*the scene and INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA find SHIZURU-MUNE MANGYUNIKU-COX on the phone with an UNNAMED PERSON while walking around his spacious backyard in a posh suburb of Seattle, Washington*
SHIZURU-MUNE: “No. I will not let you get swept up in this pipe dream. As your older brother, I will support you in just about anything that you want to do, but that company broke my heart and spirit multiple times in the name of hashtag content. I’m not going to let them take advantage of you, as well. Why didn’t you get on that plane to Jacksonville when those tickets were sent to you? They want you there and you can work a super-light schedule while not having those damn cameras following you …” *SHIZURU-MUNE glances up before sighing* “…Everywhere. Seriously, you have the tools that you can make something of our family’s name and have it not be as a one-note, racially insensitive comedy act in just about anything you put your mind to doing. Hell, Paul came up to see you personally when you were performing in front of 50 people, of which 30 were your classmates at the wrestling academy”
*SHIZURU-MUNE pauses for a few seconds as a reply garbles through his phone*
S-M: “Look. I’m not even sure that this is anything beyond a twinkle in Mac Flasher’s eye at this point. Where are they getting the cash? What arenas are going to book a company that just fell off the face of the earth and left more than a few loyal sponsors holding the bag when creditors came calling? The guy could sell water to a fish if he works hard enough on the sales pitch, but it’s gotta be more than just him because man can’t run a business. Have you seen the inside of his apartment? It’s just a den of bad financial decisions.”
*SHIZURU-MUNE pauses again for a reply*
S-M: “You’re 19. You’d be the youngest human there aside from Josie if she’s allowed to come along. You'll be eaten alive by some of that roster if they return. I just think a more stable option is your play. Our parents didn’t bust their butts in Seattle right off the boat, before either of us were born, to jump into unstable risks. If you can’t see …”
*SHIZURU-MUNE impatiently pauses as he is interrupted*
S-M: “OK fine. I’m clearly not talking you out of this dream that may never be more than Mac Flasher talking big on a podcast. I’ll talk to some people if they answer and see if someone who might be somewhat trustworthy will take you under their wing. But the second that they package you as Sizzlechest Jr. and hand you a thong and red track suit, I’ll have a lawyer ready to terminate any contract they made you sign. Are we clear?”
*SHIZURU-MUNE receives a reply as the scene fades*
Physical Description: Tattoos covering both arms and hands, and across chest. Short black hair and a short beard. Black pants with black kick pads, and black wrist tape.
Entrance Music: 2nd Sucks - A Day to Remember
Finishers: - Death From Above (Diving double foot stomp) - Face Your Fear (GTS) - House of Horrors (Sharpshooter/Scorpion Deathlock)
Signature Moves: - Sling Blade - Superkick - Lifting DDT - Drop Toe Hold (preferably on to the bottom rope or a chair) - Suicide somersault senton - Powerbomb into the corner - Lots of elbows and knees
Style: Technician with some high-flying (Indie darling?)
Bio: Born in Ireland but raised in the States, Kieran comes from a family of fighters. Boxers, wrestlers, streetfighters, you name it and the Bourne family has fought it. Kieran has wrestled mostly in Europe, but has now set his sights on conquering the entire world one fight at a time.
10/30/04: Doomy Doomy Doom Doom - Microplay def. Hardbody Harris and UnderDawg 01/26/05: MidWeek Mayhem: Canadian Dragon def. Microplay & Gimmickman 01/30/05: Dance of Death: Donovan Viper def. Canadian Dragon, Hardbody Harris & Microplay 05/25/05: MidWeek Mayhem: Niles Anderson def. Donovan Viper 09/25/05: Hell On Earth: Hardbody Harris def. Niles Anderson and Chris Alt 11/02/05: Midweek Mayhem: Microplay  def. Moosehead Jack 1 11/30/05: MidWeek Mayhem: Niles Anderson  def. Microplay 01/29/06: Dance of Death II: Moosehead Jack def. Niles Anderson & Concrete TG 01/29/06: Dance of Death II: Hardbody Harris  def. Moosehead Jack 05/10/06: MidWeek Mayhem: Chris Cole def. Hardbody Harris 11/26/06: Call To Arms: Title Declared Vacant 01/01/07: New Year's Evil II: UnderDawg def. Chris Cole, Ax-Man & Thim Reynolds 05/02/07: MidWeek Mayhem: Concrete TG def. UnderDawg 09/30/07: Hell On Earth III: Stank def. Concrete TG 04/27/08: Blood on the Great Wall: LD Williams def. Stank 09/28/08: Hell On Earth IV: Davin Moreland def. LD Williams 12/28/08: New Years Evil IV: Eric O'Mac def. Davin Moreland 12/31/08: MidWeek Mayhem : Davin Moreland  def. Eric O'Mac 02/04/09: MidWeek Mayhem: LD Williams  def. Davin Moreland 02/25/09: MidWeek Mayhem: Davin Moreland  def. LD Williams & Poe 03/01/09: End of Days IV: Poe defeated Davin Moreland & LD Williams 09/23/09: MidWeek Mayhem: Ecosystem def. Poe 09/27/09: Hell On Earth V: Poe  def. Ecosystem 12/27/09: New Years Evil V: Alexander Darling def. Poe 06/27/10: Mid-Summer Night's Scream 4: Firewoman def. Alexander Darling 10/31/10: Doomy Doom Doom 7: Tytan def. Firewoman 12/26/10: New Year's Evil VI: Davin Moreland  def. Tytan 01/12/11: MidWeek Mayhem: Tytan  def. Davin Moreland 01/30/11: Dance of Death 7: Alexander Darling  def. Tytan, Davin Moreland & Stan Fulton 01/30/11: Dance of Death 7: Moosehead Jack  def. Alexander Darling 02/02/11: MidWeek Mayhem: Moosehead Jack vacated the OOWF World Heavyweight Title 03/02/11: End of Days 6: Stank  def. Chris Evans 2 05/07/11: Stank vacates the OOWF World Heavyweight Title 05/07/11: Ecosystem awarded the title 3 05/29/11: No Justice No Peace: Alexander Darling  def. Ecosystem & Stank 09/25/11: Hell On Earth 7: Eric O'Mac  def. Alexander Darling 10/30/11: Doomy Doomy Doom Doom 8: Stan Fulton def. Eric O'Mac 03/25/12: MADNESS 8: LD Williams  def. Stan Fulton 07/29/12: Bloodbath in Paradise 5: Chris Evans def. LD Williams 11/25/12: November Pain 6: Firewoman  def. Chris Evans & Ghosthead 03/31/13: MADNESS 9: Moosehead Jack  def. Firewoman 09/29/13: Hell On Earth IX: Danny Taylor def. Moosehead Jack 09/29/13: Hell On Earth IX: Ghosthead def. Danny Taylor 12/29/13: New Year's Evil 9: Christian Carter def. Ghosthead 12/29/13: New Year's Evil 9: Matt Folz def. Christian Carter 02/26/13: MidWeek Mayhem: Christian Carter  def. Matt Folz 04/30/14: MidWeek Mayhem: Ghosthead  def. Christian Carter & Stan Fulton 08/03/14: Territorial Beatings 9: Up Your Ass Vince: Stan Fulton  def. Ghosthead 12/28/14: New Years Evil 10: Alexander Darling  def. Stan Fulton 05/31/15: Bloodbath in Paradise 6: Miranda Williams def. Alexander Darling, LD Williams, Chad Madison, Matt Folz & Tommy Wilder 07/29/15: MidWeek Mayhem: Tommy Wilder def. Miranda Williams 08/30/15: Judgement Eve XI: Chad Madison def. Tommy Wilder 09/27/15: Hell On Earth XI: Miranda Williams  def. Chad Madison & Tommy Wilder 09/30/15: MidWeek Mayhem: Alexander Darling  def. Miranda Williams 12/09/15: MidWeek Mayhem: Matt Folz  def. Alexander Darling 02/10/16: Midweek Mayhem: Rabbit Mask def. Matt Folz 05/29/16: Bloodbath in Paradise 7: Chad Madison  def. Rabbit Mask 08/17/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Tytan  def. Chad Madison 4 09/25/16: Hell On Earth XII: Firewoman  def. Tytan 10/26/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Beverly Cambridge def. Firewoman 01/29/17: End of Days XII: Zed def. Beverly Cambridge 03/29/17: MidWeek Mayhem: Ghosthead  def. Zed 05/28/17: Bloodbath in Paradise 8: Mai Muyo def. Ghosthead 09/24/17: Hell On Earth XIII: Stank  def. Mai Muyo 02/28/18: MidWeek Mayhem: Mac Flasher def. Stank 07/29/18: Mid Summer Night's Scream 10: Moosehead Jack def. Mac Flasher 08/29/18: MidWeek Mayhem: Maple Leaf Massacre 3: Mac Flasher def. Moosehead Jack 09/30/18: Hell on Earth 14: Jack Bullet def. Mac Flasher 02/06/19: MidWeek Mayhem: Jack Bullet vacates the OOWF World Heavyweight Title 02/24/19: OOWF End of Days 12: Matt Folz defeated Mama Juana 07/03/19: MidWeek Mayhem: Beverly Cambridge  def. Matt Folz
1 Hardbody Harris forfeited the title earlier in the night 2 OOWF Invitational Finals 3 Stank vacated the World Title 4 Via Disqualification in a World Class Rules Match 5 OOWF Invitational Finals
OOWF World Tag Team Championship
10/30/04: Doomy Doomy Doom Doom - Hellion & Corax def. Moosehead Jack & Grunt and Ecosystem & LI 11/30/04: Money, Power and LSD: The Dragons def. Hellion & Corax 01/30/05: Dance of Death: Hellion & Corax  def. The Dragons, Morte & LI and Outback Jack & GatorBait 02/27/05: Home Sweet Hell : 3Piece Set def. Hellion & Corax 06/08/05: MidWeek Mayhem: FF Capslock & Stank def. 3Piece Set 06/15/05: MidWeek Mayhem: Ax-Man & Firechild 1 def. FF Capslock & Stank 07/06/05: MidWeek Mayhem: FF Capslock & Stank def. 3Piece Set 08/28/05: Judgment Eve PPV: 3Piece Set  def. Drink & Destroy 09/21/05: MidWeek Mayhem: Moosehead Jack & Concrete TG def. 3Piece Set 09/25/05: Hell On Earth: The Team From Down Under def. Moosehead Jack & Concrete TG, 3Piece Set and Drink & Destroy 11/27/05: More Money, More Power, More Respect wCw def. The Team From Down Under, Johnny Adrenaline & Attitude Adjuster and Mikey Styner & Dr. Murder 01/11/06: MidWeek Mayhem The Team From Down Under  def. wCw 01/25/06: MidWeek Mayhem The Devil's Brigade def. The Team From Down Under 03/26/06: MADNESS II wCw  def. The Devil's Brigade 04/30/06: Seasons In The Abyss The Chickenshit Heels def. wCw 06/07/06: MidWeek Mayhem - Nayr & Fly def. The Chickenshit Heels 06/25/06: MidSummer Night's Scream kz def. The Halfrican Americans, The Chickenshit Heels & wCw 09/13/06: MidWeek Mayhem - wCw  def. kz 09/24/06: Hell On Earth II - 3Piece Set 2 def. wCw 01/01/07: New Year's Evil II - Drink & Destroy  def. 3Piece Set & LD Williams & Canadian Dragon 02/28/07: MidWeek Mayhem - Weapon X def. Drink & Destroy, The Chickenshit Heels & The Defenestrators 07/29/07: BloodBath in Paradise - The Chickenshit Heels  def. Weapon X & Capellan & Viper 09/30/07: Hell On Earth III - Hardbody Harris & Chris Alt 3 def. The Chickenshit Heels, Capellan & Viper and Phantos & Lucios 10/28/07: Doomy Doomy Doom Doom IV - Los Defenestrators def. Best Friends Forever 12/12/07: MidWeek Mayhem - Spin Hansen & DH Magnusson def. Los Defenestrators 12/26/07: MidWeek Mayhem - Los Defenestrators  def. Spin Hansen & DH Magnusson 12/30/07: New Year's Evil III - Defenestrators def. Los Defenestrators 02/24/08: End of Days III - Phantos & Lucios def. Defenestrators 03/30/08: MADNESS IV - Titles Declared Vacant 04/30/08: MidWeek Mayhem - The Midnight Sons  def. Phantos & Lucios, IHOP, BAD & The Heels 05/21/08: MidWeek Mayhem - Gaelic Storm def. The Midnight Sons 06/11/08: MidWeek Mayhem - The Midnight Sons  def. Gaelic Storm 06/11/08: MidWeek Mayhem - IHOP def. The Midnight Sons 07/30/08: Operation Onslaught: Red White & Bruised - Phantos & Lucios  def. IHOP 12/28/08: New Years Evil IV: Fear Us def. Phantos & Lucios and Bryce Larson & Nayr 02/04/09: Fear Us stripped of the titles when LD Williams wins the World title 02/11/09: The Team From Down Under  become champions when Outback Jack picks Gatorbait as his new partner 04/26/09: Sunday Bloody Sunday: The Chickenshit Heels  4 def. kz, Run DEA and The Heroes Guild 06/07/09: Territorial Beatings IV: The Team From Down Under  def. The Chickenshit Heels 5 06/28/09: Mid-Summer Nights Scream III: kz  def. The Team From Down Under 08/19/09: MidWeek Mayhem: The Chickenshit Heels  6[/size] def. kz 09/27/09: Hell On Earth V: kz def. The Chickenshit Heels & Phantos & Lucios 12/16/09: MidWeek Mayhem: The Midnight Sons  def. kz, Team Team and Team Fuel 01/31/10: Dance of Death 6: Team Team def. The Midnight Sons 02/28/10: End of Days 5: Poe & Stank def. Team Team, Texpress & Outback Jack & DH Magnusson 03/24/10: MidWeek Mayhem: Titles Held Up Following a Double Pin 03/28/10: MADNESS 5: Poe & Stank  def. Texpress 04/28/10: MidWeek Mayhem: Texpress  def. Poe & Stank 05/05/10: MidWeek Mayhem: Poe & Stank  def. Texpress 05/19/10: MidWeek Mayhem: Texpress  def. Poe & Stank and Outback Jack & DH Magnusson 06/27/10: Mid-Summer Nights Scream 4: Salvation def. Texpress 08/11/10: MidWeek Mayhem: Nothing Happened def. Valor (fm. Salvation) 09/26/10: Hell On Earth 6: Texpress  def. Nothing Happened 12/01/10: MidWeek Mayhem: Moosehead Jack & Stank def. Texpress 12/08/10: MidWeek Mayhem: Drink & Destroy def. Moosehead Jack & Stank, Texpress & The Flyin' Hawaiians 12/26/10: New Year's Evil VI: The Flyin Hawaiians def. Drink & Destroy 12/29/10: MidWeek Mayhem: Boardwalk Saints def. The Flyin Hawaii'ans, Drink & Destroy & Moosehead Jack & Stank 01/05/11: Midweek Mayhem: The Flyin Hawaiians  def. Boardwalk Saints 01/30/11: Dance of Death 7: Moosehead Jack & Stank  def. The Flyin Hawaii'ans, Drink & Destroy & Texpress 02/23/11: MidWeek Mayhem: The Brass Knuckle Kings def. Moosehead Jack 7 07/27/11: MidWeek Mayhem: Texpress  def. The Brass Knuckle Kings 08/28/11: Judgement Eve 7: The Flyin' Hawaii'ans  def. Texpress 09/25/11: Hell On Earth 7: Texpress  def. The Flyin' Hawaii'ans 11/27/11: November Pain V: The Flyin' Hawaii'ans  def. Texpress 04/11/12: MidWeek Mayhem: Attitude Adjuster & Honcho Williams def. Flyin' Hawaii'ans 04/29/12: Territorial Beatings 7: Texpress  def. Attitude Adjuster & Honcho Williams, Phoenix Rising & Flyin' Hawaii'ans 05/16/12: MidWeek Mayhem: Flyin' Hawaii'ans  def. Texpress 06/06/12: MidWeek Mayhem: Phoenix Rising def. Flyin' Hawaii'ans 07/29/12: Bloodbath in Paradise 5: Texpress  def. Phoenix Rising 10/31/12: MidWeek Mayhem: Banned From Everywhere def. Texpress, The Darlings, Power & Glory and LD Williams & Stank 11/28/12: MidWeek Mayhem: LD Williams & Stank def. Banned From Everywhere 01/09/13: MidWeek Mayhem: Darling Twins def. LD Williams & Stank 01/27/13: Dance of Death 9: Power & Glory def. The Darlings, Banned From Everywhere & LD Williams & Stank 02/15/13: Titles Vacated 8 02/24/13: End of Days 8: Saints of Sinners  def. Banned From Everywhere & Stan Fulton & Ecosystem to win the vacant titles 06/30/13: Let it Ride: Texpress  def. Saints of Sinners 9 09/29/13: Hell On Earth IX: Salvation def. Texpress 12/29/13: New Year's Evil 9: Murphy's Law def. Salvation 01/26/14: Dance Of Death IX: Suicide Kings def. Murphy's Law, Texpress & Moosehead Jack & Chloe Neal 03/12/14: MidWeek Mayhem: Banned From Everywhere  def. Suicide Kings 05/07/14: MidWeek Mayhem: Suicide Kings  def. Banned From Everywhere & Texpress 05/14/14: MidWeek Mayhem: Banned From Everywhere  def. Suicide Kings & Texpress 05/21/14: MidWeek Mayhem: Tommy Wilder & Miranda Williams def. Suicide Kings, Texpress & Banned From Everywhere 07/09/14: MidWeek Mayhem: Strength in Silence def. Crash & Burn (Williams & Wilder) 09/28/14: Hell on Earth 10: Saints of Sinners (Moose & Chloe) def. Strength in Silence 03/29/15: MADNESS 11: Banned From Everywhere def. Saints of Sinners, Ecosystem & Tytan and Road Banger Thrash & Demon Smoke 04/15/15: MidWeek Mayhem: Murphy's Law def. Banned From Everywhere 05/31/15: Bloodbath in Paradise 6: Tytan & Ecosystem  def. Murphy's Law 06/24/15: MidWeek Mayhem: Titles Declared Vacant 10 06/27/15: Mid-Summer Night's Scream 7: Tytan & Rabbit Mask def. Ecosystem & Mai Muyo 08/30/15: Judgement Eve XI: Sisters of Sin  def. The Awakening 09/27/15: Hell On Earth XI: Royalty def. Sisters of Sin 11/04/15: MidWeek Mayhem: Crash & Burn  def. Royalty 12/30/15: MidWeek Mayhem: New Year's Evil: The Circle def. Crash & Burn 03/09/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Royalty def. The Circle 03/16/16: MidWeek Mayhem: kz  def. Royalty 03/23/16: MidWeek Mayhem: The Circle  def. kz 03/27/16: MADNESS 12: Sisters of Sin  def. The Circle, kz & Royalty 06/29/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Beer Money  def. S & M 07/31/16: Mid Summer Night's Scream 8: MJM incorporated def. Beer Money 08/31/16: MidWeek Mayhem: The Circle  def. MJM Incorporated 09/14/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Murphy's Law  Def. The Circle 09/25/16: Hell On Earth XII: Shannon Mann  & Mai Muyo  were declared winners of the Murphy's Law vs. MJM Inc vs. Circle vs. Beer Money TLC match 11 10/26/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Saints of Sinners (Moosehead Jack, LD Williams & Stank) def. The Darling Twins 12 12/28/16: MidWeek Mayhem New Year's Evil: The Darling Twins (2) def. Saints of Sinners 02/01/17: MidWeek Mayhem: Beer Money  def. The Darling Twins 03/26/17: MADNESS 13: Gods of War def. Beer Money 06/21/17: MidWeek Mayhem: LD Williams & Matt Folz def. Gods of War 06/21/17: MidWeek Mayhem: Beer Money  def. LD Williams & Matt Folz 08/30/17: MidWeek Mayhem: Texpress  def. Beer Money, The Circle & Banned From Everywhere 01/28/18: End of Days X1: Beer Money  def. Texpress 02/28/18: MidWeek Mayhem: The Circle def. Beer Money 04/25/18: MidWeek Mayhem: The Saints of Sinners (Fulton/Folz) def. The Circle & Texpress 12/30/18: New Year's Evil 12: Kylie Mignolio & Bridget O'Malley def. The Saints of Sinners 04/03/19: MidWeek Mayhem: Clan Quinn (Moose & Fire) def. The Frenemies (Kylie & Bridget) 06/26/19: MidWeek Mayhem: Los Defenstrators  def. Clan Quinn
1 Firechild was substituting for Chris Cole, his half of the title was turned over to Cole 2 As Mierda Del Pollo Rudos 3 As Los Defenestrators 4 As Phantos & Lucios 5 Attitude Adjuster was injured, Outback Jack defeated Johnny Adrenaline in a singles match for the title 6 As Super Strong Honda & Burning Kawasaki 7 Stank was competing in the OOWF Invitational and unable to defend the titles 8 Power & Glory Vacate the titles and leave the company due to their father's medical emergency 9 Via Disqualification in a World Class Rules Match 10 Tytan turns on Ecosystem 11 Shannon and Mai both pulled down a belt simultaneously, GM Nate Corbitt declared them co-champions 12 Saints wrestled under Freebird Rules. Match was Tag Team Invitational Tournament Final for the vacant titles
OOWF Intercontinental Championship
10/01/04: Gettin' Rowdy - Johnny Adrenaline d. Blade, Gimmickman, Eric O'Mac, LD Williams and Concrete TG 10/30/04: Doomy Doomy Doom Doom - Concrete TG def. Johnny Adrenaline 02/27/05: Home Sweet @#!*% : Johnny Adrenaline def. Concrete TG 05/29/05: Blood, Sweat & Fear: Blackdragon def. Johnny Adrenaline 09/25/05: Hell On Earth: LD Williams def. Blackdragon, Eric O'Mac and Mr. Jealous 11/23/05: MidWeek Mayhem: Chris Alt def. LD Williams 11/27/05: More Money, More Power, More Respect: LD Williams  def. Chris Alt 02/15/06: MidWeek Mayhem: Capellan def. LD Williams & Uncle Entity 04/05/06: MidWeek Mayhem: Chris Alt  def. Capellan & Niles Anderson 05/03/06: MidWeek Mayhem: Chris Alt forfeits the title 06/06/06: D-Day Special: Niles Anderson def. Capellan in a six man ladder match to fill the vacant Intercontinental Title 06/21/06: MidWeek Mayhem: Altrageous  defeated Concrete TG, Sriram and Uncle Entity 1 09/24/06: Hell On Earth II:Capellan  def. Altrageous 01/03/07: MidWeek Mayhem: Blackdragon  def. Capellan 01/24/07: MidWeek Mayhem: Capellan  def. Blackdragon 01/28/07: Dance of Death III: Niles Anderson  def. Capellan 04/18/07: MidWeek Mayhem: Niles Anderson stripped of the OOWF Intercontinental Title 04/29/07: Territorial Beatings III: Moosehead Jack def. Niles Anderson, Outback Jack & Ax-Man 07/29/07: Bloodbath in Paradise: Firechild def. Moosehead Jack 09/30/07: Hell On Earth III: Outback Jack def. Firechild 12/12/07: MidWeek Mayhem: Donovan Viper def. Outback Jack 01/27/08: Dance of Death IV: Outback Jack  def. Donovan Viper, Ryan Hardcore & Moosehead Jack 02/24/08: End Of Days III: F. Fonzworth MacCappington III def. Outback Jack 03/19/08: MidWeek Mayhem: Moosehead Jack  def. F. Fonzworth MacCappington III 03/19/08: MidWeek Mayhem: F. Fonzworth MacCappington III  def. Moosehead Jack 03/30/08: MADNESS IV: Alexander Darling def. F. Fonzworth MacCappington 04/27/08: Blood on the Great Wall: Donovan Viper  def. Alexander Darling & Capellan 06/29/08: Brawl of Saigon: Alexander Darling  def. Donovan Viper 07/09/08: MidWeek Mayhem: Moosehead Jack  def. Alexander Darling 07/27/08: Operation Onslaught: Red, White & Bruised - Alexander Darling def. Moosehead Jack 09/24/08: MidWeek Mayhem - DH Magnusson def. Alexander Darling & Poe 10/15/08: MidWeek Mayhem - Spin Hansen def. DH Magnusson 2 12/03/08: MidWeek Mayhem - Firewoman def. Spin Hansen 03/01/09: End of Days IV: Tytan def. Firewoman 03/25/09: MidWeek Mayhem - Chris Cole def. Tytan 04/01/09: MidWeek Mayhem - Title Declared Vacant 3 04/26/09: Sunday Bloody Sunday: The Dead def. Chris Evans in a tournament final 06/28/09: Mid-Summer Nights Scream III: Stank def. The Dead 12/27/09: New Years Evil V: Davn Moreland def. Stank 04/07/10: MidWeek Mayhem: Moosehead Jack  def. Davin Moreland 06/27/10: Mid-Summer Nights Scream 4: Ravenna Blue def. Moosehead Jack, The Dead & Chris Evans 07/25/10: Bloodbath in Paradise 3: The Dead  def. Ravenna Blue, Moosehead Jack & Chris Evans 09/26/10: Hell On Earth 6: Chris Evans def. The Dead 12/26/10: New Year's Evil VI: Matt Folz def. Chris Evans 03/16/11: MidWeek Mayhem: GM Ecosystem stripped Matt Folz of the Intercontinental title and declared himself the champion 03/27/11: MADNESS VII: Stan Fulton def. Ecosystem 06/15/11: MidWeek Mayhem: Zane Myers def. Stan Fulton 06/26/11: Mid-Summer Night's Scream 5: Stan Fulton def. Zane Myers & JW Westgaard 08/28/11: Judgement Eve 7: Chris Evans  def. Stan Fulton 09/14/11: MidWeek Mayhem: El Lobo Sangriento def. Chris Evans 09/15/11: MidWeek Mayhem: GM Selena awards the Title to Chris Evans  4 02/26/12: End Of Days 7: Psykle def. Chris Evans & Ricky Soaring Eagle 03/25/12: MADNESS 8: Matt Folz  def. Psykle, Ricky Soaring Eagle & Stank 05/27/12: Boston Massacre: Danny Taylor def. Stank, Matt Folz & Ricky Soaring Eagle 06/24/12: Mid-Summer Night's Scream 6: Ricky Soaring Eagle def. Danny Taylor & Rabbit Mask 07/29/12: Bloodbath in Paradise 5: Rabbit Mask def. Ricky Soaring Eagle & Danny Taylor 08/26/12: Judgement Eve 8: Danny Taylor  def. Rabbit Mask 11/25/12: November Pain 6: Matt Folz  def. Danny Taylor 12/30/12: New Year's Evil 9: DK Murphy def. Matt Folz 04/03/13: MidWeek Mayhem: Mai Muyo def. DK Murphy 07/28/13: Bloody Frontiers: Alexis Darling def. Mai Muyo 11/24/13: November Pain 6: Tommy Wilder def. Alexis Darling & Firewoman 12/29/13: New Year's Evil 9: Alexis Darling  def. Tommy Wilder 01/26/14: Dance Of Death IX: Mai Muyo  def. LD Williams, Alexis Darling & Stan Fulton 04/09/14: MidWeek Mayhem: Christian Carter def. Mai Muyo 04/09/14: MidWeek Mayhem: Alexis Darling  def. Christian Carter 05/21/14: MidWeek Mayhem: Stank  def. Alexis Darling & Firewoman 08/31/14: Judgment Eve 10: Mai Muyo  def. Stank & Alexis Darling 10/22/14: MidWeek Mayhem: Alexis Darling  def. Mai Muyo 11/30/14: November Pain 7: Firewoman  def. Alexis Darling 03/29/15: MADNESS 11: Mai Muyo  def. Firewoman 04/08/15: MidWeek Mayhem: Firewoman  def. Mai Muyo 04/26/15: Blood on the Walls 3: Mai Muyo  def. Firewoman 06/27/15: Mid-Summer Night's Scream 7: Ghosthead def. Mai Muyo 08/30/15: Judgement Eve XI: Zed def. Ghosthead 11/29/15: November Pain 8: Tytan  def. Zed 12/23/15: MidWeek Mayhem: Christian Carter  def. Tytan 01/20/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Mai Muyo  def. Christian Carter 04/06/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Stank  def. Mai Muyo 05/11/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Tommy Wilder  def. Stank 06/29/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Firewoman  def. Tommy Wilder 07/31/16: Mid Summer Night's Scream 8: Ecosystem  def. Firewoman 09/07/16: MidWeek Mayhem: LD Williams def. Agrius5 09/25/16: Hell On Earth XII: Miranda Williams def. LD Williams & Tommy Wilder 11/27/16: November Pain 9: Rabbit Mask  def. Miranda Williams 11/30/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Mac Flasher def. Rabbit Mask 12/28/16: MidWeek Mayhem New Year's Evil: Chloe Neal def. Mac Flasher 01/29/17: End of Days: Mac Flasher  def. Chloe Neal 02/22/17: MidWeek Mayhem: Chloe Neal  def. Mac Flasher 03/26/17: MADNESS 13: Nick Fleming def. Mac Flasher, Chloe Neal & Moosehead Jack 05/03/17: MidWeek Mayhem: Jack Bullet def. Nick Fleming 05/17/17: MidWeek Mayhem: Nick Fleming  def. Jack Bullet 05/28/17: Bloodbath in Paradise 8: Jack Bullet  def. Nick Fleming 08/23/17: MidWeek Mayhem: Ecosystem  def. Jack Bullet 09/24/17: Hell On Earth XIII: Jack Bullet  def. Ecosystem 11/26/17: November Pain 10: Zed  def. Jack Bullet 12/31/17: New Year's Evil XI: Jack Bullet def. Zed 01/10/18: MidWeek Mayhem: Mai Muyo def. Jack Bullet 02/28/18: MidWeek Mayhem: Bridget O'Malley def. Mai Muyo 05/27/18: Bloodbath in Paradise 8: Zed def. Bridget O'Malley 08/29/18: MidWeek Mayhem: Maple Leaf Massacre 3: Kylie Mignolio def. Zed 09/05/18: MidWeek Mayhem: Stank def. Kylie Mignolio 09/12/18: MidWeek Mayhem: Bridget O'Malley def. Stank 09/19/18: MidWeek Mayhem: Zed def. Bridget O'Malley
1 Niles Anderson disappeared, thus the title was declared vacant and immediately filled 2 DH Magnusson had to forfeit the title due to injury 3 Title was declared vacant when Chris Cole lost a retirement match to Davin Moreland 4 El Lobo Sangriento Vacates the Title due to also being Onslaught Champion 5 Agrius was defending the title for Ecosystem
OOWF Onslaught Championship
05/29/05: Blood, Sweat & Fear: Firechild def. Thim Reynolds – Tournament Final 06/26/05: Maple Leaf Massacre: Capellan def. Firechild 07/13/05: MidWeek Mayhem: Thim Reynolds def. Capellan 08/28/05: Judgment Eve PPV: Firechild  def. Thim Reynolds 09/25/05: Hell On Earth: Thim Reynolds  def. Firechild, Capellan and GimmickMan 10/30/05: Doomy Doomy Doom Doom II: Canadian Dragon def. Thim Reynolds & Uncle Entity 11/30/05: MidWeek Mayhem: Corax def. Canadian Dragon 12/07/05: Midweek Mayhem: Eric O'Mac def. Corax, Canadian Dragon and Thim Reynolds 03/01/06: MidWeek Mayhem: Eric O'Mac is stripped of the Onslaught Championship 1 03/26/06: MADNESS II: Uncle Entity def. Concrete TG in a Tournament Final 05/28/06: Donnybrook in Donny Brook: Eric O'Mac  def. Uncle Entity 06/25/06: MidSummer Night's Scream: Jim Jones def. Eric O'Mac 07/30/06: Unfriendly Confines: Thim Reynolds  def. Jim Jones, Concrete TG & Blackdragon 09/24/06: Hell On Earth II: Firechild  def. Thim Reynolds, Blackdragon & Eric O'Mac 11/26/06: Call To Arms: Spin Hansen def. Firechild 02/14/07: MidWeek Mayhem: Donovan Viper def. Spin Hansen 02/25/07: End Of Days III: Blackdragon def. Donovan Viper 03/14/07: MidWeek Mayhem: Donovan Viper  def. Blackdragon 05/02/07: MidWeek Mayhem: Spin Hansen  def. Donovan Viper 06/27/07: Mid-Summer Night's Scream II: Hardbody Harris def. Spin Hansen 07/18/07: MidWeek Mayhem: Nayr def. Hardbody Harris & Spin Hansen 08/26/07: Judgment Eve II: Knife defeated Nayr & Moosehead Jack 09/30/07: Hell On Earth III: Davin Moreland def. Knife 10/28/07: Doomy Doomy Doom Doom IV: Moosehead Jack def. Davin Moreland, Ryan Hardcore, Knife and Concrete TG 10/31/07: MidWeek Mayhem: Davin Moreland  def. Moosehead Jack 02/24/08: End of Days III: Eric O'Mac  def. Davin Moreland, Alexander Darling and The Dead 03/30/08: MADNESS IV: Bunny def. Eric O'Mac 04/27/08: Blood on the Great Wall: Firewoman def. Bunny 06/25/08: MidWeek Mayhem: The Dead def. Firewoman 07/02/08: MidWeek Mayhem: Firewoman  def. The Dead 07/09/08: Firewoman stripped of the Onslaught Championship 07/16/08: MidWeek Mayhem: Attitude Adjuster def DH Magnusson in a tournament final 09/10/08: MidWeek Mayhem: Firewoman  def. Attitude Adjuster 09/17/08: MidWeek Mayhem: Seamus McNasty def. Firewoman, Attitude Adjuster & Tyson Kincaid 10/26/08: Doomy Doomy Doom Doom IV: Chris Cole def. Seamus McNasty, Damon Wrath & Alexander Darling 12/24/08: MidWeek Mayhem: Alexander Darling def. Chris Cole 01/07/09: MidWeek Mayhem: Seamus McNasty  def. Alexander Darling 02/18/09: MidWeek Mayhem: Matte def. Seamus McNasty 03/01/09: End of Days IV: DH Magnusson def. Matte 03/18/09: MidWeek Mayhem: Matte  def. DH Magnusson 04/15/09: MidWeek Mayhem: Thim Reynolds  def. Matte 06/17/09: MidWeek Mayhem: Ecosystem def. Thim Reynolds & Bunny 2 07/29/09: MidWeek Mayhem: Matte  def. Ecosystem 08/12/09: MidWeek Mayhem: Outback Jack def. Matte 08/30/09: Judgment Eve IV: Matt Folz def. Outback Jack 10/28/09: MidWeek Mayhem: Firewoman  def. Matt Folz 12/09/09: MidWeek Mayhem: Matt Folz  def. Firewoman 01/27/10: MidWeek Mayhem: Ravenna Blue def. Matt Folz 02/28/10: End of Days 5: LD Williams def. Ravenna Blue & Concrete TG 04/25/10: Territorial Beatings 5: Spin Hansen def. LD Williams 05/12/10: MidWeek Mayhem: LD Williams  def. Spin Hansen 05/30/10: Storming the Beach: Matt Folz  def. LD Williams 06/23/10: MidWeek Mayhem: Stan Fulton def. Matt Folz 06/27/10: Mid-Summer Nights Scream 4: Spin Hansen  def. Stan Fulton, LD Williams & Matt Folz 07/07/10: MidWeek Mayhem: Stan Fulton  def. Spin Hansen 07/25/10: Bloodbath in Paradise 3: LD Williams  def. Stan Fulton 08/18/10: MidWeek Mayhem: Stan Fulton  def. LD Williams 09/01/10: MidWeek Mayhem: Chad Madison def. Stan Fulton 09/15/10: MidWeek Mayhem: Stan Fulton  def. Chad Madison 09/26/10: Hell On Earth 6: LD Williams  def. Stan Fulton 11/28/10: November Pain 3: Sean Moore def. LD Williams, Alexander Darling & Davin Moreland 12/26/10: New Year's Evil VI: J-P Sparxx def. Sean Moore 01/26/11: MidWeek Mayhem: Chris Evans def. J-P Sparxx 04/20/11: MidWeek Mayhem: Alexander Darling  def. Chris Evans 05/29/11: No Justice No Peace: Stank def. Ecosystem & Alexander Darling 06/26/11: Mid-Summer Night's Scream: El Lobo Sangriento def. Stank 09/25/11: Hell On Earth 7: Moosehead Jack  def. El Lobo Sangriento 11/23/11: MidWeek Mayhem: J-P Sparxx  def. Moosehead Jack 03/21/12: MidWeek Mayhem: Crowing  def. J-P Sparxx 04/18/12: MidWeek Mayhem: Rabbit Mask d Crowing & Ghosthead 05/09/12: MidWeek Mayhem: Ghosthead def. Rabbit Mask & Crowing 09/30/12: Hell On Earth 8: The Kai def. Ghosthead 01/02/13: MidWeek Mayhem: Moosehead Jack  def. The Kai 02/13/13: MidWeek Mayhem: Chad Madison  def. Moosehead Jack 04/10/13: MidWeek Mayhem: Tommy Wilder def. Chad Madison 05/26/13: Territorial Beatings 8: Chris Evans def. Tommy Wilder 05/26/13: Territorial Beatings 8: Amazing Jos def. Chris Evans 09/29/13: Hell On Earth IX: Miranda Williams def. Amazing Jos 11/24/13: November Pain 6: Stank  def. Miranda Williams 03/19/14: MidWeek Mayhem: Ecosystem  def. Stank 05/25/14: Blood, Sweat & Tears II: LD Williams  def. Ecosystem 07/23/14: MidWeek Mayhem: Rory Albright def. LD Williams 11/30/14: November Pain 7: Tytan def. Rory Albright, Stank & Jose Reyna 02/22/15: End of Days 10: Dre Gaines def. Tytan & Stank 03/11/15: MidWeek Mayhem: Stank  def. Dre Gaines 03/18/15: MidWeek Mayhem: Dre Gaines  def. Stank 3 03/25/15: MidWeek Mayhem: Stank  def. Dre Gaines 04/26/15: Blood on the Walls 3: Dre Gaines  def. Stank 05/31/15: Bloodbath in Paradise 6: Jerome Hand def. Dre Gaines 07/26/15: Big Game PPV: Dre Gaines  def. Jerome Hand 08/12/15: MidWeek Mayhem: Firewoman  def. Dre Gaines 08/19/15: MidWeek Mayhem: Awesome Bill def. Firewoman 08/26/15: MidWeek Mayhem: Beverly Cambridge def. Awesome Bill 10/07/15: MidWeek Mayhem: Awesome Bill  def. Beverly Cambridge 10/28/15: MidWeek Mayhem: Jason Allen def. Awesome Bill 11/25/15: Midweek Mayhem: Awesome Bill  def. Jason Allen 12/23/15: Midweek Mayhem: Beverly Cambridge  def. Awesome Bill, Stank & Zed 03/23/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Zed def. Beverly Cambridge 03/27/16: MADNESS 12: Beverly Cambridge  def. Zed 04/06/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Zed  def. Beverly Cambridge 05/04/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Lindsay McAllister def. Zed 05/29/16: Bloodbath in Paradise 7: Shannon Mann def. Lindsay McAllister 07/06/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Lindsay McAllister  def. Shannon Mann 10/12/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Rabbit Mask  def. Lindsay McAllister 11/30/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Rabbit Mask vacates title 01/04/17: MidWeek Mayhem: Mari Ariana def. Nick Fleming 4 05/28/17: Bloodbath in Paradise 8: Shannon Mann  def. Mari Ariana 06/28/17: MidWeek Mayhem: Kylie Mignolio def. Shannon Mann 07/12/17: MidWeek Mayhem: Shannon Mann  def. Kylie Mignolio 3 07/30/17: Mid Summer Night's Scream 9: Miranda Williams  def. Shannon Mann 08/09/17: MidWeek Mayhem: Kylie Mignolio  def. Miranda Williams 09/24/17: Hell On Earth XIII: Shizuru-mune Mangyuniku-Cox def Kylie Mignolio, Nick Fleming & Bridget O'Malley 11/01/17: MidWeek Mayhem: Matt Folz  def. Shizuru-mune Mangyuniku-Cox 3 11/08/17: MidWeek Mayhem: Shizuru-mune Mangyuniku-Cox  def. Matt Folz 3 11/26/17: November Pain: Matt Folz def. Shizuru-Mume Mangyuniku-Cox 12/05/17: House Show, Ypsilanti, MI: Shizuru-Mume Mangyuniku-Cox def. Matt Folz 12/31/17: New Year's Evil XI: Matt Folz def Shizuru-Mume Maguniku Cox, Firewoman & Demon Smoke 04/18/18: MidWeek Mayhem: Jack Bullet def. Matt Folz 07/29/18: Mid Summer Night's Scream 10: Shizuru def. Jack Bullet, Ghosthead & Mai Muyo 09/30/18: Hell on Earth 14: Shannon Mann def. Shizuru & Ghosthead 10/21/18: MidWeek Mayhem: Shizuru def. Shannon Mann 11/28/18: MidWeek Mayhem: Trent Powers def. Shizuru & Mac Flasher 12/02/18: MidWeek Mayhem: Blood on the Great Wall 2: Sebastian Davis def. Mac Flasher & Trent Powers 04/24/19: MidWeek Mayhem: Mac Flasher def. Sebastian Davis
1 Eric O'Mac moved to the Intercontinental Title Division and was stripped of the title. 2 Bunny was subbing for the potentially recently deceased Matte 3 Via Disqualification 4 Finals of an Elimination series to crown a new champion
Onslaught Championship Rules 1. Matches are 15 minute time limit - unless specifically requested otherwise 2. The title can change hands on an intentional disqualification or count out 3. Each wrestler gets three rope breaks during the match, after that, the ropes can no longer save them 4. Each wrestler gets three warnings from the referee, the fourth results in a disqualification, if it is the champ that gets disqualified, they lose the title 5. 20 count before a count out (old World Class rules I believe) 6. Handshake before, and after, the match (as often as possible)
OOWF Campeonas de Trios
06/04/08: MidWeek Mayhem: Run DLP Classic def. Attitude Adjuster, The Dead & Moosehead Jack 06/18/08: MidWeek Mayhem: Worlds Greatest toaster oven Team & Attitude Adjuster def. Phantos, Lucios & Alexis Darling 07/30/08: Operation Onslaught: Red, White & Bruised - Justin Sane, Bunny & Carl From Fresno def. The Worlds Greatest @#!*% Team & Attitude Adjuster 08/27/08: MidWeek Mayhem: IHOP & The Amnesiac def. Insane Homeless Bunny 10/26/08: Doomy Doomy Doom Doom V: Gods & Monsters and Eric O'Mac def. IHOP & The Amnesiac 11/12/08: MidWeek Mayhem: IHOP  def. Gods & Monsters and Eric O'Mac 01/28/09: MidWeek Mayhem: The Heroes Guild def. IHOP 01/28/09: MidWeek Mayhem: IHOP  def. The Heroes Guild 04/26/09: Sunday Bloody Sunday: Cowboy Up & Beer Baron def. IHOP 05/27/09: MidWeek Mayhem: The Heroes Guild def. Cowboy Up & Beer Baron 1 06/17/09: MidWeek Mayhem: IHOP  def. The Heroes Guild 07/01/09: MidWeek Mayhem: Team FuEL def. IHOP 08/05/09: MidWeek Mayhem: Run DLP  def. Team Fuel 08/12/09: MidWeek Mayhem: Team Fuel  def. Run DLP 08/19/09: MidWeek Mayhem: Run DLP  def. Team Fuel 08/26/09: MidWeek Mayhem: Title Declared Vacant 2 08/30/09: Judgment Eve IV: Run DLP  def. Team Fuel, IHOP & Team TeAM 09/28/09: Davin Moreland forfeits the titles due to injuries to Phantos & Lucios 10/20/10: MidWeek Mayhem: Concrete TG, Ravenna Blue & Chris Evans def. Bryce Larson, The Dead & Tyler Vangarde in a Tournament Final 01/19/11: MidWeek Mayhem: Run DLP  def. Chris Evans, Ravenna Blue & Concrete TG 04/13/11: MidWeek Mayhem: Drink & Destroy def. Run DLP 07/13/11: MidWeek Mayhem: Regicide & Stan Fulton def. Drink & Destroy 09/21/11: MidWeek Mayhem: Drink & Destroy & El Lobo Sangriento def. Regicide & Stan Fulton 11/23/11: MidWeek Mayhem: Alexander Darling & Flyin' Hawaii'ans def. Drink & Destroy & El Lobo Sangriento 02/01/12: Dance Of Death 8: LD Williams, Stank & Davin Moreland def. Alexander Darling & Flyin' Hawaii'ans 02/29/12: MidWeek Mayhem: Texpress & Danny Taylor def. LD Williams, Stank & Justin Sane 3 04/04/12: MidWeek Mayhem: Chris Evans & Flyin' Hawaii'ans def. Danny Taylor & Texpress 05/09/12: MidWeek Mayhem: Titles Held Up 4 03/30/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Royalty def. Saints of Sinners 04/27/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Drink & Destroy def. Royalty 05/11/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Royalty  def. Drink & Destroy 05/29/16: Bloodbath in Paradise 7: Saints of Sinners def. Royalty 06/15/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Drink & Destroy  def. Saints of Sinners 06/29/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Saints of Sinners  def. Drink & Destroy 07/13/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Drink & Destroy  def. Saints of Sinners 07/27/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Saints of Sinners  def. Drink & Destroy 07/31/16: Mid Summer Night's Scream 8: Drink & Destroy  def. Saints of Sinners 08/03/16: MidWeek Mayhem: The Awakening def. Drink & Destroy 09/14/16: MidWeek Mayhem: Zed & Banned From Everywhere def. The Awakening 09/25/16: Hell On Earth XII: The Awakening  def. Zed & Banned From Everywhere 5 11/27/16: November Pain 9: Titles Declared Vacant
1 Blitz was injured during the match, Concrete TG was awarded his share of the title 2 Double pin to end the match, title held up to be filled at Judgment Eve IV 3 Sane was substituting for an injured Davin Moreland 4 General Manager Selena Held titles up after a Triple Fall where all 3 teams involved were defeated 5 Ecosystem replaces Beverly Cambridge on Nov 2 after Cambridge wins the World Title
Grand Slam Champions (World, World Tag Team , Intercontinental & Onslaught Championship) 1. Moosehead Jack (October 28, 2007 - Onslaught) 2. Chris Cole (March 25, 2009 - Intercontinental) 3. LD Williams (February 28, 2010 - Onslaught) 4. Davin Moreland (August 11, 2010 - Tag Team) 5. Ecosystem (March 26, 2011 - Intercontinental) 6. Stank (May 29, 2011 - Onslaught) 7. Alexander Darling (June 6, 2012 - Tag Team) 8. Firewoman (June 6, 2012 - Tag Team) 9. Stan Fulton (September 29, 2013 - Tag Team) 10. Tytan (November 30, 2014 - Onslaught) 11. Tommy Wilder (July 29, 2015 - World) 12. Ghosthead (December 30, 2015 - Tag Team) 13. Rabbit Mask (February 10, 2016 - World) 14. Matt Folz (July 31, 2016 - Tag Team) 15. Miranda Williams (September 25, 2016 - Intercontinental)
OOWF Invitational Tournament Winners 2005 - UnderDawg (def. Moosehead Jack) 2006 - Chris Alt (def. Moosehead Jack) 2007 - Firechild (def. Altrageous) 2008 - Chris Cole (def. Capellan) 2009 - Stank (def. Moosehead Jack) 2010 - Matt Folz (def. Firewoman) 2011 - Stank (def. Chris Evans) 2012 - LD Williams (def. Danny Taylor) 2013 - Moosehead Jack (def. Matt Folz) 2014 - Alexander Darling (def. Ghosthead) 2015 - Chad Madison [as The Zax] (def. Miranda Williams) 2016 - Firewoman (def. Zed) 2017 - Mai Muyo (def. LD Williams) 2018 - Zed (def. Ecosystem) 2019 - Matt Folz (def. Mama Juana)
OOWF Invitational Tag Team Tournament Winners 2005 - Revolution XXX (Eric O'Mac & Carl Coolname) 2008 - Gods & Monsters (Poe & Tytan) 2009 - Team TEaM (Ecosystem & Tytan) 2010 - Matt Folz & Stan Fulton (def. The Flyin' Hawaii'ans) 2011 - Chris Evans & J-P Sparxx (def. Nothing Happened) 2012 - Texpress (def. Power & Glory) 2013 - No Tournament 2014 - Saints of Sinners (Moosehead Jack & Chloe) (def. Royalty) 2015 - Murphy's Law (def. Sisters of Sin) 2016 - Saints of Sinners (Moosehead Jack, LD Williams & Stank) 2017 - The Darling Twins (Jack Bullet & Zed)
OOWF Invitational Campeonas de Trios Tournament Winners 2009 - Run DLP
OOWF Imperial Onslaught Winners 2005 - Donovan Viper 2006 - Thim Reynolds 2007 - Donovan Viper 2008 - Eric O'Mac 2009 - Alexander Darling 2010 - Bryce Larson 2011 - Danny Taylor 2012 - Ghosthead 2013 - Matt Folz 2014 - Alexander Darling 2015 - Rabbit Mask 2016 - Beverly Cambridge 2017 - Moosehead Jack 2018 - Kylie Mignolio
OOWF Hall of Fame UnderDawg (2009) Donovan Viper (2009) Ecosystem (2009) Concrete TG (2010) The Chickenshit Heels (2010) Chris Cole (2011) Poe (2011) Spin Hansen (2011) Blackdragon (2012) Hardbody Harris (2012) Niles Anderson (2013) 3 Piece Set (2013) Outback Jack (2013) DH Magnusson (2014) Davin Moreland (2014) Stan Fulton (2016) Danny Taylor (2016) Tommy Wilder (2017) Chris Evans (2017) LD Williams (2017) Rabbit Mask (2018) Chloe Cox (2018) Edra Cox(2018)
In Memorium Semaj B - car explosion - June 29, 2005 Corax - auto accident - May 10, 2006 Spin Hansen - suicide - December 18, 2010 Chloe Neal - Presumed Drowning - May 28, 2017 Edra Cox - Presumed Drowning - May 28, 2017 Mamma Williams - Undisclosed - August 21, 2017
Wrestler of the Year 2018 - Jack Bullet 2017 - Zed 2016 - Tytan 2015 - Tommy Wilder 2014 – Stan Fulton 2013 – (tie)Moosehead Jack & Matt Folz 2012 – LD Williams 2011 - Stank 2010 – Alexander Darling 2009 - Poe 2008 - Stank 2007 – Stank 2006 – Thim Reynolds 2005 – Donovan Viper
Tag Team of the Year 2018 - The Saints of Sinners (Stan Fulton & Matt Folz) 2017 - Beer Money (SYB & Skurge) 2016 - The Circle (Ghosthead & Shannon Mann) 2015 - Sisters of Sin (Chloe & Edra) 2014 – Crash & Burn (Tommy Wilder & Miranda Williams) 2013 – The Saints of Sinners (Stank & LD Williams) 2012 – Texpress (Chad Madison & Zane Myers) 2011 – Drink & Destroy (Danny Taylor & Outback Jack) 2010 – Texpress (Chad Madison & Zane Myers) 2009 – kz (Moosehead Jack & LD Williams) 2008 – Phantos & Lucios (later, Texpress) 2007 – The Chickenshit Heels (Johnny Adrenaline & Attitude Adjuster) 2006 – The Chickenshit Heels (Johnny Adrenaline & Attitude Adjuster) 2005 – 3Piece Set (Chris Cole, Ax-Man & Firechild)
Face of the Year 2018 - Jack Bullet 2017 - Mac Flasher 2016 - Zed 2015 - (tie) Tommy Wilder & Matt Folz 2014 – Matt Folz 2013 – Mai Muyo 2012 – Danny Taylor 2011 – Alexander Darling 2010 – (tie) Ravenna Blue & Alexander Darling 2009 - Ecosystem 2008 – (tie) Concrete TG and Phantos & Lucios 2007 – Firechild 2006 – Capellan 2005 – Hardbody Harris
Heel of the Year 2018 - Moosehead Jack 2017 - Zed 2016 - Tytan 2015 - Alexander Darling 2014 – (tie) Stan Fulton & Christian Carter 2013 – Moosehead Jack 2012 – Chris Evans 2011 - Ecosystem 2010 – Moosehead Jack 2009 - Firewoman 2008 – Eric O’Mac 2007 – Stank 2006 – The Chickenshit Heels 2005 – Donovan Viper
Breakthrough Star of the Year 2018 - No Award Given 2017 - (tie) Jack Bullet and Nick Fleming 2016 - Mac Flasher 2015 - Zed 2014 – Spider McNulty 2013 – Amazing Jos 2012 – Awesome Bill From Dawsonville 2011 – El Lobo Sangriento 2010 – Ravenna Blue 2009 – Chris Evans 2008 - Firewoman 2007 – Voltage 2006 – The Halfrican Americans 2005 – (tie) Firechild & Capellan
Match of the Year 2018 - Ghosthead vs. Shizuru - Black Cat Match, MidWeek Mayhem: Alaskan Massacre 2017 - Matt Folz vs. Mai Muyo- 2017 OOWF Invitational Finals 2016 - Tommy Wilder vs. Ecosystem - Bloodbath in Paradise 2015 - Matt Folz vs. Alexander Darling vs. Chad Madison vs. Tommy Wilder vs. Miranda Williams vs. LD Williams - Bloodbath in Paradise 2014 – Elimination Match (Moosehead Jack, Stank, LD Williams, Chloe & Stan Fulton vs. Ghosthead, Dee Murphy, DK Murphy, Chad Madison & Zane Myers 2013 – Moosehead Jack vs. Firewoman – I Quit Match, Hell On Earth 8 2012 – (tie) Moosehead Jack vs. Firewoman – Blood Pond Street Fight & The OOWF 500th 2011 – Firewoman vs. Tytan – November Pain 3 2010 – (tie) Firewoman vs. Alexander Darling – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Iron Person Match - OOWF Blood Bath in Paradise 3 & Chris Evans vs. Bryce Larson – Steel Cage Match –OOWF Judgment Eve 5 2009 – kz vs. The Team From Down Under – MidWeek Mayhem 5/20 2008 – OOWF Jobber Gauntlet 2007 - The Chickenshit Heels vs. Drink & Destroy – Unsanctioned Match 2006 – The Chickenshit Heels vs. The Devil’s Brigade vs. wCw – Bamboo Scaffold Match 2005 – Canadian Dragon vs. UnderDawg – Ultimate Hell
Feud of the Year 2018 - (tie) Matt Folz vs. Firewoman and Ghosthead vs. Shizuru 2017 - Zed vs. Mac Flasher 2016 - Rabbit Mask vs. Chad Madison 2015 - The Awakening vs. Sisters of Sin 2014 – Matt Folz vs. Christian Carter 2013 – Firewoman vs. Ghosthead 2012 – Moosehead Jack vs. Firewoman 2011 – Texpress vs. The Flyin Hawaiians 2010 - Alexander Darling vs. The Quinn’s 2009 – Firewoman vs. Tytan 2008 – Moosehead Jack vs. Alexander Darling 2007 – The Chickenshit Heels vs. Drink & Destroy 2006 – The Chickenshit Heels vs. Drink & Destroy 2005 – Moosehead Jack vs. Concrete TG
Angle of the Year 2018 - The Saints and Sizzlechest 2017 - (Tie) The Cannon Saga and Zed turns on Mac 2016 - (tie) False Fracturing of The Awakening & Stable Wars 2015 - The Rise of Awakening 2014 – (tie) Fulton embraces his dark side and the Chloe vs. Firewoman feud 2013 – The Redemption of Ecosystem & Stan Fulton 2012 – The Rise and Fall of the New Guard 2011 – CEO Ecosystem 2010 – Firewoman’s Wedding 2009 – The Rise and Fall of Run DEA 2008 – Team Rick Goes to Jail 2007 – (tie) DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Championship & Drink & Destroy vs. The Heroes Guild 2006 – The Chickenshit Heels vs. Drink & Destroy 2005 – Moosehead Jack vs. Concrete TG
Promo of the Year 2018 - The Saints are Good Fellows - Moose 2017- (tie) Makers - Ecosystem and Matt Folz explains- Matt Folz 2016 - DDT Ironman Heavymetal Title Brawl 2015 - Hope. Is. Dead. - Ecosystem 2014 – Banned From Everywhere Go to Oz 2013 – (tie) a PCPL Night Before Christmas & Stank Blows Up Texpress’ Bus 2012 – Attitude Adjuster Directs Banned From Everywhere & Stank in a Training Montage - Moose 2011 – Booker Meeting - BC 2010 – Where I’m From - Ecosystem 2009 – The OOWF Goes Hollywood - Stank 2008 – A History of The Chickenshit Heels 2007 – Drink & Destroy Genealogy Promo 2006 – OOWF Airplane Ride From Hell 2005 – Donovan Viper’s Promo Before Dance of Death
Finisher of the Year 2018 - Flash Drive - Mac Flasher 2017 - The Trinitarian- Mai Muyo 2016 - La Bella Lock 2015 - Airwalk - Tommy Wilder 2014 – Dropline – Stan Fulton 2013 – Phantasmagoria - Ghosthead 2012 – Double Elimination – Power & Glory 2011 – (tie)Really Good Diamond Cutter – Davin Moreland, Dark Darling Rising – Alexander Darling, Stank-U - Stank 2010 – Really Good Diamond Cutter – Davin Moreland 2009 – Crucifix Bomb - Poe 2008 – Really Good Diamond Cutter – Davin Moreland 2007 – (tie)A Really Good Diamond Cutter – Davin Moreland & Intentional Disqualification – The Chickenshit Heels 2006 – Call of the Wild – The Team From Down Under 2005 – The Chomp – GatorBait
Catchphrase of the Year 2018 - Everyone is a Winner, Except....... - Jack Bullet 2017 - ...But I'm Strongly Implying It- Ecosystem 2016 - Make the OOWF Zed again - BRICK~! 2015 - Hope. Is. Dead. - Ecosystem 2014 – Enjoy the Pain – Stan Fulton 2013 – It’s MAI Time – Mai Muyo 2012 – I Can’t Believe I Work in This Shithole – Stan Fulton 2011 – Boom! – Danny Taylor 2010 – I’m Junichiro Muyo, and I WILL Save You - Ecosystem 2009 – Work Smarter, Not Harder - Ecosystem 2008 - HA! – Eric O’Mac 2007 - Shut the Fuck Up Johnny – FF Capslock 2006 - Shut the Fuck Up Johnny – FF Capslock 2005 - Trust Me – Moosehead Jack
Gimmick of the Year 2018 - Attitude Adjuster; Promo Man Extraordinaire 2017 - Shizzlechest Loves Edra 2016 - Bing Bong's Four Things 2015 - Rabbit Mask works Tytan 2014 – Stank takes things 2013 – Eco Sees the Joker 2012 – Banned From Everywhere 2011 – No Gimmick Needed – Stan Fulton 2010 – Eco the Savior 2009 – Tytan: DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion 2008 – Rabbxt Becomes Bunny 2007 – “Cowboy” Johnny Adrenaline 2006 – The New Original Classic New Blackjacks 2000 2005 – Donovan Viper
NPC (Non-Player Character) of the Year 2018 - Josie 2017 - BRICK~! 2016 - BRICK~! 2015 - Jaime McAllister-Folz 2014 – Jaime McAllister-Folz 2013 – Ellie May From Elijay 2012 – Voice Over Guy 2011 – Justin Sane 2010 - Selena 2009 - Selena 2008 – (tie) Carl From Fresno & Alexis Darling 2007 – No Award Given 2006 – Missy 2005 – Ric Flair
Pay Per View of the Year 2014 – End of Days 8
Legacy Awards Wrestler of the Decade – LD Williams Tag Team of the Decade – Texpress Face of the Decade – Danny Taylor Heel of the Decade – Moosehead Jack
*the scene finds MAC FLASHER walking down an empty street near his Western Pennsylvania hometown when an OLDER GENTLEMAN emerges from a second-hand shop about three doors down from where MAC is. THE OLDER GENTLEMAN waves MAC down and invites him inside. After pausing for a beat, MAC puts on his mask and goes inside the poorly lit store with one lightbulb dangling from the ceiling*
OLDER GENTLEMAN *while sipping tea from a mug*: “I was hoping I’d see you soon. I have something that may interest you.”
MAC: “I’m not really seeing anything that checks off one of my interest boxes, plus I have no idea who you are and this place, which I don’t think is up to code, creeps me out a ton.”
OG: “Who I am is not important, Mr. Flasher. What is important is what I have to show you.”
*the OLDER GENTLEMAN, now SHOPKEEPER, picks up a briefcase from the floor and places it on a case. When he opens it, it reveals the DDT Ironman Heavy Metal Championship, shined as the day it was made. MAC immediately recognizes the championship and warily steps back from the case*
MF: “Where did you get that? How did you get that?”
S: “You see. This was dropped off at my shop a few months ago. The man who brought it here was troubled. He looked as if this belt was plaguing his life. Kept muttering about responsibility and legacy. He wouldn’t even accept payment, he just wanted to no longer possess it as if it was cursed.”
MF: “So, this object that you feel is cursed is in your shop and your first thought upon seeing me was ‘I want to shove this off to a guy I recognize from a wrestling promotion on hiatus.”
S: “To the contrary. This object has brought great curiosity and notoriety to this humble shop. People have risked their good health during this pandemic to get a glimpse of a keepsake from this OOWF. But I had made a promise that I wouldn’t sell this trinket to a fan looking for internet clout or a collectible. I was entrusted to pass this off to a person who had competed for this object. Someone who had won this object. Someone who knew pain and bled because of this object.”
*MAC immediately glances down at his leg and stares through his jeans to visualize the scar left by MOOSEHEAD JACK over the DDT Ironman Heavy Metal Championship*
MF: “I think you have the wrong person. I’m not the person who is deserving of it.”
S: “It brought you here on this day. I believe it has chosen you, Mr. Flasher.”
MF: “Wait. This thing is sentient now? That makes me want even less to do with this belt.”
S: “Fate surrounds everything that is brought into and sold from this shop. To deny it is to believe that you are more powerful than fate.”
*MAC sees his reflection in the DDT Ironman Heavy Metal Championship and immediately flashes back to his multiple victories to claim the title, and also the multiple times that he lost it. MAC sighs and reaches for his wallet*
S: “Oh no. Once an object has chosen you, I cannot accept any monetary fee. I’ll give it to you on one condition.”
MF: “That seems like a horrible way to run a business for profit … What’s the condition?”
S: “That you accept all responsibility for the immediate aftermath of claiming this object.”
*MAC pauses to think, sighs and reaches for the case*
MF: “Hopefully I can get to my lunch destination without being attacked.”
S: “I cannot guarantee that you will be free of harm. I can just warn you that you will know the consequence when it arises.”
*MAC accepts the DDT Ironman Heavy Metal Championship*
WINNER? … MAYBE? … AND NEW DDT IRONMAN HEAVY METAL CHAMPION … MAC FLASHER!
S: “Mr. Flasher. I offer you my wishes for the greatest of luck following this transaction. No givsie backsies!”
*MAC nods and slowly exits the shop as the camera feed switches to MAC standing outside of the shop while filming a selfie video*
MF: “So … I’m not sure if this is even the right championship and not just a really shiny replica. But I know that I’m really bugged out by what just happened in that shop. I also know that OOWF might be on hiatus forever, but there’s a feeling that I’m a marked man as long as I possess this championship. So I guess that means: ‘Game on.’”
*as MAC stops recording, GAVIN “JUNIOR” HALE is spotted sprinting out of the shop and onto MAC’s back*
JUNIOR: “Thank the big man above that you took the championship. I’m finally free!”
MF: “Are you … ‘The Consequence?’”
JH: “No, but I am ‘The Hungry.’ Is there like a place to grab a burger and …” *’JUNIOR’ sniffs his armpits and quickly flinches* “…maybe a shower and some new clothes?”
MF: “I was on my way to …”
JH: “GREAT! I’ll tag along. Also, could you get this one? I pretty much blew all of my OOWF salary on Stacy’s Amazon wishlist.”
MF: “I … I guess.”
JH: “Great. I totally owe you for this. We have so much to catch up on. Did you ever make up with Bridget? How is Dr. McAwesome’s cat, T.J.? She’s a former DDT Ironman Heavy Metal champion, after all.”
*MAC glares back at the shop as it flashes into nothingness, leaving an empty lot*
S: “I SAID ‘NO GIVSIE BACKSIES.’”
*MAC sighs while ‘JUNIOR’ skips alongside him chattering his ear off as the scene fades*
<we cut to the Asheville Civic center, where a ring is set up, just in case the card had happened, but the arena is empty. Moose steps into the ring and stands in the center, with a spotlight on him. He looks out over the empty seats, and we hear the echoes of the past>
IF you know what I mean, AND I think you do!
Russ: GOOD GAWD THIS IS TOO MUCH! MOOSE AND FIRE ARE TRYING TO KILL ONE ANOTHER!
WINNER and NEEEEWWWWWWWW OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION........
Born in iniquity......
We ARE the measuring sticks of the OOWF
<as the sounds slowly fade into the background, we see Moose sigh heavily, he reaches down and unlaces his boots and pulls them off, leaving the scalpel, then takes off his Saints of Sinners t-shirt and drapes it over his boots. Jack leaves the ring and heads to the back as the spotlight focuses on his gear. As Moose gets to the exit, he walks outside and Eco is standing there looking sad>
Eco: Jack........I don't really have the words
MHJ: I know Juni
Eco: I didn't think it would end like this
MHJ: None of us did
<Eco starts to say something, but his voice catches and instead he just holds out his hand, Moose shakes it and the two part ways. We see Eco lock up the arena while Moose heads to the car. He climbs into the passenger seat, 13 is behind the wheel>
13: Where to?
MHJ: Wherever the road takes us
<the Mustang tears out of the Asheville Civic Center parking lot and speeds off into the dark of the mountain night...........and we fade.>
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (No. 930) – Fire’s Choice Live! From Akita, Japan Aug. 7, 2019
The show opens with Carl From Fresno standing atop the OOWF ramp. Before he can address fans in Akita, Firewoman rushes the stage and grabs the microphone from Carl’s hand.
Firewoman (panting): “I figured it out! I know who The Benefactor is. I really thought this would be harder to solve, but I’ve figured it out! Carl, I honestly thought better of you than to associate with …”
The microphone cuts out and the camera feed cuts away from Firewoman’s face so no lip readers can catch on to her guess as OOWF Security grabs Firewoman and carry her kicking and screaming toward the backstage area. Carl, with a look of mortified fear on his face, picks up the microphone and taps it until he hears sound.
Carl: “Anyway … The Benefactor told me to welcome you back to OOWF. We’re not going to bore you with a long speech, but we do appreciate you attending on such short notice. As you saw, Firewoman will have a chance to win all three championships tonight. But we’ve got a helluva card to get through before that all happens.”
John Law and Kieran Bourne vs. Los Defenestrators • Kieran starts against El Ecosistema, with neither gaining much in the way of an advantage, standing off a few times before Ecosistema tags in El Voltaje • Kieran and Voltaje fight over a wristlock, with Kieran running atop the ropes before a deep arm drag sends Voltaje sliding across the mat • Voltaje offers Kieran a handshake out of respect, which Kieran reluctantly accepts and uses to leverage his way into a side headlock • Kieran works the headlock while also tagging in John, who hammers away at the masked grappler • John blisters Voltaje with a series of chops, before raking the covered eyes of Voltaje • Voltaje feigns injury to his eyes as referee Mel Creech passively chides John for the dirty act • Ecosistema tags himself in, out of Creech’s sight, but he’s not going to enforce something silly like that • With John going toward Voltaje, Ecosistema plasters John with a flying forearm that gets 1 • John tries to roll away toward a tag, but is caught by Ecosistema, who knees him in the stomach and delivers a Rocker Dropper that gets 1 • Ecosistema tries to lock John in a surfboard, but cannot maneuver the bulky legs of the former officer, instead opting to stomp John’s left knee into the mat • Ecosistema and Voltaje alternate the work on John’s leg, each trying grapevine submissions to no avail • With Voltaje ascending the turnbuckles, John pulls Ecosistema into the path of Voltaje’s elbow drop attempt before limping toward his corner • Kieran comes in a house of fire, delivering rights and a few crescent kicks to anything “Mexican” with a mask • John rejoins the fray as all four men brawl with John and Kieran working their opposition into opposing corners • Both Irish whip attempts get reversed as John and Kieran collide with Kieran getting the worst of the collision • Ecosistema rolls up Kieran and grabs a heaping helping of tights to get the flash pin
Winners (rollup, 8:45) Los Defenestrators.
Postmatch: John berates Kieran over the loss, getting a punch blocked before eating a few fists from Kieran. The two battle around the ring and up the ramp as Los Defenestrators grab popcorn from a fan and enjoy the proceedings.
The Darling Twins vs. Banned From Everywhere • Alexander Darlin and Justin Sane start for their respective teams with Alexander delivering a spine buster to a charging Justin • Alexander hammers away at Justin, taunting him to the point that he had yet to remove his entrance gear while still dominating him • Alexander tags in Alexis, who Justin immediately tries to kiss • Alexis lays out Justin with a right cross as Awesome Bill laughs at the rejection • Repulsed at the idea of touching Justin, Alexis commands Alexander to send Justin to his corner so Awesome Bill can tag in • Alexis tries to catch Awesome Bill off guard with a few aerial moves, but Bill catches a crossbody and turns that into a quick power slam and 2 from Angelo Barros • Awesome Bill escorts Alexis back to her corner, opting to battle Alexander instead • Alexander tags in and eats a right hand to the jaw • Awesome Bill whips a staggered Alexander into the ropes and catches him with a power slam as well. That one gets 1.5 • Awesome Bill and Justin work over Alexander, as Alexis gets a few fans to rally behind Alexander, despite Akita being a Banned From Everywhere town • With Awesome Bill hoisting Alexander into a torture rack, Justin climbs the turnbuckles • A crazed look gets into Justin’s face as he yells DOUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWK! • The lights go out as a series of gongs can be heard along with Godzilla’s roar and the coin sound from Super Mario Bros … When the lights turn back on former Dramatic Dream Team child wrestler President Ramu is chokeslamming Justin, having already laid waste to Awesome Bill. • Ramu commands Alexander to pin Justin, Alexander sneers but takes the easy win all the same • Barros counts off 3
Winner (Ramuference, 9:21) The Darling Twins.
Postmatch: Justin sits up, perplexed that child just manhandled him. Ramu hits a Shining Wizard on Justin and pins him ceremonially as Barros is intimidated into making the non-official count.
Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox vs. Sebastian Davis vs. “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet • Shizuru-Mune enters to a hero’s welcome in his home nation, but the joy is short-lived as Sebastian brains him with a cowbell on the ramp • Playing tribute to another Texan that made quite a career in Japan, Sebastian lariats Shizuru-Mune into the stands, effectively eliminating him from the match before it starts • Jack runs down to the ring and opens a hellacious brawl with Sebastian, as the two beat each other from pillar to post • Davis Hightower tries to separate the two men, but Jack is not going to let the attack of his sometimes ally stand • Shizuru-Mune gathers himself and a kendo stick, swinging for the fences on Sebastian; incidentally catching a bit of Jack • Jack stares at Shizuru-Mune and nods in approval before Sebastian clubs Jack from behind with the cowbell • Jack grabs a chair while on the ground, giving all three men weapons as they stand off • Hightower has long since thrown this match out
Referee’s decision (no contest, :00).
Postmatch: The brawl continues with Jack and Shizuru-Mune eventually overwhelming Sebastian, who heads to higher ground, allowing Shizuru-Mune to stand tall in his home nation with Jack graciously stepping out of the spotlight.
OOWF Tag-Team Championship: The Frenemies (c) vs. Moosehead Jack and Matt Folz • After the bell rings, but before the match starts, Gavin “Junior” Hale rushes to the ring and whispers into Moose’s ear. He taps Matt on the shoulder and they rush to the back with no regard to the match at hand.
Winner (countout :10) and still OOWG Tag-Team Champions, The Frenemies.
Postmatch: The Saints of Sinners pair arrive in the back as Firewoman stands next to a whiteboard …
Moose: “You have got to be fucking joking me! Junior told me that you were in danger.”
Firewoman: “We’re all in danger. I know who The Benefactor is! If we can take him down before the reveal, we might have a chance at survival.”
Matt: “You could have timed it better, though.”
Firewoman: “Whatever ... The Benefactor is …”
The feed cuts to a commercial to OOWF After Dark’s newest series: “Undercover with John Law,” and returns to the impending action.
Triple Jeopardy Match – No. 1: Onslaught Championship – Mac Flasher (c) vs. Firewoman • Mac is standing in the ring as a crazed Firewoman is led to the ring, with a dry-erase marker in hand • Firewoman enters the ring and starts working on her theories on the canvas, marking it red in no time • Mac, with a worried look on his face, peers in to see Firewoman’s work, only to get jabbed in the eye with the marker • Mac immediately crumbles to the mat as Firewoman jabs his other eye, causing Mac to tap out in a non-submission attempt just to avoid fourth assault from office supplies
Winner (submission - Sharpie to the eye, :45) and new OOWF Onslaught Champion, Firewoman.
Postmatch: Firewoman continues working on figuring out The Benefactor while Mac is led out of the ring. Firewoman waves off the Onslaught Title, signifying that she’s going for more … Or just isn’t concerned with anything other than the mystery money man.
Triple Jeopardy Match – No. 2: Intercontinental Championship – “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland (c) vs. Firewoman • Stacy just stares at Firewoman as she scrawls more notes on the canvas • An impatient Stacy, who just watched red marker ink get scrawled across her boots, grabs Firewoman by the hair and slaps her, snapping her from her Benefactor obsession • The two Saints of Sinners open up on each other with punches, slaps, chops and a few forearms as Mel Creech attempts to maintain order • Firewoman rakes Stacy’s eyes and hits a picture-perfect standing dropkick, sending the champion out of the ring • Firewoman follows Stacy out and delivers an axe handle from the apron, sending Stacy throat-first into the barricade • Stacy grabs her throat immediately and begins gasping for air • Firewoman shows concern for her fellow Saint, checking on her well-being only to have the Minnesotan grab the nearby ring bell and clock her with it • Firewoman falls to the mat as Stacy searches for a chair, only to get halted by Creech
Winner (disqualification, 5:16) Firewoman.
Postmatch: Stacy, having lost it, tries to inflict further damage on the dazed Firewoman as Carl From Fresno arrives on the ramp, with mic in hand.
Carl: “Ladies and gentlemen, while Firewoman did not win the Intercontinental Championship, The Benefactor is willing to grant her the World Championship match against Beverly Cambridge … IF she can continue.”
With Creech checking over Firewoman, she nods repetitively that she can continue, with Beverly Cambridge heading toward the ring. She bumps shoulders – and titles – with Stacy, prompting a quick stare down between the two champions.
Triple Jeopardy Match – No. 3: World Championship – Beverly Cambridge (c) vs. Firewoman • Davis Hightower swaps in for Mel Creech as Beverly waits for the bell • Beverly gets that bell and makes sure that Firewoman can still compete • Firewoman waves the champion toward her, screeching that she can, in fact, go • Beverly gains early control over the woozy and bruised Firewoman, stretching her out on the mat with a series of discomforting submission tries • Firewoman isn’t going to tap to a half-crab, though, as she powers up and boots Beverly away with her free leg • Firewoman pops up and goes to town on Beverly, beating her down in the corner and screeching … Actually getting some Japanese fans to side with her • Firewoman peels Beverly from the corner and delivers a short-arm clothesline before planting her with a DDT • That gets 2 • Firewoman then stands Beverly up and knees her in the gut, before running the ropes and delivering a bulldog • That’s only part of the equation as Beverly gets to her knees and barely avoids a curb stomp, sweeping Firewoman’s legs from under her after the miss • Beverly attempts a La Magistral and gets 1 • The two stand off as Stacy runs to the ring with “Junior” Hale and pulls Hightower out as Hale starts whaling on the senior official • While Hale is hammering away at Hightower, Stacy rolls into the ring and is laid out by a superkick by Firewoman just as she was standing up • Mac Flasher rushes to ringside and tries to hold back Beverly, only to eat a back elbow and a Sole Food jawbreaker • Stacy and Firewoman brawl while Mac and Beverly square off as Jack Bullet, Moosehead Jack, Matt Folz, Zed, Kieran Bourne and Sebastian Davis pour out to instigate a chaotic brawl The match is completely broken now
Referee’s decision (no contest, ~12:00).
Postmatch: Carl From Fresno is back out with a mic and a message as he winces periodically.
Carl: “The Benefactor is not happy with any of you! So I have the following message concerning tonight and this coming Wednesday. First, since there was no winner in the World Title match, The Benefactor is vacating all THREE singles championships effective immediately. Secondly, you 10 in the ring will be placed in random matches at MidWeek Mayhem with the five winners, gaining a spot in a five-person elimination match for the vacated World Championship at Hell on Earth, on the condition that none of you do anything to upset The Benefactor between now and Wednesday.”
In closing …: Carl stands on the stage and peers toward a diverse set of reactions on the 10 wrestlers inside the ring as the feed fades out.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out OOWF Hell on Earth 15!, Sept. 29 Live! From Asheville, North Carolina. And don’t forget to catch next week’s MidWeek Mayhem on Sept. 4, LIVE! from Key West, Florida.
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem: Twisted Thursday (No. 929) Live! From Reno, Nevada Aug. 1, 2019
The show opens with General Manager Vic DeNiro atop the ramp with a lottery machine.
VIC: “Reno. Welcome to a special Thursday edition of MidWeek Mayhem. What we have here tonight is 15 lottery balls, representing the 15 wrestlers in OOWF currently not holding a championship. Tonight, we will draw challengers for the OOWF Onslaught Championship, held by Mac Flasher; the OOWF Tag-Team Titles, held by The Frenemies; the OOWF Intercontinental Championship, possessed by ‘Black Magic’ Stacy Kirkland, and the OOWF World Championship, currently owned by Beverly Cambridge. And to the 10 wrestlers who are not drawn into a title match this evening, you will compete in a 10-person battle royal with the winner getting a title opportunity of his or her choosing next week in Akita, Japan.
“Without further delay, it is time to draw tonight’s challengers, starting with the OOWF World Championship bout.”
*VIC draws a ball from the hopper*
VIC: “Challenging Beverly Cambridge for her OOWF World Championship will be … Zed!”
*the Reno crowd pops with fervor as VIC draws a second ball from the hopper*
VIC: “Now to the matter of the Intercontinental Championship. Facing Stacy Kirkland tonight will be … Sebastian Davis!”
*VIC pulls two more balls from the hopper as the crowd jeers at the mention of SEBASTIAN*
VIC: “The two challengers to The Frenemies will be … Justin Sane and Alexis Darling!”
*both names get quite a pop with VIC pulling one more ball from the hopper*
VIC: “And finally, in our opening match, which is next … Mac Flasher will put his OOWF Onslaught Championship on the line against … Moosehead Jack!”
*the crowd hushes at the thought of MOOSE competing for the Onslaught Championship*
VIC: “So, that means that tonight’s main event will feature “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet, Matt Folz, Firewoman, Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox, Alexander Darling, El Ecosistema, El Voltaje, Awesome Bill From Dawsonville, John Law and Kieran Bourne. But before we get to that, I need an official in that ring, because Moosehead Jack and Mac Flasher are up next!”
*VIC walks off stage with the feed now showing the empty ring*
OOWF Onslaught Championship: Mac Flasher vs. Moosehead Jack “Scarecrow” howls through the arena as Moosehead Jack, in a singlet and headgear – while carrying a gym bag – makes his way to the ring. The sight is comical, but who is going to laugh at Moose, who still carries a fearsome snarl and a scowl that could shatter concrete. Moose rolls into the ring and shakes the hand of OOWF Official Angelo Barros before limbering up with some stretches.
Russ: “For not knowing that he had THIS match even 5 minutes ago, Moosehead Jack is certainly looking the part of someone ready to compete for the Onslaught Championship.” Razz: “It’s Moose. Something is up. Never take this man at face value.”
“Legend Has It” draws out Mac Flasher, who is a bit concerned about facing Moose, even if he’s geared up for an old-fashioned grappling exhibition. Mac slowly walks to ringside and slides under the bottom rope before standing up to see Moose staring him at eye level. Barros calls for the men to shake hands before hoisting the championship high and calling for the bell.
Moose stands and smiles at Mac, making the champ feel incredibly uneasy. Finally, Mac shoves Moose to the mat, only for the challenger to kip up and continue smiling at Mac. Mac shoves Moose again, with Moose popping up with the same grin on his face. Mac looks around before trying a right that Moose catches and leverages to the mat with an armbar keeping Mac on the mat. Moose then grabs Mac and tosses him to the mat with a deadlift suplex. Moose shoots the half and gets 1.
Mac scrambles to his feet and boots Moose in the gut before hammering away on the challenger, getting him to a knee before a step-back Shining Wizard knocks him silly. Mac tries the cover and gets 2 before Moose grabs a nearby rope.
Moosehead Jack has used his first rope break.
Moose stands up first and waits on Mac, who is fearing the worst, gets to a vertical base slowly as Moose politely waits. Moose requests a test of strength which Mac obliges after a rake of the eyes, dropping Moose to a knee. Mac then applies the test-of-strength squeeze while also booting away at Moose’s torso. Mac is able to work Moose onto his back where a cover gets 1 before Moose bridges out.
Russ: “Well, nobody ever said that Moose couldn’t wrestle. But I think this is even a shock to those who have been following OOWF since Day 1.” Razz: “Something is up. Moose is never in his right mind. Mac could be in trouble."
As Moose turns around, he spins right into a superkick from Mac that sends him sliding to a corner. Moose, positions himself under the ropes as Mac pursues, getting Barros to step in between.
Moosehead Jack has used his second rope break.
With Mac and Barros taking a stroll away from the corner, Moose reaches into his gym bag to produce a bottle of Trust Me. Moose hides it behind his back as Mac approaches, walloping him with it and laughing as Barros calls for the bell.
Your winner (disqualification, 7:34), and STILL OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION, Mac Flasher!
Many fans actually cheer as Mac lay unconscious in a pool of glass and whiskey. Moose produces another bottle and takes a swig before pouring the rest on Mac.
OOWF Tag-Team Championship: The Frenemies vs. Justin Sane and Alexis Darling With all four combatants in the ring, Bridget O’Malley steps forward for The Frenemies while Justin Sane insists on starting for the patchwork challengers. As Mel Creech calls for the bell, Justin leans in to Alexis Darling and requests a good-luck kiss. Alexis decks Justin, spinning the dazed Marylander right into a belly-to-belly suplex from Bridget. Alexis drops off the apron while Bridget tags Kylie Mignolio in. Kylie takes to the top turnbuckle and hits a Shooting Star Press on a prone Justin, getting an academic 3 from Creech.
Your winners (pinfall, 1:01), and STILL OOWF TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS, The Frenemies!
The champs assist Justin to his feet as Alexis, who is still grossly insulted at Justin’s forward request, continues to the back.
OOWF Intercontinental Championship: “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland vs. Sebastian Davis “Glory” plays out Sebastian Davis, who is halfway to ringside when Matt Folz emerges from the back and ambushes the Texan. The two brawl around ringside and into the stands with both landing heavy shots on the other while showing the effects of Sunday’s bout.
With the action atop the ramp, Matt works ahead with a few jabs to the torso before deliver an Angle Slam to Sebastian that takes him off the ramp and crashing through a stack of pallets. OOWF Medical rushes to Sebastian’s aid as “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland heads to ringside. With Davis Hightower in the ring, Stacy demands that she be awarded the match by forfeit. As Hightower argues, Gavin “Junior” Hale rushes to ringside, and speaks to ring announcer Mike Elevenbee.
Ladies and gentlemen, referee “Junior” Hale has informed me that “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland has won this match by forfeit due to Sebastian Davis being unable to make it to the ring, therefore she retains the OOWF Intercontinental Championship.
Hightower drops to ringside and gets in Hale’s face, pointing to the senior official badge on his shirt. Hale pays him no mind as he walks away. Hightower pulls him back, only for Hale to spin and deliver a right cross to Hightower, who stumbles back a few steps. With Hightower furious, Stacy drops to the outside to protect her personal official, hissing at Hightower before the happy couple departs.
OOWF World Championship: Beverly Cambridge vs. Zed The Reverend BRICK~! stands by himself in the ring as a single spotlight showers him.
BRICK~!: “Tonight, the OOWF World Championship returns to its rightful owner, almost two years after it was stolen from him. While Beverly Cambridge is a fine wrestler and a worthy title holder, she will be no match for Zed here in Reno. Zed has been training for this bout since the day his championship was stolen by Ghosthead with the help of one Junichiro ‘Ecosystem’ Muyo. In fact, Zed has a new finisher already lined up for Beverly that we worked on the second that he discovered he’d be challenging for the title. Gentlemen in the back, if you could roll that footage …”
The feed shows Zed in an auxiliary ring in the OOWF Arena with a practice dummy on the mat.
BRICK~!: “I want three rotations on this, Zed! Three rotations equals a three count!” ZED: “Reverend, two is basically the max for The Answer on this unless gravity suddenly lessens its pull on Earth.” BRICK~!: “Back to the top.”
Zed climbs to the top and obliges, getting about 2.75 rotations before crashing to the mat, buckling his already tender knee in the process as the footage stops and the feed returns to Rev. BRICK~!.
BRICK~!: “So, without further delay, I give you THE NEXT OOWF WORLD CHAMPION. THE CHAMPION OF THE GOD COMPLEX … ZED!”
Zed emerges from the back in a knee brace and supporting himself on crutches with a scowl on his face. As Zed slowly walks to ringside, OOWF official Misato Misawa tries to stop him from entering the ring. Zed brushes past him and climbs into the ring, still on crutches as Rev. BRICK~! tries to get a chant going for his charge. “Cut the Cord” interrupts as an obviously concerned Beverly Cambridge walks toward the ring. She walks to the ring and heads over to Zed, pleading with him to not take this match, noting that she’ll honor the challenge on another night. Rev. BRICK~! accepts no such thing and urges Misawa to call for the bell. He does.
Beverly sighs while Zed still supports himself on the crutches. Misawa commands Zed to dispose of the metal objects. Zed does and immediately falls to the mat … With a look of absolute disdain toward Rev. BRICK~!, Zed slaps the mat five times as Misawa looks inquisitively looks toward Zed, who nods his head up and down. Misawa calls for the bell.
Ladies and gentlemen, OOWF Official Misato Misawa has accepted the submission of Zed, therefore, your winner (1:01) and STILL OOWF WORLD CHAMPION, Beverly Cambridge!
Rev. BRICK~! tries to help Zed to his feet, only to get shoved aside. As the good reverend seeks answers, Zed grabs his crutches and walks away with the help of Beverly, who is still stressing that she’ll give him another go when he’s healthy.
10-Person Battle Royal: “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet, Matt Folz, Firewoman, Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox, Alexander Darling, El Ecosistema, El Voltaje, Awesome Bill From Dawsonville, John Law and Kieran Bourne.
With all 10 wrestlers in the ring, the bells sounds with not much excitement until Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox tries to saddle up on John Law. After a few punches to the top of John’s head, Shizuru is nonchalantly dumped to the outside by the former police officer, eliminating him in short order. John stands at the ropes and taunts Shizuru, not seeing the Japanese Redneck’s running buddy Awesome Bill From Dawsonville running from behind to deliver a stiff lariat to John’s neck, sending him tumbling to the outside.
The battle royal begins in earnest as Los Defenestrators team up to put Awesome Bill over the top and onto the apron, after fighting off the masked wrestlers, its Firewoman, who barrels in with a shotgun dropkick to the mush of her former protege, dropping him to the outside. El Ecosistema hugs Firewoman, who hip tosses him over the ropes and sweeps his leg while he’s standing on the apron, dropping him to the mat. El Voltaje takes umbrage at Firewoman’s actions while on the other side of the ring, Kieran Bourne is going toe to toe with “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet, stumbling the veteran with a discus forearm. With Kieran charging the wounded Jack, he’s victimized by a back body drop that crashes him to the outside. As El Voltaje gains the upper hand on Firewoman, Matt Folz comes to the aid of his fellow Saints of Sinners running buddy, helping Firewoman dump El Voltaje over the top. With the field down to four, Alexander Darling finally drops down from his perch atop the turnbuckles as he pairs off with Matt as Firewoman eyes up Jack. Before much happens, a bandaged Sebastian Davis, with clangy pole and chair in hand, runs into the ring and destroys Matt and Jack, individually, swinging the pole enough to keep Alexander and Firewoman at a safe distance. Sebastian bloodies Matt before dumping him over the top. He then brains Jack with a chair, causing him to fall over the top. The one-man wrecking crew keeps the heat on both men, until security and officials arrive to break up the scene. While the eliminations are not valid, neither man can continue, forfeiting their chances at victory in this bout. All the while, Firewoman and Alexander stare each other down as both review a lifetime’s worth of memories in their minds during the staredown.
The two snap out of it with Alexander trying to wrestle Firewoman into a corner. Firewoman is having none of that and peppers her former husband with a series of lefts and rights, staggering him. As Firewoman tries to break away to run the ropes, Alexander gets a quick jab to the gut, and runs toward the same rope. As Alexander leans into the cables, the top one snaps with Alexander falling immediately out of the ring. He scramble back in, but is halted by the officials at ringside, since he technically did fall over the top rope. Alexander is furious. Firewoman is stunned, but …
Your winner of the battle royal (10:45) and the recipient of a title match NEXT WEEK on MidWeek Mayhem, Firewoman!
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MidWeek Mayhem (No. 927) Yakima, Washington July 24, 2019
Joe (From Montana) vs. Mac Flasher Joe (From Montana) advances to the middle of the ring as if in a trance as Mac Flasher backs up being a little cautious. Joe raises both of his arms and Flasher stops. He walks up, right to Joe in his face, and pushes him back. Joe still has no reaction and Flasher shakes his head. Flasher nods and gives Joe what he wants with a few hooks to the body. Joe braces for the blows and takes them. Flasher takes Joe down with a Biel Throw and Joe seems a bit surprised to be manhandled in this way but stays down. Flasher walks over to Joe then runs up and hits a Leg Drop then goes over to Joe to say something unintelligible in his face then hit some mounted punches. Flasher backs off as Joe puts his hands to his face. He slowly gets up but keeps his back to Flasher not moving. Flasher screams at Joe and when he turns around Flasher barrels into him with a shoulder block. Joe bounces back. Flasher hits another and Joe just absorbs the blow and steps back. Flasher bounces off the ropes again but this time drills Joe down with a strong Spear. Flasher looks down at a writhing Joe and picks him up. There is little resistance as Flasher picks Joe up and hits a Butterfly Suplex then pins. Joe remarkably kicks out at two. Flasher immediately gets on top of him and hits some mounted punches thinking that the match is on, but when he lets off Joe rolls out of the ring. Joe makes for the ramp, but Flasher is not having it. He stops Joe and rakes at his eyes discretely before throwing him back into the ring. Joe rolls back and stands only to get hit with a Powerful Clothesline that spins him inside out. Dropping down Mac gets the 1..2...3.
Your winner (pinfall, 4:20), Mac Flasher!
Postmatch: As Mac rises with intent to continue the beating of the youngster, he sees John Law strolling down the ramp. Mac slides out of the ring and asks why John is meddling in his business and gets a shove as the answer. Mac rebounds and tackles John as neither man gets an edge during the brawl.
Eight-Person Tag Match: The Saints of Sinners (Matt Folz, Moosehead Jack, “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland and Firewoman) vs. Banned From Everywhere, Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox and Zed •With Awesome Bill From Dawsonville, Justin Sane reuniting with old pal Zed and also maintaining the odd grouping with Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox, the fan-favorites head to the ring ready for a brawl as they impatiently wait for The Saints of Sinners. •Matt Folz, Moosehead Jack, “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland and Firewoman don’t keep the faces waiting long as they rush the ring from the crowd and trigger an ambush attack, that is quickly foiled by the determined southern crew (and Shizuru) as they clean house with Justin threatening a DOOOUUUUUUGGGGGHHAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWKKKKKK! •Once order is restored, Zed and Matt Folz pair off as the legal men. •Zed keeps up with Matt’s wrestling prowess, but takes an elbow under the jaw to put Matt ahead and allow him to send the North Carolinian into The Saints of Sinners’ corner. •A four-way beatdown is halted by Gavin “Junior” Hale, who draws the ire of Stacy and quickly cowers. •Zed is still able to crawl away and tag in Awesome Bill, who has a clothesline ready for Matt and a shoulder block lined up for an inattentive Moose as he’s sent to the barricade. •Firewoman checks on her brother as Justin runs across the apron and delivers a running senton onto the Quinns. •Stacy is still berating Hale as Shizuru dashes across the ring and pops her with an uppercut. •Hale is checking on Stacy, taking his eyes away from the ring long enough for Sebastian Davis to charge in with his clangy pole and deliver a few shots across Matt’s back before a Beach in Wheat (OK, I googled craft breweries in Corpus Christi and found a fun name for one of the brews at Lazy Beach) legsweep to Matt before pasting Awesome Bill, Shizuru and Zed for funsies. •Justin rushes in the ring and calls Hale inside. •Hale rolls in and counts the 3 just as Stacy grabs his ankle to pull him out.
Your winners (pinfall, 9:16), the team of Banned From Everywhere, Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox and Zed!
Postmatch: Stacy slaps Hale, who asks for more as the Quinns rush inside to tend to Matt as Justin rallies his team outside. All while Sebastian stands atop the ramp with clangy pole and microphone in hand.
Sebastian:“Matt! You have until Sunday to get your affairs in order. Kiss your wife on the cheek. Make nice with whomever you need to make nice with. Because on Sunday, in Salem, Oregon at Mid-Summer Night’s Scream 11, The Hurricane is coming. And your worries won’t be about being the last man standing, they’ll be strictly on the old man surviving. And that is a GUAR-an-tee!
Best of-7 Series – Match 7: Take II: The Frenemies vs. The Darling Twins Once more, with extra feelings, we see the Frenemies and the Darlings come together to put this one away. We start off with some quick tags back and forth and it's again a clinic that starts off as super technical, but as each side grows frustrated, the teeth start to come out. Alexander whips Bridget in the corner and tags in Alexis. Alexis leaps over the ropes and whips Bridget across the ring. Bridget comes out strong, but Alexis goes low, lifting her up, and Alex hits a lung blower. The referee shoos Alex out, and Alexis scrambles over for the pin, but Bridget kicks out. Bridget scrambles over to tag in Kylie, who springboards over the ropes and catches Alexis is in a Tornado DDT. Quick pin, but Alexis gets a shoulder up. Kylie pulls Alexis up by their hair and drags her over to the corner, applying some quick chops (Woooo!). Kylie whips Alexis to the far corner, but Alexis reverses into the Bitch Killer~! She makes the pin, one, two...NO~! It's broken up by Bridget. Alexis tags Alex in while Bridget gets shooed out. Kylie recovers and catches Alex flat-footed with a Chick Kick. Alex hits the mat and Kylie hits the turnbuckle...MOONSAULT~! in to a pin that is broken up by Alexis. Now it's Alexis' turn to be shooed out. Kylie tags in Bridget who gets caught in the DARLING DRIVER~!. Alex goes for the pin, but now Kylie breaks it up. Alex complains to the referee as Bridget recovers. Alex attacks and Bridget takes him over for German Suplex and holds him there for the pin, one, two...THREE~! The referee raises Bridget’s hand but Victor DeNiro appears at the top of the ramp and calls for the replay. On the replay, Beverly didn't get her shoulders up during the pin, so we have another tie!
Ladies and gentlemen, after a review, it has been determined that both Alexander Darling and Bridget O’Malley had their shoulders down for the 3-count, meaning that the result of this match is a draw!
Postmatch: As both teams show visual frustration, GM Vic DeNiro grabs a mic.
Vic:“It’s clear that both The Frenemies and The Darling Twins are each deserving of the tag-team championship match that awaits as soon as the champions are in the ring, so it is my decision that BOTH The Frenemies and The Darling Twins will challenge Los Defenestrators next!"
OOWF Tag-Team Championship Match: Los Defenestrators (c) vs. The Frenemies vs. The Darlings •A cloud of churro dust fills the ring, causing coughing fits in the ring and around ringside. •As the dust clears, all four challengers are covering their eyes as El Ecosystema and El Voltaje stand tall inside with a pane of glass at each corner. •Bridget O’Malley is the first to be tossed through the glass, falling between the ropes and on the outside. •Kylie Mignolio bounces off the glass on the first try before going through the second time. •Alexis Daring gets a headbutt in on Voltaje, but is grabbed by Ecosistema and defenestrated. •Alexander Darling fights off both men individually, but is overcome by the numbers game before getting tossed through the last pane of glass. •As Los Defenestrators celebrate in a pile of broken glass and churro dust, Bridget emerges with a steel chair as does Kylie as The Frenemies blast the champs with the furniture. •Alexis and Alexander recover and grab shards of glass with bad intentions in mind before OOWF Security pull the three teams apart. •GM Vic DeNiro returns with mic in hand.
Vic:“Since we couldn’t determine a winner tonight. The six of you will settle this on Sunday at Mid-Summer Night’s Scream 11. And if Los Defenestrators pull any garbage like this again in Salem, Oregon, they will be stripped of their OOWF Tag-Team Championships. Frenemies. Darlings. This will be your last shot at the titles as long as Los Defenestrators hold the titles. Any shenanigans on your part may keep you out of the championship picture for a long time.”
Beverly Cambridge and “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet vs. Kieran Bourne and Sebastian Davis •Kieran Bourne comes out first, brooding as always and quickly is overshadowed by Sebastian Davis as his music hits. •The braggadocios Texan is still feeling his oats after his attack earlier in the show. •”Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet comes out to a loud ovation. •As Jack stands at the bottom of the ramp, OOWF World Champion Beverly Cambridge comes out to an ovation just as loud as Jack’s as the two briefly discuss strategy before entering the ring. •Jack, to Beverly’s behest, starts for his team as Sebastian initially steps in before deferring to Kieran. •Jack’s delivers a series of rights out of a tie-up after Kieran attempted to rake the veteran’s eyes. •Jack brings Kieran to his team’s corner and delivers a knee lift and an uppercut before tagging Beverly, who hits a seated dropkick and a cannonball splash as Kieran slumps further down. •Kieran rolls out, but Jack is there to detour him back inside. •Kieran eats a roundhouse kick from the champ, that gets 1.5. •Beverly keeps Kieran on the mat with a wrist lock that actually gets a few pin attempts before Kieran is able to escape when he surges up with a headbutt. •Kieran tags in Sebastian, who hammers away at Beverly, pausing every so often to motion around his waist that Beverly’s championship should belong to him. •Sebastian delivers a Hurricane Slam that keeps Beverly down for 2. •A chin lock slows down the pacing a bit while Sebastian leans as much of his weight that he can on Beverly to wear her down. •Jack starts to pound the turnbuckle to rally fans behind the champion. •All of that noise is going on as Davis Hightower checks Beverly’s submission status. •Beverly says no by getting to a standing position and escaping momentarily before Sebastian grabs her hair and pulls her back down to the mat. •Kieran tags in and smiles at the downed – and stunned – Beverly. •Kieran picks Beverly up and suplexes her, getting 2 off the cover. •Kieran sizes Beverly up for a curbstomp, only to eat a spear from Jack. •Hightower escorts Jack to his corner as Sebastian and Kieran combine to hit a double slingshot suplex on Beverly. •With Beverly almost out, Kieran climbs to the top and hits Death From Above onto a prone Beverly. •Jack breaks up the count at 2.5. •Sebastian charges in and gets a right hand from Jack for his troubles that tangles him in the ropes. •Hightower is tending to Sebastian as Jack pulls in Kieran and drills him with a Silver Bullet DDT before pulling Beverly on top of KIeran. •Hightower untangles Sebastian, who falls to the outside. •Hightower sees the cover and counts 3.
Your winners (pinfall, 15:06), the team of Beverly Cambridge and “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet!
Postmatch: Jack helps Beverly to her feet and raises her arm before Sebastian runs in from behind and clotheslines Jack into Beverly with the champion falling as Jack’s arm clocks her in the jaw. As Jack tries to help Beverly to her feet, she shoves him back and gets in his face as Jack tries to diffuse the situation. Sebastian takes another run, this time at Beverly from behind as Jack pushes her away to greet the Texan with a straight right hand. As Jack prepares to bring more of the fight to Sebastian, Beverly pops up and shoves Jack again, even angrier than before. Jack, at the end of his patience, brings the same argument intensity as Hightower tries to separate the two. While all of this is going on, Matt Folz runs down to ringside with a kendo stick helmet in hand to return an earlier favor to Sebastian as he heads for higher ground. Jack and Beverly, still nose to nose continue their argument as the feed fades out.
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MidWeek Mayhem (No. 926) Great Falls, Montana July 17, 2019
Los Defenestrators vs. The Draculs
• After a brief flurry of offense from The Draculs, the OOWF Tag-Team Champions take full advantage with El Ecosistema isolating Vlad Dracul with El Voltaje working quick tags with his masked partner. • Vlad gets a momentary respite with an eye rake, but El Voltaje cuts off the tag try as El Ecosistema eliminates Tavian Dracul from the with a handful of churro dust and a good old “Mexican” right hand. • Vlad tries the eyes again but is kneed in the torso and falls prey to Tigres de Ouchies. • The pinfall – counted by Davis Hightower – is academic.
Your winners (pinfall, 3:18), Los Defenestrators!
Mac Flasher/Mystery Partner vs. Zed and “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet • With Zed and Jack Bullet already in the ring, Mac Flasher makes his way down the aisle, sans partner. • Unfamiliar music hits as PHWF newcomer Joe (from Montana) makes his way to the ring. • Mac is not impressed and demands that he start the match for his team against Zed. • Mac and Zed chain wrestle to three standoffs, getting the requisite applause. • Mac, who goads Zed into a test of strength, gets ahead with an old-fashioned knee to the gut. • Mac takes Zed to his team’s corner and tags in Joe, who heads to the top turnbuckle to deliver an axehandle to Zed as Mac holds him. • Joe connects … On Mac. • With Zed making his way to tag in Jack, Mac is furious with Joe. • During their argument, Jack hits Joe with a dropkick from behind, sending the hometown boy into Mac. • Mac, now livid, gets up and leaves the ringside area as fans pelt him with half-consumed concessions. • Jack works over the rookie with a few tandem moves as Zed works the quick-tag game. • A Raise Up/Silver Bullet DDT combo ends Joe’s night
Your winners (pinfall, 6:27), Zed and “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet!
Postmatch: The Reverend BRICK~! hugs Zed and eagerly shakes hands with Jack, who is still quite wary of the good reverend’s past. It’s eventually all smiles as Jack even helps Joe to his feet as the hometown fans applaud his game effort.
Best-of-7 Series - Match 7: The Frenemies (3) vs. The Darling Twins (3) • Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O’Malley enter the ring with a high-energy sprint, showing no ill effects of the burden of having lost a two-match lead. • The Darlings – Alexander and Alexis – come down the aisle next, getting cheers, but paying little mind to them as they step inside the ring. • Mel Creech handles the prematch instructions before ringing the bell. Alexander and Bridget start for their respective teams. • Alexander wrestles Bridget to the mat, but misses a stomp as she rolls away and kips up. • The next tie-up sees Bridget control Alexander enough to work him in the corner, where Creech asks for a break. Bridget obliges by mockingly dusting off Alexander, getting her hands slapped away in the process. • A well-placed right hand from Alexander gets Bridget off balance, allowing Alexis the opportunity to tag in and hit a jaw-breaker on her knee for 2. • After kicking out, Bridget promptly rolls away and tags in Kylie, who springs off the top rope and into a hurricanrana that sends Alexis flying through the ropes. • Kylie follows with a suicide dive through the ropes that sends Alexis into the unforgiving barricade. • Kylie plays to the fans as Alexis shakes the cobwebs. The two trade a few blows before beating Creech’s count, which was at 8 when Alexis rolled back inside. • Kylie is waiting with a stomp and an elbow. Kylie rolls Alexis over to get 1.5. • Kylie tags in Bridget, who delivers a snap suplex and a belly-to-belly suplex to get 2. • Bridget stays on Alexis, working the lower back before trying to secure a Boston Crab, which Alexis easily escapes before the move is applied. • Alexis tags in Alexander, who eats a dropkick from Bridget as he’s between the ropes. Alexis protests the dropkick with a right hand to Bridget, as Kylie hops in to start a pier-six brawl, as Creech tries to maintain control. • Those attempts by the official are merely conceptual as the very familiar opponents aren’t letting up on this brawl. • As Alexander and Kylie takes things outside, both grab weapons – Alexander a chair, and Kylie a kendo stick – before reentering the ring. • Both swing and miss their respective weapons, but that’s all Creech needed to see as he calls for the bell.
Ladies and gentlemen, the result of this match: A double disqualification (10:56).
Postmatch: The teams stand off and exchange verbal barbs, with both reminding the other that they’ve been beaten three times already in this series as a “Next Week” chant fills the arena.
Six-person tag: The Saints of Sinners (“Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland, Moosehead Jack and Matt Folz) vs. Banned From Everywhere and Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox • The good old Southern boys and Shizuru surprise the Saints of Sinners with a triple dropkick as Matt Folz and Moosehead Jack fall to the outside with Stacy Kirkland remaining inside for Shizuru to hit a quick Eastbound and Down on her, getting 2.5 before Matt makes the save. • Justin Sane insists to stay in the ring against Stacy. Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Shizuru inexplicably allow this to happen. • Justin gets a High-Risk Headlock on Stacy with the end result being a hangman’s neck breaker from Moose as he pops in and halts the proceedings mid-move. • The annoyed Saints all get their shots in on Justin, who takes a hellacious beating from all three Saints – often at the same time as Angelo Barros sure as hell ain’t getting in there to enforce the rules. • Moose and Matt put on a double-team clinic as Justin’s partners try to get the crowd behind the Marylander getting beaten in the Saints’ corner. • Justin wills himself up after a modified German suplex/neckbreaker combo gets no pin try from Matt as he just barks taunts at Sebastian Davis, who is not involved in this match. • Matt pulls a crawling Justin to the center of the ring and secures an ankle lock submission with Stacy and Moose cutting off Awesome Bill and Shizuru as Justin furiously taps the mat.
Your winners (submission, 8:26), The Saints of Sinners!
Postmatch: The Saints aren’t much for celebrating as they brutalize their now-fallen opponents with their trademark parade of finishers, first on Shizuru, then Awesome Bill and then Justin as Barros tries to wave help downward to ringside. Finally satisfied with their work as Banned From Everywhere and Shizuru lay broken on the mat, the Saints depart to a few cheers mixed in with vociferous jeers as OOWF Medical tend to the downed men inside.
World Title Elimination Match: Beverly Cambridge (c) vs. Sebastian Davis vs. Firewoman • Firewoman tears into Sebastian Davis as Beverly Cambridge is content to let this happen. • Firewoman and Sebastian trade vicious punches with Firewoman shrieking with each punch she throws. Eventually she gets the advantage with a discus elbow to the jaw. • With Sebastian rolling out to get a break, Firewoman then turns to Beverly, who is very into the idea of this fight. • The two women put on a more technical display, broken up as Sebastian rolls in with lariats for anyone standing, breathing and in possession of red hair. • Sebastian tries to get Beverly up in a Spring Break Plunge, but Firewoman’s roll into Sebastian’s knee halts that attempt. • Firewoman works over Sebastian’s knee as Beverly takes a breather, again content to allow the two challengers to tire themselves out. A strategy praised by Razz on commentary. • Firewoman tries for a kneebar submission, but Sebastian is able to work himself free with a bit from his free leg to Firewoman’s temple. • Sebastian, showing the signs of Firewoman’s leg-based assault, hobbles over and drops an elbow across Firewoman’s torso. That gets 1.5 from Davis Hightower. • As Firewoman tries to stand up, Matt Folz starts a commotion with the fans as he appears on the top of the entrance ramp. Sebastian greets this with a middle finger and turns his attention to Firewoman, who secures the Texan in a secure small package, getting a stunning 3.
Ladies and gentlemen, Sebastian Davis has been eliminated (pinfall, 9:28)
• Sebastian is furious with almost everyone, protesting to Hightower, Beverly, cursing at a laughing Matt, who braces for Sebastian as he charges up the ramp to confront his heated rival before officials and yellow-shirted security break up the possible fight. • Back in the ring, Beverly and Firewoman trade the advantage with quick mat work and a few quick strikes that increase the pace of the match. • A DDT from Firewoman gives her the edge as Beverly sits up in a daze before falling back. • Firewoman picks Beverly up and whips her into the ropes with a hurricanrana waiting on the other end. The pinball attempt gets 2. • Another DDT lays Beverly on the mat with Firewoman eyeballing the turnbuckles. • The challenger climbs the ropes and turns around, setting up for the Best Firesault Evar!, landing on her feet as Beverly sees the danger and rolls away fast. • As Firewoman turns to Beverly, she takes a rising forearm from the champion, who then whips the staggered challenger into the ropes and greets her with a Pele kick on the other side. • A belly-to-belly suplex gets 2 as Firewoman drapes her leg over the bottom rope. • Beverly looks to the fans as Firewoman tries to shake the cobwebs loose. • Beverly tries to engage Firewoman as she lay under the bottom rope, but is cut off by Hightower. • This gives Firewoman the chance to recover and hit a springboard forearm that sends Beverly crashing to the outside. • Firewoman promptly gets the stunned Beverly back inside, motioning with hands around her waist that the World Title will soon be hers. • With Hightower conveniently checking on the champion as she staggers to her feet, Firewoman is stopped on her way into the ring by Sebastian, who hopped over the barricade with clangy pole in hand. • A LOUD shot from the pole drops Firewoman where she once stood. • Sebastian rolls Firewoman in the ring before exiting through the crowd. • Beverly, although very confused by Firewoman’s sudden change of consciousness, makes a cover and gets 3.
Your winner (pinfall, 20:16) and STILL OOWF WORLD CHAMPION, Beverly Cambridge!
Postmatch: Matt Folz cuts off Sebastian’s escape as the two brawl their way back to ringside. By this point the remaining Saints of Sinners are waiting in the ring with various weaponry (Moosehead Jack with Happy Deth Bat IV and Stacy Kirkland with the giant wooden cross from The God Complex). Sebastian tries to stand off with the clangy pole, but thinks better of the idea and rolls away while still verbally taunting the Saints. Moose tries to give chase but is held back by Matt as Stacy checks on a woozy Firewoman.
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MidWeek Mayhem (No. 925) Minot, North Dakota July 10, 2019
Banned From Everywhere vs Keiran Bourne and Matty Alouette •Banned From Everywhere take the fight to their friendly foe (Matty Alouette) and their brooding foe (Kieran Bourne) •Justin and Matty turn in a chain-wrestling exhibition that even stuns Justin when he makes it to a stand-off with zero casualties •Justin gets the advantage with a High-Risk Headlock, but cannot capitalize as Matty falls close enough to his corner for Kieran to tag in •Kieran pounds away at Justin with an overwhelming array of quick strikes and just enough aerial offense to wow the crowd, but not sway many out of supporting Banned From Everywhere • Justin tries to reach his corner, but Kieran pulls him away and locks him in an STF that almost gets a submission before Awesome Bill From Dawsonville makes the save •Honorary BFE member Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox urges the crowd to rally Justin •Justin escapes and tries to make the tag, but Kieran stops the idea by clocking Awesome Bill off the apron before Justin can lunge to the corner •Matty and Kieran pull off some slick double-team moves as Awesome Bill returns to the apron, angry and ready for the tag •Matty misses a charge in the corner as Justin rolls away and makes the tag to an ornery Awesome Bill •Lariats for everyone as Awesome Bill powers through Matty and Kieran numerous times, focusing his attack on Matty, since he is still the legal man •Go Dawgs gets 2 as Kieran stomps Awesome Bill’s head just as Angelo Barros was about count 3 •Justin drills Kieran with a flying double knee to send him tumbling to the outside •Justin climbs to the top turnbuckle to get in position for Banned From Space •Awesome Bill’s aim is pure as Justin land perfectly on a prone Matty •Awesome Bill makes the cover as Kieran is cut off by Shizuru
Your winner (pinfall, 5:47), Banned From Everywhere
Six-Person Elimination Tag: The Saints of Sinners (Firewoman, Moosehead Jack, Matt Folz) vs Los Defenstrators and Sebastian Davis "Laser Cannon Deth Sentence" plays and the Saints come down united as the crowd boos. They all stand in the middle of the ring and glare as their opponents make their way to the ring. Matt stands dead center in the ring and just glares at Davis while the other 4 get out of the ring. The bell rings and Davis and Folz immediately start exchanging right hands. Matt with an Irish Whip and he takes Davis over with a spinebuster. Matt with a Stun Gun and then tags out to Fire. Matt and Fire with a double brainbuster and a double elbow drop. Fire makes the tag back to Matt and he nails Davis with a lariat. The momentum takes them both over the top rope and they begin to brawl. Neither one is paying attention to the count as they brawl up the aisle. The referee reaches 10 and calls for the bell.
Both Matt Folz and Sebastian Davis have been counted out.
That doesn't seem to affect these two as they continue to brawl around. Sebastian with a low blow that doubles Matt over and then he grabs a Clangy Pole. Sebastian with a wild swing, Matt ducks and sweeps Sebastian's legs out from under him. Matt grabs the pole and nails Sebastian in the ribs. He looks to do serious damage before OOWF Security drags him away.
Back in the ring Clan Quinn and Los Defenstrators have pretty much abandoned all pretense of a match and are just brawling. Moose catches El Voltaje coming off the top rope and nails him with a GTSF.
El Voltaje has been eliminated.
Ecostemia immediately runs in and nails Moose with a knee to the back and then hits him with the Total Coincidence. He runs over and blows Cinnamon Dust in Fire's eyes before covering Moose.
Moosehead Jack has been eliminated.
Ecostemia pulls a still blinded Fire into the ring and 'pays tribute' to Ecosystem by hitting an ENF.
Firewoman has been eliminated. Ecostemia is the sole survivor at 10:12
Best-of-7 Series – Match 6 : The Frenemies (3) vs. The Darling Twins (2) •Kylie Mignolio starts for The Frenemies while Alexis Darling takes the first crack for The Darling Twins •Kylie baffles Alexis with her speed, but is obliterated with a spinebuster with Kylie rolling away to tag in Bridget O’Malley •Bridget and Alexis trade the advantage through various acts of chain wrestling and a few stand-offs with fisticuffs •Alexander Darling tags in and initially overpowers Bridget, but is caught in a rear-naked choke that is broken when Alexander scrambles for the ropes •Alexander gets the edge on Bridget with an uppercut that sends the ginger Yinzer flying backwards •Alexander keeps on the attack with a series of knee strikes, another uppercut and a Michinoku Driver that gets 2 •Bridget tries to roll to the outside, but gets caught and pulled into a surfboard submission that is only broken when Alexander’s shoulders were counted down for 2 •The Darlings work a series of quick tags to keep Bridget isolated, Alexis’ springboard splash gets 2.5 with a Kylie save •The Darlings use that break-up and subsequent Kylie escort to hammer away at Bridget •Alexander is now legal, despite not tagging in. Mel Creech is not too bothered by this •Bridget gets a back elbow as Alexander was setting up for a German suplex to escape that predicament •Bridget pulls out of her kickpad that Alexander was holding on to as she gets the tag to Kylie •Kylie is a house of fire with a quick-strike attack on Alexander and a dropkick to Alexis that sends her out •Kylie tries to twist Alexander into a Sharpshooter getting a forearm from a returning Alexis just as Alexander was turned over •Bridget recovers enough to pair off with Alexis as the two tumble out •Kylie pulls Alexander into a small package and keeps him in it for 10 seconds but Creech is way too concerned about the Bridget-Alexis brawl on the outside •A frustrated Kylie breaks the pin and tries to get Creech to pay attention to the ring •Alexander craftily rolls Kylie up for a flash 3-count to tie the series at 3-all
Your winners (pinfall, 13:21), The Darling Twins
OOWF Onslaught Championship: Mac Flasher (c) vs. Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox •Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox doesn’t even wait for Mac Flasher to enter the ring, uncorking a Space Flying Tiger Drop on the champion before he even looked at his opponent •Mac, now furious, tears into the ring, only for Misato Misawa to hold him back and enforce the prematch handshake •Mac obliges but tries to pull Shizuru in for a short clothesline, but is eluded and dropkicked out of the ring •Shizuru follows with a baseball slide that hits Mac on the jaw •Shizuru, still doing the redneck thing, shouts out to the fans and gets a very positive response •Misawa’s count is up to 10 by the time that Mac returns to the ring •Shizuru gets in at 12 and gets a knee to the back of the head •Mac takes control with a series of knee strikes and a standing lariat that maybe shifted a few of Shizuru’s molars •Mac tries to whip Shizuru into the corner, but he falls two steps away from the turnbuckles •Mac arrogantly strides over to Shizuru, who possums him into a small package that gets 2 •Mac ground-and-pounds Shizuru and gets his first warning •Mac argues the warning and ups the ante with a stun gun over the top rope before standing across Shizuru’s windpipe. That gets a second warning •Mac smirks as fans boo him •Shizuru gasps for air and rolls to the apron •As Shizuru stands, Mac tries to shoulder-block him off, only to eat a roundhouse kick •A springboard splash gets 2 with Mac putting his leg over the bottom rope. That’s his first rope break •Shizuru rallies with a fighting spirit surge that sees kicks, knees, forearms, and a spinning heel kick daze and floor Mac •Shizuru hoists Mac up for Eastbound and Down (the renamed Psycho Driver) and gets 2.75 as Mac’s leg is under the bottom rope. That’s rope break No. 2 •Mac rolls out of the ring to catch his air and also catches Shizuru as he tries a springboard dive from the top •Mac introduces Shizuru’s skull to the ringpost and then the steel stairs •Mac then rolls a limp Shizuru into the ring and drops him on his head with a Flash Drive •An unresponsive Shizuru is then locked in Sleep Mode as Misawa immediately calls for the bell
Your winner (referee stoppage, 10:17), and STILL OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION, Mac Flasher
OOWF Intercontinental Championship: Stacy Kirkland (c) vs Zed Zed makes his entrance and he is stoked for the championship bout. Rev. Brick is giving him some last minute positive affirmations and then very obviously starts to pray for Zed's success. Zed is ignoring that as he instantly notices no referees in the ring and rolls his eyes as Stacy Kirkland appears at the top, with Junior Hale. They make it to the ring and Rev. Brick goes over to the announce table to complain about Hale being the referee again. Russ and Razz just shrug because they have no power to change that. Rev. Brick assures Zed he will take care of it and storms to the back. Junior takes the belt lovingly from Stacy and shows it to Zed and then hands it off to the timekeeper and with a ring of the bell, we are off.
Zed wisely decides to NOT give Stacy any room and attacks quickly. This takes Stacy off her game for a bit, and allows Zed some serious offense, and a fun suplex series. He goes for the early pin, but Stacy gets an arm up. Hale admonishes Zed for not getting off Stacy quickly enough--
Razz: That's what she said Russ: Shut up.
--which gives Stacy some extra time to get her bearings. Finally, Hale gets out of the way and we start over. Zed attacks with European uppercuts and elbows, driving Stacy into the corner, but...NO BODY PUTS STACY IN A CORNER~! She quickly counters with a Greco-Roman Eye Poke. Zed pulls back, hand over his eye and yells at Hale. Hale obviously didn't see it, so....on we go. Stacy finds her footing, and flies at him. It's her turn now and she shows off the power moves. Powerbomb then she picks up Zed by the hair into a urinage and then a senton. She goes for the pin and one, two, NO~! Zed kicks out, and it's a good thing too. Stacy helps him up with double claws to the chin, lifting him to his feet. But Zed no likey the fingernails digging into his jaw, and circles his arms around and down onto Stacy's arms, breaking the hold. Zed hits a quick DDT, and then takes his advantage to get Stacy into a sleeper hold. Stacy writhes around in an attempt to get her long leg on the rope. Or at least under it. Looks like she does, too, as Hale demands Zed break the hold. Zed does and gets to his feet, yelling at Hale to call the match fairly. Hale shrugs. Zed turns around right into a BIG slap from Stacy. That spins him around, but he gets his leg up for an Attempted Big Boot! Stacy blocks it though, grabbing the leg and transitions into a figure four leg lock. That looks painful and it's all the more painful because Stacy uses the ropes for extra leverage. Zed tries to get out of it, but no dice. He has to tap.
Your winner (submission, 12:19), AND STILL OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland
OOWF World Championship Match: Beverly Cambridge (c) vs. "Silver Eagle" Jack Bullet •This one never gets started as the referee’s instructions are interrupted by Sebastian Davis and a clangy pole •Davis tees off on “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet and then Beverly Cambridge, leaving both laying as he poses over both •That leaves him open for Jack to unleash a hellacious low blow, felling the Texan and giving Jack a chance to beat him from pillar to post •Beverly, while rubbing her jaw, gets in on the action, reintroducing the clangy pole into the fray and to Sebastian’s head •Davis Hightower waves in help, but Beverly holds off the yellow shirts as Jack works over Sebastian •Eventually, Matt Folz emerges from the stands but doesn’t get close to Sebastian as he runs at the sight of the angry Wisconsinite •Matt stays outside of the ring as Jack and Beverly nod in respect and raise each other’s hand in victory •Sebastian is spotted on the top of the ramp cursing out Jack, Beverly and Matt as the feed cuts out
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#924) Live! From International Falls, Minnesota July 3, 2019
Banned From Everywhere and Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox vs Bishop Blaize, Akiru Tornado and Layne Cobain With Bishop Blaize, Akiru Tornada and Layne Cobain already in the ring, “Insane in the Brain” plays and whips the International Falls crowd into a frenzy as Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane emerge from the tunnel atop Drunkey and Drunkette. They pause halfway down the aisle as “Old Town Road” interrupts to bring out the newly wardrobed Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox, who nods at Banned From Everywhere before running into the ring and letting out a few Southern-fried yells. Angelo Barros checks all six men before calling for the bell as Shizuru starts for his team with Akiru opening for his squad.
Shizuru ducks a quick clothesline try and turns Akiru around and on the at into a cobra twist that gets 2. Shizuru then pops up, boots Akiru in the gut and ends things quickly with Eastbound and Down (the renamed Psycho Driver). Barros counts 3 as Banned From Everywhere, both in stunned and impressed expressions, politely stop Bishop and Layne from stopping the count.
Your winners (pinfall, 1:04), Banned From Everywhere and Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox!
Shizuru stands up and gets hugged by Awesome Bill and congratulated by Justin, who salute the fans as Shizuru lets out a few more Southern-fried yells before the newly minted trio makes its way to the back.
Best of 7 - Match 5: Frenemies vs The Darlings
To be edited in. The Darlings take advantage of a sloppy, distracted Bridget to stay alive in the best-of-7 series, cutting The Frenemies' lead to 3-2.
Stacy Kirkland vs. Kieran Bourne Bourne makes his entrance to his music. Crowd is still a bit unsure of what to think of him, but they cheer him anyway. Stacy Kirkland comes in with Junior Hale, holding her belt high, to the usual boos and occasional cheers from the Saints fans. They get in the ring and she give the belt to Hale for safe-keeping. He passes it off to the time keeper, calls for the bell, and we’re off.
Kieran tries to start off with a regular classic shoulder-elbow tie up, but Kirkland is having none of that. She tosses a few elbows his way and drives him back, and it looks like she’s trying to bloody his nose, by the way she’s targeting his face. Kieran eventually gets his senses about him and counters, and now we’re doing the wrestling. Back and forth they go, Bourne is able to trip Kirkland on a rope-run with a toe hold, and gets her into a chinlock.
Hale IMMEDIATELY calls for a release of the hold, arguing that Kirkland’s foot was under the rope. Bourne tries to protest, but they WERE pretty close to the edge, so it’s possible. Back on their feet and back to the wrestling. Some more rope runs and such, and Kirkland lands a beautiful Falling Tower for a 2 count. Both get to their feet. Kirkland starts to run the ropes again but this time Bourne counters early and whips her right into Hale! Hale crumbles like a house of cards, and this distracts Kirkland enough so that Bourne can capitalize on a school girl roll up….one, two, three, four, five… Hale opens one eye, and then shuts it again really quickly.
Head referee Davis Hightower races down but by the time he gets into position for the count, Kirkland has kicked out. The match resumes. Kirkland pummels Bourne with punches and kicks and Bourne gives it right back, turning it into the brawl that both were made for. He whips Kirkland around and sets up a powerbomb into the corner. As he gets her up in the air, Hale rolls towards him and knocks him off balance. Hightower doesn’t buy it as an accident and calls for the DQ.
Your winner (disqualification, 7:37), Kieran Borne.
Stacy, who is apoplectic, retrieves her Intercontinental Championship and pastes Kieran with with it as Hightower gets right in Stacy’s face. Hale steps in between the two, giving Stacy the chance to hit a belt-aided running senton on Kieran’s chest and deliver a few stomps before exiting to a chorus of boos.
Mac Flasher vs. Zed “Reverend BRICK~! Superstar” brings out The Reverend BRICK~! and Zed. One is all smiles and the other is determined as he walks to the ring. “Legend Has It” interrupts and brings out Mac Flasher, to a deafening amount of boos. He slides under the bottom rope and pops up ready for a Zed attack, but gets none. Rev. BRICK~! commandeers the microphone from ring announcer Mike Elevenbee.
Rev. BRICK~!:“I’m man enough to admit that I’m wrong. And how The God Complex treated Mac Flasher was incorrect. We should have realized that it was Mac, who knew better about Johnstown. We should have known that Mac was the bell cow of The God Complex. So, today … I stand before all of these great fans in International Falls, Minnesota, and I am here to bring Mac Flasher back into the fold of The God Complex. On behalf of everyone in The God Complex, aside from maybe Bridget O’Malley … Mac, we forgive you. And we want to heal you.”
The Rev. BRICK~! then places his hand on Mac’s forehead and starts to tremble while Mac chuckles at the whole thing. He glances over to Zed, who merely shrugs, before removing Rev. BRICK~!’s hand from his forehead and exiting the ring. Davis Hightower rings the bell and makes a 10 count that Mac has no interest in beating as he’s already backstage by 7 and 10 isn’t that far behind 7 …
Your winner (countout, :10), Zed!
Zed shrugs again before getting his hand raised and chuckling at Rev. BRICK~!, who seems disappointed that his conversion attempt of Mac failed.
Los Defenestrators vs. Clan Quinn This one never makes it to the ring as Clan Quinn is found backstage in a heated brawl with Los Defenestrators, with no clear advantage among any of the four brawlers. Pallets, clangy poles, forklifts and chairs are all in play during the incredibly intense brawl that only ends when Firewoman simultaneously spears El Voltage just as El Ecosistema is tackling Moosehead Jack into a row of plate-glass panes, leaving all four bloodied and on the floor. As OOWF Medical tends to the combatants, they try to deliver blows to whomever is within an arm’s length with nothing landing or creating much damage.
Ladies and gentlemen, the official’s decision is no contest (:00).
Steel Cage Match: Sebastian Davis vs. “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet As the cage lowers, Mac Flasher tears into the ring and instigates a brawl with “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet before Matt Folz rushes in from the ringside seats to throw hands with Sebastian Davis as the cage has stopped halfway down. All of this while Masami Misawa tries to maintain order. Jack is able to dispose of Mac with a particularly brutal Silver Bullet DDT onto the apron while Matt and Sebastian need to be pulled apart all the way at the top of the ramp.
Jack then heads to the outside to bring the fight to Sebastian, pounding him from pillar to post before rolling him inside and reentering the ring. Misawa signals for the cage to finish lowering and calls for the bell as Jack continues with the momentum that he gained from the outside, tossing Sebastian into the cage and grinding his face in the steel before propping him between the ropes and the cage wall and delivering a spear … That misses as Sebastian sidesteps, before stumbling on top of Jack. The two stagger to their feet and begin exchanging blows with Jack’s punches getting cheered while Sebastian’s haymakers getting booed. Jack starts landing a few more and runs Sebastian into the ring post. After stepping back in between the ropes, Jack bashes Sebastian’s head off the top turnbuckle and flips him over the ropes and sits him in the corner. A cannonball try misses as Sebastian slides out of harm’s way, with the Texan booting away at Jack as he tries to shake the cobwebs.
After sufficiently booting Jack down, Sebastian tries to walk out, reaching the ropes closest to the door before Jack pulls him back and into another brawl. This time, Sebastian gains the advantage after a jab to the throat and a few suspicious knees to the torso area. Again, Sebastian tries to escape through the door with the Texan between the ropes and door before Jack crawls over and grabs his ankle, impeding his progress and getting the door closed again. Sebastian boots Jack away, but gets a fist to the groin for his efforts as Misawa sakes her head because it’s all legal in the cage. Sebastian lays on the mat with Jack popping up, a bit worse for wear, but still ready to go. Jack pulls Sebastian up and begins another round of fisticuffs with Jack using some stiff forearms to stagger Sebastian. After that, Jack hits a jawbreaker and a running neckbreaker, putting Sebastian on his back. With Jack closer to the side opposite the door, he begins his climb as Sebastian is slow to come to his senses. Jack climbs up and drapes a leg over the top of the cage as Mac climbs the outside to meet Jack, who is ready with a series of rights and a Talon that causes Mac to lose most of his motor skills as he releases his hold on the cage wall and falls out of Jack’s grip and onto the announce table. Jack peers down at Mac’s spasming body all while Sebastian takes advantage of Jack’s distracted state and crawls out with zero resistance, much to his own surprise until the bell rings and a very "I knew I could do it" smirk washes across his face.
Your winner (escape, 11:56), Sebastian Davis.
Jack, now aware of what has happened, descends the cage wall and begins pummeling Mac through the wreckage of the table. Sebastian staggers over and pulls Jack off Mac and starts to brawl with him as OOWF Medical and officials pour in from the ramp. Mac stands up and delivers a monitor to the side of Jack’s head, toppling Sebastian, too as officials are finally able to separate the men. Sebastian and Mac give each other a nod as the feed shows all three men being held away from each other by a host of yellow shirts.
OOWF World Heavyweight Championship match: Matt Folz vs. Beverly Cambridge "Cut the Cord" plays and the crowd goes crazy as Beverly Cambridge makes her way to ringside, slapping hands with fans along the way. She gets in the ring and warms up as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and Matt Folz comes out from behind the curtain. Before Matt can get to the ring, Sebastian Davis comes out and attacks him from behind with a Clangy Pole. Pole shot to Matt's knee takes him down and then several shots to the ribs follow. Sebastian drags Matt over, places his knee on the ring steps and nails it 3 times with the pole. Sebastian picks up Matt's OOWF World Heavyweight Championship which had fallen off during the attack and throws it in the ring, nearly hitting Beverly in the process. Sebastian then rolls Matt into the ring before leaving to a chorus of boos.
Russ: "I'm very sorry folks, I'm not sure we HAVE a main event now."
Matt uses the ropes to pull himself up and motions Beverly to bring it on.
Russ:"Maybe we do after all."
The referee reluctantly calls for the bell and this one is underway. Matt slowly limps to the middle of the ring and locks up with Beverly. Matt with an Irish Whip and a lariat, followed by him dropping an elbow for a one count. Matt tries to follow up with an overhead belly to belly suplex, but he can't get any lift on it and the result is Beverly taking a nasty bump. Matt covers for 2. Matt with another Irish Whip attempt, Beverly reverses. Matt gets 2 steps in and collapses to the ground. Beverly wisely goes after Matt's knee, softening it up before dragging him to the middle of the ring and applying a Figure Four. Matt struggles and barely makes it to the ropes. Beverly breaks clean and as Matt is using the ropes to pull himself up Beverly attempts a big splash in the corner. Matt moves out of the way and Beverly hits her arm hard against the post. Matt immediately locks in an arm bar, looking for the submission but Beverly makes it to the ropes. Matt grits his teeth in pain as he tries to place Beverly on his shoulders for an Angle Slam, but his knee collapses and Beverly lands on top. 1...2....3.
Winner (pinfall, 5:32) and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Beverly Cambridge.
Matt sits up as a stunned Beverly takes the championship from the official. Matt pulls himself to his feet and grabs Beverly’s shoulder. Instinctively, Beverly turns around and is ready to throw hands, but instead gets a respect hug from Matt, who slides out of ring and pounds the mat in frustration while allowing Beverly her moment.
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem: Maple Leaf Massacre 4 (#923) Live! From Windsor, Ontario June 26, 2019
BRIDGET O'MALLEY vs. MAC FLASHER - OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
“Crown on the Ground” blares through the arena with Bridget O’Malley looking quite angry as she power walks to the ring, tightening her kick pads and re-velcroing her gloves as she heads inside. With most of the fans in attendance chanting their support, Bridget bounces off the ropes a few times before “I Get Wet” interrupts. But there’s no Mac Flasher. The song plays about 2 minutes through before halting abruptly. Then “Legend Has It” by Run The Jewels bellows over the arena with Mac striding out. While the reaction isn’t fully negative, it’s still a shock to the Onslaught Champion after almost three years in the company.
Mac’s look of surprise becomes an arrogant smirk as he stands on the apron and looks out to the fans on that side. He climbs into the ring and almost into a kick from Bridget as Masato Misawa has to pull her back at the last second. Mac gestures as he’s feeding nearby ducks while Bridget’s face turns a deep shade of red. Mac grins as Misawa goes over the instructions. Mac hands over the title for Misawa to hold up, which he does. Mac, ever the gentleman, offers a handshake that Bridget offers a Size 10 in reply. With Mac shaking the sting out of his hand, Misawa calls for the bell with Bridget immediately trying to lock Mac in an armbar. Mac’s ring awareness saves him, but since Onslaught Rules …
Mac Flasher has used his first rope break.
Mac backs away from the enraged Bridget, who gives chase with a dropkick that tangles Mac in the ropes. Bridget continues the attack with a few forearm shivers until Misawa pulls Bridget away and chides her. While Mac encourages a warning, nothing of the sort is issued, angering Mac who gets in Misawa’s face and eats a dropkick from Bridget, and this time, falls through the ropes and to the outside. Bridget sizes up Mac’s location and delivers a Burning Bridget (suicide dive) to Mac, pushing him over the barricade and into the fans. Mac scrambles out of the hostile territory and into a right forearm. He falls back with Bridget in pursuit, and is able to pull her face-first into a barricade to gain his first advantage.
Razz: “Now we’ll see what Mac has cooking. A lot of that stuff in the past was to please the fans, now he’s here to hurt people.” Russ: “… But that person on the ground right now was his fiancee. Hell, the wedding might still be on. That proposal in Johnstown might have been for show for all we know. Remember, she did take that ring off before.” Razz: “Please. Just … Stop with the ‘As the World Turns’ nonsense.”
Mac gets to his feet and pulls Bridget up by her hair, rolling her inside before pulling himself up. Bridget stands up and gets a shoulder to the torso for her efforts. Mac then sends a knee to Bridget’s jaw as she was doubled over, snapping her onto the mat. Mac stands over Bridget before grabbing a leg and driving an elbow to the inside of her knee. Mac continues to work on the leg with some rope-aided submissions as he’s fully leaning into this new side.
Russ: “You wonder what made Mac Flasher turn to this side of himself. You wonder why he turned his back on so many supporters. You wonder why he …” Razz: “He made his reasons very clear already. You cannot say that he wasn’t trying to warn everyone of what would happen in Johnstown.” Russ: “But The God Complex welcomed him …” Razz: “He never wanted that, Russ. He went along for Bridget. He did a lot of stuff to go along with what others wanted … In Johnstown, he finally started acting for himself.”
Misawa does eventually catch Mac with his hand gripping the ropes on a half-crab attempt, forcing a break and earning …
Mac Flasher has been given his first warning.
Mac scowls at Misawa and grabs Bridget by the ankle again, only to eat the heel from Bridget’s other foot. Mac stumbles back with Bridget kipping up and running into a lariat from Mac. Mac tries a cover and gets 1. Mac continues the attack with a grinding side headlock that actually works its way into two pinfall tries, each one barely getting 2. Mac lets go of Bridget after she was able to shift her weight onto Mac and get 1. From there Mac tries to grab Bridget’s hair, only to get caught in a small package that gets 2. Bridget then flows into an armbar that she cannot quite lock in as Mac pulls away and rolls under the bottom rope.
Mac Flasher has used his second rope break.
Mac pops up and immediately argues the call with Misawa, claiming that he was out of the attempt before crossing under the ropes. Misawa isn’t having this argument, pointing out that his word is law. Somewhere in the PHWF locker room, John Law nods in approval. Bridget is able to use Mac’s lack of focus against him as she pulls him down with a lungblower and a pinning combination that gets 2. Mac tries to beg off Bridget, who feels a lot feelings surging through her before deciding on kicking Mac’s head off. Three kicks don’t do the trick, but a fourth puts Mac on his back. While loopy, Mac is aware enough to roll out of the ring with Bridget not far behind. Mac, now upright, heads to the timekeeper’s table and usurps Mike Elevenbee’s microphone. He taps it then halts the oncoming Bridget before speaking.
Mac: “Bridget … I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I did what I did. I’m sorry that I …”
Bridget is not buying it for a second, charging in and decking Mac before trying to feed him the microphone. Misawa hops out to pull Bridget away, and …
Bridget O’Malley has been given her first warning.
Bridget argues with Misawa, never seeing the microphone-holding right hand of Mac, which connects on Bridget’s jaw, dropping her in a heap. Misawa takes a second before turning around and seeing Mac just as confused as he is.
Mac takes the lifeless Bridget and rolls her into the ring. Once in the center of the ring, Mac drops to a knee, on Bridget’s stomach, as Misawa makes the count.
Your winner (pinfall, 15:28), AND STILL ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION, Mac Flasher.
Mac celebrates as if the entire arena had been supporting him, but alas he’s pelted with garbage as he quickly jogs to the back as Bridget comes to and asks Misawa what had happened.
LOS DEFENESTRATORS vs. CLAN QUINN – OOWF World Tag Team Title Steel Cage Match
“Do You Like Waffles?” plays out Los Defenestrators and the OOWF World Tag-Team Titles that belong to Clan Quinn, who try to sneak attack Los Defenestrators on the ramp. They succeed in beating the two masked men from from pillar to post, seemingly busting open El Voltaje with a brutal double chairshot. As Moosehead Jack heads back to pick up the dropped OOWF Tag-Team Titles, he tosses the straps down in disgust and shouts “These are replicas!” before braining El Ecosistema with a particularly brutal kendo stick swing. With both men bloodied and unconscious, Firewoman does the honors of unmasking the men to reveal …
Russ: “That’s Johnny Icepick! And that’s Joey Kielbasa under El Ecosistema’s mask! Have we been fooled this whole time?” Razz: “Partner, those are not the masked men that Clan Quinn are looking for. Look in the ring.”
Razz’s command with the camera spinning to inside the ring sees Ecosistema and Voltaje standing with the actual tag-team titles … We think. Ecosistema has a microphone.
Ecosistema: “Hola, Clan Quinn. No puedes ser nine-time champions al meterte en las traps. Hemos set las traps.”
As Ecosistema looks above the ramp, a large net falls about 5 feet behind where the Quinns are standing.
Ecosistema: “¡Fools! ¡Se suponía que supposed to be standing allí atrás! Ahora tenemos que hacer esto ourselves.”
As Los Defenestrators drop outside, the Quinns are quick to meet them and trigger a wild brawl around ringside with Moose clocking Voltaje with a replica championship. All while Davis Hightower waits patiently for the combatants to bring it inside. He waits about 30 seconds before breaking up the clash and instructing both teams inside to start the match proper. Hightower signals for the bell and Moose wastes little time before lunging across the ring and tearing into Voltaje, tossing him over the top rope and onto the apron before delivering a flying forearm that crashes the supposed luchador outside. Firewoman taunts Ecosistema just long enough to get Hightower distracted before dropping down and aiding her brother in a 2-on-1 beatdown complete with ring cables being wrapped around Voltaje’s throat and a long hip toss with the cable snapping Voltage down to the exposed concrete. Thanks, Firewoman! Voltaje writhes in pain as Moose unceremoniously introduces his back to the apron and dumps him back inside.
Russ: “You have to think that Clan Quinn has deemed El Voltaje the weaker of the two.” Razz: “When you’ve been tormented as long as you have by those two, and you’re also Clan Quinn, both men are dead men once you actually get your hands on them.”
Razz’s words almost prove prophetic as Moose destroys Voltaje in the corner with a roaring elbow and knee to the jaw. Moose riles up the pockets of Saints of Sinners supporters scattered throughout the arena. Moose follows up with an exploder suplex and a knee across the throat before reaching back and tagging in Firewoman, all while his shin is still across Voltaje’s throat. Voltaje kicks in protest until Firewoman grabs his legs and delivers a headbutt to the lower abdomen. That allows Firewoman to work the knee as if she owns it and Voltaje has been borrowing it during his lifetime. A stepover toehold draws screams from Voltaje, but no submission. Firewoman then cranks a half-crab with Voltaje struggling to reach the ropes. Finally he manages to grab the ropes, prompting a break from that hold, but not a break from the beating as Firewoman drives Voltaje’s knee to the mat about five times before Ecosistema runs in to stop the beating, but only allowing it to get worse when Hightower escorts Ecosistema back to his corner and Moose to “tag back in” complete with the interrogation Hightower and “honesty” from the Quinns.
Moose, now the owner of Voltaje’s knee, chooses more high-impact than submission, hitting a modified atomic drop with Voltaje’s knee hitting Moose’s. As Voltaje can barely stand, Moose dropkicks the wounded leg and hammers away strictly by punching the side of his knee. While not a submission, Voltaje grabs the ropes to gain a respite. Hightower requests a break. Moose grants it and then picks up Voltaje and drapes his leg over the top rope in a Hammock of Woe, I guess, with both Moose and Firewoman working the knee as Hightower tries multiple methods to get the Quinns off Voltaje before Ecosistema runs in with handfuls of churro dust for both Quinns and Hightower, though Ecosistema seems distraught that Hightower was accidentally blinded.
Razz: “Now’s your chance, Eco! Get revenge for that broken neck!” Russ: “Wait … Didn’t you say in Johnstown that it couldn’t be Eco because that neck would stay broken?” Razz: “Well … Ummmm … Hey, Russ! Would you look at that?”
Ecosistema comes in a house of Taco Bell Diablo Sauce, smashing both Quinns with whatever part of the ring is most convenient while Voltaje slumps to the outside. Ecosistema then slingshots himself into both Quinns, sending Moose to the outside and leaving Firewoman very groggy inside. Ecosistema looks to see that Hightower is still trying to get the cinnamon-sugar powder out of his eyes before starting to untie his mask and revealing …
Russ: “Why is he choosing now to unmask? It has to be Ecosystem! No way that Junichiro Muyo’s ego could let this go under cover for this long without revealing that this was his work!”
… An El Voltaje mask. Ecosistema delivers The Total Coincidence on Firewoman with Hightower crawling over to count 3, with Firewoman kicking out at 3.01.
Your winners (pinfall, 15:39), AND ACTUALLY OOWF WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS, Los Defenestrators!
Ecosistema runs out to grab the championships and celebrate with Voltaje, who recognizes the mask as his own pattern and is quite confused. Despite Ecosistema’s loud cry of “SOY ECOSISTEMA” Voltaje limps away quickly shouting “¡Aléjate, doppelganger!” with the Quinns inside trying to sort out what just happened, but not before Firewoman picks up Ecosistema’s mask for safe keeping.
KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. KIERAN BOURNE vs. STACY KIRKLAND – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
After a long back and forth match, Stacy rolls up Bourne and gets a quick three. WINNER in 25:21 – Stacy Kirkland
SEBASTIAN DAVIS vs. JACK BULLET vs. BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Most of the match consists of Bev and Bullet fighting in the ring while Folz and Davis brawl around the ring. The end comes when Mac Flasher walks to ringside and watches the events. Jack Bullet seems to take exception to this and jaws with Flasher for a moment, which allows Folz to hit the Olympic slam and get the pin to retain his title. WINNER in 45:22 – Matt Folz
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#922) Live! From Maryville, New York June 19, 2019
THE DARLINGS vs. ZED & KYLIE MIGNOLIO
Kylie gets the pin for her team when she catches Alex in the Florida key for the three count. During the match, Zed appears to suffer a knee injury, he is helped to the back just before Kylie gets the pin WINNERS in 14:09 – Kylie Mignolio & Zed
SEBASTIAN DAVIS vs. JACK BULLET vs. BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE
Bullet gets the win when he superkicks a chair into Davis’ face, sending him out of the ring, then catches Bev in a small package. WINNER in 25:11 – Jack Bullet
After the match, Davis attacks Bullet and leaves him lying in a pool of blood, Bev tries to help Bullet, but she gets a chair shot to the head for her trouble
LOS DEFENESTRATORS vs. CLAN QUINN
No contest, match never even starts, the two teams brawl around the arean and out into the night. Los Def make their escape in a waiting, running, glass truck. WINNER – No Contest
KIERAN BOURNE vs. STACY KIRKLAND
Kirkland wins via ref stoppage when he rules that, after taking a mid-rope DDT, Bourne was unable to continue. The fact that Bourne was standing on his feet when this decision was made seems irrelevant. WINNER in 7:32 via referee stoppage – Stacy Kirkland
BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. MAC FLASHER
Flasher comes to the ring, waits for Bridget, but before the bell rings, he flips her off and walks out taking the count out loss. Bridget, and the crowd, are NOT at all pleased about this. WINNER via countout in :10 – Bridget O’Malley
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OOWF Hometown Heroes (#919) Live! From Johnstown, Pennsylvania Sunday, June 16, 2019
LOS DEFENESTRATORS vs. CLAN QUINN
As El Ecosistema and El Voltaje enter the arena with the OOWF Tag Team Titles that don’t belong to them, Clan Quinn bum rushes the masked pair, attacking both with chairs on the ramp. Firewoman starts to work over Ecosistema as Moosehead Jack does the same to Voltaje. With OOWF Security spilling onto the ramp, Clan Quinn is de-chaired, but that only stops so much of the violence as Firewoman dons a set of brass knuckles and drills Ecosistema in the jaw, knocking him silly and affording her a chance to work on his mask. All of this is happening as Moose has Voltaje tied in the ropes by his throat with a series of shots to the ribs and gut.
Firewoman has the strings of Ecosistema’s mask untied as the totally not Ecosystem wrestler pulls down on the mask to keep it on. A well-placed groin shot moves Ecosistema’s hands to a different area as Firewoman has the mask halfway off. Just as Firewoman seems to have the mask in her grasp, the public address system blares out “Happy” stopping everything in that frame. A look of pure rage washed over Firewoman’s face as Junichiro Muyo’s entrance video plays, but there’s no Ecosystem.
Russ: “COULD. IT. BE? Is this a return that Firewoman has been dreading and denying since El Ecosistema made his way back to OOWF?” Razz: “Expect the man behind this music to come out in a wheelchair. That neck will still be broken.”
This smokescreen gives Ecosistema the chance to reapply his mask, pull a stale churro from his tights and waylay Firewoman in the back of her head. Voltaje had freed himself as he and Moose have engaged in a one-for-one slap contest with Voltaje gaining an advantage before Moose knees him in the gut and tosses him into the barricade. Moose charges up the ramp only to get a flying forearm for his troubles. Voltaje runs up the ramp as referee Angelo Barros remains in the center of the ring with a look of frustration on his face before he just waves the match off.
Ladies and gentlemen, OOWF referee Angelo Barros has declared this match, a no-contest.
While the announcement nullifies the scheduled bout, it does nothing to stop the brawl as Ecosistema pulls another churro from his tights and stuffs it in Moose’s mouth. As Moose tries to get the tasty treat out of his mouth, Voltaje drills him with “his” OOWF Tag Team championship. Firewoman hits an overhead suplex on Ecosistema off the ramp and onto a conveniently placed stack of boxes, crashing him softly to the floor. Firewoman drops down to search for Ecosistema, who has crawled into a box at the base of the stack and began to scuttle away, only to run into an enraged Firewoman, who pulls the box off Ecosistema and gets a handful of churro dust to the face as Ecosistema bolts into the path of Moose, who has disposed of Voltaje and has procured Happy Deth Bat IV in the process. A wild swing misses Ecosistema and comes within inches of hitting Firewoman. While Moose turns around to find Ecosistema, both masked men are atop the ramp holding Clan Quinn’s championships chanting “OCHO TIME! OCHO TIME! OCHO TIME!” before getting chased to the back by Moose and Firewoman.
SEBASTIAN DAVIS vs. ZED
“Glory” plays out a battered Sebastian Davis, showing some of the effects of the beating he received on Saturday, but that doesn’t stop him from telling anyone who will listen that he’s better than anyone in the locker room, or in the building. With Sebastian in the ring, “Reverend BRICK~! Superstar” plays, bringing out The Reverend BRICK~!, who has a microphone in one hand and a collection plate in the other.
Rev. BRICK~!: “Johnstown! Are you ready to be blessed by the last true hero in OOWF? Are you ready to see Sebastian Davis get his comeuppance for his pride and bloodlust? For his envy of those who hold championships? Are you ready to cast a flood in this city to …”
The crowd boos Rev. BRICK~! vehemently.
Rev. BRICK~!: “Right. Right. Wishing for floods is a no-no is this town. Nevertheless, are you ready to see Zed bless this man with …”
Zed, tired of waiting, jogs out, with the effects of Sebastian’s attack showing. There’s not much time for Mel Creech to call for a bell before Zed hammers away at Sebastian with a series of rights and a left uppercut to send over the top. Sebastian lands on the apron, but is quickly clotheslined to the floor as Zed shouts a few words not endorsed by Rev. BRICK~! Sebastian’s way. Sebastian climbs back into the ring, instructing Creech to keep Zed at bay before trying to sneak a cheap shot in on the Carolinian, getting a right to the jaw in the process. Zed begins to work over Sebastian with a snap mare and series of kicks to the back and neck before Shining Wizard gets 1.5. Sebastian tries to roll out of the ring, but is grabbed by Zed, who stands him up, whips him into the ropes and hits him with a leg lariat that never gets a cover as Sebastian rakes the eyes of Zed just as he leaned over. Sebastian is first to his feet and starts to pummel Zed with forearm strikes and hammerfists, taking him to the corner and delivering a lariat and another rake to the eyes.
Razz: “If he can’t see you, he can’t fight you. While it’s not in the spirit of the rules, Sebastian shows that he’s the smartest fighter in OOWF.” Russ: “Spirit of the rules? It’s a gross violation of the rules. If it was anyone other than Mel Creech in those stripes, Sebastian Davis might be disqualified.”
Sebastian continues his assault, stomping away at Zed’s back and shoulders before trying to lock him in a Camel Clutch. Zed is able to fight out of it, but it’s Sebastian maintaining the advantage with an elbow drop to Zed’s neck, which gets segued into a side headlock with Sebastian leaning his weight onto Zed’s neck and shoulders. With Creech checking down on Zed, he’s not aware of Sebastian trying to prop his feet on the bottom rope. The cat-and-mouse game between Sebastian and Creech is played as Sebastian is able to drop his feet just as Creech peeks over Sebastian. Zed, who is almost fully drained, is reenergized by the Johnstown fans and Rev. BRICK~!, getting to his knees and finally breaking the headlock with a swift elbow to the gut. As Sebastian is doubled over, Zed runs the ropes with something in mind, but is cut off by a Pounce that sends Zed tumbling through the ropes.
Sebastian catches his air as Zed tries to collect his wits. All the while, Creech’s count gets to 7 before Rev. BRICK~! helps Zed to his feet. Zed gets to the apron and cuts off a charging Sebastian with a right cross. Sebastian tries again and gets another right. This time, Sebastian is doubled over, giving Zed a chance to slingshot in and get a Sunset flip that gets 2 before Sebastian bucks Zed off, sending him face-first into the turnbuckles. Zed turns around and right into a spinebuster. That gets 2 as Zed shoots a shoulder off of the mat. A middle-rope knee drop follows and also gets 2. Sebastian stands Zed up and tries to get him up for a Spring Break Plunge, but Zed blocks both tries and pulls Sebastian into a small package that gets 2 before Sebastian can shift the weight onto Zed for 2. The two roll around on the mat, exchanging 2 counts before getting tangled in the ropes. As Creech gets the two untangled, Sebastian grabs the collection plate from Rev. BRICK~! and blasts Zed, sending change all over the mat. Sebastian pockets a $20 bill before snapping Zed up and driving him down in his second try at a Spring Break Plunge. That gets 3 and Rev. BRICK~! protests with Creech almost immediately.
Your winner (pinfall, 14:20), Sebastian Davis!
Rev. BRICK~! grabs the collection plate and tries to give Sebastian what for, but the Texan has rolled out of the ring where he sends taunts Zed, Rev. BRICK~!, the fans and likely anyone who has ever been in Johnstown before heading to the back.
JACK BULLET & KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. THE DARLINGS
“Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet and Kylie Mignolio make their way to the ringside area, soaking in the cheers from the Johnstown fans, all while discussing in-ring strategy as Kylie’s partner, Bridget O’Malley, has herself in something different tonight. The two stand in the ring as “Radioactive” hits to bring out the Darling Twins. Alexander and Alexis receive cheers, but not as vociferous as the ones their opponents received. Nevertheless, The Darlings enter the ring and stretch on the ropes with Masami Misawa inspecting all combatants for foreign – or domestic – objects and calling for the bell.
Alexander and Kylie start for their respective teams with Kylie using her quickness and lack of size to her advantage, escaping almost anything that Alexander was looking to try. A few chants of “3-1” start, but Alexander seems unimpressed by the effort, all while Alexis is on the outside gesturing with a side of mockery that she can’t hear the chants. While that’s going on, Alexander is able to cinch a waistlock on Kylie, grappling her down to the mat, with a Peterson Roll that gets 1. Kylie pops up and gets swept down by Alexander, who misses an elbow drop and kips up just as Kylie does the same. That gets a polite applause from the Johnstown faithful. Jack extends his hand into the ring, asking to tag in. Kylie is cool with that as she tags Jack in. Jack and Alexander chain-wrestle the hell out of each other for a good 90 seconds with a stand-off that has both men nodding in respect. Alexis tags herself in and gets tripped up by Jack as a result of her eagerness. Jack allows Alexis to get to her feet and tries to wrestle her down, getting her in a referee’s position before she’s able to escape. The younger Alexis waits for Jack to gather what happened, waving at him as he looks up to see Alexis in a vertical position. Jack tries to grapple with Alexis again, only for Alexis to stop that with a shove and a few strong-style kicks. Jack backs off, but not far enough as Alexis connects with a running knee just below Jack’s throat, sending him to a neutral corner. Alexis charges, but Jack is able to step away, allowing Alexis to go chest-first into the turnbuckle. Jack turns Alexis around, and tags in Kylie, who sprints in and monkey flips Alexis before before a handspring moonsault gets 2. Alexis stands up, grabs Kylie by the hair and vaults her over the top and onto the apron. Kylie sticks the landing, and avoids a shoulder tackle by Alexis, dropping down and sending a kick to the jaw that leaves her dazed between the top and middle ropes. A running knee lift is next for Alexis, bouncing her neck off the top rope before she slinks to the mat. Kylie heads back to the ring and tries a DDT from her knees, only for the stronger Alexis to block it and shove her off. Kylie tries again, only to get tossed through the ropes with her head hitting the apron on the way out.
Russ: “Usually Kylie Mignolio is so good at avoiding disaster by using her agility. That … Was not one of those cases.” Razz: “Not only will that compromise her team’s chances tonight, but if there are any lingering effects, this could be the opening that The Darlings need to start their comeback against The Frenemies.”
Alexis heads to the outside and escorts Kylie into the ring and into her team’s corner. From there, The Darlings exchange quick tags with heavy strikes and tandem offense beating Kylie down further. Kylie is on spaghetti legs as Alexander, now the legal combatant, hits a devastating lariat to get 2. A crucifix bomb gets 2, only when Jack comes in to make the save. Misawa chides Jack and takes him back to the corner as Alexander hits a slingshot suplex on Kylie to get 2, before a foot gets draped on the ropes. Alexander drags Kylie to the center of the ring drops a few knees on the inside of Kylie’s leg before trying to procure the Darling Money-Clip on Kylie. Alexander leans back and drops all of his weight onto Kylie’s back, causing great screams and agony as she cannot move an inch closer to the ropes, just as it looks like Kylie is about to tap out, Jack rushes in again and drills Alexander with a clothesline from behind. Misawa again has to take Jack the back, but the save does allow Kylie get some space. Kylie tries to crawl to Jack, but has her ankle grabbed by Alexander, who drags her across the canvas to Alexis, who tags in and begins another series of double teams and heavy strikes, eventually ending with Alexander in the ring as the legal man again. With a smirk on his face, Alexander locks Kylie in a sleeper hold, but that becomes his undoing as Kylie drops down and forces the top of her head to collide with Alexander’s jaw.
With Jack pounding on the top turnbuckle, Kylie is able to lunge and make the tag with Jack coming in with fists of fire for Alexander and an Irish Whip into Alexander for Alexis. As the two collide, Jack drops Alexis with a Silver Bullet DDT and delivers a belly-to-belly suplex onto Alexander for 2. Kylie recovers and hits a top-rope cross-body to take out Alexis as the two tumble through the ropes. Inside the ring, Jack and Alexander slug it out with Jack hitting an Eagle Splash on Alexander in the corner. Jack loads up a Talon and gets Alexander up for a Talon Slam, but is cut off by Alexis hitting a spear into Jack, creating all kinds of carnage in the ring. As three bodies lay on the mat, Kylie pulls herself onto the apron and begs to be tagged in. Jack, still without his wits, crawls to a neutral corner before making his way to Kylie, who tags in and immediately scales the turnbuckles. A moonsault onto Alexis incapacitates her before Kylie hits a running knee on Alexander. Kylie heads back to the top and tries a cross-body on a woozy Alexander but gets caught. That edge is short-lived as Jack kneels behind Alexander, toppling him with Kylie on top. The sudden fall winds Alexander long enough to get 3.
Your winners (18:54), Kylie Mignolio and “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet!
Kylie and Jack celebrate in the ring, appearing to rekindle some of their out-of-the-ring chemistry before Alexis separates the two. Alexander stands beside his sister as tension mounts. Alexanders offers a hand, and Alexis reluctantly does the same, with Jack and Kylie shaking those hands. The sportsmanship pleases everyone but Razz as Kylie and Jack continue their celebration while Alexander and Alexis try to gather what went wrong.
KIERAN BOURNE vs. STACY KIRKLAND
Kieran Bourne stands in the ring, suspiciously eyeballing “Junior” Hale, who has drawn the assignment for this match. “Bad Mama Jama” brings out “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland, who tries to defend her DDT Ironman Heavy Metal Championship against many ringside fans, but is halted by OOWF Security. Stacy rolls into the ring and stares at Hale before he looks down to the mat and calls for the bell. Kieran opens with a shotgun dropkick that startles Stacy and sends her to the corner, but before Kieran can follow up, Hale stops him in the name of making sure that Stacy has enough time to recover after the dastardly attack. Kieran tries to step around Hale, but gets nowhere before Stacy hits a Lou Thesz Press from the middle turnbuckle and rains down blatant fists on Kieran, all while Hale sees nothing wrong. Kieran shoves Stacy off and argues with Hale, who is having none of this protest. Stacy tries to sneak attack Kieran, but he ducks a punch that is stopped inches from Hale’s face. Kieran scampers behind and rolls up Stacy for a slow 2.
Kieran has some issues with Hale’s cadence but is told to focus on the match. Kieran turns around and eats a forearm from Stacy and a pin attempt that gets 2, but barely 1 under most officials. Kieran kips up and sends an uppercut to Stacy’s jaw, going for a cover and getting 1. Kieran stays on the offensive but keeps an eye on Hale, who is loudly instructing Kieran the difference between right and wrong. Hale’s chatter is enough to throw Kieran off his rhythm a bit, as he whiffs on a Superkick and into a lungblower from Stacy.
Russ: “While Kieran isn’t the most pristine individual in OOWF, you get the feeling that he’s getting the shaft from ‘Junior’ Hale in that ring.” Razz: “‘Junior’ is just trying to officiate the match as per his judgment. Kieran has to respect the officiating or he’ll pay a heavy price.”
Stacy goes for a cover that gets 2. She opens a ground-and-pound attack that is as unorthodox as most have seen in a wrestling ring, but it works as Stacy opens a cut on Kieran’s forehead. This allows Stacy an opportunity to bite into the cut, while Hale is applying latex gloves with his back to the action. Kieran shoves off Stacy as Hale dives in to check Kieran’s cut, which hasn’t even really started bleeding out. Hale gives a standing 8 count to a very annoyed Kieran. Looks at the cut again. Sees a trifling amount of blood on his glove and calls for the bell, much to the confusion of everyone. Hale drops to the timekeeper’s table and confers with Mike Elevenbee.
Ladies and gentlemen, referee “Junior” Hale has stopped this match 10 minutes and 38 seconds, due to blood loss from Kieran Bourne. Therefore, your winner (referee stoppage) is “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland!
Kieran is incensed by the decision, tearing out of the ring to get in Hale’s face. Hale pays Kieran very little mind as Stacy heads to the outside and drops an axehandle onto Hale after Kieran moved away. Kieran tosses Stacy into the barricade before picking Hale up and in position for a Lifting DDT. Officials and OOWF Security pour out from the back to stop Kieran, who roughly drops Hale onto his feet before turning around into a Superkick from Stacy. The striped- and yellow-shirted detail halt the brewing brawl as Stacy checks on Hale momentarily.
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. TBA
With Beverly Cambridge standing in the ring, next to Masato Misawa as General Manager Vic DeNiro steps out onto the ramp. There is confusion amongst everyone in the arena, as Vic climbs into the ring and asks for a microphone.
Vic: “Beverly. Tonight, you were scheduled to face Matt Folz. Unfortunately, Mr. Folz is unable to compete after the attack he suffered this past Wednesday on MidWeek Mayhem at the hands of Sebastian Davis. While, we cannot give you Mr. Folz, you will have an opponent tonight, right here in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. That opponent is …”
“Glory” by The Score plays as an irate Sebastian Davis steps out, with a microphone in hand.
Sebastian: “So, you mean to tell me on a show that didn’t have John Law or Sizzlechest Manbeef-Cox on it, that you’re making me wrestle twice? I already proved that I am THE BEST. THING. GOING. in OOWF by beating Zed, 1-2-3 in that ring after a brutal attack by Moosehead Jack last night. Winning twice in one night does nothing but prove to the entire world that I am the uncrowned World Champion. So think very hard before you authorize this bout. Because a hurricane …”
Vic: “Yes. Yes. You’ll huff and you’ll puff and you’ll blow this arena down. While you’re doing that, Mr. Davis; you can face Beverly Cambridge, who holds a higher ranking on our World Title contenders list than you do. Beat her, and maybe these boasts are justified.”
Sebastian: “This is on YOUR hands, bud.”
Sebastian rolls into the ring and tries to get a quick attack on Beverly, but is held off by Misawa, who then calls for the bell. Sebastian, a bit worse for wear after the previous 24 hours, is tripped up by a drop toe hold with Beverly flowing the action into a bridging chinlock. Misawa checks on Davis, who shouts obscenities at the official before Beverly loses grip on the bridge thanks to a Greco-Roman bite from Sebastian. Misawa chides Sebastian for the illegal act, with Sebastian’s watch-my-beer bluster sending him right into a dropkick. That tips Sebastian off to the idea of taking a powder on the outside, all while Beverly is mockingly inviting him back inside.
Russ: “Do you get the feeling that Sebastian Davis is getting punished for his attack on Matt Folz?” Razz: “This isn’t punishment. That will come when Matt Folz returns. This is merely giving Beverly Cambridge something to do in Matt’s absence.”
Sebastian reenters the ring and again tries to get a cheapshot in on Beverly, who sidesteps the right hand and takes that arm with the intent of a LaBell Lock. Sebastian is too strong, but that doesn’t stop Beverly from adapting and sending the Texan to the mat with an arm drag. Beverly holds on to that arm, wringing it with a knee in Sebastian’s face all while Misawa is checking for a submission. Sebastian isn’t about that life, again loudly and profanely telling Misawa that he’s not getting that submission here. Beverly tries to pull the arm back into an arm bar, but Sebastian wraps his legs around the bottom rope, prompting Misawa to force a break. Beverly obliges, but not before getting a right cross to the jaw from Sebastian. Misawa tells Sebastian about the rules prohibiting such things. Sebastian makes a gesture akin to feeding the ducks as Beverly dropkicks Sebastin from behind, almost causing a collision with Misawa. Only Misawa’s ability to jump onto the top turnbuckle prevented disaster.
Russ: “That could have ended an official’s career. Masato Misawa suffered a brutal neck injury in 2012 and we almost saw a collision which would have probably paralyzed that young man.” Razz: “It’s the risk he runs anytime that he steps into that ring, but it’s not a thing that anyone would want to see.”
Beverly continues to fluster Sebastian with a few quick strikes and kicks, dropping him on his backside. That sets up a shotgun dropkick in the corner. As Beverly grabs Sebastian’s boot, he is able to pull her by the hair and send her shoulder-first into the ringpost. This finally gives Sebastian the opening he needs as Beverly slinks through the ropes and falls outside. Sebastian heads to the outside and opts to give Beverly’s shoulder a tour of all four ringposts. Sebastian sends Beverly into the ring and starts his assault, stomping away before Beverly is 100 percent in the ring. Misawa steps in to stop Sebastian and gets shoved to the mat, creating an instant emergency as OOWF Medical wastes no time in rushing to the ring to tend to Misawa. While that’s going on, Sebastian sends Beverly’s head into apron before searching under the ring for his weapon of choice, a clangy pole. Sebastian works over an increasingly defenseless Beverly with the pole as Medical and officials tend to Misawa, who is groggy and moving his limbs. All the while Sebastian has busted Beverly open with the pole and delivers a Cattle Driver to her on the outside mats as Vic DeNiro rushes to ringside.
All the while,
Your winner (disqualification, 13:45), Beverly Cambridge.
As Beverly lay on the outside mats, Sebastian stares the GM down and repeats “Give me, Folz” and “This is on you, Vic!” in alternating snaps before exiting to a rainfall of trash and debris. Misawa, now seated, rubs his neck as some Medical personnel drop down to assist Beverly.
BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. MAC FLASHER – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
The feed cuts to an earlier interaction between General Manager Vic DeNiro and Mac Flasher in Mac’s locker room.
Vic: “MacIntosh. I understand your reluctance in taking this match, but I do appreciate that you eventually signed on.”
Mac: “Well, my hands were tied by a number of factors, so what choice did I have.”
Vic: “The choice was always yours, but you only saw the negative consequences and figured that the world was against you. They were in place, because I knew you’d do the right thing and take this match with Ms. O’Malley. Just know, that anything you do to disqualify yourself from this match will not only cost you the Onslaught Championship, but it will ban you from future OOWF World Title matches for a time period of my discretion.”
Mac: “Well, thanks again for giving me the illusion of a choice.”
The feed cuts to the present time as Mac is conversing with The Reverend BRICK~!
Mac: “So help me, if one Saint sets foot in that ring … I’m …”
Rev. BRICK~!: “You have my assurance that you and Bridget will have the safest match that has ever taken place in this town. This is your hometown, enjoy it for once.”
Bridget O'Malley vs. Mac Flasher – OOWF Onslaught Championship match The feed rejoins the ringside area as “Crown on the Ground” plays out Bridget O’Malley to a thunderous ovation. She glad-hands seemingly the entire arena before heading into the ring and getting checked by Davis Hightower. While Bridget’s music fades, “I Get Wet” draws out Mac Flasher, who is appreciative of the applause but looks over his shoulder and around the arena to make sure that everything is on the up and up. As Mac heads inside, “Reverend BRICK~! Superstar” brings out the mentor of The God Complex, the Reverend BRICK~!, who is all smiles as he makes his way ringside. Once inside, he pulls a microphone out of the inside of his jacket.
Rev. BRICK~!: “Friends, we are here to witness the totally safe main event between two hometown competitors in Bridget O’Malley and Mac Flasher. At no point during this match will there be any nefarious actions from the outside. There will be no attacks on either Miss O’Malley or Mr. Flasher. To ensure this, I have enlisted a security unit more efficient than OOWF Security. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you … The HOLY HANDS OF ANTIOCH!”
Mac rolls his eyes as 20 men in choir robes surround the ring. Bridget seems to be OK with this as Rev. BRICK~! blesses the ring with the contents of his fountain Sprite from the arena’s concession stand. Before Hightower can call for the bell, Mac requests the microphone and sighs before reaching into his pocket.
Mac: “Bridget. I’ve taken this bout. I’ve gotten this back from Stacy Kirkland. But before we hear a bell ring, I need to know …”
Mac drops to a knee as the crowd erupts.
Mac: “Bridget Jean O’Malley, will you …”
The arena lights go out as darkness is the only thing anyone in the arena or watching on OOWF.tv – free for $6.66 a month – can see for roughly the next 90 seconds. The house lights turn back on and all 20 members of The Holy Hands of Antioch are in varying levels of unconsciousness on the outside mats. In the ring are Moosehead Jack, Firewoman and “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland.
Russ: “NOT EVEN THE GOD COMPLEX COULD KEEP THIS MATCH SAFE! THE SAINTS OF SINNERS ARE HERE AND MAC AND BRIDGET ARE IN TROUBLE!” Razz: “It was Mac’s fault for taking this match. He knew this would happen and … Well, this is his bed that he’s made.” Russ: “But Mac was …” Razz: “Yeah. Yeah. Bridget would have said yes and they’d have shared a moment. But now we’re spared of that nonsense.”
Mac, now standing, and Bridget stand back to back as The Saints of Sinners surround the pair. No one has made a move toward either Mac or Bridget as Mac turns around, spins Bridget in front of him and delivers a Flash Drive while yelling for Hightower to call for the bell. Hightower, with his jaw on the floor, obliges as The Saints of Sinners and about 4,000 fans have no idea what to make of what they just witnessed. Hightower counts an academic 3.
Your winner (pinfall, :05), and STILL OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION, Mac Flasher!
Mac heads to the outside and blows right through The Saints of Sinners, who were more impressed than anything. As they head to the inside to pick the carcass of Bridget, the wrestling contingent of The God Complex comes in through the crowd to prevent further damage. Mac, now getting showered by the best concessions that the arena has to offer, looks at his Onslaught title and takes one glance toward the ring before heading to the back. All the while, Bridget, now conscious, is sobbing while clutching to the velvet-covered box that was in Mac’s pocket just moments earlier. Zed and Kylie Mignolio try to console Bridget as best they can as a borderline riot atmosphere and a “FUCK YOU, MAC!” chant fills the arena to set the soundtrack as the broadcast is just about to sign off.
Russ: “I’m not sure why that happened. I’m not sure what that accomplished. But Mac Flasher has turned his back on the one person who has been in his corner for so long. A woman who did just about everything for him. As far as I’m concerned, Mac Flasher can go fuck himself.” Razz: “Mac! Buddy! Call me! Let’s go get wings some time!”
The feed fades out with the camera zoomed in on Bridget’s trembling hand holding the velvet-covered box.
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#920) Live! From North Hero, Vermont June 12, 2019
FRENEMIES vs. THE DARLINGS – Best of Seven Series, Match 4
Little bit of controversy to end this one. After a grueling thirty minute match, Alex catches Bridget with a bridging German suplex. The referee counts three, but replay shows that Bridget rolled her shoulder just before the three count, while Alex’s were still on the mat. The referee confers with the announcer after watching the replay on the OOTron and awards the victory to the Frenemies. WINNERS in 33:29 – Frenemies – Frenemies lead 3-1
FIREWOMAN vs. EL VOLTAJE
Voltaje stalls to start, which only angers Fire even more. When she finally DOES get her hands on him, she absolutely decimates him. Ecosistema makes his way to the ring and slides Voltaje a chain, which he uses to bust Fire open and sway the match to his favor. Moose comes out and goes after Ecosistema, and they fight to the back. Inside the ring, El Voltaje lines up for another shot with the chain, but Fire moves out of the way, drops Voltaje with a superkick, then a FIRESTOMP then finishes him off with the BEST FIRESAULT EVER! WINNER in 9:21 – Firewoman
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. ECOSISTEMA
La Ecosistema makes his goofy way to the ring, and the fans cheer, ever impressed by the comedy, even though he's got the Tag Team belt. He hands it off to the timekeeper for safety's sake. Moosehead Jack comes down and just does not wait for any kind of bell-ringing things, he just goes right after Ecosistema, and definitely takes out years of anger towards Ecosystem on the masked totally-not Ecosystem opponent. He knocks La Ecosistema loopy, and repeatedly bashes his head into the ringpost, making Barros intervene. Not for long, because Moose gets past Barros, but it's just enough time for Ecosistema to regroup and roll out of the ring. Moose follows him out and the chase is on! They circle the ring once, and on the second go around, Ecosistema climbs the corner and turns to nail Moose in the face with a well placed boot. Barros warns him but since no one was actually in the ring, there's not much else to do. Moose has staggered back enough, and Ecosistema back in the ring hits the far ropes to give him momentum. He leaps to the top of the ropes and SUICIDE PLANCHA onto Moose on the floor. The two men struggle to get to their feet and get there about the same time. Moose hits a Chimera Plex and then rolls into the ring. Moose stares down at Ecosistema, mocking him, as Barros counts. Moose dares him to get back into the ring. La Ecosistema is on his feet and staggers over to the time keepers table to catch his breath. Barros gets to 10 and calls for the bell.
Winner via countout in 13:15....MOOSEHEAD JACK~!
La Ecosistema turns to the ring, and grins...as he's got the Tag Team belt AGAIN~! Moose bails out to chase him, but La Ecosistema is over the barricade and through the crowd in a flash. Moose pursues him anyway, tossing chairs and fans out of his way.
KIERAN BOURNE vs. ZED vs. MAC FLASHER
Great action in this one, all three men get near falls and the crowd is behind everyone, well, except Bourne, they aren’t really sure what to think of him yet. The end comes when Zed tries to leapfrog a charging Bourne, but doesn’t get quite enough air and Bourne’s head slams right into Zed’s groin. Zed falls to the mat in agony, Bourne lands and turns around and gets superkicked out of the ring by Mac, Mac then falls on Zed and hooks him hard to score the pin and the win. WINNER in 18:31 – Mac Flasher
SEBASTIAN DAVIS vs. JACK BULLET vs. STACY KIRKLAND
This match never gets started. Davis and Bullet immediately start brawling when Davis attacks Bullet from behind. As they fight at the top of the ramp, Kirkland is announced and walks right by them and heads to the ring. As the fight at the top of the ramp continues, Kirkland steps between the ropes and demands the bell ring. It does, she stands there for ten seconds while they fight and the referee calls for the bell. This one is already over! WINNER via countout in :10 – Stacy Kirkland
Kirkland grabs her title and heads to the back, pausing for a moment to laugh at Davis and Bullet, who are still fighting.
Russ: What the hell just happened? Razz: Kirkland worked smarter, not harder! Russ: That is no way for a competitor to behave! Razz: Is it lonely on Planet Russ?
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. MATT FOLZ – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
"Cut the Cord" plays and a very focused Beverly Cambridge makes her way out to massive applause. She warms up in the corner as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion Matt Folz makes his way out. He hands his Championship to the referee as Mike Elevenbee starts the introductions.
ME: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Main Event of the Evening. One fall to a finish with no time limit and It is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first in the corner to my left, she is a former OOWF World Champion, from Staten Island New York, 5'8 and weighing 130 pounds BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE! And now in the corner to my right, he is the reigning and defending OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. From Green Bay Wisconsin, 6'5 and weighing 225 pounds MATT FOLZ!
Matt smiles and extends his hand as the bell rings, saying "Let's have some fun." Beverly nods with a smile of her own and accepts the handshake. The two cautiously circle around one another before locking up. Matt slips behind her and tries a German Suplex, but Beverly blocks and rolls him into a roll up that gets a quick 2.5 count. Both are back quickly to their feet but Beverly's quicker, taking Matt over with an arm drag and then a lighting fast running knee that gets another 2 count. Beverly goes to pick Matt up but the Champion rolls her into a small package for 2. As both get up, Matt buries a knee in Beverly's gut and follows with a snap suplex. Matt with a teardrop suplex and he grabs Beverly's legs and cradles for 2. Beverly reverses for 2 and Matt re reverses for a 2. Matt shoots Beverly off the ropes and takes her down with a drop toe hold and follows up with a hard back elbow to the face. Matt with a La Magistral Cradle for 2. Matt with a Rude Awakening and he heads up top looking for a frog splash, but Beverly moves out of the way. Matt crashes down hard and Beverly takes a minute to clear her head before going on the attack.
Beverly pulls Matt up to a seated position and nails several hard kicks to Matt's back and ribs before pulling him to his feet and hitting a Codebreaker for 2. Beverly with a shoulderbreaker and she puts Matt in a hammerlock and propels his shoulder into the turnbuckle. Beverly with two hard knees to Matt's shoulder. Beverly tries for the La Bella Lock but Matt reaches the ropes before she has it applied. Beverly gives a clean break and backs to the middle of the ring as Matt gets to his feet. Beverly is about to continue her onslaught but is distracted as Kieran Bourne comes to ringside and gets up on the apron to talk trash. Both Beverly and Matt rush over and nail Kieran with a forearm, causing him to fall off the apron and hit his head hard on the concrete. Beverly thanks Matt for the help, then immediately trips him down and applies the La Bella Lock! Matt struggles but just reaches out with every inch of his 6'5 frame to barely reach the bottom rope. Beverly breaks, Matt gets to his feet and the two start exchanging chops. The crowd boos as Sebastian Davis enters the ring. Sebastian sneaks up behind Matt and starts to swing with Brass Knuckles. Matt turns his head just in time and naturally ducks, causing Sebastian to nail Beverly instead. The bell rings as Matt tackles Sebastian and throws him through the ropes.
As Matt turns to check on Beverly, Sebastian gets to his feet grabs a chair and slides back into the ring. Sebastian clips Matt from behind using the chair. Sebastian slams the chair down repeatedly on Matt's knee before dragging him over to the corner and slamming his knee into the ringpost. Sebastian with a ringpost figure four. Beverly gets to her feet and looks to help Matt, but Keiran trips her from behind and drags her out of the ring. Keiran lays Beverly out with a Face Your Fear on the concrete. Keiran leaves with a smile on his face. The Saints come racing out looking to get their hands on Davis, but he slinks away through the crowd before they can reach him. Fire, Moose and Stacy help a badly limping Matt to the back as OOWF Medical personnel come out to tend to an unconscious Beverly.
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