[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#891)
Live! From Colombo, Sri Lanka
December 5, 2018

Winner Gets an Onslaught Championship title shot next week
Mac Flasher vs. Trent Powers vs. Shizuru

Firewoman vs. Jack Bullet
Saints of Sinners vs. Banned From Everywhere & Bridget O'Malley
Alexander Darling vs. Sebastian Davis
Nick Fleming vs. Moosehead Jack
Zed vs. Alexis Darling



Card subject to......nope, we can't go there
ABFD: Is we banned from there?
JS: WE ARE <crowd sings along>BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE!
ABFD: HAWT DAMN SON!

[Road Warrior Shark]

~~~ We are backstage in the aftermath of Blood on The Walls 2. Inside OOWF Medical, We see various wrestlers being tended to. In particular, Nick Fleming. Zooming out, we see Sebastian Davis walk by, Onslaught title slung over his shoulder. He stops and looks inside. ~~~

Sebastian: I told everyone, including that pompous prick. Guar. An. Teed.

~~~ Davis heads out the exit and into a waiting taxi, presumably heading to the airport for the flight to Colombo (surprising Cheap Pop) ~~~

[Leo]

"Silver Eagle" Jack Bullet fresh from the shower, wearing jeans but no shirt and having the OOWF World Heavyweight Title slung over his shoulder, meets Sexy Female Journalist Ichiban under the OOWF banner.

Ichiban: Jack Bullet you retained the World Title over Nick Fleming in one of the most high octane iron man matches we've ever seen in the OOWF.

JB: Nick Fleming has shown himself time and again to be a fierce competitor in the ring, but a sore loser. I can't wait to hear what excuse he comes up with on how he truly won or how I cheated him. If he's a real man, at his next press conference with a misprinted banner he'll say "I lost" and let it go. Go off and have some matches with Sebastian Davis, he might be more your speed.

Ichiban: On the next Mayhem, you are set to face Firewoman, the other big winner from tonight as she was the sole survivor from WarGames.

JB: I should have known that a match between the two of us was inevitable. I give Fire all the credit in the world for how she has stood up and helped to take care of Josie and fight for her. Also, the debacle with our would-be marriage she handled better than I would have thought. But, any understanding we have outside the ring does not translate to inside it. I know she has an issue with me not wanting to strike a woman, but this isn't 'punch and kick,' this is wrestling and if Firewoman wants to wrestle me, then fine and I look forwarded to a spirited wrestling match that doesn't dissolve into a dumpster fire like a usual Saints of Sinners match. And that's not a talking point, that's an action point.

Jack Bullet smiles at the camera, light pings off his teeth and he walks off as we fade.

[Fire-Babe]

The party is going strong in the Destroyitarium, when Firewoman gets there, freshly showered and changed from the match.

S: HEY, there she is, the victorious--

FW: Later.... MATT! FOLZ!

MF: Yo?

Matt and Jamie come up, arm in arm.

FW: Jamie, can you please stand aside?

JF: Sure, Fire--

MF: Actually, Jamie, don't....

JF: What's up?

Jamie does stand aside, despite Matt's suggestion she not do that, and Matt is greeted by a right cross. Stan and Moose rush over, and Stank puts his arms around Fire, restraining her.

JF: Jesus, Fire, what the hell--

FW: THAT is for not telling me that Mai was going to be turning on Eco.

MF: *rubbing his jaw, but otherwise fine, and just grins* Surprise!

FW: I said when I joined this group that I wanted to be in the loop for EVERYTHING, and--

MF: Fire, I have a very good reason for not telling you.

FW: I'm listening--

At that moment, Lucky comes in, grim-faced.

L: Um, Fire.

FW: WHAT!

L: Just....the Chinese athletic commission has some... uh, questions for you.

FW: So? Can't you just answer them?

L: They aren't those kind of questions, Fire and--

FW: Well, tell them they'll have to wait until tomorrow. Lucas, let me go.

St: I dunno, you're all keyed up.

FW: Exactly.

St: ...

FW: ....

St/FW: Our room, five minutes.

Fire and Stank leave.

[Sportsguy]

Fade back in to the Destroyitarium, before Stank and Fire leave.

Matt: If I could have everyone's attention for a minute. I know we want to all get back to celebrating this incredible day...

Stank: Winning the match?

Matt: Huh? Oh, yeah yeah, that too. I was referring to fatass FINAL MOTHERFUCKING LY getting fired 4 years too late, but yeah...the match too.

Everyone rolls their eyes. Stan looks worried at the thought of the Packers actually having a non retarded human being as coach next year.

Matt: I just wanted to say I honestly didn't know what Mai was going to do. I DID go to her last night and try to reason with her one more time, but I swear that I had no idea what she was going to do. And I'm not going to ask that she join the Saints, I know you all have hard feelings against her yet and that's understandable. That's it.

FADE

[snelson66]

FADE in on the backstage area after Blood on the Great Wall 2. Walking out of the arena is Nick Fleming. He comes up upon a group of reporters and they shout for him to stop.

Reporter 1: “Mr. Fleming. You failed in your attempt to win the OOWF World Title. Jack Bullet says you’re a sore loser. Do you have any response?”

NF: “Tonight, Jack Bullet was the better wrestler. I’ve never claimed he wasn’t talented enough to hold that title. I’ve claimed his character isn’t good enough to hold it and that’s still true. He’s continually claimed that he’s this All-American, shiny toothed patriot with upstanding morals. He’s not. He’s a liar, a child abductor and cavorts with weird religions. But he’s a very good wrestler. And I think I have proven that I can go toe-to-toe with the World Champion. I was seconds away from winning that match tonight and everyone here saw that. I know I’ve earned a rematch. And I proved that I have the ability to defeat anyone on this roster.”

Reporter 2: “The new Onslaught Champion continues to disparage you in his promos. Do you have an explanation?”

NF: “No. That’s all I have to say on that matter. Moving on.”

Reporter 3: “You face Moosehead Jack in three days. What’s your plan for that match?”

NF: “Well I’m not going to go on OOWF-TV and lay out my strategy for facing Moosehead Jack where he can hear it. But I will tell you this. We’re both in a bad way. I spent an hour going up against the World Champion and I’m frankly beat. Moose just experienced a bloody War Games match. Neither of us will be at one hundred percent. Moose is a living legend and I’ll have my hands full this Wednesday. But like I said, I believe I can defeat anyone on this roster and Moosehead Jack is on this roster. I have all the respect in the world for him. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to go into this match tentative or hold anything back. I believe he won’t either. Going to be a classic, but I believe I’ll be the winner.

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a long flight to Sri Lanka to catch.”

FADE

[Sportsguy]

We fade in and see The OOWF World Tag Team Champions Matt Folz and Stan Fulton walking along with Jaime Folz. Matt is singing, both loudly and badly.

Matt: "I can see clearly now McCarthy's gone. All of his stupid decisions have disappeared. This is the firing I've been waiting for. It's going to be a bright, bright, sunshiny day."

Jaime (Rolling eyes): He's been like that since he checked his phone after the match last night. I'm seriously considering smothering him with a pillow.

Stan: I'd be your alibi.

Matt: I can hear you. I don't care, neither of you can ruin this for me. (Turning and pointing at Stan) Live it up while you can my friend. Make all the jokes you want to this year, I admit I'd do the same thing if this season from hell was happening to the Vikings. But 2 first round picks in a deep draft, potential 50 million in cap space and a coach with an IQ higher than my shoe size. The Pack WILL be back sir, oh yes, the Pack will be back. You CAN NOT ruin this moment for me.

Stan: So I can't ruin this for you no matter what I say?

Matt: Nope. Hell, I'm not stupid, I know there are massive holes on the roster. And I know we probably can't fill them all in one off season. But I do believe we can fill enough of them to be right back in contention next year.

Stan: So I couldn't ruin this for you even if I said one of the front runners for the job is Josh McDan...

Before Stan can get the rest of the name out of his mouth Matt's attitude turns on a dime and he angrily pins Stan against the wall.

Matt: Mention that name in regards to the Packers head coaching job again and I...Will....END... You. Understand?

Stan (Smirking): No problem partner.

Jaime: Why don't we please change the subject.

Stan: No problem. So neither of you honestly knew what Mai was going to do last night?

Jaime: I had no idea.

Matt: Honestly? I had no clue. I was as shocked as anyone, re watch the match and look at my face...believe me I'm not that good an actor.

Jaime: Oh I know that, I've seen the video tape.

Stan: Video tape?

Matt shoots his wife a "Shut up now" look but Jaime smirks and continues.

Jaime: Green Bay East Class of 98 Senior Class Play. What was the name of it hon? Time and Time Again?

Matt nods.

Matt: It was basically Back to the Future. Kid goes back in time to the 1950's and helps his parents get together.

Jaime: Only as a musical.

Matt (Sighs): So glad you're here hon. Yes, as a musical.

Stan: Please tell me you didn't have a solo.

Matt: One line. I don't remember it honestly.

Stan: What was your role?

Matt: Second in command of a motorcycle gang.

Stan: HA! HA! HA! HA! Seriously?! How the HELL have I never seen this?

Matt: Because you don't regularly provide me with sex? And because you weren't snooping around my high school yearbook before my reunion last month.

Jaime: Hey don't laugh. He looked good....sweet leather jacket you had babe.

Stan: Do you still have it?

Matt: No, it was borrowed. Can we please change the subject? How's the knee, it got worked over pretty good last night.

Stan: Eh, it's not 100 percent but I'll be fine. I can't believe I tapped out to Eco though.

Matt: Right there with you. The Saints were victorious in the end though, and Eco is gone for good, that's all that matters.

Stan: True. Still, that was a brutal match last night, you might have to carry us on Wednesday.

Matt (Smiling): What else is new? I've been carrying you since the New Guard.

Matt and Stan exchange smirks.

Stan: Dick.

Matt: Never said I'm not. Come on, let's get some food and watch the game in my suite.

Stan: Sounds like a plan. And I know what we can watch afterwards...

Matt: Dammit.

FADE

[Road Warrior Shark]

~~~ Fade into the OOWF Interview Banner. We see Onslaught Champion Sebastian Davis step into the frame ~~~

Sebastian: New city, new country, new opponent.

What was it they used to call you Alex, the Brat Prince? Now you're just another guy around here living on his past glory. When was the last time Alex did anything but brood in his hoodie and talk shit about another has-been supposed legend that he can't seem to shake? Less a prince and more a Royal crybaby if you ask me.

Me, I'm just the guy running around here being the best. I don't need a fancy little nickname. Because Wednesday, I'm not bending my knee, I'm Breaking Yours.

Guar. An. Teed

[Fire-Babe]

Firewoman is WALKING~! down the Hallway of Random Encounters when she rounds a corner and runs smack dab into ... Mai Muyo?

MM: Oh...

FW: Oh...hey....

MM: ...

FW: ...

MM: Well, this is awkward.

FW: Yeah, uh....why are you here? You aren't on the card, I thought you'd be back in China with--

MM: With my comatose brother?

FW: Ummm....yes?

MM: Instead of here, to run face first into the woman who put him there, walking through the hall without a second thought about it?

FW: ....that's fairly accurate.

MM: Good, glad to see YOU'VE gotten over it.

Mai brushes past her. Firewoman considers going on her way, however she turns and grabs Mai's arm, spinning her around.

MM: What gives you the right to put your hands on me?

FW: Friendship.

MM: ......really? REALLY?

FW: Yeah, it's a word thrown around this company a lot, so much so that so that for most of us, it's lost all meaning. The Folzes used it to get you to--

MM: What I did was my own decision.

FW: Oh? Oh....

MM: He told you that. Geez, for someone who says "Trust me" so much you oughtta try it.

FW: Technically "trust me" is my brother's. And...well, still the point stands that if not for them, you wouldn't have done what you did.

MM: I didn't do it for them...

FW: Everyone seems to think that that is what friendship is about. Manipulation. Stirring the pot just enough so that it disrupts all the other important relationships you're in, just so they can get some measure of revenge, or--

MM: Are you talking about me and the Folzes, or you and the Darlings?

FW: The point is--

MM: The point is that you yourself are not above a little manipulation to get what you want.

FW: ....

MM: Or a lot.

FW: ....Okay, that's fair, but--

MM: But you are a pale shadow compared to my....Juni.

FW: ....

MM: Fire, what would have happened if the referee hadn't stepped it. Would you have stopped?

FW: No.

MM: ....wow...didn't even think about it.

FW: I have learned throughout my life that thinking in life-or-death situations can be a liability.

MM: That wasn't life or death.

FW: .....no, but...well, I sometimes I have difficulty compartmentalizing. It's called generalization of--

MM: Spare me the psychobabble.

FW: ....

MM: ....

FW: Well if you want me to apologize, I'm not going to.

MM: I didn't think you would. So do you want to know why I turned on him?

FW: .....sure, why not.

MM: My brother is sick. In sort of the same way you are. And while he was improving he....I can never be sure that he'd not go crazy with power as CEO like he did before. He needs to get out of this life, Fire. I knew you could make him.

FW: Huh?

MM: You and the Saints. If nothing else, you all are an important check on him. Always have been since the first time Moose turned on him. Finally...the only way to stop him was to....

FW: To really stop him.

MM: ....

FW: ....

MM: ....

FW: So....

MM: Let's just leave it at that. You finally have your revenge, and my brother can finally find a life away from all this.

FW: Even if it is in a...

Mai glares at Fire, which stops her from finishing the sentence. Fire wisely shuts up and there's another uneasy silence.

MM: Okay, I have to go get some stuff from his office that they accidentally moved with the rest of the OOWF stuff. I'll see you around, Fire.

FW: So...you'll be back?

Mai doesn't say anything, and just turns and walks away.

[Jack Quinn]

<Moose is sitting in the Destroyitarium drinking when 13 sits down next to him>

13: Crazy week

MHJ: <drinking and puffing his cigar> just another week in the OOWF

13: So, what Fire did to Eco.....

MHJ: Was well deserved

13: <pouring herself a drink from Moose's bottle> he may never walk again

MHJ: Actions have consequences

13: You seem........off

MHJ: <finally looking at 13> I just saw a fourteen year rival get carted out on a stretcher, paralyzed......perhaps permanently. In three weeks I face Alexander Darling, a ten year rival, for what should be the last time. These things give you something to think about

13: Mortality?

MHJ: Inevitability.

13: How so?

MHJ: At some point, the Saints will fall. Look at the wars we've been in. Stank's knee is never going to be the same. Folz and Fulton have been through the wars, Fulton is remarkable for a big man, but the wear and tear will catch up, and Folz has already had his share of injuries before he even got here. Fire's ribs are hurt more than they are healthy. Time is merciless.

13: And you?

MHJ: Where do you want to start? I make Mick Foley look like the bionic man.

13: So, this is about Fleming

MHJ: <smirking> Not just Fleming, Davis, Powers, Kylie, Bridget, Mac, Zed. There is a new generation on the horizon.

13: Hasn't that always been the case though?

MHJ: Yes, but the old guard was never as...........old.

13: This is unusual for you. You are not usually so reflective. I was expecting you to tell me that you are going to eviscerate Fleming and leave his head on a pike as a warning to others

MHJ: Who says I won't? While I recognize that there is a new generation out there, they haven't been through the hell of the OOWF. The Saints, and hell, even the Darlings, we have survived and thrived. Fleming, you will get your chance.......one day. The fact of the matter is this: I am not ready to step aside just yet. I am not ready to anoint this new generation as the future of the OOWF, not until you prove yourselves. Bridget, Zed and Shizuru stepped into that cage against the Saints, and they failed. They are not ready......yet.

13: And Fleming?

MHJ: We'll find out tonight. He went an hour with the champ, I went through hell in a cage. Let's see who rebounds tonight.

13: What about Alex?

MHJ: <smirking> I have something special planned for him

<Moose takes a long drink and we fade to black>

[L!zz~]

(Beverly is standing in a random hallway, securing her newly signed contract in her ever present satchel, straightening up she sighs)

Zed: Well, well I finally run into you. You still seem to disappear a lot.

Beverly: (sort of smiles) Not like that. I had to go tend to some things for Kylie.

Zed: She ever coming back?

Beverly: She is getting her final clearance today hopefully, should be joining us any day. I hope.

Zed: Cool..cool. So, what about you?

Beverly: I am officially back on the roster as of oh...ten minutes or so ago.

Zed: (grins, chuckling a bit. Goes and gives her a hug) It's good to have you back, Bev.

Bev: (hugs him) Thanks. I appreciate that.

Zed: C'mon, let's go celebrate.

(Bev hesitates)

Zed: You know me, Beverly
We have a history. You've seen what's going on here. What's the harm of a drink between friends?

Beverly: You're right. I'm sorry. I'm still sorting things out.

Zed: Well for the next hour or two it's just Zed and Beverly. Celebrating her return.

Beverly: Lead the way.

(We fade as the ole frenemies head off down the hall)

[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#891)
Live! From Colombo, Sri Lanka
December 5, 2018

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS

The Saints try to attack to start the match, but BFE and Bridget turn the tables and send the Saints outside the ring. While the Saints try to regroup outside the ring, BFE and Bridget charge, Bridget and Bill dive between the ropes while Justin launches himself over the top rope. Bill slams into Folz, Justin takes out Stan and Bridget crashes into Stank. BFE and Bridget slip back into the ring and play to the crowd while the Saints angrily get to their feet. Stank slides under the bottom rope and grabs Bridget, spins her around and connects with a shot to the side of the head. Stank whips Bridget to the ropes and on the rebound she connects with a dropkick that catches Stank right on the side of the knee. Stank immediately hits the mat and grabs his knee, then makes a quick tag to Folz before rolling to the floor.

Folz comes in and he and Bridget do some chain wrestling before Folz grabs a handful of hair and slams her down to the mat, then drops a knee on her throat and locks on an arm bar. While this is going on the referee slides out of the ring and checks on Stank, then makes the dreaded X sign. OOWF medical comes to ringside and checks on Stank, after a few moments they help him to his feet and carry him to the back.

Inside the ring, Folz sees this and just starts laying stiff punches in to Bridget. She shoves him away and they get to their feet and Folz SLAMS her between the eyes with a headbutt. Bridget drops to the mat and blood starts pouring from her clearly broken nose. Folz says something to Fulton and Stan drops off the apron and grabs a couple of chairs. He tosses one to Matt, who BRAINS Bill as he comes into the ring. Fulton steps between the ropes and cracks Justin across the face, then Folz brings the chair down on Bridget’s back. The referee has no choice.
WINNERS by disqualification in 8:24 – Banned From Everywhere & Bridget O’Malley

The Saints add a few more chair shots, then toss the chairs aside and sneer at their opponents. The crowd boos the shit out of them, but Folz and Fulton just collect their tag titles and walk to the back.

NICK FLEMING vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK

Moose and Fleming go nose to nose in the middle of the ring. The referee makes an attempt to check Moose for weapons, but he doesn’t get far before Moose glares him away. The bell rings and they slowly circle. As they lock up, Fleming takes Moose to the mat…….and keeps him there. Fleming keeps Moose on the mat and works over whatever he can, arms, legs, knees, back, neck. Moose grabs the ropes several times to force a break, and finally slides out of the ring to the floor and destroys the Chilean announce table just for fun.

Inside the ring, Fleming sits on the ropes and invites Moose back into the ring, Moose responds by throwing a monitor at Fleming’s head. Fleming moves out of the way, then dives off the apron onto Moose and the fight is on again. Moose hammers Fleming with punches and kicks, then pulls him up and tries for a ranhei on the floor, but Fleming elbows Moose on the side of the head, shoves him away and slides back into the ring and once again invites Moose into the ring.

Moose climbs into the ring and we get a flurry of action. Moose gains an advantage, but Fleming quickly regains the momentum. Moose lands a low blow and goes for a package piledriver, but Fleming reverses it to a Turnbuckle bomb! The back of Moose’s head slams against the turnbuckles and he falls to the mat, then out of the ring to the floor. Fleming remains on the mat, as he gets to his feet, Moose is climbing onto the apron and holding his head. Moose reaches for the ropes to pull himself in, but misses and falls to the floor! The referee finishes his ten count and raises Fleming’s hand.
WINNER in 18:33 – Nick Fleming

TRENT POWERS vs. SHIZURU vs. MAC FLASHER – Winner Gets an OOWF Onslaught Championship Match at the PPV

Powers and Flasher meet in the middle of the ring for a handshake, they turn to Shizuru but he turns his back on them and heads to a corner. The bell rings and Powers and Flasher lock up. Shizuru remains in the corner and has a strange look on his face. Powers sends Mac into the corner where Shizuru is and they slam together. Mac staggers backwards and Powers grabs him for a German suplex, but before he can hit is, Shizuru lands a super kick to Mac’s jaw. Powers hits the move and gets a two count, Shizuru breaks it up and pulls Powers to his feet and hits a tazz plex that drops Powers on his head.

Shizuru goes to work on both men and shows he can more than hold his own with a former world champion and an up an comer in the OOWF.

Russ: This is something we’ve not seen from Shizuru
Razz: Who knew this guy could go! Loot at him!

The match continues at a furious pace with all three getting near fall after near fall. The end comes when Mac hits the FLASH DRIVE on Powers and covers, Shizuru breaks it up at two and throws Mac over the top rope and covers Powers himself, but Mac skins the cat and gets back into the ring in time to break it up! Mac pulls Shizuru to his feet and lifts him for a suplex, but Powers hits him with a SPEAR! Powers covers Mac, but Mac kicks out at two. Powers gets to his feet and spins around, Shizuru grabs him and hits the PSYCHO DRIVER! Shizuru covers but Mac pulls him off Powers into the Clemente Bridge suplex for the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 17:49 – Mac Flasher

ALEXANDER DARLING vs. SEBASTIAN DAVIS

The lights go out and the blue spotlight his the stage. There Can Be Only One is heard across the OOWF Arena, and As Alexander Darling steps into the spotlight, King of The World plays out, and Darling poses, soaking in the jeers of the crowd as he begins his descent down the ramp. Alex does his posing on the apron and in the ring as the music blares on. The lights cue back on and Glory cues up. The new Onslaught Champion Sebastian Davis strolls down the ramp. He seems to be oblivious to the crowd as he makes his way to ringside. He poses with his title pounding on his chest as the ring announcer makes the introductions.

Darling and Davis circle each other to start. Sebastian dives and Alex’s knees, and Darling sidesteps him easily. Davis pops up and eats a spin kick to the back. Darling rolls him up quickly, and Davis kicks out at one. Alex waits for Sebastian to get to his feet, then locks up with him, snaring a headlock and grinding Davis into the corner. He breaks the hold at 4, and Davis pops him with an elbow shot to the jaw. Alex fires back and things get a little punchy-kicky for a few seconds. Alex ducks a wild swing, and then plants his opponent with a Belly to Back Suplex. He hits the ropes quickly and follows up with an elbow drop. Another quick cover nets a 2 count.

Alex pulls his man up and whips him into the corner. Davis staggers out into a dropkick that sends him right back into the turnbuckles. Alex charges in and lowers his shoulder into Sebastian’s gut, doubling him over and letting Darling snap off a DDT. No attempt to cover the man here, and Darling is immediately trying to lock in the Money Clip. Davis scrambles to the ropes and rolls to the floor, clearing his head while the referee counts all the way up to 8. Sebastian climbs back up on the apron and starts to duck between the ropes, only to be met by a running knee strike. Darling stalks Davis and starts to load him on his shoulders for the Darling Driver. Sebastian slides off behind him and hits the ropes, catching Alex turning around with a huge Spear!

Davis to his feet first and he pulls Darling in for a suplex, turning it into a Slingshot Suplex. He tries to follow up with the Undertow, but Alex is at the ropes and he gets a break. Alex to his feet now and he eats a boot to the face as Sebastian builds some momentum. He chops Darling a couple of times in the chest and scoops him up and plants him in the mat with a powerslam. A cover nets a 2 count, but Alex kicks out decisively. Sebastian flings Alex into the turnbuckles, but Alex reverses it. He runs Davis into the corner face first and hooks his waist… Chaos Theory! Bridge One… Two… No! Davis kicks out just in time and both men are slower to get to their feet now. Davis tries a Single-Underhook Suplex, and Darling turns it into an arm drag. He sends Sebastian across the ring and gets a little separation between the two

Russ: The Onslaught Champ is giving Alex all he can handle out there!
Razz: You could say it the other way, Darling is making the new champion earn his paycheck here!

Alex feigns a lock up mid ring and thumbs Davis in the eye. He blisters his chest with chops, backing him into the ropes. A whip across and Alex nails a leg lariat. Davis is down, and Darling just stomps on him, Ronnie Garvin style. Sebastian crawls to the ropes to pull himself up, but Alex hooks him first and T-Bone Suplexes him across the ring.

Russ: Darling keeping things simple here. no frills, with lots of ground-and-pound.
Razz: It’s a bold strategy against a younger, stronger opponent, Russ. Let’s see if it pays off.

Darling continues to stalk and kick at Sebastian, keeping him from getting to his feet. Darling with another running knee strike here. He drags Davis to the center of the ring and once again tries to wrap his legs up for the Money Clip. Davis kicks him away and finally hits his feet. He levels Darling with a running clothesline. And another. AND ANOTHER! Darling sent into the ropes. Hurricane Slam! Davis covers one… two… No! and Darling saves himself just before three! Davis’s turn to drags his opponent to the middle of the ring and grabs his ankles. Davis tries to twist him into the Padre island Crab, and Darling kicks him away. Darling with a low blow the referee doesn’t see and he hooks Davis, ducks under, turns around and lifts.. Vertebreaker! Davis crashes down on the back of his head! Alex perches above his prey, grabbing his arms and pulling them back behind him, boot on the back of the neck. CURB STOMP! NO! Davis breaks free and Darling’s boot hits the canvas, leaving him off balance for a split second. SPEAR! Davis pulls Darling in and lifts him up .... The bell rings ..... And Sebastian plants his man with the SPRING BREAK PLUNGE!

Official Decision (15:00) Time Limit Draw.

Davis lands the move, but the official is right there to pull him away from Alex. Darling rolls out of the ring on his own power, pointing and mouthing at the official. Neither man looks happy at the decision, which draws the expected ire of the Sri Lankans in attendance.

ALEXIS DARLING vs. ZED

Lexie is out first, she plays to the crowd and lays across the turnbuckles waiting for Zed. Zed and Reverend BRICK~! make their way to the ring, Rev. BRICK~! carries a smoking censer that smells suspiciously like something from Bing Bong’s. Zed steps between the ropes and gets a huge ovation from the crowd, which he is still somewhat taken aback by. BRICK~! calls Zed to the corner and he takes a knee while BRICK~! says a prayer. The prayer ends and the bell rings.

Lexie takes the fight to the intercontinental champion, chasing Zed out of the ring for a breather.

Russ: It seems like Zed might have underestimated Alexis a bit
Razz: Lexie is one of the most underrated wrestlers in the world, she doesn’t get her due
Russ: If she didn’t have Zed’s attention before, I would bet the farm she has it now
Razz: I guarantee it

Zed slides into the ring and he and Lexie go at it again and put on an absolute classic. The crowd is roaring for both and count along with the numerous near falls. We also get tons of THIS IS AWESOME! chants. The end finally comes when Lexie goes for a Phoenix splash, but Zed moves out of the way at the last possible second. Zed grabs her and hits the GTH, covers and gets the three.
WINNER in 37:44 – Zed

Lexie slowly gets to her feet, Zed offers a handshake and she takes it, then raises Zed’s hand before rolling out of the ring and heading to the back to a standing ovation.

FIREWOMAN vs. JACK BULLET

Firewoman rushes Bullet at the bell and peppers him with rights and lefts. Bullet covers up in the corner, then eventually drops down and rolls to the floor. Fire follows, catches Bullet and whips him shoulder first into the outside ring post. She tries to follow with a splash to the back, but Jack moves and Fire smashes her face into the post. Jack rolls back inside and waits on Fire, who almost gets counted out. Bullet catches Fire as she gets into the ring from behind with a rear waistlock. He hits a German Suplex with bridge for a two count. He continues to work the rear waistlock until Fire makes the ropes to breaks. As she comes off, Jack goes low with a heel pick and goes into an anklelock with grapevine. Fire makes the ropes to break again. Jack goes low again to grab the leg and tries a teardrop suplex, but Fire punches him in the face and he drops her. He uses the near ropes as a spring board, collars Jack and hits a bulldog. He hits the ropes again for a springboard moonsault, but Bullet rolls out of the way. From the mat, Fire encourages Bullet to drop an elbow or a knee. He refuses, so Fire kips up, surprises him with a super kick and follows with a code breaker. She covers for two. Back on their feet, Fire goes into the ropes and tries a flying crossbody. Jack catches her and throws her over his head for a barrel roll slam, but she catches Jack around the neck and hangs on into a sleeper. Bullet backs her into the corner to break, but Fire kicks her legs out and vaults out of the corner with a flipping neckbreaker for a two count. Fire goes up top for the Firesault. Bullet gets up and meets her on top. Fire turns to face Bullet and stares right at him. He cocks a fist but won’t throw it. Fire pushes him off, hits a missile dropkick and then returns up to for the Firesault and the three count.
WINNER in 21:37 – Firewoman

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