Stank is standing in front of the door to the Destroyitarium. There's the sound of destruction intermittently, in between serious pounding on the door, and animalistic screams to "Let Me Out." The rest of the Saints walk up.
MHJ: What's going on?
S: Fire was heading to gut the board of directors, and while I understand her rage, I don't want to have a wife who is an inmate, so I am keeping her in here until Lucky gives me the word that they are safely out of town.
Folz, Fulton, and Moose all sort of look at each other.
MHJ: I realize we have some explaining to do, so maybe you should just let us in?
S: I am not opening this door until I hear from Lucky.
MF: If I remember correctly, she is not a fan of being locked in a room.
S: It's a risk....
Stank's phone rings.
S: Yeah?.....okay, I'll let her out....you should probably make yourself scarce for a couple of day, too.
Stank hangs up, then takes a deep breath and opens the door. Fire looks at him with murder in her eyes.
FW: *quietly* Where. Are. They.
S: Out of town, so now we can all sit down and have a--
Firewoman storms away.
SF: Well, where is she going?
Stank shrugs, and they enter the Destroyitarium and start putting things back in order.
FADE in backstage after the events of the prior promo. Walking out of the Destroyitarium (which I'm assuming is still in Ashville; if not, this takes place before Fire's), dragging his rolling suitcase is one half of the OOWF Tag Team Champions, The Crusher Stan Fulton, his championship belt draped over one shoulder (as it should be). As he walks down the hall and turns a corner, he comes upon Mai Muyo. She stops and looks like she’s preparing for a fight. Fulton looks disappointed and walks up to her.
MM: “Stan. I...”
SF: “Don’t. You made your choice. It will not be forgotten.”
MM: “He’s my brother, Stan. He’s family.”
SF: “I don’t care what you think now. Matt and I have always treated you like family. We always took care of you. Juni has always treated you like an acquaintance. You say he’s family. I would say Matt and I were more family to you than Juni has ever been. That promo Matt put out wasn’t just random words. He meant everything he said. And he was right.”
MM: “I’m sorry you feel that way, Stan. It wasn’t personal.”
SF: “Oh, but it was, mei mei. Though I probably shouldn’t call you that anymore, huh?”
Mai looks a little bit ashamed, just a little.
SF: “So be it. Just know that I cared for you very much until now, Megumi.”
Fulton turns around and just like that, spins back raising his luggage which nails Mai in the side of the head. She bounces off the opposite wall and drops to her knees.
SF: “See, you betrayed the Saints of Sinners, Megumi. That cannot be forgotten.”
Fulton picks Mai up and slams her through a door. She tumbles into the room, which, as Fulton walks into it, we see is a meeting room.
Fulton picks Mai up and tosses her down the conference table where she slides down into a stack of chairs. He follows and she gets up on her knees and takes a swing at Fulton which he takes on his stomach, barely flinching. Fulton kicks her in the ribs and she rolls over on her back. Fulton picks her up by the throat and lifts her to eye level.
SF: “And you betrayed me, Megumi. That will never be forgotten. Ever.”
Fulton spies a rolling cart, one of those fancy brass and glass jobs that companies use for toting water, etc. Fulton walks over to the cart and chokeslams Mai through the glass top where she’s folded in half down between the frame.
SF: “Goodbye, Megumi. I hope you find Junichiro takes better care of you then Matt and I did. Though I doubt it. Enjoy the pain.”
Fulton walks out of the room and passes wide-eyed arena workers. They rush in to check on Mai while Fulton grabs his suitcase and championship belt where they were dropped. He then walks to his car whistling a tune as we ...
We see some candles lit around one of the crypts and a figure sitting in an almost relaxed position when they hear a branch snap and reach behind them and slowly pull a knife out. The figures eyes start darting around the area until a second figure steps out from the shadows of the candles, keeping his distance.
Alexander:Rule #1, right? Firewoman lies.
Firewoman:You pick now to finally come and see me after all this time you've been back.
Alexander:I had to know.
Firewoman:Know what? That I'm who I've always said I was. That I am finally where I belong.
Alexander:Sure...if that's still what you want to believe. Then that's what I had to know.
Firewoman:I am seriously not in the mood for your games Xan. Juni deserved what I was planning on doing. And when I get my hands on John Ross, he's going to deserve everything I do to him.
Alexander:Look, I'm never going to feel sorry for Eco after what he did to you. And you know I have no feelings towards Ross, but I do know you Lisa.
Firewoman: [i}It's Firewoman..[/i]
Alexander:It's go fuck yourself Lisa. This isn't about who we are in the ring. It's about who we are as people.
Firewoman:What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Alexander:We've known each other a long time. Been through hell and back together. Peaks and valleys. And we've both did horrible things to one another in the name of thinking we were right, but the one thing we never did to each other was hide who we truly are. We let each other be the best and worst versions of ourself.
Alexander:We both know the vindictive, do anything to win version of Firewoman isn't the best version.
Firewoman:And what is the best version? The version that is at your side as your Royalty queen?
Alexander:Fuck no. Like I said, we could bring out the best versions in each other, but it was also very easy for us to bring out the worst because the truth is we never had a fair chance.
Firewoman:Oh yes..your father, my brother. Look, my brother is an asshole but he is my brother and I no longer need to have this conversation with you. I don't like or agree with his choices when it came to you, but I accept that they were his choices and even if it started out monetarily, you can't deny that you can get under people's skins.
Alexander:Jack's and my issues are besides the point Lisa. He's a liar and a manipulator and you continue to fall for it.
Firewoman:It doesn't matter...
Alexander:I bet it does. And I bet it will once you check this out. *Alex tosses a packet to Fire's feet.* Look, your brother and I have a date with destiny before the year is done. But you don't need to have your destiny intwined with his. It's tough for me to admit but Lucas...well, when he's not busy cleaning up for your brother...he's a good man. And you, when you're not compensating for your brother, you're a good woman. Be good together, but do it without your brother's shadow.
Firewoman:I am in no one's shadow. And I have made my decisions. They sparkle for me. If they don't for you, deal with it.
Alexander:Okay Firewoman. You have a good night.
Alex backs away and fades into the shadows as Firewoman looks down and is struggling with whether or not she picks up the packet Alex tossed to her. We *Fade* before we find out what she does.
Voicemail from Jack Bullet's phone 11:52 p.m. Sunday, Sept. 30.
Hey, Jackie Boy, it's Carl. No, not that Carl. Carl from Fresno. I can’t believe that we’re the world champion. It’s amazing man you know. I mean…you’re the world champion and all, but I feel like I was right there with you, bro. Now, don’t forget about old Carl. Now that you’re the man, a lot of people are going to be gunning for you and you could use the Carlster watching your back.
I’m thinking you need to have some sort of epic theme song, you know like Davy Crockett had. Check this…(clears throat and sings) Born on a mountain top in Zorro’s house. He killed Voldemort and he killed Mickey Mouse. He put Carter and Demon Smoke in the hospital. I don’t know a word that rhymes with hospital. Jackie, Jackie Bullet, King-ing of the OOWF.
Eh, I’m still working on it. Call me back, it's Carl...from Fresno.
"Silver Eagle" Jack Bullet stands in front of an OOWF banner with Sexy Female Journalist Ichiban.
Ichiban: Jack Bullet you were victorious last night at Hell on Earth and are the new OOWF World Heavyweight Champion.
JB: I said I was going to walk out of Hell on Earth the World Champion and I did. I think that might make me the only person who walked into Hell on Earth and did what he promised. For a night full of more plot twists and swerves than an M. Night Shyamalan movie it ended with the only way it could, with the good guy standing triumphant in the ring.
Ichiban: Would that mean you don't see Mac Flasher as a good guy?
JB: Mac had to go into some dark places in his feud with Moose. I understand that totally. Mac Flasher just isn't a good guy, he's the best of guys. I was just a little bit better for one split second on one night.
Ichiban: While Mac isn't getting an automatic rematch, he is seen as the odds on favorite to win Imperial Onslaught.
JB: I wish him and the field the best of luck. No matter who wins that brief case and when they decide to cash it in, I'll be ready.
Ichiban: But, will you be ready to defend your title against the tournament of champions winner this Wednesday. Your knee took a pounding last night.
JB: I've gone through worst. Until you've had the Sandman drop you knee first through a glass coffee table on fans bring the weapons night, you don't know what real pain is. So whether it's Mann, Folz, Folton or Zed; all of whom I know in that ring; they are not going to take this title from me with all I sacrificed for it.
Ichiban: And what all would that be?
Bullet is struck by the question and seems really thrown. He then grows sullen.
JB: Let's just say a lot. I gave up more than I should and more than I will ever get back, but that makes me as dangerous as possible as I'll do anything to keep this title around my waist, not only for myself, but the good of the OOWF and all it's fans. And that's not a talking point, it's an action point.
We fade in to the hospital where Mai is staying overnight for observation. A nurse is checking on her when she turns and sees Matt Folz standing in the doorway.
Nurse: I'm sorry sir, but visiting hours are almost over. You're more than welcome to come back tomorrow.
Matt: I just need 10 minutes. I'm an old friend of hers. Please?
Nurse: Well, I guess 10 minutes couldn't hurt. (Turning to Mai) I'll be back to check on you in a while.
Mai: Thank you.
The nurse leaves and shuts the door. Matt grabs a chair and sits next to Mai who immediately glares at Matt.
Mai: A friend? Really?
Matt: When have I been anything but?
Mai: Yeah well...I thought that about Stan too. Right up to the point where he put me in here.
Matt: Hey, I disagree with the way Stan delivered his message. I wanted to just sit down and have a civil conversation with you, he just got to you first. But I hope you paid attention to the message itself. I meant EVERY word I said in that promo and every word I said Saturday at the awards show. Even as you and I sit here this very second, I still love you just like a sister.
Mai rolls her eyes.
Matt: Whether you believe it or not, it is true. I just...(Shaking head) I just can't believe what you did last night. Your brother doesn't care about you. Your brother doesn't care about this company. Junichiro Muyo only cares about one person and one person only and that's Junichiro Muyo.
Mai: You're wrong about that.
Matt: No, I'm not. And you know that I'm not. My 10 minutes are almost up but can I say one more thing?
Matt: You remember that Scarlet Letter quote I told you a while back?
Mai: "No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered to which may be the true."
Matt: That's right.
Mai: What about it?
Matt: You had finally dropped the mask. These past few months hanging out with Stan, Jaime and Myself not giving a damn what the fans thought. THAT was your true self. Now you're trying to pretend that never happened. You're trying to go back to being a face. (Shaking head) Sorry kiddo, it doesn't work that way. You can't put the genie back in the bottle. You can try and lie to yourself all you want, but you and I both know who you truly are.
Matt: But you made a bad decision, and Stan's attack was the result of this decision. So in this last 30 seconds or so we'll ever be friends, let me give you one last piece of advice for old times sake. Right now, you'll recover from this. You'll be in Imperial Onslaught and I know you have the talent to win it. But if you ever get involved in Saints business again, kiddo next time you might not be lucky enough to walk away from it. Just keep that in mind.
Matt stands and kisses Mai on the forehead before moving to the door.
Matt: I'm gonna miss you kid, we did have some fun didn't we?
FADE in on the hospital as Matt Folz leaves Mai Muyo’s room. Standing outside the room leaning on the wall is his partner, Stan Fulton.
MF: “You’re not going in there to continue your attack.”
SF: “No, I’m not. I’m torn between wanting to do it again and wanting to beg for her forgiveness.”
The two start walking towards the hospital exit.
MF: “So why did you do it. She was our sister.”
SF: “Was. See I’ve gotten close to a lot of people. Treated them like family only to have them turn on me. Had it happen too often.”
MF: “So what made this one different?”
SF: “You know I had feelings for her. Everyone knew. It wasn’t reciprocated, but whatever. It’s alright. But then she turned on us. Turned on us for her backstabbing, hateful brother. I couldn’t deal with it anymore. So I sent a message. Both to her and to Junichiro.”
MF: “Forgive me for being dense, but what’s the message?”
SF: “It’s simple. You’re either a Saints of Sinners member or you’re the enemy. And in war, enemies get hurt. Badly. I’m done being the voice of calmness and the happy-go-lucky big goofball. Time to unleash the monster I’ve been keeping in check all these months.”
MF: “You mean...?”
SF: “If the OOWF thought we were tough before, they’ve seen nothing yet. And it starts tomorrow against the World Champion. I plan on ripping his arms off and beating him around the head with them. There’s your action point.”
MF: “That’s ... dark.”
SF: “Hell. Watch what happens if the Vikings lose to the Eagles again on Sunday. Shit’s going down.”
MF: “Going to be hard for me to root for the Eagles, but I don’t think I want to see that.”
SF: “Let’s go find Carl From Fresno. I feel like stuffing someone into a trash compactor.”
MF: “Let’s find something a bit less extreme to do.”
Moosehead Jack walks into the Destroyitarium. The large tanks that hold Damballah and Ayida have been installed. There is somewhat large kiddie pool that Opus is flapping around in, and Sif is curled up on a rug next to the bar. Seamus McNasty has returned as bartender.
MHJ: What are you doing here?
SMcN: Ms. Quinn rehired me. Father Lou was able to get my sentenced reduced. Twas a simple misunderstanding.
Firewoman walks out of a room.
MHJ: What are you doing in my room?
FW: It's the biggest one.
FW: SOOoooo, me and Lucas can't share his room it's too small for two people.
MHJ: It's not that bad.
FW: For one.
MHJ: .....yeah, okay, you're right....
Firewoman goes into a different room.
MHJ: What you doing there?
FW: Temple room. It's just a closet, no one was using it.
MHJ: Don't you think you should--
FW: Ask? No, Moose. This time things are going to be different.
Firewoman goes into what is now her and Lucas's room and comes out in work out attire.
MHJ: Different from what?
FW: Later...I have a workout and then a meet-and-greet.
MHJ: For some one who quite strongly "<df>resisted</df>" coming back over to the dark side, you're adjusting remarkably well.
Firewoman stops as she is adjusting belongings in her bag, and frowns.
FW: It's acceptance. *looking up* It's who I am. I've been fighting it for so long that......
Fire looks past Moose, off into nothing and then suddenly seems to be snap back to herself.
"Silver Eagle" Jack Bullet stands in his locker room in front of a mirror. He has the OOWF World Title over his left shoulder, then he switches it to be over his right.
A voice from behind him calls "You know, I always think a title belt looks better worn around the waist." It's Kylie Mignolio.
JB: Well, with my knee and back the way it is from Sunday still, getting it hooked behind me by myself is a little tough.
KM: Let me help. You know you don't have to be alone, Jack.
Mignoliio takes the title belt and wraps it around Bullet's waist and hooks it in the back.
KM: I shouldn't need to thank you, but I will. I appreciate you not pushing Josie away after your win Sunday. That's all she talked about until she fell asleep. Uncle Jack was the champion and...that means...Uncle Jack can come home.
Mignolio turns away from Jack as emotion catches in her throat. Jack puts a hand on her shoulder and she shakes him off.
KM: No, as much as Josie might want it, you just don't get to waltz back into our lives because you got what you wanted. You're the World Champion. But now you have to keep it. And, if you lose it, you have to win it back. Then win it a third time. Then find a partner and get the tag team belts, because you know deep down it bothers you that you're not a grand slam champion, because everyone else looks down on you for not being a grand slam winner. Title belts and accolades. Wrestler of the Year, Face of the Year, Catchphrase of the Year. All talking points, not action points. All to pad the resume of Jack Bullet and way down at the bottom of the list in the smallest of print it might say he was a good man.
JB: I'm trying to do what's right here.
KM: Right for you, but not for us. If you do ever get over yourself, I'll open the door for you, for Josie, not for me and it only gets opened once more.
Mignolio walks off and Bullet looks into the mirror. He leans his head down and walks away with the world title belt firmly around his waist.
Post by DrMcAwesome on Oct 3, 2018 19:40:14 GMT -5
*’SILVER EAGLE’ JACK BULLET is seen gingerly making his way to OOWF Catering as MAC FLASHER catches up to him*
MAC: “Jack! Hold up.”
JACK: “With this knee, I’m already at hold-up speed. What is this about?”
MF: “I just never actually verbally congratulated you after Sunday. But it wasn’t that long ago that I won this for the first time and just kind of got swept in the moment. Did you at least get that?”
JB: “At my age, my moments get pretty senior.”
MF: “Gotcha. I also wanted to thank you.”
JB: “Thank me? Shouldn’t you be challenging me for this title that I won from you?”
MF: “I have a contract in my corner, plus when I win Imperial Onslaught, I’ll have two shots at you in my pocket. You were just good enough to be better than me on Sunday, I figure I’ll have two shots to bridge the gap. But yeah … Thank you.”
JB: “Why are you thanking me.”
MF: “You may not remember this, but 10 years ago. Altoona, Pennsylvania … You. Bob Backlund.”
JB: “Oh yes. I was supposed to fight Tom Brandi’s The Patriot that night, but when he no-showed the event, Bob stepped in and we went 60 minutes.”
MF: “Del Welkes was the better The Patriot anyway, but it was like 64 according to my memory. You went the full 60. You got 5 more minutes and somehow got the win with a middle-rope Shooting Star Press despite Bob having you in the crossface chickenwing for about 10 minutes.”
JB: “Separated my shoulder. Couldn’t wrestle for five weeks. Was a hell of a fight. You were there?”
MF: “Front row. Watching you do what you did made me kind of want to do this. At that point, I wanted to be a sports writer. Could you imagine me never leaving my hometown area and writing at a newspaper for a living?”
*KAYFABE walks past and swats MAC with a rolled-up newspaper*
MF (rubs jaw): “Anyhow, If not for you … We never had that match on Sunday. You may not have had that moment. You may still be chasing that title. But enough about the past. The future is coming and I’ll solve you to get that championship back. That’s not a talking point …”
JB (smiling): “Get your own tagline, kid.”
MF: “I’m working on it. Good luck tonight.”
*MAC past JACK on the back, accidentally causing JACK to wince as the scene fades*
Post by Moosehead Jack on Oct 3, 2018 20:14:36 GMT -5
OOWF Imperial Onslaught 2018 Live! From Raleigh, North Carolina October 3, 2018
Tournament of Champions Semi-Finals
MATT FOLZ vs. SHANNON MANN
As “Junior” Hale calls for a ringing bell, Matt Folz charges at Shannon Mann with intent of a double-leg takedown. Shannon calmly avoids Matt with a standing leapfrog, causing him to crash into the bottom turnbuckle. Shannon smiles wryly as Matt collects himself and tries again, only to eat a DDT and a 1 count. Shannon pops up and is immediately serenaded with “SIZZ-LE-CHEST!” chants, disrupting her satisfaction as Matt slips in from behind and takes Shannon down with a waist lock. Matt leverages his way to a number of pinning attempts, with Shannon pulling up a shoulder at the last moment.
Finally, Shannon’s rake to Matt’s eyes stops the parade of amateur grappling, giving her a brief moment to breathe as Matt pleads for a disqualification from Hale.
Russ: “As if ‘Junior’ is going to be fooled by Matt Folz. If Matt’s given the chance, he’d be cheating 10 times worse than that.” Razz: “But it’s also Matt’s mission to make this as quick as possible to stay rested for for a possible tourney final appearance.”
Shannon tries a Lou Thesz Press on Matt as he turns around, but gets planted with a spinebuster and twisted into a Boston Crab. With Hale in position to check on a submission, Matt pulls Shannon to the center of the ring and leans back, flexing Shannon beyond a comfortable visual for anyone in attendance and enough to create blood-curdling screams. Matt then ties Shannon’s legs and pulls back into an Indian Death Lock, testing Shannon’s flexibility again while trying to get a tap. It doesn’t happen as Shannon somehow shifts her weight to put both wrestlers on their sides and earn a break thanks to getting her fingers under the bottom rope.
As Shannon sits on the mat, trying to will herself to stand, Matt charges in with bad intent, hitting a sliding uppercut forearm. Matt then hits a series of varying suplexes, calling each one out before performing the move.
Russ: “He’s so cocky, but so good at what he does.” Razz: “Best pure wrestler in OOWF. That’s all we need to say about him.”
A Northern Lights Suplex turns into a count of 2, with Shannon rolling under the ropes to get a breather. Matt, slowly walking toward the apron, is paused when “Party Boy Anthem” plays.
Russ: “We haven’t heard this in forever! It’s … It’s …” Razz: “Great. Sizzlechest Manbeef is back. The one time someone changes for good and he just goes back to this doofus persona …”
Adorned in his track suit and with a big beaming grin as the “Welcome back” chants rain down, Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox stands atop the ramp. Shannon looks like she’s seen a ghost while Matt is totally at a loss. Shizuru-Mune makes his way to the ring and gets in Matt’s face, still protective of Shannon it seems, only to eat a super kick that knocks him out. With Matt leaning down to read the riot act to the former Saint in training, Shannon rushes in and rolls Matt into a small package and gets the stunning 3.
Your winner (pinfall, 9:34) Shannon Mann.
Shannon dashes away from the ring as Matt, cognizant of what has gone down, eyes Shizuru-Mune on the mat. Only the efforts of Hale and a host OOWF Security prevent Matt from ending a career in the aftermath.
STAN FULTON vs. ZED
Your Intercontinental Champ, Zed makes his entrance to massive cheers. He raises his belt ("Championship!") high is celebration, but it's short-lived as Stan "The Crusher" Fulton makes his way down, similarly displaying his half of the Tag Team Championship. The bell rings and Crusher smashes into Zed with fury, and it appears that his attack on Mai was definitely the turning over of a new leaf. He pulls Zed by his ears to the center of the ring, and lays into him with a few stiff chops to stagger him a bit, and then a powerslam. He rolls him up, but Zed kicks out with authority and kips up quickly. They brawl all across the ring, and while Stan appears to be driven to do some major damage, Zed is just as driven to win the match. He nails Stan with a Raise Up, and spins him around into the Sleeper Hold. He struggle with it, but does get it locked in, Dolph Ziggler style. Stan staggers a bit around the ring, as he tries to break the hold, but Zed has it locked in. Stan's arms flail a bit as he struggle to keep his eyes open. He staggers around and the referee checks on his consciousness. He raises his arm once....twice...Is Stan unconscious on his feet? No, of course not! He raises the arm the third time and not only does Stan hold his arm up, he rushes backward into the turnbuckle, almost literally crushing Zed. He turns and hits BACKCUT SLAM~! He makes the cover, one, two...THREE~! WINNER in 14:22 – Stan Fulton
Random Tag Tournament Draw
<GM the Danny and Vic make their way out to the stage. The fans give them a nice ovation>
V: Danny would like to announce the Random Tag Team Title Shot Tournament. As you see, behind us, in this large metal tumbler, we have all the names of every OOWF superstar except for the Saints of Sinners, the current OOWF World Tag Team Champions, What we are going to do is pick names at random, and those random teams will compete in a tournament for a shot at the OOWF World Tag Team titles, be they held by the Saints, or someone else by the time October 31 rolls around. So without further ado, Danny, please pick the names……..
Team 1………..Mac Flasher………..and……..Zed! Team 2………..Kylie Mignolio……..and…….Bridget O’Malley! Team 3………..Stank………………and……..Justin Sane! Team 4………..Moosehead Jack…...and……..Alexander Darling…….oh god! Team 5……….Awesome Bill From Dawsonville……….and……..Alexis Darling! Team 6……….Shuziru……………..and………Firewoman! Team 7………Ghosthead…………..and……….Shannon Mann! Team 8………Mai Muyo…………..and………Jack Bullet!
Ok, well, that sounds like it has ALL KINDS of potential for disaster. The brackets will be announced next week, and everyone will get a trial match to work on your tag team skills and the tournament will start on October 17th. Good luck to all involved!
<the crowd cheers as Danny and Vic head to the back, gotta wonder how happy the wrestlers will be about this…….>
STAN FULTON vs. SHANNON MANN – Tournament of Champions Finals
Shannon is announced first and the OOWF Onslaught champion makes her way to the ring to the boos of the crowd. Stan comes out next, and he is treated even worse by the fans. No crowd favorite here! The two make their way into the ring and meet in the center. They shake hands, which seems to enrage the fans even further. No crowd favorites HERE! The referee calls for the bell and we are underway.
Fulton immediately gains the advantage and pummels Shannon with kicks and punches, then finishes her off with a spinning fist to the side of the head. Shannon falls to the mat and tries to escape, but Fulton pulls her into the ropes and continues the punishment. Shannon gets a brief respite and launches an offensive on Fulton, but she wasn’t able to take him off his feet. The end comes when Fulton catches Shannon on the top rope, she grabs her and PLANTS her with an ISLAND BUSTER! Fulton gets up, hits the ropes and lands the DROPLINE! Fulton covers and gets the three count. As soon as the bell rings, Stan slides out of the ring, grabs his title and heads to the back. WINNER in 9:12 – Stan Fulton
Russ: Well here we go partner. We've reached what is traditionally one of our biggest matches of the year Imperial Onslaught. 13 competitors going after a guaranteed World Championship match. What's your prediction?
Razz: I like Mac Flasher tonight. I think he's going to be highly motivated to put on a show after losing on Sunday. Who do you have?
Russ: Tough call. Any one of these individuals can win. I'll take the biggest guy in the match, Stank. We can speculate all we want but we'll find out soon, Let's head down to the ring.
"Jaded" begins to play and #1. Kylie Mignolio makes her way to the ring to a nice ovation from the crowd. She warms up in the ring and the crowd goes nuts as "I Get Wet" brings out the former World Champion #2.Mac Flasher. The two friends smile and shrug at one another as the bell rings and Imperial Onslaught is officially underway.
Mac and Kylie shake hands and then we get down to business. Mac nails some hard forearms and European Uppercuts that drive Kylie back into the corner. Mac tries to power Kylie out but Kylie responds with hard kicks to drive Mac back. Kylie explodes out of the corner and nails Mac with a clothesline. The buzzer goes off and #3. Alexis Darling comes down. Alexis starts hammering on both Kylie and Mac. She nails Mac with a low blow and then shoots Kylie off the ropes and nails her with a beautiful spinning heel kick. Alexis hits the Bitch Killer on Kylie as we count down and #4. Moosehead Jack is the next man out. Moose sprints to the ring and to no one's surprise is quickly all over Alexis. Alexis holds her own for a bit, but Moose with a knee to the gut and then a DDT. Moose has Alexis on the ropes, trying to eliminate her, when Kylie sees an opportunity to eliminate both. She hits a running knee to Moose's back. Alexis is able to hold on but Moose is not.
Moosehead Jack has been eliminated. (by Kylie Minoglio)
Moose doesn't exactly take this well. He drags Kylie under the bottom rope, nails her with a short clothesline and then propels her shoulder first into the turnbuckle. He then slams a chair repeatedly into Kylie's shoulder before applying a Fujiwara Armbar. Security finally comes out to drag him off Kylie. #5. Mai Muyo comes out and Moose tries to fight through security to get to HER before being dragged away. Mai gets greeted by a running knee from Alexis as she gets in the ring. Kylie grits her teeth and rolls back in. She and Mac hold their own against Mai and Alexis but you can tell her shoulder is really bothering her. #6. Justin Sane runs to the ring and immediately climbs the top rope and dives onto Mac and Mai. As he's celebrating that however, Alexis comes up from behind and dumps him over the top.
Justin Sane has been eliminated. (Alexis Darling)
Mac, Kylie, Alexis and Mai continue their awesome little 4 way dance until #7. Awesome Bill From Dawsonville makes his way to the ring. Poor Bill doesn't fare much better than his partner, quickly leaving via a Mai superkick.
Awesome Bill from Dawsonville has been eliminated. (Mai Muyo)
The crowd boos loudly as the newest member of the Saints of Sinners #8. Firewoman makes her way to the ring. Fire immediately hammers Mai from behind and nails her with the Moosekiller. Alexis tries a cheap shot but Fire ducks it and backdrops her former sister in law over the top rope.
Alexis Darling has been eliminated. (Firewoman)
Fire then picks Mai up by the hair and talks a little trash before throwing her over the top.
Mai Muyo has been eliminated. (Firewoman)
Mac tries to throw Fire out from behind but Fire skins the cat and rolls back in. Mac powers her out to the apron but Fire with a shoulder to the gut and gets back in. While this is going on we see Kylie is shaking her shoulder, trying to get some feeling back into it. Fire rakes Mac's eyes and then charges Kylie, but Kylie ducks and backdrops Fire over the top rope!
Firewoman has been eliminated. (Kylie Minoglio)
#9. Bridget O'Malley comes out smiling and fist bumps a smiling Mac and Kylie before the 3 put on an impressive display in the ring. Several near eliminations but no one is able to throw anyone out. The fun ends as #10. Ghosthead comes into the ring and starts hammering on everything that moves. Lariat to Kylie, Powerslam to Mac and a spinebuster to Bridget. Ghost hits a Horror Driver on Kylie and is poised to eliminate her when #11. Shizuru sprints to the ring and jumps him from behind. Shizuru and Ghost quite frankly beat the shit out of each other brawling around the ring. #12. Stank comes to the ring and quicky clotheslines Bridget out.
Bridget O'Malley has been eliminated. (Stank)
Stank sees Shizuru and Ghost brawling near the ropes and knocks them both over the ropes.
Shizuru and Ghosthead have both been eliminated. (Stank)
Ghosthead and Shizuru continue to brawl to the back. Stank remains a one man wrecking crew, beating down Kylie and Mac as we wait for the last entrant.
Russ: And we're down to the final 4 folks. Once Alex gets into the ring it's pinfall or submission only inside the cage.
The cage does start coming down as 13. Alexander Darling comes out. Before he can get in the ring however, he's jumped from behind by Matt Folz and Stan Fulton. Matt picks him up and hits an Angle Slam on the entrance ramp. Stan with 2 huge splashes to Alex's ribs. Moose comes back out with a huge cigar in his mouth and Happy Death Bat. He hands the bat to Matt and the former all state high school baseball player measures Alex and then nails him with a Christian Yelich MVP type swing full force in the face. Matt and Stan hold Alex up and force him to look at Moose. Moose blows Cigar smoke right in Alex's face and then grabs a microphone.
Moose: Did you really think we were going to allow you to have a chance at the World Championship you stupid son of a bitch? No, no, no. See come New Year's Evil you are MINE. And nothing is going to get in the way of that. We will however be kind enough to give you an escort to the ring.
Matt and Stan drag a barely conscious Alex to the ring and roll him in. They high five Stank and then walk to the back smirking along with Moose. The crowd boos as Stank covers Alex with one finger. 1...2...3.
Alexander Darling has been eliminated. (Stank)
Mac has gotten to his feet now and rocks Stank with a few kicks. Mac goes to the second rope and leaps with a cross body but Stank catches him. Kylie clips Stank from behind though. Mac lands on top, Kylie adds her body weight as well as the referee counts 3.
Stank has been eliminated. (Both Kylie Minoglio and Mac Flasher)
Russ: And we're down to the final 2! One of these two great competitors is going to win a Guaranteed OOWF World Championship shot.
Razz: And amazingly, it's the same two we started the match with.
Mac and Kylie circle each other cautiously, neither wanting to make a mistake with this much on the line. Kylie uses her good arm to land two quick jabs at Mac and then a single arm DDT. She cradles for 2. Mac reverses for a 2 and both make it to their feet. Mac connects with the Flash Drive but doesn't quite get all of it and Kylie is able to kick out at 2 1/2. Mac heads to the top rope and goes for a Frog Splash but Kylie is able to move out of the way. Kylie rolls over and covers for 2. Kylie slams Mac in the middle of the ring and then heads up top. Moonsault connects. 1...2...can Mac kick out? HE CAN'T!...3.
Mac Flasher has been eliminated. (Kylie Minoglio) Therefore the Winner of Imperial Onslaught (45:21) KYLIE MINOGLIO!
Mac gets to his knees and puts his head in his hands in disappointment before he stands and walks over and gives Kylie a big hug. Mac raises Kylie's arm and then slides out of the ring to let her enjoy her victory celebration. Kylie poses on all 4 corners as the crowd roars. Mac rolls out of the ring and heads to the back, looking rather dejected. Bridget comes out to console him, but not before giving Kylie a big thumbs up
STAN FULTON vs. JACK BULLET – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Stan is announced first and storms his way to the ring and steps between the ropes and waits in the corner. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Jack Bullet makes his way to the ring. Bullet steps into the ring and raises his arms to the crowd, and Fulton darts across the ring and takes him to the mat with a vicious clothesline to the back of the head. Fulton repeatedly stomps on the back of Jack’s head, then pulls him to his feet and slams him face first into the corner. Fulton pins Bullet there and hammers him with Vader like punches to the ribs and side of the head, before taking a step back and NAILING Bullet with a short palm strike. Fulton whips Bullet to the ropes and DRIVES him to the mat with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX. Fulton covers, hooking the leg, but Bullet manages to power out at two.
Fulton pulls Bullet to his feet, but Bullet grabs Fulton by the head, scales the corner and leaps to the floor, guillotining his throat on the top rope. Fulton staggers back and drops to one knee, Bullet takes a moment to recover, then slides into the ring and connects with a drop kick to the back of Fulton’s head. Bullet pulls Fulton to his feet and traps him in an abdominal stretch! Fulton snarls and quickly flips Bullet to the mat, but as Bullet lands, he catches Fulton with an uppercut to the jaw that rocks Stan back on his feet. Bullet whips Fulton to the ropes and pops him with a superkick, but Fulton doesn’t go down. Bullet heads to the ropes and climbs the corner then leaps and puts Fulton down with a flying bulldog! Bullet covers, but Fulton powers out at two.
Bullet grabs the leg that Alexis worked on last night and lands a couple of kicks to Fulton’s hip, then tries to turn him over in a Boston crap, Fulton is able to grab the bottom rope and force the break, frustratingly quickly for Bullet. Jack gets to his feet and pulls Fulton to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a back drop, but Fulton catches him, lifts him in the air and POWERBOMBS him through the Liechtensteiner Announce Table!
Fulton claims he was aiming for the apron, so evidently the referee is going to let this stand. Fulton leaves the ring and pulls Bullet out of the wreckage and kills him with a short clothesline. The world champion is in a world of trouble here. Fulton pulls Bullet up again and tries to whip Bullet into the ring steps, but somehow Bullet reverses it and Fulton plows bad hip first into the stairs! Fulton howls in pain and grabs his hip, then snarls in pain. Bullet waits for Fulton To get to his feet then lands several hard kicks to the side of his hip, then rolls Fulton into the ring. Bullet immediately traps Fulton in an Indian death lock and tries for the submission. The crowd roars hoping for a submission, but Fulton disappoints them by dragging his way to the ropes and forcing the break.
Bullet pulls Fulton to his feet and whips him into the corner and connects with a corner splash. Bullet charges in again and tries a HIGH IMPACT MOVE, but Fulton holds onto the rop rope and Bullet slams to the mat! Fulton tries to drop an elbow on Bullet, but he moves out of the way and Fulton slams to the mat. Fulton climbs the ropes and drops a leg across Fulton’s face, then covers him, but once again Fulton kicks out at two.
Bullet drags Fulton into the middle of the ring then hits a superkick to the side of his head! Bullet calls for the ACTION DRIVER! Bullet gets Fulton hooked and tries to lift him, Fulton sandbags him, then lifts Bullet and hits a THUNDEROUS ALABAMA SLAM! Bullet is dazed! Fulton hits the ropes and drops the DROPLINE, he covers, the crowd is HORRIFIED! One…….two……..thre……NO! NO! Bullet kicks out with a fraction of a second to spare! Time is running down! Fulton grabs Bullet and locks him in an ANACONDA VICE! But he can’t cinch it in as hard as he wants because Bullet has him in the TALON! Fulton howls in pain and blood starts to bleed from the forehead, but he squeezes tighter and Bullet starts to fade, the talon loosening just enough. The referee checks on Bullet and he is about to call for the bell when DING DING DING!
Fulton breaks the hold thinking he won the title via submission, he looks at the referee who is checking with the time keeper. He waives the victory off! It was a thirty minute time limit draw! WINNER – 30:00 time limit draw – Jack Bullet retains his OOWF World Heavyweight title!
Fulton is not happy about this at all. He grabs Bullet and pulls him to his feet and hits the CLEAR CUT! Then locks Bullet in the anaconda again! Bullet fights it, but loses consciousness. The referee is yelling at Stan and threatening him with disqualification. Fulton finally breaks the hold, gets to his feet and thinks about destroying the referee, then just calmly picks up the OOWF World Heavyweight title, gives it a long look, then drapes it across Bullet’s body. Fulton leaves the ring and we see medics slide into the ring to check on the champion while we fade to black.
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