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The camera pans the crowd at the Bojangles Coliseum in Charlotte, NC. The camera then pans to the announce table with Excalibur and Bobby “the Brain” Heenan.

Ex: Hello wrestling fans, welcome to Charlotte, North Carolina, one of the proverbial capitals of wrestling. I’m here with Bobby “the Brain” Heenan…

BH: Hello Ham and Eggers…

Ex: Thank you Brain. I’ll be honest, I don’t know why we’re here. All I’ve been told Is that this is Big Money Wrestling…

BH: Presented by BMW.

Ex: Yes, and to wait further instructions. So hopefully…



The Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase slowly walks to the ring, followed by Virgil, JBL, William Regal, Southern Justice, JBL, Bobby Roode, Masahiro Chono, Sean O’Haire, and Jinder Mahal.

M$M: I need no introductions, as every single person in this arena want to be me. Welcome to MY wrestling company, Big Money Wrestling!

JBL: Presented by BMW

M$M: First, what did you think of our lovely ladies doing our intro? Where did I find them? I did what every brilliant business man does… I outsourced the job to Mexico! YEHAHAHAH!
We have the greatest collection of wrestling talent in the world. We have a literal Wrestling God in JBL. The best man to come out of Texas…well…ever YEAHAHAHAH!
We have the best wrestler to ever come out of Jolly Ol’ England; Lord …um, do you prefer Steve or William?

LWR: *Nose in the air* William sounds more Regal.

M$M: I see what ya did there! YEAHAHAHAH.
Next we have the greatest World Champion from Japan. Masahiro Chono.
Then we Have India’s greatest export…



DR: Hold on just a second there daddy. This company ain’t all about you. This company is for all of them. *points to the audience*

M$M: Dusty! Who invited your fat ass out here? The Million Dollar Man is talking! You think you take me on? You and what army?



Diamond Dallas Page comes out, High fives Dusty, then does the Diamond gesture and BANG!

M$M: That the best you got, Dusty?

DDP: I have never seen a bigger collection of swelled heads in my life. You bunch of morons do have one thing in common. You SUCK!

JBL: Page! Your mouth just wrote a check your ass can’t cash! I’m gonna deal with you personally! Who else you got, fat man?



Sami Zayn comes out hyping up the crowd. The Million Dollar Man is clearly not pleased.

M$M: Still not bothered, Dusty. You’re gonna have to do better than this.




The Von Erichs, David, Kerry, and Kevin come out playing to the crowd. DiBiase begins kicking the ropes in frustration. Dusty, DDP, Zayn, and the Von Erichs are about to head to the ring…



Shane McMahon comes out dancing, wearing a North Carolina Tar Heels football jersey. Taryn Terrell is by his side.

SM: Ohhhh, this is good, this is good.

M$M: Shane, what do you want? This is my company!

SM: Ted, you may own a good chunk of it, but the name on the line for majority owner reads “Shane McMahon”. I know what I promised you. I promised you the spotlight, and the Million Dollar Championship… But this is better. I smell ratings. I smell money. I smell…. War Games!

LWR: War Games?!

SM: War Games! Team Dusty, vs The Million Dollar Team. The winning team decides the Million Dollar Champion. I like this. My lovely assistant and GM, Taryn Terrell will be out later with the official card. This is great, I LOVE this. Yes!

Shane’s music plays as we FADE…..

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TT: Ladies and gentlemen, the card for the first ever show for Big Money Wrestling, presented by BMW…

War Games for the Million Dollar Championship
Million Dollar Team: Ted DiBiase, MJF, Lord William Regal, Bobby Roode, Masahiro Chono
vs.
Team Dusty: Dusty Rhodes, David Von Erich, Kerry Von Erich, Sami Zayn, Tommy Dreamer

International Women’s Wrestling Showcase
Winners will meet for BMW Women’s Championship next week
I: Angelina Love (CAN) vs. Britt Baker D.M.D. (USA) vs. Faby Apache (MEX)
II: Lyra Valkyria (IRL) vs. Nikki Cross (GBR) vs. Xia Li (CHN)

JBL & Southern Justice vs. Diamond Dallas Page and the New Age Outlaws

BMW Tag Team Championship
Heavy Machinery vs Pretty Deadly

Madison Rayne vs Thea Hail

Winner’s team gets first entry into War Games
Kevin Von Erich vs. Sean O’Haire

[Sportsguy]

Inject that War Games Match into my veins. Love the setup here.

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Winner’s team gets first entry into War Games
Kevin Von Erich vs. Sean O’Haire
Virgil accompanied O’Haire and continuously distracted Von Erich, allowing O’Haire to get the win.

Madison Rayne vs Thea Hail
Thea scored the upset win. After the match she was confronted by the Beautiful People. They started to attack her, leading to Mandy Rose making the save. Immediately afterwards, Jackie Redmond makes her to the ramp to talk to Thea and Mandy

JR: What was all that about?
TH: I dunno, they’re crazy! CRAZY!
MR: The only bully around here, sweethearts, is me. Next week, me and Thea. The three of you. Bring it sisters.
Taryn Terrell comes out to confront Mandy.
TT: I’m not sanctioning a handicap match. We don’t do things like that here.
MR: So what are you gonna do about it?
TT: …. I’m gonna join you…

JBL & Southern Justice vs. Diamond Dallas Page and the New Age Outlaws
A great match until Kiana James came to the ring and would later interfere, tripping Road Dogg, leaving him vulnerable to a Clothesline from Hell.

International Women’s Wrestling Showcase
Angelina Love (CAN) vs. Britt Baker D.M.D. (USA) vs. Faby Apache (MEX)
After Angelina pump kicked the ring post, trying to take out Apache, Apache rolled into the ring and straight into Britt for the Lock Jaw.

BMW Tag Team Championship
Heavy Machinery vs Pretty Deadly
A fun match results in Pretty Deadly to pull off the victory to become the first BMW Tag Team Champions

Jackie Redmond is backstage with Diamond Dallas Page.
JR: Tough loss tonight, DDP.
DDP: Tough loss? Tough loss my ass. JBL, ya piece of crap, I didn’t wanna do this. They said let’s do it, but I just wanted to do my own thing, but now. Now, you leave me no choice…
Sol Ruca walks up behind Jackie and high fives DDP.
RD: (off camera): Oh you didn’t know?
Road Dogg and Billy Gunn walk up beside DDP.
RD: Your ass better callllllll somebodddddy.
DDP: Do it Dogg.
RD: Oh hell yeah, The New Age Outlaws are proud to present, The Road Dogg Jesse James! The Bad Ass, Billy Gunn! La Chica Sol Ruca! And the People’s Champ, DDP! RE-Generation X!
BG: And if you’re not down with that, we got one word for ya!
They all make the Diamond sign into a crotch chop.
All: BANG!!

International Women’s Wrestling Showcase
Winners will meet for BMW Women’s Championship next week
II: Lyra Valkyria (IRL) vs. Nikki Cross (GBR) vs. Xia Li (CHN)
A great Triple Threat match, with Lyra Valkyria outclassing her opponents.


War Games for the Million Dollar Championship
Million Dollar Team: Ted DiBiase, MJF, Lord William Regal, Bobby Roode, Masahiro Chono
vs.
Team Dusty: Dusty Rhodes, David Von Erich, Kerry Von Erich, Sami Zayn, Tommy Dreamer

Order of Entry
1. Masahiro Chono
2. Tommy Dreamer
3. Bobby Roode
4. Dusty Rhodes
5. MJF
6. Kerry Von Erich
7. Lord William Regal
8. Sami Zayn
9. Ted DiBiase
10. David Von Erich
A brutal War Games indeed. Ultimately the heels prevailed. Kerry Von Erich was incapacitated by Regal. They then allowed DiBiase to get the winning pin while the others protected the pin. Virgil then enters the cage and places the Million Dollar Championship around the waist of the Million Dollar Man.
M$M: I’d like to thank my loyal team, and most importantly, MYSELF! YEHAHAHA. Dusty, you failed! I told you, I told you all I was in charge. I promise you though, I will indeed be a fighting champion… When I feel like it! YEHAHAHAH. Good luck finding me worthy opponents Shane-O!


SM: Well, Ted, I was gonna wait, but since you asked. I already have your next challenger lined up. Well, Challengers. Next week, one on one, to be named Number One Contender, it’s gonna be David Von Erich versus… MJF!
Ted casts an eye towards MJF who has a silly grin. MJF then looks towards David Von Erich. They stare each other down as we FADE….

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Number One Contender for the Million Dollar Championship
David Von Erich vs. MJF
Virgil came out half way through the match and ultimately interfered, costing MJF the match.

BMW Women’s Championship
Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. vs. Lyra Valkyria
In a classic match, Lyra outdueled Britt to become the first BMW Women’s Champion

Mixed 8 Man Tag
Bluestone Company )JBL, Southern Justice, and Kiana James) vs. RE-Generation X (Diamond Dallas Page, The New Age Outlaws, and Sol Ruca)
Despite the Mixed Tag rules, Billy Gunn caught Kiana James and held her in place for the Sol Snatcher from Sol Ruca for the win

The Beautiful People (Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, and Madison Rayne) vs. Mandy Rose, Thea Hail, and Taryn Terrell
Mandy Rose caught Madison Rayne with the “Kiss from the Rose” for the win. After the match, Mandy made the “belt motion” to Taryn, which drew a response of “I got you”

The Von Erichs (Kerry & Kevin) vs. Bobby Roode & Sean O’Haire
A great tag team match ended with a double Iron Claw for the Von Erichs

Dusty Rhodes vs. The Honky Tonk Man
A bionic elbow landed Dusty the victory

Hardcore Match
Tommy Dreamer vs Masahiro Chono
Chono was out of his element, and Tommy proved why he is the “King of Hardcore”

BMW Tag Team Championship Rematch
Pretty Deadly[C] vs. Heavy Machinery
Despite Heavy Machinery’s best efforts, Pretty Deadly outsmarted them at every turn and retained their BMW Tag Team Championships


Jinder Mahal vs Heath Slater
Jinder beat his former friend in both their first BMW match

Sami Zayn vs. Lord William Regal
Regal proved why he is one of the most feared grapplers in the business