OOWF MidWeek Mayhem: Maple Leaf Massacre 3 (#876)
Live! From Fredricton, New Brunswick
August 29, 2018

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. BEER MONEY – Last Blood Match

Beer Money is out first, and the crowd boos the shit out of them. Insane in the Brain plays, and before they can even be introduced, BFE storms the ring. Justin is carrying a hockey stick and wearing a New Brunswick Hawks hockey jersey and Bill is swinging a bullrope wildly above his head. They hit the ring and SYB tries to escape, but Justin catches him with a stick to the jewels. As SYB collapses to his knees, Justin shows his mad stick skills by taking a soda can someone had thrown into the ring, and hitting a slap shot upside SYB’s head that sends him between the ropes to the floor.

Meanwhile Bill has Skurge in the corner and is just wearing him out with punches to the face. Bill takes the bullrope and wraps it around Skurge’s throat and whips him across the ring. Skurge hits the end of the rope, his feet fly from beneath him and he hits the mat, and as soon as he does, Bill charges out of the corner and drops an elbow on him. Skurge rolls out of the ring next to SYB, but BFE gives them no time to recover. Justin grabs Skurge and whips him into the guardrail, and tries it a second time, but Skurge reverses it and catches Justin with a drop toe hold that sends Justin face first into the stairs. Justin comes up a bloody mess. Skurge chokes him against the stairs, then pulls him up and rolls him into the ring.

On the other side of the ring, SYB rakes Bill’s eyes and tries to bite his forehead to draw blood, but Bill shoves him hard into the guardrail, SYB charges and Bill back drops him through the Panamanian announce table. Bill sees Skurge setting Justin up for a piledriver and slides into the ring and grabs Skurge from behind and drops him with a scorpion drop. Bill grabs the cowbell from the bullrope and waits for Skurge to get to his feet. As he does, Bill SLAMS the bell right between Skurge’s eyes. The crowd ERUPTS. Bill takes the bell and hammers the hell out of Skurge, and soon enough, Skurge is pouring blood. Bill pulls him up and whips him into the corner, Skurge flips upside down and Bill ties him in the tree of woe, and leaves him there.

Justin leaves the ring and gets SYB and throws him in. SYB tries to beg off, and tries the JERSEY TURNPIKE, but Bill catches his foot, spins him around and hits an BIONIC ELBOW! SYB staggers and Justin grabs him by the head and hits DOUG HATES TOAST and drives SYB face first into a board with some barbed wire stapled to it! SYB howls in pain and grabs his face, and now HE is a bloody mess. The crowd is fully behind BFE now. Bill stands in the middle of the ring and points to Skurge and the crowd goes crazy. Bill pulls him out of the tree of woe, Skurge can barely stand. Bill hits repeated bionic elbows, then finishes him off with a flip, flop and fly! Bill wants to cover, but stops himself and grins. Everyone has to be bleeding for the match to end!

Bill grabs Skurge for more punishment, Bill grabs Skurge and DESTROYS him with an Alabama Slam, then locks him in the Cuyler Clutch! Justin is standing on the back of SYB’s neck, so he cannot help his partner, Skurge is tapping like a madman, but it doesn’t matter, for the match to end, everyone has to be bleeding! Skurge desperately reaches and tears off a piece of the barbed wire from the board that contains bits of SYB’s face and rakes it across the back of Bill’s hand until just a few drops of blood run down Bill’s hand! The Skurge, who is in agony, continues to tap out and yells for the referee but he and Justin is discussing the recent rise of people jumping out of their car for some song trend that is going on, so the ref is a bit late in seeing Skurge tap furiously. After about thirty seconds, the referee realizes what is going on and calls for the bell!
WINNERS via submission in 14:03 – Banned From Everywhere

Bill finally breaks the hold and Skurge and SYB escape to the back. About halfway down the ramp they meet The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth and she does NOT look pleased at all. She grabs them and pushes them in front of her and storms to the back while BFE celebrate in the ring.

BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. STANK vs. SHANNON MANN

Bridget is out first, and she is clearly still in pain from last week. Her ribs are heavily taped and she winces as she steps between the ropes. Shannon Mann is announced next and makes her way to the ring, accompanied by Shizuru. Finally, Stank is announced and comes to the ring. Bridget looks warily at her opponents. The bell rings, and Shannon drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring and sits on Shizuru’s lap and does commentary. Stank blindsides Bridget with a knee to the ribs and beats her down to the mat.

Russ: Shannon Mann, how can you sit here on commentary? You are supposed to be in a match!
Razz: And how are you not getting counted out?
Shannon: I do as I choose to do. This match means nothing to me, I have no fight with either Lucas or Bridget.
Russ: What would Ghosthead say about your recent actions?
Shannon: I care not what my husband thinks. Shizuru is the only man I need in my life right now

Inside the ring, Bridget fights back to her feet and gets in a couple hard shots to Stank. She staggers him with a spinning elbow to the side of the head, then slams his forehead into the turnbuckle before taking him to the mat with a backdrop driver. Bridget can’t immediately cover, as she grabs her ribs in pain. She covers, but before the three count, Zed makes his way to the ring and puts Stank’s foot on the bottom rope (even though he also rolled his shoulder just before the three count.)

Zed helping Stank brings Kylie to ringside and she encourages Bridget to attack. Bridget charges at Stank, but Stank takes her to the mat with a big spinebuster.

Outside the ring Zed and Kylie go at, brawling around ringside.

Razz: It’s all breakin’ loose Russ!
Russ: Why are Zed and Kylie even HERE? And Shannon, how can you STILL not be in this match?

Before Shannon can answer, she is violently shoved off Shizuru’s lap by someone in the crowd. That someone turns out to be Ghosthead, and he has his arm around Shizuru’s neck and he is dragging him into the audience. Ghost is beating the hell out of Shizuru until Shannon dives over the guardrail and slams into Ghost’s knee! Ghost collapses to the floor, and Shizuru and Shannon put the boots to him. Security quickly races to the crowd and breaks them all up and Ghost is helped to the back.

Russ: What the hell is going on here tonight!
Razz: This place is outta control!

Inside the ring, Bridget is on Stank’s back trying to lock him in a rear naked choke hold, Stank fights it, impressively keeping his balance. He finally gets his bearings and just falls back into the corner slamming Bridget into the turnbuckles. Bridget staggers out of the corner and falls to her knees, Stank hits the ropes and connects with a SICK shining wizard to the face! Bridget looks like she’s DEAD! Stank covers, one…….two……three.
WINNER in 25:44 – Stank

Kylie immediately breaks away from Zed and slides into the ring to check on Bridget. Zed follows her in and hits her from behind, pulls her to her feet and hits the GTH! Kylie is OUT! Stank and Zed stand over the two of them while the crowd boos the shit out of them, then finally head to the back.

FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO

Fire and Mai are both announced and make their way to the ring. Miraculously they are not accompanied by anyone. Mai and Fire wait in opposite corners glaring at one another. The bell rings and they make their way to the middle of the ring and lock up. Fire and Mai tear into one another with fury, but neither can keep an advantage for long. Mai takes Fire to the mat and starts working over her knees, trapping her in numerous submission moves, which Fire either reverses or breaks via the ropes.

Mai gets Fire into the corner and puts her in the tree of woe. As Mai charges into the corner for a low drop kick, Fire sits up, frees herself and hops off the turnbuckle to the floor, grabs Mai’s legs and pulls her crotch first into the post, then traps her in a ringpost figure four. Mai howls in pain, but obviously a tap out here wouldn’t count for anything. Fire keeps the move on until the referee threatens disqualification, then finally breaks the hold. Fire slides into the ring and goes to work on Mai, immediately trapping her in a sharpshooter. Mai tries to reverse it, but Fire breaks it and turns it into a walls of Jericho, complete with her knee on the back of Mai’s neck. Mai finally reaches the ropes and forces the break, then heads out of the ring to the floor. Fire gets a running start and hits Mai with a beautiful swanton, then immediately rolls her back into the ring and cradles her for a two count.

Mai once again tries to bail out, but Fire runs the apron and takes Mai to the floor with a beautiful hurracarana. Fire shoots her into the ring, and tries another pin, but Mai kicks out and escapes once again, this time Fire tries to dive between the ropes at Mai, but Mai is ready and KILLS Fire with a kick right to the face! Fire falls to the floor and does not move. Mai rolls back into the ring to take the count out win. Ecosystem makes his way to the ring to check on Fire, he gets her to a seated position, but Fire’s eyes are glassy. While this is going on, Moosehead Jack makes his way to the ring and jumps on the apron and argues with the referee about the legality of Eco being there.

Mai slips out of the ring and sneaks up on her brother, who is now nose to nose with Moose. Mai grabs Eco from behind and runs him into the guardrail shoulder first, then shoots Fire into the ring. Mai covers Fire, but somehow Fire kicks out. Mai spends several minutes punishing Fire, who still seems a little cloudy. Mai looks at Moose, then pulls Fire up onto her shoulders for a GTS, Mai turns and looks at her brother. Eco reaches into the ring and grabs Mai’s foot, the second distraction allows Fire to slip off Mai’s shoulders, spin her around and hits the MOOSEKILLER! Fire covers Mai, one. Two. THREE!
WINNER in 33:28 – Firewoman

Fire and Eco celebrate their win while Moose pulls Mai out of the ring. Moose grabs a mic

Eco, you think you’ve won something here? I promise you……..you’re night is about to get much……..MUCH worse.

Moose laughs and he and Mai head to the back. Fire waits at ringside while Eco steps into the ring and waits for his opponent.

ECOSYSTEM vs. PICK YOUR POISON

Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.

ME: Our next match this evening is a Pick Your Poison Match. Ecosystem will have to face a previously unannounced opponent handpicked for him by Moosehead Jack. Introducing first, from Nagoya, Japan, at a weight of 245 pounds…Ecosystem! After the announcement Eco e takes the microphone from Elevenbee.

Eco: Moosehead Jack thinks he can play mind games with me by throwing out some sort of mystery opponent. I invented mind games. I’m the cerebral assassin. When you think you know all the questions, I change all the answers. I’m also the most original man in wrestling today. Holla, if you hear me.

He pauses for a moment while the audience twitters with laughter.

Eco: So, I don’t care what member of the Saints he sends out here or what affiliate. He can send Zed, Shizuru, even my own sister; which I would put even odds on. So, whoever it is, let’s get ready to rumble.

“Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent plays. The arena is filled with a confused hum as no current OOWF superstar uses that song. After the opening guitar riff, a figure emerges from the back and stands on the entrance stage.

Russ: It’s “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet! This is the first we’ve seen of him since getting suspended for hitting a fan almost a month ago at Mid-Summer Night’s Scream.
Razz: Not counting when Carl Sack found him about a week later drunk as a skunk in a rundown Canadian bar.
Russ: Sack left Bullet a business card saying he could make one phone call and erase the suspension.
Razz: It’s a brilliant end around for Bullet. Moose could name anyone Eco’s opponent, suspended or not.
Russ: Eco and Bullet have had some wars in the ring. While they’ve been cordial lately, there’s no love lost between them and Bullet is probably the one man in recent memory who has been the most successful against Eco.

Bullet walks with an even pace to the ring. His hair is longer than usual and slicked back. He’s wearing all black trunks and boots. He slides under the bottom rope as Eco goes to speak.

Eco: Alright, I have to admit for Moosetwit, this is pretty clev…

Eco is cut off as Bullet pops up to is feet and nails Eco right in the jaw with a right hand. The fans roars as referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell. Elevenbee collects the dropped microphone and scurries out of the ring.

Bullet peppers Eco with rights and lefts. Eco tries to create some distance with a kick, but Bullet grabs his foot. Eco springs off the other leg for an enzuigiri, but Bullet ducks. Eco manages to keep his balance as he lands with his back to Bullet. Jack hooks Eco around his knee and picks him up and over for a teardrop suplex. Eco rolls with the bounce off the canvas and to the floor. He finally removes his black jacket.

Bullet springs over the top rope and to the floor, landing on his feet in front of Eco. He begs off and backs up. Jack catches him with a punch to the top of the head. He spins Eco around and shoves him into the ring post. The crowd groans as Eco winces in pain. Bullets picks up his opponent from behind for a reverse atomic drop. Eco hops in the air holding his groin and flips over the ring stairs to land on his back on the floor. Bullet walks up onto the steps and comes off in one motion with a fist drop to Eco’s chest. He rolls over on his front. Bullet picks him up by his tights as he stands and throws Eco under the bottom rope.

Bullet climbs the near corner from the outside. He measures Eco as he writhes on the mat and comes off with a knee drop from on high. Jack covers for two.

Russ: This just isn’t a new look Jack Bullet. It’s also a new attitude Jack Bullet. It’s like he’s been operating over one even flowing motion since hitting the ring.
Razz: Bullet expressed his disdain for how people talked and did nothing several times recently. Maybe this is how he’s decided to deal with it. Be the change he wants to see. All action, no filler.

Bullet pulls Eco up by the shoulder and looks to be going for a uranage. Eco elbows out and runs into the ropes. Bullet tries a clothesline. Eco grabs his arm, pivots behind Bullet, back to the front and scores a floatover DDT.

Russ: That’s the momentum changer Eco needed.

Eco sits up on the mat and is basically trying to get his wits about him. Suddenly, Bullet’s legs twitch and he kips up.

Eco: Oh, give me a fucking break…

Jack spins around and catches Eco with a windmill kick. Eco lays on the mat and Bullet goes for an elbow drop, but Eco rolls to the apron. Jack gets up and moves to the edge of the ring as Eco pulls himself up by the ropes. Bullet tries to slingshot Eco into the ring by the top rope, but he blocks and fires a forearm to the face. Jack staggers back. Eco pulls down hard on the top rope and slingshots back into the ring with a splash. Eco covers for just two as Jack presses him off.

As they rush up, Eco catches Jack with an arm drag. Bullet pops up and gets arm dragged again. A third, a fourth. Bullet rides the momentum of the fifth arm drag out to the floor.

Russ: Usually we see Bullet with the strong arm drag game, but tonight it’s Eco.
Razz: As Eco finds his bearings in this match he’s obviously trying to try to shake new Jack Bullet by introducing some echoes of the old.

As Bullet hits the floor, he runs around the outside of the ring and slides in under the bottom rope behind Eco. He turns and tries to tag Bullet with a big boot, but he slides under the leg and back to the floor. He runs around the outside of the ring again. He leaps to the apron and climbs the turnbuckle from the outside. He leaps off, but Eco catches him in the gut with a standing dropkick.

Russ: Maybe that will slow the Silver Bullet down. He’s been running like a bullet train since coming out.

Eco gets behind Bullet and puts him in a chinlock with his knees in Bullet’s back. He cranks back hard. Bullet gets his legs underneath him, works up and then slams down to shake Eco off with a jawbreaker. Both men lie on the mat.

Razz: Normally I’m not the biggest Jack Bullet fan, but the aggression and focus out of him tonight I have to admire. Well, I don’t have to do anything, but I’m choosing to admire it.

Eco pulls himself up by the ropes. Bullet stands and stalks over to him. Eco fires out a kick, but Jack grabs it and turns him over into a knee bar. Eco pushes himself up by his arms, fires a mule kick with his free leg to catch Bullet in the gut. He lets go and stumbles back. Eco gets up and offers a lockup.

Russ: Smart by Eco, trying to slow things down, trying to control the pace.

Bullet obliges and backs Eco up into the corner. Barros calls for the break and he gets it. Eco steps out and asks for a lockup again. Bullet obliges, pushes Eco into the corner again. Barros calls for the break and Bullet gives it. Eco steps out and signals for a third lockup. Bullet shrugs his shoulders, shakes his head no and unloads with a series of rights and lefts.

Razz: Jack is giving a little here, but not everything. Fool him twice you can’t kid a kidder thrice…or something like that.

Bullets fires Eco into the ropes and nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. Jack pulls Eco up by the arm and throws him into the ropes. Eco ducks the clothesline this time, comes off the opposite set of ropes and eats a spinning back elbow. Jack pulls Eco up again, but reverses the Irish whip into the ropes and catches Bullet with his own back elbow. It stuns the Silver Eagle, but doesn’t put him down. Bullet turns as Eco grabs his arm and rocks Jack with a short-arm clothesline. Eco follows with a knee to the head and covers for two. Eco lays on the mat breathing hard.

Eco: I need to work on my cardio.

They start up and Eco falls into Bullet with a double axe handle to put him back down. Eco stands and kicks Jacks a couple times. He goes into the ropes and comes off with a knee drop. He covers for two. He pulls Bullet up and locks him into a full nelson.

Razz: What the hell…has Eco been watching the best of Billy Jack Haynes, all one match of it.
Russ: Eco is pulling out everything he can think of just to slow Jack Bullet down and wear him down. This is the first advantage he’s probably had all match.

Bullet starts to muscle out of the full nelson, so Eco steps a leg in front of Jack and turns it into a front leg sweep. Eco sits on Jack’s back and locks in a camel clutch. Barros asks Bullet if he wants to submit and he says no several times. He then get his legs underneath him and works up to an almost standing position. Eco is hanging off of Bullet’s back. He brings his knees up into Bullet’s back and jerks down on his head hard for a back stabber.

Eco picks up Bullet in a body slam, but instead of slamming him down, he turns him into the ropes and Jack’s throat catches the top rope. He goes down and Eco slumps in the corner for a breather, measuring his foe. Bullet starts to stand and Eco goes over to him, grabbing his head and firing up a knee to send him into the near corner. Eco whips him to the far corner, Bullet reverses. Eco hits the turnbuckles in the back. Bullet leaps for an Eagle Splash, but Eco moves out of the way. Bullet jacks his jaw on the top turnbuckle and falls backwards into a leaping Eco for a jumping neckbreaker. He covers for two.

Russ: Momentum is shifting to Eco here. Is Jack Bullet out of gas or just lying in wait for the right moment?

Eco pulls Jack up by the head for a suplex. Bullet blocks and tries to reverse. Eco blocks and tries for it again. Bullet blocks. Eco twists out of the hold while whipping Jack into the ropes. He catches Jack coming off around the waist and rides his momentum over for a belly to belly suplex. He covers for two.

Eco pulls Bullet up and into a dragon sleeper. The crowd pops for the Endgame to come. However, Bullet reaches up with his free hand and starts slapping Eco around the face. This makes Eco loosen his grip on the arm. Bullet manages to turn into Eco with his head under his armpit and his arms around his waist. He picks up and launches him over with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Eco is up quick, but walks into a forearm by Bullet. He grabs the stunned Eco for a slingshot suplex. Bullet floats over, but not into a cover, rather the Talon.

Russ: Bullet has Eco pinned to the mat with that submission hold. He calls it the Talon, but it’s a face claw with deep roots in traditional professional wrestling.

Eco lays flat on the mat for a series of two counts, but lifts his shoulder up each time before Barros can get to three. He also refuses to submit. Bullet finally pulls Eco to his feet with the Talon intact. Bullet lets go and Eco falls forward. Bullet catches him as he falls. Eco’s head goes between Jack’s legs. He flips Eco up and then falls down to drive his head into the mat.

Razz: Speaking of old school, it doesn’t get much old school than that. A honest to god piledriver.

Bullet hooks the leg and gets the one…two…three…
ME: Your winner at 17:47, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

Bullet asks Elvenbee for the microphone as Eco rolls to the floor and is helped to the back by Barros.

JB: I know I’ve been AWOL for about a month now and who you saw in this ring tonight was maybe not exactly who you thought you would see and maybe I didn’t come back the way you thought I would. You the fans have a lot of questions and you deserve answers. Eco deserves some answers, Kylie deserves some answers and most of all, Josie, sweetheart, I know you’re watching, you deserve some answers.

The fans pop at the mention of Josie and Bullet pauses a moment, still breathing hard from the match.

JB: Heading into Midsummer Night’s Scream, I didn’t know who I was and who I wanted to be. I was a 45-year-old man more lost than some kid fresh out of high school. And I figured out the reason why. It was because for the first time in a long time, I had someone to care about. I had a family in Kylie and Josie. Until you’ve had a family and lost it, you don’t know how much that can ground a man. How much family makes a man a man. The fact that I went through a messy divorce and barely get to see my two children is something pretty well known to you fans and I have Eco to thank for that.

Bullet clips the end of his sentence off with a harsh bite. The crowd boos a little.

JB: Now, I don’t bear any ill will toward Eco anymore for revealing my past, not much anyway. And let’s make one thing clear, me in this ring tonight does not mean I’m siding with Moosehead Jack and the Saints. Jack opened the door for me to come back to the OOWF and all he asked was that I beat the crap out of Eco, something I’ve shown to be pretty good at, as I walked through that open door.

Bullet pauses again and runs his hand down his face. It looks like he’s wiping sweat, but he’s also considering what to say next.

JB: Let’s address the elephant in the room. I know what you’re all thinking “Jack Bullet, you attacked a fan at Midsummer Night’s Scream for having a Cane Josie sign.” Well, haven’t we all had to at one point fight for who we loved. And hasn’t that sometimes meant burning down everything around us. Hasn’t that meant letting everything go, even the love we were fighting for. Josie, sweetheart…

Tears comes to Jack Bullet’s eyes as he looks directly into the camera.

JB: Uncle Jack has to go away. How long, I don’t know. I hope not forever, but just long enough for you to be safe and for me to find myself again. When I come through that door again, Josie, Uncle Jack will have candy and ice cream and…

Bullet pauses slightly and his voice rises into a scream.

JB: AND THE OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AROUND MY WAIST!!!

The crowd pops huge for that.

JB: I don’t care if the champion is Moosehead Jack, Mac Flasher, Eco, Firewoman or any damned Saint. Right here, right now, I’m challenging for the world title at Hell on Earth. And I’ll walk through hell to get there. Danny Taylor, you want to book a number one contenders tournament. I’ll win it. You want to book a 100 man battle royal. I’ll toss 99 losers out on their ass. You want to book a number one contenders triple threat, four-way, five-way, six-way; no hold’s barred, pinfalls count anywhere, up on a scaffold, on the roof of the building; on the surface of the damn moon. Do it. I’ll win it. I’ll win whatever it takes, because a man of action is what Jack Bullet is and the next World Champion is what I’ll become. And that’s not a talking point, that’s an action point.

Bullet spikes the microphone down. The fans roar and we fade.

GHOSTHEAD vs. SHIZURU – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

Ghost storms to the ring and paces like a caged animal. He does have a noticeable limp from his brawl with Shannon and Shizuru earlier. Shizuru’s music hits and he and Shannon slowly make their way to the ring. Shannon holds the ropes for Shizuru and he steps between the ropes, then she takes the belt from around Shizuru’s waist and holds it up right in Ghost’s face. The referee calls for the handshake and Shizuru smirks pats Shannon on the behind, then extends that hand to Ghost. Ghost explodes.

The referee calls for the bell, and Ghost is absolutely brutalizing Shizuru. Ghost runs through all of his warnings in about thirty seconds, then Shizuru finally escapes to the outside to regroup with Shannon. They don’t get much strategy discussed as Ghost reaches out of the ring and pulls Shizuru into the ring and continues to pound him mercilessly. Ghost tries to break Shizuru in half with a series of backbreakers, then hits a series of snap suplexes on the apron before throwing Shizuru back into the ring. Ghost covers, but Shizuru somehow kicks out at two.

Ghost waits for Shizuru to get to his feet, then heads toward the ropes for a kick to the jaw, but Shannon low bridges him, Ghost falls out of the ring and lands hard on the floor. Shizuru immediately distracts the referee and Shannon wraps a cord around Ghost’s throat and chokes him out. Shannon has a look of pure sadistic glee on her face as she feels her husband go limp and fall to the floor. She hefts him up and rolls him under the bottom rope, Shizuru quickly pushes the referee aside and covers Ghost expecting an easy win, but somehow Ghost powers out at two, and the crowd goes nuts!

Ghost DESTROYS Shizuru, beating him from pillar to post and leaving him a bloody mess. Ghost lays Shizuru out in the middle of the ring and heads to the corner and goes for the LAST NAIL, but Shannon grabs his foot. Ghost breaks free and hops off the top rope and pulls Shannon onto the apron and glares at her in disbelief. From behind Shizuru slams into Ghost, he and Shannon slam heads and Shizuru rolls Ghost up, grabs a handful of tights and gets the one…..two…..NOT LIKE THIS! THREE!
WINNER in 13:22 – Shizuru

Shizuru immediately bails out of the ring and Shannon, holding her head, helps Shizuru up and they beat a hasty retreat up the ramp. Inside the ring, Ghost gets to his feet and limps around the ring for a moment, then demands a mic

Shannon, you have made your intentions perfectly clear. You have forsaken me. I demand one thing before I wash my hands of you both. Since I clearly cannot get a fair match against Shizuru alone, at Hell on Earth 14, I want an match against both of you, handicap match, for the Onslaught championship. Men in the back, do not test me on this, I guarantee you, it is in your best interest to do as I wish.

Ghost slams down the mic and stalks to the back

THE DARLINGS vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Steel Cage Match

"Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons leads Alex and Alexis Darling down to the ring. They warm up as "Laser Cannon Deth Sentence" leads the OOWF World Tag Team Champions down to the ring to a chorus of boos. Matt and Stan enter the cage and hand their Championships to the referee. Matt and Alex don't take their eyes off one another as Mike Elevenbee starts the official introductions.

ME: This match is one fall to the finish, no time limit and it is for the OOWF World Tag Team Championships! Introducing first in the corner to my right the challengers. From West Palm Beach Florida, standing 5'7 and weighing 128 pounds Alexis Darling. And her tag team partner also from West Palm Beach Florida, standing 6'3 and weighing 220 pounds Alexander Darling. And now in the corner to my left, representing the Saints of Sinners, the reigning and defending OOWF World Tag Team Champions. From Iron Mountain Minnesota, standing 5'11 and weigning 461 pounds Stan Fulton. And his tag team partner from Green Bay Wisconsin, 6'5 and weighing 225 pounds Matt Folz.

The bell rings as Matt and Alex get nose to nose and start talking trash. No finesse here as Matt fires a right hand and Alex responds in kind and the two long time rivals start to brawl around the ring. As their partners are preoccupied, Stan shoots Alexis off the ropes. But Alexis ducks a lariat and looks to steal this one early with a crucifix that gets two. Alexis is quicker back to her feet and nearly takes Stan's head off with a spin kick. Alex gets the advantage and beats Matt down in the corner then goes to help his sister. The Darlings nail Stan with a Double Brainbuster and a Double DDT. Alex covers for 2. Matt gets back to his feet but is taken down by a double superkick from the Darlings. For the next few minutes Alex and Alexis continue to press their advantage and double team Stan. Alexis heads up to the top rope and the Darlings hit a Rocket Launcher. The referee counts 1...2...broken up by a returning Matt. Alex grabs Matt but Matt reverses and hits a a release German Suplex that sends Alex flying across the ring. Matt runs across the ring and nails Alexis with a big boot and then helps his partner up.

Stan with a huge belly to belly suplex on Alexis. Meanwhile Matt picks up Alex and sends him face first into the cage not once, not twice but Thrice triggering a huge cut on Alex's forehead. Matt calls out instructions to Stan, who whips Alexis off the ropes. Matt takes her down with a drop toe hold and Stan simultaneously in great timing drops an elbow on the back of her head. Matt picks up a bloody Alex and slaps him across the face as Stan goes to the second turnbuckle and nails the Crusher on Alexis. The referee begins to count, Alex thumbs Matt in the eye and dives over to break up the count JUST before 3. Alex stomps on Stan but Matt comes up from behind and nails him with an Angle Slam. 1...2...Alex gets his shoulder up. Matt glares at the referee then motions to Stan. Stan goes over and removes the turnbuckle pad. Matt whips Alex towards the exposed steel but Alex reverses and Matt hits hard, opening up a gushing cut of his own. Alexis nails Stan with a low blow and uses the ropes to pull herself up. Alex with a swinging neckbreaker on Stan. Alex and Alexis hit the Darling Bombshell on Matt. Alex covers with Stan still down, 1...2...now it's Matt's turn to just roll his shoulder and Alex's turn to glare at the referee. Stan with a belly to back suplex on Alexis and then a lariat to Alex.

Matt wipes the blood out of his eyes and then rolls out to grab a chair from under the ring. He rolls into the ring and nails Alexis with it and then motions Stan to hold Alex. Matt takes a home run swing and Alex ducks causing Matt to drive the chair full force into his partner's face. We get a close up of Matt's "OH FUCK!" Look before he regroups and takes another swing at Alex, but Alex kicks the chair back into Matt's face. Alex covers a now heavily bleeding Stan. 1...2...2.99999999. Alex slams the mat in frustration before slowly heading to the top rope. Matt pulls himself up and dives into the ropes crotching Alex on the turnbuckle. Matt slams Alex off the top and then drags him to the center of the ring and applies the Folzmission. Alex tries his best to try and get out of it, but Matt applies the body scissors and Alex has nowhere to go. Alexis tries to come over to help but is cut off by Stan. Alex has no choice but to tap.
WINNERS (Submission, 34:21) and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions Matt Folz and Stan Fulton

The referee hands the Saints their titles and they hold them high in the air as the crowd tries to boo them out of the building. Matt and Stan step over Alex and Alexis as they leave the ring and head to the back

KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Kylie comes out and plays to the fans, pointing at all the JOSIE! Signs. Kylie seems completely focused on the match and waits anxiously for Zed to come out. When Zed is announced, he comes out and appears to be in a rather foul mood. He leaves BRICK~! behind and hits the ring and immediately goes after Kylie.

Kylie ducks Zed’s clothesline and catches him with a boot to the gut and a smash to the knee. Zed staggers into the corner holding his face and Kylie monkey flips him out of the corner, Zed lands on his feet and hits the ropes, but Kylie is waiting for him and she pops him with a superkick to the jaw as he rebounds. Zed tries to slide under the bottom rope, but Kylie grabs his ankles and drags him back into the ring and turns it into a giant swing! The crowd counts as Kylie spins Zed, she finally releases him, Zed spins into the corner and slams ribs first into the ring post, then falls to the floor. Kylie starts to leave the ring, but Stank has made his way out at the behest of BRICK~! Stank stands over Zed and Kylie decides to stay in the ring.

Zed gets to his feet and huddles briefly with Stank, then slides into the ring and locks up with Kylie. Zed grabs an arm wringer and takes Kylie to the mat, but Kylie kips back to her feet, then springs to the ropes and takes Zed to the mat with a hurracarana. Zed pops up and Kylie takes him to the mat with an arm bar, but Zed slithers free and slides under the bottom rope and storms around ringside. BRICK~!, Zed and Stank all huddle, while they are doing that we see BRICK~! slip something to Zed. Zed slides back into the ring, and he and Kylie are about to lock up again when Bridget makes her way to the ring. I guess everyone is a manager tonight. Bridget jumps on the apron and calls the referee over to check on Zed. Zed protests loudly and ditches the knucks to BRICK~! as soon as he does, Kylie slips behind him, and hits the Florida Key, Kylie bridges hard, one…….two……..THREE! Zed kicks out a moment too late!
WINNER in 12:27 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Kylie Mignolio

Kylie drops to her knees with the title and Bridget slides in and tackles her to the mat with a hug. The crowd absolutely blows the roof off the building. On the outside Zed is beside himself with rage that Kylie ended his reign. He storms to the back followed by BRICK~! and Stank. Inside the ring, Kylie slowly gets to her feet and holds the title high in the air and the cheers get even louder. She bows to the crowd as Banned From Everywhere, Ecosystem and Fire hit the ring and hoist Kylie onto their shoulders. They celebrate for a moment, then all of them head to the back to, presumably, continue the celebration.

MAC FLASHER vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – OOWF World Heavyweight Championship Insanity Match

With the explosive-laden cage structure around the ring, OOWF being crew members work to suspend the weaponry from the ceiling of the structure. That means that Mac Flasher’s selections of a kendo stick, a DeMarini CF Zen (-3) BBCOR Zero Dark baseball bat, a steel chair and a rope tied into a noose, as Mac apparently failed to think of a fifth weapon. Moosehead Jack’s assortment of plunder sees Happy Deth Bat IV, a chain, a staple gun, a board with barbed wire stapled to it and his trusty scalpel. “I Get Wet (8-bit remix) plays out Mac, who pauses at the top of the ramp and looks back only for Bridget O’Malley to emerge at the very last second. While things are still very tense between the two, Bridget pulls Mac close and hands him a set of brass knuckles. Bridget hugs Mac and sends him on his way before returning to the back. Mac walks to the ring, stopping to admire the handiwork of his vision – albeit with a slight bit of trepidation – as “Scarecrow” starts up, with some accompanying noise as Moose drags a bloodied Bridget out with him. Just as Mac turns around, Moose – with a handful of her hair – throws Bridget off the ramp.

Mac charges as ring crew and officials hold the two apart. Moose cackles and lights a cigar as Mac’s focus is no longer on the ring, but a barely moving Bridget beside the ramp. Mac is pushed toward the ring as Moose confidently strides a few paces behind. Both men are secured inside the structure as Mike Elevenbee, from the outside, rolls through the introductions. Mac, still looking back as Medical tends to Bridget misses his introduction and Moose, not waiting for his name to be called, jumps Mac from behind. Running his face across the fencing, opening a cut almost immediately.

Razz: “This is what Mac wanted. This cage. Moose. Weapons. It’ll be what Mac never anticipated about this night that will lead to an embarrassingly quick night … And nothing. Mac will walk away with nothing.”
Russ: “It’s been a minute. There’s still a lot of weaponry that needs to be involved. Remember, it’s only when you use your full assortment of weapons to earn pinfalls or submissions that this turns into last-man-standing rules. Both men will suffer a great deal before this one is over.”
Razz: “And if we don’t have a winner before 30 minutes expires … Boom.”
Russ: “That’s right, charges around the ring will detonate. Just to up the ante.”
Razz: “If that happens. Careers change permanently.”

As Mac tries to gain separation, Moose jumps up and pulls down the chain. With Mac stumbling and turning around, he walks right into a chain-aided punch, knocking him silly. With OOWF Official Davis Hightower on the outside – as demanded by “Dynamite” Danny Taylor – Moose makes a cover and gets 2. Moose is undeterred, taking the chain and wrapping it around Mac’s throat and using it as extra leverage as he toss Mac into the side of the cage three times before pulling him by the chain to the middle of the ring. Mac tries to crawl away, but Moose simply grips the chain tighter as Mac’s struggles work against his need to breathe. Eventually Moose gets tired of the cat-and-mouse game and goes in for the cover, securing the first fall with help from the chain as Mac only starts to get his air back.

Moose continues to boot down Mac, who is still a bit blue-faced from the chain assault. Moose stands Mac up before reaching for his flask and taking a generous swig of “Trust Me.” Moose sprays Mac’s face with it, creating a burning sensation on his bloodied face, but also serving to awaken Mac’s rage. Mac pummels Moose with fists and a few knees, working him into a corner. After a series of elbows to the forehead and a kick to the stomach slump Moose in the corner, Mac reaches for the noose and snags it with little trouble. As Mac turns around to employ the rope, Moose greets him with a boot to the groin. As Mac lay on the mat, Moose scales the ropes and secures the barbed-wire board. With Moose placing the board on the mat, he grabs Mac by the hair and DDTs him on the barbed wire board, getting it stuck on his forehead. Moose rolls Mac over and gets 3.

Russ: “I think these good people in Fredricton are starting to realize that Mac Flasher, a working-class hero, might be a bit out of his league with this type of match.”
Razz: “Mac wanted this all summer. He alienated friends. He alienated Bridget, going so far as to injure her just to hurt Moose. He lost the OOWF World Championship to that same man. And for what? To settle scores that have nothing to do with OOWF. To eradicate pain that only he can feel?”

Moose wipes blood from his hands on Mac’s shirt while smiling and looking to the ceiling of the cage to consider his next weapon. With his eyes on Happy Deth Bat IV, Moose gets wrapped in Mac’s rope with Mac tightening the noose. With Moose’s eyes popping, Mac delivers a series of left hooks while gripping the rope with his right hand. A bolo punch sends Moose over the top rope where Mac stands with the rope and pulls with his might as Moose tries to get his feet on the ground or apron. With Mac vocally expressing his rage at Moose, the champ taps on the rope in front of Hightower to concede his first fall. Hightower, albeit powerless to enforce the count, counts off 5 as Mac lets go of the rope at 4, dropping him to the outside. Mac reaches up and pulls down the steel chair, setting up for a baseball slide with the chair at the end of it for Moose, who crumples to the floor. Mac takes the chance to return an earlier favor and run Moose’s forehead across the fencing, drawing blood with Mac even smearing some of Moose’s on his cheek as war paint. Mac returns to the discarded chair and waffles Moose with it, denting the seat area and putting Moose on spaghetti legs. Mac grips Moose and sends him into the cage with an exploder suplex before following with a chair-based beatdown that almost renders Moose unconscious. With Mac rolling Moose into the ring, Moose is able to get to his knees before Mac rolls in with the chair in hand. Moose, electing not to get vertical, eggs Mac on to give him his best shot. Even going so far as to put his hands behind his back. As a smattering of applause goes up for Bridget as she’s stretchered out of the arena, Mac glances at the ramp before sending a Ruthian blast to Moose’s skull. The pin is academic.

Russ: “And just like that, Mac Flasher has rallied to cut that deficit to nothing. These two men, already in 14 minutes have inflicted years’ worth of punishment to each other. This is not about titles. This is about two men …”
Razz: “This is about Mac. Moose is just a willing participant. Moose got what he wanted out of the deal last week. Mac will only earn vindication by getting Moose to stay down for a 10 count if have use his other three weapons.”

With Moose shaking the cobwebs, Mac puts the brass knuckles on his right hand and waits for the champion to turn around. Moose spins around and ducks a punch, sending Mac lumbering into the ropes before Moose counters with a jumping knee to the jaw. With Mac face down, Moose tries to take Mac’s brass knuckles with Mac balling his hand in a fist to prevent the theft. Moose stands up and stomps Mac’s neck, stunning him just long enough to allow Moose to take the knuckles and place them on his own right hand. Instead of the knockout blow, Moose opts to work Mac’s ribcage with the knucks, with a sickening crunch draining Mac of his spirit to resist the assault. Moose discards the knuckles and climbs the cage to get the staple gun. With Mac crawling toward the knuckles, Moose spins him on his back and drills him in the face with the staple gun, before stapling Mac’s shirt to the canvas. While shouting “TOO EASY!”, Moose pins Mac with a boot on his chest stomping the affected area from the brass knuckle attack as Mac tries to rip free from the stapled assistance. Moose smiles and watches Mac struggle to free himself, coughing each time he twists his torso. Finally, Mac tears his shirt away, to show bruising already developing on his back as Moose gets a frenzied look in his eye, rushing toward Mac and running his back into the turnbuckles. Moose peppers Mac with a few solid rights to the bruised area before throwing him to the mat. Moose crawls under the ring and grabs a table, bringing it into the ring and setting up in the dead center. With Mac trying to get to his feet, Moose slugs him down and places him on the table before climbing the fencing to procure Happy Deth Bat IV. Not happy with his previous idea, Moose climbs across the ceiling until he’s directly over Mac. With Happy Deth Bat in hand, Moose drops down and sends the barrel of Happy Deth Bat IV across Mac’s throat with the added impact of the table breaking just under Mac’s bruised – maybe broken – ribs. The drop takes enough out of Moose that he slumps over Mac as Hightower counts the pin from the outside.

Moose rolls off as Mac, with the brass knuckles secretly in hand, decks Moose with a right cross to the jaw. Hightower could have counted to 50, but only chooses to count 3 with both men bleeding and broken on the canvas.

Russ: “Mac Flasher is keeping pace, but how long until the attrition of Moose’s inflicted damage takes too much of a toll?”
Razz: “Partner! The fact that Mac even got that last pin was a surprise to me. Moose has taken too much out of Mac and only needs to use the scalpel too get a decision before enacting last-man standing rules for him. Mac’s got two to go and if his ribs are any way damaged, stretching and climbing to reach them will be excruciating.”

With both men laying on the mat, breathing with labor, Elevenbee announces that only 5 minutes remain until the charges are set to go off. Moose gets to his feet first and eyes the scalpel. He climbs the ropes and takes a swipe at it before Mac grabs Moose by the legs and secures him in an electric-chair drop onto the various plunder already in the ring. Mac, as Razz predicted, has extreme trouble just reaching for his weapons, wincing in pain each time he extends his arm. Just as Mac’s adrenaline allows him to surge up to grab his baseball bat, Moose drills Mac’s ribs with the steel chair. Mac’s fall – onto his back – doesn’t help the matter any. Mac rolls around on the mat with Moose reaching for the scalpel, only to not quite be able to reach it before Mac guts Moose with Happy Deth Bat IV. Mac rakes the barbed wire across Moose’s already bloodied forehead and leaves the bat on his face as he tries to climb again for his baseball bat. Mac grabs it and drops to the canvas, delivering two caveman-style swings to the gut and a golf swing to the jaw. Mac falls on top for 3, but is in a great amount of pain in the process.

Razz: “Every motion … Every time he breathes. Moose wins more. It’s only a matter of time, Russ. Mac is proving a lot, but …”
Russ: But what? I haven’t heard a bell. I haven’t seen Moose use the scalpel yet. It’s still anyone’s match, as far as I’m concerned.”

With Elevenbee making the the 30-second announcement, the arena fills with a buzz. Moose and Mac just start to get to their feet as the countdown starts from 10. With the two just starting to exchange labored blows …

… BOOM! Flashes of light and dust fill the arena. When the dust settles, Mac’s bat and Moose’s scalpel are on the mat, with the ceiling not surviving the blast, falling on both men. Moose tries to get to his feet first, but his ankle is met with Mac’s bat. Moose immediately crawls away, as Mac staggers upright and drives the barrel on the affected ankle again and again. Mac – rocking about a .75 Muta at this point – hammers away at Moose with fists, boots, bat … Whatever he can find. With Mac about to make his way toward a pinning attempt on Moose, a jab with intent finds Mac’s thigh. Mac screams as the inside of his right jeans leg turns red in a hurry. Mac sits on the mat as Moose charges with a knee to knock Mac’s head backward and slam it onto the mat. Mac’s eyes roll to the back of his head as Moose drapes an arm over Mac. Hightower makes the count, activating the last-man standing rule for Moose. Hightower immediately starts the count as Mac’s eyes don’t open until 5. As Mac scrambles to his feet, his right leg gives way until Mac removes the scalpel on his own and makes it to the ropes where he props himself up at 8. Moose protests the stoppage of the count, but Hightower is having none of it. Mac is able to secure his bat and drill Moose with a line-drive swing to the gut before sending another shot to the ankle, just to put him down. Moose writhes in pain as Mac works Moose’s knee before locking Moose in an STF with the bat wedging the knee. Moose, who repeatedly tells Mac where he can stuff his submission attempt, tries to crawl to the ropes, but cannot move because of the pain with the bat-aided STF in his leg. With Moose starting to fade, the instinct to claw at Mac’s eyes gains him temporary respite as Mac releases the crossface, but is still tangled with Moose’s legs. As Mac tries to roll away, Moose rolls over and hammers Mac with a panel from the cage’s ceiling. This is enough to get Moose untangled and up first as Mac beats the count at 6, but is not able to do much more than stand as Moose charges with Mac’s bat and gets the sweet spot across his throat.

Mac immediately drops and gasps for air, as Hightower administers the count. Mac, albeit with a severe difficulty to breathe, is up at 6, but is promptly locked in a Ji-Endo. As Moose pulls back, Mac fades fast. With both arms going limp in a matter of seconds. Moose hangs on just a bit longer before dropping his purple-faced challenger on the mat. Hightower gets the count to 8 when a loud cheer comes from the crowd. Mac is still down, but Bridget, heavily bandaged, limps toward ringside. Hightower is at 9 when Mac sits up and gets to a standing base, beating the count. While Mac is not sure of what planet he’s on, he spots Bridget and stares at her. Bridget nods that she’s OKish and warns Mac of a sneak attack just in time as Moose whiffs on a running knee strike. As Moose untangles himself from the ropes, Mac charges with the bat and connects on the temple. Moose falls in a heap and Mac follows on top. Hightower gets to 3 and Mac has also activated last man standing, getting the count to 7 before Moose is up. The two stand in the ring, face to face with weapons strewn about as fans start to chant there support for Mac, Moose and the match in general.

Mac sends a right to Moose’s jaw, and Moose the same to Mac. This goes on for a bit before Moose stops the rhythm of the fight with a rake to the eyes and an uppercut. Mac falls to a knee, but ducks a big boot try. Moose trips over discarded plunder and right in front of Bridget. As Moose locks eyes on Bridget, she proceeds to spray his eyes with an unknown aerosol, blinding and agonizing Moose all in one swoop. Mac, unaware of the spray, grabs Moose by the head and hoists him in a Flash Drive, dropping his head on top of the barbed-wire board. Mac then retreats to his corner, as Hightower starts the count.

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Moose pulls his head up but nothing more.

9 …

Moose tries with everything to stand, but cannot, falling face-first into the chair.

10.

Your winner (last man standing, 41:09) and NEW OOWF WORLD CHAMPION, MAC FLASHER!

Mac falls in a heap as Hightower enters the ring with the title in hand. He hands it to Mac as Moose starts to sit up in the corner. The crowd roars for Mac, but not with the intensity they once had. Mac stares at the title and remains on his knees, then slowly gets to his feet and stands and turns toward the ramp expecting, something? Mac stands there…………..no one comes. Mac turns and looks back at Moose in the corner, and he is laughing like a bloodied madman as we fade to black.

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MidWeek Mayhem (#875)
Live! From Halifax, Nova Scotia
August 22, 2018

SYB vs. JUSTIN SANE

SYB is out first and snarls at everything that moves. He flips off babies, spits on seeing eye dogs and gives the one fingered salute to the Make a Wish kids at ring side. That probably won’t sit well with some. SYB gets into the ring and grabs a mic because he is already not quite unpleasant enough:

I’ll bet you think I am a real jerk <angry agreement, but respectful, it’s Canada> Yeah? Well YOUR FACE IS A JERK! <the crowd isn’t sure whether to boo or laugh or what, so they all just respectfully agree with him> Tonight I am going to do what no Canadian sports team can do, WIN! <polite corrections from the crowd that, while it is true they have not had much championship success lately, they are still proud that their boys are out there tryin!> What is with you people? Ok, FINE……………KING OF DONAIR’S SUCKS!

The crowd boos the ever loving shit out of SYB and starts to litter the ring with trash and anything not nailed down. The referee begins to panic a bit, and Justin Sane is quickly announced. The debris keeps coming, and SYB cowers in the corner under a mountain of garbage. As soon as Justin steps into the ring, the lights go off and we hear DOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKK then a ships bell go off, the start of Bryan Adams’ “Summer of 69” plays, a clip of Paul Henderson scoring, and finally Alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllrighty then.

The lights come back on, the ring is completely clean, as is ringside, and SYB is lying unconscious in the middle of the ring. Justin is just standing there, looking rather confused. He hits the covers SYB, the referee makes the count, and the crowd goes wild!
WINNER in 1:04 – Justin Sane

Justin gets back to his feet, shrugs his shoulders and leaves the ring while SYB remains motionless. He milks it for all he’s worth as the referee tries to get him to his feet. Finally security comes to the ring, hefts him up carries him to the back. Canadians being Canadians, they give him a polite applause as he is carried to the back.

SAINTS OF SINNERS, MAI MUYO, ZED, SHIZURU & SHANNON MANN vs. THE DARLINGS, BRIDGET O’MALLEY, KYLIE MIGNOLIO, GHOSTHEAD, ECOSYSTEM & FIREWOMAN

Bridget, Kylie, Ghost and Fire are out first, they wait at the top of the ramp as the Darlings are announced. As they come out, they walk to the ring together, Fire and Alex exchange a look as they walk down the ramp. They hop onto the apron and do the old Phoenix Rising entrance while Alexis smirks. The Saints, Mai, Zed and Shizuru are announced and make their way to the ring. We have extra security ready and extra referees outside the ring, but maintaining control of this one is going to be difficult.

Alex steps into the ring and Matt Folz starts to step in, but Stank stops him and slowly steps between the ropes. Alex smirks at Stank and the two move to lock up, but Stank connects with a right cross to Alex’s jaw that drops him to one knee. Alex immediately gets up and drills Stank, and the fight is ON! Alex and Stank hammer one another with punches, Stank gets the better of the exchange and backs Alex into the corner and starts landing some clubbing blows to the head. Alex gets his arms up to absorb some of the shots, but Stank finally lands a shot that really rocks Alex. Stank grabs him and goes to whip Alex to the opposite corner, but instead turns it into a short arm clothesline that nearly takes Alex’s head off.

Stank drags Alex to the Saints corner and tags in Folz, Folz comes in and spends the next few minutes tying Alex into knots. He and Stan make some quick tags and work Alex over, but neither try for the pin. Folz pulls Alex off the mat and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon, Alex drops an elbow across the back of Folz’s head, then grabs Folz and sends him to the ropes and hits a hurracanrana! Folz flies across the ring, and the space between them allows Alex to make the tag to Ghost.

Ghost comes in and catches Folz with a big boot to the side of the head, then throws him into the Saints corner so that he slams into Shizuru. The referee counts it as a tag and Ghost lunges at Shizuru, but he drops off the apron. Ghost leaves the ring and chases Shizuru, Shiz out runs him and slides into the ring. Ghost follows him and Shiz runs right to his corner and makes the tag to Zed.

The crowd boos Shizuru’s cowardice, and the fact that, on the apron, Shannon is comforting him. That is enough distraction to allow Zed to nail Ghost from behind. Zed tries to whip Ghost to the ropes, but he reverses it and backdrops Zed into the rafters on the rebound. As Zed gets to his feet, Ghost hits an uppercut that rocks Zed’s head back on his shoulders. Ghost throws Zed out of the ring and PUNISHES him on the outside, the entire time glaring at a smirking Shizuru and a fawning Shannon. Ghost rolls Zed into the ring and covers him after killing Zed with a LAST NAIL through the Fijian announce table! Ghost covers, but Shannon runs in and breaks it up at two with a kick to the back of Ghost’s head. Shannon smirks and heads back to her corner, while Eco reaches out and tags Ghost. Ghost, still annoyed, leaves the ring, while Eco darts in and covers Zed again, but this time Zed kicks out at two.

Eco pulls Zed to his feet and lifts him onto his shoulders, hits a forward roll to the corner, then scales the ropes and knee drops to Zed’s sternum and covers him again, but from the outside BRICK~! reaches in and puts Zed’s leg on the bottom rope just before the two count. Eco, immediately leaves the ring and confronts BRICK~! BRICK~! begs off, and Eco keeps yelling I MADE YOU! I MADE YOU! One of the referee’s from the outside immediately throws BRICK~! out of the match and sends him to the back. BRICK~! is apoplectic with rage! As he rants and raves, he slips something into the ring for Zed, who is just getting onto his knees. Eco slides into the ring just as Zed picks it up off the mat and kicks his hand, Zed’s hand slams back into his own forehead, and QUARTERS explode from his hand! Zed may have just used a foreign object on himself! Zed falls backward into his corner and Mai tags herself into the ring. The Saints pull a barely conscious Zed out of the ring and prop him up in a chair at ringside until he recovers.

Inside the ring Mai and Eco go nose to nose. The two begin to argue and go forehead to forehead. We can’t hear everything that is said, but we hear Mai say “I DO know what I’m doing!” Then Mai steps back and spreads her arms wide and says “trust me” Eco is momentarily stunned which is enough time for Mai to land a kick to the side of his head. Mai then sends Eco to the ropes and connects with a kick to his ribs, before lifting him for a suplex, then dropping him back and ribs first across her knees. Mai keeps Eco on the mat and works over his back and knees, she makes several tags to Shizuru and they work Eco over more. Mai has Eco in a surfboard and Shiz comes in and KILLS him with a drop kick to the face. At one point Shiz hits a standing moonsault on Eco and covers, but Fire races into the ring, grabs Shiz and PLANTS him with a short DDT. The referee tries to keep Mai out of the ring, which allows Fire and Eco to hit a double DDT on Shizuru. Fire mounts Shiz and hammers him with straight punches to the face, the referee finally turns around to get Fire out of the ring, but as she is going, Mai comes in and pulls Eco to his and kills him with a SPINEBUSTER! The referee turns around and sees Mai interference and tries to get her out of the ring. While THAT is happening, Shiz gets to his feet, and Ghost runs in and OBLITERATES him with a kick to the side of the face! Shiz is DEAD! Eco is DEAD! The referee turns around and now sees GHOST in the ring. He gets him out of the ring then FINALLY starts the ten count on Shiz and Eco!

Both men beat the count and make tags to their respective corners. Shiz tags in Stan Fulton and Eco tags in Bridget. The two come into the ring and trade shots. Stan whips Bridget to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Bridget ducks the clothesline and slides under the bottom rope outside the ring. She races around the ring and NAILS Zed, who is still sitting in the chair recovering, with a SICK KICK to the face! Zed is destroyed, Bridget gloats for moment, then slides into the ring, and gets a DROPLINE across the small of her back for her effort.

Fulton hammers Bridget’s lower back, dropping elbows and legs across her lower back, then pulling her up and hitting power moves like judo slams and punishing turnbuckle shots. Fulton pull Bridget up to the top rope and sets her up for a top rope muscle buster, but Kylie races in and makes the save. As the referee makes the count, she saves Bridget and the two of them hit a SUPERPLEX on Fulton! The crowd pops HUGE for this, Bridget covers Fulton as the referee tries to get Kylie out of the ring, but Folz comes in, lifts Bridget and hits an ANGLE SLAM! Fulton makes the cover, but somehow Bridget kicks out at two. Fulton pulls Bridget to her feet and tags in Stank, Stank peppers her with punches, then slams her between the eyes with a headbutt. Bridget staggers backward, and is about to regain her senses and attack, when Fire reaches out and tags herself in, much to Bridget’s annoyance.

Fire comes in and she and Stank go nose to nose. Alexis is cheering Fire on, which draws an annoyed look from Alexis. Stank and Fire continue to argue. Stank catches Fire with a knee to the gut, then sends her to the corner, Fire scales the ropes and flips over a charging Stank. Fire lands on her feet and catches Stank in the corner and tries a monkeyflip, Stank hangs on and Fire hits the mat and rolls to her feet, Stank charges out and tries a clothesline, but Fire ducks the move, Stank hits the far ropes and Fire tries a hip toss, Stank blocks it and turns it into a back slide attempt, Fire rolls through that and goes for a DDT as Stank stands up, but Stank lifts her off her feet and throws her over the top rope to the floor.

Stank glares over the top rope at Fire, who is quickly getting to her feet, and tags in Matt Folz. Folz races down the apron and leaps at Fire and clotheslines her to the floor, then wears her out with stomps and kicks. Folz throws her back into the ring and sets her up for a MOOSEKILLER, but Fire slips free and rolls Folz up from behind for a two count. Fire hits the ropes, and Kylie tags herself in, Fire never notices. She rebounds and catches Folz with a knee to the jaw that rocks him. She grabs Folz’s arms and is going to go for a FIRESTOMP, but the referee waves it off. He explains that Kylie is legal. Fire is clearly annoyed and leaves the ring while Kylie comes in, grabs Folz by the legs and puts him in an Indian death lock trying for the submission. Folz makes it to the ropes forcing the break, and tags in Shizuru. Ghost reaches out and tags Kylie, who is on her feet waiting for Shiz. Kylie protests, but Ghost doesn’t care.

Shiz comes in, and all hell breaks loose because Ghost charges in, and this time no one is going to stop him from getting his hands on Shiz. They brawl, which finally brings everyone into the ring. The scene is absolute chaos with people fighting everywhere. Amid all the chaos Ghost has Shiz trapped in the PHANTASMAGORIA! Shiz is howling in pain, but there is no referee there to check. Shiz is quickly losing consciousness, the camera is tight on his face as he fades, and Ghost’s face which is a snarl, suddenly we hear a CRACK! And Ghost slumps to the mat. We see Shannon Mann standing there with a chair! She ditches the chair and pulls Shiz on top of Ghost, grabs the referee and throws him to the mat, one……two……..THREE!
WINNERS in 1:08:11 – The Saints of Sinners, Shizuru, Zed, Shannon Mann & Mai Muyo

The brawl continues with SYB and Justin joining the fight. More security comes in, which suspiciously looks like masked former PHWF competitors and gets things broken up. The crowd, still not satisfied after over an hour of action, want more. Things are looking like it might erupt into a riot. Moose and Mac are now out as well, with Danny and Vic quickly out behind them trying to keep their main event intact. Finally, police come out as well and order is restored, but the ring is LITTERED with debris. Garbage and plunder, tables and everything else. While the previous participants are being escorted, unwillingly, to the back, Moose attacks Mac from behind and we get…….


MAC FLASHER vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK

The ring is full of plunder, you have two guys who plain don’t like one another, and you have a crowd that is HOT from an enormous pull apart brawl. Moose stand over Mac and listens to the crowd for a moment. He then grabs Mac and pins him to the mat with…….a hammerlock. Moose keeps the hold applied, and keeps grinding away on the mat. The crowd quickly realizes what is happening and boos the shit out of it.

Mac works his way to his feet and backs Moose into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break, but Mac is having none of it, he rears back and lands a couple of shots on Moose that rocks his head back. Mac sends Moose to the ropes, and destroys him with a clothesline. Mac grabs a broken piece of table and charges at Moose’s head, Moose ducks and runs Mac to the ropes, then rolls him up from behind and gets a two count, Mac kicks out and Moose immediately grabs him in a side headlock and brings him to the mat, once again, grinding away.

The crowd is not pleased with this. Moose is testing their patience. Moose grinds away while Mac once again fights to his feet. As Mac gains the advantage, Moose grabs a handful of hair and pulls Mac back into a headlock on the mat. Moose laughs at the booing crowd, as Mac fights back to his feet once again. Mac breaks free and hammers Moose with clotheslines and slams and suplexes. Moose is dazed, Mac storms around the ring, then finally spies a table on the outside. He pulls the table into the ring and sets it up, he turns around and Moose is back on his feet. He grabs Moose and lifts him for a suplex through the table, but Moose slips free, grabs Mac by the arm and takes him to the mat with an arm drag. Moose slaps on an arm bar and starts working over Mac’s arm.

This time Mac doesn’t even try to fight out of it, he grabs a garbage can lid and SLAMS it between Moose’s eyes. Moose falls to the mat, stunned. Bridget has made her way to the ring and is intently watching the match from ringside. Inside the ring, Mac hammers Moose with every amount of plunder there is, beating the champ from post to post. The crowd is absolutely eating it up. At one point Mac throws a bloody Moose over the top rope to the floor and Bridget grabs him by the hair and looks him in the eyes. Moose spits a mouthful of blood into Bridget’s face, which enrages both her and Mac. She nails Moose with a right, then throws him into the ring, where Mac decimates him with a piledriver. Mac and Bridget lay Moose onto the table, and the crowd ERUPTS. Bridget hands Mac a chair and Mac heads to the top rope. As Mac gets to the top and steadies himself, a barely conscious Moose grabs Bridget and pulls her on top of him. Mac sees this, then snarls and leaps and hits a CHAIR ASSISTED ELBOW that puts both Moose AND Bridget through the table! Mac pulls Bridget aside, rather roughly, and covers Moose……one………two…….THREE!
WINNER in 20:18 – Mac Flasher

Mac grabs Moose and hammers him with a few more shots to the face, then notices that Bridget appears to be in agony, grabbing her ribs. Mac finally relents on Moose and, almost reluctantly, checks on Bridget. Moose rolls out of the ring, grabs his title and staggers up the ramp. He stops about half way and calls for a mic

<panting heavily> Mac………I knew you would do it. I knew you would show your true colors. You want your match at MidWeek Mayhem Maple Leaf Massacre 3? You got it. Just know this Mac, whether you win or lose next week…………<smirking> you’ve already lost.

Moose staggers up the ramp and disappears to the back. Mac glares at Moose, then glances over his shoulder where medics are checking on Bridget. Mac looks very frustrated and grabs his head, then turns and helps tend to Bridget as we fade.

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MidWeek Mayhem (#874)
Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island
August 15, 2018

GHOSTHEAD & RCOSYSTEM vs. BEER MONEY

With a bit of rock, paper, scissors, it is decided that Skurge will start. Ghosthead is perfectly happy to allow Eco to take that role for the beginning of the match, and while Skurge may not be the best wrestler, Ecosystem somewhat surprises the crowd and also his partner by dominating Skurge, and without resorting too many dirty tricks to do it. They actually go back and forth for a good long while. Eco pushes Skurge to his corner and tags in Ghosthead. Ghosthead shakes off his surprise and quickly goes to work on Skurge. Skurge takes an advantage of bad positioning and drives Ghosthead back with an unseen Greco-Roman Eye Poke, and the diving to his corner to tag in SYB. He makes the tag but SYB does not want to be in the ring with Ghosthead. He pleads that he be spared, but Ghosthead (after recovering from the eye poke) walks over...more stalks, really... and pulls SYB into the ring over the top rope. SYE manages to do an okay shoulder roll, and comes up on one knee. He mugs for the crowd, a la Eddie Guerrero, and Ghosthead quickly gets him into the PHANTASMAGORIA~! Skurge tries to break up the pin, which brings Eco in, but it's not enough....one, two, three~!
WINNERS in 12:02 – Ghosthead & Ecosystem

After the match, Beer Money remain in the ring in disbelief. They get to their feet and are about to leave the ring when Banned From Everywhere hit the ring and the fight is on! Bill grabs Skurge and hammers him with punches to the face. Justin grabs SYB and hits him with DOUG HATES TOAST! SYB is out! Bill gets the better of the exchange and dazes Skurge with bionic elbows before finishing him off with a BRUTAL short arm clothesline. Bill pounces on Skurge and traps him in the CUYLER CLUTCH! The referee tries to pull Bill off of Skurge but to no avail, Skurge howls in pain until finally Mai and Shizuru run out with weapons. BFE, Ghost and Eco decide to live to fight another day.

SHIZURU & MAI MUYO vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE

Shizuro and Mai are out first, and the crowd nearly boos them out of the building. Shizuru takes off his shades and looks at them with contempt, while Mai ignores everything and heads to the ring. As “Insane in the Brain” plays the crowd erupts. Justin and Bill come out without Drunkey or Drunkette and look a lot more serious. Bull starts off against Mai and we get a lot of back and forth. At one point Bill whips Mai into the corner and catches her with a clothesline, then absolutely brutalizes her with chops. Mai rakes the eyes and tags in to Shizuru.

Shizuru peppers Bill with kicks to the ribs and knees, then nearly knocks him cold with a spinning heel kick to the side of the head. Bill bails out of the ring and falls to the floor and doesn’t move. While Bill lies face down on the floor, Shizuru leaps over the top rope and drops a leg on the back of Bill’s head. Shizuru rolls Bill into the ring and covers, but Justin makes the save at two. Shizuru tags Mai back in and Shizuru traps Bill in a camel clutch, Mai comes in and repeatedly kicks Bill in the face. The referee quickly makes the five count, but the damage has been done. Mai pulls Bill to his feet and whips him to the ropes, Bill takes a few staggered steps and falls between the ropes to the floor, on his knees by the apron. Justin jumps in and goes after Mai as the referee tries to get Justin out of the ring, we see Bill slowly standing up, but he has a far away look in his eyes, and this time it’s not from PCPL – probably. As Bill stands, Beer Money runs to the ring, Skurge has a chair and he absolutely BRAINS Bill, slamming the chair right against the back of Bill’s head. Skurge pulls an unconscious Bill up and hefts him into the ring, then hides under the apron. Mai makes the cover, the referee turns around and sees the pin and makes the three count. While he is doing that, SYB grabs Justin and POWERBOMBS him off the apron to the floor!.
WINNERS in 7:11 – Shizuru & Mai Muyo

As soon as the bell rings, Shizuru leaves the ring and helps SYB beat the snot out of Justin, while Mai and Skurge put the boots to an unconscious Bill. Ghosthead and Eco race to the ring, of course with weapons of their own. SYB and Shizuru both get kendo sticks upside the head. Shizuru also repeatedly gets caned across his back until he can escape. Inside the ring Eco has an old Paul Heyman style cell phone. He slams it upside Skurge’s head, then pulls Mai up and is about to hit her, he hesitated for a moment, then hits the ENDGAME on the floor. Eco gets to his feet and slides into the ring and stands with Ghost as Justin checks on Bill, then quickly waves to the back for medics. Bill is on one knee, but clearly out of it. Medics hit the ring as Shizuru helps Mai to her feet and helps her to the back while Shizuru helps Skurge. The medics check Bill’s eyes and we immediately hear something about concussion protocall. They help him to his feet and they head to the back to a standing ovation from the crowd.

MOOSEHEAD JACK & SHANNON MANN vs. MAC FLASHER & FIREWOMAN

Mac and Fire make their way to the ring. Mac just stares straight ahead, while you can see Fire is having to focus on making her way to the ring. She can see, but her eyes are still red. They climb into the ring and share a quick word, then Fire steps onto the apron. The OOWF world heavyweight champion Moosehead Jack and Shannon Mann make their way to the ring, Moose rolls into the ring and slumps in the corner glaring and Fire. Shannon climbs onto the apron. Moose gets to his feet and hands the title to the referee. The ref hands it to the Official OOWF Keeper of the Championship Belts at ringside, then calls for the bell.

Moose and Mac circle, Mac and the fans are pumped. Mac finally gets his hands on Jack. They are about to lock up, when Moose stops, flips Mac the bird, then tags in Shannon. The crowd boos the SHIT out of this. Mac looks at Jack with disgust, which allows Shannon to catch him with a dropkick to the jaw that sends him to his corner where Fire tags herself in. As Fire is coming into the ring, Mac says something to her and Fire gives him a death glare. Fire and Shannon meet in the middle of the ring and argue a bit, then lock up. Fire holds her own on the mat, countering most of Shannon’s moves, but Shannon catches Fire with several quick kicks, kind of a hit and move attack. Fire stumbles into her corner and Mac tags himself in, which does not make Fire all that happy, but she accepts it. Mac comes in and Shannon grabs him and sends him to the ropes, she telegraphs a clothesline, then as Mac ducks, Mai KILLS him with a knee to the face! Mac crumbles to the mat, dazed. As soon as he hits the mat, Moose calls for the tag, Shannon tags in Moose, and the crowd boos their heads off. Moose pounces on Mac and hammers him with punches to the face. He pulls a dazed Mac to his feet and hits him with a RANHEI then locks him in the JI-ENDO! Mac howls in pain, but Fire comes in and grabs Moose by the hair and pulls him off Mac! Fire and Moose glare at one another for a fraction of a second, then HOCKEY FIGHT! The two take turns hammering one another with punches to the face while holding one another by the throat. Typical Wednesday for the Quinn’s. Fire starts to get the better of it when Mac grabs Moose from behind and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Sending Moose into his corner. Moose lands hard on the back of his head, tags Shannon in, then falls to the his knees on the floor.

Shannon comes in and fights with Fire for a moment. Mac tries to help Fire, but Fire inadvertently nails him with an elbow to the throat. Mac staggers away holding his throat. Moose slides into the ring with a chair and drops it on the mat, kicks Mac in the gut, then PLANTS him with a DDT on the chair! Moose kicks the chair out of the ring just as the referee turns around. Moose stands over Mac and just shrugs, then steps onto the apron. Shannon covers Mac……..one……….two………THREE! Fire is just a breaks up the pin with a kick to Shannon’s ribs just a fraction of a second too late. Fire sees a smirking Moose on the apron and lunges at him, but Moose hops off the apron to the floor before she can do anything. Shannon and Moose make their way to the back while Fire and Mac fume in the ring.
WINNERS in 27:18 – Moosehead Jack & Shannon Mann

STANK & ZED vs. THE DARLINGS

With Stank and Zed charging Alexander and Lexie Darling, OOWF official “Junior” Hale rings the bell with Alexander pairing off with Stank and Zed with Lexie. The Darling Twins gain a quick advantage as Lexie headscissors Zed from the ring before joining Alexander on Stank, sending him through the ropes with a double dropkick, earning an applause from the OOWF faithful.

An angered Stank holds off Zed and points toward Alexander, who nods, smirks and stays in the ring as Lexie steps onto the apron. Stank overpowers Alexander and easily works him toward the corner. Alexander ducks under an elbow and dropkicks Stank from behind into the corner. As Stank tries to turn himself around, Alexander delivers a running knee to Stank’s chest before mounting the turnbuckles and delivering 9 punches before BRICK~! grabs Alexander’s ankle to distract him long enough for Stank to shove Alexander off and deliver a quick splash. That gets 2, before Stank drags the winded Alexander to the Saints’ corner, where Zed tags in and immediately starts to work on Alexander. Quick tags rotate the Saints in and out until Alexander earns his freedom through a well-placed elbow to Zed’s temple before dashing across and tagging in Lexie.

Lexie and Zed exchange the advantage during a mat- and chain-wrestling sequence that sees Zed use strength against Lexie’s flexibility and speed. Multiple stalemates result in applause, on cue, all three times. During the third standoff, Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O’Malley walk down the aisle, stopping at the bottom of the ramp. Zed sees the pair right away, turning his attention toward the two women as Lexie rolls Zed up for 2. Zed delivers a hellacious lariat out of the rollup, using that opportunity to taunt Bridget and Kylie as he clubs Lexie down. Zed tags in Stank to further the punishment while Zed continues the trash talk.

Russ: “It seems that Zed has a lot on his mind that he wants to share with Bridget O’Malley and Kylie Mignolio.”
Razz: “When Bridget is around, it’s not hard for Zed to draw some anger and verbal aggression. I’m guessing Kylie isn’t immune.”

A Stankbomb on a dazed Lexie gets 2.5 only when Alexander makes the save. With Hale escorting Alexander back to the corner, BRICK~! hands Zed an international object, which gets placed in his tights for safe-keeping. Stank suplexes Lexie repeatedly as the crowd instinctively counts along, reaching 11 before Lexie grabs onto the bottom rope, forcing Hale to insist that Stank release the wasitlock. Stank basks in the applause from the few Saints fans while Lexie crawls to her corner, only for Stank to grab her ankle and casually drag her away. Zed tags in and Bridget hops onto the apron to protest to Hale about the object in Zed’s tights. Stank pushes Bridget off the apron, getting a dropkick from Kylie for his troubles. While Stank is occupied in a heated argument with The Frenemies, Hale ejects the pair from the ringside area, much to Zed’s approval. While Hale is instructing the women on how to exit the ringside area, Alexander hops in, boots a distracted Zed – despite BRICK~!’s frantic warnings – and hits a Darling Driver out of nowhere. Lexie falls on Zed as Hale turns around. Hale counts 3 as Stank is just a bit too late.
WINNERS (pinfall, 29:10), The Darling Twins.

Stank gives chase to Alexander and Lexie, who quickly roll away from danger before celebrating. Zed pounds the mat in frustration while Bridget and Kylie peek through the curtain to taunt Zed and Stank just a bit more.

SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY & KYLIE MIGNOLIO

Bridget and Kylie come out first to a huge ovation. They warm up in the ring as "Laser Cannon Deth Sentence" blares and The OOWF World Tag Team Champions come out for this non title match. Matt and Stan ignore the boos and hand their Championships to the referee. The bell rings and this one is underway.

Bridget and Stan start out and Bridget uses her quickness advantage to nullify the big man's power. Bridget with a few hard chops then moves out of range. Stan charges and Bridget takes him down with a drop toe hold and makes the tag to Kylie who comes off the top with a knee to the back of Stan's head. Kylie covers for two. Running knee gets 2. Kylie tags Bridget back in and they nail Stan with a double DDT. Bridget covers but it's broken up by Matt. The faces continue to use their speed and quick tags to drive the Champs crazy, until Stan drives Bridget into the corner. Stan gives a clean break, but while the referee's back is turned Matt drives his knee into Bridget's spine. Stan makes the tag.

Matt shoots Bridget off the ropes and nails her with a spinebuster. Backdrop suplex and snap suplex quickly follow. Matt drops an elbow to the back of Bridget's head and then locks in an STF. Bridget makes it to the ropes and Matt breaks but quickly drags her back to her feet and hits a slingshot suplex for 2. Matt and Stan proceed to double team Bridget, showing their great chemistry as a team, but are unable to put her away. Stan goes for a powerbomb but Bridget reverses to a hurricanrana for 2. Stan makes the tag to Matt. Matt goes for an Angle Slam but Bridget slips off his shoulders and shoves him into the turnbuckle. Matt gets to his corner to make the tag as Bridget slowly crawls to the corner trying to do the same. Stan sees this and decides now's an appropriate time to have a discussion with the referee. As the ref is distracted, the crowd goes wild as Bridget reaches up to make the tag. Kylie leaps over the top rope and starts hammering on Stan but the referee shoves her back and informs her that he didn't see the tag. Kylie protests this but the referee orders her out of the ring. Stan scoops up Bridget and nails her with a huge running powerslam, then charges to the opposite corner and knocks Kylie to the floor with a big right hand. Stan tags in Matt and Matt now hits Bridget with the Angle Slam. Just to be an asshole, Matt unnecessarily puts his feet on the ropes as the referee counts 1...2....3.
WINNERS (Pinfall, 43:43) The OOWF World Tag Team Champions Matt Folz and Stan Fulton.

As soon as the bell rings, Stank and Zed hit the ring and continue the attack on Bridget and Kylie while Stan and Matt guard the ring. Officials and security flood the ring and pull Zed and Stank off of Bridget and Kylie and get the Saints out of the ring. Kylie and Bridget, each a bloody mess, get to their feet and attack Stank and Zed as they are leaving the ring. Security finally gets them separated and get Stank and Zed out of the ring. A bloody Kylie and Bridget stand in the ring defiantly, yelling for them to come back and fight as we fade to black.

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#873)
Live! From St. John's Newfoundland & Labrador
August 8, 2018

BEER MONEY, SHANNON MANN, SHIZURU & MAI MUYO vs. BANNED FROM EVERHWERE, GHOSTHEAD, ECOSYSTEM & FIREWOMAN

As you might expect, this was more of a fight than a match. Everyone is in the ring fighting and Ghost has Shizuru by the throat and is about to chokeslam him to hell when Shannon nails him with a kick to the back of the head. Ghost turns around, stunned, and glares at Shannon, Shannon makes the “bring it” motion, but before Ghost can decide what he wants to do, Shizuru low blows him. Across the ring Fire and Mai are lighting one another up with chops, kicks, punches and anything else you can think of. Eco tries to come to the aid of Ghost, but Shannon catches him and tosses him from the ring. Beer Money and Banned From Everywhere are outside the ring brawling, Bill has been busted wide open by SYB and now SYB has a cable around his throat trying to choke him out. Justin makes the save, but Skurge immediately attacks him from behind.

This mayhem goes on for quite some time. Eventually we have Fire and Mai in the ring, everyone else is fighting on the outside. Mai goes for a suplex, but Fire slips free, lands on her feet and immediately pops Mai with a superkick to the back of the head. Mai goes down, Fire rolls her over then heads to the corner for the BFE. She gets to the top, but the referee is distracted by Bill trying to bludgeon SYB to death with a piece of wood from a broken table. SYB is bleeding like a stuck pig. Fire gets to the top turnbuckle and it trying to steady herself when Shizuru jumps onto the apron and hits Fire with the BLACK MIST! Fire falls onto the turnbuckle, grabs her eyes and howls in anger. Mai gets up off the mat, grabs Fire on the turnbuckle and hits the MOOSE KILLER! Mai rolls Fire up, the referee has stopped caring about SYB’s well-being so he turns around, one…….two……..THREE!
WINNERS in 20:19 – Beer Money, Shannon Mann, Shizuru & Mai Muyo

Mai and Shizuru put the boots to Fire, which draws her partners back into the ring. Shizuru and Mai bail out. It’s only now that they see Fire has been hit with the black mist. Everyone immediately turns and looks at Ghost, he looks confused, then turns around and looks at Shannon. Shannon just smiles and blows a kiss toward Ghost, but Shizuru snatches it out of the air and keeps it for himself. Shannon laughs, and Ghost is furious.

MAC FLASHER vs. MATTY ALOUETTE

“The Happy Wanderer” plays out Matty Allouette to a massive pop as the Canadian glad-hands every fan that races to the aisle and around ringside, the proud Quebecer salutes the fans once he’s inside the ring as he hops around to keep loose as Mac Flasher, and the 8-bit version of “I Get Wet” make an appearance. Mac, while beloved, is a bit less of a smiler as he passively bumps fists with a few fans before rolling into the ring. He nods at Matty, who presents Mac with a Montreal Canadiens jersey. Mac politely hands the jersey to a ringside attendant along with his Penguins hooded sweatshirt before fans convince him to return the favor. Mac hands off the sweatshirt to Matty as the bell rings thanks to the eagerness of “Junior” Hale to open the match.

Matty makes up for his lack of size in comparison to Mac with some quickness and a bit of good-natured, old-fashioned trickery as he wrenches Mac’s arm behind his back before slapping Mac’s backside with his own hand. That amuses the fans in attendance, but not Mac. Mac sighs as the two lock up again, this time with Mac backing Matty into a corner, where a clean break occurs. Matty ducks another tie-up try, before tripping Mac up from behind and starting on the arm again with a knee dropped onto the hammerlocked left arm. Matty keeps his grip while rotating on top of Mac, staying just out of the reaching guess of Mac’s right arm the whole time. Mac is finally able to stand up, with Matty on his back, and calmly walk back to the corner before depositing Matty on the top turnbuckle. Mac waits for Matty to drop down before driving a shoulder into Matty’s torso to push him back. Mac then charges with another dropped shoulder, only for Matty to leapfrog Mac as he careens into the post. Mac stumbles out and gets caught in a rollup that gets 1.

Matty springs up and soaks in the applause with Mac working his shoulder loose. Matty connects on a standing dropkick, pushing Mac into the ropes. Matty follows with another dropkick that pushes Mac over the top and onto the floor. As Mac stands, Matty tries a springboard plancha that turns disastrous as Mac catches him and powerslams him onto the announce table. With Matty dead to rights, Mac – totally distraught at the damage he caused – checks on Matty as Hale administers the count. With Hale up to 7, Mac rolls in and tries to plead with Hale to stop the count. Hale is not listening as Matty lay on the table as Hale hits 10.
WINNER (countout, 7:49), Mac Flasher.

Mac, totally beside himself, rolls out to check on Matty as OOWF officials pour out from the back. Matty does manage to stand up as Mac tries to convince Matty that the powerslam was instinct and not intent. Matty accepts the apology as the two walk back. Before heading through the curtain, Mac and Matty turn to salute the crowd and fail to see Moosehead Jack emerging from behind the curtain to brain both Mac and Matty with the OOWF World Championship before officials pull a smirking, but compliant Moose away.

STAN FULTON vs. ALEXIS DARLING

"Life is Beautiful" by Sixx AM plays Alexis Darling down to the ring. She warms up as "Fifty Goddamn Skeleton Warriors" plays one half of the OOWF World Tag Team Champions Stan Fulton down to the ring to a chorus of boos. The referee checks both competitors for weapons and calls for the bell.

Some surprisingly clean mat work from the two to start out. Armdrags lead into shoulder and wrist locks which each one gets out of easily. After a few minutes of that, Stan makes the first mistake of the match. He whips Alexis into the corner and tries for the Avalanche but Alexis moves out of the way and the big man goes crashing hard into the corner. Alexis hits a code breaker for 2. Alexis springs to the top rope and hits a missile drop kick for 2. Alexis heads to the apron and leaps over the ropes to nail Stan with a senton. She waits for Stan to get to his knees and then hits him with a Shining Wizard. Alexis covers for a very close 2 count. Alexis whips Stan off the ropes and hits a beautiful looking spinning heel kick. Alexis heads up top and looks to finish with a Shooting Star Press but Stan moves out of the way and Alexis falls awkwardly to the mat. Alexis immediately grabs her ankle and grimaces in pain.

Stan decides to slow Alexis down by nailing a few kicks to Alexis's ankle, then drops an elbow across the inside of her ankle and torques trying for a submission. Alexis reaches the ropes and Stan breaks. Stan gets to his feet and pulls Alexis back to the middle of the ring and again tries to drop all 370 pounds down hard onto Alexis's ankle. Stan, depending on your perspective, either tries to pay homage to or outright steals from his tag team partner and places Alexis in an anklelock. Alexis barely makes it to the ropes and Stan immediately drags her back to the center of the ring and attempts another anklelock. This time however Alexis uses her free leg to kick Stan off and stagger him back. Stan charges forward and Alexis takes him down with a drop toe hold. Alexis with two elbows to the back of Stan's head and then she pulls herself up using the ropes. She waits for Stan to get up and nails him with an enziguiri. Alexis is working on adrenaline now and tries to get him up for the Bitch Killer. Unfortunately she can't get him up and her ankle completely collapses. Stan heads up top and nails the Crusher for the 3 count.
WINNER (Pinfall, 10:12) Stan Fulton

STANK & ZED vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY & KYLIE MIGNOLIO

For nearly half an hour this remained a surprisingly clean and competitive match. Kylie and Bridget work well as a team, keeping Zed in the ring for a long stretch and cutting the ring off while working on his back. BRICK~! encourages Zed and Zed finally makes the hot tag to Stank, which the people cheer because it’s been such a clean match. Stank changes that immediately. He grabs Kylie and rakes her eyes, then slams her between the eyes with a headbutt. Stank throws her over the top rope to the floor, where Zed immediately attacks, hammering her with punches, then throwing her into the stairs.

Inside the ring Stank and Bridget fight it out, Bridget has Stank on the ropes until he catches her with a low blow. Bridget doubles over in pain and Stank throws her out of the ring as Zed throws a dazed Kylie into the ring. Stank pulls her up and whips her into the heel corner, Stank then charges in and KILLS Kylie with a running knee strike to the face. Kylie falls to the mat, Stank tags Zed in, Zed hits the GTH and covers, one…..two……WHAM! Bridget brings a chair down right on the back of Zed’s head. Stank starts into the ring and he catches a chair upside the head and falls out of the ring to the floor. Bridget stands over Zed, who tries to beg off, Bridget raises the chair over her head and starts to bring it down, but BRICK~! and Stank pull Zed to safety and the trio beats a hasty retreat up the ramp. Bridget checks on Kylie who is still dazed, but starting to come around. The referee obviously had no choice but to disqualify Bridget & Kylie, and the fans are not happy about that.
WINNERS by disqualification in 32:04 – Stank & Zed

TAVIAN DRACUL vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK

Tavian is out first and starts throwing plunder into the ring. The referee, knowing who his opponent is, allows it. “Scarecrow” plays and the OOWF World Heavyweight champion makes his way to the ring and the crowd absolutely boos the shit out of him. Moose drops the title on the announce table and slides into the ring and attacks Tavian as Tavian attacks him, and this is ON!

There is no wrestling in this match, Moose mostly dominates beating Tavian from pillar to post until he is a bloody mess. The crowd actually starts a TA-VI-AN chant and that fires Tavian up. He catches Moose with a kendo stick shot to the face, drawing blood, then grabs Moose and hits an ACID DROP on a garbage can! Tavian is feeling it now, he covers Moose, but Jack kicks out at two. Moose starts to get to his feet as Tavian heads to the corner, he has the kendo stick in his hand, he turns and leaps at Moose, and Moose has a light tube and he SMASHES it across Tavian’s face while he is in mid air! Moose grabs him and hits the GTSF, then pulls a piece of plywood with barbed wire stapled to it from under the ring, slides it in the ring and hits a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER through the barbed wire. Moose covers Tavian, one…..two……three.
WINNER in 9:10 –Moosehead Jack

Moose grabs the mic and pulls a barely conscious Tavian to his knees and holds him by the hair so you can clearly see his bloody face. He hammers him a few times with the mic, then speaks

This what you want Mac? Is THIS what you need? This is what you want to prove yourself, right? To show the world how tough you are, how you can beat the mighty Moosehead Jack at his own game? Well guess what Mac………………….too fuckin’ bad

Moose drops Tavian and the mic, leaves the ring and grabs his title and heads to the back while the crowd boos the shit out of him. As Moose is about to go through the curtain, Mac attacks him and the two brawl for a bit, but security is quickly out to separate the two.

ALEXANDER DARLING vs. MATT FOLZ – 90 Minute Time Limit

Russ: Well, folks, this main event should have everything the bloodthirsty fans of OOWF should want. There's no love lost here, between Matthew Folz and Alexander Darling, even though they have had minor truces through their common time here. You can bet that Alex will be taking his anger at Moose out on Folz, since there is a no contact order between the two.

Razz: Moose is definitely Alex's main target, but I gotta admit, that I'm impressed that both men have held to the administration's rules.

Russ: Yes, but if we were to look ahead, I can't help but think that Moose is going to be the victor there. Alex is back but still seems like his attention is divided.

Razz: Much like ours is. Focus on the match in front of us, although if you're right, Matt should win.

Russ: Either way, they're not known for their subtlety, and will likely use the whole 90 minutes just for the fun off it.

Razz: We're about to find out.

The trademark "There can be only one" plays and the spotlight's shine on Alexander Darling at the top of the ramp, waiting for his cue. "Do not test me" and "King of the World" plays and Alexander slow-walks down the ramp, nodding to his "subjects." He soaks up the boos, absorbing the energy to get him all charged up and ready to good. Good thing to, as just as he gets into the ring, "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" starts and Matt Folz makes his entrances as well. He likewise slow-walks. No one wants to waste their energy on a run down the ramp. More boos. Only the OOWF would pit heel vs. heel two weeks in a row, and while they may be booing, no one is leaving either. The two square up and start to pace around each other after the bell rings, neither wanting to make the first move. The tension rises.....rises....and then the two men spontaneously collide.

For the next hour we get a classic brawl, with a good deal of back and forth and periods of one man having the advantage before the other gets a burst of adrenaline, and taking over. They use every inch of the mat, all four ringposts, and the entire area around the ring on the floor. Folz gets bloodied first, as Darling slams him face-first into the steel steps repeatedly before rolling him back into the ring. He goes for a pin, but Folz somehow finds the energy to get a shoulder up in time.

And on it goes, with many near falls and potentially career ending spots, much less match-ending ones. Folz follows Darling up the ring post and after exchanging some blows, Darling pushes him off and down to the mat. Darling sizes up the situation, and flies, but he took too long, so Folz rolls out of the way. All the way out of they way and to the floor. Darling spots him and TOPE CON HILO driving Folz against the barricade. He knees him a few times for good measure and whips him toward the ring post, but Folz puts on the breaks. He wraps Darling up into a T-BONE SUPLEX into the Russian "Ukrainian" announce table! Folz took a bit of that too, and both men are entangled in the various wires and debris of a collapsed table. The referee starts to count, but kind of slowly as he's trying to figure out if either of them are still alive. Eventually, both men start to stir, to the relief of many. They stagger to their feet and each go to opposite sides of the ring to claw their way in, ending the count at 19.

On their feet, we see Darling has finally been bloodied too, a trickle running from a cut over his eye, and from his mouth, too. The referee double checks both of them, and with a quick check of the clock tells them they have 20 more minutes. Both men take a deep breath and finally decide that they should try to put the other one away. They circle, more as a way to try and catch their breath than anything else. Again, they collide, and it's almost as if they've just started, collar-and-elbow lock up series, arm drag series, exchanging suplexes....Time is winding down....Folz gets Darling into a surprise ankle lock. Darling thrashes around a bit and then rolls and kicks Folz back. Folz staggers back into the ring post and quickly scales it, turns and attempts a TOP ROPE DIVING HEADBUTT~! Darling had gotten to his feet, though, and grabs Folz at the neck and plants him into the mat. He tries for a pin, but Folz kicks out at 2. Darling gets to his feet, but not quickly enough. Folz gets to his feet and chops Darling hard, spinning him around and into the TAZMISSION~! He drags Darling down to the mat and has it locked it really well. From somewhere, Darling digs deep and plants his feet and is able to push backward, so Folz's shoulders are down....ONE...TWO...NOOOO, Folz is able to push back, still has the hold on....once more Darling pushes back and pins Folz's shoulders....one....two...NOPE, Folz rallies again! Darling's face is turning red as the blood flow is slowly cut off. Once more he makes a huge effort and pushes back to pin Folz's shoulders, one....

BZZZZT~!

The bell sounds! We have another draw! The referee tries to get Folz to release his hold and eventually he's successful. Not because Folz relented, but because he was too drained to keep the hold on any longer.
WINNER – 90 minute time limit draw

Folz looks down at Darling and nearly falls out of the ring. The rest of the Saints come out to help him to the back. Moose walks up to the ropes where Alex is laying and looks him right in the eyes. A battered Alex stares back at Jack, then slowly flips him the double bird. Moose is about to jump into the ring, but Stank and Stan pull him off the apron and they head to the back. Alex gets to his feet in the middle of the ring as Alexis gets there to help him, and we fade to black.

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MidWeek Mayhem (#872)
Live! From Quebec City, Quebec
August 1, 2018

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE & ECOSYSTEM vs. BEER MONEY & SHANNON MANN

BFE and Eco make their way to the ring first, this time no animals, they are just led by Ellie May. Beer Money and Shannon race to the ring before they are even announced and attack BFE and Eco from behind. The referee immediately calls for the bell and the match is underway!

This match never had much of a chance. The six of them brawl around ringside, with Beer Money and BFE really slugging it out on the outside. Inside the ring Eco grabs Shannon and traps her in the EcoLock (Rings of Saturn) Shannon howls in pain, which brings Shizuru to the ring. Shizuru gets onto the apron, but Firewoman is right behind him, she pulls him off the apron and unloads with punches and kicks. This brings Mai Muyo to the ring as well, she grabs Fire and the two of THEM brawl. When Eco sees Fire in trouble when Shizuru joins the fray, he slides out of the ring helps Fire fight off Mai and Shizuru. Shannon grabs Eco from inside the ring and lifts him onto the apron, lands a hard kick to the side of his head, then tries a suplex. Eco slips over Shannon’s shoulders, lands on her feet and hits her with a high angle German suplex! Eco bridges hard and Shannon cannot kick out before the three count!
WINNERS in 16:02 – Banned From Everywhere & Ecosystem

BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO

Kylie picks up the win in a hard fought, clean match. Match TBAIL

STAN FULTON vs. ALEXIS DARLING

The war between the Darlings and the Saints has heated up, and the crowd can't wait for the next battle. Both combatants enter, and while they each have their packets of fans, for the most part the boos are echoing from the rafters. Not in the way that the crowd hates this match, but in the way that they're excited to see what these two do to each other. Bell rings, and they lock up and the larger, stronger Stan has the early advantage and he makes a valiant attempt to wipe up the mat with her. Alexis is back on her heels, and eventually, she has to roll out of the ring to catch her breath. She walks around for a bit, and Stan is having none of that. He reaches over the top rope to grab her hair, but what that really does is put him in arm's reach. Alexis reaches up and grabs his beard, pulling him down to guillotine him on the top rope. Stan staggers back as Alexis slides back in, with a glare and a "talk to the hand" as the referee admonishes her for the beard thing. She kicks Stan's knees to bring him to the mat, and then tries to get him into position for the Surfboard Curbstomp. She can't quite get it locked in, but that doesn't mean she doesn't' do some significant damage kicking at Stan's ribs and stomping on his hand. She grabs the hand and twists it around to a hammer lock, and uses the leverage to muscle him back up to his knees. With her other arms she applies some strong elbows to the back of his head. They're having the desired affect as she more holding Stan up than he's holding himself up now. She maneuvers him over toward the corner and, after a few more punches and kicks for good measure, she starts to climb. Stan is unconscious on his knees, and Alexis goes all the way to the top. She poses to soak in the boos, and flies....right into the waiting arms of a recovered Fulton, who plants her with a quick slam. Alexis's head bounces off the mat from the force, and Stan pulls her up to her feet. He steadies her, and then applies a chop (*woooo*). He steadies her again, and attempts the CLEAR CUT but Alexis's ducks! She grabs him from behind to try a BACKSTABBER~! but as she leaps up, he grabs her behind the neck and flips her over to the mat again. He climbs up the second turnbuckle and.... THE CRUSHER~! He makes the cover, one, two...THREE~!
WINNER in 15:55 – Stan Fulton

MAI MUYO vs. FIREWOMAN

They never make it to the ring. We cut backstage where Fire and Mai are still fighting from the earlier match. Both are bleeding and both are still tearing into one another. They fight into the concession stand and Mai tries to dunk Fire’s head in the deep fryer, but Fire blocks it and counters with a meat tenderizer to the side of the head. They fight out of concessions and into the merchandise area where Fire catches Mai and backdrops her right into Stank’s merch table! The table shatters and all of Stank’s t-shits, Funko Pops figurines, Stank’s “I’m Taking This” Jenga games, autobiography “Mah Stank: Lucas Mann’s Journey Through the OOWF” and finally his book of poetry “Drink, Destroy, Sinner and Saint My Thoughts on the Transcendentals” scatter all over the filthy floor. Mai comes up with Stank’s book of poetry and slams it in Fire’s face, getting blood all over it.

They continue to brawl, and it becomes clear they are not a bit interested in taking this to the ring. The referee finally waves the match off and security surrounds them both and finally pulls them apart.
WINNER – No Contest

MATT FOLZ vs. ALEXANDER DARLING

They lock up and Alex gets the leverage advantage to drive Matt back into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break and Alex obligies. They lock up again and this time it's Matt who walks Alex back to the corner. The referee calls for a break and Matt surprisingly agrees. They lock up for a 3rd time and this time Matt takes him down, slams an elbow to the back of Alex's head and rolls him into a half nelson cradle for a one count. Matt staggers Alex with a European Uppercut as both get back to their feet and then pulls him into a head and arm Folzplex. Snap Suplex and a swinging neckbreaker are followed by a picture perfect spinebuster for 2. Matt grabs him from behind and pulls him down into a dragon sleeper over his knee. Matt squeezes hard, and the referee checks that he's not choking him, and it appears he's not. Matt doesn't have him in the center of the ring though and Alex is able to extend a leg out and make it to the ropes to cause a break. Matt gives a clean break and then hits a powerslam. Matt scoops up Alex and slingshots him into the corner. Alex's head hits the ring post and it opens a small cut on his forehead. Matt with a T Bone Suplex and then sets up for the Angle Slam, but Alex slips off Matt's shoulders and chop blocks his injured ankle.

A bloody Alex pulls himself up by the ropes and then takes a second to catch his breath before turning and giving Matt a taste of his own medicine, focusing on the injured ankle with almost surgical precision. Alex works on Matt's ankle for a few minutes before he drags Matt to the corner. Alex rolls out of the ring and slams Matt's ankle into the post 3 times. Alex rolls back in to break the count and then rolls back out to slam Matt's ankle on the ring apron. Alex drapes Matt's ankle over the apron then backs up and hits a super kick directly to the ankle. Alex rolls back into the ring, picks Matt up and plants him with a snap suplex. Alex stomps on the ankle again before applying the Darling Money Clip. Matt struggles and gets to the ropes. Alex breaks, then picks Matt up and hits a Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Alex grabs Matt's ankle and puts on an ankle lock! Matt's in a ton of pain as Alex uses his own finisher against him. Matt reaches out and just barely gets to the ropes. Alex breaks and then picks up Matt and sets up for the Darling Driver, but Matt rakes his eyes and hits a DDT. Matt covers and gets 2.

Matt has to use the ropes to pull himself up and catches Alex with a lariat. You can see that Matt can barely move as he struggles to get Alex up for a brainbuster. Matt instead uses some UFC ground and pound, deepening Alex's cut with some hard elbow strikes. Alex is now a bloody mess as Matt grimaces and gets him up for an Angle Slam. Matt covers 1...2....Alex kicks out juuuuuuust before 3. Matt slaps the canvas in frustration and tries for another Angle Slam, but Alex reverses to a Darling Driver. Alex covers, 1....2...now it's Matt's turn to kick out with the ref's hand just a millimeter away from coming down for a 3rd time. Alex grabs Matt's leg again but Matt rolls him into a small package for 2. Alex is quicker up to his feet and nails Matt with a running knee. Alex covers for 2. Alex heads to the top but he's lost a lot of blood and is moving slower than usual, allowing Matt to crotch him on the top rope. Matt grits his teeth and climbs up and nails Alex with a Lambeau Leap! As they come down, the bell rings. The referee consults with the time keeper and then makes an announcement to ring announcer Mike Elevenbee.

ME: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has informed me that the 60 minute time limit has expired

Official Result: 60 minute draw

The crowd boos and starts a 'let them fight' chant, but it appears that neither man is able to do so. Alexis Darling comes out to help her brother up and Jaime Folz comes out to tend to her husband. The two women glare at one another but there's no further altercation as they help Alex and Matt to the back.

STANK vs. ZED

Stank and Zed are about to lock up when Bridget and Kylie make their way to ringside to do commentary with Russ and Razz. Zed and Stank both glare at them, then lock up and start the match. Long feeling out process here, but things are kept clean the whole time. BRICK~! is apoplectic with rage at Kylie and Bridget being allowed out there.

Stank and Zed put on a clinic for over thirty minutes. They fight along the ropes and the referee calls for a clean break, and gets it, when they break, both turn to Bridget and Kylie and flip them the bird. Now Kylie and Bridget are enraged. They tear off their headsets and hit the ring and the fight is on! The referee immediately calls for the bell, and since Bridget clocked Stank first, the referee declares him the winner via disqualification!
WINNER by disqualification in 30:14 – Stank

The four continue to fight around the ring until security shows up again and gets the four pulled apart. BRICK~! is even angrier, if that’s possible, and is verbally dressing down anyone who will listen.

TBA vs. SHIZURU – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

Shizuru comes to the ring flanked by his henchmen. He steps between the ropes and takes off the Onslaught championship and holds it high in the air, and the crowd nearly boos him out of the building. One of his henchmen bring him a mic

Shizuru is a man of great honor. Shizuru said he will make Shannon his bride, Shizuru took Shannon from Ghosthead and made her his own. Shizuru said he would take the OOWF Onslaught championship from Jack Bullet, Shizuru is now the OOWF Onslaught champion. Ghosthead and Jack Bullet are cowards. Ghosthead could not, WOULD not, defend his wife, and Jack Bullet assaulted a fan to get out of personally getting pinned by ME.

As Shizuru is talking, Ghosthead’s music plays. Shizuru waits by the ropes looking up the ramp, but Ghost comes to the ring through the crowd, carrying a chair. Ghost slides into the ring and Shizuru turns around just in time to avoid the chair shot. He bails out of the ring and his henchmen follow him up the ramp. Now Ghost has a mic

Shizuru make no mistake boy, when you put your hands on my wife, you crossed a line. You may think this is fun and games, but I promise you this: When I get my hands on you, you will SUFFER like no man has ever suffered before. When I get you in this ring again, I will tear you to pieces you vile pretender to the throne. Shizuru……..your days are numbered. You have angered the wrong man, and I will focus all that rage, all that anger into one very specific goal………ending your wrestling career. Namaste

Ghost grabs the mic and walks to the ropes to glare at Shizuru. Shizuru feigns confidence,
but his eyes show he is terrified.
WINNER – No match

ZED vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

“I Get Wet” (but 8-bit, because Mac is still a big fan of video games and stuff) plays as Mac Flasher enters the ringside area, Mac’s shoulder looks empty without the OOWF World Championship, but he’s hoping to remedy that as his walk to the ring is deliberate and pretty much somber. Mac rolls under the ropes and eyes Mel Creech before “Scarecrow” cuts in to bring out Moosehead Jack and his newly won OOWF World Title. Moose smirks at Mac before walking toward the ring. Mac leans over to get a piece of Moose, who is able to pull away without harm each time. Finally, Moose commands Creech to hold Mac away before he’ll enter. Moose climbs through the ropes and eats the bottom of a Converse All-Star to send him back to the outside as Mac tore away from Creech’s grip and into a pre-match brawl. Mac follows Moose to the outside and hammers away with a series of forearms and a standing lariat.

Moose reels back, but slugs Mac with a set of brass knuckles to put him on his back. Moose starts to stomp away at Mac before the challenger comes to, kips up and barrels through Moose with a running shoulder block. Mac whips Moose from pillar to post to barricade as OOWF officials pour out from the back. They manage to separate the two and urge, at least, Mac to go inside. Moose breaks free of his zebra prison and starts throwing plunder into the ring with Mac favoring the kendo stick, which is what greets Moose as he climbs in. Mac wears out Moose with the kendo stick as Creech waves off the match as Moose regains his feet and drills Mac with an empty bottle of Trust Me.

Ladies and gentlemen, OOWF referee Mel Creech has disqualified (0:00) both men. Therefore, Moosehead Jack is still OOWF World Champion.

Mike Elevenbee’s announcement riles up the fans in Quebec City as the two men continue their weapons-aided brawl, somehow successfully keeping OOWF officials out of the ring – strictly in fear of their own safety.

Russ: “Mac Flasher has turned into an animal and I’m not sure that he realizes that he blew his rematch.”
Razz: “The match never started. Mac will still get it, though it might be a long time before OOWF executives let these two men get in the same ring.”
Russ: “Still … This is not what anyone expected in Quebec City.”
Razz: “Speak for yourself. This was brewing in Mac since Johnstown in April when the Saints pummeled Bridget, Mac and Ecosystem.”

Mac gains enough of an edge to get Moose in a waistlock and drive him face-first into a steel chair in the middle of the ring. With Moose dazed, Mac picks him up and puts him in position for a Flash Drive on the chair, before Creech and two other officials intervene. Moose takes advantage of that pause to rake Mac’s eyes to gain his release and a Greco-Roman low blow gives Moose a chance to inflict his damage as he wraps a chain around his fist and immediately starts working the ribcage of Mac. Moose corners Mac with the fists before pulling out a pair of handcuffs. While Moose tries to cuff Mac’s wrist to the top rope, Mac headbutts Moose and sends him stumbling back. Mac grabs the discarded OOWF World Title and stares at his reflection and notices that the nameplate on the front has yet to be changed before loading up and braining Moose with the frontplate of the championship. Moose falls flat on his back as Mac reaches into his pocket and produces a hammer. Before Mac can strike, Bridget O’Malley leads a charge of OOWF wrestlers to the ring to prevent Mac’s soon-to-be-drastic act. Bridget tries to calm Mac with Kylie Mignolio, Banned From Everywhere and Ecosystem acting as a human wall between the two.

While Bridget is trying to calm Mac, Moose takes a swig of Trust Me from his flask before producing a lighter and spitting a fireball …

… Into Bridget’s face as she unknowingly turned around into Moose’s path. Mac drops to his knees to tend to Bridget as Banned From Everywhere, and Kylie start to assault Moose before the Saints of Sinners arrive to create a standoff. With OOWF Medical tending to Bridget, Mac tears into the Saints blockade of Moose as the feed cuts out.

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OOWF Mid-Summer Night's Scream 10
Live! From Toronto, Ontario Canada
July 29, 2018

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE & ECOSYSTEM vs. BEER MONEY & SHANNON MANN

“Insane in the Brain” plays and Bill and Justin come out riding two moose while wearing RCMP jackets, which gets a big pop from the crowd. Eco comes out behind but not riding a moose (the no-contact stipulation wasn’t entirely specific) so instead he comes out wearing an Argonauts jersey, in full pander mode. The crowd eats it up. As they get to the ring and the moose are safely led to the back, Beer Money and Shannon Mann are announced and make their way to the ring.

The bell rings and the fight is on. Shannon goes right after Eco and pins him in the corner and beats him down to the mat. As she stomps him, we hear “YOU. COULD. HAVE. STOPPED. THIS!” Across the ring, Bill and SYB are trading chops, and by that, I mean Bill is chopping the ever loving shit out of SYB while SYB screams like a scalded dog. Skurge breaks away from Justin by running his eyes across the top rope, the then POPS Bill with a super kick that sends him staggering into the corner. SYB presses his attack by setting up a dazed Bill and hitting the Mets Season (a running kick to the balls), Bill howls in pain and falls to the mat. Before SYB can cover, Justin grabs him and drops him with a rock bottom, then heads to the ropes and lands a bombs away knee drop. Jusitn covers, but SYB gets his foot on the bottom rope.

The end comes when Bill has Shannon trapped in the Cuyler Clutch. Shizuru races to ringside and pulls SYB off the apron and hits him with a psycho driver on the floor! The referee sees it and immediately calls for the bell! Bill jumps to his feet thinking Shannon had tapped out, he raises his arms in victory and he and Justin celebrate, but the referee stops them. Shiziru attacked SYB, thus getting Banned From Everywhere and Ecosystem disqualified! Eco gives Shizuru a look as he backs up the ramp, Shannon gets to her feet and is CLEARLY annoyed. When Eco turns around, she nearly takes his head off with a spinning heel kick. She grabs Eco and hits a brainbuster! Bill and Justin make the save, but Shannon slides out of the ring and heads to the back.
WINNERS in 15:47 by disqualification – Beer Money & Shannon Mann

After the match, Eco is slowly getting to his feet with the help of BFE when the Saints of Sinners hit the ring! Fulton and Folz lay waste to BFE while Stank hammers Eco. Moose stands in the corner and watches it all, quite amused. Shizuru makes his way back to the ring and while Stank holds Eco Shizuru spits in his face, with Moose’s encouragement, Shizuru takes HDB and places it against Eco’s forehead. He lifts the bat over his head, but before he brings it down, “Firewoman” by the Cult plays and Fire races to the ring brandishing logging chain. Fire slams it across Shizuru’s back, sending him to the mat, then swings it wildly around the ring causing Moose and Stank to scatter. Fire stands over Eco and dares the Saints to come back into the ring. They start toward the ring, but Bill and Justin slide back into the ring. The Saints decide to fight another day. Fire helps Eco to his feet and the crowd roars at her return.

BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. STANK

As soon as the bell rings Stank, who appears to be in an extra foul mood now, lands some clubbing blows that stagger Bridget early on. Bridget fights back and takes Stank to the mat with a drop toe hold and starts to work his knees. Bridget traps Stank in a spinning toe hold, but Stank manages to grab her by the head and hit a series of straight punches to the face to free himself. Stank gets to his feet and limps toward Bridget, he lifts her into a press slam and throws her over the top rope to the floor. Bridget crashes hard to the floor and doesn’t immediately move.

Stank leaves the ring and puts the boots to Bridget on the floor. He pulls her up and whips her into the guardrail shoulder first. Stank then lifts her and drops her shoulder first on the guardrail. Bridget howls in pain and grabs her shoulder. Stank rolls under the bottom rope to break the count, as he does Moosehead Jack casually walks toward the ring. Stank pulls Bridget to her feet and hits an apron power bomb. The referee yells at Stank, and Stank slides into the ring to take umbrage with him. While Stank and the referee are arguing the benefits of single payer health care, Moose grabs a chair and SLAMS it down on Bridget’s back! Bridget howls in pain, but Moose isn’t done, he pulls her to her feet and hits a package piledriver on the floor! Moose pulls her up and slides her into the ring. Stank grabs her, lifts her up and hits a STANK-BOMB, but he holds on and lifts her for a second.

As he lifts her, Mac Flasher races to ringside. He see’s Stank slam her down a second time, and start lifting her for a third, then he sees Moose and he immediately charges at Moose and attacks him! Stank hits the third Stank bomb and covers, one…..two…….three!
WINNER in 9:48 – Stank

Officials quickly empty from the back and separate Moose and Mac, can’t ruin the main event! Stank leaves the ring and gets in a few cheap shots on Mac before they are all finally separated, finally Mac rolls into the ring and checks on Bridget, but the whole time he snarls and watches the Saints head up the ramp raising their arms in victory

SHIZURU vs. GHOSTHEAD vs. MAI MUYO vs. JACK BULLET – OOWF Onslaught Championship Fatal Four Way

Mike Elevenbee stands in the center of the ring with a general crowd hum behind him. All four competitors are already in the ring as a time saving measure for the pay-per-view and stand in one of the four ring corners.

ME: Our next bout is for the Onslaught Title and will be held under Onslaught rules while also being a fatal four-way.

Razz: If this is a fatal four-way under Onslaught rules, what happens if somebody gets counted out, disqualified or uses all of their referee warnings?
Russ: I’m guessing that will be up to the discretion of referee Angelo Barros. I do know that if there isn’t a winner by the 15-minute time limit that the belt would stay with the current champion.

ME: Introducing first, from…

Elevenbee is cut off as “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet sprints across the ring and catches Shizuru-mune Mangyūniku-Cox by surprises with an Eagle Splash while he stands in the corner. Bullet goes into him with lefts and rights. The bell sounds and Elevenbee hurriedly bails from the ring.

Russ: The Onslaught Champion isn’t wasting any time. Jack Bullet has taken on a much harder edge lately as he’s been all about getting something done, not talking about it, in and out of the ring.
Ghosthead comes over and takes Bullet from behind in a cobra clutch and drags him out of the corner and off Shizuru.
Razz: The only person in this match who hasn’t gone grim and gritty is Ghosthead, or grim and grittier, and that’s with Shizuru claiming Shannon Mann as his bride. Bride of Shizuru, like some bad horror movie.

Mai Muyo springs out of her corner with a summersault back elbow. Bullet slips out of Ghosthead’s grip and Muyo hits him. Ghosthead isn’t too fazed by it. He picks up Muyo by the scruff of her neck and tosses her into the near corner. Ghosthead goes to work on Mai while Bullet goes back to the still stunned Shizuru.

Russ: This is an odd matchup as everyone, but Bullet has various connections or affiliations with the Saints of Sinners.
Razz: I say everyone should team up to neutralize Jack Bullet and then fight it out amongst themselves. It always seems so much sweeter to me when a belt changes hands without the champion involved.

Shizuru reverses position with Bullet in the corner and rocks him with a couple forearms. He then pulls Jack into the center of the ring and gives him a seat with a snap mare. As Bullet sits on the mat, Shizuru jumps back a step and comes around with a kick to the temple that reverberates to the rafters. Bullet goes down.

Muyo tries to bring Ghosthead out of the corner with a bulldog, but he controls the move and throws Muyo out of it into Shizuru. She lands on Shizuru with her legs around his shoulders and ranas him over. As Mai sits on top of Shizuru on the mat, Ghosthead comes forward with a big boot that sends Mai bending over backwards. He sets himself over Bullet, nails a standing moonsault and covers for two.
Ghosthead pulls Bullet up and throws him into the ropes. Jack ducks a clothesline and comes off the opposite ropes for a flying crossbody. Ghosthead presses out at two.

Muyo tries to enter the action, but Shizuru has her by the ankle and goes to the floor while dragging Mai to the apron. She turns to sit on the apron and kicks Shizuru off. She then leaps seated from the apron to have her legs around Shizuru’s shoulders again, but he controls the move this time and powerbombs Muyo on the floor to a big ‘ooo’ from the audience.

Russ: Things are breaking down already with furious action.
Razz: This is what the champion wanted. He wants action over yapping, he’s got it here. We should have two referees out here.

Barros chooses to ignore the action on the floor for the action in the ring. Ghosthead has Bullet around the waist and pushes him into the ropes. Jack holds on and Ghosthead goes rolling off backwards. Ghosthead charges and Bullet pulls the top rope down. Ghosthead goes flying out of the ring onto Shizuru and Mai. Jack then uses the top rope to slingshot himself out onto all three. With everyone out of the ring, Barros starts a count.

Russ: I believe with everyone out of the ring that a 20 count will still be enforced, but I’m guessing two wrestlers entering the ring will probably break it for all four.

Bullet pulls Shizuru up out of the pile and onto his shoulder. He drops Shizuru off his shoulder gut first over the ring wall. He then kicks Shizuru twice in the butt and he yells.

Razz: Disrespect from the champion there on Shizuru. He’s not the goofball we all once knew, but Bullet won’t let him escape that.
Russ: Bullet has been very hard on Shizuru lately, not buying his new attitude. He still views Shizuru has a kid playing pretend. He’s not a ruthless heel, just playing at being one.

Ghosthead charges at Bullet, who ducks low and vaults him over the ring wall into the crowd. Jack turns back around into a thrust kick from Muyo. That spins him around and Ghosthead pops up to smash a forearm into Bullet’s face. Ghosthead grabs Jack by the shoulders and whips him over the barrier and into the crowd. Muyo pulls Shizuru off the ring wall and rolls him back into the ring. She climbs the near corner from the outside. Shizuru was playing opossum and scrambles to meet her up top. They both go flying from on high with a superplex. Shizuru floats over for a two count.

Russ: Ghosthead and Bullet are brawling in the crowd and things have not been cordial between them either lately. Jack has chastised Ghosthead for not protecting his wife, Shannon Mann, against Shizuru and said if Ghosthead won’t do it, Jack will.
Razz: Jack Bullet needs to mind his own business. Ghosthead will deal with Shizuru when the time is right.
Russ: That seems to be Jack’s biggest beef with everyone. Don’t wait for the right time, do it now.

Ghosthead and Jack Bullet fight through the front section of fans. People move out of their way. Bullet delivers a pancake slam on Ghosthead into a section of chairs. Bullet stands over him and then something catches his eye. He looks to see a fan holding a sign that reads “Cane Josie.”

Bullet walks over to the man and rips the sign out of his hands. He tears it up. The fans jaws at Bullet who says nothing back. Bullet punches the guy, then hooks him up for a suplex onto the chairs not already wiped out.

Razz: Get security out here! This is disgusting. Jack Bullet is attacking a fan!
Russ: The fan had a sign that said “Cane Josie” a reference to Kylie Mignolio’s niece and a sign from the old ECW that abdicated beating Mick Foley’s then young son.

Meanwhile in the ring, Shizuru hits a sholderbreaker on Muyo and then passes his arms in front of him to say that she’s out. Shizuru crosses Mai’s arms over her and makes an Undertaker style pin, but Mai manages to get her foot to the near ropes and uses her first rope break.

Security surrounds Jack Bullet with Victor DeNiro leading the way. The camera can hear Vic yelling. “Get out of here, Jack. You’re done tonight. You’re suspended.”

Bullet raises a fist to DeNiro. “Do it, and that suspension goes to fired real easily.”

Russ: C’mon, Razz even you can’t condone taking Jack Bullet straight out of this match. That’s highly unfair. A suspension is warranted sure, but we’ve never seen a suspension go into effect in the middle of a match before. Especially a championship bout.

As Bullet and DeNiro argue, Ghosthead recovers and heads back to the ring. He makes the apron. Muyo looks to whip Shizuru into Ghosthead, but he reverses. Mai hits Ghosthead, falls back and Shizuru rolls her up with a hand full of tights Barros doesn’t see. It gets the one, two, three.

ME: You’re winner and NEW Onsalught World Champion at 8:23, Shizuru

Shizuru rolls to the floor, grabs the title and holds it high over his head. Ghosthead emerges out of nowhere, running at breakneck speed. He plows into Shizuru. Shizuru fends Ghosthead off and runs to the back with Ghosthead running after him. Muyo sits in the ring processing what happened. The camera finds DeNiro and security still dealing with Jack Bullet. DeNiro points toward the back and keeps screaming “go.” Bullet moves slowly toward that direction as we fade back to the backstage area where new OOWF Onslaught champion Shizuru is standing over Ghosthead, who appears to be unconscious on the floor. Shizuru’s henchmen step out as well, each brandishing a lead pipe.

THE DARLINGS vs. SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

The teams come out from the back already fighting. Alex and Folz square off and hammer one another with anything not nailed down while Fulton and Lexie are a little less intense about it, they none the less beat the hell out of one another. The fight finally gets to the ring and Alex and Matt are declared the legal men because they got there first and no one seems to want to step in and separate them. Fulton and Lexie are finally separated and head to their corners.

Inside the ring, Alex and Folz go at one another with a fury we haven’t seen from either one in a while. Both get several two counts and after a series of moves and counters leaves both men on the mat in their respective corners, the crowd explodes. They both tag and Fulton and Lexie come in and we get more of a standard match with Lexie getting the advantage when she hits Fulton with a clothesline that staggers him, then a running knee to the face that sends the big man to the mat. Lexie covers, but Fulton powers out. Fulton gains the advantage when Lexie tries a springboard drop kick, but Fulton catches her and drives her to the mat with a powerslam! Fulton drops several rapid elbows on Lexie and covers her again, but once again Lexie kicks out.

The end comes with some controversy. Fulton pins Alex after a top rope drop line, while Alexis rolls Folz up. The problem is, Fulton and Alexis were legal, not Alex or Folz. Both teams claim victory. The referee looks confused (he didn’t even realize the Alexis/Folz pin was happening. Fulton grabs half of the tag titles while Alexis rolls out of the ring and grabs the other half. Officials race to the ring, but before anything can be done, Alex grabs the title from Alexis and NAILS Folz from behind! Folz drops to the mat holding the back of his head, which is now bloody, Alexis low blows Fulton, dropping him to the mat. Alex traps Folz in the ankle lock threatening to break his leg! Before any permanent damage can be done, Stank and Moose hit the ring. Moose grabs Alexis, which causes Alex to immediately break the hold. Stank goes after Alex, but he slips out of the ring and grabs Alexis and pulls her out of the ring before Moose can do any damage. The Saints turn and look at their stablemates, Fulton is bloody after Alexis hammered him with shots to the face, while Folz is gingerly walking on his ankle. The official decision:
WINNERS in 23:28 – No contest

KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Kylie is out first, and we get the obligatory “JO-SIE! JO-SIE! JO-SIE!” chants. Kylie smiles and plays to the crowd, but you can tell her mind is not 100% on the match, what happened earlier tonight with Jack Bullet has got to be running through her mind. Zed and BRICK~! are announced next and they make their way to the ring. Zed is just oozing confidence, despite being pinned by Kylie at Mayhem. The crowd boos both of them loudly, and boo even more when BRICK~! grabs the mic

Boo all you want, history will only reflect poorly on you for booing the presence of greatness. <Zed slowly takes off his IC title and holds it high in the air, drawing even more boos>. Now, Kylie dear, I know your heart is not in this match, after all, you just saw your meal ticket attack a fan. Some example that sets for little Josie, isn’t it? <Kylie’s eyes blaze with anger> See Kylie, since you’ve come back to the OOWF, you’ve been on a nice little run, you hold wins over Zed, there is no denying that, and you’ve also pinned Jack Bullet……..the question is, how many times have you let him pin you?

Kylie snarls and drop kicks BRICK~! who staggers backward and slams into Zed before another drop kick sends him out of the ring to the floor. Kylie gets to her feet and grabs Zed and whips him to the ropes and connects with a perfect drop kick to the jaw, Zed tries to bail out, but Kylie grabs him and pulls him to the middle of the ring and turns him over in a Boston crab! Zed howls in pain and looks like he might tap out, but from outside the ring BRICK~! waits until the referee isn’t looking and grabs Zed’s arms and pulls him toward the ropes so he can force a break. Zed escapes to the outside, but Kylie leaps over the top rope and takes them both out. Kylie rolls Zed back into the ring and covers again, but Zed kicks out at two. He tries again to escape, but Kylie keeps him in the ring with a top wrist lock.

The match goes back and forth for a long time, with Kylie taking all Zed throws at her. She catches Zed on the top rope and nearly gets the win after an impressive top rope back drop driver, but Zed kicks out at two. At one point, Zed has Kylie trapped in the Zzzzzzz, and the referee checks, he drops Kylie’s arm once, twice, lifts it for the third time and it drop…….NO! Kylie keeps it from falling! The crowd roars and Kylie begins to fight out of it, finally breaking free with several elbows to the stomach.

The end finally comes when both are fighting on the top rope. Kylie hooks Zed for a superplex, but Brick grabs Zed’s leg and Zed shoves Kylie. She falls to the mat, landing HARD on the back of her head. Zed climbs up and hits the Answer! He cradles Kylie hard and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 46:12 – Zed

MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. MAC FLASHER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

“Scarecrow” plays to draw out Moosehead Jack, who fills his entrance walk with cold stares and a sinister chuckle when viewing any fan with a sign or a shirt supporting Mac Flasher. Moose slides underneath the bottom rope and props himself up in a corner while getting a stare down from OOWF official Davis Hightower.

“I Get Wet” follows, bringing out Mac Flasher, who has traded his normal entrance theatrics for a cold stare toward Moose. Mac climbs into the ring after a brisk walk and hands over the OOWF World Championship to Hightower while never taking his eyes from Moose. Hightower draws the two toward each other for instructions with neither man breaking eye contact with their opponent until Moose slaps the taste from Mac’s mouth with Mac returning the favor to snap Moose’s head back. Hightower halts the slap fest to restore order and hold the title high before almost calling for the bell from ringside …

… Hightower eyes Moose and immediately motions toward his boot. Moose feigns innocence before Hightower makes a couple quick pats and finds a scalpel. Moose resists before ultimately allowing Hightower to confiscate the weapon. As Moose is retying his boot, Hightower finds a set of brass knuckles in Moose’s other boot, creating a full-blown tantrum from the challenger. Mac nods in approval before Hightower turns toward the champion, who has a scalpel of his own taped to his calf, just above the top of his left Converse All-Star. Mac relinquishes the blade while Hightower shakes his head in disappointment before handing the plunder to ring announcer Mike Elevenbee and signaling for a bell.

Lock-ups and grappling are eschewed for verbal taunts from Moose and misguided attacks from Mac that miss the intended target. After Moose mouses Mac around the ring, he finally makes the first strike with a jab to the throat that sends Mac down to a knee. Moose then establishes his control with with a back elbow to Mac’s face, sending Mac to the ground in a heap. Moose furthers his attack with a series of stomps and a kick to the ribs that triggers Mac’s escape instincts as he rolls to the safety of the ropes. Moose follows and tries to pull Mac away from edge of the ring only to see Hightower as his roadblock. Mac takes advantage with a quick jab to the jaw, just close enough to the throat for Moose to try to buy a warning from Hightower, but to no avail. Mac overpowers Moose with a pair of scoop slams and a standing lariat before attempting a cover that doesn’t even get 1. Mac continues the attack with an Irish whip and forearm smash on the other side. Another quick cover gets 1 before Moose rolls to the outside. Mac follows, but not with any sort of aerial, more so with a set of fists with his challenger who is more than happy to trade blows on the outside as Hightower counts away. The count reaches 8 before Mac slides in and slides back out to continue the brawling, only to be met with a production cable wrapped around Moose’s hand and eventually Mac’s throat. Hightower leaps down to restore order and strongly admonish Moose, who shrugs and smirks as Mac regains his air.

Hightower urges both men back into the ring as Moose’s big boot attempt is caught and swapped to an exploder suplex into the turnbuckle. Mac follows with a Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley (Ho Train) and another corner splash before peeling Moose from the corner and trying to lock on an STF, but to no avail as Moose is able to use his mat instinct to wriggle free before Mac could connect the crossface. The two stand and stare at each other as the Toronto crowd urges the two to battle some more. Mac is the first to oblige as he tears into Moose with a Lou Thesz Press and a series of fists and forearms to Moose’s head. Moose is able to roll over and get similar licks on Mac before the two roll around the ring and out of it. s the two scramble to a vertical base, Moose is able to sneak his hand on the surface of the announce table and grab the brass knuckles, unbeknownst to anyone but the 20,000-plus in Air Canada Centre, who voice their concerns to deaf ears. Moose tucks the knuckles away before getting a running knee to the face from Mac that sends him into the ringpost, dazing him into a drunken stagger. Mac tries to connect with a Flash Drive on the steel steps, but Moose is able to shift his weight downward and avoid further damage as he falls backward and slides away from Mac, who pursues and gets pulled into the announce table for his proaction. Mac pulls himself up from the table with a fairly nasty cut that Moose immediately keys in on, trying to widen it with his fingers before sending a dozen or so punches to the affected area. It isn’t long before Mac is at .3 Muta, having to wipe blood from his eyes almost every minute as Moose begins a relentless assault on Mac’s cut along with whatever else Mac leaves open as he tries to cover his face. Moose boots Mac in the gut to double him over before connecting with a DDT on the apron to stun the champ.

Moose rolls Mac into the ring and pats his knees before sending a Buisaku Knee to Mac’s face, getting 2.75 as Mac is able to drape his leg across the bottom rope. As this point, Mac’s shirt is soaked in red as Hightower halts further attacks from Moose to ensure that Mac can still continue. As Mac is trying to convince Hightower that he can still go, Bridget O’Malley makes her way to ringside to the chagrin of Mac. The visual of the well-meaning Bridget does perk Mac up as his energy goes into waving Bridget to the back. Moose leans in a corner and watches it all go down with a smirk on his face. Mac pulls away from the corner while Bridget attempts to talk some sense into Mac before turning his attention back to Moose, who is amused by the developing spectacle.

Russ: “I’m pretty sure that Mac is wishing that Bridget would have stayed in the back.”
Razz: “Meanwhile, I’m sure that Moose is loving this, though. It was Bridget O’Malley who cost Mac a match on Wednesday, costing Mac the match that he wanted tonight.”

Moose and Mac lock up, with Moose still able to gain control, though Mac’s spirit has been rejuvenated … Even if just because of the anger in seeing Bridget at ringside. Mac breaks out of a hammerlock only to elbow his way through Moose and then whip him into all four corners and then connect on a Big Mac (spinebuster) to get 2 and a ethereal scream from Mac as Toronto puts itself firmly behind Mac.

Mac grabs Moose and whips him toward the corner. As Mac charges in with a corner splash, Moose pulls Hightower in as a shield, giving Hightower the brunt of the impact as Mac’s jaw connects with the top of Hightower’s head. Moose, who had absorbed some of the impact, too, slinks down in the corner as Mac woozily checks on Hightower. Moose stands himself up and reaches into his tights to pull out the brass knuckles all while Hightower is counting stars and Mac is trying to check on his well-being.

Razz: “Every time that I think that Mac is really in this dark place, he goes and does something like check on the well-being of someone and … Well, that’s just mixed signals, pal.”

Moose puts the knuckles onto his hand, only for Bridget to grab the set as Moose rears back in anticipation of Mac’s arrival. Bridget, now on the apron, struggles with Moose until she is able to wrest the knucks off of Moose’s hand. Bridget, with brass knuckles in her possession, argues with Moose, who is urging her to deck him. With Moose practically begging Bridget to slug him, calling out her backbone in the process, Bridget places the object onto her right hand rears back and swings wildly …

… Connecting with Mac, who saw the commotion and was about to separate Moose from the the situation. Mac crumbles like a card house as Bridget looks on in horror. Moose with the biggest grin he can muster nods a mocking thank-you to Bridget before shoving her off the apron and into the Creole announce table. Moose spins around and grabs a lifeless Mac before securing him in a double undertook piledriver that gets 2 on Moose’s mock count as Hightower is still trying to right himself. Moose pulls Mac up and places him in position for a GTSF. Moose holds Mac’s limp body on his shoulders until he sees Hightower in enough motion to ensure that he could snap off a count. Moose connects with a sickening thud and makes a cover a cover as Hightower crawls over and counts 3.
WINNER (pinfall, 23:28) and NEW OOWF WORLD CHAMPION, Moosehead Jack!

Moose rolls off of Mac and grins as Mac lay motionless on the mat. Hightower, still holding his ribs, takes the title from Elevenbee and presents it to Moose, who taunts Mac as he lay unconscious. Bridget manages to chase Moose off before checking on Mac, who opens his eyes to see the woman who coldcocked him with the same knuckles on her right hand. Mac, in a pure fit of rage, sits up and begins laying into Bridget all while she’s trying to explain the accident of it all. Mac, even with the evidence shown on the OOWFTron to support Bridget’s side of the story, is not buying the explanation. Mac stands up and gets in Bridget’s face, backing her in a corner before Hightower intervenes. With Hightower serving as the arbiter, Mac drops to the outside mats and gives chase to Moose, tackling him from behind just as Moose was about to step behind the curtain …

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Live! From Winnipeg, Manitoba
July 25, 2018

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE & ECOSYSTEM vs. BEER MONEY & SHANNON MANN

Beer Money and Shannon are out first and the crowd is not pleased with them, though Shannon does get some sympathy cheers. Though the fact that her outfit tonight is red and black is not lost on the announcers. Insane in the Brain plays and instead of riding out on donkeys Eco leads Bill and Justin to the ring on segways. Everything goes well until Justin tries to turn and ends up in a death spiral, spinning faster and faster. Skurge and SYB slide out of the ring and SYB attacks Bill while Skurge times Jusitn’s spins just right and POPS him with a SUPERKICK!

Inside the ring Eco and Shannon square off and do some impressive back and forth wrestling. Shannon gets the upperhand when Eco charges into the corner and Shannon moves. Eco slams into the turnbuckle and Shannon drops him on the back of his head with a high angle release German suplex. By now Justin and Bill have recovered and they come in to help Eco, which brings SYB and Skurge into the fray as well and all hell breaks loose!

Bill catches a charging SYB and backdrops him over the top rope to the floor, then dives between the ropes and hammers him with punches. Skurge and Eco battle in one corner, trading turns slamming one another’s heads into the turnbuckle. They both try to climb, and Eco grabs Skurge and tries a suplex, but Skurge reverses it and sends them both off the top to through the Ecuadorian announce table to the floor! Inside the ring, Justin grabs Shannon and yells DOUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHAAAAAAAWK! The lights go out and we hear a wolf howl, a xylophone and what appears to be a badger in a phone booth with a pair of cymbals, but suddenly we hear a record scratch and the lights come back on, and Justin is in the middle of the ring alone with Shizuru standing in front of him wearing Bullet’s onslaught championship. Shizuru grabs Justin for a PSYCHO DRIVER, but Justin slips off his shoulders and dropkicks Shizuru in the back, he lurches forward and slams into Shannon, who was just getting on her feet. Shizuru falls between the ropes to the floor, Justin grabs a dazed Shannon and rolls her up, one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 14:44 – Banned From Everywhere & Ecosystem

Shizuru immediately slides into the ring, clearly enraged, and grabs Justin and DESTROYS him with a PSYCHO DRIVER! He then kneels by Shannon to check on her, cradling her in his arms. He starts to pick her up when Ghost hits the ring. Ghost grabs Shizuru and throws him into the corner and starts hammering him with punches until Kazuo and Masaru attack him from behind. Kazuro holds Ghost while Masaru hits a leaping knee right to the temple that drops Ghost to one knee.

Shizuru goes back to check on Shannon, who is now standing in the corner, Shizuru grabs her by the back of the head and plants a kiss on her lips before POPPING Ghost with a SUPERKICK! The crowd roars as Jack Bullet races to the ring with a baseball bat and takes out Kazuro and Masaru. He ducks a charge by Shizuru and sends him to the ropes, on the rebound he destroys him with a belly to belly suplex! Shizuru bails out of the ring and stumbles backward, knocking Shannon to the floor. Before Bullet can do anything else, Mai slides under the bottom rope and takes him out with a kick right to the back of the head! Ghost is back on his feet and he clotheslines Mai, sending her to the floor. Ghost looks around for Shizuru and sees him on the floor with his wife on a knee right next to him, almost as if she was checking on him. Ghost’s eyes go wide, and he moves toward the ropes, but Mai grabs him from behind and throws him to the mat, as he gets to one knee, Mai hits a SHINING WIZARD Mai covers, because since everyone is here, this is official……..

MAI MUYO & SHIZURU vs. GHOSTHEAD & JACK BULLET

………the referee hits the mat and counts, one…….two……but Bullet comes out of nowhere and saves his partner with a kick to the back of Mai’s head! On the outside of the ring, Eco is trying to talk to Shizuru, but Kaz and Masaru jump him from behind, which prompts Bill and Justin to make the save. They brawl while Shizuru escapes to the relative safety of the apron.

Shannon remains at ringside on the other side of the ring and cheers on her husband. Ghost fights to his feet and Mai grabs him for a Florida Key, but Ghost drops to his knees. Showing impressive strength Mai powers him up anyway and dumps him on the back of his head for a two count. Mai tags in Shizuru and he pulls Ghost to his feet and shoves him into the corner and lights him up with chops. Ghost quickly realizes who it is and reverses it and BLISTERS Shizuru with chops and punches. Shizuru goes to the eyes and tries to make a tag, but Ghost comes after him. Shizuru bails out of the ring with Ghost in hot pursuit, he rounds the corner and hides behind Shannon. Ghost snarls and grabs Shannon and throws her aside, allowing Shizuru to connect with a kick to the groin! Ghost doubles over in pain, Shizuru throws him into the ring and slides in and covers, but again, Bullet makes the save.

Mai tags back in and sends Ghost to the ropes, but lowers her head a moment too soon and Ghost stands her up with a kick to the jaw, then runs her over with a hard clothesline. As Ghost staggers against the ropes, Bullet rather forcefully tags himself in, which doesn’t please Ghost all that much. The two briefly argue and almost come to blows. Mai tags Shizuru back in and he moves to attack the two from behind, but they both hit a SUPERKICK on Shizuru, nearly sending his head into the thirtieth row! Bullet falls on Shizuru and covers, but Mai comes back in and breaks it up at two.

Shizuru makes the tag to Mai and she and Bullet go at it for a moment. Bullet connects with a beautiful dropkick to Mai’s jaw that sends her to the mat. Bullet grabs Mai’s leg and traps her in a figure four right in the middle of the ring. Mai calls for her partner to make the save, but he has hopped off the apron to help Shannon who was fighting Eco. Mai manages to make it to the ropes to force the break before Jack gets her to submit. Ghost hops off the apron and races around the ring to help his wife. Ghost grabs a chair and slams it across Shizuru’s back. As he raises it to slam it down on Shizuru’s head, Jack whips Mai to the ropes, but Mai reverses it, as Jack hits the ropes, the chair slams into the back of his head! Jack staggers forward right into the CROSSROADS! Ghost hesitates for a moment and Shizuru moves, and Ghost brings the chair down on Shannon! Shannon collapses to the floor, Ghost looks stunned! Inside the ring, Mai covers Jack, Ghost glances into the ring, but instead drops to the floor to check on Shannon, and the referee counts three!
WINNERS in 20:01 – Shizuru & Mai Muyo

Shizuru grabs the baseball bat that Jack brought down and brings it down repeatedly on the back of Ghost’s head until BFE and Eco make the save. In all the confusion, Shizuru grabs an unconscious Shannon and carries her up the ramp to the back, followed by Mai. Inside the ring, BFE and Eco take turns destroying Kaz and Masaru until Jack and Ghost go nose to nose. Before they can come to blows, BFE and Eco intervene, allowing Kaz and Masaru to escape, grabbing Jack’s onslaught championship and taking it up the ramp backstage with them. Suddenly Ghost realizes Shannon is once again missing and he takes off to the back leaving the crowd confused, and exhausted.

STANK, MATT FOLZ, STAN FULTON & ZED vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY, ALEXANDER DARLING, ALEXIS DARLING & KYLIE MIGNOLIO – Elimination Match

The Saints and Zed come out as one unit, and nearly get booed out of the building. They huddle in the corner ignoring the boos, plotting some last minute strategy as BRICK~! paces around ringside. Bridget and Kylie are announced next and they make their way to the ring, and finally the Darlings are announced and make their way to the ring. The Darlings have very little to do with Kylie or Bridget and they take their spot on the apron and let them decide who starts. Bridget stays in the ring, which draws Stank to start for the other side. The bell rings, and this one is underway!

Stank and Bridget lock up and Stank immediately clubs Bridget on the back of the head with a forearm, dropping her to one knee. Stank shoves Bridget into the Saints corner and chokes her with a boot to the throat until the referee separates them. As Stank and the ref argue, the rest of the Saints and Zed hammer Bridget with punches to and kicks. Kylie races into the ring and tries to stop them, while the Darlings just stayed on the apron. The ref gets Kylie out of the ring, and Stank goes back and pulls Bridget to her feet, lifts her onto her shoulders and tries a running powerslam into the corner, but Bridget slips off his back and shoves him into the corner sternum first, then rolls him up from behind with a quick two count. Stank gets to his feet quickly, and Bridget leaps in the air and takes Stank down with a hurracarana and covers him again, but Matt Folz runs into the ring and breaks it up.

Alex races into the ring and sucker punches Folz and the two of them start to brawl, which brings in everyone else and the ring explodes. Folz and Fulton face off with the Darlings while Bridget and Stank continue to fight and Kylie and Zed square off for a moment before Zed powders out. The Darlings get the better of Fulton and Folz and send them out of the ring. While all this is going on, Stank has Bridget in the corner and is hammering her with punches. While the referee is distracted, Darling slips behind Stank and shows his strength by lifting him and hitting a DARLING DRIVER! Bridget hesitates for a moment, then covers Stank. The referee turns around and sees the cover……one……two…….THREE! Stank kicks out a second too late!

Stank has been eliminated

Stank gets to his feet and LEVELS Alex from behind. Stank pulls Alex up and hits a STANK-U. Alex powders out of the ring while the referee gets Stank to leave. Zed comes into the ring, but Alexis tags Bridget and comes in. Alexis shoots for Zed’s leg, but Zed drops a clubbing axe handle down across the back of her head, grabs a front face lock and takes Alexis down with a swinging neck breaker. Zed gets to his feet and hits the ropes and drops a knee across Alexis’ chest and covers, but Lexie kicks out at two. Zed pulls Lexie to her feet, moves her to the corner and drops her across his knee and tags in Folz. Folz climbs the ropes and drops a knee across Lexie and covers her, but Alex charges into the ring, Matt sees him coming and spears Alex to the mat and hammers him with punches. They roll around the ring brawling, and Fulton comes in when Lexie tries to attack Folz from behind. The four of them tumble between the ropes, and soon enough all four of them are counted out!!

Matt Folz, Stan Fulton, Alexander Darling and Alexis Darling have been eliminated

Zed is clearly not happy with THIS outcome since he now faces Bridget AND Kylie on his own. He attacks Kylie and beats her to the mat before quickly pulling her to her feet and hitting a snap suplex, floating over and getting a two count. Zed tries for a piledriver, but Kylie reverses it into a back drop and tags in Bridget. Kylie lifts Zed for an atomic drop, as she drops him, Bridget charges in and turns him inside out with a clothesline. Bridget covers, but Zed kicks out at two.

Bridget and Kylie take turns working Zed over using quick tags to keep Zed on the mat. To his credit Zed fights them off and repeatedly kicks out. Finally he is able to bail out of the ring he grabs his IC title and he and BRICK~! start up the ramp. Kylie leaves the ring and grabs Zed from behind and shoots him back into the ring. Bridget grabs him and ties him in a tree of woe and hits a low drop kick. They seem to be toying with Zed at this point. Zed is on the apron trying to get to his feet, BRICK~! is right there offering his encouragement. From inside the ring Bridget grabs him and tries to pull him back into the ring. Without Bridget or the referee seeing it, BRICK~! slips Zed something. Bridget lifts him for a belly to back suplex back into the ring, and Zed POPS her right in the face! Bridget falls backward with Zed on top of her, the referee hits the mat, one…..two……THREE!

Bridget O’Malley has been eliminated

We catch Zed tucking the knucks into his tights as Kylie pulls him to his feet. Zed rakes her eyes and slams her to the mat and goes for a sharpshooter, but Kylie reverses it into an inside cradle for a two count. A frustrated Zed kicks out and slams his hands on the mat. As Kylie stands, Zed leaps and rocks her with a European uppercut. Kyle staggers, but doesn’t go down. Zed waits for her to come closer and tries another one, but Kylie catches his arm and takes him down to the mat with a backslide, one…..two……THREE!

Zed has been eliminated

WINNER in 47:55 – Kylie Mignolio

The crowd erupts and Kylie can hardly believe it. Zed absolutely CAN NOT believe it. He rolls out of the ring and he and BRICK~! stand there arguing in disbelief. Inside the ring Kylie celebrates and the crowd breaks into a JO-SIE! JO-SIE! JO-SIE! Chant. Kylie smiles and waves, then glares at Zed and makes the “I want the belt” motion. Zed takes his title and drapes it over his shoulder, flips Kylie off and he and BRICK~! head to the back

MAC FLASHER vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – Jack’s Rules Match

Jack’s Rules are simple, for Moose, there are no rules. He can do whatever he wants. For Mac, he must follow Onslaught championship rules, meaning only three rope breaks and only three referee warnings before immediate disqualification. Moose makes his way to the ring as Scarecrow plays and slumps in the corner. As Mac’s music plays Moose rolls out of the ring and throws all manner of plunder into the ring. The crowd roars as Mac makes his way to the ring. Before the bell rings, the referee brings the two men to the middle of the ring. Moose has a kendo stick in one hand and a smirk across his lips. The referee demands that the two shake hands, Mac looks at the referee like he’s lost his mind, but the referee demands it. Mac reaches out and shakes Moose’s hand, as soon as Moose grabs his hand, he NAILS him with a kendo shot to the face! Mac goes down and Moose wears him out with kendo shots across his back. Finally Mac fights to his feet, kicks Moose in the gut causing him to drop the kendo stick, Mac grabs it and nails Moose with three shots sending him out of the ring. The referee grabs the kendo stick from Mac and throws it to the mat then confers with the announcers

Mac Flasher has used all three referee warnings

On the outside of the ring, Moose looks at Mac and laughs at him.

Razz: I don’t know what the hell Moose finds so funny
Russ: Don’t you get it Razz? Mac has just used his warnings, in his next infraction he gets disqualified and loses the match
Razz: Yeah, Russ, I know how Onslaught rules matches work
Russ: But Mac has to WIN this match to get the match he wants against Moose at Mid-Summer Night’s Scream, he now has to walk a fine line to get that win!
Razz: That clever bastard!

Mac looks around the ring and sees all the plunder and realizes that if he even accidentally uses any of it, drops Moose on a chair, or accidentally puts him through a table, he loses the match, so Mac starts cleaning house, throwing all the plunder over the top rope to the floor. While he is doing that, Moose slips into the ring and grabs Mac from behind and lifts him for the GTSF! But Mac slips off his shoulders and sweeps Moose’s legs dropping him to the mat. Mac then tries to grab Moose in the Anaconda Vice, but Moose slithers free and slides under the ropes to the floor. As Mac reaches out to get him, Moose NAILS him with a garbage can lid to the face. Mac collapses into the ring, and we see he has been busted wide open. Mac grins through the blood and gets to his feet and dares Moose to get into the ring.

Moose slides into the ring and locks up with Mac. Mac grabs a headlock and Moose shoves him off to the ropes, but Mac drops him with a shoulder block. Mac drops to the mat and hammers Moose with legal forearms to the side of the head, then pulls Moose to his feet and launches him out of the ring to the floor. Moose lands near a pile of plunder and Mac dares him to use something on him. Moose picks up a chain and wraps it around his fist, Mac moves back to the middle of the ring as Moose slides into the ring and drops to his knees pointing to his forehead. Moose cocks his fist to nail Mac, but then unloads a kick to his chest instead. Mac falls to the mat, Moose drops an elbow, then grabs his arm and works an arm bar for a bit, much to the dismay of the crowd.

Mac works to his feet and backs Moose into the corner, the referee calls for a clean break, Mac breaks and waits for the cheap shot, but Moose doesn’t take it. Instead he grabs a headlock and takes Mac to the mat. The crowd is now booing this loudly. They want violence dammit! Moose keeps Mac on the mat, working his arm and neck, even managing a Randy Orton Special – a five minute chinlock that has the crowd ready to riot. Mac once again fights to his feet and breaks free with elbows to Moose’s gut, he hits the ropes and rocks Moose with a running knee lift, then lifts him for a suplex, and keeps him up there awhile to think about it before bringing him to the mat. Mac floats over and covers, but Moose kicks out at two.

From here the match turns into an old school AWA match. Hip tosses, abdominal stretches, body slams and every other boring move you can think of from Moose, but not a bit of violence. Mac risks disqualification by throwing weapons into the ring trying to get Mac to use them, but Moose kicks everything out of the ring as soon as Mac throws it in. Mac’s frustration is mounting, Moose seems to be rather enjoying toying with Mac.

Mac grabs Moose and starts working strong style, hammering Moose with kicks and forearms, Moose fights back with counters, even rolling Mac up for a two count – with the help of grabbing the tights, which is perfectly legal for him to do. The crowd is booing the ever loving shit out of Moose and cheering Mac after every move, but that just seems to frustrate Mac even more.

The end comes ss they fight on the apron, Mac grabs Moose and lifts him for the FLASH DRIVE, as he lifts him, Moose pulls the scalpel from his boot (why does the referee never check him?> Mac drops Moose and Moose swings wildly at Mac, narrowly missing eviscerating him, Mac shocks everyone when he reaches into HIS boot and pulls out a scalpel of his own! For a moment Moose and Mac have a standoff, then the crowd pops loudly as Bridget races to ringside. Mac sees her and tries to stop her, but she jumps onto the apron and grabs Moose from behind and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX that sends Moose through the Cape Verde announce table! The referee immediately calls for the bell!
WINNER via disqualification in 33:17 – Moosehead Jack

Mac is furious, he hops off the apron and confronts Bridget and she argues that she thought Moose was going to KILL him with the blade. Mac grabs his head in frustration, while we see Moose climbing out of the wreckage laughing to himself. His laughter is cut short when a clearly angry Danny comes to the ring with Vic. Vic has a mic

Vic, I speak for Danny when I say this, but the OOWF is NOT about knife fights! Moose, that scalpel of yours is going to be a thing of the past, from this point forward we demand that Moose be checked THOROUGHLY before each match. Now, as for the pay per view match, Mac, I am sorry that you don’t get the match you wanted, but there will still be a match since Moose technically holds a win over the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. At Mid-Summer Nights Scream, it will be Moosehead Jack versus Mac Flasher for the OOWF World Heavyweight championship!

Vic drops the mic and Danny glares at Moose before the two leave the ring. The crowd isn’t exactly thrilled, though Moose laughs and heads limping up the ramp. Inside the ring, Mac drops to his knees holding his head, Bridget is by his side, but he just stares at her in disbelief as we fade to black.



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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#870)
Live! From Regina, Saskatchewan
July 18, 2018

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE & ECOSYSTEM vs. BEER MONEY & SHANNON MANN

Bill and Justin ride out to the top of the stage on Drunky and Drunkette and they stop and wait, and a moment later a clearly unhappy about this Ecosystem rides out on Otis, what we can only assume is a rental donkey. They get to the ring and Beer Money and Shannon immediately attack.

BFE and Eco regain the advantage when Bill gets the hot tag and gives SYB and Shannon a double noggin knocker and they fall out of the ring. Bill grabs Skurge and plants him on the mat and traps him in the STUMP PULLER (five points to anyone who remembers who used that move) but Shannon slips back into the ring and pops Bill with a superkick before Skurge taps.

The end comes when Eco has Shannon in trouble. Eco hits a short arm clothesline on Shannon and waits for her to get to her feet, as he waits, Shizuru makes his way to the ring. As Eco starts to charge, Shizuru grabs his foot and trips him up slightly, Shannon sees this and hits a stiff knee right to Eco’s face! Eco crumples to the mat, Shannon covers and may or may not have grabbed some tights, and gets the three before Bill and Justin can make the save!
WINNERS in 13:48 – Beer Money & Shannon Mann

Shizuru backs back up the ramp – protected by his henchmen of course – and stares lovingly at Shannon as she gets to her feet, she blows her a kiss and Shannon just sneers at him. From the back, Ghost charges and DESTROYS the two henchmen. Shannon races up the ramp with a chair, she raises it to cave in Shizuru’s skull and brings it down just as Ghost grabs Shizuru! The shot hits Ghost instead, he falls to the floor, possibly out cold, Shannon stares at Ghost in horror then falls to the floor to check on him, the whole time Shizuru is backing up the ramp with a look of love on his face.

STANK vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY

This one quickly turned into a classic. Bridget and Stank put on a clinic of wrestling, with Bridget using her speed to her advantage while Stank used his strength advantage. Neither managed a two count until we were twenty minutes in. The crowd was even coming around on Stank………….was.

The turning point came when Bridget charged at Stank, who was on the ropes, and Stank low bridged her sending Bridget flying over the top rope. As Bridget landed, her face SLAMMED into the guardrail around the ring and she lied motionless for a moment, then fans started freaking out. The referee slides out of the ring and we see Bridget evidently slammed her head on the guardrail and was bleeding heavily. The referee called the medics and we heard them talking

I don’t know, she is bleeding badly, does she even know where she is…….

Before anyone could answer, Stank leaves the ring and grabs her and pulls her to her feet and hits a hard clothesline then rolls her under the bottom rope. Stank slides in, lifts her up and hits the STANK-U then covers. The crowd boos the shit out of Stank the whole time the ref counts three.
WINNER in 31: 07 – Stank

Stank gets to his feet soaking in the boos and slowly makes his way to the back as the medical staff tends to Bridget

SHIZURU vs. GHOSTHEAD

Shizuru makes his way to the ring accompanied by his two banged up henchmen. He stands in the corner as the crowd boos the shit out of him. Ghosthead is announced and his music plays, but he makes no appearance. The crowd begins to buzz and an official makes his way to the ring and talks to the ring announcer. After a few seconds, we get an explaination.

Ladies and Gentlemen, due to the incident earlier tonight, Ghosthead has not been medically cleared and thus will not be able to participate tonight, therefore the winner of the match via forfeit………….Shizuru
WINNER via forfeit – Shizuru

Shannon comes out to argue that she would take her husband’s place, but the officials say the match is already done. Shannon fumes, then looks toward the ring where Shizuru bows and blows her a kiss and says thank you. Shannon’s eyes go wide and she is about to go to the ring when a medic pulls her backstage.

THE DARLINGS vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS

Handshakes of mutual respect all around before the bell rings………who am I kidding, they are all fighting before the bell even rings. Folz and Alex square off in the middle of the ring and throw punches for a few minutes, then go nose to nose. At some point Fulton and Alexis are pulled apart and head to their corners but no one notices because Alex and Folz are putting on a furious – both in speed and temperament- clinic on wrestling, counter wrestling and hitting some insanely stiff shots. Neither one gives an inch and neither can hold an advantage for long, the crowd is roaring with each shot and counter and finally after damn near fifteen minutes non stop wrestling, they both stop, flip one another off and the brawl is back on!

Fulton and Alexis take over while Folz and Alex fight on the floor. Alexis and Fulton put on their own clinic, but with Lexie doing more of the flying. Though Fulton shows his remarkable agility hitting several high spinning heel kicks. Fulton breaks out some rolling thunder nearly getting the three, but Alexis kicks out.

The end comes when Folz has Lexie on the top rope and tries for an Olympic slam from the top rope, Lexie slips free and somehow keeps her balance and turns it into a top rope neckbreaker! Lexie grabs Folz in a rolling cradle and gets the three count just before Folz kicks out!
WINNERS in 42:15 – The Darlings

ZED vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO

Kylie is out first, the fans are solidly behind her, and there are even some “JO-SIE JO-SIE” chants that Kylie acknowledges with a wave. The OOWF Intercontinental champion Zed and his manager BRICK~! make their way to the ring and the crowd turns on a dime and boos them out of the building. Zed climbs into the ring and the ref calls for the bell.

Zed immediately gets a cheap shot on Kylie and beats her down to the mat, brutalizing her with stomps and kicks. Zed takes a moment to admire his work and taunt the crowd, then goes back and tries a shining wizard on a dazed Kylie, but Kylie moves out of the way and is ON FIRE! She whips Zed from pillar to post and has the champ reeling! Kylie gets several two counts before Zed bails out of the ring for the guidance of BRICK~! but Kylie gives them no peace, she dives between the ropes and slams Zed into the barricade before throwing him back into the ring for more two counts. Zed finally escapes when he catches a charging Kylie and guillotines her on the top rope.

Zed bails to the outside to confer with BRICK~! but Kylie is quick to recover, she grabs Zed from behind, but Zed escapes with a knee to her gut, then grabs Kylie by the head and SLAMS her face first into…….BRICK~! is that even legal? Kylie falls to her knees, Zed grabs her and hits a short DDT on the floor! The crowd gasps in horror. The referee slides out to check on Kylie, while he is doing that, Zed smirks and starts arguing with the fans. Bridget is slowly getting to her feet and trying to slide into the ring. While the referee is climbing into the ring, the Masked Man slides from under the ring with a chair and BRAINS Zed! Zed collapses in a heap on the outside, the Masked Man ditches the chair and hops into the crowd and disappears. Kylie gets into the ring and to her feet, the referee starts the ten count. BRICK~! has no idea Zed has been attacked so he just assumes he will get in before the ten……..but he doesn’t! BRICK~! panics and races around the ring to see Zed lying there as the referee raises Kylie’s arm.
WINNER via countout in 16:01 – Kylie Mignolio

MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. MAC FLASHER

With Moosehead Jack standing in the ring as “Scarecrow” plays, “I Get Wet” bellows through the arena as Mac Flasher slowly comes to the ring. Mac rolls into the ring and takes the microphone from ring announcer Mike Elevenbee. Mac slumps in the corner and looks toward the canvas while leaning toward Moose.

Mac: “Moose. You wanted me to sweeten the pot. I’d rather throw salt into the wounds. Tonight, I’ll show you that I can get just as violent as you. Maybe then, you’ll be convinced that you want this House of Pain match as much as I do.”

Mac throws down the mic and slips to the outside and digs underneath the apron where he tosses a few chairs, a kendo stick, a chain, a taped-up Happy Deth Bat III and a staple gun into the ring. OOWF official Davis Hightower sweeps the plunder to the outside as Mac rolls into the ring and sees the weaponry on the outside. Hightower chides Mac for the stunt with the foreign objects as Moose offers a handshake. Mac slaps Moose’s hand away and rolls to the weapon pile to grab a chair, only for Hightower to grab the chair when Mac loads up a swing. Moose wrestles Mac to the ground and uses his leverage to roll him into a cradle that gets 1. Mac scrambles up and decks Moose with a right hand. Undeterred, Moose works Mac to the turnbuckle and breaks the grapple before Hightower can even start a count, stopping the official by shouting “I BREAK AT 1!”

While Hightower shakes his head in disbelief, Mac charges Moose only to be tripped up by a drop toe hold. Moose works his leverage into a hammerlock, until Mac can stand up and drill Moose with a back elbow. Mac takes the woozy Moose and whips him into three of the four corners before Moose halts the melee by stepping between the ropes. Mac tries to get his hands on Moose but Hightower stops Mac. Moose takes a flask of “Trust Me” and takes a huge swig before pulling out a lighter. As Mac gets past Hightower, Moose breathes into the lighter to produce a fireball that temporarily blinds Mac from the brightness, despite the flame missing by at least a foot. As Mac stumbles back, Moose scoops Mac into a crucifix pin and keeps him down for 3.

Your winner (pinfall, 8:05) Moosehead Jack!

Moose rolls away from the ring as Mac, now infuriated, gives chase. Mac grabs the kendo stick from the pile and sprints after Moose, who jokingly begs off Mac before splashing “Trust Me” into Mac’s eyes. As Mac tries to rub out the burning sensation, Moose disappears to the back with a huge grin on his face.

MAI MUYO vs. JACK BULLET – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

Mai is booed as she makes her way to the ring, but it doesn’t seem to faze her at all at this point. Jack is out next and the OOWF Onslaught champion gets a loud ovation, but also some mixed in boos from some of the crowd. Bullet shrugs it off and the match begins.

The action is fast and furious since Onslaught matches are only fifteen minutes normally and Mai goes after Jack’s legs trying to keep him grounded. Jack fights back by countering a sharpshooter into one of his own that forced Mai to use a rope break.

The match continues and gets more intense as the time draws closer. Jack catches Mai in a figure four forcing her to use her final rope break. As Mai gets to her feet Jack charges but Mai surprises him with a high impact move! Jack staggers backward and Mai whips him to the ropes and plants him with a belly to belly on the rebound and covers, but Jack kicks out at two. As Mai pulls him to his feet, Jack sweeps her legs and……..the bell rings!
WINNER – time limit draw

The crowd breaks into a “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT” chant, and it looks as if the match may continue, but Shizuru races into the ring and attacks Bullet! The crowd boos loudly until Jack starts to make a comeback! That comeback is quickly cut off when Mai attacks Bullet! The crowd boos the hell out of this and only gets louder as Mai and Shizuru put the boots to Bullet. Suddenly the crowd roars as Ghoshead, a bloody bandage around his forehead, makes his way to the ring with a chair. He swings the chair and nearly gets Shizuru but Mai pulls him to the mat and they both escape from the ring. Ghost drops the chair and he and Bullet go nose to nose in the middle of the ring. Before anything else can happen, Shannon makes her way to the ring and gets Ghost to leave. Bullet grabs his title and holds it above his head in victory, but you can see the look on his face, he doesn’t feel victorious right now.

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#869)
Live! From Calgary, Alberta
July 11, 2018

JERICHO HART vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK

The hometown hero gets a nice pop, then Moose absolutely slaughters the poor kid. Hart is bleeding within minutes and Moose is merciless. Hart manages a hope moment by connecting with a double jump drop kick that knocks Moose off the apron, but as Hart tries to pull Moose into the ring, Jack rakes his eyes and pulls him to the apron and hits a ran-hei! Moose rolls him back into the ring and locks in the ji-endo and Hart quickly taps out.
WINNER in 4:58 – Moosehead Jack

Moose isn’t done though, he pulls Hart back to his feet and hits a buisaku knee, then grabs HDB and is about to make Hart’s forehead into hamburger meat when Mac Flasher races to the ring! Moose slides out of the ring, smirking at Mac, who is brandishing a kendo stick. Moose slinks away up the ramp while Mac checks on Hart.

BEER MONEY vs. THE DARLINGS

Darlings get the win after Alex hits SYB with a Darling Driver and Alexis follows with a Phoenix splash.
WINNERS in 13:11 – The Darlings

SHANNON MANN vs. ECOSYSTEM

The match starts out surprisingly fast paced with Shannon Mann coming at Eco with her hands firing. The crowd cheering the start seeing Mann gunning for the former CEO. The attack catches Eco by surprise at first but he takes the advantage comes by knocking a pause into Mann . The pause gives him enough time to try and follow up but instead the quicker Shannon ducks under Eco’s rushing clothesline and rebounds off the ropes using a flying headscissors on Eco that does more than bring him down it takes him outside of the ring after the impact. The ref starts the count at that point. The ref gets to the count of 5 as Eco glares at Mann while she soaks up the cheers of the crowd standing tall. Sliding in Eco gets the match back underway and as soon as you thought Mann would keep the upper hand…Eco knocks her down to size once again with a mean right hand. The pause being much longer this time around and bringing Shannon to a knee which gets Eco backing up looking to match his boot against Mann’s jaw.

Shannon barely gets out of danger bending back in a show of quick reflexes .. Eco’s foot swings and misses but the follow up considered worse as Eco says fuck it and drops an elbow before she can adjust breaking her to the match and resorts to ground and pound throwing punches wherever they can land on the smaller Shannon. Eco getting in the most shots in this moment of the match and finally slowing Mann down two of the shots causing her nose to leak blood before he gets up satisfied at what he’s down taunting the crowd. The boos ring as he grabs at Mann forcing her to her feet and dropping her down with a over the knee backbreaker going for pin right after to a two count.

Shannon being pained but not quite out as the crowd cheers the little sign of life. Eco isn’t bothered though just stomps her a few times with an enjoying grin pulling at her to her feet once more but this time Mann those those desperation punches and low kicks. The punches don’t do much but the kicks actually begin to chop Markie down. As they trade the crowd gives the traditional “boo/yeah” tandem. Eco gets tired of this quickly kicking her low and pulling her into a powerbomb position he gets her up but that where his plans end…Mann taking control with a perfectly timed hurricanrana and keeping hold of Eco’s legs for the pin. Close but no as Eco kicks out before threeShannon doesn’t get discouraged as she gets to her feet. Both are much more slower at this point than in the beginning of the match but with Shannon rising to her feet first she sizes up Eco as he’s working to get back on his feet as well. Right before he does Mann is in motion running and springboarding off looking for the crowd squeals as Shizuru runs down that ramp and slides into the ring grabbing Shannons arm and attempting to pull her out of the ring. The referee immediately calls for the bell.
WINNER by disqualification – in 10:05 – Ecosystem

Shannon pulls away from Shizuru and slaps the taste out of his mouth, then rolls out of the ring and storms to the back. Shizuru slumps to the mat holding his cheek with a look of blind love on his face. Eco shoots him a strange look, then turns and heads to the back.

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS

BFE gives the champs a run, but in the end, Folz catches Justin with a top rope angle slam and Fulton follows with a dropline for the pin and the three count.
WINNERS in 17:01 – Saints of Sinners

SHIZURU vs. GHOSTHEAD vs. JACK BULLET

Not surprisingly this clusterfuck goes nowhere. Ghost is determined to get his hands on Shizuru and Bullet wants both of them. The match never exactly materializes as the three brawl around ringside. The referee finally has no choice and waves the match off, a clearly frustrated Jack Bullet grabs the mic after the match.

This is not what I signed up for. I hold this title <holding up the onslaught championship> because I am the best wrestler in the OOWF, the best PURE wrestler. So I am ending this, at Mid-Summer Night’s Scream, we are having us a three way Onslaught Rules elimination match, that way I can get my hands on BOTH of you!

Bullet slams the mic down on the mat and rolls out of the ring and storms to the back.
WINNER – No match

MAI MUYO, ZED & STANK vs. MAC FLASHER, KYLIE MIGNOLIO & BRIDGET O’MALLEY
The feed joins in as the ringside bell in Calgary echoes, well after Zed and Mac Flasher have paired off and exchanged heavy blows. Never one to be left out of a good brawl, Stank eyes a lariat on Mac just as Bridget O’Malley dropkicks him out of the ring. Mai Muyo and Kylie Mignolio also are brawling with Mai being a step too quick for her own good as Kylie matadors her into the ringpost. Mai slinks onto the apron and stands outside as Mac tosses Zed over the top rope battle-royal style, much to the delight of those in attendance in Calgary.

Kylie and Bridget nod at each other in approval while Mac has already opted to deliver more punishment through the air, choosing a suicide dive onto Zed while also knocking over Stank and Mai. Bridget and Kylie join the fracas on the outside as Angelo Barros begins issuing threats to throw the whole match out as the brawling has swallowed up any semblance of order.

Russ: “There are times where technique in the ring is the last thing on the mind of an OOWF wrestler. We have six cases of that right now.”
Razz: “Let these six go all night! Just give them whatever they need. Just … Make the magic happen!”

Zed is chased around the ring by Mac and rolls under the bottom rope with Mac a step behind. As Mac is climbing into the ring, BRICK~! tugs at Mac’s ankle, giving the Zed the opening to drape Mac’s throat across the top rope just as he turned around to see Zed. Mac drops to a knee on the apron as Zed brings him in and starts to work him over with forearm strikes and a few punches to the side of Mac’s skull. Barros deems those two to be legal as Zed drags Mac to the Saints and Pals corner and tags in Stank, all while Mai starts to choke Mac with the tag rope. Zed, Mai and Stank each get their turn at putting the boots to Mac as Bridget’s protests inadvertently draw Barros’ attention away from the shenanigans.

Mac falls face-first onto the mat after about 90 seconds of the beatdown, with Mai tagging in to stretch him out in a series of submission tries and a few nerve holds. Mai tags in Stank, who works Mac over with an assortment of throws and slams. Stank even teases Bridget by dragging Mac just far enough to stretch for a tag, but then taking him back to the center of the ring. Bridget again tries to charge in, only for Kylie to pull her back and explain that Bridget’s temper is not an asset at the moment. Barros spins around to see Zed holding Mac in a chinlock and sees nothing wrong with it, although there never was a recognized tag. Mac tries to power out of the hold, getting Zed off the ground in the process. Mac surges back and drop on top of Zed to break the hold and earn a quick respite. Mac tries to crawl toward his team’s corner, pulling within inches when Zed bounds across the ring to drill Bridget with a forearm as Kylie is yanked down by BRICK~!. Mac pounds the mat in frustration as Zed stalks him. Just as Zed tries to pull him toward the center of the ring, Bridget tags herself in and barrels through Zed and Mai, who just opted to interject herself into the proceedings. Stank also steps in and takes a dropkick to the jaw for his troubles. Kylie also hops in as the two women connect on three double dropkicks, first Stank, then Mai and finally Zed.

Mac sits in the corner and catches his air as Bridget and Kylie work on some sweet double-team moves on Zed, using Kylie’s speed to cross him up before Bridget rages on whatever is in her path. A lariat nearly takes Zed’s head off as Bridget loads up the O’Mallet, swinging wildly and missing Zed, but nailing Kylie. A distraught Bridget tries to check on Kylie as Zed rolls her up for 2.5, and that’s with the tights being held. Zed tags in Mai, who hops over the top rope and peppers Bridget with a series of kicks. A swinging neck breaker gets 2 just before a standing senton also gets two slaps from Barros. As Kylie shakes the cobwebs, Mac is trying to urge Bridget over to make a tag. Mai us backdropped over the top by Bridget, purely from desperation. Bridget then makes the slow crawl to her team’s corner, opting to tag in Kylie, who is legal for the first time in the bout. Her reward is Stank, who was tagged in by a recently reentered Mai. Stank mocking takes a knee to see eye-to-eye with the diminutive Kylie, who delivers a slap and a kick to the face for his troubles. A dropkick to the still-kneeling Stank gets 1 before Stank presses Kylie into her team’s corner. Bridget tags herself in, trying a pin and getting shot off at 1.5. Bridget tries again, waving Kylie in to pile on. Stank presses both off with ease as Barros refuses to acknowledge the double pin. Mac is waved in and drives an elbow to Stank’s sternum and covers him with Bridget and Kylie jumping on. No matter to Stank, who presses all three off and draws a respect applause from the Calgary faithful.

Stank picks up Bridget and tosses her into the corner before following with a quick splash in said corner. Stank holds Bridget in position for a Muscle Buster, before Mac makes a save with a dropkick to Stank’s left knee. Bridget falls mostly without harm, putting the kickpads to Stank as Barros is trying to figure out if those two are still legal. Bridget tries ti cinch in an STF, but can’t move Stank’s legs all that well. Bridget then opts for a Dragon Sleeper, standing while Stank is still on a knee. Stank is starting to fade when BRICK~! gets onto the apron, as Barros goes to chase BRICK~! off, Mai punches Bridget right in the throat, which draws in Mac. That brings in Zed and Kylie hops in, too. All six combatants are back to brawling as Barros is trying to pull Mac and Zed apart. Then Mai and Kylie. Finally, Bridget and Stank. All to no avail.

Another try at pulling Zed and Mac apart gets Barros a shove to the canvas. Barros immediately springs up and calls for a bell. Barros then waves over ring announcer Mike Elevenbee before relaying his decision.

Ladies and gentlemen, OOWF Official Angelo Barros has thrown this match out (18:48). The result of this match is a double disqualification.

While the decision is unpopular, the fighting inside ring has many still worked up. Zed posts himself on a corner charge, allowing Mac to usurp the steel chair that BRICK~! was about to slide in for Zed’s use. Mac starts swinging for the fences, clearing out Mai and Stank as Bridget and Kylie also take steps backwards as Mac still wields the chair. Finally Bridget talks Mac out of further chair-aided damage as the three stand tall, despite not being winners in the bout.

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#858)
Live! From Vancouver, British Columbia
July 4. 2018

ALEXANDER DARLING vs. STAN FULTON

Not the match everyone was expecting here. Alex and Stan work a very methodical careful match with Stan using his size advantage to keep Alex grounded, while Alex uses his speed to keep Fulton off balance. The match stays surprisingly clean given their history. At one point Alex tries a top rope clothesline, but Fulton spins him down to the mat with a black hole slam, Fulton tries the drop line, but Alex rolls out of the way. As Fulton gets to one knee, Alex nails him with a shining wizard to the side of the head and Fulton falls between the ropes to the floor. Alex dives between the ropes and tries to take out Fulton, but Fulton moves and Alex crashes into the guardrail. The two brawl around ringside, completely ignoring the referee’s count. Finally we hit ten, and the ref calls for the bell.
WINNER – double count out in 19:33

BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. STANK

Stank picks up the win in a hard fought match. Bridget appeared to have the match won after hitting the O’Mallet and trapping Stank in a triangle choke, but Stank had his foot on the bottom rope. As Bridget celebrated Stank attacks from behind and hits a triple Stank bomb for the win.
WINNER in 21:04 – Stank

JACK BULLET & SHIZURU vs. GHOSTHEAD & SHANNON MANN

Jack starts things for his team, and we have a pretty standard match. Shannon and Ghost gain the upper hand and Bullet takes a beating. Ghost throws Bullet into the corner and demands Shizuru tag in, but instead, Shizuru hops off the apron and heads to the back, Ghost gives chase and Shizuru flees for his life. Meanwhile inside the ring, Bullet digs deep against Shannon and fights back, with the crowd firmly on his side. He rallies and hits the silver bullet, but cannot take advantage of it. As he crawls across the ring, Kazuo and Masaru distract the referee so he doesn’t see Bullet’s cover. Shizuru shows up again, slides into the ring and grabs Bullet and hits a psycho driver! Shizuru lovingly puts Shannon on top of Bullet, gently brushing the hair from her face, then disappears. The referee turns around, sees the pin, and makes the count.
WINNERS in 18:41 – Ghosthead & Shannon Mann

ALEXIS DARLING vs. MATT FOLZ

"Life is Beautiful" brings out Alexis Darling, still limping a bit after her match last week. She awaits in the ring as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" brings out PHWF World Champion and one half of the OOWF World Tag Team Champions Matt Folz. The referee checks both competitors for weapons and then calls for the bell.

They lock up and Matt easily takes her down. Matt backs up to the center of the ring, they lock up again and again Matt easily takes her down. Another lock up and this time Alexis with a thumb to the eye that the referee doesn't see and a European Uppercut that rocks Matt. Alexis shoots Matt off the ropes and hits a Spinning Heel Kick. A Butterfly Suplex is followed by a Brainbuster that gets 2. Alexis whips Matt into the corner and charges, but Matt moves out of the way and Alexis hits her ankle on the ring post. Matt with a head and arm Folzplex to put Lexie down before he takes a second to catch his breath.

Matt drags Alexis to the corner and rolls out of the ring. He grabs Alexis's leg and slams her ankle into the post once...twice...and one more time for good measure. Matt rolls back in to break the count and rolls back out and slams Alexis's ankle onto the ring apron. Matt rolls back into the ring, backs up and mockingly laughs as he sees Alexis using the ropes to pull herself up. Matt allows her to do so and then sends her right back down with a chop block. Matt with an elbow drop and a stomp to the injured ankle before he applies the Ankle Lock. Alexis looks in a ton of pain and has her hand up seeming like she might tap but she shakes her head and manages to just get a grip on the bottom rope. The referee calls for the break but Matt ignores it. The referee begins to count but Matt ignores that as well. The referee reaches 5 and calls for the bell.

Winner (Disqualification, 6:21) Alexis Darling.

Matt still has the hold applied and looks ready to fully break Alexis's ankle, when Alexander Darling comes sprinting to the ring and grabs Matt and throws him across the ring. Matt gets up and gets in Alex's face but oddly shakes his head and slides out of the ring. Stan, Stank, Mai and Shizru come down but Matt just shakes his head and tells them to back off. Moose is on the top of the ramp, big cigar in his mouth as he watches this. Alex helps his sister to his feet and helps her to the back. Moose and Alex lock eyes as they pass one another.

KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. ZED

Russ: "Twenty minutes. I cannot belive this match is still going on!"
Razz : My girl Kylie is back and proving herself to be the competitor she is!

Connecting with a European uppercut, Zed knocked Kylie off balance before following things up by taking her off her feet and throwing her to the mat with a scoop slam. Jumping into the air as high as he possibly could, Zed stretched his legs forward as he came down, dropping his leg across Kylie’s throat with a leg drop. Rolling backwards and pushing himself up to a hand stand, he dropped down to his feet before slapping his hands together with a clap and then jumping straight into the air once more. This time, he came down with an elbow drop to Kylie’s chest! Rolling over to his stomach, he quickly pushed himself up before side stepping to position himself beside Kylie with his back turned to her. Going aerial, Zed flipped backwards through the air while twisting his body before coming down with a corkscrew moonsault. At least that’s what he had in mind originally before crashing to the canvas as Kylie quickly rolled out of the way.

Zed rolled along the mat in pain as Kylie slowly pushed herself back to her feet. With Zed down, Kylie went on the attack, not giving him the opportunity to get back to his feet. Zed looked up to the lights before Kylie came into view, leaping into the air and coming down on his head with a high knee drop! She rolled forward after connecting, continuously rising to her feet. Pulling Zed up from the mat, Kylie held him in place with one hand as she fired away with the other, connecting with back to back right hands to Zed’s face. Ducking down, she wrapped him up before lifting him up and over, slamming him to his back with a northern lights suplex. Kylie popped to her feet as Zed slowly raised up to a seated position. Running past him, Kylie hit the ropes in front of him before coming back with even more speed and hitting him in the chest with a running dropkick. Zed’s body flew backwards before crashing against the mat and shortly after, Kylie was on top of him to make the cover.

ONE

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The officials hand swung downward towards the mat, stopping just an inch away from making the two count before Zed kicked out. Kylie pushed herself up to her knees before reaching her hand underneath the back of Zed’s head and lifting it up from the mat. Swinging with her other arm, she connected with a stiff right to his face before standing to her feet and pulling Zed up as well. Locking onto Zed’s wrist, Kylie then went to whip him to the far corner but before she could release, Zed reversed the throw and sent her racing to the corner instead. Crashing against the corner, Kylie looked ahead like a deer in the headlights as Zed was airborne and flying straight at her. Connecting with a body splash, Zed then dropped to his feet before gabbing ahold of Kylie’s arm and pulling her away from the corner. He whipped her across the ring and sent her racing to the opposite corner and just as she crashed into it, he took off once more. Running across the ring and gaining speed with each step, Zed then leaped through the air before planting both feet into Kylie’s stomach. Grabbing onto her head with both hands, he then rolled backwards, pulling her down with him, and as his back hit the mat, he sent Kylie straight into the air with a monkey flip. And landed on her back in the center of the ring with a thud as the crowd begin to grow louder and louder.

Kylie slowly pushed herself up but before she could stand, Zed was there with a double axe-handle to the back, knocking her flat on her stomach. Pulling Kylie to her feet, Zed connected with one, the two, and then three open hand strikes to the face before spinning in place and throwing his arm up as he wiped her out with a spinning lariat takedown. Pushing himself up from the mat, he hopped over Kylie’s body and ran to the nearby ropes. Jumping through the air, he planted both feet on the middle rope before springboarding off and flipping backwards through the air. Landing across Kylie’s body, Zed connected with the springboard moonsault and hooked her leg for the pin with the official on standby.

ONE

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TW–

Popping her shoulder up from the mat, Kylie escaped the pinfall attempt just before the two count. Not giving her a single second to catch a breather, Zed swung down and connected with a palm strike to her face before rolling her over to her stomach. Wrapping his arm around her throat, Zed locked in a sleeper hold as he stood to his feet and dragged Kylie up from the mat. She grabbed his forearm with both hands, pulling at it as hard as she could in an attempt to pry herself from the sleeper hold. She tried, but wasn’t too successful as Zed had the sleeper locked in tight. Moments passed as Kylie’s struggle eased up, slowly being worn down due to the lack of oxygen. Her legs gave out from under her as she fell to a seated position on the mat. Zed continued cutting off her oxygen supply before eventually Kylie showed no signs of movement. Kneeling beside them, the official grabbed Kylie’s arm and slowly raised it into the air. Holding it up for a short moment, he then released it. Her arm dropped straight down to her side. Grabbing her arm again, the official raised it a second time, holding it up for just a few seconds before releasing it. Again, her arm dropped down by her side as Zed continued squeezing tightly with the sleeper hold. Grabbing Kylie’s arm and raising it a final time, the official held it up for a few seconds before releasing it. Kylie’s arm dropped to her side, stopping just before her hand came in contact with the mat. She then shot her arm straight into the air as her eyes opened wide.

Zed was shocked at the sight but kept the sleeper hold locked in while standing behind him. Using Zed for leverage, Kylie fought her way upwards, standing to her feet while still being choked by Zed. Turning her body just enough while being held, she then swung her arm inward towards Zed, hitting him in the stomach with an elbow. She swung her arm a second time, hitting him with another elbow and then a third, finally forcing Zed to release his hold. Zed took a step back, struggling for breath after having the air knocked from his lungs. Kicking her leg up from the ground, Kylie then spun in place, whipping her leg around and connecting with a hook kick to Zed’s head! Zed fell backwards before tripping over his feet and crashing to the mat. Before Zed could find his way back to his feet, Kylie rushed in, leveling him with an enzuigiri as he rose to one knee right there on the spot! Making the cover, she went for the pin as the official dropped in beside them with the count.

ONE

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TWO

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Kicking out just before the three, Zed not only shocked the crowd but also Kylie as well. She stood to her feet and paced the ring for a short moment before moving in and pulling Zed up from the mat. Swatting Kylie’s hands away and breaking her hold, Zed then kicked her in the stomach as hard as he could, forcing her to buckle over from the impact. Grabbing ahold of her head with both hands, Zed then jumped up and came down, pulling Kylie along with him and smashing her face into the canvas with a sit-out facebuster. Rolling over to her back, Kylie held both hands over her face before finally fighting through the pair and pushing herself up. Stepping in as she stood, Zed slapped her across the chest with back to back knife edge chops before positioning himself beside her and slamming her face to the canvas once again with a front face slam. Kylie still wasn’t going down without a fight as she forced herself back to her feet, struggling to do so. As she looked up, Zed was right there, leaping into the air and wrapping both legs around her head. Falling backwards, Zed lifted her off her feet before throwing her across the ring with a hurricanrKylie! Kylie’s back smacked the mat and she rolled forward up to her feet. From across the ring, Zed rushed her but before he could connect with a clothesline, Kylie spun around and planted her foot into his stomach with a spinning back kick, stopping him in his tracks. The kick forced Zed to lunge over as the air escaped his lungs.

Kicking upward, she kissed his face with a kick that stood him completely upright. Dropping her foot back to the ground, Kylie then kicked her other leg up, connecting with a solid kick to the side of Zed’s head. After lowering that leg, she then kicked her other one up and swung around as hard as she could, using her momentum to bring stars to Zed’s vision as she connected with a third kick. Jumping into the air, she planted both feet into his chest with a high angle dropkick, sending him stumbling backwards and crashing into the corner. Kylie quickly pushed herself back to her feet and once standing, she charged towards the corner where Zed was propped against it. Leaping into the air feet first, Kylie drove a single foot into Zed’s face with a running single leg dropkick ! She dropped to the mat and not far behind, Zed stumbled forward in a daze, tripping over her body and falling face first to the mat. Rolling towards the ropes, he slid out of the ring collecting himself, reaching for the lower rope to pull himself back in, Kylie slowly rising, they both freeze as the bell rings singaling the end of the match.
WINNER – 30 minute time limit draw

MAI MUYO vs. MAC FLASHER

The bell rings with Mai Muyo charging Mac Flasher with a dropkick and a series of kicks to his legs before a chop to the throat puts Mac on his back. Mai climbs the ropes and tries an elbow drop but gets nothing but canvas as Mac kips up and then spears Mai as she returned to a vertical base. The two continue their brawl before “Junior” Hale separates them and warns each for the excessive use of closed fists.

Russ: “I’d say this is uncharacteristic of both of these two, but Mai Muyo has made some interesting choices in allies in recent weeks while Mac … Well, lord knows what’s going on in his brain.”
Razz: “If he knew, that would make one more than the current number.”

Mac and Mai try to play it straight with a chain-wrestling sequence that leads to a couple standoffs and the requisite applause at each pause. Mac invites Mai into a test of strength, only to eat a boot to the stomach and some rope-based offense as Mai holds Mac’s hand through repeated springboard strikes from the ropes. Mai’s knee buckles on the last strike, causing great concern from Mac and Mai’s remaining fans. Hale checks on Mai, who insists that she can still fight. Mac gives Mai her space while Mai is urging Mac to continue the bout. Hale reluctantly allows the fight to continue with Mac taking advantage of Mai’s limited mobility before wrestling her to the mat and working on the knee. A kneebar almost gains a submission with Mai breaking free with a boot to Mac’s face. Mai crawls to the ropes and tries to stand up, but stumbles before rolling to the outside. Mac follows with a few shots to the face his reward for the chase. Mac soon overpowers Mai and tries to roll her inside when “Scarecrow” plays. Mac, who was just about to climb through the ropes, pauses and stares down the aisle. What Mac cannot see is Moosehead Jack emerging from the crowd behind Mac.

Russ: “If Mac Flasher ever had the ability to see behind him …”
Razz: “Too late. If Moosehead Jack can get this surprise advantage, eyes in the back of your head are just another thing he can injure.”

Mai, seeing Moose, turns on the acting chops and writhes in screaming pain on the mat, concerning Hale greatly as Moose climbs over the barricade and drills Mac in the kidneys with Happy Deth Bat IV. Moose continues the assault on Mac’s lower back, all while Mai keeps Hale occupied. Moose hops over the barricade as Mai’s pain magically subsides, leaving her able to hop around as she waits on Mac to return to the ring. Hale sees Mac face down on the mats outside, and begins his count. Mac lay motionless on the mats as Hale hits 10.

Your winner (count out, 8:42), Mai Muyo.

Mai celebrates her win and sudden recovery as Moose reemerges with a different official via the same route as earlier.

Russ: “You don’t think?”
Razz: “Mac wanted the old Moosehead Jack. He may have gotten worse!”

Moose grabs a lifeless Mac and hoists him in position for the GTSF. Moose strikes Mac’s head with a sickening thud and waves the second official over.

1 … 2 … 3! WINNER AND NEW DDT IRONMAN HEAVY METAL CHAMPION … MOOSEHEAD JACK!

Moose takes the title from the official and adds a few stomps to Mac for good measure until Bridget O’Malley charges down the aisle. Moose snickers at Bridget before taking his newly won championship with him from where he came. Bridget frantically motions for OOWF Medical to come to ringside as blood starts to come from Mac’s mouth as he coughs.

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. BEER MONEY – One Hour Iron Man Cage Match

The crowd is hot for this one. BEF wins the first fall after fifteen minutes when Bill catches SYB with a Freebird for the pin. Beer Money evens the score when Skurge catches Justin with a top rope Canadian Destroyer. Thankfully Bill broke up the second attempt at a pin before BM could go up 2-1. BM takes the lead anyway after 37 minutes of action after a Jersey Turnpike and a roll up. BM goes up 3-1 after SYB KO’s Bill with a roll of quarters only five minutes later. BFE rally and cut it to 3-2 with only 10 minutes left when Justin hits the DOUGHAWK and pins Skurge. The two teams battle frantically with BM trying to keep BFE from getting another pin. Bill hits a Mason Dixon line on SYB from the top of the cage and covers, but the time runs out just before the three count and BM takes the win!
WINNERS (3-2) in 60:00 – Beer Money

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MidWeek Mayhem Alaskan Massacre
Live! From Juneau, Alaska
June 27, 2018

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. BEER MONEY – Weapons in a Box, on a Pole Match

“Insane in the Brain” plays and Awesome Bill From Dawsonville and Justin sane come out on Drunky and Drunkette, being led to the ring by Ellie May From Elijay. The crowd loses their minds and give the successful Polar Bear Fighters (promo to be added later) as the climb into the ring. The cheers stop when BEER MONEY’S AWESOME THEME SONG plays. (awesome theme song also to be edited in later). As SYB and Skurge make their way to the ring, SYB slips in some donkey piles and damn near falls on his ass. The crowd roars with laughter and SYB screams “NO ONE LAUGS AT SYB” and he charges into the ring and attacks Justin and Bill.

SYB grabs Justin and slams him into the corner and chokes him on the top rope. Just as Bill is about to get SYB, Skurge attacks him from behind. Skurge pulls a dazed Bill to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a SUPERKICK to the jaw, then drives Bill to the mat with a hangman’s neckbreaker! Skurge doesn’t bother covering, he heads to the corner and tries to climb the poll for a mystery weapon. Across the ring, SYB climbs over Justin, still choking him on the ropes and somehow gets up the pole and opens the box and pulls out………….A GIANT RUBBER DILDO! SYB howls in anger as the crowd roars in laughter. SYB snarls and slides down the pole and leaps from the top rope and tries to nail Justin, but Justin moves and SYB lands on his feet, Justin sweeps his legs, then hits a springboard legdrop. SYB rolls out of the ring to the floor (sans dildo) and falls to the floor.

Meanwhile on the other side of the ring, Bill catches Skurge before Skurge can get to the mystery box. Bill and Skurge are fighting on the top rope. Skurge rakes Bill’s eyes and kicks him in the chest sending bill crashing through the German Announce Table. Fortunately no Germans were harmed in the making of this spot as they were all in the back deep in mourning over Germany being booted from the World Cup – already. Bill crashes through the table and Skurge once again tries to climb the pole when Justin charges into that corner and hits an impressive leaping shining wizard to the side of Skurge’s head, sending him crashing through the Blind Fans of the OOWF Honorary Table. Poor things, they never saw it coming.

Justin gets to his feet and starts climbing the pole, but he only gets a short way before SYB slides back into the ring and runs to the corner and hits the JERSEY TURNPIKE on Justin, sending him to the mat. SYB starts to climb the ropes, but Bill recovers and slides into the ring, gets under SYB and hits a RUNNING BUCKLE BOMB on SYB! SYB’s head crashes into the turnbuckle, he might be dead. Bill climbs the pole quickly (remember, Dawsonville Pole Climbing Champion) and opens the second mystery box and pulls out……….a FEATHER BOA…..a feather boa? who thought up these weapons? Somehow SYB has recovered and is staggering around the ring, Bill puts the Boa on and leaps from the top rope and hits SYB with a SUPER ATOMIC ELBOW! SYB seriously might have just been Cyril’d. Bill wraps the boa around SYB throat and starts choking him, a bit redundant since he is dead. Now, while all this is going on, Justin is struggling to his feet from the Jersey Turnpike, Skurge has climbed out of the wreckage of the Blind Fans of the OOWF Honorary Table and has climbed one of the poles from the outside and opens the Mystery Box and pulls out………A GUN……wait, WHAT? Skurge jumps off the top rope and puts the gun to the side of Bill’s temple, Bill stops choking the recently deceased SYB and slowly gets to his feet, Justin turns around and Skurge points the gun at Justin and he stands next to Bill. The crowd is suddenly silenced. Skurge smirks and points the gun back and forth between the two, and we hear

Eenie, meany, miney, moe
Catch a tiger by his toe
If he hollers let him go
Eenie, meany, miney, moe

<Slight pause>

My mother told me to pick the very best one
And you……are………it

Skurge points the gun at Bill and pulls the trigger and silly string comes out the end. Skurge immediately regrets his decision. Bill charges and nearly cuts Skurge in half with a spear. They brawl for a few minutes, mixing it up hockey style, then Bill tries to clothesline Skurge out of the ring, but Skurge ducks and dumps Bill to the outside, he lands awkwardly on his shoulder and remains down. Ellie May runs over to check on him.

SYB, who it turns out wasn’t dead after all, is leaning on the ropes to stand. Skurge clotheslines Justin from behind and the beat down on Justin begins. Ellie May stops tending to Bill and climbs onto the apron and calls SYB over and starts to flirt, SYB naturally falls for it and comes over and makes every manner of inappropriate comments while thrusting his junk in her direction. Ellie May reaches into her jacket pocket and pulls out some lipstick and SYB’s eyes light up. Ellie May coyly turns around to apply the lipstick, but instead pulls a bottle of PCPL out of her pocket and downs a large gulp. She turns back around and SYB lunges, but Ellie May exhales a large breath on him, SYB nearly turns green, gags and drops to his knees choking. Elli May hops off the apron, smirks at a gagging SYB, then helps Bill to his feet.

Across the ring, Skurge is decimating Justin, hitting him with a choke slam backbreaker and holding him there trying for a submission. Justin refuses to give, so Skurge pulls him to his feet and lifts him for a brainbuster, but he gets a little too close to the final Mystery Box and Justin is able to slip free, land on the top rope, climb the poll and open the last Mystery Box and……………..BEAST POPS OUT!

Beast comes out of the box and leaps to the mat, hitting Skurge with a FIST TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD! Skurge flails backward and falls out of the ring. SYB is just getting to his feet, he turns around and sees BEAST standing there with the giant rubber dildo and SYB screams in horror. BEAST grabs him and sends him to the ropes and WHIPS the giant rubber dildo right across SYB’s face! SYB is OUT. COLD. BEAST then leaves the ring and disappears to the back! Face it, this could have gone a WHOLE lot worse for SYB. Justin hops off the top rope, looking a bit in shock, he walks over to SYB then falls on him and covers, the crowd counts along, ONE……..TWO……THREE!
WINNERS in 21:49 – Banned From Everywhere

Skurge slowly gets to his feet, helped up by the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth. He gets steadied, then grabs SYB and pulls him from the ring, lays him on the floor then drags him to the back while Mantooth steadies him.

GHOSTHEAD vs. SHIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU-COX – Black Cat Match, Loser Gets Ten Lashes

Mike Elevenbee has the mic for the rules

”Ladies and Gentlemen the rules of the match are as follows. The winner of the match has to hang his opponent over the top rope with his feet off the mat for a count of five. But before that can happen, the man being hung must be bleeding. In addition to those rules, the loser of the match is to receive ten lashes from his opponent

Ghost is announced and makes his way to the ring, accompanied by Shannon, to mixed cheers from the crowd. Ghost steps between the ropes and waits silently in the corner. The Crusade by Lovebites plays and Shizuru-Mume Maguniku-Cox makes his way to the ring, glaring at Ghost. Sizzle holds the strap for the match and points it at Ghost, who remains motionless. Sizzle climbs onto the apron and hangs the strap over the ring post. He steps into the ring and walks right up to Ghost in the middle of the ring. The two engage in a long stare down before Sizzle hauls off and SLAPS the shit out of Ghost. Ghost glares at him while the fans start a GHOST IS GONNA KILL YOU chant. Undaunted, Sizzle kicks Ghost low and takes him to the mat and hammers him with punches to the side of the face. Sizzle gets to his feet and waits for Ghost to get to a knee, then Sizzle charges in and kicks Ghost’s knee from beneath him. Sizzle repeatedly stomps on Ghost’s knee, then traps him in an Indian Death lock. There are no pinfalls, submissions, count outs or disqualifications in this match so Sizzle could literally break Ghost’s knee here!

Ghost finally frees himself from the Indian Death lock and gets to his feet with a noticeable limp. He staggers into the corner and Sizzle charges, but Ghost gets a boot up, his bad knee, and Sizzle slams into it and staggers to the mat before finally falling to his hands and knees. In the corner, Ghost snarls then limp runs toward Sizzle and hits a PUNT to the side of the head! Sizzle flips over and stares glassy eyed at the ceiling, Ghost falls to one knee, then rolls out of the ring and tries to walk it off a bit. Inside the ring, Sizzle fights to his feet and turns and snarls at Ghost. Sizzle charges and dives over the top rope at Ghost, Ghost moves and Sizzle SLAMS into the guardrail face first. Sizzle remains on the floor for a disturbingly long time. Ghost turns and clears off the Moroccan announce table, then pulls Sizzle to his feet.

Sizzle has been busted open what we call, hardway. He is an absolute bloody mess. Like, Bill Alfonzo levels of gore. Ghost pulls him to his feet and rolls him onto the announce table, then grabs him and goozles him for a chokeslam! But Sizzle isn’t dead, yet. He kicks Ghost low, then grabs him and lifts him and PILEDRIVES him through the table! The crowd gasps and even Shannon looks concerned. Sizzle slowly climbs out of the rubble and throws pieces of table aside and we see Ghost clutching the back of his neck, but not bloody. Sizzle looks down, then grabs a couple of chairs, he slides one under Ghost’s head, then takes the other and repeatedly slams it down on Ghost. Shannon runs over and pleads with Sizzle to stop. Ghost smiles through the blood and bows to Shannon “anything for Sha-na-nanon san”. Sizzle throws the chair aside, and we see a pool of blood by Ghost’s head. Sizzle pulls him up and rolls him into the ring, grabs the length of rope from the table and slides in after him. Sizzle loops it around Ghost’s neck and pulls him up and dumps him over the top rope to the floor. Sizzle grabs the rope and struggles, but he manages to pull Ghost to his feet, then off his feet! The referee starts the count, ONE…..TWO…….THREE……FOU……Ghost snaps to and gets his leg up on the apron, breaking the count. He grabs the rope and falls off the apron, whipping Sizzle over the top rope to the floor.

Sizzle lands with a sickening thud, and Ghost glares at him and slowly removes the rope from his neck. He throws it back into the ring and walks over to Sizzle and stomps on the back of his head. Ghost pulls Sizzle to his feet and throws him into then hefts him to the top rope. Ghost sets up and hits a TOP ROPE HORROR DRIVER! Ok, THIS has to be a homicide, right? Ghost grabs the rope and loops it around Sizzle’s neck and throws him over the top rope. Ghost fights to pull Sizzle up, his knee buckling several times, but finally he gets him off his feet, Sizzle struggles and fights, getting an actual pop from the crowd, then goes limp. The referee counts ONE…….TWO……THREE……FOUR…….FIVE! Ghost drops Sizzle and falls to the mat holding his knee.
WINNER in 25:11 – Ghosthead

The referee gets the rope from around Sizzle’s neck and helps him to his feet. Sizzle looks into the ring and sees Ghost standing there with the leather strap. Sizzle looks at the referee, then slides into the ring with a determined look on his face. He grabs the top rope and stands there, he looks back at Ghost

DO IT!

<Ghost whips him>

AGAIN!

<Ghost whips him>

AGAIN!

<Ghost whips him>

AGAIN!

<This goes on for ten lashes, for the last few Sizzle nearly falls to his knees but refuses to go down. The crowd is actually booing Ghost pretty loudly when he finishes. The lashes stop, Sizzle’s back is a bloody mess of welts, Ghost and Shannon turn to leave the ring, but Sizzle turns around and points to Shannon>

Now you.

<Shannon shakes her head, then takes the lash and UNLOADS on Sizzle, ten shots in quick succession puts Sizzle on the mat in intense pain. He slides out of the ring to the floor. Shannon drops the lash and she and Ghost leave the ring. The crowd boos them mercilessly>

Sizzle is sitting ringside staring at his bloody hands and something is clearly not well at the Sizzle Home. Sizzle reaches under the ring and grabs a bag, he pulls something out of it, then slides the rest into the ring. Sizzle gets to his feet and charges after the pair, a hard elbow to the back of the head drops Shannon, Ghost turns around and we see what Sizzle has in his hands, a stun gun. As in a legit, no shit, stun gun. He zaps Ghost, no added sound effects necessary, and Ghost goes down. Sizzle hits him again and again until Ghost is convulsing on the ground. Sizzle grabs Shannon and rolls her back into the ring, then grabs a cloth and spray from his bag, ETHER! He puts the rag over Shannon’s mouth and nose and within a few seconds Shannon goes limp. Once again to the bag, Sizzle pulls out what appears to be a…….it’s a WEDDING GOWN! He slips it over her head, then puts on a tux jacked with tails on. He pulls her to her feet and dances with her, then performs a “wedding ceremony”

Does Sizzle love Sha-na-nanon Man? Yes! Does Sha-na-nanon love Sizzle? <high pitched voice> YES! Then Shannon and Sizzle are man and wife!

Sizzle dances with Shannon again, then dips her deep and gives her a big, bloody kiss, smearing his blood all over her face. The crowd is now booing the SHIT out of Sizzle. He lifts Shannon in his arms and walks up the ramp, past where medics are working on Ghost, and he carries her across the mantle into the back.


THE DARLINGS vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS

Russ: Welcome to this week's edition of OOWF Mayhem. I'm Russ, this is Razz and this week we start with a barn burner folks. The World Tag Team Champions Matt Folz and Stan Fulton in a non title match against the Darling Twins.

Razz: Matt and Stan laid out some of the history between these two teams last night. Nothing but bad blood on both sides, this one could get ugly quick folks.

Russ: Let's head to the ring.

"Friction" brings Alexander and Alexis Darling down to the ring to a mixed but mostly positive reaction. They warm up in the ring as "Laser Cannon Deth Sentence" brings down the reigning OOWF Tag Team Champions. Matt and Stan don't take their eyes off their opponents as they get in the ring. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway.

Matt and Alex start off for their respective teams and immediately start going after one another with hard right hands. Matt whips Alex off the ropes and looks for a Spinebuster but Alex elbows Matt in the back of his head. Alex with a snap suplex and he tags in his sister. Alexis heads up top and nails Matt with a missile dropkick and covers for 2. For the next few minutes the Darlings use their natural chemistry and keep Matt off balance with quick tags in and out, using nice double team moves to get several 2 counts. Alexis goes for the Bitch Killer but Matt rakes her eyes to escape and rolls to his corner to tag in Stan.

Fulton comes in and lands a few kicks to Alexis's leg, then drops an elbow across the inside of her knee and torques trying for a submission. Alexis reaches the ropes and Fulton breaks. Fulton gets to his feet and pulls Alexis to the ropes and puts her foot on the bottom rope and drops his weight across Alexis's leg. Alexis howls in pain and grabs her leg dragging herself to the middle of the ring. Fulton grabs her leg again and turns her over in a half crab pulling back on that injured leg. The referee asks Alexis if she wants to quit, but she refuses. Fulton reaches out and tags in Folz, Folz comes in and he grabs the leg that Fulton had been working on and slams Alexis's ankle hard to the mat. Matt backs up a step and laughs as he sees Alexis use the ropes to pull herself up before chop blocking her ankle. Matt tries for the ankle lock but Alexis uses her other leg to kick Matt off. Matt recovers and grabs Alexis's leg but Alexis nails him with an enziguri. Alexis struggles to her corner as Matt tries to clear the cobwebs and make his way to his corner. Matt makes the tag to Stan, Stan comes in and tries to cut off the tag but Alexis reaches up and makes the tag to Alex.

Alex comes in a house on fire, nailing Stan with huge shots that move the big man back. Matt tries to cut Alex off but Alex nails him as well. Alex sets up for the Darling Driver but Matt nails him from behind. This draws Alexis in and all 4 start brawling. Matt dumps Alexis over the top and follows to slam her head into the steps. Back in the ring, the momentum of a Stan clothesline sends both him and Alex out of the ring also. Matt now starts hammering on Alex from behind as Stan moves over and works on Alexis. The referee is in the ring counting but neither team is paying any attention. The referee shrugs and calls for the bell.

Official result (10:22) Double Count out.

The match may have ended but the action has not as Stan gives Alexis a Backcut Slam on the concrete floor. Meanwhile, Matt has grabbed a steel chair, but Alex gives him a low blow and grabs it himself. Alex is about to drive it down on Matt's head when someone grabs it from behind. Alex turns and sees that it's MOOSEHEAD JACK! Alex smirks and dares Moose to attack him, but this costs him as Matt gets back to his feet and pulls Alex into an Angle Slam. We hear Alex's head hitting the concrete with a sick thud. Matt, Stan and Moose walk to their back with their arms raised as the crowd boos the hell out of them.

Russ: The Saints may have won the first battle but this war is just getting started folks.

FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO – Steel Cage Match

Fire comes to the ring first, Eco comes with her and takes his spot in the corner. The crowd cheers as Fire steps into the ring. We see Fire has her hand HEAVILY bandaged. Not a good sign. Mai comes out next, accompanied by Moose. Mai is booed loudly, but makes her way to the ring with her head held high, ignoring the fans. Mai looks at Fire and smirks. Fire glares at Mai, then looks over her shoulder and sees Moose standing there and snarls at him. Mai steps into the cage and the referee locks the door and the bell rings!

Mai and Fire slowly circle, each one with their hands out ready to strike, both feign a few punches, then Mai feigns a right, Fire ducks, and Mai kicks her injured hand, dropping Fire to a knee. Mai grabs a side headlock, but Fire fights out of it with a BACKDROP DRIVER! Mai lands hard on the back of her head, but most of Mai’s weight comes down on Fire’s hand. Fire is on her knees holding her hand, Mai gets up and charges in for a short dropkick to the face, but Fire moves out of the way and Mai crashes into the corner, once again landing on the back of her head. Fire pounces and hammers her with shots to the face with her non injured hand.

Fire gets angrier and angrier and starts dropping forearms down across Mai. Mai catches the last shot and rolls Fire into a Fujiwara arm bar! Fire struggles to the ropes but finally grabs the bottom rope for the break. Mai spins to her feet as Fire sits at the ropes holding her elbow and hand. Mai smirks again, she seems to be content picking Fire apart piece by piece.

Fire gets to her feet and Mai charges, but Fire moves and traps her in the corner and lands several high knees to Mai’s face. The last one catches Mai right on the nose, and she immediately staggers away pouring blood from her nose. Fire grabs her from behind and runs her face first into the cage. Mai staggers backward and Fire grabs her and lifts her and drops her between the cage and the ropes. She slams Mai’s head repeatedly into the cage, then climbs on the bottom rope and lands several hard kicks to the back of Mai’s face driving her into the steel. Mai finally slumps to the mat, Fire pulls her back into the ring and covers, but Mai kicks out at two.

Fire slaps the mat in frustration, then immediately regrets it. She grabs her hand and falls to the mat. She regains her composure, but Mai has pulled herself up and is waiting against the ropes, blood pouring from her face. Mai charges and catches Fire with a BUISAKU knee to the face. Fire’s head snaps back and she staggers to the ropes, as she bounces off the ropes Mai connects with a series of kicks to Fire’s always injured ribs, then follows it with a spinning heel kick to Fire’s mouth. Fire falls to the mat and Mai pounces on her, pulling her head back and hitting cross arms across her face until Fire’s nose starts bleeding as well.

Mai pulls her to her feet and send her to the ropes, elevates her on the rebound and then drops to the mat so Fire crashes down on her knees. Fire grabs her ribs and howls in anger and pain. Mai gets to her feet and does a little bow in Fire’s direction. Fire fights to her knees, spits out some blood and tells Mai to bring it.

Mai brings it, and the two of them tear into one another with a fury that makes the crowd slightly uncomfortable. Fire hits Mai with a MOOSEKILLER (all while staring at Moose) and nearly gets the three, but Mai gets her foot on the bottom rope. Mai gains the advantage when she moves out of the way of a charging Fire and slams her face into the cage, then hits a TIGER DRIVER! Mai covers, but Fire kicks out. Mai heads to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle, then starts climbing the cage. Fire follows her and the two get to the top and start trading blows. Fire nearly kicks Mai off the cage, but she miraculously saves her balance and stays. She rakes Fire’s eyes, almost causing her to fall, then grabs her injured hand and repeatedly slams it on top of the cage. Fire howls in pain then falls off the cage, hits the ropes awkwardly, then slams to the mat. Mai gets up, steadies herself on the top of the cage, then hits a SAVIOR SPLASH, crashing down on Fire, while glaring right at Eco. The referee makes the count, and Mai gets the win.
WINNER in 22:10 – Mai Muyo

Mai gets to her feet and stands over Fire, then wipes the blood from her forehead and sprays it on Fire. Mai leaves the ring and she and Jack walk to the back soaking in the boos. Eco climbs into the cage and checks on Fire. He helps her to her feet, carefully holding her hand steady and heads to the back

<we cut to the back, where a recovered Ghosthead is LIVID. He stomps down the hallway calling for Sizzle, but gets no response. Finally he opens a door and there sits Shannon, bound to a chair, but clearly ok, still covered in blood. Ghost walks in and looks around the room, the walls are covered in writing, in what looks like Sizzle’s blood. On one wall it says “Mrs. Sha-na-non Maguniku” on another it says “Sha-na-non N’ Sizzle 4 Ever”. On the next wall it says “Sizzle on crusade!” And on the final “Ghost must die”. Ghost unties Shannon, glances around the room again and leads her to medical to be checked on.

MAC FLASHER vs. STANK vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO

“Skin” draws out Stank as the big man coolly stalks to the ringside area, acknowledging the pockets of fans who treat Stank like a hero and not as a villain. Stank steps into the ring and waits on his opposition with “Jaded” interrupting to send out Kylie Mignolio, who bounds out to the ringside area. Kylie flips into the ring and doesn’t give an inch as Stank gestures toward her. While Kylie and Stank are staring each other down, “I Get Wet” plays Mac Flasher to the ramp. Mac holds his OOWF World Championship above his head before placing it on his shoulder and heading to the ring. Mac salutes his fans, before nodding at Kylie and glaring toward Stank.

OOWF official Mel Creech calls for the bell as Kylie wastes no time in taking the fight to Stank, who shrugs off the first few attacks before Kylie drills Stank in the chin with a bicycle kick.

Russ: “She watches the World Cup once …”
Razz: “At least it wasn’t a penalty kick to the groin.”
Russ: “That seems like more of what Stank would take away from the World Cup.”

Mac jumps into the fray as he and Kylie hammer away at the downed and dazed Stank with Mac cinching a half-crab on Stank while Kylie tries to lock him in a crossface. Before Kylie can lock it in, Stank shoves her off and kicks Mac away with his free leg to earn a breather. It’s short-lived as Mac hits a baseball slide on Stank’s left leg, chopping him down. Kylie recovers and starts in with rapid-strike offense, putting Stank on his back with a running knee strike. Mac tries a cover with Stank kicking out at 2. Kylie tries and Stank powers out at 2. Mac splashes Stank with Kylie jumping on Mac for good measure. That gets 2 as Stank presses both opponents off, sending Mac to the mat and Kylie soaring into the ropes.

Stank turns his focus to Mac, pounding him with forearms and an elbow to the temple that puts Mac on spaghetti legs. Kylie tries to catch Stank by surprise with a crossbody from the top, only to get caught and press slammed onto Mac. Stank drives an elbow onto Kylie while she’s still on Mac. While Stank stands, Kylie gets 1.5 on Mac as both writhe on the mat. With both Kylie and Mac struggling to their feet, Stank hits a running big boot on both Kylie and Mac, dropping Mac where he stood. Stank grabs Kylie by her hair and tries to powerbomb her, connecting with booming impact as Kylie lay on the mat. Stank makes a cover and Mac makes the save at 2.5. Stank grabs Mac and dumps him to the outside while refocusing on Kylie. Stank picks Kylie up by the hair, but gets a pair of boots to the stomach to coax a release. Kylie attacks Stank’s left leg with a few hamstring kicks and a shoulder to the knee as Stank leads his vertical base. With Stank now horizontal, Kylie tries a standing moonsault that gets 1. Stank sits up only to see Mac diving in with a springboard dropkick that gets 2. As Mac tries to pick Stank up to a vertical position, Kylie sneaks in and rolls up Mac for 2. With Mac and Kylie standing off, Stank bumps Mac into Kylie before running Mac to the corner and posting his shoulder. As Kylie stands dazed, a lariat and big splash flatten Kylie for 2.5 as Mac makes the save.

Razz: “Mac realizes that his hopes of winning include getting Stank out first.”
Russ: “He’s the OOWF World Champion. He’s beaten Stank before. Why would he need Kylie?”
Razz: “Why wouldn’t he?”

Mac and Kylie discuss strategy while Stank lariats both combatants. Stank whips Kylie into the corner and then Mac before following with a corner splash. Mac falls forward with Kylie slumped in the corner. Stank goes for a second corner splash before Mac trips him up about two steps away. While still dazed, Kylie climbs the turnbuckles and attempts a headscissors takedown on Stank, who merely falls backwards to squash Kylie. With Kylie on her back, Mac steps in and gets a headbutt for his efforts. Mac stumbles while holding his head, tripping over Kylie. Mac’s inadvertent cover attempt gets 3 as Stank holds back a chuckle.

Kylie Mignolio (pinfall, 10:17) has been eliminated.

Mac, still woozy, stands up and eats a discus punch from Stank. As Mac flies to the corner, Mac is defenseless against Stank’s attack as he peppers the champion with punches and a few knees for good measure. Stank then pulls Mac out and posts his shoulder again. With Mac draped over the turnbuckle, Stank starts to taunt ringside fans. Mac pulls himself out of the corner and into a scoop slam by Stank. A leg drop follows but gets 1 as Mac gets a leg on the bottom rope. Stank and Creech discuss matters about Creech’s count as Mac stands up and flies in with a punch to Stank’s cheek. Stank staggers a bit as Mac tries to rally. His weakened shoulder prevents most offense beyond a strikes as evidenced by Stank quickly turning the tide with a forearm to the affected joint. Stank then delivers a hammerlock bodyslam, getting 2 off that pin attempt. Stank continues working Mac’s arm by draping it over the top rope before dropping off the apron while holding Mac’s wrist. With Mac almost believing that his shoulder has been separated, Stank takes his time for a reentry, getting caught in a small package that gets 2. Stank, now a bit more urgent, hammers away at a grounded Mac until Creech stops the closed-fist fiesta. Stank, pleading his reasoning for the punches, doesn’t see Mac climbing the corner behind him. Stank’s only knowledge is Mac yelling “ASS PUNCH!” before delivering a punch to Stank’s backside. It’s enough to seat Stank, creating more ripples of pain before Mac hits a low crossbody that gets 2. Mac stands Stank up and hits a DDT that gets 1 after Mac isn’t able to quickly make a pin attempt. Both men stand and alternate punches with fans cheering Mac’s strikes and booing Stank’s punches … Mostly. Stank ends the exchange with a particularly devastating punch and a headbutt to Mac’s shoulder.

With Mac reeling, Stank whips Mac from corner to corner, getting Mac acquainted with three of the four corners before Mac collapses on his way to the fourth set of turnbuckles. Stank delivers a set of elbow drops to a downed Mac and signals for Stankonia 2.0. Stank connects, but still feels the effects of Mac’s aerial assault on his derriere, meaning that a cover only happens when Stank takes a more traditional route. That gets 2 as Mac shoots his shoulder up. In frustration, Stank pounds Mac’s head off the mat about a half-dozen times before Creech steps in.

Russ: “This is not like Mel Creech to step up to a rulebreaker, but here we are.”
Razz: “Stank’s check must have bounced.”

With Creech and Stank arguing, Mac comes to and opts to play possum while on his back. Stank sees his chance for a leg drop that gets nothing but canvas as Mac sits up while Stank was just starting his jump. With Stank rolling on the mat, Mac stands Stank up and twists him into position for a Duquesne Incline. Mac quickly drives Stank forehead first to the mat and contorts him just long enough to get the pin.

Your winner (pinfall, 48:36) Mac Flasher.

Mac slides out of the ring to catch his breath as Stank sits up with an expression of stunned anger. Mac, with almost zero gesturing to the fans in Juneau, walks up the ramp with occasional lookbacks t

SHANNON MANN vs. JACK BULLET – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

A clearly shaken, but focused Shannon makes her way to the ring. She waits in the corner with a strange look on her face. Jack Bullet is announced next and the crowd roars. The bell rings and we are underway!

Darting across the ring, Bullett runs straight for Shannon before the bell even silences. Leaping forward, he flies in Shannon’s direction, drawing his hand back and readying himself for a massive flying punch. Quick on her feet, Shannon rolls out of the way as Bullett improvises in mid air and lands both feet onto the middle turnbuckle while grabbing the top rope on each side of the corner. Jumping up into a handstand, Bullett then pushes himself away from the corner and kicks his legs out, planting them both into Shannon’s shoulders as he gets back to his feet. Shannon falls back down to the mat as Bullett lands to his feet to the mat.

Rushing to get up, Shannon sees Bullett lunging in to grab ahold of her. Lowering her shoulder and stepping forward, Shannon drives her shoulder into Bullett’s stomach. Wrapping Bullett around the waist with both arms, Shannon lifts him off his feet and takes a few quick steps forward, slamming Bullett’s back into the corner. Throwing a left and then a right, Shannon punches Bullett in the ribs before lifting him up again and placing him on the top of the corner. She then holds Bullett with her left hand while throwing a right up and connecting square in Bullett’s mouth.

Climbing to the middle ropes, Shannon goes to set Bullett up for a suplex from the top but before he can pull it off, Bullett pushes her backwards and sends her down to the mat on her back. Racing to her feet, Shannon then looks up and braces herself as Bullett flies down in her direction. Turning his body and completely stretching his limbs, Bullett collides into Shannon with a diving crossbody. Shannon falls back with Bullett on top of her and hits the canvas hard. Going for a quick pin, Bullett hooks Shannon’s leg as the official slides in beside them with the count.

ONE

Popping a shoulder up from the mat, Shannon breaks up the count before the officials hand slaps the mat a second time.

On his feet, Bullett begins stomping down onto Shannon as she rolls across the ring. Raising his knee to his chest, Bullett then kicks his leg down, only to have his foot caught as Shannon manages to get both hands on it. Holding onto Bullett’s foot, Shannon rises up to one knee. As she pops completely up, she shoves Bullett’s leg back at him, sending him falling backwards and hitting the mat. Bullett rolls backwards and up to his feet fluidly only to get taken head on as Shannon charges in and leaps forward, wiping him out with a Lou Thesz Press.

Russ: ”We have some fast paced action on our hands Razz.”

Razz: ”These two know what’s at stake. No point in holding back when there are championship implications on the line.”

Swinging wildly, Shannon rains down onto Bullett’s head with rapid lefts and rights. A final right gets swatted away before connecting with Bullett’s head, giving Bullett an opportunity. Grabbing Shannon by the shoulders, Bullett rolls to his side, shoving Shannon off of him in the process. Both quickly race to their feet, standing together in unison. They quickly lock up and Bullett pulls Shannon’s head down into a side headlock. wrapping Bullett around the waist with both arms, Shannon then lifts him off his feet and as high as she can as if going for a suplex next. Rolling backwards and out of Shannon’s arms, Bullett lands behind Shannon and grabs her by the shoulder to spin her around. Hitting Shannon in the mouth with a quick jab, Bullett then locks onto her arm and goes to whip her to the ropes. Before Bullett can release, Shannon reverses the throw and sends Bullett to the ropes instead. As Bullett bounces off the ropes, Shannon ducks down to flip Bullett over his back but instead eats a mouthful of boot as Bullett kicks her in the face. Shannon then rushes in for a clothesline but misses as Bullett ducks underneath. Just as Shannon turns around, Bullett lunges at her to lock up but Shannon kicks his foot up, aiming for Bullett’s stomach. As Shannon’s foot closes in, Bullett grabs ahold of it with both hands, avoiding impact to his mid-section. Bullett then swings Shannon’s leg to the side, spinning her around but as Shannon makes a full revolution, she catches Bullett by surprise with a dragon whip.
Bullett pushes himself up to one knee as Shannon races past him towards the ropes. Coming back on the return, Shannon leaps forward, wiping Bullett out with a diving clothesline. Back on her feet, Shannon doesn’t give Bullett a single second to catch a breather as she begins stomping down onto his lower legs. Pulling Bullett up from the mat, Shannon hits him with back to back rights before following up with a kick to the stomach, forcing Bullett to buckle over from the impact. Locking her arm around Bullett’s head, Shannon then takes a few steps forward, pulling Bullett along with her. Leaping forward, she then plants Bullett’s face into the mat with a bulldog. Rolling Shannon over to his back, Shannon makes the cover as the official races over for the count.

ONE
TW–

Russ: ”NO! Bullett kicks out!”

Kicking out and pushing Shannon up, Bullett breaks up the officials count before a complete two.

Razz: ”These two aren’t playing any games tonight.”
Russ: ”It’s a big match as we all know. There’s always time to relax and take a break after the be–“
Razz: ”Look out Bullett!”

After getting back to her feet, Shannon jumps up and as she comes down, she kicks both legs straight, planting erfeet into the side of Bullett’s head just before he completely falls to the mat. The kick rolls Bullett over a few times before stopping on his stomach. Bullett crawls to the ropes and underneath them to where his head is out onto the apron looking down at it. On her feet, Shannon rushes over and steps in beside her. Grabbing the top rope, Shannon then jumps up and pulls hierself over, coming down with a slingshot legdrop to Bullett’s head.

Russ: ”Shannon misses!”

Rolling out of the way, Bullett avoids the legdrop as Shannon lands awkwardly onto the apron before bouncing off and falling over to the floor and hitting it rather hard. With Shannon down on the outside, the official begins the ten count as Bullett slowly pushes himself all the way back into the ring.

“One! … Two!”

Pulling himself up with the ropes, Bullett climbs to his feet.

“Three! … Four!”

On the outside, Shannon slowly pulls herself up using the side of the ring.

“Five! … Six!”

Backing away from the ring, Shannon reaches around and massages her bottom where she crashed onto the apron.

“Seven! … Eight!”

Hitting the ropes across the ring, Bullett zips past the official and runs towards the ropes between he and Shannon. Leaping over the top rope, Bullett crashes into Shannon. Shannon absorbs the impact of the crash to the floor as Bullett remains on top of her. The entire arena bursts with cheers at the sight of the high risk move on account of Bullett. With both outside now, the official then restarts the ten count.

“One! … Two!”

Bullett quickly gets back to his feet before turning to Shannon and kicking her a few times while she’s down.

“Three! … Four!”

Pulling Shannon up from the floor, Bullett then whips hier into the barricade at ringside as the fans in the front row got wild and although he’s hurting, the ladies nearby all rush in to touch him. He smiles, and the light pings off his teeth.

“Five! … Six!”

Pulling Shannon away from the barricade, Bullett then lifts her up onto his shoulders before falling back and putting her back down to the floor with a Samoan drop.

“Seven! … Eight!”

Bullett pulls Shannon back to her feet and then rolls her underneath the bottom rope back into the ring.

“Nine!”

Sliding in himself, Bullett ends the officials ten count which was barely even heard due to the sound levels of the crowd after reacting to Bullett’s suicide dive.

Crawling over to Shannon, Bullett covers her for the pin as the official drops in beside them with the count.

ONE

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TWO

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THREE
WINNER in 14:21 and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Jack Bullet


BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match – Onslaught Rules

Bridget O'Malley heads to the ring to "Crown on the Ground" and cheers. She slides under the ropes and poses for the crowd with the "me want the belt" signal. Zed comes into "Hero" by Nickelback, possibly the heeliest song ever. He holds his IC belt high after he gets into the ring. Hightower takes the belt from him and observes the formalities and we get the bell. Because this Intercontinental Championship is being contested under Onslaught rules, Zed and Bridget do the required hand shake before they start laying into each other. At first, they each have a hard time defending; Bridget's MMA style doesn't mesh well with Zed's all out brawling abilities, and before long they're able to defend and counter somewhat easily. Zed's still stronger, though, and he whips Bridget into the ropes. Bridget bounces out, and Zed ducks down for what he thinks will be a back body drop, but instead, Bridget shoulder-rolls over him, and then grabs him from behind for a quick belly-to-back release suplex. She leaps to her feet and quickly applies them to Zed, delaying his recovery, but he still struggles to his feet. Some more exchanges, including a back-and-forth rope series. On the next pass through, Bridget eats a Superkick, and then Zed puts her into the Brick in the Wall. Bridget flails around and streeeeeeeeeeetches until she grabs the bottom rope.

Bridget has used her first rope break.

Zed releases and Bridget rolls out for a bit, walking out the kinks in her back. She gets very little time to do that though, as from out of nowhere...well, okay, from out of the ring, Zed comes flying through the ropes, and they both crash into the barricade. Hightower starts the count. Even though her back is still sore, Bridget it closer to the ring so she's able to roll in to break up the count, then she rolls back out. She grabs Zed and throws him into the steps. She climbs to the top step, and does a flying double stomp. Zed folds over in pain. Bridget grabs and arm and pulls him to his feet and whips him into the opposite ring post. As he staggers back she catches him in an exploder suplex, and then rolls into the ring. Hightower quickly tries to figure out what number he should be on, but as he's doing that, Zed pulls himself up using the ring apron for assistance. Bridget pulls him the rest of the way into the ring, and makes the cover, one...two...NO~! Zed kicks out. Bridget suggests politely to Hightower that his count may be just a tad slow, but as they are discussing matters, Zed is getting his strength back. Bridget and Hightower have come to an understanding, and Bridget turns to face Zed, only to be met with ANOTHER Superkick! Zed grabs a leg and puts Bridget into an ankle lock, but Bridget is not so far out of it. She rolls in the direction of the lock (duh) and kicks Zed backward. She gets to her feet as Zed is climbing to the top ropes. Bridget climbs after him, and the two exchange some punches and tease superplexes. Bridget maneuvers around and drops to the mat, getting Zed on her shoulders. She's going for the YINZERBOMB~! but Zed vaults over her! As she turns around she gets ANOTHER Superkick, and this time Zed follows up with GTH~! and he rolls her up for the pin. Bridget kicks her feet wildly, but cannot break free. One...two...THREE~!
WINNER in 45:40 and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion - Zed

Hightower raises Zed's hand, and suddenly Nonpoint's "Skin" plays, and Stank comes stalking down to the ring. He gets into the ring and takes a long, hard look at Zed, before turning to Bridget, who is slowly getting to her feet. Stank's face softens and he helps Bridget the rest of the way to her feet.

Russ: What's up with this?
Razz: Maybe he has a thing for redheads?

Stank gently puts his hand under Bridget's chin and then.....SHITFACED~! Bridget is out cold on the mat. Zed and Stank look at each other and nod. Stank raises Zed's arm and Zed holds the belt up with his other hand, and then both men exit the ring and walk back up the ramp to Zed's music.

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MidWeek Mayhem (#866)
Live! From Olympia, Washington
June 20, 2018

<we open to a silent arena, the entire OOWF roster is out on the stage, heels on one side, faces on the other, separated by security. Eco walks out with a mic>

The wrestling world lost a great competitor today. Leon White, known to more as Big Van Vader has passed away. Vader would have loved the OOWF, and I tried to get him to come in, but the timing was never right. Tonight, we honor Vader with a moment of silence and a ten bell salute.

<the crowd goes silent and everyone bows their heads in respect>

DING

DING

DING

DING

DING

DING

DING

DING

DING

DING

<the crowd applauds and starts a VA-DER, VA-DER, VA-DER chant as the wrestlers file to the back and the show begins!>

KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. SKURGE

Skurge kept his eyes on every movement of Kylie because he knew what she was capable of. He ollowed her footsteps like a hyena stalking its prey while Kylie did exactly the same thing. They had already clashed a good many of times earlier in the match and it got to the point where the two were trying to psych the other out since they were doing such a fantastic job countering the other. Russ was busy watching Kylie and wondering if she would make him brunch, while Razz ignores Russ religiously while commenting on how Skurge seems to have something up his sleeve from the way he keeps sauntering towards Kylie only to quickly take a huge step back. Kylie grows tired of this and awaits for the next time Skurge steps forward to suddenly charge him to put him down with a clothesline, winning the heart of the Kylie fans in attendance as they celebrate with loud cheers while the die hard fans of Skurge’s booed as loud as they could at the action.

Rising to his feet, Skurge’s eyes tell it all with him as he moves towards Kylie again while its looking like he is sticking to the earlier strategy that Kylie had interrupted until he suddenly rushes forward out of nowhere to serve Kylie those hands repeatedly before ending it with a spinning back kick. Skurge was getting fancy as he didn’t even allow Kylie to remain on the mat for a millisecond before he’s reaching down to pull her back onto her feet, far from done with her and seemingly getting started on his destruction of Kylie. He wouldnt dare allow Kylie to defeat him tonight but she allows him to take the lead for the moment until she surprises him with a jumping DDT. Kylie was as slick and clever as they came and she was about to show the OOWF just how bad she was as she went to work on Skurge who would serve as the perfect example to the locker room tonight.

A power struggle ensues between the two as each tried to match the other’s strength and speed in a seemingly wrestling pissing contest as they paid more attention to the movements and even the breathing of the other, the cheers from the audience seeming so far away from them as they concentrated on one another. Skurge went for a lariat that didnt connect and then Kylie moved like she was about to go for her foot up his ass as Skurge tried to dodge Kylie but not as a sign of trying to run from her, just trying to avoid being taken down by her which was working well for a him for a while. But thann when she went for that Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker. Skurge’s face seemed like he was re-evaluating life from the pain that was bestowed on him from that move. Kylie took it as a victory in her eyes and even decided to go for a pinfall at that moment but was only granted a two count before Skurge popped a shoulder up.

Some might say Kylie was going the correct path in making Skurge her bitch tonight while others may argue that Skurge was just catching some bad spots in the match which was pretty normal for any professional wrestler as he mentally strategized on how he was going to take Kylie down. Skurge had gotten a good hold on Kylie but she managed to break free and after trading a few punches with him, she went for a half nelson backbreaker and points an imaginary gun down at the downed Skurge before stepping closer to begin kicking him in the ribs like Skurge was an enemy that had gotten caught slipping in the streets in the middle of the night. Skurge’s pained yells did nothing to deter Kylie from this beatdown and the man had to roll away from Kylie’ foot just to be able to get away from her. But Kylie starts towards him and Skurge ends up popping up from the mat quickly and European Uppercuts her to knock her off her game.

Skurge had this glint in his eyes that seem to read that Kylie had fucked up as he stalks her slowly and doesnt rush her onto she turns around to lock eyes with him. Kylie is more than holding her own but Skurge is moving in a way where she can’t connect any hits on him or get a good grasp as she keeps grabbing nothing but air from the way Skurge is evading. He finally slows down so that he can try to work her over, but he is blindsided from Kylie’ Death Valley Driver! As he drops to the mat, she quickly goes for the pin! 1. 2..3
WINNER in 19:11 – Kylie Mignolio

GHOSTHEAD & SHANNON MANN vs. SHIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU-COX & JACK BULLET

Before the bell is rung, Ghost wastes no time charging across the ring, reaching over the ropes and snatching Sizzle up from the apron, bounding the smaller man into the ring the hard way. The referee shrugs his shoulders and calls for the bell signalling the start of this match. As Shannon and Jack step through the ropes to their respective corners, Ghost pulls Shizuru to his feet, hooks his leg, lifts him from the canvas and DROPS Shiz with a GRAVEYARD SMASH! Ghost rises from the canvas and stomps his victim before running the ropes and coming back with a RUNNING SENTON! Ghost feigns a cover before pulling Sizzle's head and shoulders up from the canvas before the ref can start his count.

The next few minutes of the match go no better for Shiz as Ghosthead puts on an almost macabre display of hard hitting strikes and punishing power moves that soon have Sizzlechest Manbeef bleeding profusely from what might be a broken nose. Ghost flings Sizzle into the corner and with a CORNER SPLASH and as Shiz stumbles out of the corner Ghost pulls him into a VEX VICE! Manbeef is in trouble as he rasies his hand to tap before Jack rushes into the ring to break the hold. Ghost jumps to his feet and glares at Jack Bullet before dragging Shiz to The Circle's corner and tagging in his wife.

Shannon steps through the ropes and down at Sizzle with a look akin to pity. Shiz under labored breath crawls back toward his corner. Shannon follows him halfway there before stopping in the middle of the ring and watching Sizzle tag in Jack Bullet. The two enter a chain wrestling sequence of quick arm bars, wristlocks, and waistlocks, and Shannon struggles just a bit to try for a GERMAN before Jack REVERSES the waistlock, but Shannon is able to grab a headlock on Jack. Bullet struggles a bit then fires Shannon off to the ring ropes and hits a picture perfect DROPKICK!

Shannon falls to the mat and scrambles back toward her corner as Bullet gives chase until he spies Ghost stepping through the ropes to intercept him. Jack stops short and backs up a step as the ref does his own intercepting, stepping in front of Ghost and imploring him to get back to his corner. Shannon remains seated on the mat near her corner as Ghost raises his hands in surrender and steps back through the ropes before reaching back through the ropes so Shannon can tag him back in.

Ghost steps back through the ropes and points at Shizuru indicating he wants Jack to tag his partner back into the match. Jack looks back at Shiz who, to his credit, looks like he actually WANTS back in as he enthusiastically stretches his hand out for the tag. Bullet slowly shakes his head and abruptly RUSHES Ghost instead, landing a flying HIGH KNEE that catches Ghosthead off his guard and sends Ghost through the ropes to the floor below! As Ghost pulls himself up by the apron Jack runs the ropes and Shiz blind tags himself in! Jack continues the rebound and goes for a BASEBALL SLIDE on Ghost, but The Death Knell sidesteps Jack, pulls JB the rest of the way out of the ring and drops Bullet with a SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE! Ghost then hops up onto the apron, and as he bends down to step back in through the ropes, Shiz rolls Ghost up into with a flash INSIDE CRADLE for a shocking One ... TWO ... THREE!!!! Ghost kicks out nanoseconds too late!

WINNERS 14:32 - Shizuru-mume Maguniku Cox & Jack Bullet!

After the match. Ghost is LIVID as he quickly hops to his feet and drags a struggling Sizzlechest Manbeef to the center of the ring before Ghosthead begins STOMPING Shiz mercilessly into the mat! The crowd boos the shit out of this as Shannon drops Jack Bullet on the outside, who had just risen to his feet, with a RUNNING FLYING KNEE off the apron! Meanwhile Ghosthead pulls Shiz up into position and drops him on his head with a HORROR DRIVER! Shiz lies motionless on the mat, blood still running from his nose and a cut above his eye. Ghost isn't done though as he pulls Shiz back into position for another HORROR DRIVER! Shiz lies face down now and the blood starts to pool by face as a stunned silence begins to fall over the audience. Ghost still isn't satisfied as he climbs the ropes under a renewed chorus of boos and leaps off with a SPECTRE'S FALL!

Shiz is DEAD!

But not according to Ghost who peels Sizzle's carcass from the canvas and pulls guard with PHANTASMAGORIA! Sizzle is already limp however and in no condition to tap! Shiz's blood starts to stain Ghost's midsection as he locks in the hold tighter. Still under a rain of boos, Shannon steps into the ring and stares down at the unconscious form of Shiz locked in her husband's submission hold before she notices Stank walking toward the ring followed by the rest of the Saints of Sinners. Stank pull himself up onto the apron and steps through the ropes. Ghost spies his brother and releases Shiz before rolling to his feet. The Circle back away from Shizuru's body as Stank apathetically stares them down before stooping over to lift Shiz's lifeless carcass off the mat and up over his shoulder. The crowd seems worried that Stank is about to pull off a move on the helpless Manbeef, but Stank simply drops Shiz into the waiting arms of The Saints on the outside of the ring and they carry him away as Stank looks back at his brother and sister-in-law, hops down from the apron, glances down at Jack Bullet who is just beginning to stir back to life, and dispassionately follows the Saints up the ramp to the back.

FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO

Mai Muyo comes out first, and if she's phased by her newly acquired boos, she's not showing it. She's all business. So is her opponent, Firewoman, who comes down as well, not really to boos, but the crowd just doesn't know what to do with her. The two former friends face off, Hightower makes a valiant but pointless attempt to explain the rules. He shrugs and calls for the bell. Fire looks like....it looks like Fire is trying to plead her case, talk sensibly to Mai, and talk sensibly is not usually a phrase we use with Fire, but Mai has heard enough and silences her with a HA-YUUUUUUGE slap across the face. Fire's eyes blaze as she rubs her jaw, her cheek turning bright red, as she turns and fixes her sights on Mai. Main doesn't back donw, and in fact goes for two! Two slaps. Again, Fire takes a deep breath, and turns to face Mai. Main goes for a third slap and this time, NOPE~! Fire grabs Mai's arm and whips her across the ring into the corner, rushing in behind her for a corner splash, and the Fight. Is. On. Part chick fight and part MMA, the two each try to completely control the other, and let's face it. No one controls either one of them much.

Mai gets Fire in a full Nelson, and flails her around like a rag doll a bit, using her height advantage before releasing her and tossing her across the ring. Mai follows up with Maui Thay kicks, before trying a kick to the head which Fire dodges. Mai tries to sweep the leg and Fire dodges that, responding with her own kick but Mai catches it, and turns it into an early ankle lock. Fire is able to roll out of it...right out of the ring in fact! Fire tries to get her bearings, and shake some feeling back into that leg, before rolling back in to re-engaged. Mai smiles almost evilly, and attacks again. She pauses for a second and for just that second, Fire sees her chance and kicks her right in the chest, driving her backward.

Razz: Mai should know better than to give Fire such an opening.
Russ: I thought everyone knew better than that.

Mai recovers quickly and gets to her feet. She grabs Fire and snapmares her over, kicking her in the back, down towards those ribs. Fire staggers to her feet and turns and snapmares Mai over. She goes for the kick too, but Mai gets out of the way, so it's a swing and a miss. Mai gets Fire in a headlock to try and wear her down, but....

Russ: You can't wear down Fire that easily.
Razz: Not that Stank hasn't tried.

Fire counters by lifting Mai up and SIDEWALK SLAM~! Fire goes for a pin and Mai kicks out at one. This enrages Mai, and we are back to the punches and kicks and warnings abound about closed fists. Mai drives Fire into the corner and knocks just about out with the elbows, and Hightower pulls her back. He checks on Fire, who waves him off. Mai whips Fire across the ring, but Fire counters, sending Mai to the corner instead. Mai leaps to the second rope and then back out. Mai seems to have gotten recharged from that and basically assaults Fire again. Fire makes a desperate move at a DDT, which mostly works but she can't get a pin. Mai grabs her and with a struggle puts her in a Trinitarian. She locks it in tight but she is too close to the ropes, and Fire's flailing hand gets to the rope. Hightower tells her to stop, and then has to begin the count. Mai releases at 4.99995, and then gets to her feet and puts the boots to Fire as she clutches her throat. Mai gives a couple of extra kicks to Fire's ribs, causing Fire to fold over to protect them. Mai yells something not very nice to Fire, who struggles to her feet, before turning and facing Mai.

Russ: Uh oh...here we go.

Fire charges and the two lock up again. Fire drives Mai to the corner and then lifts her up to seat her on the top turnbuckle. She punches Mai a few times and then backs up, and runs to set up the FIRESTORM~! Mai goes flying off~! Fire gets to her feet and picks her up for a power bomb, but--

Razz: You can't powerbomb Mai Muyo~!
Russ: Um, I think Stank did.
Razz: Don't let Fire hear that.

Fire is not Stank and therefore can NOT powerbomb Mai Muyo. Mai pushes off Fire's head and vaults over, landing on her feet. Fire turns and eats a big boot that knocks her down and maybe out, we can't tell. Mai pounces again and TRINITARIAN~! This time she locks it in, and knows exactly where she's at in the ring. Fire's already loopy from the boot to the head, and now from a lack of oxygen. Hightower appears concerned and lifts Fire's arm once......twice......THREE TIMES~! Fire is out and Hightower calls for the bell.
WINNER in 38:22 – Mai Muyo

Mai Muyo doesn't care that the bell has rung and is not letting go...until Moosehead Jack comes down to the ring and calls her name a few times. She releases JUST before Hightower threatens to disqualify her. Mai stands and looks down at unconscious Firewoman before rolling out of the ring, and walking to the back with Moosehead Jack, with the boos of the crowd raining down.

ZED & STANK vs. MAC FLASHER & BRIDGEY O’MALLEY

As Davis Hightower struggles to keep Zed and Mac Flasher apart while offering pre-match instructions, Bridget O’Malley takes the initiative to bludgeon Stank with a forearm right as Hightower calls for a bell. Bridget backs Stank into a corner with a series of kicks and forearm strikes, but is shoved away as she was closing in. Bridget charges in with another attack in mind, only for Stank to toss her halfway across the ring. Lather. Repeat. Now Bridget is tossed across the ring with a slide to the opposite corner. Just as Bridget pops up, Mac hops into the ring to protect Bridget from winding up halfway to Seattle on the next throw. This gives an annoyed Stank enough time to tag in Zed, who breaks up Mac’s advisory huddle with a high knee to the side of Mac’s face and a heel kick to Bridget. Zed slows down the pacing with a few forearms across Bridget’s back and an Irish whip that ends in a clothesline.

Bridget slowly gets to her feet, but upends Zed and begins a ground-and-pound assault before Hightower spies closed fists and pulls Bridget off. With Zed now a touch groggy, Bridget and Mac work a few quick tags and jumpstart the pace with a series of slick double-team attacks with the finale – an atomic drop by Bridget leading to a spear by Mac – causing Zed to stumble out of the ring as Mac and Bridget celebrate. Mac then gets on his hands and knees as Bridget runs across the ring and hits a somersault plancha onto Zed and BRICK~! with Stank coming to Zed’s aid to prevent further damage, until Mac hits Stank with a Kennywood’s Open (tope con hilo) to create a train wreck in front of the announce table.

Razz: “If I didn’t know better, I’d think that Mac and Bridget were looking to strike a victory for Team Eco by eliminating a Saint and an associate of The Saints of Sinners.”
Russ: “Pretty sound strategy if you ask me. But I know that Mac and Bridget aren’t afraid to take risks to get a win in the ring.”

Mac and Bridget get to their feet and drag Zed back to the ring with Bridget pushing Zed in just as Stank crushes Mac against the apron and then runs him face first into a nearby post. Stank then climbs in the ring and obliterates Bridget from behind with a lariat as she had Zed in position for a Bridge to Nowhere suplex. As Hightower chases Stank to his corner, BRICK~! holds Bridget’s arms on the canvas as Zed puts a series of stomps on her head and torso. BRICK~! lets go just as Hightower turns around, but Zed continues the stomps against the defenseless Bridget. With an arrogant smirk, Zed twists Bridget in position for Another BRICK~! in the Wall with an exaggerated back bend on her, having her heels almost touching her head.

As Zed pulls Bridget back, Hightower keeps asking for a submission but gets nothing from Bridget. Just as it appears that Bridget is going to black out, Mac climbs through the ropes and boots Zed in the stomach to break up the hold. With Hightower escorting Mac to the corner, Zed and Stank take that time to deliver a spike powerbomb to Bridget, getting 2.99 as Bridget’s kickout may have been more of a spasm than anything. Zed tags in Stank, who runs the drops and drops Stankonia 2.0 on the youngster, getting 2 before pulling her up. As Bridget shows the Krispy Kreme eyes, Stank whips her to a corner and follows with a running splash. A pump splash from the middle rope gets 2 as Bridget drapes a foot over the bottom rope. Undeterred, Stank drags Bridget to the center of the ring before standing her up and slinging her in the ropes, a clothesline is ducked by Bridget but the tilt-a-whirl backbreaker off the rebound is not. A pin gets 2 before Mac breaks up the count. Hightower puts Mac back in his corner while Zed enters the fray with a loud clap that Hightower acknowledges as a tag. Bridget is able to cradle Zed for 2 in a small package, but gets stomped down for her efforts while Zed signals for a GTH package DDT. Zed no more than gets Bridget off the ground before he’s met with a right hand from Mac as all hell breaks loose inside the ring. Stank charges in to cut off Mac, but eats a superkick from Zed as Mac ducks at the last possible nanosecond. Mac then sends Zed into a corner and pastes him against the turnbuckles with Mister Rogers Neighborhood Trolley. Zed falls forward as Bridget battles the pain and joins Mac in the 2-on-1 attack. A powerslam by Mac followed by a leg drop from the top rope from Bridget seemingly put Zed away as Mac goes for the cover. Hightower reminds Mac that Bridget is legal just as Stank delivers a splash onto Bridget as she covered Zed. With Hightower blind to the proceedings, Stank rolls Bridget onto her back and drapes Zed across her with Hightower spinning around and counting 3.

Your winners (pinfall, 14:20), Zed and Stank!

Stank rushes to bump Mac off the apron and starts a post-match assault on Bridget as Zed shakes himself back to cognizance. With Zed and Stank booting down Bridget as BRICK~! barks orders, the same masked man that has tormented the Saints in recent weeks runs to ringside and dumps BRICK~! from the ring before delivering a Lou Thesz Press and a series of punches to Zed as Mac runs in to battle with Stank. Zed high-tails it as Stank promptly follows with Mac looking at the masked man with a quizzical look before the mysterious potential ally departs. Mac checks on Bridget, who can barely sit up as the feed cuts to a video package of “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet’s visit to children staying in a nearby hospital.

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. SAINTS OF SINNERS

It is time for our main event of the evening, a non-title affair between the undisputed champions representing the Saints of Sinners, Matt Folz & Stan Fulton and the fun-loving duo of Justin Sane & Awesome Bill. The music brings both teams to the ring and it looks like we are about to get started.

The bell rings and it looks like Bill and Stan will be getting things started with a collar-and-elbow that quickly goes in the favor of the more powerful Fulton as he pushes Bill back into a neutral corner. The ref looks for a clean break and he mostly gets it as Stan backs off with a couple of little light smacks to Bill as he laughs. We go back into the center of the ring for another tie-up and this time the two wrestlers circle around the ring until we wind up in the Saints corner and Stan makes a tag to Folz. Bill quickly backs off into his own corner and tags in Justin. Another collar-and-elbow follows between Matt and Justin and this time it’s Folz strength that gets the advantage as he pushes Sane into a neutral corner. The ref is looking for a clean break and it seems as if Justin has his hand out looking for $5 but Folz is having none of that and nails Justin with a straight right hand. The ref goes to admonish Matt, but he’s ignoring that as he starts to lay into Justin with some knees to the midsection.

Folz drags Justin out of the corner and begins a methodical beatdown of the fan favorite. Some quick tags between the Saints really enhance their advantage on Justin. We are seeing why these two are the reigning champs and currently stand alone on top of the tag team mountain in the OOWF. It gets to a point where they are almost playing with Justin and taking their time in dissecting him piece by piece. Ellie Mae is trying to get the crowd to hype up Justin in order to make a tag, but the Saints are giving no quarter to Mr. Sane.

Fulton is in the wrong and looking to put the finishing touches on this match but he’s slowed down when Awesome Bill gets into the ring and gets right into Stan’s face and starts going over the finer points of Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson’s NASCAR careers. Matt Folz is imploring his partner to ignore Bill and end this match, but Ellie Mae has reached into the ring and starts dragging Justin out of the ring. Just as Folz notices, Ellie pours some pinecone party liquor down Justin’s throat and wakes him right up. Justin hops up onto apron in a flash and quickly jumps up to the top rope as well.

The lights in the arena start to flicker and we begin to hear bagpipes, but before we get to the crescendo of what could only have been the infamous finisher of Justin Sane, Moosehead Jack has jumped the barricade and pushes Justin off the top rope. The ref is unaware as he tries to stop the arguing between Bill and Stan. Moosehead Jack slowly starts to back up the entranceway but as he reaches the top, he’s met by Ecosystem. As the two start arguing, the locker room starts to empty. We see Firewoman, Mai Muyo, and Stank are the first ones and Stank is trying to keep Firewoman and her brother from coming to blows as Ecosystem and his sister get in each other’s faces. Mac Flasher, Zed, & Bridget are out as well and the brawling has really taken the focus away from what’s going on in the ring.

But, speaking of the ring, Fulton has finally had enough of Bill’s arguments and nails him with a quick short-arm clothesline. Folz has picked up Justin and nails his Olympic Slam. Fulton looks to finish this one off when this time the lights in the arena do go completely out. And this song starts playing…



The lights start to flicker a little bit and we see flashes of something going on in the ring. Suddenly two green spotlights illuminate two sections of the ring where we see Stan Fulton up on the shoulders of Alexander Darling in one spotlight. In the other we see Alexis Darling hoist up Matt Folz. DARLING DRIVER & BITCH KILLER as the lights come back up in the arena. The crowd is going nuts and everyone who was brawling turn their eyes towards the ring as they wonder what the hell is going on. As the Darlings get back to their feet and look up the aisle, Alexander’s eyes lock onto Moosehead Jacks and we see that patented smirk. Alexis grabs her brother by the shoulder and the two back off and slide out of the back of the ring. They make their way over towards the time keeper’s table and stop for a second as they stare at the OOWF Tag Team Titles before they hop over the barricade and exit the arena.

Your winners as a result of a Disqualification, The Saints of Sinners, Matt Folz & Stan Fulton

Stank and Moose hit the ring and while Stank checks on Folz and Fulton, Moose and Alex’s eyes lock. Jack snarls while Alex just smirks at him

Razz: What the hell are the Darling’s doing back here!
Russ: This is bad Razz, I got a bad feeling about this
Razz: What? The Darlings are one of the premier teams in the world!
Russ: They are. But Razz, you know this place is a powder keg right now, all it needs is just a spark, the Darlings just might be the spark.
Razz: More importantly who will they side with? Obviously Alex hates Moose, but the Darlings have also had their issues with Juni!
Russ: Folks, this is gonna get ugly

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#865)
Live! From Salem, Oregon
June 13, 2018

MAC FLASHER vs. DUCK BEAVER, THE MASKED GAME WARDEN

With Duck Beaver the Masked Game Warden standing in the ring, “I Get Wet” bursts through the speakers as Mac Flasher holds his OOWF World Championship above his head. Mac glad-hands the fans along the aisle as Duck glares at the champion. Mac climbs into the ring as Duck walks right up to Mac and points at the championship draped over Mac’s shoulder. Mac shrugs and grins as he tries to doff his Pirates cap. Duck turns Mac around and slaps him across the face and points at the championship again.

Mac’s grin, now having vanished, is a look of indignation. Duck tries to slap Mac again only for Mac to catch the right hand of the masked man. Just as Mac rears back to slug Duck, referee “Junior” Hale steps in between the two. Duck begins to shout insults toward Mac as Mac leans through the ropes and requests Mike Elevenbee’s presence. Mac tells Mike a quick message that pops Mike’s eyes as Hale continues to hold Duck back.

Russ: “What did Mac Flasher tell Mike Elevenbee?”
Razz: “Judging by Mike’s reaction, it was something that not even Mike was expecting to hear.”

As Mike confers with Hale, Hale nods indifferently and waits for Mike to make an announcement.

Mike: “Ladies and gentleman. At the request of Mac Flasher, tonight’s match is for the OOWF WOOOOOORRRRLLLLLLDDD CHAMPIONSHIP!”

A loud pop fills the arena as Duck nods approvingly while Mac takes off his hooded sweatshirt.

Russ: “WHAT! NO WAY! TONIGHT IN SALEM?”
Razz: “He can’t do that! He doesn’t have the authority? What next? He’ll ask to defend it 24/7 like the Ironman Championship? Why would ‘Junior’ Hale sign off on this? Where’s Danny Taylor to talk some sense into Mac?”
Russ: “I think the last thing Danny Taylor would do is talk some sense into Mac.”
Razz: “Why do you say that? Are you saying that Mac has … Oh. Wait. I get it now.”

Hale signals for the bell as Duck runs in with a series of fists and downs Mac with a standing dropkick.

Russ: “He calls that the Webfooter, and he connected square on Mac’s jaw.”
Razz: “He might call that the beginning of a new duck dynasty.”

With Duck celebrating his offense, he fails to see Mac spring up, check his jaw and wait for Duck to turn. Duck turns unknowingly and eats a lariat that almost takes his mask off. Mac grabs Duck by the mask and whips him into the corner, following with a Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley corner splash. Duck falls forward onto his face as Mac signals for a Clemente Bridge Suplex. Mac gets 2 as Duck shoots a shoulder up. Undeterred Mac stands Duck up and whips him into the ropes before catching him on the way back with a spinning heel kick. Mac stands Duck up and again and cradles him in position for a package DDT. That gets 2 as Mac pulls Duck up and shakes his head from side to side.

Russ: “Kind of a dick move by Mac Flasher just now.”
Razz: “What? The pull-up of a defeated man or the theft of Zed’s finisher?”
Russ: “Actually, both.”

Mac wastes little time in planting Duck’s head into the canvas with a Flash Drive, getting the academic 3 from Hale.

Your winner (pinfall, 4:49) and STILL OOWF WORLD CHAMPION, Mac Flasher!

Mac looks down toward Duck and offers a hand down to help him to his feet. Duck stands up groggily on his own power and shoves Mac into Hale, who has to hold Mac back from escalating the situation more. The defiant – but still woozy – Duck then gets his comeuppance when he tangles himself in the ropes on his way out. Mac chuckles at Duck on his way through the same ropes as he makes his way to the back.

SHIZURIU-MUME MAGUNIKU-COX vs. GHOSTHEAD

"Party Boy Anthem" plays Shizuru-mune Mangyūniku down to the ring. The crowd gives the extreme underdog a nice pop as he warms up in the corner. "Divide The Hate" plays Ghosthead to the ring and he seems to be ignoring the crowd as his eyes are locked intensely on Sizzle. He gets in the ring, his eyes never leaving Sizzle, and the referee calls for the bell.

Sizzle tries to be aggressive, running right up to Ghost and sending a message by slapping him hard across the face. Ghost's response is a right hand that knocks Sizzle right on his ass. The referee admonishes Ghost for the closed fist. Ghost nods, gently moves the referee to the side and charges forward with a lariat that sends Sizzle flying over the top rope.

Russ: Well Sizzle certainly has Ghosthead's attention, whether that's a good thing or not is another question.

Razz: This could get ugly quick.

Ghost quickly rolls out of the ring and sends Sizzle's head into the ring steps and then into the post, opening up a cut on Sizzle's head. Ghost rolls Sizzle into the ring and then whips him into the corner, following up with a big splash and then a back elbow. Ghost proceeds to beat the absolute shit out of Sizzle for the next few minutes. Release German Suplex, Gutwrench Powerbomb, Backdrop Suplex, and a huge Spinebuster. Sizzle is bleeding profusely now. Ghost picks Sizzle up and holds him in a suplex position for 5 seconds, 10 seconds, 15 Seconds before absolutely destroying Sizzle with a delayed brainbuster. Ghost picks Sizzle up for a slam but Sizzle rolls him into an inside cradle. 1...2...Sizzle grabs a big handful of tights...3.

Winner (Pinfall, 6:20) Shizuru-mune Mangyūniku

Russ: Unbelievable, Sizzle pulls the upset 2 weeks in a row.

Ghost gets up looking PISSED, but Sizzle has rolled out of the ring and starting limping to the back.

KYLIE MIGNOLIO & FIREWOMAN vs. STANK & MAI MUYO

DING!!! DING!!!

Stank and Fire are starting off their respective teams; Both leave their corners and circle the ring trying to get the upper hand upon one another. They step into the center of the ring and lock up in the traditional collar and elbow. It ends with Fire scoring a Side Headlock wrenching down the head of Stank who stands his ground. He slips his head out while taking the right arm behind his opponent applying the Hammerlock. Stank then spins in front of her to whip her into the ropes. Off the rebound, a strong Dropkick knocks her down!

As Fire lands down onto the canvas, she gets back up to suffer elbow blows into her chin. Backing up all the way into an unoccupied corner, she gets thrown into the opposing one where her back gets stuck to the turnbuckles. Stank charges into her; A strong Corner Lariat sits her down in the corner. This presents a great window to run into the corner behind him, rebound and come back to fluster a Corner Knee Strike with that right knee plowing through her head.

Razz: Stank utilizes every part of the ring as much as he can to score more damage in getting the victory. Here he is with the first pin attempt!”

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No! Fire won’t be going out that easy so she goes into the mount position to produce a flurry of elbows into him. Upon getting up, he also helps Fire back up to her feet and keeps her bent over from a Spinning Back Kick into the ribs. Having her in that groggy position, Stank runs to the ropes ahead of her, rebounds before getting lifted up on the canvas for a Back Suplex until transitioning that into a Backbreaker. He just rolls off Fire’ right knee then down onto the canvas.

Russ: ”Back Suplex Backbreaker! Yeah Stank you’re not the only one who can do Backbreakers you bitch!”

Mai isn’t too impressed and Kylie shares the same resentment for Fire who drags Stank back to his feet. She throws him into the ropes then delivers a sick Clothesline that knocks her opponent onto her back. Stank tries to fight but a vicious Punt Kick into his ribs nearly shatters them. He gets dragged up back to his feet and run to the ropes. Fire tries to toss him over the top rope but Stank lands on his feet on the apron.

Russ: ”Fire, you dumbass! Turn around!”

She does in fact turn around and goes into a barbaric charge but Stank clocks her in the head with a Gamengiri which forces him back into the center of the ring. Stank leaps onto the top rope then Springboards into the air before taking her down with a Springboard Lariat! Both are down on the canvas and Stank is back up again; He walks over to his corner to Mai but stops mid-way. He thinks he can handle this on his own until turning into Fire Spearing him down into the canvas!

Razz: ”Vicious Spear by Fire! Stank was going for the tag but had second thoughts and it cost him the momentum of the match! Wait! Kylie tagged herself in!”

Indeed she did. She slapped her hand on Fire back tagging herself in and the referee orders Fire on the apron. As Stank tries to get back up, he gets spiked down on the canvas by a Snap DDT from Mignolio. It doesn’t end there; Kylie helps him back up to his feet, throws him into the corner where he charges in and destroys his chest with a Stiff Corner Lariat. Finally, she hugs Stank and throws him back into the center of the ring from the Snap Belly to Belly Suplex!

Razz: ”My God! From a Snap DDT to a Corner Lariat into a Snap Belly to Belly Suplex! Kylie Mignolio is showing us what we forgot about her and here is the pin attempt!”

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TWO

Stank kicks out of the pin attempt until he is transformed into the Single Leg Boston Crab. He’s on his chest while Kylie sits down on his back pulling back with the right leg in her grasp. Stank shakes his head; Stretching his right hand out at the ropes while Mai leans in on the action yelling at Stank to man up. He starts dragging their weight over to the ropes and Kylie can’t believe he still has the strength to keep fighting.

Russ: ”Tap Stank! Tap out you son of a bitch! You can’t exactly be able to escape this! It’s over!”

Kylie drags him back into the center of the ring. Stank turns over on his back to kick her off which he does successfully. However, his opponent runs back into him where Stank throws a front kick but its caught. Kylie throws the leg away letting Stank gain velocity on the spin to bounce his foot off her head from the Tornado Kick! Landing down on that right leg, he drops to his knee to recover while Kylie is on the mat dazed from that kick to the head. Against his better judgment, Stank leaps across the canvas and tags in Mai!

Russ: ”Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!”

Mai climbs up all the way to the top turnbuckle then leaps off to Kylie for the Diving Hurricanrana! She flips her down all the way to the mat then gets back up as she rolls forward to her feet. She turns around and suffers back to back Knife Edge Chops pushing into an unoccupied corner. A Short-Arm Clothesline pushes her out from the corner into the center of the ring and the audience watches her put her down once again in the center of the ring from a Fisherman Neckbreaker!

Razz: ”Fisherman Neckbreaker! Mai is proving to be a huge part in the turnover of momentum! The pin attempt is made again!”

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TWO

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THR–

No! Fire breaks up the hold and yells at Kylie to get back in this match. Stank enters into the ring and blindsides Fire with a Yakuza Kick kicking her out of the ring. With Fire at ringside and still on her feet, Stank charges to the ropes behind him, rebounds and dives through the bottom and middle rope to Spear Fire in the chest and into the barricade. As Kylie is getting up on her right knee, a Running Bicycle Kick from Mai strikes her down in the head!

Russ: Mai is ready to end it and what is Stank doing?! He’s offering a tag and he’s willing to work?! I guess he’s finally fucking realizing that ending Kylie Mignolio for the win is more important!”

Mai is stalking Kylie's every move until she sees Stank get up on the apron offering for a tag. He’s yelling at her to tag him in so they can end Kylie together. She moves to tag him in, her grasp on Kylie loosening. Kylie breaks free and jumps across the ring, dragging Mai with her. Tagging Fire in. Fire flies into the ring. Kylie and Fire, whip Mai across the ropes, as she bounces back they double clothes line her! Mai stumbles. Kylie moves out of the ring as Fire scoops Mai up, slamming her down, she hooks the leg.


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THREE!!!

DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!
WINNERS in 24:18 – Firewoman & Kylie Mignolio

Fire and Kylie immediately roll out of the ring, and Stank and Fire share a bit of a glare. Stank turns around and faces Mai and they go nose to nose arguing. Moose, Stan and Folz all hit the ring and try to break it up. They all face Stank and talk to her, then turn and get in Mai’s face. Soon enough punches are thrown and Mai is quickly down on the mat. The crowd cheers as Ecosystem races to the ring with a piece of rebar and clears the ring of the Saints. Eco stands over Mai and dares any of them to get into the ring. Moose climbs onto the apron and Eco walks toward him threatening him menacingly. As he is doing this, Mai slowly gets to her feet and the crowd roars for her. Eco turns around and sees his sister standing there, she smiles at him and Eco moves in for the big hug of familial reunion, but Mai NAILS him with a spinning heel kick that catches Eco right in the temple and sends him to the mat. As Eco hits the mat, he looks up at his sister with a look of shocked betrayal, and then the Saints, except for Moose, are back into the ring and beat the shit out of Eco.

The crowd pops again as Fire hits the ring to save Eco, but as she slides into the ring, Moose grabs her leg slowing her momentum. Moose calls out for Folz, and he pounces on Fire, dropping a knee across the back of her neck. Folz rolls her over into a sort of camel clutch and keeps Fire on the mat, forcing her to watch what happens next.

The Saints pull Eco to his feet and Moose steps into the ring with HDB and stands in front of Eco and pushes the bat up under his chin so Eco sees him. Mai walks over to Moose and Moose puts his arm around her, and hands her HDB. Moose takes a step back as Mai BURIES it in his gut doubling him over. Eco drops to his knees, but cannot go anywhere since Stank and Fulton are holding him in place. Mai moves behind him and repeatedly rakes the barbed wire across his forehead drawing a sickening amount of blood. Moose has a mic

What we have here, is a failure to communicate. Now Juni, I thought I made myself PERFECTLY clear when I said you being a referee automatically nullified my suspension, but SOMEHOW <looking over at Fire> my suspension continues to be upheld until you grow some balls and get back into this ring with me. So, this is what’s going to happen. I may not be allowed to touch you, but the rest of the Saints can. Mai can. Zed can if he so chooses. So what is going to happen is that each and every week we are going to find you, and we are going to beat you into a bloody pulp. I hope there’s no problem with this, I mean, remember, all you have to do is reinstate yourself and meet me one on one in the middle of this ring. Right Mai?

Moose spreads his arms in a Christ-pose and Mai drops to her knees in front of him – facing her brother so she looks Eco right in the eyes…..

Mai: Trust me

The Saints finish Eco off when Stank hits a STANK BOMB and Fulton follows with a DROP LINE! The Saints leave the ring and Fire rushes over to Eco to make sure he is ok, then turns around and glares at the Saints as they head up the ramp to the back.

SHANNON MANN vs. JACK BULLET

Back and forth match here. Bullet has the power, Shannon has the speed. Bullet keeps Shannon down and works the legs and nearly gets a submission using the figure four, but Shannon manages to claw her way to the ropes to force the break, using one of her rope breaks. Shannon mounts a comeback and gets several near falls on Bullet as well. The end comes when Shannon goes for the Way of the Zodiac, but Bullet rolls out of the way. Shannon lands on her feet, Bullet gets up and spins and tries the Talon, but Shannon catches him, spins him to the mat in the middle of the ring and traps him in the Key Lock! (Misery Lock?) Bullet desperately tries to get to the ropes, but is trapped in the middle of the ring! He decides not NOT have his arm broken today, so he taps out!
WINNER in 13:28 – Shannon Mann

BEER MONEY vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. SAINTS OF SINNERS

This one is mostly a wild brawl for the whole match. Everyone winds up bleeding and seven (SEVEN!) ringside tables are destroyed. Our apologies to the Kurdish, Tongan, Mongolian, Belgian, Paraguayan, Chilean and Sentinelese announce teams. The end comes when Folz and Justin are in the ring. Everyone else is brawling at ringside. Justin tries a cross body block, but Matt catches him, hefts him onto his shoulders and hits an Angle Slam! Folz covers, but the referee is outside the ring trying to stop Stan from murdering SYB! Folz yells and slams the mat, just then, a masked man hops the guardrail, grabs a chair and slides into the ring and brings the chair down across Folz’ back! Folz is dazed! The masked man flips Matt over and drags Justin on top of him, then beats a hasty retreat. The referee finally gets back into the ring, sees the pin and counts the one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 17:11 – Banned From Everywhere

BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match – Mac Flasher & BRICK~! are Banned From the Building

Bridget comes out like a house of fire and attacks Zed as soon as the bell rings. Zed tries to beat a hasty retreat from the ring, but Bridget grabs him by the tights and pulls him back in, into an atomic drop that sends him over the top rope to the floor. Bridget follows him out and beats him from pillar to post. Bridget rolls Zed back into the ring and covers, but Zed kicks out. Most of the match sees Zed on defense, perhaps a little off balance without BRICK~! at ringside. The match turns when Bridget charges at Zed, and he catches her, and guillotines her on the top rope. Zed goes for the throat, literally, choking Bridget until the referee threatens disqualification and Bridget is left gasping for air. Zed nearly puts her away, but the crowd is firmly behind Bridget and they stomp and cheer for her. Zed’s frustration in not keeping Bridget down becomes more pronounces the more Bridget fights back.

Finally Bridget is back to her feet and she backs Zed into the corner with chops and kicks. Zed grabs Bridget and pulls her in and the referee comes in trying for a clean break. As he worms his way between them, Zed throws a straight right to Bridget’s jaw that sends her to the mat, and at the same time he knees the referee right in the groin! The referee goes down and rolls out of the ring to the floor! Zed waits for Bridget to get to her feet, then POPS her with a superkick! Zed grabs her and goes for the Moment of Zed, but Bridget breaks free and turns it into an Alabama Slam into the corner! Zed’s head bounces off the turnbuckle and he staggers out of the corner, Bridget hits the O’Mallet! Zed goes down, Bridget covers, another referee runs from the back, one…….two……THREE!
WINNER in 33:44 and NEW Intercontinental Champion – Bridget O’Malley

The crowd ERUPTS as the referee hands her the title. Bridget climbs to the middle ropes and shows the belt off to the crowd and the cheers get louder. But wait, the original referee is back in the ring, and he takes the title back from Bridget and hands it to Zed, then raises Bridget’s arm. Bridget, and the entire crowd are stunned, what is going on? The ring announcer clues us in

Original referee Davis Hightower has informed us that Zed has been disqualified for an illegal strike to the referee’s family jewels. Therefore, the winner of the match, via DISQUALIFICATION in 33:44 is Bridget O’Malley, however, Zed retains the intercontinental championship!

The crowd is ENRAGED. Zed collapses on the mat and lies there with the IC title, laughing at the whole thing, while Bridget argues her case. The fans start throwing litter into the ring, but Zed remains lying there getting covered with trash. Bridget finally gives up and leaves and Zed slowly gets to his feet and grabs a mic while trash still flies into the ring.

I’ve always known the people of Salem, Oregon were trash, and tonight you proved my point to perfection. You see, I don’t care about you, you, you, you…..or hell, any of you. The myth of “go home happy” is just that when I am your main event. You see, your tears motivate me, your boos give me the energy to beat whoever the hell it is you idiots cheer <boos rain down>. And let me tell you one more thing……..

Zed has no chance to finish as the Masked Man is back! He slips into the ring behind Zed and grabs him and hits a PERFECT release German Suplex dropping Zed on the back of his neck. The Masked Man quickly grabs him again, pulls him up and hits a TIGER DRIVER! Zed is OUT! The Masked Man grabs the IC title and drapes it across Zed’s unconscious body, then slides out of the ring and disappears into the crowd as the Saints and Mai hit the ring. Folz glares in the Masked Man’s direction as we fade to black.

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MidWeek Mayhem (#864)
Live! From Carson City, Nevada
June 6, 2018

GHOSTHEAD vs. SHIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU-COX

Shizuru-mune Mangyūniku enters first to "Party Boy Song." He arrives to cheers...everyone loves an underdog....and he's dancing as usual but carrying a big bouquet of flowers. He sets the flowers precariously on the announce table and then gets into the ring. The arena and the mood darkens as Ghosthead comes down, accompanied by Shannon, and both in their doom-and-gloom face paint. Ghosthead spooky-rolls into the ring, and Shannon waits at the corner. Ghosthead towers over Mangyūniku and he stares back up at him defiantly. Mel Creech rolls his eyes and calls for the bell. The crowd has actually quieted down, and you can hear Mangyūniku profess his unrequited love for Mrs. Ghosthead. Ghosthead doesn't even crack a smile. Mangyūniku punctuates the last bit of his statement of love with an Attempted Finger Poke Of Doom. That triggers the start of the match in earnest as .... well, if you've seen those videos of wrestlers vs. a dummy? It kind of looks like that, with Mangyūniku playing the role of the dummy. Ghosthead runs quickly through his moveset, taking breaks to add some punches and kicks as appropriate to where Mangyūniku seems to be laying.

Russ: This is just ridiculous. Creech needs to end this match to save Mangyūniku's life!
Razz: Normally I'd say a man who interferes in a marriage gets what he deserves, but I gotta say, the barbarity that Jared Mann is bringing to this ... I'm as concerned as you are for Mangyūniku's well-being.
Russ: Ghosthead has definitely run out of patience for Sizzlechest's shenanigans.
Razz: But unfortunatly, Sizzlechest isn't quite down and out yet!

To illustrate this, Ghosthead has Mangyūniku in a simple sleeper hold, and Creech does the triple hand raise to check Mangyūniku's consciousness. One...two...nope, on the third, Mangyūniku holds his arm up and even though he's not required to, Ghosthead releases the hold just to look at Mangyūniku in disbelief. He stalks the ring as Mangyūniku recovers. Over at the corner, Shannon seems to be pleading with her husband to finish the torture already, but it's unclear if he see's her. BUT....Mangyūniku sees her pleading his case, and this may have given him new life. If, by new life, you mean he's able to roll around a bit. Ghosthead is tired of playing around so he climbs up to the top turnbuckle and ... SPECTRE'S FALL~! Except NO~! Mangyūniku gets a foot up and connects with a....

Russ: What was that?
Razz: I'm calling that a "Reclined Dreammaker"

...RECLINED DREAMMAKER~! as he rolls away from where Ghosthead was going to land. Ghosthead falls onto his hands and knees and Mangyūniku uses the ropes (near where Shannon is standing) to pull himself up. He blows Shannon a kiss, and then pounces on Ghosthead, rolling him into an Inside Cradle. The stunned Ghosthead doesn't know what to do, but apparently kicking out is not on his mind. One, two...THREE~!
WINNER in 12:44 - Shizuru-mume Maguniku-Cox

The stunned crowd waits a second before erupting into surprised cheers! Mangyūniku celebrates as if he's won the World Championship. He rolls out of the ring and runs around it, slapping fans' hands. A stunned Shannon watches him go. On the second lap, he stops by and grabs the huge bouquet of flowers and then brings it over to her. He presents it to her, and she sort of just of takes them, still stunned. He gives her a slow, formal bow, and then goes up the ramp with a huge smile and great dignity. Shannon watches him go, and then eventually remembers her spouse in the ring, and rolls it to check on him...although not without an occasional look up the ramp.

TEXPRESS vs. BEER MONEY

Beer Money scores the upset win. Match TBEIL.

MAC FLASHER vs. SHANNON MANN vs. JACK BULLET

As all three combatants circle around the ring, in various stages of loosening up, OOWF official Dvais Hightower calls for the bell as “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet and Mac Flasher lock up with Shannon Mann taking shots at both men while locked up. A rake of the eyes to Mac leads Shannon in his direction as Jack lifts Shannon away from Mac in the corner. That earns Jack a slap and a glare before Mac explodes out of the corner with a lariat on Shannon. Jack and Mac hit a pair of nifty double-team moves on Shannon, but neither can attempt a cover as Shannon rolls out.

Instead of chasing, Mac and Jack engage in a mat-wrestling showdown with neither man gaining a full advantage before Jack turns a half-nelson into a 1-count. Mac wriggles free and wallops Jack with a forearm shiver and whips him into the ropes with Shannon grabbing his ankle and dragging him outside. Shannon sends a chop to Jack that has little effect before a thrust near the throat doubles Jack over. Mac grabs Shannon from the apron and drags her back into the ring as Jack gets his air. The one-on-one showdown with Shannon is a bit less civil as Shannon peppers Mac with a series of kicks to his legs and a pair of chops with Mac cornered. Shannon tries to add to the bombardment with a series of hammerfists before Mac bursts up and tosses Shannon in the corner before whipping her across to the opposite corner. As Mac sets up for Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley (Ho-Train), Jack springs up and into the ring with enough time to hit a pounce on Mac and send him into a rope tangle. This gives Jack and Shannon time to trade offense as Jack subdues Shannon with mat-based offense while Shannon is a bit riskier in her approach. Ultimately, Jack overpowers Shannon and downs her with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker that gets 2 as Shannon shoots a shoulder up at the last second. Jack immediately tries for a Talon claw hold, not quite securing it before Mac untangles himself and deadlifts Jack into a Clemente Bridge Suplex that gets 2 before Shannon breaks up the pin.

Jack and Mac get to their feet as Shannon’s crossbody attack downs both men. Shannon tries to pin Mac, getting 1 before Mac presses her onto Jack. That cover gets 1 as Jack returns the favor. Mac doesn’t even let the count get to 1 before sending Shannon into the air, and delivering an uppercut from a kneeling position as she crashes down. As Mac scrambles to set up Shannon for a Flash Drive, Jack signals to settle for a double-team delayed vertical suplex instead as the two hold Shannon upside down for about 5 seconds before sending her downward. As Mac goes to pick Shannon up, Jack sneaks a surprise rollup on Mac for 2. Mac kips up and hits a Joe Magarac’s Hammer (Polish Hammer) on Jack. Mac tries to pick up Jack up for a Duquesne Incline, but Jack reverses and spins Mac into a Silver Eagle DDT that gets 2.5 before Shannon breaks up the count.

Jack and Shannon exchange glares before a lariat from Shannon is ducked by Jack and unintentionally hits Hightower. Jack immediately checks on Hightower as a dazed Mac shoots up and spears Shannon. A Flash Drive is set up as a man in a blue Nike hooded sweatshirt runs in from the crowd and grabs Mac’s ankle to halt that attempt before dragging him outside. Mac immediately starts brawling with the man, who is revealed to be Zed as the hood is taken down during the fisticuffs. The two brawl up the aisle, much to the delight of the fans in Carson City while on the inside Jack helps Hightower to his feet just as Shannon rolls Jack up and helps herself to a handful of tights as Hightower groggily counts off 3.

Your winner (pinfall, 11:14), Shannon Mann.

Jack, perplexed by the sudden defeat, argues with Hightower about the illegal leverage employed by Shannon as she slides to the outside to celebrate her victory. Meanwhile, Zed and Mac are beating each other silly atop the ramp before road agents and security pour out to halt the brawl. Zed and Mac exchange heated words with each other while being pulled apart as Shannon shoves her way through the scrum to make her way back to the locker room. Back inside, Jack can still be seen pleading his case with Hightower, but to no avail.

MAI MUYO, ZED, STANK, STAN FULTON & MATT FOLZ vs. FIREWOMAN, BRIDGET O’MALLEY, KYLIE MIGNOLIO, AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE & JUSTIN SANE

Mai, Zed and the Saints are accompanied to the ring by Moose and BRICK~!, the crowd boos the ever loving shit out of them. Team AwesomeFace is announced and they come to the ring with Eco. Moose and Eco at ringside, what could possibly go wrong there? The bell rings and Mai and Fire start things off. They waste no time and start hammering one another hockey style, straight punches to the face. Both remain standing, because in the OOWF we are badasses. Mai breaks free and ducks a punch by Fire, then hits a roaring elbow that rocks Fire, sending her to the mat and out of the ring. As Fire gets to her feet Mai tries a running plancha over the top rope, but Fire steps out of the way and Mai crashes to the floor!

Fire pulls Mai to her feet and shoves her back first against the apron, then lands a spinning kick right to the jaw. Mai slumps to the floor. Fire grabs a handful of hair and pulls her to her feet, rolls her into the ring and covers, but Folz is in to break it up at two. Fire whips Mai to the ropes and lowers her head a moment too soon, Mai stands her up with a kick to the jaw, then tries another roaring elbow, but Fire ducks it, catches Mai and throws her to the mat with a release belly to belly suplex. The problem is, Fire hits hard and grabs the back of her head in pain. She did take TWO spike piledrivers last week. The momentum of the move sends Mai into her corner, she reaches up and tags in Folz.

Folz comes in and pulls Fire up and whips her hard into the corner, following her in with a clothesline. Folz keeps Fire in the corner and lands several hard knees to her ribs before hooking her and hitting a snap suplex out of the corner. Folz covers Fire, but Bill comes in and drops an elbow across the back of Folz’ head. Matt pulls Fire up, grabs her by the hair and walks her toward the Saints corner, but Fire puts on the brakes, grabs Folz around the waist and hits a backdrop driver! Folz lands hard on the back if HIS head, and remains dazed on the mat. Fire grabs the back of her head and rolls toward her corner making the tag to Kylie.

Kylie comes into the ring just as Folz is getting to his feet and connects with a perfect drop kick to the jaw. Folz pops back to his feet and Kylie sends him to the ropes, then high into the air with a back drop! Folz hits hard, Kylie bounces off the ropes and drops a leg across Folz’s chest and covers, but Matt kicks out at two. Kylie grabs Folz and traps him in the Kylie Bite (Batista Bite, we can work on a better name) Folz howls in pain as the referee checks to see if he wants to quit. Kylie has Folz right in the middle of the ring! Just when it looks like he is going to quit, Zed runs in and catches Kylie with a HARD boot to the face. This brings the faces in for a moment and for a moment it is chaos. In the melee Zed pulls Kylie to her feet and launches her over the top rope to the floor. As soon as she hits Moose grabs her and hammers her with shots to the face, then grabs her by the back of the head and slams her face first into the post. Kylie falls to the floor, is she even conscious? Yes, she is conscious, and she is also busted wide open.

Moose rolls Kylie into the ring as the referee gets control of the situation and separates everyone. Folz tags Stank into the match, and he immediately drops a fist right on Kylie’s forehead, opening the wound a little more. Stank pulls her to her feet and runs her into the corner and charges in for a big boot, but Kylie moves and Stank gets his leg hung over the top rope. Kylie lands several hard kicks to Stank’s plant leg, eventually knocking him to the mat. Kylie grabs Stank’s free leg and fights for all she has until she gets Stank in the tree of woe! Kylie goes to the opposite corner and charges and connects with a dropkick to Stank’s jaw! Stank falls out of the tree of woe, Kylie wipes the blood from her face and staggers to her corner, and tags in Bill!

Bill comes in like a house on fire, as Stank gets to his feet, Bill clotheslines him to the mat. Bill then heads over to the Saints corner and knocks everyone off the apron to the floor. The crowd pops HUGE for this! Bill turns his attention back to Stank, who is struggling to his feet. Bill grabs Stank and sends him to the ropes and catches Stank in a press slam! Bill presses Stank three times, then drops him to the mat. Where the hell did THAT come from? Is bill making special steroid laden PCPL? Bill covers Stank, but the big man kicks out at two.

Bill grabs Stank and pulls him to his feet, sends him to the ropes and catches him with a spinebuster on the rebound! Bill quickly tags Justin in, Justin heads to the top rope, Bill throws him, rocket launcher! Justin lands on Stank and covers, but again the big man powers out at two. Justin waits for Stank to get to his feet and peppers him with kicks to the legs, ribs and head. Justin hits the ropes for a final clothesline, but Stank side steps and sends Justin to the far ropes, then damn near decapitates him with a clothesline. Seriously, set up viewing hours, Justin is no longer with us. Stank covers, but Bridget saves Justin with a kick to Stank’s jaw. Stank gets to his feet and nails Bridget from behind, sending her through the ropes to the floor.

Stank turns his attention back to Justin, who is still face down on the mat. Stank grabs Justin by the leg and drags him to the Saints corner and tags in Stan. On the outside, Bridget is getting to her feet, BRICK~! is slowly sneaking up on her, he has a cane in his hands and is about to charge and nail Bridget across the throat when Eco shoves her aside and takes the shot himself! Eco is on the floor grabbing his throat gasping for air, BRICK~! looks at him strangely and backs away. Fire leaves the apron to check on him, the camera pans around and we see the Saints snarling at Fire. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Fulton has Justin in a bear hug, and he is fading fast. The crowd starts chanting JUST-IN-SANE, JUST-IN-SANE and Justin gets some fight back in him. He claps Fulton’s ears and Fulton releases the hold and staggers backward into the corner. Justin slides out of the ring and grabs Fulton’s feet, dropping him to the mat, then pulls him back crotching the big man on the post! Justin isn’t done yet though, he climbs to the top rope and hits a warrior stomp right to the back of Fulton’s head! Fulton might be out!

Justin races to his corner and tags in Bridget, they pull Fulton to the middle of the ring and roll him over, Bridget springs off the ropes with a lionsault and covers, but Fulton powers out just before the three! Fulton fights to his feet and stops Bridget in her tracks with a chop to the throat. Bridget drops to her knees, Fulton grabs her head and repeatedly drives a knee into her face. Bridget slumps to the mat and the referee moves in to make sure she is still conscious. She is. Fulton pulls her to her feet, scoops her up and plants her with a running powerslam. Fulton quickly gets to his feet and hits a dropline on Bridget! He covers, but a horribly bloody Kylie races into the ring and pounces on Fulton and tries to get him in the Kylie Bite! She almost has Stan in the move when Moose reaches into the ring, grabs her leg and pulls her to the outside!

Kylie hits the floor hard and Moose is right on her, hammering her with shots to the face. Eco races around the ring and confronts Moose. Eco cocks his fist back and almost punches Moose, but stops himself. Meanwhile Kylie low blows a distracted Moose, dropping him to the floor. Eco ushers her back around the ring while Moose writhes in pain. Inside the ring, Fulton is on his feet, he drags Bridget to the corner and tags in Zed. Fulton pulls Bridget up and drops her across his knee, Zed climbs to the top rope and drops a knee across her chest spinning her to the mat. Zed covers, but somehow Bridget kicks out at two.

Zed works over Bridget hitting her with numerous suplexes and back breakers. Every time he covers, she kicks out. Zed whips Bridget to the corner and charges in, but Bridget gets her foot up catching him right on the jaw. Bridget grabs Zed and pulls him into the corner, climbs the ropes and hits a tornado DDT! Bridget covers, but Mai races into the ring and breaks it up with a kick to the back of Bridget’s head. As Mai turns to leave the ring, she glares at Fire. Bridget gets to her feet first and tags in Fire. Zed wants NONE of that, he quickly crawls across the ring and makes the tag to Fire.

The two brawl, same as they did to start the match. This time Fire blocks a punch from Mai and catches her right on the bridge of the nose with a headbutt! Mai staggers back, Fire whips her to the ropes and scoops her up on the rebound and hits a sitout piledriver! Fire gets to her feet and races to the corner and is about to hit a firesault, when Folz runs down the apron and knocks her foot off the top rope, Fire falls off the top rope awkwardly, landing hard on the back of her head and shoulder. Mai takes immediate advantage of this, grabbing Fire’s legs and turning her over in a sharpshooter! Fire snarls, and the camera turns and we see Moose standing right in front of her, expressionless while Fire snarls in pain. Fire reaches out, and Moose walks away. The referee repeatedly asks if Fire wants to tap, but she refuses. Finally after several agonizing minutes, Fire reaches the bottom rope and forces the break! Mai reluctantly breaks the hold and tags Zed back in.

Zed drops several knees across the small of Fire’s back, then in an ultimate dick move, grabs Fire’s arms and hits a firestomp! That is not going to sit well with Fire. Zed pulls Fire to her feet and sends her to the ropes, Zed ducks down, Fire leapfrogs over her, on the rebound Zed tries a clothesline, but Fire ducks, Fire hits the far ropes and connects with a buisaku knee to the face! The camera catches Moose just glaring at her. Fire is not done though, she pulls Zed to his feet and hits a Moose killer! Fire covers, but Folz rushes into the ring and NAILS Fire with a hard kick to the always injured ribs. Fire rolls across the ring and tags in Bridget.

Bridget comes into the ring and pulls Zed to his feet, sends him to the ropes and connects with a superkick on the rebound. Zed falls to the mat in the corner, and BRICK~! races around the ring, reaching into his fanny pack for something. And given his track record, that something is no doubt a roll of quarters. Before he can hand the quarters to Zed, Mac races down the ramp with a chair, he slams the chair across BRICK~!’s “back” and the anthropomorphized BRICK~! staggers forward and gets DROPPED with a superkick from Eco! BRICK~! is down, Mai hops off the apron and confronts her brother, they argue violently for a moment and are about to come to blows when Fire races across the ring and dives between the ropes and takes Mai out! They fight at ringside.

Inside the ring, Bridget pulls Zed to his feet and sends him to the ropes, as he hits, Folz tags himself in. Zed ducks a clothesline attempt from Bridget and slides out of the ring and attacks Mac. Now they are fighting at ringside! Folks this thing is starting to break down! Folz comes into the ring and grabs Bridget from behind for an Olympic slam, but Bridget slips off his shoulders, tags in Kylie, then slides out of the ring to help Mac fight off Zed. Fulton and Stank drop off the apron as well, Fulton heads over to where Fire is choking Mai with a cable and nails Fire with a forearm to the back of the head. Meanwhile Stank evens the odds for Zed against Mac and Bridget. Justin and Bill join the fray and it is a big brawl around ringside.

Inside the ring a bloody Kylie has Folz on the ropes hammering him with chops. She sends him across the ring and connects with a Kylie con rana that drives Folz to the mat! Kylie heads to the corner and climbs the ropes. As Folz stands, Kylie leaps and tries for a missile dropkick, but Folz moves and Kylie crashes to the mat. Folz immediately grabs her leg and traps her in the ankle lock! Kylie howls in pain, and looks worse that Steve Austin in the Hart match, but she refuses to tap! Folz is going to snap her ankle!

Eco gets into the ring and right in Folz’ face, Folz smirks and begs Eco to hit him. Once again Eco rears back and is about to nail Folz, but he stops himself knowing that the second he hits Folz he is fair game for the Saints. Instead, Eco drops to the mat and pleads with Kylie to quit, saver her ankle so she can fight another day. Kylie refuses, even though there is clearly no escape. Finally, sensing there is no other option Eco gets to his feet, cocks his fist and……….nails the referee! The referee hits the mat, Eco didn’t hit him full strength, but hard enough to get what’s coming next, the referee immediately calls for the bell~
WINNERS in 46:59 by disqualification – Zed, Mai Muyo, Stank, Stan Fulton & Matt Folz

Folz keeps the hold on, and Eco calls for someone to come into the ring. Justin and Bill break free and hit the ring, Folz releases the hold and bails. He joins Moose, BRICK~!, Stank, Fulton, Mai and Zed as they back up the ramp victoriously. The camera pans back to the ring where everyone helps Kylie to her feet. She is horrifically bloody and can barely stand on one leg. Welcome to the OOWF kid! Zed starts back toward the ring, he still has some words for Mac and Bridget. The rest wait at the top of the ramp. As Zed and Mac jaw at one another, a masked man with a baseball bat hops the guardrail and cracks Zed right across the back of the head. The rest of the Saints and Mai race to get the masked man, but he slips into the audience and disappears. The Saints and Mai help Zed up, and to the back. The camera pans back to the ring and we see Kylie standing tall in the middle of the ring (with a little help) while Mac and Bridget smirk at the attack, and we fade to black.

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#863)
Live! From Sacramento, California
May 30, 2018

SYB vs. JUSTIN SANE

SYB is announced first and makes his way to the ring, the crowd boos him loudly. SYB ignores them and grabs a mic:

Some of you might not remember who I am. My name is SYB, and I believe in walking softly and carrying a big stick <not so subtly grabbing his crotch> so tonight, all my little SYBians out there <stifled laughter from the crowd> will pleasure ME by cheering my greatness!”

Justin is announced and makes his way to the ring. He steps between the ropes and gives SYB a strange look, then climbs the turnbuckles and points to himself RVD style and the crowd roars JUST-IN-SANE!!!!

SYB attacks from behind and hammers Justin with punches, backing him into the corner, he unloads a couple of chops, then tries to whip Justin across the ring but Justin slides out of the ring, SYB follows, Justin slides right back in, as SYB follows, Justin stomps on his hands, SYB howls in pain. Justin pulls him to his feet and grabs him and runs to the corner for the ACID DROP, but SYB catches him and drops him crotch first on the top rope! Justin falls to the mat, SYB rolls him up, puts his feet on the ropes for good measure, and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 7:29 - SYB

KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE

Both make their way to the ring and shake hands. As Kylie makes her way to the corner, we see more signs for Josie, several reading “JOSIE 4 CEO!” When the bell rings they lock up and Bill backs Kylie to the corner, we get a clean break that that crowd appreciates. Bill shows he has the power advantage by keeping the faster Kylie on the mat. Kylie fights through it and grounds Bill with a spinning heel kick to the jaw followed by an ASAI MOONSAULT! Kylie heads to the corner for a moonsault, but Bill gets to his feet and catches her and PLANTS her with a POWERSLAM! Bill covers, but Kylie kicks out at two. Bill heads to the top rope and goes for the MASON DIXON LINE, but Kylie moves out of the way and Bill crashes and burns! Kylie locks Bill in a magistral cradle and gets the three count!
WINNER in 12:47 – Kylie Mignolio

After the bell, Kylie helps Bill to his feet and the two of them shake hands. Bill raises Kylie’s arm as the crowd gives them both a standing ovation.

JACK BULLET vs. SKURGE

Skurge is out first, he waits in the corner for the champ to come out, even though this is non-title. Bullet comes out and Mike Elevenbee does the announcement for both men. The bell rings and Skurge attacks. Skurge keeps control of Bullet with a variety of suplexes and back drop moves. People forget, Skurge is Canadian, which clearly means he is good at hockey and pro wrestling. Bullet rallies from the fans cheers and sends Skurge to the floor with a back drop over the top rope. Skurge grabs Bullet from the outside and pulls him under the ropes and tries to whip him into the ringpost, Bullet reverses it, pulls Skurge back and hits a RELEASE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX on the floor! Skurge crashes to the concrete right on the back of his head! Bullet pulls him to his feet, and it is clear Skurge legit has no idea where he is. Bullet slides him into the ring and traps Skurge in the TALON, the referee checks and quickly calls for the bell!
WINNER in 13:29 – Jack Bullet

Jack heads to the back, slapping hands with the fans, meanwhile officials help Skurge to the back.

SHIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU-COX & STANK vs. GHOSTHEAD & SHANNON MANN

The Saints are announced, and they come to the ring, and Sizzle demands to be in front of Stank. Stank arches an eyebrow, then shakes his head. Once in the ring, Sizzle demands to start the match. Stank gives him an amused look and lets him start. Shannon and Ghost are announced and make their way to the ring. The second the bell rings Shannon is all over Sizzle, and not in a good way. Sizzle is battered from one corner to the other, but he doesn’t fight back! He finally catches a punch from Shannon and plants a big kiss on her lips, then points to Ghost. Shannon looks at him incredulously and makes the tag. A none-too pleased Ghost steps in and, well, to say he took out his frustration on Sizzle would be a bit of an understatement, bad back and all. Sizzle gets in a desperation shot with a LUNGBLOWER to Ghost’s lower back. Sizzle gets to his feet and staggers and dives toward the corner to make the tag, but it looks like he catches Stank right in the eye! Stank falls off the apron grabbing his eye in pain. Ghost grabs Sizzle and plants him with a HORROR DRIVER, then locks him in the PHANTASMAGORIA until Sizzle submits……..numerous times.
WINNERS in 10:08 – Shannon Mann & Ghosthead

Stank, who’s eye is immediately better, grabs Sizzle and pulls him out of the ring and hefts him over his shoulder and heads to the back.

MAI MUYO vs. MAC FLASHER

Mai attacks Mac before the bell rings and unleashes a barrage of kicks to the ribs, thighs, knees and finally the head. Mai quickly goes for the cover, but Mac kicks out at two. Mai pulls Mac to his feet and sends him onto the corner chest first, Mac hits and staggers backward, Mai springs off the ropes with a lariat that takes Mac to the mat once again. Again Mai pounces and covers, but Mac kicks out at two. The action continues at a furious pace, Mai goes for a springboard drop kick, but Mac moves out of the way and connects with a drop kick to Mai’s face. Mac pulls her to her feet and hits a butterfly suplex into a lungblower. Mac covers Mai, but Mai is out at two. The crowd is torn for a bit, but then Mai catches Mac with a low blow behind the referee’s back and rolls him into a small package for a two count. After that the fans boo Mai. The end comes when Mai has Mac in the Trinitarian! Mac fights through it and gets to the ropes forcing the break. As Mai gets to her feet, she sees Fire standing at the top of the ramp. That momentary distraction allows Mac to get to his feet, grab Mai and hit the FLASH DRIVE! Mac covers, one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 26:44 – Mac Flasher

As soon as the bell rings Fire races to the ring and attacks Mai. She hammers Mai with straight punches to the face and pulls the garrote from around her neck and starts to wrap it around Mai’s throat when the Saints hit the ring. Moose grabs Fire from behind and throws her across the ring while the rest grab Mai and pull her out of the ring to safety. Fire and Moose exchange snarls. Folz slides into the ring to go after Fire, and Moose steps aside. As the two are about to come to blows officials flood the ring and prevent a brawl.

TEXPRESS vs. SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

After all the intros the bell rings and Chad and Matt keep it an actual wrestling match……for a few minutes. Chad reverses one too many of Matt’s holds and Matt rakes the eyes and runs Chad’s face down the ropes, chokes him and snaps him back into the ring. As Chad stands up, Folz connects with a sick kick then tags in Fulton. Fulton and Folz double team Chad a little too long, and that brings in Zane. The four men brawl inside and outside the ring. Folz grabs Chad and slams him on the announce table, then climbs up to give him an Olympic slam, but Zane breaks free of Fulton and clips Folz’s leg sending both men down and crashing through the Portuguese Announce Table! Fulton attacks Zane from behind knocking him face first into the ringpost. Fulton pulls Zane’s bloody head back and repeatedly hammers it with elbows, widening the gash even further. While the teams are trying to kill one another, the referee is making the count. No one even comes close to getting back in the ring.
WINNER – Double Count out in 16:10

BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Bridget goes after Zed to lock up, but Zed decides to play some mind games and bails out of the ring every time she wants to lock up. The crowd boos the shit out of Zed and BRICK~! but they don’t care. Zed mocks fans at ringside, and one of the times he does, he wanders a little too close to the ring and Bridget grabs him and pulls him into the ring. Bridget UNLOADS on Zed, beating him all over the ring. Zed tries to call a time out, but Bridget nails him with a shining wizard and covers. BRICK~! gets Zed’s foot on the bottom rope just before the three count, but the ref hits three. Bridget gets to her feet and celebrates, the crowd goes nuts, but the referee explains his foot is under the ropes. While this is going on, BRICK~! once again slides something to Zed. Bridget pulls Zed to his feet while BRICK~! distracts the referee, Zed hits a right cross and Bridget drops like she’d been shot! Zed shoves the weapon into his tights, the referee turns around and sees the pin, counts one…….two…….

Russ: BAH GAWD NOT LIKE THIS!

THREE!
WINNER in 18:42 – and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Zed

After the bell rings a masked man slides into the ring and grabs the roll of quarters from Zed’s tights and shows the referee. The referee sees this and immediately calls for the bell, he confers with the referee……
WINNER via reversed decision – Bridget O’Malley

Zed and BRICK~! are FURIOUS! Bridget stands victorious in the ring as the crowd celebrates, and the masked man slowly backs up the ramp watching everyone.

Russ: Was that the same masked man that was with Eco?
Razz: I dunno Russ! Kinda looked like him!
Russ: What is THAT all about?
Razz: Who the hell knows! Does this mean that Bridget is still the number one contender?
Russ: It would certainly seem that way!

The camera pans back to an angry BRICK~! and Zed, then into the ring to a celebrating Bridget as we fade

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OOWF Bloodbath in Paradise 8 (#862)
Live! From Honolulu, Hawaii
May 27, 2018


SHIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU-COX vs. SHANNON MANN vs. STANK

Stank makes the entrance first, as the clear heel, and it appears he is in NO MOOD for this. Next Shannon comes out but she doesn't make it far before Sizzlechest comes out and awkwardly takes her arm to walk her to the ring. He rushes to the ring to hold the ropes open for her, which she kind of just goes along with. Jonathan Hightower explains the rules of this threeway match and starts to call for the bell, but Sizzlechest stops him and awkwardly again escorts Shannon to the corner, and through his very exaggerated hand motions, he insists that she stay out of this and let the men handle it. Shannon is amused and decides to acquiesce, bowing to him in "respect." Sizzlechest breaks out into a huge smile and turns to face Stank. If Stank is amused at all, he is not letting on. Sizzlechest throws everything he has at Stank, which, let's face it, isn't much. He leaps onto Stank's back, for a sleeper hold, Dolph Ziggler style. He "locks it on" and Stank tries to get him off. But it's not working. Stank starts to blink his eyes quickly and reaches around as if he can't see. Shannon starts to come in but Sizzle chest yells for her to stay put. Stank staggers and clearly is having some difficulty. Hightower lifts Stanks arm once.....it falls. Twice....it falls. Is he out on his feet? Hightower raises it a third time and NO~! With an evil annoyed look, Stank rushes backward into the ringpost and crushes Sizzlechest against it. Sizzlechest drops to the mat and Stank picks him up and tosses him like a rag doll across the floor. He picks him into fireman's carry and...STANK U~! That's the end of that.....
WINNER in 4:28 - Stank

BEER MONEY vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE – TLC Match

SYB and Skurge come down to the ring first, showing little sign of their battle scars from the last couple weeks, carrying ladder chairs! Ladder chairs, chairs with multiple rungs of seats, are the newest fad here in Honolulu, and the fans show their appreciation for the cultural awareness by throwing leis at SYB and Skurge. Skruge makes some comment that draws groan-laughter from the front row, that presumably was about being “lei-d.” SYB makes some additional comment, with a lot more pelvic thrusting, that just draws stunned silence.

Here comes Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane now, running down with unfashionable, compact folding chairs as they climb onto the apron – SYB and Skurge grab their own weapons—Bill and Justin suddenly throw the chairs into the ring! Skurge catches the chair as SYB bats it out of the way – now Bill and Justin go flying over the ropes . . . Justin kicks the chair into Skurge’s head as SYB swats Bill out of the sky with his giant chair. Now that’s 50/50 booking folks! Justin grabs Skurge’s giant ladder-chair just as SYB swings his—both SLAM their chairs into each other, and drop them given the shock. SYB covers his ears after the loud noise as Justin takes advantage to ram some forearms into SYB’s face—Justin bounds off the opposite ropes, and clotheslines SYB—SYB holds on and both topple over the ropes to the floor!

Meanwhile, in the ring, Bill and Skurge stumble upward—Skurge grabs the small chair and jams it into the gut of Bill! Skurge tries to hook Bill up for a piledriver on the chair (two minutes in, what kind of shitty indie show is this?), but Bill reverses with a back body drop to Skurge! Skurge rolls out of the ring, and Bill follows after him, pulling a table out from under the ring—before he can set it up, SYB comes off the steps, Lou Thesz Press down! SYB begins throwing blows onto Bill on top of the flat table as Skurge gets up and double-hooks Bill up – double-snap-suplex on Bill on the table! As Beer Money gets up, they both get WHACKED in the face with a ladder, courtesy of a huge toss by Justin Sane! SYB and Skurge go down as Justin pulls out the giant ladder chair from the ring – WHACK to the back of SYB, WHACK to the back of Skurge! Justin finally sets up the ladder chair as a ladder – the crowd goes NUTS, but really, it’s only two steps of elevation. Justin runs up the stepladder, and flies with a crossbody onto Skurge . . . but Skurge catches Justin, stumbling backwards—Skurge throws Justin into the audience! Justin begins to be crowd-surfed across the Honolulu crowd.

Skurge turns around, and catches a table right to the gut from Bill! Bill with another shot in the gut, and then a third for Skurge to go down. Bill finally sets up the table with bad intentions, walking over to SYB—but he was playing possum, uppercut to Bill. Bill stumbles, but then begins driving knees into the gut of SYB . . . Bill hooks SYB up, POWERBOMB ON THE APRON! Folks, did you know that’s the hardest part of the ring? Now Skurge runs around the table and flattens Bill with a running clothesline, pounding his head against the ground. Skurge now drags a ladder out from under the ring (more toys! always more toys!) and RAMS it into the gut of Bill! Skurge sets up the ladder before grabbing the ladder chair and folding it up, and slamming it into Bill’s face!

This being TLC, we’re not going to any kind of pinfall off that . . . Skurge rolls on Bill on top of the table while SYB gets back up and begins to climb up the ladder . . . SYB is looking to go full Hardy Boyz style here—wait! Justin got crowdsurfed around to the other side of the ring, he’s set up on the guardrail and he runs up – Justin catches SYB halfway up the ladder, POWERBOMB onto the mats below! Skurge runs around to the other end as Justin leaps off the ladder onto Skurge; Skurge catches Justin and powerbombs him into the ladder! The ladder falls over onto Bill as Justin writhes on the ground. Skurge throws the ladder to the side, and shoves Bill off the table, before picking Justin up for a powerbomb . . . but now Bill himself is up and picks Skurge up below the legs . . . Bill’s going for the ELECTRIC CHAIR, but with Skurge still holding on to Justin . . . Bill’s legs buckle, but Skurge and Justin still go through the table in a heap!

Meanwhile, SYB is back into the ring, grabbing onto one of the basic chairs as he crawls in, unable to stand straight up on his back—Bill runs in, but SYB jabs Bill in the gut! SYB slams the chair onto Bill’s back to knock him down! SYB sets the chair up under Bill’s head before bounding off the opposite ropes . . . but Bill manages to pop up as the pained SYB charges forward, MASON DIXON LINE onto the chair! Bill into the cover: 1—2—3!

Winners in 15:32 . . . Banned From Everywhere!

MAI MUYO vs. FIREWOMAN – Steel Cage Match

As the cage lowers "Hero" plays and Mai Muyo makes her way down to the ring. She's clearly not her usual self as we can see that her eyes have a hard edge to them. "I am the Fire" brings Firewoman down, her eyes locked on Mai the entire time. Fire gets in the ring, the cage comes down and this one is underway.

Despite the recent animosity between the two, they start out playing it surprisingly straight. They lock up and Mai snaps off an armdrag, hanging on and transitioning into an armbar. Fire works her way to her feet and tries to hiptoss out of it, but Mai blocks and tries to reverse. Fire blocks that and hits a modified hiptoss that drops Mai in a backbreaker across her knee. Fire pulls Mai to her feet, backs her to the ropes, and sends her across the ring. Mai ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying forearm. She rolls to her feet and goes back to the ropes, sliding into Fire with a dropkick as she sits up. Mai pulls Fire to her feet and backs her into the corner. She unloads with a series of chops and hits an Irish whip. Fire reverses, sending Mai into the corner. Mai springs to the middle turnbuckle and leaps off with a back elbow, but Fire snags her out of the air and drives her to the mat with a German suplex. She bridges, but Mai rolls a shoulder at two.

Both ladies are up and Fire blocks a forearm, firing back with several of her own. She doubles Mai over with a knee to the midsection and snaps her over with a suplex. Fire drops a pair of knees into her head, then rolls her over. Fire grabs an arm. but as she tries for the other Mai rolls, pulling her off balance. Mai sweeps the legs, then sits Fire up and hits a Mr. Perfect style rolling neck snap. Mai rolls to her feet, pivots, and drives a knee into Fire's temple. Mai then picks Fire up and levels her with a picture perfect brainbuster. Mai covers 1...2...Fire rolls her shoulder at 2.9999. NOW Mai shows her frustration, picking Fire up and propelling Fire into the cage Once, Twice, and a third time for good measure. Mai's now opened up a cut on Fire's forehead, and she quickly deepens the cut by mounting Fire and slamming elbows into it via some UFC style ground and pound. Mai covers again and again gets a very close 2 count. Mai with a running powerslam and she goes up looking to finish, but Fire moves out of the way of the Savior Splash and Mai goes crashing down hard to the canvas. Fire pulls herself to her feet, wipes the blood out of her eyes and now looks pissed.

She whips Mai into the corner and unloads on her with hard chops that sound like gun shots. Fire with a release Overhead Belly To Belly Suplex that sends Mai flying halfway across the ring. Fire doesn’t hesitate at all, she pulls Mai to a sitting position and lands several stiff kicks to her back, then hits the ropes and nails Mai with a hard forearm to the back of the head. She picks Mai up in a bearhug position and then returns the favor by slamming Mai's head into the cage 3 times, triggering a cut. Fire plants Mai with a spinebuster and then a curbstomp gets 2. Fire picks Mai up by the hair but Mai with a thumb to the eye. Mai with an Irish Whip but Fire ducks under the clothesline and leaps up into a crucifix. Mai's shoulders are on the mat, the referee's in position, 1....2....a stunned Mai can't kick out before 3.

Winner (Pinfall, 20:32) Firewoman

An enraged Mai first protests the count, then spins Fire around and nails her with a Superkick. When the referee tries to intervene Mai nails him with the End Is Here. Mai stomps on the downed Fire as the cage begins to rise. Matt Folz comes down to the ring and pulls Mai away and gently shoves her into a corner. Mai (and the crowd) appear confused as Matt helps Fire to her feet.

Russ: Maybe Matt's trying to play peacemaker between these two?

Matt then smirks and pulls Fire into an Angle Slam.

Russ: Then again, maybe not.

Matt smiles and then goes over and hugs Mai with a huge grin on his face. As the crowd boos and starts to throw garbage into the ring, the former MJM Inc start to stomp on Fire.

Razz: I never thought we'd see fans throwing garbage at Mai Muyo.

Matt says something to Mai, Mai nods and heads to the second rope. Matt puts Fire in position and he and Mai hit a Spike Piledriver. Matt picks a barely moving Fire up and he and Mai hit a second Spike Piledriver.

Russ: By Gawd, Two Spike Piledrivers. Someone please get out here and stop these two.

FINALLY Ecosystem, OOWF Officials and Medical Personnel come out from the back. Matt mockingly waves at Eco as he and Mai exit the ring.

KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. JACK BULLET – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match – 60 Minute Time Limit

Kylie’s music plays first and she gets a huge ovation from the crowd. On her way to the ring she stops, smiles and points to a sign that says “JOSIE 4 PRESIDENT!” Kylie steps into the ring and waits in the corner. Jack Bullet’s music plays next and he makes his way to the ring, the OOWF Onslaught champion slaps hands with the fans and steps into the ring. Mike Elevenbee takes care of the announcements and the two meet in the middle of the ring and shake hands and wish one another a good match. They head back to neutral corners, the bell rings and we are underway.

This match has a real old school feel to it. They know they each have plenty of time to work with, so neither gets in much of a hurry. Even though they know one another well, they feel one another out. Jack goes with some chain wrestling, taking Kylie to the mat with an arm drag, then working her arm and shoulder. Kylie patiently works through the hold and fights back to her feet and pushes Jack into the corner, the referee calls for the break and we get a clean break, no surprise there.

After nearly twenty minutes the action picks up. Kylie sends Jack to the ropes and tries a hurracarana, but Jack catches her and plants her on the mat, then rolls her over into a Boston crab. Kylie tries to get to the ropes, but she is too far to reach. The referee asks her several times if she wants to quit, but she refuses. She works Jack’s leg and finally manages to somehow roll Jack into a pinning position. Surprised by the reversal, Jack grabs the rope to force the break.

Bullet uses his first rope break

The action continues on with the crowd eating up all the action. The fact that the match has stayed in the ring is not lost on the fans. After nearly forty five minutes of non-stop action, both wrestlers have used all their breaks. There is no hiding now. Jack sends Kylie to the ropes and tries a drop kick, but Kylie hooks the top rope. Jack hits the mat, then staggers to his feet. Kylie charges and plants Jack with a bulldog and covers, but Jack kicks out at two. Kylie waits for Jack to get to his feet and lands an enziguri that stuns Bullet and sends him to the mat. Kylie races to the corner and tries a moonsault, but Jack moves at the last second! Kylie crashes and burns, Jack gets to his feet, grabs her and plants her with the SILVER BULLET, then rolls her into a small package, one……two…..THREE!
WINNER in 53:44 – and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion – Jack Bullet

After the match Jack helps Kylie to her feet, she is clearly disappointed with the loss, but she shakes Jack’s hand and raises it in victory. The two share a hug of mutual respect, then Kylie bails out of the ring to let Jack soak in his celebration, but he doesn’t for long. He waves to the crowd then leaves the ring and walks to the back with Kylie.

TEXPRESS vs. SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title 2/3 Falls Match

The challengers make their way out first, not least because they’re a traditional sort; you don’t get to the be the Measuring Sticks by not knowing your way around this place. Chad and Zane slap some hands but then head into the ring quickly, still stretching out, preparing for a marathon. Out next come the World Tag Team Champions, Fulton and Folz, who look out at the fans and soak in the unfavorable reaction . . . though they stop at a nine-year-old kid with braces who is carrying a “Press F to Pay Respects” sign, where the “F” begins the words Folz and Fulton, and Stan has to explain the meme to Matt as they enter the ring . . .

. . . Anyway, the big men are starting off the match here, as Stan Fulton and Zane Myers lock up tight, fighting for an inch . . . Stan eventually gets the side headlock, Zane tries to lift up for a back suplex, nothing doing as Stan fights down, pulling Zane to the ground . . .Zane now pushes them both up, a couple elbows to the side of Fulton, pushes Fulton off the ropes, sling into the other side, Zane charges with a pounce attempt but Fulton catches him with a high knee. Fulton then goes off the ropes himself for another knee charge, but Zane composes himself and BLASTS Fulton with a clothesline! Stan goes down off his feet—early in the match for that—but he’s right back up as Zane charges back—catches Zane, side belly to belly to put Zane down! Stan into the cover off the signature—just barely 2 as Zane powers out. Stan whips Zane into the turnbuckles and runs for the big splash—nobody home as Zane spins away from the crash, gets behind the stumbling Stan, and NOW nails the back suplex! Zane into the cover: 1—2—Stan looked to be kicking out, but we don’t have to know as Matt Folz breaks it up! This could be a long two out of three . . . but Chad’s got no time for that, as he bumrushes Folz with a SPEAR! Folz and Chad go rolling out of the ring, Chad kicking a dent into Folz’s chest against the barricade as Zane drives knees into the side of Fulton in the ring . . .

. . Suddenly, the tables turn as Folz grabs Chad in by the leg and neck, and half-exploders him over the guardrail! In the ring, Stan takes advantage of Zane taking a look and hooks Zane between the legs and up for a SAMOAN DROP! Rather than pin, Stan pulls Zane back up for a second Samoan! Now into the cover . . . Zane kicks out at two! Stan gets up and begins to (peacefully, but forcefully) argue with the referee . . . and with Stan’s mass blocking the referee’s view, Matt runs in the ring, PUNT KICK to Zane! Matt rolls out of the ring as Stan turns back around and scoops, Third Samoan, one two three!

Winners of the first fall (8:22) . . . the Saints of Sinners!

Not working by the hour, Folz and Fulton want to get this done quickly as Chad is crawling out from the fans—as soon as Zane is up and the referee gives the green light, Fulton shoves Zane in the corner and drives a couple stomps before tagging in Folz, who comes in with jackhammer stomps for the proverbial mudhole, before pulling Zane up such that Stan grabs him into a chokehold over the ropes. The referee argues that you can’t do that as Matt goes to the opposite corner (and Stan provides a contrary view) . . .all of a sudden, Chad is back out, and uses both his arms to pull out Stan’s tree-trunk of a leg, causing the big man to release his grip and crash face first on the steps! As Matt charges in, the now free Zane sidesteps, and Matt’s Stinger Splash only gives him a stinger on his sternum!
As Matt stumbles off of the turnbuckles, Zane bounds off the opposite ropes—and NOW he hits the Pounce to send Matt flying (but not out of the ring). That burst of energy must have been on instinct, as Zane is now rolling slowly to his partner who just made it to the opposite end . . . but he gets there, HOT TAG! Chad comes in with a knockdown to Matt, another knockdown, times Matt for a back suplex (what is this, SuperCena Time?) but Matt reverses, TAZMISSION! Matt tries to cinch it in and pull Chad down, to wrap this thing up . . . but Chad runs Matt backwards into the turnbuckles back first! Chad spins around and begins lighting Matt’s chest up with some chops , before giving him a few mudhole stomps of his own. Chad hits the opposite turnbuckle and charges in with a flying dropkick—nobody home as Matt actually pulled himself up to the top rope! Chad takes an unpleasant landing on his side and arm, grabbing his arm as he gets up to a knee—Stan is back up now, and Matt thinks about staying on the top rope . . . he doesn’t go up there much folks, but his partner holds the rope steady. As Chad turns around, Matt comes off with a crossbodSUPERKICK FROM CHAD! Sniper shot from right out of the air. Stan tries to get in the ring, but now Zane blocks him from getting in as Chad gets the quick cover: 1—2—3! Matt was too stunned to get up.

Winners of the second fall (17:15) . . . Texpress!

Chad gives Matt the appropriate space to get up before the referee can —but as he’s doing so, Stan successfully shoves Zane off him and nails Chad from behind with a stiff forearm to the head! Chad goes down as Zane gets back up and begins to unload on Stan – the two brawl into the corner as Matt gets up and uppercuts Chad! Folks, we have a full Tornado Tag situation here – the referee tries to maintain order by at least getting Zane and Stan to take it outside the ring. Zane tries to pull out a back suplex on Stan—Stan struggles, Zane modifies just as Matt scoops Chad under—Matt hits an Olympic Slam on Chad just as Zane hits an Olympic Slam on Stan! Not the kind of stereo either man was looking for—Matt goes into the cover on Chad, and Zane leaps over in time to break it up.

Matt and Zane begin throwing blows, with Zane nailing the suplex machine with a few good shots to the abdomen, but Matt takes advantage of the open arm swing, ties it up, hammerlock suplex! Zane grabs his shoulder in pain as Stan runs over with a running knee to the side of Zane’s shoulder, sending him rolling out of the ring—but there’s Chad, back up from outside the ring, springboard dropkick to send Stan flying, but Stan catches himself off the ropes and Matt suddenly grabs Chad around the legs, BIG clothesline from Stan to Chad! Stan and Matt grab both a leg and arm of Chad . . . SPIRIT SQUAD SLAM! That looked nasty, and Matt goes into the cover as Stan puts his boot on Matt’s back for the exclamation point: 1 . . . 2 . . .

. . . no!

Despite the pressure of both men, Chad gets the shoulder up to Matt and Stan’s shock. Matt stands up straight before both of the World Tag Team Champions begin to stomp away on Chad as the boos rain down . . . but now here’s Zane back in, swinging the one good arm to backfist Matt down and then grab Stan in with a choke—Stan wrenches on the bad arm to break it, twisting it behind Zane – Zane is in obvious pain, but guts it out with some back elbows—Stan reacts by shoving Zane forward into his partner as he stumbles to the knee—Chad manages to hold his ground and only stumble back slightly as Zane slows his own charge . . . but Chad stumbles back into Matt’s Tazmission! Matt tries to shake Chad around but Zane goozles Matt—but Stan yanks Zane back, back suplex right on the bad shoulder! Matt keeps Chad locked in with Stan getting right in Chad’s face . . . but Chad suddenly kicks Stan off, swings Matt off to the mat, Chad spots Stan on the charge, SUPERKICK to Stan – Stan catches the boot, but Zane jumps on Stan from behind, forcing him to release . . . Chad regains his footing, but Matt Folz hits another Olympic Slam! Good grief! Zane gets Stan down to one knee, but Matt goes around and yanks Zane off with a Tazmission . . . Stan gets free and bounds off the second rope, CRUSHER SPLASH to Chad! Just as Zane THROWS Matt off his back, Stan tackles Zane down, and Matt rolls over, one arm across Chad as Chad just took the ultimate one-two punch . . . Stan just manages to hold Zane down by the bad shoulder . . . 1-2-3!

Winner of the third fall . . . and STILL the World Tag Team Champions . . . (29:23) The Saints of Sinners!

Stan Fulton grabs Matt Folz and pulls him out of the ring over the shoulder as he goes to collect their championships, and Zane checks on Chad in the ring.

ZED vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

“Hero” draws out Zed, who is shadowboxing on his way to the ring – mockingly, of course – while BRICK~! pretends to towel off Zed as he pauses. Zed steps into the ring and salutes the small pocket of fans encouraging him before “Crown on the Ground” pierces through as Bridget O’Malley sprints to the ring and immediately pounces Zed, drilling his head off the canvas as “Junior” Hale pulls off the Intercontinental Champion. Bridget tears toward Zed again, only to get dropped by a right hand to the jaw, with the impact causing quarters to fall over the mat.

Hale admonishes Zed and threatens disqualification while Bridget shakes the cobwebs and just urges Hale to ring the bell. Before Hale checks on Bridget, he does notice that Zed is packing another roll of quarters in the band of his tights. Despite Zed and BRICK~!’s protests – or claims that they have to pay a meter during the match – Hale removes the roll from the ring as BRICK~! coyly sneaks a foreign object into the back of Zed’s tights. Bridget rubs her jaw a bit more as Hale signals for the bell with the champion tearing into Zed with ferocity. Zed slides out from underneath Bridget’s ground-and-pound attack and into a standing hip toss and a few stomps. Zed rolls underneath the ropes and consults BRICK~! while Hale runs the count to 4 before Zed reenters and rolls right into a double knee to the back of the head. Zed tries to roll away again, only to have Bridget pull him back into the ring and upward. An Irish whip leads to a back body drop that sees Zed almost touch the rafters before landing hard. Bridget, now in firm control while showing no ill effects of the earlier punch, rallies the crowd behind her only for Zed to pull her in for a knee to the stomach. Zed whips Bridget into the ropes and drops her with a leg lariat. Zed follows with a jumping elbow drop and a chin lock with some help from the nearby ropes and an occasional helping hand from BRICK~!. This goes on for over a minute as Hale is more concerned about the location of Zed’s hands on Bridget’s throat as opposed to the nefarious acts happening away from Hale’s line of sight.

Finally Hale catches Zed in the act as BRICK~! is holding Zed’s legs across the middle rope and calls for a break. Zed takes that count to 4 before breaking as Bridget slowly gets vertical. Zed barrels in with a forearm to the jaw, only for Bridget to retaliate with one of her own. With appropriate crowd reactions, Zed and Bridget trade blows until Zed staggers Bridget with a right cross. Zed backs Bridget into the corner where a few knife-edge chops wake up Honolulu’s woobird population. Zed calls for calm and quiet before sending another chop just below Bridget’s throat that leaves that area beet red. With Zed playing to disapproving fans, Bridget pulls Zed into the corner and repeats the treatment only adding a kick to the face and an uppercut to punctuate. Zed falls face-first onto the mat as the foreign object – a pair of brass knuckles – falls out onto the mat. Hale picks it up and begins threatening Zed with a disqualification as BRICK~! quickly retrieves the roll of quarters from the timekeeper’s table.

As Zed feigns innocence, Bridget bowls through Hale and hammers away as an assault in the corner gets Hale to pull Bridget away. With Zed groggy in the corner, BRICK~! slips the coins into Zed’s hand, out of the sight of only two people in the arena. You know, the two people who would benefit from seeing this action. Anyhow, Bridget locks up Zed and signals for an overhead suplex, but gets clocked on the forehead with the loaded right hand. With Hale looking down at Bridget, Zed tosses the coins to BRICK~! and goes in for an arrogant cover, only to get rolled up for 2 by a still-stunned Bridget. BRICK~!, already celebrating a win, never saw the roll-up pin but was still surprised that the pin only got 2. Meanwhile, Zed throws Bridget into the corner and rushes in with Rise Up. That gets 2 as Bridget falls forward and on her back.

As Zed leans in to pick Bridget up, Bridget locks Zed in a triangle choke, but cannot straighten the trapped arm as Zed locks his fingers and carries Bridget into a buckle bomb in the corner. With Bridget’s eyes rolling in her head, Zed shouts “FLASHER!” before hoisting Bridget upward in a spot for the Flash Drive. Bridget shifts her weight downward to avoid the Flash Drive, but eats a conventional DDT that gets 2 before the champion drapes her foot over the bottom rope. A stomp from Zed flows into a heel hook by Bridget as Zed has no place to go while in the center of the ring. Bridget leans back almost getting herself counted out by Hale before sitting back up. Zed slowly crawls to the ropes, getting the break with Bridget breaking at 4. The challenger slides to the outside to limp away the pain, only to eat a baseball slide from Bridget. As BRICK~! checks on Zed, Bridget races through the ropes on a suicide dive, colliding with BRICK~! as Zed wisely pulls his manager in front at the very last millisecond. Bridget, with a gash on her forehead, and Zed still feeling the effects of the heel hook lay on the mats on the outside as Hale runs his count up to 8. Zed is up first and pulls Bridget to her feet and shoves her into the ring. Zed cockily reenters and gets caught in a small package for 1. As Zed scrambles up to his feet, he is the recipient of an inadvertent low blow from Bridget as she sat up with an unplanned headbutt. Zed writhes on the mat as Hale questions Bridget about her intent. As Zed continues to writhe on the mat, BRICK~! slips the roll into his hand once more. Bridget walks over and catches a very slow punch try from Zed, opening the closed hand and revealing the roll of quarters. Bridget turns and shows the coin roll to Hale as Zed clips Bridget’s left leg. As Zed pops up, Bridget crawls to her feet and right into Zed’s grip. A lightning-fast GTH package DDT knocks Bridget silly. Hale counts off the 3.

Your winner (pinfall, 15:37) and NEW OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, Zed!

Zed rolls away from the pin and into a hug from BRICK~! as Bridget lay practically unconscious. Zed collects his newly won title from Hale and quickly shows Bridget what she had just lost as a smattering of concessions fill the ring. Zed and BRICK~! exit triumphantly as the feed shifts to a promo for Wednesday’s MidWeek Mayhem from Sacramento.

GHOSTHEAD vs. MAC FLASHER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

Ghost attacks Mac before he gets the title from around his waist, setting the tone for this match. This one started as a fight and pretty much stayed that way throughout the whole match. Early on Ghost busts Mac open when he throws him into the ringpost, then follows that with a HORRORDRIVER through the table! Ghost throws Mac back into the ring and covers, but Mac fights out at two. Ghost is enraged and hammers Mac some more. Ghost pulls Mac up and sets him on the top rope, but as he tries for a superplex, Mac fights him off and sends Ghost flying with several headbutts to the face. As Ghost gets to his feet, Mac leaps and hits a top rope SUPERMAN punch that sends Ghost to the outside. Mac gets a head of steam and hits a plancha over the top rope that drives Ghost back first into the guardrail, bending him backward awkwardly. Ghost falls to the floor grabbing his back in pain. Mac rolls him into the ring and covers, but Ghost gets his foot under the bottom rope.

Mac pulls Ghost to his feet and it is clear something is wrong. Ghost winces in pain with every move. Despite blood pouring from a gash on his forehead, Mac batters Ghost with kicks and shots to the back. At one point Ghost tries a charge into the corner, Mac moves and Ghost slams into the corner sternum first, as he staggers backward, Mac hits a LUNGBLOWER that gets him a two count. Ghost rolls to the floor and tries to regroup, but Mac presses the attack knowing Ghost is wounded. Mac grabs Ghost and hits an apron power bomb, then a belly to belly on the floor. He rolls in to break the count, then grabs Ghost and shoots him in. Mac calls for the Duquense Incline, but Ghost grabs him and hits a back drop driver! Ghost cannot follow up though as he is in too much pain. Ghost is slow to his feet, Mac is waiting. He grabs Ghost and sends him to the corner, Ghost SLAMS into the corner, and you can almost hear all the air escape him from pain. Mac catches him and hits the Clement Street Bridge! He bridges hard, one…..two…..THREE! Ghost kicks out a fraction of a second too late, then immediately rolls to the floor in pain.
WINNER in 29:28 and still OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Mac Flasher

Mac fights to his feet as the referee hands him the title. The crowd immediately starts booing. Mac turns and looks and we see Zed standing at the top of the ramp holding the intercontinental title he won earlier tonight. Mac snarls and slowly raises his title in the air, popping the crowd as we fade to black.

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#861)
Live! From Phoenix, Arizona
May 23, 2018

SHIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU-COX vs. THE DRACULS

Sizzle comes to the ring to the Saints music and gets a mixed reaction from the crowd, until he gets to the ring and opens his jacket to reveal a t-shirt with Shannon’s face on it, then the crowd pops for him. Radu Dracul is out first, he is the highest flyer of the Draculs. The bell rings and they begin. Collar and elbow into a whip to the ropes, Sizzle tries a clothesline, but Radu ducks and hits the far ropes and Sizzle scores with an arm drag! Tavian pops to his feet and avoids Sizzle’s charge. Sizzle hits the corner, Radu hits him with a clothesline, then scoops him up and SLAMS him right in the middle of the ring. Radu quickly heads to the corner…….with Sizzle already getting to his feet. Radu tries a BEST RADUSAULT EVER and misses, by like a mile. Sizzle pounces on him one……..two……..three! Three? Seriously?
WINNER in 2:03 – Shizuru-mume Maguniku-Cox

The next in is Vlad Dracul, the most technical of the Draculs. They lock up and Sizzle takes him over with a snap mare, then lands a kick to the back of the head. Sizzle hits the ropes and hits a drop kick to Vlad’s face. Vlad rolls through to his feet, Sizzle charges, and Vlad back drops him over the top rope! Sizzle lands on the apron, ducks a kick from Vlad, blocks a punch, then shoulderblocks Vlad in the gut, then springs over the ropes and catches Vlad with a sunset flip, one…..two…..no……three? Sizzle wins the second leg of the gauntlet.
WINNER in 4:29 – Shizuru-mume Maguniku-Cox

Tavian, the lunatic, attacks as soon as the ref counts three. He pulls Sizzle to his feet and throws him out of the ring to the floor. Tavian waits on the apron, then runs and trues a flying elbow drop, but Sizzle moves out of the way and Tavian crashes and burns! Sizzle pulls Tavian to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Tavian begs off on his knees and Sizzle lands a few kicks to the sides then finishes him with a strike to the head. Sizzle celebrates and pulls Tavian to his feet, snaps him to the mat and grabs a side head lock and Tavian……..immediately taps out.
WINNER in 6:51 – Shizuru-mume Maguniku-Cox

As soon as the bell rings the Dracul’s all attack Sizzle. Sizzle fights them off for like a second, then they have them on the mat, beating the snot out of them. Just when it looks bad for Sizzle, Moose, Stank, Fulton and Folz run in with various and assorted weapons and beat the Dracul’s into paste. The Saints make a big show of pulling each Dracul to his feet so Sizzle can hit the DREAMMAKER! The fans boo the shit out of the Saints, but cheer Sizzle. Then, on the encouragement of Folz, Sizzle traps all three, one by one, in the BRIDGING HAMMERLOCK until the Dracul’s all tap out. Sizzle grabs his t-shirt of Shannon from ringside and holds it high. The Saints carry Sizzle to the back like he was the returning King.

ZANE MYERS vs. MATT FOLZ

Power against skill here. Back and forth match for most of it, and the match stays fairly clean, not too surprising given Folz past. The turning point comes when Folz grabs Zane’s legs from the outside, drops him to the mat, then slams his ankle against the ringpost. Zane howls in pain and grabs his ankle. Folz slides into the ring and immediately begins working the leg. Folz is merciless, but Zane fights with everything he has to avoid the ankle lock. Folz tries everything he can to get the hold on, but Zane fights it off, much to the delight of the crowd. Eventually Folz snaps a bit and lands a hard kick to the side of Zane’s head and grabs him and tries the angle slam, but Zane slides free and takes Folz over in a CRUCIFIX, the referee darts in, one, two, THREE! Folz kicks out a fraction of a second too late! Zane quickly slides out of the ring and limps up the ramp before Folz decides to make this temporary ankle pain permanent. Inside the ring, Folz seethes.
WINNER in 19:01 – Zane Myers

CHAD MADISON vs. STAN FULTON

Chad uses his speed to keep away from the much stronger Fulton and manages to keep Stan a little off balance. Chad uses darting attacks, attacking Stan’s legs, but always managing to dart away before Stan could get him. After a few minutes of this Stan smirks and waits for Chad to hit the ropes, then shows his surprising speed by hitting a spinning heel kick that nearly takes Chad’s head off. The crowd is shocked, and it appears Chad was a bit as well. Fulton grabs him and sends him to the ropes and connects with a Samoan drop on the rebound. Chad bails to regroup and the match continues on. Chad changes tactics now, and the match grinds down to a surprising amount of matt wrestling from both men. The end comes when Fulton goes for the DROP LINE, but Chad moves out of the way, as Fulton gets to a knee, Chad connects with a SUPERKICK to the side of the face, then a second, and follows it with a SICK KICK to the jaw. Fulton is down, Chad covers, one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 17:23 – Chad Madison

MAI MUYO, ZED & STANK vs. FIREWOMAN, BRIDGET O’MALLEY & SHANNON MANN

This match never really had a chance to begin with. Mai and Fire immediately tear into one another and they brawl all around the ring. Stank and Shannon confront one another outside the ring, avoiding Mai and Fire as they need to, and their yelling quickly turns to chit-chat with both leaning against the ring, like they had met on a Sunday walk. Inside the ring Zed and Bridget are putting on a wrestling clinic. At the top of the ramp, Fire and Mai are taking turns slamming one another’s faces into the OOTRon, the mic hears Shannon ask Stank “think you should go help your fiancé?” Stank looks over his shoulder, decides Fire’s got it, and goes back to chatting with Shannon.

Inside the ring, Bridget has Zed down in the corner and is lighting him up with some CANADIAN VIOLENCE! Bridget seems to be taking some frustrations out on Zed, because she is beating him like a rented mule. Back in crazytown, Fire and Mai are back stage, Fire has a clangy pole and Mai has two halves of a broken broom and they are doing some sweet karate moves (does Fire know karate? She does now.) Fire sweeps Mai’s leg sending her to the floor, then pounces on her and hammers her with straight rights to the face, Mai retaliates by grabbing one of the broom handle halves and slamming it upside her head. Both women are now bleeding.

Back in the ring, Bridget has Zed reeling. BRICK~! is screaming for Zed to fight back. Bridget grabs Zed and whips him to the ropes and elevates him with a back body drop, Zed hits the mat and rolls to the corner. BRICK~! hands Zed something, the fans see it, but the referee does not! Bridget pulls Zed up and Zed NAILS Bridget with a right cross and Bridget hits the mat like she’s been shot! Zed falls on top of her, slides something that looks like it rhymes with “a roll of quarters” to BRICK~! and gets the one…….two…….THREE! Stank and Shannon both sort of look over their shoulders and shrug, then head to the back.
WINNERS in 24:18 – Mai Muyo, Stank & Zed

In the back, Fire has the clangy pole under Mai’s chin against her throat, trying to choke her out. Moose, Stan and Folz grab Fire and pull her off of Mai. Mai gasps for air and rolls to one knee. Fire lunges at Mai again, but the Saints hold her back. Fire shakes free, turns and heads to the back without the rest.

KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. JACK BULLET

The two are introduced for this non-title match, they shake hands before the match as is the custom, then lock up. For the next fifteen minutes we have some of the most pure wrestling this fed has seen in a long time. As usual, no ref warnings, we don’t even get many rope breaks, Kylie uses one, Jack uses two. The crowd is absolutely RABID for this. Jack uses his experience to get the advantage and keeps Kylie down working her lower back. With the fans chanting her name, Kylie fights back and has Jack on the ropes. Bullet ducks a drop kick and heads to the ropes for something, but Kylie catches him on the top rope and brings him off with a SUPERPLEX, Kylie floats over, one, two…..DING DING DING! What?

The fifteen minute time limit has expired, therefore this match has been ruled………A DRAW!

Jack, Kylie and the crowd are all clearly disappointed. The crowd chants “FIVE MORE MINUTES! FIVE MORE MINUTES! FIVE MORE MINUTES!” and both Jack and Kylie plead their case, but to no avail. Finally Kylie grabs a mic

Jack, there’s nothing we can do about tonight, I almost had you, but like a true champion, you held on. I know you said that our match at Bloodbath in Paradise 8, live in Honolulu, Hawaii (cheap pop) would be our last. Now, the champ has certain things they can do, and only the champion can change the time limit for the match (crowd pops) how about it, how about 30 minutes, for the title, one last time?

The crowd erupts and Jack considers it for a minute, then smiles, nods his head and shakes hands with Kylie. The crowd gets even louder as the two leave the ring and head to the back, slapping hands the whole way.

GHOSTHEAD vs. MAC FLASHER

Our main event for the night, a non-title match between Ghost and Mac. Both men make their entrances with Ghost standing stoically in the corner while Mac makes his entrance, which the crowd eats up. As Mac takes his title off and climbs the turnbuckle, Ghost explodes across the ring and attacks Mac from behind. Ghost keeps the early advantage, and busts Mac open when he drop toe holds him into the ring steps. Ghost rolls him into the ring and works the cut, opening it more. Ghost traps Mac in a surfboard trying for a submission, but with the crowd behind him, Mac fights back and gets to his feet, then MAC’S UP, the crowd yells YOU! as Mac points at Ghost. Mac takes over, landing several shots to Ghost. The crowd is fired up, Mac grabs Ghost and sets him up for the FLASH DRIVE! As he goes to lift Ghost, Ghost’s foot catches referee Davis Hightower right under the chin and he goes down. Mac tries to lift Ghost again, but now they are against the ropes. Suddenly a masked man races to the ring with a chair and SLAMS it against the back of Mac’s head! Mac staggers forward and Ghost reverses the FLASH DRIVE attempt into the VEX VICE! Ghost pulls back, but it is clear Mac is OUT! In fact, the camera pans around and we see blood running down the back of Mac’s head onto his back. The referee comes to long enough to see that Mac is out and immediately calls for the bell.
WINNER in 16:41 – Ghosthead

The camera focuses on the masked man with the chair as he tosses the chair aside and walks up the ramp. The camera then goes back to the ring where we see our world champion face down, and bleeding on the mat as we fade.

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#860)
Live! From Salt Lake City, Utah
May 16, 2018

SHIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU COX vs. SHANNON MANN

Sizzle is out first, and of course he brings a bouquet of flowers to the ring. Shannon comes out and Sizzle makes a big show of giving her the flowers. Shannon bats her eyes at Sizzle and takes the flower and runs her hand down his cheek. As the bell rings, she leans in real close and tells Sizzle to pucker up and close his eyes. Naturally he does, Shannon kisses her fist, then DRILLS Sizzle right in the mouth, Sizzle falls, Shannon puts a boot on him, and gets the one……two……three.
WINNER in :07 – Shannon Mann

Shannon helps Sizzle to his feet and gives him the briefest of brief hugs before bailing out of the ring. Sizzle drops to his knees holding his jaw with his head down. The crowd actually begins to feel bad for him, then Sizzle slowly gets to his feet, holding his face, when he looks up……..he has an expression of pure joy on his face. Oh lort. Sizzle damn near floats to the back while the crowd just shakes their heads.

MATT FOLZ vs. CHAD MADISON

"Battle without Honor or Humanity" plays and Matt Folz enters accompanied by Jaime. Boos happen. Then there are cheers for "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy." There's some good natured ribbing and posturign before finally Mel Creech calls for the bell, and the two seasoned veterans lock up. Some good back and forth before Madison is able to drop Folz with a shoulder block off the ropes. Madison rears back to continue the rope work but Jaime pulls the top rope down, and Madison is so taken off guard that he rolls backward out of the ring and hard onto the mat. Jaime protests to Creech that it was just accidental, and since Creech didn't really see it, he just shrugs. Madison takes exception to Jaime's interference mostly because he's ticked off she got the better of him, and he tells her so. This brings Folz out of the ring, defending his wife's honor with an Angle-slam onto the floor! Folz grabs Madison and "helps" him into the ring, and placing him in a chinlock with his knee in Madison's back for extra pain and leverage. Creech asks Madison if he wants to give up, but all that does is fire him up, and he slowly and dramatically gets to his feet. Folz doesn't let go though, and Madison has to keep working to break the hold. Finally he comes free enough that he can turn around and apply some strikes to Folz's midsection. Eventually he puts enough distance between the two of them that he can turn the punches into chops (WOOOOOOO!) driving Folz into the corner. A few more chops (WOOOOO!) for emphasis, and Madison goes to Irish Whip him to the diagonal corner, but Folz reverses and Madison lands hard against the corner. Folz gathers Madison up and body slam! Folz makes the quick pin, but Madison kicks out. Folz is quickly to his feet, and assists Madison to his just to line him up for a European upper cut driving him into corner. Folz works him over with some punches drawing a warning that he barely acknowledges. He lifts Madison up to sit him on the turnbuckle, keeping him at bay with some more punching. Folz climbs up to the second rope and the two punch back and forth for a bit, until Madison knocks Folz off with two well-placed elbows. Madison tries to disentangle his legs from the ropes, while Folz recovers and tries to regain place. He gets to the second rope again and is immediately knocked off by Madison. Madison is trying to go up top, but AGAIN, Folz runs at him. Folz quickly gets him into positions, and Angle Slam off the top turnbuckle! Both men might be dead. No, wait, Folz moves first, hooks the leg, and NO! Madison gets shoulder up. Folz implores Creech to kindly get with tempo for counting. He pulls Madison to his feet and starts jawing at him about something or another, and Madison pushes him off and TRIES for some Sweet Chin Music, but Folz ducks it, instead getting Madison in an Ankle Lock. But this is NOT Madison's first rodeo and he shoulder-rolls over, taking Folz with him and pinning him in a Sunset Flip. Folz kicks out with authori-tay.

Back on their feet and the two trade hockey punches, and gradually Madison gets the upperhand, slowly driving Folz back towards the ropes. He whips Folz across the ring, Folz reverses at the center and sends Madison to the ropes. Madison comes back out with a flying shoulder block. Madison kips up and makes his move...right into another Anklelock! Again though, Madison reverses, rolling onto his back and kicking Folz backward. Folz rushes to Madison and Madison catches him with an Atomic Drop. Jaime will NOT like that. Before Folz can register, Madison drops him with a big clothesline, and now both men are on the mat, as the momentum of the move carried Madison to the mat too. Madison recovers though and dramatically crawls and then staggers his way toward the ringpost, climbing up top and.....well, first he has to steady himself and....Madison FLIES with a Flying Elbow, but Folz rolls out of the way just in time. If only he hadn't stopped to catch his balance! Madison tries to catch his breath, as Folz gets slowly to his feet. Folz implores Madison to get to his feet as well. Madison is trying really hard to. Finally Folz can't wait any longer, and as Madison is just barely vertical, he goes for another Angle slam BUT~! Madison slides off Folz's shoulders, head first, and pulls Folz into Sunset Flip, but Folz reverses THAT into ANOTHER Anklelock. He's learned too, as this time Madison can't use any of the trick he used to reverse earlier...his only hope is to get to the ropes, but NOOOO, Folz pulls him back to the center of the ring. The cost of that though is Madison IS able to reverse and gets on his back to kick Folz away. Except NO~! This time Folz doesn't let go so easily and reapplies the lock. Mel Creech is looking REALLY closely at the ankle, so he doesn't see Jaime on the apron as Madison gets to the ropes. Ooops! Then he does, so Jaime jumps off, pulling the rope with her as Madison was just about to get to it. Folz pulls him back to the center and drops to the mat, still holding the ankle, but then wrapping his legs around Madison's in kind of a reverse STF. Madison can't go anywhere, and if wants to walk tomorrow, he has to tap.

Winner in 37:05....MATT FOLZ~!

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. BEER MONEY

This has become quite the feud between BFE and BM. The two teams begin brawling backstage before the match is even announced. As they fight their way to the ring, officials try to stop them, but to no avail. They get to the ring and all the plunder of the OOWF comes out and soon enough we have four ladders set up with tables across them and the four are fighting on the tables! Somehow they get chairs up there too, and this match is totally not setting up some other kind of match at the pay per view or anything! The four men are teetering on the tables, on top of the ladders, balancing precariously while hitting one another with chairs and everything else! What could this lead to? Suddenly the ladders buckle, causing the tables and chairs to fall, along with the people, to the floor and the mat! Everyone could be DEAD! Medics race to the ring and we get a FOUR WAY stretcher job to the back! Vic comes out once the last man has been wheeled out and announced angrily that this WILL be settled at the pay per view – if everyone is out of the hospital by then – in a TABLES, LADDERS and CHAIRS MATCH! OH MY GOD! WHO SAW THAT COMING?
WINNERS – No Contest

STAN FULTON vs. ZANE MYERS

"50 Goddamn Skeleton Warriors" brings one half of the OOWF Tag Team Champions Stan Fulton to the ring. Stan is accompanied by his partner Matt Folz. The crowd boos as Matt gives Stan a fist bump and then the big man warms up in the corner. The crowd roars as "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" plays and Zane Meyers comes to the ring. The two competitors shake hands, the bell rings and this one is underway.

The two competitors go back and forth for several minutes, neither getting much of an advantage for very long. Zane shows impressive strength by getting Stan up in a Running Awesome Bomb and looks to have it put away as he makes the cover. The referee gets in position 1....2...Matt grabs Stan's leg and places it across the bottom rope. The referee sees Stan's leg (but not how it got there) and stops the count. Zane protests this and leans over the ropes to get in Matt's face. Stan grabs him from behind and hits the Backcut Slam. He covers, 1...2...3.
WINNER in 24:18 – Stan Fulton

JACK BULLET vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO – Non-Title Match

Yes folks, we’re giving this one away for FREE on tv! This is exactly what you would expect from two friends, a handshake before the match (never mind that it’s onslaught rules! Shhh!). Kylie matches Bullet move for move. Not a whole lot of high flying from Kylie in this one as Bullet keeps Mignolio mostly on the mat, working the legs to take away Kylie’s flying advantage, while Mignolio tries to work Jack’s back to take away his power advantageThe crowd is solidly behind them both throughout, and we get a fantastically wrestled match. They keep rope breaks to a minimum and neither gets a warning. Bullet traps Kylie in the tree of woe and lands a sick sliding knee to the side of his head, but somehow Kylie kicks out of the ensuing cover. The fans rally Mignolio and she comes back to get the advantage on Bullet, reversing an attempted slingshot suplex into bridging German suplex for a two count. The crowd works into a frenzy as the two are trading moves and counters at a furious pace. Mignolio charges into the corner, but Bullet moves, Kylie scales the ropes and flips on the top rope, ready for a flying clothesline, but Jack dropkicks the top rope crotching Mignolio on the top, Bullet climbs the top rope for a superplex, but Kylie fights it, slips over the top and takes Jack off the top with a POWERBOMB Kylie rolls Bullet up…..one, two…….THREE!
WINNER in 16:51 – Kylie Mignolio

BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. ZED vs. STANK – Non-Title Match

Zed and Stank spend the majority of the match working together to decimate Bridget, but she shows champions resolve by fighting back. Bridget gets Zed on the mat and locks him in a PUDER LOCK, but before Zed can either tap or have his arm broke, Stank breaks it up. Bridget fights an uphill battle the whole way and it looks poor when Zed calls for a spike piledriver on the apron. Before they can hit it, Mac races to ringside. Zed and Mac argue, which gives Bridget a chance to get free, she slips into the ring and nails Stank with a supkerckick to the side of the head that knocks the big man off the apron, on the outside, Mac throws a chair at Zed, he misses, but as Zed ducks back into the ring, Bridget grabs him and PLANTS him with piledriver of her own! Bridget covers and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 28:26 – Bridget O’Malley

Things quickly break down as BRICK~! races to the ring and points out that Zed had his foot on the bottom rope the whole time! As they argue with the referee Bridget grabs her title and shoots Mac a look of fury and charges by him

Razz: She won! What is she so upset about?
Russ: Has she ever cleanly pinned Zed? Without Mac’s help?
Razz: A win is a win Russ!
Russ: It doesn’t seem to be how Bridget sees things Razz!

MAC FLASHER & FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO & GHOSTHEAD

This one tries really hard to be a match. Mai and Fire can barely be contained, and they set the tone for the match by brawling around the ring. Mac and Ghost get tagged in and we get a more traditional match, but things quickly go all to shit. While Ghost and Mac are fighting, Mai runs into the ring, which draws Fire in and soon the two of them are fighting outside the ring. While that is going on and the referee is trying to get them back to neutral corners, Zed makes his way to the ring. He is glaring at Mac, who is trying to fight off an attack by Ghost. The crowd pops loudly as Bridget makes her way to the ring. She and Zed go nose to nose and they are about to brawl when BRICK~! approaches her from behind with a CHAIR! Mac takes his attention from Ghost for a moment to warn Bridget, she see’s BRICK~! and both BRICK~! and Zed beg off, but inside the ring, Ghost KILLS Mac with a boot to the side of the head, then a PHANTASMAGORIA! Ghost covers and gets the three! This has to be considered a bit of an upset!
WINNERS in 18:41 – Ghosthead & Mai Muyo

Chaos reigns as officials – but not the Saints – surround the ring and separate Fire and Mai. Inside the ring, Mac slowly gets to his feet and he and Bridget begin to argue. Our attention turns to Ghost, who has the OOWF World Heavyweight Title in his hands outside the ring. Mac looks around and realizes it’s his belt (of course it is) Ghost smirks and drops the title on the announce table and heads to the back as we fade to black.

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#859)
Live! From Santa Fe, New Mexico
May 9, 2018

GHOSTHEAD vs. HEYWOOD JABLOMIE

e join the action with local talent Heywood Jablomee already in the ring, and we all know what that means. "Divide the Hate" starts and Ghosthead makes his creepy entrance, which thrills the crowd, although they are excited to see their hometown boy on the big stage. Junior Hale calls for the bell. Jablomee decides he wants to start off with a test of strength. Ghosthead glowers down at him, and even though his expression never changes, you know he's got to be thinking "Are you serious?" Jablomee is, so eventually Ghosthead relents. They join hands and let's just say that Jablomee has VASTLY underestimated Ghosthead's strength, or overestimated his own...or both. Either way it isn't long before Ghosthead has Jablomee on his knees.....

(The camera shoots to Beer Money in the back, laughing hysterically).

Ghosthead grabs Jablomee and in one smooth movement transitions into the HORROR DRIVER~! which echos off every part of the arena. He makes the academic cover, one, two, three~!

WINNER in 1:01 – Ghosthead

As Hale is raising Ghosthead's arm, and it is barely raised when "Party Boy Song" hits and Shizuru-mune Mangyūniku comes not only walking, but WALKING~! down the ramp, straight to the ring. Ghosthead observes this. Mangyūniku slides in and attempts to go chest-to-chest with Ghosthead, which is not really happening as he's incapable of moving Ghosthead at all. He backs up and, oh good, he's got a microphone.

SM: Sizzlechest been in mourning for lo these many months. Sizzlechest decide it time for mourning to end.

The crowd cheers, because who wouldn't?

SM: But it no good for Sizzlechest to be alone. Sizzlechest need a woman to keep company with, to warm Sizzlechest's toes on cold nights, to soothe Sizzlechest's weary brow.....

The crowd cheers this too, and some poor misguided woman in the crowd yells "Take me!!" This makes Mangyūniku smile.

SM: Sizzlechest sorry, pretty lady, but Sizzlechest need real woman, one who understand demands of the road. That why Sizzlechest decide he want...he MUST have.....

SHANNON MANN!!

There is a pause as the crowd takes this in, and then starts to react, settling on a "Ghosthead's Gonna Kill You" chant. Mangyūniku looks at Ghosthead and again goes chest-to-chest (sort of) as for the first time we see the barest inkling of a look of incredulousness on Ghosthead's face. Mangyūniku has dropped the microphone so we can't hear what he's saying, but it appears to be all manner of explanation of why he CLEARLY is the better man for Shannon. It appears Ghosthead has heard enough when without warning .... VEX VICE~! Ghosthead wraps Mangyūniku up in the hold and he almost IMMEDIATELY taps out. But this isn't really a match, so all Hale can do is try to pull Ghosthead off. Hale signals to the back for help and a few more referees run down. Eventually, they pry the men apart. Ghosthead is stoicly furious. Mangyūniku is apoplectic as he's escorted away, professing his undying love for Ghosthead's wife.

MAI MUYO vs. FIREWOMAN

Russ: This next match should be very interesting folks. Mai Muyo and Firewoman have had their run ins with each other over the past two weeks, you can see there's some bad blood there. Let's head down to the ring.

"Hero" brings Mai Muyo down to the ring, and for the first time in quite a while there's a small but noticeable scattering of boos mixed in with cheers. She warms up in the ring as "I am the Fire" brings Firewoman down. Neither woman takes their eyes off the other as the referee calls for the bell.

Both women come right to the center of the ring and start talking trash to one another. Fire says something about Mai's brother and Mai rears back and slaps Fire across the face. Mai kicks Fire in the gut and then charges in wildly allowing Fire to catch her with a powerful spinebuster. Fire picks Mai up and buries a knee into her gut and follows up with a lungblower that gets a two count. Gutwrench suplex gets another two count. Fire picks Mai up and whips her into the corner, Fire charges and nails a big splash. Fire covers for 2. Fire stomps on Mai, saying "Now you see what you've started Mai? Soon you'll all see." Fire goes to pick Mai up again but Mai with a short right hook to the ribs to drive Fire back.

Mai takes a second to catch her breath from Fire's assault and turns Fire around and launches her across the ring with a Release German Suplex. Mai picks Fire up by the hair and plants her with a vicious looking Brainbuster. Swinging neckbreaker gets 2. Mai shoots Fire off the ropes and nails her with a Spinning Heel Kick. Double underhook suplex is followed by side backbreaker for 2. Mai with a Side Russian Leg Sweep and she sets up for the End Is Here, but Fire thumbs her in the eyes. Fire with a Moose Killer and she heads up top. Fire leaps off with a BFE but Mai moves out of the way. Mai rolls Fire up in a La Magistral Cradle and gets the 1....2....3.

Winner (Pinfall, 8:32) Mai Muyo.

Mai gets her hand raised and then slides out of the ring and shocks everyone by grabbing a steel chair. She rolls back into the ring, sees Fire getting up to her feet and takes a home run swing, knocking Fire out and opening a huge cut on her forehead. The crowd is booing now as Mai takes two big shots to Fire's perpetually injured ribs. We see Stan Fulton, Matt Folz and Jaime Folz coming down to the ring. Matt holds his hands up and gets between Fire and the chair before Mai can swing again. Stan gently grabs the chair away from Mai, and Jaime puts her hand on Mai's shoulder and leads her away from the ring. Matt and Stan help a badly bleeding Fire to the back.

Russ: Wow, lots to unpack there folks. Fire's not going to be happy when she comes to.

Razz: But you notice that Matt did exactly what he promised. Fire was in trouble and Matt immediately came out and came to her aid, even against one of his best friends.

Russ: You know there's going to be more to this story later. We're going to take a commercial break, back to more action right after this.

JACK BULLET & KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. SHANNON MANN & SHIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU-COX

As Shannon and Sizzle make their way to the ring, a slightly woozy Sizzle tries to hold Shannon’s hand and put his arm around her, and she does not take kindly to that. The match goes back and forth with Shannon carrying the bulk of the work for her team. Anytime Sizzle is in the ring, he says this move is for her, and states his love for her. Shannon is clearly getting annoyed with him. Finally she chops him HARD across the chest to tag him in, then flips him into the ring. As Sizzle lies there dazed, Shannon jumps off the mat and heads to the back. Bullet takes the opportunity and hits a bridging German Suplex on Sizzle for the one…….two……three!
WINNERS in 9:31 – Jack Bullet & Kylie Mignolio

SAINTS OF SINNERS & BEER MONEY vs. TEXPRESS & BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE

This clusterbomb starts with Stan and Chad Madison in the ring. Chad looks for a textbook chain wrestling start to the match, but Folz is uninterested and reverses into a suplex. He then whips Chad into the heel corner before catching him on the rebound with a vertical suplex. Pleased with his opening (and probably conserving energy on a busy night), Folz tags in Stan Fulton. Stan drops a leg on the downed Madison and stomps on him a couple of times before Chad gets an elbow up to Stan’s gut, staggering Fulton.

Chad shoves Stan into the face corner, running him head-first into the top turnbuckle, before tagging in Zane Myers. Chad holds up Stan for an axe-handle from the second rope by Zane before making his way out of the ring. Stan fires back with some heavy strikes, then charges in on Zane as he stumbles towards the ropes, but Zane stumbles and Stan goes tumbling out of the ring. This triggers chaos at ringside, as all eight competitors swarm towards each other in a complete brawl trying to protect their legal men.

After several raucous minutes, Zane gets Stan back into the ring, and he brings a ton of offense with him. Zane is relentless in his assault … so much so he doesn’t notice a blind tag by Skurge, who enters the ring and nearly decapitates Zane with a clothesline. Skurge dominates for a spell, slowing down Zane and working his legs, until Zane makes a hot tag to Justin Sane.

Justin lands a couple of punches, but Skurge just gets a wicked smile on his face as Justin mounts his offense. SYB tries to distract Justin with a cheap shot from the apron, but Justin instead spins around and lands the hardest strike yet to Stan, dropping him from the ring apron. With Justin sufficiently filled with rage and anger, the lights begin the flicker in whatever stupid roller skating rink or bingo hall we are using in Santa Fe. Finally, the lights go out completely, we hear a lion’s roar, breaking glass, and a clip of Homer Simpson shouting “D’oh!” over the PA, and …

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK!

When the lights come back on, Awesome Bill is draped over a ringside barricade with a mimosa in his hand, Chad is scooping popcorn at the concession stand wearing a “Kiss the Cook” apron, Stan is out cold at ringside, Folz is on the outside inexplicably holding a stuffed raccoon, SYB is setting up to record Episode 248 of the Beer Money podcast, and Skurge is piggybacking Justin in the center of the ring, with Stan standing in the corner facing them.

Sensing Justin’s helplessness in his current location, Zane charges in for a spear. Justin ducks reflexively, and Zane instead goes shoulder-first into the falling Skurge. Skurge slumps into the mat, and Justin quickly rolls over for the cover. Stan can’t even be bothered to break up the pin at this point, seeing Skurge’s eyes rolled into the back of his sockets from the inadvertent head-shot.

Winner (Pinfall, 14:12), Texpress and Banned From Everywhere!

MAC FLASHER & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. ZED & STANK

Great back and forth tag match between these four. Stank shows why he is the BMF of the OOWF and Zed, Mac and Bridget show why they are the future of the OOWF. The match continues for over 40 minutes, with the fans booing everything Stank and Zed do while cheering the shit out of Mac and Bridget. The roof almost pops when Bridget makes the hot tag to Mac after being Ricky Morton for a while. Mac comes in and cleans house, catching Stank with a clothesline into the corner, then reversing a waistlock and turning it into a DDT on Zed. The end comes when Mac has Zed lined up for a SUPERKICK, but he moves and he catches Bridget! Stank SPEARS THE SHIT out of Mac and they tumble between the ropes to the floor while Zed falls on Bridget and rolls her up, including a handful of tights, and gets the one two three!
WINNERS in 43:16 – Stank and Zed

Stank and Zed celebrate as they walk to the back, Mac tries to explain what happened to Bridget, but she seems rather annoyed and heads to the back, leaving the world champion alone in the middle of the ring as we fade to black.



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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#858)
Live! From Denver, Colorado
May 2, 2018

GHOSTHEAD vs. SHIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU-COX

"Party Boy Anthem" brings the newest Saints associate Shizuru-mune Mangyūniku down to ringside accompanied by Stan Fulton. The crowd boos as Stan gives Sizzle some last minute advice. "Divide the Hate" brings Ghosthead down to the ring. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway.

True to the 'friendly' advice that Matt and Stan gave him, Sizzle boldly gets nose to nose with Ghost and starts talking trash. Ghost shows no reaction until Sizzle slaps him across the face. Ghost's response is a right hand that knocks Sizzle on his ass. As the referee admonishes Ghost for his use of a closed fist, Sizzle rolls out of the ring and talks to Stan.

Sizzle: Ghostman seems much stronger than expected.

Stan: Lucky punch. Stick to your game plan and he's yours.

Stan pats Sizzle on the shoulder and Sizzle rolls back into the ring. Ghosthead tries to catch him coming in but Sizzle stuns him with a European Uppercut. Sizzle with several strong kicks that knock the big man down. Sizzle turns to celebrate. "Sizzle embarrass Ghostman, Ghostaman weak and girly." As Sizzle is celebrating, Ghost slowly shakes his head and gets back to his feet. Sizzle turns around right into a big boot. Ghost picks Sizzle up and hits the Horror Driver. Ghost decides to stop playing around as he hits the Spectre's Fall. 1...2...3.

Winner (Pinfall, 2:15) Ghosthead.

BEER MONEY vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE

BFE is out first, and when Beer Money is announced, the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth makes her way to the ring in the most seductive way possible. She steps into the ring and flirts with Justin and Bill, who both eat it up. As she flirts, Beer Money makes their way to the ring, they slip in quietly and go for double superkicks on Bill and Justin, but they move and the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth eats a double foot to the face! Them boys are gonna catch hell when they get to the back. As Skurge gets to his feet, Bill charges and hits a MASON DIXON LINE that sends Skurge over the top rope to the floor. SYB grabs Justin in a side headlock and heads for the corner, but Justin shoves him off, SYB slams into the corner Justin charges in and hits a BIG BOOT to the face, then hooks SYB, BRAINBUSSSSTA! Justin covers, one…..two…..THREE!
WINNERS in 4:11 – Banned From Everywhere

MAI MUYO vs. FIREWOMAN

Fire charges out and attacks Mai before she makes it to the ring and they brawl around ringside. In fact, this one never even makes it INTO the ring. The referee tries numerous times to get the action in the ring, but the two tear at one another with a fury rarely seen. Soon they are both bloody, Russ and Razz have lost their announce table, and the poor Chilean Announce Table is nothing but splinters. Finally the referee can no longer contain the destruction and he calls off the match while waving for help from the back.
WINNER – No Match

SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. TEXPRESS – Non-Title Match

This one might as well have been a no DQ match as the two fight one another around the ring, inside the ring, damn near under the ring, it’s what Russ aptly describes as:

Russ: As gawd as my witness they are all four broken in half! This is a slobberknocker of epic proportions, this is right up there with an Oklahoma bar fight! Someone is going to DIE!

Thank you Russ. The match is one hell of a fight, but ends in the most bizarre way possible, a double pin! Stan catches a charging Chat with a URINAGE, then hits the DROP LINE. Meanwhile, across the ring, Zane catches Folz on the ropes and hits a RAZOR’S EDGE (the Crackback? Longhorn Thunder? Weigh in with YOUR favorite name for Zane’s brand new move!) Folz hits hard and Zane folds him up, one…..two…….three!

But wait, who was legal in the match? Another referee comes to the ring and they try to sort it out, the fans are getting impatient, finally GM the Danny makes his way to the ring with Vic, Vic speaks to the referee and we get an official announcement

“Ladies and Gentlemen, due to a double pin, this match has been ruled a DRAW!”

The fans boo, Chad, Zane, Stan and Folz are NOT pleased with it. The four exchange words again, but the locker room empties of “security” and escorts both teams to the back as fans litter the ring with trash, clearly unhappy with two consecutive non-finishes, we hear a brief chant of “WHO BOOKS THIS SHIT, CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP”.
WINNER – No Contest

JACK BULLET vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO – Non-Title Match

Mike Elevenbee stands in the center of the ring with a general crowd hum behind him.

ME: Our next match is scheduled for one fall under Onslaught Rules with a 15 minute time limit, but is not for the Onslaught Title. Introducing first, at 105 pounds, Kylie Mignolio.

Russ: We’ve seen Kylie and Jack Bullet become friendly over the past few days and it should lead to a very fair, yet spirited contest.

Razz: Don’t let Bullet fool you. He’s just trying to butter Kylie up so she won’t sue him when he ultimately injures her.

Russ: What Brick was spewing the other day was bunk. Bunk I say. Jack Bullet is a seasoned veteran who would only injure someone through an extreme accident.

Razz: Tell Demon Smoke and Christian Carter that.

ME: And her opponent, at a weight of 215 pounds from Des Moines, Iowa. He is the OOWF Onslaught Champion, The “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

Jack Bullet comes out from the back holding Coat Rack Steve Richards. Ellsworth the Eagle is perched on top and squawks to the fans as they cheer the weird trio to the ring. Bullet wears the Onslaught Title around his waist.

Bullet gets into the ring and hands the title off to referee Angelo Barros, he holds it up for the crowd to see. Jack goes over to Kylie with a big smile and his hand outstretched. Mignolio returns the bright smile and the two shakes hands earnestly. The bell rings.

Mignolio tries to use her speed to catch Bullet by surprise by running into the ropes and coming off with a dropkick. Bullet back pedals and Mignolio crashes to the mat. Bullet comes off the ropes for an elbow drop, but Kylie rolls out of the way. She jumps on Jack’s back with a camel clutch, but Bullet uses his size advantage to stand up and slam Mignolio on her back by simply falling backwards.

Razz: Can I call that the Papoose to Go?

Russ: I’m going to say no, let’s go with a backpack slam.

Bullet easily pulls Kylie up as he stands and put her on his shoulder. He runs forward for a power slam, but Mignolio slips out from behind and pushes Jack into the near corner. He takes it hard in the chest and bounces out. Kylie turns her back to Jack, jumps up and collars him for a neckbreaker. She then turns around and locks in a head scissors.

Russ: Grounding Jack Bullet is a sound strategy, but I’m afraid Kylie is giving up too much in the power department to make that work. Stick and move should be her plan here.

Bullet makes his way to his feet with Kylie still having the head scissors locked on. Jack spins in a circle several times. Kylie turns like a helicopter propeller until her legs finally lose their grip and she goes flying off across the mat.

Razz: Looks like Jack Bullet rung his own bell on that one. He’s tripping around worse than Moosehead Jack on a week long bender.

A dizzy Bullet is unable to take advantage and Mignolio makes her feet and charges. However, Kylie rushing toward him snaps Bullet to and he catches her with an armdrag. Kylie pops up and takes another armdrag. It’s a festival of armdrags. This time Kylie comes up a bit dizzy and backs into the near corner.
Jack charges, but Mignolio pulls herself over the ropes to the apron and Bullet posts himself. Kylie collars Jack and leaps back over the ropes to take Jack out of the corner with a DDT. She floats over for a two count.

Razz: Mignolio was smart not to go up top there or she might have a broken neck right now.

Russ: Would you stop it!?

Kylie goes for a sharpshooter, but Bullet kicks her off into the ropes. Jack rolls to the side and catches Kylie as she runs off the ropes with a drop toehold. He moves smoothly over top her and locks in a Texas Clover Leaf.

Razz: Give up now. There’s no way Kylie gets out of this and she can’t have broken legs with that little rug rat to take care of.

Russ: I’d have to agree, I don’t see Mignolio having the strength to drag Bullet to the ropes. They’re in the center of the ring.

Bullet cranks back on the hold, but Kylie refuses to tap out. He puts his weight down on the diminutive Mignolio. She still refuses to give up. Jack suddenly releases the hold and backs off.

Russ: I think Bullet got the feeling that Kylie was not going to give up no matter what and keeping her in the hold longer could have led to some permanent damage.

Razz: He just didn’t want a lawsuit on his hands.

Mignolio rolls over to the near ropes and pulls herself up. She’s having a hard time standing up straight and putting weight on her legs. Jack goes over and grabs Kylie by the head. Mignolio throws a couple punches into Bullet’s midsection, but they don’t really faze him. He hooks Mignolio by the tights, lifts her up, bounces her off the ropes and hits a slingshot suplex. He pulls her back up with a double underhook and nails a butterfly suplex. Bullet covers, but Mignolio is into the ropes.

Kylie Mignolio has used her first rope break.

Russ: Bullet pulls Kylie up again with the double underhook. He’s looking for the Silver Bullet this time and that will be it for Mignolio…no, she blocks.

Mignolio hooks the ropes and blocks Bullet from snapping off the move. He lets her go. Kylie holds the top rope to steady herself and fires off three sharp kicks to Bullet’s knee. He goes down to one leg and Mignolio follows with a step up enzuigiri. Kylie goes to the middle rope and flies off backwards with a Lionsault. She’s on top of Bullet for the one…two…he presses her off.

Jack reaches out for Kylie as they get up. She slips behind him and gets a backstabber. She looks to the near top turnbuckle and scrambles up top.

Russ: We know Kylie will fly high when she has to and it will take some extreme measures for her to beat Jack Bullet.

Mignolio steadies herself on top, but Bullet comes up and catches Kylie on top. He appears to be going for a super-plex, but BRICK~! runs out to a jeering crowd.

Russ: What is BRICK~! doing out here?
Razz: He obviously doesn’t want Kylie to get murdered. We saw him confront them earlier in the week.

Bullet sees Brick as he gets up on the apron waving a white towel. “Don’t do it, Jack. Don’t do it,” Brick screams.

Jack gets down with Kylie still sitting on the top turnbuckle. He goes over to Brick and grabs him by the wrist. He pulls his other hand back with a fist cocked for a big punch. Kylie comes down and gets behind Bullet. She looks like she’s going to stop him from hitting Brick. Bullet brings his arm back and his elbow catches Mignolio right on the bridge of the nose.

Razz: She’s bleeding. Jack Bullet just broke Kylie’s nose.

Bullet feels that he hit something and lets go of Brick, who drops off the apron and runs for the back. Bullet goes over to check on Mignolio, whose nose is gushing blood. Jack leans over to check on her. Kylie grabs Bullet and rolls him over in a small package. A surprised Jack can roll it back over and Kylie squeaks out the non-title win.

ME: Your winner at 10:12, Kylie Mignolio.

Razz: He did it again. He injured a wrestler.
Russ: That was unintentional and wouldn’t have happened if Brick hadn’t come to the ring.
Razz: Right, Brick could have saved Kylie from a worse fate.
Russ: Kylie did use the distraction to pick-up the win, similar to what happened during Home Sweet Hell. A small package got the win, but this time for Mignolio.

BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. ZED – Non-Title Match

Zed enters first to the sounds of Nickelback's "Hero," with BRICK~! following behind him. "Fuck you, Zed!" chants pour from the stands, as it appears this audience at the very least is not buying his innocent plea from Home Sweet Hell 3. After Zed reaches the ring, "Crown on the Ground" stirs the crowd to life as an intense Bridget O'Malley appears from backstage. She makes a direct route to the ring, glaring at Zed as she poses on the top turnbuckle for the fans before taking her station and awaiting the bell.

The bell rings, and Zed charges towards Bridget … right into a running knee, as Bridget meets Zed head-on. Bridget drags Zed back to his feet, only to sweep around for a German suplex, planting him back on the mat. Bridget then … goes to the top rope?

Russ: This is definitely not what we’re used to seeing in the Bridget O’Malley playbook!
Razz: She’s clearly furious over the events from Sunday night. Whether or not Zed claims to have any role in it, she’s going to make a statement!

Zed groggily gets back to his feet, and Bridget flies in from the top turnbuckle with a missile dropkick. Bridget turns to the crowd and pumps her fist, and Denver roars its approval. Bridget turns back around, and Zed immediately is in her face on the offensive, backing her into the turnbuckle with some heavy strikes. Bridget falls to the mat into a seated position, and Zed plants a foot on her throat before getting backed away by Angelo Barros.

Zed backs away long enough to appease Barros before resuming the offensive, but that gives Bridget enough time to come roaring back with a forearm, staggering Zed. Bridget then comes back with the running knee, flooring Zed once more. Zed rolls out of the ring, and Bridget starts to give chase before she is intercepted by BRICK~!. BRICK~! and Bridget exchange words, while Barros orders BRICK~! off the ring apron. The damage is done, however, as this gives enough time for Zed to re-enter the ring from the other side and dive shoulder-first into the back of Bridget’s left knee.

Russ: Oh, what a cheap shot!
Razz: Unbelievable!
Russ: Unquestionably, Bridget O'Malley had the upper hand in this match, but now she'll have a tough row to hoe thanks to Zed's treachery.

Now Zed pours on the offense, working away at the now-weakened knee of Bridget O’Malley. Eventually he gets bored with that, so he drags Bridget out of the ring and slings her into the barricade at ringside. He then stomps away at the left knee before searching underneath the ring for a chair. He finds said chair, but Barros is there to take the weapon away and direct Zed back into the ring.

Bridget drags herself back into the ring, beating Barros’ count, but Zed meets her with another chop block to the left knee. Bridget wails in pain as Zed drags Bridget up by her hair before hitting MOMENT OF ZED. Zed takes one more cheap stomp at the left knee before scooping up Bridget for the GTH and covering for the pinfall.

Your winner (14:37, pinfall), Zed!

Angelo Barros goes to lift Zed’s arm in victory, but Zed instead rolls out of the ring, walking to the timekeeper’s area. Zed snatches away the Intercontinental Championship before going back into the ring and disdainfully tossing it on Bridget as she lays on the mat, holding her knee. Mac Flasher is running down the ramp ready for a fight at this point, but Zed rolls back out of the ring and exits through the crowd with BRICK~! in tow. Mac checks in on Bridget, who appears to be assuring (or at least trying to assure) Mac that the damage isn't too serious as the camera fades.

MAC FLASHER vs. STANK vs. SHANNON MANN – Non-Title Match

Attacking Stank from behind as he was squatting in the ring wasn’t the ideal way to start a match, but things happen in the heat of the moment and here we are. With Stank knocked against the corner, Mac wasn’t giving him anywhere to flee as he stomped down onto him over and over, blocking his passage of escape from the assault he brought to his front door. Mac continued this ruthless assault on Stank for nearly a minute as he couldn’t even defend himself, not once. Shannon, who was probably bored watching this go down, wanted in on the action as well. Pulling Mac away from Stank, Shannon spun him around and greeted him with a swift kick to the stomach. As Mac buckled over, Shannon wrapped an arm around his head and locked him in. Jumping into the air, Shannon reached as high as she could before gravity pulled her back down, swinging her body and planting Mac’s head into the canvas with an implant DDT. Mac’s legs went straight up before flipping over to his back. Back on her feet, Shannon spotted Stank in the corner of her eye, pulling himself back to his feet. Just as he stood, Shannon rushed in and hit him with a running knee to the gut. Out of breath, Stank walked away from the corner while lunged over. Stopping to catch his breath, Stank remained in the same spot long enough for Shannon to run up behind him and drop him face down to the mat with a running bulldog.

Shannon rolled him over to make the cover and just as she did, Mac grabbed her leg and dragged her off of Stank, before the official could even make a one count. Rolling over to her back, Shannon pulled her knee to her chest and kicked her leg straight, hitting Mac in the stomach with it. Shannon then went to give Mac another kick but before contact could be made, Mac caught her foot. Holding her leg up with one arm, Mac swung his body around and went down, dropping an elbow to the inside of Shannon’s knee. Back on his feet, Mac went to town on Shannon’s knee with rapid stomps. Finally growing tired of the knee attack, Mac then jumped into the air and came down, landing on top of Shannon with a fury of lefts and rights. After nearly half a dozen blows, Mac locked onto Shannon’s head and began slamming it down onto the mat over and over again. As Mac went for the fourth slam, out of nowhere Stank rushed into the scene, tackling Mac from the side and knocking him off of Shannon. Stank fought for position on top of Mac but lost it immediately as Mac slipped out from underneath him. The two raced to their feet, Mac rising first and before Stank could push himself up from one knee, Mac was hitting the ropes in front of him and rushing back in with an enzuigiri that completely leveled him. Stank was knocked senseless, even climbing back to his feet. Although he was seeing stars and wobbling back and forth, he was standing on his own. From behind, Mac grabbed Stank with a groin claw before lifting him up and slamming him to the mat with a suplex. It was Ballsplex City with a population of one, Stankl!

Stalking him, Shannon stood back and watched as Mac popped back to his feet with a newfound energy. Crashing the party, Shannon took her shot and went in unexpected. From behind, Shannon grabbed ahold of Mac’s head and locked in a headlock. There was a struggle from Mac but it was only brief before Shannon pulled him down across her knee with a backbreaker. Looking across the ring, Shannon locked her eyes on Stank as he slowly climbed to his feet. As he stood and began to turn around to face the action, Shannon popped up from a three-point stance and annihilated him with a spear. Back to her feet, Shannon stood over Stank and began to mock and taunt him. She even wiped the bottom of her boots across his chest before stepping over him and going towards the corner. At the top, she turned to face the ring and right there ahead looking straight at her was Mac and he was coming for her. With Mac quickly approaching, Shannon improvised and leaped from the corner with a double axe-handle aimed for Mac. Jumping into the air as well, Mac stopped Shannon in mid air with a kick to the stomach. The two dropped to their feet and Shannon immediately bent over with the wind knocked out of her. Mac then hit her with an axe kick to the back of the head, knocking Shannon face down to the mat. Mac stepped towards Shannon but to her right was Stank and the guy just would not stay down. For good measure, Mac blindsided him with an axe kick to the back of his head, knocking him down which earned a nasty, deep laugh from the older Mann. Back to back God Kicks and both opponents were down. Dropping to his knees, Mac rolled Stank to his back before making the cover. Rushing in Stank broke up the pin!

Shannon gets back up first but Stank is quick to take her down with a firemans carry takeover. Mac is back up to his feet next and Stank quickly drops him onto his face, side stepping a punch from Shannon, with a drop toe hold. Popping back up, Stank bounces off the near by ropes and leaps into the air, dropping a big knee across the back of Mac before rolling back up to his feet to stomp on the extremities of Shannon, starting with her fingertips, the her ankles and feet, and then back up to her other hand to stomp on her fingertips before finishing it off with a snap kick to the face. In full control, Stank then turned back to Mac and pulled him up to his feet. Breaking free of Stank's grasp, Mac locked onto his wrist and twisted it into a wrist lock, soon bending the arm around and behind his oppoents back. Eventually he shoved Stank away from him and then bounced off the ropes. When Stank turned around, Mac charged after him, Stank steps out of the way, causing Mac to run straight into Shannon. Both stagger and begin trading blows. Stank laughs deeply before charging in clotheslining them both! As they fall he launches himself on top of them, fists and feet flying. Mac and Shannon begin to fight back. As they rise to their feet, they continue to punch, kick and claw at each other. All ignoring warnings from the ref they continue to assault each other the ref is about to call for the bell, but Shannon lines up Mac for a SUPERKICK, but he moves and she pops Stank, who falls between the ropes to the floor. Shannon turns around and Mac kicks her in the gut and rolls her into a small package, one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 33:11 – Mac Flasher

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OOWF Home Sweet Hell 3 (#858)
Live! From Johnstown, PA
April 29. 2018

MAI MUYO vs. GHOSTHEAD vs. STANK

]The opening bout on the card leaves fans with a conundrum as all three participants have – at best – pockets of fans scattered through the arena. Mai Muyo emerges first, popping the largest pocket of fans, while Mai’s energy is still up to standard, she’s more concerned with getting to the ring and stretching on the ropes than saluting fans. She eyeballs OOWF official Mel Creech as “Skin” pierces through to draw out Stank, who takes his time in getting to the ring while pausing for a moment as Saints of Sinners devotees salute the surefire OOWF Hall of Fame performer. Stank steps over the ropes just as “Divide the Hate” plays out Ghosthead through a white smoke that swallows the arena. As the smoke dissipates, Ghosthead can be spotted in the ring with an eye toward Mai as Stank has opted to depart from the ring and breathe the cleaner air.

The lights turn back on as Creech signals for a bell. Mai, in a fighter’s stance, looks at both Mann brothers before Ghosthead engages Mai in a lockup. Stank is content to watch as Ghosthead is quick to overpower Mai before her speed allows her to gain her own short-lived advantage. Mai creates some space as a standing dropkick sends Ghosthead to the floor, just in time for Stank to level her with a lariat. As Stank admires his work, Ghosthead tries a rollup and gets a sudden 1 before Stank scrambles away. Mai recovers to snare Ghosthead in a crucifix pin try that gets 1 before Stank breaks up the cover. All three get to an upright base as an applause fills the arena.

Russ: “Even if they aren’t fan-favorites, the OOWF fans in Johnstown appreciate good wrestling.”
Razz: “These three will bring their best night in and night out, even if fans won’t agree with what they bring.”

Mai, who is feeling a touch cornered by Ghosthead and Stank, springboards herself off the ropes and into the clutches of Stank as he catches a knee to the temple on the springboard moonsault. Stank and Mai tumble as Ghosthead drops an elbow on Mai before stomping away at Stank for a second. Mai is grabbed by Ghosthead and placed in a wristlock. As Mai tries to free herself, Ghosthead headbutts the trapped wrist of Mai before hip tossing her to the mat. Ghosthead places Mai’s hand on the mat and stomps it before locking in a standing armbar. The hold isn’t on long as Stank powers through Ghosthead. Stank resumes the work on Mai, adding a nerve pinch on Mai to try to sap her of her energy. Ghosthead dropkicks Stank from behind, heaping Stank and Mai on the mat. Ghosthead’s knee drop to Mai finds canvas as she kips up and delivers a series of strong-style kicks to both Ghosthead and Stank. A spinning kick to Ghosthead’s face draws ooohs and aaahs from the fans as Mai screams to no one in particular. As Mai waits for Stank to stand up, Ghosthead tries a rollup only for Mai to slither out of the pinfall try and maneuver herself into a Trinitarian attempt. Mai almost gets it locked in just as Stank splashes across her to get 2 before Ghosthead breaks up the count.

With Ghosthead collecting himself in the corner, Stank powerslams Mai before a Death From Above splash gets 2.5. Stank whips Mai into the corner and is about to nail a corner splash before Ghosthead leapfrogs his brother and hits a corner splash of his own. As Mai peels herself off the turnbuckles and stumbles to the outside, Stank and Ghosthead stare down much to the delight of fans who just want to see a brawl – or at the very least, chaos – with Stank raking Ghosthead’s eyes to gain a quick advantage. An Irish Whip turns into a chance at Eidolon as Ghosthead pummels Stank with the flying forearm. That gets 1 as the feed cuts to Mai laying on the outside with a glazed look in her eyes. Ghosthead uses his quickness advantage to fluster his brother as Stank can’t get a grip or a good shot while Ghosthead nicks away at Stank’s defenses with quick strikes. A spinning backfist drops Stank onto his wallet to give Ghosthead ample opportunity to hit a snapmare and a standing double stomp onto Stank’s chest. As Mai climbs onto the apron, Ghosthead unknowingly runs into her to knock her into the barricade. That momentary distraction as Ghosthead looks down on Mai allows Stank to spin Ghosthead around and into a Sky High power bomb. That gets 2.

Russ: “These two siblings have no issue mixing it up.”
Razz: “Russ, when a high-profile win is at stake, there’s not much else you can do.”

Mai starts to make her way back to the ring only for Stank to whip Ghosthead into the ropes for another inadvertent collision. As Ghosthead and Mai knock heads, Stank opts to pull Mai back into the ring as Ghosthead lay on the apron. A tilt-a-whirl slam gets 2 as Mai desperately shoots her arm up. Stank follows with a Stankbomb try, but YOU CAN’T POWERBOMB MAI MUYO, NOR CAN YOU STANKBOMB HER. Mai fights out and gets to her feet, drilling Stank with a kick to the ribs. As Stank tries to catch his air, Mai has kicks for days that are just too quick for Stank’s hands. With Stank staggering to his feet, Mai runs up the ropes and gets about half of a Blockbuster on Stank before Ghosthead catches her legs. No matter as Mai headscissors Ghosthead while somehow twisting both men to the canvas with Stank now taking a modified neckbreaker. Ghosthead kips up and obliterates Mai with a lariat.

With Mai dazed, Ghosthead procures the Vex Vice onto her in the center of the ring. Any attempts by Mai to try to slide herself toward the ropes are quickly quashed by the stronger Ghosthead as Creech continues to check for a submission. With Mai seemingly on the verge of submission, Stank breaks up the hold with stomps for both Mai and Ghosthead. Stank opts to work over Mai, only for a jab to the neck to halt Stank’s offense. Ghosthead gets to his feet and runs the ropes with an Asai Moonsault try that gets caught by Stank and converted into a Stank U. With Ghosthead planted onto the canvas, Stank admires his handiwork a bit too long as Mai sneaks in with a dropkick to put Stank on his back. Mai swiftly runs to the corner and nails both men – laying side by side – with a Savior Splash.

Mai covers Stank and gets pressed onto Ghosthead at 2. Mai covers Ghosthead and gets pressed onto Stank at 2. A second cover of Stank gets Mai pressed onto Creech, who cannot be pinned, at 1.5. All three wrestlers and Creech lay on the mat as the Johnstown fans have taken up an unofficial 10 count for the three downed combatants. The fan count gets to 7 before Ghosthead starts to roll onto his stomach. Stank and Mai each start to wiggle around while Creech is holding his head in pain on the mat. Ghostead is up to his feet at the unofficial count of 12 and immediately goes after Mai with a Ghetto Stomp/Spectre’s Fall combination that gets nothing as Creech lay on the mat. Stank checks on the official before turning his attention to the action as Ghosthead slaps the canvas three times in frustration. Ghosthead stands up and walks right into a right hand from Stank, who instinctively goes for a cover, but there’s no Creech to count it off, though he is on one knee. As Stank and Ghosthead stand up and stare down, Mai dropkicks Ghosthead from behind to force him into a collision with Stank. As both men are reeling from the contact, Mai swings to the front of Ghosthead and is able to connect on End-Is-Here. A groggy Creech counts off 3.

Your winner (pinfall, 19:57), Mai Muyo!

Mai rolls off of Ghosthead and waits for her hand to be raised by Creech. In a sign of respect, or at least game recognize game, Stank nods at Mai before patting Ghosthead on the shoulder. The act of sportsmanship confuses most fans as Mai’s hand is raised by Creech, who is still holding his head.

ZED vs. FIREWOMAN

The match starts as Firewoman ducks a pre-bell charge by Zed and catches him in a Northern Lights suplex that gets 1 right after Angelo Barros calls for the bell. Firewoman keeps the aggression on her would-be attacker with a series of forearm shivers and a roaring elbow that gets 1.5 before Zed kick out then bows out to discuss strategy with BRICK~!. Barros’ count reaches 5 before Zed rolls back in and begs off Firewoman, while offering a test of strength. Firewoman obliges, though neither can get any sort of edge until Firewoman lets go with her left hand and cartwheels her way into a hammerlock on Zed. Firewoman works Zed into a corner before she offers a clean break. Zed teases a back elbow, but holds off at the last second to the surprise of everyone, including BRICK~!.

The two tie up in the center of the ring with Zed getting the upper-hand with a wristlock, which is turned into a hammerlock. Zed works Firewoman into a corner and offers a clean break as Firewoman’s instinct has her bracing for something nefarious. Zed greets a turned-around Firewoman with a belly-to-belly suplex that gets 1. Zed follows the kickout with a stiff forearm across Firewoman’s jaw. With Firewoman dazed, Zed sits her up and hits a running snapmare. With Firewoman thrashing on the mat, Zed drops a knee and covers for 1.5. As Firewoman sits up, Zed immediately grinds away with a chin lock while badgering Barros to “ASK HER!” Even with Barros’ explanation that it isn’t 1952 and that chin locks are not submission-worthy holds, Zed continues to tighten his grip as Firewoman momentarily fades. With Barros checking on the arm, Firewoman gets onto her feet and slips out of Zed’s grip. As Johnstown applauds her effort, Zed shrugs toward BRICK~! who shrugs back. Another tie-up leads Firewoman to have to dodge a boot to the stomach from Zed as he leaves himself open for a dragonscrew leg whip. A quick transition to an elbow drop gets nothing as Zed rolls out of harm’s way.

Zed kips up. Firewoman pops up. Applause for the stand-off follows.

Razz: “Zed might be right about this match being the true main event of the evening. So far, nobody has a true edge and it may take all night for that to happen.”
Russ: “It’s rare that I’ve agreed with Zed in the past year, but his comments in Altoona about how big this match truly is were spot on.”

Zed offers another test of strength that Firewoman takes on, only to have Zed turn into a hip toss just as Firewoman locked her right hand with Zed. With Firewoman rolling her way to an upright position, Zed meets her with a knee to the head that gets 1.5 on the cover. With Firewoman on her stomach, Zed tries to lock in a surfboard but cannot lock the arms, leading to an aborted effort and a few boots to Firewoman’s back out of frustration. Zed picks Firewoman up to her feet by the hair and whips her into the corner. Rise Up gets nothing as Firewoman ducks out of the way before kicking Zed’s left leg out from underneath him as his right was tangled in the ropes. Zed falls to the canvas as Firewoman drops both knees on Zed from the middle rope. As Firewoman signals for the Best. Firesault. Ever. Zed quickly rolls out to catch his air. He doesn’t get long to breathe as Firesault hits a plancha to the outside, sending both wrestlers skidding under the announce table.

Russ: “Zed and Firewoman lay at our feet, but neither went through the table!”
Razz: “Quiet! If you don’t speak the destruction of our table into existence, it may not happen.”

Firewoman is the first to stand, but is tripped by Zed as he rolls out from underneath the table. Zed teases a slam onto the announce table, but instead opts to ram Firewoman’s back into the ringpost. Zed places Firewoman onto the steps and stomps away before she slides off. Barros, who has yet to start a count tries to urge Zed to bring the action inside. Zed lays Firewoman on the apron and drops a knee across her chest before sliding back into the ring. Zed keeps up the work on Firewoman with a pair of stiff elbows to the jaw. A standing dropkick stumbles Firewoman to the corner where Zed follows with a baseball slide to Firewoman’s knees. As she crumbles, Zed delivers a double knee to Firewoman’s face that puts her almost out cold. A cover gets 2.5 before Firewoman can drape her knee across the bottom rope. Zed pulls Firewoman to the center of the ring and snaps off a pair of elbow drops before a prompt cover. That gets 2. Zed then sits Firewoman up before locking Zzzzzzzz. Firewoman, already weakened, immediately starts to fade as Zed’s grin tells the world that he expects to win it here. As Zed leans back, Firewoman’s arms start to get limp just as Barros counts Zed’s shoulders down. Zed releases the hold to avoid getting counted down, granting Firewoman a chance to regain oxygen. Zed shakes his head at his sloppiness before going for an abdominal stretch. While Firewoman is slow to react as she regains her wits, the pain on her face tells enough as Zed cranks on the pressure. BRICK~!, just out of Barros’ view, offers a leverage boost to Zed by grabbing his hand. That provides the wakeup that Firewoman needs as she groans and borderline screams in pain. This goes on three times with Zed and BRICK~! breaking their grip just as Barros seemingly gets wise to a possible breach of the rules.

Finally, Barros catches the two in the act, kicking the grip loose and allowing Firewoman a chance to hip toss a distracted Zed. Firewoman lay on the mat as Zed directs his focus to Barros, arguing his innocence to no avail while thousands of witnesses to Zed’s crimes gleefully back Barros’ argument and subsequent shove of Zed … into a rollup by Firewoman that gets 2.5. A furious Zed tries to stomp Firewoman out of frustration, but gets caught into a heel hook submission with Firewoman dropping to her back to anchor the hold. Zed grasps for the ropes, but can’t reach just yet. Zed begins to crawl toward the ropes, dragging Firewoman along with him, getting within a fingertip’s reach of the ropes before Firewoman smiles, stands and pulls Zed away. BRICK~! goes into full-blown panic as he fears Zed’s submission, but his charge is able to will his way to the ropes and force a break. As Zed limps away the pain from the heel hook, Firewoman keeps at Zed with a series of kicks to his hamstrings, felling him quickly on just one good leg. Zed staggers to his feet and gets a forearm to the back of the head to drape him across the middle rope. Firewoman charges to the opposite side and bounces off the ropes before dropkicking Zed in the back of the head. With Zed almost out, Firewoman ascends the nearest turnbuckle and drops a knee right on his neck.

Zed peels back and is on his back as Firewoman gets to the top turnbuckle with the quickness as she lands the Best. Firesault. Ever. for 2.75. Firewoman’s wide-eyed reaction tells the tale as Zed shows a glazed-over expression while BRICK~! reaches in and pulls him to safety.

Russ: “Say what you want about Zed, but not many competitors have the will to absorb that much punishment.”
Razz: “It wasn’t in his game plan to take this punishment, but Zed is aware of what Firewoman brings. He has her scouted and is at least prepared to take this abuse at some point.”

As Firewoman follows to get Zed back into the ring, BRICK~! confronts her and starts to argue loudly against her tactics. Just as Firewoman is about to lose her temper and slug BRICK~!, Zed is able to hit an Axe Bomber to trigger a brawl that gets to 9 on Barros’ count before both wrestlers scramble back into the ring. Both combatants trade haymakers with the alternating and appropriate reactions hinging on who is landing the blows. As a “this is awesome” chant permeates through the building, Zed reaches for Firewoman’s eyes before thinking better of the act and delivers a forearm instead. While the two start to slow down on the brawl, Firewoman is able to stun Zed momentarily with a pair of jabs that transition into a DDT. The subsequent cover gets 2 with Zed shooting a shoulder off the mat with ease thanks to Firewoman’s exhausted cover. Both stand with Firewoman charging herself into a Carolina Blue Thunder Bomb that gets 2.5 as Zed sits with an apoplectic reaction to Firewoman’s kickout. Zed follows with a Tobacco Road Driver (Tiger Driver ’98) that also gets 2.5 before a desperation kickout from Firewoman has Zed at his wit’s end.

Zed leaves Firewoman laying on the mat as he rolls to the outside to grab a chair. Barros cuts him off while on the apron, giving Firewoman a chance to bounce the chair into Zed’s face when she pulls and releases the rope that Zed had the chair resting on while in his heated discussion with Barros. Zed lay on the mats outside as Firewoman climbs to the top. Firewoman connects with The Answer to the delight of all but BRICK~! and Zed.

Razz: “Did Firewoman just steal The Answer from Zed?”
Russ: “Knowing how her mind works, that was strictly an attempt to pay respect to her opponent while beating him with his own move. As far as I know, Zed doesn’t have The Answer registered as a trademark.”

Firewoman drags Zed to his feet and into the ring before driving him into the mat with a bulldog and covering for 2. Firewoman twists Zed into a Walls of Jericho that has most of the arena sensing the end. Zed struggles to escape with a crawl to the ropes getting stopped as Firewoman drives her knees into Zed’s neck. Zed, on the verge of tapping out, is saved as BRICK~! hops onto the apron to cause enough of a distraction to get Firewoman’s attention off the hold and onto Zed’s manager. As Firewoman grabs BRICK~! by the lapels on his suit, Zed rolls up Firewoman and helps himself to a handful of her tights to get 2.8. As Firewoman scrambles to her feet, she’s greeted by a lariat from Zed. Firewoman’s fall into the corner claims Barros, who is now sprawled out on the canvas. Zed grabs Firewoman, shakes his head and connects with GTH package DDT. With Firewoman out cold, Zed covers only to find Barros on the apron after about 5 seconds. As Zed directs BRICK~! to revive the official, Firewoman takes advantage of Zed’s diverted focus and knees him twice in the head before flipping into a Last Chancery submission that gets an immediate tapout from Zed … While BRICK~! is still trying to get Barros up to speed. With Firewoman releasing the hold off the tap, Zed rolls away as Barros staggers to his feet.

Firewoman, now realizing that nobody with authority to call the match has witnessed the submission, charges at Zed only to get caught in a bridging German suplex. A groggy Barros counts 3 with both combatants’ shoulders on the mat but with the bell ringing before Barros’ hand slapped the mat a third time. In the confusion, both wrestlers raise their arms assuming that they’ve won. Barros walks over to the announce table to review the footage as it’s shown on the video wall. With BRICK~! leaning over Barros’ shoulder as Firewoman and Zed stand in the ring, the official calmly walks over to ring announcer Mike Elevenbee to pass off his decision.

Elevenbee: Ladies and gentlemen, after video review OOWF official Angelo Barros has declared this match to be a time-limit draw (60:00).

Firewoman and Zed look at each other with exhausted and nonplussed expressions all before OOWF Security roll into the ring to remove Zed and BRICK~! from the building, as per the stipulations of the main event for later in the evening. Zed with an arrogant smirk and BRICK~! ensuring that Zed is not roughed up on their way out.

SHANNON MANN vs. SHIZURI-MUME MAGUNIKU-COX

“Break Out” summons Shannon Mann to ringside as the Atlantan strides with a confident gait to the ring. Shannon’s usual entrance theatrics are observed by Davis Hightower as she heads to a corner before “Party Boy Theme” sends out Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox – sporting a brand new “Saints of Sinners Charities” t-shirt. Shizuru-Mune bounds to the ring, but keeps looking back until Matt Folz, who looks like he was shoved through the curtain follows the doting wannabe Saint. Hightower checks both wrestlers before exchanging confused glances with Matt as the bell rings.

With an eye toward Matt, seeking approval, Shizuru-Mune lunges toward Shannon and gets air. Shizuru-Mune tries again and gets nothing. A third try and Shannon ducks away with zero contact. Shizuru-Mune glances toward Matt, who is trying to stifle his laughter while mockingly encouraging the Japanese youngster. As Matt offers his advice, Shannon tries to pull Shizuru-Mune into a headlock, but Shizuru-Mune backflips unnecessarily out of the hold while seeking Matt’s approval. Matt, who was not paying attention, simply yells “DO IT AGAIN, BUDDY” … Shizuru-Mune obliges to the confusion of everyone.

Razz: “Amazing athleticism. A great heap of talent. But a head on his shoulders that has less brains than a wooden nickel.”
Russ: “Are you talking about Sizzlechest or Matt Folz?”
Razz: “I have half a mind to get Matt over here right now to make you tap out an apology!”

Shizuru-Mune tries to lock up with Shannon, getting shoved to the mat before kipping up into a superkick. Shizuru-Mune rolls outside for advice, with Matt psyching the never-to-be Saint up and shoving him back into the ring. As Shizuru-Mune stands up, he eats a running knee from Shannon, which parlays into a pair of hip tosses as Shizuru-Mune scrambles to his feet. Shizuru-Mune steps between the ropes for a break, but is pulled in by Shannon. Shizuru-Mune shoves Shannon away and hits the Dream Maker to put Shannon out. Instead of going for the cover, Shizuru-Mune looks toward Matt, who was trying to head back up the ramp. Shizuru-Mune runs to the outside and pulls Matt down to ringside with his back to the ring the whole time. As Shizuru-Mune forces Matt to watch the replay of his finisher, he fails to see Shannon awaiting him in the ring. A confident Shizuru-Mune tells Matt to pay attention as he gets the win, only to turn into The Culling from Shannon. While Shizuru-Mune tries to fight the hold, it’s only a matter of time before he succumbs to the pain and taps out.

Your winner (submission, 6:53), Shannon Mann!

A dejected Shizuru-Mune looks to Matt as he passively walks into the ring to “comfort” Shizuru-Mune. While Shizuru-Mune apologizes for the loss, Matt pats Shizuru-Mune on the tenderized shoulder to “assure” him that everything is OK. Matt walks away while rolling his eyes as Shizuru-Mune happily follows behind, making sure to grab his “Saints of Sinners Charities” shirt from ringside.

BEER MONEY vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE – Steel Cage Match

As technicians make the final adjustments to the structure of the cage, “Insane in the Brain” plays to bring out Banned From Everywhere to a monstrous reaction. Awesome Bill from Dawsonville, Justin Sane and the whole entourage bound out before Bill and Justin enter the cage. As the two exchange friendly words with “Junior” Hale, “Juliette” brings out Beer Money to mostly jeers, but still a few positive reactions. It doesn’t take long for SYB to turn those cheers into jeers while Skurge tries to prevent him from picking fights with a few ringside fans. Beer Money enters the cage before the gate is closed and secured.

Hale brings both teams in for the rules explanation, which proceeds a bell and the opening of the match. Almost immediately, SYB scales the side of the cage as if he were shot from a cannon, scaling up and descending down the fencing and touching the floor. SYB celebrates as if he has won the easiest match ever while Skurge is shouting insults at his parter. Banned From Everywhere can’t help but laugh as Hale informs SYB that escaping the cage is not the way to win this cage match, only pinfall or submission. While SYB throws a tantrum, Awesome Bill waits for Skurge to turn around as the two big men start exchanging punches. Justin keeps watch on SYB, making certain that he stays on the floor, giving Banned From Everywhere a very unexpected advantage in the bout. Skurge rakes Bill’s eyes to get an in-ring advantage, but Justin is able to swing the numbers game to his team’s advantage with a springboard dropkick that barely grazes Skurge. SYB takes that chance to try to scale the cage back into the ring, but is scared back down by Bill shaking that side of the fencing.

Russ: “I think for a second, SYB thought he had won the fastest cage match in OOWF history.”
Razz: “Knowing SYB, I think he probably kept that plan secret from Skurge just to try to be the hero for Beer Money.”
Russ: “Would have helped him to brush up on the rules.”

Skurge overpowers Justin with a few high back body drops, even popping the crowd when he connects on a Irish whip-powerslam combination. Bill, growing bored with keeping SYB on the outside, jumps into the fray and breaks up the pinball try by Skurge. As Bill pairs off with Skurge, Justin gets the crowd behind Banned From Everywhere while stomping away at SYB’s fingers every time he tries to scale the cage. Meanwhile in the actual in-ring action, Skurge has gained the upper-hand on Bill with a thumb to the eyes and a slingshot suplex that gets 2. Skurge tosses Bill into Justin as both members of Banned From Everywhere impact the cage. Justin takes the worst of it with Bill still bouncing his head off a seam of the fencing to show a goose egg on his forehead. Skurge yells to SYB to climb the cage quickly. SYB, showing a little bit of grit, gets up the cage, but gets stuck at the top when Justin climbs up to meet him. Justin and SYB play “chicken” atop the cage while Bill and Skurge return to brawling as punches and kicks are the order of the day. Skurge whips Bill into the corner and runs into a boot on a charge while Justin and SYB tumble down onto Bill and Skurge.

Russ: “Finally, SYB can be a participant in this match.”
Razz: “Aside from the whole climbing the cage and falling part, he’s clearly the freshest man in this match.”

Justin grabs SYB while Bill takes hold of Skurge as Banned From Everywhere connects on studio high-risk headlocks as Justin takes the brunt of the maneuver with paired with SYB. Skurge is able to shove Bill shoulder-first into a ringpost at the last second as Beer Money focuses on Justin, who is looking pretty rough on the apron. Skurge calls for the BM, with appropriate levels of crowd chanting as SYB’s cover gets 2 before Bill can break it up. Brawling resumes, with Justin getting a crazed look in his eye.

Russ: “I think Johnstown is about to experience something that will change the city forever.”
Razz: “Wait. You’re saying that three catastrophic floods couldn’t do what Justin Sane is about to …”

DOUUUUUUUGGGGGGHAWWWWWKKKKK happens with the lights going out. While normal wrestling brawling sounds are still happening, the jingle of an ice cream truck can be heard before the Windows startup sound, the goal horn of the arena’s NAHL hockey team and an old radio spot for Sheetz convenience stores permeate the darkness. As the lights come back, Banned From Everywhere, with an unconscious Justin in Bill’s hands, is now dressed like two of the three Hanson Brothers from the movie “Slap Shot” (filmed in Johnstown) while SYB is prone on the mat and Skurge finds himself on the outside of the cage. Justin comes to just enough that Bill doesn’t feel guilty about tossing him in the air in a pop-up powerbomb with Justin dropping an elbow on the way down. Hale, dressed like an Ampipe High School cheerleader from “All the Right Moves” (also filmed in Johnstown) counts off the 3, while holding his skirt down for the sake of modesty.

Your winners (pinfall, 13:06), Banned From Everywhere!

Skurge reenters the cage to retrieve SYB while Banned From Everywhere celebrate by putting foil on their fists with the intent of decking Skurge. Beer Money wisely exits as Banned From Everywhere salutes fans while posing for 5 seconds strictly for the benefit of those with flash photography.

SAINTS of SINNERS vs. TEXPRESS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

Following a vignette spotlighting Stan “Crusher” Fulton’s return and prompt championship win with Matt Folz, Misato Misawa brings the Saints of Sinners tandem toward the center of the ring along with Texpress. As Misawa holds the championships high, he signals for a bell as a pier-six tussle erupts with neither group gaining an advantage with Crusher and Zane Myers tumbling to the outside, leaving Chad Madison and Matt as the default legal men. Chad is able to work Matt into the corner and unleashes a series of open-hand chops before Matt is able to escape, toss Chad into the same corner and deliver about 5 or 6 chops of his own, while the Ric Flair mating call can be heard through the arena.

After an eye rake and a series of knees to the torso, Matt takes Chad to the Saints corner and tags in Crusher, who opens his assault by whipping Matt into a cornered Chad before following with a corner splash of his own. Crusher works over Chad with a few thrusts and an old-fashioned elbow to the jaw before taking Chad to the mat and sinking in a nerve hold. As Chad tries to fight his way to freedom, Crusher leans his weight into Chad’s frame making the task all the tougher. Crusher releases the hold at Misawa’s request when it’s discovered that Crusher was hooking the bottom rope with his foot. Crusher is able to keep the advantage on Chad with a shoulder tackle off an Irish whip that initially saw Crusher leapfrog Chad on the first rebound, drawing ooohs and aaahs from those in attendance.

Razz: “Don’t let that frame fool you. “Crusher” Fulton is one of the most agile men in the sport, regardless of what the scale says.”
Russ: “And when a man his size can move like a luchadore, it’s rarely a positive sign for the opposition.”

Crusher and Matt begin to isolate Chad in the Saints corner while Zane urges the crowd to offer its encouragement to Chad. As Matt and Crusher alternate booting Chad down, a cannonball try by Matt misses when Chad ducks out of harm’s way and starts to crawl toward the Texpress corner. With Chad a few feet away, Crusher rushes over to drill Zane, but gets caught with a straight left hand. Unfortunately, Matt can still hold Chad back for a second as he grabs a boot. Matt stands Chad up and eats an enziguri for his troubles. With Matt down and Crusher still feeling the effects of Zane’s left hand, Chad is able to tag in Zane, who opens his first true in-ring offense with a pair of back body drops on Matt while delivering a series of boots to Crusher. Matt tries to back away from Zane, who stalks the Saint with a smile before Crusher tries to intervene and gets speared by Chad as those two brawl on the mat. Matt begs off Zane, who grabs Matt by the hair and places him on the top turnbuckle before delivering a round of uppercuts to daze the Wisconsinite. Zane ascends the middle turnbuckle and secures Matt in position for a superplex just as Chad breaks away from Crusher to join Zane on this endeavor. Matt puts up a fight before Texpress overwhelms him and links him in position for a tandem superplex … Just as Crusher positions himself in the corner to complete the tower of doom powerbomb on Texpress as Matt still takes the superplex. All four men lay on the mat while Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox runs down the aisle, possibly to cheer on the Saints. As Matt tries to shake the cobwebs, Shizuru-Mune tries to encourage Matt to get to his feet. Matt spots a locket – one given to Shizuru-Mune by Edra Cox – and snatches it from Shizuru-Mune’s neck. With the chain wrapped around his hand, Matt takes a wild swing at Chad, who ducks the fist as Crusher has to duck from the chain-aided punch as well. The chain across Matt’s knuckles catches the eye of Misawa, who chides Matt for the attempt to use a foreign object. While Misawa is occupied with Matt, Texpress tries a tandem suplex on Crusher with both Texans getting the big man up. Just as Crusher is vertical, Shizuru-Mune steps onto the apron and hits a Dream Maker on Chad, allowing Crusher to fall onto Zane. Misawa hits the mat in time to count Crusher’s pin on Zane, while not seeing Shizuru-Mune holding Zane’s ankle.

Your winners (pinfall, 12:40) and STILL OOWF Tag-Team Champions, the team of Matt Folz and Stan “Crusher” Fulton, the Saints of Sinners!


Shizuru-Mune rushes into the ring to celebrate with the Saints, who coyly roll out of the ring after taking the titles back from Misawa. As Shizuru-Mune taunts a pair of fans in Texpress foam hats, Zane and Chad casually wait behind Shizuru-Mune. As the Saint-to-never-be turns around, Zane decks him before racking him across his shoulders. Chad climbs the ropes and delivers a leg drop. With Shizuru-Mune lifeless in the ring, Texpress departs to cheers as Matt reluctantly returns to carry Shizuru-Mune to the back.

JACK BULLET vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

The challenger Kylie Mignolio comes out to “Jaded” with an energy in her step and more than a few supporters from Mac Flasher’s home region increasing the noise. As Kylie flips over the top rope, “Fly Like an Eagle” draws out “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet and his entourage of Coat Rack Stevie Richards and Ellsworth the Eagle. A piercing call from Ellsworth tops of Jack’s entrance as he salutes the fans before Ellsworth and Coat Rack Stevie are handed off to an attendant. Davis Hightower brings the combatants in to the center of the ring as Jack and Kylie shake hands before Jack leans down and kisses Kylie’s hand, causing the challenger to blush a bit before Hightower calls for a bell.

The two lock up with Jack taking an early edge with his power advantage over the diminutive Kylie. Jack backs her in a corner and breaks cleanly without a prompt from Hightower before returning to the center of the ring. A second try at a tie-up is ducked by Kylie as she goes under Jack’s legs and trips him before attempting to tie his legs in a grapevine. Jack easily drags Kylie across the ring before grabbing the ropes and earning a rope break.

Jack Bullet has used his first rope break.

Jack is able to catch Kylie this time, as an Irish whip turns into disaster for the champion as Kylie is able to procure a headscissors takedown and get 1. Kylie keeps on the offensive, employing a hit-and-run strategy that Jack is just a step too slow to combat. With Jack on his feet, he’s able to whip Kylie into the ropes and ducks down only for Kylie to hop over him with the intent of a sunset flip. Jack’s weight advantage keeps his base from moving as he drops down and gets 2 before Kylie can hook her legs under Jack’s shoulders and topple him for just about 2. The two stand off as the crowd applauds. Jack and Kylie nod to each other out of respect as Kylie starts a clap to get the crowd into the bout. A tie-up gets Kylie sent into a corner as Jack charges with a dropkick and gets nothing as Kylie ducks away. Jack collects himself and kips up only for Kylie to be ready with a running cross-body that sends both to the outside. Hightower starts his count as Kylie takes the fight to Jack with a series of forearms and a discus lariat. Jack keeps his feet and catches Kylie as she dove off the apron, placing her in the ring before reentering it himself. The applause for sportmanship and a chant for chivalry can be heard as the two nod again.

Russ: “Ever the gentleman, Jack Bullet seems to be reluctant to show that side of him that we’ve seen in recent weeks.”
Razz: “Give it time. It may help Kylie that Jack seems to be smitten with her, and her neice Josephine.”
Russ: “And that might be enough to get a championship across Kylie’s waist tonight.”

Kylie again opens an attack with a few forearms to stagger Jack toward a corner. Kylie’s charge and subsequent try at a step-up knee strike get her caught in Jack’s clutches as he carries her to the center of the ring before tossing her on his shoulders and planting her with a Samoan drop that gets 2. Kylie is given time to stand on her feet before Jack tries to lock her into a Silver Bullet DDT. Kylie squirms out and peppers Jack with kicks to the legs, dropping him to his knees before trying a running knee that gets air as Jack ducks, causing Kylie to skid across the canvas. Kylie stands up and is grabbed by Jack, who hits a fallaway slam on Kylie and gets 2 on the try at a pin. Jack, with a twinge of frustration on his face, picks Kylie up and whips her into the ropes. Kylie holds on as Jack tried and missed with a dropkick. With Jack on his back, Kylie rushes in and puts Jack in an alligator clutch that gets 2.5. A pair of knee drops keeps Jack on the mat as Kylie tries a pin and gets 2. Jack remains on the mat, feeling the effects of two knees across his forehead as Kylie springboards herself into a 450 try that catches Jack’s knees at the last second. As Jack is distraught at the idea of connecting with knees to Kylie’s torso, he maintains the offensive with a butterfly suplex and a tear drop suplex that combines to get 2. A Silver Bullet DDT gets 2 as Kylie drapes a foot across the ropes.

Kylie Mignolio has used her first rope break.

Jack picks Kylie up and is tripped into a small package that gets 1.5 before Jack is able to shift his weight and reverse, keeping Kylie down for 3.01 from Hightower.

Your winner (pinfall, 11:51) and STILL OOWF Onslaught Champion, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet!

Russ: A far different method of retention than his previous title defense, but it keeps the Onslaught Championship with Jack Bullet for another defense.
Razz: “You’re right. A small package isn’t in the same area as a Kinnuku Buster, but it was enough to keep Kylie’s shoulders down just long enough to wrap up tonight’s match.”

A dejected Kylie slowly stands up as Jack passes along some words of encouragement that generate a small smile on Kylie’s face. A kiss on the hand grows that smile a bit larger as Jack departs with Coat Rack Stevie, Ellsworth and his OOWF Onslaught Championship.

MAC FLASHER vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY – Title vs. Title Match

With Junichiro “Ecosystem” Muyo already in the ring, “Crown on the Ground” plays to a raucous reaction as Bridget O’Malley steps out before taking a deep breath and making her way to the ring. Bridget holds her OOWF Intercontinental Championship over her shoulder before stepping into the ring. Bridget hands off the championship to Ecosystem while bouncing around the ring on the balls of her feet as she awaits Mac Flasher. Mac’s music hits as a studio recording of “I Get Wet” plays as opposed to the huge production from the previous year’s event. Mac’s expression is one of borderline annoyance, though he doesn’t let that affect his appreciation for the affection from his hometown crowd. Mac hops into the ring and hands off his OOWF World Championship to Ecosystem before heading to his corner. Ring announcer Mike Elevenbee pulls out the big-fight introductions as the reactions for both combatants is almost identical. The noise is deafening as the fighters head to the center of the ring to receive instructions from Ecosystem, who neither combatant trusts all that much, but they also believe that they’ll get the fairest fight under his watch.

Ecosystem holds both championships high before signaling for a bell. The chants for both Bridget and Mac fill the arena before Bridget takes a quick jab at Mac. Mac flinches, but doesn’t show any signs of pain from the jab before getting another shot, this one to the ribs as Bridget opens her attack with a Hundred-Hands Slap that sends Mac to the corner. Ecosystem steps in to request a break as Bridget backs away. As Mac steps to the center of the ring, Bridget signals for a tie-up that Mac easily wins as he cuts Bridget’s legs from underneath her while holding her wrists. With Bridget on her knees, Mac tries a wild Kinshasa that gets air as Bridget leans back to avoid the kick before kipping up and standing off with Mac. Bridget hops around in her fighter’s stance, waving for Mac to engage her in a striking contest. While Mac swings with open hands, few swings land more than glancing blows before Bridget hits a spinning backfist that floors Mac. Mac checks his face for cuts as Bridget hops on and begins driving forearms across Mac’s jaw. Mac is able to block a few, but gets blasted by an elbow to the temple as Ecosystem jumps in and breaks up the ground-and-pound attack to check on Mac’s capabilities. While comedic in appearance, Mac correctly guesses the number of fingers that Ecosystem holds up each time to earn his continuance in the bout. Bridget charges in and gets spun into a Clemente Bridge Suplex that gets 1. Mac keeps on the offensive with a pair of hammerfists and a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. The battle continues as Bridget sweeps Mac’s leg and gets on top, only this time with Mac powering out and sending Bridget through the ropes.

Ecosystem begins his count as Mac catches his breath. Bridget gets in at 4 as the two meet again in the center of the ring.

Russ: “No clear-cut advantage so far, but if this were scored … I’m giving my points to Bridget.”
Razz: “Mac has had the biggest opportunity to win, but Bridget has hurt Mac more. Unfortunately for Bridget, she just can’t inflict the most damage. She has to damage him enough to keep him down.”

Mac and Bridget stand in the center again with the same energy from the crowd as in the beginning of the match. Bridget steps back to applaud the fans while Mac does the same. Bridget tries to whip Mac in the corner, but Mac stands his ground before pulling Bridget into an overhead throw. With Bridget skidding across the canvas and into the corner, Mac revs up Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley (Ho Train) and connects to force the air from Bridget. Mac places Bridget on the top turnbuckle and looks for a muscle buster, but Bridget is able to fight her way down and peppers Mac with a few hamstring kicks. Bridget then latches onto Mac’s shoulder, trying to straighten his arm as she wrestles him to the ground. As Bridget procures an armbar, Mac quickly scurries his way to a rope break. Bridget gives Mac little time to breathe as she tries the armbar again, only getting hip tossed to the apron this time. Mac shoulders Bridget off the apron and onto the floor. With Bridget getting to her feet, she fails to see Mac running the ropes and leaping over with a Kennywood’s Open (tope con hilo) that puts Bridget on the mats and Mac in control. Mac sends Bridget to the inside and steps behind with a waist lock that turns into a takedown and a side headlock. As Mac cranks the tightness of the hold, he slips into Sleep Mode to try to win the match fast. Bridget denies the scissors accompaniment to the rear naked choke and breaks the hold with a little effort and a few elbows to the ribs.

Bridget tries to charge Mac, but gets caught in a belly-to-belly suplex that gets 1.5. Bridget is upright first and sends a knee to Mac’s face to stun him. From there, Bridget begins to work on Mac’s knee, driving it into the canvas and even curb stomping it a few times.

Razz: “I talked to Mac in private and the one thing he said that he stressed to Bridget was to hold nothing back. So far, it seems that she’s listening.”
Russ: “If it was in private, why is the information now public.”
Razz: “Because he probably shouldn’t have trusted me.”
Russ: “He’s been here almost two years, you’d think …”
Razz: “You’d think. Mac doesn’t.”

Bridget continues the attack with a leg vine that has Mac scrambling for the ropes, but Bridget centers her weight to make the task that much harder while Ecosystem checks for a submission. But since heels know how to heel, he is constantly checking that Bridget isn’t trying to gain extra leverage somehow. She isn’t. While Bridget hyperextends Mac’s left leg, Mac is able to finally drag Bridget to the ropes and earn a break. Mac slides to the outside and tries to get his leg working again, but eats a baseball slide and a few stomps while in front of the announce table. Mac tries to get to his feet, but takes a running knee from Bridget before falling down. Mac attempts to get vertical again, this time sidestepping a charging Bridget and sending her face-first into the ringpost with a drop toe hold. Bridget, woozy and unstable, gets to her feet as Ecosystem immediately drops to the floor to check on her cut. Ecosystem puts on the latex gloves and begins to tend to it as trainers hit the ringside area. Mac also showing deep concern looks in before Bridget shoves everyone away and immediately falls. With Ecosystem leaning in to ask Bridget if she wants to stop, the Intercontinental Champion answers with profanity as she drags herself into the ring and stands herself up with the ropes while waving Mac and Ecosystem in.

Russ: “That girl is obviously concussed. Why is Ecosystem allowing this to continue? Does he not care about her well-being?”
Razz: “Ecosystem only promised a winner. He didn’t say anything about who would survive.”

At this point, Mac is pleading with Bridget to let the fight be called while also offering to refuse the Intercontinental championship. Bridget replies with a slap to Mac’s face. Mac shrugs and tries a half-nelson finishing combination that gets 2. Mac stands up and again asks for Bridget to let the fight be stopped. No dice. Just slaps. Mac turns up the offense a bit with a Peterson roll that also gets 2. Mac is up, Bridget stays on the mat with her face redder than her hair. As Ecosystem checks on Bridget, she pulls herself up by the legs of Mac’s jeans. With Mac offering to lay down just to end the fight, Bridget mock’s Mac’s taunt for the Flash Drive before spitting in his face. Mac, now enraged, sends Bridget up and is about to drop down when the lights in the arena go off. While cellphone flashlights dot the arena, all that’s known is that there was not the sound of impact of the attempted Flash Drive.

Russ: “I don’t know what the hell is going on, but we have no lights in the arena. All other power is functional.”
Razz: “This is the worst DOUUUUUUUGGGGGGHAWWWWWKKKKK ever if you ask me.”

The silence is broken by a mechanical sound and a thud around the ring. When the lights pop back on, Bridget, Mac and Ecosystem stand in the middle of the ring surrounded by the Saints of Sinners. As Mac, Bridget and Ecosystem try to form a defensive triangle, Moosehead Jack pulls Happy Deth Bat IV from his duster before pulling out the key to the cage on a powder blue keychain.

Russ: “MOOSEHEAD JACK IS SUSPENDED! WHY IS HE IN JOHNSTOWN? WHAT IS HIS PLAN?”
Razz: “If he’s career suicidal, he’s about to finish what he started with Ecosystem. If not, he’s about to maim two champions.”
Russ: “WHAT ABOUT THAT KEYCHAIN? THAT’S A TRADEMARK COLOR OF …”
Razz: “Only if HE’S career suicidal, Russ. If we’re to believe what we saw earlier, he should be in Pittsburgh by now.”

As the Saints circle the ring, Ecosystem frantically yells for help from the back before Moose and Matt Folz go in on Mac. Ecosystem has the wherewithal to call for the bell, signifying Mac as the winner by disqualification, but the hell has only begun as Stan “Crusher” Fulton tears through Bridget with a lariat as Lucas “Stank” Mann chases Ecosystem up the wall of the cage as he was waving for help to come from backstage. While Moose and Matt brutalize Mac, Crusher chokes Bridget out with relative ease before joining Stank in his efforts with Ecosystem. Moose drills Mac with Happy Deth Bat IV to send him to the ground as he turns his focus to Ecosystem. Moose signals for Stank and Crusher to yank off Ecosystem’s mask to show the world that his injuries have healed, justifying anything Moose does in the meantime. As the bell rings incessantly, Stank and Crusher work the mask off to reveal a form-fitting, but feature-hiding mask underneath Ecosystem’s original mask.

Moose shouts “YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME” before jabbing Mac with the bat as he crawls toward Moose. Crusher takes over beating on Ecosystem, turning him inside out with a series of palm strikes before Ecosystem crumbles. With Bridget stirring, Matt snares her with an ankle lock as the youngster immediately screams in agony. Moose grabs Mac, spits in his face and connects on GTSF before the cavalry finally arrives in the form of “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet, Kylie Mignolio, Banned From Everywhere and Texpress. While the help tries to climb the cage, the Saints of Sinners continue their path of destruction and parade of finishers on the three in the ring. Finally, with the help of bolt cutters, Texpress and Jack Bullet enter first as the Saints – thanks to Moose’s key – escape without further fisticuffs.

The feed seemingly fades out as fellow wrestlers and OOWF Medical staff tend to Mac, Bridget and Ecosystem.

… Only to find Zed and BRICK~! standing about a block away from 1st Summit Arena with a remote control as BRICK~! lights a cigar.

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#856)
Live! From Cheyenne, Wyoming
April 25, 2018

KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. SHIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU COX

Kylie and Sizzlechest meet in the center of the ring and we're treated to a true cruiserweight show of excellence. Given their sizes and talents, they seem to be competing not just for the win, but also to see who can wow the crowd the most with their aerial feats and inherent floppiness. The quickly exhaust the jump-off-turnbuckle-to-mat and then jump-off-apron-to-floor bits, so they have to ratchet things up a bit. Sizzlechest pulls Kylie out to set her on the Bosnian announce table, and then climbs to the barricade for an OMG MOONSAULT! The table breaks and they lay in a heap. The referee starts the count, but slowly they both get to their feet and stagger back into the ring. Sizzlechest recovers first and looks around to see what he can do to finally put Kylie away without killing them both. He rolls out of the ring and desperately looks for something under it, finally spying a ladder. He pulls it out, and boy it's a tall one. He struggles to get it into the ring. He and Kylie battle over it but Sizzlechest holds her off with a snapmare, punctuated with a well-placed downward elbow to the clavicle. That will probably need to be addressed in medical. He gets the ladder set up and starts to climb....it's a EIGHTEEN FOOT LADDER! Meanwhile, Kylie has recovered and goes after him with one good arm and one being held very close to protect that shoulder and minimize the pain. She climbs up after him on the other side. They fight on the top and Kylie pushes Sizzlechest off. He lands on the mat with a thud and Kylie looks to the crowd to see what she should do. They cheer her on, and so she decides to go for it! SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER~! She lands with a crash and manages to get an arm over Sizzle's chest. One, two, THREE~!
WINNER in 15:41 – Kylie Mignolio

After the match, the medics respond to both, and Commissioner Firewoman comes down to admonish the referee over failing to notice a ladder being used in a non-ladder match, berating him as they both walk up the ramp and presumably to her office.

BEER MONEY vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE

As Beer Money (Skurge and SYB) stand in the ring – with both taunting ringside fans – “Insane in the Brain” plays out Banned From Everywhere and their donkey companions Drunkey and Drunkette. The good-natured tandem of Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane take time to glad-hand fans along the aisle before entering the ring and uncharacteristically taking the brawl right to Beer Money with Bill and Skurge pairing off while Justin and SYB roll around on the canvas and eventually to the outside. “Junior” Hale calls for the bell as Bill works a wrist lock into a hammerlock and into a quick body slam. A jumping leg drop gets Bill a quick count of 1 as Skurge easily powers out. Bill and Justin work a pair of quick tags as Bill throws Justin into Skurge and dropkicks the two down as that pin gets 1.5 before Justin is vaulted into Bill’s grip.

As Bill gently puts Justin down, Skurge rakes Bill’s eyes and makes a fast tag to SYB, who dropkicks Justin out of the ring and yells insults at Bill while Skurge hammers Bill down with a series of hammer fists. Beer Money isolates Bill and works him over in their corner as SYB isn’t hesitant to use the tag rope or Skurge’s hockey stick to help separate Bill from oxygen. All done when Hale’s view is blocked, of course. Justin’s protests allow Beer Money to dust out more punishment – legal and illegal – on Bill as he struggles to free himself from his predicament.

Russ: “Awesome Bill desperately needs a tag to his partner, Justin Sane.”
Razz: “But the reality is that Justin is the hot tag in this match. That’s not the best thing for Banned From Everywhere.”
Russ: “SYB could be the legal man, though. Justin could hold his own against him.”
Razz: “Point taken, partner.”

SYB, the legal man after the double-team beatdown, waits for Skurge to place Bill in the Tree of Woe before hitting a sliding dropkick on the worn-down Georgian. As Bill falls and rolls onto his back, SYB yells “TEABAGGGGAHHHHH!” before a sit-down splash catches nothing but canvas. Bill clubs SYB before crawling toward his corner. Bill makes the tag to Justin, who comes in a house of fire … Only to be returned to his corner as Hale missed the tag while tending to Skurge as he complained of an untied boot. SYB mockingly waves to Justin before Bill catches him in a release German suplex that sends him skidding across the ring. Bill’s crawl toward Justin is cut off as Skurge drops an elbow on Bill to draw Hale’s ire and a trip back to his own corner. As SYB collects his wits, he’s too slow to halt Bill’s lunge toward Justin with a tag and Justin coming in as a house of fire with right hands for SYB and a left jab for Skurge, who had inserted himself into the fray. As SYB is downed by the right hand of Justin, the Marylander climbs to the top turnbuckle as Bill pops up and launches him toward SYB. Skurge races around the ring to pull Bill down and under the ropes while SYB sprays Justin’s eyes with Axe Body Spray just before Banned From Space connected. SYB covers the blinded Justin, with a pull of the jeans just to make certain as Hale counts off 3.

Your winners (pinfall, 9:25), Beer Money.

Skurge and Bill brawl to the back as SYB sits in the ring, equally excited and stunned that he made the cover for his team.

MAC FLASHER, BRIDGET O’MALLEY & FIREWOMAN vs. MAI, ZED & STANK

As all six combatants – Mai Muyo, Zed and Stank in the red corner and Mac Flasher, Bridget O’Malley and Firewoman in the blue corner – sort out their strategy, Mel Creech calls for a bell as Mai, Zed and Stank rush the blue corner as Firewoman takes a shot from Mai, Mac from Zed and Bridget from Stank. Bridget and Mac tumble to the outside with Zed and stank following as Firewoman battles with Mai as both use speed and some acrobatics to wow the Cheyenne crowd. As order is partially restored on the outside, Mai whips Firewoman into the corner and tags in Zed, who hits a step-up boot to the side of Firewoman’s head. Zed tags in Stank, who looks at Firewoman, before tagging Mai back in.

Russ: “Obviously we know who wears the pants in that relationship.”
Razz: “It isn’t about who wears the pants, it’s about who recognizes that a harmonious relationship is built on not beating down your woman in the corner of an OOWF ring.”

Mai takes a wristlock and tries to flip it into a Friendship Bracelet (arm bar submission), but Firewoman powers out of the predicament and tags in Bridget, who runs through Mai with a clothesline and a pair of shoulder tackles. Bridget controls Mai on the mat before parking her in the corner and tagging in Mac. Mac allows Mai her freedom, as she tags in Zed, who walks toward Mac before spinning 180 degrees and tagging in Stank. Mac and Stank test their strength, with Stank gaining control before Mac flips out of the knuckle lock and plants a spinning heel kick to Stank’s head. Mac walks over to tag in Firewoman, who looks at Mac like he’s speaking in tongues before opting to tag in Bridget.

While Bridget and Stank square off, Zed ambushes Mac with a clothesline to trigger a brawl on the outside. Before long, Bridget forgets Mai and joins the fracas on the outside with Mai in quick pursuit. Stank is left to wonder what is going on as Firewoman is urging her teammates to at least take it to the ring. Stank cracks an inaudible joke to Firewoman, who immediately starts laying into Stank with a furious rant as Creech throws his hands in the air and calls for the bell.

The referee’s decision is no contest (7:39).

The brawl continues on the outside as Zed and BRICK~! simply pull up their tent stakes and walk away, leaving Mai to fend off Bridget as Mac gives chase to Zed, who is verbally bashing Mac about anything he can think of. Stank and Firewoman continue their argument with Stank playing the part of confused participant and Firewoman playing the part of a very angry lady.

JACK BULLET vs. DEMON SMOKE – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

Mike Elevenbee stands in the center of the ring with a general crowd hum behind him.
ME: Our next match is scheduled for one fall under Onslaught Rules with a 15 minute time limit and is for the Onslaught Title. Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, at a weight of 227 pounds, Demon Smoke.

“Until It Breaks” by Linkin Park plays as the entrance stage is engulfed in black smoke. Demon Smoke emerges and heads to the ring.
ME: And his opponent, at a weight of 215 pounds from Des Moines, Iowa. He is the OOWF Onslaught Champion, The “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

Jack Bullet comes out from the back holding Coat Rack Steve Richards. Ellsworth the Eagle is perched on top and squawks to the fans as they cheer the weird trio to the ring. Bullet
wears the Onslaught Title around his waist.

Russ: Just when it looked like Bullet was going to submit to Matt Folz last week, he turned the tables and made the now-former champion tap out.
Razz: Matt Folz will get that belt back sooner rather than later. It won’t matter if it’s against Jack Bullet or Demon Smoke.
Russ: This is the third match under Onslaught Rules between Bullet and Smoke. The series is tied at one win each. This is the rubber bout and this time, the Onslaught Title is on the line.
Razz: There’s no question that a win here would rally vault Demon Smoke’s career. And I guess Bullet has been trying to help him in his own, but even he’s not a big enough of a chump to simply hand the belt over to Demon Smoke.

Referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell. Bullet and Smoke shake hands. Smoke tries to pull Jack in for a short arm clothesline like he did in their last encounter. However, Bullet ducks, comes up underneath Smoke, picks him up and drops him over his knee for a reverse atomic drop. Bullet holds onto Smoke and flips him with an overhead belly to belly suplex.
Russ: Jack Bullet opens up like a house of fire. He’s energized by being the new Onslaught Champion and will be fighting hard to keep it.

Smoke pops up and backs toward the near ropes, but Bullet presses him. He grabs Smoke by the wrist and whips him off to the opposite side. Bullet throws a clothesline. Smoke ducks under it and comes off the opposite strands. He tries a running kick, but Bullet grabs the leg, steps into Smoke and swings him over with a capture suplex.

Razz: Plagiarism! Matt Folz did that move to Bullet last week.
Russ: Bullet is always learning and adapting. He saw a move he liked and he’s incorporated it into his arsenal.

Bullet goes for a chinlock, but Smoke quickly gets his feet underneath him, pushes up and breaks with a jaw jacker. Smoke goes to the near corner. He skips up to the second turnbuckle. Bullet stumbles forward and Smoke comes off for a flipping neckbreaker. He scrambles for the cover and gets a two count.

Smoke pulls Bullet up by the head and jumps forward with a bulldog. He covers again for a two count. Smoke pulls Bullet up by the head again, this time hooking the tights and hits a swinging vertical suplex. He floats over for another two count. Smoke pulls Bullet closer to the near corner and heads to the top turnbuckle.

Russ: Could we be seeing the Fury Cutter so soon into this bout?
Razz: If Demon Smoke wants to prove himself and take the title from Bullet this is how he does it.

Smoke perches on the top rope for the Shooting Star elbow drop. Bullet gets up and scales the ropes from the inside. He rocks Smoke with a Eureopean uppercut. Smoke slams down on the top rope and sways back. Jack lands a couple punches. He picks Smoke up on his shoulder, spins as he comes off the ropes and drops him with a top rope Kinnuku Buster.
Russ: Another move we’ve never seen before from Jack Bullet. He makes the cover.
One…two…three!

ME: Your winner at 6:27 and STILL Onslaught Champion, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

Bullet claims the title belt from ringside and holds it up for the cheering fans. Angelo Barros checks on Smoke, who lies on the mat not moving. Barros makes a signal to the back and paramedics emerge with a stretcher.

Russ: It looks like Demon Smoke suffered a possible neck injury from that top rope maneuver. It’s certainly a dangerous move.
The folks at home can see a replay of the finish.
Razz: Look right there. You can see how Smoke’s neck snaps up at a sharp angle as they hit the canvas. A Kinnuku Buster is similar to a Muscle Buster, but instead of landing on your back, you drop straight down to your rear and it puts way more pressure on the neck.
Bullet gets down on the mat and is seen talking to Smoke. Paramedics gently roll him over, put a neck brace on him and load Smoke onto the stretcher. Bullet walks back with them, holding onto Smoke’s hand. Smoke raises his other arm and the crowd cheers as the scene fades.

THE CIRCLE vs. TEXPRESS vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Triple Threat Match

The Measuring Sticks of the Tag Team Division, Texpress, make their way out first, looking to somehow take advantage of one of their disfavored clusterbombs to keep setting records for their legacy. The newest incarnation of the Saints of Sinners team, Stan Fulton and Matt Folz, come out next to a mixed reaction, since the fans are glad to have Stan Fulton back. Finally, the lights dim, the fog comes up and The Circle ascends in the mist, World Tag Team Championships held high. They enter the ring, hand their championships over, and here we go!

We’re apparently in full on tornado-tag mode, as Fulton tackles Zane down and Folz clotheslines Ghosthead to the ground. Chad goes over to help his partner escape the surprise ground and pound, but seeing Ghosthead flip over on top of Folz, Shannon opts to leap on top of Chad and ground him with a zig zag! Shannon into the quick cover, Fulton breaks it up as Chad simultaneously kicks out at two—Zane is behind Folz now, and lifts the BIG man up and drops him with a straight back suplex. Stan rolls out of the ring, Zane gets up and eats a spin kick from Shannon, who is quickly rolled up by Chad—kickout at two by Shannon, right into a LaBell Lock on Chad! Chad is close to the ropes and makes it there.

Meanwhile, Ghosthead and Matt Folz are outside of the ring trading blows—Matt gets the better of the exchange, pulls Ghosthead in for the German—Ghosthead elbows his way out, Matt has to release, Ghosthead DROPS Matt with a backfist, but here’s Stan Fulton booking it around the ring—Stan off the middle of the steps, and the sun is briefly blocked out as Stan SQUASHES Ghosthead with a leaping splash! Back in the ring, Shannon has been trying to ground Chad despite his trying to chain wrestle out—Zane suddenly grabs Shannon off and throws her out of the ring on top of Stan as he’s rising to knock him down. Zane and Chad stand tall in the ring to cheers, and they watch their four competitors rise up outside . . . they shrug, hit the ropes, run, Chad goes through the ropes as the larger Zane leaps over, double tope suicida onto the four below! The fans are going BANANA~!

Chad rolls Ghosthead into the ring as Zane throws some blows outside—Chad begins to tune up the band in the corner, aiming for the World Tag Team Champion, Ghosthead rises, Chad charges, Ghosthead catches him, spins him around, release German—CHAD LANDS ON HIS FEET! Ghosthead rises off the toss, Chad hits the Superkick! Chad about to go for the cover—and he’s yanked off by Matt Folz, who broke free from Zane as Stan pulled Zane in for a one-on-one fight—Matt Folz throws Chad with a German! Now Matt grabs onto Ghosthead—Tazmission! Ghosthead’s not going to tap with the gold on the line, but he’s already so out of it that he’s losing oxygen quick and fading—but now Shannon is back in the ring and breaks it up with a running elbow!

Shannon and Matt start exchanging blows, when Chad is back up—Shannon knocks Matt back a moment, Chad lines him up, but Matt pulls Shannon in the way and she eats Chad’s superkick! Shannon is down and rolls out of the ring, Matt charges Chad, they roll out of the ring—just as Stan drop toeholds a charging Zane into the steel steps! Stan’s in the ring, looking straight at the barely kneeling Ghosthead, having eaten a superkick and being choked out . . . and Fulton charges with a RUNNING SENTON! I don’t know if he has a Ferrari engine, but the woozy Ghosthead just got flattened by an Army tank! One . . . two . . . we got new champions!

Winners in 15:22 . . . and NEWWWWW OOWF World Tag Team Champions . . . Stan Fulton & Matt Folz . . . The Saints of Sinners!

Stan Fulton gets up and brushes himself off, very pleased at his opportunism as Zane tries to regain his bearings after the hard steel shot. Matt breaks free of Chad belatedly and grabs the Tag Team Championships, bringing them into the ring, slapping Fulton on the back and handing him his gold, as the Saints pose to mostly-boos.

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