OOWF New Year's Evil PPV (#895) Live! From Makaklio, Hawaii December 30, 2018 Beverly Cambridge vs. Justin Sane
Two fan favorites to open the show. Beverly Cambridge has returned from parts unknown and is looking to shake off some ring rust and Justin Sane is...well, he's Justin Sane.
The two bump knuckles and we're off with a standard opening as each one tries to get their bearings, and see what each other has to offer. Collar-and-elbow tie-up, and a few arm-drags exchanges follow until they break into mutual fighting stances, to the cheers of the crowd. They nod at the crowd and each other, and then begin anew. Justin gets an early break, grabbing Beverly into a headlock and then running towards the ring-post for the High Risk Headlock~!
Beverly gets her foot up, and propels herself up the ring-post and over, taking Justin with her into...Is that some sort of suplex? Either way, they crash to the mat, but before Beverly can get the pin, Justin scrambles free. He turns to face her...right into a Chick Kick,and then Beverly hauls him into a back breaker. She rolls him up...one, two...three~! Winner: Beverly Cambridge
Fatal Fourway for an Onslaught Title Match Shizuru vs. Mama Juana vs. Trent Powers vs. Alexis Darling
The guys and gals pair off to start. Powers tries to whip Shizuru and Darling tries to whip Juana, but they meet in the middle of the ring, do-si-do and Fire hits a vertical splash on Powers, while Shizuru gets one on Darling. Alexis and Shizuru go to the floor. Juana dropkicks Powers out onto them. She then goes to the near corner and hits a big splash out onto all three to pop the crowd.
She rolls Darling into the ring for a pin, but Powers breaks it up. He hits the backsuplex neckbreaker and covers Juana, but Shizuru breaks it up. He hits a bridging hammerlock on Powers, but Darlings breaks it up with a shooting star press. She DDTs Shizuru and covers, but Juana breaks it up.
She hits the Falling Tower uranage on Darling and goes for the Judgement of the Full crucifix powerbomb, but Lexie makes her feet, reverses positions and gets the Bitch Killer kudo driver on Juana. She covers for one…two…thr…
Powers and Shizuru pull Darling off and gets a double suplex on her. They then argue who gets the pin. Juana school boys Powers and Darling school boys Shizuru. They both kick out. Shizuru goes for the Dreammaker on Alexis, but she ducks and he nails Powers. Juana shoves Shizuru from behind into Darling, who goes down. She gets the Judgement of the Fool on Shizuru, but Lexie recovers quickly, hits a second Bitch Killer on Juana and gets the win. Winner and recipient of an Onslaught Title Shot – Alexis Darling
Intercontinental Title Zed (c) vs. Nick Fleming
Fleming and Zed lockup to start with Fleming using his weight advantage to overpower Zed and control early with headlocks and armbars. Zed comes back by using his speed advantage and willingness to go up high. Zed gets a missile dropkick for two. Moment of Zed gets two.
Zed tries a suplex, but Fleming drops behind and gets a drop sleeper. The referee raises Zed’s hand one, twice, thre…he keeps it up and fans rally him to get up and break. Zed goes for a Thesz Press, but Fleming catches him for a bearhug. Fans keep cheering, Zed punches out. Zed goes behind for a rear waistlock, but Fleming reverses for a German suplex with bridge for two. Fleming follows with an airplane spin that he turns into a Death Valley Driver for two. Hammerlock slam gets two. Butterfly suplex gets two.
Fleming goes for a piledriver, but Zed reverses, Fleming reverses again, Zed reverses and they spill through the ropes to the floor. Fleming tries to whip Zed into the ring post, but Zed reverses and posts Fleming’s shoulder. Zed rolls into the ring willing to take the count out win. Fleming makes the apron at nine. Zed tries to suplex him over the ropes, but Fleming flips out to land on his feet and gets a neckbreaker. He pulls Zed up for a piledriver again, but Zed backdrops out. Fleming comes up to eat a super kick and Zed finishes with the GTH package DDT.
Winner and still OOWF Intercontinental Champion: Zed
OOWF Tag Team Titles Saints of Sinners (Matt Folz and Stan Fulton) (c) vs. Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O’Malley
Matt Folz starts off with Bridget O’Malley. Folz tries his array of suplexes, but Bridget keeps escaping. Coming off the ropes, Matt looks for a backdrop, but Bridget skips over him and gets a sunset flip for two. Tags all around.
Kylie is a little ball of speed around the ring using kicks and clips to try to take Fulton’s knees out from under him. He finally catches Mignolio, tosses her in the corner and charges for an avalanche. Mignolio leaps to the outside apron and Fulton posts himself. She climbs to the top rope and leaps onto Fulton for a head scissors, but he controls and whips her into the corner. Kylie tags Bridget.
O’Malley uses her long legs to kick Fulton to the side of the head as he lumbers in. He goes down to one knee and Bridget follows with a step up enzuigiri. Fulton goes down and she locks in a knee bar, but Stan drags her to his corner for the tag. Folz hits a T-Bone suplex for two as Bridget is able to get a foot on the ropes. Folz pulls her foot off the ropes and hooks it for another two as she gets her shoulder up. Fisherman suplex for two as Folz can’t maintain the bridge. He whips Bridget into the ropes and tags Fulton, who catches her for a scoop slam.
Tag back to Folz who climbs the corner from the outside for a diving head butt. He eats O’Malley’s foot on the way down. She crawls for the tag, but Fulton runs in and knocks Kylie off the apron. The referee forces Fulton out of the ring and misses O’Malley surprising Folz for what would have been a three count. Folz rolls it over, only for two. He pulls up Bridget and she fights him off with a series of forearm smashes. Bridget dives for the tag, but Matt grabs her foot. She shakes him loose, gets a mule kick and dives for her corner.
O’Malley finally gets the hot tag. Kylie comes in a house of fire. Fulton comes in. Bridget and Kylie double drop kick Folz into Fulton, who falls through the ropes to the floor. Kylie and Bridget manages to get Folz up for a double team brainbuster. Bridget dives out onto Fulton to keep him out and Kylie finishes with the moonsault.
Winners and new OOWF Tag Team Champions, Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O’Malley Onslaught Title Match Sebastian Davis (C) vs. Mac Flasher
"Wet" by Andrew WK cranks up as the challenger Macintosh Flasher heads to the ring to a rousing ovation. Mac flips into the ring and mounts the corner to soak in the adulation of the fans.
Russ: The crowd is certainly behind Mac Flasher tonight. Razz: We expected nothing less here in Makaklio. (Cheap pop) Russ: Will you stop that Kevin Nash: Can I get one of those drinks with the little umbrella in it?
The Score's "Glory" plays next, and the Onslaught Champion makes his way to the ring slowly, pausing half way down to sling the title belt over the other shoulder. He crawls in to the ring and poses, drawing the apathy of the crowd.
Russ: That young man has made quite a name for himself is short order here. Razz: I like him. He’s got spunk. He’s not short on confidence, that’s for sure. Russ: He’ll need more than confidence if he plans to retain that title tonight. Mac looks focused. Nash: Speaking of focused, I'm focused on finding our waitress.
The bell sounds opponents wearily move to the middle of the ring and lock up. Sebastian immediately slips behind Mac and rolls him up for a one count. Mac kicks out and pops to his feet, but Davis grabs him and takes him to the mat with a side head lock. Mac quickly fights to his feet and shoves Davis to the ropes and drops to the mat, Davis steps over Mac and hits the far ropes, Mac tries a hip toss, but Davis blocks it and takes Mac to the mat with a backslide for a two count.
Mac gets to his feet again and Davis takes him down again with a drop toe hold and grabs a hammer lock. Flasher fights out of it and manages to get to one knee. As he stands, he grabs Davis’ head and flips over Sebastian’s back and lands a low drop kick to the back of Davis' knee that sends him to the mat.
Flasher grabs Davis’ leg and kicks his knee, then goes for a Sharpshooter, but Davis turns it into an inside cradle and gets another two count. Mac kicks out and gets to his feet, then backs into the corner. Davis gets up as well, and when he turns around, Mac charges out of the corner and nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. He hits the ropes as Davis gets to his feet and levels him with another clothesline.
The move pops the crowd and they start a “Let’s Go Flasher” Clap Clap Clapclapclap chant. Flasher pulls Sebastian to his feet and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt that rocks the Texan back on his heels. Mac sends Davis to the ropes and drops him with a back elbow to the jaw. Mac drops several knees on the back of Davis’ head, then rolls him over and covers, but Davis kicks out at two.
Mac gets to his feet and heads to the turnbuckles and waits for Davis to get to his feet. When he does, Mac leaps for a double axe handle, but Davis recovers and Bicycle Kicks him out of thin air! Mac’s head snaps back and he hits the mat hard. Davis collapses on top of him. One… Two… Mac gets his foot on the bottom rope to break the count. Mac Flasher has used his first rope break
Davis pulls Mac to his feet and hooks him and hits a trio of Snap Suplexes, then heads to the top rope himself. As Mac fights to his feet Davis leaps and catches him right on the jaw with a Diving Knee Strike. Davis covers again, but once again Mac kicks out at two.
Razz: Sebastian can’t keep the challenger down. Russ: I think he may have underestimated the heart of Mac Flasher!
Davis shows a little frustration and pulls Mac up, just to send him back to the mat with the High Tide! He then grabs Mac’s head and repeatedly pounds on the back of his neck. Davis looks out at the crowd, who is booing him mercilessly. We see Davis say something like “You like that?” and he proceeds to twist Flasher into the Undertow! The crowd boos the holy Hell out of him for this. Sebastian leans back and tries for the. He has Mac in the middle of the ring, no way Flasher can make it to the ropes.
Instead, Mac rolls through, and ends up putting Sebastian on his back for a two count! Davis releases the hold, and Mac gets up and traps Davis in a Texas Clover Leaf! Davis howls in pain and the crowd eggs him on. Mac sits low and pulls back as hard as he can trying to get Davis to tap. Sebastian fights the hold and finally, drags himself to the corner and grabs the bottom rope to force the break!
Sebastian Davis has used his first rope break
Davis rolls under the bottom rope to recover, but Mac grabs him from inside the ring and pulls him back onto the apron and suplexes him back inside the ring. Flasher follows up with the Duquesne Incline! Mac hooks the leg and we get One… Two… and Sebastian props his foot on the bottom rope.
Sebastian Davis has used his second rope break
Mac pounces, feeling the crowd’s momentum behind him. He plants Sebastian with the Falcon Arrow for another two count. Mac catches him with a Lung Blower as soon as Davis hits his feet. Davis flops to the floor and tries to shake the cobwebs loose, but Mac does not let up. He hits the far ropes and LAUNCHES himself over the ropes and crashes into Davis, sending the champion barreling into the barricade! Mac scrambles to his feet and slides under the ropes as the referee starts the 20 count.
Russ: Wow! Davis hit the barricade head first! Razz: Flasher needs to take advantage of this situation and not stand there. Russ: Remember Razz, In Onslaught Rules, he wins the title on a count out. Razz: It is a 20 count though Russ, that’s a lot of time to wait.
As if on cue, Davis pulls himself to his feet and paces the floor as the referee’s count nears 16. He starts to climb in, then recoils as Mac hits the ropes and leans over to grab him. The distraction causes the official to break his count and order Mac to stand clear. Davis steps through the ropes slowly and Mac comes charging. Davis tries to backdrop him over the ropes, but Mac lands on the apron. Sebastian turs around into a face full of Enziguri! He flops to the mat and Flasher hits him with a Slingshot Leg Drop immediately! Cover! One… Two… ThrNo! Davis rolls the shoulder in the nick of time!
Russ: That was Three! I swore that was three! Razz: So close, but not enough. Kind of like the 1991 Pirates! Russ: Cold blooded man.
Mac pleads with the referee, but the fans a home get the side by side replay and sure enough, it was only two. Flasher regroups and sends him into the ropes, Davis reverses and tries a Hurricane Slam. Mac turns it into a Hurricanrana and gets another two count. Mac pops up, and Davis just pokes him in the eye to slow him down.
Sebastian Davis has used his first referee warning
Davis turns his back on the referee and catches Flasher springboard-ing at him with a kick. He turns it into a Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Mac sweeps his legs out from under him too and Davis’ head bounces off the canvas. Both men are o their backs, chest heaving, catching their collective breaths. Mac pulls himself to his feet first and after a stomp, pulls Sebastian in. Front Face lock. Suplex lift.
Russ: He’s looking for a Flash Drive! Razz: That could be it!
Davis keeps kicking his legs, and Mac can’t maintain his balance. They collapse to the mat, still holding on to one another by the neck. They land on their combined feet. Mac tries for the lift again, Davis blocks. Mac tries a third time, and Sebastian punches him in the gut with his free hand. Davis gets the suplex lift this time. Mac can’t block it. Spring Break Plunge! One… Two… Three! Your Winner (Pinfall; 13:38) And Still Onslaught Champion, Sebastian Davis!
Glory plays, and the referee hands Sebastian his title as Davis leans on the turnbuckle to keep his footing. Out of nowhere, Davis crumbles to the mat. Alexis Darling is standing there where Davis once stood, a look of joy on her face.
Russ: What the Hell! What is that jezebell doing? Razz: Looking for some payback for her brother perhaps? Russ: There's no call for this!
Alexis stomps on Davis a couple times hard in the head. She tries to grab his arms, perhaps to hit a Curb Stomp, but Sebastian rolls to the floor and stumbles around ringside. Lexi follows him out and starts to chase him down, but Davis has tumbled into the crowd by that point, and that draws out Backstage Security, who keep her at bay as he is escorted to the back.
Russ: Alexis Darling has made a statement here tonight! Razz: Sebastian made one of his own with that win however. Nash: I'd like to make a statement to the dancers over there. Coconut bras are overrated. Ladies, take them all off, right here, right now!
60 Minute Iron Person Match for the OOWF World Heavyweight Title Jack Bullet (c) vs. Firewoman
Firewoman starts off with a flurry of striking that sends Bullet to the floor. Firewoman baseball slides out and continues to rush Bullet, rolling back into the ring at 19 to break the count. A woozy Bullet stumbles back into the ring to eat a DDT and Fire takes the first fall after the Best Firesault Ever.
She tries another quick firesault to capitalize, but Jack rolls out of the way. Jack ducks under a clothesline attempt and hits three rolling German suplexes. He bridges on the final one, but Fire slides out. Bullet follows with a knee breaker and works a leg grapevine on the mat. Fire reaches the ropes to break. Bullet refuses to let go and reaches the five count for the DQ. He lets go Fire comes limping off the ropes, Bullet captures the bad leg for a tear drop suplex. He follows with a Silver Bullet double arm DDT and gets a pin to make it 1-1.
Jack picks up Fire for a power bomb, but she ranas out and gets a two count. Fire stomps Jack on the mat, but he grabs the bad leg and rolls her into a single leg crab. Fire makes the ropes to break and Bullet again holds on until the five count. Jack goes after the leg again, but Fire scores an enzuigiri off the bad leg. She gets Last Chancery with knees to the head for good measure. Bullet submits to send Fire up 2-1.
Bullet bails to the floor. Fire chases. He gives her a drop toehold onto the ring stairs. Jack first looks shocked, but then kind of shrugs his shoulders and rolls Fire back into the ring. Action Drop sets up the Action Driver and we’re tied at 2-2 again. Razz mentions on commentary that for not wanting to strike a woman, Bullet is using a lot of impact moves.
Fire gets a second wind. She pummels Bullet into the corner and comes out with a bulldog and Firestomp. She goes for the Firesault again, but Jack gets up and catches her. He’s looking for a shoulder breaker, but Fire slides out behind and shoves him into the near corner. He pops out and Fire gets a backslide for two. As they come up, Fire gets a Crucifix Driver to pop the crowd and that leads to a Firesault for a pin and she’s up 3-2.
Even though she’s got the lead as the clock resets for the final 15 minutes, Fire continues to press aggressively. Bullet gets a Talon and pushes Fire back into the ropes, which gets a break. He does this twice more, meaning Fire has used up all her rope breaks for the quarter. Fire hits a legsweep and goes for the Walls of Jericho, but can’t turn Bullet over. He fights out.
Fire goes for a superkick, but Bullet grabs the leg, twists her to the mat and scores a figure four leglock. Fire has used up all her rope breaks for the quarter. The ropes do her no good, her legs are weak, she can’t turn it over. Fire refuses to submit and passes out. She lays flat on the mat leading to a three count. Bullet breaks the hold and goes to pick Fire up, he gets a flash small package, but Bullet rolls it over and a three count as time expires, winning four falls to three. Winner and still OOWF World Heavyweight Champion “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#894) Live! From Syva, Fiji December 26, 2018
BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. JUSTIN SANE vs. ALEXIS DARLING
Everyone is out and the crowd cheers everyone, even Alexis. The three competitors shake hands and the bell rings. Justin puts his hands up for a test of strength, and Bev grabs one hand, Alexis the other, so Alexis grabs Bev’s hand and we get a three way test of strength with two forcing the third down until everyone has a turn, then Bev and Alexis force Justin to the mat and step on him, the referee makes hits the mat for a two count but Justin kicks out.
The match continues on, non-stop action that keeps the fans on the edge of their seat. Justin eats a superkick from Alexis that sends him to the floor. Bev and Alexis show their skills, and Bev shows she has worked off that ring rust. Alexis goes for a German suplex, but Bev blocks it, grabs Lexie’s leg and reverses it into a figure four. Alexis looks like she is about to tap out when Justin makes it back into the ring and makes the save. The three of them exchange finishers and near falls, but no one can keep the other down.
The end comes when Bev knocks Lexie off the top rope. Lexie falls from the top, hitting the apron then the floor. Bev turns to face Justin and he calls for the DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKK! The lights go out and we hear the bass intro from Night Court, jingle bells, firecrackers and finally a rooster crow. When the lights come back on, Justin is standing in the middle of the ring, and Bev is out cold. Justin looks a bit confused, then shrugs and goes to cover Bev, but Lexie slips in from the outside, grabs Justin from behind and hits a DARLING DRIVER! Lexie covers, one……..two…….THREE! WINNER in 15:48 – Alexis Darling
TRENT POWERS vs. MAMA JUANA
Powers is out first and paces the ring waiting for Mama Juana. MJ is announced and starts down the ramp, a wild look in her eyes. Powers leaves the ring and meets her half way up the ramp and the brawl starts!
They hammer one another with punches, Powers catches MJ with a knee to the gut, then hits a snap suplex on the ramp. He pulls MJ to her feet and hits a over the head release belly to belly suplex, MJ lands hard on the ramp and grabs her back in pain. She starts to crawl toward the ring, Powers grabs her for a cyclone suplex, but MJ throws an elbow that catches Powers right on the nose, and sends him staggering backward a few steps. MJ grabs Powers and drags him to ringside, then clears off the Persian announce table and rolls Powers on, then heads to the ring and climbs the turnbuckle.
MJ poses for a moment, the leaps and hits the BEST MAMA JUANA SAULT EVER! Driving Powers through the table! That is not going to make a certain someone happy. MJ grabs Powers and shoots him into the ring and covers him but Powers kicks out at two, shocking MJ and the crowd.
MJ pulls Powers up, and Powers hits a STUNNER that snaps MJ’s head backward and sends her staggering into the corner. Powers plays to the crowd for a moment, then charges in, but MJ gets a boot up that stuns Powers. MJ then pulls something from her tights and unleashes a FIREBALL in Powers direction, it never hits him, so there’s technically no DQ, but it distracts him long enough for MJ to grab him and hit the JUDGMENT OF A FOOL! MJ covers and the referee makes the three and this one is over. WINNER in 8:32 – Mama Juana
SHIZURU vs. MAC FLASHER
With Shizuru already standing in the ring, “I Get Wet” plays Mac Flasher to the ring. With Mac gladhanding fans around ringside, he doesn’t see Shizuru ascending the turnbuckles to drill him with a double axehandle, pushing Mac’s throat across the railing. With Mac struggling to catch his air, Shizuru continues the prematch attack until “Junior” Hale muscles Shizuru away. Hale checks on Mac, who struggles to get to his feet, but surges toward Shizuru to continue the outside brawl. Hale, and some OOWF Security personnel pull the two apart and make sure that both get to the inside of the ring without further incident.
Russ: “Are these two rivals?” Razz: “In Mac’s mind, yes. Mac has never beaten Shozuru one-on-one. Shizuru knows it, too. Anything that can get in Mac’s head, he’ll use. And a sneak attack puts Shizuru at an advantage before the bell rings. Mac hasn’t found a weakness on Shizuru, but Shizuru is creating one.”
Hale calls for the bell as Shizuru is caught mid-charge by Mac’s Converse All-Star to the jaw. Shizuru crumbles to the mat as Mac begins to open an assault of stomps, a few knee drops and a gutwrench suplex. Mac slings Shizuru into the ropes and delivers a standing lariat that folds Shizuru in half. As Mac bends over to pick up a prone Shizuru, a jab to Mac’s throat turns the tide. With Mac gasping, Shizuru sits Mac up and cinches in a nerve hold to the trapezius while running knees into Mac’s spine. Mac begins to fade, leading Shizuru to lock in a sleeper hold that begins to drain Mac.
With Hale checking on Mac’s responsiveness, Shizuru tightens his grip around Mac’s throat. Hale opts for the three-drop method to decide Mac’s fate. Mac’s arm falls quickly to his side the first two times. On the third raise, Mac’s arm stops just short of his side, but Shizuru assumes the win and lets go of Mac. Hale spots the arm staying up and waves off Shizuru’s self-declared victory. Shizuru wastes little time in arguing with Hale, before approaching Mac who drills him with an uppercut.
With Shizuru on the deck, Mac brings himself to his feet and waits for Shizuru to join him amongst the vertical. Mac pulls Shizuru in for a belly-to-belly suplex to get 1. Mac then picks Shizuru up by his leg and into a stretch muffler. Shizuru howls in pain but will not submit. Shizuru tries to hammer Mac with the free leg, but Mac holds on as Shizuru thrashes about. Mac converts the hold into a seated version, pulling back as Shizuru continues to fight the pain.
Mac releases the hold when Shizuru drives an elbow into Mac’s thigh. Shizuru fights through the pain to stand up and plaster Mac in the face with a roundhouse kick. As Mac falls, two metal objects fall out of Mac’s jeans pocket. Shizuru spots the objects and rushes toward them, grabbing them and immediately placing them on his chest.
Russ: “Are those …” Razz: “That son of a bitch watched The Best of Edra and Sizzlechest DVD. What a sicko.”
Shizuru lay on the mat in pure, agonizing bliss as Mac goes in for a cover. While Shizuru is well aware of the cover, he’s got other things on his mind. Hale counts 3 before Mac and Hale get the hell out of the ring in a hurry. WINNER (pinfall, 9:40), Mac Flasher!
Mac sighs in relief while Shizuru bucks on the mat while calling the name of Edra Cox before the feed immediately cuts to commercial.
MOOSEHEAD JACK & ALEXANDER DARLING vs. NICK FLEMING & SEBASTIAN DAVIS
Davis and Fleming are out first, and Moose and Alex……the most unlikely team in OOWF history……are announced and they storm the ring. The brawl is immediately on and Moose and Alex actually work together to send Fleming and Davis to the outside.
Russ: I know they teamed back in October, but I just cannot get used to seeing these two work together in any form whatsoever. Razz: You gotta remember one thing Russ, they can’t touch each other. If one turns on the other, their pay per view match is off! Russ: That is true.
Davis and Fleming get back into the ring and the fight resumes. Moose and Fleming fight between the ropes onto the apron, Fleming nails Moose and lifts him for a piledriver, Moose fights it and Fleming’s foot slips off the apron, as they fall, Moose’s head slams into the corner of the apron, then they fall and he lands with all his weight on the back of his head!
Russ: OH MY GOD! Razz: I didn’t like the look of that Russ, I think Moose just broke his neck!
Fleming goes to pull Moose up, and he is dead weight. The referee sees something is wrong and leaves the ring while Alex takes Davis to the mat and traps him in a figure four. Davis taps out, but he knows there is no referee there to see it. The referee checks on Moose, then throws up the dreaded X. Medical officials rush to the ring and work on Moose, Fleming looks a little shocked, but he heads around the ring to his corner and climbs on the apron.
As the match continues on, a stretcher is brought to ringside, which brings the rest of the Saints with them. Darling sees what’s going on and looks a little nervous, likely expecting a Saints sneak attack. It never comes, but the distraction allows Davis to BLAST Darling right on the back of the head with an enzuguri. Davis rolls Darling up, the referee slides into the ring and makes the three count. WINNERS in 12:54 – Sebastian Davis & Nick Fleming
As soon as the bell rings, Fleming hops off the apron and leaves the ring, following Moose and the Saints up the ramp. Davis, however, is not done. He slides out of the ring and grabs a monitor from the Canadian announce table and slips back into the ring. As Darling stands up, Davis KILLS him with a shot to the head. Darling drops like a rock. Darling starts to instinctively get to his feet, but you can see he’s not all there. Davis hits the ropes and connects with a STIFF kick to Alex’s face that drops him to the mat. Davis pulls Alex up and throws him over the top rope to the floor, where Darling lands with a sick thud. A couple of medics head back to ringside to check on Darling, Davis grabs a mic
You know, all I’ve heard since I got here was how important the Moosehead Jack versus Alexander Darling match was. Ten years of history all culminating in this final match between the two of them, a blood feud for the ages, finally wrapped up bringing all the endless drama to an end.
<Davis pauses for a moment and soaks in the boos of the crowd>
Well let me let you in on a little secret………I don’t give a DAMN about Moosehead Jack or Alexander Darling
<the crowd boos loudly as the medical officials help Alex to the back>
I don’t know what’s wrong with either of them, and let me tell you this, I don’t care. Sunday is not about THEM, it’s about ME, Sebastian Davis. And this Sunday, when I destroy Mac Flasher and steal the show with the match of the night, not one single person in that audience is going to give a crap about Moosehead Jack or Alexander Darling, because all they will be able to talk about is the future of wrestling, Sebastian Davis. I GUAR-AN-TEE it.
Davis slams the mic down and heads to the back.
Russ: Folks, we will update the conditions of Moose and Alex as soon as we get word from the back Razz: Russ, I gotta say…….neither looked good. Moose didn’t move at all, and Alex…….I’ve seen that look before, he had no idea where he was
KYLIE MIGNOLIO & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS Kylie and Bridget are out first and the crowd roars for them. The Saints come out next and do not look happy. They each grab a chair and climb into the ring and HAMMER Kylie and Bridget with chair shots! The bell rings making the match official, but Fulton and Folz continue bringing the chairs down on Kylie and Bridget. Zed and Mac sprint to the ring with baseball bats and we get a momentary stand off between them, then the Saints sneer and toss the chairs aside and leave the ring!
Russ: What the hell was that? Razz: It appears the Saints were not in the mood to defend their titles tonight Russ: They should be STRIPPED of those titles then! Razz: Well, YOU go take the titles from them, cause I ain’t! Russ: No thank you Razz
WINNERS by Disqualification in :03 – Kylie Mignolio & Bridget O’Malley
AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE vs. ZED
“Freebird” is at full volume with Awesome Bill from Dawsonville arrives at ringside, finding that there is plenty of southern hospitality, even in the South Pacific. With Bill running the ropes, “Hero” by Nickelback plays out Zed with The Reverend BRICK~!, who has traded in his bombastic entrance rants from personas past for a kinder, gentler soul who heals fans with a thrust to the forehead, though nobody along the entranceway was searching to be healed.
Angelo Barros checks both men before signaling for the bell. Zed and Bill nod toward each other out of respect before a collar-and-elbow tie-up with Bill easily picking up the advantage, tossing Zed down to the mat. Zed collects himself and goes at Bill again with the same result. A third try never materializes thanks to Zed ducking under Bill’s arms and trying a rollup that gets a fast 2 from Barros.
Both men stand at almost the same time with Bill smiling at Zed.
Russ: “See? Even Awesome Bill knows that Zed has changed his ways. A couple of months ago and that’s a low blow when Zed goes under and behind.” Razz: “Also, it’s Zed’s birthday and Reverend BRICK~! flew Zed’s mother into Fiji to watch this match. If anything, he’s just trying to not cheat in front of his mother.” Russ: “I didn’t know that we were in the presence of Zed’s mother. Why didn’t anyone tell me?” Razz: “She’s blocked you on every dating app there is, and even a few that you developed to try and trick her.” Russ: “Not my fault that she was the only woman signing up for ZedFansOnly.com."
Zed and Bill then get into a test of strength, won handily by Bill until Zed bridges out and monkey flips Bill into a rope tangle. Zed and Barros help Bill out of the web with Bill thanking both men. The crowd applauds the sportsmanship on cue. The two men begin to grapple again with Zed using the nearby ropes to get leverage as he climbs up before pressing his weight onto Bill for 1.5. Zed tries to keep Bill on the ground, but Bill is just too strong to stay down long. Zed scrambles up and delivers a knife-edge chop to Bill to stumble him back. Another does the same. A third sends Bill into the corner, where mounts the middle turnbuckle to deliver 10 forearm shots down on Bill. After the 10th, Zed dismounts and Bill falls forward. Zed climbs the corner and attempts a top-role elbow, but hits all canvas. Bill takes the miss as a chance to deliver a few punishing blows before trying to cinch in the Cuyler Clutch. Zed scrambles under the ropes as the break comes before Barros can get to 1. While Zed is still trying to gather himself from Bill’s offense, he’s alert enough to roll to the outside. Bill follows to help Zed back into the ring. With Zed in the ring first, he’s able to run the ropes a drill Bill with a flying knee to the head, dropping him at that spot. Zed pulls Bill to the center of the ring and continues with knee drops, a leg drop and a Lionsault. All getting 2. Zed makes a familiar signal, but Rev. BRICK~! objects to Zed using the GTH DDT on Bill. Zed sighs, but heeds to Rev. BRICK~!’s wishes. That hesitation allows Bill to catch Zed in a small package that gets 2. Zed gets up and backs away fast, cornering himself as Bill charges and flattens Zed into the turnbuckles.
Bill peels Zed off and tosses him to the mat with his eyes on the top rope. Bill’s attempt at Freebird winds up getting none of Zed and all of the canvas. Zed races to the top rope, points to his mother at ringside, and …
Russ: “THE ANSWER! WE HAVEN’T SEEN ZED DO THAT IN …” Razz: “…The past three seconds. C’mon, catch up.”
Barros counts 3 as Bill kicks out at 3.1.
Your winner (pinfall, 11:37), Zed!
Rev. BRICK~! and Zed celebrate in the ring before The Reverend waves Bill in to join the post-match Lord’s Prayer recital. Bill and quite a few fans join in, though BRICK~!’s improvised edits to the prayer about Zed throw off everyone, including Zed.
FIREWOMAN vs. JACK BULLET – No Disqualification Match
Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.
ME: Our main event for the evening is no disqualification. Introducing first, representing the Saints of Sinners, at a weight of 135 pounds from Hell’s Kitchen, New York City, Firewoman.
Russ: This contest will not be for the OOWF World Heavyweight Title and probably a good thing for Jack Bullet as a no disqualification match favors Firewoman.
Razz: I get what Jack Bullet is saying about this not being ‘punch and kick.’ But striking has always been a part of professional wrestling and if he wants to take that weapon, literally, away from himself, especially in a match like this, so be it.
ME: And her opponent, weighing in 215 pounds from Des Moines, Iowa. He is the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.
Russ: Bullet has made it very clear that he doesn’t disrespect Fire because she’s a woman, but because she’s egocentric and doesn’t give the respect she demands from others.
Razz: Jack Bullet should respect Firewoman because she’s Firewoman and for no other reason.
Russ: And should she respect Jack Bullet because he’s the world champion?
Razz: No! What works for one side doesn’t work for the other. Don’t you follow politics?
Jack Bullet goes to the time keeper’s station and grabs a steel chair to pop the crowd. He slides in under the bottom rope and holds up his steel chair. Fire actually gives a slight smile.
Razz: Unless Jack has some sort of weapons caveat to his morals – ‘I’ll hit a woman with a chair, because it’s not my fist’ – he might be giving Fire exactly what she wants.
Bullet throws the steel chair at Firewoman, who catches it. Referee Davis Hightower calls for the bell and Fire charges with the chair held high. Jack dives for a drop toehold. Fire goes to the mat and hits her face on the chair. Bullet comes up with a single leg crab.
Razz: Jack Bullet just hit Fire with a chair!
Russ: She hit her own face on the chair as she went down from the drop toehold. I believe this is a statement from Bullet that he doesn’t need weapons to win this battle.
Fire still has the chair and reels back with it to hit Bullet in the head. It’s not a hard hit from the angle, but enough to make him let go. As they come to their feet, Fire throws the chair at Bullet, who instinctively catches it. Fire spin kicks the chair and it crashes into Bullet’s face, sending him through the ropes to the floor.
Firewoman jumps to the near corner with the chair and measures Bullet on the floor. He notices her as he stands and runs under Firewoman as she comes down. Fire lands on her feet and turns. Bullet comes low into Fire’s stomach. She drops the chair. Jack gives her an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Firewoman lands on the chair and arches her back in pain.
Razz: For not wanting to strike a woman or use weapons, Fire is taking a lot of chair shots.
Russ: Live by the sword, die by the sword. I think that might be the strategy here.
Bullet rolls back into the ring to break the count out. Firewoman makes the apron. Bullet catches Fire to suplex her over the ropes and back into the ring. She slides out and behind Bullet as he hoists her. She goes for an O’Connor Roll, but Bullet grabs the ropes to block. Fire rolls backwards, to her feet and charges with a flying dropkick that catches Jack as he turns around. Bullet spills through the ropes to the apron. Fire backs up and follows with a baseball slide to send Bullet off the apron and onto the chair. Fire slingshots over the ropes with a flip and lands onto Jack’s midsection with a double stomp while he’s laying on the chair.
Russ: That was a heck of a maneuver. And I have to give it to Firewoman for turning Jack’s strategy against him. The chair just happened to be there, she didn’t put it there.
Razz: Fire isn’t an idiot. And even in a blind range, she’s smarter than most and she doesn’t overestimate herself or opponent.
Fire pulls Bullet to his feet and tries to whip him into the ring stairs. Bullet jumps up onto the steel steps and back flips over Fire’s head. He lands on his feet, hooks her waist and fires back with a release German suplex that sends her down onto the chair. Bullet rolls into the ring to break the count.
Fire recovers and slides back into the ring with the steel chair. She looks like she’s going to go after Bullet with it, then she opens it and sits down. She sticks out her chin and points at it.
Russ: I believe Firewoman is begging Jack Bullet to hit her. There aren’t a lot of options for him with her sitting in a chair in the middle of the ring.
Bullet hops to the near corner and sits on the top turnbuckle. He sticks his chin out and points, begging her to come get him.
Razz: It’s a game of chicken and chicken is one thing, Firewoman is not.
Fire seems agitated and rushes to the corner. Bullet comes off with a head scissors and sends Firewoman into the chair. Firewoman comes up holding the chair and she throws it at Bullet again. Jack doesn’t catch it this time. Firewoman shrugs like ‘oh well’ and then super kicks Bullet in the face. She vaults to the near middle ropes holding the chair and comes off with a spinning leg drop with the chair under her. She lands on Bullet and covers for one…two…thre…Bullet kicks out.
Firewoman stands and looks to drive the top of the chair into Jack’s throat. He rolls out of the way and to the floor. He reaches underneath the ring and pulls out a table to pop the crowd. He sets it up and then just leaves it there as he retakes the ring.
Razz: Is this Bullet just letting fate intervene again. ‘Oh, I set up this table, but I’m not going to use it.’
Russ: It’s hard to say what he’s thinking, but more weapons out has to favor Firewoman who is willing to use them.
Bullet takes the apron and Firewoman tries a suicide dive between the ropes. Jack side steps. Fire makes sure to fly over the table. She hits the floor mats hard.
Jack reenters the ring to break the count. He takes the near corner and comes off to the floor with a double axe handle onto Firewoman as she stands. Bullet goes to pick her up, but she nails a European uppercut and fires off some forearm smashes to get some distance. She goes for another superkick, but Jack grabs her foot. Fire comes off the other foot with an enzuigiri. She pulls the table over and positions it to suplex Bullet through it, but he blocks and reverses.
Russ: Jack could have easily front suplexed Fire though the table, but he chose not to do that.
Razz: Oh, Jack being so gracious and gentlemanly after ‘letting’ Fire hit herself with chair after chair in this match so far.
Russ: Well, it was one chair a few times.
Razz: Don’t take everything literally!
Bullet throws Fire back into the ring to break the count out and follows her in. He locks in the Talon and the crowd pops.
Razz: Oh, Jack Bullet won’t punch a woman in the face, but he will claw her face off.
Russ: A face claw is a legitimate wrestling hold and has been used as one for years.
Fire maneuvers Bullet into the near corner and she climbs the corner for the break as Jack can’t extend his arm that far. Fire chops the arm as Bullet loses his grip. He backs off and shakes his aching arm. Fire jumps for a Thesz Press, but Bullet catches her and hits a sit out powerbomb for one…two…thre…Fire gets a shoulder up.
Bullet pulls Fire up and snap suplexes her. He positions her near the corner and goes up top. Fire pops up and catches Bullet on top. She hooks him up for a superplex. Bullet blocks. She tries again. He blocks again. Then Jack reverses the superplex and both go over the top, through the table and to the floor. The fans start chanting ‘holy shit.’
Russ: I don’t know if I’ve ever seen someone reverse a superplex to the floor before and through a table at that.
Razz: This is no disqualification, but count outs are still in affect and I’m afraid this is how things are going to end.
The fans count along with Davis Hightower. Bullet and Fire lay in the debris of the table, both only barely moving. Eight…nine…ten.
ME: Referee Davis Hightower declares this match a double count out at 30:12.
Paramedics come out and check on both competitors.
Russ: Jack Bullet held to his convictions even when it seemed like he would need to break them to win.
Razz: He didn’t win. Nobody won. A tie is like kissing your sister, or Carl from Fresno, whoever is uglier.
Russ: One thing is definitive and that is the feud between these two is far from over.
The scene fades as Fire and Jack are continued to be attended to by medical personnel.
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#893) Live! From Hobart, Tasmania December 19, 2018
TRENT POWERS & MAC FLASHER vs. SHIZURU & MAMA JUANA
Powers and Flasher win by DQ when Mama Juana throws fire at Powers (she misses). Match TBEIL
BRIDGET O’MALLEY & KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. ZED & BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS
Things start off well in this one, Kylie and Bev start things off and we get some nice chain wrestling. Zed and Bridget get tagged in and we get even more action. The fans are really into it and start a THIS IS AWE-SOME chant. Then Folz and Bill tag themselves in and things go to hell from there. Bill makes an attempt at wrestling, but Folz easily counters so it quickly turns to a brawl. Fulton and Justin get involved and the crowd is way into this as well, starting another THIS IS AWE-SOME chant. Not to be outdone, Zed and Bridget tag one another in and they…….start their own brand of brawling. Kylie and Bev get involved too and there are people flying inside and outside the ring. I will let you guess what the fans started chanting this time? You got it! THIS IS AWE-SOME! Now, following the logic in wrestling, Fulton and Justin tag themselves in they start…..chain wrestling. Now it is BFE and the Saints turn to put on a classic. Justin and Fulton hit the big guy/little guy spots, Fulton and Bill trade big man blows and Justin and Folz do an impressive bit of back and forth. The crowd is still into it, and gives us one more THIS IS AWE-SOME chant. Finally Bridget and Bev tag themselves back in and all four teams brawl. The fight spills out of the ring, up the ramp and into the crowd.
Finally Kylie and Matt make it back into the ring, Folz sends Kylie to the ropes and plants her with a belly to belly suplex for a two count. Folz gets to his feet and waits for Kylie to get up, he grabs her and lifts her for an Olympic slam, but Kylie slips off Matt’s shoulders grabs him and hits a Florida Key, Kylie bridges, one…….two…….THREE! WINNERS in 24:48 – Kylie Mignolio & Bridget O’Malley
Kylie and Bridget celebrate in the ring, Fulton pulls his partner out of the ring and they lock eyes with Kylie and Bridget. The Frenemies make the “we want the belts” motion, Fulton and Folz sling their over their shoulders and Fulton yells “come and take em.” The Saints back up the ramp while Kylie and Bridget celebrate.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. NICK FLEMING – Last Man Standing Match
Moose attacks Fleming backstage before the match can even start and they brawl around the backstage area. Moose tries to whip Fleming into the wall, Fleming reverses it but Moose stops himself from hitting the wall, when he turns to face Fleming, Fleming NAILS him with a hard elbow to the face. Moose falls to the floor, when Fleming pulls him up, Moose is busted wide open above his eye. Fleming grabs Moose by the leg and drags him through the hall and out into the arena. Fleming drags Moose to ringside. At ringside Fleming pulls Moose up and goes for a piledriver, but Moose is able to back drop out of it. Fleming hits the concrete hard, and Moose grabs a chair and tries to slam it down on Fleming’s head, but Nick moves out of the way at the last second. He rolls to his feet and catches Moose as he stands up and kicks the chair into his face. Nick grabs Moose and throws him into the ring, then follows him in, lifts Moose and hits a BUCKLE BOMB, as Moose staggers out of the corner, Fleming kicks him in the gut then hits a VERTEBREAKER! Fleming gets to his feet and backs into the corner and lets the ref start counting. Moose fights to his feet at six and the fight continues.
Fleming dominates the match pummeling Moose with suplexes and everything else he can think of. Moose continues to answer the ten count. After gruesome Tiger Driver off the apron to the floor, Moose barely fights to his feet before the ten, standing at nine before falling back to the floor. As Moose gets up again, he looks at Fleming and grins and tells him to bring it. Fleming renews his attack and beats Moose more.
Russ: Moose appears to be using a bit of a rope a dope strategy Razz: Fleming just DDT’d him through a table, whose the dope here?
Fleming gets busted open when Moose reverses a whip and sends him face first into the ring post. Moose goes on the attack, hammering Fleming with everything not nailed down at ringside. They fight to the top of the ramp. Fleming catches Moose with an European uppercut that rocks him on his heels. Fleming grabs Moose for a piledriver
Russ: HE’S GONNA PILEDRIVE HIM OFF THE STAGE THROUGH THOSE TABLES BELOW! Razz: Moose is gonna die!
Before he can hit the move, Moose fights out of it and turns it into an ALABAMA SLAM OFF THE STAGE THROUGH THE TABLES!
Russ: GOOD GAWD! GOOD GAWD! GOOD GAWD! Fleming is DEAD! Razz: I cannot believe what I just saw Russ: The referee needs to forego the ten count and get that man medical attention! Razz: Moose <who is in a heap at the top of the stage> doesn’t look so great either……wait Russ, is he……. Russ: I cannot believe this Razz: How the HELL is Fleming getting to his feet?!?
Sure enough, Fleming is fighting to his feet. The referee is right there counting. Fleming JUST beats the count, standing at nine. He turns around and Moose comes flying off the stage and catches Fleming with a BUISAKU KNEE to the face! Both men are down!
Russ: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Razz: Fleming is out! Moose is out!
While the referee is checking on Fleming and making the count, Stank walks out, hobbles out really, and grabs Moose and pulls him up, then disappears. Moose slumps against a table, then manages to stand just as the referee gets to ten! WINNER in 37:09 – Moosehead Jack
Moose immediately collapses to the floor, Stank comes back out and helps him to his feet and helps him to the back, while medical checks on Fleming. They huddle around him for a moment, then Fleming pushes them aside and gets to his feet, albeit on rubber legs. Fleming stumbles to the back without any help. The crowd cheers him, but he ignores it and disappears to the back.
FIREWOMAN vs. JACK BULLET
Fire is announced first and she comes to the ring to the boos of the crowd. Fire seems a bit more focused tonight than usual. She steps between the ropes and heads to the corner and paces while Jack Bullet is announced. The crowd roars for Bullet. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion steps between the ropes for this non-title match, looks at Fire and tips his hat. Fire just glares. Bullet hands off his jacket and title and heads to the middle of the ring and extends his hand. Fire walks out to meet Bullet, then punches him right in the mouth. Bullet turns and falls to one knee, then immediately gets back to his feet and cocks his arm back, but doesn’t throw the punch. So Fire SUPERKICKS him right on the jaw! Bullet falls backward and Fire is on him, hammering him with punches to the face.
Fire throws Bullet out of the ring and slams him back first into the apron, then clocks him with another punch to the jaw. Bullet once again cocks back to punch Fire, but he holds back and knees her in the gut instead. Bullet tries a whip to the guardrail, but Fire reverses it and slams back first into the steel. He staggers forward and Fire LEVELS him with a right cross to the jaw! Fire throws Bullet back into the ring and pulls him to his feet and shoves him into the corner. Fire once again connects with a punch to the jaw. Bullet responds by hitting Fire with a double leg take down. Bullet grabs a side head lock and tries to clear his head.
Russ: I think some of those punches have our world champion a little cloudy Razz: Right now he’s not sure how many Firewoman’s…….Firewomen? He’s in the ring with
Fire fights to her feet and slips free, Bullet spins around and just narrowly avoids another punch from Fire. Bullet puts his fists up and you can see he is angry! We go old school here, Fire throws a couple of punches, Jack blocks the first two, the third connects right to Jack’s nose. Blood flows freely and Jack takes Fire to the mat with a drop toe hold, then lands a stiff kick to the back of her head. Bullet staggers into the corner and wipes the blood from his nose. As Fire gets to her feet, doubled over, Bullet races across the ring and hits a knee lift that sends Fire back to the mat.
Bullet takes over, and the crowd goes nuts. Jack keeps Fire on the mat, especially keeping her fists from his face. Bullet locks in a figure four and Fire does manage to connect with a shot to the chin, Bullet complains to the referee that a closed fist should be a disqualification, but gets no answer. Fire manages to reverse the hold forcing the break, Bullet pulls her up and sets her on the top rope and climbs up for a superplex, but Fire nails Bullet with an uppercut that knocks him off the ropes to the mat. Fire leaps from the top rope and hits a WARRIOR STOMP on Bullet, then mounts him and starts HAMMERING him with punches to the face! The referee, thankfully reminded that closed fist punches are supposed to be illegal, warns Fire, then when she refuses to stop, calls for the disqualification! WINNER in 20:40 by disqualification – Jack Bullet
Fire breaks and pulls a dazed Bullet to his feet and throws him out of the ring. She pulls him onto the Tasmanian announce table and hits a MOOSE KILLER! Driving Bullet through the table and onto the concrete floor below! The crowd is stunned, but Fire isn’t done yet, she locks Bullet in Walls of Jericho, the real one, with her knee firmly planted on the back of Bullet’s neck.
Russ: SOMEONE GET HER OFF OF HIM! BULLET COULD HAVE A BROKEN NECK! Razz: He’s hurt that neck before Russ! Fleming put him in the hospital with a piledriver!
Finally security swarms Fire and pulls her off of Bullet. Fire dives back in and gets a few more punches in to Bullet’s face. As security pushes her up the ramp, she comes face to face with Mama Juana. They lock eyes, Fire slowly raises her fist and licks Bullet’s blood off her knuckles. Fire smirks and walks past MJ. A strange look crosses her face, then she goes to check on Jack.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Darling is out first and the crowd gives him a great ovation. Darling steps on the middle turnbuckle and as his music hits the high note, he throws his hood back and spreads his arms and the crowd goes apeshit. Darling hops off the turnbuckle and heads to the opposite corner where he lays across the top rope waiting for Davis. Davis’ music plays and he heads to the ring, the crowd boos the shit out of him, he stops about halfway down the ramp, looks out at the crowd and just points to his title. The crowd boos louder. Davis steps between the ropes and walks right up to Darling, who is now standing in the corner and puts the title right in his face. Darling smirks and brushes him aside. The two meet in the middle of the ring, the referee holds up the title. The referee orders the prematch handshake, but Davis just walks away.
The bell rings and Darling immediately grabs Davis and rolls him up for a one count. Davis escapes and spins to his feet, Darling slips behind him and rolls him up a second time for a two count. Both wrestlers spin to their feet and Davis slams Darling between the eyes with a headbutt that rocks Alex. Davis grabs him and takes him to the mat with an arm drag and tries to keep Darling grounded.
The match continues on like this, Davis keeps Darling grounded, forcing Alex to burn through his rope breaks. Darling finally fights to his feet and the pace picks up again. Darling whips Davis to the ropes, elevates him on the rebound, then hits a Cesaro uppercut as he falls. Davis hits the mat and Darling pounces on him and tries to get him in a sharpshooter, but Davis gets to the ropes using his first rope break, then slides out of the ring to the floor.
Russ: Davis has to be keenly aware that the time limit favors the champion in these matches Razz: Darling is keenly aware of that too, here he comes!
Darling springs over the top rope, Davis moves, Alex lands on the top rope, then leaps off and snaps Davis over with a hurracarana, pulls him up and shoots him into the ring and covers, but Davis is out at two.
Alex takes over and has Davis on the ropes, going for pin after pin. To his credit Davis fights out of every hold, only using the ropes once, giving him one rope break remaining. Alex whips Davis into the corner, Davis hits hard chest first and staggers backward, Darling lifts him for a DARLING DRIVER, but Davis fights it and manages to hook his foot on the top rope, which technically consists of a rope break! Darling drops Davis to the mat, then drops a leg across his chest.
Five minutes remain in the match.
Darling pounces on Davis and tries to lock him in the crossface, but Davis fights out of it. Davis gets to his feet and we have a furious five minutes with each man going for his finisher and the other blocking it. Alex tries for another Darling driver, but Davis slips free and hits the Spring Break Plunge for a two count. Darling gets to his feet and nails Davis with a knee to the face that stuns him, Alex grabs Davis and lifts him for another Darling Driver, Davis slips free, steps back and nails Alex with a superkick to the back of the head, Darling falls face first to the mat and Davis locks him in the Padre Island Crab!
Darling is trapped! He can’t use the ropes to escape! The fans cheer for Darling to escape, and just as it looks like he is going to fight out of it, Davis cinches it in tighter, the referee is right there asking for the tap out, but Darling refuses, he fights the move and finally the bell rings! WINNER – 15:00 time limit draw
Davis releases the hold and looks down at Darling who is grabbing his back. Davis shakes his head and leaves the ring, grabs his title and heads to the back in disgust. Darling slowly gets to his feet, holding his back. The fans cheer for Alex, but he knows it was not a victory. It’s not a loss, but he didn’t quite get the job done.
Russ: Razz, one thing I took from tonight…….Moosehead Jack and Alexander Darling did not look like they once did Razz: Well, there ain’t no one who can beat Father Time, and you consider what they have put their bodies through in the last decade, you have to wonder, what are we going to see in eleven days? Russ: War. We are going to see a war. And we are going to see someone get hurt. Don’t let tonight fool you, these two may not be what they once were, but their pure hate for one another could fuel them for all eternity
We get one more shot of Darling standing in the middle of the ring and we fade to black.
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MidWeek Mayhem (#892) Live! From Alice Springs, Australia December 12, 2018
BRIDGET O’MALLEY & KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE
BFE is out first and as always they get a tremendous ovation from the crowd. They wait in their corner as Bridget and Kylie’s music plays. When Kylie steps out, the crowd absolutely loses it and a JO-SIE, JO-SIE, JO-SIE chant starts. Kylie looks a bit overwhelmed at first, but she quickly recovers and she and Bridget head to the ring.
Russ: This is the first we’ve seen of Kylie since she was injured by the Saints two months ago. Razz: It’s good to see her back, but you gotta wonder how much ring rust there will be Russ: You also have to remember that Bridget and Zed won the random tag team invitational and get a shot at the Saints of Sinners, but Zed was filling in for Kylie, so who should be in the match for that title shot? Razz: Also, don’t forget, Kylie won the Imperial Onslaught, so she has a title match she can use whenever she wants……. Russ: …….and for whatever title she chooses Razz: Sounds like Kylie has some decisions to make sooner rather than later!
The bell rings and Kylie and Justin lock up, Justin grabs a side head lock, Kylie shoves him off to the ropes and connects on the rebound with a drop kick to Justin’s jaw. Kylie covers, but Justin is out at one and spins back to his feet, as does Kylie. Kylie tries a spin kick, but Justin ducks it and connects with a drop kick to Kylie’s jaw, Kylie hits the mat, Justin tries a standing moonsault, Kylie moves out of the way but Justin lands on his feet. Kylie sweeps the leg dropping Justin to the mat, then pounces on him and tries a crossface, but Justin quickly grabs the ropes to force the break.
Justin and Kylie are both back to their feet and lock up again, Justin slips behind Kylie and takes her to the mat, grabs her leg and drags he to the BFE corner and tags in Bill. Bill comes in and drops an elbow across the small of Kylie’s back, then locks her in the rings of Saturn. Kylie howls in pain but does not tap. She manages to get her foot on the bottom rope forcing the break. Bill pulls her to her feet and whips her into the corner and charges in, Kylie gets a boot up which staggers Bill, Kylie hops to the middle rope and connects with a flying clothesline. Kylie rolls to her corner and tags in Bridget, Bridget comes in and immediately covers Bill, but Bill kicks out at two.
Bridget pulls Bill to his feet and tries a whip to the ropes but Bill reverses it, on the rebound Bill lowers his head a moment too soon and Bridget leapfrogs over him and hits the far ropes, Bill catches her on the rebound with a snap powerslam for a two count. Bill tags in Justin and Justin climbs to the top rope, they try a ROCKET LAUNCHER but Bridget moves out of the way and Justin crashes and burns! Bridget tags in Kylie, Kylie grabs Justin from behind and goes for a Kylieplex (Florida Key) but Justin fights it. Bridget slips back into the ring and POPS Justin with a superkick, Kylie takes him over and bridges hard, Bridget cuts off Bill, and the Frenemies get the three count and win! WINNERS in 12:54 – Kylie Mignolio & Bridget O’Malley
After the match Bridget helps Justin to his feet and the four share handshakes. Justin and Bill raise Kylie and Bridget’s hands in victory and the crowd eats it up.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. NICK FLEMING
Moose is out first, the crowd boos the shit out of him, but it’s nothing he hasn’t heard before. Moose rolls into the ring and slumps in the corner. Nick Fleming is announced and comes to the ring next. The reaction is a bit mixed, but Fleming pays no attention to them anyway. He steps between the ropes and Moose pulls himself to his feet and charges, but Fleming back drops Jack. Moose hits the mat and gets to his feet and Fleming hits him with a clothesline, then as Jack pops back to his feet, Fleming takes him to the mat with an arm drag and locks in an arm bar.
Moose slams the mat in frustration and fights to his feet and backs Fleming into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break, and of course Moose tries a cheap shot but Fleming moves out of the way and turns Moose in the corner and peppers him with shots to the jaw, then whips him across the ring and follows with a high knee to the jaw that drops Moose to the mat.
Fleming runs to the opposite corner then charges in and KILLS Moose with a knee to the face. Moose slumps to the canvas, Fleming drags him to the middle of the ring and covers, but Moose kicks out at two. Fleming pulls Moose to a sitting position, then lands several stiff kicks to the back then one to the back of the head, then hits the ropes and murders Moose with a shining wizard! Moose’s head slams against the mat and Fleming covers, but once again Moose kicks out at two.
Fleming pulls Moose to his feet and lifts him for a suplex, then drops him stomach first onto the top rope. Fleming runs down the ropes and hits a knee lift that sends Moose off the ropes to the floor! Fleming slides out of the ring and grabs Moose to shoot him back into the ring, but Moose grabs his tights and pulls him face first into the guardrail. Fleming falls to the floor as Moose gets to his feet and staggers for a moment, then pulls Fleming to his feet and lifts him up and hits a powerbomb backbreaker against the apron. Fleming falls to the floor and holds his back in pain, Moose drops an elbow across Fleming’s back, then slides into the ring to break the count before rolling back to the floor.
Moose lifts Fleming for an atomic drop then drives him down back first on the apron. Fleming rolls off the apron and falls to the floor. Moose drops a knee into the small of his back, then pulls Fleming to his feet and whips him into the guardrail. Fleming hits hard and never sees a charging Moose coming as Moose hits a Buisaku knee that sends him into the crowd and leaves Fleming face first on the floor. Moose nearly gets into a brawl with the fans before hopping the guardrail, grabbing Fleming and shooting him into the ring. Moose slides in and covers, but Fleming rolls his shoulder at two.
Moose pulls Fleming to his feet and whips him into the corner, Fleming hits hard and staggers out of the corner, Moose kicks Fleming in the gut, lifts him and hits a BUCKLE BOMB! As Fleming stumbles out of the corner, Moose kicks him again and drops him with a DDT! Moose casually rolls him over and covers by leaning back against him, but Fleming kicks out at two, then grabs Moose and rolls him over in a crucifix for a two count! Moose gets to his feet quickly and kicks Fleming in the face, then pounces on him and tries to lock on the ji-endo!
Fleming fights the move by rolling to his back, Moose hammers Fleming with shots to the face, Fleming finally hooks his legs under Moose and rolls him over for a two count, Moose rolls out of it and tries to roll Fleming up, but Fleming grabs Moose’s arm and traps him in a triangle choke! Moose is in trouble, he tries to get his feet under him to put Fleming’s shoulders on the mat, but Fleming rolls his shoulders at two while keeping Moose trapped in the move! Moose is fading quickly and finally manages to get his foot on the bottom rope. The referee orders the break and Fleming waits until four before finally breaking the hold.
Fleming pulls Moose to his feet and hits a snap suplex and holds on and pulls Moose up, then slips around and hits a hammerlock suplex, then pulls Moose up again and hits a backdrop driver, then floats over and covers, but Moose kicks out at two. Fleming gets to his feet, leaps and drops a knee down on Moose’s throat and covers again, but again Jack kicks out. Fleming pulls Moose up again and scoops Moose up and slams him across his knee before shoving him to the mat and covering for another two count.
Fleming sends Moose to the ropes and catches him in a sleeper on the rebound, Moose tries to fight out of it, but he again begins to fade. Moose is slumping, he drops to one knee but reaches for the ropes, Moose is about to grab the middle rope when Fleming hits a sleeper suplex, once again dumping Moose right on his head. Fleming covers again, but Moose manages to reach out for the bottom rope to save himself. Fleming argues with the referee which allows Moose to roll out of the ring and fall to the floor.
As Moose gets to his feet, Fleming reaches over the top rope and grabs Moose by the hair and pulls him onto the apron, then hooks him for a suplex, but Moose blocks it, then lifts Fleming for a suplex, but Fleming is able to land on the apron, Moose kicks Fleming in the gut then PLANTS him with a DDT on the apron! Fleming falls to the floor, Moose gets back on the apron and hits a running elbow drop off the apron! Jack pulls Fleming to his feet and throws him into the ring and drives Fleming to the mat with a RANHEI! Moose covers, one…..two……NO! Fleming kicks out! Moose snarls and heads to the corner and climbs the ropes, he waits for Fleming to stand and leaps and tries a clothesline, but Fleming leaps up and nails Moose in mid air with a knee to the face! Both men are down and the referee starts the ten count.
As the referee hits eight, Moose gets to his feet, across the ring Fleming is up at nine, Moose charges and takes Fleming over the top rope with a clothesline, they both fall to the floor HARD! The referee is counting, and neither man stirs. As the ref hits seven, both men are on their knees, eight, they trade a few shots to the face, nine, Fleming gets up and tries to slide into the ring, but Moose grabs Fleming and powerbombs him off the apron! The referee hits ten and this one is over! WINNER – double count out in 25:17
MAC FLASHER & BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE vs. SHIZURU & TRENT POWERS
While Shizuru and Trent Powers get introduced to the Alice Springs faithful, “I Get Wet” pierces through the arena to bring out Mac Flasher who stands atop the ramp and pauses. He motions for his music to stop before looking back to the entrance curtain as “Cut the Cord” plays to a monstrous pop with Beverly Cambridge emerging from backstage.
Russ: “AS I LIVE AND BREATHE! BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE IS MAC FLASHER’S PARTNER!” Razz: “Did you not see the announced card posted last week?” Russ: “Any other moments you’d like to ruin?”
Beverly and Mac nod at each other before making their way to the ring where Trent and Shizuru attempt an ambush, but Beverly snaps off a high kick to Trent while Mac back body drops Shizuru over the top, increasing the adoration for the patchwork tag team. With Trent climbing back into the ring first, Mac defers to Beverly’s wishes to open the match proper. Beverly ducks under a right hand and stands Trent straight up with a hammerlock. Beverly walks Trent toward a corner where a clean break is requested from Angelo Barros. Beverly obliges as Trent works out the pain from his arm while Shizuru tags himself in. Shizuru and Beverly exchange a few quick kicks before Beverly gains a fast advantage with a spinning heel kick. With Shizuru face down, a quick try at La Bell Lock is thwarted as Shizuru crawls to the safety of the ropes. Beverly soaks in the cheers before tagging in Mac, who powers through Shizuru with an Irish Whip/shoulder block combo. Mac works Shizuru into the corner where he tags in Beverly, who Mac instructs to head to the top rope. Beverly hops up as Mac places Shizuru on his shoulders. Beverly slips off the ropes, barreling head-first into Mac’s knee and collapsing him to the mat as Shizuru grabs Beverly and slugs away with Trent tagging as a few double-team beatdowns occur despite Barros’ instructions and counts.
Razz: “I have no idea what Mac was thinking. Beverly has been away from the ring for quite a bit and he’s thinking that they could become the new Road Warriors.” Russ: “Beverly’s slip-up could have been bad footing, or it might have been rust.” Razz: “Whatever it was, Mac’s on the outside with a banged-up knee and Beverly is getting hammered in the bad part of the ring.”
Trent takes Beverly down with an undertook DDT that gets 2. Trent keeps on Beverly, lifting her into a stretch muffler that is broken up when Mac dashes into the ring and clips Trent just when Beverly’s tapping hand was about to make a decision. Barros escorts Mac to his own corner while Trent slams Beverly into his team’s corner and tags in Shizuru for more double-team beatings. While Barros never saw the tag, he totally trusts that it happened. Shizuru tries for a Dream Maker, whiffing on it as Beverly ducks and tries to crawl to Mac for Trent to sprint into the ring and club Mac off the apron when Beverly was just in reach. While Barros is chiding Trent, Shizuru is caught in a rollup that gets 2 from the late-arriving official, though it might have been about 8. Shizuru is the first up and stomps away at Beverly, who tries to roll away to safety, but is grabbed by her hair and stood up for a Psycho Driver. Beverly is able to fight her way to freedom and leap to her corner as Mac limps into the ring and clotheslines Shizuru and offers a lariat to Trent for his decision to enter illegally. Mac tries a Clemente Bridge Suplex on Shizuru, accidentally banging the Japanese combatant’s head off his partner’s head and getting 2 before his knee gave out. Undeterred, Mac hobbles his way to Shizuru and pummels him with a series of forearms before Trent charges in for a sneak attack, only for Mac to duck – thanks to a heads-up from Beverly – giving Shizuru the brunt of Trent’s running elbow. Mac disposes of Trent and hoists Shizuru high for a Flash Drive … But the knee buckles just enough to allow an escape. With Beverly begging for a tag, Mac obliges. Beverly grabs Shizuru and whips him into a neutral corner. A running charge meets turnbuckle as Shizuru schoolboys her and gets tights-assisted 3 from Barros. WINNERS (pinfall, 12:17), Shizuru and Trent Powers.
Mac, who was a step too slow, meets a visibly frustrated Beverly after the pinfall. Mac offers his apologies, though Beverly is gesturing that the loss was on her.
Russ: “Did we just see a case if ring rust cost Beverly a loss in her first match back?” Razz: “One misstep is all it takes in OOWF.”
A disconsolate Beverly slides out of the ring as Mac tries to comfort her, although she’s politely not having any of it.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS
Sebastian gets the win when he rolls his shoulders at the last second in a double pin. Match TBEIL
ZED & ALEXIS DARLING vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS
Despite their lack of history as a team, Alexis and Zed start out fast. Double drop kick to Matt knocks him out of the ring and a double superkick to Stan knocks the big man down in the center of the ring. Zed and Alexis use quick tags and their speed advantage to double team Stan. Double back elbow is followed by a double suplex which Zed follows up by floating over for a 2 count. Zed makes a tag and holds Stan as Alexis comes off the top with a double ax handle. Alexis follows up with a standing moonsault for 2. More double teams follow and then Alexis heads up top and misses a top rope leg drop. Stan rolls out of the way and makes the tag to Matt.
Matt cuts off Alexis's tag attempt and rides her down to the mat and nails several hard forearms to the back of her head. Powerful snap suplex is followed by a beautiful Arn Anderson esque spinebuster. Belly to back suplex gets a 2 count. Matt makes a tag to Stan and shoots Alexis off the ropes. Matt takes her down with a drop toe hold as Stan hits a big elbow to her back. Stan quickly makes a tag back to Matt and then puts Alexis in a side back breaker as Matt comes off the second rope with an elbow. Matt covers for 2. Matt and Stan show why they're one of the best tag teams in this industry, cutting the ring in half and using quick tags in and out to double team Alexis. Matt goes for the Folzmission but Alexis stuns him with a jawbreaker before he can get it applied. Matt rolls to his corner and makes the tag to Stan. Stan rushes to cut off Alexis but is too late as she reaches and makes the tag to Zed.
Zed comes in like a house on fire, staggering Stan with several hard forearm shots. Matt comes over to help his partner but Zed nails him with a lariat that turns him inside out. Zed locks in the ZZZZ on Stan as the crowd cheers. But Matt comes in to break it up. Alexis comes in to protest this and as the referee is escorting her out of the ring, Matt nails Zed with a low blow. Matt slides out of the ring, Stan hits the Backcut slam and covers. 1...2...3. WINNERS (Pinfall, 12:36) The Saints of Sinners (Matt Folz and Stan Fulton)
FIREWOMAN & STANK vs. JACK BULLET & MAMA JUANA
Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.
ME: Our main event for the evening is a mixed tag match. Introducing first, representing the Saints of Sinners, at a combined weight of 470 pounds, Stank and Firewoman.
Russ: This is Stank’s first match back after an ankle injury and it was actually almost up until the show started tonight before he was officially cleared to compete, from what I was told.
Razz: He can let Firewoman do all the heavy lifting. She beat Jack Bullet last week because of his ‘noble’ ways of not striking a woman. What did that get him? A big L.
ME: And their opponents, featuring the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, at a combined weight of 345 pounds, Jack Bullet and Mama Juana.
Razz: Stank almost outweighs these two put together.
Russ: This is Mama Juana’s in ring debut, but I’m told she doesn’t come into the ring inexperienced.
Razz: Who is telling you all this stuff.
Russ: The same people who never tell you anything. But, I’ll tell the viewers at home one thing, this bout could crown who is the first couple of the OOWF.
Razz: I’m not going to lie, of everyone in this match, Firewoman is the one who would care the most about that moniker.
Referee Davis Hightower calls for the bell. Mama Juana asks Bullet to start first and points at Firewoman. Who kind of guffaws and agrees to start.
Russ: These two women are pretty equal sized wise. Although, we can assume Firewoman has the experience advantage.
The two lockup. Juana gets behind Fire with a waistlock and throws her back for a victory roll and a flash two count. They come out of it and Juana immediately scores an arm drag and works the arm on the mat. Fire powers up and slings Mama out of the arm bar into the ropes. Fire sets up for a backdrop, but Juana gets a sunset flip for another quick two count. They come up and Fire nods her head in mild respect.
Razz: Okay, so Mama Juana can wrestle a little, but I want to see what all these fans want to see. Some fisticuffs.
Fire reaches over and tags Stank. Bullet reaches out for the tag, but Juana ignores him.
Razz: Yeah, now I really want to see some fists flying.
Mama Juana raises her hands for a test of strength. Stank gives a look of ‘you can’t be serious.’ As he approaches, Juana fires out a kick to the bad knee. Stank winces. She kicks it again and it buckles. Juana grabs Stank by the head for a DDT, but he blocks, stands, and throws her into the near corner. He charges, but slow enough for Juana to flip over the corner to the outside apron. Stank posts himself. Juana slingshots back in with a head scissors and takes Stank to the mat. She springboards off the second rope for an elbow drop. Juana tags Jack.
Bullet comes off the top rope with a leg drop to the bad knee. He then goes into a knee bar on the mat. Firewoman comes in and kicks Bullet to break. Hightower moves her out of the ring. Stank gets up with a limp. He sends a clubbing blow down across Bullet’s Back. He then pitches the champ into his corner and follows with a running knee lift. He lays in a couple more knee lifts, then tags Firewoman.
Fire climbs the post from outside and sits on Jack’s shoulders for a hurricanrana. It gets two. Fire repositions and wraps her legs around Bullet’s head in a leg vice.
Russ: Stank’s bad knee might be well known here, but we can’t forget that Bullet is still recovering from the neck injury that sidelined him about two weeks suffered at the hands of Nick Fleming.
Bullet manages to roll Fire into the ropes for the break. She reluctantly gives it. Jack is near his corner and tags in Juana. She springs into the ring and backs Fire into the corner with rights and lefts. Juana goes to whip Fire out of the corner, but she reverses, and Mama takes the turnbuckles heard into the back. Fire comes in with a springboard back elbow. Stank lifts his foot out and whistles to Fire. Fire tries to whip Juana into the big outstretches boot, but she reverses and Fire takes it. The crowd ‘oohs’ as Fire goes down. Juana tries to take advantage, but Stank comes down the ring apron and nails Juana with a clothesline, which she sells like Marty Jannetty.
Russ: Both women are down and Referee Davis Hightower has started his double count out.
Razz: I’m impressed with Juana so far, she doesn’t look like a noob, but this is a hell of an initial test for her.
As the two women slowly make it up, Juana puts her shoulder into Fire and takes her on her back with a fireman’s carry. Fire breaks with elbows to the side of the head. Fire drops behind Juana, links arms and hits an Unprettier. She covers for two.
Fire brings Juana up by the head and looks for a bulldog, but Mama blocks and gets a backdrop suplex. She rolls to her corner and tags Bullet. Bullet comes in as Fire makes her feet. She sticks her chin out and points at it for Bullet to hit her.
Russ: Firewowman is daring the gentleman to hit her, but he’s refusing.
Fire then goes for a punch, but Bullet blocks, links her arm and transitions behind for a backslide for two. Fire rolls out to her feet and catches Jack with a standing dropkick as he rises. She reaches out and tags Stank.
Stank goes for a leg drop on the downed Bullet, but he rolls out of the way. Stank is slow getting up because of the bad leg. Bullet hits a rolling leg trip into a knee bar. Stank tries to reach out and grab Bullet, but he’s too far away. Stank pulls himself across the mat to the ropes and reaches them to break. Stank pulls himself up very slowly. Soon as he lets go, Bullet goes for the leg again, but Stank picks up the champion by the shoulders and rag dolls him across the ring.
Stank lurches over to Jack, who kicks him in the knee. Stank goes down to one knee. Jack uses the extended leg for a step up and hits Stank in the head with an enzuigiri. He covers for two. Bullet pulls Stank up and goes for a whip into the ropes, but he reverses.
Bullet ducks a lumbering clothesline from the spent Stank. Jack comes off the ropes and goes low for a diving knee clip. Stank slams to the mat in pain. Bullet comes up holding the leg and swiftly twists into a figure four leglock.
Russ: Here comes Firewoman to break up the hold…No!
As Fire enters the ring, Mama Juana flies in out of nowhere to tackle her. The two spill through the ropes to the floor. They lay on the outside ring mats a ball of fists and feet going at each other. Stank can’t reach the ropes and he’s in too much pain to turn the move over, despite his size advantage. After a few moments of shaking his head no to the referee, he finally lays back and slaps the mat to tap out. Bullet immediately releases the figure four.
ME: Here are your winners at 17:42, Mama Juana and the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.
Razz: No shame in Stank’s game. If he stayed in that figure four for any amount of time, he’d be on the shelf again with that bad knee.
Russ: The knee was the focal point from the start for Bullet and Juana and the strategy paid off.
Bullet shakes Hightower off from raising his hand and rolls to the floor. He pulls Juana off of Firewoman. Juana struggles against him to get at her. Fire comes up and fires a right hand past Juana and catches, Bullet in the face. He lets Juana go, who cracks Fire in the nose with a forearm. She gets a facelock and sends Firewoman over and onto the metal ring steps with an overhead, release belly to belly suplex. Firewoman arches her back in pain. Juana wants to fight more, but Jack starts dragging her up the aisle, while holding his face, as we FADE.
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#891) Live! From Colombo, Sri Lanka December 5, 2018
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS
The Saints try to attack to start the match, but BFE and Bridget turn the tables and send the Saints outside the ring. While the Saints try to regroup outside the ring, BFE and Bridget charge, Bridget and Bill dive between the ropes while Justin launches himself over the top rope. Bill slams into Folz, Justin takes out Stan and Bridget crashes into Stank. BFE and Bridget slip back into the ring and play to the crowd while the Saints angrily get to their feet. Stank slides under the bottom rope and grabs Bridget, spins her around and connects with a shot to the side of the head. Stank whips Bridget to the ropes and on the rebound she connects with a dropkick that catches Stank right on the side of the knee. Stank immediately hits the mat and grabs his knee, then makes a quick tag to Folz before rolling to the floor.
Folz comes in and he and Bridget do some chain wrestling before Folz grabs a handful of hair and slams her down to the mat, then drops a knee on her throat and locks on an arm bar. While this is going on the referee slides out of the ring and checks on Stank, then makes the dreaded X sign. OOWF medical comes to ringside and checks on Stank, after a few moments they help him to his feet and carry him to the back.
Inside the ring, Folz sees this and just starts laying stiff punches in to Bridget. She shoves him away and they get to their feet and Folz SLAMS her between the eyes with a headbutt. Bridget drops to the mat and blood starts pouring from her clearly broken nose. Folz says something to Fulton and Stan drops off the apron and grabs a couple of chairs. He tosses one to Matt, who BRAINS Bill as he comes into the ring. Fulton steps between the ropes and cracks Justin across the face, then Folz brings the chair down on Bridget’s back. The referee has no choice. WINNERS by disqualification in 8:24 – Banned From Everywhere & Bridget O’Malley
The Saints add a few more chair shots, then toss the chairs aside and sneer at their opponents. The crowd boos the shit out of them, but Folz and Fulton just collect their tag titles and walk to the back.
NICK FLEMING vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK
Moose and Fleming go nose to nose in the middle of the ring. The referee makes an attempt to check Moose for weapons, but he doesn’t get far before Moose glares him away. The bell rings and they slowly circle. As they lock up, Fleming takes Moose to the mat…….and keeps him there. Fleming keeps Moose on the mat and works over whatever he can, arms, legs, knees, back, neck. Moose grabs the ropes several times to force a break, and finally slides out of the ring to the floor and destroys the Chilean announce table just for fun.
Inside the ring, Fleming sits on the ropes and invites Moose back into the ring, Moose responds by throwing a monitor at Fleming’s head. Fleming moves out of the way, then dives off the apron onto Moose and the fight is on again. Moose hammers Fleming with punches and kicks, then pulls him up and tries for a ranhei on the floor, but Fleming elbows Moose on the side of the head, shoves him away and slides back into the ring and once again invites Moose into the ring.
Moose climbs into the ring and we get a flurry of action. Moose gains an advantage, but Fleming quickly regains the momentum. Moose lands a low blow and goes for a package piledriver, but Fleming reverses it to a Turnbuckle bomb! The back of Moose’s head slams against the turnbuckles and he falls to the mat, then out of the ring to the floor. Fleming remains on the mat, as he gets to his feet, Moose is climbing onto the apron and holding his head. Moose reaches for the ropes to pull himself in, but misses and falls to the floor! The referee finishes his ten count and raises Fleming’s hand. WINNER in 18:33 – Nick Fleming
TRENT POWERS vs. SHIZURU vs. MAC FLASHER – Winner Gets an OOWF Onslaught Championship Match at the PPV
Powers and Flasher meet in the middle of the ring for a handshake, they turn to Shizuru but he turns his back on them and heads to a corner. The bell rings and Powers and Flasher lock up. Shizuru remains in the corner and has a strange look on his face. Powers sends Mac into the corner where Shizuru is and they slam together. Mac staggers backwards and Powers grabs him for a German suplex, but before he can hit is, Shizuru lands a super kick to Mac’s jaw. Powers hits the move and gets a two count, Shizuru breaks it up and pulls Powers to his feet and hits a tazz plex that drops Powers on his head.
Shizuru goes to work on both men and shows he can more than hold his own with a former world champion and an up an comer in the OOWF.
Russ: This is something we’ve not seen from Shizuru Razz: Who knew this guy could go! Loot at him!
The match continues at a furious pace with all three getting near fall after near fall. The end comes when Mac hits the FLASH DRIVE on Powers and covers, Shizuru breaks it up at two and throws Mac over the top rope and covers Powers himself, but Mac skins the cat and gets back into the ring in time to break it up! Mac pulls Shizuru to his feet and lifts him for a suplex, but Powers hits him with a SPEAR! Powers covers Mac, but Mac kicks out at two. Powers gets to his feet and spins around, Shizuru grabs him and hits the PSYCHO DRIVER! Shizuru covers but Mac pulls him off Powers into the Clemente Bridge suplex for the one, two, THREE! WINNER in 17:49 – Mac Flasher
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS
The lights go out and the blue spotlight his the stage. There Can Be Only One is heard across the OOWF Arena, and As Alexander Darling steps into the spotlight, King of The World plays out, and Darling poses, soaking in the jeers of the crowd as he begins his descent down the ramp. Alex does his posing on the apron and in the ring as the music blares on. The lights cue back on and Glory cues up. The new Onslaught Champion Sebastian Davis strolls down the ramp. He seems to be oblivious to the crowd as he makes his way to ringside. He poses with his title pounding on his chest as the ring announcer makes the introductions.
Darling and Davis circle each other to start. Sebastian dives and Alex’s knees, and Darling sidesteps him easily. Davis pops up and eats a spin kick to the back. Darling rolls him up quickly, and Davis kicks out at one. Alex waits for Sebastian to get to his feet, then locks up with him, snaring a headlock and grinding Davis into the corner. He breaks the hold at 4, and Davis pops him with an elbow shot to the jaw. Alex fires back and things get a little punchy-kicky for a few seconds. Alex ducks a wild swing, and then plants his opponent with a Belly to Back Suplex. He hits the ropes quickly and follows up with an elbow drop. Another quick cover nets a 2 count.
Alex pulls his man up and whips him into the corner. Davis staggers out into a dropkick that sends him right back into the turnbuckles. Alex charges in and lowers his shoulder into Sebastian’s gut, doubling him over and letting Darling snap off a DDT. No attempt to cover the man here, and Darling is immediately trying to lock in the Money Clip. Davis scrambles to the ropes and rolls to the floor, clearing his head while the referee counts all the way up to 8. Sebastian climbs back up on the apron and starts to duck between the ropes, only to be met by a running knee strike. Darling stalks Davis and starts to load him on his shoulders for the Darling Driver. Sebastian slides off behind him and hits the ropes, catching Alex turning around with a huge Spear!
Davis to his feet first and he pulls Darling in for a suplex, turning it into a Slingshot Suplex. He tries to follow up with the Undertow, but Alex is at the ropes and he gets a break. Alex to his feet now and he eats a boot to the face as Sebastian builds some momentum. He chops Darling a couple of times in the chest and scoops him up and plants him in the mat with a powerslam. A cover nets a 2 count, but Alex kicks out decisively. Sebastian flings Alex into the turnbuckles, but Alex reverses it. He runs Davis into the corner face first and hooks his waist… Chaos Theory! Bridge One… Two… No! Davis kicks out just in time and both men are slower to get to their feet now. Davis tries a Single-Underhook Suplex, and Darling turns it into an arm drag. He sends Sebastian across the ring and gets a little separation between the two
Russ: The Onslaught Champ is giving Alex all he can handle out there! Razz: You could say it the other way, Darling is making the new champion earn his paycheck here!
Alex feigns a lock up mid ring and thumbs Davis in the eye. He blisters his chest with chops, backing him into the ropes. A whip across and Alex nails a leg lariat. Davis is down, and Darling just stomps on him, Ronnie Garvin style. Sebastian crawls to the ropes to pull himself up, but Alex hooks him first and T-Bone Suplexes him across the ring.
Russ: Darling keeping things simple here. no frills, with lots of ground-and-pound. Razz: It’s a bold strategy against a younger, stronger opponent, Russ. Let’s see if it pays off.
Darling continues to stalk and kick at Sebastian, keeping him from getting to his feet. Darling with another running knee strike here. He drags Davis to the center of the ring and once again tries to wrap his legs up for the Money Clip. Davis kicks him away and finally hits his feet. He levels Darling with a running clothesline. And another. AND ANOTHER! Darling sent into the ropes. Hurricane Slam! Davis covers one… two… No! and Darling saves himself just before three! Davis’s turn to drags his opponent to the middle of the ring and grabs his ankles. Davis tries to twist him into the Padre island Crab, and Darling kicks him away. Darling with a low blow the referee doesn’t see and he hooks Davis, ducks under, turns around and lifts.. Vertebreaker! Davis crashes down on the back of his head! Alex perches above his prey, grabbing his arms and pulling them back behind him, boot on the back of the neck. CURB STOMP! NO! Davis breaks free and Darling’s boot hits the canvas, leaving him off balance for a split second. SPEAR! Davis pulls Darling in and lifts him up .... The bell rings ..... And Sebastian plants his man with the SPRING BREAK PLUNGE!
Official Decision (15:00) Time Limit Draw.
Davis lands the move, but the official is right there to pull him away from Alex. Darling rolls out of the ring on his own power, pointing and mouthing at the official. Neither man looks happy at the decision, which draws the expected ire of the Sri Lankans in attendance.
ALEXIS DARLING vs. ZED
Lexie is out first, she plays to the crowd and lays across the turnbuckles waiting for Zed. Zed and Reverend BRICK~! make their way to the ring, Rev. BRICK~! carries a smoking censer that smells suspiciously like something from Bing Bong’s. Zed steps between the ropes and gets a huge ovation from the crowd, which he is still somewhat taken aback by. BRICK~! calls Zed to the corner and he takes a knee while BRICK~! says a prayer. The prayer ends and the bell rings.
Lexie takes the fight to the intercontinental champion, chasing Zed out of the ring for a breather.
Russ: It seems like Zed might have underestimated Alexis a bit Razz: Lexie is one of the most underrated wrestlers in the world, she doesn’t get her due Russ: If she didn’t have Zed’s attention before, I would bet the farm she has it now Razz: I guarantee it
Zed slides into the ring and he and Lexie go at it again and put on an absolute classic. The crowd is roaring for both and count along with the numerous near falls. We also get tons of THIS IS AWESOME! chants. The end finally comes when Lexie goes for a Phoenix splash, but Zed moves out of the way at the last possible second. Zed grabs her and hits the GTH, covers and gets the three. WINNER in 37:44 – Zed
Lexie slowly gets to her feet, Zed offers a handshake and she takes it, then raises Zed’s hand before rolling out of the ring and heading to the back to a standing ovation.
FIREWOMAN vs. JACK BULLET
Firewoman rushes Bullet at the bell and peppers him with rights and lefts. Bullet covers up in the corner, then eventually drops down and rolls to the floor. Fire follows, catches Bullet and whips him shoulder first into the outside ring post. She tries to follow with a splash to the back, but Jack moves and Fire smashes her face into the post. Jack rolls back inside and waits on Fire, who almost gets counted out. Bullet catches Fire as she gets into the ring from behind with a rear waistlock. He hits a German Suplex with bridge for a two count. He continues to work the rear waistlock until Fire makes the ropes to breaks. As she comes off, Jack goes low with a heel pick and goes into an anklelock with grapevine. Fire makes the ropes to break again. Jack goes low again to grab the leg and tries a teardrop suplex, but Fire punches him in the face and he drops her. He uses the near ropes as a spring board, collars Jack and hits a bulldog. He hits the ropes again for a springboard moonsault, but Bullet rolls out of the way. From the mat, Fire encourages Bullet to drop an elbow or a knee. He refuses, so Fire kips up, surprises him with a super kick and follows with a code breaker. She covers for two. Back on their feet, Fire goes into the ropes and tries a flying crossbody. Jack catches her and throws her over his head for a barrel roll slam, but she catches Jack around the neck and hangs on into a sleeper. Bullet backs her into the corner to break, but Fire kicks her legs out and vaults out of the corner with a flipping neckbreaker for a two count. Fire goes up top for the Firesault. Bullet gets up and meets her on top. Fire turns to face Bullet and stares right at him. He cocks a fist but won’t throw it. Fire pushes him off, hits a missile dropkick and then returns up to for the Firesault and the three count. WINNER in 21:37 – Firewoman
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BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. THE DARLINGS – 2/3 FALLS MATCH
The intros are all done and the four participants are in the ring. Lexie is starting things for team Darling while Bill is in for BFE. Collar and elbow tie up, Bill backs Lexie into the corner, the referee calls for a clean break and gets it. Bill backs off, Lexie tries a clothesline out of the corner, but Bill takes her to the mat with a nice arm drag. Lexie spins to her feet faster than Bill and catches him with a shining wizard as he stands up.
Bill is dazed, and Lexie tags in Alex. Alex nails Bill with a forearm to the back of the head, then grabs him around the waist, Lexie pops Bill with a superkick to the jaw and Alex drops him with a bridging German suplex. Alex gets a two count as Justin races into the ring and breaks up the pin with a kick to Darling’s ribs.
Alex pulls Bill to his feet and sends him to the ropes, then connects with a perfect drop kick to the jaw that sends Bill to the apron. Alex grabs Bill and pulls him into the ring hooking his feet on the middle rope, then drops him with a DDT. Alex floats over and covers, but Bill kicks out at two.
Alex pulls Bill to his feet again and tries a whip to the ropes, but Bill reverses it and catches Alex with a thunderous spinebuster on the rebound! Bill doesn’t cover, but does make the tag to Justin. Justin comes in and hits a low leg drop on Alex then covers, but Darling kicks out at two.
Justin gets to his feet and plays to the crowd, he grabs Alex and heads to the corner for Doug Hates Toast, but Alex slips free and shoves Justin toward the corner. Justin climbs the ropes and is about to hit a flipping moonsault on Darling when Alex drop kicks the top rope! Justin falls on the top turnbuckle,crotching himself, then falling into a tree of woe!
Alex tags in Lexie and she climbs to the top rope while Alex grabs Justin’s arms and stretches him out parallel to the mat, Lexie leaps and hits a warrior stomp to Justin driving him into the mat! Lexie covers and Alex keeps Bill at bay, and they get a three count. WINNERS of fall 1 in 12:44 – The Darlings – The Darlings lead 1-0
Lexie pulls Justin to his feet, hooks him and lifts him for a slingshot suplex, then drives him down with a jackhammer! Lexie covers Justin, but Bill comes in and breaks it up at two. Lexie keeps Justin on the mat in the Darling corner and she and Alex take turns stretching Justin, using quick tags to try and wear him out and get a submission.
Alex comes in and pulls Justin to his feet and rocks him with a European uppercut, then hits the ropes and lands a sick kick to the face. Alex grabs Justin’s legs and traps him in a sharpshooter right in the middle of the ring. Justin slams the mat in pain but refuses to give up. On the apron Bill is stomping and clapping and the crowd responds and starts cheering for Justin. Justin manages to grab Alex’s leg and slowly fights out of the sharpshooter, dropping Alex to the mat and trapping him in a sharpshooter of his own! Alex howls in pain, but is able to make it to the ropes to force the break.
Justin pulls himself to his feet on the ropes and Alex gets to his feet and stands between Justin and Bill. Justin charges at Alex and slides between his legs and makes the hot tag to Bill!
Bill comes in and drops Alex to the mat with a bionic elbow. Alex pops to his feet and Bill scoops him up and slams him then bounds off the ropes and drops an elbow across his chest and covers, but Darling kicks out at two.
Bill pulls Alex up and whips him into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline then grabs him for a bulldog and drives him down in the middle of the ring. Bill is feeling it now! He heads to the corner and climbs to the top rope and goes for the Freebird, a flying head butt, but Alex moves out of the way at the last second and Bill gets nothing but canvas!
Alex makes the quick tag to Lexie and they wait for Bill to stand and pop him with a double superkick to the face! Bill stands for a moment, then slowly falls to the mat. Lexie covers Bill, but Bill manages to roll his shoulder at two. Lexie pulls him to his feet and hits a back drop driver and covers again, but this time Justin comes in and breaks it up with a kick.
As the referee gets Justin out of the ring, Lexie pulls Bill to his feet and whips him to the ropes, but she lowers her head a moment too soon, Bill drops an elbow across the back of her head, then grabs her and hits a piledriver! Bill pulls Lexie up and whips her into the BFE corner, she slams chest first into the corner and staggers backward, Bill tags in Justin and Justin springs into the ring and takes Lexie down with a clothesline. Justin pulls Lexie up and drives her to the mat with a falcon arrow, then heads to the corner, Bill comes in and they hit the rocket launcher! Justin covers Lexie, one…..two…….THREE! WINNERS of the second fall, in 33:24 – Banned From Everywhere – tied at 1
Justin tags Bill in and Bill comes in and pounces on a stunned Lexie and traps her in the Cuyler clutch! Lexie is in agony, and now it is the crowds turn to cheer her on. Lexie finally makes it to the ropes and forces the break.
Bill waits for Lexie to get to her feet, then hits a HARD clothesline from hell! He pulls her up quickly and drives her to the mat with an Alabama slam, then covers her again, but Alex breaks it up at two. Bill whips Lexie into the BFE corner and follows her in with a back elbow, then hammers her with elbows to the top of the head until she falls to the mat.. Bill tags Justin in and Justin slips between the ropes and heads to the adjacent corner and races down the ropes and catches Lexie with a boot to the face. Justin drags Lexie out of the corner and covers, but Lexie somehow kicks out at two
Justin whips Lexie into the corner and lifts her onto the top turnbuckle. Justin climbs to the top and goes for a hurracarana, but Lexie holds onto the top rope and Justin falls to the mat. Lexie stands up and hits a macho man elbow from the top, but can’t cover. Both Justin and Lexie remain down on the mat and the referee starts the ten count.
As the count gets to eight, both Lexie and Justin fight to their feet and face one another, then both fall backward and make the tag to their partners, and the crowd goes crazy!
Alex and Bill come in and brawl around the ring for a bit. Bill gives Alex the ten shot to the turnbuckle, Alex staggers out of the corner and takes a few swings at nothing in particular, then falls face first to the mat! Bill falls on Alex and covers, but Darling kicks out at two.
Bill pulls Alex to his feet and sets him up for a piledriver, but Alex back drops Bill then makes the tag to Lexie. As Bill gets to his feet, Alex grabs him from behind and hits the Darling driver! Bill barely hits the mat when Lexie lands the Phoenix Splash! Lexie covers and Alex cuts off Justin, one, two, three! WINNERS in 49:21 – The Darlings, the Darlings win 2 falls to 1
Lexie and Alex shake hands with BFE and the crowd pops big for that. Alex stops on his way out of the ring and looks at the camera and smirks “four weeks Jackie.”
MAC FLASHER vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS vs. TRENT POWERS – OOWF Onslaught Championship Triple Threat Match
Everyone is announced and meets in the middle of the ring, Flasher and Powers exchange the handshake of mutual respect, then turn to Davis, who just rolls his eyes and heads to his corner.
Russ: This is a one fall match, whoever scores the pin fall or submission wins or retains the title. Razz: Kind of puts the champ at a bit of a disadvantage here
The bell rings and Davis charges out of his corner and grabs Flasher and throws him over the top rope to the floor, then rolls Powers up from behind for a one count. Powers quickly spins to his feet and slaps the taste out of Davis’ mouth, then the two of them start throwing forearms. Flasher gets into the ring and hits a drop kick to the back of Davis’ head that sends him crashing into Powers. Davis powers out and Flasher grabs a stunned Powers and sends him to the ropes and elevates him with a back drop, then catches him with a fisherman’s suplex, bridges and only gets a two count when Davis dives back into the ring.
Russ: The pace of this match is just incredible! Razz: You gotta keep it fast in matches like this, you gotta try to get the three before that other guy can break it up, it only takes three seconds for the other guy to lose too Russ: Time is also a factor in this, as you know, onslaught championship matches are only fifteen minutes in length Razz: It’s hard enough to win a match in the OOWF, let alone in under fifteen minutes Russ: That’s why the onslaught division is regarded as some of the best wrestling in the world, night in and night out Vince McMahon: <in Russ’ ear piece> MAKE SURE YOU PUSH THE MAIN EVENT! MENTION THE XFL! Russ: What? Razz: What what Russ? Russ: Nothing, some crazy guy is yelling about the XFL in my earpiece Razz: ………………so uh, Russ……..did you visit Bing Bong’s before the show?
Back in the ring Powers and Davis are beating the snot out of Mac. They have him tied up in the corner and are taking turns chopping the shit out of him. Powers charges in and KILLS Mac with a knee to the face. Flasher slumps in the corner and Davis grabs Powers from behind and hits a bridging German suplex, Powers just barely gets out at two.
The action continues at a frantic pace. The end comes when everyone is scrambling to get the pin, Flasher hits Powers with the FLASH DRIVE! He goes for the pin, but Davis grabs him and runs him shoulder first into the ring post! Davis grabs Powers and hits the CATTLE DRIVER! Davis covers one, two, THREE! Flasher was just a second too late! WINNER in 14:51 and NEW OOWF Onslaught champion – Sebastian Davis
Davis rolls out of the ring and grabs the Onslaught championship from the table and walks to the back.
NICK FLEMING vs. JACK BULLET – OOWF World Heavyweight Title 60 Minute Iron Man Match
Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.
ME: Our main event for the evening is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. It will be a 60-minute iron man match with the man who scores the most victories in the time limit winning. Introducing first, the challenger, at a weight of 235 pounds, Nick Fleming.
Fleming walks to the ring without music and ignores the fans waving “Hug Nick Fleming” signs and begging him to get close for an embrace.
ME: And the champion, from Des Moines, Iowa, at a weight of 215 pounds, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.
Bullet high-fives fans as he runs down the aisle to “Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent. Fleming looks disgusted at the fanfare.
Russ: This is Jack Bullet’s first match since having his neck injured by Nick Fleming by a piledriver on the floor.
Razz: And this isn’t an easy match to come back on. Sure, it’s not a hardcore match, but a 60-minute iron man match is going to put both combatants through the wringer.
Russ: Despite the physical confrontation, both men have also been mentally sparring with each other. Fleming, with his faux political campaign against Bullet, and Jack with his hug Nick Fleming campaign inspired by Josie.
The bell rings and Bullet approaches Fleming offering a hug. Fleming backs off and barks at referee Davis Hightower to keep him at bay. The fans laugh. Fleming then rushes forwards and lunges overtop Hightower to bash Bullet in the head. Jack stumbles backwards into the near corner. Fleming drives several knees to the stomach. He then hiptosses Bullet out of the corner to the mat and goes to a chinlock.
Russ: Fleming is working the damaged neck already and I’m guessing that will be his focal point for the match.
Razz: You think? If Fleming completely incapacitates Bullet we could see a new falls record for an iron man match.
Fleming wrenches the neck, but Bullet turns into Fleming and gets his feet under him as he rises. He breaks with three elbows to the stomach. Bullet presses Fleming back into the ropes and whips him off. Nick ducks under a clothesline and comes back to eat a standing dropkick. Bullet follows with a knee drop, but Fleming rolls out of the way and to his feet. They lock up and struggle against each other.
Fleming comes out of it with a rear waistlock. Bullet reverses and tries a German suplex, but Fleming blocks by hooking Jack’s ankle with his foot. Fleming drops low, gets a heel pick and goes into anklelock, which transitions into a STF.
Russ: Fleming showing his mat prowess and working that neck, cranking back on that facelock.
Razz: We could see the first ever submission to an STF since…uh, Terry Funk was NWA World Heavyweight Champion.
They are near the ropes and Bullet grabs them for the break. Hightower gets to four on his count before Fleming lets go. Bullet tries to pull himself up by the ropes, but Fleming cuts him off with a double axe handle. Fleming collars Jack as he’s bent over and brings him out to the middle of the ring for a DDT, but Bullet blocks and back drops out. Jack tries to follow with an elbow drop, but Fleming rolls out of the way and back to his feet. He fires off a couple kicks to the downed Bullet, then hops on his back for a camel clutch.
Russ: More working of the neck as Fleming is pulling out every submission and wear down hold involving the neck he can think of.
Razz: Bullet was lucky to block that DDT, this is all just setup for some big impact moves to come, I’m sure.
Bullet is near enough the ropes to reach out and grab for the break. Fleming takes the whole five count before breaking. He stomps Jack in the back of the head as he stands. Hightower backs Fleming off. Bullet gets up and the two competitors circle each other, although Jack is a lot slower than he was to start.
They lock up again. Fleming immediately pushes Bullet into the ropes and shoots him off. Jack is downed by a shoulder block. Fleming drops an elbow, but Bullet moves this time and rolls to his feet. Nick stands, but is swiftly knocked back down by a dropkick. Bullet pulls him up by the wrist and sends him into the ropes. He comes off into a scoop slam and Bullet makes the first cover of the match for a two count. Bullet tries to press his advantage, but Fleming immediately rolls to the floor.
Razz: Smart by the challenger. He doesn’t want the champion to get any sort of momentum.
Fleming invites Bullets to come to the outside, but Jack just hangs back and allows Hightower to make his ring out count.
Russ: Bullet might be hesitant to go outside, because after all, it was a piledriver on the floor that led to his neck injury.
Fleming re-enters at nine and the two circle each other once again. They lockup and Fleming pushes Bullet into the ropes. He releases, but as he does, he slaps Bullet full in the face. The crowd ‘ooos’ as Nick back pedals away.
Razz: He’s trying to get Bullet riled up, something we know is easy to do, because then he gets sloppy.
Bullet rubs his face and waves Fleming to lockup again. Nick seems a little put off by this, but obliges. Fleming comes out of it with an overhead wristlock. Bullet brings his free arm around to smack Nick right in the face. That breaks the hold. The crowd ‘ooos’ again. Fleming cracks his neck and asks for another lockup. Bullet obliges. He gets the wristlock again, but this time, immediately yanks Jack’s hair and takes him to the mat.
Bullet powers up and tries to hip toss out, but Fleming holds on as they hit the mat again. Bullet manages to wiggle out and segues into a hammerlock. As he has the hold, Bullet drives a couple knees into Fleming’s back.
Fleming gets his knees underneath him and tries to work up, Jack transitions into a chicken wing and forces Fleming back down. He refuses to submit. Jack turns Nick over and he lays on the canvas for a pin. He bridges at two. Fleming falls to the side out of the bridge and rolls to the ropes for the break.
He pulls himself up the by the ropes and Bullet moves in. Fleming catches him with a right hand. Bullet stumbles back. Fleming fires off three vicious European uppercuts and the third takes Bullet right off his feet, over the ropes and to the floor. Before Fleming can follow him out, Bullet scrambles back inside. He walks into a forearm, backs up momentarily, but then comes back with a forearm of his own that pushes Fleming back.
Razz: Notice how Bullet does not want to get caught out on the floor.
Jack catches his opponent with another forearm. Fleming turns and trips into the near corner. Bullet follows and drives his face into the top turnbuckle. The crowd pops so Bullet does it again and they count along…one…two…three…four…five…six…Fleming falls straight down into the corner and then flops on his back. Fleming rolls to the floor.
Bullet doesn’t follow. Nick comes back inside and Bullet goes to meet him. Fleming grabs the leg, trips Bullet and drags him toward the near corner as he retakes the floor. He wraps the leg around the ring post twice. Hightowers tells him to get into the ring or he will disqualify him. Fleming obliges while Bullet is writhing on the mat. Fleming drags Bullet to the center of the ring and scores a figure four leglock.
Hightower asks Bullet if he wants to submit and he repeatedly shakes his head no. The crowd claps to get behind Bullet. Jack stretches out his right arm and waves it to drum up the crowd more and he windmills his arm, he is able to reverse the hold. Fleming breaks. Jack comes up limping. Fleming clips the knee and goes for the figure four again, but as he spins and gets his head near Jack’s, Bullet collars him and rolls him up with a small package. One…two…three.
ME: Jack Bullet scores a pinfall at 20:12 and leads this iron man match by 1-0.
The crowd pops big. Fleming comes up and argues with the referee about what happened. Bullet tries to push past Hightower, but Fleming halls off and straight up kicks Bullet in the groin. He doubles over and the fans boo.
ME: Nick Fleming has been disqualified for a low blow at 20:20, putting Jack Bullet up 2-0.
Fleming now blows past Hightower to hook Bullet up by the head. He hoists the Silver Eagle up and sends him crashing down with a sheer vertical brainbuster. He covers while hooking the leg. One…two….three.
ME: Nick Fleming scores a pinfall at 21:02. Jack Bullet leads 2-1.
Russ: Fleming gave up a pinfall, but won it right back and one can truly feel the momentum shifting here in this match.
Fleming pulls Jack up and tries for the brainbuster again, but Jack reverses into a suplex. He floats over for a cover, but Fleming quickly pushes him off. As they come up, Nick nails Jack with a forearm. He grabs him by the head and hits a spinning neckbreaker. He covers for two. Fleming pulls Bullet up for the brainbuster again, Jack counters again, but Fleming punches him in the throat. Bullet falls right into an Evenflow DDT. Fleming covers. One…two…three.
ME: Nick Fleming scores a pinfall at 25:17. The score is tied at 2 all.
Fleming sits up on the mat. He stands and pulls Bullet up between his legs.
Razz: This could be it right here. If he hits this piledriver. It could be all over.
A roar rifles through the crowd as Mama Juana rushes down the aisle and takes the ring apron. Fleming lets Bullet drop and points at her. He screams at Hightower and can be heard by the camera.
NF: She’s doesn’t have a manager’s license. She’s not allowed at ringside. That’s a disqualification and I want it right now.
Razz: He’s right. She should not be down here.
Russ: She’s just concerned for her husband. He just came off of a terrible neck injury, which a piledriver would certainly reinjure.
Juana stands her ground. Fleming comes over to the apron. She slaps him in the face, drops to her knees and punches him in the balls through the ropes.
MJ: Now that’s a disqualification.
ME: Jack Bullet has been disqualified for outside interference at 28:34. Nick Fleming leads 3-2.
Bullet slides over as Fleming is doubled over and rolls up for a schoolboy pin. One…two…three. Mama Juana exits to the back with a slight smile.
ME: Jack Bullet scores a pinfall at 28:44. We are tied at 3 all.
Both men make their feet. Fleming catches Bullet in the face with a forearm. Bullet follows with a forearm of his own. They trade forearms back and forth and slowly sink to their knees. They then go to punches back and forth. Fleming reels off a haymaker and Bullet falls backwards. He falls on top for a pinfall. One…two…Bullet pushes him off. Fleming stands and Bullet catches him with an armdrag. We go arm dragging.
Russ: The world champion with a remarkable second wind out of nowhere. This could be how he puts this thing away.
Fleming recovers from the series of arm drags enough to slide to the outside. The crowd jeers and he just smiles.
Razz: Fleming knows Bullet won’t go to the outside now, so it’s a good move on his part for a breather.
Russ: Are you so sure about that.
Fleming turns around as the jeers turn to cheers. He looks up to see Bullet high above the ropes coming down onto him with a crossbody. Fleming takes it full in the chest and goes down. Bullet pulls Fleming up by the wrist and whips him into the ring apron. He goes for an Eagle Splash, but Fleming moves. Bullet smacks the canvas with his chest. Fleming steps behind him, collars his head and hits a neckbreaker. He then pulls Bullet up and sends him flying into the ring steps. Bullet flips over to take it in the back. Davis Hightower is at eight on his count out. Fleming holds his hands in the air and counts off with him for nine…ten.
ME: Davis Hightower has declared a double count out at 39:48. The score is four all.
Fleming then walks over to Bullet and tucks his head under his legs. He wraps his arms around his waist.
Razz: Here we go…the old school piledriver on the outside.
Russ: This is what put Bullet in a neck brace and it could be what loses his title.
Bullet fights and reverses. Fleming reverses. Bullet reverses once more and falls back with a piledriver of his own. The crowd pops huge.
Russ: Action driver on the outside!
Bullet makes the apron and rolls back inside as Hightower is reaching 10 on his next count out.
ME: Nick Fleming has been counted out at 40 minutes. Jack Bullet is up 6-5.
Hightower starts another count out as Bullet lays in the ring and gets his breath. Fleming slowly makes his way up and gets on the apron at nine. Bullet comes over to meet him and break the count. Jack hooks him up for a suplex over the ropes back into the ring. Fleming blocks and drops straight down to drive Jack’s throat over the ropes. Jack flops back onto the canvas. Fleming slides back in and straddles Bullet, raining down punches.
He pulls Bullet up by the head and puts him between his legs. Jack falls down. Fleming bends down to pick him up again, Jack collars him for a small package. One…two…thr…Fleming rolls him over. One…two…thr…Bullet rolls him over. One…two…thr…Fleming rolls him over again. They go rolling around the mat trading one counts. They break off.
Bullet tries to score an arm drag as they come up, but Fleming drops flat to the mat and fires up a straight right hand to Jack’s face as he stands overtop. Jack turns around and trips away. Fleming comes up behind Bullet with a sleeper hold. Jack quickly backs Nick into the near corner to break. He snap mares him out of the corner and then hits a basement dropkick to the back of the head. Bullet climbs the ropes and perches on the top turnbuckle. He waits for Fleming to stand and then comes off with an Eagle Dive. Nick catches him as they fall and rolls over for a pin attempt, but Bullet rolls them back over once again. One…two…thr…Fleming presses him off.
Jack quickly gets behind Nick as they stand for a German suplex. He bridges for one…two…thr…Fleming rolls to the side to break the bridge. Bullet retains the waistlock as they stand. Fleming fires back with a kick that catch Jack in the inner thigh to break. He then reaches up, cradles the head and drops down for a stunner. Bullet flops to his back. Fleming hooks the leg for one…two…thr….Bullet gets the shoulder up.
Fleming pulls Bullet to his feet and hooks up a suplex. He hoists Jack, who slips out behind him. Bullet snakes Fleming’s arms for a backslide. One…two…thr…Fleming rolls out to his feet. He charges with a clothesline as Bullet turns and takes him down. He gets behind Bullet for a sleeper hold again. Jack jumps up and comes down to break with a jaw jacker. Fleming bounces back into the ropes. Bullet rushes, collars Fleming and kicks off the ropes for a springboard bulldog. He covers for one…two…thr…Fleming kicks out.
Nick tries to slow it down with a thumb to the eye, but Bullet ducks under and goes into Fleming with his shoulder, he gets a waistlock and fires back with a Northern Lights Suplex with bridge for one…two…thr…Fleming wiggles out. They come up again. Bullet fires off a kick to the gut. Nick doubles over. Jack double underhooks the arms and reels back with the Silver Bullet butterfly DDT. One…two…three.
ME: Jack Bullet scores a pinfall at 52:50 to go up 7-5.
Russ: What a flurry of action. Nick Fleming has just eight minutes to get three falls in his favor as a tie would do him no good.
Razz: Well, if he ties we could get overtime.
Russ: Really? We’re not WWE.
Bullet pulls Fleming up for another Action Driver, but Fleming backdrops out. He then goes to one knee and shakes his head to get the cobwebs out. Jack moves in on Fleming, who comes up with a sledgehammer right to the gut. Bullet doubles over, but has the presence of mind to move away from Nick.
Fleming stalks Jack and gets a rear waistlock. He tries to get a suplex, but Bullet holds onto the ropes and Nick is knocked off. Bullet skips to the middle rope and backflips off with a springboard moonsault. He covers for one…two…thr…Fleming press him off. They make their feet and Nick whips Jack into the ropes. Bullet goes for a Thesz Press, but Fleming catches him, hoists him higher and throws him into the near corner for a buckle bomb. Bullet is holding the back of his head.
Razz: Fleming smells blood. This could be what he needs with less than five minutes left.
Fleming goes into the corner and kicks Bullet several times in the head. Hightower warns him to get it out of the corner. Fleming backs up with his hands up. Bullet pulls himself up. Fleming rushes in with a spear. He pulls Bullet out by the head and goes into a jackhammer. He covers for one…two…three.
ME: Nick Fleming scores a pinfall at 57:11. Jack Bullet leads 7-6.
Fleming pulls Bullet up by the head and tucks him in between his legs. He struggles to prevent the piledriver. Trying to settle him down, Fleming grabs Jack’s arms and turns the move into a pedigree. He rolls him over for one…two…three.
ME: Nick Fleming scores a pinfall at 58:02 to make it 7-7.
Russ: Just like that, Nick Fleming has tied things up in less than a minute. We’re back to even with just about two minutes left. Again a tie would go to Jack Bullet as champion.
Razz: I don’t want to see this end on a tie, you don’t want to see this end in a tie, the competitors don’t want this to end on a tie, the fans don’t want this to end on a tie.
Russ: What if the tie favored Fleming?
Razz: Oh, that would be fine.
Fleming pulls Bullet up for the piledriver. He looks at the clock and points, the fans jeer. Bullet backdrops out as the fans go wild. Fleming scrambles to his feet and straight into a super kick. Bullet covers for one…two…thr…Fleming kicks out.
Both men dig deep as they race to their feet. They start slugging it out. Fleming rocks Bullet with a forearm and he spins around from it. Nick gets Jack by the waist and picks him for a side suplex. Bullet flips out, gets behind Fleming and pushes him into the ropes. Jack scores an O’Connor Roll for one…two…thr…Fleming breaks.
Bullet gets under Fleming as they come up and hooks his leg for a tear drop suplex. He floats over for a cover and gets one…two…thr…Fleming kicks out.
Bullet races to the top rope. Fleming gets up and falls into the ropes, so Jack crotches himself. Nick gets under Jack as he sits on the top turnbuckle to throw him off. However, Bullet flips off the top turnbuckle to the mat while holding Fleming’s head for a neckbreaker. He floats over and hooks the leg for one…two…three.
ME: Jack Bullet scores a pinfall as time expires to win this iron man match at 8-7 and is STILL your OOWF World Heavyweight Champion.
The crowd screams. Fleming is out on the mat. Bullet gets to his knees and Hightower raises his hand in victory.
Russ: You got your wish, Razz, it didn’t end in a tie.
Razz: Oh, shut up!
SADISTIC GAMES 2
Russ: Here we go folks, we've reached Sadistic Games 2. What's your take on this match partner?
Razz: I think the key individual on the Saints side is Stank. He has extensive experience in War Games matches and remember that in the first Sadistic Games match he eliminated 3 members of Royalty by himself. If his knee is 100 percent, he could be a huge factor in this match. As far as Team Ecosystem, I think the biggest question mark is Mai Muyo. Not because of her talent, but like Matt Folz has said, this really isn't her type of environment. Can she force herself to go to the dark place she'll have to go to win a match like this?
Russ: Well said partner. Folks, if you have any young kids watching us right now, now would be the time to put them to bed early. This is going to get ugly and it's going to get ugly fast. As we watch the cage come down and start to surround these two rings, let's head down to Mike Elevenbee to explain the rules and give us the formal introductions.
Mike Elevenbee: Ladies and Gentlemen, these are the official rules of Sadistic Games:
One individual from each team will start out in the ring against one another for a 5 minute period.
At the end of that 5 minutes, the head referee will flip a coin. The winning team gets to send in a second individual for 2 minutes.
The two teams will then alternate sending individuals into the ring.
An individual can be eliminated at any point during the match, but to eliminate someone you must make them bleed first.
Submission or referee stoppage only.
The first team to eliminate all 5 members of the other team wins.
And now introducing the participants:
From Atlanta Georgia and weighing in at 334 pounds, Stank. From Duluth Minnesota, one half of the OOWF World Tag Team Champions and weighing 367 pounds Stan Fulton. From Green Bay Wisconsin, the other half of the OOWF World Tag Team Champions and weighing in at 225 pounds Matt Folz. From Detroit Michigan, weighing 230 pounds Moosehead Jack. And from New Orleans Lousiana, weighing 135 pounds Firewoman. Ladies and Gentlemen these are the Saints of Sinners! And now their opponents:
From Pittsburgh Pennslyvania, weighing 145 pounds Bridget O'Malley. From Tokyo Japan, weighing 165 pounds Shizuru. From Charlotte North Carolina, weighing 195 pounds Zed. From Nayoga Japan, weighing 180 pounds Mai Muyo. And the team captain, from Nayoga Japan and weighing 245 pounds Ecosystem.
The two teams discuss strategy and Zed heads into the ring to start for Team Eco and Moose carries Happy Death Bat into the ring to start for the Saints. Zed wisely waits for Moose to charge him, ducks a wild swing from HDB and nails Moose with a right hand to the gut that causes him to drop the bat. Zed with an Irish Whip and it looks like Moose hit the corner a little awkwardly as he comes out holding his back. Zed immediately takes advantage of this with a side backbreaker and repeated elbows to the back. Zed with a big powerslam and then he heads up and nails a frog splash to Moose's back. Zed drives Moose hard into the corner again and nails him with hard chops before hitting a snap suplex. Zed goes to pick Moose up again but Moose with a rake of the eyes and then a low blow before hitting a DDT. Moose with a Chimera plex and a Buisaku Knee before he reaches into his boot and pulls out a scalpel. Zed is able to prevent Moose from sticking it in his eye, but Moose still does manage to cut Zed's face with it.
Zed is bleeding
Moose grabs Zed and nails several right hands above his eye and then nails him with a short clothesline. Moose shoots Zed off the ropes and nails a spinebuster and then quickly picks him up and slams his face into the cage. The Saints win the toss and Stan Fulton immediately enters the ring.
Russ: This doesn't look good for Zed. He has to manage to hang on for 2 minutes otherwise Team Eco is going to be at a serious disadvantage.
Stan hits a big European Uppercut to Zed before scooping him up and hitting a huge running powerslam. Stan whips Zed into the corner and hits an avalanche. Moose and Stan hit Zed with a double suplex and then repeatedly stomp on him. Moose tries for a Dragon Sleeper but Zed manages to escape from it and hit Moose with a belly to back suplex. The numbers game comes into play as Stan quickly nails him from behind. Stan heads up top and leaps off with The Crusher, but Zed moves out of the way. Stan crashes down hard to the mat as the two minute period ends and Shizuru eagerly enters the ring.
Shizuru helps Zed to his feet and whispers some strategy to him. Zed nods and they wait for Stan to make it to his feet and nail him with a Double Dreammaker. Stan is OUT as Zed and Shizuru now turn their attention to Moose. Shizuru sends Moose off the ropes and nails him with a beautiful spinning heel kick that breaks his nose.
Moosehead Jack is now bleeding
Zed holds Moose up for Shizuru, who nails him with kicks everywhere he can. Shizuru with a superkick and then he rolls Moose into a Boston Crab. Moose is in pain as Shizuru cranks up the pressure and Zed adds to it with repeated kicks to the ribs. Stan's in no position to help out as Moose struggles and eventually taps.
Moosehead Jack has been eliminated. Team Ecosystem leads 5 wrestlers to 4.
Moose is ENRAGED as security quickly gets him out of the cage and start escorting him to the back. The crowd mockingly waves goodbye to Moose as Shizuru has an ear to ear grin on his face.
Russ: What a moment for that young man. How good that must feel for him after all the Saints put him through.
Shizuru celebrates a little too much though getting up on the ropes and playing to the crowd and not noticing Matt Folz entering the cage. Stan gets to his feet and wipes Zed out with a clothesline as Matt grabs Shizuru and takes him down with an Electric Chair Drop. Matt picks Shizuru up by the hair and repeatedly propels him face first into the cage opening up a big cut.
Shizuru is now bleeding
Stan throws Zed over the ropes into the other ring to keep him occupied as Matt locks the Folzmission on Shizuru. Shizuru quickly taps.
Shizuru has been eliminated. We're now even at 4 wrestlers apiece.
Matt heads to the other ring and high fives his partner before they start to double team Zed. Stan with a side backbreaker and holds Zed there as Matt comes off the second rope with an elbow. Matt and Stan with a double clothesline on Zed before the buzzer goes off and Bridget O'Malley enters the cage.
Russ: This could be interesting to watch. This is going to be a World Tag Team Championship match pretty soon.
Razz: I don't think any of these four individuals is thinking about that right now.[/b]
Bridget leaps over both sets of ropes and nails a plancha on both Stan and Matt. Bridget with a spinning back elbow on Matt before she drops him throat first across the ropes with a Stun Gun. Zed and Bridget then start to take Stan apart like a well oiled machine, focusing on the big man's knee. Zed picks up the long discarded Happy Death Bat and slams it hard into Stan's knee before using it to rake the barbed wire across Stan's face.
Stan Fulton is now bleeding.
Bridget nails Matt with a Yinzerbomb as Zed applies a half crab to Stan. It looks like Stan's about to tap when Stank enters the ring and breaks it up with a big boot to Zed's face. He then moves to the other ring and turns Bridget inside out with a lariat. Stank picks up Bridget in a military press and slams her back into the top of the cage five times before getting a running start and lawn darting her face first into the side of the cage.
Bridget O'Malley is now bleeding.
In the other ring, Stan limps up to his feet and puts Zed into a crossface. Zed struggles but with Bridget unable to help him, he has no choice but to tap.
Zed has been eliminated. The Saints lead 4-3.
It looks really bad for Bridget now as she's outnumbered 3 to one. But before the Saints can do any damage, the period ends and Ecosystem enters the cage with a chain wrapped around his fist. He leaps over the ropes and nails Matt with a flying chain aided right hand.
Matt Folz is now bleeding.
Stank picks up Happy Death Bat and takes a wild swing, but Eco ducks and nails Stank with a low blow with the chain. Bridget picks up the bat and nails Stan with a shot to the face. Stan's down, Matt's down and Stank is understandably doubled over in pain. Eco with a fist drop to Matt's face before he repeatedly drives the chain into Stan's knee. At the same time, Bridget is slamming HDB into Stank's injured leg. Eco places Stan into a Texas Cloverleaf. Stan grunts in pain but has no escape.
Stan Fulton has been eliminated. We're even at 3 wrestlers apiece.
Bridget hits Stank with HDB directly in the face.
Stank is now bleeding.
Eco and Bridget then drag Stank over to the corner and slam his knee into the post. Eco slides out of the ring and places Stank in a ringpost figure four. Matt staggers over to try and break it up but Bridget cuts him off.
Stank has been eliminated. Team Eco leads 3-2
Russ: I don't think I've ever seen Ecosystem so dominant. He just eliminated Stan Fulton and Stank in less than 2 minutes.
The party doesn't last long though as Firewoman is the last wrestler in for the Saints and she of course jumps Eco from behind. As Bridget and Matt brawl in the ring, Fire picks Eco up and slams his head into the post 3 times opening up a cut.
Ecosystem is now bleeding.
Fire rolls Eco into the ring and then picks up his chain and proceeds to start literally strangling him with it. Bridget comes over and breaks that up, but Matt's right behind her and pulls her into an Angle Slam. Matt then applies the Folzmission.
Bridget O'Malley is eliminated. We're now even at 2 apiece.
Fire tells Matt to back off as she shoves Eco into the corner and tees off on him with chops that sound like gun shots. Eco reverses and starts hammering Fire with hard forearms, one of which opens up a cut above Fire's eye.
Firewoman is now bleeding.
Matt comes over to help but Eco kicks his leg back and hits Matt with a low blow. Eco hits Fire with the ENF. Both Saints are down as the buzzer goes off and Mai Muyo is the last competitor in the ring. She gives Eco a high five....then pulls him into an overhead belly to belly suplex!
Russ: What in the HELL?!
Mai walks over and helps Matt to his feet as she has a huge smile on her face. Matt looks confused as Mai gives him a huge hug. Mai points at her brother and whispers instructions to Matt. The two show off their old MJM Inc chemistry as Matt places Eco on his shoulders and Mai comes off the top rope with a bulldog. Fire gets to her feet and starts to go after Mai before Matt plays peacemaker between them and explains what's going on. The trio start stomping on Eco before Mai grabs a spare piece of barbed wire and intentionally cuts herself.
Mai Muyo is now bleeding.
Mai picks her brother up by the hair and slaps him hard in the face before shaking Matt's hand and tapping out.
Mai Muyo has been eliminated. The Saints lead 2-1.
Mai flips off her brother before leaving the ring, the fans throwing things at her as she makes her way to the back. Matt with a spinebuster and Fire goes up top. She leaps for the Best Firesault Ever but Eco rolls out of the way and Fire crashes down hard. Matt tries an Angle Slam but Eco slips off his shoulders and takes him down with his own ankle lock. Matt makes it to the ropes but it's no disqualification (and there's no referee to cause a break anyway). Matt tries to roll out of it but cannot.
Matt Folz has been eliminated. Next elimination wins
Eco hits Fire with a short clothesline and an elbow drop. He goes for a Dragon Sleeper but Fire escapes before he can get the move applied. Fire propels him into the cage then slides out of the ring and grabs a chair from underneath the ring. She beats the shit out of Eco with repeated shots to the face and ribs before hitting a Codebreaker onto the chair. Fire then puts the chair around Eco's neck.
Razz: I don't like the looks of this.
Fire heads to the top rope and leaps off with a Motherfucking Curb Stomp. We hear a sickening crunch as she Pilmanizes Eco's neck. She glares at Eco and then heads back up top.
Russ: Enough is enough, you don't have to do this again.
Fire glares down at Eco and leaps off again, another Curbstomp. The referee has seen enough and immediately calls for the bell.
Ecosystem has been eliminated. Your winners (37:32) The Saints of Sinners.
Fire shows absolutely not one trace of remorse as officials get her out of the cage. Medical personnel comes racing out from the back as Eco has shown no trace of movement at all. An eerie hush falls over the crowd as doctors slowly get Ecosystem on a stretcher.
Russ (a bit shaken): I-I knew this could get out of hand but this is more than I expected.
Razz: He's shown no movement at all.
Russ: None. Folks we'll try to give you information on his condition when we get word but it doesn't look good.[/quote]
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF New Year’s Evil 12, December 31st, LIVE! from Makaklio City, Hawaii! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! December 5th live! From Colombo, Sri Lanka
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#889) Live! From Ulaanbataar, Mongolia November 21, 2018
NICK FLEMING vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS
For two men who are returning to OOWF only a short time ago, the animosity between these two has escalated quickly. Nick Fleming comes down with his no-frills entrance, and while he generally keeps a calm exterior, you can just barely tell that he's very annoyed by his opponent's words from the past week. "Glory" fires up, and Sebastian Davis makes his entrance, doing that thing where you act like you're going to high-five and then pulling your hand back. It takes a few times before none of the fans are falling for it. He laughs, pleased with himself, before getting into the ring and trash talking Fleming some more. Fleming doesn't show any reaction... until the bell rings. Then Fleming lays into Davis with a fury and basically pummels him around the ring. If this were a four quarter match, he'd have won as he manages to beat Davis into every corner in quick succession. Davis gets a break and drops down out of the ring to compose himself. Fleming glowers down at him, stepping between the ropes to stand on the outside apron. David grabs his foot and yanks, and Fleming falls hard on his back on the apron. David throws him off onto the floor and begins to put the boots to him. He gets him good and incapacitated and rolls back into the ring and poses triumphantly. Fleming slowly gets to his feet, and Davis is too busy celebrating so he doesn't seem him. Fleming rolls back in and crouches...waiting....for Davis to turn around RIGHT into a SPEAR~! SPEAR ~! SPEAR~! He rolls him up but Davis kicks out at about one-and-a-half. David leaps to his feet and goes after Fleming, this time being the aggressor. He wipes up the ring with him, and then hits a slingshot suplex with a bridge for a two-count. Back on their feet and more brawling. It goes back and forth like this for several minutes. Each man rushes to either side for the ropes and the collide BIG time in the middle. They stagger around and Davis recovers just a hair sooner. He lifts Fleming up into for a SPRING BREAK PLUNGE~! but while he is delaying the vertical suplex for the photo op...the referee calls for the bell! WINNER – 20 minute draw
THE DARLINGS vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE
Before the match starts, we get handshakes all around. I guess the Darlings are going all in with this face turn bit. The bell rings and we get a standard match to start, with Lexie and Justin trading moves quickly. Lexie catches Justin with a kick to the head, then rolls him up for a two count. Justin escapes and ducks a clothesline from Lexie and hits a bridging Northern Lights suplex for a two count of his own. The two spin to their feet and the crowd gives them a standing ovation.
The match ends with some controversy. Lexie and Bill are legal, but the match breaks down and Justin and Alex get into the fray. The end comes when Alex catches Bill with the DARLING DRIVER and Justin hits Lexie with DOUG HATES TOAST! They both cover……one…….two……THREE!
Both teams celebrate their win, and confusion quickly reigns. The fans are confused, as are the wrestlers. The referee talks with the time keeper and they look at the replay. We finally get a decision.
Due to a double pin, the match will be restar……….
GM the Danny’s music plays and Vic Denero comes out to the top of the ramp
Ladies and Gentlemen I apologize for the end of that match, the OOWF has the best referees in the world, but this one got it wrong. Unfortunately we cannot restart the match <crowd boos> but what I am going to do is schedule a match between these two teams for Sunday, and it will be a two out of three falls match <crowd cheers, then remembers that they didn’t get an end to their match, and they boo again>
Vic doesn’t look all too happy about the decision, but he shrugs and heads to the back. In the ring, the Darlings and BFE shrug their shoulders and shake hands one again. The crowd cheers this act of sportsmanship, so, at least it’s not all bad for them.
CLAN QUINN vs. ZED & BRIDGET O’MALLEY
The Quinns storm the ring and the fight is immediately on! Moose attacks Zed while Fire goes after Bridget. The four tumble out of the ring and fight around ringside. Initially Moose and Fire get the better of the fight, but Zed and Bridget – urged on by Reverend BRICK~! get the upper hand. Bridget slams Fire through the Sudanese announce table, then helps Zed with Moose. They get Moose on the Portuguese announce table, and Zed climbs to the top rope, but before he can leap, Folz and Fulton are out! Folz slides into the ring and grabs Zed from the top rope and hits an OLYMPIC SLAM from the top rope! Outside the ring, Fulton DECIMATES Bridget with a clothesline.
The Saints throw Bridget into the ring and the four put the boots to them. The crowd pops as Mai and Eco hit the ring and even the odds. The referee is desperate to regain control of this match and finally has no choice but to throw it out! WINNER – No Contest
That doesn’t stop the brawling though. At one point, Moose and Fire grab Zed and Bridget and they fight around the ring. The referee quickly tries to start the match between the Saints and Muyos…….
THE MUYOS vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS
…….but it doesn’t go on for long before the four of them are outside the ring fighting as well. Matt gets Mai in the ring and the two of them tear into one another. Mai escapes an Olympic slam attempt from Matt, but as she turns to head to the ropes, she runs into a massive CLEAR CUT from Fulton! Stan hits the ropes and drops the DROP LINE on Mai, but before he can cover, Zed slides into the ring and kicks him in the face!
On the outside Moose and Fire are beating the snot out of Juni. Fire pulls some handcuffs from her boot and they cuff Eco to the ring post. Moose gets some barbed wire from under the ring and he and Fire take turns whipping Eco across the back. Bridget makes the save, but the damage has been done! Zed and Fulton are fighting inside the ring, Zed tries a bulldog on Fulton, but Stan catches him and launches him over the top rope, and Zed crashes through the Lebanese announce table.
Officials rush to the ring to try and free Eco, but Fire steals the bolt cutters from him and slams them into Mai’s ribs. Officials, backstage officials and Mongolian police flood the arena and try to restore order. Shizuru tries to join the fray but he is stopped at the top of the ramp by the sea of humanity. Stank comes out from the back and breaks one of his crutches across Shizuru’s back! Shizuru crumbles to the floor and Stank puts the boots to him.
It is clear that we are now going to get our third straight non-finish and you would think the crowd would be upset by this, but they are ROARING for the violence!
The Mongolian police move in on Fire and Moose and Lucky races to ringside to plead for them NOT to attack the police. Mai and Matt are once again tangled up in the wreckage of a table while Fulton fights off Zed and Bridget. Eco is still trapped and Fire breaks free, grabs a chair and is about to squash his head like a grape when a Mongolian officer grabs her from behind.
Fire spins and grabs the officer while Moose breaks free and shoves several officers out of the way. Lucky is frantically trying to get Moose and Fire out of there before they end up in a Mongolian prison. He appeals to Stan and Matt and the Saints quickly break free and drag the Quinns away, heading up the ramp to where Stank is standing over a prone Shizuru. We hear Lucky yell at Stank
L: Get them the fuck out of here! S: Where? To the back? L: No, out of the damn country! NOW!
Stank and the rest of the Saints get Moose and Fire to the back while the near riot at ringside finally begins to calm down. The fans start to litter the ring with debris. Finally GM the Danny and Vic come out and Vic gets on the mic:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I know this has not been an ideal evening of OOWF wrestling, but we are going to make that up to you in two ways. One, our next match is for the Onslaught Championship…….and I think you will like this one <crowd cheers, but is clearly not happy> and the second…….the OOWF has just signed an agreement to come BACK to Mongolia next year! <the crowd erupts>
Danny and Vic wave to the crowd, which now seems to be placated, and head to the back.
TRENT POWERS vs. MAC FLASHER vs. SHIZURU – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
As Davis Hightower calls for the bell, Shizuru heads for higher ground – or the top turnbuckle of his corner – while Trent Powers and Mac Flasher give chase. While both challengers are in pursuit, Hightower makes a gesture to the announce table.
Shizuru has used his first rope break.
Shizuru dismounts from the turnbuckle and begins arguing with Hightower, not aware that Mac is set to launch him with an overhead belly-to-back suplex throw. Mac tries to maintain the offensive, but is met by a hard, but open, right hand from Trent. As the two battle over a dazed Shizuru, Hightower keeps his eye on the hands being thrown, seeing no need for a warning, but still monitoring the situation close.
That vigilance gives Shizuru a chance to roll up Trent for 2, with a handful of tights … Well in the view of Hightower, who gestures to the announce table.
Shizuru has been issued his first warning.
Shizuru, now apoplectic, gets in Hightower’s face and begins jabbing a stiff index finger on the OOWF logo of Hightower’s official’s shirt. The senior official doesn’t take too kindly and shoves the hand away, right into an arm drag from Trent, who clinches on a standing armbar. Mac breaks up the hold with a clothesline as the two challengers battle over who gets to distribute damage to the champion.
Shizuru takes the opportunity to roll outside and catch his air before sneaking back in and hammering Mac from behind, sending him into the corner before unleashing hamstring kicks on Trent to chop him down. A dropkick to the kneeling Trent gets 2. Shizuru keeps his offense going, driving a knee into Mac’s back as he was turned around in the corner. A slingblade gets 2 with Shizuru stomping away at both.
It’s when Shizuru drops beside Mac and delivers a series of fists that Hightower gets involved.
Shizuru has been issued his second warning.
At the end of his rope, Shizuru considers exiting the match with his championship, but is shaken from that thought as Mac and Trent deliver a stereo atomic drop that sends Shizuru into a rope tangle. Trent uses Shizuru’s predicament to unleash a series of kicks and knees to the unblocked areas of the champ’s torso. Hightower steps in and …
Shizuru has used his second rope break.
Russ: “We’re about 5 minutes into this match and the champ has burned all of his rope breaks and warnings.” Razz: “The odds were already stacked against him. Now, it’s just impossible.”
Shizuru untangles himself, sighs, and stares at Trent and Mac. Mac steps forward and tries to wrestle Shizuru down, getting a kick to the stomach for his troubles. Trent tries to corner Shizuru and gets a Dream Maker that gets a quick 2 with Mac breaking up the count. Shizuru, in a totally defensive mode, grabs Mac by the neck, runs to the nearest corner and connects with an Acid Drop. That gets 2 before Trent breaks up the cover.
Shizuru, with some of the crowd growing to appreciate his fighting spirit, grabs the downed Mac and hops up to put Trent in a headscissors, sending both tumbling over the top rope and onto the outside mats. With both men standing slowly, Shizuru launches himself skyward, hitting a Space Flying Tiger Drop – mostly on Mac and grazing Trent.
Shizuru grabs Mac and rolls him into the ring, not seeing Trent approaching from behind and running Shizuru face first into the ringpost. Shizuru, now out on his feet, is stumbled into the ring, where Mac springs up and hits an immediate Flash Drive. As Mac tries a cover, he’s kneed in the face by Trent, who vultures the pin in front of Hightower, who counts off 3.
Your winner (pinfall, 10:29) and NEW OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION … Trent Powers!
Trent rolls out of the ring and grabs the championship as Mac and Shizuru lay on the mat, grabbing their heads. Trent, almost cracks a grin, while admiring his newly won gold on the ramp. Inside, Mac and Shizuru slowly stand up as both blame the other for the loss. With Mac trying to diffuse the situation, Shizuru opts for a low blow and few stomps to make his point known.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF New Year’s Evil 12, December 31st, LIVE! from Makaklio City, Hawaii! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem: Blood on the Great Wall 2 Live! December 2nd live! From Tibet, China
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#888) Live! From Moscow, Russia November 14, 2018
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. THE DARLINGS
BFE is out first, and as always they are a hit with the crowd. Justin and Bill play to the crowd and the crowd eats it up. The Darlings music plays, and the cheers change, they are still cheers, but they are more respect cheers
Russ: You’ve got to give it to the Russian crowd, they may not especially like the Darlings, but they are giving them a tremendous amount of respect here tonight Razz: Well, the Darlings are sort of like Russia Russ: How? Razz: Well they are still somehow powerful, despite not really doing anything for years, people fear them based largely on a well-earned reputation and people don’t entirely trust them, but they have to respect their might in the world of wrestling Russ: Fair enough. Would that make the Quinn’s Germany? Razz: Are YOU going to call the Quinns Nazis? Russ: That is NOT what I was implying……….though if I remember Coach Dietz’s high school history class, that would make the Muyos……….France? Razz: Well, if you mean in regards to the Quinns and Darlings essentially constantly being at one another’s throats even though they once had a tentative truce, while France – the Muyos – just sits back and hates them both……..I suppose that could work Russ: Folks I am being handed another note, it appears that no one wants a history lesson and that we should focus on the action in the ring
While that fascinating conversation was going on, BFE and the Darlings are having one hell of a match. Former partners Alexis and Bill face off and Bill rocks Lexie with several elbows to the face, but when he goes to drop the final elbow, Lexie moves out of the way. Alex comes in and takes over, but Bill breaks free and makes the hot tag to Justin. Justin comes in and cleans house, until Alex turns him inside out with a lariat, then follows that with a slingshot gut buster. Alex races across the ring and nails Bill, sending him to the floor. Alex tags in Lexie and lifts Justin onto his shoulders, then drives him to the mat with a DARLING DRIVER while Lexie adds a PHOENIX SPLASH for the pin and the win. WINNERS in 15:49 – The Darlings
TRENT POWERS vs. MAC FLASHER vs. SHIZURU
OOWF referee Davis Hightower calls for the bell as Shizuru, Mac Flasher and Trent Powers circle each other. While Mac is sizing up Trent, Shizuru makes the first strike as he connects with a roundhouse kick to side of Mac’s head, getting 2 before Trent breaks up the count. Trent hammers away at Shizuru, backing him into the corner before sending a series of stiff shoulders to the Onslaught Champion’s ribcage before Mac comes to and catches Trent in a Clemente Bridge Suplex that gets 1.
Mac and Trent exchange blows, once they’re vertical, as Shizuru dropkicks Trent from behind, crashing him into Mac, who tumbles through the ropes. Shizuru batters Trent with kicks to the hamstrings, dropping him to a knee before a well-placed strike seemingly turns Trent’s lights out. Shizuru covers, but takes a leg drop from a returning Mac before 2 is counted. As Trent lay dazed, Mac grabs Shizuru and drills him with a knee to the stomach. A gut wrench suplex into the corner drives the air from Shizuru as Mac signals for Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley. Mac is about two steps away before Trent recovers and clips Mac’s knee. With Mac on the ground in agony, Shizuru and Trent form an unspoken alliance as they each stomp on Mac’s knee with vigor. As Shizuru believes that he’s located a new friend, Trent replies to Shizuru’s offer of a handshake with a walking motion, a boot to the stomach and a running neckbreaker. That gets 2 as Mac breaks up the cover. Trent boots down Mac while Shizuru is slow to get up. With Mac still nursing an injured leg, Trent returns his focus to Shizuru, trying I’ll Name it Later, it’s Late and getting 2.75 thanks to Mac breaking up the pin.
Trent shoves Mac down, leading to Mac popping back up and returning the favor. The two exchange haymakers, with the Moscow crowd cheering and jeering each blow.
Russ: “Mac is throwing some heavy rights, but Trent Powers is taking them all, and dishing right back!” Razz: “This guy isn’t a slouch, nor does he carry himself like one. He’s basically Mac, but with less concern.” Russ: “Is that possible?”
After a minute of pure brawling, Mac throws a 1-2 combo that stumbles Trent just as Shizuru hops on Mac’s back with designs of a sleeper hold. Mac dumps Shizuru and follows with a fist drop that gets 1. Mac hoists Shizuru up again and sets him up for a back drop suplex, only with Trent joining the fun and taking Shizuru’s other arm. With Shizuru basically out, Hightower counts off 3. WINNER (pinfall, 8:45) … Hey wait. Who did win?
Mac and Trent each raise their arms as if they won, only to have the other pull the arms down during the celebration. After Hightower consults ring announcer Mike Elevenbee, he returns to the ring and raises the arms of both men.
Elevenbee: “Ladies and gentlemen. Official Davis Hightower has determined that both Mac Flasher and Trent Powers successfully pinned Shizuru, declaring both men as the victor of this bout.
Mac nods in approval as Trent protests with Hightower, arguing that he had covered more of Shizuru during the pinfall. Hightower raises each man’s arm and exits the ring. Mac tries to congratulate Trent, but gets flipped off before Trent exits the ring.
ZED & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS
Zed and Bridget score a DQ win over the tag team champions. Match TBEIL
NICK FLEMING vs. JACK BULLET
Nick Fleming makes his way to the ring in his usual no-nonsense, no-music style. He seems completely unconcerned and unaffected by the fans booing him. "Silver Eagle" Jack Bullet makes his way down, accompanied by the news Mrs. Jack Bullet, Mama Juana, and greets the cheers with appreciation, even awkwardly thanking the the "congratulations on your marriage" signs. Prior to entering the ring, Mama Juana sprinkles Jack with some sort of dust from a red flannel bag, kisses him on the cheek, and makes a spooky exit. The referee instructs them that he wants a good clean fight, and that appears to be agreeable to both men...for the first .2 seconds of the match. After that it's an all-out war, with plenty of warnings to both men on using closed fists and other things that just aren't allowed. Fleming is cold and calculating, and seems to succeed in being just out of the referee's line of vision, mysteriously, when things like thumbs to the eye happen. The two spill outside and brawl all the way around the ring before Bullet gets an advantage with the assistance of a drop toe hold that sends Fleming head-first into the steps. This isn't a falls count anywhere, though, so Bullet rolls Fleming into the ring. He follows him in and pulls Fleming to his feet, but that seems like a bad idea in hindsight. He's still woozy, but through instinct alone Fleming gets Bullet into a headlock, and then powers him down to the mat. Fleming's vice-grip is proving hard for Bullet to get out of, and more than once the referee has to do the hand-raise. Bullet sees an opening when Fleming switches the hold and gradually and slowly powers up to a vertical base. He rushes backward, driving Fleming spine first into the ring post. Bullet turns and peppers Fleming with really stiff punches, and one connects just right so that a small trickle of blood appears on Fleming's nose. This sends Fleming into a rage and he grabs Bullet and tosses him across the ring, following him into the corner with a splash. Fleming Irish-whips Bullet over to the ropes, and then rushes him. Bullet ducks taking the top rope with him and Fleming sails over, onto the floor, and hitting the barricade. Bullet takes a moment and then jumps up and over, landing on a surprised Fleming,as they both crash to the floor. Both men lay there to get their bearings, and the referee begins the count. Very gradually, the both begin to stir. At "6", Fleming is up on one knee, and Bullet is on his feet, but holding the rope for stability. At "8" Fleming goes on the attack, but is countered by Bullet, who kicks him in the gut and gets him into position for the Silver Bullet On The Floor~! But before he can, the referee hits "10" and calls for the bell!!!
Both Fleming and Bullet are incredulous, and try to plead their cases, but Fleming gives up first. He looks around, and seeing that Bullet is not paying attention to him, takes a breath and WHAM~! OLD FASHIONED, DANGEROUS PILEDRIVER ON THE FLOOR~! Bullet lands hard and Fleming merely walks away. The referee looks down..and then slides out of the ring. He checks on Bullet, then puts up the dreaded CROSSED ARMS OF DOOM~! He motions to the back....
Russ: *quiet serious voice* This can't be good. Razz: *quiet serious voice* Jack Bullet has not moved since Fleming hit the piledriver.
The stretcher, backboard, and EMTs come rushing down, and very carefully place Bullet on the backboard, stabilizing his neck and then onto the stretcher. The crowd washes in hushed silence, waiting for Bullet to give thumbs up....but it never comes.
Russ: <still in his serious voice> Folks, not that the result matters, but the official verdict for that match was a double count out. Razz: You know, as a former competitor, you hate to see someone carried out like that, we all know the risks though…… Russ: I understand the risks involved during a match, but what Fleming did AFTER the match was just reprehensible Razz: I am if Bullet is capable, he will want to handle this himself Russ: Folks if we hear anything on Bullet’s condition, we will update you as soon as we can, until then, our best wishes go out to Jack
CLAN QUINN vs. THE MUYOS – Russian Chain Match
Mai and Juni are out first and they get a huge ovation from the crowd. They both climb to opposite turnbuckles and hold the chains high in the air, which draws more cheers from the fans.
Russ: Soon enough each Muyo will be chained to a Quinn. Razz: I’m still trying to figure out in which universe that is a good idea
The Saints are announced and make their way to the ring. They decide not to storm the ring this time, since Juni and Mai each have weapons in their hands. The Quinns slowly circle the ring, then slowly climb in. The referee takes the chains and lays them out on the mat. Moose steps to the end of one and Mai immediately steps to the other end, while Juni and Mai do the same on the other chain. Another referee comes in and both pairs have the chain fastened to their wrists.
Russ: This is not your traditional chain match, no touching the corners, the chain is perfectly legal, and the only way for this match to end is via pin fall or submission Razz: Good. The corners matches are always boring and have the same end Russ: Well, perhaps that is the laziness of the booker? Razz: Well, I have it on good authority that the writer of tonight’s match really hates the four corner ending and it’s one finish <both stop what they are doing and look at the screen, surprisingly Kay doesn’t appear> Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just been handed word that there has been an incident at customs involving Kay……… Razz: For those of you not keeping up on OOWF social media #RealOOWF, Kay was detained at the border because she and the Russian officials, and this is a quote, I don’t want to get into trouble “couldn’t figure out where Putin stopped being a political leader and started being a cartoon villain from the Rocky and Bullwinkle show” Russ: Well, we certainly wish Kay the best as she navigates this unenviable nightmare of Russian bureaucracy Razz: I just hope no one shows up with a bonesaw Russ: I am sure Kay has been thoroughly patted down by now
Inside the ring, Fire lunges at Juni and the two of them start straight up fighting it out. They quickly tumble to the floor where Eco is on top of Fire landing straight rights to the face until Fire whips Juni across the face with the chain. Juni howls in pain and grabs his face and falls to the floor. When we see him again, we see he has clearly suffered a broken nose, as blood is flowing freely. We are like thirty seconds into the match.
Inside the ring, Moose and Mai engage in a bit of a tug of war, slowly shortening the chain until they get to one another. Mai swings the chain at Moose, but Moose ducks and slips behind Mai and wraps the chain around her forehead and squeezes tightly trying to pop Mai’s head like a zit. A mule kick from Mai doubles Moose over, Mai drops the chain on the mat, then grabs Moose and drives him into the chain with a DDT. Mai rolls Moose over and covers, but Jack kicks out at two. Mai pulls Jack to his feet and shoves him into the corner and wraps the chain around her fist and lands several punches to Jack’s head. She climbs the turnbuckles and starts the ten punches of doom, the crowd counts along as Jack is opened up and bleeding. At six, Fire slides back into the ring and is heading for the corner to save Moose when Juni pulls hard on the chain pulling Fire to the mat. Fire snarls and gets to her feet, Eco is in the ring and he connects with a running kick to Fire’s jaw. Fire hits the mat and Juni covers, but Fire kicks out at two.
Mai grabs Moose and sets him on the top rope, then drives him back so he is stuck in the tree of woe. Mai whips Moose across the chest with the chain, then Eco whips Fire into the corner and she slams into Moose, who is still upside down. Before Fire can fall, Mai grabs both her arms from the apron and keeps her trapped in the corner. Juni grabs the chain to whip Fire with it, and he plays to the crowd, and the crowd overwhelmingly approves. Juni takes out years of frustration on Fire, whipping her across the back several times with the chain. Mai releases Fire and she falls to the mat and rolls to the floor, falling face first holding her back. Eco pulls Moose out of the Tree of Woe, then holds him steady, Mai wraps the chain around her boot and lands a kick right to the side of Moose’s head. Jack falls face first like a mighty oak and hits the mat. Mai rolls him over and tries to cover, but Moose slides free and escapes to the outside near his sister as the crowd roars like hell.
As Fire and Moose get to one knee and start to regroup, Mai and Juni grab their chains and head toward the opposite ropes, jerking Moose and Fire into the ring, they fall to the floor, and Mai and Juni get a running start and dive at Moose and Fire, but the Quinn’s slide in under the bottom rope as Mai and Juni sail through the middle rope. Moose and Fire step over the middle rope and leap off the apron and drop fists onto Eco and Mai and the crowd changes their tune and boos the shit out of this.
Moose and Fire put the boots to the Muyos, leaving them a bloody mess. Fire nails Mai with the monitor from the Ecuadorian announce table and Moose wraps his chain around Eco’s throat and tries to choke him out but Mai grabs the second monitor from the Ecuadorian announce table and throws it at Moose hitting him hard on the back of the head.
The match continues on in all its bloody glory for another fifteen minutes. The Russian crowd is thirsty for blood and loudly cheers everything that looks painful, which is everything. The end comes when Mai wraps the chain around Moose’s throat and throws him over the top rope. Moose fights it, but it is clear he is losing. The blood spurts from his forehead as he claws at the chain around his throat
Razz: I never thought I would see Jack in this position! How many people has he done this to? Russ: I am willing to bet there is no sympathy for him in the locker room
Moose is fading fast, Fire charges at Eco, who slides between Fire’s legs, Fire manages to nail Mai with a punch to the back of the head, a HARD punch to the back of the head that drops Mai to her knees and leaves her a bit woozy
Russ: I would be surprised if that isn’t a concussion for Mai right there Razz: Yeah, but the OOWF would never use a concussion as a story angle, would they? Russ: Just because she isn’t here doesn’t mean she can’t hear what you are saying Razz: I mean, oh no! Mai looks like she is OUT of it!
Fire reaches for Mai, but Eco pulls the chain which flips Fire to the mat, Juni pounces and kind of hog ties Fire, wrapping up her legs and arms……
Razz: This is a normal Saturday night for Fire and Lucas from what I hear Russ: You know, HE can hear what you are saying too Razz: I mean……OH NO! Fire is all tied up!
Eco covers Fire as she struggles to escape, Moose tries to get up, but he is down face first on the floor. One……two…….a frustrated Fire bellows in anger…….three. WINNERS in 44:10 – The Muyos
The referee unchains them and Mai and Juni slip out of the ring and slap hands with the fans before heading to the back. Fire is quickly on her feet and NOT happy. The referee wisely disappears. As Fire seethes, the crowd chants “YOU GOT PINNED! YOU GOT PINNED!” which only pisses Fire off more. She finally gets around to checking on her brother, she helps him to his feet, and they head to the back to a chorus of boos and we fade to black
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF New Year’s Evil 12, December 31st, LIVE! from Makaklio City, Hawaii! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! November 21st live! From Ulaanbataar, Mongolia
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#887) Live! From Olafsfjordhur, Iceland November 7, 2018
STEVE THE LOST VIKING vs. ALEXANDER DARLING
Steve the Lost Viking comes to the ring with his tag partner Agrius, they are the Icelandic Wrestling Association tag team champions. The crowd cheers Steve loudly and he poses on the turnbuckle for those with the benefit of flash photography. Alexander Darling comes out next and the crowd gives him a huge ovation. Alex walks up to Steve and eyes him up and smirks and the two bump knuckles. The bell rings and the match begins. Alex and Steve works some chain wrestling for a bit, but Steve goes for too much too fast and tries a crossbody from the corner, Alex catches him in the face with a superkick, then follows it up with a Darling Driver for the win. WINNER in 10:33 – Alexander Darling
After the match, Alex helps Steve to his feet, Steve leaves the ring and Alex celebrates with the crowd
MAC FLASHER vs. ALEXIS DARLING
As Alex makes his way to the back, Alexis is heading toward the ring and the Darlings bump knuckles as they pass. Lexie climbs into the ring and waves to the crowd. Mac is announced next and gets a big ovation from the crowd. The two of them meet in the middle of the ring and they carefully eye one another. Mac sticks out his hand and they shake hands tentatively. Finally the bell rings and we are off.
Back and forth match with Mac keeping the advantage early on. Mac gets a near fall after catching Lexie with a belly to belly suplex, but Lexie kicks out just before the three. Lexie gains the advantage when she slips free from a Flash Drive attempt and takes Mac down with a HIGH IMPACT MOVE! She covers, but Mac is out at two.
The crowd is completely into the action and cheers for both competitors. Lexie and Mac are keeping up a furious pace and the crowd is on the edge of their seats. Reversal follows reversal follows reversal until Mac slips free from a Darling Driver and catches Lexie with a FLASH DRIVE for the three count! WINNER in 39:47 – Mac Flasher
Mac and Lexie get to their feet and the crowd continues to roar, they shake hands again and Lexie raises his arm, and the crowd is happy.
Razz: What a saccharine start to this show! Russ: Two great matches to start off the show! Razz: Ugh
JACK BULLET, ZED & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. NICK FLEMING, TRENT POWERS & GHOSTHEAD
Bullet, Zed and Bridget all come out to the top of the ramp with BRICK~! and the crowd cheers loudly, even Zed, who looks slightly confused by the whole thing. They make their way to the ring and all take a knee with BRICK~! and go through their pre-match prayer. As they are doing their thing, Fleming, Powers and Ghost are announced, they make their way to the ring Fleming stops and looks at their little prayer circle and smirks before climbing into the ring. They break their huddle and the faces climb into the ring.
Bullet and Fleming start things off and tear into one another. This has become quite the budding rivalry between these two. Fleming backs Bullet into the corner and lights him up with chops, which annoys Bullet and he reverses positions with Fleming and catches him with chops.
And at this point, I will just be honest with you, it’s nine o’clock, you’ve probably been waiting for Mayhem for awhile now, and I am seriously suffering from some writers block, so after a great match, the faces get the win after Zed hits the Divine Intervention (what BRICK~!) calls it, and scores the win on Ghost. WINNERS in 29:18 – Jack Bullet, Zed & Bridget O’Malley
MAI MUYO, JUNI MUYO & BFE vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS
This one was a wild brawl for the whole match. Lots of blood, lots of weapons, lots of HOLY SHIT chants. In the end, The Muyos and BFE steal a win when Juni rolls Fire up and may or may not have had a handful of tights. WINNERS in 47:11 – Mai Muyo, Juni Muyo and Banned From Everywhere
SHIZURU vs. SHANNON MANN – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Ghost initially comes to the ring with Shannon, but the referee orders him back to the back. Shannon tries to avoid Shizuru for as much of the match as she can, and quickly works through her referee warnings trying to pin him, but Shizuru fights back. Shannon thinks she has Shizuru and heads to the corner for a moonsault, but Shizuru catches her on the top rope and hits a PSYCHO DRIVER, he covers Shannon, one……..two………THREE! WINNER in 10:49 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – Shizuru
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF New Year’s Evil 12, December 31st, LIVE! from Makaklio City, Hawaii! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! November 7th live! From Moscow, Russia
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem: Doomy Doomy Doom Doom 12 (#886) Live! From Salem, Massachusetts October 31, 2018
EDDIE EDWARDS & FLIP GORDON vs. THE DARLINGS
Gordon and Edwards get nice ovations from the crowd, both being Massachusetts natives. The OOWF worked out a deal with Impact Wrestling and Ring of Honor allowing them to be here tonight. The Darlings announced and make their way to the ring, they get a nice pop from the crowd that only increases when they shake hands with Edwards and Gordon.
The bell rings and Alex and Eddie start things off and put on an absolute matt classic. They trade moves, tag in their partners, they trade moves, and it is all staying completely clean. The crowd is absolutely eating it up. Gordon nearly gets a three when he hits a 840 moonsault onto Alexis, but she somehow rolls her shoulder at two.
The end finally comes when Alex catches Gordon mid-air and hits him with a DARLING DRIVER! Alex covers as Lexie keeps Edwards out and gets the three! WINNERS in 35:29 – The Darlings
After the match, once again, there is a round of handshakes and Alex and Lexie raise their arms, then celebrate with the fans for a moment longer after Edwards and Gordon leave, and the crowd absolutely eats it up.
MAC FLASHER vs. SHIZURU vs. TRENT POWERS – Winner Gets an OOWF Onslaught Championship Match Next Week
The three tear into one another and Powers shows that, while he is new to the OOWF, he is not new to wrestling, easily holding his own with the former world heavyweight champion and Shizuru. The end nearly comes quickly in when Shizuru nails Mac with a thrust kick to the throat and goes for a moonsault, but Powers catches him on the ropes and hits the BSN – Back Suplex Neckbreaker – from the top rope! Mac breaks up the pin to save the match, then pulls Powers to his feet, sends him to the ropes, hits a kick to the gut slips behind and hits a CLEMENTE BRIDGE SUPLEX that is broken up at two by Shizuru.
The action continues fast and furious for nearly twenty minutes. The end comes when Mac has Powers in SLEEP MODE, but Shizuru slides back into the ring and hits a LUNGBLOWER on Mac! He grabs a stunned Mac and hits a PSYCHO DRIVER! Powers breaks it up just a second too late and Shizuru gets the win and the title match! WINNER in 18:44 – Shizuru
ZED & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. THE CIRCLE – Random Tag Tournament Finals Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen once again Zed is filling in for the injured Kylie Mignolio. We wish Kylie the best as she heels and gets ready to come back to the active roster Razz: What I wonder is this, if Zed and Bridget win tonight, Zed will have been partners with Bridget in two of the three matches they have wrestled, would Kylie still deserve the win? Russ: Well, the winning team would no doubt be in line for a shot at the tag team champions, it seems to me like it would be Kylie, once she returns. Razz: I wouldn’t be real happy with that if I were Zed Russ: And don’t forget, Kylie won the Invitational, she has a shot at ANY title in the OOWF Razz: that’s a lot to think about! Russ: They are going to have their hands full with multiple time tag team champions, the Circle, tonight.
The Circle shows their experience and dominates this match. Zed and Bridget work well enough together, but they obviously don’t click like Shannon and Ghost. The crowd is firmly behind Zed and Bridget. Zed and Bridget gain the advantage and Bridget goes all BRIDGET~! And uses herself as a weapon, slamming into Ghost and Shannon, sending the former out of the ring. While that is going on, Zed grabs Shannon and pins her arms and repeatedly slams her in the face with headbutts. As Ghost begins to stir on the outside, Shizuru races to ringside and grabs Ghost and PLANTS him with a DDT.
Inside the ring, Shannon breaks free from Zed and catches Zed with a kick to the temple, Bridget grabs her around the waist and runs her into the ropes for a roll up, as they get to the ropes, Shizuru jumps onto the apron and sprays RED MIST in Shannon’s eyes! Bridget rolls her up, one…….two……THREE! WINNERS of the Random Tag Team Tournament in 19:37 – Zed & Bridget O’Malley
Shizuru celebrates with Zed and Bridget, who have no idea why he is out there, Shannon is writhing in pain on the mat, she rolls out of the ring and lands next to a dazed Ghosthead. Medics make their way to the ring to check on both of them, while Shizuru leads a confused Zed and Bridget to the back.
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
BFE comes out like a house on fire and takes the fight to the Saints, but the Saints are ready for everything BFE throws their way. The Saints quickly cut the ring in half and pummel poor Justin. The Saints tag in and out at will, with Folz working the knees and Fulton crushing Justin with power moves. They cover, but Bill breaks it up, then starts stomping and clapping and we get a LET’S GO JUS-TIN CLAP,CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP chant. Justin begins to stir, and when Fulton lifts him for a powerbomb, he quickly finds out YOU CANNOT POWERBOMB JUSTIN SANE! Justin slides down his back and tries to take him over with a sunset flip that is obviously not going to work. Fulton grabs him by the throat and pulls him up off his feet. Justin kicks off of Fulton’s chest, does a nice backflip, then drops to his knees and crawls between Fulton’s lets and makes the tag to Bill.
The place ERUPTS as Bill comes in and cleans house. He sends Folz to the outside with a BIONIC ELBOW, then turns to Fulton and gives him the flip, flop and fly, and when Fulton falls, Bill hits the ropes and drops the PCPL (People’s) Elbow! Bill covers and the crowd counts along, but Fulton kicks out at two. Bill calls for Justin and Justin climbs to the top rope while Bill holds Fulton on his feet. Before Justin can jump, Folz hops onto the apron and shoves him, sending Justin flying off the top and crashing through the Witch Hazel Announce Table – and BOY is she not happy about THAT! While she works on a spell to turn Folz into a toad, Bill lets go of Fulton and goes after Folz, but Folz guillotines him on the top rope, as Bill stagers backward, Fulton hits the CLEAR CUT, then adds a DROP LINE for the three count and win! WINNERS in 13:11 and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Saints of Sinners
STANK vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
We kick this bout off with Stank teasing Zed in a test of strength and Zed doesn’t back down. He reaches his hands through, but as soon as he does Stank practically drives him into the mat. Stank even tried to pin Zed this way but only got a one count because Zed bridged and hit Stank with a knee to break the hold. Stank shook his hands out and actually challenged Zed again, but Stank was only baiting the man in and when he raised his hands he teed off with some stiff kicks before using the ropes for momentum to hit a knee to the chin! Zed didn’t budge, in fact he smiled. He told Stank to try it again. Stank let loose with kicks to his legs then off the ropes again and a diving forearm – OW! Zed takes an open hand chop to the face!?! He falls on the mat and Stank gets to a knee repeatedly chopping Zed with downward open palm slaps! Zed writhes in pain after each one until Stank picked him up and whipped him into the corner. Stank have chase quickly behind him which would prove to be a mistake when Zed uns up the turnbuckle PARKOUR style and hits a moonsault on Stank for a two count!
Stank would escape the ring, but not for long as Zed went after him with a tope suicida! BUT Stank CAUGHT HIM!?! Stank drives Zed into the ring post before power slamming Zed to the floor! Stank admires his work sliding into the ring and waiting for the referee to count to 9 before Zed gets in! Stank savagely chops Zed into the corner again rattling his damn bones! Stank backs up and hits a massive YAKUZA KICK – NO! Zed ducked it! Zed tees off AGAIN with kicks and strikes before scaling the corner where Stank is stuck, slapping him and hitting a flip over Blockbuster! Zed only gets a two count as Stank throws Zed off and to his feet to kick out! But Zed hits a standing shooting star press for and another two count! Stank tossed Zed again. He’s beside himself but he’s no choice but to keep going and this time it’s a leg drop. And another. And another. And another?
And another. Good god Zed isn’t stopping! He’s leg dropping Stank straight to hell. He keeps going and the fans are cheering and booing him on until he’s practically out of breath and slows down leaning on the ropes smiling at the crowd- OH GOD. STANK sits up and looks at Zed and takes the smile from his soul. Zed goes off the ropes and clotheslines Stank sliding but he doesn’t budge. Core strength, folks. Stank roars like a lion as he gets to his feet but here comes Zed with a basement forearm – NO! Stank lunged forward with a headbutt! He goes off the ropes and catches Zed with a spear that nearly sends him through the ropes! Stank tries for the pin but Zed got his foot on the bottom rope! Stank roars again dragging Zed to the middle of the ring and lifting up his near lifeless frame into a standing rear naked choke! It’s “NAP TIME” for Zed as he flails his legs wildly trying to break the hold! But he doesn’t and as he goes lifeless the referee checks to see if he’s out. He raises his arm once and it drops. He raises it a second time and…. It drops. The referee lift’s Zeds arm a third time and inevitably like we all expected it….
WAIT IT DIDN’T DROP!?! Zeds arm nearly fell but it lifts back up and he’s come back to life! Stank doesn’t care for the crowd trying to cheer for Zed out of the hold and he drops him to his feet before locking in the pumphandle and lifting him up for the WAIT! Zed slips out the back! He kicks Stank and drops to his knees and gives him the finger and hits a beautiful disaster kick! To snapmare driver! Stank tries getting back up, but Zed is right there to cover him for the pin, and the victory! WINNER in 28:11 – and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Zed
As Stank leaves the ring, we notice that he is limping badly. He only makes it a few feet before the rest of the Saints head down the ramp to help him to the back
NICK FLEMING vs. JACK BULLET – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Nick Fleming comes out first, to a smattering of "Welcome Back" chants. He predictably no sells those, and gets in the ring, totally focused on the task at hand. Next out is YOUR Heavyweight Champion, Jack "Silver Eagle" Bullet, holding his championship belt high. A few smart-ass signs congratulating him on his recent "marriage" appear. Jack just smiles, but Fleming shakes his head with disapproval. The referee takes the belt and does the necessary work with that, and then we're off!
On a lock up and opening four to five minutes, really, of a good back-and-forth wrestling. They go back and forth at a good pace, and if there was any ring rust on Fleming, he's long rid of it now. Fleming gets the upper hand, tripping Bullet up with a drop toe hold and applying a sleeper. Bullet flails his arms around and almost accidentally hits one of the ropes, grabbing it in surprise. Fleming breaks the hold and both men get to their feet and resume the pace they were on before.
Fleming whips Bullet into the corner and follows him in with a splash. Fleming Irish whips him across the ring, but Bullet puts on the breaks. He pulls Fleming in with kick to the gut and lifts him up but Fleming slingshots right over him. Fleming lands on his feet hits a back elbow to Bullet's face. Bullet's hands immediately go up, leaving him open. Fleming returns the favor to kick Bullet in the gut, but this time it's Bullet's turn to power out of the lift. Bullet whips Fleming across the ring, and Fleming reverses it, but NO~! then Bullet does! Fleming grabs the ropes to push himself off and Bullet seizes the opportunity to "go low when Fleming goes high" and scores a quick roll up....one two...THREE~! Fleming kicks out a fraction of a second too late! WINNER in 39:22 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion – Nick Fleming......the announcer quickly realizes his mistake and corrects it, Ladies and Gentlemen, your WINNER in 39:22 and STILL OOWF World Heavyweight Champion - Jack Bullet!
<the crowd, who had booed the original announcement, cheers the second announcement>
Bullet lies on the mat, well aware that he has just been in a fight. Fleming is on his feet arguing that the count was fast, that he was up, and the replay shows it was EXTREMELY close. Bullet gets to his feet and as the referee is about to hand him the title, Fleming grabs it and SLAMS it right in Bullet’s face! Fleming grabs Bullet and hits a PILEDRIVER on the title! The two moves have left Bullet busted wide open and out cold. Fleming looks down at him and sneers, then walks to the back as medics come to check on Bullet
CLAN QUINN vs. THE MUYOS – Chamber of Horrors Match
This one is simple, it’s a steel cage match, but it’s also surrounded by a Hell in the Cell, so you can escape all you want. The ring is littered with plunder, tables, ladders and chairs (oh my!) as well as every other manner of weapon you can imagine. Mai and Eco are announced first and make their way to the ring and the crowd absolutely erupts. Those cheers don’t last long as Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon plays and a CLEARLY VERY PISSED OFF Clan Quinn storms the ring.
As you would expect, this match is a scientific masterpiece with moves, counters and lots of chain and matt wrestling…………ok, who am I kidding? This thing is a blood bath. Juni and Mai are busted open within minutes of the match starting as Fire and Moose are possessed with rage. Mai and Juni turn the tables and bloody Moose and Fire. Fire and Eco fight out of the cage and cell and end up on top of the whole thing. Inside the ring, Mai and Moose beat one another with anything they can get their hands on. On top of the cage, Eco nails Fire with an ENDGAME, then sees Mai is in trouble, Moose has her on top of the ladder and lifts her for the GTSF! On top of the cage, Eco tries to climb down, but Fire rolls to the edge of the cage and traps him in a TRIANGLE CHOKE! Eco fights to break the hold AND hold onto the cage. He slips and Fire is holding ALL of his weight while he hangs in the air from the top of the cage! Blood spurts from his head as his body goes limp. Fire releases the hold and Juni falls and crashes through the Mexican Announce table.
Fire climbs down off the cage as Moose is trying to hit the GTSF on Mai, she kicks off the cage and sends the ladder tumbling over. As soon as she hits the mat, Fire pulls her up and hits the MOOSEKILLER! Moose pounces on her and traps her in the JI-ENDO and Mai loses consciousness! Moose releases the hold and collapses to the mat, while Fire does the same. WINNERS in 33:21 – Clan Quinn
Razz: THAT WAS A WAR! Russ: But was it worth it? They probably shortened their careers by YEARS here tonight! Razz: Are you really asking if it was worth it to the Quinns? Russ: Those two are just……..reprehensible Razz: I am sure they will thank you for the compliment! Russ: For Razz, I’m Russ, be sure to check out MidWeek Mayhem next week Live, from Olafsfjordhur, Iceland!
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF New Year’s Evil 12, December 31st, LIVE! from Makaklio City, Hawaii! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem Live! November 7th live! From Olafsfjordhur, Iceland
MidWeek Mayhem (#885) Live! From Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic October 24, 2018
MATT FOLZ vs. SHIZURU
Folz tries to attack Shizuru before the bell, but Shiz avoids it and catches Folz with a stiff kick to the throat. Shiz presses the attack battering the Saint of Sinners around the ring. Folz bails out to try to regroup and Shiz dives over the top rope and crashes into Folz, sending him to the floor. As Shiz tries to pull Folz up, Folz catches him with a low blow, then rolls him into the ring.
Folz works over Shizuru for a bit and gets several near falls. The crowd is 100% behind Shizuru and their cheers fire him up again. Folz tries for an Olympic slam, but Shizuru slips off his back and spins Folz around and hits a PSYCHO DRIVER! Folz wisely rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor. Shizuru remains dazed on the mat for a bit too long and by the time he gets up to get Folz, the referee has already counted to ten. WINNER by countout in 15:11 - Shizuru
JACK BULLET & MAC FLASHER vs. NICK FLEMING & TRENT POWERS
Bullet and Flasher gain the early advantage and seem to have things under control, but Bullet seems to be a bit distracted. He misses a dropkick on Powers, and misses a tag from Mac. Fleming comes in and grounds Bullet and keeps him on the mat. The fans roar for Bullet and he fights back. He finally makes the tag and Mac comes in and cleans house. Mac is on fire and looks like he is about to finish off Powers when Bullet inexplicably tags himself in.
Bullet and Mac take a moment to sort things out, which allows Powers to tag in Fleming. When Bullet finally turns around, Fleming nails him with the Old Fashioned, Dangerous Piledriver! Fleming hooks Bullet hard and covers, Powers cuts off Mac and Nick gets the one, two, THREE! What an upset! WINNERS in 20:02 – Nick Fleming & Trent Powers
Random Tag Tournament Semi-Finals
ZED & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. STANK & JUSTIN SANE
Bridget and Zed work surprisingly well together. They both know Stank very well, so they are able to keep him in check. Justin, however, is a different story. Justin flies all over the ring and keeps them both off balance.
The end comes when Justin calls for the DOUGHAWK on Bridget, but before the lights go out, Zed POPS him with a superkick to the jaw and Bridget grabs him from behind and hits a Florida Key for the three count and the win. WINNERS in 13:41 – Zed & Bridget O’Malley
After the match, Zed is about to leave when Bridget grabs him and pulls him back into the ring. The two stare at one another for a long moment, then Bridget extends her hand to Zed. The fans roar and Zed seems to consider it for a moment, then he shakes her hand and the crowd goes nuts. Zed leaves the ring and lets Bridget soak in her moment, but Bridget leaves and heads to the back with her temporary partner.
AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE & ALEXIS DARLING vs. THE CIRCLE
The Circle attack before the bell, and Alexis and Bill can’t seem to get their legs back under them for the rest of the match. Lexie fights back on Ghost, but she is quickly cut off by Shannon. She finally makes the tag to Bill, who comes in like a house on fire against Shannon, but Shannon low blows Bill and tags in Ghost. Ghost grabs a dazed Bill and hits the PHANTASMAGORIA and gets the three count and the win. WINNERS in 10:39 – The Circle
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. STAN FULTON vs. ZED
Zed pulls double duty tonight. He hangs back while Darling and Fulton fight it out. Alex goes to work on Fulton’s knees and legs trying to weaken the big man, but Fulton fights back and hits Alex with a clothesline that turns him inside out. Darling bails and Fulton goes after Zed, trapping him in the corner and destroying him with punches and forearms. Just when it looks like Zed is out on his feet, Darling comes in and hits a lungblower on Fulton, Zed climbs to the top rope and drops a flying elbow on Fulton and covers, but is pulled off by Alex. Darling covers Fulton, but Fulton kicks out at two.
The match continues on with all three men getting several near falls, but no one is able to keep anyone down for the three. Darling lifts Fulton for a DARLING DRIVER, but Zed POPS Alex in the mouth with a superkick. They both fall to the mat and Zed covers Darling, but time expires before he can even get a one count! WINNER – 30 minute time limit draw
Fulton attacks after the bell, he sends Alex to the ropes and KILLS him with a CLEAR CUT, then throws Zed over the top rope to the floor. Fulton is on the apron and he is going for a DROP LINE, but Bridget races to ringside with a chair and threatens to use it on Fulton. They have a momentary stand off, which allows Zed to get to his feet and scramble to the relative safety of the back.
CLAN QUINN vs. THE MUYOS
The Muyos are out first and the crowd stands and roars for them. Arma-god damn-motherfuckin’-geddon plays and Clan Quinn races to the ring and attacks! The brawl is immediately out of control. Fire and Moose throw Mai out of the ring and go after Juni, beating him to the mat. The referee tries to pull the Quinns off of Juni, they both turn around, grab the referee and slam him between the eyes with a headbutt! That will be a fine.
Mai comes back into the ring with a kendo stick and bloodies both Quinns. Moose pulls a scalpel from his boot and tries to cut Juni’s face off, while Fire pulls a chain from her boot and uses it to turn Mai’s face into a mask of blood. The fight spills out of the ring to the floor and there are tables involved, Moose goes through one table, while Mai goes through another. Fire and Juni are fighting on top of a ladder, Fire grabs Juni and it looks like she is going to suplex him off the ladder, Juni slips free and slams Fire’s face onto the top of the ladder, she pops up and Juni connects with a right to the jaw that sends Fire off the ladder through the South Korean announce table. Juni celebrates, but Moose climbs the ladder behind him and throws him off the ladder with a reverse German suplex! Juni crashes into the floor, landing hard on the back of his head. Moose’s foot slips and he gets hung upside down on the ladder, Mai climbs out of the wreckage of her table with the kendo stick and wears out a helpless Moose.
Inside the ring, the referee wakes up, sees what is going on, grabs his head and calls for security. The locker room empties to prevent these four from killing one another. The referee makes his decision. WINNERS by disqualification in 18:21 – The Muyos
The crowd cheers, but the fight isn’t over. The four break free and attack one another again. The crowd roars LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! But it is not to be tonight. Armed Dominican police make their way to the ring, they aren’t fooling around either. Order is finally restored, and the crowd boos the shit out of it. The camera focuses on the bloody Muyos celebrating in the ring as we fade to black.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF New Year’s Evil 12, December 31st, LIVE! from Makaklio City, Hawaii! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem: Doomy Doomy Doom Doom 12, Live! October 31st live! From Salem, Massachusetts
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#884) Live! From Nassau, Bahamas October 17, 2018
OOWF Random Tag Tournament – Round 1
MAC FLASHER & ZED vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO & BRIDGET O’MALLEY
It was the best of wrestling, it was the worst of wrestling, it was a match full of moves, it was in the age of showmanship, it was the epoch of technical wrestling, it was the epoch of heelishness, it was the season of the Face in Peril, it was the season of the dastardly heel, it was the OOWF, and for Zed, it was the winter of despair.
Oh, and Kylie and Bridget got the win. Match TBEIL
STANK & JUSTIN SANE vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & ALEXANDER DARLING
This match is not what anyone expected. After a brief brawl between Alex and Stank to start things off, it settles into an actual wrestling match, which is not surprising considering you probably have a combined 50 tag title wins in the ring. Moose and Alex co-exist for the most part, their hatred for one another, and the desire to murder one another in December, keeps them working together. On the other side of the ring, Stank and Justin show a lot of surprising double team work, though to be fair the double team usually consists of Stank throwing Justin at/on someone.
The end of the match comes when Moose has Justin up for the GTSF, Stank is moving to save his partner and Alex chop blocks his knee, as Stank falls, he elbows Moose right on the back of the head. Justin slips free of the GTSF grabs Moose and hits the DOUG HATES TOAST! Justin covers, Stank tackles Alex to the mat, and Justin gets the three count and the win! WINNER in 22:48 – Stank & Justin Sane
STAN FULTON vs. TRENT POWERS
Powers faces an unenviable task tonight; taking down the Crusher. Powers uses his speed to an early advantage, but Fulton catches him and grinds him down. Powers continues to fight back, and even gets several near falls on Fulton. Fulton tries for a massive flying corner splash, but Powers moves, Fulton springs off the bottom rope and Powers catches him with a back suplex neckbreaker! He coves Fulton, but Fulton kicks out JUST before the three! Powers slams the mat in frustration.
Fulton would regain the advantage and go on to finish the match with a backcut/dropline for the three count. Match TBAIL
OOWF Random Tag Tournament – Round 1
AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE & ALEXIS DARLING vs. SHIUZURU & FIREWOMAN
Bill and Lexie are announced first, and Lexie looks like she would literally rather be anywhere else in the world right now. They step into the ring and Lexie immediately heads to the corner. Shizuru and Firewoman are announced next and they make their way to the ring, the whole time Fire is staring daggers at one another.
Bill and Shizuru start off and we get some back and forth action as both play to the crowd. Lexie and Fire are tagged in and the tone of the match changes dramatically. Lexie and Fire, old friends and enemies, go nose to nose then light one another up with some BRUTALLY stiff chops and punches. The crowd is really getting into it, and Lexie is getting some genuine cheers, while Fire is being booed out of the building. Shizuru tags himself in, which does NOT make Fire happy. The two of them argue for a moment, which allows Lexie to roll Shizuru up for a two count. The end of the match comes when Shizuru breaks free from an ass whupping he is getting from both Bill and Lexie and tries to make the tag, but Fire is on one knee tying her boot and doesn’t see him. Lexie grabs Shizuru from behind and hits the DARLING DRIVER! Lexie covers, Fire half heartedly gets to her feet and tries to break up the pin, but to no avail. WINNERS in 15:55 – Alexis Darling & Awesome Bill From Dawsonville
After the match, Fire grabs a dazed Shizuru and hits a FIRESTOMP, then leaves the ring and heads to the back. Bill grabs Lexie and lifts her off her feet in a big bear hug, Lexie looks like she might be physically ill as she pats Bill on the back
THE CIRCLE vs. ECOSYSTEM & MAI MUYO
The Circle comes out first and they are booed out of the arena. Shannon leads Ghost to the ring, but Ghost holds the ropes open for the Onslaught champion to step through. The Muyos are announced next and the arena EXPLODES. Mai is used to it, but Eco is still a little taken aback. They run to the ring and slide under the ropes and climb the turnbuckles and the crowd loses their minds.
The Circle immediately attacks and the match is underway! Shannon and Ghost throw Eco and Mai to the floor and they brawl for a moment. Ghost tries to clothesline Mai, but Mai ducks it and hits a release German on Ghost that drops him on the back of his head. Shannon and slams Eco into the Portuguese announce table, then rolls him into the ring. Shannon grabs Eco and hits a FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX! She bridges, but before the referee can even hit the mat to count, Moose and Fire hit the ring and attack.....Shannon! They put the boots to Shannon, which immediately draws the DQ! As soon as the bell rings, Moose and Fire attack Mai and Eco! The four brawl around the ring and into the crowd. Security quickly gets them separated and to the back before anyone gets killed. Inside the ring, Shannon and Ghost shrug their shoulders, a win is a win. WINNERS by disqualification in 3:47 - The Circle
MATT FOLZ vs. NICK FLEMING vs. JACK BULLET
In an odd show of sportsmanship, the three men meet in the middle of the ring before the bell rings and they shake hands. What follows next is a classic display of wrestling. Fleming and Folz take mat work to a whole new level, while the old man Bullet keeps up with his younger opponents. Fleming has both Jack and Folz trapped in the tree of woe, opposite corners of course, and hits a running knee to the face on both. He covers Bullet, while leaving Folz hanging and nearly gets the three count.
At one point Folz lifts Fleming for an Olympic slam and Bullet goes for a superkick, but Folz sees it coming and turns so Fleming takes the kick! Fleming may be DEAD! Before he can dump Fleming, Jack hits him with kick to the jaw, Folz falls back with Fleming on top of him, he kicks out at two, but while that is happening, Jack is trapping Folz in the figure four! Folz fights to get to the ropes, and just when it looks like he might have to tap, Fleming recovers and hits a standing moonsault on Bullet for a two count. The hold remains locked in, so Fleming hits a standing moonsault on Folz and tries him, but Folz kicks out at two and Bullet finally breaks the figure four.
The match continues on and the crowd is really into it. The end comes when Bullet reverses a Fleming whip, Fleming hits Folz, who was on the apron, sending him flying into the guardrail, as Fleming staggers toward Bullet, Jack grabs him and plants him with a belly to belly suplex! Bullet covers and Fleming kicks out a fraction of a second too late! WINNER in 49:28 – Jack Bullet
The referee hands Bullet his title and he stands in the middle of the ring, breathing hard, he looks at the title with a strange look on his face. The old dawg has lived to fight another day.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF New Year’s Evil 12, December 31st, LIVE! from Makaklio City, Hawaii! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem, Live! October 24th live! From Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
OOWF Imperial Onslaught 2018 Live! From Raleigh, North Carolina October 3, 2018
Tournament of Champions Semi-Finals
MATT FOLZ vs. SHANNON MANN
As “Junior” Hale calls for a ringing bell, Matt Folz charges at Shannon Mann with intent of a double-leg takedown. Shannon calmly avoids Matt with a standing leapfrog, causing him to crash into the bottom turnbuckle. Shannon smiles wryly as Matt collects himself and tries again, only to eat a DDT and a 1 count. Shannon pops up and is immediately serenaded with “SIZZ-LE-CHEST!” chants, disrupting her satisfaction as Matt slips in from behind and takes Shannon down with a waist lock. Matt leverages his way to a number of pinning attempts, with Shannon pulling up a shoulder at the last moment.
Finally, Shannon’s rake to Matt’s eyes stops the parade of amateur grappling, giving her a brief moment to breathe as Matt pleads for a disqualification from Hale.
Russ: “As if ‘Junior’ is going to be fooled by Matt Folz. If Matt’s given the chance, he’d be cheating 10 times worse than that.” Razz: “But it’s also Matt’s mission to make this as quick as possible to stay rested for for a possible tourney final appearance.”
Shannon tries a Lou Thesz Press on Matt as he turns around, but gets planted with a spinebuster and twisted into a Boston Crab. With Hale in position to check on a submission, Matt pulls Shannon to the center of the ring and leans back, flexing Shannon beyond a comfortable visual for anyone in attendance and enough to create blood-curdling screams. Matt then ties Shannon’s legs and pulls back into an Indian Death Lock, testing Shannon’s flexibility again while trying to get a tap. It doesn’t happen as Shannon somehow shifts her weight to put both wrestlers on their sides and earn a break thanks to getting her fingers under the bottom rope.
As Shannon sits on the mat, trying to will herself to stand, Matt charges in with bad intent, hitting a sliding uppercut forearm. Matt then hits a series of varying suplexes, calling each one out before performing the move.
Russ: “He’s so cocky, but so good at what he does.” Razz: “Best pure wrestler in OOWF. That’s all we need to say about him.”
A Northern Lights Suplex turns into a count of 2, with Shannon rolling under the ropes to get a breather. Matt, slowly walking toward the apron, is paused when “Party Boy Anthem” plays.
Russ: “We haven’t heard this in forever! It’s … It’s …” Razz: “Great. Sizzlechest Manbeef is back. The one time someone changes for good and he just goes back to this doofus persona …”
Adorned in his track suit and with a big beaming grin as the “Welcome back” chants rain down, Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox stands atop the ramp. Shannon looks like she’s seen a ghost while Matt is totally at a loss. Shizuru-Mune makes his way to the ring and gets in Matt’s face, still protective of Shannon it seems, only to eat a super kick that knocks him out. With Matt leaning down to read the riot act to the former Saint in training, Shannon rushes in and rolls Matt into a small package and gets the stunning 3.
Your winner (pinfall, 9:34) Shannon Mann.
Shannon dashes away from the ring as Matt, cognizant of what has gone down, eyes Shizuru-Mune on the mat. Only the efforts of Hale and a host OOWF Security prevent Matt from ending a career in the aftermath.
STAN FULTON vs. ZED
Your Intercontinental Champ, Zed makes his entrance to massive cheers. He raises his belt ("Championship!") high is celebration, but it's short-lived as Stan "The Crusher" Fulton makes his way down, similarly displaying his half of the Tag Team Championship. The bell rings and Crusher smashes into Zed with fury, and it appears that his attack on Mai was definitely the turning over of a new leaf. He pulls Zed by his ears to the center of the ring, and lays into him with a few stiff chops to stagger him a bit, and then a powerslam. He rolls him up, but Zed kicks out with authority and kips up quickly. They brawl all across the ring, and while Stan appears to be driven to do some major damage, Zed is just as driven to win the match. He nails Stan with a Raise Up, and spins him around into the Sleeper Hold. He struggle with it, but does get it locked in, Dolph Ziggler style. Stan staggers a bit around the ring, as he tries to break the hold, but Zed has it locked in. Stan's arms flail a bit as he struggle to keep his eyes open. He staggers around and the referee checks on his consciousness. He raises his arm once....twice...Is Stan unconscious on his feet? No, of course not! He raises the arm the third time and not only does Stan hold his arm up, he rushes backward into the turnbuckle, almost literally crushing Zed. He turns and hits BACKCUT SLAM~! He makes the cover, one, two...THREE~! WINNER in 14:22 – Stan Fulton
Random Tag Tournament Draw
<GM the Danny and Vic make their way out to the stage. The fans give them a nice ovation>
V: Danny would like to announce the Random Tag Team Title Shot Tournament. As you see, behind us, in this large metal tumbler, we have all the names of every OOWF superstar except for the Saints of Sinners, the current OOWF World Tag Team Champions, What we are going to do is pick names at random, and those random teams will compete in a tournament for a shot at the OOWF World Tag Team titles, be they held by the Saints, or someone else by the time October 31 rolls around. So without further ado, Danny, please pick the names……..
Team 1………..Mac Flasher………..and……..Zed! Team 2………..Kylie Mignolio……..and…….Bridget O’Malley! Team 3………..Stank………………and……..Justin Sane! Team 4………..Moosehead Jack…...and……..Alexander Darling…….oh god! Team 5……….Awesome Bill From Dawsonville……….and……..Alexis Darling! Team 6……….Shuziru……………..and………Firewoman! Team 7………Ghosthead…………..and……….Shannon Mann! Team 8………Mai Muyo…………..and………Jack Bullet!
Ok, well, that sounds like it has ALL KINDS of potential for disaster. The brackets will be announced next week, and everyone will get a trial match to work on your tag team skills and the tournament will start on October 17th. Good luck to all involved!
<the crowd cheers as Danny and Vic head to the back, gotta wonder how happy the wrestlers will be about this…….>
STAN FULTON vs. SHANNON MANN – Tournament of Champions Finals
Shannon is announced first and the OOWF Onslaught champion makes her way to the ring to the boos of the crowd. Stan comes out next, and he is treated even worse by the fans. No crowd favorite here! The two make their way into the ring and meet in the center. They shake hands, which seems to enrage the fans even further. No crowd favorites HERE! The referee calls for the bell and we are underway.
Fulton immediately gains the advantage and pummels Shannon with kicks and punches, then finishes her off with a spinning fist to the side of the head. Shannon falls to the mat and tries to escape, but Fulton pulls her into the ropes and continues the punishment. Shannon gets a brief respite and launches an offensive on Fulton, but she wasn’t able to take him off his feet. The end comes when Fulton catches Shannon on the top rope, she grabs her and PLANTS her with an ISLAND BUSTER! Fulton gets up, hits the ropes and lands the DROPLINE! Fulton covers and gets the three count. As soon as the bell rings, Stan slides out of the ring, grabs his title and heads to the back. WINNER in 9:12 – Stan Fulton
Russ: Well here we go partner. We've reached what is traditionally one of our biggest matches of the year Imperial Onslaught. 13 competitors going after a guaranteed World Championship match. What's your prediction?
Razz: I like Mac Flasher tonight. I think he's going to be highly motivated to put on a show after losing on Sunday. Who do you have?
Russ: Tough call. Any one of these individuals can win. I'll take the biggest guy in the match, Stank. We can speculate all we want but we'll find out soon, Let's head down to the ring.
"Jaded" begins to play and #1. Kylie Mignolio makes her way to the ring to a nice ovation from the crowd. She warms up in the ring and the crowd goes nuts as "I Get Wet" brings out the former World Champion #2.Mac Flasher. The two friends smile and shrug at one another as the bell rings and Imperial Onslaught is officially underway.
Mac and Kylie shake hands and then we get down to business. Mac nails some hard forearms and European Uppercuts that drive Kylie back into the corner. Mac tries to power Kylie out but Kylie responds with hard kicks to drive Mac back. Kylie explodes out of the corner and nails Mac with a clothesline. The buzzer goes off and #3. Alexis Darling comes down. Alexis starts hammering on both Kylie and Mac. She nails Mac with a low blow and then shoots Kylie off the ropes and nails her with a beautiful spinning heel kick. Alexis hits the Bitch Killer on Kylie as we count down and #4. Moosehead Jack is the next man out. Moose sprints to the ring and to no one's surprise is quickly all over Alexis. Alexis holds her own for a bit, but Moose with a knee to the gut and then a DDT. Moose has Alexis on the ropes, trying to eliminate her, when Kylie sees an opportunity to eliminate both. She hits a running knee to Moose's back. Alexis is able to hold on but Moose is not.
Moosehead Jack has been eliminated. (by Kylie Minoglio)
Moose doesn't exactly take this well. He drags Kylie under the bottom rope, nails her with a short clothesline and then propels her shoulder first into the turnbuckle. He then slams a chair repeatedly into Kylie's shoulder before applying a Fujiwara Armbar. Security finally comes out to drag him off Kylie. #5. Mai Muyo comes out and Moose tries to fight through security to get to HER before being dragged away. Mai gets greeted by a running knee from Alexis as she gets in the ring. Kylie grits her teeth and rolls back in. She and Mac hold their own against Mai and Alexis but you can tell her shoulder is really bothering her. #6. Justin Sane runs to the ring and immediately climbs the top rope and dives onto Mac and Mai. As he's celebrating that however, Alexis comes up from behind and dumps him over the top.
Justin Sane has been eliminated. (Alexis Darling)
Mac, Kylie, Alexis and Mai continue their awesome little 4 way dance until #7. Awesome Bill From Dawsonville makes his way to the ring. Poor Bill doesn't fare much better than his partner, quickly leaving via a Mai superkick.
Awesome Bill from Dawsonville has been eliminated. (Mai Muyo)
The crowd boos loudly as the newest member of the Saints of Sinners #8. Firewoman makes her way to the ring. Fire immediately hammers Mai from behind and nails her with the Moosekiller. Alexis tries a cheap shot but Fire ducks it and backdrops her former sister in law over the top rope.
Alexis Darling has been eliminated. (Firewoman)
Fire then picks Mai up by the hair and talks a little trash before throwing her over the top.
Mai Muyo has been eliminated. (Firewoman)
Mac tries to throw Fire out from behind but Fire skins the cat and rolls back in. Mac powers her out to the apron but Fire with a shoulder to the gut and gets back in. While this is going on we see Kylie is shaking her shoulder, trying to get some feeling back into it. Fire rakes Mac's eyes and then charges Kylie, but Kylie ducks and backdrops Fire over the top rope!
Firewoman has been eliminated. (Kylie Minoglio)
#9. Bridget O'Malley comes out smiling and fist bumps a smiling Mac and Kylie before the 3 put on an impressive display in the ring. Several near eliminations but no one is able to throw anyone out. The fun ends as #10. Ghosthead comes into the ring and starts hammering on everything that moves. Lariat to Kylie, Powerslam to Mac and a spinebuster to Bridget. Ghost hits a Horror Driver on Kylie and is poised to eliminate her when #11. Shizuru sprints to the ring and jumps him from behind. Shizuru and Ghost quite frankly beat the shit out of each other brawling around the ring. #12. Stank comes to the ring and quicky clotheslines Bridget out.
Bridget O'Malley has been eliminated. (Stank)
Stank sees Shizuru and Ghost brawling near the ropes and knocks them both over the ropes.
Shizuru and Ghosthead have both been eliminated. (Stank)
Ghosthead and Shizuru continue to brawl to the back. Stank remains a one man wrecking crew, beating down Kylie and Mac as we wait for the last entrant.
Russ: And we're down to the final 4 folks. Once Alex gets into the ring it's pinfall or submission only inside the cage.
The cage does start coming down as 13. Alexander Darling comes out. Before he can get in the ring however, he's jumped from behind by Matt Folz and Stan Fulton. Matt picks him up and hits an Angle Slam on the entrance ramp. Stan with 2 huge splashes to Alex's ribs. Moose comes back out with a huge cigar in his mouth and Happy Death Bat. He hands the bat to Matt and the former all state high school baseball player measures Alex and then nails him with a Christian Yelich MVP type swing full force in the face. Matt and Stan hold Alex up and force him to look at Moose. Moose blows Cigar smoke right in Alex's face and then grabs a microphone.
Moose: Did you really think we were going to allow you to have a chance at the World Championship you stupid son of a bitch? No, no, no. See come New Year's Evil you are MINE. And nothing is going to get in the way of that. We will however be kind enough to give you an escort to the ring.
Matt and Stan drag a barely conscious Alex to the ring and roll him in. They high five Stank and then walk to the back smirking along with Moose. The crowd boos as Stank covers Alex with one finger. 1...2...3.
Alexander Darling has been eliminated. (Stank)
Mac has gotten to his feet now and rocks Stank with a few kicks. Mac goes to the second rope and leaps with a cross body but Stank catches him. Kylie clips Stank from behind though. Mac lands on top, Kylie adds her body weight as well as the referee counts 3.
Stank has been eliminated. (Both Kylie Minoglio and Mac Flasher)
Russ: And we're down to the final 2! One of these two great competitors is going to win a Guaranteed OOWF World Championship shot.
Razz: And amazingly, it's the same two we started the match with.
Mac and Kylie circle each other cautiously, neither wanting to make a mistake with this much on the line. Kylie uses her good arm to land two quick jabs at Mac and then a single arm DDT. She cradles for 2. Mac reverses for a 2 and both make it to their feet. Mac connects with the Flash Drive but doesn't quite get all of it and Kylie is able to kick out at 2 1/2. Mac heads to the top rope and goes for a Frog Splash but Kylie is able to move out of the way. Kylie rolls over and covers for 2. Kylie slams Mac in the middle of the ring and then heads up top. Moonsault connects. 1...2...can Mac kick out? HE CAN'T!...3.
Mac Flasher has been eliminated. (Kylie Minoglio) Therefore the Winner of Imperial Onslaught (45:21) KYLIE MINOGLIO!
Mac gets to his knees and puts his head in his hands in disappointment before he stands and walks over and gives Kylie a big hug. Mac raises Kylie's arm and then slides out of the ring to let her enjoy her victory celebration. Kylie poses on all 4 corners as the crowd roars. Mac rolls out of the ring and heads to the back, looking rather dejected. Bridget comes out to console him, but not before giving Kylie a big thumbs up
STAN FULTON vs. JACK BULLET – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Stan is announced first and storms his way to the ring and steps between the ropes and waits in the corner. The OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Jack Bullet makes his way to the ring. Bullet steps into the ring and raises his arms to the crowd, and Fulton darts across the ring and takes him to the mat with a vicious clothesline to the back of the head. Fulton repeatedly stomps on the back of Jack’s head, then pulls him to his feet and slams him face first into the corner. Fulton pins Bullet there and hammers him with Vader like punches to the ribs and side of the head, before taking a step back and NAILING Bullet with a short palm strike. Fulton whips Bullet to the ropes and DRIVES him to the mat with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX. Fulton covers, hooking the leg, but Bullet manages to power out at two.
Fulton pulls Bullet to his feet, but Bullet grabs Fulton by the head, scales the corner and leaps to the floor, guillotining his throat on the top rope. Fulton staggers back and drops to one knee, Bullet takes a moment to recover, then slides into the ring and connects with a drop kick to the back of Fulton’s head. Bullet pulls Fulton to his feet and traps him in an abdominal stretch! Fulton snarls and quickly flips Bullet to the mat, but as Bullet lands, he catches Fulton with an uppercut to the jaw that rocks Stan back on his feet. Bullet whips Fulton to the ropes and pops him with a superkick, but Fulton doesn’t go down. Bullet heads to the ropes and climbs the corner then leaps and puts Fulton down with a flying bulldog! Bullet covers, but Fulton powers out at two.
Bullet grabs the leg that Alexis worked on last night and lands a couple of kicks to Fulton’s hip, then tries to turn him over in a Boston crap, Fulton is able to grab the bottom rope and force the break, frustratingly quickly for Bullet. Jack gets to his feet and pulls Fulton to his feet and sends him to the ropes and tries a back drop, but Fulton catches him, lifts him in the air and POWERBOMBS him through the Liechtensteiner Announce Table!
Fulton claims he was aiming for the apron, so evidently the referee is going to let this stand. Fulton leaves the ring and pulls Bullet out of the wreckage and kills him with a short clothesline. The world champion is in a world of trouble here. Fulton pulls Bullet up again and tries to whip Bullet into the ring steps, but somehow Bullet reverses it and Fulton plows bad hip first into the stairs! Fulton howls in pain and grabs his hip, then snarls in pain. Bullet waits for Fulton To get to his feet then lands several hard kicks to the side of his hip, then rolls Fulton into the ring. Bullet immediately traps Fulton in an Indian death lock and tries for the submission. The crowd roars hoping for a submission, but Fulton disappoints them by dragging his way to the ropes and forcing the break.
Bullet pulls Fulton to his feet and whips him into the corner and connects with a corner splash. Bullet charges in again and tries a HIGH IMPACT MOVE, but Fulton holds onto the rop rope and Bullet slams to the mat! Fulton tries to drop an elbow on Bullet, but he moves out of the way and Fulton slams to the mat. Fulton climbs the ropes and drops a leg across Fulton’s face, then covers him, but once again Fulton kicks out at two.
Bullet drags Fulton into the middle of the ring then hits a superkick to the side of his head! Bullet calls for the ACTION DRIVER! Bullet gets Fulton hooked and tries to lift him, Fulton sandbags him, then lifts Bullet and hits a THUNDEROUS ALABAMA SLAM! Bullet is dazed! Fulton hits the ropes and drops the DROPLINE, he covers, the crowd is HORRIFIED! One…….two……..thre……NO! NO! Bullet kicks out with a fraction of a second to spare! Time is running down! Fulton grabs Bullet and locks him in an ANACONDA VICE! But he can’t cinch it in as hard as he wants because Bullet has him in the TALON! Fulton howls in pain and blood starts to bleed from the forehead, but he squeezes tighter and Bullet starts to fade, the talon loosening just enough. The referee checks on Bullet and he is about to call for the bell when DING DING DING!
Fulton breaks the hold thinking he won the title via submission, he looks at the referee who is checking with the time keeper. He waives the victory off! It was a thirty minute time limit draw! WINNER – 30:00 time limit draw – Jack Bullet retains his OOWF World Heavyweight title!
Fulton is not happy about this at all. He grabs Bullet and pulls him to his feet and hits the CLEAR CUT! Then locks Bullet in the anaconda again! Bullet fights it, but loses consciousness. The referee is yelling at Stan and threatening him with disqualification. Fulton finally breaks the hold, gets to his feet and thinks about destroying the referee, then just calmly picks up the OOWF World Heavyweight title, gives it a long look, then drapes it across Bullet’s body. Fulton leaves the ring and we see medics slide into the ring to check on the champion while we fade to black.
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OOWF Hell On Earth 14 (#881) Live! From Asheville, North Carolina September 30, 2018
Russ: Welcome everyone to Hell on Earth 14, LIVE! From Asheville, North Carolina! Razz: Good ta be here tonight, we have what I guess some would call an honor, joining us on commentary tonight, Nash! Nash: What do you mean some? Of course it’s an honor for me to join you Razz: I am just glad you made it down here without tearing a quad Nash: Ah the little man has jokes Russ: If we could focus on the card, our first match I a loser leaves town match, which mean, either Beer Money or Banned From Everywhere will be gone from the OOWF! Nash: Like…..why? I mean, where’s the money in this? Russ: You’re not intrigued? Someone will lose their job tonight! Nash: I remember back in the early 70’s, I beat Verne Gagne in a loser leaves town match, the next week he came back as G-Fresh under a mask. It makes no sense Razz: Verne Gagne. Came back as G-Fresh Nash: You calling me a liar Razz: No, not at all. I’m just saying I don’t believe you Russ: While you two argue, let’s head to the ring for our first match
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. BEER MONEY – Loser Leaves Town Match
Beer Money is announced and they make their way to the ring with the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth. The crowd boos them loudly, and SYB seems especially animated tonight, threatening old ladies and children, but staying away from the men who boo him. They climb into the ring and the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth herds them into the corner and gives them some last minute advice. “Insane in the Brain” plays and the crowd erupts as Awesome Bill From Dawsonville, Justin Sane and Ellie May From Elijay make their way to the ring. They slap hands with the fans, then Justin and Bill climb into the ring. Looks like Justin and SYB are going to start things off, the bell rings and we are underway!
SYB and Skurge lock up and SYB immediately goes to the eyes. He lands a couple of punches to a blinded Justin, then whips him to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Justin ducks. As he rebounds off the ropes, Justin hits a dropkick that nearly takes SYB’s head off. SYB bounces to his feet and staggers into the corner, Justin charges in and jumps on the second rope and does the TEN PUNCHES OF DOOM! The crowd counts along, as he hits ten Justin hops off the ropes, SYB staggers out of the corner, taking a couple of swings at nothing in particular, then falling face on the mat. Justin hooks him and rolls him over and covers, but Skurge comes in and breaks it up with a kick to the back of Justin’s head.
Justin pulls SYB to a sitting position, then hooks him in a rolling cradle and rolls him around the ring. He stops and has SYB’s shoulders on the mat, somehow he kicks out, but now both men are too dizzy to continue. Justin struggles to his feet first and staggers over to SYB and tries to pull him to his feet. Skurge comes into the ring, which takes the referee’s attention away from SYB, so SYB NAILS Justin with the JERSEY TURNPIKE! Justin doubles over in pain and SYB rolls him into an inside cradle. The referee turns back around and starts the count, but Bill comes in and kicks SYB to break up the pin. SYB drags Justin to the Beer Money corner and tags in Skurge.
Skurge comes in and drops a knee across Justin’s throat, then drags him to the bottom rope and puts his throat on the bottom rope and chokes him out. The referee starts his count and Skurge breaks just before the DQ. Skurge turns to argue with the referee which lets SYB drop his knee across the back of Justin’s head choking him some more. Skurge finally turns around and springs over the top rope and drops a leg across the back of Justin’s head, then hitting the floor and ROCKING him with a European upper cut. Justin’s head snaps back and he falls into the ring, Skurge slides in and covers, but Justin manages to get his foot on the ropes before the three.
Skurge drags Justin to the middle of the ring and locks him in the sharpshooter!
Russ: He has him trapped in the middle of the ring, can Justin fight this? Nash: Could you imagine the humiliation? Knowing you gave up and cost you and your partner a payday? Razz: Well, at some point you have ta! You can’t risk permanent injury, that would ruin the team as well
Skurge fights and fights to get out of it, the crowd starts stomping and clapping and cheering “JUS-TIN! Chants erupt. Justin starts to fight and manages to grab Skurge’s leg and he REVERSES THE SHARPSHOOTER! Skurge howls in pain and the crowd loses their minds.
SYB runs in and rakes SYB’s eyes, again, this brings Bill in, he goes after SYB but SYB bails out of the ring. Bill goes back to his corner and Justin tags Bill in. Bill pulls Skurge to his feet and takes him down HARD with a stiff clothesline. Bill hits the ropes then drops a high knee across Skurge’s chest, Bill covers…..one……two……NO! Skurge kicks out at two!
Bill pulls Skurge to his feet and tags in Justin. Bill sets Skurge on the top rope and climbs up and hits a SUPERPLEX! Justin then lauches himself off the top and hits the JIST INSANE FROGSPLASH! Bill stays in the ring to keep SYB from interfering, the referee hits the mat, the crowd counts along ONE! TWO THRE………NO! Skurge rolls his shoulder!
Russ: HOW THE HELL DID HE KICK OUT OF THAT! Razz: Skurge is really showing something tonight! Fighting for his team! Nash: He’s fighting for a PAYCHECK!
Justin pulls Skurge up and tags Bill back in. Bill comes in and hammers Skurge with punches, then whips him to the ropes, but Skurge reverses and SYB low bridges Bill sending him crashing over the top rope. SYB hops off the apron and grabs a conveniently placed bottle and SMASHES it upside Bill’s head! Bill drops to the floor and doesn’t move. Skurge tags in SYB and SYB jumps off the apron and grabs Bill and rolls him into the ring. Bill is a bloody mess.
SYB covers, but somehow Bill rolls his shoulder. SYB and Skurge use quick tags to keep Bill on the mat. SYB traps Bill in a fujiwara arm bar and Bill yells in pain. The crowd is roaring for Bill. Bill fights to his feet, then lifts SYB up and DRIVES him to the mat with a POWERBOMB! Bill is HYPED! Skurge comes in and he eats repeated Atomic Elbows. Bill clotheslines Skurge over the top rope, then pounces on SYB and traps him in the CUYLER CLUTCH! Skurge immediately comes back into the ring and Justin catches him and spins him to the mat in a CROSSFACE! The crowd is about to go nuclear………finally SYB TAPS! SYB TAPS! SYB TAPS! And the crowd EXPLODES! WINNERS in 17:39 – Banned From Everywhere
Justin and Bill celebrate with Ellie May while the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth does NOT look happy. SYB realizes what happened and throws a tantrum while Skurge just remains face down on the mat. The crowd starts singing “NA-NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA-NA, HEY! HEY! GOOOOOOOOOOOOBYE! SYB and Skurge roll out of the ring and march up the ramp with a VERY unhappy Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth following right behind then.
Russ: A sad ending to a very good OOWF career for Beer Money, formerly IHOP. Razz: I would NOT want to be in their boots! She was MAD! NASH: WON’T SOMONE THINK OF THE MONEY! Russ: Is that all this is to you? NASH: Money’s life, homie Razz: You just said homie. You literally just said homie NASH: It’s cool, my bro Konan said it was cool Razz: Unreal Russ: Moving on to our next match, Shizuru and Shannon defend the OOWF Onslaught Championship against Ghosthead, who, until AT LEAST, last night was still wearing a neckbrace. Nash: So what? Back in 1980 I won an Olympic gold medal in wrestling with a broken freakin’ neck! Razz: Uh, we boycotted the summer Olympics in 1980, and that was Kurt Angle. Literally, word for word, Kurt Angle Nash: So the story leading up to this Shizz match…….crazy stuff! Russ: Indeed it has been a wild ride, back at Alaskan Massacre, Shizuru basically abducted Shannon and Ghosthead lost his mind. Shannon says she fell for Shizuru and now tonight, they are going to destroy her HUSBAND! Razz: You can’t make this shit up! Russ: Let’s head to the ring
GHOSTHEAD vs. SHANNON MANN & SHIZURU - OOWF Onslaught Championship Handicap Match
Ghosthead is announced first and comes to the ring like a man on a mission. Most noticeably, Ghost is still wearing a neck brace
Nash: IS HE INSANE? Razz: For once I find myself agreeing with you. They can’t let this go on! Russ: From what I’m being told in the back, Ghost signed a waiver, no matter what happens in this match, the OOWF is not financially liable at all Nash: IS HE INSANE?!?!?![/b]
Shizuru’s music hits and he and Shannon make their way to the ring. Shannon holds the ropes open for Shizuru. He steps between the ropes……and immediately attacks Ghost! Shizuru nails Ghost with a kick to the gut, Ghost recovers and connects with a shot to Shizuru’s jaw. He staggers back and Ghost backs him into the corner and lays in some insanely stiff forearms to the side of Shizuru’s head. Shannon charges in and grabs Ghost from behind and hits a release German suplex! Ghost lands HARD on the back of his head, hard enough to pop the collar off! The crowd gasps at this and gets quiet. Ghost lays face down in the middle of the ring holding his neck. The referee checks on him and we hear Ghost say he is ok, even though the referee does not appear to be sure.
While the crowd is stunned into silence, Shannon grabs Ghost and puts him in a chin lock while Shizuru runs out of the corner and connects with a drop kick to Ghost’s face that snaps his head back further. Shannon keeps hold of Ghost’s head, then gets to her feet and CURBSTOMPS him. The crowd is now booing the ever loving SHIT out of Shizuru and Shannon. Shizuru glares out at the crowd then grabs Ghost and lifts him and hits a PILEDRIVER! The crowd is HORRIFIED. Shizuru and Shannon yell at the crowd, so what they don’t see is Ghost pop right back to his feet and crack his neck. The crowd pops HUGE for this. Ghost grabs Shizuru and spins him around and levels him with a clothesline. Shannon charges but Ghost catches her and elevates her and hits a Cesaro elbow as she falls, Shannon hits the mat and rolls to the floor, dazed.
Ghost glares at Shizuru, then pulls him to his feet and whips him to the ropes and nearly takes his head off with a big boot. Ghost doesn’t even try for a cover, he whips Shizuru into the corner and charges in and catches him with another boot to the face. Ghost sets Shizuru on the top rope and hits a BRAINBUSTAAAAAAA!!! He drags Shizuru into the ring and locks him in the Phantasmagoria! Shizuru struggles and tries to make it to the ropes, but he is fading fast. The referee moves in to check on Shizuru and is just about to call for the bell when Shannon rushes in and lands a stiff kick to Ghost’s ribs, that draws a warning from the referee.
Shannon has used her first referee warning
Shizuru crawls into the corner, presumably to die as Shannon pulls Ghost to his feet and connects with a spinning heel kick to the side of the head. Ghost is staggered. Shannon grabs him and HIGH IMPACT MOVE, Ghost’s head snaps back and he falls to the mat. Shannon pulls Ghost up and sends him into the corner, Ghost slams into the corner sternum first and staggers backward, Shannon leaps up and hits a REVERSE HURRACARANA driving Ghost to the man on the back of his head. Shannon gets to her feet and looks proud of herself, the crowd boos her loudly. Ghost struggles to his feet and Shannon charges, but Ghost backdrops her over the top rope to the floor!
Ghost staggers to the middle of the ring and drops to his knees. In the corner we see Shizuru spit BLACK MIST on his hand! He stands and calls for the BLACK MIST CLAW on Ghost!! He raises his hand in the air, the referee is warning him not to do it, Ghost grabs the referee and tells him to let him do it, while they are arguing, Shannon jumps back onto the apron and grabs Shizuru’s hand and slams it onto his face, right over his eyes! Shizuru howls in pain!
Russ: What the hell is going on here? Razz: Did Shannon just turn on Shizuru? Nash: That should be a disqualification, shouldn’t it? Russ: The rules of a handicap onslaught rules match are a little fuzzy Razz: Clearly
Shizuru staggers out of the corner toward Ghost, he grabs Shizruru and hits the HORROR DRIVER! Ghost gets to his feet and she and Shannon go nose to nose, then they both give and evil grin and put the boots to Shizuru! They are beating him mercilessly when the Saint’s music hits and they storm the ring. They circle the ring and Shannon and Ghost get ready for a fight. The crowd is so confused right now. The Saints climb onto the apron and are about to step between the ropes, when they all stop, hop off the apron and head to the back!
Russ: THE SAINTS JUST ABANDONED SHIZURU! Razz: Does it really surprise you? Those bastards are cowards! Nash: Man if I had a dollar for every time we had to turf someone who was holding us back! Russ: More with the money!
Shizuru can see just enough that he watches the Saints go, and realizes what is happening. He gets to his knees and tries to beg off from Ghost and Shannon but Shannon catches him with a kick to the face. She pulls Shizuru up and sends him to the ropes while Ghost springs off the middle rope and connects with the EIDOLON! Ghost heads to the corner for the SPECTRE’S FALL! As he gets to the top, Shanon clips his leg and he crashes to the mat! Shannon grabs Shizuru and hits the ENIGMA BUSTER! Shannon covers Shizuru, one……two……THREE! WINNER in 10:47 and NEW OOWF Onslaught Champion – Shannon Mann
Razz: IS THAT EVEN LEGAL? Nash: What a horrible way to lose a match! Razz: You lost a title to a finger poke of doom Nash: My god that drew me so much money! Russ: To answer the question, I have no idea if that is legal or not, it certainly appears to be!
Back inside the ring, Ghost gets to his feet and walks up to his wife in confusion. She grabs a mic:
I bet you are wondering WHY I shoved you off the top rope <Ghost nods> I did it because THIS <patting the Onslaught title draped over her shoulder> IS MINE! <Ghost still looks confused> Still not getting it? Listen to me, husband. When I married you, we became EQUALS. When Shizuru kidnapped me, that was MY situation to deal with, NOT YOURS. You rushed to my aid and made it YOUR issue with Shizuru. That angered me. So I decided to play along with Shizuru and see where this ended up, knowing the whole time that it would be ME as champion, not my bullheaded husband.
GH: <starts to say something, then stops and nods his head> you are right, I was wrong
S: Excellent. Now hold the ropes open for your Queen
<Ghost steps on the bottom rope and pulls up the middle rope letting Shannon out of the ring, Ghost follows behind him, and the crowd boos the shit out of both of them>
Back inside the ring, Shizuru has crawled to the bottom rope and reaches out as Shannon walks away, he cries out, then slumps to the mat, sobbing. Eventually he rolls under the bottom rope and staggers to the back. The crowd slowly starts to applause, and it builds and builds until Shizuru stops and acknowledges it. The fans get louder as Shizuru walks to the back and disappears behind the curtain.
Russ: You almost have to give credit to Shizuru there, he walked to the back on his own after taking that beating. Razz: You almost have to feel a little sorry for the guy, he lost his girl and his buddies all in one night. Nash: Hubris, man, it will get you every single time. Almost happened to me once Razz: Almost Russ: Our next match should be a great one. There is absolutely no love lost between the Darlings and any members of the Saints of Sinners. These four are all veterans of the Hell in the Cell, so Razz, how much will the cage affect them? Razz: As often as they’ve been in a cell? Not much. Nash: I don’t care how many times you’ve been in one, getting your face slammed into steel hurts Razz: Fair point. Russ: The Darlings are fighting for more than the titles here, as per Alex’s promo, if they lose tonight, they cannot get another title shot as long as the Saints are champions, effectively freezing them out of the title picture Razz: They’re absolutely betting on their ability here tonight, and why not, love em or hate em the Darlings are some of the best wrestlers we’ve ever seen Russ: The cage is finally lowered, let’s head to the ring.
THE DARLINGS vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Hell in the Cell
Alex and Alexis are announced first, they head to the ring and get a more cheers than they are used to. They step into the cell and walk around ringside looking it over, then slide into the ring and pose on the turnbuckles, which gets a nice reaction from the crowd. The Darlings relax on the top turnbuckle while the OOWF World tag team champions, the Saints of Sinners, Stan Fulton and Matt Folz make their way to the ring. They are booed even louder than usual given what they just did to Shizuru. The Saints stop at ringside and leave their titles on the Icelandic Announce Table, then step into the cell. Fulton and Folz climb onto the apron, wipe their boots, then step between the ropes. The official outside the ring calls for the bell and we are underway.
Alex and Folz start things off attacking one another furiously and going through some AMAZING chain wrestling. Both men get frustrated as the other reverses everything he does. They finally break and the crowd roars THIS IS AWE-SOME! Alex charges at Folz, but Folz back drops him over the top rope to the floor. Alex lands on his feet and grabs Folz and pulls him outside the ring and LAUNCHES him into the cage!
Folz hits the cage and falls to the floor and Alex pulls him up and slams his face into the cage again, this time drawing some blood. Folz collapses to the floor, Alex grabs Folz for a Boston Crap, then catapults him into the ringpost! Folz’s head slams into the steel and he staggers backward, Alex grabs him by the throat and lifts him and CHOKESLAMS him on the apron! Folz rolls into the ring, Alex slides in and covers, but Stan breaks it up at two.
Alex and Alexis double team the shit out of Folz, keeping him in their corner. Folz fights back, catching Alexis with a hard elbow to the side of the head, then driving her to the mat with a backdrop driver. Alexis and Folz are both down on the mat. They start crawling toward their corner, Folz lunges and tags in Fulton, Stan comes into the ring and tries to grab Lexie before she makes the tag, but she gets to Alex before Stan gets to her and makes the tag.
Alex comes in and he and Fulton circle, Alex lands several hard kicks to Fulton’s knees, Stan shakes them off and when Alex tries a punch, Fulton catches him and flips him to the mat with a judo throws. Alex pops to his feet and charges at Stan, Stan catches him with a THUNDEROUS spinebuster and covers, but Alexis breaks up the count at two.
Fulton pulls Alex to a seated position and hammers him with crossfaces. Alex rolls away, dazed and pulls himself to his feet in the corner. Fulton walks in and starts hammering Alex with punches to the ribs and gut, then stepping back and nailing a palm shot right to Alex’s sternum. Darling falls to the mat gasping for air, Fulton puts his knee in his throat and only breaks because he feels like it. Fulton whips Alex to the ropes and connects with a big superkick to the jaw that sends Darling falling out of the ring.
Folz jumps off the apron and grabs Alex and slams him face first into the cage. Alex falls to the floor and Folz reaches under the ring and grabs a chain and wraps it around his fist and pounds Alex with punches to the head until he is busted wide open. Folz heads back to his corner and Fulton steps out of the ring to the apron. He runs the apron and tries a CLEAR CUT OFF THE APRON, but somehow Alex rolls out of the way and Fulton SLAMS into the floor hip first! Fulton howls in pain, Alex pulls himself to his feet and grabs a chair and SLAMS it down on Fulton’s hip. Darling, still struggling to stand, pulls Fulton to his feet and shoves the big man back into the ring. Darling covers, but Folz comes in and breaks it up with a kick right to Alex’s face, a kick that appeared to be more than a little stiff. Darling falls off of Fulton and crawls toward his corner and makes the tag to Lexie.
Lexie comes into the ring and grabs Fultons injured leg, well, hip, and turns him over in a half Boston crab, really sitting low on Fulton’s back, pulling back hard on that hip. Fulton howls in pain, the referee comes in close checking to see if he wants to quit. When it becomes clear he won’t, Alex charges into the ring and slams his knee into Fulton’s hip. This brings Folz in and he and Alex got out it, tumbling between the ropes to the floor.
Inside the ring, Fulton finally manages to roll over, breaking the half crab, Lexie tries to reapply it, but Fulton kicks her in the face with his good leg, causing Alexis to stagger away. Fulton pulls himself to one knee on the ropes, Lexie charges in and catches him with a running knee to the side of the head. Fulton crumbles to the mat, Lexie tries to trap Fulton in the Tazzmission, but Fulton fights to his feet, again using the ropes, and falls backward CRUSHING Alexis! Fulton lays on her and the referee hits the mat, one…..two……NO! Lexie kicks out, just barely!
Outside the ring, Alex and Matt have fought out the Cell door and are headed up the side of the cage, fighting the whole way. They take turns climbing and slamming one another’s faces into the cage, both of them nearly falling off several times. They finally get to the top and start swinging even more. Alex catches Folz with an uppercut to the throat and pulls Folz to the side of the cage. Alex looks down below to the Icelandic Announce Table, where the OOWF World Tag Team titles sit. He lifts Folz onto his shoulders……
Russ: OH MY GOD NO! He is going to hit the Darling driver off the cage! Razz: That will kill BOTH of them![/i]
Alex lifts Folz, but Folz slips free and lifts Alex for the OLYMPIC SLAM off the CAGE! Alex crashes HARD through the Icelandic Announce Table, and Folz tries to keep his balance, but ends up falling through the Panamanian Announce Table right next to it. The crowd erupts into a HOLY SHIT! chant and medics immediately race to ringside to check on both of them.
Fulton pulls Lexie up and throws her to the ropes and nails her with a double sledge to the face that opens a gash on Lexie’s forehead. Lexie sees her blood and gets FURIOUS! She shoves Stan then hits a spinning heel kick to the face, then nails him with a superkick that sends Stan into the corner. Fulton falls to the mat, and Lexie goes to the opposite corner and unties the turnbuckle pad. Lexie pulls Stan out of the corner and grabs him by the head and charges into the corner, she leaps over the top rope and BULLDOGS Fulton right on the exposed steel! Lexie lands on the apron, Fulton’s head snaps back and we can see he had been busted wide open! Lexie springs to the top rope and hits a FLYING NECK BREAKER on Fulton! Stan is OUT! Lexie covers and the crowd counts along ONE……TWO…….NO! Once again, the crowd cannot believe that they were wrong! Lexis pulls Fulton to his feet and goes around behind him and hits a Bridging German suplex! Fulton’s shoulders are down, ONE……TWO…..NO! Fulton raises his shoulder at two! The crowd cannot believe it, Lexie cannot believe it. Lexie slaps the mat in frustration.
Lexie waits for Stan to get to his feet, as he stands she charges, but Fulton catches her with the BACKCUT SLAM! Fulton cannot capitalize though, he is on the mat trying to regain his composure. Outside the ring, the medics have Alex and Folz out of the wreckage of the tables and they start to lead them up the ramp, Folz pushes the medics away and heads back toward the cage. Alex follows, but as Folz gets through the door, he turns around and slams the door on Alex, sending him staggering back and collapsing to the floor.
Folz slides into the ring as Fulton stands, they get an evil grin as Stan heads to the corner and starts to climb the ropes. Folz grabs Lexie and hits an OLYMPIC SLAM, but barely, Folz collapses to the mat as he drops Lexie, so the impact is not as great. Fulton steadies himself on the middle rope and hits THE CRUSHER! Fulton covers……ONE…….TWO…….THREE! Alex tries to get into the ring, but he is a second too late! WINNERS in 44:51 and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions – The Saints of Sinners
The referee hands the titles to Fulton and Folz and they slowly get to their feet. Folz can barely stand, while Fulton is noticeably limping on his injured hip. They hold the titles high and soak in the boos. As they leave the ring, Alex drags himself across the ring and checks on Alexis, consoling her on the loss. The Darlings slowly get to their feet and get a standing ovation from the crowd. They don’t seem to acknowledge it, but it gets louder as they head up the ramp to the back.
Russ: What a match! Razz: The Darlings cannot receive another title match until the Saints lose the titles! Nash: Well, the test for the champs will be, how do they respond after this? They both went through absolute hell tonight, they may be the champs, but right now they are at their most vulnerable. Russ: Time will tell, they both have singles matches on Wednesday at the Imperial Onslaught. Guys, our next match is going to be insane Razz: Anytime you have Moose and Fire in the ring on opposite sides, it is insane, you add the powder keg that is Mai and Eco to this……I hope there are ambulances on stand by Russ: They have the cage raised, let’s go to the ring!
MOOSEHEAD JACK & MAI MUYO vs. FIREWOMAN & ECOSYSTEM
Moose and Fire immediately start at one another, but Mai and Eco hold them back, telling them THEY are starting the match. Juni and Mai meet in the middle of the ring and start arguing. Mai slaps Juni across the face, then Juni responds with a slap of his own. Mai shoves Juni to the mat and tries a knee lift as he gets up, but Eco side steps the move and shoves Mai to the ropes. On the rebound he knees her in the gut and takes her to the mat with a butterfly suplex. Juni quickly rolls to his feet and connects with a drop kick to Mai’s jaw as she gets to her feet sending her back into the corner with Firewoman. Mai immediately turns and hits Fire, knocking her to the floor.
Eco charges into the corner and connects with a clothesline. Mai is staggered as Moose sets her on the top rope and hits a SUPERPLEX! Juni rolls over and gets Mai in a front facelock submission move, but before the referee can even move to check on her, Moose comes in and grabs Juni, pulls him to his feet and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt. Fire tries to come in, but the referee stops her, which allows Moose to kick Eco low and DROP him with a DDT! He pulls Mai onto Eco and leaves the ring, the referee turns around and counts, one…..two…..NO! Mai Eco gets his foot on the bottom rope!
Mai tags Moose into the ring and he drops a knee across Eco’s face, then pulls him to his feet and nails him with a BURNING HAMMER! Eco falls out of the ring, and Moose follows him. Jack pulls Eco up and hits a POWERBOMB on the apron. Eco falls to the floor holding his back. Moose climbs onto the apron and drops an elbow across Eco’s back, then gives Mai the sign, she enters the ring and goes after Fire, with the referee distracted, Moose repeatedly slams a chair down across Eco’s back. Moose shoots him into the ring and tags in Mai, Mai comes in and puts Eco in the Walls of Jericho, staring at Fire the entire time. Eco howls in pain, but when the referee checks on him, he refuses to submit. Eco claws his way to the ropes and finally grabs the bottom rope forcing the break.
Mai pulls him up and drops him across her knee and tags in Moose, Moose climbs to the top rope and then drops an elbow on Eco. He spins off Mai’s knee and crashes to the mat. Moose covers, but Eco gets his foot on the ropes. Moose pulls Juni up and whips him to the ropes and nails a BUISAKU KNEE! Juni collapses in a heap and Moose pounces and locks him in the JI-ENDO! but Fire darts in and breaks it up at two. Moose is quickly to his feet and he and his sister start throwing punches. Mai comes in the ring and we see her pull something out of her boot, it’s HANDCUFFS! Mai nails Fire on the back of the head, then she and Moose drag Fire to the ropes and handcuff her to the top rope!
Russ: Firewoman is handcuffed to the ropes! They are going to DECIMATE Juni! Razz: Oh man, this is a bad spot for Ecosystem
Moose grabs Eco and sets him up for a piledriver, and Mai heads to the top rope to make it a SPIKE PILEDRIVER, the most deadly kind of piledriver! Mai leaps……..but lands a kick right to Moose’s face instead of finishing the pildriver
Nash: What the hell is going on here tonight? Russ: Your guess is as good as mine, did Mai just miss her mark? Razz: It wasn’t even CLOSE to a spike piledriver!
The announcers questions are quickly answered as Mai grabs Moose by the hair and pulls him up, grabs his arms and hits a FLORIDA KEY! Moose lands HARD on the back of his head. Juni is finally on his feet and he looks at Mai, and they share a hug, and the crowd pops HUGE! On the ropes, Fire looks confused. Then the Muyos grab Moose and pull him up for a spike piledriver of their own! Fire is staring in disbelief, she pulls at the handcuffs and slowly pulls her hand free <another historical and biological fact, Fire has small hands and big wrists, and that has saved her life more times than Colonel Colt’s equalizer, or any other weapon she can get her hands on>
Fire races to the corner and nails Mai with a kick to the back of the head, she falls to the mat, dropping Moose. Fire heads to the corner and gets under Juni and hits a TOP ROPE MOOSEKILLER! The crowd realizes what has just happened and boos the ever loving SHIT out of Fire. Eco looks hurt that Fire has betrayed him and all four fight in the ring. The match actually settles down, only now it is Moose and Fire against Mai and Eco! They brawl for several minutes. The crowd is rabidly behind Mai and Eco and boo everything that Moose and Fire do. The end finally comes when Moose drops Mai with a package piledriver on the apron. Then slides in and blindsides Eco. Moose lifts him on his shoulders and hits the GTSF! Fire then comes off the top rope with the BEST FIRESAULT EVER! Moose kicks Mai in the face to keep her from coming in, Fire covers and gets the three count and the win! WINNERS in 33:11 – technically, Firewoman & Eco
Russ: What the hell is going on here tonight? Razz: Fire pinned her partner, that she turned on during the match, and she AND Eco get the win? Nash: Is Russo booking this shit? Russ: Wait a minute, it seems like there is more to this story…….[/i]
<Fire and Moose celebrate as Mai checks on her brother, helping him to his feet. They both look at their partners for the match with shock at their betrayals. Fire shakes her hand free after the referee raises and grabs the microphone from the announcer.>
FW: Juni, Juni, Juni...didn't I tell you? Didn't I warn you? We even talked about people who make themselves your friends, only to stab you in the back at the end? Shouldn't that have been your FIRST CLUE?
<Ecosystem asks her what she's talking about.>
FW: I did it, Juni...."Sensei".....I got that call from the board.....It's true, that Nate is out as CEO, but they didn't put you in...no no....They put ME IN!
<Ecosystem is beside himself, and Mai starts to jaw at Fire. Fire simply puts up a "Talk to the Hand" and continues.>
FW: That's right, Juni. See, we Quinns are way more patient than most people give us credit for, and I have been looking for a way to get even with you ever since I left Trinity. Oh sure, I set you on Fire in the ring, which was a bit of emotional release, but it doesn't really get you where you live, you know? I can't say as I was planning it since then, but when I saw the opportunity to make the board see that we need a change at the top, I knew that this was the perfect plan. To befriend you, and then take your company....your LEGACY....take that from you and leave you with NOTHING.
<The crowd is now booing this. Moose signals to the back and 13 comes down carrying what we find out is a Saints T-shirt that is just Firewoman-sized. She puts it on, and the boos start big-time.>
FW: Now, I did have to keep some folks in the dark about this, although my brother here knew all along. I hope they'll forgive me, and come on out here, so I can introduce them as not only my comrades in Saints of Sinners, but as my NEW CABINET~!
<"The Saints" by Helloween plays and a confused Matt, Stan, and Stank come down the aisle.>
FW: May I introduce you to my new CFO, Stan Fulton (*boos from crowd*), COO Matt Folz (*more boos*) and CAO Lucas Mann (*still an unbelievable amount of boos*)
<Matt, Stan, and Stank, look around at each other and at Moose and Fire.>
FW: Now, there will be a need for some restructuring of the board, so Lucky has done some buying and selling of OOWF stock, so that I have a majority, and the rest of the board's services will no longer be required so--
<Fire is interrupted suddenly by this:
...and John Ross Ewing emerges at the top of the ramp, along with Nate and the rest of the board. The crowd doesn't really know how to react to this. He tips his hat towards Firewoman.>
JRE: Now then, Ms. Firewoman, you were totally correct to call our attention to Nate's failings as CEO. But your man Lucky is not as slick as he thinks, and when we realized the stocks were moving hands at an unusually high rate, well now, we had to look into that.
<Firewoman stares up the ramp at him. Ecosystem and Mai have started to limp their way up the ramp.>
JRE: So once I saw what was going on, I figured that this was your play. C'mon, darlin'...my daddy taught me better than that, and you should've know that.
FW: What's your point, John Ross?
JRE: My point is that while you did get your revenge on Ecosystem for his mistreatment of you and damn near everyone else in the company at some point, I had a little bit of my own revenge to get. So if Mr. Gutierrez checks that stock portfolio, he'll find that those shares you thought you had, are not quite enough to do much of anything you were planning on, and this here board will stay right as they are.
<Firewoman and Moose both protest, and the rest of the Saints, while still not sure what's going on, protest in unity with Moose and Fire. Ecosystem and Mai have made it to the top of the ramp.>
JRE: Well, with some changes. Nate here is, officially, no longer CEO. That much you did accomplish.
FW: Oh, well, who is the new CEO....you?
JRE: Oh, no, darlin', I got a oil company to run. No, I think the new CEO will be who it should have been all along...Mr. Junichiro "Ecosystem" Muyo!
<The crowd pops huge for this, as Firewoman is now nearly insane with rage. Moose is close behind. Firewoman makes a move like she's going to go up the ramp after him, but Stank grabs a hold of her to keep her from doing something stupid. Ecosystem is so shocked he nearly misses shaking John Ross's hand, but he does eventually.>
JR: Now, Juni, this CEO position comes with a few strings. First of all, and you will have to sign this for it to be official, there will be no punitive actions taken against the Saints beyond the due punishments they deserve for breaking OOWF rules.
<Eco signs the paper and plays to the crowd>
JR: One more thing. The board insists that, as long as you are to remain CEO, you must retire as an in-ring performer.
<Eco, and the crowd, are stunned>
JR: I’m sorry, but there’s been too many instances of you using your power to benefit your career inside the ring. This is a must.
<Eco takes a moment to think about it, then signs the paper. The crowd starts a PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO! Chant. Eco steps part way down the ramp so the crowd can see him, then takes a bow. The crowd erupts with applause and rises as one for a standing ovation. Inside the ring, the Saints SEETHE with rage. Mai hugs her brother and they head to the entrance, pause again, Juni waves again, then disappears to the back. The Saints huddle in the ring for a moment, then leave the ring to a chorus of laughter and boossteps part way down the ramp so the crowd can see him, then takes a bow. The crowd erupts with applause and rises as one for a standing ovation. Inside the ring, the Saints SEETHE with rage. Mai hugs her brother and they head to the entrance, pause again, Juni waves again, then disappears to the back. The Saints huddle in the ring for a moment, then leave the ring to a chorus of laughter and boos>
Razz: Junichiro Muyo just retired? Seriously, what is going on here tonight? Russ: I have to say, this has been the most surprising pay per view I have ever been a part of Nash: It’s close, I was on a pay per view once where Zach Gowan beat Brock Lesnar for the World Heavyweight Title Russ: What pay per view was THIS? Nash: Oh, it was a Canadian pay per view, you’ve probably never heard of it, only shown in Canada Razz: Uh huh Nash: Are you calling me a liar? Razz: I am Nash: Well, maybe we should just take this out back then? Razz: Calm down killer, I don’t want you to tear something and not be able to finish the pay per view Russ: When you two are done bickering like children, next up we have a fatal four way for the OOWF Intercontinental title. Zed defends against Stank, Bridget O’Malley and Stank Nash: How did BRICK~! allow this match to stand? Zed is at a CLEAR disadvantage in this match! Russ: That’s the point, if he wants to prove himself as Intercontinental champion, he has to survive this. Looks like we are ready to go, let’s head to the ring!
STANK vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Fatal Four Way
Stank, Bridget and Kylie are announced and make their way to the ring. Zed is announced next and he comes to the ring with BRICK~! The champion slides into the ring and waits in the corner. The bell rings and Zed immediately sneaks behind Bridget and rolls her up with a handful of tights! Zed gets a two count before Kylie grabs him and pulls him off Bridget. Kylie whips Zed to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Zed ducks. He runs right into Stank who catches him and drives him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex! Stank covers, but Bridget and Kylie pull him off of Zed. Zed rolls to the floor where he is comforted by BRICK~!
Stank gets to his feet and Bridget charges at him, Stank catches her with a right hook that sends Bridget to the mat holding her jaw. Kylie lands a drop kick on Stank’s knee, dropping him to one knee on the mat. Kylie grabs Stank and hits a short DDT and covers, but Stank kicks out at two. Kylie spins to her feet, and as she stands up, Bridget explodes out of the corner and nearly cuts her in half with a SPEAR! Bridget covers, but Kylie kicks out at two.
Both women spin to their feet as Stank gets to his feet and Zed hops on the apron. Bridget and Kylie hit them BOTH with superkicks, Zed flies off the apron and slams into the guardrail while Stand falls between the ropes to the floor.
Kylie and Bridget turn to one another and shake hands, then proceed to put on a show of counters and chain wrestling, the crowd is way into this and they are cheering wildly. After a series of moves, Bridget and Kylie spin to their feet as the crowd pops big. Just as they do that, Stank and Zed are back into the ring and attack them both from behind. Zed drops Kylie to the mat, then lands several hard knees to her face. Kylie falls over backward and Zed covers, but Stank breaks free of Bridget and kicks Zed in the face breaking up the pin.
Bridget climbs to the middle rope and tries a clothesline on Stank, but Stank catches her and DRIVES her onto his knee, then shoves her to the mat. Stank grabs Bridget for a STANK BOMB, but Zed hits Stank with a SUPERKICK that sends the big man reeling to the corner. Stank walks out of the corner and he and Zed start arguing. Zed swings, but Stank catches him with an atomic drop that sends him to the ropes, on the rebound Stank elevates Zed and as he falls he connects with a knee to the face, a modified GTS. Zed’s head snaps back and he falls to the mat, before Stank can cover, BRICK~! reaches into the ring and pulls Zed to safety.
Stank turns around and Bridget and Kylie are on their feet and they take him down with DOUBLE ELIMINATION! They both stand there debating who should make the pin, they do a quick rock, paper scissors, Bridget wins and covers Stank, but he kicks out at two! As Bridget is getting to her feet, Kylie hits a standing shooting star press and gets a two count of her own. Kylie heads to one corner and Bridget to the other and they go for double leg drops but Stank rolls out of the way and they both crash and burn! Stank grabs Kylie and hits a turnbuckle power bomb! Kylie falls to the mat and rolls to the floor. Bridget charges at Stank and hit hits her with a STANK-U! Stank remains on his feet, a little dazed.
Outside the ring, we see BRICK~! hand Zed something, Zed hides it and slips back into the ring and NAILS Stank right on the back of the head! Stank drops like he’s been shot! Zed pulls Bridget to her feet and ties her in the tree of woe, then falls on Stank, hiding the brass knucks again, the referee hits the mat, one…….two……..THREE! WINNER in 25:55 – and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Zed!
Zed beats a hasty retreat from the ring and heads through the crowd with BRICK~! while the rest of the Saints limp their way to ringside. Bridget frees herself and slips out of the ring and helps Kylie to her feet, then helps her to the back. The Saints help Stank to his feet, the big man is still on rubber legs here, but they help him to the back.
Russ: Not a great night for the Saints of Sinners Razz: I am sure that is breakin’ the people’s hearts Nash: They DID retain the tag titles….. Russ: True. Now, I wonder if Mac Flasher can fight off Jack Bullet and retain the OOWF World Heavyweight title? Razz: Since coming back from his suspension, Bullet has been ON FIRE! Nash: He cleaned up at the awards last night, I would be asking for a raise if I were Bullet Razz: If you were Bullet you would be injured Nash: Getting’ real tired of your lip little man Razz: Hey, you know where the parking lot is big man, you want me to call someone from the back to get you a motorized scooter so you can get back there without hurting yourself? <the two are about to come to blows when Russ interrupts> Russ: If you two could keep it civil for one more match, we are ready for our main event of the evening
JACK BULLET vs. MAC FLASHER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.
ME: Our main event for the evening is for the OOWF World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first, the challenger, at a weight of 215 pounds from Des Moines, Iowa, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.
“Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent plays and the crowd erupts into cheers. Bullet enters with his all black ring attire and silver hair slicked back. He slaps high fives with fans, but his eyes are glued on the ring, as he marches down the aisle.
Russ: The 2018 Wrestler of the Year and Face of the Year makes his way to the ring and he’ll be facing the World Champion Mac Flasher. Win all the awards you want, the title belt is the one that really matters. Razz: The two made a formidable team to challenge the Saints and Sinners, but I knew it wouldn’t last. The two exploded into brawling at the end of Mayhem and I look for that to continue tonight. Russ: We would like to apologize for the lack of Kevin Nash, it seems he has decided he didn’t want to do commentary anymore, I am sure there will be consequences for that! Razz: GOOD!
ME: And from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, at a weight of 225 pounds, the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Mac Flasher.
“I Get Wet” by Andrew W.K. plays and the world champion enters with the title around his waist. The fans cheer even louder than they did for Bullet. Flasher slaps hands as he makes his way to the ring, maybe a little more jovial and less focused than his opponent.
Russ: I don’t think we’re going to see this erupt into a brawl, Razz. Both these men have a bit of a temper to them, but they’re also virtuous competitors who won’t stoop to underhanded deeds. With the bloodshed and violence we’ve seen tonight, a real wrestling match might be in danger of breaking out.
Referee Davis Hightower calls for the bell. Bullet steps to the middle of the ring and extends his hand. Flasher looks at it for a moment. The fans roar for him to take it. Flasher gives Bullet a firm shake and the fans cheer louder.
Razz: I think I’m going to be sick.
The two men circle each other and lockup. Flasher has the height advantage, but as he presses down on Bullet, he moves quickly behind with a hammerlock. Flasher drops to his knees, grabs Jack’s head with his free hand and snapmares him out of the hammerlock to the mat. He goes for a chinlock, but Bullet quickly slides out and rolls across the ring and to his feet. Flasher stands. The two rush into each other and lockup again.
Bullet can’t negotiate around Mac this time and Flasher backs him into the near corner. Hightower calls for the clean break and gets it. Jack nods his appreciation and comes out of the corner. Flasher is ready for another lockup, but Jack goes low with a shoulder block and pushes Flasher into the far corner. Hightower calls for the break and gets it. Mac nods his appreciation.
Russ: Parity established early on here. Razz: Or do you mean parody? Because this is a parody of what we’ve come to expect her in the OOWF. Russ: You mean actual wrestling. Razz: I mean a better sleep aide than Nyquil.
Flasher comes out of the corner into a lockup. Bullet scores a side headlock out of that. Flasher pushes him off into the ropes. Mac bends over for a backdrop. Bullet leapfrogs Flasher and goes into the opposite ropes. Mac drops flat and Jack skips over him. Flasher gets up, tries to hip toss Jack as he comes back. He blocks and gets his own hip toss. Bullet drops into a rear chinlock with his knee in Mac’s back.
Razz: Wake me when this gets interesting.
Flasher kicks the mat and waves his arms to get the fans going. He gets his legs under him and pushes up. Bullet breaks and goes back into the ropes. Mac surprises with a discus clothesline and Jack goes to the mat. He drops an elbow, but Jack rolls out of the way. Bullet tries to kick Mac as he goes to stand, but Flasher grabs the foot. He waves his finger as if to say ‘not today.’
Bullet kicks off his other foot for an enzuigiri. Flasher ducks it. Bullet twists to face away from Mac, drops low and fires backwards with a mule kick. It catches Flasher in the gut and he trips back into the ropes. Bullet rushes and leaps for a flying cross body. Mac drops low and Bullet flies out of the ring. He tucks as he comes down and jams his knee into the floor.
Russ: Jack Bullet comes up limping. He might have hurt himself and that could spell disaster for him. Razz: Now I’m awake. I don’t like either of these guys, but pain is pain.
Flasher rolls to the floor and brings Bullet up by the head. Jack rears back to break free and chops Flasher in the chest. The fans ‘woo.’ Flasher fires a chop back. The fans ‘woo.’ Bullet is not putting much weight on his left leg, Mac notices this. Flasher fires a kick to the leg and Bullet winces. Flasher goes low, hooks the leg and gives a kneebreaker on the floor. Bullet flops down. Mac rolls under the bottom rope back to the ring.
Russ: Bullet will certainly be favoring that knee now. Razz: If Flasher’s smart, you go for the count out here and retain the title on the champion’s advantage. Russ: I don’t think he’s going to do that, it’s not his way. Razz: Like I said, it’s what he would do if he was smart.
Hightower gets to eight as Jack slides back into the ring. Flasher stays back and gauges Bullet as he pulls himself up by the ropes. Mac moves in. Bullet drop to one knee and punches Flasher in the gut. While stunned, Jack moves into him and gets an atomic drop. Flasher stands in pain, Bullet grabs his wrist and bring him in for a short arm clothesline. Flasher goes down. Bullet rubs his knee and walks a little to work it out. Bullet leans over and pulls Flasher up by the head. He tries to hook him for a suplex, but Flasher ducks under the arm and pushes down and forward while grabbing the bad knee. The two go to the mat and roll over. Flasher scores a rolling inverted knee bar. Bullet’s head is in the mat, Mac has his arms around the top of the leg and his legs are in a triangle around the ankle.
Russ: Beautiful rolling inverted knee bar by the champion. He’s looking to work on the injured body part. Razz: I wonder what video game he got that from.
Bullet has nowhere to go. Flasher clamps down on the move. Hightower asks if Jack wants to submit. He says no. Flasher clamps down more and Jack still says no. Bullet has superior upper body strength to Flasher. Jack pushes up on his arms and forces himself back. The pair rolls over. Bullet bridges with his palms pressed against the mat, but with the knee bar still locked. This turns it into a pinning predicament and Hightower counts to two, but Flasher lets go and slips out from under Bullet.
The two stand and circle each other, Bullet noticeably limping. They lock up with Bullet getting a side headlock. Flasher backdrops out. They both try to come up fast, but Mac is faster. He grabs Bullet and throws him into the near ropes. He comes off fast and Flasher puts him down with a back elbow. He then drops an elbow to the bad knee and locks in a knee bar. Mac cranks back too far on it and Jack is able to grab his head into a rear naked choke. Flasher lets go and so does Bullet.
As they come up, Flasher shoots Jack into the ropes again. Mac drops low and scores a single leg trip as Bullet runs by. Flasher grabs the ankle and locks in a single leg Boston Crab. He leans back and places his weight into Bullet’s lower back.
Russ: Flasher doing various holds to work the knee. Bullet finds a way out, but Mac tries something else trying to find just the right one. Razz: All the time every move is weakening the knee just that much more. Hate to admit it for Flasher, but picking out a body part and working it is always a smart tactic.
Bullet tries to push himself up, but Mac’s weight is too much. He tries to crawl to the ropes, but Mac’s weight is too much for that as well. Hightower asks Bullet if he wants to submit, he refuses. He continues to struggle against the champion. Flasher starts to lose his grip on the wiggling Jack, so he stands and slams his knee into the canvas. Bullet flops over and grabs his knee.
Flasher pulls Bullet up for a whip into the ropes, but he reverses. Mac comes off with a flying crossbody. He lays on top for a two count. Bullets presses Mac off who goes over the bottom rope to the floor. Flasher quickly takes the apron and cuts Bullet off with a shoulder thrust through the ropes as he stands and turns. Jack doubles over and Flasher slingshots back into the ring with a sunset flip for another two count. Bullet rolls out and to his feet. Flasher charges with a clothesline. Bullet ducks, grabs Flasher by the waist and pushes him into the ropes for an O’Connor Roll. Flasher grabs the top rope to block. Bullet flops back and rolls over to his feet. He charges, Flasher drops low and pulls the top rope, but Jack guesses this and goes low himself with a basement dropkick. Mac goes through the ropes and bumps to the floor. Bullet lays on the canvas and rubs his knee. Flasher stands.
He grabs Jack by the ankle and drags him to the floor. Bullet hops on one leg. Flasher hooks him up and hoists for a suplex, but Bullets slips out and pushes Flasher into the outside ring post. Flasher takes it in the shoulder. Bullet runs for a crossbody, but Flasher ducks out of the way and Bullet bangs his knee on the metal steps.
Russ: That could be the nail in the coffin right there. That bad knee taking more damage.
Bullet crawls away and carefully stands as Flasher catches up to him. Bullet isn’t putting any pressure on his left leg now. Flasher rushes at him, Jack goes down and hits a drop toehold. Flasher bangs his face on the floor. Bullet pulls himself up by the apron and gets back into the ring as Hightower hits nine on his count. He rolls back out to reset the count for both men.
Razz: At least Bullet knows a count out victory does him no good here. He can’t win the belt that way and that’s been his single focus since return from suspension. I still don’t like the guy, but I have to give him credit to jettisoning the dead weight of Josie and Kylie for more important concerns.
Bullet pulls Flasher up from behind with a waistlock. Mac breaks it with a back elbow to the head. He turns and comes down with a forearm to the back. He throws Jack into the ring and follows. Mac slingshots in with a splash and covers for two. He pulls Bullet up by the head, hooks him and hoists him for the Flash Drive, but Bullet drops out behind Mac and gets a neckbreaker.
Russ: Desperation move to avoid the Flash Drive, but can Bullet capitalize.
Bullet pulls Flasher up with a double underhook for the old Silver Bullet, but he pushes forward and drives Jack back first into the near corner. Mac gets a front waistlock, pulls Bullet slightly out of the corner and slings backwards with the Clemente Bridge Suplex. One…two…thre…he can’t hold the bridge.
Mac pulls Jack up by the head and looks for the Flash Drive again, but Bullet blocks and reverses into a suplex. He holds on and brings Mac to his feet for another suplex try, but Mac twists out and gets the Duquesne Incline. He falls backwards on top of Bullet for a one…two…thre…shoulder up.
Flasher pulls Jack up and goes for the Flash Drive a third time. Bullet slips out from behind again, but Mac is expecting it and drops low while spinning for a sweep kick. He catches the bad leg and Bullet goes down. Flasher scores the figure four leglock. The fans pop. Bullet howls in pain, but refuses to submit. Flasher cranks back on the hold. Bullet falls back to the mat and Hightower counts. One…two…thre…he pops back up. Jack falls again. One…two…thre…he pops back up. Jack rolls his arm in the air to get the fans into it. They start cheering. Jack manages to reverse the figure four. Flasher breaks off. They stand. Mac rushes forward and straight into a super kick. He goes down, but Jack planted on the bad leg and goes down himself. He pulls himself across the mat slowing, dragging his leg behind him. He covers for one…two…thre…Flasher kicks out.
Bullet pulls Flasher up for the Action Driver piledriver. Because of the bad leg he is having a hard time getting Flasher up. Mac backdrops out. He goes into the ropes. Bullet stands and presses a shoulder into Flasher as he comes off the ropes for the Action Drop Samoan Drop. He covers for one…two…thre…Flasher kicks out.
Jack lines up the piledriver again. Flasher reverses, pulls Bullet up and hits a package piledriver. He covers for one…two…thre…Bullet barely gets the shoulder up.
Russ: Will anything put the Silver Eagle down. Razz: Maybe a good chair shot to the bad leg.
Flasher is getting frustrated. He pulls Bullet up and fires off three chops to get three ‘woos.’ This just serves to wake Jack up and he fires back three chops for three woos. The two start trading chops, then trading punches. Flasher whips Bullet into the ropes. He ducks under a clothesline and comes off the other side with a flying crossbody. Because of the bad leg, there’s not much on the move and Flasher is able to grab him. He drops Bullet across his knee with a backbreaker. He keeps a hold of him as he stands and swings him out into a side slam. He covers for one…two…thre…Bullet kicks out.
Flasher pulls Jack up and goes for the Flash Drive again. Bullet blocks and falls back for a small package. One…two…thre…Flasher rolls him over. One…two…thre…They break off and both come up hot. However, Bullet comes up low into Mac for another Action Drop. He covers for one…two…thre…Flasher kicks out.
They race up again. Flash Drive try is reversed into the Action Buster. He covers for one…two…thre…Bullet pulls Flasher up for the piledriver. Mac reverses looking for his own piledriver, Bullet re-reverses. Flasher backdrops out. Bullet lands on his feet, fires off a super kick as Mac turns around. The leg collapses, Bullet falls on top. One…two…three!
ME: Your winner and NEW OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet. WINNER in 55:18 and NEW OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION – “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet
The fans cheer loud for Bullet. Hightower hands Jack the World Title. Bullet holds it in his left hand, while Hightower raises his right in victory. Bullet hops on one leg. Flasher comes around. He stands. He pushes Hightower away and spins Jack around. The fans stop cheering to see what is going to happen. Tensions hands in the air, then Mac pulls Bullet in and hugs him. Mac raises his hand in victory and points at him. The fans cheer.
Russ: That sound you hear is Razz throwing up into a trash can. Razz: Blaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhh!
Flasher salutes Jack and then rolls out of the ring, allowing him to bask in the glory of the crowd as the image fades.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF New Year’s Evil 12, December 31st, LIVE! from Makaklio City, Hawaii! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem, Live! October 3rd live! From Raleigh, North Carolina
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#880) Live! From Richmond, Virginia September 26, 2018
THE DARLINGS vs. BEER MONEY
Beer Money is announced and make their way to the ring. They come out alone, without the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth. SYB and Skurge seem to be all business tonight. The Darlings music plays, and nothing. Everyone watches the ramp expecting a Darling appearance, but they never come. Instead, Alex and Alexis come through the crowd and slip into the ring and attack Beer Money from behind. Darling hits a Darling Driver on Skurge, while Lexie destroys SYB with a BITCH KILLER! They throw the two of them out of the ring, Alex gets a mic and sits on the top rope.
Is this what we came back for? Is this why we made our glorious return to the OOWF, to be totally disrespected by being in the ring with trash like Beer Money and Banned From Everywhere?
In case you’ve forgotten, my name is Alexander Darling and I have accomplished everything in the OOWF I wanted. I am a first ballot hall of famer, I have held every title in this company numerous times. My sister may not have won as many titles, but she is every bit as talented as I am, and on top of ALL that, we are Darlings, and we DEMAND respect.
<Alex hops off the apron and paces for a moment, then speaks again>
To those of you in the back, you DO know that we have standing offers from every major promotion in the world, New Japan, Ring of Honor, AAA, WWE, hell Cody and the Bucks even wanted us for All In. The point is, we could go anywhere we wanted and be treated like……well…..Royalty <crowd boos the mention of Royalty, Alex just shakes his head> Of course you inbred hicks would boo the greatest collection of talent this fed has ever seen.
So, why did we come back? There’s nothing left to achieve, there’s nothing we haven’t done. There’s no one we haven’t beaten. We have standing offers all over the world, so……..why?
<Alex leans on the ropes and snarls at the camera>
One reason. Moosehead Jack <crowd boos him too, Alex just laughs> you boo him now, but Moosehead Jack represents each……and ever……one of you. You know, they say the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. That’s not true. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing you morons that he is a good wrestler. <surprising boos for this>Oh yeah? You’re booing me calling Moosehead Jack a shitty wrestler? Hey Jack, sounds like you are winning the folks over, which I always knew you would because you are a fraud, and the morons who sit in this crowd just LOVE frauds, don’t you?
So, I decided to come back to prove once and for all that Moosehead Jack is a complete and total fraud. Jack……..you have caused enough pain and bullshit in my life to last a thousand lifetimes. You ruined my marriage, you took my father’s blood money to try to force me out of wrestling, I’ve wasted half my career fighting you, and at New Years Evil 12…….all that ends. I am going to beat you bloody and pin you one, two, three right in the middle of the ring, and there’s not a fucking thing you can do to stop me.
But that is in three months. Right now, I want to focus on Hell on Earth. Stan Fulton and Matt Folz <shaking his head and laughing> congratulations boys, you struggled against a makeshift team. Well done. This is what I am demanding at Hell on Earth, IF you two are still somehow champions after this week, we want you. Saints of Sinners against The Darlings, Hell in the Cell. When we win, we get the titles. If you somehow win, Lexie and I won’t get another tag title shot as long as you two hold the gold. I am not asking, I am not requesting, I am not hoping for the shot, I am demanding it, and remember this, when a Darling wants something, we get what we want, cause we’re Darlings and you? You’re just not.
Alex drops the mic and the crowd boos as they head to the back. WINNERS – No match
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. ECOSYSTEM
Moosehead Jack comes out first, but that's not the story here. The story is that Junichiro "Ecosystem" Muyo is coming out to what is perhaps the most important match of his life, to date. He even has some cheers from the fans, which kind of takes him by surprise but he shakes it off. Moose glowers at him from his corner, and doesn't initially move. Eco cautiously walks up to him, and when he gets JUST close enough, Moose charges and drives him back across the ring in the far corner's ringpost. Eco gets the wind knocked out of him, but still manages to drive elbows to the back Moose's neck, and that makes Moose retreat. Instead of celebrating or rolling out to take a rest or any of the other stuff he usually does, Ecosystem goes on the attack himself now, with a series of armdrags into armbars, that seems to have taken Moose by surprise. Not for long go, as Moose counters, flipping Ecosystem over, and trying to lock in the Ji-endo to end this early. No such luck, though, as Eco frees himself and hits the ropes and then a dropkick to Moose's jaw as Moose was getting to his feet.
Meanwhile, Firewoman has come down to the announce table.
Russ: To what do we owe this pleasure, Madame Commissioner? Fire: Just making sure everyone is following the rules. Razz: You?
Fire glares at Razz and we get back to the action in the ring, and while both combatants are following the rules, in general, they are still going right up to that line, as there is no love loss and quite a bit of history to "work out." And that they do, as they whip each other into ring posts, drop each other on their heads, and in general show everyone involved why they are who they are.
Russ: I've not seen Ecosystem this fired up in years. Razz: I guess trying to regain your company is good motivation.
Ecosystem throws Moose to the ropes and then charges in. Moose drops down with the top rope and Ecosystem goes sailing over. Moose grins, hits the far ropes himself for momentum, and dives through the ropes onto Ecosystem and the floor. Fire jumps to her feet with concern, but otherwise stays put. Moose gets to his feet first and looks under the ring apron. Ecosystem then comes up and sort of staggers towards the steps, since there is a count happening. Moose comes up with a chair from under the ring and stalks Ecosystem, who appears to not notice. Moose slides into the ring from the other side, and gets ready to light Ecosystem up with the chair, but as Eco climbs in and Moose starts to swing, he can't....because Firewoman has jumped into the ring, and is holding the chair! He turns and growls at her, swinging at her instead, but she uses the momentum to rip the chair out of his hands. The referee asks his boss nicely to leave and she does, with the chair. Moose glares at her and turns around....only to come face to face with a recovered Ecosystem who quickly takes the opportunity to hit the ENDGAME~! He quickly covers for the pin and one, two, THREE~! WINNER in 15:57 – Ecosystem
Eco bails out of the ring and celebrates with Fire and the fans. The fans start chanting “C-E-O! C-E-O!” And Eco grins and Fire urges them on. Inside the ring, Moose seethes. Fire waves good bye to her brother and she and Juni head up the ramp.
SHIZURU & SHANNON MANN vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE
Banned From Everywhere is announced and makes their way to the ring to the joy of the crowd. People slap hands with Bill and Justin as they walk by and the boys pose for selfies along the way. As they get to the ring and climb onto the apron, Shizuru and Shannon emerge from beneath the ring and attack!
Shizuru goes right after Bill and sprays him with GREEN MIST! Bill falls to his knees and howls in pain, Shizuru sends him to the floor with a stiff kick to the face. Shannon and Justin are trading punches, Shizuru slips behind Justin and LEVELS him with an enzuguri to the back of the head. Shannon grabs Justin’s arms and cuffs them around the ring post, then hits a CURB STOMP driving Justin’s face into the steel ring post!
Shizuru throws Bill into the ring and goes all Abdullah the Butcher on him. He pulls a metal shiv wrapped in tape from his tights, pulls Bill to his knees then tilts his head back and repeatedly goughes his forehead with the blade! Bill’s face is now completely obscured by blood and green mist. The referee tries to intervene, but Shannon comes in and shoves him down and kicks him out of the ring. Shizuru pulls Bill to his feet and hits a PSYCHO DRIVER! Shannon pulls Bill up next and locks him in the VEX VICE! While she pulls back on Bill’s head, Shizuru lands repeated stiff kicks to the back of his head.
Russ: GOOD GAWD! GET SOMEONE OUT HERE BEFORE THEY KILL BILL! Razz: Even I think this is going too far! Bill is essentially out cold here! Russ: IT SAYS WRESTLING ON THE MARQUEE, NOT ATTEMPTED MURDER![/b]
Shannon breaks the hold and Shizuru gets three chairs from ringside. They put one under Bill’s head and raise the other two for a CON-CHAIR-TO when Ecosystem and Firewoman hit the ring with weapons of their own. Shizuru and Shannon beat a hasty retreat and Fire and Eco follow them to the back leaving BFE. Before the medics can make it to the ring, Skurge and SYB walk out. SYB is carrying a pair of bolt cutters. They walk up to Justin and cut the cuffs from him, help him to his feet and help him into the ring, which draws cheers from the crowd. They follow and help Bill, who is barely conscious, to his feet. As Bill stands, with the help of Justin, suddenly Skurge grabs Justin and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER while SYB hits the JERSEY TURNPIKE on Bill, then grabs the chair and slams it across his face! Skurge has a mic
So it’s come to this. Round and round we go. Now, it seems OOWF Creative has nothing for us. Week after week we are put in meaningless matches against you two or the Darlings. Well, the Darlings have made their plans for Hell on Earth well known, so now, we are going to make our demands. We want you two clowns in a Loser Leaves the OOWF match. That way, once we win, we won’t have to deal with shitstains like you anymore, and we can get a fair chance at the world tag team titles. That is, if creative thinks we are good enough for their precious titles
Skurge drops the mic as medics get to Bill and Justin. They stand over BFE for a moment and raise their hands in victory, which the crowd boos the shit out of, and head to the back. WINNER by DQ in :10 – Banned From Everywhere
FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO
As soon as the bell rings the two of them tear into one another. These long time foes know one another well so we get a lot of counters and reversals from the former best friends. Fire charges into the corner, but Mai moves, Fire stops herself from slamming into the corner, then grabs Mai and hits a STUNNER! Mai hits the mat and rolls out of the ring, Fire springs over the top rope and hammers her with punches to the face, then pulls her up and rolls her back into the ring. Fire traps Mai in a real Walls of Jericho, dropping her knee on the back of Mai’s head. The referee asks Mai if she wants to quit, but she refuses. Mai uses her tremendous leg strength to power out of the move and flip Fire to the mat. Fire is up quickly and catches Mai with a drop kick to the face as she gets to her knees. Mai slams to the mat and Fire covers, but Mai is out at one. Fire grabs an armbar and keeps Mai on the mat.
Fire works the arm keeping Mai on the mat for what seems like forever. Fire attempts a Fujiwara arm bar, but Mai gets to her feet and gets several two counts while Fire fights to get Mai back on the mat. Fire finally breaks the hold and spins to her feet, she ducks a spinning heel kick from Mai, but not the clothesline that follows. Mai grabs Fire and sends her to the ropes and catches her with a back elbow right to the jaw. Fire staggers and Mai grabs her from behind and hits a trio of German suplexes, the last one being a release that sees Fire land hard on the back of her neck. Mai doesn’t cover, instead she goes to the top rope and waits for a dazed Fire to get up, as she stands Mai leaps and takes Fire to the mat with a bulldog! Mai rolls Fire over and covers, but Fire kicks out at two and ninety-nine one hundredths. Mai snaps at the referee then pulls Fire to her feet and throws her out of the ring to the floor.
Mai turns and argues with the referee, while that is happening, Moose races down to the ring, kick Fire in the gut as she stands and DROPS her with a DDT on the concrete floor! Moose pulls Fire up and rolls her into the ring. Moose heads back up the ramp, where he is met by a charging Eco. Eco and Moose tear into one another with punches, while that is going on, Mai turns and grabs a barely conscious Firewoman and locks her in the ji-endo! The referee checks on Fire waiting for her to tap, but she refuses. Finally Fire goes limp, the referee raises her arm three times, and it drops three times. The referee calls for the bell just as Eco breaks away and slides into the ring. WINNER via submission in 25:53 – Mai Muyo
Eco pleads his case with the referee trying to explain that Moose attacked Fire outside the ring. While he does that, Moose recovers and hits the ring, Mai grabs her brother and hits a spinning heel kick to the side of the head, Eco staggers right into Moose who lifts Eco and hits the GTSF! Eco is OUT! Mai and Moose remain in the ring and spread their arms in the Christ pose while the fans litter the ring with litter. Finally, a heavily bandaged Banned From Everywhere race to the ring with weapons. Mai and Moose bail out. They are quickly joined by Shizuru and Shannon. The Saints and Shannon start toward the ring, but Bill and Justin manage to get Fire and Eco on their feet, though they are still mostly out of it. The Saints decide to fight another day and retreat to the locker room.
ZED & STANK vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY & KYLIE MIGNOLIO – Whoever Scores the Win, Wins the Title
Russ: As you know, the rules of this match were changed by GM the Danny earlier this week. Zed’s intercontinental title is on the line in this match, whoever scores the pin fall or gets the submission, wins the title Razz: I gotta say Russ, this really isn’t fair to Zed. I mean, Stank is a multiple time intercontinental champion, obviously he wants the strap, and so do Kylie and Bridget, who can you trust in this match? Russ: Much like the rest of the OOWF, I would assume, trust no one
Both teams are announced and make their way to the ring to the reactions you would expect. The crowd boos the shit out of Stank and Zed, and cheer the hell out of Bridget and Kylie, with more and more Josie posters popping up. As Kylie climbs to the middle rope and raises her hands another JO-SIE, JO-SIE, JO-SIE chant starts up. The bell rings and Bridget and Zed start things off.
What you get here is a bit of a surprise and shows how much each team has grown as a tag team. Neither team keeps the advantage for long and we get numerous quick tags and double teams.
Russ: You know, I would say either of these teams could challenge the Saints of Sinners for the OOWF world tag team titles! Razz: I don’t know if I would go that far just yet, but this is one hell of a tag match!
Bridget and Kylie get Zed on their side of the ring and keep him there. Kylie traps Zed in a figure four and stays close enough to her corner that she can tag in Bridget just before Zed can reach the ropes for the break. Bridget comes in and drags Zed away from the ropes and locks him in the STF. Zed howls in pain and starts to fight toward the ropes but Bridget turns him away from the ropes to the middle of the ring, so Stank comes in and frees his partner with a kick to Bridget’s face.
Razz: See, THAT is where Zed and Stank have the advantage. Bridget and Kylie have very little tag experience, Zed too, but Stank is one of the most decorated tag team wrestlers in OOWF history. That kind of experience matters Russ Russ: There is no denying Stank’s pedigree in tag wrestling, but I gotta say, Kylie and Bridget have come together far better than I ever thought they could
Zed makes the tag and he and Stank take over the match, keeping Bridget on their side of the ring. They use their own quick tags to keep the fresh man in and keep Bridget in trouble. At one point Stank tags in Zed, then lifts Bridget about halfway for a powerbomb. Zed leaps off the top rope and drops a leg across Bridget’s chest driving her to the mat. Zed covers, but……..Stank pulls him off at the two? While Zed stands there confused, Stank falls on Bridget and covers, but Zed pulls him off at two. The two go nose to nose with Stank relaying the message that he would ALSO like to win that IC title. While this is going on, Bridget makes it to her corner and makes the tag. Kylie comes in and grabs Stank and Zed and hits a double noggin knocker that sends Stank out of the ring.
Kylie grabs a stunned Zed and hits a FLORIDA KEY! She has Zed down for what would have been a clear three count, but we see Bridget talking to the referee about something, by the time he turns around and starts the count, Zed is able to kick out at two. Kylie gets to her feet and looks at Bridget questioningly, Bridget shrugs and tags herself in and rolls Zed into a small package, Kylie sees this and rolls them in another direction to break the pin. Soon enough, Bridget jumps to her feet and confronts Kylie while Stank comes back into the ring and continues his dispute with Zed.
Russ: We seem to have a breakdown in communication right now Razz: No one wants to give up the pin, can you blame them? Russ: No, but this is getting a bit heated…….[/b]
Inside the ring both teams start arguing more fiercely. Bridget shoves Kylie who stumbles backward into Zed. Zed turns around and begins fighting with Kylie, Bridget tries to jump in and that brings Stank back to the defense of his partner. As things breaks down and the referee is struggling to maintain control, Zed slips behind Kylie and rolls her up with his feet on the ropes AND a handful of tights! Bridget and Stank are too busy fighting to see it until it is too late, the referee turns around and doesn’t see the feet on the ropes or tights and makes the three count! Zed retains! WINNER in 39:47 and STILL Intercontinental Champion – Zed
Stank quickly bails out and he and Zed argue their way up the ramp/. Inside the ring Kylie and Bridget look like they are about to come to blows, then things calm down and they hug in the middle of the ring, and the crowd explodes for that. Both Kylie and Bridget are clearly not happy until Vic comes out to the top of the ramp. Zed and Stank stop halfway up the ramp.
Vic – I gotta say, that was one hell of a match right there. But you know what? I am still not completely sold that Zed can keep that title, all of you deserve a fair shot at the title, so what we are going to do at Hell on Earth is quite simple. At Hell On Earth, Zed will defend his Intercontinental title against Stank, Kylie Mignolio AND Bridget O’Malley!
Vic drops the mic and walks away, Zed is clearly NOT happy about this at all. He storms to the back, Stank follows behind him with a smirk on his face. Inside the ring, Kylie and Bridget look at one another, then shake hands, as in, may the best woman win. The crowd approves of that, and they head to the back.
JACK BULLET & MAC FLASHER vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Mac and Jack are introduced first – separately – and make their way to the ring. Once in the ring they play to the crowd and then huddle in the corner waiting for their opponents. Their music plays and Stan and Matt come out from the back – the OOWF World Tag Team champions, the Saints of Sinners. They make their way to the ring and step between the ropes and they are nearly booed out of the building. As the referee calls for the bell, Stan darts across the ring and attacks Bullet from behind! He traps Jack in the corner and hits repeated elbows to the side of Bullet’s head, then grabs him by the hair and lands repeated headbutts to the face. Jack staggers out of the corner, Stan charges out and turns him inside out with a clothesline. Fulton gives Bullet no rest, he pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a perfect belly to belly suplex. Fulton covers, but Mac comes in to break it up.
Fulton tags Folz in and he comes in and keeps Bullet on the mat with a variety of leg locks. Fulton and Folz work over Bullet’s knee, trapping him in several submission moves. Jack repeatedly has to make it to the ropes to force the break
Razz: Ya know, Russ, maybe I am reading too much into this, but Mac certainly doesn’t seem like he is in a hurry to save his partner Russ: I feel fairly certain Mac Flasher would not sell out his partner Razz: I mean……they face one another at Hell on Earth on Sunday, if Bullet has a bad wheel going into the match, that works to Mac’s advantage!
Folz goes for a figure four, but Bullet grabs him in an inside cradle for a two count. Folz kicks out and tags in Fulton. As Bullet tries to crawl to his corner, Stan drops a hard elbow across the small of Bullet’s back, then grabs him in a sort of sharpshooter, but not exactly (I saw it on NXT but I don’t remember what it’s called and it’s four am so I am not looking it up) Bullet howls in pain and tries to drag his way to his corner. Mac starts stomping on the mat and clapping, getting the crowd fired up. Bullet inches his way closer and closer, but Stan breaks the hold and drags Bullet back across the ring. Fulton tries a leg drop, but misses! Folz comes into the ring as Bullet gets to his feet and tries to lift him for an angle slam, but Bullet slips free, when Folz turns around Bullet POPS him with a superkick! Folz falls out of the ring, Bullet turns and dives into his corner and makes the tag JUST as Fulton was about to grab him!
The crowd EXPLODES as Mac comes into the ring and drops Fulton with a drop kick to the jaw. Folz is back on the apron and Mac nails him with a forearm to the side of the head that sends him to the floor. As Stan stand up, Mac charges and hits a HIGH IMPACT MOVE! Fulton’s head snaps back, but he doesn’t quite go down. As Fulton tries to get his balance back, Mac heads to the top rope and hits a missile drop kick that drops Stan! Mac covers, but Fulton powers out. Mac jumps to his feet and tags in Bullet, who had just got to his feet in the corner. Bullet stares at Mac in disbelief, then steps into the ring. Bullet grabs Fulton and sends him to the ropes and catches him with an impressive powerslam on the rebound. Bullet covers, but Stan kicks out at two. Bullet gets to his feet and immediately tags in Mac…….rather hard.
Mac slowly steps into the ring and stares at Bullet. Bullet doesn’t even look at him, he just leaves the ring. While this is going on, Fulton tags in Folz. Folz charges across the ring at Mac, Bullet tries to warn him, but Mac turns around too late and catches a Folz knee to the jaw! Mac is staggered, Folz grabs him and hits a snap suplex, then pulls him to his feet, and DRIVES him to the mat, trapping Mac in a CROSSFACE! Mac howls in pain, and interestingly enough, Bullet remains on the apron, not moving an inch to help his partner, instead he flexes his knee and winces in pain.
The fans cheer Mac on, which Bullet eventually gets into it stomping – on his good knee – and clapping along with the crowd. Mac finally manages to drag himself to the ropes to force the break. Folz breaks, then grabs Mac around the waist, pulls him up and hits a release German suplex. Mac lands hard and Folz rolls him up, but only gets a two count. Mac just barely kicks out and slams the mat in frustration. He yells something to the corner, but is quickly cut off by Folz who grabs him by the hair, spins him around and rocks him back on his heels with a European uppercut. Mac staggers back into the corner and Folz charges, but Mac moves out of the way. Folz slams chest first into the corner and staggers backward, Mac grabs him and hits the FLASH DRIVE and covers, but Fulton breaks up the count at two. Mac gets to his feet and tags Bullet, REALLY hard this time. Bullet stares at Mac for a moment, then gets into the ring and pulls Folz to their corner. Bullet lifts Folz and hits an ALABAMA SLAM, but Folz kicks out at two.
Mac and Jack dominate for the next few minutes, but they tag one another in increasingly hard each time.
Russ: I don’t like the way this is going for Jack and Mac. These two are definitely NOT on the same page Razz: I told ya Russ! They fight in just a few days for the greatest prize in wrestling. They may be tag partners, but these two CLEARLY do not trust one another.
Folz finally fights to his feet and he and Mac trade punches. Mac gets the better of the exchange, but before he can finish Folz off, Bullet reaches out and tags himself in! Mac is none too happy about THAT! Bullet lands the final punch on Folz, dropping him to his knees. As this is happening, Fulton steps into the ring, Mac walks down the apron to yell at the referee to keep Fulton out of the ring. As he is doing his, Bullet goes for the KILLSWITCH, but Folz shoves him off and he SLAMS into Mac head to head! Mac flies off the apron and slams into the guardrail. Bullet staggers back, Folz reaches out and tags in Fulton, then grabs Bullet and hits an OLYMPIC SLAM just as Fulton hits the ropes and drops the DROPLINE! Fulton hooks the leg, one……two…….THREE! The champs retain! WINNERS in 45:07 – and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions – The Saints of Sinners
The referee hands the Saints their titles as Mac gets back into the ring. He helps Bullet to his feet, then the two of them go nose to nose arguing. The Saints stand back and watch, having a good laugh at this. Finally Mac and Bullet erupt into punches and the fight is on! While Fulton and Folz are standing there, Bridget and Kylie run in to pull Jack and Mac apart. This brings out Stank and Zed, who attack Bridget and Kylie. Fulton and Folz attack Bridget and Kylie and the Saints and Zed beat down Bridget and Kylie while Mac and Bullet go back to fighting. Banned From Everywhere come to the ring to back up Kylie and Bridget, which also brings out Fire and Eco. The ring explodes in violence now. Beer Money comes down to attack BFE, while Shannon and Shizuru come down to defend the Saints. Moose and Mai follow and now it looks like a battle royal! The Darling show up at ringside and pull Fulton and Folz out of the ring and they brawl around ringside. They fight up the ramp and the ring mostly empties except for Shannon and Shizuru fighting with Kylie and Fire. Moose climbs on the apron and attacks Fire from behind, and tries to throw her out of the ring, but Fire reverses it then dives out of the ring onto Fire. Kylie bails on beating down Shizuru and leaves the ring to save Bridget from a double team by Zed and Stank when suddenly the lights go out.
The lights remain out for a few seconds, when lights come back on, it is a blood red color and we see Ghosthead, wearing a neck brace from the attack by Shizuru and Shannon, standing there with a chair. Shizuru shoves Shannon out of the way and takes an absolutely murderous chair shot to the head. Shizuru falls to the mat unconscious. Shannon attacks her husband with punches to the face, he shoves her away, then hits the ropes and lands a roaring elbow to her jaw. Shannon falls and Ghost stands over her with the chair as the crowd roars. Ghost tosses the chair aside, pulls Shannon to her feet and hits her with the HORROR DRIVER! Ghost gets to his feet and stands over Shannon and Shizuru and slowly raises his arms again, as he brings him down, the lights go out, ala Undertaker, when they come back on, the fight is still going on outside the ring, but Ghost is gone.
Finally security, police, the PHWF roster and others that are clearly local workers flood the ring. We hear the police threatening people with pepper spray. The scene is damn near a riot as things are being thrown into the ring and fans are trying to get at some of the wrestlers. Just as we are on the scale of a full on riot, the two sides are separated and slowly herded to the back. As the show ends, we hear the announcer say
For the safety of our guests, we strongly urge fans to exit in an orderly fashion and stop throwing chairs into the ring. Again, for the safety and security of our fans, please stop throwing chairs into the ring and exit in an orderly fashion
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Hell on Earth 14, September 29, LIVE! from Asheville, North Carolina! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem, Live! October 3rd live! From Raleigh, North Carolina
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#879) Live! From Annapolis, Maryland September 19, 2018
KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. STANK
No contest as tensions finally boil over and the two just decide to brawl. Match TBEIL
ECOSYSTEM & FIREWOMAN vs. BEER MONEY
Fire and SYB start out and Fire just starts destroying him, battering him all around the ring for the first few minutes of the match. Brainbuster gets two. Codebreaker gets 2. Fire with a backbreaker and then a tag to Eco who comes off the top rope with an elbow that gets two. Eco with an Irish Whip, SYB reverses and Skurge nails Eco with a cheap shot. SYB makes the tag, Skurge comes in with a shoulderbreaker to make Eco the face in peril.
SYB and Skurge smartly cut the ring in half and make frequent tags to keep Eco off balance. Skurge with a huge powerbomb that gets 2. Double big boot gets 2. SYB heads to the top and looks for a moonsault but Eco moves out of the way. Both men struggle to their corners. SYB makes the tag to Skurge, Skurge tries to cut off Eco but Eco reaches up and makes the hot tag to Fire. Fire comes in with tons of energy and nails the big man with several strong kicks and chops. SYB tries to interfere but Fire throws him over the top rope. Fire with a swinging neckbreaker to Skurge and heads up for the BFE. 1...2...3.
Winners (Pinfall, 8:45) Ecosystem and Firewoman.
Russ: Fire sure wasn't pulling any punches, she looks as intense as ever. Razz: Perhaps sending a message to her brother and the rest of the Saints.
SHANNON MANN vs. GHOSTHEAD
Shannon is announced and comes to the ring first, the crowd boos the hell out of her, but she ignores it and climbs into the ring and paces. Ghost’s music hits and he makes his way to the ring. Shannon stops her pacing and glares at her husband as he makes his way to the ring. As Ghost steps into the ring he stares at his wife. They meet in the middle of the ring and as the referee is about to call for the bell, Shannon knees Ghost right in the Mann Family Jewels. The bell rings as Ghost drops to his knees. Shannon hits the ropes and blasts him with a shining wizard to the head, sending him flat on his back. Shannon stands on his throat until the referee calls for the break. She reluctantly breaks, then pulls Ghost to his feet and throws him out of the ring.
Shannon follows him and chokes him with a cord, then throws him shoulder first into the guard rail. Shannon then grabs a chair and slams it across the shoulder that just hit the steel. Ghost seems slightly taken aback by the assault from his wife. Shannon lands repeated punches to the face, then pulls Ghost to his feet and throws him back into the ring where she chokes him on the bottom rope, then the middle rope, then springs over the top rope dropping a leg across the back of his head and springing him back into the ring. Shannon gets back into the ring but doesn’t even go for the cover. Shannon pulls Ghost up and whips him into the corner and charges, but Ghost gets a boot up in time and nearly kicks her head off her shoulders.
As Shannon staggers away, Ghost explodes out of the corner and levels her with a clothesline. Ghost stands over his wife for a moment, he almost seems uncertain as to what he wants to do next. He drops to the mat and catches Shannon in the rings of Saturn trying for a submission. Shannon easily makes it to the ropes forcing the break. Ghost pulls her to her feet and lifts her for a suplex, but Shannon slips free and lands on her feet behind Ghost. Ghost hits the ropes and charges at Shannon, but she low bridges him and he sails over the top rope to the floor.
As Shannon gets back to her feet, she grabs her knee and falls to the mat. The referee moves in to check on her, Shannon tries to wave him off and stand again, but she collapses to the mat.
Russ: Didn’t we just see this with Mai last week? Razz: Injuries happen
As Shannon and the ref argue over stopping the match, a heavily bandaged Shizuru races to the ring with a lead pipe in his hand. As Ghost stands up and turns around Shizuru swings for the fences and NAILS Ghost right in the face! Ghost’s nose is clearly broken as he begins pouring blood. Shizuru grabs him and hits a PSYCHO DRIVER on the floor! Then a second, and finally a third! He rolls Ghost into the ring, Ghost is out cold at this point. Shannon springs to her feet and traps Ghost in a sharpshooter
Russ: I TOLD YOU WE HAD JUST SEEN THIS! Razz: How many ways are there to distract the referee? I mean really?
<Kayfabe shows up at the announce table with a flaming barbed wire bat and just stares at Razz>>
Razz: I mean……..DAMN THAT SHANNON MAN! HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO HER HUSBAND!
<satisfied, Kay walks away>
Ghost is not moving at all, the referee lifts his arm three times and it drops all three times. He calls for the bell WINNER in 6:14 – Shannon Mann
As soon as the bell rings Shizuru is in the ring dropping knees on the back of Ghost’s head while Shannon keeps him trapped in the sharpshooter. Finally the crowd pops as BFE, Eco and Fire all race to the ring. Shannon and Shizuru beat a hasty retreat before they get their asses handed to them. EMT’s race to the ring as well and put a neck brace on Ghost before putting him on a gurney to take him to the back, and presumably the hospital
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK & MAI MUYO
Fire and Eco bump knuckles with Bill and Justin and they head to the back. BFE remains in the ring as they are announced and the crowd loves it. Bill grabs a mic:
MOOSEYHEAD JACKASS! Get yer ass out here son! You done insultified them Dawgs and you got an ass whuppin’ comin! Bring Your Muyo out as well! She done turnified her back on these chere people and Justin hain’t none too happy about THAT!
“The Saints” plays and Moose and Mai storm the ring and the fight is immediately ON! Bill makes a bee line for Moose and the two of them start throwing punches and quickly spill out of the ring to the floor, where they continue to brawl. The referee decides to let them fight it out, and Mai and Justin are legal to start the match. Mai and Justin go forehead to forehead arguing about something, Justin points to the crowd, Mai steps back and laughs, then kicks Justin in the gut and goes for a piledriver, but Justin backdrops out of it. As Mai gets to her feet Justin springs off the middle rope and tries a spinning kick to the head, but Mai catches him and dumps him to the mat and tries to catch him in a crossface, but Justin slips free and gets to his feet, hits the ropes and connects with a drop kick to Mai’s face that drops her back to the mat. Justin covers, but Mai kicks out at one.
On the outside, Bill has Moose sitting on a chair, dazed from too many punches to the face. He climbs onto the apron and tries a cannonball but Moose moves off the chair and Bill crashes into it, grabbing his back in pain. Moose grabs what’s left of the chair and brings it down on Bill several times. Moose ditches the chair and slides into the ring just as Justin is rebounding off the ropes and Jack clotheslines him out of his boots. The referee warns Moose and sends him to the apron. Mai grabs Justin and whips him into the Saints corner and tags in Moose. Moose and Mai spend the next few minutes decimating Justin, Bill remains on the floor just starting to stir from the chair shots. Moose drops Justin with a DDT, then tags in Mai. Mai lifts Justin and slams him down on her knee and Moose heads to the top rope. From the outside, Bill gets to his feet and shoves Moose off the top rope. He hits the ropes neck first and falls to the mat. Bill races around the ring and gets to his corner and starts stomping and clapping, getting the people behind Justin to make the tag.
Mai shoves Justin to the mat, then pulls him up and slams him between the eyes with a headbutt that staggers Justin. Mai charges with a clothesline, but somehow Justin arm drags her. Justin pops back to his feet, still seemingly not knowing where he is, Mai tries a running sick kick, but Justin absent mindedly catches her foot and snaps her to the mat with a dragon screw. Mai gets to her feet and Justin charges and tries to crawl between her legs, but Mai grabs Justin and lifts him into a powerbomb, but Mai forgot one important thing, YOU CANNOT POWERBOMB JUSTIN SANE! Justin slips off her shoulders, spins her around, grabs her and hits DOUG HATES TOAST then makes the dramatic falling hot tag to Bill and the crowd ERUPTS!
Bill comes in and drops an elbow on Mai. Moose is on his feet and tries to attack Bill, but Bill goozles him, then hits him with an ATOMIC ELBOW! Then another, and another and another, then FLIP FLOP AND FLY and Moose hits the mat and bails out of the ring. Bill pulls Mai up and sends her to the ropes and elevates her with a big back body drop. As Mai stands again, Bill clotheslines her, then tries for the CUYLER CLUTCH, but Mai gets her foot on the bottom rope. Justin has recovered at this point, he says something to Bill and Bill gets on his hands and knees, Justin gets a running start, leaps off Bill’s back and sails over the top rope before crashing into Moose on the outside. The crowd explodes for this! While Bill is celebrating Justin’s move, Mai reaches into her knee pad and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. She takes a swing at Bill, but Bill ducks and catches Mai and hits an atomic drop! Mai howls in pain as the knucks fly into the air. Bill picks up the knucks and puts them on and has Mai lined up. Moose jumps onto the apron and Bill charges at him and KILLS Moose with a knuck shot to the head! Jack falls to the floor, barely moving. The referee happened to see this, and he immediately calls for the bell. WINNERS via DQ in 22:37 – Moosehead Jack & Mai Muyo
Moose remains face down on the floor, blood pooling around his head. Justin slides back into the ring and they double team Mai, much to the crowd’s delight. They are about to hit a rocket launcher on Mai when the rest of the Saints storm the ring. Bill and Justin escape through the crowd to safety, much to the delight of the crowd. The Saints help a groggy Moose to his feet and help him to the back. Seeing Moose carried out also delights the crowd to no end.
JACK BULLET & MAC FLASHER vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS - OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.
ME: Our next match is for the OOWF Tag Team Titles and has a 30-minute time limit. Introducing first, the challengers, at a combined weight of 435 pounds, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet and OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Mac Flasher.
Bullet and Flasher appear on the entrance stage, coming out to “I Get Wet” by Andrew W.K. as the Man of Action defers to the music of his partner.
Russ: A show of unity from the challengers coming out together even though they are not a regular team. Razz: And that will be their undoing. If the best-established teams in OOWF couldn’t defeat the current champions, how are these fly-by night partners supposed to?
ME: And their opponents, the OOWF Tag Team Champions, at a combined weight of 592 pounds, the Saints of Sinners, Matt Folz and “Crusher” Stan Fulton.
Folz defers to his partner as they enter to “Crusher” by the Ramones. The fans boo the champions down to the ring.
Russ: The Saints and the challengers have had some words in the past week with Folz and Fulton taking exception to Mac and Jack’s flippant attitude and assertion that they haven’t beaten anybody. Razz: I hate to admit it, but it does seem like they’ve gotten under the champ’s skins, but that is a place you don’t want to be. Yes, poke the bear, see where that gets you.
Referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell. Fulton looks poised to start for his team and points at Bullet.
Russ: The big conflict seems to be between Fulton and Bullet and the Crusher wants the Silver Eagle to start.
Fulton lurches forward, but Bullet surprises with his superior speed to the big man and flies in with a Superman punch to the face. It staggers Fulton, but doesn’t knock him off is feet. Jack fires a couple more punches, grabs Fulton by the wrist and tries to whip him into the ropes. Stan stands his ground, reverses and send Bullet to the opposite ropes. Jack ducks under a clothesline, comes off the other side and Fulton turns to take a dropkick. He’s knocked back slightly, but doesn’t go down.
Razz: Stan Fulton the only person who can be an irresistible force and an immovable object at the same time.
Bullet goes into the ropes again and comes off for a Thesz Press. Stan catches Jack around the waist in a bear hug, then slams him to the mat. The ring shakes violently. Fulton follows with a couple forearms to the face. He picks Bullet up and tosses him into the Saints’ corner. Stan lumbers in with a shoulder thrust to the gut. He drives his shoulder in two more times then tags Folz.
Matt hooks Jack up and pulls him out of the corner for a suplex. Bullet slips out, grabs the waist from behind and reels off a release German suplex. Jack quickly tags Flasher. He enters and each face grabs a leg. They make a wish and the crowd cheers. Barros points for Jack to take the apron.
Flasher hooks Folz up for a suplex, but blocks and reverses for one of his own. Mac starts to make his way up and Matt collars him in a Cobra Clutch. Before he can lock it in, Flasher fires a kick back and catches the knee. Mac spins with his forearm cocked and nails Folz in the head. He wraps his arm around the head and skips out for a bulldog. Flasher vaults to his feet and comes back down with a leg drop to the back. Mac rolls Folz over for a cover, but he keeps rolling into the ropes. Flasher backs off and tags Bullet.
Folz makes his feet while holding the ropes and kicks to keep Jack away. More steady, Matt engages Jack in a lockup. They jockey around the ring until winding up in the heel corner. Fulton slaps Folz on the back to tag himself in. He comes in while the pair are still locked up and straight up punches Bullet in the back of the head. Folz breaks off and takes the apron. Fulton backdrop suplexes Bullet out of the corner. He stands and points as if Flasher is coming in. Barros turns to see nothing and Stan drops with a headbutt to the groin.
Russ: Stump Shot by Stan Fulton. I don’t understand how an illegal low blow can have its own name. Razz: If Jack Bullet can name a fist drop, Stan Fulton can name a shot to the gonads.
Bullet writhes on the mat in pain and Fulton stomps at him. He drops a knee to the chest and then digs a forearm into Bullet’s throat. Barros counts to four and Stan lets up. He pulls Bullet to his feet and measures him. He hits the Clear Cut spinning clothesline. Bullet goes down and Fulton drops all of his 367 pounds on top for a cover. One…two…Bullet rolls a shoulder up.
Russ: Something tells me Fulton didn’t’ want the match to be over yet anyway. He promised to deliver pain to the challengers and he’s just begun to do that. Razz: Compared to everyone else, Jack Bullet has been in the OOWF a relatively short time and we’ve seen him up against much bigger opponents, but not a human wrecking ball like Stan Fulton.
Fulton picks up Bullet by the wrist and throws him into the ropes, Bullet comes off into a spinning back elbow and goes down again. He picks Jack up again and whips him into the near corner. Fulton rushes for an avalanche, but Jack gets his foot up and Stan eats a boot. He backs up. Bullet pops to the second turnbuckle and comes off with an elbow to the head. Fulton staggers back more, but doesn’t go down.
Bullet runs into Fulton and leaps to grab him for a tornado DDT. Fulton blocks and swings Bullet around for a side slam, but Jack rides the momentum to get behind Fulton and pushes him into the ropes. He tries an O’Connor Roll, but Stan grabs the ropes to stop it. Bullet rolls backwards and up to his feet. He runs in with a clothesline that has little affect. He tries another and Fulton wobbles. He goes for a third, but Fulton drops while pulling the top rope and Bullet is dumped to the floor. Stan rolls under the bottom rope and goes to the floor.
Mac Flasher drops to the floor and jaws at Fulton. Matt Folz comes over and stands with his partner. This allows Bullet to make it back to his feet.
Russ: Are we going to see a brawl out here on the floor? Razz: The champs could take the easy count our or DQ loss or win, but that’s not what they want here. They want to send a message to these two pretenders to the throne. This will finish in the ring.
To prove Razz correct, Fulton points to the ring and rolls back in. Folz and Flasher take their corners. Jack smartly rolls back in near Mac and tags him.
Russ: If anything, the little outside stare down allowed Bullet to get a much needed tag.
Flasher tries to surprise Fulton as he gets his bearings back in the ring, but he runs right into a spinning back elbow from the Crusher. While stunned, Fulton runs into the ropes and comes off with the Drop Line running elbow to the chest. This knocks Flasher into the ropes. Fulton hooks him and nails a slingshot suplex. He covers for one…two…shoulder up. Fulton tosses the world champion into the corner and presses a beefy boot to his throat while holding onto the ropes. Folz leans over and slaps is partner for a tag and enters. They trade places on the foot choke and Barros starts his count back over. Folz breaks right at five.
Matt sits Flasher up on the second rope and monkey flips him out of the corner. This puts him halfway across the ring. He reaches out to tag Jack, but Matt cuts him off and pulls him back into the center of the ring. He hooks the leg and scores a teardrop suplex. Folz comes up still holding the legs and goes for the anklelock, but Flasher kicks him off. Mac stands, but is floored by a diving clothesline as Folz comes off the ropes. He tries for the ankle lock again, but Flasher turns over and scurries to the ropes. Barros forces Folz to let get, even if he doesn’t want to. Flasher tries to make it to Bullet again, but Folz shakes off Barros and catches Mac from behind with the Tazmission. They fall back to the mat with Mac flaying wildly. He has it cinched tight, but Flasher refuses to submit.
Russ: This could be it here. Flasher is all tied up with no place to go.
Flasher rolls over so Folz is now on his back, but with the move still locked. He makes his knees. Folz decides to pull Mac back up straight and this allows Mac to peddle backwards and drive Folz into the near corner to break the hold.
Russ: Smart tactic there. Flasher didn’t have enough power to stand straight up with the more muscular Folz on his back, but getting to his knees made it awkward enough for Matt to pull them the rest of the way up, allowing Mac to get the break.
Flasher has Folz around the head and tries to bring him out of the corner with a Diamond Cutter, but Matt pushes him out of it. Flasher lands on his feet, Matt charges and runs headlong into a super kick. Both men go down. A beat up Flasher crawls for his corner, but Folz makes the tag first. Fulton comes in and catches Flasher by the trunks. He pulls him into the center of the ring and up into a bear hug.
Russ: A weakened Mac Flasher now locked in a bear hug by a bear of a man who knows how to work that hold. Razz: A lot of people view this as a wear down hold, but in the hands of a veteran big man like Stan Fulton, it can be a powerful submission hold, especially to an already tired opponent.
Flasher screams in pain as Fulton cranks down on the bear hug. One can see his locked hands grinding into the small of Flasher’s back. He works it for some time, but Flasher refuses to give up. However, being much taller than Fulton gives Mac a height advantage and he uses it to fire down two punches on Fulton’s head and then makes with a bell ringer to break. Stan lets go. Flasher turns, looking for the tag, but an only slightly stunned Fulton drops to one knee while lunging forward with a forearm to the lower back.
Flasher goes down. Fulton stands and drags Flasher over to his corner by the ankle like a caveman dragging a kill to his cave. He tags Folz, who vaults over the ropes with a leg drop to the lower back. Matt sits squarely on the lower back and locks in a Boston Crab.
Russ: He’s really cranking back on the Boston Crab, it’s almost a standing crab by how far back Folz is leaning. Razz: Flasher has been fighting out of submission holds for about half the match now. I have to give the champion credit for holding on long past the point a normal grappler would, but there has to be an end somewhere here.
Flasher tries to pull himself across the canvas by his arms. Jack Bullet stands on the apron and leans over as far as he can with his arm outstretched and his other hand on the tag rope. The fans stomp and clap while chatting “MAC!” “MAC!” “MAC!”
Flasher starts to inch closer and closer to the corner. Fulton comes in and drops an elbow to Flasher’s head. The crowd boos. Barros puts himself into Fulton and pushes him back as best he can, telling him to take the apron.
Russ: Fulton with the illegal shot to save a possible tag. Razz: That’s just great tag work. You pop in, you pop out. If Barros says, okay, you’re disqualified, then the champs keep the belt.
Russ: I thought you said they didn’t want the DQ loss to retain? Razz: I said the match would end in the ring and that would be in the ring. They just don’t want to do it outside.
Folz continues to crank down on the Boston Crab. Flasher once again pushes himself up by his arms and tries to drag himself across the mat. Fulton looks to come in again. Bullet sees this and storms into the ring, but Barros cuts him off and tells him to take the apron. While this is happening, Fulton and Folz trade places. Folz claps his hands from the apron to sound like a tag. Barros turns to find Fulton now working the crab and he allows it.
Razz: Okay, they didn’t officially tag there, but they could have easily, so that’s cool with me. Russ: Well, having the bulkier Fulton on the Boston Crab is applying even more torque to the legs and more stress on that lower back. It’s also going to make it a lot harder for Flasher to crawl to his corner.
Mac can’t move under the crushing weight of the Crusher. He starts to fade and finally his face drops to the canvas.
Russ: Is that it? Has Mac Flasher passed out from the pain?
Fulton continues to work the hold. Barros checks Flasher. He raises one limp arm and it falls down. He picks up Flasher’s head and it falls down. Barros taps Fulton on the shoulder and he lets go. Raising his hand in victory.
Russ: It looks like Flasher passed out from the pain…No! Wait!
Flasher suddenly comes to life and lunges across the ring to touch the outstretch hand of Jack Bullet. The crowd goes ballistic.
Russ: Flasher was playing opossum. He wasn’t really knocked out and Barros never called for the bell. This match continues!
Bullet flies across the ring like a house of fire. Fulton turns to be dropkicked into his corner. Bullet pops up and nails Folz on the apron, sending him to the floor, before he can react. Bullet whips Fulton out of the corner to the opposite one. He then flies in with the Eagle Splash. Bullet mounts Fulton in the corner and rains down the punches. The crowd counts along One…two…three…four…five…six…seven…eight…nine…ten.
Bullet turns to face the ring while standing on the second turnbuckle. He collars Fulton around the head and skips off with a bulldog. Bullet points to the top rope and the crowd goes wild. He climbs and leaps high in the air for an Eagle Dive. He comes down on Fulton and hooks the leg. One…two…thre…Matt Folz comes in out of nowhere to make the save.
The crowds roars again as Mac Flasher tackles Folz also out of nowhere and they go to the floor.
Bullet stands and puts Fulton’s head between his legs.
Razz: He’s not going to try the piledriver on Stan Fulton is he. That’s insane.
Jack rears back and gets Fulton’s legs just a bit off the ground. He tries again and they come a bit more off the ground. He tries a third time……no, Fulton makes his feet and backdrops out. He goes over to Bullet who shoots a hand up to the face.
Russ: The Talon. Jack Bullet has his signature face claw locked in. Now let’s see how long Fulton can last in a submission hold.
On the outside, Folz moves and Flasher posts himself. Matt rolls back into the ring and goes over to Jack, who is now standing with the face claw locked in on Stan. Matt walks right into the other outstretched arm of Bullet.
Russ: It’s a double Talon. Bullet has the move locked in on both men. Razz: He’s not going to be able to hold that for long.
Fulton and Folz fire kicks in unison to Bullet’s knees. He drops the face claws. The champs hook Bullet up and get a double suplex. Barros tries to get control back. Folz shakes him off and tells Fulton to go up top…well, halfway.
Russ: It’s the Crusher. If he hits this, Bullet will be flattened.
Flasher appears on the apron and shakes the ropes. Fulton loses his balance and falls down from the second turnbuckle. Folz goes after Flasher, who meets him with a forearm to the jaw. Flasher uses the ropes to springboard into the ring, rolls over Matt’s back and hooks his arms for the Kill Switch. Bullet pulls Fulton up between his legs, hoists with a mighty effort and falls back.
Russ: Action Driver! Jack Bullet hit a piledriver on the massive Stan Fulton.
Bullet covers and one………..two………THREE! Bullet jumps to his feet and he and Mac celebrate, grabbing the tag titles. WINNERS in………
But wait! The referee is waving it off! Fulton and Folz are confused, while Bullet and Mac are OUTRAGED! The referee offers an explanation to Elevenbee and he announces it.
ME: Ladies and Gentlemen, time had expired JUST before the referee’s count was final. Which means this bout has ended in a 30-minute time limit draw. Therefore, the Saints of Sinners retain and are STILL your OOWF Tag Team Champions.
Razz: Saved by the bell!
Jack Bullet and Mac Flasher plead their case with Barros, but he shakes his head, because there is nothing he can do. He takes the titles and hands them back to the Saints. They roll out of the ring to the floor and they head backwards up the ramp, looking at the ring. They hoist their titles up high while the crowd boos the shit out of them
Russ: The challengers put on a great effort here. They were one second away from becoming the new tag team champions, but it wasn’t to be. Razz: Now maybe Flasher and Bullet can stop pretending to be super friends and focus on facing each other at Hell on Earth. The scene fades as Bullet and Flasher point and yell to the champs that they will get them next time.
ZED vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
“Hero” plays out Zed – and BRICK~! – to a less-than-positive response. Zed pays it no mind, however, as he jogs to the ring, climbs calmly through the ropes and waits on his opponent. Bridget O’Malley – with OOWF Intercontinental Championship in hand – enters next, drawing a huge ovation. With Zed and BRICK~! in the ring, Bridget steps onto the apron and climbs into the ring, under Zed’s watchful eye. Bridget salutes the fans in Annapolis before handing off her championship to Davis Hightower.
Hightower shows the championship to Zed (and BRICK~) before holding it over his head. A call for the bell as Hightower hands the title off to ring announcer Mike Elevenbee starts this match as Zed charges Bridget and gets air for his efforts. A second charge. More air. A third charge gets a knee to the face as Bridget makes a quick cover and gets 1. Zed scrambles to his feet and eats a dropkick, also getting 1 on a pinfall attempt. Zed, slaps the mat and is wrapped in a rear naked choke, but easily escapes with a thumb to Bridget’s throat. That jab sends Bridget on her back, giving Zed an opening that he’ll gladly take. Zed stomps away on Bridget, focusing on the shoulders as Hightower chides Zed to break as Bridget had made her way to the ropes. Zed pulls Bridget to the center of the ring, where an elbow drop gets 1. Zed readjusts his elbow pad, an accessory making its in-ring debut, and drops another elbow … On the mat thanks to Bridget rolling away from danger. Zed clutches his elbow in agony and rolls out of the ring.
Russ: “Weird. Zed never reported anything like an elbow injury, now he’s wearing a protective pad and clutching his elbow while in a lot of pain when missing that drop.” Razz: “Zed’s one of the hardest workers in OOWF. He could have injured that elbow when handing soup to a homeless citizen at a nearby kitchen.” Russ: “Think about what you just said and get back to me.” Razz: “Hey! Totally plausible. I never said he was handing the soup out for free. BRICK~! would never allow that.”
Zed and BRICK~! confer as Hightower climbs his count to 5 before Zed rolls back in. He asks for Hightower to give him space between he and Bridget as the champion makes her way toward him. Hightower steps in, giving Zed the chance to deliver a boot to Bridget’s knee, hyperextending it backwards and putting Zed in clear control with Bridget unable to stand. Zed starts to work on Bridget’s knee by driving it into the canvas, grinding it into the mat for good measure. A kneeling forearm to the back her knee follows as Bridget tries to crawl to the safety of the ropes, before Zed pulls her back. Bridget tries to kick Zed away with her good leg, but Zed brushes it off and continues to work on the injured wheel. Zed turns his focus to Bridget’s ankle, removing her kickpad to expose the joints at her ankle before stomping away. Zed then rolls into a modified heel hook, more to control her leg than to gain submission as he hammers away at her knee. Bridget tries to boot away Zed with her free leg, but Zed’s grip is not compromised, either on the ankle or with the ropes behind him when he needs a breather from beating on her knee.
The rope saga goes on for a bit as every set of eyes, except for the ones that matter, see Zed taking a hold of the middle rope. Finally, Hightower glances up and sees Zed’s hand on the ropes. The senior OOWF official hops up and demands a break, counting to 4 before Zed relents. Zed doesn’t give Bridget a moment of rest, stomping at the damaged leg as the Maryland crowd tries to urge Bridget to fight back. Zed picks Bridget up into a stretch muffler, hopping up and down to increase the torque on the leg as Bridget flails in pain. With Hightower checking on a submission from Bridget, Zed reaches back and grabs BRICK~!’s hand. This does not sit well with the fans as Zed’s bounces add more anguish to Bridget’s day. Again, Hightower sees the shenanigans after they’ve done their part and calls on Zed to break the hold. Zed unceremoniously dumps Bridget in a heap as he soaks in the jeers from Annapolis’ finest fans.
Razz: “You’ll never agree with it, but it’s awfully effective when Zed uses everything around him to his advantage.” Russ: “You’re right, I won’t. But he doesn’t care all too much about my opinion.”
As Zed argues with Hightower, Bridget sneaks in a rollup and gets 2. With Zed popping up, Bridget turns the tide with a leaping left-footed strike to the face, dropping Zed to the ground in a pile of himself. As BRICK~! protests, citing that Bridget has loaded kickpads, Zed rolls toward a corner as Hightower inspects the kickpad. While this is happening, BRICK~! appears to be rubbing Zed’s elbow, but with special interest in configuring the elbow pad just right. Zed comes out of the corner and right into a forearm smash from Bridget, who battles through the pain in her right leg to deliver a series of hamstring kicks that eventually become chest shots as Zed falls to the mat. Bridget steps back and delivers a Shining Wizard, but cannot make the cover as she clutches her right leg. Bridget eventually rolls over and gets 1 before Zed kicks out. Undeterred, Bridget rocks Zed with a forearm to the jaw, driving him backward. A charging attack is derailed when Bridget’s leg buckles underneath her. With BRICK~! shouting instructions, Zed perks up and delivers a roaring elbow to Bridget, knocking her silly. Zed doesn’t need the GTH DDT, but he’ll deliver it anyway. That gets 3 as garbage fills the ring. WINNER (pinfall, 15:13) and NEW OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, ZED!
Bridget lay unconscious as Zed celebrates as if he’d pulled off the upset of the century. BRICK~! can be seen holding Zed’s arm long enough to supposedly remove something from the elbow pad before placing his hand in his pocket. Zed shows the title to Bridget, who isn’t much for opening her eyes before holding the championship high for all to see – and disapprove of. Zed’s upturned middle fingers while holding the championship above his head indicate how he feels about the disapproving nature of these fans.
Kylie makes her way to the ring and gets in Zed’s face accusing him of cheating. Things are about to get physical when Stank hits the ring and attacks Kylie from behind. Zed and Stank beat Kylie to the mat until a groggy Bridget makes the save and clears the ring with a chair. Bridgett falls to one knee while holding the side of her head. She and Kylie glare at Stank and Zed as we fade to black.
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OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#878) Live! From Dover, Delaware September 12, 2018
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. THE DARLINGS
The Darlings are announced and their elaborate entrance begins. The crowd cheers them halfheartedly. Alex and Alexis wait in their corner while “Insane in the Brain” plays and BFE makes their way to the ring. The boys get a HUGE pop from the crowd as they, and Eliie May make their way down the ramp. Justin and Bill step into the ring and the referee calls for the bell.
Lexie and Justin start things off, they feel one another out for a moment, then Justin takes Lexie to the mat with a snapmare, she gets right to her feet and ducks a spinning heel kick from Justin, then grabs him and throws him to the ropes and tries a hiptoss on the rebound, but Justin flips out of it and takes Lexie to the mat with an armdrag. Lexie is quickly back to her feet into a neutral corner, Justin charges, but Lexie moves and Justin slams chest first into the turnbuckle and staggers backward. Lexie makes the quick tag to Alex, then lifts Justin from behind, Alex races down the apron and climbs the ropes, leaps and he hits Justin with a flying knee to the face. Justin spins to the mat and lands hard, Alex covers, but Justin kicks out at two.
The Darlings take over and Justin plays the part of Ricky Morton for the next few minutes, being beaten into a find powder by the Darlings. Justin gets a brief comeback on Alex when Alex tries a superplex, Justin fights free and headbutts Alex until he falls to the match. Justin climbs to the top rope and is going to try a warrior stomp, but Alexis runs down the apron and grabs his leg, causing him to fall and crotch himself on the top rope. Alex gets back to his feet and hits the suplerplex, then rolls through to his feet and makes an arrogant one foot cover. Justin rolls his shoulder at two and Alex just smirks.
The assault continues some more until Justin frees himself from a double team by clotheslining Alex over the top rope and catching Lexie – the legal Darling – with a STUNNER! Alexis hits the mat and Justin slowly, painfully and with the crowd roaring their support, crawls across the mat and finally makes the tag to Bill!
The place blows as Bill comes into the ring and grabs Alexis and sends her to the ropes and hits a big back body drop. Alex comes back into the ring and gets a back body drop of his own. Bill grabs the Darlings, DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! Alex falls back out of the ring while Lexie staggers around in a daze. Bill climbs the ropes and hits the MASON DIXON LINE, he grabs Lexie to pull her to her feet and she hits a low blow and rolls Bill into an inside cradle, one…..two…….NO! Justin runs in and rolls it the other way, one…..two……NO! Lexie kicks out! They break, and as both spin to their feet, Lexie rakes Bills eyes and tries to lift him for a DARLING DRIVER, but Bill slips off her shoulders and grabs her from behind in the CUYLER CLUTCH! Bill falls to the mat, trapping Alexis in the hold, Alex charges into the ring, but Jusin flies in from seemingly nowhere and catches Alex with a HURRACARANA! Alex falls out of the ring and Justin leaps over the top rope, landing on Alex and keeping him out of the ring. Alexis is trying for the ropes, but Bill cinches in the move a little harder, and Lexie fades! The referee calls for the bell, this one is over! WINNERS in 17:11 – Banned From Everywhere
After the match Justin and Bill celebrate, but the Darlings aren’t done. Alex slides back into the ring with a chair and SLAMS it across the back of Justin and Bill’s heads! The crowd boos as BFE lies on the mat. Alex helps his sister up and she grabs Justin while Alex grabs Bill and they each hit Darling Drivers! They stand over the prone BFE and celebrate as the crowd rains boos down on them. EMT’s hit the ring to check on Bill and Justin, Alex and Alexis just turn their noses up at the whole situation and walk away.
MAI MUYO vs. ECOSYSTEM
Eco’s music hits and he makes his way to the ring, the fans are coming around on him and a “CEO! CEO!” chant starts. Juni waves to the crowd, then paces the ring like a wild animal. He stops dead in his tracks when “Scarecrow” plays. Eco stares up the ramp, then quickly checks the crowd expecting Moose to attack. The crowd starts to boo, and we see why. Mai comes out to the top of the ramp, wearing Moose’s leather jacket, standing with her arms spread in the Christ pose. Mai slowly makes her way to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope and slumps in the corner. Juni just stares at his sister, stunned.
The bell rings and Mai gets to her feet and walks to the middle of the ring and looks dead in her brother’s eyes, then slaps the taste out of his mouth. Eco just stares at her, so she does it again. Eco glares at his sister, so one more time right across the face. This time Eco slaps his sister across the face, and the crowd ERUPTS. Eco and Mai go at it, hammering one another with punches and kicks, then rolling around on the mat trading more punches.
The match spills out of the ring and the two of them brawl around ringside with neither keeping the advantage for long. At one point Mai tries to suplex Eco onto the Finnish announce table, but Eco blocks it and backdrops Mai onto the table, then climbs the ropes and hits a flying elbow that DRIVES Mai through the table! Eco pulls Mai up and rolls her into the ring and covers, but Mai kicks out at two.
The end comes when Eco tries to whip Mai from one corner to the other, but it appears she rolls her ankle! Mai collapses to the mat and grabs her right ankle in pain. If you remember correctly, Mai’s ankles are her Achilles thanks to her brother breaking both of them. Mai wails in pain and Eco immediately stops the attack and a look of pure concern crosses his face. He walks over to check on Mai, pushing the referee away. As he gets close, Mai NAILS him with a LOW BLOW and immediately kips to her feet! The crowd boos the holy shit out of this. Mai grabs Eco and hits the ENDGAME! Mai covers, one…..two…….THREE! WINNER in 20:08 – Mai Muyo
Mai bails out of the ring as Eco gets to his knees, holding the family jewels and looking a mix of devastated and angry. Mai smirks and slowly backs up the ramp. While he is watching Mai, Eco never sees Moose slide into the ring behind him. As Eco stands up and turns around, Moose launches himself and KILLS Eco with a Buisaku knee to the face. Moose grabs Eco and lifts him for a GTSF, but the crowd roars as Fire races to the ring, shoving Mai as she passes, carrying a strap! Fire lands a good shot across Moose’s back causing him to drop Eco and dive out of the ring just as Mai gets there to even the odds. Mai keeps Moose from going back into the ring as he and Fire glare at one another. Eco gets to his feet and keeps Fire from diving over the ropes at Moose
KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. ZED
“Hero” by Nickelback draws out Zed – and BRICK~! – to a reaction that wasn’t the cheeriest from Dover’s sect of the OOWF fanbase. BRICK~! is willing to pick verbal fights with just about anyone who will engage while Zed jogs to and rolls into the ring, stretching on the ropes with “Jaded” hitting and Kylie Mignolio appearing to a raucous ovation. Kylie basks in the “JO-SIE! JO-SIE!” chants before heading to the ring, looking Zed in the eye – while standing on the middle rope – before flipping into the ring and saluting her fans.
“Junior” Hale calls for the bell to start the match as Zed denies Kylie a tie-up, opting to lift and carry her to a corner where he places her in a seated position on the top turnbuckle with little strain. Zed smirks as he turns away, unaware that Kylie is now standing on the top turnbuckle. As Zed turns around, he gets two boots to the face from Kylie’s missile dropkick. Zed rolls out of the ring, but heads back in the second that Kylie follows him. Zed greets the returning Kylie with a knee to the gut and a butterfly suplex that gets 1. Zed stays on the attack with a series of stomps to Kylie’s back and shoulders. Zed then lifts Kylie to a standing position before a lariat gets 1 as Kylie puts her foot on the ropes. Zed pulls Kylie to the center of the ring and gets rolled into a small package that gets 1 before Zed escapes and slams Kylie’s head to the canvas. Hale interjects, citing Zed’s use of Kylie’s hair as enough of a reason to get involved. Zed brushes off Hale’s warning and walks right into a superkick. That’s enough to get Kylie on the offensive with quick-hitting offense that has Zed guessing wrong on where to block or duck or really anything. BRICK~! pulls a woozy Zed from the ring just as Kylie had started to run the ropes for a running knee strike.
With Zed taking a powder, Kylie starts to get the crowd behind her with a clap that increases its tempo with a few anti-Zed chants spliced in for good measure, all before Kylie teases a tope con hilo. It was convincing enough to send BRICK~! and Zed up the ramp, all while Kylie lay across the top rope and waves mockingly to Zed as Hale’s count hits 5. Zed teases a pair of returns, before requesting that Hale hold Kylie back before reentering the ring. Hale balks at the request, threatening to declare Kylie the winner in about 2 seconds. Zed scrambles into the ring and into a crossbody that gets 2. Zed muscles Kylie into the ropes and chops her in the throat, concealing the impact spot from Hale. That chop is followed by a jab – also to the throat – as Kylie falls to her knees. Zed tosses up a middle finger to Dover’s fans before BRICK~! leads a mock “JO-SIE!” chant, that actually gets some momentum while Zed has Kylie locked in a nerve hold. Kylie tries to fight out before Zed adds his other hand for more leverage on the affected area. Kylie starts to fade with Hale checking for a submission or passout. Hale opts for the three-drop method as Kylie is barely responsive at this point. Getting two drops with relative ease before Kylie’s arm shoots up on the third drop. Zed clamps harder before Kylie fights her way to a knee. Then her feet. Then an elbow to the gut. Then an inadvertent elbow to his groin as he tried to jump out of the way of a second elbow, dropping Zed immediately in a heap.
Russ: “As accidental as they’ll come, but also as effective as they come. That elbow may swing the tide of this match.” Razz: “… To a tainted win for Kylie Mignolio. Zed would be within his right to file a protest if Kylie wins off of that.”
Hale checks on Zed while BRICK~! jumps onto the apron to express his displeasure in Kylie’s elbow antics. While Kylie is insistent that the elbow was accidental, BRICK~! maintains the argument fiercely for the exact amount of time that it took Zed to stand up and drill Kylie in the back of the head with a discus elbow. Zed falls on top of the dazed Kylie, getting 3 with the assistance of some nearby ropes, despite Kylie’s struggles to get out.
Your winner (pinfall, 10:58) Zed!
Zed rolls from the ring, still walking a bit funny from the low blow, but totally well enough to mock Kylie and anyone else within shouting distance. Kylie shows the shaking ropes to Hale, but to no avail as the official won’t even look at the OOWFTron replay of Zed clearly draping his boots across the ropes. Kylie kicks the ropes in frustration, while shouting “THIEF!” at Hale before the feed jumps to Zed and BRICK~! in a mock crying gesture atop the ramp.
MAC FLASHER & JACK BULLET vs. BEER MONEY
Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.
ME: Our next match is a tag team bout. First introducing at a combined weight of 445 pounds and escorted to the ring by the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth; Skurge and SYB, Beer Money.
“Juliette” by Hollerado plays the two heels to the ring. SYB jaws at the fans and flips them off as they boo. Skurge walks fairly calmly to the ring with Mantooth on his arm.
ME: And their challengers, introducing first from Des Moines, Iowa, at a weight of 210 pounds; “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet, Man of Action.
“Strangehold” by Ted Nugent plays and Bullet emerges from the back in his all black outfit and slicked back hair. The fan reaction for him is plenty strong and positive as he’s facing Beer Money. Bullet gets to the outside ring area and stops. SYB stands on the bottom rope and leans over the top strand jawing at Bullet. Jack points at SYB and tells him he’ll get his.
ME: And his partner, weighing in at 225 pounds from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he is the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Mac Flasher.
The crowd pops huge for Flasher, who slaps hands on his way to the ring as “I Get Wet” by Andrew W.K. plays. He stops at ringside and stands next to Bullet. They turn and face each other. The crowd calms. Flasher extends a hand to Bullet. It hangs in the air a moment. Bullet then takes it and gives it one firm shake. The crowd roars.
Russ: There you have it, the World Champion and his most likely challenger at Hell on Earth on the same page, at least for tonight against Beer Money. Razz: This is hardly the Mega Powers we’re talking about here.
Bullet gestures for Flasher to start, but Mac insists that Jack goes in. He bows graciously and takes the ring against Skurge. Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell. Skurge and Bullet lockup in the middle of the ring.
Skurge uses his height and weight advantage to shove Bullet out of the lockup and down to the canvas. Jack rolls backwards, up to his feet and into the ropes. He runs toward Skurge, who tries a clothesline, but Jack runs under his outstretched arm. Bullet hits the opposite ropes and comes off with a flying crossbody. Skurge catches Jack, and drops him across the knee for a backbreaker.
He holds onto Bullet, stands, slings Jack over his shoulder and runs to the corner for a Snake Eyes. Bullet slides off Skurge’s shoulder and he posts himself. Skurge bounces out of the corner and Jack collars him from behind on the run. He tries to turn Skurge around for a tornado bulldog, but Skurge controls, drops Jack with a reverse atomic drop and then takes him down with a standing clothesline to the back of the head.
Skurge reaches over and tags SYB. SYB vaults into the ring over the top rope, but almost trips. He drops onto Bullet for a cover. He kicks out at two. SYB paint brushes Bullet with slaps. Jack pushes SYB off, he scurries to his corner and tags Skurge again. Bullet scoots across the ring and Skurge stalks forward, but not before a tag to Flasher for a loud pop from the crowd.
Russ: We’re seeing a lot of the usual from Beer Money. While they’re a longtime tag team, one shouldn’t forget this isn’t the first time Flasher and Bullet have been partners. Razz: A cup of coffee as a tag team means nothing to the long-haul buffet chow down of tag teaming Beer Money has under their belts. And let’s not forget the leadership of the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth.
Flasher and Skurge lockup and the champ is able to give Skurge a little bit more to deal with than Bullet in the size and strength department. As Skurge starts to lose the matchup, he rolls his left shoulder into Mac to close the gap and fires a knee to the gut. Flasher doubles over. Skurge hooks Mac up and suplexes him. Skurge holds Flasher up for as long as he can and then falls backwards. He pulls Mac up, hooks him by the waist, flips him up and tosses him casually into the near corner for a turnbuckle bomb. Flasher slumps there. Skurge rushes in with a back elbow. Mac slumps further. Skurge tags out to SYB.
SYB runs into Flasher and lays into him with a flurry of kicks and punches that don’t seem to be doing much damage. Flasher shoves SYB to get him away. SYB falls to the mat, flops like a fish and tags Skurge. He comes in with his hands up high for a double axe handle. Mac drops to one knee and punches Skurge in the gut. Skurge doubles up. Flasher follows with a rising knee lift to the face. He locks in an armbar and pulls Skurge over to his corner. Flasher tags Bullet. Jack climbs to the top rope and comes in with a double axe handle to the outstretched arm. Flasher takes the apron as Bullet works an arm wringer.
Russ: Amazing tag team work by Bullet and Flasher. Razz: Yay, they can perform an introductory move out of the Hart Foundation playbook. Give them a gold star.
Bullet presses Skurge into the ropes and slings him off to the opposite strands. Jack tries a dropkick, but Skurge holds onto the ropes with his arms and Jack whiffs. Bullet tries to get to his feet fast, but Skurge lunges forward with a big boot to the face. Skurge tags SYB, picks him up over the top, presses him over his head and then drops him on top of Bullet with a splash. One…two…Bullet kicks out. Hale tells Skurge to get out of the ring and, while doing that, SYB pokes a thumb in Bullet’s eye for a chorus of boos.
Russ: If it wasn’t for cheap tactics, SYB wouldn’t have any moves at all. Razz: Whatever gets the win, gets the win.
Hale comes back over to SYB, who complains about Bullet pulling his hair, even though, Jack is rolling around on the mat covering his eye. Jack rolls near the ropes. SYB takes the top rope in his hands and lays in the kicks to Jack. Hale tells SYB to get off the ropes and he complains of hair pulling again, even though Bullet is laying on the mat.
SYB pulls Jack up and across the ropes. He chops him very weakly. He awaits a ‘woo’ from the crowd that doesn’t come. Bullet fires back with a chop that does get a ‘woo’ and a Marty Jannetty flip sale from SYB. SYB backs away, begs off and complains about hair pulling again. Bullet stands over him with a balled up fist. Hale tries to get in between the two, allowing Skurge to come in and drill Bullet from behind.
Flasher enters and SYB points and yells. Hale gets to the champ and tells him to take the apron. SYB slaps his hands together to sound like a tag and then takes the apron while Skurge stomps away on Bullet.
Razz: Now that is some amazing, classic tag team wrestling right there. Russ: For everything SYB might lack as a wrestler, he more than makes up for as a master manipulator and cheap shot artist. Razz: He would probably take that as a compliment.
Skurge picks Bullet by the waist and falls back with a backdrop suplex. He pulls Bullet up and onto his shoulder. He tries for the Snake Eyes again, this time walking slowly to the corner to make sure he still has Jack in control. Skurge drops him into the top turnbuckle. He grabs Bullet around the waist as he bounces back. In one crisp motion, he slings Bullet over and down with a German suplex. He bridges for a pin attempt, but can’t hold it. They fall to the side.
However, Skurge keeps hold of the waistlock and brings Bullet up by it. He tries to struggle out. SYB climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off sloppily with a double axe handle to Bullet’s head. Hale tells him to get back. SYB points and yells that Flasher is coming in. Hale turns and sees Mac standing on the apron. SYB kneels and punches Jack in the groin. Skurge lets Bullet fall to the mat. SYB takes the apron, asks for the legal tag and gets it.
Russ: There is no denying that Beer Money is taking over this encounter and is firmly in the driver’s seat. Razz: Again, classic tag team wrestling. Isolate one man and make him pay for it…in his balls.
SYB drives several knees to Bullet’s back. He covers for two. He pulls Bullet up, measures him and hits a standing dropkick. Jack goes down. SYB celebrates like he won the Super Bowl. Skurge and Mantooth clap in appreciation. SYB tags back out. Skurge returns with a fist drop. He pulls Bullet up and goes for the Executioner Cobra Clutch. Before locking it in, Bullet pulls Skurge to the near corner, runs up it and flips over Skurge’s back. He pushes Skurge into the corner and slings him back with an O’Connor Roll for a pin attempt. Skurge easily kicks out and makes his feet first.
He kicks Bullet to keep him down, then drops a knee. He pulls Jack up, spins him upside down and drops him with a shoulder breaker. He pulls Bullet up and fires him into the ropes. Jack ducks a clothesline, comes off the other side and goes for a vertical splash. Skurge goes low to take Bullet around the waist and drops him over the top ropes with a hotshot. Bullet falls to the mat holding his throat. Skurge pulls Jack up with his head under his arm and scores a swinging neckbreaker. He covers, but Jack gets his foot on the ropes after two.
Russ: Jack Bullet is really taking a beating and needs to tag his partner. Razz: And SYB could go to the back and start sipping the champagne while Skurge finishes this up.
Skurge pulls Bullet up and has him around the waist while facing the opposite direction. He nails a gutwrench suplex. This throws Jack into the heel corner and Skurge tags SYB again. SYB scurries into the ring and on top of Bullet for a series of punches and knees. He covers for two. He covers for two again. SYB is frustrated. He leans over to tag Skurge…but finds he’s finger tips away. Jack has him by the trunks and rolls him over for a pin. The crowd pops, but Bullet can’t hold on and SYB kicks out. However, Bullet falls backwards out of the kickout into his corner and tags Flasher. The crowd goes nuclear.
Flasher runs in, picks up SYB and throws him into the ropes. He comes off and into a power slam. Skurge rushes in and straight into a belly to belly suplex that sends him skidding across the mat to the floor. Mac picks up SYB and lifts him straight up into the air. While holding the light man with one arm, he tags Jack Bullet. Bullet comes off the top rope and spikes the Flash Drive. Bullet readies for Skurge to come in just in case as Hale counts the one, two, three. ME: Your winners at 10:32, Mac Flasher and Jack Bullet.
Russ: That is great to see… Razz: Says you. Russ: I mean two men who are destined to collide for the world title at some point, coming together to get the job done here tonight against the established team of Beer Money.
Bullet takes Flasher’s arm and raises it in victory. The crowd cheers. SYB rolls to the floor and Mantooth checks on her guys as we fade to break.
SHIZURU vs. GHOSTHEAD – Street Fight
Shizuru is announced first and………nothing. He is announced a second time, and also nothing. The camera cuts to the back and we see Shizuru carrying his bag toward the car with Shannon following. They get to his car and Shizuru pops the trunk and throws his bag in, then turns and looks at Shannon
Shannon: You’re doing the right thing, Ghost is a maniac, you are a champion, you should never have been forced into this match. Shizuru: Shizuru is no coward….. Shannon: You’re not a coward baby. <Shannon kisses him on the cheek> you are a champion, and whoever says it is cowardly to avoid getting killed is a fool Shizuru: I am so glad to hear you say that……….Shizuru forgot onslaught championship in Destroyitarium, could you……… Shannon: Of course baby
She kisses him on the cheek and takes off back toward the arena. Shizuru stands there for a moment watching her go, and absentmindedly shuts the trunk of the car. We see Ghosthead standing there, Shizuru has not. He turns to head to the drivers side and sees Ghost. Ghost, who now has a chair, brings the chair down HARD on Shizuru’s head, Shizuru hits the ground and barely moves. Ghost stands over him, then pulls him to his feet and hits the LAST NAIL sending Shizuru’s head into the glass! The shield spiderwebs and when Ghost pulls Shizuru’s head back, he is bleeding horribly.
We cut to Shannon, as she comes out of the Destroyitarium with the onslaught championship. The camera follows her back to the parking lot, and we see her stop and stare. The camera pans around and we see Shizuru lying on his back on the car, bleeding from seemingly everywhere. Ghost is sitting on the roof of the car in full lotus, seemingly deep in meditation
GH: I wanted you to see this SM: This is meant to scare me? GH: Don’t be foolish. This is meant to show you that you made the wrong choice
<Ghost puts his foot on Shizuru without opening his eyes and the referee quickly counts three> WINNER in 6:44 – Ghosthead
Ghost gets off the car as medics rush in to check on Shizuru. Ghost walks up to Shannon and stares at her stoically
SM: Husband, if that is the message you send, you still don’t understand the problem
Shannon walks over to Shizuru and comforts him. Ghost takes a deep breath and heads to the back.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. FIREWOMAN – Strap Match
Russ: So, for those of you who don’t have the OOWF News Ap, or OOWFtv (only $6.66 a month!) you may not know that there was a huge backstage altercation between Moosehead Jack and Firewoman just before the show. Now, I know a fight between the Quinns is barely news anymore, but this one was something completely different Razz: Was it a dispute over which of them is more disturbed in the head? Russ: No, this was about who enters the ring…….last Razz: WHAT? Russ: Evidently, the Quinns are the only people to figure that whoever enters the ring last for a strap match is at a disadvantage because they are vulnerable to attack as they step into the ring Razz: Well, aren’t they supposed to be strapped together and touch all four corners? Russ: That is traditionally how a strap match goes, but the higher ups figured there was no way Fire or Moose were going to follow that many rules anyway Razz: So…….they just both have straps? Russ: Yes Razz: And someone thought this was a GOOD idea? Russ: Yes. So now, they will each come to the ring and wait outside the ring. As soon as the bell rings, they can enter the ring and the match begins.
So, both are announced and come out, they glare at one another from across the ring. The bell rings and both dart into the ring, Fire, being a little younger and having taken the last 3 years off, is a little faster and brings the strap down across Moose’s head as he gets into the ring. Moose howls in pain and swings his strap and catches Fire right across the ribs. This quickly turns into a hockey fight, only with leather straps, as the siblings take turn whipping the ever loving shit out of one another, with neither taking a step back. They are already both bleeding from welts. Moose stops swinging for a moment and catches Fire with a left hook, then wraps his strap around his wrist. Fire, staggered a step by the shot to the jaw, does the same and they go at one another again throwing punches, and soon enough both are busted open.
Razz: This is……….I am a little uncomfortable with this Russ: There is a lot of pent up frustration coming out here, I would guess this would have made Dr. Freedman a WHOLE lot of money
The fight spills out of the ring and the two hit one another with everything nailed down. Both of them crash through tables and get slammed to the floor repeatedly. It’s not that they are no-selling each others stuff, it’s just……neither will allow themselves to show they are in pain.
Russ: They’re going to kill one another! Razz: Well, this is not exactly Blood Pond
As Razz says that, Moose slams Fire face first into the ring post, she staggers backward and Moose charges for a buisaku knee, but Fire falls and Moose clips the top of the guardrail and flips over and lands face first onto the concrete floor. Fire reaches over the guardrail to pull Moose up and Mai races to the ring and grabs a strap from the floor and NAILS Fire right across the back! Fire howls in pain and turns around to face Mai and nearly gets her head kicked off. Mai tries to whip Fire into the apron, but Fire springs to the apron then turns and dives on Mai and the two of them start throwing punches. Moose starts to climb over the guardrail when Eco races down the ramp and tackles Moose just as he clears the guardrail and they begin to fight. The referee has no choice, he waves to the back and calls the match. WINNER – No Contest in 22:11
The locker room empties as people try to pull Eco and Fire off of Moose and Mai. It takes Lucas picking Fire up and carrying her part way up the ramp before the situation is at least partially defused. Mai grabs a chair and throws it at her brother, clipping his shoulder. The fight starts again for a moment before the four are finally pulled apart and ushered to the back.
THE BRISCOES vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
The Delaware crowd goes crazy as "Gimme Back My Bullets" plays and local boys The Briscoe Brothers make their way to the ring. They warm up as "Laser Cannon Deth Sentence" brings out your OOWF Tag Team Champions Matt Folz and Stan Fulton. Matt and Stan hand their Championships to the referee as Mike Elevenbee starts the big match introductions.
ME: This match is for the OOWF World Tag Team Championships. Introducing first the challengers: Standing 6'1 and weighing 231 pounds from Laurel Delaware Jay Briscoe! And his tag team partner also from Laurel Delaware 6'0 and 229 pounds Mark Briscoe! (Big pop from the crowd)
And introducing their opponents, the reigning and defending OOWF World Tag Team Champions. Standing 6'5 and weighing 225 pounds, hailing from Green Bay Wisconsin Matt Folz! And his tag team partner 5'11 and 367 pounds from Duluth Minnesota (Did I get it right this time partner? ) Stan "The Crusher" Fulton.
Matt and Jay start out, and Jay gets the early advantage. Matt backs into a neutral corner and Jay hesitates, which allows Stan to come in with a cheap shot from behind. This brings Mark in and he and Stan begin to brawl. While the referee is trying to get them out of the ring Matt pulls something out of his tights and nails Jay with a big right hand. Matt throws the brass knuckles out of the ring and covers as the referee turns around. 1...2...3.
Winners (Pinfall, :25) and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions Matt Folz and Stan Fulton
The crowd boos the hell out of this but the referee's decision is final. Matt smirks as he grabs a microphone.
Matt: Work smarter not harder, isn't that right Eco? (Laughing) You've failed at every opportunity to get these Championships off us. Texpress couldn't do it, Beer Money can't do it, Banned From Everywhere can't. The Darlings? Don't make me laugh. I'll tell you what Eco, next week you pick any two people in the history of this company, it doesn't matter who. We'll issue an open challenge and kick their ass just like everyone else. We'll keep these belts for as damn well long as we want to.
BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. STANK – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Bridget enters the ring, many cheers for the underdog. Stank makes his entrance as well, with the boos. He holds his IC Belt high, out of Bridget's reach, punctuating the symbolism with a statement telling Bridget she's reach above her weight class...which is kind of hilarious, when you think about it. We don't have time for that, though, as the referee goes through the motions and calls for the bell.
Stank has the early advantage and uses it, attempt to plant Bridget multiple times through the canvas, but each time she bounces back up and rushes him again. She dodges the latest attempt at a powerbomb and gets to work on Stank's knees with muay thai kicks. This does stagger the big man a bit, and allows Bridget to get some more offense in. She kicks him the gut and follows up with driving elbows getting him back into the corner. Once she gets him there, she basically unleashes any and all frustration on him. It's about all he can do to keep his hands up to block most of them, but she lands a few. The referee admonishes her about closed fists, and then begins the 5-count. Bridget stops at the 3-mark, and turns to argue at the referee, giving Stank his chance. Which he takes, shoving Bridget hard across the ring and into the far corner and follows up with one corner splash. He runs a lap and then comes in for a second corner splash, and that crumbles Bridget even more. He goes for the third time, but three strikes and Stank is out, as Bridget dodges at the last minute and Stank meets the ringpost with his sternum. He clutches his chest and Bridget capitalizes by leaping up and...BACKSTABBER~! Stank doesn't know whether to clutch his chest or his back, and Bridget sweeps a leg and takes him down. She makes the cover, one, two...NO~! Stank powers out of that one. Stank gets to his feet and armdrags Bridget like a rag doll. He grabs her by the back of the head, and SHITFACED~! He also goes for the pin and one, two...NO~! Bridget will not go quietly. Stank stands and pulls Bridget to her feet and nails her with a hockey punch. Bridget reels but then follows up with one of her own. They exchange punches for a bit (with the crowd yelling "Yay" and "Boo" as appropriate)
Russ: Bridget is digging deep into her shoot-fighting repertoire. Razz: She'll have to, to defeat the champ.
Bridget is indeed digging deep, as she ducks a right hook, and grabs the hand, twisting Stank's arm behind him and locking it in place. She steps the foot in front and drives him down to the mat, holding his arm. She flips over into a bridge and holds it there. A BRIDGING CHICKENWING~! that totally needs a name! Stank did not have this scouted, and sooner than he'd like...he has to tap. WINNER in 37:41 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Bridget O’Malley
The referee hands Bridget the title and she celebrates. She doesn’t get to celebrate for long as Zed hits the ring and attacks her from behind! Zed pulls her up and hits a PILEDRIVER! Stank gets to his feet and they put the boots to Bridget for a bit before Kylie races to the ring with a chair and cleans house. Zed and Stank beat a hasty retreat up the ramp, while Kylie checks on Bridget. After a few minutes, Bridget gets to her feet, holding her neck. Kylie picks up the intercontinental title, a title she held just two weeks ago, and gives it a good long look before handing it to her friend and raising her arm in victory. The crowd pops big for this, and we fade to black.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Hell on Earth 14, September 29, LIVE! from Asheville, North Carolina! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem, Live! September 19th live! From Annapolis, Maryland!
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#877) Live! From Trenton, New Jersey September 5, 2018
BEER MONEY vs. THE DARLINGS
Both teams are announced and make their way to the ring, and neither one of them is exactly popular with the fans. SYB screams at several old ladies and children while Alex and Alexis just look at the crowd with disdain. SYB starts things off and demands Alexis start for her team. She comes into the ring and SYB tries to go all Andy Kauffman and degrade her, but Alexis puts a quick stop to that by damn near slapping SYB’s head off his shoulders.
The Darlings take control and dominate most of the match using quick tags to beat SYB mercilessly. SYB finally manages to hit the Jersey Turnpike on Alex, which allows him to make the tag to Skurge. Skurge comes in and he and Alex put on a wrestling clinic with Skurge countering everything Alex throws at him and getting several near falls. As Alex starts to make a comeback, SYB races into the ring while the referee is distracted and hits another low blow. This causes Alexis to hop off the apron and race around the ring, pull SYB down and beat the ever loving shit out of him. The problem is, Alex when Alex finally recovers and tries to tag in his sister, she is not there.
Skurge grabs Alex from behind and rolls him up, puts his feet on the ropes and gets a three count! What an upset! WINNERS in 10:54 – Beer Money
BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. ZED
The feed rejoins the ring with Zed standing in the ring as BRICK~! is spitting out the final bars of his newest “hit” single “Forgot About BRICK~!” packed with disses of Zed’s opponent this week. Bridget O’Malley doesn’t even wait for her music to play before racing to the ring and bringing a fight to Zed, who ducks between the ropes as “Junior” Hale intervenes. Bridget tries to bypass Hale, but is rebuked as Zed gets a jab to the throat on Bridget before Hale calls for the bell.
Zed starts to work on Bridget immediately, clubbing her down with forearms and hitting a running knee lift to get a quick 1 on her. A butterfly suplex is spun into another pinning try that also gets 1. As Bridget tries to get away, Zed grabs her hair and pulls her into a neck breaker that also gets 1. Zed puts a few boots to Bridget before she catches his right foot and pulls him into an ankle lock submission. Zed grasps for the ropes and reaches them with ease. When Hale tries to get the two untangled, BRICK~! grabs Bridget’s ankle, causing a temporary loss of focus. Zed charges in, only for Bridget to toss him over the ropes with Zed crashing head-first onto BRICK~!.
Razz: “As hard as BRICK~! is, that might be a skull fracture for Zed! He’s actually cut open from that collision.” Russ: “BRICK~! is a lot of things, but the most important thing is that he’s very hard. You hit him, chances are that you’ll hurt more than he does.”
Zed stands in a daze as Bridget hits a sliding dropkick to crash him into the barricade. As Zed gets his feet underneath him, Bridget happily takes him down with a suicide dive through the ropes that acts as a spear. The Trenton faithful salute Bridget, who honors that salute by running Zed into a pair of posts before rolling him into the ring. As Bridget reenters, BRICK~! grabs her ankle again, getting shaken off, but not before Zed can deliver a flying forearm out of desperation. Bridget falls to the outside and with Zed calling Hale over to check on his forehead cut, BRICK~! takes a production cable and wraps it around Bridget’s throat. With Bridget fading, Zed keeps Hale distracted long enough before BRICK~! chokes Bridget down to her knees. BRICK~! unwraps the cable and rolls Bridget into the ring as Zed has recovered enough to not need Hale’s attention. Zed, still feeling the effects of his adventures on the outside, slowly makes his way to Bridget, who is hardly moving as she regains her air. Zed smiles and points downward, signaling a GTH DDT. Zed picks Bridget up to her feet by her hair and tries to package her, only to get caught in a small package from Bridget as Hale snaps off a quick 3. WINNER (Pinfall, 7:20) Bridget O’Malley.
Bridget rolls out of the ring as BRICK~! rolls in, giving her the chance to celebrate as Zed fumes over the missed opportunity. With BRICK~! checking on Zed, the North Carolinian pushes BRICK~! away out of frustration as Bridget celebrates with fans around the ringside area.
SHIZURU, SHANNON MANN & MAI MUYO vs. GHOSTHEAD, FIREWOMAN & ECOSYSTEM
This match never had a chance. As Mai, Shizuru and Shannon make their way to the ring, Ghost charges at the ropes, dives over the tops and takes out Shizuru and Shannon. Ghost hammers Shizuru with punches and kicks, until Shannon intervenes with a neckbreaker on the floor on her husband. Mai slides into the ring and she and Fire tear into one another. Eco starts to get involved, but hesitates slightly. He grabs Mai from behind to pull her off of Fire and Mai turns and hits him right in the temple with a spinning fist. Eco staggers and goes down to one knee with a shocked look on his face. Mai snarls and stands over him for a moment, then grabs him and pulls him up and backs him into the corner screaming in his face. Fire grabs Mai from behind and lands a legit right to the jaw. Mai snarls and goes after Fire again.
On the outside, Ghost is doing his best to fight both Shannon and Shizuru, and is not doing so well with it. They spill into the crowd and Ghost grabs a chair and swings for Shizuru’s head, but Shizuru moves and the chair catches Shannon upside the head! Ghost drops the chair in horror, which allows Shiziru to grab a chair of his own and slams it down on Ghost’s head, opening a nasty gash on his forehead. Back inside the ring, Eco is about to go after Mai again when Moose slides into the ring! He grabs Eco from behind, spins him around, kicks him in the gut and PLANTS him with a DDT! Moose is immediately on Eco hammering him with punches to the face. Fire breaks free from Mai and tackles her brother to the mat and the two siblings start to brawl. Eco regains his composure and tries to go after Moose, but Mai grabs him from behind and soon they are also brawling around the ring.
The referee takes one look at what is going on outside the ring, and inside the ring, does the math and realizes that Moose does not belong in this match and calls for the bell. WINNERS via DQ in 3:21 – Firewoman, Ecosystem & Ghosthead
Officials flood the ring and ringside to pull everyone apart. They get Moose and Mai out of the ring. Moose shoves several officials aside and grabs a mic
Juni…….welcome to the fucking game you goddamn coward. And YOU <looking at Fire> Murchada, you will be dealt with like the traitor you are. At Hell on Earth……….Fire and Juni against………..me and Mai
Moose slams the mic down on the mat and spreads his arms out in the Christ pose, Mai stands in front of him and does the same while glaring at her brother. Inside the ring Eco still looks a bit in shock, while Fire has rage in her eyes.
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. SAINTS OF SINNERS
BFE is out first, not Drunkey or Drunkette, only Ellie May From Elijay comes out with them. Justin and Bill look a lot more serious tonight than normal, and they will need all that concentration to beat the Saints tonight. The Saints are announced and Stan and Matt make their way to the ring and the crowd boos the ever loving shit out of them.
The bell rings and the Saints immediately gain the advantage. Stan and Matt work like a well oiled machine and keep Bill on their side of the ring, thwarting every come back attempt by Bill. The crowd starts a BFE! BFE chant and Bill is fired up. He ducks a clothesline attempt from Stan, stops on a dime and hits an ATOMIC ELBOW! Stan rocks back on his heels, Matt comes in and gets the same, then DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! Matt falls to the mat and Stan does the slow tiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmber face first fall to the mat. Bill covers Stan, but Stan powers out. Bill finally turns and makes the tag to Justin.
Justin comes in like a house on fire and clears the ring. While Stan is recovering outside, Justin dives over the top rope, but Stan catches him in a bear hug and is about to slam him back first into the ringpost when Justin stops it and turns it into a DDT on the floor! Now BFE takes over and keeps the powerful Fulton on the mat on their side of the ring. Justin and Bill both get several near falls, but cannot keep Fulton down for a three.
The end comes after Justin tries a flying clothesline, but Fulton catches him and spins him to the mat with a sidewalk slam. Fulton makes the tag to Folz, Folz charges across the ring and KILLS Bill with a knee to the face. He grabs Justin as he stands up and drives him to the mat with an angle slam, then locks him in the ankle lock! Justin howls in pain and tries to make it to the ropes, but he cannot and he is forced to tap out! WINNERS in 22:18 – Saints of Sinners
The referee hands the Saints their titles and they celebrate in the ring as they do, a businesslike handshake. They are about to leave the ring when “Dem Boys Will Survive” plays and the Ring of Honor world tag team champion Briscoe Brothers come out to the top of the ramp. Jay has a mic:
So, we heard you boys was puttin’ out a challenge to any team in the world. Well, since you boys is gonna be in our neck of the woods next week, how about you MAN UP and face the NINE TIME Ring of Honor world tag team champions!
The crowd pops big for this. Stan and Matt are standing in the ring, they glance at one another and nod, Folz gets a mic
The crowd again pops big as the Briscoes head to the back.
MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. JACK BULLET vs. MAC FLASHER
Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.
ME: Our next match of the evening is a triple threat. Introducing first, at 210 pounds, from Des Moines, Iowa, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.
“Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent plays. Bullet walks to the ring in his new black trunks and boots with his hair slicked back.
Russ: The crowd is still cheering for Jack Bullet, but it’s not quite the thunderous ovation we’ve heard for the Man of Action in the past. Razz: A guy smartens up a little and starts putting his career above pleasing the fans just a smidge and they cool on him.
ME: Introducing next, he is the current past OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, weighing in at 230 pounds from Detroit, Michigan, the leader of the Saints of Sinners, Moosehead Jack.
Russ: Well, there is no question how the fans feel about Moosehead Jack. The boos are never louder in an arena than when he enters. Razz: Moose is one of the most successful wrestlers ever in OOWF history and he got there by not catering to the fans one bit.
ME: And their opponent, weighing 225 pounds and hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he is the current OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Mac Flasher.
Russ: And there is no mistaking how the fans feel about Mac Flasher. There is probably nobody more popular in the OOWF right now than our world champion. Razz: That and a dollar will get him a cup of coffee. I’ve heard louder ovations for Paul Smackage.
The three men stand in opposite corners with referee Angelo Barros in the fourth. He claps his hands together and the bell rings. Bullet looks like a caged panther, Moosehead nonchalantly leans back in the corner. Flasher’s eyes dart back and forth between both men. Moosehead points at Mac and the camera picks him up saying “you don’t have to beat me, you have to beat him.”
Flasher has his attention on Moosehead, allowing Bullet to flying into the corner with a knee to the gut. Bullet beats on Flasher in the corner. Moosehead calmly strolls over, collars Jack around the neck and pulls him out to the center of the ring for an inverted DDT. He then stands and moves toward a stunned Flasher in the corner. Moosehead spins as he enters and catches the champ in the neck with a spinning chop.
Moosehead climbs the turnbuckles and balls up his fist. “You going to count this,” he screams at the fans. They don’t, but Moosehead does as he rains down the blows. “One…two…three…four…five…” Moosehead is interrupted as Bullet comes up under his legs and power bombs Moosehead out of the corner. Jack holds on for the count, but Moosehead kicks out at two. Bullet sits on the mat and is surprised by a running neck snap from behind by Flasher. He pulls Bullet to his feet for a suplex, but Jack slips out, lands behind Mac, hooks his right leg and scores a teardrop suplex.
Russ: This match isn’t for the title, but it could have huge implications for Hell on Earth. Jack Bullet has declared himself the number one contender, but nobody has confirmed that. Razz: Nobody has refuted it either.
Bullet floats over for the cover, broke up with a boot to the back by Moosehead Jack. Jack pulls the Silver Eagle up by the wrist and whips him into the far ropes. He readies for a clothesline, but Bullet ducks under and hits the opposite ropes. Moosehead turns as Bullet comes at him with a flying crossbody. Moosehead catches Jack, twists him around and finishes with a backbreaker over his overstretch knee. As Moosehead is kneeling, Flasher returns to the fight with a seated dropkick.
Mac pulls Moosehead up and into a waistlock, but Moosehead reverses and Flasher has an ‘oh crap’ look on his face. Moosehead hits the German Suplex, rolls through into a Dragon Suplex and rolls through a third time for a Straight Jacket Suplex.
Russ: It’s the Chimera Suplex, a signature move of Moosehead Jack and could end this right now.
Moosehead holds the bridge for a one…two…Bullet sweeps the legs out from under Moosehead and breaks the bridge. Bullet leaps high from a standing position and hooks Moosehead’s leg for a one…two…he kicks out. Bullet rushes to the near second turnbuckle, judge both downed men and comes off with a fist drop to Flasher. He covers for one…two…Mac kicks out.
Razz: Bullet calls that the Eagle drop. Russ: It’s a fist drop. We’re naming fist drops now.
Bullet pulls Flasher up by the tights, hooks a facelock and hits a slingshot suplex. He floats over for the cover, which Moosehead breaks up with another kick to the back. Moosehead pulls Jack up in a full nelson and then slams him down out of the move. Moosehead double stomps Flasher’s gut. He drops an elbow and covers for one…two…Mac kicks out.
Moosehead pulls Flasher up by the wrist and into a short arm clothesline. He drops a knee and covers, but Flasher puts his foot on the near bottom rope. Moosehead pulls the leg off the rope and hooks it. Flasher gets his shoulder up on the second pin attempt. Moosehead, showing some slight frustration, pulls Flasher up again and then just lays into him with a haymaker punch that puts him over the ropes to the floor. The fans pop and Moosehead is smart enough to turn around to that sound. It’s too late as Bullet hits a flying crossbody that sends both of them out to the floor.
Moosehead Jack has enough presence of mind to land on his feet. Bullet quickly pulls himself up by the apron, but Moosehead hits him with a knee lift. Flasher tries to attack from the side, but Moosehead sidesteps him and Mac runs into Bullet. Moosehead grabs Flasher and whips him into the steel guardrail. He follows with a blind charge that sandwiches Mac into a rail. Moosehead stays up against Flasher for a few moments, then sidesteps again. This allows Bullet to hit the Eagle Splash on Mac against the railing.
Bullet backs up a step and fires a chop. The crowd ‘woos.’ This serves to wake Flasher up and he fires back a chop to Bullet’s chest. The crowd ‘woos’ again. Mac hits another chop, a third, Jack blocks a fourth and cuts off Flasher with a knee lift. Mac bends over, but fires back with a punch to the gut. He pushes Bullet back to get some space and starts throwing punches. Bullet blocks, pushes Flasher back for some space and starts through punches. This erupts into a big brawl. While the fans scream for this, Moosehead Jack on the other side of the ring rolls underneath the bottom rope as Barros finishes his ring out count. The bell rings.
ME: Your winner at 28:26 by count out, Moosehead Jack.
Barros raises Moosehead’s hand and he gives a ‘what you gonna do’ look. The fans boo some, but most are still focused on the brawling Bullet and Flasher who go up the aisle and to break as Mayhem fades for commercial.
STANK vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Stank makes his way to the ring, seconded by Zed. Stank steps into the ring while Zed remains at ringside. The OOWF Intercontinental champion Kylie Mignolio is announced, and she comes out from the back and stops at the top of the ramp, and a moment later she is joined by Bridget O’Malley. The two of them head to the ring and Bridget waits in her corner as Kylie steps into the ring and points to all the Josie signs and smiles.
The bell ring and Stank immediately attacks. Kylie turns the tables quickly and has the big man on the defensive. Kylie backs Stank into the corner and peppers him with chops, slaps and kicks, finishing him off with a stiff kick to the temple. Stank falls to the mat and Kylie quickly scales the ropes and hits a warrior stomp to the back of Stank’s head! She rolls Stank over and covers, but he kicks out at two.
Kylie continues the advantage, keeping Stank on the mat and working his oft injured knee, trapping him in a figure four. Stank howls in pain and fights his way to the ropes to force the break. The match continues on with Stank fighting back to regain the advantage, only to be cut off by Kylie once again. The end comes when Stank ducks a cross body by Kylie and she hits the ropes awkwardly and falls to the floor. From the outside Zed slides a pair of brass knucks into the ring, sending them well out of Stank’s reach. Bridget immediately jumps onto the apron and points them out to the referee, while he is picking up the knucks and getting Bridget off the apron, Zed grabs Kylie and hits a double underhook piledriver on the floor! Kylie is OUT! Zed rolls her back into the ring and Stank pulls her up, and hits a TRIPLE STANK BOMB! Stank covers, one…….two……THREE! WINNER in 35:21 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Stank
The referee hands Stank the title and Zed comes into the ring to celebrate, they are soon joined by Stan, Matt, Moose, Mai and Shizuru. The crowd, remembering the scene from Wildwood, litters the ring with trash as we fade to black
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Hell on Earth 14, September 29, LIVE! from Asheville, North Carolina! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem, Live! September 12th live! from Dover, Delaware!
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem: Maple Leaf Massacre 3 (#876) Live! From Fredricton, New Brunswick August 29, 2018
BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. BEER MONEY – Last Blood Match
Beer Money is out first, and the crowd boos the shit out of them. Insane in the Brain plays, and before they can even be introduced, BFE storms the ring. Justin is carrying a hockey stick and wearing a New Brunswick Hawks hockey jersey and Bill is swinging a bullrope wildly above his head. They hit the ring and SYB tries to escape, but Justin catches him with a stick to the jewels. As SYB collapses to his knees, Justin shows his mad stick skills by taking a soda can someone had thrown into the ring, and hitting a slap shot upside SYB’s head that sends him between the ropes to the floor.
Meanwhile Bill has Skurge in the corner and is just wearing him out with punches to the face. Bill takes the bullrope and wraps it around Skurge’s throat and whips him across the ring. Skurge hits the end of the rope, his feet fly from beneath him and he hits the mat, and as soon as he does, Bill charges out of the corner and drops an elbow on him. Skurge rolls out of the ring next to SYB, but BFE gives them no time to recover. Justin grabs Skurge and whips him into the guardrail, and tries it a second time, but Skurge reverses it and catches Justin with a drop toe hold that sends Justin face first into the stairs. Justin comes up a bloody mess. Skurge chokes him against the stairs, then pulls him up and rolls him into the ring.
On the other side of the ring, SYB rakes Bill’s eyes and tries to bite his forehead to draw blood, but Bill shoves him hard into the guardrail, SYB charges and Bill back drops him through the Panamanian announce table. Bill sees Skurge setting Justin up for a piledriver and slides into the ring and grabs Skurge from behind and drops him with a scorpion drop. Bill grabs the cowbell from the bullrope and waits for Skurge to get to his feet. As he does, Bill SLAMS the bell right between Skurge’s eyes. The crowd ERUPTS. Bill takes the bell and hammers the hell out of Skurge, and soon enough, Skurge is pouring blood. Bill pulls him up and whips him into the corner, Skurge flips upside down and Bill ties him in the tree of woe, and leaves him there.
Justin leaves the ring and gets SYB and throws him in. SYB tries to beg off, and tries the JERSEY TURNPIKE, but Bill catches his foot, spins him around and hits an BIONIC ELBOW! SYB staggers and Justin grabs him by the head and hits DOUG HATES TOAST and drives SYB face first into a board with some barbed wire stapled to it! SYB howls in pain and grabs his face, and now HE is a bloody mess. The crowd is fully behind BFE now. Bill stands in the middle of the ring and points to Skurge and the crowd goes crazy. Bill pulls him out of the tree of woe, Skurge can barely stand. Bill hits repeated bionic elbows, then finishes him off with a flip, flop and fly! Bill wants to cover, but stops himself and grins. Everyone has to be bleeding for the match to end!
Bill grabs Skurge for more punishment, Bill grabs Skurge and DESTROYS him with an Alabama Slam, then locks him in the Cuyler Clutch! Justin is standing on the back of SYB’s neck, so he cannot help his partner, Skurge is tapping like a madman, but it doesn’t matter, for the match to end, everyone has to be bleeding! Skurge desperately reaches and tears off a piece of the barbed wire from the board that contains bits of SYB’s face and rakes it across the back of Bill’s hand until just a few drops of blood run down Bill’s hand! The Skurge, who is in agony, continues to tap out and yells for the referee but he and Justin is discussing the recent rise of people jumping out of their car for some song trend that is going on, so the ref is a bit late in seeing Skurge tap furiously. After about thirty seconds, the referee realizes what is going on and calls for the bell! WINNERS via submission in 14:03 – Banned From Everywhere
Bill finally breaks the hold and Skurge and SYB escape to the back. About halfway down the ramp they meet The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth and she does NOT look pleased at all. She grabs them and pushes them in front of her and storms to the back while BFE celebrate in the ring.
BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. STANK vs. SHANNON MANN
Bridget is out first, and she is clearly still in pain from last week. Her ribs are heavily taped and she winces as she steps between the ropes. Shannon Mann is announced next and makes her way to the ring, accompanied by Shizuru. Finally, Stank is announced and comes to the ring. Bridget looks warily at her opponents. The bell rings, and Shannon drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring and sits on Shizuru’s lap and does commentary. Stank blindsides Bridget with a knee to the ribs and beats her down to the mat.
Russ: Shannon Mann, how can you sit here on commentary? You are supposed to be in a match! Razz: And how are you not getting counted out? Shannon: I do as I choose to do. This match means nothing to me, I have no fight with either Lucas or Bridget. Russ: What would Ghosthead say about your recent actions? Shannon: I care not what my husband thinks. Shizuru is the only man I need in my life right now
Inside the ring, Bridget fights back to her feet and gets in a couple hard shots to Stank. She staggers him with a spinning elbow to the side of the head, then slams his forehead into the turnbuckle before taking him to the mat with a backdrop driver. Bridget can’t immediately cover, as she grabs her ribs in pain. She covers, but before the three count, Zed makes his way to the ring and puts Stank’s foot on the bottom rope (even though he also rolled his shoulder just before the three count.)
Zed helping Stank brings Kylie to ringside and she encourages Bridget to attack. Bridget charges at Stank, but Stank takes her to the mat with a big spinebuster.
Outside the ring Zed and Kylie go at, brawling around ringside.
Razz: It’s all breakin’ loose Russ! Russ: Why are Zed and Kylie even HERE? And Shannon, how can you STILL not be in this match?
Before Shannon can answer, she is violently shoved off Shizuru’s lap by someone in the crowd. That someone turns out to be Ghosthead, and he has his arm around Shizuru’s neck and he is dragging him into the audience. Ghost is beating the hell out of Shizuru until Shannon dives over the guardrail and slams into Ghost’s knee! Ghost collapses to the floor, and Shizuru and Shannon put the boots to him. Security quickly races to the crowd and breaks them all up and Ghost is helped to the back.
Russ: What the hell is going on here tonight! Razz: This place is outta control!
Inside the ring, Bridget is on Stank’s back trying to lock him in a rear naked choke hold, Stank fights it, impressively keeping his balance. He finally gets his bearings and just falls back into the corner slamming Bridget into the turnbuckles. Bridget staggers out of the corner and falls to her knees, Stank hits the ropes and connects with a SICK shining wizard to the face! Bridget looks like she’s DEAD! Stank covers, one…….two……three. WINNER in 25:44 – Stank
Kylie immediately breaks away from Zed and slides into the ring to check on Bridget. Zed follows her in and hits her from behind, pulls her to her feet and hits the GTH! Kylie is OUT! Stank and Zed stand over the two of them while the crowd boos the shit out of them, then finally head to the back.
FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO
Fire and Mai are both announced and make their way to the ring. Miraculously they are not accompanied by anyone. Mai and Fire wait in opposite corners glaring at one another. The bell rings and they make their way to the middle of the ring and lock up. Fire and Mai tear into one another with fury, but neither can keep an advantage for long. Mai takes Fire to the mat and starts working over her knees, trapping her in numerous submission moves, which Fire either reverses or breaks via the ropes.
Mai gets Fire into the corner and puts her in the tree of woe. As Mai charges into the corner for a low drop kick, Fire sits up, frees herself and hops off the turnbuckle to the floor, grabs Mai’s legs and pulls her crotch first into the post, then traps her in a ringpost figure four. Mai howls in pain, but obviously a tap out here wouldn’t count for anything. Fire keeps the move on until the referee threatens disqualification, then finally breaks the hold. Fire slides into the ring and goes to work on Mai, immediately trapping her in a sharpshooter. Mai tries to reverse it, but Fire breaks it and turns it into a walls of Jericho, complete with her knee on the back of Mai’s neck. Mai finally reaches the ropes and forces the break, then heads out of the ring to the floor. Fire gets a running start and hits Mai with a beautiful swanton, then immediately rolls her back into the ring and cradles her for a two count.
Mai once again tries to bail out, but Fire runs the apron and takes Mai to the floor with a beautiful hurracarana. Fire shoots her into the ring, and tries another pin, but Mai kicks out and escapes once again, this time Fire tries to dive between the ropes at Mai, but Mai is ready and KILLS Fire with a kick right to the face! Fire falls to the floor and does not move. Mai rolls back into the ring to take the count out win. Ecosystem makes his way to the ring to check on Fire, he gets her to a seated position, but Fire’s eyes are glassy. While this is going on, Moosehead Jack makes his way to the ring and jumps on the apron and argues with the referee about the legality of Eco being there.
Mai slips out of the ring and sneaks up on her brother, who is now nose to nose with Moose. Mai grabs Eco from behind and runs him into the guardrail shoulder first, then shoots Fire into the ring. Mai covers Fire, but somehow Fire kicks out. Mai spends several minutes punishing Fire, who still seems a little cloudy. Mai looks at Moose, then pulls Fire up onto her shoulders for a GTS, Mai turns and looks at her brother. Eco reaches into the ring and grabs Mai’s foot, the second distraction allows Fire to slip off Mai’s shoulders, spin her around and hits the MOOSEKILLER! Fire covers Mai, one. Two. THREE! WINNER in 33:28 – Firewoman
Fire and Eco celebrate their win while Moose pulls Mai out of the ring. Moose grabs a mic
Eco, you think you’ve won something here? I promise you……..you’re night is about to get much……..MUCH worse.
Moose laughs and he and Mai head to the back. Fire waits at ringside while Eco steps into the ring and waits for his opponent.
ECOSYSTEM vs. PICK YOUR POISON
Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.
ME: Our next match this evening is a Pick Your Poison Match. Ecosystem will have to face a previously unannounced opponent handpicked for him by Moosehead Jack. Introducing first, from Nagoya, Japan, at a weight of 245 pounds…Ecosystem! After the announcement Eco e takes the microphone from Elevenbee.
Eco: Moosehead Jack thinks he can play mind games with me by throwing out some sort of mystery opponent. I invented mind games. I’m the cerebral assassin. When you think you know all the questions, I change all the answers. I’m also the most original man in wrestling today. Holla, if you hear me.
He pauses for a moment while the audience twitters with laughter.
Eco: So, I don’t care what member of the Saints he sends out here or what affiliate. He can send Zed, Shizuru, even my own sister; which I would put even odds on. So, whoever it is, let’s get ready to rumble.
“Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent plays. The arena is filled with a confused hum as no current OOWF superstar uses that song. After the opening guitar riff, a figure emerges from the back and stands on the entrance stage.
Russ: It’s “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet! This is the first we’ve seen of him since getting suspended for hitting a fan almost a month ago at Mid-Summer Night’s Scream. Razz: Not counting when Carl Sack found him about a week later drunk as a skunk in a rundown Canadian bar. Russ: Sack left Bullet a business card saying he could make one phone call and erase the suspension. Razz: It’s a brilliant end around for Bullet. Moose could name anyone Eco’s opponent, suspended or not. Russ: Eco and Bullet have had some wars in the ring. While they’ve been cordial lately, there’s no love lost between them and Bullet is probably the one man in recent memory who has been the most successful against Eco.
Bullet walks with an even pace to the ring. His hair is longer than usual and slicked back. He’s wearing all black trunks and boots. He slides under the bottom rope as Eco goes to speak.
Eco: Alright, I have to admit for Moosetwit, this is pretty clev…
Eco is cut off as Bullet pops up to is feet and nails Eco right in the jaw with a right hand. The fans roars as referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell. Elevenbee collects the dropped microphone and scurries out of the ring.
Bullet peppers Eco with rights and lefts. Eco tries to create some distance with a kick, but Bullet grabs his foot. Eco springs off the other leg for an enzuigiri, but Bullet ducks. Eco manages to keep his balance as he lands with his back to Bullet. Jack hooks Eco around his knee and picks him up and over for a teardrop suplex. Eco rolls with the bounce off the canvas and to the floor. He finally removes his black jacket.
Bullet springs over the top rope and to the floor, landing on his feet in front of Eco. He begs off and backs up. Jack catches him with a punch to the top of the head. He spins Eco around and shoves him into the ring post. The crowd groans as Eco winces in pain. Bullets picks up his opponent from behind for a reverse atomic drop. Eco hops in the air holding his groin and flips over the ring stairs to land on his back on the floor. Bullet walks up onto the steps and comes off in one motion with a fist drop to Eco’s chest. He rolls over on his front. Bullet picks him up by his tights as he stands and throws Eco under the bottom rope.
Bullet climbs the near corner from the outside. He measures Eco as he writhes on the mat and comes off with a knee drop from on high. Jack covers for two.
Russ: This just isn’t a new look Jack Bullet. It’s also a new attitude Jack Bullet. It’s like he’s been operating over one even flowing motion since hitting the ring. Razz: Bullet expressed his disdain for how people talked and did nothing several times recently. Maybe this is how he’s decided to deal with it. Be the change he wants to see. All action, no filler.
Bullet pulls Eco up by the shoulder and looks to be going for a uranage. Eco elbows out and runs into the ropes. Bullet tries a clothesline. Eco grabs his arm, pivots behind Bullet, back to the front and scores a floatover DDT.
Russ: That’s the momentum changer Eco needed.
Eco sits up on the mat and is basically trying to get his wits about him. Suddenly, Bullet’s legs twitch and he kips up.
Eco: Oh, give me a fucking break…
Jack spins around and catches Eco with a windmill kick. Eco lays on the mat and Bullet goes for an elbow drop, but Eco rolls to the apron. Jack gets up and moves to the edge of the ring as Eco pulls himself up by the ropes. Bullet tries to slingshot Eco into the ring by the top rope, but he blocks and fires a forearm to the face. Jack staggers back. Eco pulls down hard on the top rope and slingshots back into the ring with a splash. Eco covers for just two as Jack presses him off.
As they rush up, Eco catches Jack with an arm drag. Bullet pops up and gets arm dragged again. A third, a fourth. Bullet rides the momentum of the fifth arm drag out to the floor.
Russ: Usually we see Bullet with the strong arm drag game, but tonight it’s Eco. Razz: As Eco finds his bearings in this match he’s obviously trying to try to shake new Jack Bullet by introducing some echoes of the old.
As Bullet hits the floor, he runs around the outside of the ring and slides in under the bottom rope behind Eco. He turns and tries to tag Bullet with a big boot, but he slides under the leg and back to the floor. He runs around the outside of the ring again. He leaps to the apron and climbs the turnbuckle from the outside. He leaps off, but Eco catches him in the gut with a standing dropkick.
Russ: Maybe that will slow the Silver Bullet down. He’s been running like a bullet train since coming out.
Eco gets behind Bullet and puts him in a chinlock with his knees in Bullet’s back. He cranks back hard. Bullet gets his legs underneath him, works up and then slams down to shake Eco off with a jawbreaker. Both men lie on the mat.
Razz: Normally I’m not the biggest Jack Bullet fan, but the aggression and focus out of him tonight I have to admire. Well, I don’t have to do anything, but I’m choosing to admire it.
Eco pulls himself up by the ropes. Bullet stands and stalks over to him. Eco fires out a kick, but Jack grabs it and turns him over into a knee bar. Eco pushes himself up by his arms, fires a mule kick with his free leg to catch Bullet in the gut. He lets go and stumbles back. Eco gets up and offers a lockup.
Russ: Smart by Eco, trying to slow things down, trying to control the pace.
Bullet obliges and backs Eco up into the corner. Barros calls for the break and he gets it. Eco steps out and asks for a lockup again. Bullet obliges, pushes Eco into the corner again. Barros calls for the break and Bullet gives it. Eco steps out and signals for a third lockup. Bullet shrugs his shoulders, shakes his head no and unloads with a series of rights and lefts.
Razz: Jack is giving a little here, but not everything. Fool him twice you can’t kid a kidder thrice…or something like that.
Bullets fires Eco into the ropes and nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. Jack pulls Eco up by the arm and throws him into the ropes. Eco ducks the clothesline this time, comes off the opposite set of ropes and eats a spinning back elbow. Jack pulls Eco up again, but reverses the Irish whip into the ropes and catches Bullet with his own back elbow. It stuns the Silver Eagle, but doesn’t put him down. Bullet turns as Eco grabs his arm and rocks Jack with a short-arm clothesline. Eco follows with a knee to the head and covers for two. Eco lays on the mat breathing hard.
Eco: I need to work on my cardio.
They start up and Eco falls into Bullet with a double axe handle to put him back down. Eco stands and kicks Jacks a couple times. He goes into the ropes and comes off with a knee drop. He covers for two. He pulls Bullet up and locks him into a full nelson.
Razz: What the hell…has Eco been watching the best of Billy Jack Haynes, all one match of it. Russ: Eco is pulling out everything he can think of just to slow Jack Bullet down and wear him down. This is the first advantage he’s probably had all match.
Bullet starts to muscle out of the full nelson, so Eco steps a leg in front of Jack and turns it into a front leg sweep. Eco sits on Jack’s back and locks in a camel clutch. Barros asks Bullet if he wants to submit and he says no several times. He then get his legs underneath him and works up to an almost standing position. Eco is hanging off of Bullet’s back. He brings his knees up into Bullet’s back and jerks down on his head hard for a back stabber.
Eco picks up Bullet in a body slam, but instead of slamming him down, he turns him into the ropes and Jack’s throat catches the top rope. He goes down and Eco slumps in the corner for a breather, measuring his foe. Bullet starts to stand and Eco goes over to him, grabbing his head and firing up a knee to send him into the near corner. Eco whips him to the far corner, Bullet reverses. Eco hits the turnbuckles in the back. Bullet leaps for an Eagle Splash, but Eco moves out of the way. Bullet jacks his jaw on the top turnbuckle and falls backwards into a leaping Eco for a jumping neckbreaker. He covers for two.
Russ: Momentum is shifting to Eco here. Is Jack Bullet out of gas or just lying in wait for the right moment?
Eco pulls Jack up by the head for a suplex. Bullet blocks and tries to reverse. Eco blocks and tries for it again. Bullet blocks. Eco twists out of the hold while whipping Jack into the ropes. He catches Jack coming off around the waist and rides his momentum over for a belly to belly suplex. He covers for two.
Eco pulls Bullet up and into a dragon sleeper. The crowd pops for the Endgame to come. However, Bullet reaches up with his free hand and starts slapping Eco around the face. This makes Eco loosen his grip on the arm. Bullet manages to turn into Eco with his head under his armpit and his arms around his waist. He picks up and launches him over with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Eco is up quick, but walks into a forearm by Bullet. He grabs the stunned Eco for a slingshot suplex. Bullet floats over, but not into a cover, rather the Talon.
Russ: Bullet has Eco pinned to the mat with that submission hold. He calls it the Talon, but it’s a face claw with deep roots in traditional professional wrestling.
Eco lays flat on the mat for a series of two counts, but lifts his shoulder up each time before Barros can get to three. He also refuses to submit. Bullet finally pulls Eco to his feet with the Talon intact. Bullet lets go and Eco falls forward. Bullet catches him as he falls. Eco’s head goes between Jack’s legs. He flips Eco up and then falls down to drive his head into the mat.
Razz: Speaking of old school, it doesn’t get much old school than that. A honest to god piledriver.
Bullet hooks the leg and gets the one…two…three… ME: Your winner at 17:47, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.
Bullet asks Elvenbee for the microphone as Eco rolls to the floor and is helped to the back by Barros.
JB: I know I’ve been AWOL for about a month now and who you saw in this ring tonight was maybe not exactly who you thought you would see and maybe I didn’t come back the way you thought I would. You the fans have a lot of questions and you deserve answers. Eco deserves some answers, Kylie deserves some answers and most of all, Josie, sweetheart, I know you’re watching, you deserve some answers.
The fans pop at the mention of Josie and Bullet pauses a moment, still breathing hard from the match.
JB: Heading into Midsummer Night’s Scream, I didn’t know who I was and who I wanted to be. I was a 45-year-old man more lost than some kid fresh out of high school. And I figured out the reason why. It was because for the first time in a long time, I had someone to care about. I had a family in Kylie and Josie. Until you’ve had a family and lost it, you don’t know how much that can ground a man. How much family makes a man a man. The fact that I went through a messy divorce and barely get to see my two children is something pretty well known to you fans and I have Eco to thank for that.
Bullet clips the end of his sentence off with a harsh bite. The crowd boos a little.
JB: Now, I don’t bear any ill will toward Eco anymore for revealing my past, not much anyway. And let’s make one thing clear, me in this ring tonight does not mean I’m siding with Moosehead Jack and the Saints. Jack opened the door for me to come back to the OOWF and all he asked was that I beat the crap out of Eco, something I’ve shown to be pretty good at, as I walked through that open door.
Bullet pauses again and runs his hand down his face. It looks like he’s wiping sweat, but he’s also considering what to say next.
JB: Let’s address the elephant in the room. I know what you’re all thinking “Jack Bullet, you attacked a fan at Midsummer Night’s Scream for having a Cane Josie sign.” Well, haven’t we all had to at one point fight for who we loved. And hasn’t that sometimes meant burning down everything around us. Hasn’t that meant letting everything go, even the love we were fighting for. Josie, sweetheart…
Tears comes to Jack Bullet’s eyes as he looks directly into the camera.
JB: Uncle Jack has to go away. How long, I don’t know. I hope not forever, but just long enough for you to be safe and for me to find myself again. When I come through that door again, Josie, Uncle Jack will have candy and ice cream and…
Bullet pauses slightly and his voice rises into a scream.
JB: AND THE OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AROUND MY WAIST!!!
The crowd pops huge for that.
JB: I don’t care if the champion is Moosehead Jack, Mac Flasher, Eco, Firewoman or any damned Saint. Right here, right now, I’m challenging for the world title at Hell on Earth. And I’ll walk through hell to get there. Danny Taylor, you want to book a number one contenders tournament. I’ll win it. You want to book a 100 man battle royal. I’ll toss 99 losers out on their ass. You want to book a number one contenders triple threat, four-way, five-way, six-way; no hold’s barred, pinfalls count anywhere, up on a scaffold, on the roof of the building; on the surface of the damn moon. Do it. I’ll win it. I’ll win whatever it takes, because a man of action is what Jack Bullet is and the next World Champion is what I’ll become. And that’s not a talking point, that’s an action point.
Bullet spikes the microphone down. The fans roar and we fade.
GHOSTHEAD vs. SHIZURU – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match
Ghost storms to the ring and paces like a caged animal. He does have a noticeable limp from his brawl with Shannon and Shizuru earlier. Shizuru’s music hits and he and Shannon slowly make their way to the ring. Shannon holds the ropes for Shizuru and he steps between the ropes, then she takes the belt from around Shizuru’s waist and holds it up right in Ghost’s face. The referee calls for the handshake and Shizuru smirks pats Shannon on the behind, then extends that hand to Ghost. Ghost explodes.
The referee calls for the bell, and Ghost is absolutely brutalizing Shizuru. Ghost runs through all of his warnings in about thirty seconds, then Shizuru finally escapes to the outside to regroup with Shannon. They don’t get much strategy discussed as Ghost reaches out of the ring and pulls Shizuru into the ring and continues to pound him mercilessly. Ghost tries to break Shizuru in half with a series of backbreakers, then hits a series of snap suplexes on the apron before throwing Shizuru back into the ring. Ghost covers, but Shizuru somehow kicks out at two.
Ghost waits for Shizuru to get to his feet, then heads toward the ropes for a kick to the jaw, but Shannon low bridges him, Ghost falls out of the ring and lands hard on the floor. Shizuru immediately distracts the referee and Shannon wraps a cord around Ghost’s throat and chokes him out. Shannon has a look of pure sadistic glee on her face as she feels her husband go limp and fall to the floor. She hefts him up and rolls him under the bottom rope, Shizuru quickly pushes the referee aside and covers Ghost expecting an easy win, but somehow Ghost powers out at two, and the crowd goes nuts!
Ghost DESTROYS Shizuru, beating him from pillar to post and leaving him a bloody mess. Ghost lays Shizuru out in the middle of the ring and heads to the corner and goes for the LAST NAIL, but Shannon grabs his foot. Ghost breaks free and hops off the top rope and pulls Shannon onto the apron and glares at her in disbelief. From behind Shizuru slams into Ghost, he and Shannon slam heads and Shizuru rolls Ghost up, grabs a handful of tights and gets the one…..two…..NOT LIKE THIS! THREE! WINNER in 13:22 – Shizuru
Shizuru immediately bails out of the ring and Shannon, holding her head, helps Shizuru up and they beat a hasty retreat up the ramp. Inside the ring, Ghost gets to his feet and limps around the ring for a moment, then demands a mic
Shannon, you have made your intentions perfectly clear. You have forsaken me. I demand one thing before I wash my hands of you both. Since I clearly cannot get a fair match against Shizuru alone, at Hell on Earth 14, I want an match against both of you, handicap match, for the Onslaught championship. Men in the back, do not test me on this, I guarantee you, it is in your best interest to do as I wish.
Ghost slams down the mic and stalks to the back
THE DARLINGS vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Steel Cage Match
"Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons leads Alex and Alexis Darling down to the ring. They warm up as "Laser Cannon Deth Sentence" leads the OOWF World Tag Team Champions down to the ring to a chorus of boos. Matt and Stan enter the cage and hand their Championships to the referee. Matt and Alex don't take their eyes off one another as Mike Elevenbee starts the official introductions.
ME: This match is one fall to the finish, no time limit and it is for the OOWF World Tag Team Championships! Introducing first in the corner to my right the challengers. From West Palm Beach Florida, standing 5'7 and weighing 128 pounds Alexis Darling. And her tag team partner also from West Palm Beach Florida, standing 6'3 and weighing 220 pounds Alexander Darling. And now in the corner to my left, representing the Saints of Sinners, the reigning and defending OOWF World Tag Team Champions. From Iron Mountain Minnesota, standing 5'11 and weigning 461 pounds Stan Fulton. And his tag team partner from Green Bay Wisconsin, 6'5 and weighing 225 pounds Matt Folz.
The bell rings as Matt and Alex get nose to nose and start talking trash. No finesse here as Matt fires a right hand and Alex responds in kind and the two long time rivals start to brawl around the ring. As their partners are preoccupied, Stan shoots Alexis off the ropes. But Alexis ducks a lariat and looks to steal this one early with a crucifix that gets two. Alexis is quicker back to her feet and nearly takes Stan's head off with a spin kick. Alex gets the advantage and beats Matt down in the corner then goes to help his sister. The Darlings nail Stan with a Double Brainbuster and a Double DDT. Alex covers for 2. Matt gets back to his feet but is taken down by a double superkick from the Darlings. For the next few minutes Alex and Alexis continue to press their advantage and double team Stan. Alexis heads up to the top rope and the Darlings hit a Rocket Launcher. The referee counts 1...2...broken up by a returning Matt. Alex grabs Matt but Matt reverses and hits a a release German Suplex that sends Alex flying across the ring. Matt runs across the ring and nails Alexis with a big boot and then helps his partner up.
Stan with a huge belly to belly suplex on Alexis. Meanwhile Matt picks up Alex and sends him face first into the cage not once, not twice but Thrice triggering a huge cut on Alex's forehead. Matt calls out instructions to Stan, who whips Alexis off the ropes. Matt takes her down with a drop toe hold and Stan simultaneously in great timing drops an elbow on the back of her head. Matt picks up a bloody Alex and slaps him across the face as Stan goes to the second turnbuckle and nails the Crusher on Alexis. The referee begins to count, Alex thumbs Matt in the eye and dives over to break up the count JUST before 3. Alex stomps on Stan but Matt comes up from behind and nails him with an Angle Slam. 1...2...Alex gets his shoulder up. Matt glares at the referee then motions to Stan. Stan goes over and removes the turnbuckle pad. Matt whips Alex towards the exposed steel but Alex reverses and Matt hits hard, opening up a gushing cut of his own. Alexis nails Stan with a low blow and uses the ropes to pull herself up. Alex with a swinging neckbreaker on Stan. Alex and Alexis hit the Darling Bombshell on Matt. Alex covers with Stan still down, 1...2...now it's Matt's turn to just roll his shoulder and Alex's turn to glare at the referee. Stan with a belly to back suplex on Alexis and then a lariat to Alex.
Matt wipes the blood out of his eyes and then rolls out to grab a chair from under the ring. He rolls into the ring and nails Alexis with it and then motions Stan to hold Alex. Matt takes a home run swing and Alex ducks causing Matt to drive the chair full force into his partner's face. We get a close up of Matt's "OH FUCK!" Look before he regroups and takes another swing at Alex, but Alex kicks the chair back into Matt's face. Alex covers a now heavily bleeding Stan. 1...2...2.99999999. Alex slams the mat in frustration before slowly heading to the top rope. Matt pulls himself up and dives into the ropes crotching Alex on the turnbuckle. Matt slams Alex off the top and then drags him to the center of the ring and applies the Folzmission. Alex tries his best to try and get out of it, but Matt applies the body scissors and Alex has nowhere to go. Alexis tries to come over to help but is cut off by Stan. Alex has no choice but to tap. WINNERS (Submission, 34:21) and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions Matt Folz and Stan Fulton
The referee hands the Saints their titles and they hold them high in the air as the crowd tries to boo them out of the building. Matt and Stan step over Alex and Alexis as they leave the ring and head to the back
KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Kylie comes out and plays to the fans, pointing at all the JOSIE! Signs. Kylie seems completely focused on the match and waits anxiously for Zed to come out. When Zed is announced, he comes out and appears to be in a rather foul mood. He leaves BRICK~! behind and hits the ring and immediately goes after Kylie.
Kylie ducks Zed’s clothesline and catches him with a boot to the gut and a smash to the knee. Zed staggers into the corner holding his face and Kylie monkey flips him out of the corner, Zed lands on his feet and hits the ropes, but Kylie is waiting for him and she pops him with a superkick to the jaw as he rebounds. Zed tries to slide under the bottom rope, but Kylie grabs his ankles and drags him back into the ring and turns it into a giant swing! The crowd counts as Kylie spins Zed, she finally releases him, Zed spins into the corner and slams ribs first into the ring post, then falls to the floor. Kylie starts to leave the ring, but Stank has made his way out at the behest of BRICK~! Stank stands over Zed and Kylie decides to stay in the ring.
Zed gets to his feet and huddles briefly with Stank, then slides into the ring and locks up with Kylie. Zed grabs an arm wringer and takes Kylie to the mat, but Kylie kips back to her feet, then springs to the ropes and takes Zed to the mat with a hurracarana. Zed pops up and Kylie takes him to the mat with an arm bar, but Zed slithers free and slides under the bottom rope and storms around ringside. BRICK~!, Zed and Stank all huddle, while they are doing that we see BRICK~! slip something to Zed. Zed slides back into the ring, and he and Kylie are about to lock up again when Bridget makes her way to the ring. I guess everyone is a manager tonight. Bridget jumps on the apron and calls the referee over to check on Zed. Zed protests loudly and ditches the knucks to BRICK~! as soon as he does, Kylie slips behind him, and hits the Florida Key, Kylie bridges hard, one…….two……..THREE! Zed kicks out a moment too late! WINNER in 12:27 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Kylie Mignolio
Kylie drops to her knees with the title and Bridget slides in and tackles her to the mat with a hug. The crowd absolutely blows the roof off the building. On the outside Zed is beside himself with rage that Kylie ended his reign. He storms to the back followed by BRICK~! and Stank. Inside the ring, Kylie slowly gets to her feet and holds the title high in the air and the cheers get even louder. She bows to the crowd as Banned From Everywhere, Ecosystem and Fire hit the ring and hoist Kylie onto their shoulders. They celebrate for a moment, then all of them head to the back to, presumably, continue the celebration.
MAC FLASHER vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – OOWF World Heavyweight Championship Insanity Match
With the explosive-laden cage structure around the ring, OOWF being crew members work to suspend the weaponry from the ceiling of the structure. That means that Mac Flasher’s selections of a kendo stick, a DeMarini CF Zen (-3) BBCOR Zero Dark baseball bat, a steel chair and a rope tied into a noose, as Mac apparently failed to think of a fifth weapon. Moosehead Jack’s assortment of plunder sees Happy Deth Bat IV, a chain, a staple gun, a board with barbed wire stapled to it and his trusty scalpel. “I Get Wet (8-bit remix) plays out Mac, who pauses at the top of the ramp and looks back only for Bridget O’Malley to emerge at the very last second. While things are still very tense between the two, Bridget pulls Mac close and hands him a set of brass knuckles. Bridget hugs Mac and sends him on his way before returning to the back. Mac walks to the ring, stopping to admire the handiwork of his vision – albeit with a slight bit of trepidation – as “Scarecrow” starts up, with some accompanying noise as Moose drags a bloodied Bridget out with him. Just as Mac turns around, Moose – with a handful of her hair – throws Bridget off the ramp.
Mac charges as ring crew and officials hold the two apart. Moose cackles and lights a cigar as Mac’s focus is no longer on the ring, but a barely moving Bridget beside the ramp. Mac is pushed toward the ring as Moose confidently strides a few paces behind. Both men are secured inside the structure as Mike Elevenbee, from the outside, rolls through the introductions. Mac, still looking back as Medical tends to Bridget misses his introduction and Moose, not waiting for his name to be called, jumps Mac from behind. Running his face across the fencing, opening a cut almost immediately.
Razz: “This is what Mac wanted. This cage. Moose. Weapons. It’ll be what Mac never anticipated about this night that will lead to an embarrassingly quick night … And nothing. Mac will walk away with nothing.” Russ: “It’s been a minute. There’s still a lot of weaponry that needs to be involved. Remember, it’s only when you use your full assortment of weapons to earn pinfalls or submissions that this turns into last-man-standing rules. Both men will suffer a great deal before this one is over.” Razz: “And if we don’t have a winner before 30 minutes expires … Boom.” Russ: “That’s right, charges around the ring will detonate. Just to up the ante.” Razz: “If that happens. Careers change permanently.”
As Mac tries to gain separation, Moose jumps up and pulls down the chain. With Mac stumbling and turning around, he walks right into a chain-aided punch, knocking him silly. With OOWF Official Davis Hightower on the outside – as demanded by “Dynamite” Danny Taylor – Moose makes a cover and gets 2. Moose is undeterred, taking the chain and wrapping it around Mac’s throat and using it as extra leverage as he toss Mac into the side of the cage three times before pulling him by the chain to the middle of the ring. Mac tries to crawl away, but Moose simply grips the chain tighter as Mac’s struggles work against his need to breathe. Eventually Moose gets tired of the cat-and-mouse game and goes in for the cover, securing the first fall with help from the chain as Mac only starts to get his air back.
Moose continues to boot down Mac, who is still a bit blue-faced from the chain assault. Moose stands Mac up before reaching for his flask and taking a generous swig of “Trust Me.” Moose sprays Mac’s face with it, creating a burning sensation on his bloodied face, but also serving to awaken Mac’s rage. Mac pummels Moose with fists and a few knees, working him into a corner. After a series of elbows to the forehead and a kick to the stomach slump Moose in the corner, Mac reaches for the noose and snags it with little trouble. As Mac turns around to employ the rope, Moose greets him with a boot to the groin. As Mac lay on the mat, Moose scales the ropes and secures the barbed-wire board. With Moose placing the board on the mat, he grabs Mac by the hair and DDTs him on the barbed wire board, getting it stuck on his forehead. Moose rolls Mac over and gets 3.
Russ: “I think these good people in Fredricton are starting to realize that Mac Flasher, a working-class hero, might be a bit out of his league with this type of match.” Razz: “Mac wanted this all summer. He alienated friends. He alienated Bridget, going so far as to injure her just to hurt Moose. He lost the OOWF World Championship to that same man. And for what? To settle scores that have nothing to do with OOWF. To eradicate pain that only he can feel?”
Moose wipes blood from his hands on Mac’s shirt while smiling and looking to the ceiling of the cage to consider his next weapon. With his eyes on Happy Deth Bat IV, Moose gets wrapped in Mac’s rope with Mac tightening the noose. With Moose’s eyes popping, Mac delivers a series of left hooks while gripping the rope with his right hand. A bolo punch sends Moose over the top rope where Mac stands with the rope and pulls with his might as Moose tries to get his feet on the ground or apron. With Mac vocally expressing his rage at Moose, the champ taps on the rope in front of Hightower to concede his first fall. Hightower, albeit powerless to enforce the count, counts off 5 as Mac lets go of the rope at 4, dropping him to the outside. Mac reaches up and pulls down the steel chair, setting up for a baseball slide with the chair at the end of it for Moose, who crumples to the floor. Mac takes the chance to return an earlier favor and run Moose’s forehead across the fencing, drawing blood with Mac even smearing some of Moose’s on his cheek as war paint. Mac returns to the discarded chair and waffles Moose with it, denting the seat area and putting Moose on spaghetti legs. Mac grips Moose and sends him into the cage with an exploder suplex before following with a chair-based beatdown that almost renders Moose unconscious. With Mac rolling Moose into the ring, Moose is able to get to his knees before Mac rolls in with the chair in hand. Moose, electing not to get vertical, eggs Mac on to give him his best shot. Even going so far as to put his hands behind his back. As a smattering of applause goes up for Bridget as she’s stretchered out of the arena, Mac glances at the ramp before sending a Ruthian blast to Moose’s skull. The pin is academic.
Russ: “And just like that, Mac Flasher has rallied to cut that deficit to nothing. These two men, already in 14 minutes have inflicted years’ worth of punishment to each other. This is not about titles. This is about two men …” Razz: “This is about Mac. Moose is just a willing participant. Moose got what he wanted out of the deal last week. Mac will only earn vindication by getting Moose to stay down for a 10 count if have use his other three weapons.”
With Moose shaking the cobwebs, Mac puts the brass knuckles on his right hand and waits for the champion to turn around. Moose spins around and ducks a punch, sending Mac lumbering into the ropes before Moose counters with a jumping knee to the jaw. With Mac face down, Moose tries to take Mac’s brass knuckles with Mac balling his hand in a fist to prevent the theft. Moose stands up and stomps Mac’s neck, stunning him just long enough to allow Moose to take the knuckles and place them on his own right hand. Instead of the knockout blow, Moose opts to work Mac’s ribcage with the knucks, with a sickening crunch draining Mac of his spirit to resist the assault. Moose discards the knuckles and climbs the cage to get the staple gun. With Mac crawling toward the knuckles, Moose spins him on his back and drills him in the face with the staple gun, before stapling Mac’s shirt to the canvas. While shouting “TOO EASY!”, Moose pins Mac with a boot on his chest stomping the affected area from the brass knuckle attack as Mac tries to rip free from the stapled assistance. Moose smiles and watches Mac struggle to free himself, coughing each time he twists his torso. Finally, Mac tears his shirt away, to show bruising already developing on his back as Moose gets a frenzied look in his eye, rushing toward Mac and running his back into the turnbuckles. Moose peppers Mac with a few solid rights to the bruised area before throwing him to the mat. Moose crawls under the ring and grabs a table, bringing it into the ring and setting up in the dead center. With Mac trying to get to his feet, Moose slugs him down and places him on the table before climbing the fencing to procure Happy Deth Bat IV. Not happy with his previous idea, Moose climbs across the ceiling until he’s directly over Mac. With Happy Deth Bat in hand, Moose drops down and sends the barrel of Happy Deth Bat IV across Mac’s throat with the added impact of the table breaking just under Mac’s bruised – maybe broken – ribs. The drop takes enough out of Moose that he slumps over Mac as Hightower counts the pin from the outside.
Moose rolls off as Mac, with the brass knuckles secretly in hand, decks Moose with a right cross to the jaw. Hightower could have counted to 50, but only chooses to count 3 with both men bleeding and broken on the canvas.
Russ: “Mac Flasher is keeping pace, but how long until the attrition of Moose’s inflicted damage takes too much of a toll?” Razz: “Partner! The fact that Mac even got that last pin was a surprise to me. Moose has taken too much out of Mac and only needs to use the scalpel too get a decision before enacting last-man standing rules for him. Mac’s got two to go and if his ribs are any way damaged, stretching and climbing to reach them will be excruciating.”
With both men laying on the mat, breathing with labor, Elevenbee announces that only 5 minutes remain until the charges are set to go off. Moose gets to his feet first and eyes the scalpel. He climbs the ropes and takes a swipe at it before Mac grabs Moose by the legs and secures him in an electric-chair drop onto the various plunder already in the ring. Mac, as Razz predicted, has extreme trouble just reaching for his weapons, wincing in pain each time he extends his arm. Just as Mac’s adrenaline allows him to surge up to grab his baseball bat, Moose drills Mac’s ribs with the steel chair. Mac’s fall – onto his back – doesn’t help the matter any. Mac rolls around on the mat with Moose reaching for the scalpel, only to not quite be able to reach it before Mac guts Moose with Happy Deth Bat IV. Mac rakes the barbed wire across Moose’s already bloodied forehead and leaves the bat on his face as he tries to climb again for his baseball bat. Mac grabs it and drops to the canvas, delivering two caveman-style swings to the gut and a golf swing to the jaw. Mac falls on top for 3, but is in a great amount of pain in the process.
Razz: “Every motion … Every time he breathes. Moose wins more. It’s only a matter of time, Russ. Mac is proving a lot, but …” Russ: But what? I haven’t heard a bell. I haven’t seen Moose use the scalpel yet. It’s still anyone’s match, as far as I’m concerned.”
With Elevenbee making the the 30-second announcement, the arena fills with a buzz. Moose and Mac just start to get to their feet as the countdown starts from 10. With the two just starting to exchange labored blows …
… BOOM! Flashes of light and dust fill the arena. When the dust settles, Mac’s bat and Moose’s scalpel are on the mat, with the ceiling not surviving the blast, falling on both men. Moose tries to get to his feet first, but his ankle is met with Mac’s bat. Moose immediately crawls away, as Mac staggers upright and drives the barrel on the affected ankle again and again. Mac – rocking about a .75 Muta at this point – hammers away at Moose with fists, boots, bat … Whatever he can find. With Mac about to make his way toward a pinning attempt on Moose, a jab with intent finds Mac’s thigh. Mac screams as the inside of his right jeans leg turns red in a hurry. Mac sits on the mat as Moose charges with a knee to knock Mac’s head backward and slam it onto the mat. Mac’s eyes roll to the back of his head as Moose drapes an arm over Mac. Hightower makes the count, activating the last-man standing rule for Moose. Hightower immediately starts the count as Mac’s eyes don’t open until 5. As Mac scrambles to his feet, his right leg gives way until Mac removes the scalpel on his own and makes it to the ropes where he props himself up at 8. Moose protests the stoppage of the count, but Hightower is having none of it. Mac is able to secure his bat and drill Moose with a line-drive swing to the gut before sending another shot to the ankle, just to put him down. Moose writhes in pain as Mac works Moose’s knee before locking Moose in an STF with the bat wedging the knee. Moose, who repeatedly tells Mac where he can stuff his submission attempt, tries to crawl to the ropes, but cannot move because of the pain with the bat-aided STF in his leg. With Moose starting to fade, the instinct to claw at Mac’s eyes gains him temporary respite as Mac releases the crossface, but is still tangled with Moose’s legs. As Mac tries to roll away, Moose rolls over and hammers Mac with a panel from the cage’s ceiling. This is enough to get Moose untangled and up first as Mac beats the count at 6, but is not able to do much more than stand as Moose charges with Mac’s bat and gets the sweet spot across his throat.
Mac immediately drops and gasps for air, as Hightower administers the count. Mac, albeit with a severe difficulty to breathe, is up at 6, but is promptly locked in a Ji-Endo. As Moose pulls back, Mac fades fast. With both arms going limp in a matter of seconds. Moose hangs on just a bit longer before dropping his purple-faced challenger on the mat. Hightower gets the count to 8 when a loud cheer comes from the crowd. Mac is still down, but Bridget, heavily bandaged, limps toward ringside. Hightower is at 9 when Mac sits up and gets to a standing base, beating the count. While Mac is not sure of what planet he’s on, he spots Bridget and stares at her. Bridget nods that she’s OKish and warns Mac of a sneak attack just in time as Moose whiffs on a running knee strike. As Moose untangles himself from the ropes, Mac charges with the bat and connects on the temple. Moose falls in a heap and Mac follows on top. Hightower gets to 3 and Mac has also activated last man standing, getting the count to 7 before Moose is up. The two stand in the ring, face to face with weapons strewn about as fans start to chant there support for Mac, Moose and the match in general.
Mac sends a right to Moose’s jaw, and Moose the same to Mac. This goes on for a bit before Moose stops the rhythm of the fight with a rake to the eyes and an uppercut. Mac falls to a knee, but ducks a big boot try. Moose trips over discarded plunder and right in front of Bridget. As Moose locks eyes on Bridget, she proceeds to spray his eyes with an unknown aerosol, blinding and agonizing Moose all in one swoop. Mac, unaware of the spray, grabs Moose by the head and hoists him in a Flash Drive, dropping his head on top of the barbed-wire board. Mac then retreats to his corner, as Hightower starts the count.
Moose pulls his head up but nothing more.
Moose tries with everything to stand, but cannot, falling face-first into the chair.
Your winner (last man standing, 41:09) and NEW OOWF WORLD CHAMPION, MAC FLASHER!
Mac falls in a heap as Hightower enters the ring with the title in hand. He hands it to Mac as Moose starts to sit up in the corner. The crowd roars for Mac, but not with the intensity they once had. Mac stares at the title and remains on his knees, then slowly gets to his feet and stands and turns toward the ramp expecting, something? Mac stands there…………..no one comes. Mac turns and looks back at Moose in the corner, and he is laughing like a bloodied madman as we fade to black.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Hell on Earth 14, September 29, LIVE! from Asheville, North Carolina! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem, Live! September 5th live! from Trenton, New Jersey!
MidWeek Mayhem (#875) Live! From Halifax, Nova Scotia August 22, 2018
SYB vs. JUSTIN SANE
SYB is out first and snarls at everything that moves. He flips off babies, spits on seeing eye dogs and gives the one fingered salute to the Make a Wish kids at ring side. That probably won’t sit well with some. SYB gets into the ring and grabs a mic because he is already not quite unpleasant enough:
I’ll bet you think I am a real jerk <angry agreement, but respectful, it’s Canada> Yeah? Well YOUR FACE IS A JERK! <the crowd isn’t sure whether to boo or laugh or what, so they all just respectfully agree with him> Tonight I am going to do what no Canadian sports team can do, WIN! <polite corrections from the crowd that, while it is true they have not had much championship success lately, they are still proud that their boys are out there tryin!> What is with you people? Ok, FINE……………KING OF DONAIR’S SUCKS!
The crowd boos the ever loving shit out of SYB and starts to litter the ring with trash and anything not nailed down. The referee begins to panic a bit, and Justin Sane is quickly announced. The debris keeps coming, and SYB cowers in the corner under a mountain of garbage. As soon as Justin steps into the ring, the lights go off and we hear DOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKK then a ships bell go off, the start of Bryan Adams’ “Summer of 69” plays, a clip of Paul Henderson scoring, and finally Alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllrighty then.
The lights come back on, the ring is completely clean, as is ringside, and SYB is lying unconscious in the middle of the ring. Justin is just standing there, looking rather confused. He hits the covers SYB, the referee makes the count, and the crowd goes wild! WINNER in 1:04 – Justin Sane
Justin gets back to his feet, shrugs his shoulders and leaves the ring while SYB remains motionless. He milks it for all he’s worth as the referee tries to get him to his feet. Finally security comes to the ring, hefts him up carries him to the back. Canadians being Canadians, they give him a polite applause as he is carried to the back.
SAINTS OF SINNERS, MAI MUYO, ZED, SHIZURU & SHANNON MANN vs. THE DARLINGS, BRIDGET O’MALLEY, KYLIE MIGNOLIO, GHOSTHEAD, ECOSYSTEM & FIREWOMAN
Bridget, Kylie, Ghost and Fire are out first, they wait at the top of the ramp as the Darlings are announced. As they come out, they walk to the ring together, Fire and Alex exchange a look as they walk down the ramp. They hop onto the apron and do the old Phoenix Rising entrance while Alexis smirks. The Saints, Mai, Zed and Shizuru are announced and make their way to the ring. We have extra security ready and extra referees outside the ring, but maintaining control of this one is going to be difficult.
Alex steps into the ring and Matt Folz starts to step in, but Stank stops him and slowly steps between the ropes. Alex smirks at Stank and the two move to lock up, but Stank connects with a right cross to Alex’s jaw that drops him to one knee. Alex immediately gets up and drills Stank, and the fight is ON! Alex and Stank hammer one another with punches, Stank gets the better of the exchange and backs Alex into the corner and starts landing some clubbing blows to the head. Alex gets his arms up to absorb some of the shots, but Stank finally lands a shot that really rocks Alex. Stank grabs him and goes to whip Alex to the opposite corner, but instead turns it into a short arm clothesline that nearly takes Alex’s head off.
Stank drags Alex to the Saints corner and tags in Folz, Folz comes in and spends the next few minutes tying Alex into knots. He and Stan make some quick tags and work Alex over, but neither try for the pin. Folz pulls Alex off the mat and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon, Alex drops an elbow across the back of Folz’s head, then grabs Folz and sends him to the ropes and hits a hurracanrana! Folz flies across the ring, and the space between them allows Alex to make the tag to Ghost.
Ghost comes in and catches Folz with a big boot to the side of the head, then throws him into the Saints corner so that he slams into Shizuru. The referee counts it as a tag and Ghost lunges at Shizuru, but he drops off the apron. Ghost leaves the ring and chases Shizuru, Shiz out runs him and slides into the ring. Ghost follows him and Shiz runs right to his corner and makes the tag to Zed.
The crowd boos Shizuru’s cowardice, and the fact that, on the apron, Shannon is comforting him. That is enough distraction to allow Zed to nail Ghost from behind. Zed tries to whip Ghost to the ropes, but he reverses it and backdrops Zed into the rafters on the rebound. As Zed gets to his feet, Ghost hits an uppercut that rocks Zed’s head back on his shoulders. Ghost throws Zed out of the ring and PUNISHES him on the outside, the entire time glaring at a smirking Shizuru and a fawning Shannon. Ghost rolls Zed into the ring and covers him after killing Zed with a LAST NAIL through the Fijian announce table! Ghost covers, but Shannon runs in and breaks it up at two with a kick to the back of Ghost’s head. Shannon smirks and heads back to her corner, while Eco reaches out and tags Ghost. Ghost, still annoyed, leaves the ring, while Eco darts in and covers Zed again, but this time Zed kicks out at two.
Eco pulls Zed to his feet and lifts him onto his shoulders, hits a forward roll to the corner, then scales the ropes and knee drops to Zed’s sternum and covers him again, but from the outside BRICK~! reaches in and puts Zed’s leg on the bottom rope just before the two count. Eco, immediately leaves the ring and confronts BRICK~! BRICK~! begs off, and Eco keeps yelling I MADE YOU! I MADE YOU! One of the referee’s from the outside immediately throws BRICK~! out of the match and sends him to the back. BRICK~! is apoplectic with rage! As he rants and raves, he slips something into the ring for Zed, who is just getting onto his knees. Eco slides into the ring just as Zed picks it up off the mat and kicks his hand, Zed’s hand slams back into his own forehead, and QUARTERS explode from his hand! Zed may have just used a foreign object on himself! Zed falls backward into his corner and Mai tags herself into the ring. The Saints pull a barely conscious Zed out of the ring and prop him up in a chair at ringside until he recovers.
Inside the ring Mai and Eco go nose to nose. The two begin to argue and go forehead to forehead. We can’t hear everything that is said, but we hear Mai say “I DO know what I’m doing!” Then Mai steps back and spreads her arms wide and says “trust me” Eco is momentarily stunned which is enough time for Mai to land a kick to the side of his head. Mai then sends Eco to the ropes and connects with a kick to his ribs, before lifting him for a suplex, then dropping him back and ribs first across her knees. Mai keeps Eco on the mat and works over his back and knees, she makes several tags to Shizuru and they work Eco over more. Mai has Eco in a surfboard and Shiz comes in and KILLS him with a drop kick to the face. At one point Shiz hits a standing moonsault on Eco and covers, but Fire races into the ring, grabs Shiz and PLANTS him with a short DDT. The referee tries to keep Mai out of the ring, which allows Fire and Eco to hit a double DDT on Shizuru. Fire mounts Shiz and hammers him with straight punches to the face, the referee finally turns around to get Fire out of the ring, but as she is going, Mai comes in and pulls Eco to his and kills him with a SPINEBUSTER! The referee turns around and sees Mai interference and tries to get her out of the ring. While THAT is happening, Shiz gets to his feet, and Ghost runs in and OBLITERATES him with a kick to the side of the face! Shiz is DEAD! Eco is DEAD! The referee turns around and now sees GHOST in the ring. He gets him out of the ring then FINALLY starts the ten count on Shiz and Eco!
Both men beat the count and make tags to their respective corners. Shiz tags in Stan Fulton and Eco tags in Bridget. The two come into the ring and trade shots. Stan whips Bridget to the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Bridget ducks the clothesline and slides under the bottom rope outside the ring. She races around the ring and NAILS Zed, who is still sitting in the chair recovering, with a SICK KICK to the face! Zed is destroyed, Bridget gloats for moment, then slides into the ring, and gets a DROPLINE across the small of her back for her effort.
Fulton hammers Bridget’s lower back, dropping elbows and legs across her lower back, then pulling her up and hitting power moves like judo slams and punishing turnbuckle shots. Fulton pull Bridget up to the top rope and sets her up for a top rope muscle buster, but Kylie races in and makes the save. As the referee makes the count, she saves Bridget and the two of them hit a SUPERPLEX on Fulton! The crowd pops HUGE for this, Bridget covers Fulton as the referee tries to get Kylie out of the ring, but Folz comes in, lifts Bridget and hits an ANGLE SLAM! Fulton makes the cover, but somehow Bridget kicks out at two. Fulton pulls Bridget to her feet and tags in Stank, Stank peppers her with punches, then slams her between the eyes with a headbutt. Bridget staggers backward, and is about to regain her senses and attack, when Fire reaches out and tags herself in, much to Bridget’s annoyance.
Fire comes in and she and Stank go nose to nose. Alexis is cheering Fire on, which draws an annoyed look from Alexis. Stank and Fire continue to argue. Stank catches Fire with a knee to the gut, then sends her to the corner, Fire scales the ropes and flips over a charging Stank. Fire lands on her feet and catches Stank in the corner and tries a monkeyflip, Stank hangs on and Fire hits the mat and rolls to her feet, Stank charges out and tries a clothesline, but Fire ducks the move, Stank hits the far ropes and Fire tries a hip toss, Stank blocks it and turns it into a back slide attempt, Fire rolls through that and goes for a DDT as Stank stands up, but Stank lifts her off her feet and throws her over the top rope to the floor.
Stank glares over the top rope at Fire, who is quickly getting to her feet, and tags in Matt Folz. Folz races down the apron and leaps at Fire and clotheslines her to the floor, then wears her out with stomps and kicks. Folz throws her back into the ring and sets her up for a MOOSEKILLER, but Fire slips free and rolls Folz up from behind for a two count. Fire hits the ropes, and Kylie tags herself in, Fire never notices. She rebounds and catches Folz with a knee to the jaw that rocks him. She grabs Folz’s arms and is going to go for a FIRESTOMP, but the referee waves it off. He explains that Kylie is legal. Fire is clearly annoyed and leaves the ring while Kylie comes in, grabs Folz by the legs and puts him in an Indian death lock trying for the submission. Folz makes it to the ropes forcing the break, and tags in Shizuru. Ghost reaches out and tags Kylie, who is on her feet waiting for Shiz. Kylie protests, but Ghost doesn’t care.
Shiz comes in, and all hell breaks loose because Ghost charges in, and this time no one is going to stop him from getting his hands on Shiz. They brawl, which finally brings everyone into the ring. The scene is absolute chaos with people fighting everywhere. Amid all the chaos Ghost has Shiz trapped in the PHANTASMAGORIA! Shiz is howling in pain, but there is no referee there to check. Shiz is quickly losing consciousness, the camera is tight on his face as he fades, and Ghost’s face which is a snarl, suddenly we hear a CRACK! And Ghost slumps to the mat. We see Shannon Mann standing there with a chair! She ditches the chair and pulls Shiz on top of Ghost, grabs the referee and throws him to the mat, one……two……..THREE! WINNERS in 1:08:11 – The Saints of Sinners, Shizuru, Zed, Shannon Mann & Mai Muyo
The brawl continues with SYB and Justin joining the fight. More security comes in, which suspiciously looks like masked former PHWF competitors and gets things broken up. The crowd, still not satisfied after over an hour of action, want more. Things are looking like it might erupt into a riot. Moose and Mac are now out as well, with Danny and Vic quickly out behind them trying to keep their main event intact. Finally, police come out as well and order is restored, but the ring is LITTERED with debris. Garbage and plunder, tables and everything else. While the previous participants are being escorted, unwillingly, to the back, Moose attacks Mac from behind and we get…….
MAC FLASHER vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK
The ring is full of plunder, you have two guys who plain don’t like one another, and you have a crowd that is HOT from an enormous pull apart brawl. Moose stand over Mac and listens to the crowd for a moment. He then grabs Mac and pins him to the mat with…….a hammerlock. Moose keeps the hold applied, and keeps grinding away on the mat. The crowd quickly realizes what is happening and boos the shit out of it.
Mac works his way to his feet and backs Moose into the corner. The referee calls for a clean break, but Mac is having none of it, he rears back and lands a couple of shots on Moose that rocks his head back. Mac sends Moose to the ropes, and destroys him with a clothesline. Mac grabs a broken piece of table and charges at Moose’s head, Moose ducks and runs Mac to the ropes, then rolls him up from behind and gets a two count, Mac kicks out and Moose immediately grabs him in a side headlock and brings him to the mat, once again, grinding away.
The crowd is not pleased with this. Moose is testing their patience. Moose grinds away while Mac once again fights to his feet. As Mac gains the advantage, Moose grabs a handful of hair and pulls Mac back into a headlock on the mat. Moose laughs at the booing crowd, as Mac fights back to his feet once again. Mac breaks free and hammers Moose with clotheslines and slams and suplexes. Moose is dazed, Mac storms around the ring, then finally spies a table on the outside. He pulls the table into the ring and sets it up, he turns around and Moose is back on his feet. He grabs Moose and lifts him for a suplex through the table, but Moose slips free, grabs Mac by the arm and takes him to the mat with an arm drag. Moose slaps on an arm bar and starts working over Mac’s arm.
This time Mac doesn’t even try to fight out of it, he grabs a garbage can lid and SLAMS it between Moose’s eyes. Moose falls to the mat, stunned. Bridget has made her way to the ring and is intently watching the match from ringside. Inside the ring, Mac hammers Moose with every amount of plunder there is, beating the champ from post to post. The crowd is absolutely eating it up. At one point Mac throws a bloody Moose over the top rope to the floor and Bridget grabs him by the hair and looks him in the eyes. Moose spits a mouthful of blood into Bridget’s face, which enrages both her and Mac. She nails Moose with a right, then throws him into the ring, where Mac decimates him with a piledriver. Mac and Bridget lay Moose onto the table, and the crowd ERUPTS. Bridget hands Mac a chair and Mac heads to the top rope. As Mac gets to the top and steadies himself, a barely conscious Moose grabs Bridget and pulls her on top of him. Mac sees this, then snarls and leaps and hits a CHAIR ASSISTED ELBOW that puts both Moose AND Bridget through the table! Mac pulls Bridget aside, rather roughly, and covers Moose……one………two…….THREE! WINNER in 20:18 – Mac Flasher
Mac grabs Moose and hammers him with a few more shots to the face, then notices that Bridget appears to be in agony, grabbing her ribs. Mac finally relents on Moose and, almost reluctantly, checks on Bridget. Moose rolls out of the ring, grabs his title and staggers up the ramp. He stops about half way and calls for a mic
<panting heavily> Mac………I knew you would do it. I knew you would show your true colors. You want your match at MidWeek Mayhem Maple Leaf Massacre 3? You got it. Just know this Mac, whether you win or lose next week…………<smirking> you’ve already lost.
Moose staggers up the ramp and disappears to the back. Mac glares at Moose, then glances over his shoulder where medics are checking on Bridget. Mac looks very frustrated and grabs his head, then turns and helps tend to Bridget as we fade.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Hell on Earth 14, September 29, LIVE! from Asheville, North Carolina! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem: Maple Leaf Massacre 3, Live! August 29th live! from Fredricton, New Brunswick!
MidWeek Mayhem (#874) Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island August 15, 2018
GHOSTHEAD & RCOSYSTEM vs. BEER MONEY
With a bit of rock, paper, scissors, it is decided that Skurge will start. Ghosthead is perfectly happy to allow Eco to take that role for the beginning of the match, and while Skurge may not be the best wrestler, Ecosystem somewhat surprises the crowd and also his partner by dominating Skurge, and without resorting too many dirty tricks to do it. They actually go back and forth for a good long while. Eco pushes Skurge to his corner and tags in Ghosthead. Ghosthead shakes off his surprise and quickly goes to work on Skurge. Skurge takes an advantage of bad positioning and drives Ghosthead back with an unseen Greco-Roman Eye Poke, and the diving to his corner to tag in SYB. He makes the tag but SYB does not want to be in the ring with Ghosthead. He pleads that he be spared, but Ghosthead (after recovering from the eye poke) walks over...more stalks, really... and pulls SYB into the ring over the top rope. SYE manages to do an okay shoulder roll, and comes up on one knee. He mugs for the crowd, a la Eddie Guerrero, and Ghosthead quickly gets him into the PHANTASMAGORIA~! Skurge tries to break up the pin, which brings Eco in, but it's not enough....one, two, three~! WINNERS in 12:02 – Ghosthead & Ecosystem
After the match, Beer Money remain in the ring in disbelief. They get to their feet and are about to leave the ring when Banned From Everywhere hit the ring and the fight is on! Bill grabs Skurge and hammers him with punches to the face. Justin grabs SYB and hits him with DOUG HATES TOAST! SYB is out! Bill gets the better of the exchange and dazes Skurge with bionic elbows before finishing him off with a BRUTAL short arm clothesline. Bill pounces on Skurge and traps him in the CUYLER CLUTCH! The referee tries to pull Bill off of Skurge but to no avail, Skurge howls in pain until finally Mai and Shizuru run out with weapons. BFE, Ghost and Eco decide to live to fight another day.
SHIZURU & MAI MUYO vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE
Shizuro and Mai are out first, and the crowd nearly boos them out of the building. Shizuru takes off his shades and looks at them with contempt, while Mai ignores everything and heads to the ring. As “Insane in the Brain” plays the crowd erupts. Justin and Bill come out without Drunkey or Drunkette and look a lot more serious. Bull starts off against Mai and we get a lot of back and forth. At one point Bill whips Mai into the corner and catches her with a clothesline, then absolutely brutalizes her with chops. Mai rakes the eyes and tags in to Shizuru.
Shizuru peppers Bill with kicks to the ribs and knees, then nearly knocks him cold with a spinning heel kick to the side of the head. Bill bails out of the ring and falls to the floor and doesn’t move. While Bill lies face down on the floor, Shizuru leaps over the top rope and drops a leg on the back of Bill’s head. Shizuru rolls Bill into the ring and covers, but Justin makes the save at two. Shizuru tags Mai back in and Shizuru traps Bill in a camel clutch, Mai comes in and repeatedly kicks Bill in the face. The referee quickly makes the five count, but the damage has been done. Mai pulls Bill to his feet and whips him to the ropes, Bill takes a few staggered steps and falls between the ropes to the floor, on his knees by the apron. Justin jumps in and goes after Mai as the referee tries to get Justin out of the ring, we see Bill slowly standing up, but he has a far away look in his eyes, and this time it’s not from PCPL – probably. As Bill stands, Beer Money runs to the ring, Skurge has a chair and he absolutely BRAINS Bill, slamming the chair right against the back of Bill’s head. Skurge pulls an unconscious Bill up and hefts him into the ring, then hides under the apron. Mai makes the cover, the referee turns around and sees the pin and makes the three count. While he is doing that, SYB grabs Justin and POWERBOMBS him off the apron to the floor!. WINNERS in 7:11 – Shizuru & Mai Muyo
As soon as the bell rings, Shizuru leaves the ring and helps SYB beat the snot out of Justin, while Mai and Skurge put the boots to an unconscious Bill. Ghosthead and Eco race to the ring, of course with weapons of their own. SYB and Shizuru both get kendo sticks upside the head. Shizuru also repeatedly gets caned across his back until he can escape. Inside the ring Eco has an old Paul Heyman style cell phone. He slams it upside Skurge’s head, then pulls Mai up and is about to hit her, he hesitated for a moment, then hits the ENDGAME on the floor. Eco gets to his feet and slides into the ring and stands with Ghost as Justin checks on Bill, then quickly waves to the back for medics. Bill is on one knee, but clearly out of it. Medics hit the ring as Shizuru helps Mai to her feet and helps her to the back while Shizuru helps Skurge. The medics check Bill’s eyes and we immediately hear something about concussion protocall. They help him to his feet and they head to the back to a standing ovation from the crowd.
MOOSEHEAD JACK & SHANNON MANN vs. MAC FLASHER & FIREWOMAN
Mac and Fire make their way to the ring. Mac just stares straight ahead, while you can see Fire is having to focus on making her way to the ring. She can see, but her eyes are still red. They climb into the ring and share a quick word, then Fire steps onto the apron. The OOWF world heavyweight champion Moosehead Jack and Shannon Mann make their way to the ring, Moose rolls into the ring and slumps in the corner glaring and Fire. Shannon climbs onto the apron. Moose gets to his feet and hands the title to the referee. The ref hands it to the Official OOWF Keeper of the Championship Belts at ringside, then calls for the bell.
Moose and Mac circle, Mac and the fans are pumped. Mac finally gets his hands on Jack. They are about to lock up, when Moose stops, flips Mac the bird, then tags in Shannon. The crowd boos the SHIT out of this. Mac looks at Jack with disgust, which allows Shannon to catch him with a dropkick to the jaw that sends him to his corner where Fire tags herself in. As Fire is coming into the ring, Mac says something to her and Fire gives him a death glare. Fire and Shannon meet in the middle of the ring and argue a bit, then lock up. Fire holds her own on the mat, countering most of Shannon’s moves, but Shannon catches Fire with several quick kicks, kind of a hit and move attack. Fire stumbles into her corner and Mac tags himself in, which does not make Fire all that happy, but she accepts it. Mac comes in and Shannon grabs him and sends him to the ropes, she telegraphs a clothesline, then as Mac ducks, Mai KILLS him with a knee to the face! Mac crumbles to the mat, dazed. As soon as he hits the mat, Moose calls for the tag, Shannon tags in Moose, and the crowd boos their heads off. Moose pounces on Mac and hammers him with punches to the face. He pulls a dazed Mac to his feet and hits him with a RANHEI then locks him in the JI-ENDO! Mac howls in pain, but Fire comes in and grabs Moose by the hair and pulls him off Mac! Fire and Moose glare at one another for a fraction of a second, then HOCKEY FIGHT! The two take turns hammering one another with punches to the face while holding one another by the throat. Typical Wednesday for the Quinn’s. Fire starts to get the better of it when Mac grabs Moose from behind and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Sending Moose into his corner. Moose lands hard on the back of his head, tags Shannon in, then falls to the his knees on the floor.
Shannon comes in and fights with Fire for a moment. Mac tries to help Fire, but Fire inadvertently nails him with an elbow to the throat. Mac staggers away holding his throat. Moose slides into the ring with a chair and drops it on the mat, kicks Mac in the gut, then PLANTS him with a DDT on the chair! Moose kicks the chair out of the ring just as the referee turns around. Moose stands over Mac and just shrugs, then steps onto the apron. Shannon covers Mac……..one……….two………THREE! Fire is just a breaks up the pin with a kick to Shannon’s ribs just a fraction of a second too late. Fire sees a smirking Moose on the apron and lunges at him, but Moose hops off the apron to the floor before she can do anything. Shannon and Moose make their way to the back while Fire and Mac fume in the ring. WINNERS in 27:18 – Moosehead Jack & Shannon Mann
STANK & ZED vs. THE DARLINGS
With Stank and Zed charging Alexander and Lexie Darling, OOWF official “Junior” Hale rings the bell with Alexander pairing off with Stank and Zed with Lexie. The Darling Twins gain a quick advantage as Lexie headscissors Zed from the ring before joining Alexander on Stank, sending him through the ropes with a double dropkick, earning an applause from the OOWF faithful.
An angered Stank holds off Zed and points toward Alexander, who nods, smirks and stays in the ring as Lexie steps onto the apron. Stank overpowers Alexander and easily works him toward the corner. Alexander ducks under an elbow and dropkicks Stank from behind into the corner. As Stank tries to turn himself around, Alexander delivers a running knee to Stank’s chest before mounting the turnbuckles and delivering 9 punches before BRICK~! grabs Alexander’s ankle to distract him long enough for Stank to shove Alexander off and deliver a quick splash. That gets 2, before Stank drags the winded Alexander to the Saints’ corner, where Zed tags in and immediately starts to work on Alexander. Quick tags rotate the Saints in and out until Alexander earns his freedom through a well-placed elbow to Zed’s temple before dashing across and tagging in Lexie.
Lexie and Zed exchange the advantage during a mat- and chain-wrestling sequence that sees Zed use strength against Lexie’s flexibility and speed. Multiple stalemates result in applause, on cue, all three times. During the third standoff, Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O’Malley walk down the aisle, stopping at the bottom of the ramp. Zed sees the pair right away, turning his attention toward the two women as Lexie rolls Zed up for 2. Zed delivers a hellacious lariat out of the rollup, using that opportunity to taunt Bridget and Kylie as he clubs Lexie down. Zed tags in Stank to further the punishment while Zed continues the trash talk.
Russ: “It seems that Zed has a lot on his mind that he wants to share with Bridget O’Malley and Kylie Mignolio.” Razz: “When Bridget is around, it’s not hard for Zed to draw some anger and verbal aggression. I’m guessing Kylie isn’t immune.”
A Stankbomb on a dazed Lexie gets 2.5 only when Alexander makes the save. With Hale escorting Alexander back to the corner, BRICK~! hands Zed an international object, which gets placed in his tights for safe-keeping. Stank suplexes Lexie repeatedly as the crowd instinctively counts along, reaching 11 before Lexie grabs onto the bottom rope, forcing Hale to insist that Stank release the wasitlock. Stank basks in the applause from the few Saints fans while Lexie crawls to her corner, only for Stank to grab her ankle and casually drag her away. Zed tags in and Bridget hops onto the apron to protest to Hale about the object in Zed’s tights. Stank pushes Bridget off the apron, getting a dropkick from Kylie for his troubles. While Stank is occupied in a heated argument with The Frenemies, Hale ejects the pair from the ringside area, much to Zed’s approval. While Hale is instructing the women on how to exit the ringside area, Alexander hops in, boots a distracted Zed – despite BRICK~!’s frantic warnings – and hits a Darling Driver out of nowhere. Lexie falls on Zed as Hale turns around. Hale counts 3 as Stank is just a bit too late. WINNERS (pinfall, 29:10), The Darling Twins.
Stank gives chase to Alexander and Lexie, who quickly roll away from danger before celebrating. Zed pounds the mat in frustration while Bridget and Kylie peek through the curtain to taunt Zed and Stank just a bit more.
SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY & KYLIE MIGNOLIO
Bridget and Kylie come out first to a huge ovation. They warm up in the ring as "Laser Cannon Deth Sentence" blares and The OOWF World Tag Team Champions come out for this non title match. Matt and Stan ignore the boos and hand their Championships to the referee. The bell rings and this one is underway.
Bridget and Stan start out and Bridget uses her quickness advantage to nullify the big man's power. Bridget with a few hard chops then moves out of range. Stan charges and Bridget takes him down with a drop toe hold and makes the tag to Kylie who comes off the top with a knee to the back of Stan's head. Kylie covers for two. Running knee gets 2. Kylie tags Bridget back in and they nail Stan with a double DDT. Bridget covers but it's broken up by Matt. The faces continue to use their speed and quick tags to drive the Champs crazy, until Stan drives Bridget into the corner. Stan gives a clean break, but while the referee's back is turned Matt drives his knee into Bridget's spine. Stan makes the tag.
Matt shoots Bridget off the ropes and nails her with a spinebuster. Backdrop suplex and snap suplex quickly follow. Matt drops an elbow to the back of Bridget's head and then locks in an STF. Bridget makes it to the ropes and Matt breaks but quickly drags her back to her feet and hits a slingshot suplex for 2. Matt and Stan proceed to double team Bridget, showing their great chemistry as a team, but are unable to put her away. Stan goes for a powerbomb but Bridget reverses to a hurricanrana for 2. Stan makes the tag to Matt. Matt goes for an Angle Slam but Bridget slips off his shoulders and shoves him into the turnbuckle. Matt gets to his corner to make the tag as Bridget slowly crawls to the corner trying to do the same. Stan sees this and decides now's an appropriate time to have a discussion with the referee. As the ref is distracted, the crowd goes wild as Bridget reaches up to make the tag. Kylie leaps over the top rope and starts hammering on Stan but the referee shoves her back and informs her that he didn't see the tag. Kylie protests this but the referee orders her out of the ring. Stan scoops up Bridget and nails her with a huge running powerslam, then charges to the opposite corner and knocks Kylie to the floor with a big right hand. Stan tags in Matt and Matt now hits Bridget with the Angle Slam. Just to be an asshole, Matt unnecessarily puts his feet on the ropes as the referee counts 1...2....3. WINNERS (Pinfall, 43:43) The OOWF World Tag Team Champions Matt Folz and Stan Fulton.
As soon as the bell rings, Stank and Zed hit the ring and continue the attack on Bridget and Kylie while Stan and Matt guard the ring. Officials and security flood the ring and pull Zed and Stank off of Bridget and Kylie and get the Saints out of the ring. Kylie and Bridget, each a bloody mess, get to their feet and attack Stank and Zed as they are leaving the ring. Security finally gets them separated and get Stank and Zed out of the ring. A bloody Kylie and Bridget stand in the ring defiantly, yelling for them to come back and fight as we fade to black.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Hell on Earth 14, September 29, LIVE! from Asheville, North Carolina! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem, Live! August 22nd live! from Halifax, Nova Scotia!
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#873) Live! From St. John's Newfoundland & Labrador August 8, 2018
BEER MONEY, SHANNON MANN, SHIZURU & MAI MUYO vs. BANNED FROM EVERHWERE, GHOSTHEAD, ECOSYSTEM & FIREWOMAN
As you might expect, this was more of a fight than a match. Everyone is in the ring fighting and Ghost has Shizuru by the throat and is about to chokeslam him to hell when Shannon nails him with a kick to the back of the head. Ghost turns around, stunned, and glares at Shannon, Shannon makes the “bring it” motion, but before Ghost can decide what he wants to do, Shizuru low blows him. Across the ring Fire and Mai are lighting one another up with chops, kicks, punches and anything else you can think of. Eco tries to come to the aid of Ghost, but Shannon catches him and tosses him from the ring. Beer Money and Banned From Everywhere are outside the ring brawling, Bill has been busted wide open by SYB and now SYB has a cable around his throat trying to choke him out. Justin makes the save, but Skurge immediately attacks him from behind.
This mayhem goes on for quite some time. Eventually we have Fire and Mai in the ring, everyone else is fighting on the outside. Mai goes for a suplex, but Fire slips free, lands on her feet and immediately pops Mai with a superkick to the back of the head. Mai goes down, Fire rolls her over then heads to the corner for the BFE. She gets to the top, but the referee is distracted by Bill trying to bludgeon SYB to death with a piece of wood from a broken table. SYB is bleeding like a stuck pig. Fire gets to the top turnbuckle and it trying to steady herself when Shizuru jumps onto the apron and hits Fire with the BLACK MIST! Fire falls onto the turnbuckle, grabs her eyes and howls in anger. Mai gets up off the mat, grabs Fire on the turnbuckle and hits the MOOSE KILLER! Mai rolls Fire up, the referee has stopped caring about SYB’s well-being so he turns around, one…….two……..THREE! WINNERS in 20:19 – Beer Money, Shannon Mann, Shizuru & Mai Muyo
Mai and Shizuru put the boots to Fire, which draws her partners back into the ring. Shizuru and Mai bail out. It’s only now that they see Fire has been hit with the black mist. Everyone immediately turns and looks at Ghost, he looks confused, then turns around and looks at Shannon. Shannon just smiles and blows a kiss toward Ghost, but Shizuru snatches it out of the air and keeps it for himself. Shannon laughs, and Ghost is furious.
MAC FLASHER vs. MATTY ALOUETTE
“The Happy Wanderer” plays out Matty Allouette to a massive pop as the Canadian glad-hands every fan that races to the aisle and around ringside, the proud Quebecer salutes the fans once he’s inside the ring as he hops around to keep loose as Mac Flasher, and the 8-bit version of “I Get Wet” make an appearance. Mac, while beloved, is a bit less of a smiler as he passively bumps fists with a few fans before rolling into the ring. He nods at Matty, who presents Mac with a Montreal Canadiens jersey. Mac politely hands the jersey to a ringside attendant along with his Penguins hooded sweatshirt before fans convince him to return the favor. Mac hands off the sweatshirt to Matty as the bell rings thanks to the eagerness of “Junior” Hale to open the match.
Matty makes up for his lack of size in comparison to Mac with some quickness and a bit of good-natured, old-fashioned trickery as he wrenches Mac’s arm behind his back before slapping Mac’s backside with his own hand. That amuses the fans in attendance, but not Mac. Mac sighs as the two lock up again, this time with Mac backing Matty into a corner, where a clean break occurs. Matty ducks another tie-up try, before tripping Mac up from behind and starting on the arm again with a knee dropped onto the hammerlocked left arm. Matty keeps his grip while rotating on top of Mac, staying just out of the reaching guess of Mac’s right arm the whole time. Mac is finally able to stand up, with Matty on his back, and calmly walk back to the corner before depositing Matty on the top turnbuckle. Mac waits for Matty to drop down before driving a shoulder into Matty’s torso to push him back. Mac then charges with another dropped shoulder, only for Matty to leapfrog Mac as he careens into the post. Mac stumbles out and gets caught in a rollup that gets 1.
Matty springs up and soaks in the applause with Mac working his shoulder loose. Matty connects on a standing dropkick, pushing Mac into the ropes. Matty follows with another dropkick that pushes Mac over the top and onto the floor. As Mac stands, Matty tries a springboard plancha that turns disastrous as Mac catches him and powerslams him onto the announce table. With Matty dead to rights, Mac – totally distraught at the damage he caused – checks on Matty as Hale administers the count. With Hale up to 7, Mac rolls in and tries to plead with Hale to stop the count. Hale is not listening as Matty lay on the table as Hale hits 10. WINNER (countout, 7:49), Mac Flasher.
Mac, totally beside himself, rolls out to check on Matty as OOWF officials pour out from the back. Matty does manage to stand up as Mac tries to convince Matty that the powerslam was instinct and not intent. Matty accepts the apology as the two walk back. Before heading through the curtain, Mac and Matty turn to salute the crowd and fail to see Moosehead Jack emerging from behind the curtain to brain both Mac and Matty with the OOWF World Championship before officials pull a smirking, but compliant Moose away.
STAN FULTON vs. ALEXIS DARLING
"Life is Beautiful" by Sixx AM plays Alexis Darling down to the ring. She warms up as "Fifty Goddamn Skeleton Warriors" plays one half of the OOWF World Tag Team Champions Stan Fulton down to the ring to a chorus of boos. The referee checks both competitors for weapons and calls for the bell.
Some surprisingly clean mat work from the two to start out. Armdrags lead into shoulder and wrist locks which each one gets out of easily. After a few minutes of that, Stan makes the first mistake of the match. He whips Alexis into the corner and tries for the Avalanche but Alexis moves out of the way and the big man goes crashing hard into the corner. Alexis hits a code breaker for 2. Alexis springs to the top rope and hits a missile drop kick for 2. Alexis heads to the apron and leaps over the ropes to nail Stan with a senton. She waits for Stan to get to his knees and then hits him with a Shining Wizard. Alexis covers for a very close 2 count. Alexis whips Stan off the ropes and hits a beautiful looking spinning heel kick. Alexis heads up top and looks to finish with a Shooting Star Press but Stan moves out of the way and Alexis falls awkwardly to the mat. Alexis immediately grabs her ankle and grimaces in pain.
Stan decides to slow Alexis down by nailing a few kicks to Alexis's ankle, then drops an elbow across the inside of her ankle and torques trying for a submission. Alexis reaches the ropes and Stan breaks. Stan gets to his feet and pulls Alexis back to the middle of the ring and again tries to drop all 370 pounds down hard onto Alexis's ankle. Stan, depending on your perspective, either tries to pay homage to or outright steals from his tag team partner and places Alexis in an anklelock. Alexis barely makes it to the ropes and Stan immediately drags her back to the center of the ring and attempts another anklelock. This time however Alexis uses her free leg to kick Stan off and stagger him back. Stan charges forward and Alexis takes him down with a drop toe hold. Alexis with two elbows to the back of Stan's head and then she pulls herself up using the ropes. She waits for Stan to get up and nails him with an enziguiri. Alexis is working on adrenaline now and tries to get him up for the Bitch Killer. Unfortunately she can't get him up and her ankle completely collapses. Stan heads up top and nails the Crusher for the 3 count. WINNER (Pinfall, 10:12) Stan Fulton
STANK & ZED vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY & KYLIE MIGNOLIO
For nearly half an hour this remained a surprisingly clean and competitive match. Kylie and Bridget work well as a team, keeping Zed in the ring for a long stretch and cutting the ring off while working on his back. BRICK~! encourages Zed and Zed finally makes the hot tag to Stank, which the people cheer because it’s been such a clean match. Stank changes that immediately. He grabs Kylie and rakes her eyes, then slams her between the eyes with a headbutt. Stank throws her over the top rope to the floor, where Zed immediately attacks, hammering her with punches, then throwing her into the stairs.
Inside the ring Stank and Bridget fight it out, Bridget has Stank on the ropes until he catches her with a low blow. Bridget doubles over in pain and Stank throws her out of the ring as Zed throws a dazed Kylie into the ring. Stank pulls her up and whips her into the heel corner, Stank then charges in and KILLS Kylie with a running knee strike to the face. Kylie falls to the mat, Stank tags Zed in, Zed hits the GTH and covers, one…..two……WHAM! Bridget brings a chair down right on the back of Zed’s head. Stank starts into the ring and he catches a chair upside the head and falls out of the ring to the floor. Bridget stands over Zed, who tries to beg off, Bridget raises the chair over her head and starts to bring it down, but BRICK~! and Stank pull Zed to safety and the trio beats a hasty retreat up the ramp. Bridget checks on Kylie who is still dazed, but starting to come around. The referee obviously had no choice but to disqualify Bridget & Kylie, and the fans are not happy about that. WINNERS by disqualification in 32:04 – Stank & Zed
TAVIAN DRACUL vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK
Tavian is out first and starts throwing plunder into the ring. The referee, knowing who his opponent is, allows it. “Scarecrow” plays and the OOWF World Heavyweight champion makes his way to the ring and the crowd absolutely boos the shit out of him. Moose drops the title on the announce table and slides into the ring and attacks Tavian as Tavian attacks him, and this is ON!
There is no wrestling in this match, Moose mostly dominates beating Tavian from pillar to post until he is a bloody mess. The crowd actually starts a TA-VI-AN chant and that fires Tavian up. He catches Moose with a kendo stick shot to the face, drawing blood, then grabs Moose and hits an ACID DROP on a garbage can! Tavian is feeling it now, he covers Moose, but Jack kicks out at two. Moose starts to get to his feet as Tavian heads to the corner, he has the kendo stick in his hand, he turns and leaps at Moose, and Moose has a light tube and he SMASHES it across Tavian’s face while he is in mid air! Moose grabs him and hits the GTSF, then pulls a piece of plywood with barbed wire stapled to it from under the ring, slides it in the ring and hits a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER through the barbed wire. Moose covers Tavian, one…..two……three. WINNER in 9:10 –Moosehead Jack
Moose grabs the mic and pulls a barely conscious Tavian to his knees and holds him by the hair so you can clearly see his bloody face. He hammers him a few times with the mic, then speaks
This what you want Mac? Is THIS what you need? This is what you want to prove yourself, right? To show the world how tough you are, how you can beat the mighty Moosehead Jack at his own game? Well guess what Mac………………….too fuckin’ bad
Moose drops Tavian and the mic, leaves the ring and grabs his title and heads to the back while the crowd boos the shit out of him. As Moose is about to go through the curtain, Mac attacks him and the two brawl for a bit, but security is quickly out to separate the two.
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. MATT FOLZ – 90 Minute Time Limit
Russ: Well, folks, this main event should have everything the bloodthirsty fans of OOWF should want. There's no love lost here, between Matthew Folz and Alexander Darling, even though they have had minor truces through their common time here. You can bet that Alex will be taking his anger at Moose out on Folz, since there is a no contact order between the two.
Razz: Moose is definitely Alex's main target, but I gotta admit, that I'm impressed that both men have held to the administration's rules.
Russ: Yes, but if we were to look ahead, I can't help but think that Moose is going to be the victor there. Alex is back but still seems like his attention is divided.
Razz: Much like ours is. Focus on the match in front of us, although if you're right, Matt should win.
Russ: Either way, they're not known for their subtlety, and will likely use the whole 90 minutes just for the fun off it.
Razz: We're about to find out.
The trademark "There can be only one" plays and the spotlight's shine on Alexander Darling at the top of the ramp, waiting for his cue. "Do not test me" and "King of the World" plays and Alexander slow-walks down the ramp, nodding to his "subjects." He soaks up the boos, absorbing the energy to get him all charged up and ready to good. Good thing to, as just as he gets into the ring, "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" starts and Matt Folz makes his entrances as well. He likewise slow-walks. No one wants to waste their energy on a run down the ramp. More boos. Only the OOWF would pit heel vs. heel two weeks in a row, and while they may be booing, no one is leaving either. The two square up and start to pace around each other after the bell rings, neither wanting to make the first move. The tension rises.....rises....and then the two men spontaneously collide.
For the next hour we get a classic brawl, with a good deal of back and forth and periods of one man having the advantage before the other gets a burst of adrenaline, and taking over. They use every inch of the mat, all four ringposts, and the entire area around the ring on the floor. Folz gets bloodied first, as Darling slams him face-first into the steel steps repeatedly before rolling him back into the ring. He goes for a pin, but Folz somehow finds the energy to get a shoulder up in time.
And on it goes, with many near falls and potentially career ending spots, much less match-ending ones. Folz follows Darling up the ring post and after exchanging some blows, Darling pushes him off and down to the mat. Darling sizes up the situation, and flies, but he took too long, so Folz rolls out of the way. All the way out of they way and to the floor. Darling spots him and TOPE CON HILO driving Folz against the barricade. He knees him a few times for good measure and whips him toward the ring post, but Folz puts on the breaks. He wraps Darling up into a T-BONE SUPLEX into the Russian "Ukrainian" announce table! Folz took a bit of that too, and both men are entangled in the various wires and debris of a collapsed table. The referee starts to count, but kind of slowly as he's trying to figure out if either of them are still alive. Eventually, both men start to stir, to the relief of many. They stagger to their feet and each go to opposite sides of the ring to claw their way in, ending the count at 19.
On their feet, we see Darling has finally been bloodied too, a trickle running from a cut over his eye, and from his mouth, too. The referee double checks both of them, and with a quick check of the clock tells them they have 20 more minutes. Both men take a deep breath and finally decide that they should try to put the other one away. They circle, more as a way to try and catch their breath than anything else. Again, they collide, and it's almost as if they've just started, collar-and-elbow lock up series, arm drag series, exchanging suplexes....Time is winding down....Folz gets Darling into a surprise ankle lock. Darling thrashes around a bit and then rolls and kicks Folz back. Folz staggers back into the ring post and quickly scales it, turns and attempts a TOP ROPE DIVING HEADBUTT~! Darling had gotten to his feet, though, and grabs Folz at the neck and plants him into the mat. He tries for a pin, but Folz kicks out at 2. Darling gets to his feet, but not quickly enough. Folz gets to his feet and chops Darling hard, spinning him around and into the TAZMISSION~! He drags Darling down to the mat and has it locked it really well. From somewhere, Darling digs deep and plants his feet and is able to push backward, so Folz's shoulders are down....ONE...TWO...NOOOO, Folz is able to push back, still has the hold on....once more Darling pushes back and pins Folz's shoulders....one....two...NOPE, Folz rallies again! Darling's face is turning red as the blood flow is slowly cut off. Once more he makes a huge effort and pushes back to pin Folz's shoulders, one....
The bell sounds! We have another draw! The referee tries to get Folz to release his hold and eventually he's successful. Not because Folz relented, but because he was too drained to keep the hold on any longer. WINNER – 90 minute time limit draw
Folz looks down at Darling and nearly falls out of the ring. The rest of the Saints come out to help him to the back. Moose walks up to the ropes where Alex is laying and looks him right in the eyes. A battered Alex stares back at Jack, then slowly flips him the double bird. Moose is about to jump into the ring, but Stank and Stan pull him off the apron and they head to the back. Alex gets to his feet in the middle of the ring as Alexis gets there to help him, and we fade to black.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF Hell on Earth 14, September 29, LIVE! from Asheville, North Carolina! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem, Live! August 15th live! from Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island!