Old School Revolution III: Old School With A Vengeance
Jun 11, 2013 9:20:48 GMT -5
Post by Mr. Dashbee on Jun 11, 2013 9:20:48 GMT -5
Day One…Again
Chicago – On a dark & stormy night here in Chicago, Mr. Dashbee called a press event for a big announcement regarding the 2013 Wrestling Draft. Rumors were running wild, as no one knew exactly what was coming. Starting about 15 minutes late, Dashbee took to the podium, ready to make the announcement in front of wrestling and mainstream media members alike.
Dashbee: I want to thank all of you for attending today’s event. I’ve received numerous emails, text messages, Facebook messages, Twitter DMs—hell, I even got an email to tell me that I received a MySpace message. Honestly, I didn’t even check that last one.
The reason why I brought you all here today is to announce my official return to The Wrestling Draft. Anticlimactic, I know, since we’ve already made three picks to date.
Sexy Female Journalist: Wait, did you just say “We”?
Dashbee: Yeah, I did. Why?
Sexy Female Journalist: So you’re not working alone this time?
Dashbee: I’ve never worked alone in the Punshouse Wrestling Draft. I’ve worked with Ultimate Jobber, Dana White and some others that I won’t name, thanks to the infamous “NAMEDROP” reaction.
Sexy Female Journalist: Who are you partnered with this time?
Dashbee: Well, obviously not Paul Heyman!
Sexy Female Journalist: You’re not going to tell us, are you?
Dashbee: To quote a close personal friend of mine:
Dashbee: But I am going to answer a question I’ve already received from numerous outlets and contacts, the question of what promotion I’m running. Well, five years I started something, and it ended at its 100th show. It’s been on network television, pay-per-view, and it’s gone underground and it was left for dead. Well now it’s back, and once our marathon draft is over, the 101st edition of the Old School Revolution will surpass even the first.
With that, a black curtain drops to reveal the OSR logo...
Dashbee: That’s right, for the third time, the Revolution is back! No corporate sponsorship, no complicated marketing schemes…just great professional wrestling, compelling stories, and dare I say an engaging and exciting brand of entertainment.One known for revolutionizing old school wrestling with the action of today.
This draws some snickers from the media in attendance.
Dashbee: I know, I know, it’s hard for most of you to let go. It’s okay, I used to be there.
Now, I’ve answered as many questions as I can today about the business side of things, what do you say we talk about the wrestling side of things?
This draws a much more positive response.
Dashbee: If you’ve been paying attention—and you wouldn’t be there if you hadn’t, you already know who my #1 pick was. I was thrilled to bring this man back into the fold. He was my third pick in the first ever draft, and by the time we hit show #100, he was our OSR World Heavyweight Champion.
This man wow’d crowds during our first run, including a memorable feud with NAMEDROP. I always knew he could back up his “Best Wrestler In The World” claims, and I feel like he’s done just that. But he’s meant so much more, as I always knew I could build around him. I mean, he did invent the Dashbee name, afterall!
Please welcome the current, reigning, and soon to be defending Old School Revolution World Heavyweight Champion...Daniel Bryan Danielson!
Hefty applause and even some “Yes! Yes! Yes!” chants resonate from the oh so professional media in attendance.
Daniel Bryan Danielson: Wow, Dashbee was right—you guys are ultra-professional!
A female reporter yells out “I love you Daniel Bryan!”
Daniel Bryan Danielson: Well, thank you, I appreciate that. I really do. And don’t let my diet fool you—I may not eat meat, but I am fine if you do! In fact, I prefer it...
Anyway, I must say it’s been on hell of a past few years. I won the World Heavyweight Championship in the WWE, I became part of a now legendary tag team, I’m labeled a goat face, I like hugs...it’s been really eventful! Oh, and don’t forget dating that NAMDEDROP Twin, that’s been pretty sweet as well.
But now I’m back, and I can’t wait to headline OSR101, and I really can’t wait to see who my opponent is.
Dashbee: Well, that’s still under discu—
Before Dashbee could even finish, the familiar music of a certain British former world champion played in the conference area. Nigel McGuinness/Desmond Wolfe took the stage, sharing podium space with DBD.
Daniel Bryan Danielson: Look at that, my old rival Nigel McGuinness is here.
Nigel McGuinness: It has been a lon—
Daniel Bryan Danielson: Or is it Desmond Wolfe? The man who is but a distant memory from TNA after some memorable fights with Kurt Angle?
Nigel McGuinness: Very funny sunshine. You know better than anyone what I’m capable of, and I deserve the chance to wrestle for that world championship on the grandest stage!
Dashbee: Wait, wait, wait, no decision has been made about any matches—
Daniel Bryan Danielson: Shut-up Mr. Dashbee! [Gets in Nigel’s face] I don’t know who you think you are, but I’m the champion. I'm the Best Wrestler In The World. I’ve signed no match agreements, to bout contracts, and no one has been named #1 Contender. I do know what you’re capable of, which is why I know you’ll go out there and earn the shot you so desperately want.
Both men but heads as security rushes the stage to separate them, for the safety of everyone.
The press event cuts backstage, where Arn Anderson stands with another Sexy Female Journalist...
TO BE CONTINUED...
Chicago – On a dark & stormy night here in Chicago, Mr. Dashbee called a press event for a big announcement regarding the 2013 Wrestling Draft. Rumors were running wild, as no one knew exactly what was coming. Starting about 15 minutes late, Dashbee took to the podium, ready to make the announcement in front of wrestling and mainstream media members alike.
Dashbee: I want to thank all of you for attending today’s event. I’ve received numerous emails, text messages, Facebook messages, Twitter DMs—hell, I even got an email to tell me that I received a MySpace message. Honestly, I didn’t even check that last one.
The reason why I brought you all here today is to announce my official return to The Wrestling Draft. Anticlimactic, I know, since we’ve already made three picks to date.
Sexy Female Journalist: Wait, did you just say “We”?
Dashbee: Yeah, I did. Why?
Sexy Female Journalist: So you’re not working alone this time?
Dashbee: I’ve never worked alone in the Punshouse Wrestling Draft. I’ve worked with Ultimate Jobber, Dana White and some others that I won’t name, thanks to the infamous “NAMEDROP” reaction.
Sexy Female Journalist: Who are you partnered with this time?
Dashbee: Well, obviously not Paul Heyman!
Sexy Female Journalist: You’re not going to tell us, are you?
Dashbee: To quote a close personal friend of mine:
Dashbee: But I am going to answer a question I’ve already received from numerous outlets and contacts, the question of what promotion I’m running. Well, five years I started something, and it ended at its 100th show. It’s been on network television, pay-per-view, and it’s gone underground and it was left for dead. Well now it’s back, and once our marathon draft is over, the 101st edition of the Old School Revolution will surpass even the first.
With that, a black curtain drops to reveal the OSR logo...
Dashbee: That’s right, for the third time, the Revolution is back! No corporate sponsorship, no complicated marketing schemes…just great professional wrestling, compelling stories, and dare I say an engaging and exciting brand of entertainment.One known for revolutionizing old school wrestling with the action of today.
This draws some snickers from the media in attendance.
Dashbee: I know, I know, it’s hard for most of you to let go. It’s okay, I used to be there.
Now, I’ve answered as many questions as I can today about the business side of things, what do you say we talk about the wrestling side of things?
This draws a much more positive response.
Dashbee: If you’ve been paying attention—and you wouldn’t be there if you hadn’t, you already know who my #1 pick was. I was thrilled to bring this man back into the fold. He was my third pick in the first ever draft, and by the time we hit show #100, he was our OSR World Heavyweight Champion.
This man wow’d crowds during our first run, including a memorable feud with NAMEDROP. I always knew he could back up his “Best Wrestler In The World” claims, and I feel like he’s done just that. But he’s meant so much more, as I always knew I could build around him. I mean, he did invent the Dashbee name, afterall!
Please welcome the current, reigning, and soon to be defending Old School Revolution World Heavyweight Champion...Daniel Bryan Danielson!
Hefty applause and even some “Yes! Yes! Yes!” chants resonate from the oh so professional media in attendance.
Daniel Bryan Danielson: Wow, Dashbee was right—you guys are ultra-professional!
A female reporter yells out “I love you Daniel Bryan!”
Daniel Bryan Danielson: Well, thank you, I appreciate that. I really do. And don’t let my diet fool you—I may not eat meat, but I am fine if you do! In fact, I prefer it...
Anyway, I must say it’s been on hell of a past few years. I won the World Heavyweight Championship in the WWE, I became part of a now legendary tag team, I’m labeled a goat face, I like hugs...it’s been really eventful! Oh, and don’t forget dating that NAMDEDROP Twin, that’s been pretty sweet as well.
But now I’m back, and I can’t wait to headline OSR101, and I really can’t wait to see who my opponent is.
Dashbee: Well, that’s still under discu—
Before Dashbee could even finish, the familiar music of a certain British former world champion played in the conference area. Nigel McGuinness/Desmond Wolfe took the stage, sharing podium space with DBD.
Daniel Bryan Danielson: Look at that, my old rival Nigel McGuinness is here.
Nigel McGuinness: It has been a lon—
Daniel Bryan Danielson: Or is it Desmond Wolfe? The man who is but a distant memory from TNA after some memorable fights with Kurt Angle?
Nigel McGuinness: Very funny sunshine. You know better than anyone what I’m capable of, and I deserve the chance to wrestle for that world championship on the grandest stage!
Dashbee: Wait, wait, wait, no decision has been made about any matches—
Daniel Bryan Danielson: Shut-up Mr. Dashbee! [Gets in Nigel’s face] I don’t know who you think you are, but I’m the champion. I'm the Best Wrestler In The World. I’ve signed no match agreements, to bout contracts, and no one has been named #1 Contender. I do know what you’re capable of, which is why I know you’ll go out there and earn the shot you so desperately want.
Both men but heads as security rushes the stage to separate them, for the safety of everyone.
The press event cuts backstage, where Arn Anderson stands with another Sexy Female Journalist...
TO BE CONTINUED...