[Road Warrior Shark]

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Gator:

MASKED CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING: FUN! FUN! FUN!

VENUE: St. Peter’s Square - The Vatican
AUTHORITY FIGURE: Super Wrong
ANNOUNCERS: Andy Gaston & Ryan Dangerfield

***All MCW matches contested in a 6-sided ring***

CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE
El Conquistador (Rob Conway) © (*with Japanese Pool Boy*) -VS- Curry Man (Christopher Daniels)

INDO-CHINESE SUBMISSION TITLE
El Santo -VS- The Masked Destroyer (Killer Kowalski) -VS- Matt Classic (Colt Cabana) -VS- Mr. J.L. (Jerry Lynn)

ULTIMATE ASTERISK TITLE ***like Ultimate X, but 3 suspended ropes crossing instead of 2***
The Great Sasuke -VS- Delirious -VS- Blitzkrieg -VS- El Local (Ricardo Rodriguez) -VS- El Hijo Del Santo -VS- Abismo Negro

#1 CONTENDER for the CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE
Dragon Dragon -VS- Abyss

ANYTHING GOES TITLE
Norman Smiley © -VS- Giant Machine (Andre The Giant) -VS- Super Wrong

WICKED TWISTER TAG TITLE
Los Ice Creams (Ice Cream Jr. & El Hijo Del Ice Cream (Quackenbush & Jigsaw)) ©
-VS-
What’s For Dinner (Gobbledygooker (Hector Guerrero) & MosCow The Communist Bovine)

VONEP TITLE
Saturyne © -VS- The Spider Lady (Moolah)

MIXED TAG
The Hurricane & Super Stacy (*with Rosey*) -VS- Shark Boy & Shark Girl

CHIKARA -VS- KAIJU
Missile Assault Ant, Arctic Rescue Ant, Orbit Adventure Ant
-VS-
Zombie Plantain, Evil Plantain 1, Evil Plantain 2

CHIKARA -VS- KAIJU
assailANT & deviANT -VS- Hell Monkney & D.W. Cycloptopuss III

LOSER WEARS A THONG
Super Eric -VS- The Shockmaster -VS- The Great Khali -VS- Kwang

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Carlito:

CCW Presents The Next Day

Play By Play: Lenny Leonard
Color: Leonard F Chikarason
Referee: Todd Sinclair
Ring Announcer: Bobby Cruise
Authority Figure: Dr. Cube

From Times Square, NY

Mr. Perfect vs. William Regal vs. Naomichi Marifuji

Ultimo Dragon vs. Rick Martel

Bret Hart vs. Takeshi Morishima

Raven vs. Bray Wyatt w/Tim Donst and Colby Corino

Haku vs. Adam Cole

Lex Luger and Kerry Von Erich vs. Joey Ryan and Rhett Titus

The Colony (Fire Ant and Green Ant) vs. Ahmed Johnson and Rodney Mack

Dusty Rhodes vs. Bobby Fish

Dr. Cube's Army (Dr. Cube, Swamp Monster, Jeff Jarrett, Mike Sanders, Mr. T) vs. The Freight Train Express (Freight Train, Cliff Compton, Steam Powered Tentacle Boulder, Kung Fu Chicken Noodle and Soldier Ant)

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I know you're not supposed to compliment your competitors here, but I really love the pairing of Ahmed Johnson & Rodney Mack for some reason.

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MCW: Fun! Fun! Fun! results

LOSER WEARS A THONG
-Super Eric, Shockmaster, & Kwang all team up and triple-pin Khali
-The real winners here, however, are of course the fans in The Vatican

CHIKARA -VS- KAIJU
-assailANT & deviANT were brought in by The Colony Xtreme Force to even the odds with the 5 Kaiju, but they were handled by Hell Monkey & D.W. Cycloptopuss III after a Giant Monkey Swing on deviANT for the pin

CHIKARA -VS- KAIJU
-The Colony Xtreme Force exact their revenge on the Plantain Clan with a Triple Missile Dropkick to Zombie Plantain
-Post-match sees a run-in from Hell Monkey & Cycloptopuss followed by a save from deviANT & assailANT, setting up a 5v5 match For All The Marbles at the next PPV

MIXED TAG
-This feud began when the 2 teams simultaneously tried to pull into the last parking at IHOP following MCW: Inception, leading to a double-fender-bender, a catfight, and lots of character-specific gesturing and posing
-Finish sees Hurricane getting the 1, 2, 3 on Shark Boy after a Vertebreaker the instant before Stacy taps to the Shark Clutch from Shark Girl

VONEP TITLE
-After 20mins of back-and-forth action, the finish sees Saturyne retain after she counters Moolah’s School-Girl Rollup with a small package out of nowhere
-Post-match, Spider Lady/Moolah goes apeshit and start throwing everything she can get her hands on at ringside

WICKED TWISTER TAG TITLE
-Los Ice Creams retain after an attempted Cattle Mutilation from MosCow is countered into a Cold Stone Stunner (I have no clue how this happened logistically, but it was quite impressive)

ANYTHING GOES TITLE
-Smiley retains with a chickenshit sneak pin on Super Wrong while Giant is posturing to the crowd post-massive-slam
-Post-match, Ryan Dangerfield grabs a mic and cuts a promo calling out Smiley for his antics and challenges him to a title match at the next PPV
-Who will Andy Gaston’s new announce partner be?!?

#1 CONTENDER for the CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE
-Ref bump leads to Abyss going for a barbed-wire-wrapped baseball bat, only to be countered by a Tailwhip from Dragon leading to Abyss falling face-first onto the bat
-Leg drop & pin as the ref is coming around, and Dragon Dragon is your #1 Contender for the Champion Of The Universe

ULTIMATE ASTERISK TITLE
-Lots and lots of flippy-shit action as you would expect
-Finish sees Blitzkrieg massively torquing his body to “leap” from halfway across one of the cables and snag the belt just before Great Sasuke can get it unbuckled

INDO-CHINESE SUBMISSION TITLE
-Classic’s Iron Claw is countered by the superior reach of Kowalski’s claw, as The Masked Destroyer gets the submission shortly before Santo gets Mr. JL to tap to the Camel Clutch, as well
-Post-match, Kowalski decides to grant Santo the first shot at his new title, right before blindsiding him with the belt after a handshake

CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE
-Lots of sneaky interference by Conquistador’s lackey, Japanese Pool Boy
-The Hurricane comes out to even things up for his buddy Curry Man, but things go horribly awry when an enziguiri from Hurricane intended for Conway clocks Curry Man instead
-A clearly disappointed Hurricane rolls out of the ring as El Conquistador nails Curry Man with the swinging neckbreaker for the 1, 2, 3...
-Winner, and still Champion Of The Universe, El Conquistador Rob Conway
-Post-match, Curry Man follows Hurricane up the ramp where an argument of mostly posturing, gesticulating, and head-wagging ensues
-Hurricane turns to leave, but is spun back around by Curry Man... Hurricane with the quick kick-to-the-gut, lift, Vertebreaker on the ramp
-Fade to black as Hurricane stares down the motionless limp body of Curry Man at the top of the ramp

[Road Warrior Shark]

Gator's fun is almost too much this time. A Thong match? please tell me you mean the shoe. ME would be decent, but not great.

Carlito's silliness is contained in 2 matches. the rest is pretty solid. Ultimo/Martel is Fantastic, and earns you a vote.

[MayhemNX]

Carlito

[Doug]

Gators card is silly, but I really like silly so that's okay by me. Carlito has a solid card with some fun comedy in it as well, so I'm glad these two got matched up. That said, I don't care much for Carlito's main event, so I think I'm giving the slight nod to Gator on this one.

[Matte]

Raven vs. Wyatt, neat. I voted carlito. He has good stuff, and Gator's gimmick would wear me out after a full show like this, personally.

[Sportsguy]

Carlito