, so I am going to dust off an old favorite of mine, work smarter, not harder. Now, I could take off this ten thousand dollar suit, which by the way is clearly more than all the things you own combined. I could take off these five thousand dollar Gucci loafers and stick my foot up your ass, but hell, the socks I’m wearing cost more than you will make in a year here. I could do those things Lucas, but let’s be honest here, that would be HARDER work, and when you’re a man of my refined tastes and sensibilities hard work is just……..beneath me. Now, I get it, people like YOU, you are all about the hard work of the common people and all that great stuff, but in reality, as I’ve said before, it’s people like ME that make the world go round. I am the puppetmaster, and you are all my puppets, and nowhere is that more evident than right here in the OOWF

<Juni pauses a moment to soak in the boos>

So, since I am not a man who is interested in working HARDER, tonight, I am going to work smarter, and simple demand that you relinquish that title to me, right here, in the middle of this ring, right now.

<Stank is even more amused, the crowd boos louder. Eco steps close to Eco and looks him dead in the eyes>

I’m not kidding

<Stank’s amused look immediately disappears and he grabs the mic from Eco and paces around the ring for a moment>

You know Juni…….you’ve given me a lot to think about. You know, I’m not getting any younger, and over thirteen years in the OOWF has taken it’s toll. I mean, work smarter, not harder. Now, the smart thing WOULD be to just hand you this title, walk to the back, and ride off into the sunset to our retirement home. That would be the SMART thing to do for sure.

<Stank walks right up to Eco and looks him into the eye and backs him into the corner>

But, Juni, sometimes the smartest way to do things is not the most fun way to do things. And while it might be a little harder…… <Stank grabs Juni’s tie>……….Juni you’ve been a pain in my ass for YEARS now, so the most fun thing to do, would be to beat your ass all over this fucking ring

With that Stank SLAMS Eco between the eyes with a headbutt. Dropping Eco to the mat. Stank puts the boots to him in the corner, then grabs his jacket and rips it off of him and tears it in half. Juni gets to his feet and tries to bail, but Stank grabs him by the back of the pants, and soon enough they are torn off. Stank tears the tie from around his throat and chokes him with it. The referee has called for the bell at this point, so the match is official. Stank breaks the choke then slips out of the ring and grabs a chair. He steps back into the ring and waits for Eco to stand up, then SLAMS the chair down on his head. Eco drops to the mat and Stank finishes ripping his shirt off, then grabs the loafers and fires them into the crowd. The referee calls for the bell after the chair shot, but Stank isn’t done, he pulls Eco to his feet and hits the TRIPLE STANK BOMB! Eco is lying on the mat barely conscious.
WINNER in 3:51 by disqualification – Ecosystem

Stank collects his title and slings it over his shoulder, then pics up the mic and looks down at Juni.

Let me make you a deal Juni, the only way you are going to get another shot at MY gotdamn tiles is to EARN it. Meaning, you can’t buy your way to another shot, you can’t cry to the board for another shot, none of that, you want a shot at this <slaps the title> you are going to WORK for it. Now, it just so happens that, starting next week, we have the OOWF Invitational, something you have never won. I’ll make a deal with you Juni, you win the Invitational, and I will give you a shot at this title, and just to sweeten the pot a little more, I will let you pick ANY stipulation you want for the match. Think about it.

Stank takes the title and leaves the ring to a mixed reaction, the camera pans in on the barely conscious Eco, and we fade to black.

OOWF End of Days XI (#843)
Live! From Atlanta, Georgia
January 28, 2018

THE DARLINGS vs. THE CIRCLE – Atlanta Street Fight

The Darlings are announced first and to no one’s surprise, everyone still hates them. They nearly get booed out of the arena, but neither seem the least bit concerned. Alex sits on the top turnbuckle while Lexis sits on the mat beneath him. The Circle’s music plays and the crowd erupts for the hometown favorites. Ghost and Shannon slowly make their way to the ring, as it should be for a street fight, everyone is in jeans and cowboy boots – which Ghost doesn’t seem particularly thrilled about. They climb into the ring and the bell rings and this one is underway!

Shannon charges across the ring and catches Lexie with a drop kick to the face before she can get to her feet. Shannon grabs her and throws her out of the ring and follows her to the outside where she picks her up and drops her throat first on the guardrail. While that is going on Alex slowly slides off the top rope and he and Ghost start to slowly circle one another, they are just about to lock up when Shannon grabs Alex from behind and pulls him out of the ring and SLAMS him face first into the ringpost! Ghost gets a running start and dives over the top rope and slams into Lexie just as she gets to her feet driving her into the guardrail.

Shannon pulls a bloody Alex to his feet and crotches him on the top rope, then Ghost runs the apron and clotheslines Alex off the guardrail sending him crashing to the floor hard, right on the back of his neck. Shannon rolls Lexie into the ring and The Circle takes turns beating her mercilessly. After several minutes, Lexie is a bloody mess. Just when it appears that the circle is going to finish her off, Alex slides into the ring with a chair and spins Ghost around and WARPS the chair on his head! Ghost slumps to his knees, Alex slams the chair on the mat, then gives Ghost a short DDT right on the chair! Ghost is busted wide open!

Shannon charges across the ring and tries a clothesline, but Alex ducks it and follows her into the corner, Shannon tries to scale the ropes, but Alex is right behind her, he grabs her around the waist and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX from the middle turnbuckle! Shannon hits hard and tries to get to her feet, but Alex is up first and POPS her with a SUPERKICK to the jaw! Alex grabs the chair and slams it back down on Ghost. Lexie has recovered enough to pull Shannon to her feet, pull her to the apron and hit a BACKDROP DRIVER on the apron! Shannon falls to the floor grabbing her back in pain. Lexis reaches into her pocket and pulls out a chain and wraps it around her fist, then gives Shannon a fistdrop from the apron, then hammers her in the face with the chain until Shannon is bleeding like a stuck pig.

Lexie slips back into the ring and she and Alex take turns decimating Ghost, but they can’t quite keep him down. Alex takes off his belt and whips Ghost across the back. Lexie grabs the belt and wraps it around Ghosts neck and throws him over the top rope! Lexie pulls with all her strength pulling Ghost off the floor a little. Ghost claws at his throat, then grabs the ropes and manages to skin the cat up far enough to grab Lexie with his legs and flip her over the top rope to the floor! Alex nails Ghost from behind, dropping him to one knee, as he turns around Shannon is back in the ring and she hits him with a spinning heel kick to the jaw that spins Darling around, Ghost charges and hits a YAKUZA KICK! As Darling staggers backward Shannon grabs him and hits the HORROR PLEX! She bridges, one, two…….Alexis tries to get into the ring to break it up, but Ghost grabs a kendo stick and PASTES her upside the head sending her to the floor……THREE!
WINNERS in 15:58 – The Circle

CHRISTIAN CARTER vs. FIREWOMAN vs. SHIIZURU-MUME MANGUNIKU-COX vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY

It’s a full-on melee brawl from the start, as Christian Carter is wasting no time on his return—shoving Shizuru into Bridget, and jumping onto Firewoman, as the two begin a rolling brawl as Shizuru and Bridget start throwing blows on instinct. Firewoman gets up from Carter after stiffing him with a couple elbows—but suddenly Bridget pulls Shizuru in and tosses him with a belly-to-belly—right into Firewoman, taking them both down. As Bridget turns around to capitalize, Carter is right back up with a SPEAR to Bridget! Carter into the cover, Bridget kicks out at two—Carter pulls her up in a front facelock and starts driving knees into her chest. But suddenly, Firewoman is behind Christian Carter . . . GERMAN SUPLEX! Firewoman into the cover, but Shizuru breaks it up immediately. Shizuru puts Firewoman into the HEADLOCK! Boy, is that going to be effective in a Fatal Four Way. Firewoman saves someone the time of breaking it up by shoving Shizuru off herself—as he goes into the ropes, Bridget is back and dropkicks Fire out of the way!

Fire goes flying and rolls out of the ring—Shizuru jumps over Bridget on the ground, hits the opposite ropes, Bridget catches Shizuru with a back body drop! Shizuru rolls out of the ring, Bridget turns around—into a Christian Carter backfist! Carter wastes no time getting himself up to the top rope as Bridget goes down—but maybe he should have waited, as Bridget rolls out the way! Nobody home, Carter crashes, Bridget into the slow cover—1-no! Carter kicks out, not fast enough to capitalize.

Outside the ring, Firewoman and Shizuru-mune are throwing blows—Firewoman has him on the ropes (though there are no ropes outside, but you get my point), but as she runs up the steps and leaps with a flying knee, Shizuru catches her for a BLACK HOLE SLAM on the outside! Shizuru pulls himself up to the apron as Carter and Bridget are trading blows, staggering—Shizuru jumps off the top rope with a springboard, with a big flying headbutt that catches Bridget in the chest as Carter yanks her into dead center of the line of fire. Bridget goes out of the ring holding her chest as Carter boots Shizuru in the gut—FALL FROM GRACE! Carter’s about to go into the cover—but Firewoman is back, with a RUNNING PUNT! Carter rolls off holding his chin, and Bridget grabs him from the outside—but this gives Firewoman the chance to pick the bones and cover Shizuru off of Carter’s finisher: 1—2—3!

Your winner (pinfall, 10:10) Firewoman!

MATT FOLZ vs. DEMON SMOKE – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match – 30 Minuet Time Limit
Russ: This next match should be intense. Demon Smoke takes on Matt Folz for his Onslaught Championship, and these two have started an intense war of words lately.

Razz: As they've both said though, that talking doesn't mean anything when they get in the ring. The wild card in this whole thing could be Matt's ankle. He's been icing it and getting treatment on it since Wednesday, if he's not 100% that could give Smoke the opportunity he needs.

Russ: Let's head down to the ring for the official introductions.

"Until It Breaks" plays and Demon Smoke comes down to the ring to a nice pop. He warms up in the ring as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and OOWF Onslaught Champion Matt Folz makes his way to the ring. Matt seems to be walking alright and as usual ignores the boos as he hands his Championship to the referee and Mike Elevenbee starts the intros.

ME: This is one of the feature bouts at End of Days and it is for the OOWF Onslaught Championship. Introducing first in the corner to my left the Challenger, hailing from Chicago Illinois. Standing 6'2 and weighing in tonight at 227 pounds Demon Smoke! And now in the corner to my right, the reigning defending OOWF Onslaught Champion. From Green Bay Wisconsin, standing 6'5 and 230 pounds. Matt Folz!

The two circle and lock up, they struggle to get an advantage and end up pushing one another around the ring. Finally Matt breaks the hold and stuns Smoke with a head but to the face that rocks him on his heels a bit, Matt grabs Smoke and takes him to the mat with a fireman’s carry then grabs an arm bar. Matt keeps Smoke on the mat, using leverage on his arm to keep him from getting to his feet. Eventually Smoke fights to his feet and backs Matt into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break and gets it. Smoke backs into the middle of the ring and Matt comes out to meet him. They lock up again, and Matt slips around Smoke and tries to take him to the mat, but Smoke reaches between his legs and grabs Matt's leg and takes him to the mat and tries a ankle lock, but Matt kicks him in the face and forces the break. Smoke staggers for a moment but catches Matt charging in and almost decapitates him with a lariat. Smokes starts to focus on Matt's injured ankle dropping elbows down on the side of his ankle then twisting it into a spinning toe hold. Matt grimaces in pain and tries kicking Smoke off but Smoke absorbs the blows and turns it into a half crab. Matt has no choice but to go to the ropes.

Matt Folz has used his first rope break

Smoke releases the hold and waits for Matt to get to his feet before pulling him over in a Northern Lights Suplex for 2. Smoke whips Matt off the ropes, but ducks his head too early on the backdrop attempt and Matt rolls him into a small package for 2. Both men back to their feet, and Matt with a hard chop and a European Uppercut that stagger the challenger. Matt takes over on offense now with a snap suplex and a brainbuster that get two. Another snap suplex and Matt rolls through and lifts him for another suplex and drops him on the top rope. Matt throws a dropkick that catches Smoke on the jaw and sends him to the floor. Smoke hits hard and it looks like he took a nasty bump on his shoulder. Matt quickly rolls to the outside and whips Smoke shoulder first into the steps. Matt rolls back in to break the count and then rolls back out and drapes Smoke's arm over the guardrail and hits a superkick to his shoulder. Followed up by a hammerlock slam on the concrete. Matt rolls Smoke back in the ring and gets back in himself.

Matt with a shoulderbreaker followed by a hammerlock slam. Matt with hard stomps and kicks to the injured arm. Matt with a short clothesline and he drags Smoke to the corner and slides out of the ring. Matt grabs Smoke's arm and slams his shoulder into the post 3 times before rolling back in to break the count. Matt drags Smoke back to the center of the ring and stomps on the arm again before picking him up, applying a hammerlock and then falling back with a belly to back suplex, driving the impact down on the injured shoulder. Matt hooks in a crossface, Smoke struggels and just barely reaches out and grabs the bottom rope.

Demon Smoke has used his first rope break

Matt continues to apply the hold, furthering the damage on Smoke's arm and neck as the referee counts. Matt releases at 4.9, saving himself a disqualification but earning himself a warning.

Matt Folz has used his first warning

Matt backs up and nails Smoke with hard chops as soon as the challenger gets to his feet. Matt looks for an Angle Slam but Smoke slips off him and shoves him hard chest first into the turnbuckles. Smoke with a release German Suplex and then he grabs Matt's leg and drops an elbow across the inside of his knee then plants his knee on Matt's and twists his ankle trying to snap it. He tries the Ankle lock again but Matt rolls him up for a one count. Smoke is quickly back up though and nails a big boot on Matt. Smoke grabs Matt's legs and traps him in an Indian Death Lock, trying for the submission. Matt howls in pain, but will not give up. Smoke keeps the hold locked on, but Matt inches his way closer and closer to the ropes. Finally he grabs the bottom rope.

Matt Folz has used his Second rope break

The referee calls for a clean break and Smoke backs into a neutral corner. Matt has to use the ropes to pull himself to his feet, clearly in a ton of pain. Smoke waits til Matt limps to the center of the ring and explodes out of the corner and nails Matt with a spear. However, Smoke quickly rolls to his back in pain grabbing his shoulder.

Russ: Matt's almost completely out of it but Smoke's in too much pain to cover.

Razz: On that spear he lead with the Shoulder that Matt injured earlier in the match.

Matt clears the cobwebs a bit and limps to his feet, he sees Smoke holding his shoulder and immediately takes advantage, locking the challenger in a Fujiwara Armbar. Smoke tries desperately to make it to the ropes but is too far away. He eventually has no choice but to tap.

Winner (Submission, 29:45) and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion Matt Folz


TEXPRESS vs. BEER MONEY – OOWF World Tag Team Title 2/3 Falls Match

Beer Money is out first and the crowd boos the shit out of them. SYB threatens to fight an old lady until she stands up, then he scurries to the ring and slides under the ropes and hides behind Skurge. “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” plays and the fans pop big for Texpress. Chad and Zane make their way to the ring and hand off their belts, then climb the turnbuckles and play to the crowd. The bell rings and Skurge and SYB immediately attack!

Skurge connects with an impressive drop kick to Chad’s back, sending him over the top rope, then to the apron and finally the floor. Chad lands awkwardly on his shoulder and remains on the floor holding his arm. EMT’s make their way to the ring to check on him. Meanwhile, inside the ring, SYB kicks Zane’s foot from the middle rope and he falls to the mat. SYB hits the ropes and drops a knee across his chest and covers, but Zane powers out at one. As Zane stands, SYB charges at him, but Zane catches him with a big boot to the face! As he is doing that, Skurge CHOP BLOCKS him from behind sending Zane to the mat. The referee orders Skurge out of the ring, while Skurge is arguing with the referee, SYB chokes Zane. Zane seems to be fading as the referee turns around and gives SYB the five count. SYB breaks just before the disqualification.

As SYB pulls Zane to his feet, we see EMT’s helping Chad to the back, one arm hanging limply by his side. SYB whips Zane into the corner, Zane slams into the turnbuckles chest first and staggers backward, SYB grabs him around the waist and tries a German suplex, but Zane nails SYB with an elbow to the side of the head. SYB staggers backward and Zane hits the ropes and DESTROYS him with a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! Zane covers SYB, but Skurge breaks up the count at two.

Zane slowly gets to his feet and pulls SYB up, then hits a big ATOMIC DROP! SYB howls in pain and tiptoes around the ring. He is about to make the tag when Zane grabs him and sends him into the corner, Zane charges in and KILLS SYB with another big clothesline, Zane sends SYB to the ropes, Skurge tags himself in, Zane catches SYB with a HUGE belly to belly suplex and covers, but the referee doesn’t count! He tries to explain that SYB isn’t legal, Skurge tagged in. Zane gets to his feet and turns around, Skurge comes off the top rope and hits a knee right between Zane’s eyes! The big man goes down, Skurge covers, one. Two. THREE!
WINNERS in 9:47 – Beer Money – Beer Money leads 1-0

The bell immediately rings again and Skurge pulls Zane to his feet and backs him into the corner and lights him up with knife edge chops. Skurge lifts a dazed Zane to the top rope and climbs up for a superplex, but Zane holds onto the top rope with all he has. Skurge tries several times to get him off the top, but Zane frees himself and shoves Skurge to the mat. Skurge pops to his feet and Zane leaps off with a FLYING CLOTHESLINE that nearly takes Skurge’s head off. Zane covers, but SYB runs in and breaks it up at two.

Zane pulls Skurge to his feet and sends him to the ropes and back drops him on the rebound. Skurge struggles to his feet and Zane charges and clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. Instead of going after him Zane drops to his knees and tries to get his wind back a little. SYB runs in from behind and wraps a concealed rope around Zane’s throat and chokes him. The referee finally gets SYB off of him and sees the rope in his hands. SYB argues that he has no idea how it got there and that he CERTAINLY did not BUY it if that is what the ref is implying. While this is going on, Skuge is on the apron, he sprinboards to the top rope and leaps at Zane, but Zane pops to his feet and catches Skurge with a THUNDEROUS SPINEBUSTER! Zane doesn’t even go for a cover, instead he grabs SYB and nails him with a hard forearm to the side of the head, then scoops him up and ties him in the TREE OF WOE! Zane turns back toward Skurge, Skurge is on his feet and tries a SPEAR, but Zane moves out of the way and Skurge slams into SYB who howls in pain! Zane grabs Skurge and sets him on the top rope, Zane climbs up, grabs Skurge in a full nelson, then falls backward off the top rope! Skurge SLAMS into the mat, all his weight on the back of his neck, Zane bridges, one…..two…….THREE! HE ties it up!
WINNER in 17:11 – Texpress – Tied 1-1

The bell rings again, Skurge rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor. SYB comes in and puts the boots to Zane. The more he kicks Zane the more the crowd chants for Zane. Zane fights to his feet as SYB switches to punches, but the seem to have little effect. Zane ZANE’S UP and points at SYB and the crowd yells YOU! SYB nearly shits himself. Zane grabs him and peppers him with forearms to the side of the head, then sends him to the ropes, SYB does the Flair flip, lands on the apron and tries to run to the next corner, but Zane clotheslines him as he comes by. Zane grabs him and pulls him into the ring, lifts him for a suplex, then turns it into a SPRINGBOARD JACKHAMMER! Zane covers, one…..two…….thr……NO! Somehow SYB kicks out!

Skurge slides back into the ring and distracts the referee, Zane pulls SYB to his feet and SYB hits the JERSEY TURNPIKE! Zane drops like he’s been shot and writhes in pain on the mat. SYB tags Skurge in, and Skurge immediately goes to work on Zane’s knee. Skurge traps him in a figure four, but Zane won’t tap, not even when SYB grabs Skurge’s arms for extra leverage. The referee finally catches SYB and gives Skurge a five count to break, he does, and Zane tries to get up, but his knee buckles and he falls to the mat. SYB and Skurge use quick tags to work over Zane, and they get several two counts, with Zane barely kicking out each time.

Skurge traps Zane in a rear chin lock, keeping him on the mat, when the crowd pops huge. We see Chad Madison, his arm in a sling, making his way to ringside. Doctors are trying to stop him but he ignores them and heads to the ring anyway. Chad climbs onto the apron and starts stomping his foot, the crowd stomps along and it is complete madness. Zane gets a burst of adrenaline from this and fights to his feet, Skurge still on his back. Zane falls backward into the corner and the back of Skurge’s head slams against the turnbuckle. Zane stumbles to his corner and makes the hot tag to Chad!

Chad comes in like a house of fire (on fire?) SYB comes in and Chad nails him with a punch to the jaw that sends him to the mat. Skurge gets to his feet and charges, but Chad backdrops him to the mat. Chad heads to the corner and starts tuning up the band, the crowd pops HUGE for this. Skurge sees it and pulls the referee in front of him, as he does, SYB grabs a chair and sneaks up on Chad and SLAMS him right on his injured shoulder! Chad turns a frightening shade of white and staggers out of the corner and drops to his knees holding his arm. Skurge shoves the referee away and traps Chad in the LONDON DUNGEON! Chad howls in pain but refuses to tap out. Finally Chad goes limp and the referee calls for the bell. The crowd is stunned into silence!
WINNERS in 44:17 and NEW OOWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – Beer Money!

MAI MUYO vs. ECOSYSTEM – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Lot of talk at the announce table about how “these two competitors know each other so well, brother brother.” It’s like they share DNA or something—though we’re reminded of the complications of that when Eco confronts a fan with a “Who’s Your Papi?” sign and yells “Neither of us know, okay?!” Anyway, Eco isn’t even done arguing with fans when a flash of pink fireworks announces the arrival of his sister and DA INTA-CON-TIN-EN-TAL CHAMPEEEEEEN, Mai Muyo! Mai Muyo slaps some hands and leaves a friendship bracelet with a little girl in the front row, before sliding in the ring and handing off her championship.

Ecosystem suggests a test of strength to start—Mai shakes her head and obliges—both push on each other, Eco gets Mai to stumble back a little, but she reverses into a drop toehold, go behind hammerlock, Eco gets to a standing base, Mai reverses into a chinlock, Eco pushes her against the ropes, throws her to the opposite side, looks for a back body drop, Mai leap frogs him, Eco spins around, Mai flips and throws a PELE KICK—Eco spots it catches the ankle, ankle lock! Mai is flailing, trying to stop him from cinching—Mai up on ne leg, spin kick to the side of Eco’s head! Eco goes stumbling toward the ropes—Mai jumps for a ZIG ZAG, but Eco grabs the ropes tight and Mai crashes down just herself! Eco into the quick cover, good for one as Mai kicks out.

Eco right back on the ankle—wait no, he’s wrapping the leg . . . Mai is fighting, Eco back elbows the back of her head, takes advantage—CALF CRUSHER! Eco has the calf crusher on his sister—she’s yelling out in pain as the fans boo, but her wingspan takes her to the ropes in short order. The referee forces Eco to break the hold, and Eco stands up argumentative “I HAVE UNTIL TEN!” The referee explains, no you have until five, Eco complains that this is wrestling and not math class—and then Mai rolls him up! 1, 2, Eco just kicks out Mai back up and on Eco, hitting him with strikes to knock him back into the corner, and beginning to unload with kicks—but one stomp obviously bothers Mai’s hurt leg, and she stumbles back, and Eco drops her with a STIFF clothesline! Eco into the cover, hooking the bad leg—Mai kicks out!

Eco immediately flips over into a half-Boston Crab, like a shark smelling blood. Mai can’t reach the ropes—she ends up balling herself up and rolling through Eco’s legs, looking up at him—Eco STOMPS his sister in the gut, grabs her second leg and pulls her up for a BUCKLE BOMB . . .

. . . BUT YOU CAN’T POWERBOMB MAI MUYO! Mai reverses into a hurricarana, and Eco crashes back first into the turnbuckles, falling into a heap! Mai pulls him up quick, End-Is-Here! Mai is slow to capitalize, not going to the cover—wait, she’s climbing to the top rope! Mai can’t quite get herself steady on the top—and Eco JUST makes it up to hit the ropes and crotch his sister! Eco climbs up to the top rope, looking for a superplex—but Mai’s fighting, jabbing Eco in the ribs—he gives her a couple stiff forearms back, hooks her up—but she throws one sudden jab into his throat and a HEADBUTT into his chest! Eco crashes to the mat, and Mai gets up and leaps—SAVIOR SPLASH! The shared Muyo move, Mai into the cover: 1 . . . 2 . . . 3! The champion retains!

Your winner (12:12, pinfall) Mai Muyo!

STANK vs. MAC FLASHER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Steel Cage Match

The familiar horn trumpeting Mac Flasher’s arrival plays as the challenger enters to “I Get Wet” and about as mixed a reaction that he’d receive as he strides to the ring in Atlanta.

Russ: “Mac seems a little jarred by the jeers at first.”
Razz: “He’d almost have to expect that coming to Atlanta, where Stank got his start and is a bit of a conquering hero.”
Russ: “‘A bit of a conquering hero’ he says. Guy only holds the OOWF World Championship.”

On cue, as Mac enters the cage, “Skin” delivers Stank, who soaks in the adoration for a second before striding confidently to the ring. Stank stops at the top of the steps, just outside the door to hold the championship high while staring straight at Mac. Stank enters the ring and hands off the championship to Angelo Barros, while not breaking his stare toward Mac.

Barros draws the two toward the center of the ring to pass off the night’s instructions. Neither man appears to blink as Barros holds the championship high before handing it off to ring announcer Mike Elevenbee as he exits the cage structure.

Russ: “There is no escape tonight. To win, it’s a pinfall or submission. The cage is here to ensure a winner in the ring.”
Razz: “Exactly. This past week on MidWeek Mayhem, Mac Flasher got a win over Stank; but by countout. Stank had a bad wheel and managed to use that to his advantage to retain. Tonight, it won’t be that easy.”

Barros signals for the bell as Stank and Mac are nose-to-nose. Both aren’t shy about talking trash, either as Stank steps back and requests a test of strength. Mac obliges, but is quick to break the finger lock as Stank tries to deliver a boot to the gut. While Mac is taunting Stank, the champion delivers a devastating lariat that spins Mac almost out of his Converse All-Stars. Stank opens a boot brigade on the challenger, patting his knee in the process to show that his leg is perfectly OK after Wednesday’s events.

Another try at a stomp allows Mac to grab the injured leg and take Stank to the mat in a dragonscrew legwhip. Mac’s try at a kneebar is thwarted as Stank desperately squirms away and to a corner. Barros checks on Stank, who berates the official for even asking such a question before Mac charges in with forearms and a few punches. Stank absorbs about a dozen blows before temporarily sending Mac away with a pair of right hands. Mac charges again with a running boot in the corner. With Stank dazed, but still upright, Mac mounts the corner and gets about three of the planned 10 punches in on Stank before the champion grabs Mac and launches him into the steel surrounding the corner. Mac bounces off the cage and onto his back, checking his forehead for a cut and finding that he is opened up a bit.

Russ: “Early on, and Mac is already hurt. Stank using that power to send Flasher into the cage with a ton of force. Now he’s seeing the effects of that power trickle in his hands.”
Razz: “Mac has bled before in OOWF, but Stank will make sure that Mac gets no relief from this, or anything else inflicted on him.”

Barros, with the rubber gloves, checks on Mac’s cut as Mac breaks away from the attention to get back at Stank and deliver a running palm strike. Stank absorbs that blow and sends a forearm to the jaw of Mac, stumbling him back. Stank steps forward and hooks Mac’s leg from a standing position and sends him into the cage through an Exploder Suplex. Mac tries to untangle himself from in between the cage and ropes, but is battered unceremoniously by Stank. Barros tries to pull Stank away, but gets a glare and a few cross words from the champion. Mac rolls back into the ring from the apron and into a knee drop across the throat. Stank gets 2 off a cover before securing a chinlock. Mac, visibly fading, gets his arm checked by Barros, keeping it up on the first drop. Mac uses that upright arm to grab Stank’s head and drop his Jaw across Mac’s skull to break the hold. Mac pops up and hits a wobbly-legged Stank with a roundhouse kick. With Stank on a knee, Mac his a Bomaye! knee strike to the temple. Mac gets 1.5 before Stank shoves him off. Mac stays on Stank, dropping a skyscraper knee on Stank’s forehead before getting 2. Mac stands Stank up and tries to twist Stank around for a Duquesne Incline, but gets backdropped for his troubles. Stank greets a charging Mac with a paintbrush slap. Mac returns the favor with a palm strike. The two stand off delivering haymakers to each other with Mac’s expression showing more rage with each blow received. Stank knocks Mac down with a spinning backlist only for Mac to pop back up and challenge him to do it again.

Stank grins and does so, only to have Mac grab the arm and roll Stank into a cross-armbreaker attempt. Stank locks his hands together to prevent the full hyperextension. Mac releases the hold and stomps away at Stank, leaving him on his back. A running splash gets 2.

Russ: “Those counts are becoming longer. Mac is starting to wear down Stank.”
Razz: “Eventually Mac is going to have to dig into something that he’s never shown. Stank has seen everything Mac has to offer over the past few encounters. This is Mac’s time to show what he really has.”

With Stank catching his air, Mac runs to the turnbuckles and delivers a flying elbow that gets 2. Mac pounds the mat in frustration before pulling Stank closer to the corner. Mac ascends to the top tope where he delivers a Shooting Star Press onto Stank, getting 2.5 and a wide-eyed expression of disbelief from Mac as he ensures that Barros didn’t get to 3.

On his knees, with his head in his hands, Mac gets to a standing position and stands Stank up as well, signaling for a Flash Drive. Stank is able to break away and lure Mac into Shitfaced, popping Mac across the ring upon impact with his knee. Stank, with a surge of energy, drops Stankonia 2.0 across Mac’s chest, getting 2. Stank places the dazed Mac on the top turnbuckle.

Razz: “I think I know what’s coming! The end of Mac Flasher’s championship dreams!”

Stank gets Mac in position for Cradle to the Grave, only for Mac to somehow wiggle loose and fall back. Mac runs the ropes and tries to catch Stank with a springboard moonsault, only to get caught in a shoulder breaker that gets 2.5. As Mac lay prone, Stank picks Mac up and delivers a Stankbomb to further injure Mac. Stank gets 2.5 again, this time leaving Stank in a state of disbelief. Mac takes the time to collect himself, but cannot get any sort of relief as Stank grabs Mac by the collar and slaps him down repeatedly. Mac pops up each time, yelling at Stank to do it again. Stank continues as Mac gets enraged. Stank tries to draw Mac in for a short-arm clothesline only to have Mac duck and meet him on the other side with a enziguri that pushes Stank through the ropes. Mac, taking zero time, runs to spear Stank against the cage structure, almost compromising the cage in the process. As Stank gasps for air and falls through the ropes, Mac pulls him up and with all of his might gets him up for a Flash Drive, hitting it flush, but taking too much out of himself in the process. Barros starts to make the count as neither man moves until 5. Mac staggers to his feet at 7 with Stank getting to a knee at 8. Mac delivers another Bomaye! knee strike to put Stank on his back again.

Mac then looks up to the corner. Mac climbs to the top turnbuckle and delivers a flying elbow, but instead of applying a cover, Mac returns to the turnbuckle and repeats the move. Again, Mac opts to not make the cover as he then climbs the three ropes, and even higher.

Razz: “What is Mac thinking? That cage is 15 feet off the mat! This is insanity!”
Russ: “This is Mac digging into something we’ve never seen! This is what you called for. Now you’re getting it!”

Mac stands atop the structure and stares down at Stank. He motions around his waist before closing his eyes and leaping off the structure to attempt a 450 splash, only to land in Stank’s arms. Stank positions Mac across his shoulders in a fireman’s carry and hits the Stank U.

Barros snaps off the 3 count to delight some of the hometown crowd, but deflate the majority.

Your winner (pinfall, 31:47), and STILL OOWF WORLD CHAMPION. Stank!

Stank sits up and looks down at the prone Mac with a wry smile and a nod of respect as all Mac can do is place his hands on his head out of shock and disappointment. Stank exits the cage and accepts his championship while Mac sits up with a disconsolate expression on his face staring at Stank as he stands atop the ramp with a grimace as he lifts his championship over his head then heads to the back.


Zed (w/BRICK~!) vs. JACK BULLET (w/CHRISTIAN CARTER) – Throw in the Towel Match

The camera comes up on Mike Elevenbee as he prepares to announce the next match. A general crowd hum can be heard in the background.

ME: Our next match is scheduled for one fall to a finish with that finish coming when the second at ringside throws in the towel for their man and gives up on their behalf. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by BRICK~!, he is the last true role model in professional wrestling, Zed.

Zed and BRICK~! appear from the back. BRICK~! is wearing a ball cap that reads ‘coach,’ has a whistle around his neck and a white hand towel in his mitts.

Russ: I don’t think BRICK~! is taking this a seriously as he should.

Razz: It’s all about luring Jack Bullet into a false sense of security. However, why not be loose when you know you can’t lose. BRICK~! has to choose to lose and that’s not happening.

ME: And his opponent, weighing in at 215 pounds from Des Moines, Iowa, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

Bullet comes out and heads to the ring. BRICK~! takes the microphone from Elevenbee and stops Jack just as he reaches the ringside area.

BRICK~!: You’ve drawn this out long enough, Bullet. Whoever your second is, bring them out here. We don’t care if it’s Sizzlechest, Mai, Eco, Demon Smoke, your ex-wife, the real Steven Richards or the Repoman. Bring that son of a bitch out here.

The crowd is stunned as “Soulfire” starts to play and Christian Carter appears from the back holding a white towel similar to the one BRICK~! has.

Russ: Christian Carter jumped Bullet after the last Mayhem and said he accepted being Jack’s second for this match and he reiterated that just hours before tonight’s show, but I didn’t realize he was serious or Bullet would take him up on his offer.

Razz: Jack said he wanted someone that would let him die before throwing that towel in the ring. That description probably fits Christian Carter better than anyone right now.

Russ: True, Carter returned to the OOWF by attacking Jack Bullet two week’s ago on Mayhem and on the last Mayhem they brawled to a no contest.

Carter reaches the ringside area. He shoots a sneer at Bullet and moves to one outside corner. He folds his arms across his massive chest and one can see the towel in his right hand. BRICK~! looks ready to protest Carter as the choice, but Bullet slides into the ring and lays in the punches to Zed. BRICK~! flies out of the ring to the floor. Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell.

Russ: Referee Junior Hale is present only to declare which second at ringside throws in their towel. This is basically a no-holds barred, anything goes fight.

Razz: I’ve got to admit, taking Carter up on his offer is a bold and risky move, but it might be the only move Bullet has to win here.

Russ: Actually, Bullet maybe didn’t have a choice in the matter.

After driving Zed into the corner with punches, Bullet goes to Irish whip him to the opposite corner. Zed reverses and sends Bullet into the corner. Zed charges into a big boot. He turns and stumbles away. Bullet skips up to the second turnbuckle and comes off with a double axe handle to Zed’s back. Zed goes to his knees. Jack follows with a seated dropkick that catches Zed right in the back of the head. He goes down on his face. Bullet scrambles on top of Zed and locks in a camel clutch.

Russ: The ropes should not break a submission hold in a match like this. It might be way too early for a submission move to get the win, but wearing down Zed and working on the back is smart.

However, BRICK~! leaps to the apron and looks poised to throw in the towel. The fans gasp. He smiles and yells out ‘nah, just playing.’ Bullet releases the hold and takes a swipe at BRICK~! who drops back to the floor.

Razz: Okay, now that was a smart maneuver. BRICK~! got Bullet to break the hold. Interference by non-interference, it’s why BRICK~! is the master manipulator.

Bullet reaches over the ropes for BRICK~! and jaws at him. This allows Zed to recover, jump onto Bullet with his knees in his back and snap off a backstabber.
Bullet rolls to his stomach, clutching his back. Zed gets on top and locks in his own camel clutch. Zed looks out at Carter, who stands there stone faced. He then starts moving toward the ring. The fans collectively hold their breaths to see what will happen. Carter lifts the ring apron, pulls out a steel chair, opens it and sits down.

Razz: This might take awhile, so yeah, having a seat is probably a good idea.

Zed just smirks as he cranks harder on the camel clutch.

Russ: Maybe Zed shouldn’t be so please. He could have that camel clutch on until this time tomorrow and it wouldn’t do any good if Carter is only going to sit there and watch.

Bullet works up to his knees and then stands with Zed hanging off his back. Jack falls back to slam Zed into the mat. He rolls to his side, now free of Zed. Bullet starts to slowly pull himself up by the ropes. Zed is up first and dives with a forearm to the lower back.

Russ: Both men appear to be targeting the lower back early on. That’s sound strategy as that is a body part that you need to hold up in what should be a brutal, long affair like this.

Zed shoves Bullet’s head underneath the second rope. He pulls back on a chinlock with Jack wrapped around the ropes with a knee in his back. BRICK~! comes over and starts jawing at Jack. Carter gets up and walks calmly around to that side of the ring. BRICK~! gulps and backs up slightly. Carter takes a large soda from a man selling them in the front row. The vendor asks for $5. Carter glares at him and returns to his seat.

Razz: You’ve got to stay hydrated. Carter has this second thing down to a T.

Zed releases Bullet, pulls him to the center of the ring and throws him down on his face. Zed leaps high into the air from a standing position and comes down with a double leg drop. He then sits up and grinds a knee into Bullet’s lower back. Zed gets up and goes to the top rope. He comes off with a double stomp, but Bullet rolls out of the way. Zed lands on his feet on the canvas. He’s wobbly from the impact. Bullet grabs Zed’s ankle and manages to up end him. Jack comes up from the pick into an ankle lock.

Russ: This should allow Jack to rest his back while wearing Zed down more.

Razz: But it’s shifting body parts. Jack needs to stay focused on that back. The back is where it’s at.

Zed manages to crawl to the ropes. Hale shakes his head, confirming there won’t be rope breaks in this match. Bullet pulls Zed back to the center of the ring. He twists around Zed’s leg and sits down, putting his weight on Zed’s upper leg while continuing to work the ankle.

Zed gets his arms under him, but has nowhere to go. He reaches up with one hand and grabs Hale’s leg. He pulls Junior down and underneath him. Hale yells for Bullet to let go. Jack turns his head to see what’s going on and sees Hale tied up with Zed.

Razz: No rope breaks or disqualifications, but Bullet isn’t going to let Zed accost Hale. Genius way to get the break.

Zed gets up, heavily favoring the right ankle. He pulls Hale with him and throws him into Bullet. Zed then drops to the canvas and rolls to the floor. Zed goes over to BRICK~! who examines the ankle. Bullet rolls to the floor and goes after Zed. BRICK~! backs off. Zed and Jack trade punches on the floor. Jack tries to whip Zed into the ring stairs. Zed reverses and Bullet goes flipping over to land back first against the steps with a loud, metallic clang. Zed takes to the apron, runs down the length and comes off with a missile dropkick to Bullet’s midsection as he lays slumped backwards over the ring stairs. The stairs clang again and move back from the impact.

Russ: And Christian Carter sits watching all of this as if he was glaring at paint dry.

Razz: Or a Sizzlechest Manbeef match.

Zed picks up Jacks as if he’s going for an inverted atomic drop and then drives Bullet back first into the outside ring post. Zed backs up and does it again. “You going to do something,” Zed yells at Carter, who just shrugs.

Russ: I don’t think they get this, they want Carter to do something. They need him to throw in the towel.

Zed rolls Bullet back into the ring and climbs the corner from the outside. Zed comes off with a swanton, landing on Jack’s back. Zed hooks Bullet’s legs and arms and rolls back into a Mexican Surfboard. Bullet screams in agony.

Russ: Hale can only stand there and watch, because asking Bullet if he wants to quit doesn’t do any good in this contest.

As Zed cranks on the surfboard, BRICK~! goes over to Christian Carter. “You going to do something…you going to do something” BRICK~! asks over and over again in sing-song like a petulant child. Carter stands, towering over BRICK~!, who backs off. Carter walks over to the ring again and lifts the apron. He pulls out a table and a ladder and throws both into the ring. He returns to his chair and sits down. “There, I did something,” he says to BRICK~!

Zed lets go of the surfboard. Bullets lay on the mat in pain. Zed sets up the ladder and then puts the table at the bottom of it. He picks up Bullet, who is wobbly. Zed measures him, fires off a superkick and Bullet falls backwards to land on the table. Zed positions Jack a little bit better then climbs the ladder.

Russ: Could we see a call back to The Answer off the ladder onto Jack on the table.

Razz: I think we better hope for everyone’s sake that isn’t the case.

Zed gloats on top and this allows Bullet to roll over and push the ladder. Zed topples off to the mat with the ladder laying on top of him. Bullet climbs up on the table and jumps off with a splash to the ladder. Bullet falls off, clutching his midsection. Zed is trapped under the ladder. BRICK~! comes into the ring to move the ladder. Hale yells at him.

Razz: Hey, no disqualifications, BRICK~! can help his man all he wants.

Bullet dropkicks the ladder as BRICK~! holds it and he falls out of the ring through the ropes onto the floor, but still clutching the towel. The ladder has fallen into the ring. Zed comes up and stumbles into a waistlock. Bullet hits a Northern Lights Suplex onto the ladder. Bullet then takes Zed’s ankle and places it inside the ladder. Jack grabs the top rope and uses it for leverage to come down several times with stomps onto the ladder to crush Zed’s ankle.

Bullet finally removes the ladder and sets it back up next to the table. Bullet goes up the side closest to the table while pulling Zed up the other side. Once they are both on top, Bullet lines up a suplex. Zed reverses and the two go crashing to the mat. They both lay there for several moments before slowly coming up. Zed tries to surprise Bullet with a superkick, but his ankle collapses and he goes down. Jack grabs the bad leg and works the ankle lock again.

Zed twists and turns on the mat until he’s facing the ladder. He pulls the ladder over on top of them both, forcing Bullet to break the ankle lock. Zed scrambles away and pulls himself up by the table. Jack charges. Zed ducks and backdrops Bullet. He manages to get himself over the table and lands on his feet. Zed turns around, surprised by this, and he eats a superkick by Bullet to land on the overturned ladder. Bullet leaps up to the table and flips off with a tumbleweed leg drop.

Russ: BRICK~! is back up on the outside and might want to think about throwing in the towel. If Zed has to end his career tonight, where does that leave BRICK~!

Razz: Back in the wall?

Bullet double underhooks Zed and is looking for the Silver Bullet onto the ladder. Zed turns Jack around and runs him into the edge of the table. Bullet winches and lets go of Zed. Zed stands and twists around into a side Russian leg sweep that send Bullet into the ladder. Zed drags him off and locks in the Brick in the Wall elevated Boston Crab.

Razz: Right, as I was saying, a Brick in the Wall.

Zed cranks back on the hold. Carter continues to sit ringside. BRICK~! goes over to him. Carter shoots him a narrow eyed stare. BRICK~! backs off. Bullet screams in pain. Hale can only watch. After several minutes Zed becomes less enthusiastic about working the hold and drops it.

Zed walks over to the ropes and yells down at Carter “Jesus Christ, he’s dying in here.” Carter shrugs. Zed talks to Hale “What if Bullet can’t continue, can you stop it?” “No,” Hale replies. “Jesus,” Zed blurts again and pulls his hair. Zed turns back to Carter “what if I give him the GTH off the ladder through the table, would you throw in the towel then?” Carter just gives a sort of ‘I don’t know, maybe’ kind of shrug. Zed sighs deeply.

Zed sets up the table and ladder again. He pulls the aching Bullet up the ladder. Jack comes up with a throat thrust. Zed falls back to the canvas. Bullet finishes going up top and comes off with an Eagle Drop flying cross body. Bullet pulls Zed up as he stands and delivers a slingshot suplex smacking Zed against the ladder. Bullet goes down clutching his back as Zed is also in pain.

Zed scores a waistlock and tries to push Bullet into the corner, but Jack spins around and pushes Zed hard into the corner. Bullet sits Zed on the top turnbuckle. Bullet climbs up and hits a Frankensteiner that sends Zed flying into the ladder. It falls over onto the table. Bullet comes up favoring his back. He double underhooks Zed, but instead of the Silver Bullet he flips Zed up against his chest and gives him a release powerbomb onto the ladder on the table. Zed bounces off and lands on the mat. Bullet falls to his knees and both men are hurt.

Russ: I don’t know how much more either man can continue here. If both men can’t go on, maybe then Hale can declare a no contest, I have no idea. Throw in the towel is a very rare stipulation.

Bullet is up first. He’s moving very gingerly. Bullet sets up the ladder and table. He grabs Zed by the head to pull him up. Zed fires an elbow into Jack’s midsection, he fires back with a few more. This creates some distance between the two and Zed fires off a superkick to knock out Bullet.

Razz: Notice how Zed planted on his good foot that time. He still hurt the bad ankle, but was able to get the superkick.

Bullet crumples to the mat. Zed picks Bullet up and starts pushing him up the ladder.

Russ: Zed is looking for the GTH off the ladder, this might force Carter’s hand…No!

Bullet rears up and sends Zed flying off the ladder and over the table to the mat. Jack stands up and flips off with a moonsault that also sends him over the table and onto Zed. Both men are up slowly, but Bullet is in control. They start heading up the ladder again.

Russ: It’s Bullet’s turn to look for his finisher of the ladder. He’s lining up the Silver Bullet…No!

Zed fights Jack off, stands and looks to land a haymaker. Bullet shoots his hand out and locks in the Talon face claw.

Russ: Bullet beat Zed in their last singles encounter with a Talon slam off the top rope, he can’t be thinking…

Bullet pushes off and the pair come sailing off the ladder and through the table below. It shatters in half. The crowd starts chanting “holy shit.” A towel can be seen wafting into the ring.

Russ: That’s it. BRICK~! has given up

Razz: No, look, he’s still got his towel.

Hale picks up the towel and looks to BRICK~! first, but yes, he has the towel. BRICK~! looks down at his hand and is almost as shocked as everyone else to see the towel still there.

Everyone looks at Christian Carter. He’s now standing at ringside. His towel is gone. He folds up his chair and enters the ring holding it. BRICK~! slides in and grabs Zed from the wreckage of the table and brings him to the floor. The two go up the aisle.

ME: Your winner at 23:20 by virtue of Christian Carter throwing in the towel, Zed.

Carter takes the microphone away from Elevenbee.

CC: I said I would watch Bullet get every bone in his body broken, bleed like a stuck pig and be beaten within an inch of his life. I never said I would let him win.

Bullet is standing now and Carter comes around with the steel chair to flatten Jack. Carter pulls him and delivers the Fall From Grace onto the steel chair. Carter leaves the ring. Hale checks on Jack and calls for help from the back as the scene fades.

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#842)
Live! From Nashville, TN
January 24, 2018

FIREWOMAN vs. SHIZURU-MUME MANGUNIKA-COX

Firewoman comes down to the ring as “Terror” plays, bathing the arena in fiery effects.

Russ: Seems like Matt Folz has put Fire in a bad mood.
Razz: Well, it’s about time. Lisa Quinn may have come out of retirement, but the OOWF Universe is still waiting for Firewoman.
Russ: It was Matt Folz that got her to come back, too.
Razz: Either way, poor Sizzlechest is going to bear the brunt of her wrath.

Firewoman was walking around the ring, and hears Razz use her real name. She rips his headset off and throws it to the ground, swearing at him to never do that again. Razz glares, but retrieves his headset as she walks up the steps to the ring. Shizuru-mune Mangyūniku appears at the top of the ramp to “Party Boy Song.” He is of course cheered, and comes energetically down to the ring. Fire yawns as the referee goes over the rules and then calls for the bell. Mangyūniku attacks like a buzzsaw and tries to use speed to his advantage, leaving Fire to play catch-up for the early part of the match.

Razz: See what I mean? There is no way he should be getting that much offense in.
Russ: Be careful, you don’t want her to rip your actual head off this time.

Mangyūniku has Fire on the ropes. He goes to the far side and then flips to gain momentum and hits her with a crossbody. He shifts his weight and they both fall with Fire on top but before the pin can happen, Mangyūniku adjusts and ends up rolling Fire up into a inside cradle for a two count. Fire pushes him off, and they each get to their feet.

Razz: Does she look groggy to you?
Russ; Never assume.

Mangyūniku lines Fire up for the Dreammaker but NO~! Fire catches his foot…just as Matt Folz appears on the top of the ramp, Onslaught Championship over shoulder and arms folded. Fire sees him and quickly transitions Mangyūniku into an ANKLELOCK~!

Russ: See?

Mangyūniku thrashes about try to free himself, but Fire has no intention of letting up, keeping her eyes glued on Folz the entire time. Finally, she is bored with this apparently, and tosses Mangyūniku to the ground. Before Mangyūniku can make sure he can feel his foot, Fire grabs him and tosses him about with a T-Bone suplex, followed immediately by a German suplex. Mangyūniku tries to get away, but Fire gets him into a TAZZMISSION~!

Russ; Oh….I see what she’s doing.
Razz: She’s using my move!
Russ; No, she’s uses MATT FOLZ’S moveset~!
Razz; Evil witch!

Right before Mangyūniku can tap out Fire again gets done with the hold and pulls Mangyūniku to his feet. She grabs him by the chin and looks deeply into his eyes, which are now wide with fear. Fire kisses him softly, then hoists up to … MOOSEKILLER~!

Russ; Bah god! Sizzlechest might be dead!

Fire doesn’t seem to care and puts him in the STF~! Mangyūniku makes no attempt to get out and after three raises of the hand that drop, the referee calls for the bell. Fire eventually releases, as Folz golf-claps from the safety of the top of the ramp.
WINNER in 9:08 - Firewoman

THE DARLINGS vs. THE CIRCLE

The Circle is out first, walking methodically to their ominous entrance. The Darlings come out next, taking even more time to jaw with the crowd, boos raining down for the very disliked siblings.

Shannon Mann, in a very unheelish move, gets tired of waiting and sprints to the ropes, spring boarding over Alexander on the outside and taking Alexis Darling down with a plancha! Alexander, momentarily distracted by the body flying over him, is easy prey for a baseball slide by Ghosthead. Ghosthead rolls under the ropes and manhandles Alexander into the ring as Shannon picks Alexis up and tosses her into the railing. Shannon hits a lariat on Alexis that rolls both women over the railing. They brawl in amongst the crowd, with Shannon gaining the advantage until Alexis tosses a fan’s beer in her eyes and follows up with a sick DDT on the concrete. Meanwhile, Alexander and Ghosthead trade punches in the ring. Alexander grows more and more frustrated with each shot, as nothing seems to draw a reaction from Ghosthead. Referee Angelo Barros, tired of waiting for Alexis and Shannon, declares Ghosthead and Alexander the legal men and calls for the bell. Alexander keeps swinging harder and harder, attempting to draw a reaction. Finally, the hesitation is long enough for Ghosthead to catch his arm and turn it into a hammerlock. Ghosthead switches his grip to a waist lock, with the arm still trapped, and drills Alexander with a belly to back release suplex. Ghosthead covers, but only gets one as Alexis comes over the top with a slingshot leg drop to break the pin. Barros attempts to restore order, but Alexander and Alexis refuse to give up the two-on-one advantage. Ghosthead manages to escape and roll to his corner, but there’s no one to tag. Ghosthead’s momentary distraction looking for his partner allows Alexander and Alexis to hit a tandem belly-to-back suplex that drives Ghosthead into the mat. Alexander covers but only gets two. Alexander and Alexis continue to work Ghosthead over for the next several minutes, making quick tags and methodically taking him apart. Shannon, blood dripping from the top of her head, slowly makes his way back to ringside. Alexis tags in Alexander and deposits Ghosthead on the top rope, holding him in place as Alexander climbs up for a superplex. Alexander attempts the move, but Ghosthead manages to kick Alexis off and elbow Alexander in the face, driving Alexander to the mat with a cross body. Ghosthead continues the motion, rolling off and into his corner, where Shannon is waiting for the tag. Shannon is in, and is a house-a-smolder, due to blood loss. She takes Alexander down with a spin kick, then does the same to Alexis. Shannon ducks an Alexander clothesline and dropkicks him into the corner. An Irish whip is reversed as Alexander plants himself and changes Shannon’s angle, tossing her into Alexander’s corner. Alexander follows in with an avalanche and tags Alexis. Alexis whips Shannon into the corner and follows her in, but Shannon rolls out of the way and nails a shining wizard from behind as Alexis hits the turnbuckles. Alexis falls hard, and Shannon ties her up with THE CULLING. Alexander attempts the save, but is leveled by a spear from Ghosthead. With no help in sight, Alexis is forced to tap and live to fight another day.
Your winners by submission in 26:36, The Circle!

BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. ECOSYSTEM

No love lost between these two, as Ecosystem and Bridget O’Malley start off with a tight lockup, jockeying for positions, O’Malley into the arm bar, Ecosystem with a Greco-Roman thumb to the eye, Eco unloads a couple chops on O’Malley, backing her into the corner as he begins stomping away. Eco backs up, jawing with the crowd as he goes to the opposite corner—running flying clothesline, NOBODY HOME! Bridget goes to the outside and climbs the ropes as Eco is hanging from the second turnbuckle—DOUBLE STOMP! Eco crumples to the ground, Bridget into the cover. 1—2—no! Eco kicks out and promptly rolls out of the ring. Bridget rolls out of the ring to give Eco chase—he begs off as she approaches—and then suddenly drop toeholds her into the steps! The crowd boos as Eco rolls back into the ring, demanding the referee count Bridget out!

Bridget gets in at six to make the count, and Eco immediately begins stomping on her head! There’s a little stain on the mat, and we see that Bridget is bleeding, having been busted open on the stairs. Eco hits the ropes, looking for a running curbstomp—Bridget catches him, SPINEBUSTER, into the cover, Eco kicks out again! Bridget gets up woozy, but seems to be tuning up for a superkick—Bridget charges, Eco catches the leg, spins her around, HEADBUTT! Eco and Bridget have a noggin-knock, both stumble back but Bridget is really busted open; Eco attempts a backfist, Bridget ducks, lifts him from behind, Eco lands on his feet, Bridget hits her own backfist! Eco is really stumbling now, Bridget is emboldening, she swings another backfist—and Eco catches her, DRAGON SLEEPER! Eco has his erstwhile submission locked in, and Bridget is fading from the blood loss . . . the referee lifts the arm, one drop . . . two drops . . . WAIT! Bridget is fighting up . . . but Eco transitions smoothly into an ENDGAME! 1—2—3! Cheaters do prosper.

Winner by pinfall in 8:22 . . . Ecosystem.

JACK BULLET vs. CHRISTIAN CARTER

The camera comes up on Mike Elevenbee as he prepares to announce the next match. A general crowd hum can be heard in the background.

ME: Our next match is scheduled for one fall to a finish with a 15 minute television time limit. Introducing first from Chicago, Illinois, at a weight of 265 pounds, making his return to an OOWF ring, Christian Carter.

“Soulfire” plays as Carter stalks to the ring while scowling at the fans.

Russ: Carter made a big loud, crashing bang as he returned to the OOWF last week by attacking Jack Bullet following the triple threat for the OOWF Intercontinental Title.
Razz: I want to reiterate that Carter did not cost Bullet the title. The match was already over, but Silver Hawk, as Carter likes to call him, couldn’t figure out the difference.

“Fly Like an Eagle” plays and Jack Bullet emerges without Ellsworth or Coat Rack Steven Richards. He slaps hands on his way to the ring.

Russ: Well these two have had a war of words over the past week and this match should be a hotly contested bout.
Razz: I’m calling it right now, Carter won’t be slowed down by the Silver Bullet and Jack will experience a real Fall from Grace.

Bullet circles the outside ring area high fiving fans. Carter drops to the floor behind Bullet. He charges with surprising speed for a man his size. He catches Bullet by the waist and back of the head and throws him into the ring steps. Bullet flips over as he flies, taking the steel stairs into the back. Referee Angelo Barros yells at Carter to get into the ring.

Razz: Hey, ref, I didn’t hear a bell. This is all legal.

Carter picks up Bullet and drapes him across his shoulder. He shouts at the nearby fans to back up. Carter drops Bullet throat first across the railing. Barros yells at Carter again and Christian tells him he better watch himself.

Christian takes Bullet by the waist of his trunks and the back of his head and shovels him into the ring. Carter climbs into the ring and stares down Barros as he checks on Bullet.
Russ: We might not even get a bell here. Jack Bullet might not be able to go on.
Bullet wallows on the mat, grabbing his throat, but shaking his head to signify he wants to compete. Barros goes to call for the bell, but Bullet calls him off from doing it for a moment. Bullet reaches into his tights and pulls out the autographed photo from earlier in the week promos he signed to Carter. Bullet goes to his knees and holds up the photo for Carter to take. The crowd laughs.

Carter scowls, grabs the photo and rips it in half. He throws it at Bullet with a ‘what you going to do about that’ gesture. Jack shrugs and comes up with a low blow. The fans roar.

Razz: That’s illegal. He can’t do that.
Russ: You know, the bell still hasn’t rung yet.
Razz: It doesn’t matter, Mister Clean went dirty. He won’t hit a woman but a punch to the balls, sure, anytime.

Bullet leaps up with a standing dropkick and sends Carter spilling through the ropes to the floor. Bullet jumps to the top rope and comes off with a double axe handle. Christian is down on his knees, but thrusts upward with a chop to the throat. Bullet sputters again and trips away. Christian follows. Barros yells again and threatens to finally ring the bell.
Carter goes over to the time keeper’s table. “This bell,” he bellows. Carter brings the bell down on Jack’s head with a loud, metallic clang. Bullet goes down into a ball on the outside mats. “Ring it now,” Carter screams.

Russ: This is getting out of hand. Christian Carter has busted Jack Bullet open. He’s bleeding like a stuck pig. This match needs to be stopped.
Razz: Again, again, no match has started yet and I don’t know if it can now with the ring bell as bashed as Jack’s skull. He must have a hard head, maybe he’s part Samoan.
Carter pulls the bloody Bullet up. Jack breaks the grip, gets behind Christian and throws him into the ring post shoulder first. Carter winces and turns around. Bullet takes the apron, runs down it and comes off with a seat dropkick to smash the shoulder into the ring post again. Carter turns facing the aisle. Bullet comes off with another double axe handle to the back. They brawl up the aisle way to the entrance ramp.

Barros shakes his head and talks with Elevenbee on the floor. He announces “referee Angelo Barros has declared this match a no contest.”

Russ: I don’t if I’ve ever seen bad blood develop between two wrestlers this fast before.
Razz: They don’t care that their non-match was thrown out. They’re still going at it.
Carter goes to bash Bullet’s head into the back of the entrance stage wall. Jack blocks and pushes Carter into the wall. Christian bounces back and Bullet lays in the chops to the chest. This just makes Carter made and he picks up Jack by the throat with both hands. He slams Jack into the wall. Bullet falls. Christian hooks Bullet by the elbows.
Russ: He’s going for the Fall From Grace on the entrance stage. That’s criminal.

Referees and other backstage personnel appear to break things up. Carter does listen to them. However, the pause allows Bullet to recover some. Carter flips Jack up, but Bullet shakes loose, wraps his legs around Christian’s head and ranas him over to the stage. Bullet stands and the referees and security backs him off. The camera catches his bloody face. He disappears in the back. Carter comes up, shoves those looking to tend to him off and then follows to the back to find Bullet. The scene fades.

MATT FOLZ vs. DEMON SMOKE – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

Demon Smoke comes out to a nice pop. He smiles as he warms up in the ring and awaits his long deserved one on one chance for the Onslaught Championship. The crowd reaction is quite different as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and OOWF Onslaught Champion Matt Folz makes his way down to ringside. Matt looks very confident as he hugs one of the few front row fans on his side: Former OOWF Interviewer Hayden Panettiere. Matt rolls into the ring, hands his Championship to the referee and this one is underway.

Collar and Elbow tie up to start and Matt quickly slips behind and easily takes Smoke down. Matt smirks as both men get back to their feet. Another tie up and Matt again easily takes his opponent down. Matt's smile is even wider until Smoke with hard slap and then another. Smoke with a pair of European Uppecuts that stagger Matt. Smoke grabs Matt and throws him shoulder first into the ring post. Smoke charges and knocks the wind out of Matt with a shoulder block in the corner. He then lifts Folz up in a bear hug, drives him into the corner again, hoists him up and plants him with a sit out powerbomb! He covers and Matt gets his foot on the ropes.

Matt Folz has used his first rope break

Smoke pulls Matt to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a knee to the gut, then takes him over with a tilt-a-whirl suplex, gets to his feet and drops several legs across Folz’s chest and covers again, but once again the champ kicks out at two. Smoke backs up, waits for Matt to start to get to his feet and then charges forward with a lariat and covers for 2. Running Powerslam gets two for Smoke. Smoke tries a German Suplex but Matt elbows out of it and hits one of his own.

Matt takes a second to catch his breath and then the Sultan of the Suplex goes to work. Snap Suplex, Brainbuster, Backdrop Driver and Curt Hennig style neck snap all in a row. Northern Lights Suplex gets 2. Matt shoots Smoke off the ropes and hits a beautiful spinebuster and follows up with a swinging neckbreaker for 2. Fisherman's Suplex gets 2. Matt sets up for an Angle Slam but Smoke slips off his shoulders. Smoke tries a superkick but Matt ducks and locks in the Folzmission. Smoke struggles before Matt can take him fully down to the canvas and makes it to the ropes. Matt keeps the hold on until the referee counts to 4.

Matt Folz has used his first warning

Matt looks pissed now as he breaks the hold then charges forward and nails Smoke with a hard running elbow to the back of the neck. Matt with a belly to belly suplex and he heads to the top and leaps off with a flying headbutt.

Russ: We haven't seen Matt use that move in a long time.

Razz: I think he might be getting a tiny bit frustrated he hasn't put Smoke away yet.

Matt covers. 1....2.......Smoke just rolls his shoulder. Matt punches the canvas in frustration and then picks Smoke up. Matt pays homage to his sister in law by hitting Smoke with an Aussie Attack. He covers and Smoke kicks out one onethousandth of an inch away from 3. Matt whips Smoke into the corner and charges forward. Matt tries a Mafia Kick but Smoke gets out of the way and Matt hits his ankle on the ring post.

Razz: That's the type of mistake you almost NEVER see Matt make.

Russ: And it could be a very costly one, you can tell he's in a lot of pain.

Matt tries to limp to his feet but Smoke sees the injury and chop blocks Matt's ankle. Smoke goes to work, focusing his attack exclusively on Matt's ankle now. Smoke slams Matt's ankle down on the canvas and then puts him in an anklelock. Matt's face clearly shows the pain he's in as he struggles and tries to make the ropes, but Smoke has it locked in perfectly in the center of the ring. The referee is on the mat asking Matt if he wants to quit when we hear the bell ring. The referee goes over and talks to Ring Announcer Mike Elevenbee.

ME: Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has informed me that the 15 minute time limit for this match has expired. Therefore this match has officially been declared a draw.

Official Decision: Time Limit Draw (15:00) Matt Folz retains his Onslaught Championship

Matt limps to his feet and grabs his Championship as he begins to very unsteadily limp to the back.

TEXPRESS vs. BEER MONEY – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

Fade back in and the competitors are already in the ring

Ring Announcer Mike Elevenbee: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall.....
Crowd: One Fall!
Elevenbee: ... and is for the OOWF World Tag Team Championship. Introducing first, the challengers. Wrestling out of London, Ontario & Westfield, new Jersey. They weighed in tonight at 445 pounds. Skurge... SYB..... Beeeeeeeer Moneeeeeeeey!

The crowd boos them enthusiastically

Elevenbee: And their opponents. The reigning OOWF World Tag Team Champions, from San Antonio, Texas. They weighed in tonight at a combined 555 ponds. "Insane" Zane Myers and "Cowboy" Chad Madison, the Teeeeeeeeeeeeexpress!

The crowd pops. Refereee Junior Hale gives some quick instructions, takes the belts and calls for the bell!

Zane and Skurge circle and lock up. Zane takes the advantage and backs Skurge to the ropes. Clean break, and they circle again. Skurge sidesteps a lockup and circles behind Zane, grabbing a waistlock. Zane blocks a suplex attempt and elbows free. He spins and grabs the stunned Skurge - T-bone suplex. Skurge rolls to a sitting position, and Zane delivers a hard kick to the back. He drags Skurge up into a front facelock, and drops to one knee, driving Skurge’s face into his knee. He pulls him up and snaps him over with a suplex, floating over and making the tag to Chad. Zane lifts Skurge up as Chad goes to the ropes. Hart Attack clothesline connects. Chad rolls to his feet and hits the ropes. He hits a high leaping elbow drop and makes the cover, but Skurge kicks out at two.

Chad drags Skurge to his feet and shoves him into a neutral corner. He hits a series of chops and sends him across the ring. Skurge ducks his head and flips over the turnbuckles, landing on the apron. Chad, sprinting in behind him, grabs the ropes to stop his momentum before he hits the corner. As he stops, Skurge nails him with a kick to the face. Chad staggers back, and Skurge springs off the top rope into flying clothesline. He rolls to his feet and dives for his corner, making the tag. SYB vaults over the ropes and grabs Chad as he gets up, slinging him into the Beer Money corner. Skurge buries a knee in Chad’s stomach and holds him in place as SYB sprints across the ring, steps up on his back, and drives a knee into Chad’s head. Chad stumbles forward and SYB plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex. SYB to the top rope - Moonsault! He covers, but Chad rolls a shoulder just before three.

SYB hauls Chad to his feet and sends him into the BM corner. Tag to Skurge, and Beer Money hit a tandem belly-to-back suplex. SYB rolls under the ropes to the apron and Skurge tags him back in. Skurge drops a leg across Chad’s throat and rolls away as SYB leaps off the top and drills Chad with a flying leg drop to the same spot. SYB covers, but Zane is in and breaks it up at two. Skurge takes a wild swing, but Zane ducks it and hits him with and atomic drop. He bounces off the ropes and levels Skurge with a clothesline, but gets eats a brutal super kick from SYB. Both Skurge and Zane roll out to the floor, and SYB turns back to Chad. He hauls Chad to his feet and scoops him up, and then drops him into place and hits an inverted DDT. He covers, and Hale counts One…Two…Thr-Chad Kicks out! SYB pulls Chad up and stuns him with a European uppercut, He comes off the ropes with a clothesline but Chad ducks it. SYB turns around and Chad mule kicks him in the gut. Chad reaches back and hooks SYB for a stunner, but SYB shoves him off. Chad springs off the second rope and takes SYB down with a moonsault. Chad dives for his corner.

Zane storms across the ring and levels SYB with a clothesline as he gets up. He continues on and slams into Skurge, who has ducked into the ring. Zane scoops Skurge up and tosses him at SYB, who manages to catch him and set him on his feet - just in time for both men to be leveled by a double clothesline from Zane! Zane lifts SYB for a vertical suplex and holds him in the air. Skurge tries to sweep his legs, but Zane leaps over it while holding the suplex! He turns and drops SYB face-first on his partner. Zane slings SYB into the Texpress’ corner, and then pitches Skurge over the top rope. Skurge hooks the ropes on the way over and manages to land on the apron. Zane turns as SYB staggers out of the corner and KILLS him with a spear. He covers, but Skurge springs off the top rope into an elbow to break it up. Zane gets to his feet. Skurge clotheslines Zane over the ropes. SYB nails Chad with a Shining Wizard! Skurge points SYB to the turnbuckles and lifts Chad in position for the Superplex. Beer Money DROPS A DEUCE! SYB covers, hooks the leg One….. Two….. and the referee stops the count! The bell rings!

Russ: What is going on?
Razz: I think we have new champs!
Russ: Was that three? I thought he stopped short.
Razz: But the bell rang! What else could it be?

Zane rolls back inside and clears Beer Money from Chad. Skurge and SYB hit the floor and celebrate their apparent win. Dorothy has snatched the belts from the announce table and hands them to her charges. SYB snatches the Giant Cheque from the ringside and clutches it tight. Referee Junior Hale is talking to Mike Elevenbee at the timekeeper’s table.

Razz: This is insane! Beer Money thinks they’ve won the titles!
Russ: I think they did Russ! We got new champs!
Russ: The referee is conferring with the timekeeper. Maybe he can tell us what is going on!

Elevenbee grabs the house mic and makes the announcement.

Elevenbee: Ladies and Gentlemen, The referee stopped the count at 2 when he realized that Chad Madison was NOT the legal man in the match. Therefore, the pin attempt was invalid. As he was waving off the count, the 20 minute time limit for this match expired. As a result, Texpress retains the World Tag Team Championships and this match is officially ruled .....a draw!

Official Decision (20:00) Time Limit Draw.

The crowd expresses its displeasure at the announcement and boos the heck out of Hale as he walks up the ramp to the stage.

Russ: Folks, as you watch the replay, you will see in fact, Zane Myers tagged himself in right THERE before things got out of hand there at the end.
Razz: I don’t know, I still think Beer Money got screwed there.
Russ: I’m sure we haven’t heard the end of this for sure. But for now, Texpress retains the titles.

MAI MUYO vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Back and forth match for almost fifteen minutes. The whole time a heavily bandaged Jack Bullet is on commentary. The end comes when Mai blocks a superplex attempt, lifts Zed and drops him face first to the mat, then follows that up with a WARRIOR STOMP! Mai covers, but Zed manages to get his foot on the bottom rope. Mai pulls Zed up and traps him in a CROSS ARM BREAKER! She drops to the mat and Zed is in a world of trouble! Zed manages to work around and get his feet underneath him and after putting his feet on the bottom rope, he gets leverage for the one, two, thr…….NO! Bullet runs over and knocks his feet off the rope, Mai rolls him back over and cinches the hold in tight, Zed has no choice but to tap!
WINNER in 20:11

STANK vs. MAC FLASHER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

The bell rings as Mac Flasher dives into Stank, stumbling the champion but not gaining much ground. Mac tries again, only for Stank to catch the Pittsburgher in mid-air and deliver a Samoan Drop that gets 1 from Davis Hightower. Mac rolls out of the ring as Stank taunts any and all members of the Flash Mob in the arena. Mac slowly rolls back in and is stomped flat by Stank, who drags Mac to the middle of the ring. A jumping elbow drop gets nothing but canvas as Mac kips up and hits Stank with a series of elbow drops.

A pin attempt gets Mac tossed away before Hightower can strike the mat once. Mac keeps the offense flowing with a knee across Stank’s face and a forearm drop across his throat. Stank, while gasping for air, halts Mac’s pin attempt with a rake of the eyes. That act draws protest from Stank as Mac checks to make certain that he still has two functioning eyes.

Razz: “If anything, Stank has a case here. That forearm was an illegal shot to the throat.”
Russ: “It’s not who did wrong, it’s who was caught. In this case, Stank got caught.”
Razz: “No. It was Stank’s reputation that got him caught.”

Mac fires away with strikes at Stank’s legs, dropping the champ to a knee before a low-flying cross-body gets Mac caught again in mid-air. Stank powers to a vertical base and falls forward, driving Mac to the mat with Stank’s weight on top. That gets 2. Stank returns the favor with a forearm to the throat. Hightower begins to admonish Stank, only to get a glare that stops Hightower in mid-thought. Stank latches on a chinlock to a seated Mac, leaning his frame into the downed challenger. Mac starts to fade in the quasi-sleeper, drawing an arm check from Hightower. Mac’s arm stays up as he tries to break out, only for Stank to pull him back into a seated position with extra pressure on the chinlock.

Russ: “Those big arms of Stank must feel like pythons wrapping around Mac’s neck.”
Razz: “Partner, it’s no fun to have arms of Mac’s size around your neck. For a man Stank’s size, it’s torture.”

Stank cranks the pressure as Mac tries to will the crowd behind him. Mac pulls himself to a knee and then to his feet as an elbow to the gut loosens the grip. A second elbow breaks the hold as an energized Mac bounds off the ropes and right into a lariat from Stank. As Mac counts the ceiling lights, Stank reaches down and pulls Mac upright. A standing lariat whiffs as Mac ducks and runs the ropes with a dropkick right to Stank’s knee. The big man is down as Mac starts to work the injured limb with quick kicks and an occasional elbow drop. With all of his might, Mac pulls Stank up into a stretch muffler that draws a pained expression from Stank as Hightower checks on a submission. Eventually Mac cannot hold the weight and collapses with Stank gripping his knee and Mac rolling away to avoid an inadvertent pin. Stank is first to his feet, but wobbly when putting any weight on the injured leg. Stank grabs Mac by the hair and hoists him up in position for a Stank Bomb, getting one of the three before falling to the ground in pain. Mac tries a quick cover and gets 2 before getting shoved off.

Like a bulldog, Mac tries to attack the injured knee but is routinely shoved away by Stank. Mac stands Stank up and hits a vertical suplex – to his surprise – that gets 2. More Mac offense follows as Stank’s leg is as stable as boiled spaghetti. That proves to be be his saving grace as a diving clothesline from the top barely grazes Stank as his leg gives out.

Razz: “If Mac were to ever become a submission fighter, it may benefit him tonight.”
Russ: “He had a stretch muffler on him for about 45 seconds.”
Razz: “And it didn’t get a submission. He’s not a submission fighter.”

Mac stands Stank against the ropes and delivers a clothesline that sends both men to the outside. Stank stands first and – with a rush of adrenaline – charges Mac and drives him into the apron. Mac squirms in pain as Stank opts to use the edge of the ring as a cheese-grater-like device on Mac’s forehead, drawing a trickle of blood as Hightower’s count reaches 4.

Mac stands upright and begins slugging it out with Stank as the count goes higher. A forearm shiver moves Stank back where Mac delivers a spear to the wounded leg against the steel steps. With Stank clutching his knee, Mac tries to drag him into the ring, getting him on the apron. Needing the extra leverage, Mac steps inside before 10 but Stank’s grip on the bottom rope cannot be broken as Hightower counts 10 and calls for the bell.

Your winner (countout, 14:00), Mac Flasher!

Mac sighs in disappointment while half-heartedly celebrating the announcement as Stank refuses medical help, opting to limp to the back with his championship in hand.

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#841)
Live! From Frankfort, Kentucky
January 17, 2018

SIZZLECHEST vs. PHIL

While Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox stands in the ring, he begins to pace furiously as an opponent has yet to be announced to anyone. Shizuru-Mune grabs the microphone from ring announcer Mike Elevenbee and begins a diatribe.

Shizuru-Mune: “SIZZLECHEST WANT MATCH. SIZZLECHEST HAS MANY FANS. SIZZLECHEST IS GREAT CHAMPION”

A tune familiar to old OOWF fans breaks up Shizuru-Mune’s rant as PHIL! emerges from the back. Shizuru-Mune has no idea what to make of PHIL! as he glad-hands a few loyal fans along the aisle. Once in the ring, PHIL! stares at Shizuru-Mune, who looks to “Junior” Hale for guidance. Hale explains that PHIL! is Shizuru-Mune’s opponent and calls for the bell.

Shizuru-Mune eyes up PHIL! before dropping out of the ring and walking out. As he backs up the aisle, he unknowing bumps into “Dynamite” Danny Taylor, who glares at Shizuru-Mune while pointing to the ring. Shizuru-Mune protests, but Danny’s index finger stays directed toward the ring. Finally Shizuru-Mune listens and rolls back in the ring where PHIL! puts Shizuru-Mune into a Peterson Roll combo and gets a quick 3 from Hale.

Your winner (pinfall, 1:16), PHIL!

Shizuru-Mune is apoplectic toward Danny while PHIL! celebrates the win with anyone who remembers him. Danny nods and grins at Shizuru-Mune, who fails to see the humor in the situation.

ZANE vs. SYB

“Juliette” plays and SYB enters. “God Blessed Texas” plays at Zane Myers enters as well. The two lock up and put on a clinic, but not exactly a wrestling clinic. More a clinic of SYB playing ‘stay away’ and Zane playing ‘getting frustrated at these antics.’ These two veterans know the game well, and eventually Zane corners SYB and forces him to wrestle the darn match. Despite the shenanigans, SYB holds his own, even when Zane has him in the Torture Rack. Zane transitions into a border toss and makes a quick pin that SYB kicks out of. SYB gives himself some room with an eye rake while the ref’s back is turned looking at the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth who has sauntered her way down the ramp. While Zane is trying to recover, SYB delivers some…let’s say effective chops and starts to wind up for the Jersey Turnpike BUT the referee sees it and intervenes. SYB starts to plead his innocence, but Zane recovers from the eye rake and spins SYB around into a Delayed Vertical Suplex. He collects SYB and follows up with a Gordbuster.

Russ: Razz! Do you know what this is?
Razz: We haven’t seen this for a while!

Myers picks up SYB and hits a Slingshot Suplex.

Russ/Razz: SUPLEX SCHOOL~!

After the last move, Zane makes a pin and one, two, NO! Somehow SYB rolls his shoulder! Zane gets to his feet and says something to the referee, while his back is turned, SYB grabs him from behind and rolls him up, the referee doesn’t see the handful of tights, one……..two……THREE! WHAT AN UPSET!
WINNER in 3:52 – SYB

SYB rolls out of the ring and collapses to the floor before scurrying up the ramp to the back. Inside the ring, Zane is on his knees in disbelief.

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. MAC FLASHER & BRIDGET O’MALLEY

As Davis Hightower calls for the bell, Mac Flasher and Bridget O’Malley shake hands with Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane in the middle of the ring. Mac and Justin start for their respective teams as Mac uses his height and weight advantage to fluster Justin. Mac begins to pound away on Justin with clubbing forearms, dropping him to a knee in his team’s corner, allowing Mac to tag Bridget in. Bridget misses on a shoulder block attempt, giving Justin a chance at a high-risk headlock into the corner that results in Bridget getting woozy and Justin tumbling out of the ring and into Drunkey and Drunkette’s hitching post. Bill checks on his partner as Mac does the same with Bridget ready to fight first. Bill aids Justin to the Banned From Everywhere corner, where Bill smartly tags himself in to face Bridget.

The two tease lock-ups with Bridget trying to take Bill down with a legsweep, to no avail as Bill stands his ground. Bridget peppers Bill with a few hamstring kicks, dropping him to a knee in place for a running knee strike that gets cut off when Bill catches Bridget and hits a Samoan Drop while still on one knee. Bridget gasps for her air while rolling to Mac, who reaches down to tag himself in. Bill and Mac exchange chops and punches, each with a smile on their face out of respect for neither flinching, despite a few stiff shots from both men. Mac tries to take Bill off his feet with a standing shoulder tackle, but to no avail. Bill tries the same, but Mac sidesteps Bill as he runs himself tired on the ropes as Mac waits patiently. Will Bill trying to get some air, Mac attempts a schoolboy and gets 2 before Bill sends Mac flying on a kickout.

Mac scrambles to his feet, where he’ll receive a boot from Bill to put him back on the mat. A jumping elbow gets 1 as Bill starts to work Mac over with a few punishing blows and a leaning side headlock. As Mac tries to rally, Bill cranks on Mac’s neck to wear on the Pennsylvanian. Bill tags in Justin, who looks at the downed Mac before setting up for a Shooting Spark Press that gets 1.5. Justin then uses Mac as his personal landing spot as he tries a standing 450 leg drop that gets 2. The Moment of Clarity gets 2 as well, but with Bridget making the save. As Bridget and Justin exchange words, Mac rolls away and is ready to greet Justin with a palm strike that staggers the Marylander into the corner. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley (Ho Train) and a Duquesne Incline gets 2 as Bill makes his own save. This draws Bridget into the mix as she cuts Bill off with a dropkick and a ground-and-pound assault. As Hightower and Mac are trying to pull Bridget away from Bill, Justin – with an tremblingly excited expression – shouts DUUUUUUUVVALLLLLLLLLL!

The lights go out as Russ can be heard shouting “DID JUSTIN FORGET HOW TO DOUUUUUUUGGGGGGHAWWWWWKKKKK?” before a Windows 95 start-up sound slices through the clanging of what sounds like every pot and pan in Indianapolis. The lights come back on to see Bridget and Mac struggling to pull Jacksonville Jaguars jerseys off of their heads as Bill and Justin hit stereo rollups. Hightower counts Justin’s pin on Mac, but he allows Bill’s pin on Bridget as well.

Your winners (pinfall, 9:47), Banned From Everywhere.

Russ: “I get it! Duval County! Home of the Jaguars, who beat Mac and Bridget’s Steelers on Sunday.”
Razz: “A little salt in the wound, I’m sure, but it helped Banned From Everywhere score a pretty big upset.”

Bill and Justin help Mac and Bridget out of their jersey entanglements. Albeit with a bit of anger in his eyes, Mac can’t help but to laugh at the absurdity of the whole thing and pat Justin on the shoulder while Bridget and Bill shake hands before the feed cuts away to an announcement for upcoming PHWF house shows.

THE DARLINGS vs. THE CIRCLE

The Circle comes out first in all manner of ominous smoke and darkness. They loom their way to the ring without much fan noise, but never losing their attention. The announcers opine that The Circle will be the default fan favorites tonight, given their opponents.

The Darlings are out next, and almost as if to prove the point, Alexander and Alexis attack their opponents from last week before the bell! Alexis clobbers Ghosthead from behind, sending the larger man flying through the ropes and to the floor. Alex and Shannon start trading blows in the ring, Shannon reacting fast enough to defend herself. Alexis hurls Tommy into the steps, but he catches himself, lands on them, and launches himself in a blind moonsault, landing on his feet behind Alexis and dropping her with a stiff backfist.

Back in the ring, the referee called for the bell. Alex German Suplexes Shannon and bridges for a 2 count, as Shannon throws her shoulder up. He rolls through and tries a second German, but she blocks it and grapevines his knee. She leans back and tags Ghosthead, already settled into his corner, and he springs in with a Double Foot Stomp to Alex's chest—good for a nearly-two, but not much more. Ghosthead takes advantage of knocking the wind out of Alexander with a flurry of knockdowns—Alexander reverses one into a hammerlock, Dragon Sleeper attempt, reverse by Ghosthead, DDT! Ghosthead hurries up to the top rope, maybe looking for a Spectre’s Fall, but Alexis knocks his foot off the padding. Ghosthead gets crotched, Alex kips up, runs up, and hits an Overhead Release Belly to Belly Suplex to Ghosthead! Good grief!

Alexander slowly rolls himself up and tags Alexis in. She wastes no time in peppering Ghosthead with kicks and knee strikes, then pulls him up for a Bitch Killer. As he’s flailing and Alexis stumbles, Shannon gets the blind tag! Alexis spins Ghosthead around and PLANTS HIM, she covers, no count, Shannon is on the top—

--but Alexander saw the plan coming and crotches Shannon on the top rope! Alexander springboards onto the top rope, and KICKS SHANNON DEAD IN THE FACE! Shannon goes limp on the top, Alexis grabs Shannon off before Ghosthead can get himself back up, and executes her version of the DARLING DRIVER! Alexander leaps in to keep Ghosthead down with a front facelock as the referee counts: 1—2—3!

WINNERS: (7:32, pinfall) The Darling Twins!

CHAD MADISON vs. SKURGE

Juliette Plays and The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth leads Skurge and SYB to the stage. SYB is still carrying the Giant Million Dollar Check, while Skurge has his goalie stick over his shoulders. They do their "Beer" "More beer" schtick and head to the ring. Moments later, Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy cranks up and Zane Myers and Chad Madison come to the stage, White hats & World Tag Team Title Belts worn proudly. Chad skips down the ramp, bouncing back and forth between pretty girls, while Zane sticks to one side for some high fives.

They hit the ring and immediately STB is up in Chad's face jawing away. Skurge and TLATDM try to pry him away. He shoves Chad, who shoves back, and we get some extra-curriculars between the foes. SYB snatches Chad's hat and flings it to the ground for a stomp. Skurge swings the goalie stick at Zane and Referee Junior Hale snatches it away. He orders Zane, SYB and Dorothy to the back and makes them take the potential weapon with them. Beer Money objects, but Backstage Security is out to escort everyone out. Zane leaves quietly and the bell sounds!

Chad ducks a lockup and throws a back elbow, but Skurge turns and catches it. He spins Chad around and slams a forearm into his face. Skurge sends Chad hard into the corner and charges, but Chad darts out of the way. Skurge slams into the turnbuckles, and Chad connects with several kicks to the kidneys. Chad spins Skurge around and mounts the turnbuckles. He starts the count-along, but only gets three punches in before Skurge throws him off. Chad lands rolling and gets right back to his feet. He launches himself at Skurge, but runs into a big boot. Skurge steps over Chad and drags him to his feet in a two-handed choke. Skurge delivers a Suplex, followed up by a big leg drop. He tosses Chad into the ropes and catches him with a Belly to Belly Suplex. He covers, but Chad kicks out at two.

Chad rolls under the ropes to the apron and pulls himself to his feet. Skurge grabs for him, but Chad drives a shoulder into his midsection. Chad hits a sunset flip, and also gets a two count. Both men roll to their feet, and Skurge blasts Chad with a forearm, then scoops him up and slams him to the mat. Skurge sits Chad up and drives repeated knees into his back, then grabs his arms and tries to break him in half. Chad struggles to his feet, and Skurge spins him around and drives an elbow into his face. Skurge looks for the Executioner, but Chad blocks it. Skurge sends Chad to the ropes, but Chad ducks a clothesline and comes back with a shotgun dropkick. He covers, but Skurge powers out at one.

Chad rolls to his feet and hits Skurge with a running knee as he starts to get up. Chad presses his attack with kicks and then chops, but Skurge regains his feet despite the onslaught. Skurge shoves Chad away, but Chad snaps off a dropkick that stuns the big man. Chad shoves Skurge against the ropes and tries an Irish whip, but Skurge reverses. Chad hits the opposite ropes and connects with the Sling Blade! Chad springs off the middle rope and hits a diving leg drop. He covers, but Skurge kicks out just before the three. Chad rolls to his feet and waits for Skurge to get up. He charges - and hits another Sling Blade! Chad scales the ropes as Skurge gets to his feet. Chad leaps for the lariat - but Skurge snags him out of the air and power slams him to the mat! Skurge covers, but Chad rolls a shoulder just in time!

Skurge drags Chad to his feet and slams him into the corner. He connects with repeated shots to the ribs, then sends him across the ring. Skurge crushes Chad in the corner with a clothesline, and then tosses him to the mat. Skurge drops a knee to the chest, then climbs to the second rope and leaps - but Chad rolls out of the way of an elbow! Chad pulls himself to his feet and waits for Skurge to get up. He connects with a dropkick, and Skurge is knocked back into the corner. Chad goes to the opposite corner and charges - Stinger Splash! Chad grabs Skurge as he bounces off and sends him across the ring. He charges in for another splash, but Skurge steps forward and tries to catch him with a Black Hole Slam. Chad goes with the momentum, however, and reverses into a Tornado DDT.

Both men are down and the referee starts a count, reaching five before they stir. Skurge makes it up first and grabs Chad, but eats a European uppercut. Chad hits a second one, and then knocks him down with a standing dropkick. Chad hauls Skurge to his feet and tries an Irish whip, but Skurge pulls him back into a knee to the stomach. Skurge hits a Pumphandle Slam and drops a big elbow. Skurge lifts Chad for the Zamboni (Death Valley) Driver, but Chad goes up and over, dropping behind him and landing on his feet. He runs Skurge into the ropes and rolls him up. The referee slides into position and counts One...Two...Skurge kicks out and scrambles to his feet. He turns around to find Chad… SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Chad collapses on top One… Two… Three!

Your Winner (Pinfall; 11:45) Chad Madison!

MATT FOLZ vs. FIREWOMAN vs. DEMON SMOKE – OOWF Onslaught Championship Triple Threat Match

All 3 competitors are introduced to various crowd reactions. As soon as the referee calls for the bell, Fire explodes and nails Smoke with a lariat. She drives Smoke into the corner and unloads on him as Matt watches with a smirk.

Fire: Chop "That's" chop "what" chop "you" chop "get" chop "for" chop "being" chop "a" chop "stupid" chop "Vikings" chop "Fan"

Matt gently moves Fire away to get his own shots in, burying a knee in Smoke's gut and taking him out of the corner with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Matt and Fire shoot Smoke off the ropes and take him down with a double back elbow. Matt drops Smoke throat first across the top rope and a double drop kick sends him to the floor. Fire starts to leave the ring to follow him, Matt nods.....and then elbows Fire in the back of the head and takes her back into the ring with a backdrop driver.

Matt with a bridging German Suplex for 2. Matt in succession with a brainbuster, a snap suplex and a swinging neckbreaker. He sets up for the Angle Slam, but Fire rakes his eyes to escape. Fire and Matt start brawling near the ropes when Smoke pulls Matt out of the ring and whips him hard into the guard rail. Fire tries a superkick as Smoke gets back in the ring, but Smoke ducks and nails Fire with a clothesline. Smoke with an Enziguri and heads to the top rope and hits a big elbow. Smoke with a powerbomb and he covers 1...2....broken up by a returning Matt. Matt with a release German Suplex on Smoke and then a Shining Wizard. Matt with an Angle Slam on Smoke. 1...2...Broken up by Fire. Fire with a DDT and then she whips Matt into the corner. When Matt staggers back Fire hits a Codebreaker. Smoke is back to his feet but Fire sees him coming and hits a superkick. Fire with a Firestomp on Smoke and she climbs to the top rope. Best Firesault Ever connects and Fire covers. 1...2...Matt breaks it up. Matt with a La Magistral cradle and he holds Fire down for just barely 3.

WINNER(Pinfall, 7:34) and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion Matt Folz

MAI MUYO vs. ZED vs. JACK BULLET – OOWF Intercontinental Title Triple Threat Match

The former champion, Jack Bullet, comes out first to a raucous pop. Whatever the outcome of the prior week, the fans have made clear that Jack Bullet is their champion. As Bullet climbs to the top rope and looks across the crowd, the fans spontaneously start a “We’re All Winners” chant.

The dastardly Zed is out next, with the boos raining down as BRICK~! walks behind him, rubbing his shoulders, assuring Zed “They’re saying BOO-URNS” until Zed shoves him off and enters the ring, going nose-to-nose with Jack Bullet. Finally, the (somewhat accidental) Intercontinental Champion Mai Muyo comes out, with the full pink fireworks she keeps for her championship reigns, with the championship held high. The fans give her a good ovation despite Zed’s involvement in her victory—but the cheers turn to boos as Zed CHEAPSHOTS Jack from behind!

Zed is stomping away on the head of Jack Bullet as Mai Muyo charges into the ring—Mai leaps on Zed with a Lou Thesz press, and begins pounding away on the ground! Zed kicks Mai off, gets up, and drops her on the rebound with a hard forearm—but now Jack Bullet jumps up on Zed with a rear naked choke! The two fall backwards, and begin to roll out of the ring together, brawling outside.

The two are battling out by the announcers’ table—Bullet sends Zed stumbling with a stiff forearm, Zed stumbles but kicks Bullet hard in the shin before slamming his head on the desk. Suddenly, Mai Muyo is flying out of the ring, with a tope suicida onto Zed! Mai Muyo picks Zed up, and slams him Falcon Arrow style onto the announcers’ table chest-first! Bullet gets up from his woozy stance and grabs Mai into a side headlock, spins around, takeover, snap suplex on the floor! Bullet rolls the champion back into the ring and follows behind.

Bullet pulls Mai back in, and hits her with her own bridging German suplex! Mai rolls her shoulder out at two, but Bullet rolls her over again—another Germ—no! Mai is elbowing her way out, STUNNER break! Bullet goes down to the Stunner, and Mai Muyo climbs up to the top rope—but now Zed is back up and pulls her down by her leg, crotching her on the top rope! Not as bad a landing as it would be for a guy, but it doesn’t look fun. Zed climbs through the ropes and lines up Jack Bullet for the RISE UP—Zed charges, Jack catches the boot, spins him around, pulls him in, belly-to-belly suplex! Zed goes rolling into the corner of the ring . . . but oddly, BRICK~! is nowhere near him, but over by the ring announcer? Mai Muyo gets back up gingerly—Mai leaps up off the ropes for a hurricarana, Jack Bullet catches her, WILL HE POWERBOMB MAI MUYO—

No! Mai Muyo leaps off the back before the buckle bomb can be accomplished! Bullet spins around, Mai swings with a superkick—Bullet does the same move he did to Zed, spins, pulls in, sends Mai FLYING into the turnbuckles! Mai lands UGLY, and the referee quickly moves to check on her . . .

. . . as she does, BRICK~! tosses the Intercontinental Championship to Zed! BRICK~! snuck the championship away! Zed swings and NAILS Jack right between the eyes! Zed tosses away the belt, and lines a slowly rising, busted open Jack Bullet up for the RISE UP—and Mai suddenly pushes the referee away, SUPERKICK to Zed! Zed rolls out of the ring with the force! Mai spins around, SUPERKICK to the woozy Bullet! Mai never saw the other shot, as she goes into the cover: 1. . . 2 . . . 3!

Your winner . . . and STILL Intercontinental Champion (pinfall, 8:45) . . . Mai Muyo!

The fans are giving a mixed murmuring reaction to the announcement, which Mai notices after her brief moment of elation—and then she sees that her championship is sitting in the corner of the ring. She looks down at Jack, puts two and two together as she begins to curse out BRICK~!, who is helping Zed up outside. Mai grabs her championship, helps Jack up to cheers, but then looks down at her championship and back to him . . . and just abruptly leaves the ring without comment.

Jack remains in the ring for a moment clearing the cobwebs, the fans are cheering for him. He raises his arm to acknowledge the cheers and the crowd roars. Behind him, someone in a hoodie (how does this guy keep getting into the arena?) hops the railing and grabs a chair and slides into the ring, he spins Bullet around and PASTES him with a chair shot right between the eyes! Bullet goes down in a HEAP! What the hell is going on? The man pulls him up and hits an OMEGA DRIVER! Bullet is OUT! Who the hell…….the hooded man gets to his feet and slowly pulls back the hood…….it’s CHRISTIAN CARTER! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE! Carter looks down at Bullet and sneers, then leaves the ring and heads back through the crowd as security and EMT’s hit the ring.

STANK vs. ECOSYSTEM – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

The camera comes up on Mike Elevenbee as he prepares to announce the next match. A general crowd hum can be heard in the background.

ME: Tonight’s main event is scheduled for one fall to a finish with television time remaining. It is for the OOWF World Title. Entering first, the challenger, from Nagoya, Japan, at a weight of 245 pounds; Ecosystem.

Ecosystem walks to the ring, jawing at fans. He wears the DDT Heavy Metal Ironperson Championship belt. He gets into the face of one little boy in the front row. He appears to be about 10-years-old. Eco drags him over the guardrail, pins him for a three count and puts him back over the guardrail to his parents.

ME: And his opponent, at a weight of 334 pounds from Hotlanta, Georgia, the OOWF World Champion, Stank.

As soon as Stank’s music hits and he starts to enter, Eco grabs the microphone and demands the music be cut off.

Eco: Cut the music! I was not announced as the DDT Ironperson Heavy Metal Champion and I demand to be introduced as such.

The fans boo at that. Stank takes the apron, steps over the top rope, walks over to Eco and gives him a big boot. Referee Davis Hightower calls for the bell.

Russ: Stank isn’t wasting anytime with the former World Champion, who seems more obsessed these days with being the Ironperson Heavy Metal Champion, or whatever that belt is called these days.
Razz: It’s always about who is wearing the title belt. Eco is wanting to give prestige back to the Heavy Metal strap and he will. Soon Stank will be gunning for that title over the world belt.

Stank leans deeply back into the ropes and comes off with an elbow drop to Eco’s chest. He stands, drops another, and covers for two. Stank pulls Eco up by the wrist and throws him into the ropes. Eco ducks under a clothesline try. Eco comes off the opposite ropes, Stank turns around as Eco goes for a flying crossbody. Stank catches Eco, hits the old Scott Hall barrel roll slam and floats over for a cover. It gets two. Eco rolls to the floor.

Stank goes over the ropes and to the floor, stalking behind Eco. Stank raises his arms high for a double axe handle. Eco spins around, catches Stank by the back and throws him into the ring post to smack his left shoulder. Stank lays slumped against the post and grimaces in pain. Eco leaps up to the apron and uses the high ground to stomp on the back of Stank’s shoulder. Hightower warns him. Eco backs off and puts his hands up in the air, then he suddenly grabs the top rope for leverage and comes down with one final, massive stomp.

Razz: That’s shades of the old world champion. Eco is calm, cool and calculating.
Russ: Yes, he’s obviously a stable genius and always has been. Just ask the buffet of food he’s got title victories over the past week alone.
Razz: Hey, the match with the popcorn shrimp was an easy four stars.

Eco gets back into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Stank rolls back into the ring and stands, still wincing from the pain in his shoulder. This causes Eco to surprise him with a missile dropkick to the bad shoulder. Stank goes down and Eco scrambles for the pin. Stank lifts him off with his massive good arm at two. Eco argues the count.

Russ: Eco isn’t use to a non-automatic three count these days.
Razz: Again, popcorn shrimp, even Meltzer liked it.

Stank tries to stand and Eco comes swinging around with a windmill kick to the bad shoulder. It stuns Stank long enough for Eco to recover and get an armbar. Stank stands and Eco can’t hold on as he’s giving up so much of a height advantage. Stank reaches out with his good arm and takes Eco by the throat. He marches him into the far corner. He lets go, brings his arm back and slaps a hand across Eco’s chest with a thunderous slap. Eco holds his chest and stumbles out of the corner.

Stank catches him from behind by the head and tucks him underneath his arm for an inverted DDT. He leans across Eco for a two count. Stank pulls Eco up as he stands and flips him around. Eco hangs off the front of Stank, who takes a few steps forward and nails the Oklahoma Slam. He covers for two as Eco gets his foot on the nearby bottom rope. Stank pulls Eco to the center of the ring and covers again, but he kicks out. Stank goes up to his knees, still favoring his left shoulder.

Russ: Eco is hanging tough and one has to question how much the bad shoulder is holding him back. This match might be over by now if he had 100 percent power.

Stank pulls Eco up by the head. Eco shakes him off, backs up a step and hits a beautiful standing dropkick to the bad shoulder. Stank falls back into the ropes, which loop around each other and traps him in. Eco points and laughs and the crowd jeers.

Razz: This a bad place for any big man, but especially one with a known weak spot.

Hightower tries to free Stank, but Eco shoves him off and starts pounding on the bad shoulder. Hightower gets between them, but Eco pushes him back again and works on the shoulder. Hightower gets the right arm free. Stank uses it push Eco off and stand. This allows him to free the left arm, which is now hanging limp at his side.

Russ: Usually when you’re giving up so much in weight and height, you want to take the legs out from under your opponent, but Eco is going after that left shoulder fiercely.
Razz: Pick a body part and rip it to shreds, that’s just old school wrestling strategy right there.

Eco runs up the ropes and springs off the second turnbuckle with a Superman punch to the left shoulder. Stank goes down to one knee. Eco follows with an enzuigiri to the shoulder. Stank goes down. Eco runs to the top rope.

Russ: Could this be the Savior Splash? If Eco hits it, we could have a new world champion.
Eco comes flipping off and hits nothing but canvas as Stank rolls out of the way. Eco bounces high into the air.

Russ: High risk doesn’t pay off for Eco and now he’ll really pay for it.

Eco comes up and Stank catches him around the waist with the good arm for a belly to belly suplex.

Russ: Look at the power of the champ. He only needs one arm to kick Eco’s ass.

Eco bounces up again and falls into the near corner. Stank follows with a corner splash. He steps out and Eco does a Flair Flop onto his face in the middle of the ring. Stank leans deep into the ropes again and comes off with a running leg drop. He covers for one…two…thr…

Razz: Shoulder up! This match isn’t over yet. Eco can smell blood in the water.
Russ: Yeah, but it’s his blood.

Stank shrugs as he stands. He goes into the ropes again, leaps and comes crashing down onto Eco’s chest with the Stankonia 2.0. He sits there for a one…two…thr…Eco just rolls his shoulder up.

Razz: And that’s why he’s the Ironperson Heavy Metal DDT Tour of the Islands Teardop Suplex International Grand Prix Champion…er, whatever.

Stank just shrugs his shoulders in an ‘oh well’ gesture and stands again. He shakes out his left arm, showing he’s starting to get some feeling back into it.

Russ: You know what having a better left arm means.
Razz: I don’t think we should talk about that on a family show. And he’s got Fire for stuff like that anyway.
Russ: No, you pervert, I mean the Stank U.

Eco lurches up. He trips into Stank, who takes him up on his shoulders. Eco slips off and behind. He pushes Stank into the ropes and tries for an O’Connor Roll. Stank holds on and Eco goes falling back alone. He rolls to his feet and into the ropes. He comes off with a crossbody as Stank turn and sticks his foot out. Eco takes a big boot to the gut and drops like a sack of wet cement. Stank marches a little half circle in the ring as Eco comes up, but basically out on his feet. Stank hits a spear. He pulls Eco up as he stands and puts him across his shoulders. He turns to all four sides of the arena and then flips Eco over and down into a cover with the Stank U. One…two…three.

ME: Your winner and STILL OOWF World Champion at 11:27, Stank.

Russ: Eco gave it a very solid try, but the resolve and sheer power of the champ was too much to overcome.
Razz: Well, Eco is still the Iron Mike Sharpe Richie Blackmore Memorial Rainbow in the Dark Champion of the Midwest and that’s not too shabby.
Stank takes his title and walks to the back, selling the left arm, as the scene fades.

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#840)
Live! From Indianapolis, Indiana
January 10, 2018

ZED vs. AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE

Both men are introduced and make their way to the ring, Zed is, as always, accompanied by BRICCK~! While Bill is seconded by Justin Sane. The two men step into the ring the bell rings and we are underway. Zed tries to attack from behind, but Bill avoids the charge and traps Zed in the corner and peppers him with rights and lefts to the jaw. He whips Zed across the ring to the opposite corner and Zed does the Ric Flair flip over the turnbuckle, and runs down the apron where he gets clotheslined to the floor! The crowd pops HUGE for this, BRICK~! checks on his mealtick…..errr…..protégé. BRICK~! helps Zed back into the ring, beating the ten count, Bill grabs an arm wringer but Zed goes right to the eyes, staggering Bill. Zed connects with a stiff kick to the gut, that drops Bill to his knees, then a kick to the back of the head that drops Bill to the mat. Zed takes over and keeps Bill on the mat, punishing him with a variety of submission holds, but Bill refuses to give up. After several minutes of this, the crowd starts chanting for Bill and Bill fights to his feet. Zed tries to pull the hair, but the referee catches him and calls for the break, as they break, Bill turns around and hits the FLIP! FLOP AND FLY! Dropping Zed to the mat with a series of BIONIC ELBOWS! Zed staggers around the ring, Bill hits him with the MASON DIXON LINE and points the corner. As he starts to climb the ropes, BRICK~! grabs his ankle, which brings Justin around the ring, Justin has a jackhammer, for some reason, which terrifies BRICK~! so BRICK~! takes off with Justin right behind him. Zed catches Bill on the ropes, knocking his foot off the top, crotching him, he hits a top rope SUPERPLEX, then quickly heads back up and hits THE ANSWER! Zed covers, one, two, THREE! Bill kicks out just a bit too late!
WINNER in 8:57 - Zed

THE DARLINGS vs. THE CIRCLE

A suprisingly brutal bout between the two teams here, that kicks off when Alexis breaks a hammerlock from Shannon with a back elbow and SLAPS the taste out of her mouth! The two trade hard shots without appealing to a tag, bearing the battle scars of receipts earned quickly, with Alexis in particular drawing a bloody nose. Shannon, like a shark smelling the blood she sees, begins to draw out the blood with straight elbow shows, but Alexis rakes the eyes, pops Shannon with a knee, and LAUNCHES her with a release German! Alexis with the tag, and Alexander cuts Shannon off, taking advantage of her wounds and his freshness to attack away; Shannon fights back valiantly but finally gets grounded Shannon with a vicious Fujiwara armbar. The larger Alexander wrenches hard, but as he takes a moment to taunt the furious Ghosthead on the apron—Ghosthead is about to run in, but he spots Alexis running around to attack him—he kicks her off as she grabs his leg, and in the ring, Shannon suddenly reverses to roll Alexander up—he kicks out at one, but Shannon gets the tag to Ghosthead, who comes flying off the top with a NASTY forearm strike to Alexander! Alexander pops up too fast for his own good and eats a PELE KICK from Ghosthead! Alexander down as Ghosthead pops to the top and Shannon tackles Alexis on the floor—FROG SPLASH! Ghosthead into the cover: 1 . . . 2 . . . Alexander gets the shoulder up, but not in time!

Your winners (pinfall, 14:52) The Circle!

FIREWOMAN vs. DEMON SMOKE

15 minute onslaught rules time limit draw, match TBEIL

STANK & ECOSYSTEM vs. MAC FLASHER & BRIDGET O’MALLEY

Mac Flasher and Bridget O’Malley emerge from the back as “I Get Wet” blares from the speakers. Mac calmly walks to the ringside area as Bridget alternates from bounding beside Mac to glad-handing fans along the aisle. Bridget squeezes Mac with a hug as the reluctant beau is more concerned about “Happy” interrupting Mac’s tune, to bring out Junichiro “Ecosystem” Muyo. Ecosystem has a headset mic in place and stands atop the ramp. He motions for the music to be cut before speaking.

Eco: “Awwwwww. The lovebirds came out together to the surprise of nobody in this arena. Well, to surprise all of you, I’d like to show that my partner and I can also be united and enter battle as a team. So, Lucas … If you’d like to come out …”

“Happy” resumes as Ecosystem waits on Lucas “Stank” Mann’s arrival. The OOWF World Champion does not come out as Ecosystem waits almost 90 seconds. Finally, “Skin” blares when Ecosystem gives up on waiting and is halfway up the ringside steps. Stank holds the OOWF championship high above his head while Ecosystem sprints up the ramp to greet his partner with an admonishing tone for leaving him high and dry. Stank responds by shoving Ecosystem away and making his way to the ring. Ecosystem brushes himself off and follows Stank into the ring where Mel Creech halts Mac and Bridget from the always-popular face sneak attack. Creech inspects the participants for illegal objects before calling for the bell. Mac offers to step in for his side while Eco and Stank argue over who gets to start from their corner.

Finally Stank shoves Ecosystem toward the ring and right into a shoulder block by Mac. Mac scoops Ecosystem up and slams him to the mat before handing things off to Bridget, who drills Ecosystem with a bevy of kicks to cause the former OOWF executive to take an exaggerated escape to the outside. Bridget follows, but is cut off by Stank, who stands between her and Ecosystem. As Ecosystem taunts Bridget concerning Stank’s protection, Stank merely grabs Ecosystem and unceremoniously shoves him back into the ring. An aghast Ecosystem tags in Stank with a hard slap to the shoulder. Stank opens the offensive with a knee lift to Bridget’s stomach. From there, the champ slugs Bridget down with forearms across her shoulders and back before tossing her into her team’s corner where Mac tags himself in. Mac and Stank brawl with Stank’s size winning him this fight early on. Mac’s try at bouncing off the ropes and taking Stank off his feet with running forearms is met with extreme resistance. Mac tries again with similar results. A third time gets Mac caught and dropped in a fallaway slam. Stank’s cover gets 1 before Bridget breaks up the count. With Stank preoccupied with Bridget, Mac gets a rollup for 1 as Stank easily powers out by sending Mac into the corner with a modified mule kick. A running avalanche catches nothing as Mac moves, but Stank catches himself before impact. As Stank points to his head, Mac hits Stank with a drop-kick and begins peppering the champ with fists in the corner. Creech steps in to see how closed Mac’s hands are before backing away, Creech then tries to pull Mac away with Ecosystem taking advantage of the slight distraction with a rake of Mac’s eyes. Creech warns Ecosystem who feigns innocence while Stank pulls himself upright.

Stank grabs Mac and has him in the air when Ecosystem tags himself in to Stank’s chagrin. The two bicker as Mac backs away and tags in Bridget, who charges the pair and catches nothing but corner as they saw her coming from a mile away. As Bridget collects her wits in the worst corner to be in, Stank and Ecosystem argue through repeatedly tagging themselves in.

Russ: “I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed this before. A tag-team bickering over who tags in.”
Razz: “Ecosystem told me that they’d need to work with quick tags to be successful tonight, but this is absurd.”

Bridget leans in the corner and watches the proceedings as Stank and Ecosystem have tagged themselves in about 20 times each at this point. Finally, Ecosystem yells “NO TAG BACKS” as he tags himself in. Bridget steps out of the corner with a huge grin on her face, seemingly amused by the situation. As Ecosystem approaches Bridget, he is unaware of Mac having ascended the top turnbuckle. While yelling “ASS PUNCH!” he drops down and delivers a punch to Ecosystem’s backside that sends him right in to Bridget’s grasp. A Northern Lights Suplex gets 2 as Stank breaks up the count. Ecosystem chides Stank for not being involved sooner, and gets a right hand to the jaw for his efforts. Mac tries to pull away Stank, but is caught in a Stank U. Stank then does the same to a woozy Bridget … On top of Mac … On top of Ecosystem. Creech shrugs and counts the 3 while Stank shouts his opinions of all three, but especially Ecosystem.

Your winners (pinfall, kinda, 13:16), Bridget O’Malley and Mac Flasher.

MATT FOLZ vs. SHIZURU-MUME MANGUNIKU-COX – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

The referee checks both men for weapons and then calls for the bell. Sizzle offers a handshake and Matt accepts, then pulls Sizzle forward and buries a knee in his gut. Matt with a European Uppercut and then a vicious looking Snap Suplex. Matt drops a knee on the back of Sizzle's neck and then hits a Mr Perfect style neck snap. Hangman's Neckbreaker is followed by a Tiger Suplex that gets two. Slingshot Suplex gets two. Matt with a backdrop driver and he picks Sizzle up looking for the Folzmission, but Sizzle kicks his leg back and catches Matt with a low blow that the referee doesn't see.

Sizzle takes a chance to catch his breath a bit before becoming aggressive, taking Matt down with a clothesline and then slamming his head into the canvas several times. Sizzle heads up top and hits an elbow drop for 2. He waits for Matt to get to his feet and tries a Dreammaker, but Matt ducks and pulls Sizzle into an Angle Slam. Matt drags Sizzle to the center of the ring and this time gets the Folzmission applied. Sizzle tries to struggle out of it but quickly taps.

Winner (Submission, 5:21) and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion Matt Folz

TEXPRESS vs. BEER MONEY – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

The ne’er-do-wells of Beer Money get a little burst of cheers when they come out at the beginning (Mantooth: “Don’t encourage them.”), but they’re dwarfed by the ovation for YOUR Tag Team Champions—Chad Madison and Zane Myers, the Texpress! The Texpress slap hands and kiss babies before getting into the ring to face off with their opponents. Skurge and Zane start off (well, SYB starts off, but then confidently tags Zane). The two big men get right into that smash-mouth style, neither one giving an inch—Zane gets a couple big knockdowns on Skurge, but the third one is reversed into a back body drop that sends the cowboy flying—good for a two count. Skurge locks in the ol’ Timekiller Chinlock of Heeldom; Zane fights his way up, and drops Skurge with a modified Backpack Stunner! Zane stumbles lightheaded to tag Chad in, and Chad cuts Skurge off from a tag to SYB (which SYB suuuuuure didn’t mind).

Chad lays in some shots to Skurge—he throws a superkick, but Skurge catches it, and drops Chad with a short-arm clothesline! Skurge shoves Chad into the corner, drops in a couple stomps, and then puts him up top for a superplex—but Chad shoves Skurge down to the mat HARD! Chad is about to come off the top as the referee checks on Skurge—but SYB runs over and nails Chad with the ol’ JERSEY TURNPIKE! Chad grabs his little cowboys and falls off the turnbuckles—falling both HARD and LONG to the outside mats! (. . .) SYB looks proud of what he’s done as Chad lays flat outside and Skurge is barely stirring—until the count hits seven and Chad is still down, and SYB hears Mantooth yell at him to get Chad back in the ring. SYB tries to pull Chad up, but he’s complete dead weight as Zane is still shaking off his own cobwebs—SYB can’t get him in by ten! Beer Money wins the wrong way!

Your winners (countout, 10:10) Beer Money! But still your Tag Team Champions . . . Texpress!

JACK BULLET vs. MAI MUYO – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

The camera comes up on Mike Elevenbee as he prepares to announce the next match. A general crowd hum can be heard in the background.

ME: Tonight’s main event is scheduled for one fall with television time remaining. It is for the OOWF Intercontinental Title. Entering first, the challenger, from Nagoya, Japan, at a weight of 180 pounds; Mai Muyo.

“Hero” by Skillet plays Muyo to the ring. She bounces down the aisle and around ringside, slapping hands with the fans.

ME: And her opponent, at a weight of 210 pounds from Des Moines, Iowa, the OOWF IC Champion, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

Bullet emerges to a big pop. He carries Coat Rack Steven Richards with Ellsworth the Eagle perched on it. Bullet places the coat rack and eagle at ringside and then bounds up the stairs to the ring.

Russ: We all know who Jack Bullet won’t strike a female, but Mai is unlike any woman he’s faced before with a size and strength and that almost matches his own.
Razz: Mai is also a hell of a striker. Punch someone in the face enough times and they might respond with the same.

Referee Davis Hightower calls for the match to begin. Muyo goes for a quick heel pick, but Bullet kicks his right foot up and dances to the left. Muyo recovers and goes for the other leg. Bullet kicks his left foot up and dances the other way. Muyo crouches low to the mat like a tiger and then pounces with a double leg tackle. Muyo struggles with Jack’s legs. He kicks her off into the ropes. Muyo springs off as if she meant to do that and drops an elbow to the chest. She makes a lateral press. Jack pushes her up and off at two.

Russ: The look on Jack’s face shows that wasn’t as easy as he thought it was going to be.
Razz: I’m not going to say Jack doesn’t respect women’s wrestlers, but at the same time he’s always seen women as someone he could easily overpower. Not with Mai.

Muyo charges Bullet and backs him into the near corner. Hightower calls for the break and she gives it, but then follows with a back elbow to the mush. She collars Jack and brings him out of the corner with a bulldog. Bullet rolls over to his back and Mai impresses with a standing moonsault. She covers for two more.

Muyo pushes Bullet into a sitting position and grabs a chinlock. Bullet struggles for a bit and then gets his feet under him. He powers up. Mai hooks her legs around Bullet’s midsection. Jack stumbles back and slams Muyo into the corner. She lets go. Bullet snapmares her out of the corner to a seated position. He gets his own chinlock.

Mai bridges up slightly, turns around in the hold, grabs Bullet’s head and gives him a jaw jacker. Bullet falls back. Muyo grabs Bullet’s legs and goes into a sharpshooter. Jack grabs the ropes for the break.

Russ: Jack and Mai met up after the last Mayhem and expressed their mutual respect for each other, and that’s showing here in this match.
Razz: Mai even offered to be jack’s second in his throw in the towel match with Zed. I don’t know why so many people want that gig.
Russ: You’re telling me you don’t want to be in charge of how serve an ass kicking someone receives.

Razz: Well, if you put it that way…

Muyo comes over to Bullet as he tries to pull himself up by the ropes. She grabs him around the waist and tries to hoist him for a backdrop suplex. However, Jack holds onto the ropes to block. He then grabs Mai’s waist and lifts her for an atomic drop. Mai falls into the corner. Bullet grabs her from behind, turns as he falls, and returns Mai to the center of the ring with his own backdrop suplex. Bullet covers for two.

He pulls Muyo up by the arms into a butterfly suplex and covers for two more. Bullet goes to his knees, looks around for a second and decides to go up to the second rope.
Razz: Wouldn’t a double axe handle be a strike? That’s a no-no for the Eagle.

Before that questions can be answered, Muyo pops up to the second turnbuckle, gets a waistlock and takes Bullet down with a belly to belly suplex from the second rope. The fans pop. Muyo points to the top turnbuckle and goes up top. She waits for Bullet to stand and hits a missile dropkick. Bullet hits the mat and rolls to the floor. Muyo follows with a baseball slide. Bullet is knocked into the guardrail.

Russ: Muyo has been very resilient in this bout. I don’t know if we’ve seen anyone just dominate Bullet like this before.

Bullet covers up as Muyo peppers him with kicks on the outside. She grabs Jack and rolls him back into the ring. Mai takes the apron. Bullet comes up, grabs the ropes and slingshots Muyo back inside and to the mat. Bullet pulls her up and hits a slingshot suplex. He floats over for a cover. Mai kicks out at two. Bullet pulls her up and slams her back down for a spinebuster.

Razz: Okay, don’t punch a woman and but shattering her spine is just cool.

Jack pulls Mai up and whips her into the ropes. He falls into the opposite ropes and comes off with the Flying Eagle cross body for two. Bullet pulls her up again into a double underhook.

Russ: The Silver Bullet seems imminent and the champ will retain if he hits it.

Muyo fights and pushes Bullet back. Hightower is in the way and they steamroll him. Everyone goes down into a heap. The crowd rumbles as Zed rushes out from the back. He slides into the ring. Bullet pulls himself out of the pile of bodies and walks right into a superkick.

Russ: No! Not like this! Hightower or Muyo didn’t see any of that.

Zed runs out. Muyo recovers and finds Bullet out, thinking he’s just cold from everyone running into each other. She pulls Bullet up under her arm. She swings him around and down in the End is Here. She covers and Hightower recovers enough to count one…two…three.

ME: Your winner and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion at 10:23, Mai Muyo!

The fans cheer, but aren’t that exuberant about it. Hightower raises Mai’s hand in victory as she claims the title belt from ringside.
Russ: Muyo might be happy now, but she may not be when she finds out how she won the title belt through Zed interference.
Razz: A win is a win. Jack Bullet thinks he got into Zed’s head with this throw in the towel nonsense. No way. Zed proves that he’s on top of this situation and once again the only person screwing Jack Bullet is Jack Bullet.
The scene fades as Mai celebrates.

MidWeek Mayhem (#839)
Live! From Springfield, IL
January 3, 2018

Team Challenge Series

Team 1 – Chad Madison, Shannon Mann, Justin Sane, Skurge, Bridget O’Malley, Ecosystem

Team 2 – Jack Bullet, Shizuru-mume Manguniku-Cox, Firewoman, Stank, Vlad Dracul, Radu Dracul

Team 3 – Alexander Darling, Matt Folz, Ghosthead, Awesome Bill From Dawsonville, Mac Flasher, Tavian Dracul

Team 4 = Zed, Zane Myers, Alexis Darling, Demon Smoke, SYB, Mai Muyo

TEAM 1 vs. TEAM 4

JUSTIN SANE, SKURGE & ECOSYSTEM vs. ALEXIS DARLING, DEMON SMOKE & MAI MUYO

The big story in this match is Eco doing his best to avoid Smoke. Every time Smoke is tagged in, Eco tags out. Finally his own teammates grow tired of this and Justin and Skurge hop off the apron when he tries to tag out. Smoke lays into Eco but Eco escapes a proper beating. The end comes when things break down a bit and Smoke rolls Ecosystem up from behind and gets the three count.
WINNERS in 14:56 – Team Four – Team Four leads 1-0

SHANNON MANN & BRIGET O’MALLEY vs. ZANE & SYB

The surprise in this match is that both teams work surprisingly well together and we get an actual wrestling match from the two teams. Zane uses SYB in some power moves, dropping him on Shannon for a two count and launching him off the top rope (quite against his will) for a ROCKET LAUNCHER on Bridget. Shannon and Bridget win in the end when SYB grabs a chair and nails Shannon to save Zane from THE CULLING. Zane and SYB have words afterward.
WINNERS in 18:41 – Shannon Mann & Bridget O’Malley – Series tied 1-1

CHAD MADISON vs. ZED

Russ: This LBI match features two men with World Championships on their resume.
Razz: While Chad Madison has gold around his waist at the money, Zed just lost his. I wonder how that is going to affect his psyche for this contest.
Russ: You know he’s going to be out to prove a point. Chad Madison will have his work cut out for him here.
Razz: And that last year, Chad has focused on his tag team career. Will there be any mental lag transitioning to a singles match? We’ll find out next!

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy plays and “Cowboy” Chad Madison gallops onto the stage. He has his White Hat on his head and World Tag Team Championship belt around his waist. He bounds his way down the ramp, pausing to kiss a couple of pretty women along the way. He leaps over the ropes and flings the hat into the crowd to the squeal of his fans. Hero turns those cheers to boos as BRICK~! makes his way to the stage. Of course, he has a microphone.

BRICK~!: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is indeed your pleasure to welcome your reason for hope, the cause that keeps the calendar moving, the rightful World Champion, The Man who is single handedly making this company AND this nation ZED AGAIN. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you..... Zeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!

Zed strolls down the aisle, laser focused on the man in the ring. He swats away some debris tossed his way from the fans and steps through the ropes. He and Chad are instructed by referee Junior Hale, who backs them into their corners and calls for the bell!

Russ: We’re underway!
Razz: This is one hell of a matchup! I can’t wait!

Zed tries to go for a double-leg takedown, but Chad sidesteps. Chad throws a kick as Zed straightens up, but Zed ducks it and steps behind him, grabbing a waistlock. He hits a German Suplex, but Chad reverses it in in the air and lands on his feet. Zed turns around and Chad sends him into the corner. Zed grabs the ropes and leapfrogs, anticipating Chad’s charge. Chad puts on the brakes so that Zed lands in front of him, and pegs him with a Dropkick that sends him crashing into the turnbuckles. Chad catches him with a snap arm drag. Zed responds quickly with an arm drag of his own. They both get to their feet and circle each other slowly.

Russ: Pretty even match so far
Razz: You’d expect nothing less from these two.

Zed launches himself at the Chad, who flips him with a Hip Toss. Zed rolls to his feet and Chad tries for another one, but Zed blocks and winds his arm. He clotheslines Chad to the mat and delivers a couple of stiff kicks to the neck. Chad dodges a Kinshasa and Z rolls to his feet, only to walk right into another Dropkick. Chad grabs him before he falls and sends him hard into the corner. This time, Z hits the corner hard, and Chad is a step behind win with a Stinger Splash. Z staggers out, and Chad hits a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker. Chad springs to the top rope and leaps, but Z rolls out of the way of a splash. Chad hits the mat hard, and Z comes off the ropes and catches Chad with a STIFF knee strike. Chad’s head whiplashes off the mat hard.

Russ: Zed building a little momentum here
Razz: I hope Chad has a chiropractor on retainer.

Zed pulls him into the corner and blisters him with chops. Zed hooks his man for a Suplex lift, then drops him with a Brain Bustaaaah on the turnbuckle! Chad flops to the mat and Zed climbs up top and sets for The Answer… but Chad rolls to the floor instead. Zed climbs angrily down and pursues his foe. Grabbing him and hurling him towards the ring steps. Chad catches himself and hits a Pele Kick on the charging Zed! Zed hits the concrete hard and Chad rolls back inside. Chad props himself up on the bottom turnbuckle, chest heaving, trying to recover as referee Hale starts his count.

Russ: Both men clearing the cobwebs already.
Razz: They gotta know they are in for the long haul here. No need to burn it all early on.

Zed pulls himself up by the ring apron and rolls under the ropes at 9. Chad springs into action, greeting Z with a Snap Dropkick to the face. Irish whip and Chad connects with a Slingblade! Chad pops back up and starts to tune up the band for some Sweet Chin Music…. Only to have BRICK~! swipe at his boot from the floor. Chad kicks him away, and that lets Zed charge in at Chad. Madison spots it and backdrops Z over the top rope… only for him to grab the top rope, land on the apron and catch Chad with a vicious kick to the face! Chad slumps to the mat and Zed is quickly in, gathering him in for the Moment of Zed! Zed scrambles to cover and hooks a leg. Hale pounds the canvas. One…. Two…. No! Chad kicks out. Zed snags a headlock and pummels Chad in the face before latching on an Anaconda Vice! Chad seems to be ready for it and twists, rolling Zed up! One… Two.. No! Zed releases the hold and both men scramble to their feet.

Russ: Back to back near falls!
Razz: Both men realize the opportunities for a pinfall are going to be few and far between!

Zed snarls at Chad and they meet in the middle of the ring, exchanging lefts and rights, forearms and chops back and forth the crowd “Yaaay”s and “Booo”s along with each shot. Chad swings, Z ducks and spins him around for a Belly to Back Suplex. He bridges. One.. Two.. And Chad rolls the shoulder to break Hale’s count. Zed is up first, and pulls Chad in for the GTH, but Chad runs them into the turnbuckles and drives a couple shoulder blocks into Zed’s midsection. Chad Bulldogs him out of the corner, then delivers a Rolling Knee to the back of Zed’s head. Chad pulls him in for a Dragon Suplex! Chad keeps the Full Nelson locked on and rolls back to his feet for another, but Z Mule Kicks him and Chad doubles over. Zed immediately gathers Chad in for the GTH, but Madison drops to his knees quickly and sweeps Zed’s feet out from underneath him.

Russ: Chad avoids the Go To Hell again!
Razz: If Zed could connect with that, it would be a game changer for sure!

Zed and Chad both kip up at the same time and throw simultaneous Superkicks at each other. Neither connects, but the double clothesline that follows puts both men on their backs, Junior Hale starts his count, and we get all the way to 8 before the competitors are on their feet. Zed charges and catches Chad with a Thesz Press, and pounds away with fists at Chad’s face. Hale counts to 5, then tries to pry Zed loose, and Zed sneers at him before going to a two-handed choke. Hale’s count is stopped by BRICK~!’s appearance on the apron, which draws the official over to him. As BRICK~! jumps down and Hale turns around, he slides something into the ring towards Zed. Z grabs the object in his hands, but is greeted by Chad Madison nailing him with a Dropkick. Chad kips up and tunes up the band once again!

Russ: Look out! He’s got something in his right hand!
Razz: Brass knuckles perhaps? I can’t tell from here.

Zed stays doubled over and hides the foreign object from Hale’s vision, then lunges towards Chad. Madison goes for the kick, Zed swats the leg away, spins him around and delivers a HUGE right hand! BRICK~! was yelling at the official at that exact moment, and he saw nothing!

Razz: It was! He had on brass knucks!
Russ: Damn that Zed! Damn him all over again!

Zed pulls Chad to his feet, gathers him in and finally deliver his move. Go. To. Hell. He spikes him with his DDT and sits up, smirking at the camera intently. Zed then slyly tucks the knucks into Chad’s jeans and makes the lazy cover. Hale could count to 50, but three is enough.
WINNER in 27:44 – Zed – Team 4 Wins 2-1

TEAM 2 vs. TEAM 3

JACK BULLET vs. ALEXANDER DARLING

Some might see this as a mismatch on paper as Darling has done it all and been around forever while Bullet is a relative newcomer to the OOWF at least. Darling starts quick and tries a DARLING DRIVER, but Jack slips free and rolls Alex up for a two count. The two feel one another out and we get a very good back and forth match. Jack definitively proves he belongs by taking Alex to the limit. Alex scores several near falls, but Jack fights back and gets the win after hitting the EAGLE DIVE, when Alex kicks out a fraction of a second too late.
WINNER in 19:30 – Jack Bullet – Team 2 leads 1-0

SHIZURU-MUME MANGUNIKA-COX &VLAD DRACUL vs. MATT FOLZ & MAC FLASHER

This one is over in a hurry. Folz never tags Mac in, and makes Sizzle submit after brutalizing him. At one point Folz extends Sizzle’s arm to Vlad to make the tag and Vlad refuses.
WINNERS via submission in 5:11 – Matt Folz & Mac Flasher – Series tied 1-1

FIREWOMAN, STANK & RADU DRACUL vs. GHOSTHEAD, AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE & TAVIAN DRACUL

This is a wild brawl from the start. The referee let’s A LOT go. It devolves into a more old school ECW match where everything is pretty much legal. One highlight is Bill and Radu fighting on top of the OOTron. Bill hits a series of BIONIC ELBOWS, knocking Radu from the OOTron sending him crashing through tables below. The end comes when Tavian tries a hurracarana on Stank, but Stank catches him and hits a TRIPLE STANK BOMB followed by a BEST FIRESAULT EVER.
WINNERS in 16:08 – Firewoman, Stank & Radu Dracul – Team 2 wins 2-1

TEAM CHALLENGE FINALS – TEAM 2 vs. TEAM 4

FIREWOMAN, STANK & RADU DRACUL vs. ALEXIS DARLING, DEMON SMOKE & MAI MUO

Before Stank, Fire and Radu (who can barely stand at this point) leave the ring, Team 2 storms the ring and the fight is on! Alexis, Demon and Mai isolate an injured Radu and keep Fire and Stank mostly on the apron. Radu manages to finally make the tag, but the referee doesn’t see it. Alexis grabs Radu and finishes him off with a BITCH KILLER while staring down Fire.
WINNERS in 9:12 – Alexis Darling, Demon Smoke & Mai Muyo – Team 4 leads 1-0

JACK BULLET vs. ZED

These two bitter rivals meet once again and give us an absolute clinic. After over 30 minutes, things get a bit testy and the match spills out of the ring. Bullet tries to get back in to beat the count, but Zed grabs him from behind and slams him off the apron onto the floor and hammers him with punches and kicks. The referee hits the ten count and this one is over.
WINNER – Double Count out in 33:11 – Team 4 leads 1-0

SHIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU-COX & VLAD DRACUL vs. ZANE MYERS & SYB

This is for a chance at a million dollars. Sizzle is not 100% after the beating that Folz gave him, but that is countered by SYB and Zane bickering the whole match. The arguing nearly costs them the match when Vlad rolls SYB up from behind for a two and 99/100ths. SYB kicks out and tags in Zane, Zane cleans house. The end comes when Vlad tried to come off the top rope with a chair shot to the head on Zane, but Zane catches him and turns it into a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX to pick up the win!
WINNERS in 11:07 – Zane Myers & SYB Team 4 wins 2-0

ZED vs. ZANE MYERS vs. ALEXIS DARLING vs. DEMON SMOKE vs. SYB vs. MAI MUYO – Winner Gets 1 Million Dollars

SYB grabs the chair and immediately slams it down on Zane’s head before the bell even rings. He screams for the ref to ring it and make the count. He falls on Zane, one….two……NO! Zed, Alexis, Demon and Mai race to the ring and break it up. From there we get a wild brawl that spills all over the arena. Everyone is busted open at some point. The end comes when Skurge sneaks to ringside and hands SYB a roll of quarters, which he immediately tries to put in his boot to keep

Skurge: NO STUPID! USE THEM!

SYB quickly gets it, he turns around and NAILS the first person he sees, it’s Mai! THE BETRAYAL! SYB covers, one……..two………I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS! 3!
WINNER in 14:51 – SYB

Confetti falls from the ceiling, it looks like dollar bills so naturally SYB tries to scoop it all up, Skurge has to explain that to him as well. Officials hand the giant check to SYB and it looks as though all the blood drains from his face……..and goes somewhere else.

Russ: Oh for the love of GOD! Cameramen, keep the camera ABOVE his waist!
Razz: No one wantsta see that Russ!
Russ: I agree there, does this mean that he is the new SYB Dibiase?
Razz: Or Ted SYBiase?
Russ: God help us all.

OOWF New Year’s Evil XI (#838)
December 31, 2017
Live! From Jefferson City, Missouri

ECOSYSTEM vs. MOE ZOURI

To start of 2018 and New Year's Evil XI we have the former chairman of the board, and owner of OOWF, Junichiro "Ecosystem" Muyo coming out to "Immortal" to face Moe Zouri, already in the ring. That never bodes well. Moe bounces around optimistically in the ring, with Ecosystem comes down in his suit, looking VERY angry to be this early on the card in the promotion he once controlled with various animated characters. Ecosystem takes off his suit to reveal his wrestling attire and folds it neatly in the corner, and turns to face Moe Zouri. The referee calls for the bell.

Moe decides to try for an early advantage and completes a series of arm drags and holds and such, just like you would learn in your first week at wrestling camp, and either Eco system is obliging him in his big debut, or he was underestimating the rookie. Either way, Moe gets a quick pin after a suplex, but Ecosystem kicks out and is apparently DONE playing. He picks up Moe by the head, ignoring his warning, and basically brutalizes him around the ring. He sents him up in the DRAGON SLEEPER, but just about when it looks like Moe might tap, he releases the hold, punches on him again, and reapplies it. He does that two to three times, before then taking him into it one last time, and about the time Moe raises a hand to tap....ENDGAME~! Ecosystem covers for the pin and one, two...NO~! Moe doesn't kick out but Ecosystem lets up with the pin. He drags Moe into position and then Juni climbs the turnbuckle...he postures for a bit, shouting "I AM NOT SAYING I'M THE LEADER OF LOST SOULS! BUT I AM STRONGLY IMPLYING IT!" And then he flies for SAVIOR SPLASH~! He rolls Moe up and one, two, three~!
WINNER in 4:01 - Ecosystem

MAI MUYO vs. BRIDGIT O’MALLEY – Winner Gets and OOWF Intercontinental Title Shot

DING!!! DING!!!

Bridget and Mai stare each other down, as the bell rings. The match begins as Mai slowly walks out from her corner. Bridget circles around Mai, keeping her distance as Mai watches on. Mai takes a fighting stance, Bridget looks to shoot in for a tie-up but decides against it. Suddenly, Mai moves towards Bridget and tries to push her up into the corner. Bridget ducks out, pushing Mai into the corner instead. Bridget lashes out, a few forearm strikes connect as Bridget attempts to change levels with a shoulder block. She goes to drive her shoulder into the stomach of Mai, but Mai grabs a handful of hair and throws her to the mat!

Bridget grabs the back of her head, trying to get back to her feet, but Mai lands a stiff kick to the side of her ribs. Bridget scrambles to her feet, rushing towards the ropes. She charges at Mai on the rebound, but Mai ducks and runs the ropes as well. Both competitors meet in the middle of the ring, Mai catching Bridget with a running high knee!

Russ: ”A picture perfect knee from Mai there!”

Razz: ”She does look pretty majestic, don’t you think?”

Russ: ”What? What are you talking about?

Razz: ”Huh? Oh, nothing, man. Sorry.”

Bridget stumbles backwards, leaning against the ropes. Mai grabs her, pulling her into a Belly to Belly suplex, but Bridget fights out of it. She thrashes her hand across Mai’s eyes, breaking up the hold. Mai quickly recovers, but Bridget takes her down with a Lou Thez Press! Mai is a bit disorientated now, as Bridget looks on with a smile. She presses her luck, trying to toss Mai to the ropes. Instead Mai grabs her, quickly wrapping her up into a clinch! She keeps her locked into a Muay Thai clinch, elbows raining down on Bridget!

Russ: ”Bridget thought she had Mai where she wanted her, but Mai was still able to fight back!”

Razz: ”Yeah, look at her go! Such a great competitor.”

Russ: ”Huh?”

Razz: ”Nothing, shut up.”

Bridget breaks free of the hold, pushing Mai away and connecting with a side kick to her stomach. With her opponent doubled over, Bridget attempts a running Spear! Mai ducks, but Bridget stays on it, she runs to the ropes and uses that momentum to take Mai down with a Spear! Bridget knocks Mai down, quickly scrambling over to her to get the pin!

ONE

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TWO

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KICKOUT!!!

Mai was able to kickout in time, surprising Bridget completely. She looks around, unsure of what to do next. Bridget quickly thinks, moving towards her corner. The hairspray is there, and it’s the only thing on her mind right now. A distracted Mai would be easy to finish, so Bridget heads right to the corner. She doesn’t realize though that Mai is up, as Mai charges into her and knocks her into the corner!

Russ: ”Bridget got the quick pinfall there, but Mai is already back up in into this match.”

Razz: ”Yeah, she thought she had Mai, but you can’t keep somebody down as beautiful as her.”

Russ: ”Okay, what are you talking about here? Do you have a crush on Mai or something?”

Razz: ”You shut your mouth, and watch the damn match!”

Bridget hits hard, settling into the corner for a moment as she tries to regroup. Mai, however, is using her time wisely. Backing up a bit, as she charges into a Handspring Back Elbow! Even in her dress, and heels, Mai is able to complete the move! Bridget collapses to the mat, as Mai looks on. She quickly lifts Bridget up to her feet, connecting with the AC Slam! Mai moves in for the cover, as Patrick Murphy makes the count!

ONE

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TWO

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THREE!!!

DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!

WINNER in 9:54 – Mai Muyo

THE CIRCLE vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. BEER MONEY – Winner Gets an OOWF World Tag Team Title Shot

“BEER! MORE BEER!” plays over the PA system as SYB and Skurge make their way down the ramp, accompanied by The Lovely And Talented Dorothy Mantooth. The fans have really started to warm up to the dastardly duo, and they accept a couple hand slaps—wait, no, SYB just did the “too slow” pullaway to a small child. Oh well.

Banned From Everywhere comes in next, and they’re riding in a sleigh pulled by two donkeys! I guess Christmas came late to Jefferson City, as Awesome Bill and Justin Sane toss travel-size bottles of PCPL into the crowd. How . . . festive?

As BFE parks their sleigh, the lights dim and ominous music plays in The Circle, as they appear from behind a cloud of fog. Ghosthead in particular seems pre-emptively displeased with his opponents and the people of Missouri—and he shows it by walking up to the sleigh, and STOMPING it broken! That gets Awesome Bill’s dander right up, and as The Circle enters the ring, Awesome Bill goes right after Ghosthead throwing haymakers! As Shannon and Justin rush toward the two, SYB and Skurge jump on their backs respectively, and the bell rings and here we go!

If this wasn’t meant to be a tornado tag, it certainly works out that way, as the middle of the ring is melee for a bit with no clear advantage—Shannon charges SYB with a clothesline at one point, sending them both out of the ring and clearing a little space. Justin creates a little more space by flying over the top rope with a senton bomb onto both Shannon and SYB! Awesome Bill gives his partner a cheer, but eats a back fist from Ghosthead on the distraction. Skurge grabs Ghosthead and throws him with a belly-to-belly, getting some air on the throw! Now Skurge and Bill are throwing blows in the middle of the ring, Skurge getting the advantage given Ghost’s earlier strike—until Skurge feeds Bill into the ropes and attempts to catch him for a spinebustaaaaaano! Bill reverses into a DDT, PLANTING Skurge into the ground!

Bill drags himself into a cover and hooks the leg, but Ghosthead is back up, and drops an axehandle on the back of Bill to break it up! Ghosthead pulls Bill in—snap suplex, spin the hips, pull up—wait no snap—BRAINBUSTAAAA! Ghosthead into the cover on Awesome Bill—no! SYB pulls Ghosthead out of the ring by his leg! SYB and Ghosthead begin to throw blows—Ghosthead pushes SYB back, right into Shannon behind him, who tosses him with a German suplex—but off the guardrail comes Justin, dropkick to Ghosthead sending him against the steel steps! Ghosthead smacks the back of his head HARD against the steel, and goes down holding his skull. Shannon grabs Justin before he can capitalize in any way, Downward Spiral!

Looking at a cleared house inside, Shannon gets back in the ring and charges right at Awesome Bill, who is crawling up—Bill catches Shannon and lifts her up flailing, but now Skurge is back up, and leaps as Bill is falling back—THE BM! Skurge used Bill’s fall to execute a 3D onto Shannon! Skurge kicks Bill back toward the ropes as he goes into the cover on Shannon—Bill is about to run back and break it up, but SYB has made his way through the ropes, ONE-ARM JERSEY TURNPIKE! SYB nails Bill in his little pine cones behind the referee’s back, and Ghosthead and Justin don’t get back in time—1-2-3! Shannon missed getting her shoulder up by a hair!

Your winners (9:21, pinfall) . . . Beer Money!

Not the cleanest bit of business, but Beer Money will take the win, as SYB and Skurge roll out and celebrate with TLATDM. Ghosthead is seething as he kneels by Shannon, but he’s also woozy, as he rubs the back of his head and notices he’s bleeding.

MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE – Taipei Death Match

The cage is built around the ring, this time a little more secure to prevent the inevitable collapse. A metal frame surrounds the ring with barbed wire attached running both vertically and horizontally around the ring. A makeshift door is left open until the participants get inside the ring, and then that will be sealed as well, leaving no entrance or escape. Inside the ring there are chairs and assorted weapons for the wrestlers to use at their convenience. Finally Moose and Bev are both introduced and make their way to the ring.

Russ: Razz, I gotta say, I have a bad feeling about this match. I have seen the best, or worst, depending on your point of view, that the OOWF has to offer and this one gives me a feeling in the pit of my stomach that, quite frankly, I don’t like
Razz: I hear ya Russ. This one reminds me of the feeling I got during the Blood Pond matches. Someone is going to get hurt here tonight, maybe more than hurt
Nash: We talking about Brody getting shanked in the shower?
Russ: No, we were not
Nash: Look, this match, this is a Diva’s pillow fight compared to some of the matches I have been in. One time at a Combat Zone Wrestling show in Hoboken, I wrestled eleven guys in a ring MADE of light bulb tubes. I made it through the match, I won, of course, and didn’t even have a scratch on me.
Razz: I am betting you have never even BEEN to Hoboken
Nash: Are you calling me a liar?
Razz: I am saying what you said happened, never happened. The only match you won in Combat Zone Wrestling is “Blown Quad on a Pole” heard you beat out Vince and HHH
Nash: Oh, so now you got jokes little man?
Russ: Can we focus on the match

The “match” as some would like to call it is essentially a slaughter. Bev shows an uncharacteristic level of savagery and Moose is, well, Moose. Before long both wrestlers are bleeding buckets. Bev and Moose trade blows in the middle of the ring, and Bev gets the better of the exchange finishing Moose off with a spinning chop to the throat that drops him to the mat.

Russ: I have gotta say, Bev is really taking it to Moose in this match, Moose looks like…….well, to be frank, he looks like he has lost a step here
Razz: I’ll believe that when I see it, I think Moose is playing a cat and mouse game here
Nash: the old rope a dope!

Bev gains the advantage and punishes Moose with repeated throws into the cage. Bev seems to be operating on a whole different level than we are used to seeing and she is feeding from the energy of the crowd. She pulls Moose to his feet and sends him to the ropes and connects with a superkick to the jaw, then pulls him back up and hits a PILEDRIVER! Bev orders the referee to count Moose out, but Jack makes it to his feet at seven and the match continues with Bev grabbing Moose in several mat based holds, grinding him down.

Razz: I like Bev’s strategy here, usually these matches are on the shorter side because it is an all out war from the moment the bell rings. Jack is used to that, but Bev is slowing things down and administering some punishment, interesting strategy
Nash: I remember once in Belgium, Fit Finlay kept me in a figure four leg lock for forty-five minutes. I refused to tap out. The crowd was on the edge of their seats
Russ: That never happened Nash.
Nash: How do you know?
Russ: Because you are still walking. Had you been in a figure four for forty five minutes, both your legs would have fallen off
Razz: That’s a good point Russ!
Nash: That’s why I’m the best!

The turning point in the match comes when Bev tries to swing a chair at Moose, but Moose ducks and when Bev turns around, Moose catches her with a kick to the gut, then plants her with a DDT on the chair. At this point both participants are absolutely pouring blood. Danny Taylor and Vic are both at ringside and already showing some concern for the well-being of their wrestlers. Moose works over Bev some more, keeping her on the mat. Finally Moose grabs a chair and starts to climb the ropes, then starts up the side of the cage. Bev fights to her feet and stands, then sees Moose scaling the cage, so she picks up a chair and throws it at Moose, it catches him right on the back of the head, the side of the chair too, not the flat part. Moose immediately falls, but his leg gets caught up in the barbed wire cage! The wire tears into his leg and knee, for some reason a cameraman pans in on it for a moment, and we see white, as in bone and cartilage. Blood pours from the wound as the camera quickly goes to something else. Moose howls in pain, and quickly seems to go into almost a state of shock. He remains hanging upside down on the cage, in the corner, blood running from his body, like a gutted deer carcass or something. Bev turns to the referee and demands that he start counting Moose out!

Russ: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP THE GODDAMN MATCH!
Razz: This is a lot to watch
Nash: I remember back in………you know what, no, this is brutal

The referee gets to eight when Moose seems to come to and pull himself up trying to free his mangled knee from the barbed wire. Bev snarls and climbs the turnbuckles, getting under Moose and lifting him, inadvertently freeing his knee, then hits a TOP ROPE MUSCLE BUSTER! Moose is DOWN! Bev is down as well though, as the referee moves to check on them, he slips on the blood on the mat and falls, yes folks, THAT is how bloody this is

Razz: in all my years, I don’t know if I have ever advocated for the stoppage of a match, but this, this is going too far!
Nash: I mean, these two ARE human beings……..at what point does this stop being wrestling and start being legalized murder? There’s no money in this!
Russ: <yelling at Danny> STOP THE MATCH! STOP THE MATCH!

Bev finally sits up and demands another count, once again Moose makes it up, but barely, this time at nine. Bev grabs Moose and tries to whip him to the ropes, but Moose’s knee buckles and collapses. Moose slams his fist on the mat in frustration and grabs his knee. Bev tries to pull him back up, but Moose grabs her and rakes her eyes. Bev howls in pain and staggers away before slumping to her knees, holding the ropes so she doesn’t collapse to the mat. Moose drags himself to the cage and begins pulling barbed wire free and wrapping it around……..himself?

Russ: What the hell is he doing?
Nash: <stunned> turning himself into a weapon
Razz: Jesus

Bev pulls Moose up and shoves him into the corner. She lands a couple of rights to the face, but they have little effect. Moose grabs her by the hair and slams her in the face with a headbutt, Bev starts to collapse, but Moose keeps her on her feet and reverses position in the corner. Moose wraps some of the barbed wire around his fist and hits not one, not two, but THREE barbed wire heart punches. Bev slumps in the corner, blood spurting from her mouth as she gasps for air. Moose, who still cannot put weight on his mangled knee, drop toe holds her in the corner and pounces and locks her in the JI-ENDO! Bev fights it, but there is no escape! Moose turns her over, and soon enough her body goes limp. The referee stands there momentarily too dazed to do anything

Vic – RING THE BELL! RING THE BELL! RING THE GODDAMN BELL!

The referee gives a ten count and there is no response from Bev, he quickly calls for the bell and raises Moose’s blood soaked arm

WINNER in 31:11 – Moosehead Jack

Crews immediately cut a hole in the cage and medics pour into the ring. Moose releases the ji-endo and rolls to the corner. Paramedics immediately begin working on Bev, the camera pans in on Moose, who is grinning like a madman, before his eyes roll back into his head and he too, loses consciousness. Someone notices this and quickly starts working on Moose as well. The camera pans to the crowd, and they look absolutely horrified.

SHIZURU-MUME MANGUNIKU-COX vs. MATT FOLZ vs. FIREWOMAN vs. DEMON SMOKE – OOWF Onslaught Championship Fatal Four way Steel Cage Match

Demon Smoke and Firewoman are each introduced to mixed reactions. Matt Folz is booed out of the building as he makes his way down. Finally OOWF Onslaught Champion Shizuru-mune Mangyuniku-Cox makes his way down to a nice ovation. The referee sends all 4 competitors to a corner as he calls for the cage to come down. He grabs the Onslaught Championship from Sizzle and holds it high in the air before handing it to the timekeeper and calling for the bell.

Fire and Matt try the same strategy they did on Sunday, but this time Smoke and Sizzle are ready for it. Fire runs straight into a lariat from Smoke who then takes her down and starts some UFCesque Ground and Pound. Matt charges forward into a stiff kick from Sizzle that sends him reeling backwards. Sizzle heads to the top rope and tries a high cross body on Matt, but Matt catches him, places him up on his shoulders and hits an Angle Slam. Matt immediately goes for the cover. 1....2....both Fire and Smoke are stunned by the quick pinning attempt and neither can get over in time to break it up....3.

Winner (Pinfall, :12) and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion Matt Folz

TEXPRESS vs. THE DARLINGS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

Russ: Next up folks, the World Tag Team Title Match
Razz: This is a rematch form November Pain when these teams went to a Double Countout.
Russ: I know Chad and Zane were extremely dissatisfied with that outcome.
Razz: I'm not so sure about that. They kept those titles, and some people think Zane opted for the countout win rather than continue the matchup.
Russ: Well, we can out that to rest after tonight. here we go!

Radioactive brings out the challengers first. Alex and Alexis Darling bask in the bright spotlight, then begin a slow, methodical descent to the ring. They step through the ropes and pose together in the corner, drawing the ire of the crowd. Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy drowns out that reaction, then the crowd's elation quickly drowns out the music as Chad Madison and Zane Myers hit the stage. Zane high fives the kids along the aisle as her walks down the ramp, Chad bouncing from side to side kissing every pretty girl he can find. They hit the ring and hold the belts up high before handing them to the referee.

Mike Elevenbee: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for One Fall
Crowd: One Fall!
Elevenbee: ... and is for the OOWF World Tag Team Championships. Your referee is Angelo Barros.
introducing first, the challengers. Wrestling out of West Palm beach, Florida. They weighed intonight at a combined wrestling weight of 367 lbs. Alexander and Alexis.... The Daaaaaaaaaarling Twins!
Crowd: Booooooooooo!
Elevenbee: And their opponents...
Crowd: Yaaaaaaaay!
Elevenbee: The reigning and defending OOWF World Tag Team Champions, from San Antonio, Texas. Weighing in tonight at 555 lbs. "Cowboy" Chad Madison, "Insane" Zane Myers, Teeeeeeeeeeeexpress!


Alexander Darling starts off against the intimidating Zane Myers, but Alexander Darling isn’t intimidated by anyone. Alexander and Zane charge in for a lockup, but Darling pops up with a knee to the jaw! Alex is hitting strikes to push the larger Zane into the corner, but Zane catches a leg and tosses Alexander into the corner instead, striking away with body blows. Discretion being the better part of valor, Alexander slips through the ropes for the break; then slips outside the ring entirely to the apron. Zane leans over the ropes and grabs Alex by the neck, ostensibly to throw him in, but Alex hangs Zane up on the top rope. As Zane stumbles back, Alex rescales the ring, climbs the ropes and hits a Springboard Lariat! Alexander goes for the cover on Zane, but Zane powers out after two. Alex, undeterred, bounds off the opposite ropes and tries a running knee, but Zane catches him and tosses him with a Belly to belly Suplex! Zane makes his way to the corner and tags in Chad!

Chad Madison comes in with a leaping Cross Body, but only holds Alexander for a one count before a kick out. Madison laying in the kicks, Darling catches the ankle and switches over for a heel hook, but Chad makes it to the ropes quick and kicks Darling off. Chad with the charging clothesline to take Darling down, but as he tries to come back off a spinning elbow, Alexander reverses into a Back Suplex and promptly tags his sister in to take over, who swings in and pulls Chad from behind for a German Suplex! She begins to initiate a rolling sequence. Chad finally drives the back elbows fast enough to get Alexis to loosen her grip, flipping her over snap mare style and pulling her arms behind her into a Surfboard. After a bit of time, Alexis fights up to a standing position; the stronger Chad seeks to push her back down, but Alexis changes tactics and pops Chad back with a jawbreaker. Both regaining their bearings, double charge, double clothesline, both down!

Alexander and Zane get near-simultaneous tags, Alexander ducks Zane’s first axe-handle charge, and a second swing, leaps up and drops him with a neck breaker. After a one-count, a brawling sequence begins where Alexander manages to get the best of Zane after a straight-fake uppercut, but just as Alexander tucks under and begins to lift Zane fir a Darling Driver, Chad blind tags himself in and nails Alex with a dropkick. Chad snaps off an arm drag. He hangs on and locks in an arm bar. Alex quickly makes his way to his feet. Chad winds the arm, but Alex rolls through and flips him to the mat. Alex drops a leg, but Chad rolls out of the way. Alex spins around with a leg sweep, but Chad hops over it. Chad throws a kick at his head, but Alex drops out of the way. Alex gets to his feet. He dodges a forearm and elbows Chad in the stomach, doubling him over. Alex hooks a front face lock, but Chad reverses with a backdrop. Alex flips in the air and lands on his feet. He thrusts back, kicking Chad in the knee and knocking him to the mat. Chad starts to get up and Alex catches him with a knee to the temple. He pulls Chad to his feet, sends him to the Darling corner, and makes the tag.

Alexis and Alex each wind an arm. They lift Chad straight-armed and flip him to the mat, and then drop twin knees into his shoulders. Alex rolls out to the apron while Alexis pulls Chad back to his feet. She winds his arm and elbows him in the stomach, and then flips him over with a head scissors. She reaches back and tags Alex, who hops to the top rope and back flips into a leg drop across Chad’s throat. He covers, but Chad kicks out at two. Alex pulls Chad to his feet and makes the tag. The Darlings send Chad to the ropes. He ducks a tandem clothesline and hits the opposite ropes. He comes back with a double clothesline of his own, and catches Alex, but Alexis ducks it. Chad turns around and eats a heel kick, which also knocks him into the ropes, allowing Zane to make the tag.

Zane charges across the ring. Alexis manages to dodge him, but Alex isn’t so lucky and gets leveled by a shoulder block. He rolls under the ropes and drops to the floor. Alexis aims a kick at Zane but he catches it and hauls her into a Wheelbarrow Suplex. She immediately starts to get up, and Zane catches her with a knee lift and plants her with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex. He hooks the leg, but Alex dives back in to break it up. Chad starts in as well, but the referee cuts him off. Zane pulls Alexis up and she blasts him in the chin with a forearm. Zane staggers back, and Alexis hits him with a face breaker. She grabs Zane’s arms, but before she can set up the Curb Stomp he pulls free, yanking her off-balance. Zane sweeps her legs, sending her to the mat. He rolls Alexis over into a Single Leg Boston Crab, but she manages to grab the ropes to force the break.

Zane hauls Alexis to her feet and bundles her into a neutral corner. He drives his shoulder repeatedly into her midsection and lifts her onto the top rope. He tries to lift her up for a muscle buster but she fights him off. Zane moves back in, but Alexis kicks him in the face and leaps, flipping over him and hitting a neck breaker. Alexis heads for her corner, but Zane grabs her ankle. She tries to kick free, but he hangs on, dragging her back. Zane hauls Alexis into a waist lock and hits a German Suplex, bridging and getting two before Alex breaks it up. Zane lunges at Alex, who dances out of range and returns to his corner. Alexis, meanwhile, tries to dive for the corner as well, but Zane catches her and tosses her into the Texpress corner. He follows her in with a clothesline and makes the tag.

Texpress each grab an arm and send Alexis to the ropes. Zane lifts Alexis in a gorilla press and drops her across Chad’s knee. As Zane heads to the apron, Chad springs to the middle rope and hits a Moonsault. He hooks the leg, but rolls off again as Alex starts into the ring. The referee steps in and sends Alex back to his corner. Chad pulls Alexis to her feet and sends her to the ropes. He throws a dropkick, but she slides underneath it. Chad rolls to his feet and lunges after her, but Alexis dives for her corner and makes the tag.

Alex vaults to the top rope and takes Chad down with a Cross Body. He rolls through and keeps going, knocking Zane off the apron with a dropkick. Chad is back up and Alex hits him with a series of chops and sends him to the ropes, leveling him on the return trip with an STO. He covers, but Zane slides in to break it up. The referee sends Zane back to his corner and Alex pulls Chad to his feet. Alex hits an inverted atomic drop and then hits the ropes and levels Chad with a clothesline. Rolling thunder by Alex and he makes a cover, but Chad rolls a shoulder just before three.

Alex pulls Chad up and hits him with a European uppercut. Chad responds with a hard chop to the chest and the slugfest is on. They trade blows and Alex gains the advantage, sending Chad into the Darling corner. Alex sprints after him and hits a flipping dropkick, making the tag to Alexis as he lands. Alexis and Alex lift Chad onto the top turnbuckle and climb up behind him. Chad fights back, but the odds are against him and Darling set up a tandem Superplex. As they lift him up, Zane brushes past the referee and sprints across the ring. He gets beneath Darling and turns the move into a Tower of Doom. Zane is the only one left standing, and the referee ushers him out of the ring. Zane grabs the tag rope in his corner and stomps on the mat, urging his partner to make the tag. Chad crawls toward his corner, and almost makes it before Alexis and Alex each grab an ankle and drag him back. Alex rolls to the apron as Alexis grabs Chad’s arms – Curb Stomp! She pulls Chad up into a front face lock and backs into the corner. She climbs to the second rope and hits a tornado DDT. Alexis is immediately back on her feet and runs up the turnbuckles – Split Legged Moonsault!! Alexis hooks the leg and the referee counts One…Two… Thr - Zane makes the save just in time.

Alexis drags Chad to his feet as Zane returns to his corner. She stuns him with a series of chops and sends him into the Darling corner, making the tag. Alex grabs Chad in a full nelson, and Alexis nails Superkick into a Dragon Suplex. Alex bridges, and Alexis dives over them to tackle Zane as he sprints across the ring. Zane pushes through the tackle, however, and manages to fall on Alex/Chad to break the pin fall. Alex drags Chad to his feet and gets surprised by a European uppercut. Chad follows with a second one, and then an elbow to the stomach and a whip to the ropes. Chad pegs Alex right on the chin with a beautiful standing dropkick, and then crawls to his corner and finally makes the tag.

Zane storms into the ring as Alex stumbles to his feet. Zane sends him to the ropes and KILLS him with a spine buster. Zane sends Alex hard into the corner and crushes him with a clothesline, and then pulls him out and into a belly-to-belly suplex. He hauls Alex up and reaches behind him for the tag. He lifts Alex onto his shoulders and turns, but instead of hitting the Dropkick Device, Chad leaps past them and levels Alexis as she charges across the ring. Alex takes advantage and swings around Zane’s neck, trying for a Hurricanrana, but Zane shows his strength by blocking the move and reversing Alex’s momentum. He hauls him back up, holds him in place a moment, and then hits a Border Toss!

Zane storms across the ring and levels Alex with a clothesline. He scoops him up and slams him to the mat, and follows up with a leaping leg drop. He hauls Alex up and stuns him with a pair of European uppercuts. He drives a knee into Alex’s stomach and hauls him over with a Gut Wrench suplex. He sits Alex up and plants a knee in his back, hauling back on his arms. Alex manages to get his feet under him and stand up, forcing Zane to remove his knee. Alex breaks one arm free, but before he can follow up Zane hauls him forward into a short arm clothesline. Zane keeps his grip on the arm and hauls Alex back to his feet. Zane winds the arm and twists it into a flying hammerlock. Alex swings his legs back and wraps them around Zane to reduce the pressure on his arm, but Zane maintains the hammerlock with one hand, grabs Alex’s head with the other, and kills him with a sit-out face slam. Zane rolls him over and covers, but Alex kicks out at two.

Zane is up first and stuns Alex with a knee lift. He buries a knee in his midsection and tries to lift him for a Press Slam, but Alex drops to his knees to block. Zane hits several forearms to the back and tries to pull him up again, but Alex yanks him off his feet. Alex tries to turn it into the Darling Money Clip, but Zane kicks him away. Zane rolls to one knee and waits for Alex to approach, and then explodes off the mat with a lariat. Alex ducks at the last second and hooks Zane around the waist, driving him to the mat with a German Suplex. He bridges, but Zane rolls a shoulder at two.

Alex grabs Zane as he gets up and sends him to the corner. Alex follows a step behind him and runs into an elbow when Zane suddenly puts on the brakes. Alex staggers back, and Zane levels him with a discuss punch. He hauls Alex onto his shoulder and drives him to the mat with a running power slam, rolling through and reaching out to make the tag to Chad. Chad springs to the top rope and hits a Frog Splash. He covers, but Alexis is in to break it up at two. While the referee forces her back to her corner, Chad pulls Alex up, shoves him against the turnbuckles, and makes the tag to Zane.

The Texpress each wind an arm, duck under, and lift Alex onto the top turnbuckle. They climb up as well and set up a Double Superplex. Alexis starts into the ring to help out, but the referee cuts her off. Texpress hit the move and Chad rolls out to the apron while Zane floats over. He hooks the leg, but Alex manages to kick out.

Russ: How in the Hell was that not it?
Razz: I don’t know partner!

Zane pulls Alex up and pummels him with forearms. He winds Alex’s arm and sends him to the ropes. Zane lifts him for a spine buster, but Alex hooks his head and reverses into a DDT. Alex rolls over and crawls for his corner, where Alexis is bouncing on the apron and reaching out for the tag. Alex is almost there and lunges the final distance, but Zane grabs his ankle and drags him back. Alex tries for the enzugiri, but Zane ducks and catches the leg. He plants Alex with a Wheelbarrow Suplex. Zane grabs the leg again and drags Alex to the Texpress corner to make the tag.

Chad bundles Alex into the corner and springs off the second rope to dropkick him in the face. He makes the tag to Zane, who lifts Alex onto his shoulders as Chad climbs to the top - Dropkick Device! Zane makes the cover and Chad rolls to his feet - and Alexis slams into him with a flying forearm that knocks him backwards onto his partner and breaks the pin. Alexis slings Chad to the ropes and follows a step behind him, hitting a flying knee that knocks him through the ropes. Alexis turns and hits the rising Zane with a neck breaker. Chad springs to the top rope and into a leg drop, but Alexis moves and Chad hits his own partner. At this point the referee steps in and forces Alexis back to her corner, while Chad rolls out to the apron as well.

The referee starts counting both Zane and Alex down. At five Zane starts to get up. He grabs Alex, who drives a shoulder into his midsection. Alex lunges to his feet, lifting Zane up, and hits him with an atomic drop. Alex goes to the ropes and drops Zane with a clothesline. That’s all the energy he has, and he stumbles toward his corner. He reaches out as he falls forward - and he makes the tag!

Alexis leaps to the top rope and launches herself at Zane, taking him down with a flying head scissors. She hits the ropes behind him and flips over him as he sits up, snapping his neck a la Mr. Perfect. She grabs Zane’s arm and drags him onto his stomach. She grabs his other arm – Another Curb Stomp! Chad starts into the ring as Alexis climbs to the top rope. She sees him coming and modifies her Moonsault to land on Chad and take him off his feet. The referee steps in and sends Chad out of the ring, but the distraction is enough for Zane to get unsteadily to his feet. Alexis attacks him with chops and knocks him into the ropes. When she tries an Irish whip, Zane reverses it and hauls her into a spine buster. He follows up with a cover, but Alex is in to break it up at two.

Alexis and Zane are both slow to get up. Alexis ducks a swing and delivers a kick to the knee. Zane stumbles, and she springs off the second rope to drive a knee into his head. Zane is off balance, and Alexis sends him into the Darling Corner. Zane hits the turnbuckles and explodes out, running through Alexis with a clothesline. He stoops to pick her up, and she grabs his head and drops, driving his jaw into her shoulder. Alexis turns and lunges for her corner, making the tag. Zane crawls to his corner as well. Alex is in and grabs his leg, but Zane is too close and makes the tag to Chad.

Chad vaults the ropes and throws a super kick that catches Alex on the jaw. He grabs Alex’s arm before he falls and slings him to the ropes. Alex reverses and plants Chad with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex. He covers, but Zane is in to break it up. This brings Alexis in as well, and we have a four-way brawl. The Texans get the Darlings in opposite corners and send them across the ring. Alexis and Alex link arms and Alex sends Alexis into Chad with a flying forearm. Zane runs across the ring and runs right into a super kick from Alex. Zane falls back against the ropes and Alexis joins her husband in a double dropkick that sends Zane out to the floor! Alexis grabs Chad and pulls his arm across his throat. Alex takes over - Darling Driver! Alex covers. The referee counts One…Two…KICKOUT!

Russ: And THAT should have been it!
Razz: These four are so spent, they aren’t hitting these moves as clean as they normally would!

Neither man gets up right away, and the referee starts his count. 1…..2……3…. 4 Alex lunges to his corner and tags in Alexis as Chad struggles to his feet. Alexis hits the ropes and flies off at Chad, who catches her with an arm drag. Alexis rolls to her feet and sidesteps a dropkick, and then drops an elbow into the back of his head. She plants a knee in his back, but before she can hook him he rolls away. Alexis is up and throws a kick. Chad dodges it and catches her leg. Alexis drives her free foot into his stomach and then swings it up to kick him in the face. Chad staggers back and Alexis rolls to her feet and shoves him into the ropes. She sends Chad across the ring and catches him with a punch to the stomach that flips him to the mat. Alexis goes to the ropes and hits a baseball slide dropkick. She makes a quick cover, but only gets one.

Alexis is up first and catches Chad with a European uppercut, followed by an elbow to the nose. She sends him into her own corner and follows him in. She hits Chad with a knee to the stomach and in one flowing motion, pivots to hook Chad’s head with one arm while reaching behind her with the other to make the tag. She continues the motion into a bulldog and rolls out of the way as Alex slings himself over the ropes and drives a knee into Chad’s head. He hooks the leg, and again Chad kicks out at one.

Alex hauls Chad to his feet and backs him against the ropes, working him over with chops. He hits an Irish whip and levels Chad with a clothesline. He stomps away, and then pulls Chad up and snaps him over with a suplex. Alex makes another cover, but Chad rolls a shoulder in time. Alex drags Chad up and sends him to the ropes, and Chad springs off the second rope into a back elbow. Alex ducks it and Chad crashes to the canvas. Alex waits for him to get up and throws a kick. Chad drops to the mat to avoid it and tries a leg sweep, but Alex hops over it. This leaves Alex off balance and Chad rolls to his feet and hits a standing dropkick. Chad dives to his corner and makes the tag. Alex makes a tag as well, then tackles Chad over the ropes! Alexis nails Zane with a Spinning Heel Kick and staggers him. She hits the middle rope and leaps off into a Springboard Moonsault that is CAUGHT and turned into a Cattle Driver! Cover 1….. 2….. NO! ANOTHER KICKOUT!

Chad and Alex are brawling on the floor and things are getting out of hand. Alexis and Zane crawl to opposite corners to get to their feet. Lexi sees Chad on the floor below her, so she kicks at him from behind! Chad catches Alex charging at him and whips him onto the barricade. A Running clothesline topples them both into the crowd! Lexi screams as Zane slides in behind her and lifts her onto his shoulders for the Torture Rack! Middle of the ring, and Lexi has nowhere to go. She refuses to give up! The referee asks her again and she screams “Fuck You!” Alex sees her predicament, and starts to climb out of the crowd, but Chad traps him in a Body Scissor.

Russ: Alex can’t climb back over!
Razz: He’d better figure it out soon, or this match could be over!

As if on cue, the referee asks Lexi again if she wants to give up. No response. He lifts her arm, and before it falls limply down Lexi gives the referee the one finger salute. Zane cinches down on the Rack, clearly exerting the last of his strength to hold her up. Alexis’ arms drops a second time. She still doesn’t respond. One last check. The official lifts her arm straight up, holds it for a moment, and it falls uselessly down, middle finger pointed at the mat.

Your Winners (Referee Stoppage; 57:23) The World Tag Team Champions, Texpress!

At the bell, Zane drops Alexis and falls to his knees. Chad releases Alex, who runs in and knees strikes Zane in the back of the head! The referee stumbles back and Chad is in quickly to prevent any more attacks. Alex slowly helps Alexis up the ramp and Chad and Zane sit in the middle of the ring, too exhausted to move. Officials come down to help them to the back as the crowd gives the match a Standing Ovation.

ZED vs. JACK BULLET – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

The camera comes up on Mike Elevenbee as he prepares to announce the next match. A general crowd hum can be heard in the background.

ME: The next match for New Year’s Evil is scheduled for one fall to a finish and is for the OOWF Intercontinental Title. Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 215 pounds and hailing from Des Moines, Iowa, the archduke of the triple threat “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

The fans roar as “Fly Like an Eagle” plays. Bullet appears from the back and slaps hands as he goes to the ring. He carries Coat Rack Stevie Richards with Ellsworth the Eagle tethered to it. Stevie and Ellsworth are placed near the timekeeper on the outside.

ME: And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by BRICK~!, he is the OOWF IC Champion and the last true role model in professional wrestling, Zed.

“Hero” by Nickelback plays and Zed appears in a regal pose from the backstage area. The fans boo at him. BRICK~! yells at fans as they head to the ring.

Russ: Zed took the IC Title from Bullet at our last pay-per-view. BRICK~! was stuck between the two men and locked in a shark cage above the ring. However, we eventually learned that BRICK~! was behind Zed the whole time as he betrayed Jack and helped Zed to pickup the win.
Razz: Jack Bullet beat Jack Bullet. If he ever though BRICK~! was on his side, then he was ignorant to the point of delusion. This time out, no shark cages, no trickery. It’s just Zed versus Bullet straight up and the champ will retain, easy.

Before the bell rings, BRICK~! moves toward Coat Rack Stevie Richards and Ellsworth on the outside. Bullet vaults over the ropes and to the floor. BRICK~! sees him and runs the other way. Bullet rounds the other corner and into Zed, still on the floor. Zed cuts him off with a big punch to the head. Bullet turns away and Zed follows him with clubbing blows to the back. He grabs Jack by the back of the head and slams him into the ring apron. He then takes Jack by the wrist and whips into the nearby ring post. Bullet arches his back in pain and goes down to his knees. Referee Angelo Barros yells at Zed to move it into the ring.

Razz: The match hasn’t even started, so this is all perfectly legal. Even before the bell BRICK~! got into Bullet’s head and let him know they are going to control this bout.
Zed rolls Bullet into the ring and the bell sounds. Bullet stands and backs into the far corner. Zed comes in with a fist cocked. Jack blocks the punch and fires back with a series of his own. He then drives Zed across the ring with a series of chops to the chest. The fans ‘woo’ with each one.

Zed slumps slightly in the corner, his chest bright red from the chops. Bullet shows a cocked fist this time and looks out to the crowd. They roar and Jack scales the turnbuckles. He rains down punches and the fans count along up to 10. Bullet jumps down from the second turnbuckle. He whips Zed across the ring, who bounces hard out of the corner. Bullet meets him as he ducks low and flips him over with a back body drop.

He then points at the near corner and the fans squeal. Bullet jumps backwards to the second turnbuckle. He measures Zed as he stands and comes off with a flying clothesline that puts both men on the mat. Jack scrambles for the cover, just a two count.

Russ: Zed’s early attack seems all for not as a fired up Jack Bullet shakes it off and mounts a clobbering offense.

Bullet points at BRICK~! on the floor as he pulls Zed up by the head and arm. He throws Zed into the near ropes. Zed ducks a clothesline and goes to the opposite strands. Bullet turns and Zed comes off with a spinning wheel kick that floors Jack. Zed is up first and grabs Bullet from behind as he stands. He rams Bullet head first into the turnbuckle. He then palms the back of Jack’s head and runs his eyes across the top rope to the opposite corner. Barros scolds Zed. BRICK~! yells from the floor that he’s got a five count to break.
Zed takes Bullet and drapes him over the second rope. He then jaws at the ref for a second before running into the far ropes and coming off with a Bossman straddle. Jack grabs his throat as he falls back to the mat. Zed covers for two. Zed shoves him from behind into a seated position and clamps on a chinlock with a knee in Bullet’s back.

Razz: Zed needs to slow it down and that’s what he’s doing now.
Russ: Well, he started off by using some classic heel tactics to do it.
Razz: Obviously, Zed is smart enough to know his opponent. Jack Bullet is Mr. Old School, let’s go old school.

Bullet uses his superior strength to power up to his feet. He fires off three short elbows to the ribs. Zed lets go. Bullet goes into the ropes, but is greeted with a standing dropkick. Bullet goes down to the mat. Zed covers for two.

He pulls Bullet up and into a neckbreaker position. He points at BRICK~! and says “this one’s for you” before snapping it off. BRICK~! cheers on the outside. Zed stands and goes to the top rope. The fans cheer slightly to see that. Zed scowls, shakes his head ‘no,’ and then takes a stepdown to the second rope. He comes off with an elbow drop and covers for another two count.

“Wear him down,” BRICK~! screams from the outside and Zed returns to the chinlock. Bullet attempts to power up and out again, but Zed releases the hold and hits a double axehandle to the back. Bullet goes down and Zed lays in the boots. He leans into the near ropes and comes off with a knee drop.

Zed pulls Jack up and throws him into the ropes. Zed goes for a big boot, but Bullet grabs the foot. Zed hops off his other leg for an enzuigiri, but Jack ducks and Zed falls on his face. Bullet picks up Zed from behind with a full nelson. He turns it into a leg sweep, then sits on the mat to get his breath.

Bullet pulls Zed up as he stands and whips him into the ropes. Jack bends over for a backdrop, but Zed just steps right into him for a facelock and snaps back with a DDT in one crisp, clean motion. “Beautiful,” BRICK~! yells on the floor.

Russ: Props have to be given to the IC Champion. He’s certainly showing he can stand toe-to-toe with Jack Bullet, probably the best traditional mat technician OOWF has today.

Razz: Zed and BRICK~! just don’t want to beat Jack, they want to beat him his way to make it that much sweeter.

Zed stands and points to the top rope. The fans reflectively cheer. Zed waives them off. “Do it,” BRICK~! yells from the floor. “Blood in the water, baby, blood in the water.”
Zed heeds the request and goes to the top rope, but it all took too much time and Bullet recovers. He rushes over to the corner and hits a rising uppercut to the gut. Zed falls and crotches himself on the top turnbuckle. Bullet climbs and hooks Zed for a superplex. “Don’t you do it,” BRICK~! begs.

Bullet snaps it off and both men crash to the mat. They lie there motionless and Barros starts with a double count out. He gets to seven and Bullet rolls over to lay an arm across Zed’s chest. One…two…thr…Zed gets a shoulder up.

Russ: This has been a hard fought bout so far with plenty of action and near falls. Neither man is refusing to give up and it’s probably their hatred for each other driving them on as much as anything else.

Both men rise slowly. Zed reaches out first and whips Bullet to the corner. He charges to eat a boot. Zed turns around and stumbles away. Bullet sprints out and catches Zed for a running Jericho-style bulldog. He rolls Zed over and covers for one…two…thr…Zed kicks out.
Bullet sits up and shakes his arms and bellows to the crowd. They scream back as Bullet finds a second wind. He pulls Zed up and whips him into the ropes. Zed comes off into a sledgehammer of a blow to the stomach. He bends over and Jack straightens him up with a rising knee lift to the mush. Zed tries to stand, but is caught with an armdrag. Bullet reels off a series of armdrags. A stunned and dizzy Zed rises with Bullet behind him. He catches Zed with a full nelson again and hits a full nelson slam into a cover for one…two…BRICK~! comes over and puts Zed’s foot on the bottom rope. Barros misses that, but sees the foot and calls off the cover.

Russ: Cheating BRICK~! just saved the IC Title for his charge.
Razz: It’s his job. He’s doing his job so is man doesn’t job.

Bullet jumps up with his arms in the air as if he won. Barros taps him on the shoulder and explains what happened. BRICK~! pulls Zed to the floor and tends to him. Bullet sees this and runs into the ropes. He makes a suicide dive and wipes out both men on the floor. The fans go nuts. Bullet pulls up BRICK~! and hits a belly-to-brick suplex on the floor. He then picks up Zed and throws him into the guardrail. Barros tells him to move it back into the ring.

Bullet sprints forward and hits an Eagle Splash on Zed against the guardrail. The fans are very loud now. Bullet throws Zed back into the ring. He slingshots in from the apron with a splash and covers for one…two…thre…Zed kicks out.

Bullet rises and points to the top rope this time. The fans go bananas. Bullet climbs and is poised to come off when BRICK~! jumps on the apron. Before he can shake the ropes, Bullet changes direction and comes off with a double axe handle to BRICK~! He falls to the floor. Zed charges and Bullet ducks while pulling down the top rope. Zed goes to the floor and lands on BRICK~! Jack follows with a leg drop to Zed’s back.

Russ: If the Silver Eagle has one element of this match well scouted and planned for it’s the interference by BRICK~! who has been largely ineffectual when it’s come to going after Bullet directly.

Razz: A distraction is a distraction. If it wasn’t for BRICK~! this match might be over now, whether he got taken out or now. He shifted Jack away from Zed.

Bullet grabs Zed and throws him back into the ring. Bullet goes to follow, but BRICK~! grabs his ankle. Jack stomps him to break the hold. Bullet gets on the apron, but BRICK~! bought Zed enough time to recover and he’s there to greet Jack. Zed yanks the ropes as Jack holds them and slingshots him back into the ring. Zed hits a double knee drop to the stomach and covers for two.

He pulls Bullet up from behind and straight into a double chicken wing. He spins Jack as he drops to land over his knee.

Razz: And there is your Moment of Zed!

One…two…thre…Jack just gets a shoulder up. Zed sits up and slaps his hands together to signal three. He’s visibly frustrated. Zed stands up and stomps his foot on the mat.

Russ: He’s striking up the band and a superkick is in Jack’s Bullet’s very near future.

Bullet stands up and Zed comes forward with a superkick…Jack ducks, comes up underneath Zed, picks him up and drops him throat first over the top rope. Zed turns and stumbles back into Bullet who double underhooks the arms and reels off the Silver Bullet DDT.

Russ: And there’s the Silver Bullet that will slow you down! One…two…no, damn BRICK~!
BRICK~! flies in out of nowhere and breaks the count. Barros admonishes him.

Razz: That should be an instant disqualification.
Russ: But if it is, Bullet win the match, but doesn’t get the IC Title back.
Razz: Exactly.

Bullet pushes past Barros and takes it to BRICK~! to pop the crowd. Jack throws BRICK~! to the floor and points to the top rope. The crowd pops further. Bullet goes to the top rope.
Russ: BRICK~! bought his man enough time to recover, he’s up.
Zed runs to the top rope and looks for a superplex, similar to what Bullet got earlier. However, Bullet shoves out his arm and catches Zed in a face claw. Jack then pushes up and out and takes Zed to the mat with the claw hold.

Russ: Oh, my God, it’s a top rope Talon slam! I didn’t even that was something a person could do!
Razz: Get up BRICK~!

One…two…three! The fans explode!

ME: Your winner and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion at 17:43, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet

Russ: Jack Bullet takes the IC title for the fourth time and survived an onslaught not just from Zed, but BRICK~! as well.
Razz: That’s one match for Zed and one for Bullet. There’s a rubber match due in this feud yet and it will be the most hellacious match yet, I guarantee you.
Zed and BRICK~! are still out. Barros raises Bullet’s army in victory while he holds the IC title in his other hand. The scene fades out.

STANK vs. MAC FLASHER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

The cage is set up and Mac Flasher is announced first as "I Get Wet" by Andrew W.K. hypes the crowd. Flasher walks down the ramp completely focused on the ring. He walks right past the cage structure, through the door, and stalks around the ring with a determined look on his face. Mac then appears to notice the steel cage for the first time, taking in his surroundings while Nonpoint’s “Skin” blasts through the loudspeakers and Stank is announced while he steps out onto the stage. The OOWF World Champion walks purposefully in no hurry to get to the ring so as to give Flasher a little more time to think about the match at hand. Flasher simply leans back in the far corner while Stank finally makes it to the ring and climbs into the cage. The door is locked and Stank makes his way to the center of the ring. Flasher doesn’t move opting instead to stay in the corner and wait for the bell to ring. Stank stares at Mac from the center of the ring, tilts his head back, and laughs. This seems to prompt Flasher to finally come out of the corner. He walks right up to Stank and looks like he is about to attack, but then Mac suddenly turns and walks away, exiting the ring to test the cage in a bit of mind game play of his own. Stank watches his foe patiently while remaining in the center of the ring before Flasher rolls back in under the bottom rope and meets the champ at the center of the ring and the two men go nose to nose while the crowd noise rises in anticipation. The ref calls for the bell and we are UNDERWAY!

No words are exchanged and the two lock up and the slightly taller, yet bigger, Stank muscles Flasher back a few steps and HAMMERS him across the chest with a MASSIVE FOREARM! Flasher is knocked to the mat, but quickly rises back to his feet and yells at Stank to do it again! Stank smirks, rears back, SLAMS Flasher with another FOREARM and once again Flasher is knocked to the mat and he crawls to the corner this time to pull himself up to his feet. Stank stalks Mac and pins him there with a forearm under Flasher’s chin, but Mac fights his way out of the corner peppering Stank with shots to the jaw with the crowd fully behind him! Flasher backs Stank to the ropes and sends him across the ring. On the rebound, Flasher stops Stank in his tracks with a DROPKICK to the sternum, but the big man does not go down. Instead he staggers back while Mac scrambles to his feet and grabs Stank for a stunner, but Stank sends Flasher to the ropes, and on the rebound Stank tries to catch Flasher with a BIG BOOT, but Flasher side steps the foot and CLOTHESLINES Stank to the mat, popping the crowd!

Flasher stands over Stank and dares him to get to his feet, Stank looks up at Flasher and wipes a bit of blood from his mouth before scrambling to his feet. The two men meet in the center of the ring again and this time a street fight breaks out! The two men trade a flurry of punches, Flasher appears to be on the verge of getting the better of the exchange when Stank jams his thumb in Flasher eye. Flasher recoils and Stank scoops him up and drops him head first on the top turnbuckle! Flasher hits and staggers around a bit before Stank grabs him and FLINGS him between the ropes to the floor below! Stank snarls before he follows Flasher out. He pulls him off the floor and SMASHES him face first into the STEEL CAGE! Flasher falls to his knees and tries to collect himself, Stank takes a few steps back and gets a running start and nails Flasher with a HIGH KNEE to the back of the head that sends Flasher face first back into the cage! Flasher falls to the floor and this just got real, as Stank rummages around under the ring and comes out with a strand of barbed wire! The crowd boos the shit out of this as Stank laughs and yells “NEW KID… IT’S TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL!”

Stank pulls Flasher back and wraps the barbed wire around his head, allowing it to dig deep into his flesh causing blood to gush from the fresh slices in his skin! A few members of the audience who are sitting close enough to notice grow visibly pale. The rest catch up, as the sickening assault is captured on the OOWF-a-Tron! Stank pulls the wire off, wraps it around his fist and hammers away at Flasher, drawing more blood! Somewhere in the back Moosehead Jack is beaming with pride, as soon Flasher is wearing a CRIMSON MASK! But the crowd gets excited, as Mac fires back with a couple of shots to the mid section that backs the Champ up a few steps. Mac fights back to his feet and catches Stank with a STRAIGHT RIGHT to the jaw that staggers the big man! Mac then reaches under the ring, grabs a chair, and PASTES Stank on the head leaving a huge dent in the chair! Stank drops to one knee and stands back up, staggering around a bit before Flasher CHARGES and drives Stank backward into the STEEL RING POST! Stank falls to the floor and grabs the back of his head, his hand coming away bloody!

It looks like Flasher is determined not to be punked by Stank’s viciousness. He grabs the strand of barbed wire and wraps it around his hand and forearm. Mac then yells down at Stank “You wanna PLAY? Let’s PLAY!!” before he pulls Stank’s head back and SMASHES Stank across the face with alternating HAMMER FISTS and FOREARMS all wrapped in barbed wire! The wire slices across Stank’s face leaving nasty deep cuts that will require several hours of surgery to correct. Flasher pulls Stank to his feet and sends him face first into the cage, then rolls him under the bottom rope! Flasher slides into the ring and pulls Stank to his feet, sending him to the ropes and jumping on top of him with a LOU THEZ PRESS, followed by a rain of barbed wire assisted punches. Mac’s fans are a bit stunned by Flashers vicious assault, but none the less cheer him on. Stank tries to fend off the shots, but is mostly covering up and taking cuts from the wire on his forearms and hands. Flasher, spent on his flurry, gets up and slowly pulls Stank up to his feet, getting a little too ambitious with a SUPLEX attempt which Stank blocks! The Champ with a small burst of energy then GOOZLES Flasher and hits a desperation CHOKE SLAM!! Half the crowd appear to pop for this despite themselves. Stank cannot follow up as he falls to his knees and then collapses to the mat while both men writhe on the canvas, a bloody mess under labored breath.

The referee starts the ten count, and Flasher pushes himself up to his hands and knees, unwraps the barbed-wire from his arm, tosses it out of the ring, then struggles to get the rest of the way up to his feet. Stank pulls himself up a few feet away, using the ropes, but Flasher is suddenly on him with ELBOWS to the back of the head! Stank shoves Flasher away and tries to get to get up, but Flasher jumps back on him and beats the big man down until he falls back to the mat. Flasher howls in the air to some cheers from the fans, as he appears to have his second wind now. He finally pulls Stank to his feet and muscles him up for a SUPLEX! He then takes a breath, pulls Stank up AGAIN, teasing a FLASH DRIVE, but he holds him up for a moment, then drops Stank across the top rope, leaving the champ hanging there! Flasher then hits the ropes and catches Stank with a KNEE LIFT that sends Stank to the floor!

Blood loss is taking its toll now on each man. Flasher’s adrenaline is starting to wane a bit, as he slowly leaves the ring, and pursues Stank who has struggled up to his feet and staggered away. Flasher jogs to catch up and deliver a move, but Stank catches him with a SPINNING ELBOW to the throat, then runs Flasher FACE FIRST into the STEEL RING POST! Flasher slumps to the floor while Stank, breathing heavily, glares down at Flasher with a burn in his eyes! The Champ then picks up the chair Flasher used on him earlier, unfolds it, and then stoops down to place it around Flasher neck! Dear God! Here we go! Stank climbs to the apron and backs away a few steps while Flasher remains motionless on the floor. If he hits this it could be a career ender! Stank runs the length of the apron, LEAPS… and Flasher moves at the last second popping the crowd! Stank stumbles a few steps, as Mac gets to his feet, pulls the chair off his head, and DRIVES it again down on top of Stank’s head! Stank slowly sinks to his knees while blood pours anew from the top of his head!

Flasher then steps over to the Champ and hammers Stank with the chair repeatedly, but each chair shot seems to only enrage Stank who eventually HULKS UP, rising to his feet, a bloody mess, and glares a Mac who briefly registers shock, before TOSSING the chair at Stank who catches it then NAILING the chair into Stank’s face with a VAN DAMINATOR! This has the added effect of bouncing Stank off of the cage giving Mac the momentum to leap and SLAM Stank face first down onto the apron before sending the Champ back into the ring under the bottom rope! Mac slides in after, but does not go for the pin. Instead he peels Stank from the mat and sets him up for a FLASH DRIVE, but Stank powers out of it with a BACK BODY DROP, before collapsing back to the mat! Mac slowly turns over and crawls toward Stank, but the big man slowly rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor below to avoid any follow up assault Flasher may have had in mind. Mac sinks to the mat in equal parts exhaustion and frustration.

Both men are struggling, but Flasher appears to have a little more in the gas tank. He gets to his feet first and makes his way over to the side of the ring where Stank fell. He exits the ring and stalks over, reaching down to pull Stank to his feet, but Stank pulls something out from under the ring and BLASTS Mac in the face! Mac immediately recoils and falls on his ass, his nose exploded in a gush of blood while Stank rises up from his knees to his feet with a CHAIN WRAPPED around his FIST! Stank then walks over and pulls Flasher up, GRINDING Mac’s face against the steel cage, before grabbing the back of his head and tossing him head first onto another side of the structure! As Mac bounces backward off of the cage, Stank throws a PUNCH to the back of his Mac's head with his chain wrapped fist, causing Mac to fall to his knees before collapsing to the floor, holding the back of his head in pain! Stank then unwraps his fist and drops the chain to the floor, staring down at Flasher with just the slightest hint of admiration and venom while blood continues to run down the Champ’s face.

The crowd roars for Mac to get up and fight and he tries to oblige, pushing himself up to his hands and knees. Stank watches Mac struggle to his feet before he grabs Flasher from behind and RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX's him onto the STEEL CAGE! Mac bounces off and falls on the back of his head to the floor before Stank scrambles to his feet and rolls Flasher back into the ring under the bottom rope. Stank then climbs through the ropes with a blood soaked sadistic grin on his face while he stoops down and muscles Flasher up for a STANKBOMB, but at the height of the move Mac rains down punches to Stank’s forehead causing the big man to drop flasher to his feet! Mac seamlessly continues to punch, chop, and kick at Stank causing the big man to reel from the flurry before suddenly grabbing Flasher and whipping him HARD into the corner!

The ring seems to shift several inches on impact as Flasher hits back first against the corner causing his feet to fly up off the mat and his body to collapse to the mat! Stank then pulls Mac up to his feet, roars in his face, lifts him to the top rope, cradles Mac’s neck on his shoulder, and drops Flasher back to the mat with the CRADLE TO THE CRAVE!! Mac is dead! The crowd pops then boos, as Stank rises to his feet and glares down at the unconscious frame of Mac Flasher. Stank then reaches down and dead lifts Mac up onto his shoulders under a rain of boos from the crowd who know what is coming next. Mac isn’t moving as Stank stares out into the crowd, blood still pouring from his wounds with no time to coagulate in the heat of battle. Stank holds an equally bloody Mac Flasher there on his shoulders for several heartbeats thinking of delivering a Stank-U, but opts instead to simply shrug Mac off his shoulders, drop to his knees, then lean back for the cover… one. Two.. THREE!


Your Winner (Pinfall; 39:43)and STILL OOWF World Champion, Stank!

Stank sits up breathing heavily with Mac lying motionless behind him while Stank's theme music plays. Stank wipes blood from his eyes and slowly shakes his head before slowly turning over onto his hands and knees and leaning down toward Mac. The camera catches Stank mouthing words into Mac ear, the only recognizable bits going something along the lines of "Great match, kid." and "Any time, any place." Stank slowly rises to his feet and is handed his Championship belt by the ref. Stank then stumbles, as he exits the ring, the crowd applauding the effort displayed in the match while Stank steps out through the cage door. He then makes his way up the ramp and at the top of the stage he raises his championship up high before disappearing to the back. The crowd then stands up and cheers as Mac Flasher pushes himself up to his knees, holding his face in his hands. He wipes blood from his face clearly disappointed, but appreciative of the standing ovation. He slowly rises to his feet and soaks in the cheers before exiting the cage and making his way to the back.

Darlings come into this match with more team experience, though Bridget and Beverly have shared a corner more than once since Hell on Earth. Bridget starts off against Alexis, and though she manages to wrestle her down, Alexis gets out of a Dragon Sleeper attempt with an eyerake and then leaps to tag Alexander, who runs in with a stiff knee to take Bridget down. The Darlings are quick with tags and continually prevent Bridget from getting to her partner. At one point, Alexander has Bridget in a front facelock and Alexis winds up a stiff kick to Bridget’s ribs—as Alexander releases Bridget, however, she shoves her way past Alexis—but Alexis jumps on her with a front facelock just as Bridget gets close to a tag—but Bridget reverses, suddenly, with a Northern Lights Suplex! Hot tag to Beverly, and here we go!

Beverly is a house of fire, with multiple knockdowns to Alexis. Alexis swings a fist, and Beverly even does the catch-and-Cena-slam thing. No time for a five-knuckle-shuffle however, as Alexander runs in to stop the momentum—and Beverly catches him, spinebuster on top of his sister! Beverly throws Alexander out of the ring, but as she does, Alexis rolls her up—Beverly kicks out at two, but Alexis bridges into a Boston Crab! Beverly is twisting but can’t reach the ropes—she adjusts her twisting however, and kicks Alexis off hard! Alexander is back over to the corner and takes a light blind tag as Alexis bluffs off a charge—Beverly catches Alexis and drops her with a Sheamus-style Beverly Back Breaker—but as she executes, Alexander catches her with a SUPERKICK! Beverly is stunned by the out-of-nowhere shot and Alexander picks her up over the back—DARLING DRIVER! Bridget tries to run in for the save, but Alexis dives and clips her ankles—Bridget gets up, but not soon enough to break up the three, as Beverly is also too late on the kickout.

Your Winners (Pinfall; 11:22) The Darlings Twins!

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DING!!! DING!!!

As the match officially begins, Bullet charges across the ring towards Moose as Eco slowly approaches. Closing in on Moose in the corner, Bullet leaves him with nowhere to escape as he drives his shoulder into him, knocking him backwards against the turnbuckle. Bullet then lunges forward with a right, pounding his knuckles against Moose’s jaw, whipping his head to the side. Following up, Bullet then kicks Moose in the mid-section and finishes off the nasty little combo with a rake to the eyes.

Shooting in on Bullet, Eco wraps his leg up, bursting upward and lifting him into the air. Taking a few steps forward with Bullet held up, Eco suddenly drops him, planting him into the canvas while driving his shoulder into his opponents stomach. Crawling over top of Bullet, Eco mounts him and begins throwing violent punches, raining down onto JBs face with closed fists. Planting both hands onto the bigger mans face, Eco pushes himself up as he puts all of his weight into it.

Slamming his fist forward, Bullet hits Eco with a straight right punch, followed up with a right to the body and then closing with an uppercut. Moose lifts them both up knocking them together than tossing them into the corner. Locking onto Moose’s wrist, Bullet rips him away from the corner and then whips him to the other side of the ring. With Eco back on his feet, the two exchange punches until Moose collides with Bullet, knocking him to the mat and falling on top of him.

Charging towards them, Eco lunges forward with a right hook but misses as Moose leans out of the way. With Bullet pussing up, Eco grabs him by the back of the head with both hands and slams his head into the canvas. Working together Moose and Eco pull Bullet up and WHIP him into the corner.

THUD!!!

Bouncing off the corner and stumbling backwards, Bullet falls into Eco’s clutches. Spinning Bullet around, Eco kicks him in the stomach as he faces him, forcing him to lunge over. Lifting Bullet onto his shoulders in a fireman’s carry, Eco then lifts him over his head and releases him while dropping to his back. With both legs bent and knees over his chest, Eco hits Bullet with a double knee gutbuster.

Moose turns to them. Punching one than the other. They all begin exchanging lefts and rights. As the two Jack's beat the life out of each other, Eco is content to watch for a moment. Suddenly Eco rushes in behind them and hits them both in the back of the head, knocking them to the mat with a double clothesline. Pulling Moose up to his feet, Eco whips him to the far ropes. Walking to the center of the ring, he waits as Moose comes back on the rebound and then lifts him into the air before planting him back-first in the center of the ring with a sidewalk slam.

Crawling over Moose and hooking his leg, Eco goes for the pin as the official races over for the count.

ONE

Razz: “Bullet breaks up the pinfall!”

Kicking Eco in the back of the head, Bullet stops the officials count as he knocks him off of Moose. Stepping around Moose, Bullet makes his way towards Eco but is then hit in the back of the head with an elbow from Moose. Quickly turning around, Bullet leaves himself open as Moose hits him with another elbow, this time to the jaw. Moose then goes for a kick to the stomach but to his surprise, Bullet catches his foot before contact is made. Pulling Moose in, Bullet lifts him up and brings him back down with an inverted atomic drop. Still on his feet, Moose takes baby steps backwards as the pain begins to settle in his spine. After taunting Moose for a moment, Bullet takes off to the ropes behind him and comes back quick on the rebound, locking his arm around Moose's head and continuing to run forward before jumping up and coming back down, driving Jack's face into the canvas with a running bulldog.

Russ: “Holy Christ he is going to feel that in his face tomorrow morning!”
Razz: “Look! Bullet is going for the pin!”

After rolling Moose over to his back, Bullet makes the cover as the official drops down for the count.

ONE
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TW–

Russ: “Nope!”

Grabbing Bullet’s foot, Eco drags him off of Moose breaking up the officials count.

Razz: “Not even a full two count and Eco is there to break up the pin!”
Russ: “That’s the tricky thing about these matches. There’s always someone around to break up a pin when you think there’s an opportunity to win.”

From behind, Moose levels Eco with a running forearm shot to the back of the head. He then grabs a hold of Eco and pulls him up from the mat, wrapping his arms around his waist. Driving Eco backwards, Moose slams him into the corner and unloads with a fury of lefts and rights.

Pushing himself up, Bullet looks over at Moose doing a number on Eco and instead of jumping in, he waits.

Pounding Eco’s body with lefts and rights, Moose then ducks down to wrap him up and just as he goes to lift him up to place him on top of the corner, Eco grabs him by the head with both hands and pulls it in while thrusting his forward and hitting Moose with a vicious headbutt.

Bullet suddenly pounces! Running up behind Eco he begins to claw at his face. Meanwhile, Eco grabs Moose by the back of the head with one hand and draws back with the other before swinging forward and smashing his face with a power punch. Spinning Moose around, Eco ducks down, away from Bullet and then lifts Moose onto his shoulders in a seated position.

While Eco holds Moose in the air on his shoulders, Bullet pushes himself away from the ropes . Kicking Moose in the stomach, Bullet forces him to lunge over and then double underhooks his arms. He doesn't see Eco sliding behind him, Eco drops to his knee and LOW BLOWS him!

Eco then quickly grabs, Moose. He drops Moose to the mat with a one-handed electric chair driver.
Eco then makes the cover on Moose. The official drops to the canvas with the count.

ONE
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TWO
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THREE!!!

Your Winner (Pinfall 9:57) Ecosystem!

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Little bit of mixing up of recent teams happening here, as Mai Muyo finds herself standing across the ring from her periodic odd-couple Trios team in Beer Money. SYB starts off against Mai, and once the bell rings, attempts the FINGERPOKE OF DOOM~!. Mai gestures broadly that she’s not taking a fall, but SYB keeps poking, sticking his finger in her chest and wiggling it around a little. Watch that you don’t pull an Al Franken, SYB! Mai grabs SYB’s wrist and puts him in a hammerlock—SYB elbows out, off the ropes with the clothesline, Mai ducks and twists, another hammerlock, the two go into a little bit of a chain wrestling sequence until Awesome Bill comes in off the blind tag on Mai—Bill nails SYB so hard with a shoulderblock takedown that he does a full 360 flip to the friendly corner, and Skurge tags in.

Two big hosses in there now with a lot of familiarity with each other—after a couple tests of strength and takedowns, Skurge gets the best of Bill with a couple shots to the head, but then tries to show off with a deadlift German—Bill fights, Skurge stumbles, but then backs up a couple paces and tries again—but now Bill’s arm is such that Justin can reach and hit the tag just as Skurge executes the German! Skruge into the cover as Justin hops the ropes with a double stomp onto Skurge! Skurge rolls over holding his chest, rolling in pain to his corner—where Zed tags in! Zed and Justin into the lockup—and Zed shoves Justin into the corner, tossing him in and stomping him until just short of the five count.

Zed begins to get a beatdown rolling on Justin, building into an uncharacteristic POWERSLAM from the slim Zed to the slim Justin. Zed into the cover—kick out at two. Zed gets frustrated and begins to pound on Justin with closed fists until the referee stops him—Zed pauses, and then HEADBUTTS Justin! Zed gets up as Justin rolls over holding his face, showing a bloody lip. Zed shoves Justin into the corner chest-first—as Justin stumbles out, Zed winds up the Rise Up—Zed runs forward and connects with the Rise Up, and Justin does a full-on Ziggler spin sell—which allows Mai to lunge and get the tag, unseen by Zed! BRICK~! yells to Zed as he goes into the cover—Mai off the top rope with a half-rotation Savior Splash Senton onto Zed’s back! Zed pops up in pain, Mai leaps—BORDERLINE ADEQUATE DIAMOND CUTTER! Mai into the cover, and SYB and Skurge cheer . . . because they forgot they’re not actually on the same team this week. BRICK~! and Dorothy Mantooth yell at them, but they don’t make it into the ring in time—1-2-3!

Your Winners (Pinfall, 13:22) Banned From Everywhere & Mai Muyo!

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Demon Smoke, Matt Folz and Firewoman are introduced first in that order. Matt seems to be saying something to Fire and Fire nods. As "Party Boy Anthem" plays and OOWF Onslaught Champion Shizuru-mune Mangyuniku-Cox gets up on the apron, Fire charges forward and knocks him to the floor before he can get into the ring. At the same time, Matt clotheslines Smoke over the top rope and then follows him down to the floor. Fire whips Sizzle into the guardrail and then face first into the ring post before heading over to where Smoke and Matt are brawling. Fire grabs Smoke from behind as Matt grabs a microphone.

Matt: If I recall, you're the one who wanted to introduce tables and chairs into the Onslaught Division. Be careful what you ask for.

Matt grabs a chair and nails Smoke with it. Then Matt and Fire head over to the Norwegian announce table and pull the monitors off. They pick Smoke up and nail a Spike Piledriver through the table. Matt then picks Smoke up and hits a DDT bouncing his head off of the monitor. Matt and Fire head over to Sizzle and roll him back in the ring and the bell finally rings to start the match.

Russ: This clearly was the strategy Matt and Fire discussed last night. Try and get Smoke out of the way and then take out their mutual frustrations on Sizzle.
Razz: And this isn't going to go well for Sizzle, these are two people you do NOT want to get upset

Fire and Matt send Sizzle off the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Followed by a double lariat and a double brain buster. Matt with a side back breaker and he holds Sizzle as Fire comes off the top rope with an elbow.

Russ: You'd have to say that surprisingly Matt and Fire are showing pretty good chemistry as a team so far.
Razz: I agree, but you wonder how long that's going to last, there can only be one winner.

Matt and Fire throw Sizzle high into the air, dropping his throat across the top rope with a double stun gun. Smoke starts to get back to his feet and Matt runs over and shoves him off the apron before he can get back into the ring. Matt with an Angle Slam on Sizzle and he covers. 1...2...broken up by Fire. Matt gets to his feet and smirks, Fire just shrugs and the two start to go at it. Both mindful of the Onslaught rules, they use European Uppercuts and Chops instead of closed fists.

Russ: This is what we expected. Both multiple time Onslaught Champions and both extremely competitive, you know they both want that Championship back around their waist.

Fire gets Matt in the corner and nails him with hard chops you could hear 40 rows away. Fire whips Matt into the opposite corner and Matt hits the turnbuckle chest first, bouncing back into a Codebreaker from Fire. Fire throws Matt out of the ring and turns her attention to Sizzle who's trying to recover. Fire hits a Firestomp and then heads up top and nails a BFE. She covers, 1...2...Broken up by a returning Demon Smoke. Smoke picks Fire up and hits a sitout powerbomb for 2. Powerslam gets 2. Smoke turns and is nailed by a Dreammaker from Sizzle. Sizzle waits for Fire to get to her feet and nails her with one as well. Sizzle covers Smoke but Smoke rolls his shoulder at 2. Sizzle then covers Fire, 1...2...Dragged out of the ring by Matt. Matt sends Sizzle into the ring steps and then nails him with an overhead belly to belly suplex on the concrete. Back in the ring, Fire and Smoke are both back to their feet. Smoke charges but Fire ducks and backdrops him over the top rope. Fire follows with a Plancha and all 4 competitors start to brawl on the outside. Back in the ring the referee begins to count and when no one responds by 10 he calls for the bell.

Official Decision (10:22) Quadruple Count Out

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Chad and Shannon start out for their teams. They lock up and Chad snaps off an arm drag. Shannon rolls to her feet and sidesteps a dropkick, and then drops an elbow into the back of his head. She plants a knee in his back, but before she can hook him he rolls away. Shannon is up and throws a kick. Chad dodges it and catches her leg. Shannon swings her free foot up to kick him in the face. Chad staggers back and Shannon rolls to her feet and shoves him into the ropes. She sends Chad across the ring and catches him with a punch to the stomach that flips him to the mat. Shannon goes to the ropes and hits a BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK. She makes a quick cover, but only gets one.

Shannon is up first and catches Chad with a European uppercut, followed by an elbow to the nose. She sends him into The Circle corner and follows him in. She hits Chad with a knee to the stomach and puts him in a HEADLOCK with one arm while reaching behind her with the other to make the tag. She then BULLDOGS Chad and rolls out of the way as Ghost slings himself over the ropes and drives a knee onto the back of Chad’s head. He rolls Chad over and hooks the leg for TWO!

Ghost hauls Chad to his feet and backs him against the ropes, working him over with chops. IRISH WHIP and Ghost levels Chad with a CLOTHESLINE on the rebound. He stomps away, and then pulls Chad up and snaps him over with a SUPLEX. Ghost makes another cover, but Chad rolls a shoulder at TWO! Ghost drags Chad up and sends him to the ropes, and Chad springs off the second rope into a BACK ELBOW, but Ghost ducks it and Chad crashes to the canvas. Ghost waits for him to get up and throws a kick. Chad drops to the mat to avoid it and tries a LEG SWEEP, but Ghost hops over it. This leaves Ghost off balance and Chad rolls to his feet and hits a beautiful STANDING DROPKICK! Chad then dives to his corner and makes the tag, popping the crowd!

Zane storms across the ring and levels Ghost with a CLOTHESLINE! He scoops him up and slams him to the mat, and follows up with a LEAPING LEG DROP! He hauls Ghost up and stuns him with a pair of FOREARMS to Ghost’s face! He drives a knee into Ghost’s stomach and hauls him over with a GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! He sits Ghost up and plants a knee in his back, pulling back on his arms. Ghost manages to get his feet under him and stand up. Ghost breaks one arm free, but before he can follow up Zane YANKS him forward into a SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! Zane keeps his grip on the arm and hauls Ghost back to his feet. Zane winds the arm and twists it into a HAMMERLOCK. Ghost reaches back for Zane’s head with his free hand looking to reverse, or at least reduce the pressure on his arm, but Zane maintains the hammerlock with one hand, grabs Ghost’s head with the other, and kills him with a SIT OUT FACEBUSTER! Zane rolls him over and covers, but Ghost kicks out at TWO!

Zane is up first and stuns Ghost with a HIGH KNEE LIFT! He then kicks Ghost in the gut and tries to lift him for a POWERBOMB, but Ghost drops to his knees to block. Zane hits several forearms to the back and tries to pull him up again, but Ghost grabs Zane’s legs and yanks him off his feet. Ghost tries to turn wrap Zane up in a SHARPSHOOTER, but Zane kicks him away. Zane rolls to one knee and waits for Ghost to approach, and then explodes off the mat with a LARIAT! But Ghost ducks at the last second and hooks Zane around the waist, driving him to the mat with a BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX, but Zane rolls a shoulder at TWO!

Ghost grabs Zane as he gets up and sends him to a neutral corner. Ghost follows a step behind him and runs into an ELBOW from Zane! Ghost staggers back, and Zane levels him with a DISCUSS PUNCH! He scoops Ghost up onto his shoulder and drives him to the mat with a RUNNING POWER SLAM! Zane hops to his feet and makes the tag to Chad. Chad springs to the top rope and hits a FLYING ELBOW. He covers, but Shannon is in to break it up at TWO! While the ref forces her back to her corner, Chad pulls Ghost up, shoves him against the turnbuckles, and makes the tag to Zane.

Texpress each take an arm and lift Ghost onto the top turnbuckle. They climb up as well and set up for a SUPERPLEX! Shannon starts into the ring to help out, but the ref cuts her off. Texpress hit the move and Chad rolls out to the apron while Zane floats over. He hooks the leg, but Ghost JUST manages to kick out! Zane pulls Ghost up and pummels him with forearms. He winds Ghost’s arm and sends him to the ropes. Zane lifts him for a spine buster, but Ghost hooks his head and REVERSES into an IMPLANT DDT! Ghost then stumbles toward his corner, reaches out, and he makes the tag!

Shannon leaps to the top rope and launches herself at Zane, taking him down with a FLYING HEAD SCISSORS! She hits the ropes behind him and flips over him as he sits up, snapping his neck! She grabs Zane’s arms and flips him over for a CURBSTOMP! Chad starts into the ring as Shannon climbs to the top rope. She sees him coming and switches her assault into a dropkick to take Chad off his feet! The ref steps in and sends Chad out of the ring, but the distraction is enough for Zane to get unsteadily to his feet. Shannon rises to her feet and attacks him with chops and knocks him into the ropes. When she tries an Irish whip, Zane REVERSES and hauls her into a desperation SPINE BUSTER! He covers, but Ghost is in to break it up at two.

Shannon and Zane are both slow to get up. Shannon ducks a swing and delivers a kick to the knee. Zane stumbles, and she springs off the second rope to drive a knee into his head. Zane is off balance, and Shannon sends him into The Circle corner. Zane hits the turnbuckles and explodes out, running through Shannon with a CLOTHESLINE! He stoops to pick her up, and she grabs his head and drops, driving his jaw into her shoulder. Shannon turns and lunges for her corner, making the tag. Zane crawls to his corner as well. Ghost is in and grabs his leg, but Zane is too close and makes the tag to Chad!

Chad vaults the ropes and throws a SUPERKICK not quite catching Ghost on the jaw, but enough to stun him. Chad grabs Ghost’s arm before he falls and slings him to the ropes. Ghost reverses and plants Chad with a TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM! Ghost covers, but Zane is in to break it up! This brings Shannon in as well, and we have a four-way brawl! The Texans get The Circle in opposite corners and send them across the ring. Shannon LEAPFROGS Ghost and charges into Chad with a LEAPING BACK ELBOW! Zane rushes at Ghost and runs right into a SUPERKICK from Ghost! The Circle then begins beating down on Chad and Zane, but Texpress reverse and fight back and the four-way brawl resumes in earnest with neither team gaining an advantage. The ref pleads for order and gets nothing, but chaos. He is about to throw this match out when suddenly the bell rings followed by a rain of boos from the crowd!

Official Decision (25:00) Time Limit Draw

Neither team cares as they continue to brawl before more refs, officials, and security rush the ring to separate the two teams while the crowd chants “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!”

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Mac Flasher comes to the ring, and apparently the technically difficulties of past championship matches between these two have been fixed. Fans cheer for Mac and the match, and Mac awaits Stank, who comes out to mostly boos, except for Saints fans. The two meet in the ring and Stank makes a big show of polising up the belt before he holds it up waaaay high....and then hands it to the referee. The championship match presentation and introductions are made, and a slobberknocker starts between the two milliseconds after the bell rings. It's a tough start and neither one is giving way for our first section of the match. Even though it isn't an onslaught match, the referee is calling it pretty tight, throwing out warnings and near-5 counts left and right, but moreso to Stank than Mac. Stank starts to complain, and Mac sees his opening. He grabs Stank for some armdrags (no small feat!) and tries to wear him down with some chin holds. Stank really has to exert some energy to get him to release enough for a stand. Mac does the smart thing and works on the big man's knees, so Stank can't really get his balance. Mac kicks the back of Stank's leg to kick it out from under him, and then hits the ropes for some extra oomph for a flying elbow ot the back of Stank's head. Stank rolls over clutching his neck, allowing Mac to go for the pin. But, he's not quite out yet, and Stank easily pushes Mac off him. Mac kips upd and Stank also gets to his feet (somewhat less gracefully). Mac pounces to get in position for the Duquesne Incline, but Stank has it scouted, and easily shift so he can lock in the CATCH-22~! He manuevers Mac to the ground locking in and while Mac flails valiantly for a while, it's no use...MAC TAPS!

Your Winner (Submission 8:34) Stank!

The referee signals to Stank to release the hold, but Stank is refusing!

Russ: It's almost like he's trying to teach Mac a lesson!
Razz: I think the champ is getting ready to learn his own lesson.

As predicted, the referee calls the ring announcer over and we get the announcement. Stank has been disqualified!

Your Winner (Disqualification 8:34) Mac Flasher!

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#836)
Live! From St. Paul, MN
December 20, 2017

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. BEER MONEY

Insane in the Brain brings out Awesome Bill, Justin Sane & Ellie Mae from Elijay to a warm ovation. Bill chugs some PCPL from his jug, while Justin stops to ask a fan if he can borrow five bucks. Juliette plays next, and Skurge, SYB, and The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth make their way to the ring. Halfway down the ramp, TLATDM stops dead in her tracks..... and we suddenly realize Ellie and Dorothy are wearing the exact same dress! TLATDM charges Ellie Mae and tackles her to the floor. Justin starts to pull them apart, but Bill stops him with a goofy grin. The women tear at each other's dresses, shredding them in short order. SYB and Skurge stand beside Bill, all three eyes popped out and jaws agape. Justin looks on in confusion as the ladies pull hair and scratch and claw at each other, screaming the whole time. SYB grabs a bucket of popcorn from a fan and takes a mouth full, passing it on to Bill. As the women are quickly down to their undergarments, the referee finally jumps down and pulls them apart, sending both women away from ringside to a chorus of boos. He orders the teams in the ring and calls for the bell!

SYB and Bill start us off, circling each other, each looking for an opening. Bill lunges, SYB retracts and Bill comes at him with a forearm shot. Bill hip tosses SYB out of the corner and puts on an amrbar. SYB slowly works his way to his feet, and Bill sends him into the ropes for a back drop! Bill drops an elbow and covers One…. Two….. and SYB kicks out.

The Awesome one tosses SYB into the BFE corner and tags in Justin. Justin scales the turnbuckles and Bill holds SYB in place for a Double Axe-Handle shot. Justin quickly pulls him in for a DDT and covers One... SYB props a boot on the bottom rope and gets a break. Justin gets to his feet and charges. SYB manages to avoid the punch and pops Justin with a quick forearm shot. SYB makes the tag and Skurge climbs through the ropes.

Skurge pounces on Justin, dropping a knee across his chest. He drags Sane to his feet and hoists him for a body slam. Justin slides off behind and runs Skurge into the ropes roll up One….. Two…. No! Skurge kicks out and gets to his feet mad. He is greeted with a Kick! Wham! Stunner! Justin scrambles to cover again One….. Two….. No! Skurge grabs the bottom rope in time! Justin tags in Bill, and they pull Skurge to his feet and lift him for a Double Flapjack! Bill drops an elbow and covers One….. Two….. No! Skurge kicks out again!

Skurge and Bill square back off. They push back and forth a moment, and Bill strikes out with an uppercut. Skurge recoils and comes off the ropes with a boot to the face. Bill hits the mat hard, and the big Canadian delivers a leg drop. He pulls Bill in for a DDT, and SYB is there to tag in. Rocket Launcher! SYB hooks the leg! One..... Two..... no! Bill kicks out and gets to his knees. SYB hits the ropes for a Flying Burrito and Bill tumbles back to the mat. SYB tries another cover, and Bill launches him off before Hale even gets in position. Bill catches a charging SYB for a Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker and lunges for his corner.

Justin tags back in, and catches SYB before he can tag out. Irish Whip and Justin hits the opposite ropes, Big Cross Body! Justin delivers a High Risk Headlock into the turnbuckle!, Then a second! And a Third! He pulls SYB up and plants him on the turnbuckle. Justin climbs up for a Superplex... but Skurge is there to knock him to the floor. Bill comes running over and Skurge knocks him to the floor as well. SYB stands up on the turnbuckle and dives at BFE, laying both of them out on the concrete. Skurge comes over and pulls SYB to his feet and rolls him back in the ring. The referee starts a count 1.... 2.... 3.... 4.... Bill stirs first, and hears the count, and begins to pull Justin to his feet. 5.... 6.... 7.... And Bill rolls Justin under the ropes. Skurge kicks him in the ribs before he can stand. Tag to SYB Beer Money sets up to Drop a Deuce, but Justin blocks the Superplex by Skurge. He somersaults over Skurge and looks for a powerbomb! Skurge hangs on, and Justin cannot put the big man down. Bill runs over and they deliver a Tandem Powerbomb! Skurge is laid out! Justin covers…. And the referee has to tell him Skurge is not the legal man. Bill, having turned around already, eats a Jersey Turnpike while celebrating, then SYB catches Justin from behind with a Skull Crushing Finale! That’ll do it. 1.... 2.... and 3.

Your Winners (Pinfall 6:26) Beer Money!

ECOSYSTEM vs. JACK BULLETT

Lots of back and forth in this one. Eco tries to goad Bullet into a wild brawl, but Jack keeps it in the ring, which repeatedly frustrates Eco. Finally Eco relents and tries some chain wrestling, but that goes poorly for him resulting in several near falls for Bullet. Eco finally manages to gain control with a well hidden punch to the throat. Eco gets a little too cocky though and climbs the ropes for a MOONSAULT, but Jack jumps to his feet, catches him on the ropes and turns it into a middle rope RAZOR’S EDGE! Bullet rolls Eco up and gets the three count before Juni can kick out.
WINNER in 10:02 – Jack Bullet

FIREWOMAN vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO

Firewoman comes out first to "Terror" by My Ruin. Despite some of her behavior, there are still plenty of cheers, and a couple of "Team Fire/Stank" signs. Fire smirks at those and then rolls into the ring. Kylie comes out to her generic face music and slaps hands as she walks to the ring.

Russ: Folks, after tonight, Kylie is taking some time off, and I'm sure she wants to go out with a victory.
Razz: She may, but Fire's not likely to just let her do that. In fact, the mood Fire's been in lately, I'd be surprised if she lets Kylie walk out of here at all!

The women meet in the center for the rules to be read, and Misami Misawa calls for the bell. Opening five minutes are pretty textbook, although Kylie largely has the edge over the seasoned veteran. Fire's about a half-step off anticipating Kylie's moves and takes the worst of it during a perfect workshop of rope work. Kylie's flying and Fire's just trying to keep up. Kylie leaps of the second rope and into a hurricanrana that send Fire through the ropes and onto the floor. Fire tries to regain her bearings, and Kylie rears back and TOPE CON HILO~! That would have been a great move, except Fire did those bearing and she was able to catch Kylie mid-air. She pauses as Kylie pleads her case, but to no avail. Fire suplexes Kylie onto the floor! Both women need some time to recover, and Misawa begins to count.

Kylie is up first and rolls into the ring and Fire slowly follows. She climbs to the top of the apron, and Kylie shoulder blocks her right into the ribs. Once, twice, thri--NO! On the last block, Fire grabs her by the hair and guillotines her off the top rope so hard she bounces and lands on her back. Fire puts her hand up at Misawa's warning about the hair pull, and steps over the ropes, not moving so slowly as she was letting on.

Russ: Uh oh...Maybe Fire was playing a little possum.
Razz: What is it they say "Experience and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance?"
Russ: ... close enough.

Fire moves methodically around Kylie on the mat, stalking her, and occasionally stomping her to stay down. She pulls Kylie up by the hair, drawing and ignoring another hair-pull warning and starts to get her in position for the Firestorm, when she spies Mac on the top of the ramp, arms folded. Fire just smirks at him and tosses Kylie roughly to the side. Fire kicks her out of the way, and then heads to lean over the ropes to taunt Mac. Mac breaks into a smile as Kylie recovers, and scrambles over to try the school girl roll up, but unfortunately for Kylie, Mac's smile gave Fire the head's up. Fire rolls through the school girl, reversing it, and rolls Kylie up for the one-two-three!

WINNER~! In 8:03 via pinfall.... Firewoman!

Firewoman is not done as she grabs Kylie's leg and drags her roughly to the ringpost. Fire drops down and puts Kylie in a RINGPOST FIGURE FOUR~! Kylie thrashes about and Mac, who had started to back, now turns to run down the ramp. He just about gets to Fire, when Fire drops the hold and shoves Kylie off the apron, right in front of Mac. Fire scurries around the other side of the ring, and Mac chooses to help Kylie instead of persuing Fire.

Mac helps Kylie to her feet and she thanks Mac, but pushes him away a little bit. She rolls into the ring and slowly, painfully gets to her feet. She looks around at the crowd, the crowd senses something is going on. Kylie slowly bows in all four directions, and waves to the crowd. She drops to the mat, and Mac helps her to the back.

Russ: For those of you who may not know, this was Kylie Mignolio’s last match with the OOWF. Her contract expired a few days ago, and she agreed to this final match before moving on to other things. I speak for everyone in the OOWF when I sincerely wish Kylie the best in her future endeavors.

Razz: There is no shame in walking away. The OOWF is a meat grinder. She did her time, and she did a damn fine job of it. Hats off to Kylie, and I hope we see her again someday soon

Nash: That’s nothing

Razz: Where the hell did you come from?

Nash: I am tired of being the forgotten man. Look Razz, when I retired it was in front of 750,000 people in the Tokyo Dome, after I made Antonio Inoki submit in less than sixty seconds.

Russ: One, the Tokyo Dome only holds 55,000 people. Two, you never faced Antonio Inoki

Nash: Are you calling me a liar?

Russ: No, I am just saying you are factually inaccurate

Nash: That’s better.

MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE

Bev is out first, to the cheers of the crowd. “Scarecrow” plays and Moose storms the ring sliding under the bottom rope and immediately going after Bev. Bev blocks a punch from Moose and lands one of her own staggering Moose a bit, she connects with a clothesline that sends Moose to the mat, but he pops back up to his fee and staggers against the ropes. Bev charges, but Moose back drops her over the top rope to the floor, to her credit Bev lands on her feet and grabs Moose by the ankle and pulls him to the floor and whips him into the guardrail hard. Bev charges in and nails Moose with an elbow between the eyes that opens Jack up hardway. Moose staggers around the ring and sees blood dripping from his forehead, then turns and catches a pursuing Bev with a kick to the gut before landing a VERY stiff punch to the jaw that drops Bev to one knee. Bev gets back up and the two of them go at it in an old hockey fight style, landing numerous potatoes to the face. They fall to the floor and continue landing shots, Bev is now bleeding from the ear and nose, and Bev has widened the gash on Jack’s forehead. Moose struggles to his feet and grabs a chair and swings it full force at Bev, luckily for her Bev drops to the floor and Moose warps the chair around the ring post. Somewhere in the back someone realizes that this is an actual fight and no longer a wrestling match, so they send out the troops to separate the two. The crowd boos the shit out of this. Moose slides back into the ring with a mic, wiping the blood from his face.

MHJ: So Bev, last week it’s Eco, this week it’s me, suddenly you think you’re some kind of badass? (Bev encourages Moose to BRING IT!) Let me tell you something, a month ago you said you would face me in any match, anywhere, anytime, so let me set the fucking match for you, you fucking asshole. New Year’s Evil, Taipei Death Match. Loser cannot answer the bell. Oh Bev, and let me give you a little fucking advice, wear black, because I goddamn guarantee you this, I will fucking bury you.

Moose slams down the mic and snarls at Bev, on the outside Bev is heard yelling I ACCEPT! I ACCEPT! YOU GOT IT!

WINNER – No Match

SHIZURU-MUME MANGIYUKU-COX vs. DEMON SMOKE vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF Onslaught Championship Triple Threat Match

Demon Smoke decides NOT to take Matt’s advice, so he and Matt take turns beating the hell out of one another before turning on Sizzle and beating the ever loving shit out of him. After about ten minutes, Sizzle can barely stand, the problem is, neither Mat nor Smoke can put the other one down long enough to score a pin on Sizzle. The end comes after almost thirteen minutes. Smoke and Folz try a double clothesline on Sizzle to send him over the top rope to the floor, but Sizzle falls backward and low bridges both of them. Smoke and Folz fly over the top rope and land hard on the floor. Just when it appears that Sizzle is going to win via countout, Firewoman races down the ramp, slides into the ring and hits Sizzle with the MOOSEKILLER! Clearly Fire is still upset over Sizzle taking her DDT title. Fire stands over Sizzle berating him, the referee has no choice but to call for the bell!
WINNER by disqualification, in 13:49 – Shiziru-Mume Mangiyuku-Cox!

Folz slides back into the ring and asks Fire what the hell she is doing, Fire just looks at him and smirks and leaves the ring and heads to the back, pausing just long enough to give Smoke a good hard look

TEXPRESS vs. THE CIRCLE vs. THE DARLINGS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Elimination Match

The Circle is announced and they come out to Alter Bridge's “The Uninvited” and are treated as such while boos rain down on the husband and wife duo who have both leaned from tweener into solid heel territory as of late. Ghost is uncharacteristically not wearing face paint, but Shannon saunters down the ring in her full gear including mask and face paint. The Circle enters the ring and Shannon removes her mask as she raises it toward the crowd while she circles to each corner and Ghost kneels in the center of the ring, nonplussed, to further boos from the crowd. The Darlings are out next to Imagine Dragon’s “Radioactive”. They make their way to the ring and step up on the apron to a mixed reaction from the crowd as The Circle occupy a far corner and glares are exchanged between the two teams.

Both teams then eye the stage awaiting the OOWF World Tag Team Champions. To their confusion, The Rolling Stone’s, “Paint it Black”, plays and out comes “Depth Charge” Chad Madison and “Land Mine” Zane Meyers collectively known as Explosive Ordinance Disposal. Chad and Zane in full bomb disposal gear methodically make their way to the ring with their Championships slung over their shoulders. They then strip down to more conventional ring wear which are military camouflage versions of their Texpress gear. They raise their Championships high and pose to the rabid cheers of the fans before they enter the ring. The referee calls all three teams to the middle and goes over the brief instructions. Only one member of the team can be the legal man in the ring at any given time, both members of the team have to be eliminated for that team to be eliminated. Shannon remains inside letting Ghost know that she wants to start the match for The Circle. Chad volunteers for his team and steps between the ropes, and The Darlings seem content to remain on the apron to watch the match unfold. The ref calls for the bell and we are underway!

Shannon and Chad slowly circle each other and lock up, Chad pushes Shannon back to the neutral corner, the referee calls for a clean break and gets it. Chad moves back to the middle of the ring and motions for Shannon to come forward. She charges out of the corner and Chad moves to lock up, but Shannon ducks behind him and rolls him up for a quick one count. Chad kicks out easily and spins to his feet and tries a SUPERKICK, as Shannon comes off the ropes, but Shannon grabs his leg and takes him to the mat with a DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP, then reaches out and tags in her husband. Ghost comes between the ropes and waits for Chad to get to his feet and grabs him by the throat and sweeps his legs driving the back of his head to the mat. Ghost covers, but Chad rolls his shoulder at TWO! Ghost pulls Chad up and sends him to the ropes, Alex reaches out and makes a blind tag and charges in behind Chad. Ghost leapfrogs over a rebounding Chad, then catches Alex with a BACK ELBOW that drops Alex to the mat! Alex scrambles to his feet quickly only for a rebounding Chad Madison from the opposite ropes to catch him with a SPINNING HEEL KICK to the face! Alex this time stays down, Chad exits the ring, and Ghost covers for TWO! before Alexis makes it in time to save her brother. Ghost pulls a woozy Alex to his feet and throws him into The Circle’s corner and follows him in with a hard running CLOTHESLINE, then tags Shannon. Ghost wrings the arm and pulls Alex out of the corner, then Shannon leaps from the top rope and drops an elbow down across Alex shoulder, then SNAP MARES him to the mat and works over the arm with several KNEE DROPS on it for emphasis.

Alex struggles, but eventually works his way to his feet and backs Shannon into the corner and the referee calls for another clean break. Shannon breaks cleanly, but Alex catches her with a knee to the midsection that doubles her over. He then hits a KNEE LIFT that snaps her head up and sends her to the mat in the corner. Alex tags in Alexis, and Alexis charges into the corner and hits a DELAYED DROP KICK right to Shannon’s face! She pulls her out of the corner and covers, but Shannon rolls her shoulder at TWO! Alexis pulls Shannon to her feet and quickly tags Alex back in. Alex climbs to the top, as Alexis then nails Shannon into the mat with a KUDO DRIVER! Alex then leaps from the top with PHOENIX SPLASH! That’s it! Alex covers, but Ghost comes in and pulls him off of Shannon before the three count! Alex angrily scrambles to his feet and shoves him out of the ring as Ghost turns to walk away! When Alex turns back, Shannon has staggered slowly back to her feet pulling herself up by the ropes. Alex stalks over and grabs a SIDE HEAD LOCK, but Shannon reverses it to a desperation BACK BODY DROP, then reaches out and tags in Zane!

The audience roars as Zane steps between the ropes. Alex gets on his feet, but Zane catches him with a kick to the face, then pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him in a MILITARY PRESS, but before “Land Mine” Myers can drop Alex to the mat, Alex reaches down and rakes Zane’s eyes. Zane staggers around the ring and Alex bounds off the ropes and CHOP BLOCK Zane from behind, sending the big man to the mat! Alex tags in Alexis and she steps into the ring and waits for Zane to get to his feet. Zane tries to stand, but he falls back to the mat unable to support his weight on a bad leg! Lexie loses patience and stalks over. She measures Zane while he pushes himself up to his hands and knees then drops an elbow on back of his head! She then steps over and locks in a SHARPSHOOTER causing Zane to howl in pain! Zane flails about wildly, but is nowhere near a rope, so Chad steps through, bounds off the ropes, and knocks Alexis off of Zane with a SHINING WIZARD to break the hold! Alexis rolls out of the ring near The Circle’s corner!

Alex is livid and bum rushes Chad, as he turns to go back to his corner, shoving him out of the ring! Alex then attacks Zane from behind catching him with elbows to the back of the head before the big man can push himself up to his feet. Alex then stops his assault long enough to pull Zane up to his feet and replant him to the mat with a REVERSE DDT before the ref can coral Alex back to his corner. Alexis then crawls back into the ring eyeing The Circle as she slides in. She then flips Zane over and traps him in a DARLING CLUTCH, but she struggles to apply the hold and Zane this time wriggles his way to the ropes and grabs the bottom forcing the break. Zane pulls himself up to his feet by the ropes and Alexis keeps the attack going and sends Zane to the opposite ropes he rebounds, staggering on the bad leg, right into a SUPERKICK from Alexis! She covers, but Chad breaks up the pin before the count of one. The ref herds Chad back to his corner as Alexis snarls and pulls Zane to his feet, runs the ropes, and BLASTS him with a RUNNING KNEE! But Zane staggers and falls back to The Circle corner where Shannon tags in!

Alexis shows some frustration and tries to meet Shannon with punches, but Shannon blocks them and peppers Alexis with shots of her own. Shannon sends Alexis unintentionally into The Darlings corner and charges in, but Alexis hops up onto the middle turnbuckle and Shannon slams shoulder first into the ring post while Alex tags himself in! Alex then rolls Shannon up for a two count, but Shannon kicks out while grabbing her shoulder in pain. Alex then quickly pulls Shannon to her feet, kicks her in the gut, and hits a BRAINBUSTER! Alex rolls through and hooks Shannon hard and gets the three count just before Ghosthead can make the save. Shannon Mann is eliminated!

While the ref pushes Ghost back toward The Circle’s corner, Alex gets to his feet and takes a moment to gloat which was a mistake because Zane comes into the ring and KILLS Alex with a STO! He then pulls Alex to his feet and lifts him up into the TORTURE RACK! Now it’s Alex’s turn to howl in pain, but he doesn’t do so for long as Alexis leaps over the top rope and flies over to Chad, catching him by surprise by knocking him off of the apron and into the crowd guardrail. It distracts Zane enough to involuntarily loosen his grip. Alex drops behind Zane while Alexis leaps up at the big man and drops him forward into a CODEBREAKER which causes Zane to snap back upright and stagger backwards into a LUNGBLOWER from Alex! Alex covers and the ref counts to THREE! Zane Myers is eliminated!

The crowd boos as Zane rolls out of the ring to the floor and Ghosthead steps between the ropes. It is down to him, two on one, against The Darlings for the moment, as Chad lays on the outside struggling to recover from Alexis attack. The ref tries to get Lexie to exit the ring before the Darlings can pull off another double team and Ghosthead takes advantage of the distraction by rushing in and CLOTHESLINING Alex over the top rope to the floor! Ghost then follows him to the outside and slams Alex face first into the steel steps. Meanwhile Alexis pushes her way past the referee and charges looking to dive through the ropes at Ghosthead, but a woozy Chad intercepts, and takes Alexis down with a SUPERKICK! He covers insitnctively, but neither one is legal!

On the outside, Ghosthead rolls Alex back into the ring, as Chad and Alexis make it back to their respective corners. Ghost grabs Alex and flings him into The Darlings corner, following close behind with a STINGER SPLASH, but Alex raises his knees and Ghost crashes into them as Alexis makes a blind tag. Ghost staggers back, as Alex rushes him, but Ghost LEAPFROGS over Alex and spins around while Alex passes underneath. Lexie steps through the ropes behind Ghosthead while Alex stops short, turns, and charges back at Ghost with a running SUPERKICK, but Ghost moves out of the way and Alex CRACKS Alexis right on the jaw, sending her to the mat. Ghost grabs Alex and throws him out of the ring, covers Alexis, hooking her leg, and gets the one, two, THREE! Alexis Darling has been eliminated!

The crowd pops for that despite themselves while Ghost rises to his a feet a couple of steps from Chad. He glares, alternating between Chad on the apron and Alex struggling to his feet outside the ring. Ghost eventually feints like he will go after Alex, but suddenly turns around and grabs “Depth Charge” SLINGING him over the top rope and into the ring to the boos of the crowd. Ghost peels Chad off the mat and lifts him into a T-BONE SUPLEX! Ghost covers Chad, but “DC” kicks out at two! Ghost pulls Chad to his feet and whips him toward the ropes where Alex clubs Chad on the back of his head knocking Madison face forward to the mat. The ref counts that as a tag while Alex steps through the ropes and he and Ghost go at it, hammering one another with punches and kicks while Chad rolls out to the floor. Alex then sends Ghost to the ropes and catches him in a SLEEPER HOLD, but Ghost quickly reverses it to a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! With Alex on the mat, Ghost heads to the corner and climbs to the top rope, he steadies himself and hits a SPECTRE’S FALL! Ghost writhes in pain, hurting himself almost as bad as he hurt Alex. Both men are down for the moment while Chad is pulling himself back up onto the apron by his corner. Ghost eventually drapes an arm across Alex’s chest for the 1.. TWO… THR- NO! Alex rolls the shoulder just in time!

They both struggle to their feet and Ghost whips Alex to the ropes and tries a CLOTHESLINE, but Alex ducks it and catches Ghost with one of his own on the rebound! Alex then pulls Ghost up into a DARLING DRIVER and covers...

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THRE… NOOO! Ghost JUST manages to drape his foot over the bottom rope! Alex is livid and gets in the ref’s face not realizing the ref stopped the count because Ghost was close enough to the ropes. Chad tags Ghosthead’s foot and the ref sees it. Alex has his back turned to Chad while he faces the ref, but he sees the ref clap his hands together to signal the legal tag and turns around just in time to catch an incoming Chad Madison with a MAIN EVENT SPINE BUSTER! Alex pulls Chad up and whips him into the corner and charges in for a HELLUVA KICK, but Chad dodges out of the way! Alex SLAMS into the corner and staggers backward, and a recovered Ghost grabs him from behind, spins Alex around and NAILS him with a HORROR DRIVER! Ghost covers not realizing Chad had tagged his foot and is the legal man! Ghost, irate, rises to his feet, as the ref tries to explain, but Chad blindsides Ghost with a Daniel Bryan RUNNING HIGH KNEE to a huge pop from the crowd! Chad runs to the top corner and DIVES on Alex with a TWISTING SPIRAL SPLASH! Chad covers and gets the one, two, three! Alexander has been eliminated!

Chad, running out of adrenaline, quickly as he can heads to the corner, and climbs the ropes, as an exhausted Ghosthead struggles to rise to his feet. Chad waits for Ghost to get up and leaps trying for a HURRICARANA, but Ghost catches him and DRIVES him to the mat with a POWERBOMB! Ghost folds him up and covers, but Chad somehow rolls his shoulder and the crowd cheers! Ghost rises quickly to his feet and stalks the ref complaining of a slow count! Chad slowly rises to his feet and sneaks up behind Ghost, spinning the bigger man around, and sending Ghost to the ropes. On the rebound, Chad catches him with a SUPERKICK that drops Ghost to the mat, popping the crowd! Thinking that won’t be enough, Chad reaches down, grabs Ghost’s legs, and tries to roll him into a BOSTON CRAB! Ghost fights the move, and when Chad reaches down to readjust the hold on, Ghost wraps his legs around Chad’s neck, traps his arm, and cinches in the PHANTASMAGORIA!!!! The crowd roars for Chad to fight it, and he does, as he remarkably displays a feat of strength, lifting Ghost a few feet off the mat, and SLAMMING him down with an attempted POWERBOMB, but it isn’t forceful enough to dislodge Ghost! Chad shifts his weight for a pin attempt, as Ghost holds on, rolling his shoulder to avoid the pin! Chad then tries to throw a few weak punches with his free hand, but Ghost holds on and Chad drops to one knee! Chad reaches for the ropes, but Ghost pulls him away from them! Ghost squeezes harder and Chad is really starting to fade. Chad again tries to reach the ropes, but he can’t quite reach them. He tries to create breathing space by weakly trying to crank on Ghost's leg with his free hand, and Ghost decides to switch tactics, as he releases the hold, quickly gets to his feet, bounces off the ropes, and catches Chad with SHINING WIZARD to the face, bowling Chad over onto his back to the dismay of the fans! Ghost then jumps on Chad and locks in the VEX VICE! Ghost pulls back with everything he has and Chad is in serious trouble! Chad struggles mightily for a long stretch and remarkably manages to roll Ghost over into a modified cradle JUST long enough to get the one, TWO, THREE!!!! Holy crap! Chad did it! Ghosthead has been eliminated!

Your WINNERS (36:33, Pinfall) and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions, Explosive Ordinance Detail! (AKA Texpress)

ZED vs. MAI MUYO vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY – OOWF Intercontinental Title Triple Threat Match

Zed retains. Match TBEIL

STANK vs. MAC FLASHER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

Stank retains after a hard fought match. Apologies to Spot for having his match not written for three weeks in a row

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#835)
Madison, Wisconsin
December 13, 2017

JACK BULLET vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO

The camera fades in to Mike Elevenbee standing in the center of the ring with the microphone to his lips.

ME: Our next match this evening is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first from at a weight of 145 pounds from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Bridget O’Malley.
She comes down to the ring with the slight bounce of a prizefighter and her mouthpiece already in. Fans cheer as she enters to “Crown on the Ground” by Sleigh Bells.
ME: Introducing next at a weight of 105 pounds, Kylie Mignolio.
Kylie skips to the ring as the fans cheer. She enters the ring and embraces her friend, Bridget.
Russ: This triple threat match could almost be a handicapped match as Mignolio and O’Malley has a friendship, but not one that hasn’t been tested as both seem to have desires on Mac Flasher.
ME: And finally, at a weight of 215 pounds from Des Moines, Iowa, this is the “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.
The fans go wild as Bullet appears with Coat Rack Stevie Richard in one hand and Ellsworth the Eagle perched on top.
Razz: Jack Bullet lost his first triple threat match in the OOWF last week and he’s looking to get back to his winning ways as the Archduke of the Triple Threat on this installment.
Russ: Funny, you didn’t mention Jack’s status as the Archduke of the Triple Threat at all last week.
Razz: That’s because Leo completely forgot about that minor gimmick.
Kayfabe slowly rises up behind Razz, smacks him in the back of the head and then slinks slowly back down out of sight.

Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell. At its sound, O’Malley grabs Mignolio and whips her into Jack Bullet. Bullet is caught off guard and stumbles back into the corner. Kylie falls to the mat on all fours. Bridge rushes forward, jumps off of Mignolio’s back and hits a seated dropkick onto Bullet.

Razz: I wonder if Kylie is on this game plan or she’s just being used by her supposed friend who is going after her supposed man.

If in answer to Razz’s question, Mignolio stands and gets in O’Malley’s face, or at least as much as she can with a 10-inch height disadvantage. Bridge cocks a hand and fires it forward, but it goes over Mignolio’s head and into the jaw of Jack Bullet.

Russ: Bullet famously will not hit a woman so we’ll have to see how he does here, especially against a striker and submission artist like O’Malley.

O’Malley presses Bullet with several kicks to the side to back him into the corner again. Bridge backs off slightly and Kylie comes flying in from the side with a springboard elbow smash. Magnolio tries to rana Bullet of the corner, but he blocks it and hits a running powerbomb on the much smaller grappler.

Russ: Kylie Mignolio is a fine competitor, but she’s often out matched when it comes to height and strength. That stands for both of her opponents here tonight.
Razz: Her main asset is her speed. She can’t get caught and there, she got caught big time.

Bullet holds on for the pin. O’Malley looks to break it up with a kick, but Jack was expecting that and rolls backwards out of it. Bridget kicks nothing but air. Bullet comes up behind Bridget, hooks her in a full nelson and takes her back and over for a slam to the mat. Jack hooks his legs around O’Malley’s midsection and wraps his arms around her head for sleeperhold.

Russ: O’Malley likes to used MMA holds in her arsenal, but here we have Bullet mixing some classic wrestling and MMA together with this modified sleeperhold.

Mignolio recovers, flies into the ropes and comes off with a baseball slide. This breaks Bullet’s grip on O’Malley and she goes rolling out to the floor. Kylie goes into the ropes again and springs off with a somersault back elbow. Jack catches her around the waist and goes for a backdrop suplex, but Kylie rides the momentum to get out of it. She goes to the near ropes and disappears as Bridge pulls her to the floor. O’Malley then slides back into the ring and goes after the Silver Eagle.

Russ: It’s almost like O’Malley is trying to protect her friend some here, but Kylie would probably be the first to tell her she can take care of herself.
Razz: O’Malley can hold her own against most women and most smaller wrestlers, but Bullet has the clear power advantage here. If he’s throw a punch, he could use it to his best advantage.

Bullet covers up as Bridget peppers him with strikes. She goes in for a waistlock and tries a belly to belly suplex. Bullet uses that superior strength to block it. He puts his head under O’Malley’s chin and sends her flying back with a jawjacker. Mignolio appears on the top rope and soars into the ring with a flying crossbody. Bullet turns, catches her and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreacker. He covers for one…two…O’Malley dives in to break the cover.
Bridget pulls Bullet up by the wrist and goes for a whip, but Bullet reverses and turns it into an armdrag. He comes up and Kylie is there to catch him with an armdrag. Jack comes up and Bridget is there with an armdrag. Kylie surprises O’Malley with an armdrag. Then Bullet gets an armdrag on Mignolio. And it’s a threeway armdrag trading fest.

Razz: Armdrags, armdrags for everyone! It’s like watching Ricky Steamboat versus the Jumping Bomb Angels circa 1989.
Russ: Then here comes who I’m guessing is Jimmy Hart in that scenario.

BRICK~! comes out from the back and walks down to the ring. He observes the armdrag-a-palooza in the ring.

Russ: Jack Bullet is still having issues with Zed. BRICK~! betrayed Jack after he was shown such trust, costing Bullet the OOWF IC Title.
Razz: BRICK~! has his manager’s license and can be down at ringside anytime. Maybe he’s scouting the ladies as possible new clients.
Russ: Or maybe he just wants to get into Bullet’s head.

Bullet notices BRICK~! and breaks up the armdrag party. He points and jaws at BRICK~! who just stands there and says nothing. Kylie and Bridget hit a double dropkick to Jack’s back and sends him out of the ring. Bullet flips over the ropes, but lands on his feet. He goes after BRICK~! without missing a beat. BRICK~! is surprised by this and starts backing up the aisle way, begging off.

Russ: Bullet wants to be careful here he doesn’t get counted out. It’s hard to say what might happen, but that could be a co-win for the friends in the ring. I’m sure they would be just find with that.
Razz: I don’t know about that. This will-they or won’t-they between them and Flasher has gone on way too long. Any given girl-guy cop show they would have worked out the second woman by now.
Russ: Maybe figuring out who the second woman is needs to be determined yet.

BRICK~! returns to the back. Bullet returns to the ring. Junior Hale is up to seven on his count. Bullet runs, leaps to the apron and uses the ropes to catapult himself back in with a crossbody that takes out both opponents. O’Malley holds on and rolls through, turning it into a cover. Bullet presses her off. Mignolio hits a standing frog splash and covers. Bullet presses her off. Everyone gets up and the women nail a double dropkick to send Bullet over. O’Malley picks up Mignolio and press slams her onto Jack.

Bullet throws her off. Bridget leaps up and comes down with both knees into Jack’s gut. She rolls across him and behind into a rear naked choke on the mat. Mignolio comes in and gets behind O’Malley for a head scissors.

Russ: O’Malley is choking Bullet out, but Kylie is choking Bridget out with her legs.
Mignolio rears back and pulls. O’Malley releases Bullet. Mignolio clamps down on her legs. Bridge starts to fade, but doesn’t tap out. Mignolio arches her back and really cranks down. However, this focus has her missing Bullet coming in and locking the Eagle Talon face claw onto her.
Russ: Brilliant move, as Kylie struggles to get out she crushing Bridget even harder with that leg scissors.
Bridge is out of it, Mignolio starts to fade and she taps out.

ME: Your winner at 10:32, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

Bullet releases the hold and lets Hale lift his arm in victory as the scene fades to break.


BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. BEER MONEY

Match TBEIL, BFE picks up the win after Beer Money’s attempt at cheating backfires

ECOSYSTEM vs. BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE

Bev is out first, Eco’s music plays and he charges the ring and slides under the bottom rope and gets to his feet only to be clotheslined over the top rope to the floor. Bev follows Juni out and pulls him up and slams him face first into the announce table. Eco staggers away and finds a ringside broom and grabs it and jabs it in Bev’s midsection, then breaks it across the back of her head. Eco pulls her to her knees and wraps a cord around her throat and tries to choke her out, but Bev reaches up and claws at Eco’s eyes until he breaks the hold and staggers away. Bev catches him from behind and lifts him in the air and drops him crotch first on the guardrail, Eco remains there howling in pain, Bev climbs to the apron and leaps off DRILLING Eco with a clothesline that sends them both into the fans. Bev gets up and pulls Eco up and chokes him on the guardrail, then tells people to get back so she has some space, looks like she is going for a SICK KICK to the back of the head, but Eco grabs a chair and throws it at Bev, Bev catches it, but Eco lands a SICK KICK of his own, driving the chair back into Bev’s face! At this point security floods the ring, someone in the audience is going to get hurt! The locker room empties as well and they pull Bev and Eco apart, once separated they are hauled to the back, but both try their best to break free and get at the other one.
WINNER – No Match

THE DARLINGS vs. MAC FLASHER & FIREWOMAN

As per Firewoman’s preference, Mac Flasher and Firewoman enter the ringside area as a pair, albeit with a tension between the two – more so from Mac than Firewoman – as Madison welcomes both to the ring. Both roll through their prematch salutes as the Darlings – Alexander and Alexis – stand in their corner and wait. Alexis tries to swipe at Firewoman while Alexander is content to jack his jaw at Mac, who is more than happy to oblige as Mel Creech figures that instructions are moot before calling for a bell.

Firewoman halts Mac from going first, eyeballing Alexis, who engages in a series of leverage-based grapples with Firewoman as neither lady gains a clear advantage before Firewoman hits a standing hip toss and a knee drop onto Alexis. Firewoman and Mac then work quick tags and quicker strikes on Alexis before Firewoman ends the sequence with a corner splash that gets 1.5. Alexis quickly scrambles to tag in Alexander, which prompts Firewoman to tag in Mac.

Russ: “This isn’t intergender rules, is it?”
Razz: “I wonder if Firewoman is a bit reluctant to mix it up with Alexander Darling.”
Russ: “Maybe Mac just wanted the first crack. He is feeling pretty cocky after winning that triple threat last week.”

Mac and Alexander battle for control with Alexander getting the edge when Mac misses a cross-body attack while crashing and burning in the Darlings’ corner. With Mac draped over the ropes, both Alexander and Alexis pound away until Creech calls for the two to at least get Mac off the ropes before continuing the beating. Firewoman cancels out Alexis with a dropkick as Alexander backs away while Firewoman checks on Mac as the feed goes to a commercial break.

The feed – which featured an ad for an OOWF Live event in Mankato, Minn. – returns with Alexander suplexing Mac back into the ring and putting the boots to him between keeping him frustrated on the mat with a few jeans-aided rollups. Firewoman tries to call the infractions to Creech’s attention, but Alexander scoffs at such allegations before drilling Mac with a standing lariat. As Mac tries to catch his air and bearings, Alexander stares at Firewoman while Alexis screeches taunts toward the downed Mac. Alexander scoops Mac up, only for Mac to drop down behind and greet Alexander with a palm strike to the jaw. It wasn’t enough to fully stun Alexander as he clips Mac’s knee while Mac was dashing toward his corner. Firewoman berates Alexander and Creech after the act as Mac lay in pain. The Darlings exchange turns whaling on Mac as Firewoman protests to no avail. Finally, as Alexander has Mac in position for a Darling Driver, Firewoman rushes in to pull Mac down and drill Alexander with a superkick. Just before Alexander falls through the ropes, Alexis blind-tags herself in with only Creech catching. Mac assists Firewoman in hitting a boosted shooting star press onto a standing Alexander. While Mac celebrates the connection, Alexis sneaks in and rolls Mac, getting a heaping helping of Mac’s waistband as Creech snaps off the 3.

Your winners (pinfall, 8:45), The Darling Twins!

Alexis and Alexander victoriously get the heck out of Dodge and stand atop the ramp as Mac and Firewoman stare at each other in disbelief.

THE SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. OUTBACK JACK & MURPHY’S LAW

Match TBEIL, OBJ & Murphy’s Law pick up the win with a pin on Folz

SHIZURU-MUME MANGIYUKU-COX vs. DEMON SMOKE – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

The feed sees Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox nervously extending his hand in an offer of sportsmanship – and possible plea for mercy – to Demon Smoke, who chuckles and returns the gesture to a wary Shizuru-Mune. “Junior” Hale calls for the bell as the two circle each other with Smoke possessing a much more confident gait than Shizuru-Mune.

Russ: “Sizzlechest is a bit scared.”
Razz: “Wouldn’t you be? Especially after getting the tar beaten out of you by another guy chasing your championship.”

Smoke lunges in for a forced tie-up, but is ducked by Shizuru-Mune. Smoke tries again, Shizuru-Mune dodges again. Smoke fakes a third time and catches Shizuru-Mune in mid-duck before gutwrenching him across the ring. Smoke stalks Shizuru-Mune and begins to boot him down in the corner before Hale pulls him away and admonishes him.

Demon Smoke has received his first warning.

Smoke pulls Shizuru-Mune to his feet to set him up for an enziguri, missing on the kick as Shizuru-Mune drops to the ground …

… And is pulled out of the ring by Matt Folz, who begins pummeling Shizuru-Mune with both fists and whatever plunder he can grab. Hale calls for the bell as Smoke gathers himself to see Folz pounding away on the champion.

Your winner (disqualification, 4:15) and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion, Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox.

Shizuru-Mune has zero time to celebrate as Folz continues to assault him verbally and physically. Smoke drops to the outside to stare down Folz, but permits Folk to continue the battery with an Angle Slam and an Ankle Lock until OOWF officials rush to break up the one-sided fracas.


TEXPRESS vs. THE CIRCLE – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

“Divide the Hate” plays and Ghosthead and Shannon make their way to the ring. The fans boo, but neither of them pay any attention to the fans. They huddle in the corner for a moment while “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” plays and the OOWF world tag team champions, Texpress, make their way to the ring. The fans erupt and Chad and Zane slap hands and give hugs the whole way to the ring. They finally step between the ropes, take off their championships and hold them high in the air, drawing even bigger cheers from the crowd. Chad springs over the top rope to the apron and Shannon steps between the ropes. The referee calls for the bell and Ghost and Zane move to the middle of the ring and circle one another looking for an opening.

The two lock up and jockey for position, Zane backs Ghost into the corner and the referee calls for a clean break and gets it. Zane backs up and they lock up again, this time Ghost pushes Zane into the corner, once again the referee asks for a clean break, and surprisingly gets it. Once again they back up and this time Ghost calls for a test of strength! The two bulls lock up and each tries to force the other down, it is a stalemate for quite a bit, but finally Zane forces Ghost to his knees, the crowd roars, but Ghost fights back to his feet! Ghost falls back on his back and lifts Zane with his feet, but Zane jumps back pulling Ghost back to his feet, Ghost leaps and lands on Zane’s thighs, breaks one hand free and SPIKES Zane with a DDT! Ghost covers, but Zane kicks out at two! Ghost pulls Zane to his feet and grabs an arm wringer and moves to the corner to tag in Shannon,

Shannon grabs Zane’s arm and scales the ropes and tries OLD SCHOOL but Zane pulls her off the top rope right into a POWERSLAM! Zane covers, but Shannon rolls her shoulder at two. While Shannon is recovering, Zane walks over, holding his neck and tags in Chad. Chad waits on the apron, and once Shannon gets to her feet, Chad springboards into the ring and hits her with a clothesline! He pulls Shannon up and lifts her for a suplex, SLINGSHOT SUPLEX! They hit the mat and Chad floats over and covers, but Ghost runs in and breaks up the pin at two.

Chad pulls Shannon to her feet and whips her to the ropes, Shannon baseball slides out of the ring and lands on her feet, Chad charges and tries a dive between the ropes, but Shannon is ready and hits him with a kick to the face as he leaves the ring! Chad collapses to the floor, and the crowd gives an audible OOHHH. Shannon rolls Chad back into the ring and follows, she covers, but Chad kicks out at two.

Shannon pulls Chad up, wrings his arm, then lands a crescent kick across his chest that drops him to the mat, Shannon keeps hold of his arm and falls to the mat trapping him in an ARMBR! Chad tries to fight to his feet to get some leverage, but Shannon holds on tight threatening to break his arm. Finally Chad falls back to the mat and inches around until he can get his foot on the ropes, forcing the break.

Chad gets to his knees holding his arm, Shannong tags in Ghost, Ghost charges in and lands a stiff kick to the back of Chad’s head dropping him face first on the mat. Ghost stands over Chad while he attempts to crawl to his corner, just when he is about to make the tag, Ghost grabs Chad’s legs and pulls him into the middle of the ring. Ghost lifts Chad and traps him in a GORY SPECIAL! Chad howls in pain but refuses to give up. Shannon feigns coming into the ring which draws Zane in. The referee turns around to get Zane out of the ring, as they argue, Shannon comes in, leaps up and grabs Chad, Ghost releases him and Shannon falls back and hits a CODEBREAKER! Shannon slides out of the ring and Ghost covers, but Zane comes in and breaks up the pin at two.

All hell breaks loose now, Zane and Ghost trade blows, Ghost staggers back to his corner, Zane grabs Ghost and sends him to the ropes and hits a SPINEBUSTER! Chad finally gets his partner’s attention and Zane steps out of the ring only to be immediately tagged in as the legal man. Zane grabs Ghost and whips him to the ropes, Shannon makes the blind tag, and Zane connects with a boot to the face that rocks Ghost, he lifts Ghost onto his shoulders for the DROPKICK DEVICE! Chad scales the ropes, but Shannon runs in and clips the back of Zane’s leg! They go down, but Ghost is the first up, Chad leaps for a clothesline, but Ghost catches his arm and drives him to the mat and traps him in a CROSSFACE! Across the ring, Shannon tries to pull Zane to his feet, but Zane grabs her in a small package! Chad is howling and tapping (doesn’t matter, neither he nor Ghost are legal) Zane cinches it in tight, one…….two……THREE!
WINNERS in 27:24 and STILL OOWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – Texpress!


ZED vs. MAI MUYO – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Match TBEIL, Zed gets the win

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Lansing, MI
December 6, 2017

KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. MATT FOLZ vs. DEMON SMOKE vs. FIREWOMAN – OOWF Onslaught Championship Title Shot Fatal Four Way

The challengers all enter first, with Demon Smoke brooding in the corner as Firewoman and Kylie go nose-to-nose before the Folz even arrives . . . there’s a rivalry that’s not quite over. Finally, Matt Folz makes his entrance, smirking at his opponents.
The second the bell rings, Kylie suddenly turns from Fire and catches Matt Folz with a hard forearm shot! Kylie sends him to the ropes and connects with a dropkick right to the jaw that sends him staggering back into the corner. From the other side of the ring, Demon Smoke charges out and hits a running forearm to Firewoman! Kylie races into the corner and monkey flips Demon Smoke to the middle of the ring. Smoke shows impressive agility and lands on his feet, only to be grabbed in a bear hug by Firewoman—and then PLANTED on the mat with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Shades of WWE’s version of Mai Muyo! Firewoman covers, but Folz is back on his feet and he breaks it up with a kick to the ribs.

Friendships breaking down fast here, as Matt grabs Fire and pulls her up, knees to the gut, PUMP HANDLE POWERBOMB! Matt can’t cover because Kylie races across the ring and catches him with a SHINING WIZARD that sends him stumbling back into the corner! Kylie, pleased with herself, turns around—and catches a CLOTHESLINE FROM A PLACE YOU CAN GUESS from Demon Smoke! Kylie falls to the mat stunned and ol’ Smokey goes to work putting the boots to her. Demon Smoke pulls Mignolio to her feet and LAUNCHES her over the top rope to the floor!
Meanwhile, Matt rolls under the bottom rope as Firewoman grabs Smoke and spins him around and peppers him with lefts and rights, before sending him to the ropes and connecting with a high knee to the jaw.

On the outside, Folz waits for Kylie to struggle to one knee, then takes her down with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER on the floor! Inside the ring, Firewoman has Demon Smoke reeling and is setting up for a running FIRESTOMP—but Matt Folz swings in and clotheslines her from behind! Matt hits his own running STOMP on Demon Smoke (spoiler—not as pretty), but before he can go into the cover, Firewoman’s not letting him off that easy—she grabs him from behind, German! Fire rolls through, holding the grip—SECOND German! Fire is looking for a third, Folz is struggling, back elbow to Fire, Fire tries to yank all the same, both go rolling out of the ring brawling . . .

. . . just as Kylie gets back into the ring and stalks the slowly rising Demon Smoke . . . could it be . . . she’s gesturing for the TO BE EDITED IN LATER—no, Smoke caught her on the charge! With one swift motion, he catches Kylie with THE CRIT! Kylie is stunned, and Demon Smoke capitalizes with the champion outside—1-2-3!

Winner and guaranteed an OOWF Onslaught Championship match . . . (9:22, pinfall) . . . Demon Smoke!

Demon Smoke, through all his too-cool-for-school demeanor, shows a level of shock at just having picked up his guaranteed shot. Matt Folz and Firewoman just stop brawling after being prompted by fans, and Folz is suddenly apoplectic to lose a shot he feels is his!He makes a dash toward Smoke, but Smoke is already rolling through the audience, pointing at Folz and laughing

SHIZURU-MUME MANGIYUKU-COX vs. OUTBACK JACK – Non-Title Legends Match

Russ: Folks, this next match is going to be very special. It's been almost 6 years since we've seen Outback Jack in the ring.
Razz: You and I talked to him backstage before the show. And he told us that he didn't want the last memory of his career to be having to be carried out of the ring.
Russ: And as one would suspect his children- the former OOWF Tag Team Champions- Daniella and Dominic Murphy are here to watch him. Let's head down to the ring.

"Party Boy Song" plays and Shizuru-mune Mangyūniku gets a respectful ovation as he makes his way down to the ring. But it's clear who the crowd is really behind as "Thunderstruck" plays and Outback Jack gets a THUNDEROUS standing ovation. OBJ has slight tears in his eyes as he nods to the crowd. OBJ and Sizzle shake hands and this one is underway.

Sizzle tries to use his speed advantage, nailing the big man with several kicks to the legs and then springing off the ropes and hitting a spinning heel kick. OBJ gets to one knee and Sizzle hits him in the back of the head with an enziguri. Sizzle whips OBJ into the corner butJack explodes out of the corner and takes him down with a clothesline. As Sizzle pops back to his feet, Jack backs him against the ropes with chops then scoops him up and hits a running powerslam for 2. Jack waits patiently for Sizzle to get to his feet and charges, nailing him with the Boomerang. He covers, 1...2....3.
Winner (Pinfall, 4:14) Outback Jack

The crowd roars as OBJ gets his hand raised. He helps Sizzle up to his feet and shakes his hand. All of the sudden Matt Folz hits the ring and pulls Sizzle into an Angle Slam. Matt starts stomping on Sizzle until OBJ pulls him off and throws him halfway across the ring. Matt gets right in OBJ's face and tells him "Mind your own business old man before I retire you again." Matt shoves OBJ and moves in on Sizzle again until OBJ turns him around. Matt slaps OBJ right across the face and OBJ responds with a huge right hand. Matt with a low blow and starts hammering on OBJ until Dee and DK jump the guardrail and throw Matt over the ropes out of the ring. Matt looks to get right back in until Stank and Moose come out and convince him to fight another day. Dee and DK help their father up and hold his hands in the air as the crowd roars in approval.

THE DARLINGS vs. THE CIRCLE vs. BEER MONEY vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE – OOWF World Tag Team Title Shot Fatal Four Way

This one’s got all the makings and fixings of an ol’ school clusterbomb, and it does not disappoint. The Darlings and The Circle enter first, with the Very Serious Teams jawing before Justin and Awesome Bill enter on their donkeys, handing out all too early Christmas gifts to the crowd—but then Beer Money enters right after them, and SYB SHOVES OVER THE DONKEY~! Them’s fighting words! Or fighting donkey shoves! Anyway, Justin and Bill go flying with some not-so-graceful suicide dives before Beer Money can get themselves in the ring, and Ghost/Shannon/Alexander/Alexis all start trading blows. The referee calls for the bell to start, since this is as good as we’re gonna get to everyone in the ring. The match is basically a story of two matches, as Beer Money and Banned From Everywhere brawl outside with increasingly comical objects (since the referee is focused on the ring) while The Circle and The Darlings keep it in the ring. Both teams are trying to incapacitate one member to get at a double team, but just when either team thinks they have it, Alexander or Shannon is up faster than expected from a suplex or neckbreaker.

Finally, the outside-the-ring action breaks in, as Justin and Bill get themselves free and start (shockingly) cleaning house on the tired-out teams inside! The Darlings, Shannon and Bill end up rolling outside—Skurge makes his way back in the confusion and swings a giant pineapple (from the crowd, somehow?) and SMASHES it across Justin’s head! Justin down! As Skurge comes in to reap the fruits (HA!) of his labor, Ghosthead dropkicks him off the apron to the outside! Ghosthead into the cover: 1—2—3!

Winners and NEW #1 Contenders . . . (pinfall, 10:22) . . . The Circle!

TEXPRESS vs. 3PIECE SET – Non-Title Legends Match

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy plays and the reigning OOWF World Tag Team Champions hit the stage. "Insane" Zane Myers and "Cowboy" Chad Madison pat the titles around their waists and head to the ring. Zane glad handing some kids on the aisleway, while Chad skips ahead to find a beautiful busty blonde in the front row. He puts his hat on her head and kisses her hand before bounding to the ring to join Zane. Master of Puppets blares out next and brings the 3 Piece Set, OOWF Hall of Famers "The Main Event" Chris Cole, Firechild & Ax-Man hit the stage next. The crowd of Michiganders is split, half booing the cocky heelish trio, and half cheering to see the legends return to an OOWF ring. Cole and Firechild pose on the turnbuckles as Ax-Man stands between them holding up 3 fingers.

Razz: 3 Piece Set looks to be in as good of shape as in their heyday!
Russ: They sure do. I hope the champs haven't underestimated them!

Ax drops to the floor as Referee Davis Hightower gives each team instructions. He calls for the bell, and we are underway! Chad and Cole lock up first, and the two former OOWF World Champions jockey for leverage into the neutral corner. Cole releases cleanly, then pops Chad in the jaw with a slap. Chad recoils, and Cole drives a knee into his midsection. Quick tag to Firechild, who slingshots in and knees Madison in the face. He nails a dropkick and poses, gloating over Chad

Russ: Perfect execution of that standing dropkick
Razz: And you know that was no accident he nailed that move right there on Chad Madison.
Russ: I'm sure it wasn't. The Set was always one to send a message with every move.

Chad pulls himself up and Firechild levels him with a heel kick. Chad gets backed into the 3PS corner and Firechild tags in Cole. They hit a double suplex on Madison and Cole covers for a quick one count. Cole up quickly and pulls his foe in for a German Suplex. Chad flips his way out of it, lunges, and tags in Zane! Myers in with a fury, levelling Cole with a forearm shot. Firechild in and he eats a clothesline. Cole up next and he gets a Mafia Kick! Zane hits a Running Powerslam next on Cole, only to be dragged off the pin attempt by Ax-Man!

Zane hits his feet and charges at Ax, trapping him against the ring post. Firechild comes running off the apron and delivers a knee strike to Myers' skull! Ax rolls him into the ring, where Cole is waiting to with a Glorious DDT. He hooks a leg, One... Two... and Zane drapes a boot on the bottom rope. Chad had come through the ropes to break up the pinfall if needed, and is being herded back to the corner by Hightower. Naturally, The Set take advantage, doing their own version of a Triple Unicorn Stampede on Myers in the corner. Hightower finally turns to see the shenanigans, but by that time Ax has dropped back to the floor and Davis can only clear Firechild form the ring.

Russ: 3 Piece Set hasn't changed their playbook one bit! Using the extra man to their advantage!
Razz: They weren't the first guys to do that, but they sure were one of the best!

Cole tags in Firechild, and they go about setting up for another double team move. Zane manages to backdrop Cole and spear Firechild out of his boots! (figuratively, not literally) He rolls to the corner and now Chad comes in off the hot tag. Cole eats a dropkick & Firechild gets a receipt from earlier. Ax-Man jumps on the apron and he gets dropkicked to the floor. Chad pops back up and hits a Slingblade on Firechild. He looks for a belly to Back Suplex, then hits a pumphandle slam. Chad backs Firechild into the corner and props him up for a Superplex!. The move connects and Chad tries to float over for a cover, but his opponent is too close to the ropes.Hightower forces a break and both men are to their feet slowly. Cole tags himself in and quickly gets arm dragged across the ring. he pops up quickly, and is met by a dose of Sweet Chin Music! He flops to the mat and Chad tags in Zane!

Myers comes in and delivers a big Gordbuster! He follows that with a Running Big Boot and then sets up for a Torture Rack! Cole slides off and hits the ropes for a Back Handspring Kick, but Myers sidesteps it and hurls his man into the corner. Stinger Splash from the 300 pounder! Cole staggers forward and Flair Flops in front of the 3PS corner. Ax-Man jumps to the apron and pokes Zane in the eyes, drawing a stern warning from Davis and leaving Firechild able to tag in. He manages to put Zane to his knees with a couple of kicks. Firechild comes out of the corner with a Running Knee Strike and Zane hits the mat with a thud. Firechild covers, One... Two... And Myers powers out. He catches Firechild off the ropes and delivers a Black Hole Slam! Zane pulls him up over his shoulders for the Cattle Driver! He slams Firechild into the Texpress corner and tags in Madison. Chad scrambles up the turnbuckles. Zane scoops up a groggy Firechild from behind in the Electric Chair!

Russ: The champs are looking to end this with the Dropkick Device!
Razz: Look out from below!

Before the Cowboy can take flight, Ax-Man has recovered and pushes Chad off the top and down hard to the concrete floor below! Ax starts to lay the boots to him, joined quickly by Chris Cole as Firechild monkey flips off of Zane's shoulders inside the ring and keeps him occupied.

Russ: This is getting out of hand!
Razz: What's that sound? Is that what I think it is?

Sure enough, the opening strains of Walk This Way can be heard over the raucous crowd and suddenly...

Russ: HERE COMES DAVIN MORELAND!
Razz: It can't be!
Russ: It can! Run-DLP is in the building!

Moreland, decked out in a fresh Ty Law Patriots Jersey, hits ringside and makes a beeline for Chris Cole. He takes him down with a shot to the back of the head and then they brawl into the barricade. Chad manages to sweep Ax-Man off his feet and they tussle on the floor, both ending up tangled in production wires near the timekeeper's table. Inside the ring, Zane press slams Firechild over the ropes and into the Cole/Moreland brawl, then follows up by hitting a dive through the ropes, knocking Firechild into the announce booth.

Russ: We have ourselves a donnybrook!
Razz: 3 Piece Set brawling with Run-DLP. Who knew this would ever happen?!?
Russ: Davin Moreland went straight at Cole too
Razz: Well, those two have more history than Chad Madison has had girlfriends!

Firechild manages to get at Chad and hit a Tornado DDT into a chair. Zane lifts Ax-Man and hits a Border Toss over the barricade and into the crowd! Moreland blocks a Cole Hangman's Neckbreaker and counters into a REALLY GOOD DIAMOND CUTTER into the ring steps! Firechild dives at him, while Ax attacks Zane from behind with a chair! In the ring, Hightower looks back and forth at the scene below him and shrugs. He calls for the bell, but no bell sounds, as Chad has grabbed it to swing at Ax-Man's neck! Ring Announcer Mike Elevenbee's voice booms through the frenzied crowd with the official announcement.

Official Decision: (13:27) Double Disqualification

The crowd boos the announcement, but really, what choice was there? The camera pans around and we see Cole has wrapped a wire around Moreland's throat, while Chad has Firechild trapped in a Ringpost Figure Four! Ax is setting up Zane for a Curbstomp into the rig steps when the Backstage Security staffers start hitting the ringside area, preventing Zane' face from being disfigured, Firechild's leg from breaking and Davin from suffocating. They usher The Set up the ramp together, leaving Madison, Moreland & Myers to regroup at the base of the ramp for a DLP knuckle bump to the delight of the crowd as we fade to commercial break.

BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. MAI MUYO vs. BRIDGIT O’MALLEY – OOWF Intercontinental Title Shot Fatal Four Way

Davis Hightower calls for the bell as Moosehead Jack tears into Beverly Cambridge, spilling the two outside while Bridget O’Malley and Mai Muyo measure each other up while circling the ring. While those two lock up, Beverly and Moose are throwing bombs on each other with Moose’s rapid-fire punches giving him a quick edge on Beverly. As Beverly tries to create distance, Moose lunges toward her with a clothesline that falls short, but puts him right in range to receive a boot to the jaw, sending him flying backward.

In the ring, Mai is wrestling rings around Bridget, completing a particularly flustering series of moves with a go-behind takedown and a pat on the head when Hightower asked for a break as Bridget grabbed the bottom rope. Bridget stands up with fire in her eyes, but is yanked from the ring by her foot by Beverly, who opens a slugfest on the outside with the rookie. Mai patiently waits for Moose to regain his bearings and is rewarded with a rake to the eyes when Moose greets her at the ropes. Moose climbs into the ring and opens an assault on Mai to beat her down to the canvas. Bridget and Beverly have returned to the inside of the ring, making Hightower’s job a bit harder as four wrestlers have forsaken that art for straight brawling. Bridget jabs Beverly with a stiff elbow then joins Mai in warding off Moose, stunning Mai. Bridget nods at Mai, who returns the gesture with a glance and nod. The two set up Moose for a double suplex before turning their attention to Beverly.

Beverly fights her way out of the suplex attempt, dropping a well-placed knee on the crown of Mai’s head on the way down before getting caught in a belly-to-belly suplex by Bridget. Just as Bridget pops up, Moose attacks with an axe bomber that gets 2 before Mai halts the count.

Russ: “The chaos is already at a fever pitch. Moosehead Jack almost stole one early!”
Razz: “You have to keep your eye on him the most! While the three women are skilled, Moose will do anything it takes to get a win. It’s his extra gear in situations like this. The other three should take notes.”

Mai starts slugging away at Moose again before Beverly joins the beatdown. Bridget shakes the cobwebs and also joins the party as the three women boot Moose down and slide him out of the ring. Mai then wraps Beverly in a quick neckbreaker, adding one to Bridget’s ledger, too as Mai stands tall. Mai tries to cover Bridget and gets 2. A try on Beverly gets 1 as Moose storms back in and breaks that count. Mai is ready to throw down with Moose, who prefers the downed Beverly instead. Bridget nixes that plan with a dropkick that sends Moose to the corner. Bridget follows up on Moose with a corner splash that gets all corner and no Moose while Beverly and Mai stand off with a chain-wrestling sequence that saw both gain numerous temporary advantages.

The two stare down as Moose clubs Beverly before the feed goes to commercial for the upcoming New Year’s Evil card.

The feed jumps back with Moose and Mai trading blows as Bridget tries to get her shots in Beverly, only to be rebuked. A frustrated Bridget tries a running crossbody, sending herself flying out of the ring and into the timekeeper’s area. While Beverly checks from afar to ensure Bridget is OK, Mai and Moose slug it out with Moose’s jab to Mai’s throat sending her to the mat in a coughing fit. Moose stands over Mai until Beverly taps him on the shoulder. Moose turns around, only to eat an elbow. Beverly backs Moose into a corner and gets a codebreaker for her efforts. With Mai still weakened, Moose climbs the turnbuckles and sets his sights on Mai in the middle of the ring before Beverly rushes to the ropes to crotch Moose in the corner. As Moose falls down in immense pain, Beverly is halted by Bridget, who yanks her out of the ring. Mai has enough in her to cradle Moose and get 3 from Hightower.

Your winner (pinfall, 11:23), Mai Muyo!

Mai and Moose lay in the ring nursing their recent injuries while Bridget and Beverly slug it out until OOWF security personnel break the two up. Mai, still holding her throat, stands first and salutes the crowd while Moose stares daggers at Beverly while she’s backed up the aisle by security.

ZED vs. CONCRETE TG – Non-Title Legends Match

As Concrete TG stands in the ring, “Hero” by Nickelback strums out Zed and BRICK~! to less than a hero’s welcome. BRICK~! motions for the music to lower, drawing cheers until it’s realized that BRICK~! is about to speak.

BRICK~!: “In that ring. Zed’s ring. Stands a man who claims to be a hero. A superhero, even. But what this Concrete TG doesn’t know is that the only hero in OOWF is his opponent tonight. The man next to me. THE. LAST. TRUE. HERO. ZED! He doesn’t need a fancy getup to convey that. Zed is a man of action. A man of valor. While the kids may like your bright colors and cape, Zed is going to drop you on your head like many before - and many after - you. Mr. Concrete TG, if you are really a superhero, do the right thing and walk away before Zed turns you into Rubble TG …”

By this point, TG has heard enough and has dashed out of the ring to spear Zed and then back BRICK~! toward the ring. BRICK~! slides under the ropes before TG steps on his tie and pulls him upward. As TG cocks his fist back, Zed rushes in and wallops TG with a double axehandle before stomping away. “Junior” Hale pulls Zed off TG and checks on the downed wrestler who waves Hale off and tells him to ring the bell. Hale reluctantly obliges as Zed hears the bell and immediately jumps back toward TG with a series of boots to the chest and head of TG.

Russ: “Despite all of Concrete TG’s superpowers, he didn’t have eyes in the back of his head. That may cost him tonight.”
Razz: “It’s good to see TG in an OOWF ring again, but Zed may not share the same sentiment.”

Zed tosses TG from corner to corner, mocking TG’s superhero poses as the veteran struggles to get vertical. Zed then rushes in with Rise Up, getting 2 as a stunned TG barely gets a shoulder up. Zed looks at BRICK~! and shrugs mockingly before hitting a chin lock and grinding TG’s head into the canvas. A forearm to the back of TG’s head has no effect. A second gets TG angry. A third has TG standing straight up with a look of fire in his eye.

Razz: “Did TG learn ‘skull of steel’ while he was away?”
Russ: “He just may have! This may stem the tide toward the legend’s favor! Zed is perplexed.”

TG goes for a headbutt, flooring Zed. TG then motions for a Shining Wizard before connecting flush with Zed’s forehead. TG considers a cover, but thinks that ascending the ropes is a better idea. With Zed stumbling upward, TG comes down with a diving clothesline that gets 2. TG, feeding off the energy of the Lansing fans stands Zed and puts his hand around Zed’s throat. With all of his might, TG chokeslams Zed to the surprise of everyone … Even TG.

Russ: “CHOKESLAM! SUPERCHOKESLAM! TG HIT IT! TG HIT IT!”
Razz: “If TG can capitalize, this would be a high upset!”

TG goes for the cover just as BRICK~! steps onto the apron. TG walks to the ropes and grabs BRICK~! by the lapels and rears his fist back again. As Hale is advising TG to leave BRICK~! alone, Zed delivers a low blow to fell TG and relieve BRICK~! from his impending beatdown. With TG writhing on the mat, Hale asks Zed about the means of TG’s sudden pain. Zed laughs off Hale before grabbing TG and delivering a GTH package DDT. The count is academic, though not popular with fans in Lansing.

Your winner (pinfall, 8:45), Zed!

BRICK~! jumps into the ring and starts to get his licks on TG until TG grabs a boot and stands up with BRICK~!’s leg. Zed clocks TG from behind with the OOWF Intercontinental Championship before helping BRICK~! to his feet and walking away from the downed superhero.

ECOSYSTEM vs. MAC FLASHER vs. JACK BULLET – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Triple Threat

The camera fades in to Mike Elevenbee standing in the center of the ring with the microphone to his lips.
ME: Our next match this evening is scheduled for one fall to a finish. It is a triple threat match for number one contendership to the OOWF World Heavyweight Title. Introducing first, at a weight of 225 pounds, Mac Flasher.
Flasher comes down to the ring and slaps hands with the fans as he does so.
Russ: Flasher was the last man to have a title shot against Stank at November Pain and I’m sure he’d like another one if he wins here tonight.
Razz: Flasher had his chance and blew it. It’s time to move on.
ME: Our next competitor this evening hails from Nagoyo, Japan, and weighs in at 234 pounds. This is Ecosystem.
Eco busts from the back and sneers at the jeering crowd.
Russ: Eco has had a bit of a rough time lately after losing his CEO position and being haunted from a ghost of the past in Demon Smoke.
Razz: Eco is a multi-time former world champion. He deserve this shot and it will be a real great way for him to close out a tough 2017.
ME: And their opponent, weighing 210 pounds from Des Moines, Iowa, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

Bullet emerges from the rear to massive cheers. He holds Coat Rack Stevie Richards high over his head with Ellsworth perched on the top.

Russ: We know there is no love loss between Eco and Bullet. I was ground zero for their brutal match at Hell on Earth. Flasher and Bullet haven’t had much contact, so it will be interesting to see how they square off here.
Razz: Bullet is not going to win this. He’s too focused on BRICK~! and Zed. He wants that IC title back.
The three men each stand in separate corners with referee Angelo Barros in the fourth. He calls for the bell and immediately Eco slides to the floor. The three inside the ring look at him quizzically. Eco waves his hands out and then in, to signal that Bullet and Flasher should start without him.
Razz: Smart move by Eco. Let the other two guys work each other over and then pick the bones.
Eco turns to the jeering crowd and jaws at fans in the front row. Bullet and Flasher look at each other, then slide out of opposite sides of the ring. Eco looks to his left and sees Bullet. He turns to move to his right and sees Flasher. He begs off and smiles. Bullet and Flasher set on Eco and rain clubbing blows down on him. They grab Eco by the side of the head and his tights and toss him back into the ring. They slide in after.
Eco scrambles to his feet, but right into a double facelock. Jack and Mac hits a double team suplex. Bullet makes a ‘no, after you’ gesture. Flasher stomps Eco on the mat, then returns the gesture. Bullet stomps Eco. They both then gesture to Barros. Barros shakes his shoulders like ‘why not’ and stomps Eco himself.
Razz: Barros can’t do that! If Eco stomped him this match would be over.
Russ: By the nature of the rules a singular disqualification or count out isn’t really possible here as there must be a clear, individual winner to get the world title shot. I’m not saying it’s no DQ, no count out, but the referee has a lot of free reign in calling this I think.

Bullet and Flasher pick Eco up and give him a double whip into the near corner. Bullet backs up a couple steps and launches for an Eagle Splash. Eco moves and Bullet bashes his chin on the top turnbuckle. Bullet falls back. Flasher is surprised by the turn of events and this allows Eco to take Mac down with a windmill kick. He leaps up and comes down across Mac’s chest with a double leg drop. Eco is aware of Bullet stirring. He stumbles out of the corner and into Eco, who hoists him by the leg for a flapjack onto Mac.

Razz: Brilliant as always by Eco, he’s using his opponents as weapons against each other.

Eco pulls Bullet up by the head and into a backdrop suplex. He spins to plant Bullet on top of Flasher again. Eco mockingly waves to the booing fans as he walks over the midsections of Bullet and Mac on the mat. He then walks back over them the other way, still waving with a fake smile.
Eco points to the top rope and the fans boo, but he acts like they are encouraging the move. Eco gets on the top turnbuckle, but he’s a tad slow and Jack is able to catch him on top. Bullet tries a superplex, but Eco blocks. Flasher then comes up between Bullet’s legs and attempts to powerbomb him from the top. The added force shakes Eco loose and it’s a Tower of Doom spot sending everyone to the mat.
Flasher is up first and pulls Eco up by the wrist. He whips him into the near corner and runs for a high knee. He collars Eco around the head and brings him out of the corner with a running bulldog. He covers. One…two…Bullet comes in to land on Flasher’s back and break up the pinfall.

Razz: Uh oh, trouble in paradise, Flasher and Bullet’s alliance is broken up already.
Russ: It’s every man for themselves here. Although I’m sure both would rather go after Eco than each other.

Flasher argues with Bullet over breaking up the pin. Bullet explains that he wants the win too. Flasher pushes Bullet. Bullet pushes back. Flasher swings a clothesline. Bullet ducks. Flasher turns around into a chop to the chest. The crowd ‘woos’ as Jack drives Flasher back into the corner with chops. Bullet whips Flasher out and he crashes into Eco as he stands up. Eco goes back down, Flasher wobbles on his feet. Bullet catches him with a one handed bulldog (shades of Chris Jericho). Bullet pops up to the near second turnbuckle. Eco is closer so he decides to hit him with a fist drop and covers. One…two…Flasher dives in to break it up.
The two men jaw at each other. Flasher ducks a clothesline, catches Bullet around the neck from behind and slams him down over his extended knee for a back breaker. Mac stands as Eco walks in. Flasher catches him with an arm across the chest and gives him a spinning uranage down onto Bullet.

Razz: Using your opponent as a weapon on the other. That’s a cheap and sleazy tactic.
Russ: Just a few minutes ago you said…never mind.

Flasher holds onto Eco and pulls him back up. He switches his hold to a waistlock and throws Eco over with a belly to back suplex. He stands as Bullet shakily stands up. He walks into a waistlock and is thrown with a belly to back suplex as well, but Flasher hangs on this time and bridges for the pin.

Russ: It’s the Clemente Bridge Suplex!

but Eco kicks Mac in the gut to break the bridge.
Eco takes a breather while both men are on the mat. Bullet stirs first, so Eco grabs him and throws him into the ropes. He tries a big boot, but Bullet catches his foot and holds it. Eco hops up and down on one leg. An enzuigiri looks like it’s coming, but Mac clips the knee and Eco goes falling on his rear. Flasher comes up into the stunned Bullet and gives him an inverted atomic drop. Jack closes his legs in pain. Mac takes Jack by the shoulder and throws him over the top rope.

Flasher turns his attention to Eco. However, Bullet hung onto the top rope and skins the cat back into the ring. Flasher flings Eco into the ropes. Bullet is there and throws him over the ropes. Bullet goes after Flasher. Eco skins the cat back in. As he makes the mat, Flasher is thrown over the ropes and he catches them to skin the cat back in. Mac and Eco stare at each other. Bullet runs in with a double clothesline. They catch Jack and flip him over the ropes to the floor.
Russ: Bullet was a little too high to catch the ropes that time. What is this…Eco wants to work with Flasher now?

Eco mimes Flasher running into the ropes and Eco helping to hoist him up and over onto Bullet on the floor. Flasher waves him off. He mimes Eco going into the ropes and Mac will help him over the ropes onto Bullet. Eco waves this off and goes back to his originally miming. As they argue this, Bullet recovers, vaults to the top strand and springboards off with a dropkick that catches both men. Eco comes up and into an armdrag. Flasher comes up an into armdrag. An armdrag for Eco. An armdrag for Flasher. Armdrag to Eco. Armdrag to Flasher. Eco goes sliding out of the ring on an armdrag. Flasher follows.
The two then argue with each other about letting Bullet get the drop on them. Bullet runs the ropes and makes with a suicide dive. The two men part and Bullet goes flying into the guardrail.

Razz: Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice and I’m probably Sizzlechest Manbeef.

Flasher goes after Bullet, but Eco catches him from behind and throws him back first into the apron. Eco holds Mac by the shoulders and fires off a knee to the gut. He picks Flasher up by underneath his shoulders and slams him back first onto the edge of the apron. Bullet charges and Eco goes low for a drop toehold that slams Jack’s face into the apron. Flasher is still laying across the apron. Eco gets on the apron and comes down with a leg drop onto Flasher. Barros tells Eco to move it into the ring. Eco throws Flasher into the ring. He makes with a slingshot senton into the ring. He covers, but Bullet recovers just enough to grab Flasher’s foot and put it on the ropes. Barros calls for the break.

Razz: Jack Bullet is cheating. I thought I’d never see the day.
Russ: As I said earlier, disqualifications and count outs are up to the discretion of the referee in matches like this.
Razz: If there is no DQs and no count outs, then there shouldn’t be rope breaks either.
Russ: Again, up to the referee.
Razz: That’s crap. At least it’s not Junior Hale running the show.

Eco pulls Flasher away from the ropes and covers again. He kicks out under his own power this time. Bullet climbs to the top turnbuckle from the outside. Eco sees him, runs up the corner and hits an enzuigiri with a loud crack. Eco twists to land on his feet on the mat. Bullet falls to the mat like a bag of wet cement. Eco turns around to find that Flasher has climbed the next corner and he comes off with a seated drop kick. He picks Eco up by the head and throws him woozy into the ropes chest first. He bounces off into Mac who catches him from behind and turns him around into the Duquesne Incline. He covers for two.

Eco pushes Flasher off as they stand, but Mac comes forward with a palm strike to the jaw that rocks Eco. He follows with a thrust kick and then goes into the Flash Drive. One…two…Bullet flies in to break the pin, but he’s too late…three!

ME: Your winner and new number one contender to the OOWF Title at 17:58, Mac Flasher.

Eco remains on the mat out of it. Bullet and Flasher stand, sweaty and winded. Bullet shakes Mac’s hand and then raises it in victory as the show fades to commercial.

STANK vs. UNDERDAWG – Non-Title Legends Match

<The lights go spooky and purple as smoke fills the area, we hear BONG! Then………everything goes dark. There is instant confusion among the crowd. OOWF officials race to the generators and we see this:



Sitting next to what appear to be chewed wires! Officials stare in disbelief, Danny Taylor looks at Vic and he nods and leaves, heading to the ring. They manage to get enough juice to power the mic and a solitary light in the center of the ring>

Vic: Ladies and Gentlemen, due to some extremely unforeseen events, tonight’s main event is postponed <crowd boos> however we WILL present the match tonight just as soon as the power is back up and running. Thank you for your patience, and we encourage you to remain in your seats, traveling in this darkness could be extremely hazardous. We will fix this problem as soon as possible!

We hope you enjoyed this episode of OOWF MidWeek Mayhem!

Upcoming OOWF Events:
OOWF Midweek Mayhem, Wednesday, December 13, 2017, from Madison, WI[/div]

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Banned From Everywhere are announced first, they come to the ring accompanied by Ellie May From Elijay carrying a jug of PCPL. They get to the ring and step between the ropes and the crowd erupts. Ellie gives Bill a fresh mason jar of PCPL and he chugs it down. Bill finishes it off and lets out a WOOO as the fans cheer him on and EMFEJ walks back up the ramp to the back. The crowds cheers turn to a more mixed reaction about 70/30 boos to cheer ratio as “The Uninvited” plays and Ghosthead, sans face paint, and his wife Shannon, The Circle, storm the ring and attack!

Ghost and Bill tumble between the ropes and fight on the floor while inside the ring Shannon goes after Justin. Shannon circles her prey, slowly backing Justin into the corner. Shannon is about to pounce when Justin distracts her by looking wide eyed over her shoulder. Shannon turns her head expecting an attack, but Justin clubs her on the back of her neck then bounces off the ropes as she staggers out of the corner and hits a FLYING FOREARM! Shannon is stunned but doesn’t go down. Justin grabs her by the head and points to the corner, Justin charges at the corner for the DOUG HATES TOAST, but when he scales the corner, Shannon throws him off! Justin sails over the turnbuckle and CRASHES to the floor hard!

Outside the ring Ghost and Bill are hitting one another with anything not nailed down. Ghost tries a leg drop off the apron, but Bill rolls out of the way and Ghost slams to the concrete. Ghost sits there howling in pain, Bill gets to his feet and unleashes a crushing BIG BOOT to Ghost’s face. Bill grabs Ghost by his white dreadlocks and starts to pull him up, but Shannon slips out of the ring and nails him from behind with a forearm to the back of the head, then shoots him into the ring.

Ghost and Shannon pounce on Bill and beat him mercilessly. The referee finally manages to get Shannon out of the ring, but not for long. Ghost pulls Bill to his feet and hits a SPINNING ELBOW then kicks him in the gut and PLANTS him with a HORROR DRIVER! Ghost tags in Shannon then pulls Bill into a CAMEL CLUTCH, Shannon bounds off the ropes and connects with a hard kick to Bill’s face! Shannon pounces on Bill and viciously rubs his face against the mat with a viciousness rarely seen by her.

Shannon pulls Bill to his feet and sends him to the ropes and lands a SPINNING HEEL KICK, but somehow Bill stays on his feet. Shannon rolls to her feet and kicks him in the gut and sets up for a COMATOSE BOMB, but Bill backdrops out of it. Bill starts hulking up with the crowd fully behind him. Shannon gets to her feet and grabs Bill, but he shoves her away and points at her……YOU! Bill grabs Shannon by the hair and lands a punch that sends Shannon to the mat, Bill signals the crowd, pulls Shannon up, shoves her into the corner and goes on a REDNECK RAMPAGE! He elbows an approaching Ghosthead off the apron, sending him flying against the guardrail. Shannon gets back to her feet and charges, but Bill scoops her up and POWERSLAMS her to the mat! Bill gets to his feet and races to the corner and leaps FREEBIRD! He crashes into Shannon head first and covers, but Ghost quickly slides back into the ring and breaks up the pin attempt with a boot to the face. Ghost pulls Bill off of Shannon and snarls at the referee who yells for him to get out of the ring. Ghost grabs Bill from behind and DRIVES him to the mat with a GRAVEYARD SMASH!

While this is going on, Justin Sane climbs the turnbuckle and leaps at Ghost, but Ghost rises to his feet quickly and catches him, lifts Justin onto his shoulders and hits the GO TO SLEEP! Justin’s head snaps back and he bounces off the ropes and falls to the mat as Ghosthead steps back through the ropes to his corner. Shannon gets back to her feet, grabs Justin, nails an ASAI ECLIPSE then tags Ghost in. Ghost climbs to the top rope SPECTRE’S FALL hits and Justin is OUT!

Justin is not the legal man so Ghost pulls Sane to his feet and LAUNCHES him over the top rope to the floor. Bill is back on his feet and when Ghost turns around Bill KILLS him with a MASON DIXON LINE! Bill covers, but Shannon darts into the ring and breaks it up with a hard elbow to the back of the head. Ghost rises to his feet and distracts the referee while Bill staggers to his feet and Shannon BLASTS Bill in the face with BLACK MIST! The crowd boos the shit out of this as Bill staggers in blindness. Ghost grabs Bill and flips him up onto his shoulder while Shannon hits the ropes and returns with The Circle’s tag team finisher THE UNINVITED! Ghost covers Bill, and this one is academic, one, two, three! The crowd are decidedly united in boos after the finish.

WINNER (Pinfall; 15:41) The Circle!

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