[Tommy]

Aug 13, 2008 11:20:20 GMT -5 Habs said:

And here is the question that usually follows: Have you ever screwed a fat chick? Where you drunk?

Anyone who answers this question anything other than Yes is a liar.

[Byrntrigan]

Aug 13, 2008 12:50:46 GMT -5 Tommy said:

Aug 13, 2008 11:20:20 GMT -5 Habs said:

And here is the question that usually follows: Have you ever screwed a fat chick? Where you drunk?

Anyone who answers this question anything other than Yes is a liar.

Or hasn't slept with too many women, or has a very forgiving standard on "fat"

[DevSop]

Aug 13, 2008 3:03:01 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

Aug 12, 2008 19:55:05 GMT -5 DevSop said:

Probably the day I told my biological father that I never needed nor wanted to see or talk to him again.

You can answer this as vague or as detailed as you want to - What did he do to make you want him out of your life?

2 words should be enough...Abusing alcoholic.

[DevSop]

Aug 13, 2008 7:20:04 GMT -5 BTR said:

What's the best part about showering with a 14 year-old?

Never done it. Thank god you didn't ask about 16 year olds.

[DevSop]

Aug 13, 2008 9:56:03 GMT -5 Habs said:

Any phobias?

Not a big one, but I am a little scared of spiders.

Any hobbies?

Not so much anymore. Used to be a big card collector.

Any pet peeves?

Smoking.

[DevSop]

Aug 13, 2008 10:38:29 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Well, I might as well bust out these fucking chestnuts, as I've asked all 43 other ?'s I've been asking everyone else ;D

19. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?

No

20. Ever had a threesome?

No

21. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated?

Yes

22. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?

Yes. Yes and no.

[DevSop]

Aug 13, 2008 11:20:20 GMT -5 Habs said:

And here is the question that usually follows: Have you ever screwed a fat chick? Where you drunk?

Yes. Yes.

[DevSop]

Aug 13, 2008 11:22:19 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

And since it's Sop - how young was the youngest girl you've banged?

Based on the wording of this question, I think I'm safe with saying 15.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Follow-up question - how old were you when she was 15?

[DevSop]

Aug 13, 2008 14:16:32 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Follow-up question - how old were you when she was 15?

17.

[Andy]

How could that have been worded any different to get another answer?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

What's the statute of limitations for statuatory rape in Jersey?

[DevSop]

Aug 13, 2008 14:17:59 GMT -5 Andy said:

How could that have been worded any different to get another answer?

It could have been a slightly different question where the actual age wasn't the number being looked at.

[OpTard]

what was the biggest age difference between you and your sexual partner, where you were over 18 and she was under?

[DevSop]

Aug 13, 2008 14:19:41 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

What's the statute of limitations for statuatory rape in Jersey?

I do not know since I've never had to worry about it.

[DevSop]

Aug 13, 2008 14:22:50 GMT -5 OpTard said:

what was the biggest age difference between you and your sexual partner, where you were over 18 and she was under?

Knowingly, 21 and 17....unknowingly the first time 23 and 17.

[Habs]

What was the biggest age difference between you and your sexual partner?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Aug 13, 2008 14:30:07 GMT -5 DevSop said:

Aug 13, 2008 14:22:50 GMT -5 OpTard said:

what was the biggest age difference between you and your sexual partner, where you were over 18 and she was under?

Knowingly, 21 and 17....unknowingly the first time 23 and 17.

Unknowingly? What happened?

[Tommy]

God I hope I don't get some of these.

[BTR]

What's your favorite book of the Bible?

What's cuter, a doggy or a kitty?

What is the best flower there is in the whooole world?

[Eric O'Mac]

Aug 13, 2008 14:47:09 GMT -5 BTR said:

What's your favorite book of the Bible?

What's cuter, a doggy or a kitty?

What is the best flower there is in the whooole world?

God, I hope I don't get some of these.

[Tommy]

Aug 13, 2008 14:53:49 GMT -5 Eric O'Mac said:

Aug 13, 2008 14:47:09 GMT -5 BTR said:

What's your favorite book of the Bible?

What's cuter, a doggy or a kitty?

What is the best flower there is in the whooole world?

God, I hope I don't get some of these.

Exalt.

[Andy]

If you had to pick five male members (pun intended) of OO/PH to run an anal train on you, which five would it be, which order would they go in, and why?

[salmonjunkie]

Aug 13, 2008 12:53:03 GMT -5 Byrntrigan said:

Aug 13, 2008 12:50:46 GMT -5 Tommy said:

Anyone who answers this question anything other than Yes is a liar.

Or hasn't slept with too many women, or has a very forgiving standard on "fat"

Hey, I may have not slept with a lot of women, but I also haven't slept with a lot of woman.


Ba dum dum!

[salmonjunkie]

What is your favorite joke to tell?