Big Money Wrestling presented by BMW
Jun 1, 2024 6:59:02 GMT -5
Post by bcoop on Jun 1, 2024 6:59:02 GMT -5
The camera pans the crowd at the Bojangles Coliseum in Charlotte, NC. The camera then pans to the announce table with Excalibur and Bobby “the Brain” Heenan.
Ex: Hello wrestling fans, welcome to Charlotte, North Carolina, one of the proverbial capitals of wrestling. I’m here with Bobby “the Brain” Heenan…
BH: Hello Ham and Eggers…
Ex: Thank you Brain. I’ll be honest, I don’t know why we’re here. All I’ve been told Is that this is Big Money Wrestling…
BH: Presented by BMW.
Ex: Yes, and to wait further instructions. So hopefully…
The Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase slowly walks to the ring, followed by Virgil, JBL, William Regal, Southern Justice, JBL, Bobby Roode, Masahiro Chono, Sean O’Haire, and Jinder Mahal.
M$M: I need no introductions, as every single person in this arena want to be me. Welcome to MY wrestling company, Big Money Wrestling!
JBL: Presented by BMW
M$M: First, what did you think of our lovely ladies doing our intro? Where did I find them? I did what every brilliant business man does… I outsourced the job to Mexico! YEHAHAHAH!
We have the greatest collection of wrestling talent in the world. We have a literal Wrestling God in JBL. The best man to come out of Texas…well…ever YEAHAHAHAH!
We have the best wrestler to ever come out of Jolly Ol’ England; Lord …um, do you prefer Steve or William?
LWR: *Nose in the air* William sounds more Regal.
M$M: I see what ya did there! YEAHAHAHAH.
Next we have the greatest World Champion from Japan. Masahiro Chono.
Then we Have India’s greatest export…
DR: Hold on just a second there daddy. This company ain’t all about you. This company is for all of them. *points to the audience*
M$M: Dusty! Who invited your fat ass out here? The Million Dollar Man is talking! You think you take me on? You and what army?
Diamond Dallas Page comes out, High fives Dusty, then does the Diamond gesture and BANG!
M$M: That the best you got, Dusty?
DDP: I have never seen a bigger collection of swelled heads in my life. You bunch of morons do have one thing in common. You SUCK!
JBL: Page! Your mouth just wrote a check your ass can’t cash! I’m gonna deal with you personally! Who else you got, fat man?
Sami Zayn comes out hyping up the crowd. The Million Dollar Man is clearly not pleased.
M$M: Still not bothered, Dusty. You’re gonna have to do better than this.
The Von Erichs, David, Kerry, and Kevin come out playing to the crowd. DiBiase begins kicking the ropes in frustration. Dusty, DDP, Zayn, and the Von Erichs are about to head to the ring…
Shane McMahon comes out dancing, wearing a North Carolina Tar Heels football jersey. Taryn Terrell is by his side.
SM: Ohhhh, this is good, this is good.
M$M: Shane, what do you want? This is my company!
SM: Ted, you may own a good chunk of it, but the name on the line for majority owner reads “Shane McMahon”. I know what I promised you. I promised you the spotlight, and the Million Dollar Championship… But this is better. I smell ratings. I smell money. I smell…. War Games!
LWR: War Games?!
SM: War Games! Team Dusty, vs The Million Dollar Team. The winning team decides the Million Dollar Champion. I like this. My lovely assistant and GM, Taryn Terrell will be out later with the official card. This is great, I LOVE this. Yes!
Shane’s music plays as we FADE…..