[Road Warrior Shark]

Wrestle MehNia

Steve Austin	Cody Rhodes	Shinsuke Nakamura	Christian	Bubba Ray Dudley
Matt Jackson	Scott Steiner	Jeff Hardy	Raven	Matt Hardy
Karrion Kross	Orange Cassidy	Nick Jackson	Jeff Jarrett	D-Von Dudley
Sid Vicious	Paul Orndorff	Elias	Tony Nese	Timothy Thatcher
Chris Candido	Jinder Mahal	Drew Gulak	Mike Bennett	Dennis Condrey
Steve Keirn	Tom Zenk	Danny Spivey	Larry Zbyszko	Lana
Kevin Kelly	David Otunga	Titus O'Neil	Mike Enos	Wayne Bloom
Alicia Fox	Tatanka	Elix Skipper	Shannon Moore	This Guy
This Guy	This Guy	This Guy	This Guy	This Guy

[Road Warrior Shark]

No big deal, just announcing the

Mehn Event of

Wrestle MehNia I

Lucha De Apuesta: Loser Must Wear a Mask

"Stunning" Steve Austin vs. "Dashing" Cody Rhodes

[Road Warrior Shark]

Voice Over Guy: What the hell am I doing here? I thought the OOWF was on hiatus still?

Random Voice: This isn't the OOWF.

VOG: Oh. Well then, let's carry on.

RV: Let Us.

VOG: We see Jeff Jarrett standing in front of an office door.

Jarrett: Thank you.

VOG: Like I had a choice in the matter. Can I leave? I have a podcast to not record.

~~~ Door slams in the background ~~~

Jarrett: Anyway. Folks, here we go. Now, I know what you're thinking, but don't worry, I'm not in charge of WrestleMehnia. I Have been asked to act as their spokesman for the time being.

And do I have something special for you, potentially even better than that Global Force Gold we had a few years back.

From the great minds that brought you such classics as the Clockwork Orange House of Fun Match, The Monster's Ball Match, the King of the Mountain Match, Six Sides of Steel, and the Ultimate X Match, is giving you the biggest, baddest, and wildest match concept you've ever heard of

The Break A Leg Match.

That's right, it's the rematch you didn't know you needed to see, and now you can't live without. Sid Vicious. "Big Papa Pump" Scott Steiner. No Pinfalls, Submissions, Countouts or Disqualifications. The only way the match ends is when one man has his leg Broken in Half.

~~~ Dramatic pause ~~~

Jarrett: Coming to WrestleMehnia I

~~~ Fade ~~~

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WrestleMehnia I

Lucha De Apuesta: Loser Must Wear a Mask
"Stunning" Steve Austin vs. "Dashing" Cody Rhodes

Break a Leg Match
Sid Vicious vs. "Big Papa Pump" Scott Steiner

[Road Warrior Shark]

~~~ Jeff Jarrett and Elias are sitting on stools in the middle of a ring. Both have guitars in hand. There is an empty stool between them. ~~~

Elias: Everything old is new again.

Jarrett: While some drafts are putting the band back together, we've taken the band to a whole new level.

Unknow Voice: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Three Man Band.

~~~ Jinder Mahal appears and takes a seat on the third stool. Jarret and Elias strum a note and we fade. ~~~

[Road Warrior Shark]

~~~ We see Larry Zybszko standing at a podium ~~~

Larry Z: So apparently, some jack off has made me the Head Matchmaker. He drafts the Living Legend and doesn't put him in the ring. Moron. Stupid. Low Class. You know what else is low class? Wrestling matches with furniture in them. Everything these days is tables and ladders and chairs, and I for one, am just tired of it.

You look at the Wrestle Mehnia Tag Team Champions, The Dudley Boys. They epitomize that garbage wrestling. You know who else does? The Young Bucks.

So at WrestleMehnia I, we're putting those square pegs in a round hole. Dudley Boys vs Young Bucks. WM Tag Team Titles on the line, in a straight up Wrestling Match. No Tables, Ladders, chairs or any other kind of weapons. No outside the ring shenanigans. Just inside-the-ring-wrestling. And if at any time, any one in the match gets hit with anything other than a wrestling move? I will fire all four of them on the spot.

Now, There's another little punk, another who likes that garbage wrestling himself, who has been a thorn in my side lately, and that's the Emo-Goth-Brooding-Whiner named Raven. "What about me" he asks. I'll tell him what. He gets to face someone who has a style I appreciate very much. Very old school. A classic Hooker & Shooter, Catch as catch can guy. Raven, your WrestleMehnia I opponent? Timothy Thatcher.

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WrestleMehnia I

Lucha De Apuesta: Loser Must Wear a Mask
"Stunning" Steve Austin vs. "Dashing" Cody Rhodes

WM Tag Team Championship Straight Wrestling Match: No Tables, Ladders, Chairs or Weapons allowed
The Dudley Boys (C) vs. The Young Bucks

Break a Leg Match
Sid Vicious vs. "Big Papa Pump" Scott Steiner

Shooter vs. Hardcore
Timothy Thatcher vs. Raven

[Road Warrior Shark]

~~~ The Newly re-formed Three Count (Shannon Moore, Elix Skipper and Evan Karagis) are rehearsing their dance routine backstage. One song ends and "With My Baby Tonight" begins to play. All three men stop and stare at each other. ~~~

Moore: What is this crap?

~~~ Skipper shrugs, then suddenly, Karagis crumbles to the ground, courtesy of a Jeff Jarrett guitar shot. Jinder and Elias swarm in and Three Man Band bloodies Three Count.

Jarrett: There ain't room around here for another three-man music-based faction boys.

Mahal: If you call that music. It is more like choreographed lip-syncing.

~~~ Jarrett stares daggers at Mahal. Elias speaks up to end the uncomfortable silence. ~~~

Elias: When we're done with them, they won't be hitting no high notes.

Jarrett: Speaking of high, lets raise the bar with this match. And I mean Raise. Three Count, Three man band challenges you to a Musical Mayhem Scaffold Match!

~~~ Jarrett and Elias strum a chord, Mahal stomps on Skipper as he stirs and we fade. ~~~

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WrestleMehnia I

Lucha De Apuesta: Loser Must Wear a Mask
"Stunning" Steve Austin vs. "Dashing" Cody Rhodes

WM Tag Team Championship Straight Wrestling Match: No Tables, Ladders, Chairs or Weapons allowed
The Dudley Boys (C) vs. The Young Bucks

Break a Leg Match
Sid Vicious vs. "Big Papa Pump" Scott Steiner

Shooter vs. Hardcore
Timothy Thatcher vs. Raven

Musical Mayhem Scaffold Match
Three Man Band - Jeff Jarrett, Jinder Mahal & Elias vs.
Three Count - Shannon Moore, Elix Skipper & Evan Karagis

[Road Warrior Shark]

WrestleMehnia I
Live! From the Frank Erwin Center in Austin, Texas
Announcers: Kevin Kelly & David Otunga
Lead Matchmaker: Larry Zbyszko


Lucha de Apuesta - Loser Must Wear a Mask
"Stunning" Steve Austin vs. "Dashing" Cody Rhodes


WM Championship Match
Shinsuke Nakamura (C) vs. Christian Cage


WM Tag Team Championship Match - No Tables, Ladders, or Chairs Allowed
The Dudley Boys (C) vs. The Young Bucks


Break A Leg Match
Sid Vicious v. "Big Papa Pump" Scott Steiner


The Hardy Boyz vs. The Midnight Express - "Loverboy" Dennis Condrey & "Fabulous " Steve Keirn w/ Downtown Bruno


Intensity vs. Apathy
Karrion Kross w/ Lana vs. Orange Cassidy


Musical Mayhem Scaffold Match
Three Man Band - Jinder Mahal, Jeff Jarrett, & Elias vs.
Three Count - Shannon Moore, Elix Skipper & Evan Karagis


Hooker vs. Hardcore
Timothy Thatcher vs. Raven


Waffle House Battle Royal - Winner gets a $25 Waffle House Gift Card
Brian Adias
Marcus Bagwell
"Miracle" Mike Bennett
Wayne Bloom
Chris Candido
Mike Enos
Drew Gulak
Orlando Jordan
Jesse Neal
Tony Nese
Titus O'Neil
"Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff
"Dangerous" Danny Spivey
Tatanka
Tom Zenk

[Road Warrior Shark]

Danny Spivey, oddly accompanied by Alicia Fox, wins the Waffle House Battle Royal, backdropping Orndorff over the top to end the match.

Raven suckerpunches Thatcher, and wins with a DDT.

Three Man Band win the Musical Mayhem Scaffold match when Jesse Neal climbs the scffold and throws Shannon Moore off, then diving off on top of him to set up their next match.

Kross Annihilates Cassidy in less then 2 minutes.

Bruno nails Jeff with a shoe, and Condrey piledrives him to gain the Midnight Express a win over the Hardys

Sid breaks Steiner's leg... with help. Danny Spivey and Alicia Fox come to ringside to help. Spivey traps Scott's leg in a chair, and Sid LEAP OFF THE TOP ROPE to stomp on the chair. Alicia Fox raises both mens hands and the Skyscrapers are reunited.

Dudleys top the Bucks in a wrestling match, sadly neither team broke the rules against weapons, so no one was fired.

Christian pins Nakamura after 20 minutes to win the WM title. CLASSIC~!~!~!~

Cody hits a Disaster kick to pin Austin, forcing Steve to don a mask. He will be know as The Masked Rattlesnake from here on out.

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WrestleMehnia II
Live! From the Vivint Arena in Salt Lake City, Utah
Announcers: Kevin Kelly & Scott Steiner
Lead Matchmaker: Larry Zbyszko


WM Title Three Way Dance
Christian Cage (C) vs. "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes vs. Jinder Mahal


WM Tag Team Championship Match
The Dudley Boys (C) vs. The Skyscrapers - "Psycho" Sid Vicious & "Dangerous" Danny Spivey w/ Alicia Fox


Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Raven


Zombie-Free Lumberjack Match
Orange Cassidy vs. Jeff Jarrett
Lumberjacks: "Miracle" Mike Bennett
"Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff
Tom Zenk
Elias
Tatanka
Drew Gulak
Tony Nese
Brian Adias
Orlando Jordan
Marcus Bagwell


The Masked Rattlensnake (Steve Austin) vs. Karrion Kross w/ Lana


Tag Team Money In The Bank Ladder Match
Destruction Crew - Mike Enos & Wayne Bloom vs.
The Young Bucks vs.
The Midnight Express - "Loverboy" Dennis Condrey & "Fabulous " Steve Keirn w/ Downtown Bruno vs.
Three Count - Elix Skipper & Evan Karagis


Lucha De Apuesta - Winner Tattoos the Loser
Jesse Neal vs. "The Prince of Punk" Shannon Moore


Titus O'Neil & David Otunga vs. The Hardy Boys


Timothy Thatcher vs. Chris Candido

[Road Warrior Shark]

Wrestlemehnia II Results:

Thatcher stretches and pins Candido

Neal pins Moore. he tattoos an Ink Inc logo on his chest. Moore is sufficiently impressed, and they hug and Ink Inc reunites! Karagis and Skipper are seen upset in the locker rooms.

Condrey and Keirn win the MITB match. One of the Bucks scales the ladder and starts to pull the briefcase down. As he does, Bloom knocks the ladder down. The Buck takes the big bump, and the briefcase lands at the foot of Condrey who just picks it up and the bell rings.

The Masked Rattlesnake pins Kross after an ugly fight.

Elias emerges from the lumberjacks to nail Jarrett with his guitar, allowing Orange Cassidy to get the win. Jarret and Elias fight, and we have ourselves a match for Wm3!

Nakamura pins Raven clean in about 4 minutes.

Skyscrapers pin Dudleys to win the tag team titles. Foxy provides the needed distraction to tip the scales in her teams favor.

Jinder hits a Khallas on Cody, Christian hits him with the Unprettier right after. Cage pins Mahal in the ME to retain

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WrestleMehnia III
Live! From the Little Caesar's Arena in Detroit, Michigan
Announcers: Kevin Kelly & Scott Steiner
Lead Matchmaker: Larry Zbyszko


WM Title Match
Christian Cage (C) vs. The Masked Rattlesnake (Steve Austin)


WM Tag Team Championship Match
The Skyscrapers - "Psycho" Sid Vicious & "Dangerous" Danny Spivey w/ Alicia Fox vs.
The Midnight Express - "Loverboy" Dennis Condrey & "Fabulous " Steve Keirn w/ Downtown Bruno


Two out of Three Falls Number on Contender's Match
"The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes vs. Shinsuke Nakamura


Grudge Match
Ink, Inc. - Jesse Neal & "The Prince of Punk" Shannon Moore vs.
Three Count - Elix Skipper & Evan Karagis


Orange Cassidy vs. Timothy Thatcher


Destruction Crew - Mike Enos & Wayne Bloom vs. The Young Bucks


Guitar on a Pole Match
Jeff Jarrett vs. Elias


Titus O'Neil & David Otunga vs. Orlando Jordan & Marcus Bagwell


The Dudley Boys (C) vs. The Hardy Boys


Jinder Mahal vs. Karrion Kross w/ Lana


Ten Man Tag Team Match
"Miracle" Mike Bennett, Tom Zenk, Drew Gulak, Tony Nese, & Larry Zbyszko vs.
"Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff, Chris Candido, Tatanka, Brian Adias, & Raven

[Road Warrior Shark]

~~~ Wrestle MehNia Head Matchmaker "The Living Legend" Larry Zbyszko is at a podium. ~~~

Zbyszko - Lets get right to the point. At Wrestlemehnia IV, which is being held at the Hinkle Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, we will begin a tournament to crown a brand new Continental Champion. Four first round matches will take place during Wrestlemehnia IV, Screen time at a big show is precious, so each match will have a strict 10 minute time limit. The entire tournament will be conducted under "Pure Wrestling" Rules, with an official in the ring and on the floor, either of which can call for the bell as they deem necessary.

~~~ We fade to a graphic revealing the rest of the card. ~~~

WrestleMehnia IV
Live! From the Hinkle Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, Indiana
Announcers: Kevin Kelly & Scott Steiner
Lead Matchmaker: Larry Zbyszko


WM Title Match
The Masked Rattlesnake (Steve Austin) (C) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura


WM Tag Team Championship Match
The Midnight Express - "Loverboy" Dennis Condrey & "Fabulous " Steve Keirn w/ Downtown Bruno (C) vs. The Young Bucks


Number One Contender Elimination Chamber Match
"The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes vs. Christian Cage vs. Orange Cassidy vs. Timothy Thatcher vs. Karrion Kross w/ Lana vs. Raven


Continental Championship First Round Match 10 Minute Time Limit, Pure Rules Match
"Miracle" Mike Bennett vs. Chris Candido


The Hardy Boyz vs. The Skyscrapers - "Psycho" Sid Vicious & "Dangerous" Danny Spivey w/ Alicia Fox


Continental Championship First Round Match 10 Minute Time Limit, Pure Rules Match
Elix Skipper vs. Evan Karagis


Destruction Crew - Mike Enos & Wayne Bloom vs. The Dudley Boys


Continental Championship First Round Match 10 Minute Time Limit, Pure Rules Match
"Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff vs. Buff Bagwell


Ink, Inc. - Jesse Neal & "The Prince of Punk" Shannon Moore vs. Titus O'Neil & David Otunga


Continental Championship First Round Match 10 Minute Time Limit, Pure Rules Match
Tatanka vs. Tom Zenk


Lip Sync Battle
Jinder Mahal vs. Jeff Jarrett vs. Elias