[Loki]

Which way will Lucky jump? The world needs to know!

[Loki]

FYI: I was going to re-seed these like I did the cartoon showdown, so the 1 seed (Muppets) would go against the 4 seed (Fraggle Rock). But Saved By The Bell has been a pretty weak two seed and is the weakest show still around. So I left this bracket as is.

[The Canadian Content]

Is there really any need to vote here? Why don't we just save some time and give the Muppets a bye?

[Loki]

I betcha Krydor voted for Saved By The Bell. He's a canuck and weird that way.

[Krydor]

Jim Henson was a Canadian. The Muppets was one of the best shows to air in the history of television.

[williamssl]

[The Canadian Content]

EXALT for Tex.

[The Canadian Content]

krydor said:

Jim Henson was a Canadian.

When did we get Mississippi? (And is it too late to give it back?)

[Loki]

Krydor's always trying to claim credit for stuf he didn't do. Krydor invented the internets. Krydor hung Saddam Hussein. Krydor is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. Best to just nod and smile.

[Lucky]

loki said:

Which way will Lucky jump? The world needs to know!

Does it really? Hot Chick rule was only in effect for shows I don't care about. That's not the case here. Let us advance to an all Muppet final!

[Loki]

Pshah. Try to clarify it all you want. The truth doesn't matter. Much like Solly will always be known as Moose's bitch, no matter how many videos he posts of his having sex with females, you will always be known as the guy who decides things based on hot chicks.

Don't try to fight it. Don't try to argue. Just accept it and move on.

[Krydor]

loki said:

Krydor's always trying to claim credit for stuf he didn't do. Krydor invented the internets. Krydor hung Saddam Hussein. Krydor is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. Best to just nod and smile.

I also invented the internal combustion engine. I did not patent it because I wanted mankind to benefit.

Yeah, I was wrong about Henson. I could have sworn he was a Canadian. Ah well.

[Lucky]

loki said:

Pshah. Try to clarify it all you want. The truth doesn't matter. Much like Solly will always be known as Moose's bitch, no matter how many videos he posts of his having sex with females, you will always be known as the guy who decides things based on hot chicks.

Don't try to fight it. Don't try to argue. Just accept it and move on.

Well, when you put it next to that Solly/Moose thing its not really that bad a label to have, is it? Better than the stat thing too.

Ok. I voted hot chicks. Brooke Shields, Crystal Gale, Lynda Carter, Cherryl Ladd, Raquel Welch, Twiggy. Muppets beat out Saved By The Bell.

[Jack Quinn]

Janice was kinda hot

[Lucky]

Yes... yes she was. As a kid I wlways really wanted to be Zoot. Would have plowed her hard if I got my wish.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

You know Dr. Teeth totally hit that. Do you really want to follow him or Lew Zealand? Just sayin'.

[Lucky]

Lew? She's not a skank or nothing. No reason to think the weird fish thrower had her. Floyd had her and I wouldn't be shocked if Teeth did. Animal's always chasing the real women. So while Floyd and the Doc MAY be classic rock guys who I don't want to follow... I'm Zoot. So I've probably been just as bad. And Janice would let you do her up the ass. I betcha.

Besides, I'm made of felt. Can I even contract an STD?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Lew was easily the kink on the show, he probably fucked Janice with the fish while the Swedish Chef gave running commentary.

[Jack Quinn]

luckylopez said:

Besides, I'm made of felt. Can I even contract an STD?

I think the worst you can get is rugburn

[The Jewish Cunthead]

You think? That's not what you said last night.

[docx]

I think the worst you can get is rugburn

Not true at all. The spots that receive excessive wear start to show threadbare. They can get all shiny and smooth, instead of soft and huggable. You can start to pil up.
Not to mention the stain factor.
It's hard out there for a felt pimp.

[Jack Quinn]

fsolomon75 said:

Lew was easily the kink on the show, he probably fucked Janice with the fish while the Swedish Chef gave running commentary.

nah, I think they replayed an old wrestling story I heard. Lew laid under a glass top table and jerked off while Janice shit on the table. The Swedish chef sat in the corner and watched. Fozzy came in half way through and ran out the room throwing up.

[Loki]

Muppets win, but that's a minor point. We'll keep this thread stickied for the perverse puppet sex talk.