Rd. 2 - Hollywood: 4) Joe vs. 12) Owen
Mar 7, 2008 15:56:51 GMT -5
Post by Lucky on Mar 7, 2008 15:56:51 GMT -5
He was gone at just the right time. I have it on good authority that he was going to screw a little boy after the PPV. Not a big deal? It was Jarrett's boy. He would have been so distraught he retires from wrestling immediately. TNA never gets started.
Vince would be so offended by this that he'd fire Owen. He'd of course get a job with WCW where he'd pee in Bret's mouth after the show. Only he misses and gets his eye. Bret is forced to retire even earlier. Chris Benoit is so distraught he retires immediately, has 8 more children, and 10 years later murders them all.
Eddie Guerrerro, Perry Saturn, and Dean Malenko call Vince looking for a job with their buddy Disco Inferno and Vince laughs and hangs up the phone (I mean, a Mexican and a crazy cross dressing ECW freak?). So instead they just get buried for their insubordination, losing matches to Sean Stasiak. WCW is worse than it was and dies anyway. But when Vince buys it he buries the Radicalz with the rest of them. Due to this stalling in his career Eddie is still being buried when he dies before he ever has a chance to breakout as El Mariachi, a gimmick stolen from a movie Vince JUST watched.
Because of the extra bodies in the WCW buyout Vince never feels the need to incorporate ECW into the invasion. RVD never arrives in WWE and just fades into oblivion. Heyman never gets a bigger role and is fired as an announcer a few months later. He retires from the business to reinvent Extreme Battle Dome and he never gets a chance to book SD and the Smackdown Six (or 4 since Benoit is retired and Eddie is losing to Scotty 2 Hotty in the lower card). ONS never happens, ECW is never reformed and CM Punk is given a school teacher gimmick.
Needless to say all of this makes WWE even worse than it has been but with not even a TNA present or highlights like the SD Six, Benoit winning the title, Eddie, and ONS its just a barren wasteland of suck. Kurt Angle never has any equal talent to wrestle and HHH buries him. X-Pac and Scott Hall get rehired and the Kliq and Steph dominate. Not funny Nash either. End of WCW Nash. The brand split occurs when HHH gives Nash the Fingerpoke of Doom II and the two split power as the two world champions. Rock never gets as big as he did and still leaves to do films, but is forced to do porn. Austin and Foley quit the business in disgust of the state of wrestling.
Vote for Joe. Owen would have destroyed wrestling.
Also, with no TNA Joe would have been hired by WWE and become Umaga.
Vince would be so offended by this that he'd fire Owen. He'd of course get a job with WCW where he'd pee in Bret's mouth after the show. Only he misses and gets his eye. Bret is forced to retire even earlier. Chris Benoit is so distraught he retires immediately, has 8 more children, and 10 years later murders them all.
Eddie Guerrerro, Perry Saturn, and Dean Malenko call Vince looking for a job with their buddy Disco Inferno and Vince laughs and hangs up the phone (I mean, a Mexican and a crazy cross dressing ECW freak?). So instead they just get buried for their insubordination, losing matches to Sean Stasiak. WCW is worse than it was and dies anyway. But when Vince buys it he buries the Radicalz with the rest of them. Due to this stalling in his career Eddie is still being buried when he dies before he ever has a chance to breakout as El Mariachi, a gimmick stolen from a movie Vince JUST watched.
Because of the extra bodies in the WCW buyout Vince never feels the need to incorporate ECW into the invasion. RVD never arrives in WWE and just fades into oblivion. Heyman never gets a bigger role and is fired as an announcer a few months later. He retires from the business to reinvent Extreme Battle Dome and he never gets a chance to book SD and the Smackdown Six (or 4 since Benoit is retired and Eddie is losing to Scotty 2 Hotty in the lower card). ONS never happens, ECW is never reformed and CM Punk is given a school teacher gimmick.
Needless to say all of this makes WWE even worse than it has been but with not even a TNA present or highlights like the SD Six, Benoit winning the title, Eddie, and ONS its just a barren wasteland of suck. Kurt Angle never has any equal talent to wrestle and HHH buries him. X-Pac and Scott Hall get rehired and the Kliq and Steph dominate. Not funny Nash either. End of WCW Nash. The brand split occurs when HHH gives Nash the Fingerpoke of Doom II and the two split power as the two world champions. Rock never gets as big as he did and still leaves to do films, but is forced to do porn. Austin and Foley quit the business in disgust of the state of wrestling.
Vote for Joe. Owen would have destroyed wrestling.
Also, with no TNA Joe would have been hired by WWE and become Umaga.