Pun's House Spotlight: DXB
Sept 17, 2008 0:05:16 GMT -5
Post by Byrntrigan on Sept 17, 2008 0:05:16 GMT -5
1. If left with the choice between death by slow starvation or eating a human being, what would you do?
Soup's on bitches! I actually had a dream in HS that I was around a campfire in Boy Scouts (was in boy scouts from 10 till 18) and we were cooking a human (faceless) and I wondered what human flesh tasted like. Right as I went to get a taste, I woke up. I had the misfortune of mentioning this dream to my Grandma who lived with us, and when I came home my Mom had taken certain CD's (Metallica's Kill 'Em All, NiN's Downward Spiral), video games (Mortal Kombat 1 & 2). I thought I had gone to crazy town, and had to have my "cool" aunt talk to my Mom and explain that having a dream isn;t the same as being a cannibal.
My Mom actually fucking thought I was a real cannibal.
2. If you eat the person, how would you cook them? Also, what type of wine?
I'd filet some of the meat, and have medium rare steak after I marinated it and then spinkled some spice rub on it. I'd also take some meat and make a Hunter's stew with different vegetables, and lastly I'd go a make a Sheppard's Pie. Mmmmm, Shepard's Pie.
I like Chateu Lafite and some white wines. I really don't drink alot of wines, but like Champagne as well. I'd have to make a dessert of some kind for the Champagne though...
3. Have you ever killed an animal ie not vermin (not an insect or mouse)?
No. Not that I'm aware of.
4. What's your stance on the death penalty?
Humarabi had the right idea. It may not deter criminals, but vengeance at least gives the public / families closure. Some crimes such as child abuse, child molesters and their ilk should just be done after guilt has been established. No appeals, no mercy. Fuck 'em. They should have had mercy on the people they dicked over...
11. As a youngster, did you ever think you were gay?
Yes, as I young teen I did. I have a full desciption here. My familiy thought I was gay for awhile as well. At least until girls started coming around, and even then my Mom said she thought I was bi.
12. Ever had a threesome?
Not yet. I had the opportunity when I was dating my ex-wife, but she said that I was special and didn;t wanna ruin that by doing that with me.
33. Ever try to get a girl (not bi) to screw another girl while you watched / participated?
Yes, but it really backfired on me. A chick I was dating when I got out of college was in college, and I tied to get her with one of her college friends and me, but it ended up just being the 2 of them later after I left when we were all making out. She later told me she was a lesbian because of that. And I didn't get any from either of them. Damnit!
44. Ever screw a drunk chick? Were you drunk as well?
Yes. Yes and no. I'd also done it when the chick was high in the spirit of full disclosure.
56. If you could get into a fist fight with anyone in history who would it be?
Hitler.
57. Why?
No one would be sad, and after I beat his ass like a drum, I'd control his army. I would have turned them into a force for good and just causes. Muhuhahahahahaha. Plus, he looks like he'd be a good fight.
I'd ask Court's buttsex question but it looks like we have that answer
