OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#899)
Live! From Tampico, Mexico
January 23, 2019

SHIZURU vs. JOHN LAW

“Untouchable” brings out John Law, who arrogantly smirks as he walks toward the ring. As John leans in to taunt a fan holding a “Shizuru 4 Life” sign, Shizuru races down the ramp and hammers John from behind with a chair. With John on one knee, Shizuru stands over John, urging him to get upright only for John to deliver a low blow. As Shizuru writhes in pain, John picks the smaller fighter up by his trunks and tosses him unceremoniously into the ring. As Shizuru shakes the cobwebs, “Junior” Hale tries to cut John off on his path to Shizuru. John shoves Hale to the side and walks right into a flying knee to the jaw.

With a scream, Shizuru runs toward John and begins clawing at his eyes, only getting his grip broken when John tosses him over the top rope and onto the apron. John spears Shizuru into the barricade as Hale is already signaling for the bell.

Ladies and gentlemen, referee “Junior” Hale has ruled this match a no contest (0:00).

Shizuru picks himself up and gets a face full of John’s right hand, but gives it right back fast the two engage in an NHL-style fistfight as Hale is waving on OOWF Security. The two are trading off trips around the ring fixtures when the yellow shirts manage to pry the two apart … For a brief moment until John bulls through security and delivers a crushing lariat to Shizuru, who struggles to break away from security until John grabs him by the hair and throws him into the crowd. Shizuru grabs a nearby chair from a well-intentioned fan at ringside and plasters John to stop him cold. Shizuru continues the chair-assisted beatdown until OOWF Security pulls him off of the downed rival. John struggles to sit up, getting no encouragement from fans – or really even anyone under OOWF employ – as Shizuru breaks away from security and hits a shining wizard to drop John where he sat. Only then does Shizuru acquiesce to the requests of the yellow shirts.

SEBASTIAN DAVIS & MAMA JUANA vs. ALEXIS DARLING & MAC FLASHER

With Sebastian Davis and Mama Juana already in the ring, and Mac Flasher atop the entrance ramp, Alexis Darling doesn’t even wait for her music to hit before charging to the ringside area and wanting a piece of Sebastian. While Mac is showing no fear of Mama Juana, he’s taking his time on his way to the ring as Juana lets Alexis and Sebastian sort out their issues. That’s good enough for Mel Creech, who rings the bell with Alexis and Sebastian rolling around on the mat and trading punches. Alexis peels off of Sebastian and stomps away while he tries to cover himself, retreating to a neutral corner, where Creech has the unenviable task of pulling Alexis away. Finally he manages to separate the two as Sebastian hurriedly tags in Juana.

Juana steps between the ropes and doesn’t take her eyes off of Mac, who reaches in and tags in, despite Alexis not knowing. Mac overpowers Juana with a snap mare, a press slam and a few sharp shoulders in the corner. When Mac tries to mount the turnbuckles for 10 punches, Juana calmly slides out of the predicament and to the outside. Mac urges Juana to return to the ring while Juana is content to let Creech reach 7 on the count before rolling in. Before Mac can lock up with Juana again, she gets into her smoke-blowing pose, causing Mac to give Juana all the space that she needs. Juana reveals nothing underhanded before charging at Mac with a running knee strike. Mac stumbles back as Juana drills him with a Stinger Splash. With Mac trying to get his distance from the corner, he turns into a springboard meteora that gets 1. Juana stays on the offense, but allows Sebastian his turn at Mac as the two exchange quick tags with fluid individual offense, but nothing tandem … Yet.

A punch-drunk Mac takes a swing at Juana before falling face-first at her feet. Sebastian tags in and hoists Mac up into a spine buster position as Juana bounces off the ropes and delivers a leg lariat as Sebastian sends Mac hard to the mat. That gets 2 before Alexis breaks up the count.

Sebastian tries to intimidate Alexis as Creech sends her back to the apron, getting a forearm shiver to the jaw for his efforts. With Creech chiding Alexis, Mac decks Sebastian with a discus elbow, running to the corner only to have Juana race over and send Alexis flying before a tag could be made.

Sebastian hoists Mac into an electric chair drop, sending to the mat as Juana delivers a pair of knees to his chest from the top. Juana tries to cover, but Creech notes that Sebastian is the legal member of the team. As Sebastian saunters over, he’s caught in a small package that gets 1 before Juana breaks up the pin attempt. Mac stands and ducks just in time as Juana’s elbow finds Sebastian instead. Mac makes a hot tag to Alexis, who has clotheslines for everyone. Two of them, even. A third rotation comes as Juana and Sebastian are slumped in opposite corners. Alexis then picks on Juana with a butterfly suplex that sends her out of the ring. She stares down Sebastian, but tags in Mac, who just made his way to his feet during Alexis’ rampage. With Sebastian in a daze, Mac puts him up in position for a Flash Drive with Alexis mounting the turnbuckles.

Russ: “Is this …”
Razz: “A career-ender? Yes, but Alexis isn’t one to not already know that.”

Before Mac can start the drop, Juana shoves Alexis into Mac and Sebastian, creating a pile of bodies on the mat. In the confusion, Sebastian is able to reach into his tights and produce a pair of brass knuckles. A right cross to Mac’s jaw – as Creech tends to Alexis – drops him on the mat. As Juana occupies Alexis, Creech sees Sebastian making a cover on Mac, with the aid of tights … Not that the help was needed.

Your winners (pinfall, 11:17), the team of Sebastian Davis and Mama Juana.

Sebastian celebrates his win with a few taunts toward Mac as Alexis pops in with a series of blows to trigger a brawl. While that’s happening, Juana just looks over Mac, without much intent as he slowly comes to. Mac immediately tries to defend himself as Juana cackles and backs away. Mac, while still very confused, passively tries to pull Alexis off Sebastian and gets a slap for his troubles as the two continue to tear into each other.

BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. NICK FLEMING vs. ZED

Everyone is introduced and the bell rings. Fleming immediately nails Bev with a forearm to the back of the head and dumps her over the top rope to the floor. Fleming tries a roll up on Zed, but Zed kicks out before the one and spins to his feet and ducks a clothesline from Fleming. As Fleming runs toward the ropes, Bev is on the apron, she springs to the top rope and hits Fleming with an elbow to the jaw and covers, but Zed breaks it up at one.

Zed grabs Bev and pulls her to her feet and whips her into the turnbuckle, then pulls Fleming up and sends him in as well. Bev moves out of the way and Fleming slams chest first into the corner, as he staggers backward, Bev grabs him around the waist and hits a release German suplex. As Bev is getting to one knee, Zed charges in and hits her with a shining wizard that lays her out. Zed covers, but Bev kicks out at two. Zed is quickly to his feet, he grabs Fleming and sends him to the ropes and connects with a dropkick to the jaw that sends Fleming over the top rope to the floor.

Zed turns his attention back to Bev, but she pops him on the jaw with a superkick that rocks the champ on his heels. Bev hits the ropes and takes Zed down with a hard lariat for a two count. Bev gets to her feet and hits the ropes again, and Fleming low bridges her from the outside. Bev tumbles over the ropes to the floor. Fleming grabs her and slams her face first into the Spanish Announce Table, then drops her with a DDT on the floor.

Fleming rolls back into the ring and he and Zed go at it. Zed has the upper hand initially, but Fleming cuts him off with a punch to the throat, then plants him with a snap suplex. Fleming takes over on Zed and wears him down, on the outside we see Bev struggling to her feet, her forehead busted open from the DDT. She tries to get on the apron, but fails. Medical comes down to check on her, but she shoves them away.

Inside the ring, Fleming calls for the piledriver! He sets up Zed, but Bev has somehow managed to climb the ropes. She leaps and connects with a missile dropkick to Fleming’s face, sending him to the mat. Bev is slow to her feet, but as she stands, she grabs Fleming and lifts him for a powerbomb, then throws him over the top rope to the floor! No table, just the floor! Bev turns around and Zed kicks her in the gut and rolls her into a small package, but Bev manages to reverse the roll up and gets the three count! Zed is stunned!
WINNER in 14:05 – Beverly Cambridge

JACK BULLET, KYLIE MIGNOLIO & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS

The champs are out first, and somewhere Alan Capps seethes in rage. The Saints music hits and they storm the ring, and the fight is ON! Fulton clotheslines Bridget over the top while Folz backdrops Kylie to the floor. Bullet bails out of the ring to regroup with his partners, as they huddle up Fire runs to the corner, scales the ropes and dives at the trio sending them all crashing to the floor.

Fire grabs Bullet and throws him back into the ring then follows and puts the boots to him before hooking him for a trio of suplexes. As she lifts Bullet for the last suplex, she tags in Fulton. Fire drives Bullet to the mat, then rolls out of the way, Fulton hits the ropes and drops the DROPLINE on the world champ! Fulton covers, but Kylie races in for the save.

The Saints cut the ring off and put a beating on the world champion. To Bullet’s credit, he escaped every pin attempt. The turning point comes when Folz sets Bullet on the top rope and scales the ropes for a superplex, but Bullet blocks the move and fights Folz hammering him with forearms to the side of the head until Folz falls to the middle of the ring. Bullet stands up and launches himself and drops a perfect leg across Folz. Bullet covers, but Fire makes the save, drawing Kylie and Bridget into the ring. As the four brawl, Folz slowly gets to his feet and pulls Bullet up, but before he can do anything, Kylie and Bridget break away from Fire and Fulton and KILL Folz with a double superkick to the jaw! Folz lets go of Bullet and falls flat on his back, Bullet falls the opposite way, right into his corner where Kylie tags herself in!

Kylie charges in and drops Folz with a spinning heel kick, then ducks a clothesline from a charging Fulton, then catches him with a high knee to the nose on the rebound. Fire grabs her from behind, but Kylie quickly switches positions and takes Fire to the mat with the Florida Key! The referee doesn’t make the count, Fire wasn’t legal, so Kylie releases the hold. All six are now in the ring and all hell breaks loose, they brawl inside and outside the ring. The end comes when Bullet reaches for Folz and Folz swings a chair over his head and slams Bullet in the head! Bullet staggers backward and Fire grabs him and traps him in a triangle choke! Fire takes him to the mat, then gives the full body scissors! Bullet fights but he is trapped in the middle of the ring, the referee checks his arm, it drops once, twice……THREE TIMES!
WINNERS in 42:39 – The Saints of Sinners

The Saints continue to brawl before security finally gets them apart and up the ramp. Inside the ring Kylie and Bridget help Bullet to his feet. The show closes with Bullet staring down Fire and Fire returning his stare with a smirk on her face.

Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF End of Days 12, February 24th, Live! from Casper, Wyoming. And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem: Dance of Death 12 Live! January 30th Live! From, Mexico City, Mexico

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#898)
Live! From Cancun, Mexico
January 16, 2019

SHIZURU vs. JOHN LAW

Both men are introduced and make their way to the ring, Shizuru gets a nice pop, Law gets booed out of the building. The two meet in the middle of the ring. Law demands the referee pat down Shizuru for foreign objects. As the referee checks Shizuru’s boots, Law NAILS Shizuru with a running elbow to the side of the head! Shizuru drops like a sack of potatoes and Law pounces on him and locks in the MIRANDA RIGHTS! Shiz immediately taps out, but Law doesn’t break the hold until the referee threatens to reverse the decision. Law finally breaks…..
WINNER in :06 – John Law

……then pounces on Shizuru again and ties his hands behind his back with the zip ties. Law pulls Shizuru to his feet, grabs him around the waist and hits a release German suplex! Shizuru lands HARD right on the back of his head

Russ: GOOD GAWD HE MIGHT BE DEAD!
Razz: I saw Sabu take a suplex like that……..it didn’t end well!

The locker room empties and medics and security get Law away from Shizuru. Law heads to the back to a chorus of boos while EMT’s race to the ring with a gurney for Shizuru.

MATT FOLZ vs. NICK FLEMING

This match has a lot of anticipation as the two combatants have decided to keep their comments to themselves and do their talking in the ring. Matt Folz enters accompanied by the lovely Jamie to his entrance music a chorus of boos. Nick Fleming enters, alone, and no fanfare, his usual thing. He's a bit surprised by some positive crowd reaction, but he IS facing one of the Saints of Sinners, so... Anyway, we get the bell and these two start. It's a slow plodding match at first, not because they are themselves slow and plodding, but because they are both masters of strategy and neither wants to tip his hand too soon. There are many holds and locks shared between them, and that eats up about 15 minutes. Gradually they start to increase the intensity and put some strikes in between the holds. Folz grabs Fleming and shoves him hard to the corner, following in with splash. He whips Fleming to the opposite corner and repeats the process. He goes for a third and Fleming puts on the brakes center ring, and then redirects and propels Folz to the ropes. Folz flips over them landing on the apron. Fleming hits the far rope and that adds to his momentum as he shoulder blocks Folz through the ropes, so Folz goes to the floor. Fleming smiles down at him over the ropes. Folz gets to his feet as Fleming goes between the ropes to stand on the apron. Folz tries to get onto said apron, but is thwarted by Fleming elbow drops on him. Folz falls to the floor and Fleming hops down so they can brawl to the outside. Fleming has the better of Folz now, as he hammers him with mostly-legal punches and occasional tosses into stairs and ringposts. This goes on for a good long while, and the referee keeps pleading with them to get back into the legal ring. Finally, Fleming is bored with this, and picks Folz up for a fireman's carry, and attempt to deposit him onto the steel steps, except Jamie has come around grabs Folz's legs, pulling him off. Folz does hit the ground with a thud, but at least he didn't hit the steps. Fleming glares dagger at Jamie, who wisely runs to the other side of the ring. He turns back to Folz, who is almost on his feet now. Fleming helps Folz not-so-gently into the ring, and then follows. Folz gets to his feet and Fleming kicks him in the gut to set up the piledriver, but Folz reverses by standing and attempting a back body drop. Fleming slides down, though, grabbing Folz by the ankles to knock him off balance. It almost works but Folz regains control and drops down to a Thesz press, reaching back to hook the leg. Fleming adjusts and rolls over, getting Folz into a small package. Folz powers out of that and tries to catch Fleming in an ankle lock, but Fleming flips to a triangle stance and then ducks, toss Folz over him. Folz gets to his feet, but then falls when Fleming drops him with a toe hold. Fleming pounces in for the sleeper and the referee is just getting ready to do the three arm raises of doom when....BBZZZZZT!! Time is up! The referee implores Fleming to break the hold, while Jamie pulls Matt out of the ring.
WINNER – 30 minute time limit draw

ALEXIS DARLING vs. MAC FLASHER vs. MAMA JUANA vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS

Match TBEIL, Mac gets the win


BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY & KYLIE MIGNOLIO

Both teams are introduced for this non-title match and both teams are adored by the crowd. The two teams shake hands before the bell, and the crowd eats that up as well. Somewhere in the back, Moose is throwing up.

Bridget and Kylie start off fast and keep Justin on their side of the ring, keeping him on the mat, working his legs and back. Justin finally works free with a series of superkicks that stun the champs, he is about to make a tag when Kylie lunges and takes Bill off the apron with a drop kick just before Justin makes the tag.

Kylie pulls Justin up, but before he can do anything, Fulton and Folz hit the ring armed with baseball bats and take out the champs and BFE! Fulton drops the DROPLINE on Kylie while Folz takes Bridget down with an angle slam. Bill and Justin try to make the save, but both eat baseball bats to the face for their efforts. The Saints lay the boots to the champs a bit more and stand over them victoriously before sneering and leaving the ring.
WINNER – No Contest in 7:29

BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. STAN FULTON vs. ZED

With Zed, Beverly Cambridge and “The Crusher” Stan Fulton standing in their respective corners, OOWF Referee Angelo Barros enthusiastically calls for the bell to be rung to open this triple-threat bout. Zed and Beverly nod at each other, both tearing into Stan, cornering him with strikes, but that offensive is short-lived as he shoves Beverly and head butts Zed. Stan, now free to roam the ring, tries to hammer away at a kneeling Zed, getting a few forearm blows in before Beverly hops on his back to provide a temporary distraction. Beverly slides to put Stan in a crucifix position, getting a dropkick assist from Zed and 1 from Barros, before Stan powers out.

Russ: “This isn’t scheduled to be a handicap match, but Stan Fulton is definitely fighting in one tonight.”
Razz: “Soon, Zed and Beverly Cambridge will come to blows. It’s not going to be 100-percent a handicap match. They’ve always worked well together, but only one gets credit for the win.”

Stan rolls himself vertical, and right into a super kick from Zed. As Zed attempts a cover, Beverly sneaks in with a rollup on Zed to get 1. Zed and Beverly stand off and side at each other while Rev. BRICK~! frantically calls for Zed’s attention as Stan barrels through Zed with a chest block, tangling Zed in the ropes for a moment before he falls to the outside. Beverly tries to combat Stan with a few quick blows, but gets an earclap and a few clubbing forearms for her trouble. Stan drops two elbows in succession on Beverly before wrapping her up in a side headlock with all of his weight pressed onto her. Beverly is able to even move as Stan cranks in the pressure, with Beverly seemingly fading until Zed rolls in and delivers a baseball slide to Stan’s chin to release the hold. With both of his opponents down, Zed picks Beverly for an attempted Divine Intervention (the BRICK~!-suggested name for the former GTH DDT). As lon as it took to read the explanation, Beverly wiggles her way into a small-package pin try that gets 2 before Stan breaks up the fall.

Zed pops up and starts to trade fists with Stan, losing the advantage in a hurry before Beverly clips Stan’s knee. Zed raises an eyebrow and Beverly shrugs before the two use tandem attacks to keep Stan on his back and on the defensive. No pin try, regardless of the moves before or the attempted pinner, gets more than barely 2 as Stan grows increasingly frustrated and annoyed. With BRICK~! trying to get the crowd on the side of Zed and maybe Beverly, Stan is able to pop up and deliver a lariat to Zed, drawing ooohs, ahhhh and applause from the OOWF faithful. Stan plays to the applause a bit, quickly getting on the fans’ bad side again by delivering a shoulder breaker to Beverly with the impact area being Stan’s knee, then Zed’s torso.

Stan toys with the smaller combatants, whipping both into all four corners with Zed going first and Beverly following into Zed. After that sequence, Stan sends Beverly and Zed into opposite corners and delivers alternating splashes to both, completing three circuits before Zed falls on his face with Beverly slumps on the turnbuckles. Stan sees a downed Zed and makes his approach with BRICK~! stepping onto the apron. As Stan shifts his focus onto BRICK~!, Zed rolls to safety for the time being. BRICK~! and Stan start jawing as Zed mounts the turnbuckles. Beverly charges Stan from behind and leaps onto his back. Zed’s attempt at offense from the top results in Zed bumping heads with Beverly. Stan grabs the groggy Beverly and powerslams her on top of Zed before pulling him to the nearest corner. With a message intended for BRICK~!, Stan delivers The Crusher on Zed for an academic 3.
WINNER (pinfall, 10:56) “The Crusher” Stan Fulton.

BRICK~! tends to Zed as Stan gets his hand raised. Stan turns to see BRICK~! and makes his way toward him, grabbing him by the lapels of his suit and lifting him high. Only when Beverly charges with a reverend-saving flying forearm that doesn’t fully connect does Stan gently put BRICK~! down to admire the battered bodies he’s leaving in the ring.

FIREWOMAN vs. JACK BULLET

“I am the Fire” bellows through the arena, as Firewoman tears through the curtains and walks with purpose to the ring. With Firewoman leaping over the top rope before running a couple bounces off the ropes, her music fades into “Stranglehold” and the OOWF World Champion, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet. Jack also has purpose as he heads to the ring, showing a glare toward Firewoman that’s enough to require Davis Hightower to pull her back to allow Jack entrance into the ring. No sooner than Jack’s entry, however, and Hightower loses his grip as Firewoman rips into Jack with punches, kicks, knees, elbows, and just about anything else on her anatomy that she thinks would hurt or injure Jack. All the while, Jack calmly shields himself and doesn’t so much as pull a fist back before Hightower can separate the two and start the match proper.

The bell rings as Firewoman charges in again, only this time into a picture-perfect spinebuster and a quick cover that gets 1. Jack, showing a bit of wear from Firewoman’s early attack, tries to keep control with a front face lock that Firewoman escapes. The two stand off before Firewoman offers a test of strength. Jack obliges but gets slapped. While rubbing his cheek, Jack is caught with a dropkick to the knee, crashing him face-first onto the mat. Firewoman tries to work the leg, but Jack is able to pull away and get vertical, getting another slap after refusing to deliver a requested and mapped-out punch to the chin of Firewoman.

Russ: “Soon, Jack Bullet is going to crack and wallop Firewoman! I can feel it! When it happens, he’ll feel as good as he’s ever felt!”
Razz: “Keep dreaming. He’ll take a thousand slaps before knowingly breaking his code of honor when it comes to striking a woman. Even Firewoman, who just wants that respect from him.”
Russ: “She also wants that OOWF World Title. Respect? Maybe not so much. She wants that punch because that will show her that she got to him enough to make it happen.”

Jack rubs his cheek again and fights off a hiptoss try from Firewoman, delivering one of his own before almost dropping an elbow out of instinct. When Jack pulls back, Firewoman is able to reach up with a Pele kick, staggering Jack. Firewoman springs up and corners Jack with a series of chops and forearms. A Stinger splash misses, giving Jack the chance at a reverse monkey flip that sends Firewoman two-thirds of the way across the ring and on her face. Jack rushes in and tries to lock in a Last Chancery submission on Firewoman, not locking the hands in time before she bites his right hand. Jack falls beside Firewoman, who rolls over and starts bludgeoning Jack with elbows. With Jack in a defensive position, Firewoman stands up, leans down and slaps Jack again.

Razz: “That’s three slaps. Each one louder than the previous one! In fact, I think Jack’s cheek might be bleeding.”

Razz is correct as a small scratch has opened up on Jack’s cheek. But don’t worry, this thing is like .0001 Muta as Jack calmly wipes it away and braces for Firewoman charging in with a Lou Thesz Press that Jack is able to turn into a stungun when Firewoman gets too much air. Jack takes the chance to slow things down and ground Firewoman with a bevy of stretches, submission tries and small-joint manipulation, bending her fingers back further than what is comfortable to imagine.

Russ: “Is Firewoman double-jointed?”
Razz: “Better hope Stank didn’t hear you asking that.”

Jack opts to deliver a Talon to Firewoman’s left hand, drawing a shriek from her as she is tapped by the squeeze. With Jack putting as much pressure as he can on Firewoman’s hand, she uses her right hand to punch her way out to the predicament. Jack is the first to his feet, getting a forearm to the jaw, but enough leverage to pull out a Northern Lights suplex. Jack bridges back, getting 3 from Hightower. Firewoman slaps the mat as Jack slides to a corner and sighs in relief. All while Hightower heads over to the announce table.

Mike Elevenbee: “Ladies and gentlemen. OOWF referee Davis Hightower has ruled that both Jack Bullet and Firewoman had their shoulders down. Meaning that this match is a draw.”

Jack is puzzled by the decision, looking to talk to Hightower as he comes back to the ring, but he gets a dropkick from Firewoman for his troubles. Firewoman then begins a ground-and-pound assault with Jack overpowering Firewoman and escaping, locking in the Talon on Firewoman’s forehead and lifting her up for what appears to be a Talon Slam, before OOWF Security crash the scene. They manage to keep the two apart for a minute as Firewoman breaks free and into Jack’s security entourage. They scatter as Jack pulls Firewoman into the corner and tries to subdue her by leaning into her, getting a knee to the groin. This gets Jack good and angry as he rears back to deck Firewoman, but is pulled away as a swarm of yellow shirts get between the two as fans chant “Let them go!” in Spanish. The two exchange deep unpleasantries as the feed fades out.


Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF End of Days 12, February 24th, Live! from Casper, Wyoming. And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! January 23rd Live! From Tampico, Mexico

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#897)
Live! From Oaxaca, Mexico
January 9, 2019

EL EXTRANO DESCONOCIDO vs. JOHN LAW

With El Extraño Desconocido (Handsome Stranger) standing in the ring, “Untouchable” by Eminem plays with John Law emerging from the curtain. His expression indicates that El Extraño Desconocido is beneath him, but will get beaten all the same. As John enters the ring, he discards his vest and immediately attacks the local star, cornering him and bludgeoning him with forearms to the head, neck and back. El Extraño tries to fight his way out of the corner, but is overpowered by John as he begins to boot down the smaller man. John only stops the beating to jaw-jack with local fans, including El Extraño’s mother, who is front and center at ringside.

Russ: “Imagine that you’re finally getting your big shot in OOWF, and then you get this bout …”
Razz: “Tough break for John Law. I’m sure he was expecting more than this skinny geek.”
Russ: “I was talking about El Extraño Desconocido getting John Law, when the hometown crowd gets to watch him get pummeled.”

John tears El Extraño from the corner and double underhooks him before delivering a series of headbutts to the neck and upper chest. John then suplexes El Extraño from that position to get 1, thanks to a generous gesture from John to pull El Extraño’s shoulders off the mat. John clubs down El Extraño while pulling at his mask, drawing vitriol from all in attendance.

Russ: “You think it’s escaped John that masks are pretty sacred in Mexico.”
Razz: “Partner, I feel a lot of John Law’s actions can be explained with ‘He knows, he just doesn’t care.’”

El Extraño pulls away long enough to catch his air, then catch a charging John with a spinning heel kick. Finally at the advantage, El Extraño peppers John with a few palm strikes, a couple of kicks and a running knee to the head. That puts John on his back. Feeling the swell of crowd support, El Extraño takes to the turnbuckles and calls for a 450-degree splash. That gesture gives John enough time to scramble to his feet and meet El Extraño in the corner. After an uppercut sends El Extraño tumbling off the ropes and onto the apron, a charging shoulderblock sends El Extraño into the barricade. John methodically climbs to the outside and grabs El Extraño by the mask, shouting trash talk into his ear the whole time. John rolls El Extraño into the ring and sets him up in the corner. John chokes down El Extraño right in front of OOWF Official Davis Hightower, who snaps off a count of 4 – almost 5 – before John releases the choke and gives Hightower a piece of his mind. Hightower takes none of it from John, but the argument gives El Extraño enough of an opening to try a victory roll that gets 1. John is first to his feet and almost deboots El Extraño with a discus elbow to regain the advantage. As El Extraño, John steps behind and applies a dragon sleeper before taking him down and cinching in a bodyscissors as well. El Extraño tries valiantly to escape Miranda Rights, but quickly succumbs to the choke and passes out, prompting Hightower to ring the bell.
WINNER: (referee stoppage, 7:43), John Law!

Hightower threatens John with a reversed decision if he doesn’t release the hold. John finally breaks at 4.5, but isn’t quite done. With a glance to El Extraño’s mother at ringside, John pulls a zip tie from his pocket, forcing El Extraño’s wrists together. As El Extraño begins to come to, he tries to escape his predicament before John stomps away on his defenseless and defeated opponent. John takes El Extraño to the outside and taunts the mother of the Mexican youngster before giving him a very rough tour of the barricades and ring fixtures. Finally Hightower is able to halt John’s beating, but not before John picks El Extraño up to his feet and delivers one last blow – a head butt – to leave him laying. John exits up the ramp as garbage fills his path.

BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE

Both are announced and make their way to the ring. The two meet in the middle of the ring and shake hands, and the crowd eats that up. The bell rings and they lock up, Bev grabs a side headlock, Bill shoots her to the ropes, then takes her to the mat with an arm drag. Bev pops to her feet and tries a drop kick, but Bill catches her leg and drives her to the mat and locks in a half crab. Bev easily grabs the bottom rope forcing the break.

Both lock up again and Bev backs Bill into the corner and blisters him with chops to the chest. Bill reverses it and lands a few chops of his own and whips Bev across the ring, Bev scales the corner and spins and connects with a kick to Bill’s jaw that drop him to the mat. Bev covers, but Bill kicks out at one.

The match continues back and forth for nearly twenty minutes. The end comes when Bev goes for a moonsault, but Bill moves out of the way and Bev crashes and burns. Bill pounces and locks her in the Cuyler Clutch and gets the submission win.
WINNER in 19:44 – Awesome Bill From Dawsonville

After the match, Bill helps Bev to her feet, they shake hands and hug and Bev raises Bill’s arm which gets a nice response from the crowd. The two head to the back together, slapping hands along the way.

MAC FLASHER vs. MAMA JUANA

“Voodoo Woman” bellows through the arena as Mama Juana saunters to the ring. Her gait is powerful and confident as she enters the ring and awaits her opponent, who jogs out as “I Get Wet” plays. Fans cheer a but louder for Mac Flasher than they did for Juana, as he rolls under the bottom rope and pops up while keeping an eye on Juana, who visibly poses no threat to Mac at the moment.

Angelo Barros calls for the bell as Juana runs into Mac with a leaping forearm. Juana brings a spirited fight to Mac, who calmly fights his way to an advantage, backing Juana into the corner, but releasing before Barros even got to 1. Juana charges Mac again, with similar success and a repeat rally from Mac.

Russ: “Mac Flasher, who has a win over Mama Juana, is quite cautious in how he approaches her this week.”
Razz: “She’s in his head, Russ. The cackling. The PS4 stuff. Mac fears what he doesn’t understand and he’s about as clueless as one can be when it comes to Mama Juana.”

Juana asks for a test of strength with Mac, who obliges and immediately wrings her arm and hammerlocks it behind her. Mac tries a hammerlock German suplex that gets 1, but is broken when Juana frees her arm as if Mac wasn’t holding it. Mac is puzzled, but tries to stay on the offensive, dropping a forearm on the shorter Dominican. An Irish whip to Juana gives her the time needed to switch the game on Mac as she ducks under a lariat and bounds back with a Pele kick, stunning him. Juana then uses her speed and aerial game to fluster Mac, using a springboard moonsault to get 2. Juana lets wilder side take over with strong-style kicks to a kneeling Mac and finishing the flurry with a boot to the head. That gets 2 with Juana segueing into a chin lock with the bulk of her weight on his neck.

Russ: “She’s giving up a lot of weight to Mac, but Mama Juana knows exactly how to be the heaviest that she can be.”
Razz: “Mac is going to have to use a lot of energy to fight out of this the way that she’s positioned. I wouldn’t be surprised if he wears himself out and she puts him to sleep.”

With Mac seemingly dozing off, Barros checks eyes and arms. Neither gives Barros a satisfactory reason to call off the match, though a rhythmic clap seemingly gets Mac energized as he starts to stir. From there, he’s able to get Juana up in the air as he stands and backs her into the corner, crushing her with repeated strikes against the turnbuckles until she lets go. As Juana tries to catch her air, Mac comes at her with Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley. Twice. Mac, starting to feel more cocksure against the voodoo mistress signals for the Flash Drive. As Mac hoists Juana into a vertical position, she kicks her legs back and escapes the predicament. As Mac turns around to combat Juana, she blows a cloud of black smoke into his face, causing immediate panic and suffering from the Yinzer. As Mac rubs his eyes and coughs for air, Juana calmly applies an iron claw on Mac’s forehead, getting little resistance from Mac as his concern is more his eyes than the fight. Soon after Mac is on his back, Barros counts him out, though a stoppage could have sufficed at this point.
WINNER - (pinfall, 11:53), Mama Juana.

Mac lay motionless on the mat as Juana admires her handiwork. With Barros waving in OOWF Medical personnel, Juana backs the calvary off and approaches the lifeless Mac.

Russ: “She’s won the match. What else is she planning to do.”
Razz: “This is a message to a few folks in the locker room that she may not be the best wrestler in OOWF, but Mama Juana has a few abilities that cannot be explained.”

Juana leans over Mac and blows a cloud of white smoke to revive him and reverse the effects of the black smoke. Mac sits up, and skittishly backs away from Juana as confusion over what just happens falls over Mac and almost everyone in the arena. Juana exits victorious as Mac tries to put everything together, even with the replay of the finish showing on the OOWFTron.

ALEXIS DARLING vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS – No Disqualification Match

DING!!! DING!!!

The match starts with Davis and Alexis walking towards each other. Bryan tells Alexis she’s not ready and she doesn’t want this fight. Lexie slips something out of her hand and wraps it around her fingers before drawing back and punching Sebastian. The spiked chain connecting with his jaw as she continues to hammer away at Davis and knocks him backwards. She drops the chain as she gets him back against the turnbuckle before whipping across the ring to the other side. His chest hits the other turnbuckle and as he turns around she hits him with a Superkick right in the jaw. Davis falls to the mat as Lexie goes over to one of the trash cans to dig for a weapon.

Alexis seems to have found a weapon she was looking for as she pulls out the bat wrapped in barbed wire. She rips the barbed wire off of the bat and walks over to Davis who’s shaking off the kick to the head. She climbs over his back and takes the barbed wire across his mouth and yanks back hard as Bryan yells out in pain the barbed wire starting to tear at the corners of his mouth. He reaches forward as the ref asks him if he gives up and he says no. He reaches back trying to find any place he can grab her to break the hold but Alexis pulls the barbed wire away from his mouth before he can grab her. Davis spits the blood out of his mouth as Alexis walks around him smirking.

Alexis leaned down to get in Sebastian's face and as she did he spit blood in her face. She stumbled backwards as Davis took the moment of blindness for Lexie to stand up and wrap his arms around her waist before launching her over his head and half way across the ring into the corner of the ring where the trash cans and display of weapons were. Walking over to the weapons he picks up a steel chair. You can audibly hear him yell to her "Is this what you wanted?” Before he drives the chair into her torso as she lays in the weapons and yells out in pain. He hits her a couple more times with the chair before tossing the bent up wreckage outside of the ring. He positions a trash can and grabs Lexie and pulls her up by her hair. He then picks her up and body slams her right on the trash can. Lexi’s back bends as she screams out in pain. Bryan makes a cover and tells her to stay down.
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TWO

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Darling Kicks Out!

Davis nods his head and goes to stand up he looks for another weapon grabbing a kendo stick. As he turns around Alexis has a weapon of her own as she rises to her feet. A Flourescent light tube. They both go to swing but Alexis connects with the light tube across hiss face. The tube shatters and bits of the glass are clearly embedded in Sebastian's face. He backs up against the ropes and Lexi takes at a full run spearing Davis and herself through the ropes to the outside of the ring where they both hit the floor hard.

Russ: “Just like that these two have taken the fight outside.”

Razz: “These two just might be out to kill each other.”

They both get up to their feet. Alexis seems less out of it than him and she climbs onto the ring, but Davis rises, grabbing and tossing her straight into the barrier. He stumbles. It's Alexis lucky moment as she finds a crowbar that has fallen from the pail. As Davis starts towards her, she reaches for it, trying to grab it. He kicks it away, a maniacal grin on his face, Davis begins kicking her in the abdomen. Grabbing her by the hair again, he pulls her up. Tucking her head under his arm. DDT!

Davis pulls himself up, crawling under the ring he starts to pull out a table.

Lexie begins to push herself up. Seeing the crowbar again, she is able to grasp it and pull it to her, tucking it under her body. As Davis approaches her, reaching down for her, she swings it out connecting with the back of his knees. He drops to the floor. Rising, Alexis now reaches for the crumbled chair and brings it down repeatedly onto his back, connecting with the back of his head and neck. When Davis is lying prone, Lexie drops down for the pin. Rolling him over, she hooks a leg... one……..two……..three!
WINNER in 27:31 – Alexis Darling

STAN FULTON vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY

“Fifty Goddam Skeleton Warriors” plays as “The Crusher” Stan Fulton heads to the ring. Stan enters the ring and stretches himself while using the ropes. After heading to the corner to focus, “Crown on the Ground” pierces through the arena, to bring out one half of the OOWF Tag Team Champions, Bridget O’Malley. The taller of the two Frenemies sprints toward the ring, hopping over the top rope and into a fighting stance, anticipating shenanigans from Stan. They do not happen as Bridget is able to take off her championship and tighten her ponytail with Davis Hightower signaling to start the match.

As the bell rings, Bridget tries to play a strike-and-dodge style with the larger Stan, annoying him more than anything with her kicks that do nothing more than let him know that she’s trying. After a series of hamstring kicks, Stan is able to grab Bridget and toss her aside. Like a ginger bulldog, Bridget rushes to her feet and continues her focus, only to get tossed again. Bridget pops up, continues the attack and gets caught in a Backcut Slam that gets 2 only because Bridget was able to drape her leg over the rope. With a smile on his face, Stan sees the already weakened Bridget and opens his assault on her by propping her up in the corner and working forearms high and fists to the torso as Bridget is too slow to counter much of anything.

Stan then uses his might to repeatedly splash Bridget in the corner before peeling her away and tossing her on the ground. Stan mounts the second turnbuckle to hit a pump splash that gets 2. A return to the second turnbuckle and a throat slash gesture gives Bridget enough time to roll away as Stan is airborne, crashing to the mat. Bridget tries to sneak a quick cover on the downed Stan, but gets 1 as he presses her off with ease. Bridget drops a knee across Stan’s throat and gets 1.5 before getting tossed over Hightower as he was counting.

Razz: “Yinzer tossing! OOWF has everything!”
Russ: “Until he’s throwing Bridget into a hospital, she’s going to keep coming.”
Razz: “Don’t tempt Stan with a good time.”

Bridget starts to focus on Stan’s legs, somehow toppling him with a dragonscrew leg whip and trying to crank various submissions on him. Stan’s lower-body strength counters almost anything that Bridget tries. Undeterred, Bridget waits for Stan to stand before dropkicking his knee, sending him to the mat. A few knee drops to the side of Stan’s knee and a leg grapevine draws a few howls before Stan is able to drag himself to the ropes and get a break.

Stan gets to a knee before eating a knee to the face to daze him. Instead of a pin, Bridget continues working the knee, driving her knee into the back of his while twisting his ankle.

Russ: “That MMA background that Bridget has rarely visited makes for sound strategy when fighting The Crusher.”
Razz: “Everyone is the same size when on the ground, but not everyone is the same caliber of danger from anywhere as Stan Fulton is. Taking away a wheel is Bridget’s best bet.”

Stan is still able to eventually drag Bridget to the ropes and get a break. Hightower counts to 3 before Bridget obliges as a small amount of frustration shows on her face. Stan rolls to the outside to work some pain from his leg as Bridget takes the risk of a tope con hilo to the outside. Stan catches her and nearly powerslams her onto the mat, but can only collapse on top of Bridget as his knee buckles. That’s still enough to knock the wind out of Bridget as both lay on the outside mats. Hightower’s count gets to 6 before Stan gets to a vertical base. Stan picks up the woozy Bridget and rolls her into the ring before getting in at 8. Bridget, on her feet as Stan rolls in, pounds away with three O’Mallets before diving at Stan’s knee. Stan is able to boot Bridget away before she impacts his knee. With Bridget on the mat, Stan picks her and delivers Skol, Vikings! (Mark Henry’s World’s Strongest Slam). With Bridget dead to rights, Stan drags her toward a corner and sets up for The Crusher. It connects. Hightower counts a very academic 3.
WINNER (pinfall, 12:19) “The Crusher” Stan Fulton!

Stan looks over the downed Bridget before heading to the timekeeper’s table to retrieve her championship. Stan kneels over Bridget and reminds her that he and Matt Folz can easily regain the titles before dropping it beside her.

SHIZURU vs. NICK FLEMING vs. ZED

This non-title match has all the makings of a classic. All three men come to the ring, Fleming stands in the corner and glares at his opponents. The bell rings and they meet in the middle and trade punches and kicks. Shizuru ducks a clothesline from Zed and catches him with a superkick to the throat that sends the champion out of the ring to the floor. Fleming kills Shizuru with a clothesline to the back of the head that sends him to the mat. Fleming stomps Shizuru, then pulls him up and shoves him to the ropes just as Zed climbs onto the apron. Shizuru slams into Zed, sending Zed flying, and staggers forward right into a PILEDRIVER from Fleming! Nick covers, but Zed manages to get back into the ring at the last second to break it up at two.

Zed pulls Fleming to his feet and sends him to the ropes and stops him cold with a boot to the side of the head, then snapmares him to the mat and drops a fist between his eyes. Fleming rolls out of the ring to regroup, where he is immediately attacked by Matt Folz! Fleming and Folz brawl up the ramp a bit, meanwhile inside the ring, Shizuru tries for the Psycho Driver, but Zed slips free and hits the GTH! Zed covers and gets the three and the win!
WINNER in 24:05 – Zed

Security finally separates Folz and Fleming, Fleming snarls at Folz, then looks back at the ring and realizes he’s lost the match, though was not pinned at least, and shakes his head. He turns and heads toward the back, and maybe a few words for Matt Folz.

MATT FOLZ vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO

If there are two more opposite members of the OOWF, I don't know who they'd be. You have Kylie, plucky underdog, and Matt Folz, the scheming mercenary. Despite that, they're pretty evenly matched, although Kylie is still a little green by comparison. The first few minutes are all about that balance, and while Kylie may not have a huge bag of tricks and shenanigans, Matt has to catch her first to use any of his. Folz catches her mid air, and transitions into one of his trademark suplex series, and tries for a bridging pin, but Kylie kicks out. She grasps her lower back a bit and turns right into an Angle Slam...BUT, she also manages to roll through and get to her feet, catching a surprised Matt with a Chick Kick. She pounces to capitalizes and Matt kicks out at two. Now the match begins in earnest, with a whole lot of action and workrate that thrills the crowd, but doesn't look like either are too eager to end it anytime soon. Kylie kicks out of another pin, and Matt pounds the mat (ha!) in frustration. He's too smart to pull a bicep in doing so, though. Kylie knocks him down with a Busaiku Knee just as he's getting to his feet. Matt falls and counts the lights in the ceiling. Kylie goes up top, points to a little girl with a "I *heart* Josie" T-shirt and moonsaults! But she took too long and Matt has rolled out of the way. Kylie slowly gets to her feet to recover, but Matt grabs her into a schoolboy...schoolgirl...schoolchild roll up and..with the assistance of his feet on the bottom ropes, he keeps her shoulders down for three!
WINNER in 23:51 - Matt Folz

FIREWOMAN vs. JACK BULLET – Non-Title Submission Match

Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.

ME: Our main event this evening is a submission match with the OOWF World Heavyweight Title not on the line. Introducing first from Hell’s Kitchen, New York City, at a weight of 135 pounds, representing the Saints of Sinners, Firewoman.

Russ: Jack Bullet made a challenge to Firewoman and she accepted it. Win this submission match and get another shot at the title. Lose and she can’t face Jack Bullet in the ring for the rest of 2019.

Razz: Firewoman doesn’t so much want the title shot, she wants Jack Bullet’s soul and if she doesn’t take it tonight, she’ll take it at the ppv.

ME: And her opponent, weighing in at 215 pounds from Des Moines, Iowa, he is the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

Russ: And we all know how Firewoman wants to take the champ’s soul. Jack Bullet refuses to strike a woman out of an old fashioned moral code. A code Fire finds way out of date.

Razz: Like Fire, I find Jack’s code weird. I won’t punch a woman, but I’ll make her pass out to a figure four like he did to her at New Year’s Evil. It’s blurred lines, and I’m not referring to the Robin Thicke song.

The bell rings and referee Davis Hightower calls for the action. Bullet and Fire circle each other. Fire feigns a leg trip and Jack picks up his foot and back pedals. Fire follows him into the near corner and they lockup. Bullet uses his height and strength advantage to push her out.

They break off and circle again. They cagily reach out to each other and lock hands. Fire tries to kick at the knee. Bullet brings his other hand over to clutch Fire’s and then gives it a firm shake. He nods to the crowd and breaks off.

Russ: That looked like a sign of respect on Bullet’s part. A feeling out period into a handshake.

Razz: He’s trying the same bull crap psyche out ploys he uses on everyone else, but he should know by now, it doesn’t work on Fire.

Fire seems non-plussed by the handshake bit. She goes to feeling out Bullet again. He grabs the arm, uses it to bring her in and goes into a rear waistlock. Fire squats down trying to break and attempts to break Bullet’s grip with her arms. Jack releases his right arm, so he can trip Fire. They go to the mat and he’s on top of Fire with a rear waistlock.

Fire quickly gets into a sitting position and makes her feet before Jack can really clamp it tight and use his weight to hold her down. As they stand, Fire scores a headlock. Bullet uses his height advantage to break by rising up to his full height. He comes out with a wristlock and forces Fire to her knees on the mat. Jack brings Fire up, twists the wristlock a few times and then presses her back down. Fire works her way back up, while trying to twist around Bullet. She hooks her leg with his, he loses the wristlock and Fire hooks the far arm for an abdominal stretch.

Razz: For Bullet saying Firewoman can’t wrestle an abdominal stretch is certainly reaching deep into the classic holds bag.

Russ: I think Fire wants to meet Bullet on his own terms in this submission match. Fire makes most come to her, so let’s see if this strategy throws the champ off.

Bullet uses his power to release Fire’s leg then hip tosses her over to the mat. He works an arm bar with Fire in the seated position. Fire stands, breaks the armbar and gets her own. Bullet makes the nearby ropes to break. Fire gives it. They go to lock up again, but Bullet dives for a heel trip and comes up with an ankle lock. Bullet cranks on it. Fire turns on her belly and crawls for the ropes for the break. Bullet gives it. They circle again. Bullet goes for the dive, Fire picks up her leg, but then Jack dives for the other leg, trips her and comes up with an ankle lock.

Bullet wraps his arm around the ankle while wrapping his other around Fire’s arm for a type of side stretch, but Fire wiggles out before Jack can lock his fingers and she gets a rear chinlock. She cranks on it while putting a knee in Jack’s back. Bullet powers up and turns into the headlock to break. As he goes behind Fire, he gets a full nelson. Fire can’t power out, so she drops to her knees and flips Bullet over her head. As he lies on the mat, Fire gets an ankle lock. Bullet reaches the ropes to break. She gives it. As he stands, Fire runs to the ropes and goes for a Thesz Press, but Jack catches her in a bear hug. Fire screams in a agony a couple times, then uses a bell ringer to break.

Fire charges past Jack and vaults to the middle rope. She leaps off with a twist and lands on Bullet’s back. She wraps her arms around his head in a sleeper hold and secures her legs around his torso. Jack backs into the near corner and slams Fire in the turnbuckles. She grunts and winces, but holds on. Bullet rams her a second time. She holds one. He rams her a third time. She holds on. Bullet takes a few steps out of the corner to try again, but falls to one knee, then slumps to the mat. Fire holds onto the sleeper with her legs around Bullet. They lay on the mat.

Russ: Although this isn’t necessarily a move that works the neck, it is in that area and we know Bullet is still recovering from a neck injury at the hands of Nick Fleming and his dreaded piledriver.

Razz: You don’t have to have a neck injury or any type of injury to fall to a sleeper hold. If Bullet wants to challenge Fire to a match of classic holds, you don’t get much more classic and devastating than a sleeper hold. Rey Mysterio could take out the Big Show with a sleeper hold. He probably has, but I’m not paid to watch WWE.

Russ: You’re paid to watch the OOWF and barely do that.

The referee raises Bullet’s arm once and it falls. He raises it again and it falls. He raises it a third time, the fans expect him to hold on, but it falls. Hightower calls for the bell.

ME: Your winner at 15:14 by way of submission through sleeper hold, Firewoman.

Russ: Just as Fire passed out to the figure four at New Year’s Evil, Bullet has passed out to the sleeper hold here and based on traditional rules passing out in the sleeper is as good as a submission victory.

Razz: Fire is asking for a microphone. Let’s see what she has to say.

FW: As you all know, Jack Bullet said if I won this match I could pick my stipulation for Dance of Death 12. I’m going to name the stip right here, right now. I want…nothing!

Russ: The crowd seems confused by that announcement and so do we.

FW: When the world champion wakes up, you tell him I don’t need any stipulations to beat him. I don’t want any excuses from him when I win. I want a regular rules WRESTLING match. In that match, I’ll do my best to take his title, but I guarantee to take his soul.

She slams down the microphone and poses to the booing crowd. Hightower and medics work on reviving Bullet from the sleeper as we fade.

Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF End of Days 12, February 24th, Live! from Casper, Wyoming. And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! January 16th Live! From Cancun, Mexico

MidWeek Mayhem

Dark Match
Beverly Cambridge and Shizuru vs. Banned From Everywhere (Justin Sane and Awesome Bill from Dawsonville)

Shizuru gets his ass kicked by BFE until he hits a desperation, surprise Dreammaker on Sane. Tag to Beverly who cleans house and pins Sane after a back breaker.
Winners: Beverly Cambridge and Shizuru

Non-Title Singles Match
Zed vs. Nick Fleming

Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell and this one is underway. Both wrestlers stalk one another in the outset, neither one wanting to make the first move. Finally, they lock up, and Fleming pushes Zed into the corner, and breaks clean, well mostly, as he pats Zed on the cheek, a move Zed takes minor objection to. The two lock up again and this time Zed pushes Fleming back into the corner and puts a big chop on Fleming's chest. That starts the brawl that we thought might happen in this match, as chops and punches are exchanged until finally Zed gets the upper hand as Fleming goes down. Zed picks up Fleming and whips him into the ropes and goes for a spine buster but Fleming reverses it into a DDT.

Fleming picks up Zed and hits a Belly-to-Belly Suplex which slows him enough to trap him in a grinding armbar. Zed works his way to his feet and punches his way out of the armbar. Fleming keeps pounding away on the injured arm, though, eventually taking Zed down with a deep armdrag and resuming the grinding. Zed works his way back to a veritable base and begins slugging away at Fleming, finally hitting a headbutt that forces the break. Fleming tries to send Zed into the ropes but Zed reverses it and catches Fleming off the ropes with a Flying Lariat...unfortunately with the arm that Fleming had been working. Zed is slow to follow up and Fleming gets his bearings first and hits a release German Suplex that stuns Zed. Sensing an early endgame opportunity Fleming goes for an STF but Zed grabs the ropes before he can get it locked in good. Zed stands up and starts jaw-jacking at Fleming trying to get him to lose his cool. It partly succeeds as the two start throwing fists and chops in the middle of the ring. Zed ends up backing Fleming into the ropes and this time hits the Spinebuster, but before he can do anything else Fleming rolls out of the ring to regain his bearings.

Zed spring over the ropes and runs along the apron at Nick, diving off for a knee strike! Fleming tumbles into the barricade hard. Zed fires up and drags Nick to his feet. He sets him for an Underhook Suplex, but Fleming reverses it and backdrops Zed into the South Ossetian Announce Table! Zed crashes hard, and Fleming rolls under the ropes to break Hale’s count. Fleming sends Zed head first into the ring post, and then shoves him back into the ring. Fleming scoops him for a slam, then drops a knee across his neck. He kneels behind Zed and locks in a Cobra Clutch, wrenching his neck back and forth aggressively. He keeps the clutch in and drags Zed to his feet, only to hoist him in the air and slam him to the mat. Zed’s head bounces awkwardly on the canvas. Fleming points at BRICK at ringside and motions that he wants his title back. Zed pulls himself to his feet. Fleming kics him in the gut and pulls him in. Piledrver! Fleming spikes Zed on the top of his head! Hale counts 1… 2… 3.

Your Winner (Pinfall; 8:19) Nick Fleming!

Fleming insists the referee raises his arm a second time, then shoves him aside. He pulls Zed to his feet and jaws at him a moment, before tossing Zed to the floor. Fleming pulls Zed atop the still standing South Ossetian Announce Table. He pauses to take in the crowd’s jeers, then gathers Zed in for another piledriver! BRICK panics and throws the good book at Fleming’s head. Nick glares at BRICK, who backs off immediately, but that gives Backstage Security time to hit the scene and separate Fleming from Zed.

Russ: Nick Fleming has made his point!
Razz: I think Zed and BRICK got the message loud and clear. He wants that Intercontinental Title.

Mac Flasher vs. Mama Juana

The feed is barely in time for the bell as Mac Flasher and Mama Juana engage in a game of cat-and-mouse with Mac opening as Tom and Juana playing the part of Jerry. “Junior” Hale is overseeing the match with Juana luring Mac into a corner charge that gets him a shoulder of ringpost as she easily hops over the charging Yinzer.

Juana tries to capitalize with a quick sunset flip off the turnbuckles. That gets 1 as Mac shoves Juana off. Like a bulldog-mosquito hybrid, Juana continues the assault on Mac with lots of bob-and-weave strikes, never staying too close to Mac, who swings but doesn’t connect with his opponent. A visibly frustrated Mac is also a visibly worn-down Mac as Juana’s strikes taking their toll.

Russ: “Mama Juana is not known for her speed, but she’s running rings around Mac Flasher.”
Razz: “Mac is a lot of things, but fast is not one of them. This is more of a by-comparison thing than what Juana’s skillset is. Mac has 100 pounds on Juana, that takes away HER power game.”

On cue, Juana is able to hoist Mac up long enough to hit a modified Wheel of Fortune backbreaker, catching more of Mac’s shoulder with the impact. Juana continues to work Mac’s shoulder by running him to the ropes and draping his arm over the top rope as Juana pulls down as she flies over the top rope and onto the floor. With Mac’s arm still over the top rope, Juana hops onto the apron and charges with intent of some high-impact strike, only to meet Mac’s free hand, which grabs Juana by the hair and stun-guns her over the top rope. As Juana is dazed and gasping for air, Mac pulls her in with intent of a Flash Drive. Mac gets Juana up but cannot keep her in the air thanks to his tender shoulder. Undeterred, Mac runs Juana into the corner and follows with Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley, only without the train gestures.

Mac peels Juana out of the corner and goes behind her. He is able to pick up the groggy Juana with a Clemente Bridge Suplex that gets 2 before Mac’s shoulder gives out. While Juana is collecting her wits, Mac quickly gets her in position for another Flash Drive try, this time getting her up long enough to drop her. Mac hooks the leg and gets 3 from Hale.

Your winner (pinfall, 7:14), Mac Flasher.

Mac rolls off Juana and looks at her with a bit of concern. Juana comes to, sits upright and laughs while holding her head. This is enough for Mac to take the victory celebration away from Juana, who continues cackling as Hale checks on her.


Non-Title Match under Onslaught Rules
Sebastian Davis vs. Alexis Darling

With Alexis Darling and Sebastian Davis in the ring, already staring each other down, OOWF official Davis Hightower brings the two in for the customary OOWF Onslaught Rules prematch handshake. Sebastian extends his hand then pulls it back with a laugh, commenting on Alexis’ speed before she pulls Sebastian in and forces a handshake with a glare that alters Sebastian’s attitude, albeit only temporarily.

Russ: “There are a few in this locker room that you can pull that schoolyard garbage on, Alexis Darling is not one of them.”
Razz: “She commands respect from whomever she’s in the ring with, and Sebastian Davis hasn’t earned enough credit to get away with that in her eyes.”

Hightower calls for the bell with both combatants circling each other. Sebastian shoots in for a takedown, only for Alexis to easily get out of harm’s way. Alexis smiles and notions that maybe it’s Sebastian who is too slow. Sebastian pounds the mat in frustration before getting vertical. A traditional collar-and-elbow tie-up gives the champ the advantage as he backs Alexis to the corner. Hightower calls for a break and Sebastian gives Alexis the space required by the official. Alexis charges from the corner and decks Sebastian with a forearm and mounts the downed Texan before reigning open-handed strikes wherever he can’t cover up. Hightower verbally warns Alexis about the use of fists, though she isn’t using any. After a few more strikes, Hightower pulls Alexis off Sebastian.

Alexis Darling has been issued her first warning.

Alexis protests with Hightower as Sebastian taunts her. The two tie up again, this time with Alexis using her athleticism to gain leverage where her size failed her. A Japanese arm drag puts Sebastian on the mat as Alexis works the arm as if she owns it and Sebastian is borrowing it for the duration of his life. A standing armbar is enough for Sebastian to employ the ropes to gain relief.

Sebastian Davis has used his first rope break.

Sebastian tries to work blood flow back into his arm, but Alexis gives him little relief as she hammers him with forearm shivers and a few hamstring kicks, dropping him to his knees as a running snap mare gets 1. With Alexis the first up from the attempted pin cover, Sebastian surprises her with a small package that gets 2. Alexis is the first up from that tangle and stomps Sebastian down. Alexis’ frustrations are starting to bubble over as Sebastian rolls to the ropes with Alexis continuing the stomp-down.

Sebastian Davis has used his second rope break.

Alexis Darling has been issued her second warning.

Russ: “Alexis has been in control for the bulk of this match, but it’s cost her two warnings.”
Razz: “But it’s also cost Sebastian Davis two rope breaks.”

Following the announcements, Sebastian takes a powder on the outside with Alexis insisting that she join him on the outside with a suicide dive. It doesn’t go well for Alexis as Sebastian catches her and bulls her spine-first into the apron. He then suplexes her onto the apron and rolls her back into the ring. A seated chin lock is crafted into a camel clutch with Sebastian cranking Alexis as far as she’ll bend. She teases a tap-out but manages to resist that urge. Sebastian cranks in a few more seconds of pressure on Alexis’ back before self-breaking the hold and rolling her over for 2. Alexis tries to roll out of harm’s way but is grabbed by the hair. That doesn’t last long as before Sebastian can do anything, Hightower commands a break.

Sebastian Davis has been issued his first warning.

The announcement is followed by Mike Elevenbee’s declaration that 3 minutes remain in the bout’s scheduled time limit. Alexis slowly gets to her feet and trips up an approaching Sebastian before trying to lock in a Darling Clutch. When Sebastian is able to fight his way out of that submission attempt, Alexis drills Sebastian with a double knee strike. She tries to load Sebastian up for an Air-Raid Crash, but can’t get Sebastian off the ground. No matter, Alexis sends a kick right to Sebastian’s jaw that crumbles him on the mat. Alexis gets 2. With Sebastian slow to get up, Alexis climbs the ropes and comes down flush with a shooting-star press. That gets 2.5.

Alexis pounds the mat and barks at Hightower to count faster. Sebastian somehow gets to his feet only for Alexis to run in with a swinging neckbreaker. That gets 2. Somehow Sebastian is able to get up alongside Alexis and mouths “nice try, sweetheart” to Alexis, who slaps the taste from his mouth as Elevenbee notes that a minute remains.

Sebastian makes a gesture that is akin to feeding ducks, drawing Alexis’ full ire as she drops to a knee and sends an uppercut to Sebastian’s groin … Right in view of Hightower and ever set of eyes in the OOWF Arena. Hightower calls for the bell as Sebastian lay on the mat in agony before Alexis adds a stomp for good measure.

Your winner (disqualification, 14:25), Sebastian Davis.

As Alexis calmly exits the ringside area, Sebastian tries to get to his feet but can only get upright with help from Hightower. Alexis can be seen coyly grinning at her work, displayed on the OOWFTron as the feed shifts to an advertisement for OOWF After Dark’s upcoming special “Tales from Chad Madison’s Hot Tub.”

Six Person Tag Match
Jack Bullet, Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O'Malley vs. Saints of Sinners (Firewoman, Matt Folz and Stan Fulton)

Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.

ME: Our main event for the evening is a six-person tag match. Introducing first from the Saints of Sinners are Firewoman, Stan Fulton and Matt Folz.

Russ: It’s a strange sight to see one of the most powerful stables ever in OOWF history without any gold around their waists. Firewoman was unsuccessful against Jack Bullet at New Year’s Evil in her drive to win the World Title and Fulton and Folz lost the tag team belts in what could be considered an upset against Kylie Mignolio and Bridge O’Malley.

Razz: Upset of the year. It was like a junior college beating the Super Bowl champions. Stan Fulton outweighs the new champs by himself.

ME: And their opponents, OOWF World Champion Jack Bullet and the OOWF Tag Team Champions Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O’Malley.
Russ: This is an interesting dynamic here as the relationship between Kylie and Jack I don’t think has been resolved from Bullet marrying Mama Juana out of nowhere.

Razz: Not to mention Mignolio having a world title shot in the bank she could pull out anytime. Hell, I say do it right now tonight.

Referee Davis Hightower calls for the bell. Firewoman is in the ring and points at Jack Bullet. Bullet just shakes his head no and takes the apron. Kylie stays in the ring. Firewoman grabs the microphone from Elvenbee before he leaves the ring.

FW: Jack Bullet is scared to face me in the ring.

Bullet asks for the microphone and Elevenbee takes it over.

JB: I never refused to face a woman in the ring. Firewoman is refusing to face Kylie Mignolio. If you can wrestle me you can wrestle her.
Firewoman rolls her eyes and then tells Kylie to bring it with a motion of her hand.

Russ: The world champion playing mind games again. He knows Firewoman has no fear in facing anyone; man, woman or otherwise.

Razz: Otherwise? Is she facing horses in her off time or something now?

Kylie and Fire lock up. Kylie gets a hammerlock. Fire drops to her knees and flips Mignolio over to the mat. She works a rear chinlock. Kylie works her way up and elbows Fire twice in the gut to break. She goes into the ropes and Fire greets her with a knee to the gut to flip her over. Fire drops the elbow. She brings Mignolio up by the hair and throws her into the heel corner. She tags Fulton.

Fulton comes in and squishes Kylie further into the corner with his backside. He then flips Kylie out of the corner with a snapmare. He kicks her in the back of the head and she goes flat to the mat. He splashes her for a cover. One…two…thr…Bullet comes in to break.

Fulton leaps to his feet and goes after Bullet who retakes the apron. Hightower tries to push Fulton back. This allows Kylie to crawl to the corner and tag Jack. He comes off the ropes and flies over Hightower to nail Fulton with a superman punch. He tries to whip the stunned Fulton into the ropes, who reverses. Bullet comes off with a flying crossbody. Fulton catches Jack, delivers a backbreaker and then pushes him off to the mat. Fulton tags Fire. Bullet scurries across the mat and tags Bridget.

Razz: Bullet is just running scared now, there’s no reason he shouldn’t stay in there with Fire.

Russ: Right because a Stan Fulton backbreaker doesn’t hurt at all.

Razz: I never said that.

Fire is frustrated, but locks up with Bridget. O’Malley backs Fire into the corner. She breaks off, but then uses her long legs to do a foot choke. She breaks before the five count. Fire leans over and grabs her throat. Bridget brings Fire out of the corner with a bulldog. She leaps to the second middle rope and comes off with a helicopter leg drop. She gets two on the cover. O’Malley pulls Fire up and throws her to the ropes. Fire reverses and then catches Bridget coming off the ropes with a back elbow. Fire tags Folz.

Folz pulls Bridget up by the head and hits a vertical suplex. He holds on and comes back up with a front suplex. He holds on and comes back up with a cradle brainbuster. He covers and O’Malley gets her foot on the ropes. Snap suplex for another cover, but Bridget rolls a shoulder up. Folz pulls her up in a suplex position again. O’Maller blocks and rolls Folz back with a small package. One…two…Matt rolls it over. One…two…they break off.

Bridget tags Bullet. Fire asks for the tag, but Jack catches Matt around the waist as he turns his back and fires off a German suplex with bridge for a two count. He keeps the waistlock as they stand. Folz grabs the nearby top rope and bucks backwards to force Bullet off. Jack rolls to his feet and charges. Folz backdrops him. Bullet lands on the apron. He slams an elbow into Matt’s face. Bullet slingshots in and over Folz with a sunset flip. Matt rolls out after a two count to his feet. He dives to tag Firewoman. Bullet rolls over and tags back to Kylie.

Razz: Okay, there’s mind games and there is fear. Fire promised to take Bullet’s soul if not his title and I think he’s running scared.

Russ: Fire is known to have a temper and nobody thinks clear when they’re mad. Maybe that’s the weak link Jack is trying to exploit.

Razz: Better not let Fire hear you call her a ‘weak link’ or she’ll come get your soul.

Mignolio goes low with a rolling heel pick on Firewoman. She comes up with an ankle lock. Fire skips up on her free foot and nails a mule kick. Kylie backs into the corner. She goes in and monkey flips Mignolio out. Tag to Fulton. Instead of taking the apron. Fire goes to the floor and walks around the ring. A roar goes through the crowd.

Russ: Fire is tired of the World Champion ducking her in this bout. If he won’t come to her, she’ll go to him.

Fire grabs Bullet by the boot and yanks him off the apron to the floor. Fire starts peppering him with punches. Bullet covers up and refuses to throw anything. O’Malley comes off the apron with a double axe handle. Hightower is distracted by the action of the floor. Folz runs in. He and Fulton gives a 3D to Kylie. Fulton covers and yells at Hightower. He turns and counts the pinfall.

ME: Your winners at 10:12, the Saints of Sinners.

Folz and Fulton lineup Kylie for a second 3D, but Bullet and Bridget make the save. The heels back up the ramp, jawing at the faces in the ring as the scene fades.

OOWF New Year's Evil PPV (#895)
Live! From Makaklio, Hawaii
December 30, 2018

Beverly Cambridge vs. Justin Sane

Two fan favorites to open the show. Beverly Cambridge has returned from parts unknown and is looking to shake off some ring rust and Justin Sane is...well, he's Justin Sane.

The two bump knuckles and we're off with a standard opening as each one tries to get their bearings, and see what each other has to offer. Collar-and-elbow tie-up, and a few arm-drags exchanges follow until they break into mutual fighting stances, to the cheers of the crowd. They nod at the crowd and each other, and then begin anew. Justin gets an early break, grabbing Beverly into a headlock and then running towards the ring-post for the High Risk Headlock~!

Beverly gets her foot up, and propels herself up the ring-post and over, taking Justin with her into...Is that some sort of suplex? Either way, they crash to the mat, but before Beverly can get the pin, Justin scrambles free. He turns to face her...right into a Chick Kick,and then Beverly hauls him into a back breaker. She rolls him up...one, two...three~!

Winner: Beverly Cambridge

Fatal Fourway for an Onslaught Title Match

Shizuru vs. Mama Juana vs. Trent Powers vs. Alexis Darling

The guys and gals pair off to start. Powers tries to whip Shizuru and Darling tries to whip Juana, but they meet in the middle of the ring, do-si-do and Fire hits a vertical splash on Powers, while Shizuru gets one on Darling. Alexis and Shizuru go to the floor. Juana dropkicks Powers out onto them. She then goes to the near corner and hits a big splash out onto all three to pop the crowd.

She rolls Darling into the ring for a pin, but Powers breaks it up. He hits the backsuplex neckbreaker and covers Juana, but Shizuru breaks it up. He hits a bridging hammerlock on Powers, but Darlings breaks it up with a shooting star press. She DDTs Shizuru and covers, but Juana breaks it up.

She hits the Falling Tower uranage on Darling and goes for the Judgement of the Full crucifix powerbomb, but Lexie makes her feet, reverses positions and gets the Bitch Killer kudo driver on Juana. She covers for one…two…thr…

Powers and Shizuru pull Darling off and gets a double suplex on her. They then argue who gets the pin. Juana school boys Powers and Darling school boys Shizuru. They both kick out. Shizuru goes for the Dreammaker on Alexis, but she ducks and he nails Powers. Juana shoves Shizuru from behind into Darling, who goes down. She gets the Judgement of the Fool on Shizuru, but Lexie recovers quickly, hits a second Bitch Killer on Juana and gets the win.

Winner and recipient of an Onslaught Title Shot – Alexis Darling

Intercontinental Title
Zed (c) vs. Nick Fleming

Fleming and Zed lockup to start with Fleming using his weight advantage to overpower Zed and control early with headlocks and armbars. Zed comes back by using his speed advantage and willingness to go up high. Zed gets a missile dropkick for two. Moment of Zed gets two.

Zed tries a suplex, but Fleming drops behind and gets a drop sleeper. The referee raises Zed’s hand one, twice, thre…he keeps it up and fans rally him to get up and break. Zed goes for a Thesz Press, but Fleming catches him for a bearhug. Fans keep cheering, Zed punches out. Zed goes behind for a rear waistlock, but Fleming reverses for a German suplex with bridge for two. Fleming follows with an airplane spin that he turns into a Death Valley Driver for two. Hammerlock slam gets two. Butterfly suplex gets two.

Fleming goes for a piledriver, but Zed reverses, Fleming reverses again, Zed reverses and they spill through the ropes to the floor. Fleming tries to whip Zed into the ring post, but Zed reverses and posts Fleming’s shoulder. Zed rolls into the ring willing to take the count out win. Fleming makes the apron at nine. Zed tries to suplex him over the ropes, but Fleming flips out to land on his feet and gets a neckbreaker. He pulls Zed up for a piledriver again, but Zed backdrops out. Fleming comes up to eat a super kick and Zed finishes with the GTH package DDT.

Winner and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion: Zed


OOWF Tag Team Titles
Saints of Sinners (Matt Folz and Stan Fulton) (c) vs. Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O’Malley

Matt Folz starts off with Bridget O’Malley. Folz tries his array of suplexes, but Bridget keeps escaping. Coming off the ropes, Matt looks for a backdrop, but Bridget skips over him and gets a sunset flip for two. Tags all around.

Kylie is a little ball of speed around the ring using kicks and clips to try to take Fulton’s knees out from under him. He finally catches Mignolio, tosses her in the corner and charges for an avalanche. Mignolio leaps to the outside apron and Fulton posts himself. She climbs to the top rope and leaps onto Fulton for a head scissors, but he controls and whips her into the corner. Kylie tags Bridget.

O’Malley uses her long legs to kick Fulton to the side of the head as he lumbers in. He goes down to one knee and Bridget follows with a step up enzuigiri. Fulton goes down and she locks in a knee bar, but Stan drags her to his corner for the tag. Folz hits a T-Bone suplex for two as Bridget is able to get a foot on the ropes. Folz pulls her foot off the ropes and hooks it for another two as she gets her shoulder up. Fisherman suplex for two as Folz can’t maintain the bridge. He whips Bridget into the ropes and tags Fulton, who catches her for a scoop slam.

Tag back to Folz who climbs the corner from the outside for a diving head butt. He eats O’Malley’s foot on the way down. She crawls for the tag, but Fulton runs in and knocks Kylie off the apron. The referee forces Fulton out of the ring and misses O’Malley surprising Folz for what would have been a three count. Folz rolls it over, only for two. He pulls up Bridget and she fights him off with a series of forearm smashes. Bridget dives for the tag, but Matt grabs her foot. She shakes him loose, gets a mule kick and dives for her corner.

O’Malley finally gets the hot tag. Kylie comes in a house of fire. Fulton comes in. Bridget and Kylie double drop kick Folz into Fulton, who falls through the ropes to the floor. Kylie and Bridget manages to get Folz up for a double team brainbuster. Bridget dives out onto Fulton to keep him out and Kylie finishes with the moonsault.

Winners and new OOWF Tag Team Champions, Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O’Malley

Onslaught Title Match
Sebastian Davis (C) vs. Mac Flasher

"Wet" by Andrew WK cranks up as the challenger Macintosh Flasher heads to the ring to a rousing ovation. Mac flips into the ring and mounts the corner to soak in the adulation of the fans.

Russ: The crowd is certainly behind Mac Flasher tonight.
Razz: We expected nothing less here in Makaklio. (Cheap pop)
Russ: Will you stop that
Kevin Nash: Can I get one of those drinks with the little umbrella in it?

The Score's "Glory" plays next, and the Onslaught Champion makes his way to the ring slowly, pausing half way down to sling the title belt over the other shoulder. He crawls in to the ring and poses, drawing the apathy of the crowd.

Russ: That young man has made quite a name for himself is short order here.
Razz: I like him. He’s got spunk. He’s not short on confidence, that’s for sure.
Russ: He’ll need more than confidence if he plans to retain that title tonight. Mac looks focused.
Nash: Speaking of focused, I'm focused on finding our waitress.

The bell sounds opponents wearily move to the middle of the ring and lock up. Sebastian immediately slips behind Mac and rolls him up for a one count. Mac kicks out and pops to his feet, but Davis grabs him and takes him to the mat with a side head lock. Mac quickly fights to his feet and shoves Davis to the ropes and drops to the mat, Davis steps over Mac and hits the far ropes, Mac tries a hip toss, but Davis blocks it and takes Mac to the mat with a backslide for a two count.

Mac gets to his feet again and Davis takes him down again with a drop toe hold and grabs a hammer lock. Flasher fights out of it and manages to get to one knee. As he stands, he grabs Davis’ head and flips over Sebastian’s back and lands a low drop kick to the back of Davis' knee that sends him to the mat.

Flasher grabs Davis’ leg and kicks his knee, then goes for a Sharpshooter, but Davis turns it into an inside cradle and gets another two count. Mac kicks out and gets to his feet, then backs into the corner. Davis gets up as well, and when he turns around, Mac charges out of the corner and nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. He hits the ropes as Davis gets to his feet and levels him with another clothesline.

The move pops the crowd and they start a “Let’s Go Flasher” Clap Clap Clapclapclap chant. Flasher pulls Sebastian to his feet and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt that rocks the Texan back on his heels. Mac sends Davis to the ropes and drops him with a back elbow to the jaw. Mac drops several knees on the back of Davis’ head, then rolls him over and covers, but Davis kicks out at two.

Mac gets to his feet and heads to the turnbuckles and waits for Davis to get to his feet. When he does, Mac leaps for a double axe handle, but Davis recovers and Bicycle Kicks him out of thin air! Mac’s head snaps back and he hits the mat hard. Davis collapses on top of him. One… Two… Mac gets his foot on the bottom rope to break the count.
Mac Flasher has used his first rope break

Davis pulls Mac to his feet and hooks him and hits a trio of Snap Suplexes, then heads to the top rope himself. As Mac fights to his feet Davis leaps and catches him right on the jaw with a Diving Knee Strike. Davis covers again, but once again Mac kicks out at two.

Razz: Sebastian can’t keep the challenger down.
Russ: I think he may have underestimated the heart of Mac Flasher!

Davis shows a little frustration and pulls Mac up, just to send him back to the mat with the High Tide! He then grabs Mac’s head and repeatedly pounds on the back of his neck. Davis looks out at the crowd, who is booing him mercilessly. We see Davis say something like “You like that?” and he proceeds to twist Flasher into the Undertow! The crowd boos the holy Hell out of him for this. Sebastian leans back and tries for the. He has Mac in the middle of the ring, no way Flasher can make it to the ropes.

Instead, Mac rolls through, and ends up putting Sebastian on his back for a two count! Davis releases the hold, and Mac gets up and traps Davis in a Texas Clover Leaf! Davis howls in pain and the crowd eggs him on. Mac sits low and pulls back as hard as he can trying to get Davis to tap. Sebastian fights the hold and finally, drags himself to the corner and grabs the bottom rope to force the break!

Sebastian Davis has used his first rope break

Davis rolls under the bottom rope to recover, but Mac grabs him from inside the ring and pulls him back onto the apron and suplexes him back inside the ring. Flasher follows up with the Duquesne Incline! Mac hooks the leg and we get One… Two… and Sebastian props his foot on the bottom rope.

Sebastian Davis has used his second rope break

Mac pounces, feeling the crowd’s momentum behind him. He plants Sebastian with the Falcon Arrow for another two count. Mac catches him with a Lung Blower as soon as Davis hits his feet. Davis flops to the floor and tries to shake the cobwebs loose, but Mac does not let up. He hits the far ropes and LAUNCHES himself over the ropes and crashes into Davis, sending the champion barreling into the barricade! Mac scrambles to his feet and slides under the ropes as the referee starts the 20 count.

Russ: Wow! Davis hit the barricade head first!
Razz: Flasher needs to take advantage of this situation and not stand there.
Russ: Remember Razz, In Onslaught Rules, he wins the title on a count out.
Razz: It is a 20 count though Russ, that’s a lot of time to wait.

As if on cue, Davis pulls himself to his feet and paces the floor as the referee’s count nears 16. He starts to climb in, then recoils as Mac hits the ropes and leans over to grab him. The distraction causes the official to break his count and order Mac to stand clear. Davis steps through the ropes slowly and Mac comes charging. Davis tries to backdrop him over the ropes, but Mac lands on the apron. Sebastian turs around into a face full of Enziguri! He flops to the mat and Flasher hits him with a Slingshot Leg Drop immediately! Cover! One… Two… ThrNo! Davis rolls the shoulder in the nick of time!

Russ: That was Three! I swore that was three!
Razz: So close, but not enough. Kind of like the 1991 Pirates!
Russ: Cold blooded man.

Mac pleads with the referee, but the fans a home get the side by side replay and sure enough, it was only two. Flasher regroups and sends him into the ropes, Davis reverses and tries a Hurricane Slam. Mac turns it into a Hurricanrana and gets another two count. Mac pops up, and Davis just pokes him in the eye to slow him down.

Sebastian Davis has used his first referee warning

Davis turns his back on the referee and catches Flasher springboard-ing at him with a kick. He turns it into a Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Mac sweeps his legs out from under him too and Davis’ head bounces off the canvas. Both men are o their backs, chest heaving, catching their collective breaths. Mac pulls himself to his feet first and after a stomp, pulls Sebastian in. Front Face lock. Suplex lift.

Russ: He’s looking for a Flash Drive!
Razz: That could be it!

Davis keeps kicking his legs, and Mac can’t maintain his balance. They collapse to the mat, still holding on to one another by the neck. They land on their combined feet. Mac tries for the lift again, Davis blocks. Mac tries a third time, and Sebastian punches him in the gut with his free hand. Davis gets the suplex lift this time. Mac can’t block it. Spring Break Plunge! One… Two… Three!

Your Winner (Pinfall; 13:38) And Still Onslaught Champion, Sebastian Davis!

Glory plays, and the referee hands Sebastian his title as Davis leans on the turnbuckle to keep his footing. Out of nowhere, Davis crumbles to the mat. Alexis Darling is standing there where Davis once stood, a look of joy on her face.

Russ: What the Hell! What is that jezebell doing?
Razz: Looking for some payback for her brother perhaps?
Russ: There's no call for this!

Alexis stomps on Davis a couple times hard in the head. She tries to grab his arms, perhaps to hit a Curb Stomp, but Sebastian rolls to the floor and stumbles around ringside. Lexi follows him out and starts to chase him down, but Davis has tumbled into the crowd by that point, and that draws out Backstage Security, who keep her at bay as he is escorted to the back.

Russ: Alexis Darling has made a statement here tonight!
Razz: Sebastian made one of his own with that win however.
Nash: I'd like to make a statement to the dancers over there. Coconut bras are overrated. Ladies, take them all off, right here, right now!

60 Minute Iron Person Match for the OOWF World Heavyweight Title
Jack Bullet (c) vs. Firewoman

Firewoman starts off with a flurry of striking that sends Bullet to the floor. Firewoman baseball slides out and continues to rush Bullet, rolling back into the ring at 19 to break the count. A woozy Bullet stumbles back into the ring to eat a DDT and Fire takes the first fall after the Best Firesault Ever.

She tries another quick firesault to capitalize, but Jack rolls out of the way. Jack ducks under a clothesline attempt and hits three rolling German suplexes. He bridges on the final one, but Fire slides out. Bullet follows with a knee breaker and works a leg grapevine on the mat. Fire reaches the ropes to break. Bullet refuses to let go and reaches the five count for the DQ. He lets go Fire comes limping off the ropes, Bullet captures the bad leg for a tear drop suplex. He follows with a Silver Bullet double arm DDT and gets a pin to make it 1-1.

Jack picks up Fire for a power bomb, but she ranas out and gets a two count. Fire stomps Jack on the mat, but he grabs the bad leg and rolls her into a single leg crab. Fire makes the ropes to break and Bullet again holds on until the five count. Jack goes after the leg again, but Fire scores an enzuigiri off the bad leg. She gets Last Chancery with knees to the head for good measure. Bullet submits to send Fire up 2-1.

Bullet bails to the floor. Fire chases. He gives her a drop toehold onto the ring stairs. Jack first looks shocked, but then kind of shrugs his shoulders and rolls Fire back into the ring. Action Drop sets up the Action Driver and we’re tied at 2-2 again. Razz mentions on commentary that for not wanting to strike a woman, Bullet is using a lot of impact moves.

Fire gets a second wind. She pummels Bullet into the corner and comes out with a bulldog and Firestomp. She goes for the Firesault again, but Jack gets up and catches her. He’s looking for a shoulder breaker, but Fire slides out behind and shoves him into the near corner. He pops out and Fire gets a backslide for two. As they come up, Fire gets a Crucifix Driver to pop the crowd and that leads to a Firesault for a pin and she’s up 3-2.

Even though she’s got the lead as the clock resets for the final 15 minutes, Fire continues to press aggressively. Bullet gets a Talon and pushes Fire back into the ropes, which gets a break. He does this twice more, meaning Fire has used up all her rope breaks for the quarter. Fire hits a legsweep and goes for the Walls of Jericho, but can’t turn Bullet over. He fights out.

Fire goes for a superkick, but Bullet grabs the leg, twists her to the mat and scores a figure four leglock. Fire has used up all her rope breaks for the quarter. The ropes do her no good, her legs are weak, she can’t turn it over. Fire refuses to submit and passes out. She lays flat on the mat leading to a three count. Bullet breaks the hold and goes to pick Fire up, he gets a flash small package, but Bullet rolls it over and a three count as time expires, winning four falls to three.

Winner and still OOWF World Heavyweight Champion “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#894)
Live! From Syva, Fiji
December 26, 2018

BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. JUSTIN SANE vs. ALEXIS DARLING

Everyone is out and the crowd cheers everyone, even Alexis. The three competitors shake hands and the bell rings. Justin puts his hands up for a test of strength, and Bev grabs one hand, Alexis the other, so Alexis grabs Bev’s hand and we get a three way test of strength with two forcing the third down until everyone has a turn, then Bev and Alexis force Justin to the mat and step on him, the referee makes hits the mat for a two count but Justin kicks out.

The match continues on, non-stop action that keeps the fans on the edge of their seat. Justin eats a superkick from Alexis that sends him to the floor. Bev and Alexis show their skills, and Bev shows she has worked off that ring rust. Alexis goes for a German suplex, but Bev blocks it, grabs Lexie’s leg and reverses it into a figure four. Alexis looks like she is about to tap out when Justin makes it back into the ring and makes the save. The three of them exchange finishers and near falls, but no one can keep the other down.

The end comes when Bev knocks Lexie off the top rope. Lexie falls from the top, hitting the apron then the floor. Bev turns to face Justin and he calls for the DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKK! The lights go out and we hear the bass intro from Night Court, jingle bells, firecrackers and finally a rooster crow. When the lights come back on, Justin is standing in the middle of the ring, and Bev is out cold. Justin looks a bit confused, then shrugs and goes to cover Bev, but Lexie slips in from the outside, grabs Justin from behind and hits a DARLING DRIVER! Lexie covers, one……..two…….THREE!
WINNER in 15:48 – Alexis Darling

TRENT POWERS vs. MAMA JUANA

Powers is out first and paces the ring waiting for Mama Juana. MJ is announced and starts down the ramp, a wild look in her eyes. Powers leaves the ring and meets her half way up the ramp and the brawl starts!

They hammer one another with punches, Powers catches MJ with a knee to the gut, then hits a snap suplex on the ramp. He pulls MJ to her feet and hits a over the head release belly to belly suplex, MJ lands hard on the ramp and grabs her back in pain. She starts to crawl toward the ring, Powers grabs her for a cyclone suplex, but MJ throws an elbow that catches Powers right on the nose, and sends him staggering backward a few steps. MJ grabs Powers and drags him to ringside, then clears off the Persian announce table and rolls Powers on, then heads to the ring and climbs the turnbuckle.

MJ poses for a moment, the leaps and hits the BEST MAMA JUANA SAULT EVER! Driving Powers through the table! That is not going to make a certain someone happy. MJ grabs Powers and shoots him into the ring and covers him but Powers kicks out at two, shocking MJ and the crowd.

MJ pulls Powers up, and Powers hits a STUNNER that snaps MJ’s head backward and sends her staggering into the corner. Powers plays to the crowd for a moment, then charges in, but MJ gets a boot up that stuns Powers. MJ then pulls something from her tights and unleashes a FIREBALL in Powers direction, it never hits him, so there’s technically no DQ, but it distracts him long enough for MJ to grab him and hit the JUDGMENT OF A FOOL! MJ covers and the referee makes the three and this one is over.
WINNER in 8:32 – Mama Juana

SHIZURU vs. MAC FLASHER

With Shizuru already standing in the ring, “I Get Wet” plays Mac Flasher to the ring. With Mac gladhanding fans around ringside, he doesn’t see Shizuru ascending the turnbuckles to drill him with a double axehandle, pushing Mac’s throat across the railing. With Mac struggling to catch his air, Shizuru continues the prematch attack until “Junior” Hale muscles Shizuru away. Hale checks on Mac, who struggles to get to his feet, but surges toward Shizuru to continue the outside brawl. Hale, and some OOWF Security personnel pull the two apart and make sure that both get to the inside of the ring without further incident.

Russ: “Are these two rivals?”
Razz: “In Mac’s mind, yes. Mac has never beaten Shozuru one-on-one. Shizuru knows it, too. Anything that can get in Mac’s head, he’ll use. And a sneak attack puts Shizuru at an advantage before the bell rings. Mac hasn’t found a weakness on Shizuru, but Shizuru is creating one.”

Hale calls for the bell as Shizuru is caught mid-charge by Mac’s Converse All-Star to the jaw. Shizuru crumbles to the mat as Mac begins to open an assault of stomps, a few knee drops and a gutwrench suplex. Mac slings Shizuru into the ropes and delivers a standing lariat that folds Shizuru in half. As Mac bends over to pick up a prone Shizuru, a jab to Mac’s throat turns the tide. With Mac gasping, Shizuru sits Mac up and cinches in a nerve hold to the trapezius while running knees into Mac’s spine. Mac begins to fade, leading Shizuru to lock in a sleeper hold that begins to drain Mac.

With Hale checking on Mac’s responsiveness, Shizuru tightens his grip around Mac’s throat. Hale opts for the three-drop method to decide Mac’s fate. Mac’s arm falls quickly to his side the first two times. On the third raise, Mac’s arm stops just short of his side, but Shizuru assumes the win and lets go of Mac. Hale spots the arm staying up and waves off Shizuru’s self-declared victory. Shizuru wastes little time in arguing with Hale, before approaching Mac who drills him with an uppercut.

With Shizuru on the deck, Mac brings himself to his feet and waits for Shizuru to join him amongst the vertical. Mac pulls Shizuru in for a belly-to-belly suplex to get 1. Mac then picks Shizuru up by his leg and into a stretch muffler. Shizuru howls in pain but will not submit. Shizuru tries to hammer Mac with the free leg, but Mac holds on as Shizuru thrashes about. Mac converts the hold into a seated version, pulling back as Shizuru continues to fight the pain.

Mac releases the hold when Shizuru drives an elbow into Mac’s thigh. Shizuru fights through the pain to stand up and plaster Mac in the face with a roundhouse kick. As Mac falls, two metal objects fall out of Mac’s jeans pocket. Shizuru spots the objects and rushes toward them, grabbing them and immediately placing them on his chest.

Russ: “Are those …”
Razz: “That son of a bitch watched The Best of Edra and Sizzlechest DVD. What a sicko.”

Shizuru lay on the mat in pure, agonizing bliss as Mac goes in for a cover. While Shizuru is well aware of the cover, he’s got other things on his mind. Hale counts 3 before Mac and Hale get the hell out of the ring in a hurry.
WINNER (pinfall, 9:40), Mac Flasher!

Mac sighs in relief while Shizuru bucks on the mat while calling the name of Edra Cox before the feed immediately cuts to commercial.


MOOSEHEAD JACK & ALEXANDER DARLING vs. NICK FLEMING & SEBASTIAN DAVIS

Davis and Fleming are out first, and Moose and Alex……the most unlikely team in OOWF history……are announced and they storm the ring. The brawl is immediately on and Moose and Alex actually work together to send Fleming and Davis to the outside.

Russ: I know they teamed back in October, but I just cannot get used to seeing these two work together in any form whatsoever.
Razz: You gotta remember one thing Russ, they can’t touch each other. If one turns on the other, their pay per view match is off!
Russ: That is true.

Davis and Fleming get back into the ring and the fight resumes. Moose and Fleming fight between the ropes onto the apron, Fleming nails Moose and lifts him for a piledriver, Moose fights it and Fleming’s foot slips off the apron, as they fall, Moose’s head slams into the corner of the apron, then they fall and he lands with all his weight on the back of his head!

Russ: OH MY GOD!
Razz: I didn’t like the look of that Russ, I think Moose just broke his neck!

Fleming goes to pull Moose up, and he is dead weight. The referee sees something is wrong and leaves the ring while Alex takes Davis to the mat and traps him in a figure four. Davis taps out, but he knows there is no referee there to see it. The referee checks on Moose, then throws up the dreaded X. Medical officials rush to the ring and work on Moose, Fleming looks a little shocked, but he heads around the ring to his corner and climbs on the apron.

As the match continues on, a stretcher is brought to ringside, which brings the rest of the Saints with them. Darling sees what’s going on and looks a little nervous, likely expecting a Saints sneak attack. It never comes, but the distraction allows Davis to BLAST Darling right on the back of the head with an enzuguri. Davis rolls Darling up, the referee slides into the ring and makes the three count.
WINNERS in 12:54 – Sebastian Davis & Nick Fleming

As soon as the bell rings, Fleming hops off the apron and leaves the ring, following Moose and the Saints up the ramp. Davis, however, is not done. He slides out of the ring and grabs a monitor from the Canadian announce table and slips back into the ring. As Darling stands up, Davis KILLS him with a shot to the head. Darling drops like a rock. Darling starts to instinctively get to his feet, but you can see he’s not all there. Davis hits the ropes and connects with a STIFF kick to Alex’s face that drops him to the mat. Davis pulls Alex up and throws him over the top rope to the floor, where Darling lands with a sick thud. A couple of medics head back to ringside to check on Darling, Davis grabs a mic

You know, all I’ve heard since I got here was how important the Moosehead Jack versus Alexander Darling match was. Ten years of history all culminating in this final match between the two of them, a blood feud for the ages, finally wrapped up bringing all the endless drama to an end.

<Davis pauses for a moment and soaks in the boos of the crowd>

Well let me let you in on a little secret………I don’t give a DAMN about Moosehead Jack or Alexander Darling

<the crowd boos loudly as the medical officials help Alex to the back>

I don’t know what’s wrong with either of them, and let me tell you this, I don’t care. Sunday is not about THEM, it’s about ME, Sebastian Davis. And this Sunday, when I destroy Mac Flasher and steal the show with the match of the night, not one single person in that audience is going to give a crap about Moosehead Jack or Alexander Darling, because all they will be able to talk about is the future of wrestling, Sebastian Davis. I GUAR-AN-TEE it.

Davis slams the mic down and heads to the back.

Russ: Folks, we will update the conditions of Moose and Alex as soon as we get word from the back
Razz: Russ, I gotta say…….neither looked good. Moose didn’t move at all, and Alex…….I’ve seen that look before, he had no idea where he was

KYLIE MIGNOLIO & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS
Kylie and Bridget are out first and the crowd roars for them. The Saints come out next and do not look happy. They each grab a chair and climb into the ring and HAMMER Kylie and Bridget with chair shots! The bell rings making the match official, but Fulton and Folz continue bringing the chairs down on Kylie and Bridget. Zed and Mac sprint to the ring with baseball bats and we get a momentary stand off between them, then the Saints sneer and toss the chairs aside and leave the ring!

Russ: What the hell was that?
Razz: It appears the Saints were not in the mood to defend their titles tonight
Russ: They should be STRIPPED of those titles then!
Razz: Well, YOU go take the titles from them, cause I ain’t!
Russ: No thank you Razz

WINNERS by Disqualification in :03 – Kylie Mignolio & Bridget O’Malley

AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE vs. ZED

“Freebird” is at full volume with Awesome Bill from Dawsonville arrives at ringside, finding that there is plenty of southern hospitality, even in the South Pacific. With Bill running the ropes, “Hero” by Nickelback plays out Zed with The Reverend BRICK~!, who has traded in his bombastic entrance rants from personas past for a kinder, gentler soul who heals fans with a thrust to the forehead, though nobody along the entranceway was searching to be healed.

Angelo Barros checks both men before signaling for the bell. Zed and Bill nod toward each other out of respect before a collar-and-elbow tie-up with Bill easily picking up the advantage, tossing Zed down to the mat. Zed collects himself and goes at Bill again with the same result. A third try never materializes thanks to Zed ducking under Bill’s arms and trying a rollup that gets a fast 2 from Barros.

Both men stand at almost the same time with Bill smiling at Zed.

Russ: “See? Even Awesome Bill knows that Zed has changed his ways. A couple of months ago and that’s a low blow when Zed goes under and behind.”
Razz: “Also, it’s Zed’s birthday and Reverend BRICK~! flew Zed’s mother into Fiji to watch this match. If anything, he’s just trying to not cheat in front of his mother.”
Russ: “I didn’t know that we were in the presence of Zed’s mother. Why didn’t anyone tell me?”
Razz: “She’s blocked you on every dating app there is, and even a few that you developed to try and trick her.”
Russ: “Not my fault that she was the only woman signing up for ZedFansOnly.com."

Zed and Bill then get into a test of strength, won handily by Bill until Zed bridges out and monkey flips Bill into a rope tangle. Zed and Barros help Bill out of the web with Bill thanking both men. The crowd applauds the sportsmanship on cue. The two men begin to grapple again with Zed using the nearby ropes to get leverage as he climbs up before pressing his weight onto Bill for 1.5. Zed tries to keep Bill on the ground, but Bill is just too strong to stay down long. Zed scrambles up and delivers a knife-edge chop to Bill to stumble him back. Another does the same. A third sends Bill into the corner, where mounts the middle turnbuckle to deliver 10 forearm shots down on Bill. After the 10th, Zed dismounts and Bill falls forward. Zed climbs the corner and attempts a top-role elbow, but hits all canvas. Bill takes the miss as a chance to deliver a few punishing blows before trying to cinch in the Cuyler Clutch. Zed scrambles under the ropes as the break comes before Barros can get to 1. While Zed is still trying to gather himself from Bill’s offense, he’s alert enough to roll to the outside. Bill follows to help Zed back into the ring. With Zed in the ring first, he’s able to run the ropes a drill Bill with a flying knee to the head, dropping him at that spot. Zed pulls Bill to the center of the ring and continues with knee drops, a leg drop and a Lionsault. All getting 2. Zed makes a familiar signal, but Rev. BRICK~! objects to Zed using the GTH DDT on Bill. Zed sighs, but heeds to Rev. BRICK~!’s wishes. That hesitation allows Bill to catch Zed in a small package that gets 2. Zed gets up and backs away fast, cornering himself as Bill charges and flattens Zed into the turnbuckles.

Bill peels Zed off and tosses him to the mat with his eyes on the top rope. Bill’s attempt at Freebird winds up getting none of Zed and all of the canvas. Zed races to the top rope, points to his mother at ringside, and …

Russ: “THE ANSWER! WE HAVEN’T SEEN ZED DO THAT IN …”
Razz: “…The past three seconds. C’mon, catch up.”

Barros counts 3 as Bill kicks out at 3.1.

Your winner (pinfall, 11:37), Zed!

Rev. BRICK~! and Zed celebrate in the ring before The Reverend waves Bill in to join the post-match Lord’s Prayer recital. Bill and quite a few fans join in, though BRICK~!’s improvised edits to the prayer about Zed throw off everyone, including Zed.

FIREWOMAN vs. JACK BULLET – No Disqualification Match

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Jack reenters the ring to break the count. He takes the near corner and comes off to the floor with a double axe handle onto Firewoman as she stands. Bullet goes to pick her up, but she nails a European uppercut and fires off some forearm smashes to get some distance. She goes for another superkick, but Jack grabs her foot. Fire comes off the other foot with an enzuigiri. She pulls the table over and positions it to suplex Bullet through it, but he blocks and reverses.













Paramedics come out and check on both competitors.






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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#893)
Live! From Hobart, Tasmania
December 19, 2018

TRENT POWERS & MAC FLASHER vs. SHIZURU & MAMA JUANA

Powers and Flasher win by DQ when Mama Juana throws fire at Powers (she misses). Match TBEIL

BRIDGET O’MALLEY & KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. ZED & BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS

Things start off well in this one, Kylie and Bev start things off and we get some nice chain wrestling. Zed and Bridget get tagged in and we get even more action. The fans are really into it and start a THIS IS AWE-SOME chant. Then Folz and Bill tag themselves in and things go to hell from there. Bill makes an attempt at wrestling, but Folz easily counters so it quickly turns to a brawl. Fulton and Justin get involved and the crowd is way into this as well, starting another THIS IS AWE-SOME chant. Not to be outdone, Zed and Bridget tag one another in and they…….start their own brand of brawling. Kylie and Bev get involved too and there are people flying inside and outside the ring. I will let you guess what the fans started chanting this time? You got it! THIS IS AWE-SOME! Now, following the logic in wrestling, Fulton and Justin tag themselves in they start…..chain wrestling. Now it is BFE and the Saints turn to put on a classic. Justin and Fulton hit the big guy/little guy spots, Fulton and Bill trade big man blows and Justin and Folz do an impressive bit of back and forth. The crowd is still into it, and gives us one more THIS IS AWE-SOME chant. Finally Bridget and Bev tag themselves back in and all four teams brawl. The fight spills out of the ring, up the ramp and into the crowd.

Finally Kylie and Matt make it back into the ring, Folz sends Kylie to the ropes and plants her with a belly to belly suplex for a two count. Folz gets to his feet and waits for Kylie to get up, he grabs her and lifts her for an Olympic slam, but Kylie slips off Matt’s shoulders grabs him and hits a Florida Key, Kylie bridges, one…….two…….THREE!
WINNERS in 24:48 – Kylie Mignolio & Bridget O’Malley

Kylie and Bridget celebrate in the ring, Fulton pulls his partner out of the ring and they lock eyes with Kylie and Bridget. The Frenemies make the “we want the belts” motion, Fulton and Folz sling their over their shoulders and Fulton yells “come and take em.” The Saints back up the ramp while Kylie and Bridget celebrate.

MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. NICK FLEMING – Last Man Standing Match

Moose attacks Fleming backstage before the match can even start and they brawl around the backstage area. Moose tries to whip Fleming into the wall, Fleming reverses it but Moose stops himself from hitting the wall, when he turns to face Fleming, Fleming NAILS him with a hard elbow to the face. Moose falls to the floor, when Fleming pulls him up, Moose is busted wide open above his eye. Fleming grabs Moose by the leg and drags him through the hall and out into the arena. Fleming drags Moose to ringside. At ringside Fleming pulls Moose up and goes for a piledriver, but Moose is able to back drop out of it. Fleming hits the concrete hard, and Moose grabs a chair and tries to slam it down on Fleming’s head, but Nick moves out of the way at the last second. He rolls to his feet and catches Moose as he stands up and kicks the chair into his face. Nick grabs Moose and throws him into the ring, then follows him in, lifts Moose and hits a BUCKLE BOMB, as Moose staggers out of the corner, Fleming kicks him in the gut then hits a VERTEBREAKER! Fleming gets to his feet and backs into the corner and lets the ref start counting. Moose fights to his feet at six and the fight continues.

Fleming dominates the match pummeling Moose with suplexes and everything else he can think of. Moose continues to answer the ten count. After gruesome Tiger Driver off the apron to the floor, Moose barely fights to his feet before the ten, standing at nine before falling back to the floor. As Moose gets up again, he looks at Fleming and grins and tells him to bring it. Fleming renews his attack and beats Moose more.

Russ: Moose appears to be using a bit of a rope a dope strategy
Razz: Fleming just DDT’d him through a table, whose the dope here?

Fleming gets busted open when Moose reverses a whip and sends him face first into the ring post. Moose goes on the attack, hammering Fleming with everything not nailed down at ringside. They fight to the top of the ramp. Fleming catches Moose with an European uppercut that rocks him on his heels. Fleming grabs Moose for a piledriver

Russ: HE’S GONNA PILEDRIVE HIM OFF THE STAGE THROUGH THOSE TABLES BELOW!
Razz: Moose is gonna die!

Before he can hit the move, Moose fights out of it and turns it into an ALABAMA SLAM OFF THE STAGE THROUGH THE TABLES!

Russ: GOOD GAWD! GOOD GAWD! GOOD GAWD! Fleming is DEAD!
Razz: I cannot believe what I just saw
Russ: The referee needs to forego the ten count and get that man medical attention!
Razz: Moose <who is in a heap at the top of the stage> doesn’t look so great either……wait Russ, is he…….
Russ: I cannot believe this
Razz: How the HELL is Fleming getting to his feet?!?

Sure enough, Fleming is fighting to his feet. The referee is right there counting. Fleming JUST beats the count, standing at nine. He turns around and Moose comes flying off the stage and catches Fleming with a BUISAKU KNEE to the face! Both men are down!

Russ: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Razz: Fleming is out! Moose is out!

While the referee is checking on Fleming and making the count, Stank walks out, hobbles out really, and grabs Moose and pulls him up, then disappears. Moose slumps against a table, then manages to stand just as the referee gets to ten!
WINNER in 37:09 – Moosehead Jack

Moose immediately collapses to the floor, Stank comes back out and helps him to his feet and helps him to the back, while medical checks on Fleming. They huddle around him for a moment, then Fleming pushes them aside and gets to his feet, albeit on rubber legs. Fleming stumbles to the back without any help. The crowd cheers him, but he ignores it and disappears to the back.

FIREWOMAN vs. JACK BULLET

Fire is announced first and she comes to the ring to the boos of the crowd. Fire seems a bit more focused tonight than usual. She steps between the ropes and heads to the corner and paces while Jack Bullet is announced. The crowd roars for Bullet. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion steps between the ropes for this non-title match, looks at Fire and tips his hat. Fire just glares. Bullet hands off his jacket and title and heads to the middle of the ring and extends his hand. Fire walks out to meet Bullet, then punches him right in the mouth. Bullet turns and falls to one knee, then immediately gets back to his feet and cocks his arm back, but doesn’t throw the punch. So Fire SUPERKICKS him right on the jaw! Bullet falls backward and Fire is on him, hammering him with punches to the face.

Fire throws Bullet out of the ring and slams him back first into the apron, then clocks him with another punch to the jaw. Bullet once again cocks back to punch Fire, but he holds back and knees her in the gut instead. Bullet tries a whip to the guardrail, but Fire reverses it and slams back first into the steel. He staggers forward and Fire LEVELS him with a right cross to the jaw! Fire throws Bullet back into the ring and pulls him to his feet and shoves him into the corner. Fire once again connects with a punch to the jaw. Bullet responds by hitting Fire with a double leg take down. Bullet grabs a side head lock and tries to clear his head.

Russ: I think some of those punches have our world champion a little cloudy
Razz: Right now he’s not sure how many Firewoman’s…….Firewomen? He’s in the ring with

Fire fights to her feet and slips free, Bullet spins around and just narrowly avoids another punch from Fire. Bullet puts his fists up and you can see he is angry! We go old school here, Fire throws a couple of punches, Jack blocks the first two, the third connects right to Jack’s nose. Blood flows freely and Jack takes Fire to the mat with a drop toe hold, then lands a stiff kick to the back of her head. Bullet staggers into the corner and wipes the blood from his nose. As Fire gets to her feet, doubled over, Bullet races across the ring and hits a knee lift that sends Fire back to the mat.

Bullet takes over, and the crowd goes nuts. Jack keeps Fire on the mat, especially keeping her fists from his face. Bullet locks in a figure four and Fire does manage to connect with a shot to the chin, Bullet complains to the referee that a closed fist should be a disqualification, but gets no answer. Fire manages to reverse the hold forcing the break, Bullet pulls her up and sets her on the top rope and climbs up for a superplex, but Fire nails Bullet with an uppercut that knocks him off the ropes to the mat. Fire leaps from the top rope and hits a WARRIOR STOMP on Bullet, then mounts him and starts HAMMERING him with punches to the face! The referee, thankfully reminded that closed fist punches are supposed to be illegal, warns Fire, then when she refuses to stop, calls for the disqualification!
WINNER in 20:40 by disqualification – Jack Bullet

Fire breaks and pulls a dazed Bullet to his feet and throws him out of the ring. She pulls him onto the Tasmanian announce table and hits a MOOSE KILLER! Driving Bullet through the table and onto the concrete floor below! The crowd is stunned, but Fire isn’t done yet, she locks Bullet in Walls of Jericho, the real one, with her knee firmly planted on the back of Bullet’s neck.

Russ: SOMEONE GET HER OFF OF HIM! BULLET COULD HAVE A BROKEN NECK!
Razz: He’s hurt that neck before Russ! Fleming put him in the hospital with a piledriver!

Finally security swarms Fire and pulls her off of Bullet. Fire dives back in and gets a few more punches in to Bullet’s face. As security pushes her up the ramp, she comes face to face with Mama Juana. They lock eyes, Fire slowly raises her fist and licks Bullet’s blood off her knuckles. Fire smirks and walks past MJ. A strange look crosses her face, then she goes to check on Jack.

ALEXANDER DARLING vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

Darling is out first and the crowd gives him a great ovation. Darling steps on the middle turnbuckle and as his music hits the high note, he throws his hood back and spreads his arms and the crowd goes apeshit. Darling hops off the turnbuckle and heads to the opposite corner where he lays across the top rope waiting for Davis. Davis’ music plays and he heads to the ring, the crowd boos the shit out of him, he stops about halfway down the ramp, looks out at the crowd and just points to his title. The crowd boos louder. Davis steps between the ropes and walks right up to Darling, who is now standing in the corner and puts the title right in his face. Darling smirks and brushes him aside. The two meet in the middle of the ring, the referee holds up the title. The referee orders the prematch handshake, but Davis just walks away.

The bell rings and Darling immediately grabs Davis and rolls him up for a one count. Davis escapes and spins to his feet, Darling slips behind him and rolls him up a second time for a two count. Both wrestlers spin to their feet and Davis slams Darling between the eyes with a headbutt that rocks Alex. Davis grabs him and takes him to the mat with an arm drag and tries to keep Darling grounded.

The match continues on like this, Davis keeps Darling grounded, forcing Alex to burn through his rope breaks. Darling finally fights to his feet and the pace picks up again. Darling whips Davis to the ropes, elevates him on the rebound, then hits a Cesaro uppercut as he falls. Davis hits the mat and Darling pounces on him and tries to get him in a sharpshooter, but Davis gets to the ropes using his first rope break, then slides out of the ring to the floor.

Russ: Davis has to be keenly aware that the time limit favors the champion in these matches
Razz: Darling is keenly aware of that too, here he comes!

Darling springs over the top rope, Davis moves, Alex lands on the top rope, then leaps off and snaps Davis over with a hurracarana, pulls him up and shoots him into the ring and covers, but Davis is out at two.

Alex takes over and has Davis on the ropes, going for pin after pin. To his credit Davis fights out of every hold, only using the ropes once, giving him one rope break remaining. Alex whips Davis into the corner, Davis hits hard chest first and staggers backward, Darling lifts him for a DARLING DRIVER, but Davis fights it and manages to hook his foot on the top rope, which technically consists of a rope break! Darling drops Davis to the mat, then drops a leg across his chest.

Five minutes remain in the match.

Darling pounces on Davis and tries to lock him in the crossface, but Davis fights out of it. Davis gets to his feet and we have a furious five minutes with each man going for his finisher and the other blocking it. Alex tries for another Darling driver, but Davis slips free and hits the Spring Break Plunge for a two count. Darling gets to his feet and nails Davis with a knee to the face that stuns him, Alex grabs Davis and lifts him for another Darling Driver, Davis slips free, steps back and nails Alex with a superkick to the back of the head, Darling falls face first to the mat and Davis locks him in the Padre Island Crab!

Darling is trapped! He can’t use the ropes to escape! The fans cheer for Darling to escape, and just as it looks like he is going to fight out of it, Davis cinches it in tighter, the referee is right there asking for the tap out, but Darling refuses, he fights the move and finally the bell rings!
WINNER – 15:00 time limit draw

Davis releases the hold and looks down at Darling who is grabbing his back. Davis shakes his head and leaves the ring, grabs his title and heads to the back in disgust. Darling slowly gets to his feet, holding his back. The fans cheer for Alex, but he knows it was not a victory. It’s not a loss, but he didn’t quite get the job done.

Russ: Razz, one thing I took from tonight…….Moosehead Jack and Alexander Darling did not look like they once did
Razz: Well, there ain’t no one who can beat Father Time, and you consider what they have put their bodies through in the last decade, you have to wonder, what are we going to see in eleven days?
Russ: War. We are going to see a war. And we are going to see someone get hurt. Don’t let tonight fool you, these two may not be what they once were, but their pure hate for one another could fuel them for all eternity

We get one more shot of Darling standing in the middle of the ring and we fade to black.

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MidWeek Mayhem (#892)
Live! From Alice Springs, Australia
December 12, 2018

BRIDGET O’MALLEY & KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE

BFE is out first and as always they get a tremendous ovation from the crowd. They wait in their corner as Bridget and Kylie’s music plays. When Kylie steps out, the crowd absolutely loses it and a JO-SIE, JO-SIE, JO-SIE chant starts. Kylie looks a bit overwhelmed at first, but she quickly recovers and she and Bridget head to the ring.

Russ: This is the first we’ve seen of Kylie since she was injured by the Saints two months ago.
Razz: It’s good to see her back, but you gotta wonder how much ring rust there will be
Russ: You also have to remember that Bridget and Zed won the random tag team invitational and get a shot at the Saints of Sinners, but Zed was filling in for Kylie, so who should be in the match for that title shot?
Razz: Also, don’t forget, Kylie won the Imperial Onslaught, so she has a title match she can use whenever she wants…….
Russ: …….and for whatever title she chooses
Razz: Sounds like Kylie has some decisions to make sooner rather than later!

The bell rings and Kylie and Justin lock up, Justin grabs a side head lock, Kylie shoves him off to the ropes and connects on the rebound with a drop kick to Justin’s jaw. Kylie covers, but Justin is out at one and spins back to his feet, as does Kylie. Kylie tries a spin kick, but Justin ducks it and connects with a drop kick to Kylie’s jaw, Kylie hits the mat, Justin tries a standing moonsault, Kylie moves out of the way but Justin lands on his feet. Kylie sweeps the leg dropping Justin to the mat, then pounces on him and tries a crossface, but Justin quickly grabs the ropes to force the break.

Justin and Kylie are both back to their feet and lock up again, Justin slips behind Kylie and takes her to the mat, grabs her leg and drags he to the BFE corner and tags in Bill. Bill comes in and drops an elbow across the small of Kylie’s back, then locks her in the rings of Saturn. Kylie howls in pain but does not tap. She manages to get her foot on the bottom rope forcing the break. Bill pulls her to her feet and whips her into the corner and charges in, Kylie gets a boot up which staggers Bill, Kylie hops to the middle rope and connects with a flying clothesline. Kylie rolls to her corner and tags in Bridget, Bridget comes in and immediately covers Bill, but Bill kicks out at two.

Bridget pulls Bill to his feet and tries a whip to the ropes but Bill reverses it, on the rebound Bill lowers his head a moment too soon and Bridget leapfrogs over him and hits the far ropes, Bill catches her on the rebound with a snap powerslam for a two count. Bill tags in Justin and Justin climbs to the top rope, they try a ROCKET LAUNCHER but Bridget moves out of the way and Justin crashes and burns! Bridget tags in Kylie, Kylie grabs Justin from behind and goes for a Kylieplex (Florida Key) but Justin fights it. Bridget slips back into the ring and POPS Justin with a superkick, Kylie takes him over and bridges hard, Bridget cuts off Bill, and the Frenemies get the three count and win!
WINNERS in 12:54 – Kylie Mignolio & Bridget O’Malley

After the match Bridget helps Justin to his feet and the four share handshakes. Justin and Bill raise Kylie and Bridget’s hands in victory and the crowd eats it up.

MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. NICK FLEMING

Moose is out first, the crowd boos the shit out of him, but it’s nothing he hasn’t heard before. Moose rolls into the ring and slumps in the corner. Nick Fleming is announced and comes to the ring next. The reaction is a bit mixed, but Fleming pays no attention to them anyway. He steps between the ropes and Moose pulls himself to his feet and charges, but Fleming back drops Jack. Moose hits the mat and gets to his feet and Fleming hits him with a clothesline, then as Jack pops back to his feet, Fleming takes him to the mat with an arm drag and locks in an arm bar.

Moose slams the mat in frustration and fights to his feet and backs Fleming into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break, and of course Moose tries a cheap shot but Fleming moves out of the way and turns Moose in the corner and peppers him with shots to the jaw, then whips him across the ring and follows with a high knee to the jaw that drops Moose to the mat.

Fleming runs to the opposite corner then charges in and KILLS Moose with a knee to the face. Moose slumps to the canvas, Fleming drags him to the middle of the ring and covers, but Moose kicks out at two. Fleming pulls Moose to a sitting position, then lands several stiff kicks to the back then one to the back of the head, then hits the ropes and murders Moose with a shining wizard! Moose’s head slams against the mat and Fleming covers, but once again Moose kicks out at two.

Fleming pulls Moose to his feet and lifts him for a suplex, then drops him stomach first onto the top rope. Fleming runs down the ropes and hits a knee lift that sends Moose off the ropes to the floor! Fleming slides out of the ring and grabs Moose to shoot him back into the ring, but Moose grabs his tights and pulls him face first into the guardrail. Fleming falls to the floor as Moose gets to his feet and staggers for a moment, then pulls Fleming to his feet and lifts him up and hits a powerbomb backbreaker against the apron. Fleming falls to the floor and holds his back in pain, Moose drops an elbow across Fleming’s back, then slides into the ring to break the count before rolling back to the floor.

Moose lifts Fleming for an atomic drop then drives him down back first on the apron. Fleming rolls off the apron and falls to the floor. Moose drops a knee into the small of his back, then pulls Fleming to his feet and whips him into the guardrail. Fleming hits hard and never sees a charging Moose coming as Moose hits a Buisaku knee that sends him into the crowd and leaves Fleming face first on the floor. Moose nearly gets into a brawl with the fans before hopping the guardrail, grabbing Fleming and shooting him into the ring. Moose slides in and covers, but Fleming rolls his shoulder at two.

Moose pulls Fleming to his feet and whips him into the corner, Fleming hits hard and staggers out of the corner, Moose kicks Fleming in the gut, lifts him and hits a BUCKLE BOMB! As Fleming stumbles out of the corner, Moose kicks him again and drops him with a DDT! Moose casually rolls him over and covers by leaning back against him, but Fleming kicks out at two, then grabs Moose and rolls him over in a crucifix for a two count! Moose gets to his feet quickly and kicks Fleming in the face, then pounces on him and tries to lock on the ji-endo!

Fleming fights the move by rolling to his back, Moose hammers Fleming with shots to the face, Fleming finally hooks his legs under Moose and rolls him over for a two count, Moose rolls out of it and tries to roll Fleming up, but Fleming grabs Moose’s arm and traps him in a triangle choke! Moose is in trouble, he tries to get his feet under him to put Fleming’s shoulders on the mat, but Fleming rolls his shoulders at two while keeping Moose trapped in the move! Moose is fading quickly and finally manages to get his foot on the bottom rope. The referee orders the break and Fleming waits until four before finally breaking the hold.

Fleming pulls Moose to his feet and hits a snap suplex and holds on and pulls Moose up, then slips around and hits a hammerlock suplex, then pulls Moose up again and hits a backdrop driver, then floats over and covers, but Moose kicks out at two. Fleming gets to his feet, leaps and drops a knee down on Moose’s throat and covers again, but again Jack kicks out. Fleming pulls Moose up again and scoops Moose up and slams him across his knee before shoving him to the mat and covering for another two count.

Fleming sends Moose to the ropes and catches him in a sleeper on the rebound, Moose tries to fight out of it, but he again begins to fade. Moose is slumping, he drops to one knee but reaches for the ropes, Moose is about to grab the middle rope when Fleming hits a sleeper suplex, once again dumping Moose right on his head. Fleming covers again, but Moose manages to reach out for the bottom rope to save himself. Fleming argues with the referee which allows Moose to roll out of the ring and fall to the floor.

As Moose gets to his feet, Fleming reaches over the top rope and grabs Moose by the hair and pulls him onto the apron, then hooks him for a suplex, but Moose blocks it, then lifts Fleming for a suplex, but Fleming is able to land on the apron, Moose kicks Fleming in the gut then PLANTS him with a DDT on the apron! Fleming falls to the floor, Moose gets back on the apron and hits a running elbow drop off the apron! Jack pulls Fleming to his feet and throws him into the ring and drives Fleming to the mat with a RANHEI! Moose covers, one…..two……NO! Fleming kicks out! Moose snarls and heads to the corner and climbs the ropes, he waits for Fleming to stand and leaps and tries a clothesline, but Fleming leaps up and nails Moose in mid air with a knee to the face! Both men are down and the referee starts the ten count.

As the referee hits eight, Moose gets to his feet, across the ring Fleming is up at nine, Moose charges and takes Fleming over the top rope with a clothesline, they both fall to the floor HARD! The referee is counting, and neither man stirs. As the ref hits seven, both men are on their knees, eight, they trade a few shots to the face, nine, Fleming gets up and tries to slide into the ring, but Moose grabs Fleming and powerbombs him off the apron! The referee hits ten and this one is over!
WINNER – double count out in 25:17

MAC FLASHER & BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. SHIZURU & TRENT POWERS

While Shizuru and Trent Powers get introduced to the Alice Springs faithful, “I Get Wet” pierces through the arena to bring out Mac Flasher who stands atop the ramp and pauses. He motions for his music to stop before looking back to the entrance curtain as “Cut the Cord” plays to a monstrous pop with Beverly Cambridge emerging from backstage.

Russ: “AS I LIVE AND BREATHE! BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE IS MAC FLASHER’S PARTNER!”
Razz: “Did you not see the announced card posted last week?”
Russ: “Any other moments you’d like to ruin?”

Beverly and Mac nod at each other before making their way to the ring where Trent and Shizuru attempt an ambush, but Beverly snaps off a high kick to Trent while Mac back body drops Shizuru over the top, increasing the adoration for the patchwork tag team. With Trent climbing back into the ring first, Mac defers to Beverly’s wishes to open the match proper. Beverly ducks under a right hand and stands Trent straight up with a hammerlock. Beverly walks Trent toward a corner where a clean break is requested from Angelo Barros. Beverly obliges as Trent works out the pain from his arm while Shizuru tags himself in. Shizuru and Beverly exchange a few quick kicks before Beverly gains a fast advantage with a spinning heel kick. With Shizuru face down, a quick try at La Bell Lock is thwarted as Shizuru crawls to the safety of the ropes. Beverly soaks in the cheers before tagging in Mac, who powers through Shizuru with an Irish Whip/shoulder block combo. Mac works Shizuru into the corner where he tags in Beverly, who Mac instructs to head to the top rope. Beverly hops up as Mac places Shizuru on his shoulders. Beverly slips off the ropes, barreling head-first into Mac’s knee and collapsing him to the mat as Shizuru grabs Beverly and slugs away with Trent tagging as a few double-team beatdowns occur despite Barros’ instructions and counts.

Razz: “I have no idea what Mac was thinking. Beverly has been away from the ring for quite a bit and he’s thinking that they could become the new Road Warriors.”
Russ: “Beverly’s slip-up could have been bad footing, or it might have been rust.”
Razz: “Whatever it was, Mac’s on the outside with a banged-up knee and Beverly is getting hammered in the bad part of the ring.”

Trent takes Beverly down with an undertook DDT that gets 2. Trent keeps on Beverly, lifting her into a stretch muffler that is broken up when Mac dashes into the ring and clips Trent just when Beverly’s tapping hand was about to make a decision. Barros escorts Mac to his own corner while Trent slams Beverly into his team’s corner and tags in Shizuru for more double-team beatings. While Barros never saw the tag, he totally trusts that it happened. Shizuru tries for a Dream Maker, whiffing on it as Beverly ducks and tries to crawl to Mac for Trent to sprint into the ring and club Mac off the apron when Beverly was just in reach. While Barros is chiding Trent, Shizuru is caught in a rollup that gets 2 from the late-arriving official, though it might have been about 8. Shizuru is the first up and stomps away at Beverly, who tries to roll away to safety, but is grabbed by her hair and stood up for a Psycho Driver. Beverly is able to fight her way to freedom and leap to her corner as Mac limps into the ring and clotheslines Shizuru and offers a lariat to Trent for his decision to enter illegally. Mac tries a Clemente Bridge Suplex on Shizuru, accidentally banging the Japanese combatant’s head off his partner’s head and getting 2 before his knee gave out. Undeterred, Mac hobbles his way to Shizuru and pummels him with a series of forearms before Trent charges in for a sneak attack, only for Mac to duck – thanks to a heads-up from Beverly – giving Shizuru the brunt of Trent’s running elbow. Mac disposes of Trent and hoists Shizuru high for a Flash Drive … But the knee buckles just enough to allow an escape. With Beverly begging for a tag, Mac obliges. Beverly grabs Shizuru and whips him into a neutral corner. A running charge meets turnbuckle as Shizuru schoolboys her and gets tights-assisted 3 from Barros.
WINNERS (pinfall, 12:17), Shizuru and Trent Powers.

Mac, who was a step too slow, meets a visibly frustrated Beverly after the pinfall. Mac offers his apologies, though Beverly is gesturing that the loss was on her.

Russ: “Did we just see a case if ring rust cost Beverly a loss in her first match back?”
Razz: “One misstep is all it takes in OOWF.”

A disconsolate Beverly slides out of the ring as Mac tries to comfort her, although she’s politely not having any of it.

ALEXANDER DARLING vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS

Sebastian gets the win when he rolls his shoulders at the last second in a double pin. Match TBEIL

ZED & ALEXIS DARLING vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS

Despite their lack of history as a team, Alexis and Zed start out fast. Double drop kick to Matt knocks him out of the ring and a double superkick to Stan knocks the big man down in the center of the ring. Zed and Alexis use quick tags and their speed advantage to double team Stan. Double back elbow is followed by a double suplex which Zed follows up by floating over for a 2 count. Zed makes a tag and holds Stan as Alexis comes off the top with a double ax handle. Alexis follows up with a standing moonsault for 2. More double teams follow and then Alexis heads up top and misses a top rope leg drop. Stan rolls out of the way and makes the tag to Matt.

Matt cuts off Alexis's tag attempt and rides her down to the mat and nails several hard forearms to the back of her head. Powerful snap suplex is followed by a beautiful Arn Anderson esque spinebuster. Belly to back suplex gets a 2 count. Matt makes a tag to Stan and shoots Alexis off the ropes. Matt takes her down with a drop toe hold as Stan hits a big elbow to her back. Stan quickly makes a tag back to Matt and then puts Alexis in a side back breaker as Matt comes off the second rope with an elbow. Matt covers for 2. Matt and Stan show why they're one of the best tag teams in this industry, cutting the ring in half and using quick tags in and out to double team Alexis. Matt goes for the Folzmission but Alexis stuns him with a jawbreaker before he can get it applied. Matt rolls to his corner and makes the tag to Stan. Stan rushes to cut off Alexis but is too late as she reaches and makes the tag to Zed.

Zed comes in like a house on fire, staggering Stan with several hard forearm shots. Matt comes over to help his partner but Zed nails him with a lariat that turns him inside out. Zed locks in the ZZZZ on Stan as the crowd cheers. But Matt comes in to break it up. Alexis comes in to protest this and as the referee is escorting her out of the ring, Matt nails Zed with a low blow. Matt slides out of the ring, Stan hits the Backcut slam and covers. 1...2...3.
WINNERS (Pinfall, 12:36) The Saints of Sinners (Matt Folz and Stan Fulton)

FIREWOMAN & STANK vs. JACK BULLET & MAMA JUANA

Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.

ME: Our main event for the evening is a mixed tag match. Introducing first, representing the Saints of Sinners, at a combined weight of 470 pounds, Stank and Firewoman.

Russ: This is Stank’s first match back after an ankle injury and it was actually almost up until the show started tonight before he was officially cleared to compete, from what I was told.

Razz: He can let Firewoman do all the heavy lifting. She beat Jack Bullet last week because of his ‘noble’ ways of not striking a woman. What did that get him? A big L.

ME: And their opponents, featuring the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, at a combined weight of 345 pounds, Jack Bullet and Mama Juana.

Razz: Stank almost outweighs these two put together.

Russ: This is Mama Juana’s in ring debut, but I’m told she doesn’t come into the ring inexperienced.

Razz: Who is telling you all this stuff.

Russ: The same people who never tell you anything. But, I’ll tell the viewers at home one thing, this bout could crown who is the first couple of the OOWF.

Razz: I’m not going to lie, of everyone in this match, Firewoman is the one who would care the most about that moniker.

Referee Davis Hightower calls for the bell. Mama Juana asks Bullet to start first and points at Firewoman. Who kind of guffaws and agrees to start.

Russ: These two women are pretty equal sized wise. Although, we can assume Firewoman has the experience advantage.

The two lockup. Juana gets behind Fire with a waistlock and throws her back for a victory roll and a flash two count. They come out of it and Juana immediately scores an arm drag and works the arm on the mat. Fire powers up and slings Mama out of the arm bar into the ropes. Fire sets up for a backdrop, but Juana gets a sunset flip for another quick two count. They come up and Fire nods her head in mild respect.

Razz: Okay, so Mama Juana can wrestle a little, but I want to see what all these fans want to see. Some fisticuffs.

Fire reaches over and tags Stank. Bullet reaches out for the tag, but Juana ignores him.

Razz: Yeah, now I really want to see some fists flying.

Mama Juana raises her hands for a test of strength. Stank gives a look of ‘you can’t be serious.’ As he approaches, Juana fires out a kick to the bad knee. Stank winces. She kicks it again and it buckles. Juana grabs Stank by the head for a DDT, but he blocks, stands, and throws her into the near corner. He charges, but slow enough for Juana to flip over the corner to the outside apron. Stank posts himself. Juana slingshots back in with a head scissors and takes Stank to the mat. She springboards off the second rope for an elbow drop. Juana tags Jack.

Bullet comes off the top rope with a leg drop to the bad knee. He then goes into a knee bar on the mat. Firewoman comes in and kicks Bullet to break. Hightower moves her out of the ring. Stank gets up with a limp. He sends a clubbing blow down across Bullet’s Back. He then pitches the champ into his corner and follows with a running knee lift. He lays in a couple more knee lifts, then tags Firewoman.

Fire climbs the post from outside and sits on Jack’s shoulders for a hurricanrana. It gets two. Fire repositions and wraps her legs around Bullet’s head in a leg vice.

Russ: Stank’s bad knee might be well known here, but we can’t forget that Bullet is still recovering from the neck injury that sidelined him about two weeks suffered at the hands of Nick Fleming.

Bullet manages to roll Fire into the ropes for the break. She reluctantly gives it. Jack is near his corner and tags in Juana. She springs into the ring and backs Fire into the corner with rights and lefts. Juana goes to whip Fire out of the corner, but she reverses, and Mama takes the turnbuckles heard into the back. Fire comes in with a springboard back elbow. Stank lifts his foot out and whistles to Fire. Fire tries to whip Juana into the big outstretches boot, but she reverses and Fire takes it. The crowd ‘oohs’ as Fire goes down. Juana tries to take advantage, but Stank comes down the ring apron and nails Juana with a clothesline, which she sells like Marty Jannetty.

Russ: Both women are down and Referee Davis Hightower has started his double count out.

Razz: I’m impressed with Juana so far, she doesn’t look like a noob, but this is a hell of an initial test for her.

As the two women slowly make it up, Juana puts her shoulder into Fire and takes her on her back with a fireman’s carry. Fire breaks with elbows to the side of the head. Fire drops behind Juana, links arms and hits an Unprettier. She covers for two.

Fire brings Juana up by the head and looks for a bulldog, but Mama blocks and gets a backdrop suplex. She rolls to her corner and tags Bullet.
Bullet comes in as Fire makes her feet. She sticks her chin out and points at it for Bullet to hit her.

Russ: Firewowman is daring the gentleman to hit her, but he’s refusing.

Fire then goes for a punch, but Bullet blocks, links her arm and transitions behind for a backslide for two. Fire rolls out to her feet and catches Jack with a standing dropkick as he rises. She reaches out and tags Stank.

Stank goes for a leg drop on the downed Bullet, but he rolls out of the way. Stank is slow getting up because of the bad leg. Bullet hits a rolling leg trip into a knee bar. Stank tries to reach out and grab Bullet, but he’s too far away. Stank pulls himself across the mat to the ropes and reaches them to break. Stank pulls himself up very slowly. Soon as he lets go, Bullet goes for the leg again, but Stank picks up the champion by the shoulders and rag dolls him across the ring.

Stank lurches over to Jack, who kicks him in the knee. Stank goes down to one knee. Jack uses the extended leg for a step up and hits Stank in the head with an enzuigiri. He covers for two. Bullet pulls Stank up and goes for a whip into the ropes, but he reverses.

Bullet ducks a lumbering clothesline from the spent Stank. Jack comes off the ropes and goes low for a diving knee clip. Stank slams to the mat in pain. Bullet comes up holding the leg and swiftly twists into a figure four leglock.

Russ: Here comes Firewoman to break up the hold…No!

As Fire enters the ring, Mama Juana flies in out of nowhere to tackle her. The two spill through the ropes to the floor. They lay on the outside ring mats a ball of fists and feet going at each other. Stank can’t reach the ropes and he’s in too much pain to turn the move over, despite his size advantage. After a few moments of shaking his head no to the referee, he finally lays back and slaps the mat to tap out. Bullet immediately releases the figure four.

ME: Here are your winners at 17:42, Mama Juana and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

Razz: No shame in Stank’s game. If he stayed in that figure four for any amount of time, he’d be on the shelf again with that bad knee.

Russ: The knee was the focal point from the start for Bullet and Juana and the strategy paid off.

Bullet shakes Hightower off from raising his hand and rolls to the floor. He pulls Juana off of Firewoman. Juana struggles against him to get at her. Fire comes up and fires a right hand past Juana and catches, Bullet in the face. He lets Juana go, who cracks Fire in the nose with a forearm. She gets a facelock and sends Firewoman over and onto the metal ring steps with an overhead, release belly to belly suplex. Firewoman arches her back in pain. Juana wants to fight more, but Jack starts dragging her up the aisle, while holding his face, as we FADE.

Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF New Year’s Evil 12, December 31st, LIVE! from Makaklio City, Hawaii! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! December 19th Live! From Hobart, Tasmania

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#891)
Live! From Colombo, Sri Lanka
December 5, 2018

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS

The Saints try to attack to start the match, but BFE and Bridget turn the tables and send the Saints outside the ring. While the Saints try to regroup outside the ring, BFE and Bridget charge, Bridget and Bill dive between the ropes while Justin launches himself over the top rope. Bill slams into Folz, Justin takes out Stan and Bridget crashes into Stank. BFE and Bridget slip back into the ring and play to the crowd while the Saints angrily get to their feet. Stank slides under the bottom rope and grabs Bridget, spins her around and connects with a shot to the side of the head. Stank whips Bridget to the ropes and on the rebound she connects with a dropkick that catches Stank right on the side of the knee. Stank immediately hits the mat and grabs his knee, then makes a quick tag to Folz before rolling to the floor.

Folz comes in and he and Bridget do some chain wrestling before Folz grabs a handful of hair and slams her down to the mat, then drops a knee on her throat and locks on an arm bar. While this is going on the referee slides out of the ring and checks on Stank, then makes the dreaded X sign. OOWF medical comes to ringside and checks on Stank, after a few moments they help him to his feet and carry him to the back.

Inside the ring, Folz sees this and just starts laying stiff punches in to Bridget. She shoves him away and they get to their feet and Folz SLAMS her between the eyes with a headbutt. Bridget drops to the mat and blood starts pouring from her clearly broken nose. Folz says something to Fulton and Stan drops off the apron and grabs a couple of chairs. He tosses one to Matt, who BRAINS Bill as he comes into the ring. Fulton steps between the ropes and cracks Justin across the face, then Folz brings the chair down on Bridget’s back. The referee has no choice.
WINNERS by disqualification in 8:24 – Banned From Everywhere & Bridget O’Malley

The Saints add a few more chair shots, then toss the chairs aside and sneer at their opponents. The crowd boos the shit out of them, but Folz and Fulton just collect their tag titles and walk to the back.

NICK FLEMING vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK

Moose and Fleming go nose to nose in the middle of the ring. The referee makes an attempt to check Moose for weapons, but he doesn’t get far before Moose glares him away. The bell rings and they slowly circle. As they lock up, Fleming takes Moose to the mat…….and keeps him there. Fleming keeps Moose on the mat and works over whatever he can, arms, legs, knees, back, neck. Moose grabs the ropes several times to force a break, and finally slides out of the ring to the floor and destroys the Chilean announce table just for fun.

Inside the ring, Fleming sits on the ropes and invites Moose back into the ring, Moose responds by throwing a monitor at Fleming’s head. Fleming moves out of the way, then dives off the apron onto Moose and the fight is on again. Moose hammers Fleming with punches and kicks, then pulls him up and tries for a ranhei on the floor, but Fleming elbows Moose on the side of the head, shoves him away and slides back into the ring and once again invites Moose into the ring.

Moose climbs into the ring and we get a flurry of action. Moose gains an advantage, but Fleming quickly regains the momentum. Moose lands a low blow and goes for a package piledriver, but Fleming reverses it to a Turnbuckle bomb! The back of Moose’s head slams against the turnbuckles and he falls to the mat, then out of the ring to the floor. Fleming remains on the mat, as he gets to his feet, Moose is climbing onto the apron and holding his head. Moose reaches for the ropes to pull himself in, but misses and falls to the floor! The referee finishes his ten count and raises Fleming’s hand.
WINNER in 18:33 – Nick Fleming

TRENT POWERS vs. SHIZURU vs. MAC FLASHER – Winner Gets an OOWF Onslaught Championship Match at the PPV

Powers and Flasher meet in the middle of the ring for a handshake, they turn to Shizuru but he turns his back on them and heads to a corner. The bell rings and Powers and Flasher lock up. Shizuru remains in the corner and has a strange look on his face. Powers sends Mac into the corner where Shizuru is and they slam together. Mac staggers backwards and Powers grabs him for a German suplex, but before he can hit is, Shizuru lands a super kick to Mac’s jaw. Powers hits the move and gets a two count, Shizuru breaks it up and pulls Powers to his feet and hits a tazz plex that drops Powers on his head.

Shizuru goes to work on both men and shows he can more than hold his own with a former world champion and an up an comer in the OOWF.

Russ: This is something we’ve not seen from Shizuru
Razz: Who knew this guy could go! Loot at him!

The match continues at a furious pace with all three getting near fall after near fall. The end comes when Mac hits the FLASH DRIVE on Powers and covers, Shizuru breaks it up at two and throws Mac over the top rope and covers Powers himself, but Mac skins the cat and gets back into the ring in time to break it up! Mac pulls Shizuru to his feet and lifts him for a suplex, but Powers hits him with a SPEAR! Powers covers Mac, but Mac kicks out at two. Powers gets to his feet and spins around, Shizuru grabs him and hits the PSYCHO DRIVER! Shizuru covers but Mac pulls him off Powers into the Clemente Bridge suplex for the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 17:49 – Mac Flasher

ALEXANDER DARLING vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS

The lights go out and the blue spotlight his the stage. There Can Be Only One is heard across the OOWF Arena, and As Alexander Darling steps into the spotlight, King of The World plays out, and Darling poses, soaking in the jeers of the crowd as he begins his descent down the ramp. Alex does his posing on the apron and in the ring as the music blares on. The lights cue back on and Glory cues up. The new Onslaught Champion Sebastian Davis strolls down the ramp. He seems to be oblivious to the crowd as he makes his way to ringside. He poses with his title pounding on his chest as the ring announcer makes the introductions.

Darling and Davis circle each other to start. Sebastian dives and Alex’s knees, and Darling sidesteps him easily. Davis pops up and eats a spin kick to the back. Darling rolls him up quickly, and Davis kicks out at one. Alex waits for Sebastian to get to his feet, then locks up with him, snaring a headlock and grinding Davis into the corner. He breaks the hold at 4, and Davis pops him with an elbow shot to the jaw. Alex fires back and things get a little punchy-kicky for a few seconds. Alex ducks a wild swing, and then plants his opponent with a Belly to Back Suplex. He hits the ropes quickly and follows up with an elbow drop. Another quick cover nets a 2 count.

Alex pulls his man up and whips him into the corner. Davis staggers out into a dropkick that sends him right back into the turnbuckles. Alex charges in and lowers his shoulder into Sebastian’s gut, doubling him over and letting Darling snap off a DDT. No attempt to cover the man here, and Darling is immediately trying to lock in the Money Clip. Davis scrambles to the ropes and rolls to the floor, clearing his head while the referee counts all the way up to 8. Sebastian climbs back up on the apron and starts to duck between the ropes, only to be met by a running knee strike. Darling stalks Davis and starts to load him on his shoulders for the Darling Driver. Sebastian slides off behind him and hits the ropes, catching Alex turning around with a huge Spear!

Davis to his feet first and he pulls Darling in for a suplex, turning it into a Slingshot Suplex. He tries to follow up with the Undertow, but Alex is at the ropes and he gets a break. Alex to his feet now and he eats a boot to the face as Sebastian builds some momentum. He chops Darling a couple of times in the chest and scoops him up and plants him in the mat with a powerslam. A cover nets a 2 count, but Alex kicks out decisively. Sebastian flings Alex into the turnbuckles, but Alex reverses it. He runs Davis into the corner face first and hooks his waist… Chaos Theory! Bridge One… Two… No! Davis kicks out just in time and both men are slower to get to their feet now. Davis tries a Single-Underhook Suplex, and Darling turns it into an arm drag. He sends Sebastian across the ring and gets a little separation between the two

Russ: The Onslaught Champ is giving Alex all he can handle out there!
Razz: You could say it the other way, Darling is making the new champion earn his paycheck here!

Alex feigns a lock up mid ring and thumbs Davis in the eye. He blisters his chest with chops, backing him into the ropes. A whip across and Alex nails a leg lariat. Davis is down, and Darling just stomps on him, Ronnie Garvin style. Sebastian crawls to the ropes to pull himself up, but Alex hooks him first and T-Bone Suplexes him across the ring.

Russ: Darling keeping things simple here. no frills, with lots of ground-and-pound.
Razz: It’s a bold strategy against a younger, stronger opponent, Russ. Let’s see if it pays off.

Darling continues to stalk and kick at Sebastian, keeping him from getting to his feet. Darling with another running knee strike here. He drags Davis to the center of the ring and once again tries to wrap his legs up for the Money Clip. Davis kicks him away and finally hits his feet. He levels Darling with a running clothesline. And another. AND ANOTHER! Darling sent into the ropes. Hurricane Slam! Davis covers one… two… No! and Darling saves himself just before three! Davis’s turn to drags his opponent to the middle of the ring and grabs his ankles. Davis tries to twist him into the Padre island Crab, and Darling kicks him away. Darling with a low blow the referee doesn’t see and he hooks Davis, ducks under, turns around and lifts.. Vertebreaker! Davis crashes down on the back of his head! Alex perches above his prey, grabbing his arms and pulling them back behind him, boot on the back of the neck. CURB STOMP! NO! Davis breaks free and Darling’s boot hits the canvas, leaving him off balance for a split second. SPEAR! Davis pulls Darling in and lifts him up .... The bell rings ..... And Sebastian plants his man with the SPRING BREAK PLUNGE!

Official Decision (15:00) Time Limit Draw.

Davis lands the move, but the official is right there to pull him away from Alex. Darling rolls out of the ring on his own power, pointing and mouthing at the official. Neither man looks happy at the decision, which draws the expected ire of the Sri Lankans in attendance.

ALEXIS DARLING vs. ZED

Lexie is out first, she plays to the crowd and lays across the turnbuckles waiting for Zed. Zed and Reverend BRICK~! make their way to the ring, Rev. BRICK~! carries a smoking censer that smells suspiciously like something from Bing Bong’s. Zed steps between the ropes and gets a huge ovation from the crowd, which he is still somewhat taken aback by. BRICK~! calls Zed to the corner and he takes a knee while BRICK~! says a prayer. The prayer ends and the bell rings.

Lexie takes the fight to the intercontinental champion, chasing Zed out of the ring for a breather.

Russ: It seems like Zed might have underestimated Alexis a bit
Razz: Lexie is one of the most underrated wrestlers in the world, she doesn’t get her due
Russ: If she didn’t have Zed’s attention before, I would bet the farm she has it now
Razz: I guarantee it

Zed slides into the ring and he and Lexie go at it again and put on an absolute classic. The crowd is roaring for both and count along with the numerous near falls. We also get tons of THIS IS AWESOME! chants. The end finally comes when Lexie goes for a Phoenix splash, but Zed moves out of the way at the last possible second. Zed grabs her and hits the GTH, covers and gets the three.
WINNER in 37:44 – Zed

Lexie slowly gets to her feet, Zed offers a handshake and she takes it, then raises Zed’s hand before rolling out of the ring and heading to the back to a standing ovation.

FIREWOMAN vs. JACK BULLET

Firewoman rushes Bullet at the bell and peppers him with rights and lefts. Bullet covers up in the corner, then eventually drops down and rolls to the floor. Fire follows, catches Bullet and whips him shoulder first into the outside ring post. She tries to follow with a splash to the back, but Jack moves and Fire smashes her face into the post. Jack rolls back inside and waits on Fire, who almost gets counted out. Bullet catches Fire as she gets into the ring from behind with a rear waistlock. He hits a German Suplex with bridge for a two count. He continues to work the rear waistlock until Fire makes the ropes to breaks. As she comes off, Jack goes low with a heel pick and goes into an anklelock with grapevine. Fire makes the ropes to break again. Jack goes low again to grab the leg and tries a teardrop suplex, but Fire punches him in the face and he drops her. He uses the near ropes as a spring board, collars Jack and hits a bulldog. He hits the ropes again for a springboard moonsault, but Bullet rolls out of the way. From the mat, Fire encourages Bullet to drop an elbow or a knee. He refuses, so Fire kips up, surprises him with a super kick and follows with a code breaker. She covers for two. Back on their feet, Fire goes into the ropes and tries a flying crossbody. Jack catches her and throws her over his head for a barrel roll slam, but she catches Jack around the neck and hangs on into a sleeper. Bullet backs her into the corner to break, but Fire kicks her legs out and vaults out of the corner with a flipping neckbreaker for a two count. Fire goes up top for the Firesault. Bullet gets up and meets her on top. Fire turns to face Bullet and stares right at him. He cocks a fist but won’t throw it. Fire pushes him off, hits a missile dropkick and then returns up to for the Firesault and the three count.
WINNER in 21:37 – Firewoman

Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF New Year’s Evil 12, December 31st, LIVE! from Makaklio City, Hawaii! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! December 12th Live! From Alice Springs, Australia

MidWeek Mayhem: Blood on the Great Wall 2 (#890)
Live! From Tibet, China
December 2, 2018

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. THE DARLINGS – 2/3 FALLS MATCH

The intros are all done and the four participants are in the ring. Lexie is starting things for team Darling while Bill is in for BFE. Collar and elbow tie up, Bill backs Lexie into the corner, the referee calls for a clean break and gets it. Bill backs off, Lexie tries a clothesline out of the corner, but Bill takes her to the mat with a nice arm drag. Lexie spins to her feet faster than Bill and catches him with a shining wizard as he stands up.

Bill is dazed, and Lexie tags in Alex. Alex nails Bill with a forearm to the back of the head, then grabs him around the waist, Lexie pops Bill with a superkick to the jaw and Alex drops him with a bridging German suplex. Alex gets a two count as Justin races into the ring and breaks up the pin with a kick to Darling’s ribs.

Alex pulls Bill to his feet and sends him to the ropes, then connects with a perfect drop kick to the jaw that sends Bill to the apron. Alex grabs Bill and pulls him into the ring hooking his feet on the middle rope, then drops him with a DDT. Alex floats over and covers, but Bill kicks out at two.

Alex pulls Bill to his feet again and tries a whip to the ropes, but Bill reverses it and catches Alex with a thunderous spinebuster on the rebound! Bill doesn’t cover, but does make the tag to Justin. Justin comes in and hits a low leg drop on Alex then covers, but Darling kicks out at two.

Justin gets to his feet and plays to the crowd, he grabs Alex and heads to the corner for Doug Hates Toast, but Alex slips free and shoves Justin toward the corner. Justin climbs the ropes and is about to hit a flipping moonsault on Darling when Alex drop kicks the top rope! Justin falls on the top turnbuckle,crotching himself, then falling into a tree of woe!

Alex tags in Lexie and she climbs to the top rope while Alex grabs Justin’s arms and stretches him out parallel to the mat, Lexie leaps and hits a warrior stomp to Justin driving him into the mat! Lexie covers and Alex keeps Bill at bay, and they get a three count.
WINNERS of fall 1 in 12:44 – The Darlings – The Darlings lead 1-0

Lexie pulls Justin to his feet, hooks him and lifts him for a slingshot suplex, then drives him down with a jackhammer! Lexie covers Justin, but Bill comes in and breaks it up at two. Lexie keeps Justin on the mat in the Darling corner and she and Alex take turns stretching Justin, using quick tags to try and wear him out and get a submission.

Alex comes in and pulls Justin to his feet and rocks him with a European uppercut, then hits the ropes and lands a sick kick to the face. Alex grabs Justin’s legs and traps him in a sharpshooter right in the middle of the ring. Justin slams the mat in pain but refuses to give up. On the apron Bill is stomping and clapping and the crowd responds and starts cheering for Justin. Justin manages to grab Alex’s leg and slowly fights out of the sharpshooter, dropping Alex to the mat and trapping him in a sharpshooter of his own! Alex howls in pain, but is able to make it to the ropes to force the break.

Justin pulls himself to his feet on the ropes and Alex gets to his feet and stands between Justin and Bill. Justin charges at Alex and slides between his legs and makes the hot tag to Bill!

Bill comes in and drops Alex to the mat with a bionic elbow. Alex pops to his feet and Bill scoops him up and slams him then bounds off the ropes and drops an elbow across his chest and covers, but Darling kicks out at two.

Bill pulls Alex up and whips him into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline then grabs him for a bulldog and drives him down in the middle of the ring. Bill is feeling it now! He heads to the corner and climbs to the top rope and goes for the Freebird, a flying head butt, but Alex moves out of the way at the last second and Bill gets nothing but canvas!

Alex makes the quick tag to Lexie and they wait for Bill to stand and pop him with a double superkick to the face! Bill stands for a moment, then slowly falls to the mat. Lexie covers Bill, but Bill manages to roll his shoulder at two. Lexie pulls him to his feet and hits a back drop driver and covers again, but this time Justin comes in and breaks it up with a kick.

As the referee gets Justin out of the ring, Lexie pulls Bill to his feet and whips him to the ropes, but she lowers her head a moment too soon, Bill drops an elbow across the back of her head, then grabs her and hits a piledriver! Bill pulls Lexie up and whips her into the BFE corner, she slams chest first into the corner and staggers backward, Bill tags in Justin and Justin springs into the ring and takes Lexie down with a clothesline. Justin pulls Lexie up and drives her to the mat with a falcon arrow, then heads to the corner, Bill comes in and they hit the rocket launcher! Justin covers Lexie, one…..two…….THREE!
WINNERS of the second fall, in 33:24 – Banned From Everywhere – tied at 1

Justin tags Bill in and Bill comes in and pounces on a stunned Lexie and traps her in the Cuyler clutch! Lexie is in agony, and now it is the crowds turn to cheer her on. Lexie finally makes it to the ropes and forces the break.

Bill waits for Lexie to get to her feet, then hits a HARD clothesline from hell! He pulls her up quickly and drives her to the mat with an Alabama slam, then covers her again, but Alex breaks it up at two. Bill whips Lexie into the BFE corner and follows her in with a back elbow, then hammers her with elbows to the top of the head until she falls to the mat.. Bill tags Justin in and Justin slips between the ropes and heads to the adjacent corner and races down the ropes and catches Lexie with a boot to the face. Justin drags Lexie out of the corner and covers, but Lexie somehow kicks out at two

Justin whips Lexie into the corner and lifts her onto the top turnbuckle. Justin climbs to the top and goes for a hurracarana, but Lexie holds onto the top rope and Justin falls to the mat. Lexie stands up and hits a macho man elbow from the top, but can’t cover. Both Justin and Lexie remain down on the mat and the referee starts the ten count.

As the count gets to eight, both Lexie and Justin fight to their feet and face one another, then both fall backward and make the tag to their partners, and the crowd goes crazy!

Alex and Bill come in and brawl around the ring for a bit. Bill gives Alex the ten shot to the turnbuckle, Alex staggers out of the corner and takes a few swings at nothing in particular, then falls face first to the mat! Bill falls on Alex and covers, but Darling kicks out at two.

Bill pulls Alex to his feet and sets him up for a piledriver, but Alex back drops Bill then makes the tag to Lexie. As Bill gets to his feet, Alex grabs him from behind and hits the Darling driver! Bill barely hits the mat when Lexie lands the Phoenix Splash! Lexie covers and Alex cuts off Justin, one, two, three!
WINNERS in 49:21 – The Darlings, the Darlings win 2 falls to 1

Lexie and Alex shake hands with BFE and the crowd pops big for that. Alex stops on his way out of the ring and looks at the camera and smirks “four weeks Jackie.”

MAC FLASHER vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS vs. TRENT POWERS – OOWF Onslaught Championship Triple Threat Match

Everyone is announced and meets in the middle of the ring, Flasher and Powers exchange the handshake of mutual respect, then turn to Davis, who just rolls his eyes and heads to his corner.

Russ: This is a one fall match, whoever scores the pin fall or submission wins or retains the title.
Razz: Kind of puts the champ at a bit of a disadvantage here

The bell rings and Davis charges out of his corner and grabs Flasher and throws him over the top rope to the floor, then rolls Powers up from behind for a one count. Powers quickly spins to his feet and slaps the taste out of Davis’ mouth, then the two of them start throwing forearms. Flasher gets into the ring and hits a drop kick to the back of Davis’ head that sends him crashing into Powers. Davis powers out and Flasher grabs a stunned Powers and sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a back drop, then catches him with a fisherman’s suplex, bridges and only gets a two count when Davis dives back into the ring.

Russ: The pace of this match is just incredible!
Razz: You gotta keep it fast in matches like this, you gotta try to get the three before that other guy can break it up, it only takes three seconds for the other guy to lose too
Russ: Time is also a factor in this, as you know, onslaught championship matches are only fifteen minutes in length
Razz: It’s hard enough to win a match in the OOWF, let alone in under fifteen minutes
Russ: That’s why the onslaught division is regarded as some of the best wrestling in the world, night in and night out
Vince McMahon: <in Russ’ ear piece> MAKE SURE YOU PUSH THE MAIN EVENT! MENTION THE XFL!
Russ: What?
Razz: What what Russ?
Russ: Nothing, some crazy guy is yelling about the XFL in my earpiece
Razz: ………………so uh, Russ……..did you visit Bing Bong’s before the show?

Back in the ring Powers and Davis are beating the snot out of Mac. They have him tied up in the corner and are taking turns chopping the shit out of him. Powers charges in and KILLS Mac with a knee to the face. Flasher slumps in the corner and Davis grabs Powers from behind and hits a bridging German suplex, Powers just barely gets out at two.

The action continues at a frantic pace. The end comes when everyone is scrambling to get the pin, Flasher hits Powers with the FLASH DRIVE! He goes for the pin, but Davis grabs him and runs him shoulder first into the ring post! Davis grabs Powers and hits the CATTLE DRIVER! Davis covers one, two, THREE! Flasher was just a second too late!
WINNER in 14:51 and NEW OOWF Onslaught champion – Sebastian Davis

Davis rolls out of the ring and grabs the Onslaught championship from the table and walks to the back.

NICK FLEMING vs. JACK BULLET – OOWF World Heavyweight Title 60 Minute Iron Man Match

Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.

































ME: Jack Bullet scores a pinfall at 20:12 and leads this iron man match by 1-0.
























































Bullet races to the top rope. Fleming gets up and falls into the ropes, so Jack crotches himself. Nick gets under Jack as he sits on the top turnbuckle to throw him off. However, Bullet flips off the top turnbuckle to the mat while holding Fleming’s head for a neckbreaker. He floats over and hooks the leg for one…two…three.




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SADISTIC GAMES 2

Russ: Here we go folks, we've reached Sadistic Games 2. What's your take on this match partner?

Razz: I think the key individual on the Saints side is Stank. He has extensive experience in War Games matches and remember that in the first Sadistic Games match he eliminated 3 members of Royalty by himself. If his knee is 100 percent, he could be a huge factor in this match. As far as Team Ecosystem, I think the biggest question mark is Mai Muyo. Not because of her talent, but like Matt Folz has said, this really isn't her type of environment. Can she force herself to go to the dark place she'll have to go to win a match like this?

Russ: Well said partner. Folks, if you have any young kids watching us right now, now would be the time to put them to bed early. This is going to get ugly and it's going to get ugly fast. As we watch the cage come down and start to surround these two rings, let's head down to Mike Elevenbee to explain the rules and give us the formal introductions.

Mike Elevenbee: Ladies and Gentlemen, these are the official rules of Sadistic Games:

One individual from each team will start out in the ring against one another for a 5 minute period.

At the end of that 5 minutes, the head referee will flip a coin. The winning team gets to send in a second individual for 2 minutes.

The two teams will then alternate sending individuals into the ring.

An individual can be eliminated at any point during the match, but to eliminate someone you must make them bleed first.

Submission or referee stoppage only.

The first team to eliminate all 5 members of the other team wins.

And now introducing the participants:



From Atlanta Georgia and weighing in at 334 pounds, Stank. From Duluth Minnesota, one half of the OOWF World Tag Team Champions and weighing 367 pounds Stan Fulton. From Green Bay Wisconsin, the other half of the OOWF World Tag Team Champions and weighing in at 225 pounds Matt Folz. From Detroit Michigan, weighing 230 pounds Moosehead Jack. And from New Orleans Lousiana, weighing 135 pounds Firewoman. Ladies and Gentlemen these are the Saints of Sinners! And now their opponents:



From Pittsburgh Pennslyvania, weighing 145 pounds Bridget O'Malley. From Tokyo Japan, weighing 165 pounds Shizuru. From Charlotte North Carolina, weighing 195 pounds Zed. From Nayoga Japan, weighing 180 pounds Mai Muyo. And the team captain, from Nayoga Japan and weighing 245 pounds Ecosystem.

The two teams discuss strategy and Zed heads into the ring to start for Team Eco and Moose carries Happy Death Bat into the ring to start for the Saints. Zed wisely waits for Moose to charge him, ducks a wild swing from HDB and nails Moose with a right hand to the gut that causes him to drop the bat. Zed with an Irish Whip and it looks like Moose hit the corner a little awkwardly as he comes out holding his back. Zed immediately takes advantage of this with a side backbreaker and repeated elbows to the back. Zed with a big powerslam and then he heads up and nails a frog splash to Moose's back. Zed drives Moose hard into the corner again and nails him with hard chops before hitting a snap suplex. Zed goes to pick Moose up again but Moose with a rake of the eyes and then a low blow before hitting a DDT. Moose with a Chimera plex and a Buisaku Knee before he reaches into his boot and pulls out a scalpel. Zed is able to prevent Moose from sticking it in his eye, but Moose still does manage to cut Zed's face with it.

Zed is bleeding

Moose grabs Zed and nails several right hands above his eye and then nails him with a short clothesline. Moose shoots Zed off the ropes and nails a spinebuster and then quickly picks him up and slams his face into the cage. The Saints win the toss and Stan Fulton immediately enters the ring.

Russ: This doesn't look good for Zed. He has to manage to hang on for 2 minutes otherwise Team Eco is going to be at a serious disadvantage.

Stan hits a big European Uppercut to Zed before scooping him up and hitting a huge running powerslam. Stan whips Zed into the corner and hits an avalanche. Moose and Stan hit Zed with a double suplex and then repeatedly stomp on him. Moose tries for a Dragon Sleeper but Zed manages to escape from it and hit Moose with a belly to back suplex. The numbers game comes into play as Stan quickly nails him from behind. Stan heads up top and leaps off with The Crusher, but Zed moves out of the way. Stan crashes down hard to the mat as the two minute period ends and Shizuru eagerly enters the ring.

Shizuru helps Zed to his feet and whispers some strategy to him. Zed nods and they wait for Stan to make it to his feet and nail him with a Double Dreammaker. Stan is OUT as Zed and Shizuru now turn their attention to Moose. Shizuru sends Moose off the ropes and nails him with a beautiful spinning heel kick that breaks his nose.

Moosehead Jack is now bleeding

Zed holds Moose up for Shizuru, who nails him with kicks everywhere he can. Shizuru with a superkick and then he rolls Moose into a Boston Crab. Moose is in pain as Shizuru cranks up the pressure and Zed adds to it with repeated kicks to the ribs. Stan's in no position to help out as Moose struggles and eventually taps.

Moosehead Jack has been eliminated. Team Ecosystem leads 5 wrestlers to 4.

Moose is ENRAGED as security quickly gets him out of the cage and start escorting him to the back. The crowd mockingly waves goodbye to Moose as Shizuru has an ear to ear grin on his face.

Russ: What a moment for that young man. How good that must feel for him after all the Saints put him through.

Shizuru celebrates a little too much though getting up on the ropes and playing to the crowd and not noticing Matt Folz entering the cage. Stan gets to his feet and wipes Zed out with a clothesline as Matt grabs Shizuru and takes him down with an Electric Chair Drop. Matt picks Shizuru up by the hair and repeatedly propels him face first into the cage opening up a big cut.

Shizuru is now bleeding

Stan throws Zed over the ropes into the other ring to keep him occupied as Matt locks the Folzmission on Shizuru. Shizuru quickly taps.

Shizuru has been eliminated. We're now even at 4 wrestlers apiece.

Matt heads to the other ring and high fives his partner before they start to double team Zed. Stan with a side backbreaker and holds Zed there as Matt comes off the second rope with an elbow. Matt and Stan with a double clothesline on Zed before the buzzer goes off and Bridget O'Malley enters the cage.

Russ: This could be interesting to watch. This is going to be a World Tag Team Championship match pretty soon.

Razz: I don't think any of these four individuals is thinking about that right now.[/b]

Bridget leaps over both sets of ropes and nails a plancha on both Stan and Matt. Bridget with a spinning back elbow on Matt before she drops him throat first across the ropes with a Stun Gun. Zed and Bridget then start to take Stan apart like a well oiled machine, focusing on the big man's knee. Zed picks up the long discarded Happy Death Bat and slams it hard into Stan's knee before using it to rake the barbed wire across Stan's face.

Stan Fulton is now bleeding.

Bridget nails Matt with a Yinzerbomb as Zed applies a half crab to Stan. It looks like Stan's about to tap when Stank enters the ring and breaks it up with a big boot to Zed's face. He then moves to the other ring and turns Bridget inside out with a lariat. Stank picks up Bridget in a military press and slams her back into the top of the cage five times before getting a running start and lawn darting her face first into the side of the cage.

Bridget O'Malley is now bleeding.

In the other ring, Stan limps up to his feet and puts Zed into a crossface. Zed struggles but with Bridget unable to help him, he has no choice but to tap.

Zed has been eliminated. The Saints lead 4-3.

It looks really bad for Bridget now as she's outnumbered 3 to one. But before the Saints can do any damage, the period ends and Ecosystem enters the cage with a chain wrapped around his fist. He leaps over the ropes and nails Matt with a flying chain aided right hand.

Matt Folz is now bleeding.

Stank picks up Happy Death Bat and takes a wild swing, but Eco ducks and nails Stank with a low blow with the chain. Bridget picks up the bat and nails Stan with a shot to the face. Stan's down, Matt's down and Stank is understandably doubled over in pain. Eco with a fist drop to Matt's face before he repeatedly drives the chain into Stan's knee. At the same time, Bridget is slamming HDB into Stank's injured leg. Eco places Stan into a Texas Cloverleaf. Stan grunts in pain but has no escape.

Stan Fulton has been eliminated. We're even at 3 wrestlers apiece.

Bridget hits Stank with HDB directly in the face.

Stank is now bleeding.

Eco and Bridget then drag Stank over to the corner and slam his knee into the post. Eco slides out of the ring and places Stank in a ringpost figure four. Matt staggers over to try and break it up but Bridget cuts him off.

Stank has been eliminated. Team Eco leads 3-2

Russ: I don't think I've ever seen Ecosystem so dominant. He just eliminated Stan Fulton and Stank in less than 2 minutes.

The party doesn't last long though as Firewoman is the last wrestler in for the Saints and she of course jumps Eco from behind. As Bridget and Matt brawl in the ring, Fire picks Eco up and slams his head into the post 3 times opening up a cut.

Ecosystem is now bleeding.

Fire rolls Eco into the ring and then picks up his chain and proceeds to start literally strangling him with it. Bridget comes over and breaks that up, but Matt's right behind her and pulls her into an Angle Slam. Matt then applies the Folzmission.

Bridget O'Malley is eliminated. We're now even at 2 apiece.

Fire tells Matt to back off as she shoves Eco into the corner and tees off on him with chops that sound like gun shots. Eco reverses and starts hammering Fire with hard forearms, one of which opens up a cut above Fire's eye.

Firewoman is now bleeding.

Matt comes over to help but Eco kicks his leg back and hits Matt with a low blow. Eco hits Fire with the ENF. Both Saints are down as the buzzer goes off and Mai Muyo is the last competitor in the ring. She gives Eco a high five....then pulls him into an overhead belly to belly suplex!

Russ: What in the HELL?!

Mai walks over and helps Matt to his feet as she has a huge smile on her face. Matt looks confused as Mai gives him a huge hug. Mai points at her brother and whispers instructions to Matt. The two show off their old MJM Inc chemistry as Matt places Eco on his shoulders and Mai comes off the top rope with a bulldog. Fire gets to her feet and starts to go after Mai before Matt plays peacemaker between them and explains what's going on. The trio start stomping on Eco before Mai grabs a spare piece of barbed wire and intentionally cuts herself.

Mai Muyo is now bleeding.

Mai picks her brother up by the hair and slaps him hard in the face before shaking Matt's hand and tapping out.

Mai Muyo has been eliminated. The Saints lead 2-1.

Mai flips off her brother before leaving the ring, the fans throwing things at her as she makes her way to the back. Matt with a spinebuster and Fire goes up top. She leaps for the Best Firesault Ever but Eco rolls out of the way and Fire crashes down hard. Matt tries an Angle Slam but Eco slips off his shoulders and takes him down with his own ankle lock. Matt makes it to the ropes but it's no disqualification (and there's no referee to cause a break anyway). Matt tries to roll out of it but cannot.

Matt Folz has been eliminated. Next elimination wins

Eco hits Fire with a short clothesline and an elbow drop. He goes for a Dragon Sleeper but Fire escapes before he can get the move applied. Fire propels him into the cage then slides out of the ring and grabs a chair from underneath the ring. She beats the shit out of Eco with repeated shots to the face and ribs before hitting a Codebreaker onto the chair. Fire then puts the chair around Eco's neck.

Razz: I don't like the looks of this.

Fire heads to the top rope and leaps off with a Motherfucking Curb Stomp. We hear a sickening crunch as she Pilmanizes Eco's neck. She glares at Eco and then heads back up top.

Russ: Enough is enough, you don't have to do this again.

Fire glares down at Eco and leaps off again, another Curbstomp. The referee has seen enough and immediately calls for the bell.

Ecosystem has been eliminated. Your winners (37:32) The Saints of Sinners.

Fire shows absolutely not one trace of remorse as officials get her out of the cage. Medical personnel comes racing out from the back as Eco has shown no trace of movement at all. An eerie hush falls over the crowd as doctors slowly get Ecosystem on a stretcher.

Russ (a bit shaken): I-I knew this could get out of hand but this is more than I expected.

Razz: He's shown no movement at all.

Russ: None. Folks we'll try to give you information on his condition when we get word but it doesn't look good.[/quote]

Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF New Year’s Evil 12, December 31st, LIVE! from Makaklio City, Hawaii! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! December 5th live! From Colombo, Sri Lanka

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#889)
Live! From Ulaanbataar, Mongolia
November 21, 2018

NICK FLEMING vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS

For two men who are returning to OOWF only a short time ago, the animosity between these two has escalated quickly. Nick Fleming comes down with his no-frills entrance, and while he generally keeps a calm exterior, you can just barely tell that he's very annoyed by his opponent's words from the past week. "Glory" fires up, and Sebastian Davis makes his entrance, doing that thing where you act like you're going to high-five and then pulling your hand back. It takes a few times before none of the fans are falling for it. He laughs, pleased with himself, before getting into the ring and trash talking Fleming some more. Fleming doesn't show any reaction... until the bell rings. Then Fleming lays into Davis with a fury and basically pummels him around the ring. If this were a four quarter match, he'd have won as he manages to beat Davis into every corner in quick succession. Davis gets a break and drops down out of the ring to compose himself. Fleming glowers down at him, stepping between the ropes to stand on the outside apron. David grabs his foot and yanks, and Fleming falls hard on his back on the apron. David throws him off onto the floor and begins to put the boots to him. He gets him good and incapacitated and rolls back into the ring and poses triumphantly. Fleming slowly gets to his feet, and Davis is too busy celebrating so he doesn't seem him. Fleming rolls back in and crouches...waiting....for Davis to turn around RIGHT into a SPEAR~! SPEAR ~! SPEAR~! He rolls him up but Davis kicks out at about one-and-a-half. David leaps to his feet and goes after Fleming, this time being the aggressor. He wipes up the ring with him, and then hits a slingshot suplex with a bridge for a two-count. Back on their feet and more brawling. It goes back and forth like this for several minutes. Each man rushes to either side for the ropes and the collide BIG time in the middle. They stagger around and Davis recovers just a hair sooner. He lifts Fleming up into for a SPRING BREAK PLUNGE~! but while he is delaying the vertical suplex for the photo op...the referee calls for the bell!
WINNER – 20 minute draw

THE DARLINGS vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE

Before the match starts, we get handshakes all around. I guess the Darlings are going all in with this face turn bit. The bell rings and we get a standard match to start, with Lexie and Justin trading moves quickly. Lexie catches Justin with a kick to the head, then rolls him up for a two count. Justin escapes and ducks a clothesline from Lexie and hits a bridging Northern Lights suplex for a two count of his own. The two spin to their feet and the crowd gives them a standing ovation.

The match ends with some controversy. Lexie and Bill are legal, but the match breaks down and Justin and Alex get into the fray. The end comes when Alex catches Bill with the DARLING DRIVER and Justin hits Lexie with DOUG HATES TOAST! They both cover……one…….two……THREE!

Both teams celebrate their win, and confusion quickly reigns. The fans are confused, as are the wrestlers. The referee talks with the time keeper and they look at the replay. We finally get a decision.

Due to a double pin, the match will be restar……….

GM the Danny’s music plays and Vic Denero comes out to the top of the ramp

Ladies and Gentlemen I apologize for the end of that match, the OOWF has the best referees in the world, but this one got it wrong. Unfortunately we cannot restart the match <crowd boos> but what I am going to do is schedule a match between these two teams for Sunday, and it will be a two out of three falls match <crowd cheers, then remembers that they didn’t get an end to their match, and they boo again>

Vic doesn’t look all too happy about the decision, but he shrugs and heads to the back. In the ring, the Darlings and BFE shrug their shoulders and shake hands one again. The crowd cheers this act of sportsmanship, so, at least it’s not all bad for them.

CLAN QUINN vs. ZED & BRIDGET O’MALLEY

The Quinns storm the ring and the fight is immediately on! Moose attacks Zed while Fire goes after Bridget. The four tumble out of the ring and fight around ringside. Initially Moose and Fire get the better of the fight, but Zed and Bridget – urged on by Reverend BRICK~! get the upper hand. Bridget slams Fire through the Sudanese announce table, then helps Zed with Moose. They get Moose on the Portuguese announce table, and Zed climbs to the top rope, but before he can leap, Folz and Fulton are out! Folz slides into the ring and grabs Zed from the top rope and hits an OLYMPIC SLAM from the top rope! Outside the ring, Fulton DECIMATES Bridget with a clothesline.

The Saints throw Bridget into the ring and the four put the boots to them. The crowd pops as Mai and Eco hit the ring and even the odds. The referee is desperate to regain control of this match and finally has no choice but to throw it out!
WINNER – No Contest

That doesn’t stop the brawling though. At one point, Moose and Fire grab Zed and Bridget and they fight around the ring. The referee quickly tries to start the match between the Saints and Muyos…….

THE MUYOS vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS

…….but it doesn’t go on for long before the four of them are outside the ring fighting as well. Matt gets Mai in the ring and the two of them tear into one another. Mai escapes an Olympic slam attempt from Matt, but as she turns to head to the ropes, she runs into a massive CLEAR CUT from Fulton! Stan hits the ropes and drops the DROP LINE on Mai, but before he can cover, Zed slides into the ring and kicks him in the face!

On the outside Moose and Fire are beating the snot out of Juni. Fire pulls some handcuffs from her boot and they cuff Eco to the ring post. Moose gets some barbed wire from under the ring and he and Fire take turns whipping Eco across the back. Bridget makes the save, but the damage has been done! Zed and Fulton are fighting inside the ring, Zed tries a bulldog on Fulton, but Stan catches him and launches him over the top rope, and Zed crashes through the Lebanese announce table.

Officials rush to the ring to try and free Eco, but Fire steals the bolt cutters from him and slams them into Mai’s ribs. Officials, backstage officials and Mongolian police flood the arena and try to restore order. Shizuru tries to join the fray but he is stopped at the top of the ramp by the sea of humanity. Stank comes out from the back and breaks one of his crutches across Shizuru’s back! Shizuru crumbles to the floor and Stank puts the boots to him.

It is clear that we are now going to get our third straight non-finish and you would think the crowd would be upset by this, but they are ROARING for the violence!

The Mongolian police move in on Fire and Moose and Lucky races to ringside to plead for them NOT to attack the police. Mai and Matt are once again tangled up in the wreckage of a table while Fulton fights off Zed and Bridget. Eco is still trapped and Fire breaks free, grabs a chair and is about to squash his head like a grape when a Mongolian officer grabs her from behind.

Bad move.

Fire spins and grabs the officer while Moose breaks free and shoves several officers out of the way. Lucky is frantically trying to get Moose and Fire out of there before they end up in a Mongolian prison. He appeals to Stan and Matt and the Saints quickly break free and drag the Quinns away, heading up the ramp to where Stank is standing over a prone Shizuru. We hear Lucky yell at Stank

L: Get them the fuck out of here!
S: Where? To the back?
L: No, out of the damn country! NOW!

Stank and the rest of the Saints get Moose and Fire to the back while the near riot at ringside finally begins to calm down. The fans start to litter the ring with debris. Finally GM the Danny and Vic come out and Vic gets on the mic:

Ladies and Gentlemen, I know this has not been an ideal evening of OOWF wrestling, but we are going to make that up to you in two ways. One, our next match is for the Onslaught Championship…….and I think you will like this one <crowd cheers, but is clearly not happy> and the second…….the OOWF has just signed an agreement to come BACK to Mongolia next year! <the crowd erupts>

Danny and Vic wave to the crowd, which now seems to be placated, and head to the back.

TRENT POWERS vs. MAC FLASHER vs. SHIZURU – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

As Davis Hightower calls for the bell, Shizuru heads for higher ground – or the top turnbuckle of his corner – while Trent Powers and Mac Flasher give chase. While both challengers are in pursuit, Hightower makes a gesture to the announce table.

Shizuru has used his first rope break.

Shizuru dismounts from the turnbuckle and begins arguing with Hightower, not aware that Mac is set to launch him with an overhead belly-to-back suplex throw. Mac tries to maintain the offensive, but is met by a hard, but open, right hand from Trent. As the two battle over a dazed Shizuru, Hightower keeps his eye on the hands being thrown, seeing no need for a warning, but still monitoring the situation close.

That vigilance gives Shizuru a chance to roll up Trent for 2, with a handful of tights … Well in the view of Hightower, who gestures to the announce table.

Shizuru has been issued his first warning.

Shizuru, now apoplectic, gets in Hightower’s face and begins jabbing a stiff index finger on the OOWF logo of Hightower’s official’s shirt. The senior official doesn’t take too kindly and shoves the hand away, right into an arm drag from Trent, who clinches on a standing armbar. Mac breaks up the hold with a clothesline as the two challengers battle over who gets to distribute damage to the champion.

Shizuru takes the opportunity to roll outside and catch his air before sneaking back in and hammering Mac from behind, sending him into the corner before unleashing hamstring kicks on Trent to chop him down. A dropkick to the kneeling Trent gets 2. Shizuru keeps his offense going, driving a knee into Mac’s back as he was turned around in the corner. A slingblade gets 2 with Shizuru stomping away at both.

It’s when Shizuru drops beside Mac and delivers a series of fists that Hightower gets involved.

Shizuru has been issued his second warning.

At the end of his rope, Shizuru considers exiting the match with his championship, but is shaken from that thought as Mac and Trent deliver a stereo atomic drop that sends Shizuru into a rope tangle. Trent uses Shizuru’s predicament to unleash a series of kicks and knees to the unblocked areas of the champ’s torso. Hightower steps in and …

Shizuru has used his second rope break.

Russ: “We’re about 5 minutes into this match and the champ has burned all of his rope breaks and warnings.”
Razz: “The odds were already stacked against him. Now, it’s just impossible.”

Shizuru untangles himself, sighs, and stares at Trent and Mac. Mac steps forward and tries to wrestle Shizuru down, getting a kick to the stomach for his troubles. Trent tries to corner Shizuru and gets a Dream Maker that gets a quick 2 with Mac breaking up the count. Shizuru, in a totally defensive mode, grabs Mac by the neck, runs to the nearest corner and connects with an Acid Drop. That gets 2 before Trent breaks up the cover.

Shizuru, with some of the crowd growing to appreciate his fighting spirit, grabs the downed Mac and hops up to put Trent in a headscissors, sending both tumbling over the top rope and onto the outside mats. With both men standing slowly, Shizuru launches himself skyward, hitting a Space Flying Tiger Drop – mostly on Mac and grazing Trent.

Shizuru grabs Mac and rolls him into the ring, not seeing Trent approaching from behind and running Shizuru face first into the ringpost. Shizuru, now out on his feet, is stumbled into the ring, where Mac springs up and hits an immediate Flash Drive. As Mac tries a cover, he’s kneed in the face by Trent, who vultures the pin in front of Hightower, who counts off 3.

Your winner (pinfall, 10:29) and NEW OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION … Trent Powers!

Trent rolls out of the ring and grabs the championship as Mac and Shizuru lay on the mat, grabbing their heads. Trent, almost cracks a grin, while admiring his newly won gold on the ramp. Inside, Mac and Shizuru slowly stand up as both blame the other for the loss. With Mac trying to diffuse the situation, Shizuru opts for a low blow and few stomps to make his point known.

Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF New Year’s Evil 12, December 31st, LIVE! from Makaklio City, Hawaii! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem: Blood on the Great Wall 2 Live! December 2nd live! From Tibet, China

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#888)
Live! From Moscow, Russia
November 14, 2018

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. THE DARLINGS

BFE is out first, and as always they are a hit with the crowd. Justin and Bill play to the crowd and the crowd eats it up. The Darlings music plays, and the cheers change, they are still cheers, but they are more respect cheers

Russ: You’ve got to give it to the Russian crowd, they may not especially like the Darlings, but they are giving them a tremendous amount of respect here tonight
Razz: Well, the Darlings are sort of like Russia
Russ: How?
Razz: Well they are still somehow powerful, despite not really doing anything for years, people fear them based largely on a well-earned reputation and people don’t entirely trust them, but they have to respect their might in the world of wrestling
Russ: Fair enough. Would that make the Quinn’s Germany?
Razz: Are YOU going to call the Quinns Nazis?
Russ: That is NOT what I was implying……….though if I remember Coach Dietz’s high school history class, that would make the Muyos……….France?
Razz: Well, if you mean in regards to the Quinns and Darlings essentially constantly being at one another’s throats even though they once had a tentative truce, while France – the Muyos – just sits back and hates them both……..I suppose that could work
Russ: Folks I am being handed another note, it appears that no one wants a history lesson and that we should focus on the action in the ring

While that fascinating conversation was going on, BFE and the Darlings are having one hell of a match. Former partners Alexis and Bill face off and Bill rocks Lexie with several elbows to the face, but when he goes to drop the final elbow, Lexie moves out of the way. Alex comes in and takes over, but Bill breaks free and makes the hot tag to Justin. Justin comes in and cleans house, until Alex turns him inside out with a lariat, then follows that with a slingshot gut buster. Alex races across the ring and nails Bill, sending him to the floor. Alex tags in Lexie and lifts Justin onto his shoulders, then drives him to the mat with a DARLING DRIVER while Lexie adds a PHOENIX SPLASH for the pin and the win.
WINNERS in 15:49 – The Darlings

TRENT POWERS vs. MAC FLASHER vs. SHIZURU

OOWF referee Davis Hightower calls for the bell as Shizuru, Mac Flasher and Trent Powers circle each other. While Mac is sizing up Trent, Shizuru makes the first strike as he connects with a roundhouse kick to side of Mac’s head, getting 2 before Trent breaks up the count. Trent hammers away at Shizuru, backing him into the corner before sending a series of stiff shoulders to the Onslaught Champion’s ribcage before Mac comes to and catches Trent in a Clemente Bridge Suplex that gets 1.

Mac and Trent exchange blows, once they’re vertical, as Shizuru dropkicks Trent from behind, crashing him into Mac, who tumbles through the ropes. Shizuru batters Trent with kicks to the hamstrings, dropping him to a knee before a well-placed strike seemingly turns Trent’s lights out. Shizuru covers, but takes a leg drop from a returning Mac before 2 is counted. As Trent lay dazed, Mac grabs Shizuru and drills him with a knee to the stomach. A gut wrench suplex into the corner drives the air from Shizuru as Mac signals for Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley. Mac is about two steps away before Trent recovers and clips Mac’s knee. With Mac on the ground in agony, Shizuru and Trent form an unspoken alliance as they each stomp on Mac’s knee with vigor. As Shizuru believes that he’s located a new friend, Trent replies to Shizuru’s offer of a handshake with a walking motion, a boot to the stomach and a running neckbreaker. That gets 2 as Mac breaks up the cover. Trent boots down Mac while Shizuru is slow to get up. With Mac still nursing an injured leg, Trent returns his focus to Shizuru, trying I’ll Name it Later, it’s Late and getting 2.75 thanks to Mac breaking up the pin.

Trent shoves Mac down, leading to Mac popping back up and returning the favor. The two exchange haymakers, with the Moscow crowd cheering and jeering each blow.

Russ: “Mac is throwing some heavy rights, but Trent Powers is taking them all, and dishing right back!”
Razz: “This guy isn’t a slouch, nor does he carry himself like one. He’s basically Mac, but with less concern.”
Russ: “Is that possible?”

After a minute of pure brawling, Mac throws a 1-2 combo that stumbles Trent just as Shizuru hops on Mac’s back with designs of a sleeper hold. Mac dumps Shizuru and follows with a fist drop that gets 1. Mac hoists Shizuru up again and sets him up for a back drop suplex, only with Trent joining the fun and taking Shizuru’s other arm. With Shizuru basically out, Hightower counts off 3.
WINNER (pinfall, 8:45) … Hey wait. Who did win?

Mac and Trent each raise their arms as if they won, only to have the other pull the arms down during the celebration. After Hightower consults ring announcer Mike Elevenbee, he returns to the ring and raises the arms of both men.

Elevenbee: “Ladies and gentlemen. Official Davis Hightower has determined that both Mac Flasher and Trent Powers successfully pinned Shizuru, declaring both men as the victor of this bout.

Mac nods in approval as Trent protests with Hightower, arguing that he had covered more of Shizuru during the pinfall. Hightower raises each man’s arm and exits the ring. Mac tries to congratulate Trent, but gets flipped off before Trent exits the ring.

ZED & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS

Zed and Bridget score a DQ win over the tag team champions. Match TBEIL

NICK FLEMING vs. JACK BULLET

Nick Fleming makes his way to the ring in his usual no-nonsense, no-music style. He seems completely unconcerned and unaffected by the fans booing him. "Silver Eagle" Jack Bullet makes his way down, accompanied by the news Mrs. Jack Bullet, Mama Juana, and greets the cheers with appreciation, even awkwardly thanking the the "congratulations on your marriage" signs. Prior to entering the ring, Mama Juana sprinkles Jack with some sort of dust from a red flannel bag, kisses him on the cheek, and makes a spooky exit. The referee instructs them that he wants a good clean fight, and that appears to be agreeable to both men...for the first .2 seconds of the match. After that it's an all-out war, with plenty of warnings to both men on using closed fists and other things that just aren't allowed. Fleming is cold and calculating, and seems to succeed in being just out of the referee's line of vision, mysteriously, when things like thumbs to the eye happen. The two spill outside and brawl all the way around the ring before Bullet gets an advantage with the assistance of a drop toe hold that sends Fleming head-first into the steps. This isn't a falls count anywhere, though, so Bullet rolls Fleming into the ring. He follows him in and pulls Fleming to his feet, but that seems like a bad idea in hindsight. He's still woozy, but through instinct alone Fleming gets Bullet into a headlock, and then powers him down to the mat. Fleming's vice-grip is proving hard for Bullet to get out of, and more than once the referee has to do the hand-raise. Bullet sees an opening when Fleming switches the hold and gradually and slowly powers up to a vertical base. He rushes backward, driving Fleming spine first into the ring post. Bullet turns and peppers Fleming with really stiff punches, and one connects just right so that a small trickle of blood appears on Fleming's nose. This sends Fleming into a rage and he grabs Bullet and tosses him across the ring, following him into the corner with a splash. Fleming Irish-whips Bullet over to the ropes, and then rushes him. Bullet ducks taking the top rope with him and Fleming sails over, onto the floor, and hitting the barricade. Bullet takes a moment and then jumps up and over, landing on a surprised Fleming,as they both crash to the floor. Both men lay there to get their bearings, and the referee begins the count. Very gradually, the both begin to stir. At "6", Fleming is up on one knee, and Bullet is on his feet, but holding the rope for stability. At "8" Fleming goes on the attack, but is countered by Bullet, who kicks him in the gut and gets him into position for the Silver Bullet On The Floor~! But before he can, the referee hits "10" and calls for the bell!!!

WINNER....

Both Fleming and Bullet are incredulous, and try to plead their cases, but Fleming gives up first. He looks around, and seeing that Bullet is not paying attention to him, takes a breath and WHAM~! OLD FASHIONED, DANGEROUS PILEDRIVER ON THE FLOOR~! Bullet lands hard and Fleming merely walks away. The referee looks down..and then slides out of the ring. He checks on Bullet, then puts up the dreaded CROSSED ARMS OF DOOM~! He motions to the back....

Russ: *quiet serious voice* This can't be good.
Razz: *quiet serious voice* Jack Bullet has not moved since Fleming hit the piledriver.

The stretcher, backboard, and EMTs come rushing down, and very carefully place Bullet on the backboard, stabilizing his neck and then onto the stretcher. The crowd washes in hushed silence, waiting for Bullet to give thumbs up....but it never comes.

Russ: <still in his serious voice> Folks, not that the result matters, but the official verdict for that match was a double count out.
Razz: You know, as a former competitor, you hate to see someone carried out like that, we all know the risks though……
Russ: I understand the risks involved during a match, but what Fleming did AFTER the match was just reprehensible
Razz: I am if Bullet is capable, he will want to handle this himself
Russ: Folks if we hear anything on Bullet’s condition, we will update you as soon as we can, until then, our best wishes go out to Jack

CLAN QUINN vs. THE MUYOS – Russian Chain Match

Mai and Juni are out first and they get a huge ovation from the crowd. They both climb to opposite turnbuckles and hold the chains high in the air, which draws more cheers from the fans.

Russ: Soon enough each Muyo will be chained to a Quinn.
Razz: I’m still trying to figure out in which universe that is a good idea

The Saints are announced and make their way to the ring. They decide not to storm the ring this time, since Juni and Mai each have weapons in their hands. The Quinns slowly circle the ring, then slowly climb in. The referee takes the chains and lays them out on the mat. Moose steps to the end of one and Mai immediately steps to the other end, while Juni and Mai do the same on the other chain. Another referee comes in and both pairs have the chain fastened to their wrists.

Russ: This is not your traditional chain match, no touching the corners, the chain is perfectly legal, and the only way for this match to end is via pin fall or submission
Razz: Good. The corners matches are always boring and have the same end
Russ: Well, perhaps that is the laziness of the booker?
Razz: Well, I have it on good authority that the writer of tonight’s match really hates the four corner ending and it’s one finish
<both stop what they are doing and look at the screen, surprisingly Kay doesn’t appear>
Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just been handed word that there has been an incident at customs involving Kay………
Razz: For those of you not keeping up on OOWF social media #RealOOWF, Kay was detained at the border because she and the Russian officials, and this is a quote, I don’t want to get into trouble “couldn’t figure out where Putin stopped being a political leader and started being a cartoon villain from the Rocky and Bullwinkle show”
Russ: Well, we certainly wish Kay the best as she navigates this unenviable nightmare of Russian bureaucracy
Razz: I just hope no one shows up with a bonesaw
Russ: I am sure Kay has been thoroughly patted down by now

Inside the ring, Fire lunges at Juni and the two of them start straight up fighting it out. They quickly tumble to the floor where Eco is on top of Fire landing straight rights to the face until Fire whips Juni across the face with the chain. Juni howls in pain and grabs his face and falls to the floor. When we see him again, we see he has clearly suffered a broken nose, as blood is flowing freely. We are like thirty seconds into the match.

Inside the ring, Moose and Mai engage in a bit of a tug of war, slowly shortening the chain until they get to one another. Mai swings the chain at Moose, but Moose ducks and slips behind Mai and wraps the chain around her forehead and squeezes tightly trying to pop Mai’s head like a zit. A mule kick from Mai doubles Moose over, Mai drops the chain on the mat, then grabs Moose and drives him into the chain with a DDT. Mai rolls Moose over and covers, but Jack kicks out at two. Mai pulls Jack to his feet and shoves him into the corner and wraps the chain around her fist and lands several punches to Jack’s head. She climbs the turnbuckles and starts the ten punches of doom, the crowd counts along as Jack is opened up and bleeding. At six, Fire slides back into the ring and is heading for the corner to save Moose when Juni pulls hard on the chain pulling Fire to the mat. Fire snarls and gets to her feet, Eco is in the ring and he connects with a running kick to Fire’s jaw. Fire hits the mat and Juni covers, but Fire kicks out at two.

Mai grabs Moose and sets him on the top rope, then drives him back so he is stuck in the tree of woe. Mai whips Moose across the chest with the chain, then Eco whips Fire into the corner and she slams into Moose, who is still upside down. Before Fire can fall, Mai grabs both her arms from the apron and keeps her trapped in the corner. Juni grabs the chain to whip Fire with it, and he plays to the crowd, and the crowd overwhelmingly approves. Juni takes out years of frustration on Fire, whipping her across the back several times with the chain. Mai releases Fire and she falls to the mat and rolls to the floor, falling face first holding her back. Eco pulls Moose out of the Tree of Woe, then holds him steady, Mai wraps the chain around her boot and lands a kick right to the side of Moose’s head. Jack falls face first like a mighty oak and hits the mat. Mai rolls him over and tries to cover, but Moose slides free and escapes to the outside near his sister as the crowd roars like hell.

As Fire and Moose get to one knee and start to regroup, Mai and Juni grab their chains and head toward the opposite ropes, jerking Moose and Fire into the ring, they fall to the floor, and Mai and Juni get a running start and dive at Moose and Fire, but the Quinn’s slide in under the bottom rope as Mai and Juni sail through the middle rope. Moose and Fire step over the middle rope and leap off the apron and drop fists onto Eco and Mai and the crowd changes their tune and boos the shit out of this.

Moose and Fire put the boots to the Muyos, leaving them a bloody mess. Fire nails Mai with the monitor from the Ecuadorian announce table and Moose wraps his chain around Eco’s throat and tries to choke him out but Mai grabs the second monitor from the Ecuadorian announce table and throws it at Moose hitting him hard on the back of the head.

The match continues on in all its bloody glory for another fifteen minutes. The Russian crowd is thirsty for blood and loudly cheers everything that looks painful, which is everything. The end comes when Mai wraps the chain around Moose’s throat and throws him over the top rope. Moose fights it, but it is clear he is losing. The blood spurts from his forehead as he claws at the chain around his throat

Razz: I never thought I would see Jack in this position! How many people has he done this to?
Russ: I am willing to bet there is no sympathy for him in the locker room

Moose is fading fast, Fire charges at Eco, who slides between Fire’s legs, Fire manages to nail Mai with a punch to the back of the head, a HARD punch to the back of the head that drops Mai to her knees and leaves her a bit woozy

Russ: I would be surprised if that isn’t a concussion for Mai right there
Razz: Yeah, but the OOWF would never use a concussion as a story angle, would they?
Russ: Just because she isn’t here doesn’t mean she can’t hear what you are saying
Razz: I mean, oh no! Mai looks like she is OUT of it!

Fire reaches for Mai, but Eco pulls the chain which flips Fire to the mat, Juni pounces and kind of hog ties Fire, wrapping up her legs and arms……

Razz: This is a normal Saturday night for Fire and Lucas from what I hear
Russ: You know, HE can hear what you are saying too
Razz: I mean……OH NO! Fire is all tied up!

Eco covers Fire as she struggles to escape, Moose tries to get up, but he is down face first on the floor. One……two…….a frustrated Fire bellows in anger…….three.
WINNERS in 44:10 – The Muyos

The referee unchains them and Mai and Juni slip out of the ring and slap hands with the fans before heading to the back. Fire is quickly on her feet and NOT happy. The referee wisely disappears. As Fire seethes, the crowd chants “YOU GOT PINNED! YOU GOT PINNED!” which only pisses Fire off more. She finally gets around to checking on her brother, she helps him to his feet, and they head to the back to a chorus of boos and we fade to black

Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF New Year’s Evil 12, December 31st, LIVE! from Makaklio City, Hawaii! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! November 21st live! From Ulaanbataar, Mongolia

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#887)
Live! From Olafsfjordhur, Iceland
November 7, 2018

STEVE THE LOST VIKING vs. ALEXANDER DARLING

Steve the Lost Viking comes to the ring with his tag partner Agrius, they are the Icelandic Wrestling Association tag team champions. The crowd cheers Steve loudly and he poses on the turnbuckle for those with the benefit of flash photography. Alexander Darling comes out next and the crowd gives him a huge ovation. Alex walks up to Steve and eyes him up and smirks and the two bump knuckles. The bell rings and the match begins. Alex and Steve works some chain wrestling for a bit, but Steve goes for too much too fast and tries a crossbody from the corner, Alex catches him in the face with a superkick, then follows it up with a Darling Driver for the win.
WINNER in 10:33 – Alexander Darling

After the match, Alex helps Steve to his feet, Steve leaves the ring and Alex celebrates with the crowd

MAC FLASHER vs. ALEXIS DARLING

As Alex makes his way to the back, Alexis is heading toward the ring and the Darlings bump knuckles as they pass. Lexie climbs into the ring and waves to the crowd. Mac is announced next and gets a big ovation from the crowd. The two of them meet in the middle of the ring and they carefully eye one another. Mac sticks out his hand and they shake hands tentatively. Finally the bell rings and we are off.

Back and forth match with Mac keeping the advantage early on. Mac gets a near fall after catching Lexie with a belly to belly suplex, but Lexie kicks out just before the three. Lexie gains the advantage when she slips free from a Flash Drive attempt and takes Mac down with a HIGH IMPACT MOVE! She covers, but Mac is out at two.

The crowd is completely into the action and cheers for both competitors. Lexie and Mac are keeping up a furious pace and the crowd is on the edge of their seats. Reversal follows reversal follows reversal until Mac slips free from a Darling Driver and catches Lexie with a FLASH DRIVE for the three count!
WINNER in 39:47 – Mac Flasher

Mac and Lexie get to their feet and the crowd continues to roar, they shake hands again and Lexie raises his arm, and the crowd is happy.

Razz: What a saccharine start to this show!
Russ: Two great matches to start off the show!
Razz: Ugh

JACK BULLET, ZED & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. NICK FLEMING, TRENT POWERS & GHOSTHEAD

Bullet, Zed and Bridget all come out to the top of the ramp with BRICK~! and the crowd cheers loudly, even Zed, who looks slightly confused by the whole thing. They make their way to the ring and all take a knee with BRICK~! and go through their pre-match prayer. As they are doing their thing, Fleming, Powers and Ghost are announced, they make their way to the ring Fleming stops and looks at their little prayer circle and smirks before climbing into the ring. They break their huddle and the faces climb into the ring.

Bullet and Fleming start things off and tear into one another. This has become quite the budding rivalry between these two. Fleming backs Bullet into the corner and lights him up with chops, which annoys Bullet and he reverses positions with Fleming and catches him with chops.

And at this point, I will just be honest with you, it’s nine o’clock, you’ve probably been waiting for Mayhem for awhile now, and I am seriously suffering from some writers block, so after a great match, the faces get the win after Zed hits the Divine Intervention (what BRICK~!) calls it, and scores the win on Ghost.
WINNERS in 29:18 – Jack Bullet, Zed & Bridget O’Malley

MAI MUYO, JUNI MUYO & BFE vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS

This one was a wild brawl for the whole match. Lots of blood, lots of weapons, lots of HOLY SHIT chants. In the end, The Muyos and BFE steal a win when Juni rolls Fire up and may or may not have had a handful of tights.
WINNERS in 47:11 – Mai Muyo, Juni Muyo and Banned From Everywhere

SHIZURU vs. SHANNON MANN – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match

Ghost initially comes to the ring with Shannon, but the referee orders him back to the back. Shannon tries to avoid Shizuru for as much of the match as she can, and quickly works through her referee warnings trying to pin him, but Shizuru fights back. Shannon thinks she has Shizuru and heads to the corner for a moonsault, but Shizuru catches her on the top rope and hits a PSYCHO DRIVER, he covers Shannon, one……..two………THREE!
WINNER in 10:49 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – Shizuru


Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF New Year’s Evil 12, December 31st, LIVE! from Makaklio City, Hawaii! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! November 7th live! From Moscow, Russia

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem: Doomy Doomy Doom Doom 12 (#886)
Live! From Salem, Massachusetts
October 31, 2018

EDDIE EDWARDS & FLIP GORDON vs. THE DARLINGS


Gordon and Edwards get nice ovations from the crowd, both being Massachusetts natives. The OOWF worked out a deal with Impact Wrestling and Ring of Honor allowing them to be here tonight. The Darlings announced and make their way to the ring, they get a nice pop from the crowd that only increases when they shake hands with Edwards and Gordon.

The bell rings and Alex and Eddie start things off and put on an absolute matt classic. They trade moves, tag in their partners, they trade moves, and it is all staying completely clean. The crowd is absolutely eating it up. Gordon nearly gets a three when he hits a 840 moonsault onto Alexis, but she somehow rolls her shoulder at two.

The end finally comes when Alex catches Gordon mid-air and hits him with a DARLING DRIVER! Alex covers as Lexie keeps Edwards out and gets the three!
WINNERS in 35:29 – The Darlings

After the match, once again, there is a round of handshakes and Alex and Lexie raise their arms, then celebrate with the fans for a moment longer after Edwards and Gordon leave, and the crowd absolutely eats it up.

MAC FLASHER vs. SHIZURU vs. TRENT POWERS – Winner Gets an OOWF Onslaught Championship Match Next Week

The three tear into one another and Powers shows that, while he is new to the OOWF, he is not new to wrestling, easily holding his own with the former world heavyweight champion and Shizuru. The end nearly comes quickly in when Shizuru nails Mac with a thrust kick to the throat and goes for a moonsault, but Powers catches him on the ropes and hits the BSN – Back Suplex Neckbreaker – from the top rope! Mac breaks up the pin to save the match, then pulls Powers to his feet, sends him to the ropes, hits a kick to the gut slips behind and hits a CLEMENTE BRIDGE SUPLEX that is broken up at two by Shizuru.

The action continues fast and furious for nearly twenty minutes. The end comes when Mac has Powers in SLEEP MODE, but Shizuru slides back into the ring and hits a LUNGBLOWER on Mac! He grabs a stunned Mac and hits a PSYCHO DRIVER! Powers breaks it up just a second too late and Shizuru gets the win and the title match!
WINNER in 18:44 – Shizuru

ZED & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. THE CIRCLE – Random Tag Tournament Finals
Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen once again Zed is filling in for the injured Kylie Mignolio. We wish Kylie the best as she heels and gets ready to come back to the active roster
Razz: What I wonder is this, if Zed and Bridget win tonight, Zed will have been partners with Bridget in two of the three matches they have wrestled, would Kylie still deserve the win?
Russ: Well, the winning team would no doubt be in line for a shot at the tag team champions, it seems to me like it would be Kylie, once she returns.
Razz: I wouldn’t be real happy with that if I were Zed
Russ: And don’t forget, Kylie won the Invitational, she has a shot at ANY title in the OOWF
Razz: that’s a lot to think about!
Russ: They are going to have their hands full with multiple time tag team champions, the Circle, tonight.

The Circle shows their experience and dominates this match. Zed and Bridget work well enough together, but they obviously don’t click like Shannon and Ghost. The crowd is firmly behind Zed and Bridget. Zed and Bridget gain the advantage and Bridget goes all BRIDGET~! And uses herself as a weapon, slamming into Ghost and Shannon, sending the former out of the ring. While that is going on, Zed grabs Shannon and pins her arms and repeatedly slams her in the face with headbutts. As Ghost begins to stir on the outside, Shizuru races to ringside and grabs Ghost and PLANTS him with a DDT.

Inside the ring, Shannon breaks free from Zed and catches Zed with a kick to the temple, Bridget grabs her around the waist and runs her into the ropes for a roll up, as they get to the ropes, Shizuru jumps onto the apron and sprays RED MIST in Shannon’s eyes! Bridget rolls her up, one…….two……THREE!
WINNERS of the Random Tag Team Tournament in 19:37 – Zed & Bridget O’Malley

Shizuru celebrates with Zed and Bridget, who have no idea why he is out there, Shannon is writhing in pain on the mat, she rolls out of the ring and lands next to a dazed Ghosthead. Medics make their way to the ring to check on both of them, while Shizuru leads a confused Zed and Bridget to the back.

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

BFE comes out like a house on fire and takes the fight to the Saints, but the Saints are ready for everything BFE throws their way. The Saints quickly cut the ring in half and pummel poor Justin. The Saints tag in and out at will, with Folz working the knees and Fulton crushing Justin with power moves. They cover, but Bill breaks it up, then starts stomping and clapping and we get a LET’S GO JUS-TIN CLAP,CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP chant. Justin begins to stir, and when Fulton lifts him for a powerbomb, he quickly finds out YOU CANNOT POWERBOMB JUSTIN SANE! Justin slides down his back and tries to take him over with a sunset flip that is obviously not going to work. Fulton grabs him by the throat and pulls him up off his feet. Justin kicks off of Fulton’s chest, does a nice backflip, then drops to his knees and crawls between Fulton’s lets and makes the tag to Bill.

The place ERUPTS as Bill comes in and cleans house. He sends Folz to the outside with a BIONIC ELBOW, then turns to Fulton and gives him the flip, flop and fly, and when Fulton falls, Bill hits the ropes and drops the PCPL (People’s) Elbow! Bill covers and the crowd counts along, but Fulton kicks out at two. Bill calls for Justin and Justin climbs to the top rope while Bill holds Fulton on his feet. Before Justin can jump, Folz hops onto the apron and shoves him, sending Justin flying off the top and crashing through the Witch Hazel Announce Table – and BOY is she not happy about THAT! While she works on a spell to turn Folz into a toad, Bill lets go of Fulton and goes after Folz, but Folz guillotines him on the top rope, as Bill stagers backward, Fulton hits the CLEAR CUT, then adds a DROP LINE for the three count and win!
WINNERS in 13:11 and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Saints of Sinners

STANK vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

We kick this bout off with Stank teasing Zed in a test of strength and Zed doesn’t back down. He reaches his hands through, but as soon as he does Stank practically drives him into the mat. Stank even tried to pin Zed this way but only got a one count because Zed bridged and hit Stank with a knee to break the hold. Stank shook his hands out and actually challenged Zed again, but Stank was only baiting the man in and when he raised his hands he teed off with some stiff kicks before using the ropes for momentum to hit a knee to the chin! Zed didn’t budge, in fact he smiled. He told Stank to try it again. Stank let loose with kicks to his legs then off the ropes again and a diving forearm – OW! Zed takes an open hand chop to the face!?! He falls on the mat and Stank gets to a knee repeatedly chopping Zed with downward open palm slaps! Zed writhes in pain after each one until Stank picked him up and whipped him into the corner. Stank have chase quickly behind him which would prove to be a mistake when Zed uns up the turnbuckle PARKOUR style and hits a moonsault on Stank for a two count!

Stank would escape the ring, but not for long as Zed went after him with a tope suicida! BUT Stank CAUGHT HIM!?! Stank drives Zed into the ring post before power slamming Zed to the floor! Stank admires his work sliding into the ring and waiting for the referee to count to 9 before Zed gets in! Stank savagely chops Zed into the corner again rattling his damn bones! Stank backs up and hits a massive YAKUZA KICK – NO! Zed ducked it! Zed tees off AGAIN with kicks and strikes before scaling the corner where Stank is stuck, slapping him and hitting a flip over Blockbuster! Zed only gets a two count as Stank throws Zed off and to his feet to kick out! But Zed hits a standing shooting star press for and another two count! Stank tossed Zed again. He’s beside himself but he’s no choice but to keep going and this time it’s a leg drop. And another. And another. And another?

And another. Good god Zed isn’t stopping! He’s leg dropping Stank straight to hell. He keeps going and the fans are cheering and booing him on until he’s practically out of breath and slows down leaning on the ropes smiling at the crowd- OH GOD. STANK sits up and looks at Zed and takes the smile from his soul. Zed goes off the ropes and clotheslines Stank sliding but he doesn’t budge. Core strength, folks. Stank roars like a lion as he gets to his feet but here comes Zed with a basement forearm – NO! Stank lunged forward with a headbutt! He goes off the ropes and catches Zed with a spear that nearly sends him through the ropes! Stank tries for the pin but Zed got his foot on the bottom rope! Stank roars again dragging Zed to the middle of the ring and lifting up his near lifeless frame into a standing rear naked choke! It’s “NAP TIME” for Zed as he flails his legs wildly trying to break the hold! But he doesn’t and as he goes lifeless the referee checks to see if he’s out. He raises his arm once and it drops. He raises it a second time and…. It drops. The referee lift’s Zeds arm a third time and inevitably like we all expected it….

WAIT IT DIDN’T DROP!?! Zeds arm nearly fell but it lifts back up and he’s come back to life! Stank doesn’t care for the crowd trying to cheer for Zed out of the hold and he drops him to his feet before locking in the pumphandle and lifting him up for the WAIT! Zed slips out the back! He kicks Stank and drops to his knees and gives him the finger and hits a beautiful disaster kick! To snapmare driver! Stank tries getting back up, but Zed is right there to cover him for the pin, and the victory!
WINNER in 28:11 – and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Zed

As Stank leaves the ring, we notice that he is limping badly. He only makes it a few feet before the rest of the Saints head down the ramp to help him to the back

NICK FLEMING vs. JACK BULLET – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

Nick Fleming comes out first, to a smattering of "Welcome Back" chants. He predictably no sells those, and gets in the ring, totally focused on the task at hand. Next out is YOUR Heavyweight Champion, Jack "Silver Eagle" Bullet, holding his championship belt high. A few smart-ass signs congratulating him on his recent "marriage" appear. Jack just smiles, but Fleming shakes his head with disapproval. The referee takes the belt and does the necessary work with that, and then we're off!

On a lock up and opening four to five minutes, really, of a good back-and-forth wrestling. They go back and forth at a good pace, and if there was any ring rust on Fleming, he's long rid of it now. Fleming gets the upper hand, tripping Bullet up with a drop toe hold and applying a sleeper. Bullet flails his arms around and almost accidentally hits one of the ropes, grabbing it in surprise. Fleming breaks the hold and both men get to their feet and resume the pace they were on before.

Fleming whips Bullet into the corner and follows him in with a splash. Fleming Irish whips him across the ring, but Bullet puts on the breaks. He pulls Fleming in with kick to the gut and lifts him up but Fleming slingshots right over him. Fleming lands on his feet hits a back elbow to Bullet's face. Bullet's hands immediately go up, leaving him open. Fleming returns the favor to kick Bullet in the gut, but this time it's Bullet's turn to power out of the lift. Bullet whips Fleming across the ring, and Fleming reverses it, but NO~! then Bullet does! Fleming grabs the ropes to push himself off and Bullet seizes the opportunity to "go low when Fleming goes high" and scores a quick roll up....one two...THREE~! Fleming kicks out a fraction of a second too late!
WINNER in 39:22 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Nick Fleming......the announcer quickly realizes his mistake and corrects it, Ladies and Gentlemen, your WINNER in 39:22 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion - Jack Bullet!

<the crowd, who had booed the original announcement, cheers the second announcement>

Bullet lies on the mat, well aware that he has just been in a fight. Fleming is on his feet arguing that the count was fast, that he was up, and the replay shows it was EXTREMELY close. Bullet gets to his feet and as the referee is about to hand him the title, Fleming grabs it and SLAMS it right in Bullet’s face! Fleming grabs Bullet and hits a PILEDRIVER on the title! The two moves have left Bullet busted wide open and out cold. Fleming looks down at him and sneers, then walks to the back as medics come to check on Bullet

CLAN QUINN vs. THE MUYOS – Chamber of Horrors Match

This one is simple, it’s a steel cage match, but it’s also surrounded by a Hell in the Cell, so you can escape all you want. The ring is littered with plunder, tables, ladders and chairs (oh my!) as well as every other manner of weapon you can imagine. Mai and Eco are announced first and make their way to the ring and the crowd absolutely erupts. Those cheers don’t last long as Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon plays and a CLEARLY VERY PISSED OFF Clan Quinn storms the ring.

As you would expect, this match is a scientific masterpiece with moves, counters and lots of chain and matt wrestling…………ok, who am I kidding? This thing is a blood bath. Juni and Mai are busted open within minutes of the match starting as Fire and Moose are possessed with rage. Mai and Juni turn the tables and bloody Moose and Fire. Fire and Eco fight out of the cage and cell and end up on top of the whole thing. Inside the ring, Mai and Moose beat one another with anything they can get their hands on. On top of the cage, Eco nails Fire with an ENDGAME, then sees Mai is in trouble, Moose has her on top of the ladder and lifts her for the GTSF! On top of the cage, Eco tries to climb down, but Fire rolls to the edge of the cage and traps him in a TRIANGLE CHOKE! Eco fights to break the hold AND hold onto the cage. He slips and Fire is holding ALL of his weight while he hangs in the air from the top of the cage! Blood spurts from his head as his body goes limp. Fire releases the hold and Juni falls and crashes through the Mexican Announce table.

Fire climbs down off the cage as Moose is trying to hit the GTSF on Mai, she kicks off the cage and sends the ladder tumbling over. As soon as she hits the mat, Fire pulls her up and hits the MOOSEKILLER! Moose pounces on her and traps her in the JI-ENDO and Mai loses consciousness! Moose releases the hold and collapses to the mat, while Fire does the same. WINNERS in 33:21 – Clan Quinn

Razz: THAT WAS A WAR!
Russ: But was it worth it? They probably shortened their careers by YEARS here tonight!
Razz: Are you really asking if it was worth it to the Quinns?
Russ: Those two are just……..reprehensible
Razz: I am sure they will thank you for the compliment!
Russ: For Razz, I’m Russ, be sure to check out MidWeek Mayhem next week Live, from Olafsfjordhur, Iceland!

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MidWeek Mayhem (#885)
Live! From Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
October 24, 2018

MATT FOLZ vs. SHIZURU

Folz tries to attack Shizuru before the bell, but Shiz avoids it and catches Folz with a stiff kick to the throat. Shiz presses the attack battering the Saint of Sinners around the ring. Folz bails out to try to regroup and Shiz dives over the top rope and crashes into Folz, sending him to the floor. As Shiz tries to pull Folz up, Folz catches him with a low blow, then rolls him into the ring.

Folz works over Shizuru for a bit and gets several near falls. The crowd is 100% behind Shizuru and their cheers fire him up again. Folz tries for an Olympic slam, but Shizuru slips off his back and spins Folz around and hits a PSYCHO DRIVER! Folz wisely rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor. Shizuru remains dazed on the mat for a bit too long and by the time he gets up to get Folz, the referee has already counted to ten.
WINNER by countout in 15:11 - Shizuru

JACK BULLET & MAC FLASHER vs. NICK FLEMING & TRENT POWERS

Bullet and Flasher gain the early advantage and seem to have things under control, but Bullet seems to be a bit distracted. He misses a dropkick on Powers, and misses a tag from Mac. Fleming comes in and grounds Bullet and keeps him on the mat. The fans roar for Bullet and he fights back. He finally makes the tag and Mac comes in and cleans house. Mac is on fire and looks like he is about to finish off Powers when Bullet inexplicably tags himself in.

Bullet and Mac take a moment to sort things out, which allows Powers to tag in Fleming. When Bullet finally turns around, Fleming nails him with the Old Fashioned, Dangerous Piledriver! Fleming hooks Bullet hard and covers, Powers cuts off Mac and Nick gets the one, two, THREE! What an upset!
WINNERS in 20:02 – Nick Fleming & Trent Powers

Random Tag Tournament Semi-Finals

ZED & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. STANK & JUSTIN SANE

Bridget and Zed work surprisingly well together. They both know Stank very well, so they are able to keep him in check. Justin, however, is a different story. Justin flies all over the ring and keeps them both off balance.

The end comes when Justin calls for the DOUGHAWK on Bridget, but before the lights go out, Zed POPS him with a superkick to the jaw and Bridget grabs him from behind and hits a Florida Key for the three count and the win.
WINNERS in 13:41 – Zed & Bridget O’Malley

After the match, Zed is about to leave when Bridget grabs him and pulls him back into the ring. The two stare at one another for a long moment, then Bridget extends her hand to Zed. The fans roar and Zed seems to consider it for a moment, then he shakes her hand and the crowd goes nuts. Zed leaves the ring and lets Bridget soak in her moment, but Bridget leaves and heads to the back with her temporary partner.

AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE & ALEXIS DARLING vs. THE CIRCLE

The Circle attack before the bell, and Alexis and Bill can’t seem to get their legs back under them for the rest of the match. Lexie fights back on Ghost, but she is quickly cut off by Shannon. She finally makes the tag to Bill, who comes in like a house on fire against Shannon, but Shannon low blows Bill and tags in Ghost. Ghost grabs a dazed Bill and hits the PHANTASMAGORIA and gets the three count and the win.
WINNERS in 10:39 – The Circle

ALEXANDER DARLING vs. STAN FULTON vs. ZED

Zed pulls double duty tonight. He hangs back while Darling and Fulton fight it out. Alex goes to work on Fulton’s knees and legs trying to weaken the big man, but Fulton fights back and hits Alex with a clothesline that turns him inside out. Darling bails and Fulton goes after Zed, trapping him in the corner and destroying him with punches and forearms. Just when it looks like Zed is out on his feet, Darling comes in and hits a lungblower on Fulton, Zed climbs to the top rope and drops a flying elbow on Fulton and covers, but is pulled off by Alex. Darling covers Fulton, but Fulton kicks out at two.

The match continues on with all three men getting several near falls, but no one is able to keep anyone down for the three. Darling lifts Fulton for a DARLING DRIVER, but Zed POPS Alex in the mouth with a superkick. They both fall to the mat and Zed covers Darling, but time expires before he can even get a one count!
WINNER – 30 minute time limit draw

Fulton attacks after the bell, he sends Alex to the ropes and KILLS him with a CLEAR CUT, then throws Zed over the top rope to the floor. Fulton is on the apron and he is going for a DROP LINE, but Bridget races to ringside with a chair and threatens to use it on Fulton. They have a momentary stand off, which allows Zed to get to his feet and scramble to the relative safety of the back.

CLAN QUINN vs. THE MUYOS

The Muyos are out first and the crowd stands and roars for them. Arma-god damn-motherfuckin’-geddon plays and Clan Quinn races to the ring and attacks! The brawl is immediately out of control. Fire and Moose throw Mai out of the ring and go after Juni, beating him to the mat. The referee tries to pull the Quinns off of Juni, they both turn around, grab the referee and slam him between the eyes with a headbutt! That will be a fine.

Mai comes back into the ring with a kendo stick and bloodies both Quinns. Moose pulls a scalpel from his boot and tries to cut Juni’s face off, while Fire pulls a chain from her boot and uses it to turn Mai’s face into a mask of blood. The fight spills out of the ring to the floor and there are tables involved, Moose goes through one table, while Mai goes through another. Fire and Juni are fighting on top of a ladder, Fire grabs Juni and it looks like she is going to suplex him off the ladder, Juni slips free and slams Fire’s face onto the top of the ladder, she pops up and Juni connects with a right to the jaw that sends Fire off the ladder through the South Korean announce table. Juni celebrates, but Moose climbs the ladder behind him and throws him off the ladder with a reverse German suplex! Juni crashes into the floor, landing hard on the back of his head. Moose’s foot slips and he gets hung upside down on the ladder, Mai climbs out of the wreckage of her table with the kendo stick and wears out a helpless Moose.

Inside the ring, the referee wakes up, sees what is going on, grabs his head and calls for security. The locker room empties to prevent these four from killing one another. The referee makes his decision.
WINNERS by disqualification in 18:21 – The Muyos

The crowd cheers, but the fight isn’t over. The four break free and attack one another again. The crowd roars LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! But it is not to be tonight. Armed Dominican police make their way to the ring, they aren’t fooling around either. Order is finally restored, and the crowd boos the shit out of it. The camera focuses on the bloody Muyos celebrating in the ring as we fade to black.

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#884)
Live! From Nassau, Bahamas
October 17, 2018

OOWF Random Tag Tournament – Round 1

MAC FLASHER & ZED vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO & BRIDGET O’MALLEY

It was the best of wrestling, it was the worst of wrestling, it was a match full of moves, it was in the age of showmanship, it was the epoch of technical wrestling, it was the epoch of heelishness, it was the season of the Face in Peril, it was the season of the dastardly heel, it was the OOWF, and for Zed, it was the winter of despair.

Oh, and Kylie and Bridget got the win. Match TBEIL

STANK & JUSTIN SANE vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & ALEXANDER DARLING

This match is not what anyone expected. After a brief brawl between Alex and Stank to start things off, it settles into an actual wrestling match, which is not surprising considering you probably have a combined 50 tag title wins in the ring. Moose and Alex co-exist for the most part, their hatred for one another, and the desire to murder one another in December, keeps them working together. On the other side of the ring, Stank and Justin show a lot of surprising double team work, though to be fair the double team usually consists of Stank throwing Justin at/on someone.

The end of the match comes when Moose has Justin up for the GTSF, Stank is moving to save his partner and Alex chop blocks his knee, as Stank falls, he elbows Moose right on the back of the head. Justin slips free of the GTSF grabs Moose and hits the DOUG HATES TOAST! Justin covers, Stank tackles Alex to the mat, and Justin gets the three count and the win!
WINNER in 22:48 – Stank & Justin Sane

STAN FULTON vs. TRENT POWERS

Powers faces an unenviable task tonight; taking down the Crusher. Powers uses his speed to an early advantage, but Fulton catches him and grinds him down. Powers continues to fight back, and even gets several near falls on Fulton. Fulton tries for a massive flying corner splash, but Powers moves, Fulton springs off the bottom rope and Powers catches him with a back suplex neckbreaker! He coves Fulton, but Fulton kicks out JUST before the three! Powers slams the mat in frustration.

Fulton would regain the advantage and go on to finish the match with a backcut/dropline for the three count. Match TBAIL

OOWF Random Tag Tournament – Round 1

AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE & ALEXIS DARLING vs. SHIUZURU & FIREWOMAN

Bill and Lexie are announced first, and Lexie looks like she would literally rather be anywhere else in the world right now. They step into the ring and Lexie immediately heads to the corner. Shizuru and Firewoman are announced next and they make their way to the ring, the whole time Fire is staring daggers at one another.

Bill and Shizuru start off and we get some back and forth action as both play to the crowd. Lexie and Fire are tagged in and the tone of the match changes dramatically. Lexie and Fire, old friends and enemies, go nose to nose then light one another up with some BRUTALLY stiff chops and punches. The crowd is really getting into it, and Lexie is getting some genuine cheers, while Fire is being booed out of the building. Shizuru tags himself in, which does NOT make Fire happy. The two of them argue for a moment, which allows Lexie to roll Shizuru up for a two count. The end of the match comes when Shizuru breaks free from an ass whupping he is getting from both Bill and Lexie and tries to make the tag, but Fire is on one knee tying her boot and doesn’t see him. Lexie grabs Shizuru from behind and hits the DARLING DRIVER! Lexie covers, Fire half heartedly gets to her feet and tries to break up the pin, but to no avail.
WINNERS in 15:55 – Alexis Darling & Awesome Bill From Dawsonville

After the match, Fire grabs a dazed Shizuru and hits a FIRESTOMP, then leaves the ring and heads to the back. Bill grabs Lexie and lifts her off her feet in a big bear hug, Lexie looks like she might be physically ill as she pats Bill on the back

THE CIRCLE vs. ECOSYSTEM & MAI MUYO

The Circle comes out first and they are booed out of the arena. Shannon leads Ghost to the ring, but Ghost holds the ropes open for the Onslaught champion to step through. The Muyos are announced next and the arena EXPLODES. Mai is used to it, but Eco is still a little taken aback. They run to the ring and slide under the ropes and climb the turnbuckles and the crowd loses their minds.

The Circle immediately attacks and the match is underway! Shannon and Ghost throw Eco and Mai to the floor and they brawl for a moment. Ghost tries to clothesline Mai, but Mai ducks it and hits a release German on Ghost that drops him on the back of his head. Shannon and slams Eco into the Portuguese announce table, then rolls him into the ring. Shannon grabs Eco and hits a FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX! She bridges, but before the referee can even hit the mat to count, Moose and Fire hit the ring and attack.....Shannon! They put the boots to Shannon, which immediately draws the DQ! As soon as the bell rings, Moose and Fire attack Mai and Eco! The four brawl around the ring and into the crowd. Security quickly gets them separated and to the back before anyone gets killed. Inside the ring, Shannon and Ghost shrug their shoulders, a win is a win.
WINNERS by disqualification in 3:47 - The Circle


MATT FOLZ vs. NICK FLEMING vs. JACK BULLET

In an odd show of sportsmanship, the three men meet in the middle of the ring before the bell rings and they shake hands. What follows next is a classic display of wrestling. Fleming and Folz take mat work to a whole new level, while the old man Bullet keeps up with his younger opponents. Fleming has both Jack and Folz trapped in the tree of woe, opposite corners of course, and hits a running knee to the face on both. He covers Bullet, while leaving Folz hanging and nearly gets the three count.

At one point Folz lifts Fleming for an Olympic slam and Bullet goes for a superkick, but Folz sees it coming and turns so Fleming takes the kick! Fleming may be DEAD! Before he can dump Fleming, Jack hits him with kick to the jaw, Folz falls back with Fleming on top of him, he kicks out at two, but while that is happening, Jack is trapping Folz in the figure four! Folz fights to get to the ropes, and just when it looks like he might have to tap, Fleming recovers and hits a standing moonsault on Bullet for a two count. The hold remains locked in, so Fleming hits a standing moonsault on Folz and tries him, but Folz kicks out at two and Bullet finally breaks the figure four.

The match continues on and the crowd is really into it. The end comes when Bullet reverses a Fleming whip, Fleming hits Folz, who was on the apron, sending him flying into the guardrail, as Fleming staggers toward Bullet, Jack grabs him and plants him with a belly to belly suplex! Bullet covers and Fleming kicks out a fraction of a second too late!
WINNER in 49:28 – Jack Bullet

The referee hands Bullet his title and he stands in the middle of the ring, breathing hard, he looks at the title with a strange look on his face. The old dawg has lived to fight another day.

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OOWF Imperial Onslaught 2018
Live! From Raleigh, North Carolina
October 3, 2018

Tournament of Champions Semi-Finals

MATT FOLZ vs. SHANNON MANN

As “Junior” Hale calls for a ringing bell, Matt Folz charges at Shannon Mann with intent of a double-leg takedown. Shannon calmly avoids Matt with a standing leapfrog, causing him to crash into the bottom turnbuckle. Shannon smiles wryly as Matt collects himself and tries again, only to eat a DDT and a 1 count. Shannon pops up and is immediately serenaded with “SIZZ-LE-CHEST!” chants, disrupting her satisfaction as Matt slips in from behind and takes Shannon down with a waist lock. Matt leverages his way to a number of pinning attempts, with Shannon pulling up a shoulder at the last moment.

Finally, Shannon’s rake to Matt’s eyes stops the parade of amateur grappling, giving her a brief moment to breathe as Matt pleads for a disqualification from Hale.

Russ: “As if ‘Junior’ is going to be fooled by Matt Folz. If Matt’s given the chance, he’d be cheating 10 times worse than that.”
Razz: “But it’s also Matt’s mission to make this as quick as possible to stay rested for for a possible tourney final appearance.”

Shannon tries a Lou Thesz Press on Matt as he turns around, but gets planted with a spinebuster and twisted into a Boston Crab. With Hale in position to check on a submission, Matt pulls Shannon to the center of the ring and leans back, flexing Shannon beyond a comfortable visual for anyone in attendance and enough to create blood-curdling screams. Matt then ties Shannon’s legs and pulls back into an Indian Death Lock, testing Shannon’s flexibility again while trying to get a tap. It doesn’t happen as Shannon somehow shifts her weight to put both wrestlers on their sides and earn a break thanks to getting her fingers under the bottom rope.

As Shannon sits on the mat, trying to will herself to stand, Matt charges in with bad intent, hitting a sliding uppercut forearm. Matt then hits a series of varying suplexes, calling each one out before performing the move.

Russ: “He’s so cocky, but so good at what he does.”
Razz: “Best pure wrestler in OOWF. That’s all we need to say about him.”

A Northern Lights Suplex turns into a count of 2, with Shannon rolling under the ropes to get a breather. Matt, slowly walking toward the apron, is paused when “Party Boy Anthem” plays.

Russ: “We haven’t heard this in forever! It’s … It’s …”
Razz: “Great. Sizzlechest Manbeef is back. The one time someone changes for good and he just goes back to this doofus persona …”

Adorned in his track suit and with a big beaming grin as the “Welcome back” chants rain down, Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox stands atop the ramp. Shannon looks like she’s seen a ghost while Matt is totally at a loss. Shizuru-Mune makes his way to the ring and gets in Matt’s face, still protective of Shannon it seems, only to eat a super kick that knocks him out. With Matt leaning down to read the riot act to the former Saint in training, Shannon rushes in and rolls Matt into a small package and gets the stunning 3.

Your winner (pinfall, 9:34) Shannon Mann.

Shannon dashes away from the ring as Matt, cognizant of what has gone down, eyes Shizuru-Mune on the mat. Only the efforts of Hale and a host OOWF Security prevent Matt from ending a career in the aftermath.

STAN FULTON vs. ZED

Your Intercontinental Champ, Zed makes his entrance to massive cheers. He raises his belt ("Championship!") high is celebration, but it's short-lived as Stan "The Crusher" Fulton makes his way down, similarly displaying his half of the Tag Team Championship. The bell rings and Crusher smashes into Zed with fury, and it appears that his attack on Mai was definitely the turning over of a new leaf. He pulls Zed by his ears to the center of the ring, and lays into him with a few stiff chops to stagger him a bit, and then a powerslam. He rolls him up, but Zed kicks out with authority and kips up quickly. They brawl all across the ring, and while Stan appears to be driven to do some major damage, Zed is just as driven to win the match. He nails Stan with a Raise Up, and spins him around into the Sleeper Hold. He struggle with it, but does get it locked in, Dolph Ziggler style. Stan staggers a bit around the ring, as he tries to break the hold, but Zed has it locked in. Stan's arms flail a bit as he struggle to keep his eyes open. He staggers around and the referee checks on his consciousness. He raises his arm once....twice...Is Stan unconscious on his feet? No, of course not! He raises the arm the third time and not only does Stan hold his arm up, he rushes backward into the turnbuckle, almost literally crushing Zed. He turns and hits BACKCUT SLAM~! He makes the cover, one, two...THREE~!
WINNER in 14:22 – Stan Fulton

Random Tag Tournament Draw

<GM the Danny and Vic make their way out to the stage. The fans give them a nice ovation>

V: Danny would like to announce the Random Tag Team Title Shot Tournament. As you see, behind us, in this large metal tumbler, we have all the names of every OOWF superstar except for the Saints of Sinners, the current OOWF World Tag Team Champions, What we are going to do is pick names at random, and those random teams will compete in a tournament for a shot at the OOWF World Tag Team titles, be they held by the Saints, or someone else by the time October 31 rolls around. So without further ado, Danny, please pick the names……..

Team 1………..Mac Flasher………..and……..Zed!
Team 2………..Kylie Mignolio……..and…….Bridget O’Malley!
Team 3………..Stank………………and……..Justin Sane!
Team 4………..Moosehead Jack…...and……..Alexander Darling…….oh god!
Team 5……….Awesome Bill From Dawsonville……….and……..Alexis Darling!
Team 6……….Shuziru……………..and………Firewoman!
Team 7………Ghosthead…………..and……….Shannon Mann!
Team 8………Mai Muyo…………..and………Jack Bullet!

Ok, well, that sounds like it has ALL KINDS of potential for disaster. The brackets will be announced next week, and everyone will get a trial match to work on your tag team skills and the tournament will start on October 17th. Good luck to all involved!

<the crowd cheers as Danny and Vic head to the back, gotta wonder how happy the wrestlers will be about this…….>

STAN FULTON vs. SHANNON MANN – Tournament of Champions Finals

Shannon is announced first and the OOWF Onslaught champion makes her way to the ring to the boos of the crowd. Stan comes out next, and he is treated even worse by the fans. No crowd favorite here! The two make their way into the ring and meet in the center. They shake hands, which seems to enrage the fans even further. No crowd favorites HERE! The referee calls for the bell and we are underway.

Fulton immediately gains the advantage and pummels Shannon with kicks and punches, then finishes her off with a spinning fist to the side of the head. Shannon falls to the mat and tries to escape, but Fulton pulls her into the ropes and continues the punishment. Shannon gets a brief respite and launches an offensive on Fulton, but she wasn’t able to take him off his feet. The end comes when Fulton catches Shannon on the top rope, she grabs her and PLANTS her with an ISLAND BUSTER! Fulton gets up, hits the ropes and lands the DROPLINE! Fulton covers and gets the three count. As soon as the bell rings, Stan slides out of the ring, grabs his title and heads to the back.
WINNER in 9:12 – Stan Fulton

IMPERIAL ONSLAUGHT

Russ: Well here we go partner. We've reached what is traditionally one of our biggest matches of the year Imperial Onslaught. 13 competitors going after a guaranteed World Championship match. What's your prediction?

Razz: I like Mac Flasher tonight. I think he's going to be highly motivated to put on a show after losing on Sunday. Who do you have?

Russ: Tough call. Any one of these individuals can win. I'll take the biggest guy in the match, Stank. We can speculate all we want but we'll find out soon, Let's head down to the ring.

"Jaded" begins to play and #1. Kylie Mignolio makes her way to the ring to a nice ovation from the crowd. She warms up in the ring and the crowd goes nuts as "I Get Wet" brings out the former World Champion #2.Mac Flasher. The two friends smile and shrug at one another as the bell rings and Imperial Onslaught is officially underway.

Mac and Kylie shake hands and then we get down to business. Mac nails some hard forearms and European Uppercuts that drive Kylie back into the corner. Mac tries to power Kylie out but Kylie responds with hard kicks to drive Mac back. Kylie explodes out of the corner and nails Mac with a clothesline. The buzzer goes off and #3. Alexis Darling comes down. Alexis starts hammering on both Kylie and Mac. She nails Mac with a low blow and then shoots Kylie off the ropes and nails her with a beautiful spinning heel kick. Alexis hits the Bitch Killer on Kylie as we count down and #4. Moosehead Jack is the next man out. Moose sprints to the ring and to no one's surprise is quickly all over Alexis. Alexis holds her own for a bit, but Moose with a knee to the gut and then a DDT. Moose has Alexis on the ropes, trying to eliminate her, when Kylie sees an opportunity to eliminate both. She hits a running knee to Moose's back. Alexis is able to hold on but Moose is not.

Moosehead Jack has been eliminated. (by Kylie Minoglio)

Moose doesn't exactly take this well. He drags Kylie under the bottom rope, nails her with a short clothesline and then propels her shoulder first into the turnbuckle. He then slams a chair repeatedly into Kylie's shoulder before applying a Fujiwara Armbar. Security finally comes out to drag him off Kylie. #5. Mai Muyo comes out and Moose tries to fight through security to get to HER before being dragged away. Mai gets greeted by a running knee from Alexis as she gets in the ring. Kylie grits her teeth and rolls back in. She and Mac hold their own against Mai and Alexis but you can tell her shoulder is really bothering her. #6. Justin Sane runs to the ring and immediately climbs the top rope and dives onto Mac and Mai. As he's celebrating that however, Alexis comes up from behind and dumps him over the top.

Justin Sane has been eliminated. (Alexis Darling)

Mac, Kylie, Alexis and Mai continue their awesome little 4 way dance until #7. Awesome Bill From Dawsonville makes his way to the ring. Poor Bill doesn't fare much better than his partner, quickly leaving via a Mai superkick.

Awesome Bill from Dawsonville has been eliminated. (Mai Muyo)

The crowd boos loudly as the newest member of the Saints of Sinners #8. Firewoman makes her way to the ring. Fire immediately hammers Mai from behind and nails her with the Moosekiller. Alexis tries a cheap shot but Fire ducks it and backdrops her former sister in law over the top rope.

Alexis Darling has been eliminated. (Firewoman)

Fire then picks Mai up by the hair and talks a little trash before throwing her over the top.

Mai Muyo has been eliminated. (Firewoman)

Mac tries to throw Fire out from behind but Fire skins the cat and rolls back in. Mac powers her out to the apron but Fire with a shoulder to the gut and gets back in. While this is going on we see Kylie is shaking her shoulder, trying to get some feeling back into it. Fire rakes Mac's eyes and then charges Kylie, but Kylie ducks and backdrops Fire over the top rope!

Firewoman has been eliminated. (Kylie Minoglio)

#9. Bridget O'Malley comes out smiling and fist bumps a smiling Mac and Kylie before the 3 put on an impressive display in the ring. Several near eliminations but no one is able to throw anyone out. The fun ends as #10. Ghosthead comes into the ring and starts hammering on everything that moves. Lariat to Kylie, Powerslam to Mac and a spinebuster to Bridget. Ghost hits a Horror Driver on Kylie and is poised to eliminate her when #11. Shizuru sprints to the ring and jumps him from behind. Shizuru and Ghost quite frankly beat the shit out of each other brawling around the ring. #12. Stank comes to the ring and quicky clotheslines Bridget out.

Bridget O'Malley has been eliminated. (Stank)

Stank sees Shizuru and Ghost brawling near the ropes and knocks them both over the ropes.

Shizuru and Ghosthead have both been eliminated. (Stank)

Ghosthead and Shizuru continue to brawl to the back. Stank remains a one man wrecking crew, beating down Kylie and Mac as we wait for the last entrant.

Russ: And we're down to the final 4 folks. Once Alex gets into the ring it's pinfall or submission only inside the cage.

The cage does start coming down as 13. Alexander Darling comes out. Before he can get in the ring however, he's jumped from behind by Matt Folz and Stan Fulton. Matt picks him up and hits an Angle Slam on the entrance ramp. Stan with 2 huge splashes to Alex's ribs. Moose comes back out with a huge cigar in his mouth and Happy Death Bat. He hands the bat to Matt and the former all state high school baseball player measures Alex and then nails him with a Christian Yelich MVP type swing full force in the face. Matt and Stan hold Alex up and force him to look at Moose. Moose blows Cigar smoke right in Alex's face and then grabs a microphone.

Moose: Did you really think we were going to allow you to have a chance at the World Championship you stupid son of a bitch? No, no, no. See come New Year's Evil you are MINE. And nothing is going to get in the way of that. We will however be kind enough to give you an escort to the ring.

Matt and Stan drag a barely conscious Alex to the ring and roll him in. They high five Stank and then walk to the back smirking along with Moose. The crowd boos as Stank covers Alex with one finger. 1...2...3.

Alexander Darling has been eliminated. (Stank)

Mac has gotten to his feet now and rocks Stank with a few kicks. Mac goes to the second rope and leaps with a cross body but Stank catches him. Kylie clips Stank from behind though. Mac lands on top, Kylie adds her body weight as well as the referee counts 3.

Stank has been eliminated. (Both Kylie Minoglio and Mac Flasher)

Russ: And we're down to the final 2! One of these two great competitors is going to win a Guaranteed OOWF World Championship shot.

Razz: And amazingly, it's the same two we started the match with.

Mac and Kylie circle each other cautiously, neither wanting to make a mistake with this much on the line. Kylie uses her good arm to land two quick jabs at Mac and then a single arm DDT. She cradles for 2. Mac reverses for a 2 and both make it to their feet. Mac connects with the Flash Drive but doesn't quite get all of it and Kylie is able to kick out at 2 1/2. Mac heads to the top rope and goes for a Frog Splash but Kylie is able to move out of the way. Kylie rolls over and covers for 2. Kylie slams Mac in the middle of the ring and then heads up top. Moonsault connects. 1...2...can Mac kick out? HE CAN'T!...3.

Mac Flasher has been eliminated. (Kylie Minoglio) Therefore the Winner of Imperial Onslaught (45:21) KYLIE MINOGLIO!

Mac gets to his knees and puts his head in his hands in disappointment before he stands and walks over and gives Kylie a big hug. Mac raises Kylie's arm and then slides out of the ring to let her enjoy her victory celebration. Kylie poses on all 4 corners as the crowd roars. Mac rolls out of the ring and heads to the back, looking rather dejected. Bridget comes out to console him, but not before giving Kylie a big thumbs up

STAN FULTON vs. JACK BULLET – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

Stan is announced first and storms his way to the ring and steps between the ropes and waits in the corner. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Jack Bullet makes his way to the ring. Bullet steps into the ring and raises his arms to the crowd, and Fulton darts across the ring and takes him to the mat with a vicious clothesline to the back of the head. Fulton repeatedly stomps on the back of Jack’s head, then pulls him to his feet and slams him face first into the corner. Fulton pins Bullet there and hammers him with Vader like punches to the ribs and side of the head, before taking a step back and NAILING Bullet with a short palm strike. Fulton whips Bullet to the ropes and DRIVES him to the mat with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX. Fulton covers, hooking the leg, but Bullet manages to power out at two.

Fulton pulls Bullet to his feet, but Bullet grabs Fulton by the head, scales the corner and leaps to the floor, guillotining his throat on the top rope. Fulton staggers back and drops to one knee, Bullet takes a moment to recover, then slides into the ring and connects with a drop kick to the back of Fulton’s head. Bullet pulls Fulton to his feet and traps him in an abdominal stretch! Fulton snarls and quickly flips Bullet to the mat, but as Bullet lands, he catches Fulton with an uppercut to the jaw that rocks Stan back on his feet. Bullet whips Fulton to the ropes and pops him with a superkick, but Fulton doesn’t go down. Bullet heads to the ropes and climbs the corner then leaps and puts Fulton down with a flying bulldog! Bullet covers, but Fulton powers out at two.

Bullet grabs the leg that Alexis worked on last night and lands a couple of kicks to Fulton’s hip, then tries to turn him over in a Boston crap, Fulton is able to grab the bottom rope and force the break, frustratingly quickly for Bullet. Jack gets to his feet and pulls Fulton to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a back drop, but Fulton catches him, lifts him in the air and POWERBOMBS him through the Liechtensteiner Announce Table!

Fulton claims he was aiming for the apron, so evidently the referee is going to let this stand. Fulton leaves the ring and pulls Bullet out of the wreckage and kills him with a short clothesline. The world champion is in a world of trouble here. Fulton pulls Bullet up again and tries to whip Bullet into the ring steps, but somehow Bullet reverses it and Fulton plows bad hip first into the stairs! Fulton howls in pain and grabs his hip, then snarls in pain. Bullet waits for Fulton To get to his feet then lands several hard kicks to the side of his hip, then rolls Fulton into the ring. Bullet immediately traps Fulton in an Indian death lock and tries for the submission. The crowd roars hoping for a submission, but Fulton disappoints them by dragging his way to the ropes and forcing the break.

Bullet pulls Fulton to his feet and whips him into the corner and connects with a corner splash. Bullet charges in again and tries a HIGH IMPACT MOVE, but Fulton holds onto the rop rope and Bullet slams to the mat! Fulton tries to drop an elbow on Bullet, but he moves out of the way and Fulton slams to the mat. Fulton climbs the ropes and drops a leg across Fulton’s face, then covers him, but once again Fulton kicks out at two.

Bullet drags Fulton into the middle of the ring then hits a superkick to the side of his head! Bullet calls for the ACTION DRIVER! Bullet gets Fulton hooked and tries to lift him, Fulton sandbags him, then lifts Bullet and hits a THUNDEROUS ALABAMA SLAM! Bullet is dazed! Fulton hits the ropes and drops the DROPLINE, he covers, the crowd is HORRIFIED! One…….two……..thre……NO! NO! Bullet kicks out with a fraction of a second to spare! Time is running down! Fulton grabs Bullet and locks him in an ANACONDA VICE! But he can’t cinch it in as hard as he wants because Bullet has him in the TALON! Fulton howls in pain and blood starts to bleed from the forehead, but he squeezes tighter and Bullet starts to fade, the talon loosening just enough. The referee checks on Bullet and he is about to call for the bell when DING DING DING!

Fulton breaks the hold thinking he won the title via submission, he looks at the referee who is checking with the time keeper. He waives the victory off! It was a thirty minute time limit draw!
WINNER – 30:00 time limit draw – Jack Bullet retains his OOWF World Heavyweight title!

Fulton is not happy about this at all. He grabs Bullet and pulls him to his feet and hits the CLEAR CUT! Then locks Bullet in the anaconda again! Bullet fights it, but loses consciousness. The referee is yelling at Stan and threatening him with disqualification. Fulton finally breaks the hold, gets to his feet and thinks about destroying the referee, then just calmly picks up the OOWF World Heavyweight title, gives it a long look, then drapes it across Bullet’s body. Fulton leaves the ring and we see medics slide into the ring to check on the champion while we fade to black.

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OOWF Hell On Earth 14 (#881)
Live! From Asheville, North Carolina
September 30, 2018

Russ: Welcome everyone to Hell on Earth 14, LIVE! From Asheville, North Carolina!
Razz: Good ta be here tonight, we have what I guess some would call an honor, joining us on commentary tonight, Nash!
Nash: What do you mean some? Of course it’s an honor for me to join you
Razz: I am just glad you made it down here without tearing a quad
Nash: Ah the little man has jokes
Russ: If we could focus on the card, our first match I a loser leaves town match, which mean, either Beer Money or Banned From Everywhere will be gone from the OOWF!
Nash: Like…..why? I mean, where’s the money in this?
Russ: You’re not intrigued? Someone will lose their job tonight!
Nash: I remember back in the early 70’s, I beat Verne Gagne in a loser leaves town match, the next week he came back as G-Fresh under a mask. It makes no sense
Razz: Verne Gagne. Came back as G-Fresh
Nash: You calling me a liar
Razz: No, not at all. I’m just saying I don’t believe you
Russ: While you two argue, let’s head to the ring for our first match

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. BEER MONEY – Loser Leaves Town Match

Beer Money is announced and they make their way to the ring with the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth. The crowd boos them loudly, and SYB seems especially animated tonight, threatening old ladies and children, but staying away from the men who boo him. They climb into the ring and the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth herds them into the corner and gives them some last minute advice. “Insane in the Brain” plays and the crowd erupts as Awesome Bill From Dawsonville, Justin Sane and Ellie May From Elijay make their way to the ring. They slap hands with the fans, then Justin and Bill climb into the ring. Looks like Justin and SYB are going to start things off, the bell rings and we are underway!

SYB and Skurge lock up and SYB immediately goes to the eyes. He lands a couple of punches to a blinded Justin, then whips him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Justin ducks. As he rebounds off the ropes, Justin hits a dropkick that nearly takes SYB’s head off. SYB bounces to his feet and staggers into the corner, Justin charges in and jumps on the second rope and does the TEN PUNCHES OF DOOM! The crowd counts along, as he hits ten Justin hops off the ropes, SYB staggers out of the corner, taking a couple of swings at nothing in particular, then falling face on the mat. Justin hooks him and rolls him over and covers, but Skurge comes in and breaks it up with a kick to the back of Justin’s head.

Justin pulls SYB to a sitting position, then hooks him in a rolling cradle and rolls him around the ring. He stops and has SYB’s shoulders on the mat, somehow he kicks out, but now both men are too dizzy to continue. Justin struggles to his feet first and staggers over to SYB and tries to pull him to his feet. Skurge comes into the ring, which takes the referee’s attention away from SYB, so SYB NAILS Justin with the JERSEY TURNPIKE! Justin doubles over in pain and SYB rolls him into an inside cradle. The referee turns back around and starts the count, but Bill comes in and kicks SYB to break up the pin. SYB drags Justin to the Beer Money corner and tags in Skurge.

Skurge comes in and drops a knee across Justin’s throat, then drags him to the bottom rope and puts his throat on the bottom rope and chokes him out. The referee starts his count and Skurge breaks just before the DQ. Skurge turns to argue with the referee which lets SYB drop his knee across the back of Justin’s head choking him some more. Skurge finally turns around and springs over the top rope and drops a leg across the back of Justin’s head, then hitting the floor and ROCKING him with a European upper cut. Justin’s head snaps back and he falls into the ring, Skurge slides in and covers, but Justin manages to get his foot on the ropes before the three.

Skurge drags Justin to the middle of the ring and locks him in the sharpshooter!

Russ: He has him trapped in the middle of the ring, can Justin fight this?
Nash: Could you imagine the humiliation? Knowing you gave up and cost you and your partner a payday?
Razz: Well, at some point you have ta! You can’t risk permanent injury, that would ruin the team as well

Skurge fights and fights to get out of it, the crowd starts stomping and clapping and cheering “JUS-TIN! Chants erupt. Justin starts to fight and manages to grab Skurge’s leg and he REVERSES THE SHARPSHOOTER! Skurge howls in pain and the crowd loses their minds.

SYB runs in and rakes SYB’s eyes, again, this brings Bill in, he goes after SYB but SYB bails out of the ring. Bill goes back to his corner and Justin tags Bill in. Bill pulls Skurge to his feet and takes him down HARD with a stiff clothesline. Bill hits the ropes then drops a high knee across Skurge’s chest, Bill covers…..one……two……NO! Skurge kicks out at two!

Bill pulls Skurge to his feet and tags in Justin. Bill sets Skurge on the top rope and climbs up and hits a SUPERPLEX! Justin then lauches himself off the top and hits the JIST INSANE FROGSPLASH! Bill stays in the ring to keep SYB from interfering, the referee hits the mat, the crowd counts along ONE! TWO THRE………NO! Skurge rolls his shoulder!

Russ: HOW THE HELL DID HE KICK OUT OF THAT!
Razz: Skurge is really showing something tonight! Fighting for his team!
Nash: He’s fighting for a PAYCHECK!

Justin pulls Skurge up and tags Bill back in. Bill comes in and hammers Skurge with punches, then whips him to the ropes, but Skurge reverses and SYB low bridges Bill sending him crashing over the top rope. SYB hops off the apron and grabs a conveniently placed bottle and SMASHES it upside Bill’s head! Bill drops to the floor and doesn’t move. Skurge tags in SYB and SYB jumps off the apron and grabs Bill and rolls him into the ring. Bill is a bloody mess.

SYB covers, but somehow Bill rolls his shoulder. SYB and Skurge use quick tags to keep Bill on the mat. SYB traps Bill in a fujiwara arm bar and Bill yells in pain. The crowd is roaring for Bill. Bill fights to his feet, then lifts SYB up and DRIVES him to the mat with a POWERBOMB! Bill is HYPED! Skurge comes in and he eats repeated Atomic Elbows. Bill clotheslines Skurge over the top rope, then pounces on SYB and traps him in the CUYLER CLUTCH! Skurge immediately comes back into the ring and Justin catches him and spins him to the mat in a CROSSFACE! The crowd is about to go nuclear………finally SYB TAPS! SYB TAPS! SYB TAPS! And the crowd EXPLODES!
WINNERS in 17:39 – Banned From Everywhere

Justin and Bill celebrate with Ellie May while the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth does NOT look happy. SYB realizes what happened and throws a tantrum while Skurge just remains face down on the mat. The crowd starts singing “NA-NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA-NA, HEY! HEY! GOOOOOOOOOOOOBYE! SYB and Skurge roll out of the ring and march up the ramp with a VERY unhappy Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth following right behind then.

Russ: A sad ending to a very good OOWF career for Beer Money, formerly IHOP.
Razz: I would NOT want to be in their boots! She was MAD!
NASH: WON’T SOMONE THINK OF THE MONEY!
Russ: Is that all this is to you?
NASH: Money’s life, homie
Razz: You just said homie. You literally just said homie
NASH: It’s cool, my bro Konan said it was cool
Razz: Unreal
Russ: Moving on to our next match, Shizuru and Shannon defend the OOWF Onslaught Championship against Ghosthead, who, until AT LEAST, last night was still wearing a neckbrace.
Nash: So what? Back in 1980 I won an Olympic gold medal in wrestling with a broken freakin’ neck!
Razz: Uh, we boycotted the summer Olympics in 1980, and that was Kurt Angle. Literally, word for word, Kurt Angle
Nash: So the story leading up to this Shizz match…….crazy stuff!
Russ: Indeed it has been a wild ride, back at Alaskan Massacre, Shizuru basically abducted Shannon and Ghosthead lost his mind. Shannon says she fell for Shizuru and now tonight, they are going to destroy her HUSBAND!
Razz: You can’t make this shit up!
Russ: Let’s head to the ring

GHOSTHEAD vs. SHANNON MANN & SHIZURU - OOWF Onslaught Championship Handicap Match

Ghosthead is announced first and comes to the ring like a man on a mission. Most noticeably, Ghost is still wearing a neck brace

Nash: IS HE INSANE?
Razz: For once I find myself agreeing with you. They can’t let this go on!
Russ: From what I’m being told in the back, Ghost signed a waiver, no matter what happens in this match, the OOWF is not financially liable at all
Nash: IS HE INSANE?!?!?![/b]

Shizuru’s music hits and he and Shannon make their way to the ring. Shannon holds the ropes open for Shizuru. He steps between the ropes……and immediately attacks Ghost! Shizuru nails Ghost with a kick to the gut, Ghost recovers and connects with a shot to Shizuru’s jaw. He staggers back and Ghost backs him into the corner and lays in some insanely stiff forearms to the side of Shizuru’s head. Shannon charges in and grabs Ghost from behind and hits a release German suplex! Ghost lands HARD on the back of his head, hard enough to pop the collar off! The crowd gasps at this and gets quiet. Ghost lays face down in the middle of the ring holding his neck. The referee checks on him and we hear Ghost say he is ok, even though the referee does not appear to be sure.

While the crowd is stunned into silence, Shannon grabs Ghost and puts him in a chin lock while Shizuru runs out of the corner and connects with a drop kick to Ghost’s face that snaps his head back further. Shannon keeps hold of Ghost’s head, then gets to her feet and CURBSTOMPS him. The crowd is now booing the ever loving SHIT out of Shizuru and Shannon. Shizuru glares out at the crowd then grabs Ghost and lifts him and hits a PILEDRIVER! The crowd is HORRIFIED. Shizuru and Shannon yell at the crowd, so what they don’t see is Ghost pop right back to his feet and crack his neck. The crowd pops HUGE for this. Ghost grabs Shizuru and spins him around and levels him with a clothesline. Shannon charges but Ghost catches her and elevates her and hits a Cesaro elbow as she falls, Shannon hits the mat and rolls to the floor, dazed.

Ghost glares at Shizuru, then pulls him to his feet and whips him to the ropes and nearly takes his head off with a big boot. Ghost doesn’t even try for a cover, he whips Shizuru into the corner and charges in and catches him with another boot to the face. Ghost sets Shizuru on the top rope and hits a BRAINBUSTAAAAAAA!!! He drags Shizuru into the ring and locks him in the Phantasmagoria! Shizuru struggles and tries to make it to the ropes, but he is fading fast. The referee moves in to check on Shizuru and is just about to call for the bell when Shannon rushes in and lands a stiff kick to Ghost’s ribs, that draws a warning from the referee.

Shannon has used her first referee warning

Shizuru crawls into the corner, presumably to die as Shannon pulls Ghost to his feet and connects with a spinning heel kick to the side of the head. Ghost is staggered. Shannon grabs him and HIGH IMPACT MOVE, Ghost’s head snaps back and he falls to the mat. Shannon pulls Ghost up and sends him into the corner, Ghost slams into the corner sternum first and staggers backward, Shannon leaps up and hits a REVERSE HURRACARANA driving Ghost to the man on the back of his head. Shannon gets to her feet and looks proud of herself, the crowd boos her loudly. Ghost struggles to his feet and Shannon charges, but Ghost backdrops her over the top rope to the floor!

Ghost staggers to the middle of the ring and drops to his knees. In the corner we see Shizuru spit BLACK MIST on his hand! He stands and calls for the BLACK MIST CLAW on Ghost!! He raises his hand in the air, the referee is warning him not to do it, Ghost grabs the referee and tells him to let him do it, while they are arguing, Shannon jumps back onto the apron and grabs Shizuru’s hand and slams it onto his face, right over his eyes! Shizuru howls in pain!

Russ: What the hell is going on here?
Razz: Did Shannon just turn on Shizuru?
Nash: That should be a disqualification, shouldn’t it?
Russ: The rules of a handicap onslaught rules match are a little fuzzy
Razz: Clearly

Shizuru staggers out of the corner toward Ghost, he grabs Shizruru and hits the HORROR DRIVER! Ghost gets to his feet and she and Shannon go nose to nose, then they both give and evil grin and put the boots to Shizuru! They are beating him mercilessly when the Saint’s music hits and they storm the ring. They circle the ring and Shannon and Ghost get ready for a fight. The crowd is so confused right now. The Saints climb onto the apron and are about to step between the ropes, when they all stop, hop off the apron and head to the back!

Russ: THE SAINTS JUST ABANDONED SHIZURU!
Razz: Does it really surprise you? Those bastards are cowards!
Nash: Man if I had a dollar for every time we had to turf someone who was holding us back!
Russ: More with the money!

Shizuru can see just enough that he watches the Saints go, and realizes what is happening. He gets to his knees and tries to beg off from Ghost and Shannon but Shannon catches him with a kick to the face. She pulls Shizuru up and sends him to the ropes while Ghost springs off the middle rope and connects with the EIDOLON! Ghost heads to the corner for the SPECTRE’S FALL! As he gets to the top, Shanon clips his leg and he crashes to the mat! Shannon grabs Shizuru and hits the ENIGMA BUSTER! Shannon covers Shizuru, one……two……THREE!
WINNER in 10:47 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – Shannon Mann

Razz: IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?
Nash: What a horrible way to lose a match!
Razz: You lost a title to a finger poke of doom
Nash: My god that drew me so much money!
Russ: To answer the question, I have no idea if that is legal or not, it certainly appears to be!

Back inside the ring, Ghost gets to his feet and walks up to his wife in confusion. She grabs a mic:

I bet you are wondering WHY I shoved you off the top rope <Ghost nods> I did it because THIS <patting the Onslaught title draped over her shoulder> IS MINE! <Ghost still looks confused> Still not getting it? Listen to me, husband. When I married you, we became EQUALS. When Shizuru kidnapped me, that was MY situation to deal with, NOT YOURS. You rushed to my aid and made it YOUR issue with Shizuru. That angered me. So I decided to play along with Shizuru and see where this ended up, knowing the whole time that it would be ME as champion, not my bullheaded husband.

GH: <starts to say something, then stops and nods his head> you are right, I was wrong

S: Excellent. Now hold the ropes open for your Queen

<Ghost steps on the bottom rope and pulls up the middle rope letting Shannon out of the ring, Ghost follows behind him, and the crowd boos the shit out of both of them>

Back inside the ring, Shizuru has crawled to the bottom rope and reaches out as Shannon walks away, he cries out, then slumps to the mat, sobbing. Eventually he rolls under the bottom rope and staggers to the back. The crowd slowly starts to applause, and it builds and builds until Shizuru stops and acknowledges it. The fans get louder as Shizuru walks to the back and disappears behind the curtain.

Russ: You almost have to give credit to Shizuru there, he walked to the back on his own after taking that beating.
Razz: You almost have to feel a little sorry for the guy, he lost his girl and his buddies all in one night.
Nash: Hubris, man, it will get you every single time. Almost happened to me once
Razz: Almost
Russ: Our next match should be a great one. There is absolutely no love lost between the Darlings and any members of the Saints of Sinners. These four are all veterans of the Hell in the Cell, so Razz, how much will the cage affect them?
Razz: As often as they’ve been in a cell? Not much.
Nash: I don’t care how many times you’ve been in one, getting your face slammed into steel hurts
Razz: Fair point.
Russ: The Darlings are fighting for more than the titles here, as per Alex’s promo, if they lose tonight, they cannot get another title shot as long as the Saints are champions, effectively freezing them out of the title picture
Razz: They’re absolutely betting on their ability here tonight, and why not, love em or hate em the Darlings are some of the best wrestlers we’ve ever seen
Russ: The cage is finally lowered, let’s head to the ring.

THE DARLINGS vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Hell in the Cell

Alex and Alexis are announced first, they head to the ring and get a more cheers than they are used to. They step into the cell and walk around ringside looking it over, then slide into the ring and pose on the turnbuckles, which gets a nice reaction from the crowd. The Darlings relax on the top turnbuckle while the OOWF World tag team champions, the Saints of Sinners, Stan Fulton and Matt Folz make their way to the ring. They are booed even louder than usual given what they just did to Shizuru. The Saints stop at ringside and leave their titles on the Icelandic Announce Table, then step into the cell. Fulton and Folz climb onto the apron, wipe their boots, then step between the ropes. The official outside the ring calls for the bell and we are underway.

Alex and Folz start things off attacking one another furiously and going through some AMAZING chain wrestling. Both men get frustrated as the other reverses everything he does. They finally break and the crowd roars THIS IS AWE-SOME! Alex charges at Folz, but Folz back drops him over the top rope to the floor. Alex lands on his feet and grabs Folz and pulls him outside the ring and LAUNCHES him into the cage!

Folz hits the cage and falls to the floor and Alex pulls him up and slams his face into the cage again, this time drawing some blood. Folz collapses to the floor, Alex grabs Folz for a Boston Crap, then catapults him into the ringpost! Folz’s head slams into the steel and he staggers backward, Alex grabs him by the throat and lifts him and CHOKESLAMS him on the apron! Folz rolls into the ring, Alex slides in and covers, but Stan breaks it up at two.

Alex and Alexis double team the shit out of Folz, keeping him in their corner. Folz fights back, catching Alexis with a hard elbow to the side of the head, then driving her to the mat with a backdrop driver. Alexis and Folz are both down on the mat. They start crawling toward their corner, Folz lunges and tags in Fulton, Stan comes into the ring and tries to grab Lexie before she makes the tag, but she gets to Alex before Stan gets to her and makes the tag.

Alex comes in and he and Fulton circle, Alex lands several hard kicks to Fulton’s knees, Stan shakes them off and when Alex tries a punch, Fulton catches him and flips him to the mat with a judo throws. Alex pops to his feet and charges at Stan, Stan catches him with a THUNDEROUS spinebuster and covers, but Alexis breaks up the count at two.

Fulton pulls Alex to a seated position and hammers him with crossfaces. Alex rolls away, dazed and pulls himself to his feet in the corner. Fulton walks in and starts hammering Alex with punches to the ribs and gut, then stepping back and nailing a palm shot right to Alex’s sternum. Darling falls to the mat gasping for air, Fulton puts his knee in his throat and only breaks because he feels like it. Fulton whips Alex to the ropes and connects with a big superkick to the jaw that sends Darling falling out of the ring.

Folz jumps off the apron and grabs Alex and slams him face first into the cage. Alex falls to the floor and Folz reaches under the ring and grabs a chain and wraps it around his fist and pounds Alex with punches to the head until he is busted wide open. Folz heads back to his corner and Fulton steps out of the ring to the apron. He runs the apron and tries a CLEAR CUT OFF THE APRON, but somehow Alex rolls out of the way and Fulton SLAMS into the floor hip first! Fulton howls in pain, Alex pulls himself to his feet and grabs a chair and SLAMS it down on Fulton’s hip. Darling, still struggling to stand, pulls Fulton to his feet and shoves the big man back into the ring. Darling covers, but Folz comes in and breaks it up with a kick right to Alex’s face, a kick that appeared to be more than a little stiff. Darling falls off of Fulton and crawls toward his corner and makes the tag to Lexie.

Lexie comes into the ring and grabs Fultons injured leg, well, hip, and turns him over in a half Boston crab, really sitting low on Fulton’s back, pulling back hard on that hip. Fulton howls in pain, the referee comes in close checking to see if he wants to quit. When it becomes clear he won’t, Alex charges into the ring and slams his knee into Fulton’s hip. This brings Folz in and he and Alex got out it, tumbling between the ropes to the floor.

Inside the ring, Fulton finally manages to roll over, breaking the half crab, Lexie tries to reapply it, but Fulton kicks her in the face with his good leg, causing Alexis to stagger away. Fulton pulls himself to one knee on the ropes, Lexie charges in and catches him with a running knee to the side of the head. Fulton crumbles to the mat, Lexie tries to trap Fulton in the Tazzmission, but Fulton fights to his feet, again using the ropes, and falls backward CRUSHING Alexis! Fulton lays on her and the referee hits the mat, one…..two……NO! Lexie kicks out, just barely!

Outside the ring, Alex and Matt have fought out the Cell door and are headed up the side of the cage, fighting the whole way. They take turns climbing and slamming one another’s faces into the cage, both of them nearly falling off several times. They finally get to the top and start swinging even more. Alex catches Folz with an uppercut to the throat and pulls Folz to the side of the cage. Alex looks down below to the Icelandic Announce Table, where the OOWF World Tag Team titles sit. He lifts Folz onto his shoulders……

Russ: OH MY GOD NO! He is going to hit the Darling driver off the cage!
Razz: That will kill BOTH of them![/i]

Alex lifts Folz, but Folz slips free and lifts Alex for the OLYMPIC SLAM off the CAGE! Alex crashes HARD through the Icelandic Announce Table, and Folz tries to keep his balance, but ends up falling through the Panamanian Announce Table right next to it. The crowd erupts into a HOLY SHIT! chant and medics immediately race to ringside to check on both of them.

Fulton pulls Lexie up and throws her to the ropes and nails her with a double sledge to the face that opens a gash on Lexie’s forehead. Lexie sees her blood and gets FURIOUS! She shoves Stan then hits a spinning heel kick to the face, then nails him with a superkick that sends Stan into the corner. Fulton falls to the mat, and Lexie goes to the opposite corner and unties the turnbuckle pad. Lexie pulls Stan out of the corner and grabs him by the head and charges into the corner, she leaps over the top rope and BULLDOGS Fulton right on the exposed steel! Lexie lands on the apron, Fulton’s head snaps back and we can see he had been busted wide open! Lexie springs to the top rope and hits a FLYING NECK BREAKER on Fulton! Stan is OUT! Lexie covers and the crowd counts along ONE……TWO…….NO! Once again, the crowd cannot believe that they were wrong! Lexis pulls Fulton to his feet and goes around behind him and hits a Bridging German suplex! Fulton’s shoulders are down, ONE……TWO…..NO! Fulton raises his shoulder at two! The crowd cannot believe it, Lexie cannot believe it. Lexie slaps the mat in frustration.

Lexie waits for Stan to get to his feet, as he stands she charges, but Fulton catches her with the BACKCUT SLAM! Fulton cannot capitalize though, he is on the mat trying to regain his composure. Outside the ring, the medics have Alex and Folz out of the wreckage of the tables and they start to lead them up the ramp, Folz pushes the medics away and heads back toward the cage. Alex follows, but as Folz gets through the door, he turns around and slams the door on Alex, sending him staggering back and collapsing to the floor.

Folz slides into the ring as Fulton stands, they get an evil grin as Stan heads to the corner and starts to climb the ropes. Folz grabs Lexie and hits an OLYMPIC SLAM, but barely, Folz collapses to the mat as he drops Lexie, so the impact is not as great. Fulton steadies himself on the middle rope and hits THE CRUSHER! Fulton covers……ONE…….TWO…….THREE! Alex tries to get into the ring, but he is a second too late!
WINNERS in 44:51 and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions – The Saints of Sinners

The referee hands the titles to Fulton and Folz and they slowly get to their feet. Folz can barely stand, while Fulton is noticeably limping on his injured hip. They hold the titles high and soak in the boos. As they leave the ring, Alex drags himself across the ring and checks on Alexis, consoling her on the loss. The Darlings slowly get to their feet and get a standing ovation from the crowd. They don’t seem to acknowledge it, but it gets louder as they head up the ramp to the back.

Russ: What a match!
Razz: The Darlings cannot receive another title match until the Saints lose the titles!
Nash: Well, the test for the champs will be, how do they respond after this? They both went through absolute hell tonight, they may be the champs, but right now they are at their most vulnerable.
Russ: Time will tell, they both have singles matches on Wednesday at the Imperial Onslaught. Guys, our next match is going to be insane
Razz: Anytime you have Moose and Fire in the ring on opposite sides, it is insane, you add the powder keg that is Mai and Eco to this……I hope there are ambulances on stand by
Russ: They have the cage raised, let’s go to the ring!

MOOSEHEAD JACK & MAI MUYO vs. FIREWOMAN & ECOSYSTEM

Moose and Fire immediately start at one another, but Mai and Eco hold them back, telling them THEY are starting the match. Juni and Mai meet in the middle of the ring and start arguing. Mai slaps Juni across the face, then Juni responds with a slap of his own. Mai shoves Juni to the mat and tries a knee lift as he gets up, but Eco side steps the move and shoves Mai to the ropes. On the rebound he knees her in the gut and takes her to the mat with a butterfly suplex. Juni quickly rolls to his feet and connects with a drop kick to Mai’s jaw as she gets to her feet sending her back into the corner with Firewoman. Mai immediately turns and hits Fire, knocking her to the floor.

Eco charges into the corner and connects with a clothesline. Mai is staggered as Moose sets her on the top rope and hits a SUPERPLEX! Juni rolls over and gets Mai in a front facelock submission move, but before the referee can even move to check on her, Moose comes in and grabs Juni, pulls him to his feet and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt. Fire tries to come in, but the referee stops her, which allows Moose to kick Eco low and DROP him with a DDT! He pulls Mai onto Eco and leaves the ring, the referee turns around and counts, one…..two…..NO! Mai Eco gets his foot on the bottom rope!

Mai tags Moose into the ring and he drops a knee across Eco’s face, then pulls him to his feet and nails him with a BURNING HAMMER! Eco falls out of the ring, and Moose follows him. Jack pulls Eco up and hits a POWERBOMB on the apron. Eco falls to the floor holding his back. Moose climbs onto the apron and drops an elbow across Eco’s back, then gives Mai the sign, she enters the ring and goes after Fire, with the referee distracted, Moose repeatedly slams a chair down across Eco’s back. Moose shoots him into the ring and tags in Mai, Mai comes in and puts Eco in the Walls of Jericho, staring at Fire the entire time. Eco howls in pain, but when the referee checks on him, he refuses to submit. Eco claws his way to the ropes and finally grabs the bottom rope forcing the break.

Mai pulls him up and drops him across her knee and tags in Moose, Moose climbs to the top rope and then drops an elbow on Eco. He spins off Mai’s knee and crashes to the mat. Moose covers, but Eco gets his foot on the ropes. Moose pulls Juni up and whips him to the ropes and nails a BUISAKU KNEE! Juni collapses in a heap and Moose pounces and locks him in the JI-ENDO! but Fire darts in and breaks it up at two. Moose is quickly to his feet and he and his sister start throwing punches. Mai comes in the ring and we see her pull something out of her boot, it’s HANDCUFFS! Mai nails Fire on the back of the head, then she and Moose drag Fire to the ropes and handcuff her to the top rope!

Russ: Firewoman is handcuffed to the ropes! They are going to DECIMATE Juni!
Razz: Oh man, this is a bad spot for Ecosystem

Moose grabs Eco and sets him up for a piledriver, and Mai heads to the top rope to make it a SPIKE PILEDRIVER, the most deadly kind of piledriver! Mai leaps……..but lands a kick right to Moose’s face instead of finishing the pildriver

Nash: What the hell is going on here tonight?
Russ: Your guess is as good as mine, did Mai just miss her mark?
Razz: It wasn’t even CLOSE to a spike piledriver!

The announcers questions are quickly answered as Mai grabs Moose by the hair and pulls him up, grabs his arms and hits a FLORIDA KEY! Moose lands HARD on the back of his head. Juni is finally on his feet and he looks at Mai, and they share a hug, and the crowd pops HUGE! On the ropes, Fire looks confused. Then the Muyos grab Moose and pull him up for a spike piledriver of their own! Fire is staring in disbelief, she pulls at the handcuffs and slowly pulls her hand free <another historical and biological fact, Fire has small hands and big wrists, and that has saved her life more times than Colonel Colt’s equalizer, or any other weapon she can get her hands on>

Fire races to the corner and nails Mai with a kick to the back of the head, she falls to the mat, dropping Moose. Fire heads to the corner and gets under Juni and hits a TOP ROPE MOOSEKILLER! The crowd realizes what has just happened and boos the ever loving SHIT out of Fire. Eco looks hurt that Fire has betrayed him and all four fight in the ring. The match actually settles down, only now it is Moose and Fire against Mai and Eco! They brawl for several minutes. The crowd is rabidly behind Mai and Eco and boo everything that Moose and Fire do. The end finally comes when Moose drops Mai with a package piledriver on the apron. Then slides in and blindsides Eco. Moose lifts him on his shoulders and hits the GTSF! Fire then comes off the top rope with the BEST FIRESAULT EVER! Moose kicks Mai in the face to keep her from coming in, Fire covers and gets the three count and the win!
WINNERS in 33:11 – technically, Firewoman & Eco

Russ: What the hell is going on here tonight?
Razz: Fire pinned her partner, that she turned on during the match, and she AND Eco get the win?
Nash: Is Russo booking this shit?
Russ: Wait a minute, it seems like there is more to this story…….[/i]

<Fire and Moose celebrate as Mai checks on her brother, helping him to his feet. They both look at their partners for the match with shock at their betrayals. Fire shakes her hand free after the referee raises and grabs the microphone from the announcer.>

FW: Juni, Juni, Juni...didn't I tell you? Didn't I warn you? We even talked about people who make themselves your friends, only to stab you in the back at the end? Shouldn't that have been your FIRST CLUE?

<Ecosystem asks her what she's talking about.>

FW: I did it, Juni...."Sensei".....I got that call from the board.....It's true, that Nate is out as CEO, but they didn't put you in...no no....They put ME IN!

<Ecosystem is beside himself, and Mai starts to jaw at Fire. Fire simply puts up a "Talk to the Hand" and continues.>

FW: That's right, Juni. See, we Quinns are way more patient than most people give us credit for, and I have been looking for a way to get even with you ever since I left Trinity. Oh sure, I set you on Fire in the ring, which was a bit of emotional release, but it doesn't really get you where you live, you know? I can't say as I was planning it since then, but when I saw the opportunity to make the board see that we need a change at the top, I knew that this was the perfect plan. To befriend you, and then take your company....your LEGACY....take that from you and leave you with NOTHING.

<The crowd is now booing this. Moose signals to the back and 13 comes down carrying what we find out is a Saints T-shirt that is just Firewoman-sized. She puts it on, and the boos start big-time.>

FW: Now, I did have to keep some folks in the dark about this, although my brother here knew all along. I hope they'll forgive me, and come on out here, so I can introduce them as not only my comrades in Saints of Sinners, but as my NEW CABINET~!

<"The Saints" by Helloween plays and a confused Matt, Stan, and Stank come down the aisle.>

FW: May I introduce you to my new CFO, Stan Fulton (*boos from crowd*), COO Matt Folz (*more boos*) and CAO Lucas Mann (*still an unbelievable amount of boos*)

<Matt, Stan, and Stank, look around at each other and at Moose and Fire.>

FW: Now, there will be a need for some restructuring of the board, so Lucky has done some buying and selling of OOWF stock, so that I have a majority, and the rest of the board's services will no longer be required so--

<Fire is interrupted suddenly by this:

...and John Ross Ewing emerges at the top of the ramp, along with Nate and the rest of the board. The crowd doesn't really know how to react to this. He tips his hat towards Firewoman.>

JRE: Now then, Ms. Firewoman, you were totally correct to call our attention to Nate's failings as CEO. But your man Lucky is not as slick as he thinks, and when we realized the stocks were moving hands at an unusually high rate, well now, we had to look into that.

<Firewoman stares up the ramp at him. Ecosystem and Mai have started to limp their way up the ramp.>

JRE: So once I saw what was going on, I figured that this was your play. C'mon, darlin'...my daddy taught me better than that, and you should've know that.

FW: What's your point, John Ross?

JRE: My point is that while you did get your revenge on Ecosystem for his mistreatment of you and damn near everyone else in the company at some point, I had a little bit of my own revenge to get. So if Mr. Gutierrez checks that stock portfolio, he'll find that those shares you thought you had, are not quite enough to do much of anything you were planning on, and this here board will stay right as they are.

<Firewoman and Moose both protest, and the rest of the Saints, while still not sure what's going on, protest in unity with Moose and Fire. Ecosystem and Mai have made it to the top of the ramp.>

JRE: Well, with some changes. Nate here is, officially, no longer CEO. That much you did accomplish.

FW: Oh, well, who is the new CEO....you?

JRE: Oh, no, darlin', I got a oil company to run. No, I think the new CEO will be who it should have been all along...Mr. Junichiro "Ecosystem" Muyo!

<The crowd pops huge for this, as Firewoman is now nearly insane with rage. Moose is close behind. Firewoman makes a move like she's going to go up the ramp after him, but Stank grabs a hold of her to keep her from doing something stupid. Ecosystem is so shocked he nearly misses shaking John Ross's hand, but he does eventually.>

JR: Now, Juni, this CEO position comes with a few strings. First of all, and you will have to sign this for it to be official, there will be no punitive actions taken against the Saints beyond the due punishments they deserve for breaking OOWF rules.

<Eco signs the paper and plays to the crowd>

JR: One more thing. The board insists that, as long as you are to remain CEO, you must retire as an in-ring performer.

<Eco, and the crowd, are stunned>

JR: I’m sorry, but there’s been too many instances of you using your power to benefit your career inside the ring. This is a must.

<Eco takes a moment to think about it, then signs the paper. The crowd starts a PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO! Chant. Eco steps part way down the ramp so the crowd can see him, then takes a bow. The crowd erupts with applause and rises as one for a standing ovation. Inside the ring, the Saints SEETHE with rage. Mai hugs her brother and they head to the entrance, pause again, Juni waves again, then disappears to the back. The Saints huddle in the ring for a moment, then leave the ring to a chorus of laughter and boossteps part way down the ramp so the crowd can see him, then takes a bow. The crowd erupts with applause and rises as one for a standing ovation. Inside the ring, the Saints SEETHE with rage. Mai hugs her brother and they head to the entrance, pause again, Juni waves again, then disappears to the back. The Saints huddle in the ring for a moment, then leave the ring to a chorus of laughter and boos>

Razz: Junichiro Muyo just retired? Seriously, what is going on here tonight?
Russ: I have to say, this has been the most surprising pay per view I have ever been a part of
Nash: It’s close, I was on a pay per view once where Zach Gowan beat Brock Lesnar for the World Heavyweight Title
Russ: What pay per view was THIS?
Nash: Oh, it was a Canadian pay per view, you’ve probably never heard of it, only shown in Canada
Razz: Uh huh
Nash: Are you calling me a liar?
Razz: I am
Nash: Well, maybe we should just take this out back then?
Razz: Calm down killer, I don’t want you to tear something and not be able to finish the pay per view
Russ: When you two are done bickering like children, next up we have a fatal four way for the OOWF Intercontinental title. Zed defends against Stank, Bridget O’Malley and Stank
Nash: How did BRICK~! allow this match to stand? Zed is at a CLEAR disadvantage in this match!
Russ: That’s the point, if he wants to prove himself as Intercontinental champion, he has to survive this. Looks like we are ready to go, let’s head to the ring!

STANK vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Fatal Four Way

Stank, Bridget and Kylie are announced and make their way to the ring. Zed is announced next and he comes to the ring with BRICK~! The champion slides into the ring and waits in the corner. The bell rings and Zed immediately sneaks behind Bridget and rolls her up with a handful of tights! Zed gets a two count before Kylie grabs him and pulls him off Bridget. Kylie whips Zed to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Zed ducks. He runs right into Stank who catches him and drives him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex! Stank covers, but Bridget and Kylie pull him off of Zed. Zed rolls to the floor where he is comforted by BRICK~!

Stank gets to his feet and Bridget charges at him, Stank catches her with a right hook that sends Bridget to the mat holding her jaw. Kylie lands a drop kick on Stank’s knee, dropping him to one knee on the mat. Kylie grabs Stank and hits a short DDT and covers, but Stank kicks out at two. Kylie spins to her feet, and as she stands up, Bridget explodes out of the corner and nearly cuts her in half with a SPEAR! Bridget covers, but Kylie kicks out at two.

Both women spin to their feet as Stank gets to his feet and Zed hops on the apron. Bridget and Kylie hit them BOTH with superkicks, Zed flies off the apron and slams into the guardrail while Stand falls between the ropes to the floor.

Kylie and Bridget turn to one another and shake hands, then proceed to put on a show of counters and chain wrestling, the crowd is way into this and they are cheering wildly. After a series of moves, Bridget and Kylie spin to their feet as the crowd pops big. Just as they do that, Stank and Zed are back into the ring and attack them both from behind. Zed drops Kylie to the mat, then lands several hard knees to her face. Kylie falls over backward and Zed covers, but Stank breaks free of Bridget and kicks Zed in the face breaking up the pin.

Bridget climbs to the middle rope and tries a clothesline on Stank, but Stank catches her and DRIVES her onto his knee, then shoves her to the mat. Stank grabs Bridget for a STANK BOMB, but Zed hits Stank with a SUPERKICK that sends the big man reeling to the corner. Stank walks out of the corner and he and Zed start arguing. Zed swings, but Stank catches him with an atomic drop that sends him to the ropes, on the rebound Stank elevates Zed and as he falls he connects with a knee to the face, a modified GTS. Zed’s head snaps back and he falls to the mat, before Stank can cover, BRICK~! reaches into the ring and pulls Zed to safety.

Stank turns around and Bridget and Kylie are on their feet and they take him down with DOUBLE ELIMINATION! They both stand there debating who should make the pin, they do a quick rock, paper scissors, Bridget wins and covers Stank, but he kicks out at two! As Bridget is getting to her feet, Kylie hits a standing shooting star press and gets a two count of her own. Kylie heads to one corner and Bridget to the other and they go for double leg drops but Stank rolls out of the way and they both crash and burn! Stank grabs Kylie and hits a turnbuckle power bomb! Kylie falls to the mat and rolls to the floor. Bridget charges at Stank and hit hits her with a STANK-U! Stank remains on his feet, a little dazed.

Outside the ring, we see BRICK~! hand Zed something, Zed hides it and slips back into the ring and NAILS Stank right on the back of the head! Stank drops like he’s been shot! Zed pulls Bridget to her feet and ties her in the tree of woe, then falls on Stank, hiding the brass knucks again, the referee hits the mat, one…….two……..THREE!
WINNER in 25:55 – and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Zed!

Zed beats a hasty retreat from the ring and heads through the crowd with BRICK~! while the rest of the Saints limp their way to ringside. Bridget frees herself and slips out of the ring and helps Kylie to her feet, then helps her to the back. The Saints help Stank to his feet, the big man is still on rubber legs here, but they help him to the back.

Russ: Not a great night for the Saints of Sinners
Razz: I am sure that is breakin’ the people’s hearts
Nash: They DID retain the tag titles…..
Russ: True. Now, I wonder if Mac Flasher can fight off Jack Bullet and retain the OOWF World Heavyweight title?
Razz: Since coming back from his suspension, Bullet has been ON FIRE!
Nash: He cleaned up at the awards last night, I would be asking for a raise if I were Bullet
Razz: If you were Bullet you would be injured
Nash: Getting’ real tired of your lip little man
Razz: Hey, you know where the parking lot is big man, you want me to call someone from the back to get you a motorized scooter so you can get back there without hurting yourself?
<the two are about to come to blows when Russ interrupts>
Russ: If you two could keep it civil for one more match, we are ready for our main event of the evening

JACK BULLET vs. MAC FLASHER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.

ME: Our main event for the evening is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first, the challenger, at a weight of 215 pounds from Des Moines, Iowa, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.

“Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent plays and the crowd erupts into cheers. Bullet enters with his all black ring attire and silver hair slicked back. He slaps high fives with fans, but his eyes are glued on the ring, as he marches down the aisle.

Russ: The 2018 Wrestler of the Year and Face of the Year makes his way to the ring and he’ll be facing the World Champion Mac Flasher. Win all the awards you want, the title belt is the one that really matters.
Razz: The two made a formidable team to challenge the Saints and Sinners, but I knew it wouldn’t last. The two exploded into brawling at the end of Mayhem and I look for that to continue tonight.
Russ: We would like to apologize for the lack of Kevin Nash, it seems he has decided he didn’t want to do commentary anymore, I am sure there will be consequences for that!
Razz: GOOD!

ME: And from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, at a weight of 225 pounds, the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Mac Flasher.

“I Get Wet” by Andrew W.K. plays and the world champion enters with the title around his waist. The fans cheer even louder than they did for Bullet. Flasher slaps hands as he makes his way to the ring, maybe a little more jovial and less focused than his opponent.

Russ: I don’t think we’re going to see this erupt into a brawl, Razz. Both these men have a bit of a temper to them, but they’re also virtuous competitors who won’t stoop to underhanded deeds. With the bloodshed and violence we’ve seen tonight, a real wrestling match might be in danger of breaking out.

Referee Davis Hightower calls for the bell. Bullet steps to the middle of the ring and extends his hand. Flasher looks at it for a moment. The fans roar for him to take it. Flasher gives Bullet a firm shake and the fans cheer louder.

Razz: I think I’m going to be sick.

The two men circle each other and lockup. Flasher has the height advantage, but as he presses down on Bullet, he moves quickly behind with a hammerlock. Flasher drops to his knees, grabs Jack’s head with his free hand and snapmares him out of the hammerlock to the mat. He goes for a chinlock, but Bullet quickly slides out and rolls across the ring and to his feet. Flasher stands. The two rush into each other and lockup again.

Bullet can’t negotiate around Mac this time and Flasher backs him into the near corner. Hightower calls for the clean break and gets it. Jack nods his appreciation and comes out of the corner. Flasher is ready for another lockup, but Jack goes low with a shoulder block and pushes Flasher into the far corner. Hightower calls for the break and gets it. Mac nods his appreciation.

Russ: Parity established early on here.
Razz: Or do you mean parody? Because this is a parody of what we’ve come to expect her in the OOWF.
Russ: You mean actual wrestling.
Razz: I mean a better sleep aide than Nyquil.

Flasher comes out of the corner into a lockup. Bullet scores a side headlock out of that. Flasher pushes him off into the ropes. Mac bends over for a backdrop. Bullet leapfrogs Flasher and goes into the opposite ropes. Mac drops flat and Jack skips over him. Flasher gets up, tries to hip toss Jack as he comes back. He blocks and gets his own hip toss. Bullet drops into a rear chinlock with his knee in Mac’s back.

Razz: Wake me when this gets interesting.

Flasher kicks the mat and waves his arms to get the fans going. He gets his legs under him and pushes up. Bullet breaks and goes back into the ropes. Mac surprises with a discus clothesline and Jack goes to the mat. He drops an elbow, but Jack rolls out of the way. Bullet tries to kick Mac as he goes to stand, but Flasher grabs the foot. He waves his finger as if to say ‘not today.’

Bullet kicks off his other foot for an enzuigiri. Flasher ducks it. Bullet twists to face away from Mac, drops low and fires backwards with a mule kick. It catches Flasher in the gut and he trips back into the ropes. Bullet rushes and leaps for a flying cross body. Mac drops low and Bullet flies out of the ring. He tucks as he comes down and jams his knee into the floor.

Russ: Jack Bullet comes up limping. He might have hurt himself and that could spell disaster for him.
Razz: Now I’m awake. I don’t like either of these guys, but pain is pain.

Flasher rolls to the floor and brings Bullet up by the head. Jack rears back to break free and chops Flasher in the chest. The fans ‘woo.’ Flasher fires a chop back. The fans ‘woo.’ Bullet is not putting much weight on his left leg, Mac notices this. Flasher fires a kick to the leg and Bullet winces. Flasher goes low, hooks the leg and gives a kneebreaker on the floor. Bullet flops down. Mac rolls under the bottom rope back to the ring.

Russ: Bullet will certainly be favoring that knee now.
Razz: If Flasher’s smart, you go for the count out here and retain the title on the champion’s advantage.
Russ: I don’t think he’s going to do that, it’s not his way.
Razz: Like I said, it’s what he would do if he was smart.

Hightower gets to eight as Jack slides back into the ring. Flasher stays back and gauges Bullet as he pulls himself up by the ropes. Mac moves in. Bullet drop to one knee and punches Flasher in the gut. While stunned, Jack moves into him and gets an atomic drop. Flasher stands in pain, Bullet grabs his wrist and bring him in for a short arm clothesline. Flasher goes down. Bullet rubs his knee and walks a little to work it out. Bullet leans over and pulls Flasher up by the head. He tries to hook him for a suplex, but Flasher ducks under the arm and pushes down and forward while grabbing the bad knee. The two go to the mat and roll over. Flasher scores a rolling inverted knee bar. Bullet’s head is in the mat, Mac has his arms around the top of the leg and his legs are in a triangle around the ankle.

Russ: Beautiful rolling inverted knee bar by the champion. He’s looking to work on the injured body part.
Razz: I wonder what video game he got that from.

Bullet has nowhere to go. Flasher clamps down on the move. Hightower asks if Jack wants to submit. He says no. Flasher clamps down more and Jack still says no. Bullet has superior upper body strength to Flasher. Jack pushes up on his arms and forces himself back. The pair rolls over. Bullet bridges with his palms pressed against the mat, but with the knee bar still locked. This turns it into a pinning predicament and Hightower counts to two, but Flasher lets go and slips out from under Bullet.

The two stand and circle each other, Bullet noticeably limping. They lock up with Bullet getting a side headlock. Flasher backdrops out. They both try to come up fast, but Mac is faster. He grabs Bullet and throws him into the near ropes. He comes off fast and Flasher puts him down with a back elbow. He then drops an elbow to the bad knee and locks in a knee bar. Mac cranks back too far on it and Jack is able to grab his head into a rear naked choke. Flasher lets go and so does Bullet.

As they come up, Flasher shoots Jack into the ropes again. Mac drops low and scores a single leg trip as Bullet runs by. Flasher grabs the ankle and locks in a single leg Boston Crab. He leans back and places his weight into Bullet’s lower back.

Russ: Flasher doing various holds to work the knee. Bullet finds a way out, but Mac tries something else trying to find just the right one.
Razz: All the time every move is weakening the knee just that much more. Hate to admit it for Flasher, but picking out a body part and working it is always a smart tactic.

Bullet tries to push himself up, but Mac’s weight is too much. He tries to crawl to the ropes, but Mac’s weight is too much for that as well. Hightower asks Bullet if he wants to submit, he refuses. He continues to struggle against the champion. Flasher starts to lose his grip on the wiggling Jack, so he stands and slams his knee into the canvas. Bullet flops over and grabs his knee.

Flasher pulls Bullet up for a whip into the ropes, but he reverses. Mac comes off with a flying crossbody. He lays on top for a two count. Bullets presses Mac off who goes over the bottom rope to the floor. Flasher quickly takes the apron and cuts Bullet off with a shoulder thrust through the ropes as he stands and turns. Jack doubles over and Flasher slingshots back into the ring with a sunset flip for another two count. Bullet rolls out and to his feet. Flasher charges with a clothesline. Bullet ducks, grabs Flasher by the waist and pushes him into the ropes for an O’Connor Roll. Flasher grabs the top rope to block. Bullet flops back and rolls over to his feet. He charges, Flasher drops low and pulls the top rope, but Jack guesses this and goes low himself with a basement dropkick. Mac goes through the ropes and bumps to the floor. Bullet lays on the canvas and rubs his knee. Flasher stands.

He grabs Jack by the ankle and drags him to the floor. Bullet hops on one leg. Flasher hooks him up and hoists for a suplex, but Bullets slips out and pushes Flasher into the outside ring post. Flasher takes it in the shoulder. Bullet runs for a crossbody, but Flasher ducks out of the way and Bullet bangs his knee on the metal steps.

Russ: That could be the nail in the coffin right there. That bad knee taking more damage.

Bullet crawls away and carefully stands as Flasher catches up to him. Bullet isn’t putting any pressure on his left leg now. Flasher rushes at him, Jack goes down and hits a drop toehold. Flasher bangs his face on the floor. Bullet pulls himself up by the apron and gets back into the ring as Hightower hits nine on his count. He rolls back out to reset the count for both men.

Razz: At least Bullet knows a count out victory does him no good here. He can’t win the belt that way and that’s been his single focus since return from suspension. I still don’t like the guy, but I have to give him credit to jettisoning the dead weight of Josie and Kylie for more important concerns.

Bullet pulls Flasher up from behind with a waistlock. Mac breaks it with a back elbow to the head. He turns and comes down with a forearm to the back. He throws Jack into the ring and follows. Mac slingshots in with a splash and covers for two. He pulls Bullet up by the head, hooks him and hoists him for the Flash Drive, but Bullet drops out behind Mac and gets a neckbreaker.

Russ: Desperation move to avoid the Flash Drive, but can Bullet capitalize.

Bullet pulls Flasher up with a double underhook for the old Silver Bullet, but he pushes forward and drives Jack back first into the near corner. Mac gets a front waistlock, pulls Bullet slightly out of the corner and slings backwards with the Clemente Bridge Suplex. One…two…thre…he can’t hold the bridge.

Mac pulls Jack up by the head and looks for the Flash Drive again, but Bullet blocks and reverses into a suplex. He holds on and brings Mac to his feet for another suplex try, but Mac twists out and gets the Duquesne Incline. He falls backwards on top of Bullet for a one…two…thre…shoulder up.

Flasher pulls Jack up and goes for the Flash Drive a third time. Bullet slips out from behind again, but Mac is expecting it and drops low while spinning for a sweep kick. He catches the bad leg and Bullet goes down. Flasher scores the figure four leglock. The fans pop. Bullet howls in pain, but refuses to submit. Flasher cranks back on the hold. Bullet falls back to the mat and Hightower counts. One…two…thre…he pops back up. Jack falls again. One…two…thre…he pops back up. Jack rolls his arm in the air to get the fans into it. They start cheering. Jack manages to reverse the figure four. Flasher breaks off. They stand. Mac rushes forward and straight into a super kick. He goes down, but Jack planted on the bad leg and goes down himself. He pulls himself across the mat slowing, dragging his leg behind him. He covers for one…two…thre…Flasher kicks out.

Bullet pulls Flasher up for the Action Driver piledriver. Because of the bad leg he is having a hard time getting Flasher up. Mac backdrops out. He goes into the ropes. Bullet stands and presses a shoulder into Flasher as he comes off the ropes for the Action Drop Samoan Drop. He covers for one…two…thre…Flasher kicks out.

Jack lines up the piledriver again. Flasher reverses, pulls Bullet up and hits a package piledriver. He covers for one…two…thre…Bullet barely gets the shoulder up.

Russ: Will anything put the Silver Eagle down.
Razz: Maybe a good chair shot to the bad leg.

Flasher is getting frustrated. He pulls Bullet up and fires off three chops to get three ‘woos.’ This just serves to wake Jack up and he fires back three chops for three woos. The two start trading chops, then trading punches. Flasher whips Bullet into the ropes. He ducks under a clothesline and comes off the other side with a flying crossbody. Because of the bad leg, there’s not much on the move and Flasher is able to grab him. He drops Bullet across his knee with a backbreaker. He keeps a hold of him as he stands and swings him out into a side slam. He covers for one…two…thre…Bullet kicks out.

Flasher pulls Jack up and goes for the Flash Drive again. Bullet blocks and falls back for a small package. One…two…thre…Flasher rolls him over. One…two…thre…They break off and both come up hot. However, Bullet comes up low into Mac for another Action Drop. He covers for one…two…thre…Flasher kicks out.

They race up again. Flash Drive try is reversed into the Action Buster. He covers for one…two…thre…Bullet pulls Flasher up for the piledriver. Mac reverses looking for his own piledriver, Bullet re-reverses. Flasher backdrops out. Bullet lands on his feet, fires off a super kick as Mac turns around. The leg collapses, Bullet falls on top. One…two…three!

ME: Your winner and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.
WINNER in 55:18 and NEW OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION – “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet

The fans cheer loud for Bullet. Hightower hands Jack the World Title. Bullet holds it in his left hand, while Hightower raises his right in victory. Bullet hops on one leg. Flasher comes around. He stands. He pushes Hightower away and spins Jack around. The fans stop cheering to see what is going to happen. Tensions hands in the air, then Mac pulls Bullet in and hugs him. Mac raises his hand in victory and points at him. The fans cheer.

Russ: That sound you hear is Razz throwing up into a trash can.
Razz: Blaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhh!

Flasher salutes Jack and then rolls out of the ring, allowing him to bask in the glory of the crowd as the image fades.

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#880)
Live! From Richmond, Virginia
September 26, 2018

THE DARLINGS vs. BEER MONEY

Beer Money is announced and make their way to the ring. They come out alone, without the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth. SYB and Skurge seem to be all business tonight. The Darlings music plays, and nothing. Everyone watches the ramp expecting a Darling appearance, but they never come. Instead, Alex and Alexis come through the crowd and slip into the ring and attack Beer Money from behind. Darling hits a Darling Driver on Skurge, while Lexie destroys SYB with a BITCH KILLER! They throw the two of them out of the ring, Alex gets a mic and sits on the top rope.

Is this what we came back for? Is this why we made our glorious return to the OOWF, to be totally disrespected by being in the ring with trash like Beer Money and Banned From Everywhere?

In case you’ve forgotten, my name is Alexander Darling and I have accomplished everything in the OOWF I wanted. I am a first ballot hall of famer, I have held every title in this company numerous times. My sister may not have won as many titles, but she is every bit as talented as I am, and on top of ALL that, we are Darlings, and we DEMAND respect.

<Alex hops off the apron and paces for a moment, then speaks again>

To those of you in the back, you DO know that we have standing offers from every major promotion in the world, New Japan, Ring of Honor, AAA, WWE, hell Cody and the Bucks even wanted us for All In. The point is, we could go anywhere we wanted and be treated like……well…..Royalty <crowd boos the mention of Royalty, Alex just shakes his head> Of course you inbred hicks would boo the greatest collection of talent this fed has ever seen.

So, why did we come back? There’s nothing left to achieve, there’s nothing we haven’t done. There’s no one we haven’t beaten. We have standing offers all over the world, so……..why?

<Alex leans on the ropes and snarls at the camera>

One reason. Moosehead Jack <crowd boos him too, Alex just laughs> you boo him now, but Moosehead Jack represents each……and ever……one of you. You know, they say the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. That’s not true. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing you morons that he is a good wrestler. <surprising boos for this>Oh yeah? You’re booing me calling Moosehead Jack a shitty wrestler? Hey Jack, sounds like you are winning the folks over, which I always knew you would because you are a fraud, and the morons who sit in this crowd just LOVE frauds, don’t you?

<more boos>

So, I decided to come back to prove once and for all that Moosehead Jack is a complete and total fraud. Jack……..you have caused enough pain and bullshit in my life to last a thousand lifetimes. You ruined my marriage, you took my father’s blood money to try to force me out of wrestling, I’ve wasted half my career fighting you, and at New Years Evil 12…….all that ends. I am going to beat you bloody and pin you one, two, three right in the middle of the ring, and there’s not a fucking thing you can do to stop me.

But that is in three months. Right now, I want to focus on Hell on Earth. Stan Fulton and Matt Folz <shaking his head and laughing> congratulations boys, you struggled against a makeshift team. Well done. This is what I am demanding at Hell on Earth, IF you two are still somehow champions after this week, we want you. Saints of Sinners against The Darlings, Hell in the Cell. When we win, we get the titles. If you somehow win, Lexie and I won’t get another tag title shot as long as you two hold the gold. I am not asking, I am not requesting, I am not hoping for the shot, I am demanding it, and remember this, when a Darling wants something, we get what we want, cause we’re Darlings and you? You’re just not.

Alex drops the mic and the crowd boos as they head to the back.
WINNERS – No match

MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. ECOSYSTEM

Moosehead Jack comes out first, but that's not the story here. The story is that Junichiro "Ecosystem" Muyo is coming out to what is perhaps the most important match of his life, to date. He even has some cheers from the fans, which kind of takes him by surprise but he shakes it off. Moose glowers at him from his corner, and doesn't initially move. Eco cautiously walks up to him, and when he gets JUST close enough, Moose charges and drives him back across the ring in the far corner's ringpost. Eco gets the wind knocked out of him, but still manages to drive elbows to the back Moose's neck, and that makes Moose retreat. Instead of celebrating or rolling out to take a rest or any of the other stuff he usually does, Ecosystem goes on the attack himself now, with a series of armdrags into armbars, that seems to have taken Moose by surprise. Not for long go, as Moose counters, flipping Ecosystem over, and trying to lock in the Ji-endo to end this early. No such luck, though, as Eco frees himself and hits the ropes and then a dropkick to Moose's jaw as Moose was getting to his feet.

Meanwhile, Firewoman has come down to the announce table.

Russ: To what do we owe this pleasure, Madame Commissioner?
Fire: Just making sure everyone is following the rules.
Razz: You?

Fire glares at Razz and we get back to the action in the ring, and while both combatants are following the rules, in general, they are still going right up to that line, as there is no love loss and quite a bit of history to "work out." And that they do, as they whip each other into ring posts, drop each other on their heads, and in general show everyone involved why they are who they are.

Russ: I've not seen Ecosystem this fired up in years.
Razz: I guess trying to regain your company is good motivation.

Ecosystem throws Moose to the ropes and then charges in. Moose drops down with the top rope and Ecosystem goes sailing over. Moose grins, hits the far ropes himself for momentum, and dives through the ropes onto Ecosystem and the floor. Fire jumps to her feet with concern, but otherwise stays put. Moose gets to his feet first and looks under the ring apron. Ecosystem then comes up and sort of staggers towards the steps, since there is a count happening. Moose comes up with a chair from under the ring and stalks Ecosystem, who appears to not notice. Moose slides into the ring from the other side, and gets ready to light Ecosystem up with the chair, but as Eco climbs in and Moose starts to swing, he can't....because Firewoman has jumped into the ring, and is holding the chair! He turns and growls at her, swinging at her instead, but she uses the momentum to rip the chair out of his hands. The referee asks his boss nicely to leave and she does, with the chair. Moose glares at her and turns around....only to come face to face with a recovered Ecosystem who quickly takes the opportunity to hit the ENDGAME~! He quickly covers for the pin and one, two, THREE~!
WINNER in 15:57 – Ecosystem

Eco bails out of the ring and celebrates with Fire and the fans. The fans start chanting “C-E-O! C-E-O!” And Eco grins and Fire urges them on. Inside the ring, Moose seethes. Fire waves good bye to her brother and she and Juni head up the ramp.

SHIZURU & SHANNON MANN vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE

Banned From Everywhere is announced and makes their way to the ring to the joy of the crowd. People slap hands with Bill and Justin as they walk by and the boys pose for selfies along the way. As they get to the ring and climb onto the apron, Shizuru and Shannon emerge from beneath the ring and attack!

Shizuru goes right after Bill and sprays him with GREEN MIST! Bill falls to his knees and howls in pain, Shizuru sends him to the floor with a stiff kick to the face. Shannon and Justin are trading punches, Shizuru slips behind Justin and LEVELS him with an enzuguri to the back of the head. Shannon grabs Justin’s arms and cuffs them around the ring post, then hits a CURB STOMP driving Justin’s face into the steel ring post!

Shizuru throws Bill into the ring and goes all Abdullah the Butcher on him. He pulls a metal shiv wrapped in tape from his tights, pulls Bill to his knees then tilts his head back and repeatedly goughes his forehead with the blade! Bill’s face is now completely obscured by blood and green mist. The referee tries to intervene, but Shannon comes in and shoves him down and kicks him out of the ring. Shizuru pulls Bill to his feet and hits a PSYCHO DRIVER! Shannon pulls Bill up next and locks him in the VEX VICE! While she pulls back on Bill’s head, Shizuru lands repeated stiff kicks to the back of his head.

Russ: GOOD GAWD! GET SOMEONE OUT HERE BEFORE THEY KILL BILL!
Razz: Even I think this is going too far! Bill is essentially out cold here!
Russ: IT SAYS WRESTLING ON THE MARQUEE, NOT ATTEMPTED MURDER![/b]

Shannon breaks the hold and Shizuru gets three chairs from ringside. They put one under Bill’s head and raise the other two for a CON-CHAIR-TO when Ecosystem and Firewoman hit the ring with weapons of their own. Shizuru and Shannon beat a hasty retreat and Fire and Eco follow them to the back leaving BFE. Before the medics can make it to the ring, Skurge and SYB walk out. SYB is carrying a pair of bolt cutters. They walk up to Justin and cut the cuffs from him, help him to his feet and help him into the ring, which draws cheers from the crowd. They follow and help Bill, who is barely conscious, to his feet. As Bill stands, with the help of Justin, suddenly Skurge grabs Justin and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER while SYB hits the JERSEY TURNPIKE on Bill, then grabs the chair and slams it across his face! Skurge has a mic

So it’s come to this. Round and round we go. Now, it seems OOWF Creative has nothing for us. Week after week we are put in meaningless matches against you two or the Darlings. Well, the Darlings have made their plans for Hell on Earth well known, so now, we are going to make our demands. We want you two clowns in a Loser Leaves the OOWF match. That way, once we win, we won’t have to deal with shitstains like you anymore, and we can get a fair chance at the world tag team titles. That is, if creative thinks we are good enough for their precious titles

Skurge drops the mic as medics get to Bill and Justin. They stand over BFE for a moment and raise their hands in victory, which the crowd boos the shit out of, and head to the back.
WINNER by DQ in :10 – Banned From Everywhere

FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO

As soon as the bell rings the two of them tear into one another. These long time foes know one another well so we get a lot of counters and reversals from the former best friends. Fire charges into the corner, but Mai moves, Fire stops herself from slamming into the corner, then grabs Mai and hits a STUNNER! Mai hits the mat and rolls out of the ring, Fire springs over the top rope and hammers her with punches to the face, then pulls her up and rolls her back into the ring. Fire traps Mai in a real Walls of Jericho, dropping her knee on the back of Mai’s head. The referee asks Mai if she wants to quit, but she refuses. Mai uses her tremendous leg strength to power out of the move and flip Fire to the mat. Fire is up quickly and catches Mai with a drop kick to the face as she gets to her knees. Mai slams to the mat and Fire covers, but Mai is out at one. Fire grabs an armbar and keeps Mai on the mat.

Fire works the arm keeping Mai on the mat for what seems like forever. Fire attempts a Fujiwara arm bar, but Mai gets to her feet and gets several two counts while Fire fights to get Mai back on the mat. Fire finally breaks the hold and spins to her feet, she ducks a spinning heel kick from Mai, but not the clothesline that follows. Mai grabs Fire and sends her to the ropes and catches her with a back elbow right to the jaw. Fire staggers and Mai grabs her from behind and hits a trio of German suplexes, the last one being a release that sees Fire land hard on the back of her neck. Mai doesn’t cover, instead she goes to the top rope and waits for a dazed Fire to get up, as she stands Mai leaps and takes Fire to the mat with a bulldog! Mai rolls Fire over and covers, but Fire kicks out at two and ninety-nine one hundredths. Mai snaps at the referee then pulls Fire to her feet and throws her out of the ring to the floor.

Mai turns and argues with the referee, while that is happening, Moose races down to the ring, kick Fire in the gut as she stands and DROPS her with a DDT on the concrete floor! Moose pulls Fire up and rolls her into the ring. Moose heads back up the ramp, where he is met by a charging Eco. Eco and Moose tear into one another with punches, while that is going on, Mai turns and grabs a barely conscious Firewoman and locks her in the ji-endo! The referee checks on Fire waiting for her to tap, but she refuses. Finally Fire goes limp, the referee raises her arm three times, and it drops three times. The referee calls for the bell just as Eco breaks away and slides into the ring.
WINNER via submission in 25:53 – Mai Muyo

Eco pleads his case with the referee trying to explain that Moose attacked Fire outside the ring. While he does that, Moose recovers and hits the ring, Mai grabs her brother and hits a spinning heel kick to the side of the head, Eco staggers right into Moose who lifts Eco and hits the GTSF! Eco is OUT! Mai and Moose remain in the ring and spread their arms in the Christ pose while the fans litter the ring with litter. Finally, a heavily bandaged Banned From Everywhere race to the ring with weapons. Mai and Moose bail out. They are quickly joined by Shizuru and Shannon. The Saints and Shannon start toward the ring, but Bill and Justin manage to get Fire and Eco on their feet, though they are still mostly out of it. The Saints decide to fight another day and retreat to the locker room.

ZED & STANK vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY & KYLIE MIGNOLIO – Whoever Scores the Win, Wins the Title

Russ: As you know, the rules of this match were changed by GM the Danny earlier this week. Zed’s intercontinental title is on the line in this match, whoever scores the pin fall or gets the submission, wins the title
Razz: I gotta say Russ, this really isn’t fair to Zed. I mean, Stank is a multiple time intercontinental champion, obviously he wants the strap, and so do Kylie and Bridget, who can you trust in this match?
Russ: Much like the rest of the OOWF, I would assume, trust no one

Both teams are announced and make their way to the ring to the reactions you would expect. The crowd boos the shit out of Stank and Zed, and cheer the hell out of Bridget and Kylie, with more and more Josie posters popping up. As Kylie climbs to the middle rope and raises her hands another JO-SIE, JO-SIE, JO-SIE chant starts up. The bell rings and Bridget and Zed start things off.

What you get here is a bit of a surprise and shows how much each team has grown as a tag team. Neither team keeps the advantage for long and we get numerous quick tags and double teams.

Russ: You know, I would say either of these teams could challenge the Saints of Sinners for the OOWF world tag team titles!
Razz: I don’t know if I would go that far just yet, but this is one hell of a tag match!

Bridget and Kylie get Zed on their side of the ring and keep him there. Kylie traps Zed in a figure four and stays close enough to her corner that she can tag in Bridget just before Zed can reach the ropes for the break. Bridget comes in and drags Zed away from the ropes and locks him in the STF. Zed howls in pain and starts to fight toward the ropes but Bridget turns him away from the ropes to the middle of the ring, so Stank comes in and frees his partner with a kick to Bridget’s face.

Razz: See, THAT is where Zed and Stank have the advantage. Bridget and Kylie have very little tag experience, Zed too, but Stank is one of the most decorated tag team wrestlers in OOWF history. That kind of experience matters Russ
Russ: There is no denying Stank’s pedigree in tag wrestling, but I gotta say, Kylie and Bridget have come together far better than I ever thought they could

Zed makes the tag and he and Stank take over the match, keeping Bridget on their side of the ring. They use their own quick tags to keep the fresh man in and keep Bridget in trouble. At one point Stank tags in Zed, then lifts Bridget about halfway for a powerbomb. Zed leaps off the top rope and drops a leg across Bridget’s chest driving her to the mat. Zed covers, but……..Stank pulls him off at the two? While Zed stands there confused, Stank falls on Bridget and covers, but Zed pulls him off at two. The two go nose to nose with Stank relaying the message that he would ALSO like to win that IC title. While this is going on, Bridget makes it to her corner and makes the tag. Kylie comes in and grabs Stank and Zed and hits a double noggin knocker that sends Stank out of the ring.

Kylie grabs a stunned Zed and hits a FLORIDA KEY! She has Zed down for what would have been a clear three count, but we see Bridget talking to the referee about something, by the time he turns around and starts the count, Zed is able to kick out at two. Kylie gets to her feet and looks at Bridget questioningly, Bridget shrugs and tags herself in and rolls Zed into a small package, Kylie sees this and rolls them in another direction to break the pin. Soon enough, Bridget jumps to her feet and confronts Kylie while Stank comes back into the ring and continues his dispute with Zed.

Russ: We seem to have a breakdown in communication right now
Razz: No one wants to give up the pin, can you blame them?
Russ: No, but this is getting a bit heated…….[/b]

Inside the ring both teams start arguing more fiercely. Bridget shoves Kylie who stumbles backward into Zed. Zed turns around and begins fighting with Kylie, Bridget tries to jump in and that brings Stank back to the defense of his partner. As things breaks down and the referee is struggling to maintain control, Zed slips behind Kylie and rolls her up with his feet on the ropes AND a handful of tights! Bridget and Stank are too busy fighting to see it until it is too late, the referee turns around and doesn’t see the feet on the ropes or tights and makes the three count! Zed retains!
WINNER in 39:47 and STILL Intercontinental Champion – Zed

Stank quickly bails out and he and Zed argue their way up the ramp/. Inside the ring Kylie and Bridget look like they are about to come to blows, then things calm down and they hug in the middle of the ring, and the crowd explodes for that. Both Kylie and Bridget are clearly not happy until Vic comes out to the top of the ramp. Zed and Stank stop halfway up the ramp.

Vic – I gotta say, that was one hell of a match right there. But you know what? I am still not completely sold that Zed can keep that title, all of you deserve a fair shot at the title, so what we are going to do at Hell on Earth is quite simple. At Hell On Earth, Zed will defend his Intercontinental title against Stank, Kylie Mignolio AND Bridget O’Malley!

Vic drops the mic and walks away, Zed is clearly NOT happy about this at all. He storms to the back, Stank follows behind him with a smirk on his face. Inside the ring, Kylie and Bridget look at one another, then shake hands, as in, may the best woman win. The crowd approves of that, and they head to the back.

JACK BULLET & MAC FLASHER vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

Mac and Jack are introduced first – separately – and make their way to the ring. Once in the ring they play to the crowd and then huddle in the corner waiting for their opponents. Their music plays and Stan and Matt come out from the back – the OOWF World Tag Team champions, the Saints of Sinners. They make their way to the ring and step between the ropes and they are nearly booed out of the building. As the referee calls for the bell, Stan darts across the ring and attacks Bullet from behind! He traps Jack in the corner and hits repeated elbows to the side of Bullet’s head, then grabs him by the hair and lands repeated headbutts to the face. Jack staggers out of the corner, Stan charges out and turns him inside out with a clothesline. Fulton gives Bullet no rest, he pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a perfect belly to belly suplex. Fulton covers, but Mac comes in to break it up.

Fulton tags Folz in and he comes in and keeps Bullet on the mat with a variety of leg locks. Fulton and Folz work over Bullet’s knee, trapping him in several submission moves. Jack repeatedly has to make it to the ropes to force the break

Razz: Ya know, Russ, maybe I am reading too much into this, but Mac certainly doesn’t seem like he is in a hurry to save his partner
Russ: I feel fairly certain Mac Flasher would not sell out his partner
Razz: I mean……they face one another at Hell on Earth on Sunday, if Bullet has a bad wheel going into the match, that works to Mac’s advantage!

Folz goes for a figure four, but Bullet grabs him in an inside cradle for a two count. Folz kicks out and tags in Fulton. As Bullet tries to crawl to his corner, Stan drops a hard elbow across the small of Bullet’s back, then grabs him in a sort of sharpshooter, but not exactly (I saw it on NXT but I don’t remember what it’s called and it’s four am so I am not looking it up) Bullet howls in pain and tries to drag his way to his corner. Mac starts stomping on the mat and clapping, getting the crowd fired up. Bullet inches his way closer and closer, but Stan breaks the hold and drags Bullet back across the ring. Fulton tries a leg drop, but misses! Folz comes into the ring as Bullet gets to his feet and tries to lift him for an angle slam, but Bullet slips free, when Folz turns around Bullet POPS him with a superkick! Folz falls out of the ring, Bullet turns and dives into his corner and makes the tag JUST as Fulton was about to grab him!

The crowd EXPLODES as Mac comes into the ring and drops Fulton with a drop kick to the jaw. Folz is back on the apron and Mac nails him with a forearm to the side of the head that sends him to the floor. As Stan stand up, Mac charges and hits a HIGH IMPACT MOVE! Fulton’s head snaps back, but he doesn’t quite go down. As Fulton tries to get his balance back, Mac heads to the top rope and hits a missile drop kick that drops Stan! Mac covers, but Fulton powers out. Mac jumps to his feet and tags in Bullet, who had just got to his feet in the corner. Bullet stares at Mac in disbelief, then steps into the ring. Bullet grabs Fulton and sends him to the ropes and catches him with an impressive powerslam on the rebound. Bullet covers, but Stan kicks out at two. Bullet gets to his feet and immediately tags in Mac…….rather hard.

Mac slowly steps into the ring and stares at Bullet. Bullet doesn’t even look at him, he just leaves the ring. While this is going on, Fulton tags in Folz. Folz charges across the ring at Mac, Bullet tries to warn him, but Mac turns around too late and catches a Folz knee to the jaw! Mac is staggered, Folz grabs him and hits a snap suplex, then pulls him to his feet, and DRIVES him to the mat, trapping Mac in a CROSSFACE! Mac howls in pain, and interestingly enough, Bullet remains on the apron, not moving an inch to help his partner, instead he flexes his knee and winces in pain.

The fans cheer Mac on, which Bullet eventually gets into it stomping – on his good knee – and clapping along with the crowd. Mac finally manages to drag himself to the ropes to force the break. Folz breaks, then grabs Mac around the waist, pulls him up and hits a release German suplex. Mac lands hard and Folz rolls him up, but only gets a two count. Mac just barely kicks out and slams the mat in frustration. He yells something to the corner, but is quickly cut off by Folz who grabs him by the hair, spins him around and rocks him back on his heels with a European uppercut. Mac staggers back into the corner and Folz charges, but Mac moves out of the way. Folz slams chest first into the corner and staggers backward, Mac grabs him and hits the FLASH DRIVE and covers, but Fulton breaks up the count at two. Mac gets to his feet and tags Bullet, REALLY hard this time. Bullet stares at Mac for a moment, then gets into the ring and pulls Folz to their corner. Bullet lifts Folz and hits an ALABAMA SLAM, but Folz kicks out at two.

Mac and Jack dominate for the next few minutes, but they tag one another in increasingly hard each time.

Russ: I don’t like the way this is going for Jack and Mac. These two are definitely NOT on the same page
Razz: I told ya Russ! They fight in just a few days for the greatest prize in wrestling. They may be tag partners, but these two CLEARLY do not trust one another.

Folz finally fights to his feet and he and Mac trade punches. Mac gets the better of the exchange, but before he can finish Folz off, Bullet reaches out and tags himself in! Mac is none too happy about THAT! Bullet lands the final punch on Folz, dropping him to his knees. As this is happening, Fulton steps into the ring, Mac walks down the apron to yell at the referee to keep Fulton out of the ring. As he is doing his, Bullet goes for the KILLSWITCH, but Folz shoves him off and he SLAMS into Mac head to head! Mac flies off the apron and slams into the guardrail. Bullet staggers back, Folz reaches out and tags in Fulton, then grabs Bullet and hits an OLYMPIC SLAM just as Fulton hits the ropes and drops the DROPLINE! Fulton hooks the leg, one……two…….THREE! The champs retain!
WINNERS in 45:07 – and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions – The Saints of Sinners

The referee hands the Saints their titles as Mac gets back into the ring. He helps Bullet to his feet, then the two of them go nose to nose arguing. The Saints stand back and watch, having a good laugh at this. Finally Mac and Bullet erupt into punches and the fight is on! While Fulton and Folz are standing there, Bridget and Kylie run in to pull Jack and Mac apart. This brings out Stank and Zed, who attack Bridget and Kylie. Fulton and Folz attack Bridget and Kylie and the Saints and Zed beat down Bridget and Kylie while Mac and Bullet go back to fighting. Banned From Everywhere come to the ring to back up Kylie and Bridget, which also brings out Fire and Eco. The ring explodes in violence now. Beer Money comes down to attack BFE, while Shannon and Shizuru come down to defend the Saints. Moose and Mai follow and now it looks like a battle royal! The Darling show up at ringside and pull Fulton and Folz out of the ring and they brawl around ringside. They fight up the ramp and the ring mostly empties except for Shannon and Shizuru fighting with Kylie and Fire. Moose climbs on the apron and attacks Fire from behind, and tries to throw her out of the ring, but Fire reverses it then dives out of the ring onto Fire. Kylie bails on beating down Shizuru and leaves the ring to save Bridget from a double team by Zed and Stank when suddenly the lights go out.

The lights remain out for a few seconds, when lights come back on, it is a blood red color and we see Ghosthead, wearing a neck brace from the attack by Shizuru and Shannon, standing there with a chair. Shizuru shoves Shannon out of the way and takes an absolutely murderous chair shot to the head. Shizuru falls to the mat unconscious. Shannon attacks her husband with punches to the face, he shoves her away, then hits the ropes and lands a roaring elbow to her jaw. Shannon falls and Ghost stands over her with the chair as the crowd roars. Ghost tosses the chair aside, pulls Shannon to her feet and hits her with the HORROR DRIVER! Ghost gets to his feet and stands over Shannon and Shizuru and slowly raises his arms again, as he brings him down, the lights go out, ala Undertaker, when they come back on, the fight is still going on outside the ring, but Ghost is gone.

Finally security, police, the PHWF roster and others that are clearly local workers flood the ring. We hear the police threatening people with pepper spray. The scene is damn near a riot as things are being thrown into the ring and fans are trying to get at some of the wrestlers. Just as we are on the scale of a full on riot, the two sides are separated and slowly herded to the back. As the show ends, we hear the announcer say

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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#879)
Live! From Annapolis, Maryland
September 19, 2018

KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. STANK

No contest as tensions finally boil over and the two just decide to brawl. Match TBEIL

ECOSYSTEM & FIREWOMAN vs. BEER MONEY

Fire and SYB start out and Fire just starts destroying him, battering him all around the ring for the first few minutes of the match. Brainbuster gets two. Codebreaker gets 2. Fire with a backbreaker and then a tag to Eco who comes off the top rope with an elbow that gets two. Eco with an Irish Whip, SYB reverses and Skurge nails Eco with a cheap shot. SYB makes the tag, Skurge comes in with a shoulderbreaker to make Eco the face in peril.

SYB and Skurge smartly cut the ring in half and make frequent tags to keep Eco off balance. Skurge with a huge powerbomb that gets 2. Double big boot gets 2. SYB heads to the top and looks for a moonsault but Eco moves out of the way. Both men struggle to their corners. SYB makes the tag to Skurge, Skurge tries to cut off Eco but Eco reaches up and makes the hot tag to Fire. Fire comes in with tons of energy and nails the big man with several strong kicks and chops. SYB tries to interfere but Fire throws him over the top rope. Fire with a swinging neckbreaker to Skurge and heads up for the BFE. 1...2...3.

Winners (Pinfall, 8:45) Ecosystem and Firewoman.

Russ: Fire sure wasn't pulling any punches, she looks as intense as ever.
Razz: Perhaps sending a message to her brother and the rest of the Saints.

SHANNON MANN vs. GHOSTHEAD

Shannon is announced and comes to the ring first, the crowd boos the hell out of her, but she ignores it and climbs into the ring and paces. Ghost’s music hits and he makes his way to the ring. Shannon stops her pacing and glares at her husband as he makes his way to the ring. As Ghost steps into the ring he stares at his wife. They meet in the middle of the ring and as the referee is about to call for the bell, Shannon knees Ghost right in the Mann Family Jewels. The bell rings as Ghost drops to his knees. Shannon hits the ropes and blasts him with a shining wizard to the head, sending him flat on his back. Shannon stands on his throat until the referee calls for the break. She reluctantly breaks, then pulls Ghost to his feet and throws him out of the ring.

Shannon follows him and chokes him with a cord, then throws him shoulder first into the guard rail. Shannon then grabs a chair and slams it across the shoulder that just hit the steel. Ghost seems slightly taken aback by the assault from his wife. Shannon lands repeated punches to the face, then pulls Ghost to his feet and throws him back into the ring where she chokes him on the bottom rope, then the middle rope, then springs over the top rope dropping a leg across the back of his head and springing him back into the ring. Shannon gets back into the ring but doesn’t even go for the cover. Shannon pulls Ghost up and whips him into the corner and charges, but Ghost gets a boot up in time and nearly kicks her head off her shoulders.

As Shannon staggers away, Ghost explodes out of the corner and levels her with a clothesline. Ghost stands over his wife for a moment, he almost seems uncertain as to what he wants to do next. He drops to the mat and catches Shannon in the rings of Saturn trying for a submission. Shannon easily makes it to the ropes forcing the break. Ghost pulls her to her feet and lifts her for a suplex, but Shannon slips free and lands on her feet behind Ghost. Ghost hits the ropes and charges at Shannon, but she low bridges him and he sails over the top rope to the floor.

As Shannon gets back to her feet, she grabs her knee and falls to the mat. The referee moves in to check on her, Shannon tries to wave him off and stand again, but she collapses to the mat.

Russ: Didn’t we just see this with Mai last week?
Razz: Injuries happen

As Shannon and the ref argue over stopping the match, a heavily bandaged Shizuru races to the ring with a lead pipe in his hand. As Ghost stands up and turns around Shizuru swings for the fences and NAILS Ghost right in the face! Ghost’s nose is clearly broken as he begins pouring blood. Shizuru grabs him and hits a PSYCHO DRIVER on the floor! Then a second, and finally a third! He rolls Ghost into the ring, Ghost is out cold at this point. Shannon springs to her feet and traps Ghost in a sharpshooter

Russ: I TOLD YOU WE HAD JUST SEEN THIS!
Razz: How many ways are there to distract the referee? I mean really?

<Kayfabe shows up at the announce table with a flaming barbed wire bat and just stares at Razz>>

Razz: I mean……..DAMN THAT SHANNON MAN! HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO HER HUSBAND!

<satisfied, Kay walks away>

Ghost is not moving at all, the referee lifts his arm three times and it drops all three times. He calls for the bell
WINNER in 6:14 – Shannon Mann

As soon as the bell rings Shizuru is in the ring dropping knees on the back of Ghost’s head while Shannon keeps him trapped in the sharpshooter. Finally the crowd pops as BFE, Eco and Fire all race to the ring. Shannon and Shizuru beat a hasty retreat before they get their asses handed to them. EMT’s race to the ring as well and put a neck brace on Ghost before putting him on a gurney to take him to the back, and presumably the hospital

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & MAI MUYO

Fire and Eco bump knuckles with Bill and Justin and they head to the back. BFE remains in the ring as they are announced and the crowd loves it. Bill grabs a mic:

MOOSEYHEAD JACKASS! Get yer ass out here son! You done insultified them Dawgs and you got an ass whuppin’ comin! Bring Your Muyo out as well! She done turnified her back on these chere people and Justin hain’t none too happy about THAT!

“The Saints” plays and Moose and Mai storm the ring and the fight is immediately ON! Bill makes a bee line for Moose and the two of them start throwing punches and quickly spill out of the ring to the floor, where they continue to brawl. The referee decides to let them fight it out, and Mai and Justin are legal to start the match. Mai and Justin go forehead to forehead arguing about something, Justin points to the crowd, Mai steps back and laughs, then kicks Justin in the gut and goes for a piledriver, but Justin backdrops out of it. As Mai gets to her feet Justin springs off the middle rope and tries a spinning kick to the head, but Mai catches him and dumps him to the mat and tries to catch him in a crossface, but Justin slips free and gets to his feet, hits the ropes and connects with a drop kick to Mai’s face that drops her back to the mat. Justin covers, but Mai kicks out at one.

On the outside, Bill has Moose sitting on a chair, dazed from too many punches to the face. He climbs onto the apron and tries a cannonball but Moose moves off the chair and Bill crashes into it, grabbing his back in pain. Moose grabs what’s left of the chair and brings it down on Bill several times. Moose ditches the chair and slides into the ring just as Justin is rebounding off the ropes and Jack clotheslines him out of his boots. The referee warns Moose and sends him to the apron. Mai grabs Justin and whips him into the Saints corner and tags in Moose. Moose and Mai spend the next few minutes decimating Justin, Bill remains on the floor just starting to stir from the chair shots. Moose drops Justin with a DDT, then tags in Mai. Mai lifts Justin and slams him down on her knee and Moose heads to the top rope. From the outside, Bill gets to his feet and shoves Moose off the top rope. He hits the ropes neck first and falls to the mat. Bill races around the ring and gets to his corner and starts stomping and clapping, getting the people behind Justin to make the tag.

Mai shoves Justin to the mat, then pulls him up and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt that staggers Justin. Mai charges with a clothesline, but somehow Justin arm drags her. Justin pops back to his feet, still seemingly not knowing where he is, Mai tries a running sick kick, but Justin absent mindedly catches her foot and snaps her to the mat with a dragon screw. Mai gets to her feet and Justin charges and tries to crawl between her legs, but Mai grabs Justin and lifts him into a powerbomb, but Mai forgot one important thing, YOU CANNOT POWERBOMB JUSTIN SANE! Justin slips off her shoulders, spins her around, grabs her and hits DOUG HATES TOAST then makes the dramatic falling hot tag to Bill and the crowd ERUPTS!

Bill comes in and drops an elbow on Mai. Moose is on his feet and tries to attack Bill, but Bill goozles him, then hits him with an ATOMIC ELBOW! Then another, and another and another, then FLIP FLOP AND FLY and Moose hits the mat and bails out of the ring. Bill pulls Mai up and sends her to the ropes and elevates her with a big back body drop. As Mai stands again, Bill clotheslines her, then tries for the CUYLER CLUTCH, but Mai gets her foot on the bottom rope. Justin has recovered at this point, he says something to Bill and Bill gets on his hands and knees, Justin gets a running start, leaps off Bill’s back and sails over the top rope before crashing into Moose on the outside. The crowd explodes for this! While Bill is celebrating Justin’s move, Mai reaches into her knee pad and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. She takes a swing at Bill, but Bill ducks and catches Mai and hits an atomic drop! Mai howls in pain as the knucks fly into the air. Bill picks up the knucks and puts them on and has Mai lined up. Moose jumps onto the apron and Bill charges at him and KILLS Moose with a knuck shot to the head! Jack falls to the floor, barely moving. The referee happened to see this, and he immediately calls for the bell.
WINNERS via DQ in 22:37 – Moosehead Jack & Mai Muyo

Moose remains face down on the floor, blood pooling around his head. Justin slides back into the ring and they double team Mai, much to the crowd’s delight. They are about to hit a rocket launcher on Mai when the rest of the Saints storm the ring. Bill and Justin escape through the crowd to safety, much to the delight of the crowd. The Saints help a groggy Moose to his feet and help him to the back. Seeing Moose carried out also delights the crowd to no end.

JACK BULLET & MAC FLASHER vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS - OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.

ME: Our next match is for the OOWF Tag Team Titles and has a 30-minute time limit. Introducing first, the challengers, at a combined weight of 435 pounds, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Mac Flasher.

Bullet and Flasher appear on the entrance stage, coming out to “I Get Wet” by Andrew W.K. as the Man of Action defers to the music of his partner.

Russ: A show of unity from the challengers coming out together even though they are not a regular team.
Razz: And that will be their undoing. If the best-established teams in OOWF couldn’t defeat the current champions, how are these fly-by night partners supposed to?

ME: And their opponents, the OOWF Tag Team Champions, at a combined weight of 592 pounds, the Saints of Sinners, Matt Folz and “Crusher” Stan Fulton.

Folz defers to his partner as they enter to “Crusher” by the Ramones. The fans boo the champions down to the ring.

Russ: The Saints and the challengers have had some words in the past week with Folz and Fulton taking exception to Mac and Jack’s flippant attitude and assertion that they haven’t beaten anybody.
Razz: I hate to admit it, but it does seem like they’ve gotten under the champ’s skins, but that is a place you don’t want to be. Yes, poke the bear, see where that gets you.

Referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell. Fulton looks poised to start for his team and points at Bullet.

Russ: The big conflict seems to be between Fulton and Bullet and the Crusher wants the Silver Eagle to start.

Fulton lurches forward, but Bullet surprises with his superior speed to the big man and flies in with a Superman punch to the face. It staggers Fulton, but doesn’t knock him off is feet. Jack fires a couple more punches, grabs Fulton by the wrist and tries to whip him into the ropes. Stan stands his ground, reverses and send Bullet to the opposite ropes. Jack ducks under a clothesline, comes off the other side and Fulton turns to take a dropkick. He’s knocked back slightly, but doesn’t go down.

Razz: Stan Fulton the only person who can be an irresistible force and an immovable object at the same time.

Bullet goes into the ropes again and comes off for a Thesz Press. Stan catches Jack around the waist in a bear hug, then slams him to the mat. The ring shakes violently. Fulton follows with a couple forearms to the face. He picks Bullet up and tosses him into the Saints’ corner. Stan lumbers in with a shoulder thrust to the gut. He drives his shoulder in two more times then tags Folz.

Matt hooks Jack up and pulls him out of the corner for a suplex. Bullet slips out, grabs the waist from behind and reels off a release German suplex. Jack quickly tags Flasher. He enters and each face grabs a leg. They make a wish and the crowd cheers. Barros points for Jack to take the apron.

Flasher hooks Folz up for a suplex, but blocks and reverses for one of his own. Mac starts to make his way up and Matt collars him in a Cobra Clutch. Before he can lock it in, Flasher fires a kick back and catches the knee. Mac spins with his forearm cocked and nails Folz in the head. He wraps his arm around the head and skips out for a bulldog. Flasher vaults to his feet and comes back down with a leg drop to the back. Mac rolls Folz over for a cover, but he keeps rolling into the ropes. Flasher backs off and tags Bullet.

Folz makes his feet while holding the ropes and kicks to keep Jack away. More steady, Matt engages Jack in a lockup. They jockey around the ring until winding up in the heel corner. Fulton slaps Folz on the back to tag himself in. He comes in while the pair are still locked up and straight up punches Bullet in the back of the head. Folz breaks off and takes the apron. Fulton backdrop suplexes Bullet out of the corner. He stands and points as if Flasher is coming in. Barros turns to see nothing and Stan drops with a headbutt to the groin.

Russ: Stump Shot by Stan Fulton. I don’t understand how an illegal low blow can have its own name.
Razz: If Jack Bullet can name a fist drop, Stan Fulton can name a shot to the gonads.

Bullet writhes on the mat in pain and Fulton stomps at him. He drops a knee to the chest and then digs a forearm into Bullet’s throat. Barros counts to four and Stan lets up. He pulls Bullet to his feet and measures him. He hits the Clear Cut spinning clothesline. Bullet goes down and Fulton drops all of his 367 pounds on top for a cover. One…two…Bullet rolls a shoulder up.

Russ: Something tells me Fulton didn’t’ want the match to be over yet anyway. He promised to deliver pain to the challengers and he’s just begun to do that.
Razz: Compared to everyone else, Jack Bullet has been in the OOWF a relatively short time and we’ve seen him up against much bigger opponents, but not a human wrecking ball like Stan Fulton.

Fulton picks up Bullet by the wrist and throws him into the ropes, Bullet comes off into a spinning back elbow and goes down again. He picks Jack up again and whips him into the near corner. Fulton rushes for an avalanche, but Jack gets his foot up and Stan eats a boot. He backs up. Bullet pops to the second turnbuckle and comes off with an elbow to the head. Fulton staggers back more, but doesn’t go down.

Bullet runs into Fulton and leaps to grab him for a tornado DDT. Fulton blocks and swings Bullet around for a side slam, but Jack rides the momentum to get behind Fulton and pushes him into the ropes. He tries an O’Connor Roll, but Stan grabs the ropes to stop it. Bullet rolls backwards and up to his feet. He runs in with a clothesline that has little affect. He tries another and Fulton wobbles. He goes for a third, but Fulton drops while pulling the top rope and Bullet is dumped to the floor. Stan rolls under the bottom rope and goes to the floor.

Mac Flasher drops to the floor and jaws at Fulton. Matt Folz comes over and stands with his partner. This allows Bullet to make it back to his feet.

Russ: Are we going to see a brawl out here on the floor?
Razz: The champs could take the easy count our or DQ loss or win, but that’s not what they want here. They want to send a message to these two pretenders to the throne. This will finish in the ring.

To prove Razz correct, Fulton points to the ring and rolls back in. Folz and Flasher take their corners. Jack smartly rolls back in near Mac and tags him.

Russ: If anything, the little outside stare down allowed Bullet to get a much needed tag.

Flasher tries to surprise Fulton as he gets his bearings back in the ring, but he runs right into a spinning back elbow from the Crusher. While stunned, Fulton runs into the ropes and comes off with the Drop Line running elbow to the chest. This knocks Flasher into the ropes. Fulton hooks him and nails a slingshot suplex. He covers for one…two…shoulder up. Fulton tosses the world champion into the corner and presses a beefy boot to his throat while holding onto the ropes. Folz leans over and slaps is partner for a tag and enters. They trade places on the foot choke and Barros starts his count back over. Folz breaks right at five.

Matt sits Flasher up on the second rope and monkey flips him out of the corner. This puts him halfway across the ring. He reaches out to tag Jack, but Matt cuts him off and pulls him back into the center of the ring. He hooks the leg and scores a teardrop suplex. Folz comes up still holding the legs and goes for the anklelock, but Flasher kicks him off. Mac stands, but is floored by a diving clothesline as Folz comes off the ropes. He tries for the ankle lock again, but Flasher turns over and scurries to the ropes. Barros forces Folz to let get, even if he doesn’t want to.
Flasher tries to make it to Bullet again, but Folz shakes off Barros and catches Mac from behind with the Tazmission. They fall back to the mat with Mac flaying wildly. He has it cinched tight, but Flasher refuses to submit.

Russ: This could be it here. Flasher is all tied up with no place to go.

Flasher rolls over so Folz is now on his back, but with the move still locked. He makes his knees. Folz decides to pull Mac back up straight and this allows Mac to peddle backwards and drive Folz into the near corner to break the hold.

Russ: Smart tactic there. Flasher didn’t have enough power to stand straight up with the more muscular Folz on his back, but getting to his knees made it awkward enough for Matt to pull them the rest of the way up, allowing Mac to get the break.

Flasher has Folz around the head and tries to bring him out of the corner with a Diamond Cutter, but Matt pushes him out of it. Flasher lands on his feet, Matt charges and runs headlong into a super kick. Both men go down. A beat up Flasher crawls for his corner, but Folz makes the tag first. Fulton comes in and catches Flasher by the trunks. He pulls him into the center of the ring and up into a bear hug.

Russ: A weakened Mac Flasher now locked in a bear hug by a bear of a man who knows how to work that hold.
Razz: A lot of people view this as a wear down hold, but in the hands of a veteran big man like Stan Fulton, it can be a powerful submission hold, especially to an already tired opponent.

Flasher screams in pain as Fulton cranks down on the bear hug. One can see his locked hands grinding into the small of Flasher’s back. He works it for some time, but Flasher refuses to give up. However, being much taller than Fulton gives Mac a height advantage and he uses it to fire down two punches on Fulton’s head and then makes with a bell ringer to break. Stan lets go. Flasher turns, looking for the tag, but an only slightly stunned Fulton drops to one knee while lunging forward with a forearm to the lower back.

Flasher goes down. Fulton stands and drags Flasher over to his corner by the ankle like a caveman dragging a kill to his cave. He tags Folz, who vaults over the ropes with a leg drop to the lower back. Matt sits squarely on the lower back and locks in a Boston Crab.

Russ: He’s really cranking back on the Boston Crab, it’s almost a standing crab by how far back Folz is leaning.
Razz: Flasher has been fighting out of submission holds for about half the match now. I have to give the champion credit for holding on long past the point a normal grappler would, but there has to be an end somewhere here.

Flasher tries to pull himself across the canvas by his arms. Jack Bullet stands on the apron and leans over as far as he can with his arm outstretched and his other hand on the tag rope. The fans stomp and clap while chatting “MAC!” “MAC!” “MAC!”

Flasher starts to inch closer and closer to the corner. Fulton comes in and drops an elbow to Flasher’s head. The crowd boos. Barros puts himself into Fulton and pushes him back as best he can, telling him to take the apron.

Russ: Fulton with the illegal shot to save a possible tag.
Razz: That’s just great tag work. You pop in, you pop out. If Barros says, okay, you’re disqualified, then the champs keep the belt.

Russ: I thought you said they didn’t want the DQ loss to retain?
Razz: I said the match would end in the ring and that would be in the ring. They just don’t want to do it outside.

Folz continues to crank down on the Boston Crab. Flasher once again pushes himself up by his arms and tries to drag himself across the mat. Fulton looks to come in again. Bullet sees this and storms into the ring, but Barros cuts him off and tells him to take the apron. While this is happening, Fulton and Folz trade places. Folz claps his hands from the apron to sound like a tag. Barros turns to find Fulton now working the crab and he allows it.

Razz: Okay, they didn’t officially tag there, but they could have easily, so that’s cool with me.
Russ: Well, having the bulkier Fulton on the Boston Crab is applying even more torque to the legs and more stress on that lower back. It’s also going to make it a lot harder for Flasher to crawl to his corner.

Mac can’t move under the crushing weight of the Crusher. He starts to fade and finally his face drops to the canvas.

Russ: Is that it? Has Mac Flasher passed out from the pain?

Fulton continues to work the hold. Barros checks Flasher. He raises one limp arm and it falls down. He picks up Flasher’s head and it falls down. Barros taps Fulton on the shoulder and he lets go. Raising his hand in victory.

Russ: It looks like Flasher passed out from the pain…No! Wait!

Flasher suddenly comes to life and lunges across the ring to touch the outstretch hand of Jack Bullet. The crowd goes ballistic.

Russ: Flasher was playing opossum. He wasn’t really knocked out and Barros never called for the bell. This match continues!

Bullet flies across the ring like a house of fire. Fulton turns to be dropkicked into his corner. Bullet pops up and nails Folz on the apron, sending him to the floor, before he can react. Bullet whips Fulton out of the corner to the opposite one. He then flies in with the Eagle Splash. Bullet mounts Fulton in the corner and rains down the punches. The crowd counts along One…two…three…four…five…six…seven…eight…nine…ten.

Bullet turns to face the ring while standing on the second turnbuckle. He collars Fulton around the head and skips off with a bulldog. Bullet points to the top rope and the crowd goes wild. He climbs and leaps high in the air for an Eagle Dive. He comes down on Fulton and hooks the leg. One…two…thre…Matt Folz comes in out of nowhere to make the save.

The crowds roars again as Mac Flasher tackles Folz also out of nowhere and they go to the floor.

Bullet stands and puts Fulton’s head between his legs.

Razz: He’s not going to try the piledriver on Stan Fulton is he. That’s insane.

Jack rears back and gets Fulton’s legs just a bit off the ground. He tries again and they come a bit more off the ground. He tries a third time……no, Fulton makes his feet and backdrops out. He goes over to Bullet who shoots a hand up to the face.

Russ: The Talon. Jack Bullet has his signature face claw locked in. Now let’s see how long Fulton can last in a submission hold.

On the outside, Folz moves and Flasher posts himself. Matt rolls back into the ring and goes over to Jack, who is now standing with the face claw locked in on Stan. Matt walks right into the other outstretched arm of Bullet.

Russ: It’s a double Talon. Bullet has the move locked in on both men.
Razz: He’s not going to be able to hold that for long.

Fulton and Folz fire kicks in unison to Bullet’s knees. He drops the face claws. The champs hook Bullet up and get a double suplex. Barros tries to get control back. Folz shakes him off and tells Fulton to go up top…well, halfway.

Russ: It’s the Crusher. If he hits this, Bullet will be flattened.

Flasher appears on the apron and shakes the ropes. Fulton loses his balance and falls down from the second turnbuckle. Folz goes after Flasher, who meets him with a forearm to the jaw. Flasher uses the ropes to springboard into the ring, rolls over Matt’s back and hooks his arms for the Kill Switch. Bullet pulls Fulton up between his legs, hoists with a mighty effort and falls back.

Russ: Action Driver! Jack Bullet hit a piledriver on the massive Stan Fulton.

Bullet covers and one………..two………THREE! Bullet jumps to his feet and he and Mac celebrate, grabbing the tag titles.
WINNERS in………

But wait! The referee is waving it off! Fulton and Folz are confused, while Bullet and Mac are OUTRAGED! The referee offers an explanation to Elevenbee and he announces it.

ME: Ladies and Gentlemen, time had expired JUST before the referee’s count was final. Which means this bout has ended in a 30-minute time limit draw. Therefore, the Saints of Sinners retain and are STILL your OOWF Tag Team Champions.

Razz: Saved by the bell!

Jack Bullet and Mac Flasher plead their case with Barros, but he shakes his head, because there is nothing he can do. He takes the titles and hands them back to the Saints. They roll out of the ring to the floor and they head backwards up the ramp, looking at the ring. They hoist their titles up high while the crowd boos the shit out of them

Russ: The challengers put on a great effort here. They were one second away from becoming the new tag team champions, but it wasn’t to be.
Razz: Now maybe Flasher and Bullet can stop pretending to be super friends and focus on facing each other at Hell on Earth.
The scene fades as Bullet and Flasher point and yell to the champs that they will get them next time.

ZED vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

“Hero” plays out Zed – and BRICK~! – to a less-than-positive response. Zed pays it no mind, however, as he jogs to the ring, climbs calmly through the ropes and waits on his opponent. Bridget O’Malley – with OOWF Intercontinental Championship in hand – enters next, drawing a huge ovation. With Zed and BRICK~! in the ring, Bridget steps onto the apron and climbs into the ring, under Zed’s watchful eye. Bridget salutes the fans in Annapolis before handing off her championship to Davis Hightower.

Hightower shows the championship to Zed (and BRICK~) before holding it over his head. A call for the bell as Hightower hands the title off to ring announcer Mike Elevenbee starts this match as Zed charges Bridget and gets air for his efforts. A second charge. More air. A third charge gets a knee to the face as Bridget makes a quick cover and gets 1. Zed scrambles to his feet and eats a dropkick, also getting 1 on a pinfall attempt. Zed, slaps the mat and is wrapped in a rear naked choke, but easily escapes with a thumb to Bridget’s throat. That jab sends Bridget on her back, giving Zed an opening that he’ll gladly take. Zed stomps away on Bridget, focusing on the shoulders as Hightower chides Zed to break as Bridget had made her way to the ropes. Zed pulls Bridget to the center of the ring, where an elbow drop gets 1. Zed readjusts his elbow pad, an accessory making its in-ring debut, and drops another elbow … On the mat thanks to Bridget rolling away from danger. Zed clutches his elbow in agony and rolls out of the ring.

Russ: “Weird. Zed never reported anything like an elbow injury, now he’s wearing a protective pad and clutching his elbow while in a lot of pain when missing that drop.”
Razz: “Zed’s one of the hardest workers in OOWF. He could have injured that elbow when handing soup to a homeless citizen at a nearby kitchen.”
Russ: “Think about what you just said and get back to me.”
Razz: “Hey! Totally plausible. I never said he was handing the soup out for free. BRICK~! would never allow that.”

Zed and BRICK~! confer as Hightower climbs his count to 5 before Zed rolls back in. He asks for Hightower to give him space between he and Bridget as the champion makes her way toward him. Hightower steps in, giving Zed the chance to deliver a boot to Bridget’s knee, hyperextending it backwards and putting Zed in clear control with Bridget unable to stand. Zed starts to work on Bridget’s knee by driving it into the canvas, grinding it into the mat for good measure. A kneeling forearm to the back her knee follows as Bridget tries to crawl to the safety of the ropes, before Zed pulls her back. Bridget tries to kick Zed away with her good leg, but Zed brushes it off and continues to work on the injured wheel. Zed turns his focus to Bridget’s ankle, removing her kickpad to expose the joints at her ankle before stomping away. Zed then rolls into a modified heel hook, more to control her leg than to gain submission as he hammers away at her knee. Bridget tries to boot away Zed with her free leg, but Zed’s grip is not compromised, either on the ankle or with the ropes behind him when he needs a breather from beating on her knee.

The rope saga goes on for a bit as every set of eyes, except for the ones that matter, see Zed taking a hold of the middle rope. Finally, Hightower glances up and sees Zed’s hand on the ropes. The senior OOWF official hops up and demands a break, counting to 4 before Zed relents. Zed doesn’t give Bridget a moment of rest, stomping at the damaged leg as the Maryland crowd tries to urge Bridget to fight back. Zed picks Bridget up into a stretch muffler, hopping up and down to increase the torque on the leg as Bridget flails in pain. With Hightower checking on a submission from Bridget, Zed reaches back and grabs BRICK~!’s hand. This does not sit well with the fans as Zed’s bounces add more anguish to Bridget’s day. Again, Hightower sees the shenanigans after they’ve done their part and calls on Zed to break the hold. Zed unceremoniously dumps Bridget in a heap as he soaks in the jeers from Annapolis’ finest fans.

Razz: “You’ll never agree with it, but it’s awfully effective when Zed uses everything around him to his advantage.”
Russ: “You’re right, I won’t. But he doesn’t care all too much about my opinion.”

As Zed argues with Hightower, Bridget sneaks in a rollup and gets 2. With Zed popping up, Bridget turns the tide with a leaping left-footed strike to the face, dropping Zed to the ground in a pile of himself. As BRICK~! protests, citing that Bridget has loaded kickpads, Zed rolls toward a corner as Hightower inspects the kickpad. While this is happening, BRICK~! appears to be rubbing Zed’s elbow, but with special interest in configuring the elbow pad just right. Zed comes out of the corner and right into a forearm smash from Bridget, who battles through the pain in her right leg to deliver a series of hamstring kicks that eventually become chest shots as Zed falls to the mat. Bridget steps back and delivers a Shining Wizard, but cannot make the cover as she clutches her right leg. Bridget eventually rolls over and gets 1 before Zed kicks out. Undeterred, Bridget rocks Zed with a forearm to the jaw, driving him backward. A charging attack is derailed when Bridget’s leg buckles underneath her. With BRICK~! shouting instructions, Zed perks up and delivers a roaring elbow to Bridget, knocking her silly. Zed doesn’t need the GTH DDT, but he’ll deliver it anyway. That gets 3 as garbage fills the ring.
WINNER (pinfall, 15:13) and NEW OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, ZED!

Bridget lay unconscious as Zed celebrates as if he’d pulled off the upset of the century. BRICK~! can be seen holding Zed’s arm long enough to supposedly remove something from the elbow pad before placing his hand in his pocket. Zed shows the title to Bridget, who isn’t much for opening her eyes before holding the championship high for all to see – and disapprove of. Zed’s upturned middle fingers while holding the championship above his head indicate how he feels about the disapproving nature of these fans.

Kylie makes her way to the ring and gets in Zed’s face accusing him of cheating. Things are about to get physical when Stank hits the ring and attacks Kylie from behind. Zed and Stank beat Kylie to the mat until a groggy Bridget makes the save and clears the ring with a chair. Bridgett falls to one knee while holding the side of her head. She and Kylie glare at Stank and Zed as we fade to black.

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