Round 2: GoBots vs. Mr. T
Feb 22, 2007 12:30:29 GMT -5
Post by Loki on Feb 22, 2007 12:30:29 GMT -5
Because soemone has to do it:
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest; the result was the 80's.
Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of vitamin T.
On the A-team, Face, Hannibal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr. T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.
Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus...all Caucasian people moved to the back.
Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.
Mr. T pities the fool who doesn't pity the fool, thus creating a never-ending loop of pity and pain.
It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.
Mr. T once appeared on the show, Fear Factor, not as a contestant, but as a stunt. There were no winners and 6 deaths on the show that day. Mr. T has not been invited back.
Mr. T was the first to kill two birds with one stone. He kept the stone, and as of now it has killed 6,048.
Mr. T is actually listed on the periodic table of elements. His element symbol is Ba, and his atomic weight is pain.
When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.
The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.
Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Mr. T.
Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Mr. T has three Ys and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be.
You have only seen Mr. T in human form. In Narnia, he is a T. Rex with a lion's tail hanging out of his mouth.
When creating the alphabet, Mr. T placed the letters M, R, and T in seperate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear.
Underneath the mohawk lies a gentle and loving man. In front of the man lies the thousands of corpses of his enemies.
In 1989, Mr. T systematically killed every member of the band "MR. MISTER" for stealing his first name.
In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with B-cell lymphoma but he pitied his own fool cells until the disease turned into T-cell lymphoma. Upon closer inspection by doctors, the cancerous T-cells now had mohawks, gold chains around their nuclei and were tired of the other cell's jibba-jabba.
Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's.
Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters.
Mr. T was once involved in a head-on car crash, and he was the only survivor. Mr. T was walking at the time.
Voting will close on or around 2/25.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest; the result was the 80's.
Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of vitamin T.
On the A-team, Face, Hannibal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr. T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.
Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus...all Caucasian people moved to the back.
Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.
Mr. T pities the fool who doesn't pity the fool, thus creating a never-ending loop of pity and pain.
It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.
Mr. T once appeared on the show, Fear Factor, not as a contestant, but as a stunt. There were no winners and 6 deaths on the show that day. Mr. T has not been invited back.
Mr. T was the first to kill two birds with one stone. He kept the stone, and as of now it has killed 6,048.
Mr. T is actually listed on the periodic table of elements. His element symbol is Ba, and his atomic weight is pain.
When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.
The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.
Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Mr. T.
Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Mr. T has three Ys and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be.
You have only seen Mr. T in human form. In Narnia, he is a T. Rex with a lion's tail hanging out of his mouth.
When creating the alphabet, Mr. T placed the letters M, R, and T in seperate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear.
Underneath the mohawk lies a gentle and loving man. In front of the man lies the thousands of corpses of his enemies.
In 1989, Mr. T systematically killed every member of the band "MR. MISTER" for stealing his first name.
In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with B-cell lymphoma but he pitied his own fool cells until the disease turned into T-cell lymphoma. Upon closer inspection by doctors, the cancerous T-cells now had mohawks, gold chains around their nuclei and were tired of the other cell's jibba-jabba.
Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's.
Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters.
Mr. T was once involved in a head-on car crash, and he was the only survivor. Mr. T was walking at the time.
Voting will close on or around 2/25.
