OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (06/04) Lineup!
May 28, 2008 22:10:23 GMT -5
Post by Jack Quinn on May 28, 2008 22:10:23 GMT -5
<We open in LJ Bennett's office where we see Bennett sitting behind a large desk with his army assembled behind him>
Ladies and Gentlemen, as many of you know, this upcoming week we are crowning a new set of champions in the OOWF. We are crowning six man tag team champions, or Trios de Campeones as they will be called.
Now, in the interest of fairness, and I am all about keeping things fair, we decided to split the entrants in the tournament to three teams from my men, three teams from Ricks boys and two teams from the undecideds.
Well, now that WAS the plan, but you see, as CEO of this company I am also about making money, and after seeing the two teams from the Undecideds, well that just wasn't going to work. So, since The Nerve Agent, Voltage and Mark Vander are all currently unavailable....
<cut to a clip of Vander, Nerve and Volt being taken out by Bennett's men>
Since they are no longer available, we needed another team, and on such short notice! Thankfully for us, IHOP and Muerte have stepped up and volunteered to form a team for the tournament. Way to step up boys.
<just then Moose leans in and says something to Bennett>
Oh yes, it seems like The Worlds Greatest Fag Team....we need to get that fixed....needs a partner. Now, I looked at all the names that were not attached to a team, I scoured the list and tried to find just the right partner for them. After hours of deliberation, my eyes fell across the perfect name
Alexander Darling
So Darling, you will be teaming with F. Fonzworth MacCappington III and Ryan Hardcore this week. May the best team win.
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Jakarta, Indonesia
OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match[/u]
LD Williams vs. Outback Jack
OOWF Intercontinental Title vs. Career Match[/u]
Donovan Viper vs. Capellan
OOWF World Tag Team Title Match[/u]
Gaelic Storm vs. Tytan & Blitz
OOWF Onslaught Championship Match[/u]
Firewoman vs. Bunny
OOWF Campeonas de Trios Tournament[/u]
Moosehead Jack, Attitude Adjuster & The Dead vs. The Worlds Greatest Fag Team & Alexander Darling
Eric O'Mac, Tyson Kincaid & Chris Cole vs. The Midnight Sons & Stank
Concrete TG, Firechild & The Amnesiac vs. IHOP & Muerte
Poe, Justin Sane & Knife vs. Run DLP Classic
Card subject to protest marches
Ladies and Gentlemen, as many of you know, this upcoming week we are crowning a new set of champions in the OOWF. We are crowning six man tag team champions, or Trios de Campeones as they will be called.
Now, in the interest of fairness, and I am all about keeping things fair, we decided to split the entrants in the tournament to three teams from my men, three teams from Ricks boys and two teams from the undecideds.
Well, now that WAS the plan, but you see, as CEO of this company I am also about making money, and after seeing the two teams from the Undecideds, well that just wasn't going to work. So, since The Nerve Agent, Voltage and Mark Vander are all currently unavailable....
<cut to a clip of Vander, Nerve and Volt being taken out by Bennett's men>
Since they are no longer available, we needed another team, and on such short notice! Thankfully for us, IHOP and Muerte have stepped up and volunteered to form a team for the tournament. Way to step up boys.
<just then Moose leans in and says something to Bennett>
Oh yes, it seems like The Worlds Greatest Fag Team....we need to get that fixed....needs a partner. Now, I looked at all the names that were not attached to a team, I scoured the list and tried to find just the right partner for them. After hours of deliberation, my eyes fell across the perfect name
Alexander Darling
So Darling, you will be teaming with F. Fonzworth MacCappington III and Ryan Hardcore this week. May the best team win.
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Jakarta, Indonesia
OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match[/u]
LD Williams vs. Outback Jack
OOWF Intercontinental Title vs. Career Match[/u]
Donovan Viper vs. Capellan
OOWF World Tag Team Title Match[/u]
Gaelic Storm vs. Tytan & Blitz
OOWF Onslaught Championship Match[/u]
Firewoman vs. Bunny
OOWF Campeonas de Trios Tournament[/u]
Moosehead Jack, Attitude Adjuster & The Dead vs. The Worlds Greatest Fag Team & Alexander Darling
Eric O'Mac, Tyson Kincaid & Chris Cole vs. The Midnight Sons & Stank
Concrete TG, Firechild & The Amnesiac vs. IHOP & Muerte
Poe, Justin Sane & Knife vs. Run DLP Classic
Card subject to protest marches